Thread 529445065

Secret Fishing Guild Edition

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>529383197

I will not join any more /wpsg/ guilds with that obese irish tranny again

BoEs

22 MORE SLEEPIES UNTIL 1.18!

<Pochie Pals>
<Soldiers of Fortune>
<four chins>
<Sylma's Pearls>
<BOE Bandits>
<Fear>
<Expert Fisherman>

>>529445065 (OP)
Property of Jib

telequeen

<Property of Jib>

QRD on Fish?
Why did he do it?

<Veal Parmesan Sangwich>

>>529445065 (OP)
How can I get a body like that as a high elf male?

Alone.

<Felkiss' Wallet>

>>529446570
what did fish do?

I'll miss both of them...

>>529447135
300 cooking

please...female gnome warlock or female human warlock?

>Warrior tanker set
Has bonus armor
>Other plate tanker set
Has no bonus armor
>Druid (wants the highest bonus armor, btw)
Has no bonus armor

To prevent store mounts from being p2w.... your first mount is free...

someone tell this retard torzag that sapphiron cloak is not from onyxia kek

>>529450050
https://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=17078

>>529450050
erm... someone tell this retard it is though... go check out the loottable like wtf...

Erm...

Okay, so is a guest account with no admin rights alright enough to play turtle without worrying about some RCE or shit? Or should i look into VMs? I doubt anyone in here actually plays on VMs right

embarrassing

>>529450050
waffle...

>>529449334
why does druid get more stamina though?

>>529449334
People with autism are going to spend 100+ hours and 1000g for T.5, when Ony and MC will be done easily in dungeon blues and PvP gear.

>>529449334
Dire bear has bonus armor nigga. They're still the highest armor tank, even without tier bonus.

give it to me straight
is rolling a warrior gonna make getting groups at 60 cancer
with all the changes it seems like most dps will be going brown

>>529451103
>Ony and MC will be done easily in dungeon blues and PvP gear
I doubt it will ever be done in pvp gear and it's definitely not easy. Did you even play the beta? This is not fucking vanilla where you can just wipe the boss in full greens.

Asalys, my arch enemy.

>>529451313
No, all specs are playable at 60. I know play what you want is a common meme, but it's pretty much true.

>>529448536
male human warrior

Horde to level with my crush or Alliance because it's more comfy.

Descions, decisions...

>>529445402
he's neither irish, obese or a tranny thoughbeit

>>529451870
depends on how high quality your crush is
you can just give us a hint if you're shy about them reading it

>>529449334
>Warrior tanker set
Funny thing is the dps boots are miles better for tanking because of the anti-dodge/parry effect.

Mama Sylma, how are you? Do you remember me, Fairy Boy Fairbreeze?

>>529451313
No because it’s called tanking and it means instant groups

Only people under the age of 30 are allowed to join my guild.

Only people over the age of 30 are allowed to join my guild.

>be new to wow
>decide to play warrior
>go to my first dungeon inside orgrimmar
>have like 9 buttons to press
>cant hold aggro
am i doing something wrong?

>>529452197
True, not going to bother farming 0.5 anyway but that 6 piece T0.5 could have been an 8 piece set bonus on T3 or 5 piece for T3.5 for Turtle and it would have been good, that's how stupidly good that is.

>talk shit about the dogfucker irish faggot
>squad of caged and plugged german simps immediately jump to defend it

what happened to all futa nelves...

I used to be the youngest /wpsg/ member in the various guilds in 2013-15. There were anons that were 30 years old back then... I wonder what they're doing now! They'd be 45 year old fresh chasers if they still played.

>>529452759
just spam devastate bro

>>529452974
I’m doing alright. Just older now.

>>529452759
At low levels, it's as much about your teammates not going full tilt DPS as it is about anything you're doing. They have to give you a bit of time to build some threat before they start.

>>529453302
One last fresh...

>>529452940
People like Pearl, get over it.

>>529454134
Since when are trannies "people"?

I'm going to be a paladin that buffs, offheals and offtanks in your dungeons and you're going to like it.

boys I don't think i'm gonna make it as a warrior

>Do I Sunder Armor?
>Do I Rend?
>Do I Heroic Strike?
>Do I need to Demoralizing Shout?
>Do I need to Taunt?
>Do I need to Thunder Clap?
>Do I need to Shield Bash a spellcaster?
>Do I pop Berserking?
>Do I Revenge?
>What is the point of Shield Block?
>Is this the time to refresh Battle Shout?

and I'm only level 17, ignoring Slam, ignoring Hamstring, and not even stance swapping yet. Healer is so much easier, you just point spells at friendly healthbars

<Female Gnome Warlock>

>>529454502
it's not that complicated

>>529452759
at that level you should basically only be pressing sunder + tab + sunder + tab, etc..

>>529454502
>Do I Sunder Armor?
Yes
>Do I Rend?
Depends
>Do I Heroic Strike?
No, sunder some more
>Do I need to Demoralizing Shout?
If you have spare rage
>Do I need to Taunt?
if you lose threat
>Do I need to Thunder Clap?
if you have multiple enemies
>Do I need to Shield Bash a spellcaster?
if they start casting while you're standing next to them, yes
>Do I pop Berserking?
yes
>Do I Revenge?
YES
>What is the point of Shield Block?
to proc Revenge
>Is this the time to refresh Battle Shout?
if it's about to run out and you have spare rage

>>529452326
how does a man end up with such a mother energy anyway?

>>529454502
Use revenge and a couple of sunders at the start of the fight, pool rage at the end for next pull.
Shield block on pull to proc revenge, otherwise just skip it.
Taunt when you lose aggro, or just let dps handle the mob. They can tank one mob for a few seconds without dying.
All other skills are useless fluff until level 40 or so.

>>529451515
Asalys, my plapadin.

Anyone up for some ERP on turtle? I want some musky ass.

I got to sniff him before he left.

Can we please have a no-ERP rule in the new Poch guild? At least keep EPR private and don't let it spill into guild chat or raids?

>>529455390
>>529455658
>>529455862
Go to bed Asalys

>>529455658
Name?

Can rogues be go healsluts?

good*

>>529456176
No Felkiss/Deca... rogues still can't be healsluts...

>>529456176
Yeah, take alchemy and hand out stacks of potions to your group

>>529456003
Jib

>>529456003
sylma
i'm back and i need my fix

>>529455658
Please be a futa nelf...

<Pochie Pals> will have:
>fun members
>fun times
>fun raids
>fun server
>fun pvp
>fishing club
>sovl
>no drama
>no niggotry
simple as

<loyle to my capo>

>>529457274
I'm a tauren.

>>529457286
and
>softcore roleplay

Can twow ban you for calling yourself inappropriate names? nothing like nigger tho

>>529454502
the price of being the master class is being also by far the hardest class to play

>>529454502
>tab target
>sunder twice
>taunt if lose aggro
>revenge on cooldown
this is how you warrior at low level

Zatddy

>>529457696
no, just a forced namechange if some faggot reports you

>>529454502
When in doubt, press sunder.
Are you leveling? press sunder.
Are you tanking? press sunder.
Are you dps? press sunder.
heroic strike? gay strike more like. press sunder it gives you more damage.

Aligning my sleep schedule with hers

>>529458941
>hers

>>529458941
Elicia...

>>529458639
what if it's at 5 stacks?

how easy can you find a tranny gf? do i have to actively raid or am i good enough if im funny and pleasant to be around?

>>529457386
<The Vipers>

<Slip and Fall School>

<Glorified Crew>

>>529459720
Just be confident and spend time with them, they'll fall in love with you within the first 36 hours.

<it was the blood pressure medication>

>>529459720
Stop calling them tranny

<Charcoal Briquettes>

>>529459720
Most trannies want women/other trannies. You also need to make the first move and be assertive. These are failed males and one of the biggest reason they're failed males is because they lack any confidence to talk to women. So they just became the women hoping people will talk to them instead.

<Pocky>

>>529460660
ngl that shit is so hot. it awakens something in me, the will to dominate them. and maybe love if cute enough personality

>>529460660
>>529460929
faggot kys

>been a minute since i last played turtle
>check level 10 warrior
>"oh neat, 7 gold! guess i saved up back then"
>transfer it to my new character
>check my 21 hunter
>around 70-80 gold
What the fuck? Oh yeah, there was some kind of easter event back then and selling eggs made you quite a sum.

>>529459720
Just give your chosen tranny frequent attention and affection and they'll fall head over heels for you in the blink of an eye

>>529461493
no one does this to me....

>>529462070
hey..

>>529462070
because you're nasty

Epoch has 1k dual spec so the devs can sell gold to chink whales.

>>529461493
How do you know? Have you won over trannies in the past?

<The Closet>

Go to sleep Asalys

Do you like any of these names?

>Laundress
>Demoncyborg
>Darkjib
>Taxes
>Saintangel
>Kittybaby
>Peaches
>Babygoku

https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=18911

so turtle wow 2.0 (unreal engine 5) is still very far away

>>529464183
>darkjib
explain?

>>529464985
>ignores all the cool names and immediately fixates with a known namefag
kys tranny

>>529465137
>immediate seethe over a name
what causes niggers to be like this?

>>529464183
>Laundress
Eh kind boring
>Demoncyborg
Nice nice
>Taxes
That's a pretty good one
>Saintangel
Boring
>Kittybaby
Only if you wear the tranny socks
>Peaches
Yuck
>Babygoku
This is the best one do it

<No More Shoe Shines>

>every dumb unfunny faggot keeps spamming guild names
>not a single one of them will lift a finger to make a guild

For me? It's Gokusatan

<shut up faggot>

>>529466045
based

Is S.Priest any good in turtle? Or should i roll a warlock?

>>529464230
>finally kills the server by increasing hardware requirements
kek
>b-but classic option
it's still UE5

>>529454502
https://rentry.co/e3i565dk

>>529466821
This is why I'm migrating to pochie

>>529466457
Please..answer..

>>529467528
damn, anon. thank you

>>529466457
>>529468165
Shadow priest is good. If that's what you want to play go for it. But keep in mind warlocks are more rare and more valued.

>>529466457
Decent and all around useful to have

>>529468261
>warlocks are more rare and more valued
How so?

>>529468427
There's fewer of them on the server so there is a greater demand.

>>529468051
cope

>>529468661
I see. I think i will go with warlock first. And SPriest when i roll horde

>>529468791
QRD?

>>529469065
>the fate of epoch

>>529469253
Some anon is convinced Pearl is playing a Priest named Tikoh because the name is similar to his Discord name. They are not the same person.

speaking of pearl what's his name going to be on epoch? is he making another guild for this one?

>>529469680
He said he's not playing on Epoch but it seems like some anon is dedicated to pretending to be him so I'm sure the fake Pearl will let you know what name he picks when he plays on there.

>>529469432
YES THEY ARE YES THEY FUCKING ARE GOD DAMN IT ITS FUCKING PEARL FUCK

>>529469814
>pochi pals
2/10
>girl cocks
0/10 because you'll be forced to rename
>chud buds
1/10, 2/10 if it's chudbuds one word
>rezultata
3/10
>hnghh
8/10
>nap time
4/10
>four chins
0/10
>potty pals
6/10
>gemmy
1/10
>grapists of ...
0/10 and it'll get renamed
>19 participants
even not considering anons voting multiple times using different devices that's pretty low numbers
whoever puts the time into making the guild should just choose the name he likes best

>>529469932
No. If it was Pearl he would have just proven it through Discord when he offered to confirm it was him last thread. He also made some mistakes and said some things that prove it's not him but I won't reveal those.

<Unidentified Black Males>

Hey guys I'm making a guild in pochie, the names <Potty Pals>.

>>529470375
I'm fucking with you I barely know who Pearl is I lurk

Sorry if this has been discussed before, but lorewise could a futa nelf become a druid? Does it matter if they have balls or not?

>>529470861
no they cant be a futa but they can be a druid post warcraft 3.

>>529470648
ok pearl

<Pearl Pals>

what to do until epoch? any actual funservers do fuck around on for a bit?

>>529472304
Turtle

>>529470375
Someone said they'd message me but then never did and I realised there's no point proving it because what does it actually matter, I'll be on Epoch when it's time.

>>529474773
ok fake pearl

>>529471309
>>529475092
>>529476052
Proofs?

>>529476353
my penis remains unsucked

>>529474773
>I realised there's no point proving it
You realized you can't prove it because you're lying.

Onyxia's balls

in order to end the fighting about guild names on epoch i will make the guild
enjoy being proud members of <peepee poopoo>

>>529479568
Fuck you that’s a retard name
I’m making <poopoo peepee>

i will be joining <Belarian II>

<Boys Night Out>

>spending all this time arguing about guild names for a guild that will disband before the pack leaders are at level 40
>more time arguing names than they will actually play the server for
Kek

>want to play troondle wowie and join fmc
>read thread
>no longer want to play troondle wowie and join fmc
i'm afraid you guys are too mentally ill for me
i usually can make an exception for 4chinners but this is too much

he cant keep getting away with this

>>529486039
mmorpg /vg/ers are a different breed

>>529449334
>rogue T0 is now better than current rogue T0 which is brought all the way up into AQ40 and possibly Naxx
wow boy I sure do love using the same armor for 6 raid tiers!

>>529487442
this is just ridiculous
t1/t2/t2.5 better be fucking incredible because nothing will ever beat resource regen, especially reliable non-rng resource regen like this

>>529487442
>>529487649
>people only now figuring out that there are no real plans for classes other than warrior, druid, and shaman

fuck: sylma pearl asalys elicia sunethil socks retia alilandra flag telol warhorn demoncake himecut felkiss
kill: gutulikafish zaptuah jib elaynna torzag fuutrans waffle telegethu koto deca
marry: aoi

>>529487831
is this another case of devs that don't actually play anything other than their own class?
the rogue t0 shit is so frustrating because you have to do the grind for the money and the quest and then you never to get upgrade out of it until full t2.5, and even then it's only like a 5DPS difference depending on if you're swords or daggers.
that's not fun, to watch t1/t2 pass you by knowing you shouldn't use it over t0

>>529487958
why is pearl on there twice?

>>529487975
>is this another case of devs that don't actually play anything other than their own class?
absolutely, it's really obvious if you spend a bit of time comparing talent tree changes between classes
still gonna roll rogue because it leaves the option to focus on pvp if pve is just dogshit

>>529487442
Now look at holy paladin 8pc. How on earth are they going to outdo a set bonus that gives an additional external cooldown? It's better than their capstone talent.

>>529488658
yeah shadowstep/mutilate is going to be too good to pass up, rogue will be fine in pvp and probably in pve but it'll be suffering in pve because of stagnation.
>>529488684
jesus christ it's like they put all their effort into the first phase/wave of content and aren't considering how fucking boring and soulless that's going to be.

powercreep is going to be batshit insane because i already know they'll want to 'outdo' t0 with t1/t2.

we gonna end up like retail by t2.5 without a doubt because they'll just keep adding crazier shit to each set so you can 'progress' and upgrade without being stuck in t0/t1.

>>529487442
>>529487649
Seems about as good as arcane explosion generating 20% less threat

>>529490467
that's not comparable at all anon
have you ever played rogue? t0 is BIS until full T2.5 because the energy proc is too good, allowing you more combo points and more finishers. even at only 1 proc per minute it trails behind a full t2.5/aq40 geared rogue by a few DPS. that's negligible. t0 also being immediately available with gold and grinding, instead of hoping your tier drops from a raidboss, is too good not to pass up on.

>>529490626
It was a joke...

>>529490757
NOT FUNNY
DIDN'T LAUGH

>UE5
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>529457720
>vanilla warrior
>hard to play
OmegaLUL

>>529491416
me in the back

>>529491904
Yeah you’re way in the back watching me knot a bitch you cuck.

>>529492470
You're not in the picture anon, unless you want me to knot you? :3

>>529487649
>crits
>reliable non-rng
It's strong, sure, but lol?

>>529493273
Yeah I am. My name is Hillsbrad Worgen. Nice to meet you. Enjoy the show behind the tree, cuckanon.

>>529493873
You're the not the Hillsbrad Worgen in the picture unfortunately. That's me actually. You can play as the woman getting knotted though anon~

>>529493847
blizz t0 is a 6p and t0.5 is a 4p bonus and Chance on melee attack to restore 35 energy (static ppm?, item dep). so 15 less energy + 8p req. We don't really know much about how raid items are set up.

>>529494757
That’s me, THE Hillsbrad Worgen. You said you’re in the back, watching me.

>>529495410
I never said I was watching you. You might be the Hillsbrad Worgen but I am THE Hillsbrad Worgen in the picture right behind the elf. You can be the elf though, I don't mind.

>>529496246
I know it must be difficult to believe that you’re meeting your hero but rest assured I am THE Hillsbrad Worgen. Maybe someday if you drink your milk and quit wasting all your bodily fluids jerking off to me knotting bitches, you could be a worgen and not just a cuck hanging out “in the back.” But until then scram, pup! I got elves to breed.

>>529496812
kys koto retarded russoid go die in a trench

Woah! Beautiful!

>>529497068
>tranny goldshire goon squad and their naked helves in teaser pics

>>529486039
You made this same post at least 14 times already, stop pretending to be new, retarded frogposter. Prospective members don't call it "Troondle" for one, so at least try and work on your cues if you're going to spew the same rhetoric ad infinitum.

>>529497068
what's the point? it looks a generic rpg now

<Varsity Athlete>

>>529497479
it's a mystery, nobody really knows or understands why

>bleeds half of the english speaking pop to epoch
>pajeet5 sys recs filters 60% of the remaining turds
inb4 20 turdcoins for a 36bag at the end of year

losing motivation to play turtle now that epoch is close but still a month away
sucks
maybe i'll pug naxx, never completed it before.

>>529498561
They make money off the chinks not the English speakers.

>>529498673
I will do my part and advertise epoch to chinese guilds

>>529498637
You may as well pug it and clear it once before quitting but personally I plan to slow level on Epoch while raidlogging on Turtle.

Turtle will release its class changes shortly before Epoch launches and announce the details and the release date of the PvP changes with it.
The changes that Epoch made are already questionable, if they dont work out better than expected Epoch will die within a week.

>>529498810
i already know i wont be able to stand going back to turtle's client. it's so janky and clunky to play on compared to 3.3.5 so i can't double dip.
yeah guess i'll find a pug for naxx, nice last little goal.

>>529498753
You’d have to install the Chinese version of the game and log onto their servers to do that.

>>529498927
Have fun. See you on Epoch.

>>529499085
see you there anon

>>529499004
On it

>>529498753
Epoch have purposely crushed the bugs chances of playing there. English only, popular Chinese ISPs banned and well known Chinese email domains banned. Any chink found stridulating their horrific language will be banned immediately. TCD.

>>529499849
wrong lol

as someone who has been in the guild for a long time, its crazy seeing fish win like this shine on you crazy diamond

>>529497068
fps?

>>529500340
Fish won?

>>529497479
according to them itll be better performance more features ideally better security and native android/maybe linux build

>>529500471
>not in fmc

Chinese players ruined Turtle Wow.
Prior to the Chinese invasion, Turtle Wow was a comfy little passion project built by people who love vanilla Wow and its lore. But once the Chinese money started flowing in, Torta got greedy. A lot of the original staff either quit or were fired as they bought a brand new dev team whose sole purpose was to crank out "content" (by the way, I hate the term "content" as it is a completely soulless corporate term cooked up by Google to strip any artistic merit from any artistic work). In a way I suppose you can say the server improved because we got a brand new endgame raid. But it was at the cost of its soul.
The biggest example of this is the guild base system. Before players could leave a lasting mark on the server and become a part of its lore by creating a guild base. But once the Chinese flooded the servers, they realized they'd get way too many requests than they could handle, so the system was just scrapped entirely, replaced with a soulless second hearthstone. Imagine how wild it would be if FMC got a proper guild base. Alas, it wasn't to be.
Any vestige of charm still left on the server is a remnant of the past. Something someone with a fire in their heart created for free because "wouldn't it be cool if it existed?" Sad that the server died in the most important way before so many of you even experienced it.
Well, here's hoping Epoch is a return to what made Turtle Wow so fun to play on.
See you there, anons.

>>529500471
No he's just saying he won because he's mad about something.

>>529500340
>>529500471
Fish was one of the best people in the guild before getting mind broken by Aoi. This is why I'm gay.

>>529500712
>content is a soulless word made by corpos
correction: content has been used in video game lingo forever and you're only programmed to hate it because of shovelware claiming they have excessive amounts of content

>>529500923
that's so funny fish

>>529501043
im not fish im aoi

Fish? Did somebody say Fish?

>>529500712
stay the fuck away from my server retards, we're aiming for nostralius 2 (classic+ edition).

>>529499849
On it again

>>529501409
That's so funny stabtuah

>people talk about the game
>some anon comes in and talks about himself in the third person about how he's winning and tries to derail the thread with self-promoting spam
Anyways
>>529500712
The funniest part in all of it is that the Chinese money dried up. Not a surprise but they expected it to keep coming in and as per the leaks they're sort of boned now financially because they bit off more than they could chew.

>>529501672
B A S E D

>>529500923
Asa...

>>529497479
>>529498042
>>529500569
It's one of those things that they realized they could technically do (and by they I mean the guy they pay a ton of money to do for them) without really thinking if it was a good idea. When some tech rag wrote an article about it I think they really started to pour money into it. Complete waste of time.

>>529501620
>"no you can't leave me all alone on turtle!"
You can come play with us on Epoch unless you were one of the many spergs in which case have fun drowning with the ship you sank.

>>529500923
Gargoth....

>fish posts something complimentary about himself
>he then replies to that post by trying to joke that other anons said it and not him
This is just kind of pathetic even for a drunk retard like you.

>>529500923
socks...

>epoch will finally be the classic+ server to dethrone turtle!
>the other 437 servers that came and went don't count!

>>529502079
Name 10.

>>529502045
is the fish in the room with us right now?

FIRST ONE TO MAKE WOW NOT SHIT GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!

>>529502045
>>529502237
fish is busy, you want me to ask her something?

>>529502079
>>529502162
The only servers I can think of that fit that description are Vanilla+ and maybe Duskhaven.
Vanilla+ oversold on promises then failed to deliver.
Duskhaven was one man's autistic passion project.
Not saying Epoch will "dethrone" Turtle. Fairly certain Turtle will survive as it always has. But if I had to guess I'd say Epoch will at least provide a decent alternative if they don't fuck it up. Turtle has thrived largely because there's nowhere else to play. No other game in town really. With competition things might change but Epoch has an uphill battle ahead and we'll see how it survives if it survives.

Any good servers? I want to play wow again? I love wow.

>>529502410
>her

>>529502410
Ask her how my cum tasted out of your ass faggot

>>529501960
according to this thread nobody is going to be allowed in the guild lol

BLIZZONGO
HIRE THIS TURTLE

>>529502559
you're mom

>>529502721
>he doesn't know
Enjoy your sinking ship, ratboy.

>>529502410
Hey...you wanna...

>>529502723
>lays a hand on pajeet5 shoulder, palm up
Do you feel in charge?

Outside of Elaynna, do Indians play on Turtle Wow? I though Turtle Wow was a mix of English speakers, Russians, Chinese, and other assorted Europeans. I don't think I've ever seen one single Indian guild.

>>529502983
don't think i've heard any speak on vc either
interesting

>fish is asleep
>obvious retard larping as fish
what did he do to him? honest question

>>529502723
woah... it's the most beautiful fog i've ever seen... i'm literally crying...

>>529500184
What have I got wrong? Was there a policy change on this that I missed?

>>529503035
he flew too close the sun(ethil)

>>529502162
Name 1 fresh in the last 5 years that has succeeded.

>>529502778
Enjoy your guild full of discord troons.

>>529503443
That's FMC.

>>529503332
Explain

which guild do i get poached by now that fmc has officially dieded?

This Epoch shit is just cope right? I CBA making another character and installing all the plugins and changing settings again.

>>529502721
That's FMC.

>>529503676
pupper pals oh wait oops

>>529503720
fmc let me in and im dogshit at the game

>>529503529
he put his penis in a guy and this upset people

>>529503341
endless 1, netherwing 2, netherwing 3, warmane onyxia
all of these were 5k+ pop servers months after launch. these servers were basically censored here because tranny clique only shills servers they play on like crusader strike or gummy lmao

Will our lard return ?

>>529503843
The loony troony 4channy clique doesn't play good servers because then they'd have to get good.

tbcchads were feasting all these years but you missed it because an anime avatar tranny told you to roll on everlook or duskheaven. sad to see!

>>529503843
Blame Pearl for picking servers like Crusader-storm

>>529503269
early on in the height of the chinese invasion of twow, discord users asked kaytotes if he would be implementing a rangeban on china and popular vpns they used
the answer was no.

>>529504268
Chudhaven was Kino

Al-Maidah (5:51): O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are in fact, allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you then indeed, he is (one) of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people.

>Alliance
Cringe brown crusader larpers, dwarfs with muslim beards, redditor atheist midgets, chinky night elfs

>Horde
Germanic pagan orcs, native american bvlls, vodoo trolls (kino), nu-metal dead emo schoolshooters

Choice is clear and it's Horde.

>>529503843
Warmane is the only one with any kind of population lmao

>>529505013
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim horde are the true brothers

>>529504636
Then he saw the devastation those locusts brought and raised his arm in a heiling motion

>>529504815
/o/ \o\

>>529505062
other 3 servers got shot down after they got fully progressed, sis

>>529505013
I am not giving up on Dwarf Bros, they are honorary horde

If epoch poaches even one player from turtle, it's already making turtle a worse server

>>529506246
fresh classic will always poach turtle players
and then when the server shuts down turtle will hire all their devs and merge their changes into turtle

>>529504636
Okay. That was like 2 and a half years ago.

https://www.project-epoch.net/news/lets-talk-language-location-and-limitations/

>>529505548
Fully progressed with all of 300 players kek. Funny how pserver jannies love using the reason of cease and desist instead of admitting they are ending it because they aren't making any money lmao.

are you guys excited about epoch fresh hype?

>>529507473
No, I am not a chudnazil parse incel I am waiting for the next Kino rp server

You can just smell the seething and fear of turtletrannies in this thread

SYLMAAAA

>>529506886
both endless and netherwing launched fresh servers after they shut down their old servers. endless 2 flopped on launch and netherwing 4 is doing fine (1.5k peak pop) considering they had to compete with warmane and classic but I didn't mention endless 2 and netherwing 4 here >>529503843 because they were not as successful like other ones

I've leveled a war mode human paladin into the 40s without being molested or raped by horde men a single time

I wish you schizos would get some fucking treatment instead of spending your days trying to manufacture drama in this general

>>529504815
Based and kino.

>>529508252
>on a server where almost nobody plays horde
stunning and brave

>>529507614
>he doesn’t know

Gimme me some VVHITE KKKINO names for my ud prot paladin.

How the fuck is a bag of bones gonna play prot?

>>529509936
Bob

>>529509801
which server is that?

>>529510054
How could gnomes be warriors since vanilla?

>>529509936
Whvke

Playing feral druid, we will be forced to have 10+ weapons with different procs that druids switch between for different scenarios during combat.

Slows
Disarms
Stuns
Haste
Ironfoe might be BIS

>fun

>>529509936
Turalyonn

I was thinking Guntherrommel or totenkopf

>>529510054
With a shield?? Retard.

>>529510198
Small body small hitbox.

>>529510054
Harder to damage a skeleton than a normal human.

>>529509936
Trueyew
Chrvstcvck
Mindslave

>>529510715
>undead have no meniscus
>kick their shin
>entire leg falls apart
>lil bro falls over and explodes inyo 206 pieces

Yeah aight

>>529509936
Uther

Hey uhh when is CoA releasing roughly? I'm already burned out on squirtle and pochie.

>>529509936
Holyrot

>dota
>20 private servers
blizzard keeps getting cucked

>>529511974
Once the time is right...
Q3.

>>529509936
Powerslave

>>529511713
They’re held together by magic.

I want to roll a dwarf, best lore best aesthetics, but their animations suck so fucking much, they are by far the most goofy ones in alliance
why would a 250lb dwarf made of stone, flip around when swinging an axe like he's a tiny gnome

>>529510235
Would you prefer default state where you don't have that option at all?

>>529513270
Thats a good question
Maybe we can dig up the bones of the animator who made that and ask them

Any guild that attempts to ban trannies from joining in will end like picrel, you've been warned.

It begins, sheena and troon lackeys

>>529513881
>2 views
Buy an ad

>>529513853
What's wrong with this? I just see 2 bros having a good time and helping each other jerk off and then a woman has to come in and ruin the perfectly fine goon sesh. The guy didn't even enter, he was just using his fur as a hump pillow.

>>529514197
I really should, ty anon

>>529513881
Link it

>>529514440
Nice try fatkalix, not today

>>529514197
And both coming from one pc

>>529514594
Goofy ahh

>>529513853
Trannies are men though? It wouldn't be any different.

<The Mission> on Epoch

woggies

<The Mission on Epoch>

>>529504430
i didn't realize we could only play on pearl approved servers

<A Panda Named Pearl>

<Pearls Pochie Pals>

<Pearl and Pals>

pearl is the caged until epoch poster

>pearl comes online
>thread gets comfy again
pearl!

>Join normal guild, have good friends, clear raids, have reasonable clear times, get loot, make fun memories, make inside jokes with other anons, enjoy the game, make alts, farm gold
Or
>Join server wide infamous guild known for being weirdos and grey parsers so you can be with other """anons""", do 5 hour raids with trannies and their chaser faggot boyfriends, get namedropped in the thread, constant drama every day, everyone backstabs you, people call you retarded and low IQ, the only person that doesn't treat you like dogshit is an actual dogfucker irl, guild falls apart every 2 months,
hmm bros, should I join <Failed Male Company>?

>>529520546
why is it that a dogfucker is the nicest of us?

>>529520974
dog culture is one of the nicest on earth

>>529450050
Tardanon moment.

>>529520974
That just shows how awful the rest of the members are, truly the bottom of the bottom.

>>529520974
Fucking man's best friend comes with its perks

>>529520974
pearl knows what it's like to be stuck in a rutt
he's been through some ruff times and cum out the other side
he understands this is a doggy dog world

any good private servers? >>529520974
When you openly admit to fucking dogs you don't feel the need to be fake or hurtful to other people to boost your own ego.
you're just happy with a dog.

>Play the game and have a good time
or
>Schizopost about anons nonstop all day every day, yelling and screaming nonsense hatred
hmm bros, should I make another post about Pearl?

>>529521841
Just do both?

>>529521708
kind of based and humblepilled

Protective – fiercely watches over her raidmates like a den mother

Elegant – grace in every pawstep, in and out of combat

Affectionate – warm hugs, gentle words, and big Pandaren smiles

Radiant – her spirit glows brighter than her holy spells

Legendary – a /wpsg/ icon, remembered fondly and often quoted

>>529522001
Sorry but you really can't.

>>529521518
y did u accurately describe my position in fmc xd

>>529522275
I do both, nta

>>529522275
You can.

Imagine samefagging this hard when TRVTH NVKE hits so hard.

>>529522275
Asalys does it all the time

Gututhil is the dagger that will kill this guild.

Option A)
>Join a reddit guild for easy, safe, free loot and easy, safe, free friends

Option B)
>Join a 4chan guild with risk, excitement, passion and drama

what killed the guild are flaky green parsing shitters that crumbled the second they stepped foot into a raid that requires a tiny bit of preparation in form of consumables so now the guild doesn't have enough numbers to do the raid

>>529522187
mhm mhm, yep!

>>529523359
>one option for men
>one option for women

>>529513853
Pic rel: me having a goon sesh with my bro from <Pochie Pals> after doing some fishing together, then my wife comes and asks me wtf am I doing.

>>529522485
You really can't. The negativity you spew is not only a reflection of your own bad mood, but feeds into that mood and makes you feel worse. That is to say you say bad things because you feel bad, and when you say bad things it contributes to your bad feelings.
What you have to do is learn to let go. Pearl hasn't played the game in three months now. Let go of him. However FMC wronged you, you can just move on from it by joining a different guild. If the thread keeps talking about you, filter your name and other names so you don't have to hear it.
Or you can continue to do what you're doing right now and be the architect of your own suffering. I lead horses to water. I don't make them drink.

Kek

>>529523392
what killed the guild are backstabbers

>>529460929
nothing like some heartwarming gay romance in my wow discussion. anon, i know you'll find the meek transsexual of your dreams.

<TRVTH NVKE>

>>529498843
CC2 were a meme, you're fucking coping right now anon.

>>529523831
Filthydrunk...

<Gooners>

<Goon Fishing>

<Two Lions Fishing Club>

>>529524408
She's so happy...

Please stop with the Pearl posting

>>529525504
ok pearl

>>529524408
a face only a dog could love

>>529520546
You forgot to include the
>be a miserable faggot who doesn't play the game and spends his days shitposting in a dead general
option

>turtle 2.0 ue5slop will have an anticheat
Hoo boy...i will drop that shit so hard if it has some weird kernel bullshit instead of serverside.

I blame all of this on Deca, he needs to be excommunicated from 4chan

Just remembered being 14 playing WoW and a mom of 2 from my guild buying me stuff irl. My guild leader was a dentist as well and someone of thr guild members made appointments with him. I also remember bullying this 21 year old nerd faggot that was a mandarin uni student, because he was the most annoying retard I've ever played a video game with to thia day. Goos times.

<Board of Life>

<Thread of life>

<Pearl's Boarding School>

>>529524028
You could be right or it could be that shitposting is fun.

<Woggies>

>>529523798
I'm gonna pick the one with all the honeys

<Please be patient I have autism>

<Worgen Men Appreciators>

what race/class combo attracts the most trannies? just so i know what NOT to pick.

what race/class combo detracts the most trannies? just so i know what to pick.

>Unreal Engine gigaslop
>custom classes with random abilities
why do private server autists keep focusing on shit nobody asked for?

>>529531214
The tranny in my classic guild was a Warlock.

>>529531196
You mean <Worgen Female Appreciators> right?
You guys are talking about female worgen whenever we talking about wrogen human relations right? Human men with worgen women?

I'm so lonely.

>Warriors have bladestorm
>On a 2min cooldown
You've got to be kidding. Are these Epoch faggots serious? Even in the context of WOTLK itself this ability is legitimately busted.

>>529531214
>>529531280
if you want a furry tranny go a hunter or tauren or both
if you want a race fetish tranny go an orc warrior
if you want a size queen go a tauren but never describe your dick as animalistic and go shaman

some trannies are fucking retarded and only like futas and women so you'll need to figure that out because then that doesn't apply

>>529531671
makes sense since transexualism is demonic

>>529531675
no, stinky filthy unwashed semi feral worgen males that are trapped in a neverending rut

what race/class combo attracts the most tauren MEN? just so i know what to pick.

My enjoyment of a zone is directly proportional to how often it rains there, and to not much else

>>529531985
thats kinda scary and gross

if tauren males were real i'd literally get myself fucked senseless until i was paralysed from the waist down due to nerve damage

>>529532238
haha... yeah... hnngh....

what's going to be the best class on epoch? pve and pvp. i see a fair number of adult min-maxers have joined the thread.

"pochie" trannies stay out of this.

inb4 the homosexual retort of "play what you like"

i would be. i like being good and kicking ass in MMOs. serious non-tranny (unless parse-tranny) discussion only please.

can't wait to rape elves in ashenvale with my tauren hunter

>>529532903
Warrior obviously.

>>529532903
Warrior, druid seem to be poised for the meta big cock dps and tanker.

>>529533129
can't wait to rape dwarf goblin gnome women all over azeroth with my human male esl retribution paladin

pochie
pochie wochie pochie

>>529532297
>myself fucked senseless until i was paralysed from the waist down due to nerve damage
nigga please... we know you own one of these.
whenever you feel the need to post something gay, do us all a favor and just jerk off.

>>529533129
tauren hunters are lame

>>529533136
>>529533219
what about ranged DPS (besides huntard, obviously)? what of pvp?

>>529532903
play what you like :)

>>529533307
holyshit why wold someone make this? that's the same size as an adult males torso; surely it just kills you?

>>529533485
Well, Hunter is looking very strong but as you specifically excluded them I'd say next best is Mage.

>>529532652
Something wrong? Are you not feeling well?

>>529533485
Mage but hunter if they were allowed to exist.

>>529533542
The human anal cavity is extremely versatile, you'd be surprised to see what some bitches and fags can do.

>>529533485
Who the fuck cares about ranged sissies?
Warlock is beyond dead and the devs don't seem to grasp sp scaling so likely hunter and that's about it.

PvP wise, warrior and the usual suspects of rogue, mage and disci.

>>529533542
This shatters your second and third ring, turning you into a perma anal only sissy

>>529533542
pearl's rutt is thicker

Tauren MEN

>>529533696
i want to be hunted and chased down by you until the trauma and sheer terror causes my mind to blank and i'm left a whimpering husk in the mud too terrified to even think of hiding

>>529533924
proof?

>>529533697
>hunter if they were allowed to exist.
what does this mean? windfury stuff? pets still benefit from that and the hunter spec is BM, correct?
>>529533731
>warlock is beyond dead
why? only difference i see b/w epoch and TBC is that warlocks have to spec into affliction to get full AOE damage. everything else looks more or less the same? aren't warlocks also A/S tier for single target DPS in TBC?

>>529439085
>Kick
Not all classes have a kick and most of them only interrupt for 4~5sec. Not a long enough window if mobs HPs are beefed up. They can also miss or resist because those idiots think it's fun to add resistances and whatnot to mobs.
>CC
Most forms of CC are either unreliable against mobs like Fear or have specific conditions to be met. Except Cyclone because lol lmao.

Epoch should've added an EB system, custom animations between characters, and a built in RP addon. Now it's going to be DoA.

>>529533532
>play what you like :)
trying to. i've never played TBC before, plus some changes like warriors getting bladestorm and warlocks having to spec for AOE.

>>529534710
no point in having custom animations between characters with no bloodelves/draenei that i can plap with my woggie

>>529534923
My draenei has never been lucky enough for that...

>>529533542
>holyshit why wold someone make this?
why indeed? and yet we know at least half of FMC owns a similar device (hiding it from their wives/moms) and the other half is saving up their neetbux for it.

>>529530523
For me it was clear that post wasn’t just shitposting fun when the anon went into betrayals and backstabbing and being talked about in the thread. It’s clear these things happened to them (or they believe it happened to them) and they are hurt and angry about it. It’s unhealthy to hold onto emotions like that which is why ultimately for your own benefit you just have to let it go and move beyond it. Otherwise you sit there wallowing in your own misery for the rest of your days over something that is ultimately rather trivial compared to what is going on in your real life.

>>529534351
Devs don't know how warlock works, most changes they have do nothing.

>>529535079
one day you'll get there nonny

>>529533904
this is an FMC member. knows his stuff.

Why does Sunethil has +20 on their roll in Fish raid?

>>529533485
>>529532903
look at paladin talents + new spells
they have base +11% crit just on their talents
paladin is gonna be even more oppresive than troonte

>>529532903
>pve
Hard to tell. Depends if there are World buffs and if they were tweaked (stuff like Onyxia/DMT only give melee attack power originally). Also if spell coefficients were adjusted.
Without WB my guess would be Arcane Mage (depends on fight lengths) > BM and Survival Hunter > Warlock. With world buffs more or less the same but Furry War on top.
>pvp
Highly dependent on the context, your playstyle and skill level.
What do you want to do? Duels? Arena? BGs? Heal? Kill? Control?

How do I get invited to raids in FMC?

>>529535454
so warlock should still be S-tier on epoch as it was in TBC? that was my impression too looking over the changes, i hope so cause that's the class i am leaning towards the most since i've never mained one but enjoyed taking it to level cap at some point early in the game.

basically all they did was move max AOE damage into a B-tier spec. so if warlocks were S-tier in TBC because they were good on trash while providing top DPS on bosses, this downgrade only "nerfs" them to A-tier. and affliction is supposed to still be a top spec in earlier TBC raids before other classes outscale.

>>529535454
okay, but TBC warlock was S-tier in both PVP and PVE? lol

>>529536019
I don't know, I have been sitting in Stormwind for months and have only been invited once or twice. I feel so overlooked.

Mannnn how do I get name-dropped like 3 times bro I don't even play the game anymore bruh

>>529536442
have you tried asking more often you sissy? jfc, don't be so meek

>>529534343
just check the product specifications

>>529535565
>His
It/they/her or knot toilet please.

>>529536075
>>529536301
They heavily nerfed talents and you aren't getting good tiers.
Your base class will be out scaled and likely heavily nerfed

Good morning, 25 more sleepies until Pochie!

>>529536514
I did a while ago, but it never resulted in an uptick in invitations.

>>529536019
Just come when the raids happen and you'll be let in

>>529535953
>What do you want to do? Duels? Arena? BGs? Heal? Kill? Control?
thinking towards arenas and actual skill-based gameplay although i love BGs if it's an even matchup. right now on turtle this is so bad it's not worth even thinking about. like 3-4 classes can just delete you. (You) being an equally geared opponent. this is why they are adding resilience on turtle soon.

>>529537414
>arenas
>actual skill-based gameplay
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>529537414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>529537414
>arena

>>529537414
to further elaborate, two maxx-geared warriors on turtle will take like 4-5 hits from each other before its game over for one of them. anything in lower armor and lower HP will take 2-4 hits to die. as long as epoch avoids this worst case scenario it will be good by me. i don't mind fast fights, but a duel should last at least 10-15 seconds, not 3.

>>529536896
Talent wise, it's pretty much all buffs.

>>529535953
Something I still wonder about is how important aggro management will be. I've seen people say that aggro is a thing so you can't just dump your dps on raid bosses but that would make classes with aggro reduction way better than those without. So many variables are left open, impossible to tell what will be better

>>529521601
https://youtu.be/QhZ_W6rD4nA

>>529537847
yes, why not? 2v2 or 3v3 is fun. so is 10v10 or 40v40, if done correctly. if you don't like pvp that's okay, some of us do.

>>529537414
Rogue or Mage for damage. I'd say Priest for healing but I ain't so sure since Pain Suppression isn't in the game. It's still the healer with the most tools but maybe Druid is better then.
>>529537968
Nigga they gave warriors fucking Bladestorm. They are astronomically clueless.

>2 weeks since the Epoch trailer dropped. Turtle shills are still in denial, repeating the same deboonked claims about the server and refusing to actually read any of the detail behind any change
Will this be a parallel to the 41%? Will you pull yourselves up by your programmers socks and persevere? Or will you -ACK into oblivion?

>>529537991
this is extremely useful, ty. is there anything like this for other classes? did you make it yourself?

>>529535374
that's so funny aoi
shut the fuck up retard bitch

I've decided what class/race I'm going to go on Pochie!

>>529538572
redpill me on epoch
doesnt it appeal to a completely different audience than turtle?

are totems supposed to be raid-wide on turtle? like you only need 1 shaman to give all melee windfury?

>>529539160
don't think so

>>529538909
Well? Spit it out!

>>529539160
It's only for the party

what should i play to complement sylma's femtauren?

>>529539053
>doesnt it appeal to a completely different audience than turtle?
sort of but there's a lot of overlap, the main differences being epoch is NOT a RP realm, however, a lot of users are saying they don't mind and plan to RP anyway and set up a scene there.

the majority is overlap though, that overlap being players who want a vanilla+ experience.

>>529539782
she'll be playing shaman or warrior so shaman or warrior.

I think I'll go female orc warrior

>>529539053
>doesnt it appeal to a completely different audience than turtle?
it appeals to all of the following audiences:
1) classic+
2) better than blizzard's re-release
3) and last but not least, the "fresh" audience as is true for every single fresh server ever released.

so, yes. epoch will definitely appeal to the same players that have grown to love turtle, such as myself.

which is why shenna will try and DDoS epoch to shreds despite that being a very short-sighted thing to do. instead xir should be focusing on active game dev and bringing whatever epoch does well over to turtle, while emphasizing fixing outstanding turtle-only issues.

>>529539916
umm she's playing a priest

>>529540095
red herring. too many people would know it's her.

>>529539794
turtle isn't an RP realm either. just because it says trannies are welcome does not mean that there are that RP trannies make up a significant part of the population. sorry tranny, but that's not the main difference.

i would say the main difference is a focus on making the game harder instead of easier, but we will see how this actually plays out.

>>529540297
nigger it literally says it on the tin

A female Orc with a hard exterior and big, mean axe who secretly likes to break file and go fish... yeah, mhm that sounds like a good start.

>>529540149
why would someone so well liked hide themselves?

So we all rolling Horde amirite

>>529540507
It's for the better, anon haha.

>>529540507
nobody likes the dogfucker but you stop spamming this shit tranny

what race/class for this feel?

>>529540297
>turtle isn't an RP realm

>>529540757
>look but don't touch
fem undead mage

>>529540757
what is up with 4chan users and their fetish for chinks

>>529540094
eh ill give it a month or two before i try it out. either i skip all the ddossing, leveling bottlenecks or the server dies and i didnt waste my time in the first place. its a win win

>>529540590
Para a Horda caraio

>>529540757
human female goldseller

>>529540704
i like pearl!

>>529540990
too many manjawed western women, probably

>>529541730
ya i wish i was into japs cause they make extremely good porn but the people just arent sexually appealing at all

>>529542260
dicks too small

>>529541024
that sounds like a sensible plan. i am thinking of doing the same, but more actively. i will try to level casually, perhaps multiple characters at the same time (do they allow dual-boxing btw? turtle has a very good policy). but i do want to see what its like on release, since i haven't done a fresh in forever.

You're gone, but I am still here. We will see each other again?

>>529449334
TBC Balance ladies and Gentleman
Welcome to the world were warlock was prohibited of using tier set because it sucked compared to crafted Tailoring sets for warlock

>>529542850
i watch japanese porn with only girls in it but they arent sexy
theres like 1 jav video in a sea of 100s where the girl isnt a flatchested twig and you see her panties and its just a u theres no shape to anything

>>529542884
does this image get lower quality with each post? i like this ritual post a lot though

>>529543127
what does the tier 1 set look like?

>check out the Epoch discord to see for myself
>all the images being posted ITT are from 2 years ago
Come on turtlechuds you're going to have to try harder than that

>>529544092
so post some new ones

hey...

>>529544217
wanna...

Hello hello

>>529544415
omg hi jibby schmibby <333

The only way to get replies is to be mean and aggressive. No one replies to my friendly, inquisitive posts.

>>529544738
*VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* just bee urself

and that's how it should be you little sissy bitch ass

>>529543397
I have noticed the same, the quality drops and the quote changes too
I wonder which anon is behind this ritual

>>529544738
I bee damned. Just bee yourself anon.

how do i become the pearl of epoch?

>>529545794
die in a clam

Build the Pearl. Kill the Pearl. Free the Pearl.

>>529545906
You got it wrong dummy it's always
Kill -> Build -> Free

>turn on wow
>remember waffle telegethu aoiyuki are in the same guild as me
>turn off wow

I just hope Pearl is doing well.

>>529546064
she looks so calm and content here

>>529546026
you're not in the guild niggertuah

>>529543127
>tbc bad
>esl

>turn on wow
>remember aoiyuki deca waffle sunethil asalys telegethu koto torzag elicia stabdotexe fuutrans john fish are in the same guild as me
>turn off wow

>>529546625
>poopsock behavior good
spotted the brownie doink the clownsuit

>turn on wow
>remember i'm not in FMC
>turn off wow

pipe down latinx

We should kick Deca from the guild.

Guys don't play epoch, it's going to be so bad, every class is going to be bad, TBC talents are bad, custom talents are bad too, questing is going to be bad just collect 12 bear asses again, dungeons are going to be too difficult, raids are going to be too difficult too, tier sets are at the same time awful but also overpowered, trust me I looked at some pictures and checked the talent trees.

>>529546859
What is keeping you guys from dressing like that?

>>529546269
she replied to me on discord yesterday

>>529547274
don’t care

im still playing ‘poch

We should throw Deca to feral worgen men.

>>529546026
>>529546719
why are you retards hating on waffle and aoiyuki for?

>>529546859
beats my no mog retard outfit

People keep referring to Epoch as TBC but niggas are going to log in on the 26th to Sindragosa's fine ass flying across the log in screen.

>>529547740
shit players and one of them spends hours selfposting and having imaginary arguments

>>529546719
QRD on all of those players?

>>529547674
throw me to the worgen and i'll come back mpregged

>>529547878
to play vanilla

>>529548268
>mpreg
shit fetish

Erm... That's not something I would say.

>>529547906
you made that up waffle is a great tank and aoiyuki is one of our best dps and offheal offtank
also anyone could be posting as anyone here, see the pearl posting nonstop

so aoiyuki is skinwalking pearl and pearl posting to throw people off his own self posting

that's what asalys wants you to believe yes

>>529549283
but why would you say this elicia?

how did aoiyuki get pearl screenshots when she wasn't around two years ago? schizokino explain this

<Convent of Clan Kings> will be a light RP guild focused on levelling and 5man content, accepting mostly Horde members (Orc, Tauren, Troll STRONGLY preferred) but Alliance with suitable back stories may be allowed as well as Forsaken.
We will do raiding if numbers allow but it will be casual and not on a strict rota.

<Pearls Pochie Posse Pals>

<Pearl Before Swine>

>turn off wow
>remember that I am a worthless neet loser
>turn on wow

>>529550467
fuu...

>>529550467
i actually have a pretty good life outside of wow i don't know why i still play it

<Pearl's Pochie Equilibrium>

Now that is a REAL guild name. Everyone can be happy with it.
It is a mix of masculine, feminine, and wholesome.

<one paw one pole>
<paw patrol>
<Pochie Paws>
<catch and scratch>
<Salty Paws>

<Pearl's Paws and Taxes>
<Poochie Paw Pearl Equilibrium>

>>529550534
not me

>>529550785
I like salty paws

>>529537968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjLIJHrzsPI
the second duel is warrior vs warrior. Kill speed seems fine at level 60 but I can see bladestorm deleting people at higher gear levels.

EPOCH HYPE EPOCH HYPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9dm-L-ItBI

pearl groomed me into liking furries

>>529554018
asa...

>>529554018
this never happened

On one hand I wanna play mage again because the PvP is so much fun and Shatter is the single most fun way to AoE

On the other hand AoE caps and having to compete with 15.000 other mages for the exact same spots with only one layer sounds like a nightmare at release.

Maybe I'll level one later purely for PvP, idk

>>529553231
good lord what horrible camera control i cannot watch this
pro tip don't record your shit if you make it unenjoyable to watch

how it feels like to play on the pochi when FMC turds show up

>>529553231
they also aren't in pvp gear.

fuu groomed me into liking scat

>>529554547
just switch to traditional questing when the usual aoe spots are taken?

Zatddy

>>529554830
I don't like questing. It's boring.

I usually just spam dungeons :^). On Turtle this wasn't an issue due to the tent modifier but on Epoch from 40 and up it won't be viable lol. Guess I'll "explore" their new quests (excuses to collect 150 bear asses)

>>529554743
asa and eli...

What do guild tabbards do if your guild doesn't have a guild house?

>>529554743
>>529555086
I know who you are

>>529555097
they cover up your ass and crotch

>>529555097
Nothing

>can't decide class/race comb for upcoming EPOCHAD niller+ experience of the millennia
>dwarf shaman? gnome priest? undead paladin? human hunter?
>can't sleep because of it
>wrangle machine to shuffle all the race + gender + class combos and pick one
>human female priest
im at peace now
see you in the world epoCHADS

>>529555204
yeah? who am I

thats enough asalys

>>529555449
Enjoy 90% of the server resisting your only form of CC with a 30 second cooldown.

Fear or Stun class = DoA on Epoch

>>529555453
A Nigger

>>529555046
I mean, it's weird to me to play Epoch and not want to see the new quests and areas and stuff

Did you know that approximately 20% of the posts made in wpsg are made by Asalys?

>>529555449
so many anons are going priests it's unreal

BOOMKIN TANK will become a reality on the 'poch

MASSIVE armor
MASSIVE damage
A RANGED pull (Cuckadins could NEVER)
GETTING HIT gives a free ENRAGE
MASSIVE health
BIG FLAPPY WINGS to induce fear and terror into the enemies
CYCLONE for CROWD CONTROL and HURRICANE for MASSIVE AoE pulls
The 300 IQ "no I am not on fentanyl" raiding spec. I will prove you all WRONG. I will tank Ragnaros as a Boomkin and I will be top DPS too!!!

>>529556597
ok mura you can lay down the crack pipe now

>>529555804
>AoE leveling
>layers
>spam dungeons
he's a classic andy... they don't play private servers for fun, they play so they have "content" for their youtube and twitch channels

>>529555931
yes

>>529555931
>20%
sounds about right yea, Elicia should tighten the collar on that gremlin

>>529555623
>>529556547
I wanted to go orc lock or dwarf shaman initially but the decision is made and reroll is for sissies.

>>529554591
Not my video, I just brought it up because it seemed relevant.
Honestly I didn't notice the camera because my camera movements are even more spastic

>>529550751
It sounds tough and intimidating… yet arousing

>>529556597
he forgor

>>529556597
>Cuckadins could NEVER
Paladins can throw a manhole cover at incredibly high speeds

Epoch going to have nitro boosts?

Did you know that approximately 20% of the posts made in wpsg are NOT made by Asalys?

the pearl spamming is getting boring
give it a rest nigger

Ugh zi want to live in Darkshire so bad bros...

>>529558602
She ate billions.

>>529559403
billions must try

>>529558602
why does she wear the ears?

>>529559901 She cries and begs for them back when you pull them off as a joke. I don't know why.

>>529559901
it signals the one day of the year a panda will have sex for the purposes of procreation

>>529539794
>>529540297
>>529540912
Let's be honest, all an 'RP realm' really meant was Blizzard were supposed to stop you from naming your character OprahWindfury. It's been years since I've been on turtle but the only thing I can remember them enforcing was not mentioning heckin' politics (unless it's pride stuff).

Enough.

why do they sit in VC with their mics muted? this is embarrassing

>>529561119
This but unironically, you'll bug people!

>>529561592
ok this one is cute pearl

>>529561592
OP here.

I have found the next OP image.

this samefagging self posting from sylmapearl really gives me the icky
such a creepy vibe

>>529555449
THICK FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE

>>529561592
this one makes me feel happi and soothed

>>529562637
>least gay parser won the contest
Now that's bigoted, Raider.IO

>less than 1 month away
turtle trannies...
it's over...

>>529562637
i genuinely don't think it's pearl doing it

How do I stop pfquest on squirtle from showing me quest icons for the stupid chicken?

>>529564890
just shift click it anon

>>529564890
u can shfit click the quest icon on world map or minimap i think and it should mark it as done

Who's our Wallace in the guild?

>>529555449
>>529556547
I look forward to supporting my priestbros in dungeons with my male human paladin. You will enjoy sanctity aura, attentive blessings, offheals and pat intercepts.

i came inside asalys once and it was terrible, her pussy was so loose like she got run by a train before our date

i came inside pearl once and it was alright, her cunt was a bit stretched for my size, she wouldn't stop asking me to make dog noises

i came inside aoi once and it was heavenly but it stung and hurt a lot for some reason, that cunt was the tightest gripper i ever had, the cum also just magically disappeared i felt tired for an entire week after that

>>529567003
pearl mostly slept with tauren and oondasta so that makes sense

i came inside elaynna once and the bitch wouldn't stop asking me to get her pregnant, despite doing it in the ass, i think she is retarded, that thing was a bit loose but not prolapsed

i selfposted inside /wpsg/ once and it was terrible, the other posters all called me schizokino and it was so boring like they got castrated before joining the thread

>>529567003
>pearl
>doing anything but anal, ass to mouth or facesitting
doubt

>>529561119
i miss playing a panda so much
i wish turtle had pandas

i came inside sunethil once but i couldn't even finish before i got kicked on the side and fish started to eat out the cum from sunethil asshole, that caught me off guard

>every time you run into a HC player in the middle of a quest zone, you are automatically griefing each other
what a great system

Do affliction warlocks benefit much from spell crit? I know dots can't crit, but can the drains / dark harvest crit or are they also considered dots?

>>529567324
>sleeping with a succubus
when will you retards learn?

>>529566751
/gkick anyone trying to give me advice.

>>529566751
I look forward to it too! Keep me safe and I'll keep you fully green

>>529567848
that's so funny stabgethu

ok my final choices for epoch
1-4 fem nelf warrior
5-8 male orc shaman
9-0 fem undead rogue

>>529568993
that's me

>>529568679
Man doesn't need advice, literally undefeated.

>>529566751
Why the fuck you make me play that server!?

>>529568993
>2025
>still no the incal video game
Fuck you AI.