Piano edition

Previous Performance: >>529342494

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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god this thread is ASS

luv me plug
hate the roaring knight
simple as

>>529367835
I love him. Post more of him.

>>529367831
I made the joke one fucking time and you latched onto it like an autist with sonic. Please get some original material for the love of god

>>529367931

>>529367947
>angy

>>529367831
Ramb is gonna be her butt plug.
She's going to drain his Bri'ish Balls.

I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!!

Kris, I promise I can be trusted with my real vessel. Now hand it over.

>>529367931
He gets what he fucking doesn't deserves!

am I the only one attracted to the shadowguys

>>529367208

Ice-E guy is confirmed to be Everyman, since he's putting butterflies in people's food.

Chapter 1 - "ICE ME UP BOSS" - chapter 2 has snowgrave
Chapter 2 - "PUT ME IN COACH" - could refer either to being put inside the game, or the Knight using the bat I guess

Chapter 4 - Grease me Up - all I can think about is Ralsei and/or asgore, having fire magic and the vast inferno

Is it just me or are Tenna and Jevil's voices similar?

>>529368149
>Real vessel
>Mini Kris
You haven't forgotten him already have you?

>>529368192
I find the shadowguys and zapper very hot and wish there was more bara porn of them

>>529368234
All of the voice clips are Toby. Yes, including Queen's laugh.

>>529368234
it’s all Toby everything is Toby

Dessex

>>529367835
>>529367931
Tongue in his MOUTH, my hands FINGERING his EYES

>>529368304
Toby is a very good voice actor

>>529368304
Even Mama Mia!?

>>529368213
>grease fires are hard to put out and water doesn't work

ITS HIS TIME

>>529368261
I'm playing the long game. Once Kris gets used to mini-Kris, I can upgrade to my REAL real vessel.

>>529368304
Not Temmie's

>>529368149
your vessel may be a cringe cyan, but mine is a beautiful gray

>>529368448
The code he gives you to unlock the church is the shelter code, because he's the most important. Mark my words.

>>529368429
Yes, I believe that's him doing an impression of Mario rather than an actual Mario sample

>>529368463
I stabbed at Kris in chapter 3 with my mini vessel specifically because he's a bitch ass cunt and should be afraid of me. If he continues to work against us I will have no choice but to end the both of us

>>529368448
Honestly, how many darkners can even come close to claiming that they saved a lightners life? Imagine there was a fire in the church and he put it out in the past before it could spread, he would have practically saved every single darkners life as well as any lightners nearby. Is it any wonder he has such a massive Ego?

>>529368527
I do wonder if the third code would be 213 or if it's something we don't know at all yet from Flower King

>>529368486
Temmie is just a girl Toby from an alternate universe

>>529368627
Built for Dess futa cock

I had a dream about Tenna in a bunny suit doing weird poses and also holding a silver plate like a waitress....i blame picrel for this dream (good job anon i love you and your work please never stop this was one of the better dreams that i've had in a while)

>>529368689
Never forget Tony Fitzgerald and Tammie Lang

I didn’t go to the diner with susie, I didn’t know you could. I’m in the dark world now. Should I go back?

>>529368832
No, you will need that five bucks for the festival.

>>529368627
Nabstablook's gun is going to be the most powerful and revered darkner

>>529368872
OH. well, I didn’t wanna take asriel’s money

>>529368832
Yes, that scene is kino

>>529368932
Either take the money or you won't be able to ride with Susie, Noelle or Berdly due to lack of funds.

>>529368932
you should refund chocolates then

tasque manager singing voice when

>>529366957
I was 23 when undertale came out
time is pain

>>529368878
Are there any Deltarune characters that haven't been drawn with a fat ass yet?

>i gave kris his weekly allowance of $50
skill issue lmao

I LOVE FATBOY TENNA

>>529369035
Bro your knees bro??

>>529369052
Rouxls

>>529369164
if we're having a big flower garden there'd be a lot of other plants too
>>529369138
they're ok

>>529369035
Time isn't pain, change is pain. Especially when the change is worse then what you had before.

Undertale arena fighter

>>529369145
Canonically has a small ass
>>529369164
I bet instead of having a dark world in the pizza place, there's going to be a pizza place in the dark world and that's where he'll be

>>529369145
WRONGE

>>529369284
And yet
>>529369145
Nope

I was just going into college when Undertale came out. Fuck I'm old...

>>529369164
https://youtu.be/-X2atEH7nCg

>>529369314
>>529369337
CHIPS AHOYETH

>>529369052
That one kid dancing in the rain with a really funny line I can't remember

Say WHAT KRIS!? we're gonna cast SNOWGRAVE on MYSELF!? And my ICE CUBE will become a BED to KEK me on!? And you’ll get EVERY GIRL in town, and SUSIE will PROCEED to KEK them ALL right on TOP of me!? I’ll be FORCED to WATCH, UNBLINKING through the ICE, as SUSIE gives the LOVE I’ve WANTED to HUNDREDS of other girls INSTEAD!? Well all I can say is YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOEE, WHERE’S THAT THORNRING!?

>>529369314
>>529369337
>fat ass
Which way, western man?

>>529368486
Idk man. Google NEVER lies man.

>>529369164

Does trying to create a dark fountain in a dark world always fuck things up and spawn a titan? Or could you possibly have a dark world within a dark world?

>>529369510
Wasn't this the ENTIRE reason ralsei freaked out at the end of chapter 2

>>529369510
Stacking dark worlds makes a Titan and escalates into the Roaring from what we've heard and seen, unless I'm wrong

i c buttes

>>529369510
Ralsei Didnt Wanted Berdly To Make One
So Yes, Trying To Create A Dark World Inside A Dark World, Makes A Titan ("Roaring")

Ralsei vessel is really coming together as the best theory.

He has a Heart shaped hole on his outfit.
Monochrome copy was colored in - Initially I assumed Kris may just be the vessel and the Dreemurrs family's care colored them in. But if you go with Ralsei being the vessel, he was LITERALLY colored in with crayons.

He's a "blank slate", possibly filled in by Kris or Asriel himself when they found the discarded vessel in the closet. Keep also in mind, the vessel is a dark world form. The Light world equivalent doesn't have to be a person, it could even be a drawing on a piece of paper

>>529367724 (OP)
Let's go, dirty nigger killer

>>529369424

What's Kris's problem?

>>529369465
Good catch but it's odd Jevil didn't already have that element

>>529369769
They are a gross human with human issues

>>529369769
ARen't we meant to literally be Chara.
It's only in genocide where their like, soul/ghost/whatever schizos out into The Demon

>>529369819
Susie would dunk Frisk into Asriel's giant pile of souls, wouldn't she.

>>529369819
What plan dose she have?

>>529369835
Jeez

>>529369164
Friday follows from Thursday (the leftover donuts get tossed in the dumpster) but what is he talking about on Saturday? Let what cool on the windowsill? The donuts that he just threw out?

What if Mettaton had bipolar disorder?

>>529369870
twerking

ramb.,. guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>529369665
Anything I'm missing from this that you think I should add?

>>529369164
This almost works but don't you find egg guy on the bird screen not the bakesake screen?

>>529370034
When you finish interacting with him, it spits you out at the bakesale location.

>>529370017
The Manual has to be connected. It's made out of a mix of pages from different sources. Some of them are numbered ralsei X while others just have numbers. Maybe the gray pages were from Gaster's manual for DELTARUNE

>>529369923

>>529369856
Why yes, the Chara you see at the end of the genocide is not the Chara who was Asriel's brother. It is a distorted image of the Chara who has his memories but no feelings. He created his appearance himself to look friendlier to you because he wants to be with you. The real Chara looked like Frisk/Kris/Unused Child

>>529370093
Ohh wow. So Chapter 5 he'll be in some kind of wheat/grass field, huh?
I guess it's all but confirmed Chapter 5 is a plant dark world. Maybe reverse Undertale is not quite accurate

>>529369992

>>529370219
If Ice-E , Carol or Noelle get involved a garden/ field can end up being the location of both snowdin and an inferno

>>529369769
To be honest, as frustrating as it would be to have a non-compliant vessel. It sure does make for an interesting story. Frisk simply reacted to the world around him at our prodding. Kris however has his own Volition, it's neat and I wouldn't trade Kris away. After all, he wouldn't give all those neat little reactions he does all the time in response to us. I can't imagine Frisk questioning our choices like this or biting his own hand to prevent (you) from saying something.

>>529370219
If we get a Hometown Dark World it's entirely possible we go from Flower King in part 1 to Holiday Manor in part 2 kind of like first and second sanctuary

>>529368056

What was Kris thinking here?
Did they just play with Noelle a little bit to "be polite" and then move on when they hit the arbitrary "politeness quota"?
Or did they really have so much fun playing with Noelle and enjoying her company that they forgot why they came over in the first place? If so, why stop all of a sudden? Was playing piano that important?

>>529370454
To save both worlds, there is only one way
Tell the player that he's really gay

>>529370169
Kek. Elaborate.

>>529370454
Just imagine, if Susie waited just another second before smashing that Mural we could have known how it all ends.

>>529370454
it said the world ends and sans moves to another universe

>>529369923
he's an adhdtard if anything

>>529370454
God I wish this game didn't take so fucking long to make because the suspense for where the story is going is agonizing.

>>529370513

Does Kris really know how the prophecy ends? He didn't see shit either.

>>529370567
>To defeat the prophecy and get the good ending you must be a non-man
So THAT'S what the sign at MANCOUNTRY was for

>Susie’s Idea

>>529368472
weirder ship than spamfet

i'm going fucking insane dude i thought this shit said dr. wing gaster

>>529370938
>I'm Wing Gaster! The only human
>.

Will Asgore be kino or will be be Knightfodder

I dislike the idea of someone we fought in Undertale being a boss again

>"To save the worlds, there is only one way."
>there are 2,955 words and phrases that rhyme with "way"
So yeah we aren't going to be able to guess it huh

>>529370938
YESTERDAY
DR. WING GASTER
WAS ONLY SKELETON

>>529370454
It would be much more interesting if Kris didn't know as well. I mean, where are indications that they know. All we see is just Kris comforting Ralsei and nodding along to Susie

>>529371158
Asgore won't be the boss or even an antagonist but by the end of the chapter you'll wish he was

>>529371253
asgore will be the "antagonist" of the chapter... but not the boss and not the true "bad guy"
that will be leafy the cowboy puppet

>>529371229
I think Kris must know since they and the Knight are deliberately taking steps to fulfill parts of the prophecy

>>529371229
I think the prophecy is common knowledge covered in church and so on
Susie doesn't know because she's from out of town and Catty botched the one service she attended

>>529371158
What if we kill Sans out of combat? Like we just do it in a cutscene.

>>529370719
SHE ATE HIM WHOLE
>but the freezer burn adds flavor
SHUT

>>529367724 (OP)
>Piano edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP1RVG58gT0
I liked this Third Sanctuary remix

Gaster's entire plan, from Undertale to Deltarune and even further beyond, was to troll (You) personally. Not (You) as in the character of the soul, I mean you in real life.

W.D. Bastard

>>529371582
Gaster's plan relied on us punching holes through reality to let him through

>>529371174
You must buttfuck the goat and give him the gay

>>529371754
but none of my vessels are male

>>529371349
I see, makes sense if that's what happening with Kris and phone calls

>>529371361
I tought the dark world prophecy was an expanded, or rather more accurate retelling of the prophecy. Indicated by comically specific predictions like "Jockington grows the beard" and shit

>>529371826
Would a strap on become a darkner if you brought it to Castle Town?

>>529371754
Oh no how horrible

>>529371915
it's an equipment so probably not

>>529371950
Would it turn into a weapon then?

>>529372010
Finally... The dick-sword...

>>529372179
if you punch the great door 300 times you get the dragon dildo

>>529370332
You know, there's something I was considering yesterday.

There's a conversation in chapter 4 where Noelle talks about how wierd Kris talks, like it's through a speaker. Susie says she didn't notice anything wierd and it sounds like Kris usually does. Later on, Kris talks for real, as just Kris, and Noelle gets moved to the border of tears because she's finally once again hearing "real" Kris with the voice she was used to as a kid, while Susie has no reaction.

Some anons have taken this to mean that Susie doesn't actually know the real Kris, but I'm kinda thinking it's the exact opposite. Scenes like the one posted in that pic with the "BERDLY?!" stuff (and other moments of implied talking) show that Kris does actually talk on their own regularly through the game. It's not super common, but Kris does chatter independent of the soul while hanging out with Ralsei and Susie.

What this makes me think is not that Susie doesn't know what real Kris talks like. It shows that she's just gotten used to hearing both versions, the real Kris voice and the "piloted" Kris voice. To Susie, Kris just sometimes likes to go all deadpan when solving a puzzle or having an important conversation, to Susie it's probably just Kris' "concentration voice" used during tense situations, while Kris sounds different when more relaxed.

But to Noelle, who knew Kris before the soul possessed them, this is a wierd, new voice she's not used to hearing. But that does carry another implication. That implication is that Kris hasn't genuinely talked to Noelle in a long, LONG fucking time. It's just been the soul forcing Kris to talk to her for so long that the first time in that time that she hears Kris' genuinely address her, she's moved, like she finally met back with a long gone friend. But doesn't that also mean that Kris resents Noelle superhard if they have refused to talk to her for so long? Does that mean it's actually canon that Kris is pissed off at Noelle?

>>529370938
i remember watching that movie and then i forgot about it
here you go my reaction gif that I made because it was so damn mid

>>529371754
isn't this the same dude that made handplates kek

Do you think it's called "Piano that may not be played that well" because Toby still has fucked up wrists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9XRMC0ez7w

>>529372545
youd think he could spend all his money on hand transplants

Ralsei pumped up the marketability and made up a sad backstory to distract you from the fact that he’s the villain

>>529372673
He probably already did that
This is post transplant playing

>>529370186
>He created his appearance himself to look friendlier to you because he wants to be with you.
there was a few months where I was thinking about trying to give myself a chara tulpa
luckily my laziness paid off for once and I was uninterested by the time I had any possible motivation for it
repeating multiple genocides to get his extra comments is still kind of cute though

>>529372684
If Ralsei asks me to jump, I jump
If Ralsei is a villain I'm a villain
Ralsei is the only thing that matters

>>529369769
You should start molesting him. That will make him behave.

Most persistent fan theories:
>Penumbra Phantasm
>Ralsei is evil
>Endgame Krusie
>Catti and Jockington will be relevant at some point

>>529372851
what if Ralsei asked you to take daily showers and get a job and talk to women

Heya anon~

>>529372401
>Does that mean it's actually canon that Kris is pissed off at Noelle?
Kris is part of a grand world ending conspiracy, you DO NOT rope people you care about into that

>>529372928
Nightmare Knight chads WON

Completely unsubstantiated schizotheory: People in town hate Susie because they suspect her of various acts of vandalism that Kris committed to isolate her so she can be better utilized as a pawn for the Knight's plan

>>529372401
finally someone understands
>doesn't that mean kris resents noelle?
there could be other reasons. kris is very clearly a loner kid, and has some bad baggage. kris could be avoidant of noelle (connection to trauma), or avoidant of the whole world around them (general earthbkund depression). there's not nearly enough stuff to imply that kris just really has it out for noelle.

>>529372928
Do people still unironically believe in Knight Papyrus
I always hated that one

>>529372928
>Most persistent fan theories:
>>Penumbra Phantasm
wait is he using that in deltarune somewhere too? that was one of my favorite motifs back when homestuck wasn't shit

>>529372928
>>Penumbra Phantasm
could you explain this one please

>>529373082
>>529373120
How have you guys avoided Penumbra Phantasm theory for so long??

>>529373120
It was in a bunch of homestuck music and is a very good leitmotif
dunno anything besides that

>>529372996
...anon a grand world ending conspiracy WILL rope in everyone in the world, including whoever you care about.

The mere fact Kris cares about anyone at all already means it can't be a grand world ending conspiracy. You might have argued that might have been the case before the game started and Kris didn't have Susie and Ralsei to return joy and pace to their life, but if that was the case, then Kris proceeding with the plan makes zero sense considering we already know the soul can be thrown away. The only real conclusion that can be reached is that whatever conspiracy Kris, the Knight, Carol, and whoever else are all part of, is aiming for something different than the end of the world.

>>529373227
ok, thanks

>>529373082
I
I didn't know it was called that

>>529372928
Friend Inside Me
Friend Inside Me
Frien

>>529372963
>daily showers
I'm already super autistic over this, literally cannot start my day without a shower
>get a job
I'd do my best but the market is so rough
>talk to women
I pick the cash register with a female employee

>>529368234
Tenna was voiced by fucking Kirbopher of all people apparently

>>529373267
I'm using world ending as a scale, not as an actual goal

>>529372401
If the plan involves Kris dying at the end and taking the SOUL with them then it makes sense
>Kris gets their self-flagellating "punishment" for allowing it to happen in the first place
>The SOUL will be gone and not able to hurt Noelle anymore so everything's "fixed" now

>>529373056
I guess it's not proof enough to say Kris does have it out for Noelle in particular. I was mostly wondering if this is a way to tell if Noelle really did have a hand in Dess' disappearance and she doesn't remember but Kris does, or failing that, that Kris somehow blames her for their own self-inflicted isolation because of some other detail we don't yet know.

>>529373318
Source?

>>529373318
the fuck?

could you imagine going back to 2020 and telling all of the "your choices don't matter" people about the future of deltarune and how untrue that is? they'd absolutely lose their minds if it came from anyone other than toby fox himself and I find that insane

>>529373318
He did fandubs of Tenna, he is not literally Tenna

>>529373485
they wont matter if the entire game ends in the apocalypse no matter what, anon

Dess will become one of the greatest baseball players in video game history like Christopher Robin and Pablo Sanchez

>>529368526
This one isn't even a warrior - it is a soldier.

Cant wait for the Tenna Sweepstakes

>>529373543
>he still thinks they don't matter
it was handed to you on a silver platter and you still won't eat. fascinating

>>529373617
*Eram Entertainment Expo

>>529373685
dont forget

>>529369465
>Spamton wasn't hinting at Jevil
>he was hinting at the 5th schizo boss

>>529373808

>>529372851
Based!

>>529373851
Images you can hear

>>529373717
*Jackenstein Halloween Bash

>>529373934
*Gerson's Grandpa Orgy

>>529369826
Jevil is Chaos/Rude

>>529373808

>>529373543
the man was intimately involved with time shenanigans during the conceptualization of the game, do you really think "game over" classifies as an ending?

>>529373562
donald trump: its all yours tenna
tenna: its been an honor mr president

>>529372401
Even Susie mentions that Kris repeats and talks to themselves

How do you think Tenna feels about politics

>>529374245
He loves anything that gets people to watch him. Politics? Great. 9/11? Even better!

>>529374245
whats his tv license policy

>>529374050
*The Knight's Swoonfest

Do you think Tenna remembers the Chinese factory he was made in

>>529374419
*Ramb’s Sex Dungeon

The pain of wanting to draw but being entirely unable to. How I loathe my inadequacy.

Still not sure who 'he' is supposed to be in this context.

>>529374572
i can draw but i am a failure in many other ways so i am sure you have something good going on anon

>>529374556
*Carol's Christmas Collage

>>529374608
Ralsei
Susie says this during the scene where Kris slaps us with a hockey stick

Frisk isn’t good at bowling

>>529374608
spamton

>>529374682
I get it

>>529374608
her fluffy boy

>>529374608
Beta Susie is so cute...

ghhhh im gonna swoon!

>>529372928
Ralsei is evil is dead

>>529374883
what

>>529374632
It's not that I don't have other capabilities. Like... For example, the app I use to draw on? I coded it myself. I can do things like that. I can write; Stories, code, translations/localizations. But I can't draw. I can't create visual art, and I HATE it.

And I'm sure you're perfectly capable of other things too, but the ability to draw? That is transcendent. It's more powerful than what I am capable of. I have something I want to make that no one else ever has, and yet I can't.

>>529374939
IM ROARRSING??

>>529374780
shes going to look like that by the end of the game when she fully realizes herself

Anons, what class would your Vessel be? Most common would probably be blade/swordsmen

>>529374780
Even beta Noelle. I think Toby makes cutter designs than what actually lands in the game.

>>529375013
Gambling themed spellcaster

>>529375013
I hope we get a lance weapon. I love lances

>>529375057
That actually sounds really cool! How would that work out? Playing cards, coinflips, Russian Roulette?

>>529375019
>cutter
freudian slip
also i'm lacking sleep

>>529375013
bare handed monk, I am literally Alex Churchland in real life

>>529374953
in that case i wish you luck in learning more anon.

>>529375073
Im so sad we never got a lance during the chariot fight against Berdly in Chapter 2 - imagine jousting him

>>529375073
>>529375217
we already have a lance…….
……
r

>>529375013
cleric, favourite class in dnd.

>>529375013
>gave the gift of Voice
Bard baby, lets cast those buffs and get flirting!

>>529374120
Anon that's Reigen

>>529375154
Jevil talking about how this body can never die and then you just punch his head off so hard the spring is ripped out? That would go hard as hell

https://www.tiktok.com/@115billionviews/video/7435080762774392107

>>529375269
A cleric of the light or the angel was just begging to be done and the fact that toby never leaned into that with Ralsei is such a missed opportunity. Based choice!

>>529375270
>unstoppable eldrich power invades your body and makes you flirt
god i cant blame people for writing weird fics of it

>>529375270

> Dessknight
> Act
> Flirt
The dream..

>UEE HEE HEE! LET’S MAKE THE DEVILSKNI-
>Vessel chops at the wrist!
>-Armed
>+Disarmed

>>529375013
Dual wield swordsman

>>529375013
Some kind of Blue Mage/Mimic thing, able to see something done once and then able to do it for itself

>>529375402
>Dick Cock
This is the Trump "Susie and Chris" video isn't it

>>529375013
idk, whatever i'm feeling at the time

>>529375576
Why stop at two when you can have three?

>>529375402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA-6FVKGk7M

>>529375192
I've tried numerous times. I fear graphical art simply isn't for me, no matter how much I desire it

gave Lancer an ipad and he started watching those youtube shorts with the AI dwayne johnsons

>>529374572
>>529374953
What I did was ask for badly-drawn requests in the thread, boot up TuxPaint, and do them. I made them as good as I realistically could in a short amount of time, which wasn't very good. I did this regularly for a couple of weeks and figured out how to make pictures that were still very obviously low-skill but that I liked looking at. There are a few that get reposted every once in a while because the concept is nice and you can tell what's happening. Nowadays I maybe draw some pictures every few months?
Alternatively if you want to actually get good at drawing you have to put in a large amount of structured effort and then you can probably get there. I'm too lazy to do that myself, I don't find drawing as intrinsically rewarding as programming or writing, but it's totally possible, it just takes a lot of work before the payoff.

>>529375668
I have no tail and I appreciate my teeth's well being.

>>529375585
Turning the game into a bullethell for your enemy would be awesome, or having enemy-specific acts you can learn

>>529375712
His mom is an AI so she churns out slop for him

>>529375730
you ever seen that picture of Zoro with a fourth sword between his cheeks

>>529375803

>>529375013
Some kind of defender that can use a shield like Ralsei's FluffyGuard

>>529375697
this is the real kino ship

>>529375873
Honestly I thought that was gonna be the whole gimmick of Kris since he's the only one with a shield and is the one who intercepts King's attacks.but defending is always suboptimal

>>529375725
I don't need to be able to make anything fantastic, even though there's a very specific high effort artstyle I adore and want to replicate. I just want to be able to make nice and clean doodles, but I can't even do that. Having very minor hand tremors that make it impossible to do clean lines is also pretty demotivating. Though I'd like to find something that might work for me...

Zoro gets lost and ends up in the dark world as chapter 6’s secret boss

>>529375697
i like to watch

>>529375956
>Kris is a minority in the Deltarune universe
Oh no...

Who is the Knight?

>Dess
+does the same poses like Kris as the Knight/ maybe mentor of them?
+good arch nemesis for Susie
+Kris doesn't hurt them that much
+Kris slashes the tires of Toriel's car, because cars are her weakness
+narratively a good choice
-too obvious for turbo nerds
+not obvious for normies
+has memories for Gerson, Queen (baseball attack), King (bases his castle on the Knight's color scheme) and Tenna (she felt sad for cutting his arms off?)
-relies too much on hype and headcanon
-why would she harm Noelle for ch 2
? Is she tall? Noelle thinks the black mantle is for tall people (referring to her or Asriel)
+uses a baseball bat as her weapon (Dess = Ness, wiffle bat)

>Rudy
? Does the same poses as Kris? Maybe they are a fan of him?
-Susie beating up a sick man isn't funny
? does Rudy do sports?
+Kris doesn't go hard on him
+Is tall
? does he have memories for Queen and King? Knows Gerson and Tenna
-why would he harm Noelle in ch 2

>Carol
+Kris doesn't want to harm her and they work together
+ok arch nemesis for Susie
-no clue if she likes sports
-would use a katana instead of a baseball bat
? Kris learned his poses from her...? Could be true
? May have memories for Gerson and Tenna, no clue about King and Queen
+ Could be harsh enough to endanger Noelle for ch 2


>Asriel
+Kris doesn't want to harm him
+can subvert the audience, because he knows about Dess and what she would use
+Kris copying his poses may come from him
- why would he endanger Noelle
? weird arch nemesis for Susie
? May be tall
? Needs another headcanon theory to become real if he knows about King and Queen, Gerson and Tenna are guaranteed to be remembered by him

>Papyrus
-Kris doesn't know his ass
-why the fuck would he wear antlers
-toby isn't Andrew Hussie who provides a dogshit subversion, fellow mikebro

do you subscribe to lanky, somewhat malnourished sooz, or big and wide sooz? also, sooz with clearly defined muscles or sooz without clearly defined muscles?
i pingpong between lanky sooz and wide sooz, but generally prefer her without clearly defined muscles (you need discipline, good diet, and dedication to get that and soozer does not start the game with that)

>>529376023
>Kris! I found my ha- *SWOON*

>>529375013
Psionic, I am beyond the need for a weapon
though a Grappler for using enemies as shields is very tempting

>>529376074
YOU'RE TOO LONG

>>529376078
Canonical Sooz to me is just like an actual lizard. Chunky with no features.

bros... reminder that we

>FUCKING

>WON!

>OBLITERATED THE ENEMY LINES!

>>529375420
>*your prayer was answered... by whom?

>>529376158
Sollux…

>>529376158
Interesting! Whos mind would it call upon, yours - or the vessels who was shaped in the image of yours?

>>529376282
Yes we are aware that annoying people will be hanging onto this tweet for a very long time.

UTDR characters that would have CoC:
>Undyne
>Susie
>Gerson
>Knight
>Asgore
>Papyrus with enough training
Sans would not have it due to his lack of drive to become a conqueror

>>529376078
wide sooz who is malnousiushed because her shitty parents feed her junk food

>>529376185
I like the idea that she is actually humanoid, not just an anthro. And that is why she is sexually attracted to Kris, because they are "close enough", to each other not counting each other's "weird heads", as they see it.

>>529376460
Assuming she has parents.

>>529376074
>-Kris doesn't know his ass
we do though, and WE are the important ones.

>>529376074
>why would she harm Noelle for ch 2
Freedom means cutting your ties to others so you can truly do whatever you want without consequence, or something
That being said I don't think the Knight is literally Dess but some kind of shadow cast by her or another kind of reincarnation with all her negative traits upped to eleven

Seriously what was that blood stain in Kris's bedroom

>>529376323
technically it'd probably just be the SOUL ordering enemies to attack themselves or using the telekinesis that the SOUL does have because it can spin snowflakes and make Kris's hair do that thing

>>529376615
Hearts pump blood through them, maybe we just leak over time.

>Snowgrave Krisselle fic that has a bad ending halfway through so the timeline restarts and this time Kris is dating Berdly
Holy mother of twists!

Susie is Gaster

>>529376685
>Kris, your soul pissed on my guitar

>>529376702
She's the Susiegaster

>>529376615
>>529376685
I'm surprised more people aren't asking why Susie just so happens to know the best way to clean bloodstains

>>529376868
Period blood on her jeans I suppose

>get every egg
>eat every moss
>get every crystal
>beat the game
>black screen for a few seconds
>*you can now play as Asriel.

>>529376868
she probably gets into fights a lot

>>529376903
So she can't be eggnant after all. She wouldn't have a period if she laid eggs

>>529376945
what if they're big eggs?

>>529376868
that should've been in her search history in chapter 2
i cant even remember what her search history was

>>529375946
Krita has stroke stabilization FWIW
For me the trick was to find satisfaction in ugly doodles and build up from there. My doodles now might qualify as clean but the ones I started with didn't

>>529376920
you forgot the fucking starwalker

>>529376868
yeah it was pretty surprising to me, like i didn't really expect her to know how to clean much of anything
maybe it just became an essential skill for her? like, getting into fights in other towns or something.

26 days

>>529376903
I'd slurp the hell out of her pussy blood

>>529377019
Even that didn't help me much. I tried it with firealpaca back in like... 2021 probably? Long ago lol
I appreciate the suggestion though. Maybe someone here will be willing to take on the thing I want to see sometime

>>529376920
>it's a college life simulator until the day you go back to hometown
>take the bus back
>you're in the cutscene where you show back up
>your associated save file from the original game is being read for inputs, and those inputs are being fed into the kris npc

This body is mine

>>529376615

>>529376868
>* Cool, spike bed.
>* Now I can stab myself during the night.
>* Finally some convenience.

>>529377167
it's a magic regenerating bloodstain

>>529377167
do women just squat in a corner and menstruate all over the carpet normally?

>>529377231
Kris is...
they're...
a freak.

>>529377231
This is Kris we're talking about

>>529376992
>Which is sexier: humans of purple dino monsters?

>>529376437
But Noelle is faster and can freeze her opponents

>>529377231
Yes its like a faucet they turn on and off

>>529377231
only witches do that

Will Toby Fox ever elaborate in-game why Kris has no gender, or will this entire thing only serve as a way for the fandom to virtue signal and circlejerk each other to death over pronouns?
At some point it becomes stupid and annoying as shit.

>>529377464
Toby does it specifically to annoy and offend social conservatives.

Will Deltarune have an hour-long secret superboss fight against Kris's biological dad

>Confirmed members
Kris
Susie
Ralsei

>Will be a member soon
Noelle

>Unconfirmed member candidates
Berdly
Catti
Jockington

>copium member candidates
Asriel
Dess

Your thoughts on Lancer's fan club getting more members?

>>529371229
When Kris and Ralsei reach Susie, the prophecy is viewable to them for a second but not to us. The driving minigame in the green room and the “just out of view” text you can get by trying to backtrack after that shows that our perspective is deliberately limited and not equivalent to what Kris sees.

>>529377541
Inevitable.

>>529376868
I assumed it was just a joke about her being a "tough kid" so she would know weird stuff like that

I was workin on this for a bit, gonna finish it soon, I love Fish

>>529377464
>oh boy gender discussion #99803
It's deliberately unaddressed. This gives the people playing pronoun police their fix of moral superiority and normal people the ability to point out that it's left up to interpretation. Neither side is correct and Toby Fox will never address it because there is no bad publicity. Fights over gender will continue for as long as Deltarune is popular.

>>529377464
Its meant to be ambiguous so we can have a perspective into Kris' life as ourselves. Someone before mentioned a 'Schrödinger's gender' kind of thing. I always thought people knew that's what it was about.

>>529377464
From the Halloween Hack making of commentary
>You may be wondering "okay, wtf, how the hell were we supposed to know he was gay" and I'm like "jesus christ man, if I made him come right out it would ahve been pretty lame, it's more of a subtle thing."

>>529377616
nice muscles

>>529377657
I'm reminded of the people coping that Susie and Noelle aren't gay

>>529376078
>>529376185
I subscribe to the idea of realistic lizard Susie
Built like Godzilla

>>529377464
Why does this topic keep happening SO MUCH? Like more than any other. Is it really so interesting?

>>529377027
Starwalker is for Dess

>>529377731
Noelle isn't gay on the Weird Route. And if she still is, then I'll have to fix that too.

>"Heh, Kris, your mom is such a slut... One time at a party, she got so drunk she blew literally every man she could get her big hands on! Whoo, man! Good times!"

>>529377768
It's just /v/ tourists who want Deltarune to be part of culture war shit

>>529377464
>At some point it becomes stupid and annoying as shit.
skill issue.

>>529377768
Because in places outside of these threads, if you call kris something other than "they", the xitterfags will mob you. People have lost their entire account over mass reporting from these freaks all because they insist Kris is some non-binary rep and we have to respect their pronouns or we're evil people. It's fucking weird and incredibly annoying. That's why I only talk about Deltarune here now

>>529373318
>Kirbopher
Wait
Is that the guy from YIIK?

what deltarune character's liver is the closest to failing?
hardmode: input your name as frisk while naming the fallen human

>>529377731
It'd never happen but you have no idea how much I crave a scene where Susie reveals she's not gay and she was just trying to be friendly with/distract Noelle and she gets flabbergasted that everyone would assume she's gay just because another gay likes her even though she's never reciprocated it.

>>529377731
Susellechud stop trying to aroaceerasing Susie.

>>529377464
it's for maximum fandom potential
for jokes
for art
for shipping
all of it
Kris is male, female, or neither when the situation calls for it, it doesn't even have to stay consistent either which is the best part

>>529377993
>we never got a completed hardmode
gdi anon why did you have to remind me of that

>>529377913
>Because in places outside of these threads, if you call kris something other than "they", the xitterfags will mob you.
You guys whine about this every fucking thread and its hilarious because YOU CANT TALK ABOUT THE GAME ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD without the mods deleting the threads and banning people. 4chan whining about "this being the only safe place to discuss Deltarune" is fucking laughable, half the people here are too insecure to admit they enjoy a woke game!

>>529377913
>They corrected my headcanon so they're EVIL

>>529377993
Either Toriel or Rudy.

>>529377464
No and it's for the better.
Kris is not even nombinary despite what everyone says. While Frisk and Chara were at least boys on code Kris is literally undisclosed and will remain so.

>>529377554
what if susie was male but toby changed to be a girl?

>>529377993
Toriel. I think she has been coping with the dissolution of her family all this time. Asgore knows he is in the right while she is confused as to why her family broke up.

>>529377464
,(raugh) goyjin buy my games and shut up

>>529378103
Rudy has cancer from living with Carol
it's just Toriel

>>529377616
damn that's rad good job so far

How do I unlock Big Head Mode in Deltarune

>>529378068
anon I don't know how to break this to you but Kris' gender is an insignificant part of this game and the fact that they (the people who insist it's representation) can't shut up about it to the point that ordinarily silent people are upset about it is an incredibly telling issue. You boiling it down to "you like woke game, get over it" is ignorant at best and maliciously disingenuous at worst. You are part of the problem and you don't even understand why

>>529378123
Sam is hotter. Susie being a girl honestly feels like Toby once again felt like he needed to make a character be a girl for sympathy points. The difference being that Susie, male or female, actually has some redeeming qualities unlike Alphys.

>>529378123
If it's unrelated to the noelle-susie discussion of ch4 he wouldn't have waited after ch4.

>>529377798
>But your dad was the real blowjob king, I'll tell you what.

>>529378123
god imagine how good she smells right now

>>529375697
I wish to be a throuple with them...

>>529377993
Toriel. It's not even a question.

>>529377798
I don't get this fetish

>>529378324
So many of Deltarune's mysteries would be solved if Susie had two whole brain cells to rub together instead of just the one

>>529378267
YOU CANT SHUT UP ABOUT IT THOUGH
HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THE IRONY OF THIS
WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS "I CANT BELIEVE TWITTER IS OBSESSED ABOUT GENDER/PRONOUNS" SHIT EVERY THREAD, DON'T YOU GET TIRED TALKING ABOUT IT?!

butte

>>529378407
>aislopporiel

>>529378464
>somehow doesn't realize that it's multiple people bringing up this same issue as users cycle in and out of the thread because it's so ridiculously invasive

>>529378309
>t. wants to get his guts rearranged having couch sex in a trailer

>>529378421
It's not a fetish. It's canon.

>>529377913
you are telling me a right wing pkatform, that also removed rules over misgendering, will ban you for misusing kris's pronouns?

>>529367931

>>529378267
>Kris' gender is an insignificant part of this game
>they (the people who insist it's representation) can't shut up about it to the point that ordinarily silent people are upset about it is an incredibly telling issue

>>529378574
He didn't say anything about blowjobs you made that up

>>529378368
grapes

I FUCKING HATE REPLAYING CHAPTER 2 SO MUCH! TENNA'S WACKY ANTICS MAKE A WAY BETTER EXPERIENCE. JESUS CHRIST, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIS STUPID SFX CLIPS AGAIN! QUEEN IS SO RETARDED, I HATE NOELLE, I FUCKING DESPISE BERDLY AND HIS VOICE! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>529378421
There's nothing to get. It's cuckoldry, and like all cuckery, it doesn't make sense

Apparently, Kris deals less damage to Tenna during the boss fight unless you did the mantle sidequest, in which case Kris figures out Tenna is working with the Knight and then attacks harder.

What does this tell us?

>>529378604
I think Ramb is the Elec/Holy boss and chapter 5 will have the Death/Scythe boss

>>529378530

>>529378601
You can tell when someone hasn't been on Twitter post Elon when they think it's full of wokes and not right wingers who say the hard r constantly and still don't get banned.
Said Sans Undertale from the hit video game series Undertale

>>529378680
Anon, Kris is mad that (You) know that they and Tenna are working together

>>529378698
Jevil was the death/scythe boss though, wasn't he?

>>529378659
Yeah but he said she was a total party whore. This game has a T rating so things can't be said directly.

>>529378113
Chara is a girl not a boy.

>>529378872
me when I'm lying

>>529378807
I thought he was Chaos/Chaos/Chaos

>>529378146
Go back to /v/

>>529377616
dayum that one hot piece of fish

>>529378601
>right wing pkatform
I still can't say faggot or tell someone to kill themselves on there without getting a temporary suspension. It's not the haven of free speech you believe it is for some reason.
>>529378747
Just because some of them left doesn't mean Twitter magically changed into some far right conspiracy dome. It's still all the same people, doing the same thing. Nothing has changed. It was all a performance. If Twitter was good, I'd be getting more gay porn of the zappers and shadowguys and not pippin cuntboy shit

Toby IS MY friend.
Every theory I have is right because Toby and me think in the same way.
It feels good to know that every theme, politics and plot twists I want to be in the game will be 100% in the game.

>>529378942
I wish he would point that thing at me.

In the wise words of Sans:
"Eh eh eh eh ehehehehe eh eh eheheh."

>>529378673
I FUCKING HATE REPLAYING CHAPTER 3 SO MUCH! GERSON'S AURAFARMING MAKE A WAY BETTER EXPERIENCE. JESUS CHRIST, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR TAKING TOO LONG AGAIN! TENNA IS SO RETARDED, I HATE ERAM, I HATE BACKTRACKING AND THE ZELDA SECTIONS! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>529378502
butthead

>>529379108
Your fault for not getting S ranks.

What the hell is aura farming
I'm only 28 and I already can't keep up with new lingo

>>529379069
>not using lucid dreaming to spy on Toby's sleeping thoughts in the astral plane
get on my level, I know all the secrets about adventure no 5.

>>529378970
You can't unjap the Toby.

>>529379075
holding ralsei on your lap as he unloads a shotgun through both of your chests <3

>>529379165
wipipo don't even say someone is cool nowadays, they just say they have an aura

>>529379165
tl;dr "looking cool on purpose"

>>529378872
I like the porn too.

>>529379165
Sybau unc go crashout

I was training against the knight yesterday, and as I went to get killed I noticed that either the knight was feeling merciful or Ralsei can just randomly dodge.

Why do people act like you have to replay the boards "over and over" for an S-Rank, if you're not impossibly abysmal at the game it's basically guaranteed if you get the extra bonuses like the extra key(s) and photo. I agree that replaying them takes a bit long, they're like 10 minutes each, but I only had to reset once even on my first playthrough.

>>529379179
that reminds me of a last second dream i had today, where you were in a deltarune battle scene and you were forced to choose one of three enemies (kris, frisk and the vessel)
given on the left there was a knife, i'm unsure if the idea was that you chose one of them to be the sacrificial lamb, or you choose wich one of the three survived

>>529379165
It's posing dramatically and looking cool even when there is no need for it. Its as if someone is posing like a JoJos character nonstop in casual conversation. Come on man, I'm 35, there's no need to hate on the youth and their terminology.

>>529379334
Translation:
"shut up, old man. Go cry about it"

>>529379334
hpptjs lb sobsob iiffh alssm impala chevy colorado uhty derere quipo asallah retrograde quid CCX, bintu

>>529379165
It's zoomers being retarded as usual by talking in monkey language.

>>529379361
I don't want to be misogynist but I think because there are my female players here.

>>529379334
shut your bitchy ass up uncle, go cry

>>529379361
Hot take: Chapter 3 is the coolest chapter to replay because its fast as fuck when you know what you're doing, there's even variations in how you can approach things (S/T rank versus Z rank), and all the major fights are really fun and engaging.

>>529379165
Basically farming cool points through poses

>>529379493
yeah, unlike our based kino language, it's the KEKed tourists fault n shiet

>>529379496
>my female players here.
Tell your harem to stop posting in this board.

Unpopular opinion, I actually really enjoy the RPG games in chapter 3. The only part of it I hate is fighting elnino and lanina because their bullets are so fucking annoying

>>529379165
aura farming is what every single character in dragon ball z does all the time

>>529379361
I actually got an S rank on Board 1 in my first playthrough, so I made it my objective to get an S rank on all boards. I wanted to see what the S rank minigames were about. Ended up discovering the mantle and knew it was for the secret boss.

>>529379491
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

>>529379579
Much better.

>>529379165
Trying to look cool on purpose, often implied to be at the expense of practicality. e.g the knight posing here is aura farming, because it looks cool but they have no real reason to do it

>>529379596
they do become easier and faster the more you repeat them
i will stay sour about the backtracking for 2 more months though

>>529379541
I should do a replay where I go for Z-Rank one of these days, it really seems even harder than getting T-Rank lol
>>529379646
Pretty much exactly the same here, it was board 2 that I got an A-Rank on and had to reset for.

>>529379360
i'm pretty sure that standing in the slash that separates the screen sets a character to 1 hp, it doesn't actually do a real damage value
>>529379361
i got A and S on my first playthrough, and S and S on my second playthrough

>>529379670
whats with the random Bibliox being in chapter 3 btw?
just Toby being a bit lazy and reusing a sprite i guess?

>>529379646
I got an S-rank on both boards without doing much but I loaded a save after seeing what the game was

>>529379691
>kill Tenna
>immediately turn around and Naruto pose
why did Dess do it

>>529379391
I'm 30 and I don't mind "cooked" and "aura farming" to our vocabulary.

>>529379789
Hymns book

>>529379817
Me neither. The only terms I would find retarded are those like "no cap bruh" or generally the brainrotting ones.

Popular opinion: Chapter 1 sucks balls

>>529379789
Toriel's book of hymns, brainlet bro...

>>529379596
I really enjoyed them too, getting actual exploration in a Tobysoft game felt fresh after how suffocatingly linear chapters 1 and 2 were and all the interactions you get from Susie and Ralsei were wonderful

>>529379158
>S RANKS
I fucking wish it was that. God almighty! Those are easy and fun to get.

The cooking minigame is easy to t-rank.
Getting s-rank in the first board is already bad.

>>529379927
popular opinion: kris and sans are (currently) a piece of shit

>>529379707
What backtracking? Like the way the secret boss is set up in general? I know I didn't get it at first either, but chapter 3 being the midpoint and giving you information on how to enter snowgrave kind of makes sense and all. It's no wonder it would be hidden away. People didn't even know how to get snowgrave until someone found it in the code.

>>529379817
Honestly those two are probably my favorite, alongside rizz

>>529379789
How to draw Dragons

>ALERT! ralsei love and hugs dot exe is being non consensually downloaded onto your computer RIGHT NOW!
how do you respond without sounding mad

>>529379108
Chapter 4 is fun but takes FOREVER to get good.

>>529378246
Ask Spamton

>>529380042
I lean back in my chair and let it happen

>>529379989
I hate dataminers

>>529379815
because she's overcompensating

>>529379927
Chapter 1 was clearly like a test run/warmup to see how the new game will go and look and code. its pretty much a prologue.

(and i believe Toby said himself too)

>>529378246
Shrink from acid

>>529378574
>Yeah Kris she was a whore with a capital H!
>Do you know what a butt chug is Kris? No?
>Well one time I saw your mother butt chug a whole keg, before that I only saw a pledge take six!
>Anyways she went ballistic, stripped down to her skivvies and sprinted out on the campus
>Once she started streaking campus police couldn't stop her so they had to call the REAL cops...
>Anyways, that's how she met your father!

>>529380067
it does feel quite lonely and empty pre-gerson

>>529380042
I CANNOT! I am getting SO ANGRY!!! NOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ME NO LIKE RALSEI LOVE AND HUGS!!!! YEAAAAAAAARGH!!!

>>529380123
We know, Toby. Now get back to work on Chapter 5

>>529379980
No it fucking isn't. Don't lie.
The rythm game lets you sleep on the keyboard and still get a massive score.

>>529380110
FOOL

>>529380042
Embrace the sweet release of love and hugs

>>529380138
Dess turned into the knight because she felt self conscious for being flat. real and true.

>>529379989
imagine the absolute shitstorm if snowgrave was getting discovered just now

go back

>>529380218
Sorry to tell you this Ralsei.exe, but that's blood from a stone...

why the fuck is the Knock You Down rhythm mini game like 10x harder than the other too??

i already did chapter 1 and 2 ten times in a row both in normal pacifist and weird route without getting hit once then deleted all my savefiles, when are chapter 3 and 4 getting unlocked?

>>529380431
anon...

>>529368192
The green one is neurotic, which makes me want him

>>529380426
For me it's the bits that require you to hold one button while still having to tap the other, but I play on controller so maybe it would be easier on keyboard using left/right arrow keys.

>>529380206
I did not, I didn't get a t-rank in that one.
I've got t-rank several times in the cooking one.

>>529379927
chapter 1 was really cozy I liked it more then chapter 3

>>529380123
This
All the mystery and intrigue is drained from the game when fags just datamine everything and can tell you need specific FUN values to access certain rooms and npcs that also got mined so you don't even need to do it yourself and can just read the doc
It's part of the reason deltarune pulls so many punches they REALLY don't want to reveal any more than they actually should

>>529380526
Ok but he's a Pippins, and anon was talking about Shadowguys

>>529380138
I didn't know Rudy was like that...

>>529380005
"Cooked" has fun cooking play on words with it, and "aura farming" gestures at a specific type of showing off. I like em.

>>529368192
You want to be *Saxophone sfx* in the *Saxophone sfx* till you're begging for it to *Saxophone sfx* all over the place.

>>529379989
I don't think it was found through datamining.
After almost a day from the release a guide and a video about the weird route surfaced and that's likely how most of us found it.

Would you fuck Ralsei if he breathlessly begged and pleaded for you to, telling you that he feels so badly in heat that it's torturous like his brain is boiling?
And also that darkners are by nature incapable of relieving themselves without someone else to "help"?

What if Kris got the Death Note

>>529380903
... Anon, how do you think they found out about it? They datamined about found the "sideb" variables/sprites, then started poking around about found how to activate it.

>>529380948
Already did

>>529378574
>>529380149
Based uncle Rudy dropping truth nukes

>>529380042
I've got your response right here!

gonna fuck a dog brb

>>529380746
I like how "cooked" slang has different meanings depending on context. "You cooked" vs "You're cooked"

do you think toby would disable datamining if he could
https://youtu.be/x_WUCvYkRyc?feature=shared

>>529381002
jfc what is my muscle memory doing typing out "about" instead of "and".
They datamined AND found the "sideb" stuff, then poked around AND found how to activate it.

Check the /v/ thread, they might have reached peak schzio

>>529380948
I think I would give that opportunity to someone who would enjoy it more

Popular opinion:

friend inside me

>>529381110
>I, your humble servant, will follow you to the utmost…
He's using them to his advantage now

>>529381220
me inside friend

>>529381002
Maybe, but 24 hours seems enough time for someone to find the route by themself.
It would have happened in the same timeframe even if we did not have the datamining tool back then.

puppy
puppy
puppiest
puppet

>>529380948
He would need a wheelchair after I'm done with him

>>529381239
maybe FRIEND is related to the recruit system

>>529380948
How often do darkners go in heat?

>>529381239
maybe FRIEND inside me

>>529381524
Instantly triggered if they smell a horny lightner nearby

>>529376074
Toby already gave away the fact that it's the Vessel. Susie's theory about why the Knight can't fight them in the Light World makes no sense, since the Knight can carry Undyne (who can bench press cars for fun) to the bunker with no issue.

Unless of course, it wasn't the two of them they were worried about, but the SOUL detaching and possessing them.

>>529380948
No
Also no

>>529381123
andrew hussie is the knight

>>529380628
I saw anon’s picture and got tunnel vision, oops. Shadowguys are also good

>>529380948
would you friend inside me

>>529381123
No thanks

dont forget, im with you in the dark

Friend Inside Me is the best schizotheory because it is the most fun to say out loud

>>529382003
>tfw jevil will never serenade me as i go to bed
what’s the fucking point

>>529381123
not reading all that shit, post the screencap

My FUARKING HEROES!

>>529382015
I always try to say it with the same cadence as Toby's original shitpost edit

>>529382117
...and burghley

>>529382117
where’s Rimdle

Share with me your Krusie art, bros. I need more.

>>529382117
Berdly's dead in my playthrough lol
No one will shed a tear for him

Neil Cicierega >>>> Toby Fox in terms of internet importance and it’s not even close

>unironic noelle = andrew hussie conspiracy
I have never used /v/ and I don't think I ever will after seeing this lmao

Any new art in the Magma?

>>529382361
No one will shed a tear friend inside me

>>529382369
Neil Cicierega is important for niche internet content and Toby Fox is important in real life with many game industry connections and is a licensee to major multi-billion dollar companies

>>529382369
Well duh. DUde's been around forever and made Harry Potter puppet pals.

>>529382369
Neil C can’t beat the fucking matpat pope incident

>>529382538
bouncing up and down doing tony hawk tricks on it

>>529382532
noelle owes the ice king sex

Krusie & Kriselle bros we're winning so hard it's unreal.

>>529381110
Nah Toby realized pretty early on that theres no stopping datamining so he might as well make it part of the narrative

There are now 150 Spamtenna fanfics on ao3

>>529382645
SHE LITERALLY RESTS HER HEAD ON YOU!!!
just marry already at this point.

>>529382604
Autistically dumping UT lore on Kris the second you get a voice sounds like it would just cause so many problems.

>>529382591
The guy's a politician now btw

>>529382645
I don't have a shipping horse in this race, but Suselle is objectively the least interesting character dynamic of the 3 pairings atm.

stop shipping Kris Susie and Noelle they’re just friendinsidemefriendinsidemefriendinsidemefriendinsidemeyoulostthegamefriendinsidemefriendinsideme

>>529382645
The hell is that victim complex? Their shipp is the most "canon" one, suselle got whole 2 scenes just for them

>>529380737
he's a tall gal

uoouuugh im gonna rape youuuu ahhh get rapeeed get rapeeed get rapeeed ahhh you're now rapeeeed

>>529383014
It's not a "victim complex" to observe that other ships are much more popular than theirs you sperg.

The real question is when will this song become relevant to Deltarune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbvvHsn6sgQ

Carpet. Carpet. Carpet. Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet.

>>529383014
Take a chill pill, I don't think that poster's taking it that seriously

>>529382886
Of course it would, why do you think Gaster cut (our) vocal cords?

i have made almost 150 bucks from chatbot commissions for deltarune
they just keep coming
and coming
and cumming

Imagine being Tenna and falling head over heels for a manlet

MUH DESS

>>529383070
if i had a nickel for every indie game developer obsessed with that sample

>>529383070
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/498946486/#498946957

>>529382604
Kris -will- listen to me rant about how sexy their older brother is, despite me never having met him and not even knowing what he looks like

>>529382351

>>529383139
>People can't make their own chatbots
Is it on a super popular app?

>>529369769
Kris is a bad partner.

>>529383067
Suselle have a bunch of fanarts and is favoured by the narrative, I just dont get it

>>529382910
>this is how I found out

>>529383302
it's one thing to make a chatbot, its another to make a chatbot that doesn't behave like shit
i assume its because i can provide the latter

>>529382923
Well, that's why we're now seeing this shift.

>>529382604
i will sharply inhale, lean into the microphone, and softly whisper to him
>friend inside me

dess used to let noelle fuck her ass
now that dess disappeared noelle lost not only her big sister but her onahole

When is Toby adding the route where you let Spamton win and he becomes your player character

>>529369769
Wait... So le player is le evil??

>>529380345
goes to redit to post opinion
>"go back channer"

goes to the chan to post opinion
>"go back to redit"

Well... Is he cooked or what?

>>529383139
anon, i really wish you hadn't posted this, because i enjoyed being unaware of the fact that people have spent real money online so other people could make gooner chatbots for them

>>529383351
he's getting soooo suicided man

https://youtu.be/V6z2X8JMX0A
>freedom motif
TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>529383351
>I have a THEORY about the disproportionate amount of Jewish people in congress & lobbying!

I feel like in the chapter 3+4 rush forgot to gloat about knowing that C was named Carol all this time

>>529383360
I mean yeah I assumed since you're offering the service, I said that kind of as a joke but I just wanna know if it's for a really popular app or if you make stuff for all of them or what's the deal

>>529383139
isn't that gay sex by proxy?

>>529383517
Anon you might be schizo

What is her endgame?

>>529382351
toby did...>>529376282

How are we feeling about Hussie theory?
>>>/v/714068520

>>529383632
being impregnated by kris and giving birth to the antichrist

>>529383585
i guess chub is popular? what i did was i just set up a kofi link on my page after i hit a follower milestone and then it just spiralled out of control from there
>>529383608
my most popular bot is goat bussy
i am not beating the allegations

>>529376335
Correction: this isn't a tweet. This is a post from Bluesky.
Actually, tweets don't exist anymore. Billionaire philanthropist Elon Musk renamed Twitter to "X: the Everything App", and tweets were rebranded to posts. Please be respectful of this.

>>529383687
make a fucking screencap already you lazy cunt

Hello /utg/, how we are doing today?

>>529383817
no you do it

>>529383632
Definitely something to do with Kris's SOUL
Maybe something to do with manipulating the prophecy and pairing up Kris (the cage) and Noelle (the girl who LOVE finds its way to)
Probably only about 60% evil tops because it's a Tobysoft game and he never goes 100% evil unless (You)'re causing it

>>529383825
I feel great!

>>529376335
Correction: friend inside me

>>529383632
To find her sexy daughter and force her to get fucked by Asgore.

>>529383687
Do not fucking link to /v/ here

>>529383781
For a billionaire who can do whatever he wants, Elon is remarkably sensitive and vulnerable to criticism

My snowgrave savefile has the same name as my normal one but with the word 'evil' in front.

>>529383160
i dont blame him because spamton is such a daddy

>>529383687
Stay there and don't come back /v/turd, or maybe kys that's a good option too

>>529384054
fr?

>>529384054
Ah shit I should've thought of that, I'm having a hard time keeping track of which save file is which

>>529383981
>>529383781
If I was Elon I would not be buying social media sites or funding rockets or getting involved with politics

I would be commissioning a gigantic high-quality Shyren plushie and sleep with it every day

Today, the THREAD OF DARKNESS-
The thread that gives this autism form-
Stands tall at the center of the board.
But recently, another thread has appeared on the horizon...
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and DARK begins to shift...

I love when couples fight

>>529383825
I'm feeling goated. With the saus

>>529383139
Noided Noelle best Noelle.

>>529379691
Bitch thinks she’s DIO.

>>529384292
>noided

>>529383687
>Homo Shipfags seething at genuine engagement with the metatext of Deltarune, its inspirations, and its dark influences
You made a mistake assuming /utg/ is enlightened enough to appreciate this

>>529383632
HOLY GIGAKEK!

>>529383767
I... Love this

>>529384054
I'm just going to name my snowgrave file (ME) the next time I'll be replaying the entire game.

>>529384195
>>529384367
Ok, so we know that Spamton got infected with some kind of schizo internet virus right, and that is why he became from advertisement thing (addison) into a spam.

What if... The reason why Tenna booted him from his show, is because he had a schizo internet moment, and he sperged oout about either jewish space lasers, or said the N-word on live television?

>>529384195
>>529384367
imagine the hatesex (lovesex)

>>529384383
Now imagine a puppetfag noid! Spamnoid... Spoid? Hey, wait a minute!

who names their kid andonuts

>>529383906
anon, flowey was 99.999999999% evil

>>529384770
it’s a last name

>>529384770
faggots who ate shit

>>529384770
Tobuscus Fuckington

>>529384770
Open a phonebook someday and actually look through it, humans get whacky with names.

am bored, what do

>>529384898
be the thread slut

>>529376868
Trans people offing themselves, nothing new.

>>529384898
jack off in the /trash/ thread goonoid

>>529384898
Play vidya?

>>529384898
Play Drum Hero on butts

finally starting to see some more dess x noelle fics

>>529384343
It's probably Dess, but it would be much funnier if it was Carol doing anime poses and being sassy this whole time.

>>529384898
The only cyber world darkner worth jacking it to are the werewires

>>529384842
then who names their kid varik

Please remember to use appropriate pronouns when discussing trans/nonbinary characters.

>>529382604
I’d tell him I could help him kill Sans.

I need a bf

>>529385120
They are breedable!

>>529384898
Make a Dark World and let the programs on your PC run wild until they bust out
Or check the steam sale to see if there is anything good

>>529385120
>Kris is Trans because he tries to kill himself in Chapter 4
Bravo Mister Tony you did it again

>>529385103
frisk
and who names their kid kris?
varik

>>529385120
Pronouns are Kris/Soulless.

>>529385215
How is this funny

>>529384840
None of his evil deeds stuck and he fixed everything in the end and had extenuating circumstances (neurodivergent and a minor)

>>529385150
You can't just say that without filling in the bf application form

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

>>529384928
i was looking up laser hair removal, i am considering removing any potential but whole area hair + laser removal of hair around my cock and balls, and i started laughing when i imagined the operation going something like "so i haveth this here laser pointere". fucking lol.

what do you think actually happens to Noelle at the end of the game in the weird route? Any theories? No joke answers

>>529385120
ritualposting your unfunny ironic shitpost is just a little sad innit, luv?

>>529385374
I think she kisses her sister romantically

What could redeem Suselle in chapter 5?

>>529385374
>She was used up
I think she'll be dying before the end of the game. I think you'll use her to kill the Knight, like actually kill it and it will kill Noelle in the process.

>>529385215
Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!!! I'm sick of you goddamn people pulling this same joke every time people try to SINCERELY and GENUINELY and POLITELY tell people to just call Kris They! THEY!!! Is it that hard? Are you that stupid that you can't use a word that you have UNDOUBTEDLY USED BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE? On a PERSON!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
KRIS'S PRONOUNS ARE: They/Them
I repeat: THEY/THEM
GET
IT
IN
YOUR
FUCKING
HEAD
ALREADY

>>529385370
Are you curvy?

Oh no

>>529385374
>Reach the devil horn shaped door
>SHE WAS USED UP
We'll be sacrificng Noelle to unlock whatever evil is lurking inside Kris that they've been trying to hide

https://youtu.be/qT6P8EhJ5jQ?si=PQEDgjw4490Cfo9g
MEWLING KNAVE sisters... is it over?

Name her album

>>529385516
yes, and i have a slight chubby belly

>>529385631
Shotacon Beats

>>529385639
unf

>>529385639
show

>>529384383
>Into the void, because I'm annoyed, because I'm a noid
>Into the nothin', into the beyond
>Transmitting lies, from how far I've gone

Fits Dess' tragedy pretty well.

>>529385370
That's a fucking funny visual lmfao
Hopefully you don't have chimp levels of body hair so you start seeing results faster

>>529385639
Please kill yourself

>>529385501
Melty alert

>>529385639
Not him but I would fuck you.
>"But I have a boyfrie-"
I. WOULD. FUCK YOU!

>Another Kris pronouns discussion

>>529385631
Gimme a Roar(ing)

>>529385639
do you have a big booty

Boy /utg/ fucking sucks doesn't it

>>529385215
Fucking kill yourself

isn't the tasquefag that (formerly) underaged tranny that tried to date an anon through aggie chat functionality back in 2022?

>>529385335
Where can I apply?

>>529385501
yeah okay but does he have a pussy

This thread runs entirely on the creative works of others, be it artwork or theorycrafting. But when that creativity dries up, and the light begins to fade...

>>529385949
Correct, but I really don't know if it was this same one

>>529385215
>Coping because you masturbated to Kris porn and now you need to protect your fragile heterosexuality

>>529386052
The people who are the most extreme about tranny hate are the ones who would genuinely pay hundreds of dollars to get fucked by one. This is and has been true forever

>>529385501
jesus anon, calm down

i hope kris can show off a minimal level of freedom and chose who they're taking to the festival on their own

>>529386157
There's a reason 4chan has 4x the gay porn boards compared to straight porn boards...

>>529385894
my ass is not flat that's for sure, BUT there's room for improvement. i should twerk for you guys someday. work that booty to build it up even bigger.

>>529386157
>You justifiably hate trannies? Heh, you must secretly want to fuck m- I mean one.

>>529386261
>coughs and moves your selection to his preference like he did in CH3
>it's fucking "nobody"
and that's why we don't listen to the antisocial loner

>>529386312
Do it, do it!

On a scale of 1 to 10
>How much does Carol care about Noelle
>How abusive is she towards her

>>529385631
Obscura Caritas

/v/ is really better...

>>529369164
What was the point of including this? Why leave hints in the most difficult and esoteric egg?

im quite pleased at how all the fan knight designs were blown out of the water with chapter 3

Someone give me a writing prompt and I will write it regardless of the context

>>529386428
WACKY SUBVERSION!

>>529386157
Don't forget the incel to tranny pipeline, if they don't wanna get fucked by a tranny they end up becoming one or wanting to

>>529386470
noelle gets pinned down and groped by papyrus while walking home

>>529386310
Can attest, the single straight Deltarune thread on /trash/ is fucking dead. I'm begging some of you to just come over... we drew some Virovirokuns, some Mizzles... we could make more... together?

>>529386312
You showed us your dildo. There's nothing to hide.

>>529386470
dessknight flirting with current kris (and he finds it incredibly awkward)

>>529386450
>starts glowing white and becoming unstable at like 80% health
I don't think we've even seen its final form yet and its already dope

>>529386470
Alvin kills Gerson by farting in his breathing machine

>>529386157
And? Everyone in ghetto gaggers were vehement WS. This isnt the own you think it is.

>>529386385
7/10 for both. Carol knows Noelle is the inferior daughter and resents she's the one left

>>529386312
yes please

>>529385150
best friend?

Why does Noelle use ice magic instead of using her antlers as a lightning rod to charge up electricity to blast her enemies with?

Ralsei is Krisss innnocence. Once Susie gets hurt and Toriel and Asgore fights after Asgore crashes out, which is right when Asriel comes back, Susie decides enough is enough, takes the Lancer card, and we fight against Kris who walks right up to Castle Towns fountain and shuts it all down

>>529385982
Right here
>your fave
>your pronouns

>>529386385
one being left for milk and cigars and 10 being will literally ruin her own life for her?
7, maybe a low 8
one being toriel levels of dealing with bullshit (minus fucking the eggman) and ten being will put noelle's hoofs in boiling water if she speaks too loud
6, maybe a low 7

>>529386690
Because that would be too obvious

Toby Fox is the second greatest musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcW06memZhk

>>529386575
i bought a phone camera stand today actually, my lewdness possibilities on the internet has increased immensly.

>>529386848
He subverted the expectations yet again! TOOOOOBBBYYYYYYY!!

>>529386470
ralsei explains to the fun gang how the titan they purified the last chapter now became a baby darkner, also minikris is there

>>529386042
*eyes turn pink and gold* I'll be right here with you, buddy

Thank science we're not like that chuddies on /v/ that discuss the games instead of offtopic shit

>As long as Kris has got a hand

Interesting word choice, Susie Deltarune...

>>529386924
Film yourself twerking and post it

>>529386924
Based
>>529387035
I guarantee you've never made a post worth reading your whole life

>>529386924
okay but are you tasque or a 20+ male with no traces of white blood on his system, i need to know if i can masturbate to this or report your posts

Why aren't you people posting spamton?

>>529386526
>Straightfag resorted to begging for more posters on one of the gayest threads on /vg/

>>529384629
Spamton called him [Trash heap] which turned out was a slur to TV world darkners
>>529384631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge6aHx8r8OE

>>529386924
Okay. One last thing: do you think your boyfriend would feel okay with this? If you have any doubt at all, cease immediately!

>>529383687
this is the forbidden knowledge that the schizobosses were given

How much would Azzy and Dess tea heal Kris?

>>529387187
they are so fucking hot...

STOP SAYING DESS IS THE KNIGHT CHUDS

>>529386727
>N/A
>N/A
What do I win?

>>529386595
i didnt even think about the fact that it might not even be the final form yeah, especially since its already been shown the knight can shapeshift