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Why bake on page 5? Our threads can break 1k posts before bump limit easy. we should let them.
if they offer 10 rolls daily on each of these chase support banners people will shit themselves over cykagames generosity :^)
Homestretch Haste is such a based skill. Has saved my uma's ass a lot of times.
Should I ask for any shoe in the circle? or only green ones as they seem more common?
>>529469779 (OP)So what do we do now, give me a qrd on gacha releases with accelerated banners
>>529469917BECAUSE WE NEED TO SECURE THE THREAD FROM GLOBALTARDS!
Can't have OP be created by some faggot that adds global circles!
remember to add this anon for a level 50 fine motion card
392-061-368-158
Does Matikanefukukitaru have good lewds?
tired of losing the dirt race in team trials because i have to put urara out.
why the fuck did they make dirt specialty so rare?
I got second place on the ura finals and still got the normal ending? I thought I had to get first place to have any sort of ending.
>>529469953It will devolve into blue shoe trading in the end anyway so better get a head start on those.
I'm never going to get that A-rank McQueen...
>>529469979its over, global is doomed to even stricter powercreep
in all honesty, just roll on your fav horses and use welfares for pvp
>>529469917>we should let them.....why?
I never understood this obsession with the thread page placement. It hits 750 replies, new thread, simple as.
>>529470073No, there's no ending (fail campaign), normal ending ( fulfill campaign but lose URA), and good ending (fulfill campaign and win URA).
>>529470012Check your local booru, lazy faaaaaaaaag
>>529470050Based retard
>daiwa int has a lot of mood events
So why shouldn't I run Daiwa over Fine Motion?
>>529470073The ending is completing the goals I think. URA should be for the secret endings like the onsen ticket.
>>529470059Roll yukino bijin btw, she's good at everything except sprint
>>529469979find the right hors
love your hors
hold them tight
Fuck I think I could've hit my first UA if I didn't fail my final training on a 12% rate...
>>529470158It will be up for 3 more hours at least. Someone will bake you don't have to worry.
>got super creek in the daily pull
okay then.
>>529470313what if I love every hors
>>529470158because you'll end up flooding the board with it, but board etiquette is lost on zoomers i guess
can the claw machine proc at any time or do i have to wait for senior year?
>>529469979what's a legend race? how fucking fast are we going now?
>>529470190Oh, I see. Even googled it but couldn't find any page explaining this. Thanks.
>>529470158why not? do you start stimming when you see a scary red number on the top of your page or something?
What if the other umas called her el papa because she had a huge futa cock?
>>529470330So what's the next power level going to be? Double and triple U ratings?
>>529470420Once per senior year
>>529470313I NEED to have all the different Gold Ship. How many versions of her are there, and what banners?
>>529469979this makes the game more fun for casuals and more of a miserable slog for metafriends, that's basically all there is to it
would be funny if there was a "cheat mode" where you can use your finished Uma from the beginning of the URA campaign
>>529470330nvm I'm delusional it's so far away lmao
>>529470510>more fun for casuals (majority)>less fun for metacucks (minority)i call that an absolute fucking win
>>529470521That's what MLB support cards are supposed to do.
>>529470419No nigger, I've been here since before /vg/ was even a fucking board and that page number shit was not an original etiquette and just a meme some autists made up
>>529470330Damn those are insane numbers. Do different campaigns have higher score multipliers or more turns?
I feel a lot of diminishing returns as it is in global. And it seems like the only way to get more score is to upgrade Support Cards.
Or am i missing something?
why do the chinese love tannhauser so much
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSBYdmdH2/
>>529469953just ask for whatever you need most / have least of, the supply is pretty generous as of now
>>529469979All plans for f2p savers should revolve around meta starting 2 years from launch. Anything before that is irrelevant.
>>529469979How much longer until my wife's banner?
>>529470419retard, bake anon always made after 750 and now you niggers want to make it so two+ retards will end up trying to play chicken as long as possible for 'muh etiquette' and then end up with two threads anyways
>>529470419>etiquette is lost on zoomers i guessFirst time having to interact with self-loving retards that don't give a single fuck about integrating themselves?
>Get 3 plushies in a single claw machine
>"Wow that was lucky, probably wont ever happen for a long time again"
>Very next day they release a mission to get 3 plushies
I'm actually really fucking mad, why drip feed these fucking missions just put them out there
>>5294707044~6 months from now on
how do you request songs?
>>529470707You don't have two threads when people actually announce baking
Finally completed a Condor run and didn't even need to use a single alarm clock. Was pretty damn close there at the end though
>>529470794Swipe right on the home screen. Tap the jukebox.
where the FUCK is my boyfriend!?
>just get speed, stamina and power
wow good advice bro
but they're still too low for me to fucking win anything
>>529470330We talk shit on whales but the ones playing these pvp games know the deal and actually meta game. I can't believe many whales would go crazy this early knowing that S rank is going to be obsolete to everyone in a few months on the schedule.
>>529470959Need better parents or skills to crutch one of those that comes up short.
Fuck, I might've created a monster Grass Wonder by accident.
>>529466581But I can't decide if I want to make her Mile or Mid. According to the calculator I have overkill stamina for Mile, but I can buy a golden pace stamina skill and it will make her pretty much ideal for mid pace. Is it gonna fuck with my whole roster, will I be unable to make 3 teams then? I'm still on the skill buying screen.
>>529470959My Rice Shower just cant win the Ura finals with shit stat
>>529470491golshi has 3 variant right now. Standard, she get's a swimsuit in the 2nd summer event I believe(?) and she gets an alt during the l'arc de triomphe scenario. Her frog alt is sexo
>>529470959minimum of wit is still important so skills actually activate you STUPID FUCKING HUMAN
play more bakushin if youre TOO FUCKING STUPID to listen to basic advice
>>529470919It surprised me how much for (You) Nice Natie is. Definitely made me a fan.
This is insane. I think I can easily hit UA with a highlander build.
If my Uma is set to Pace and I have a skill that says End Closer, will it still activate?
>>529471029Whales don't care about the future, anon
They can open wallet to win NOW, so they will
And when they want to win harder in the future, they will open wallet then as well
>>529470930nigga act like cloudflare doesnt know all the horse porn he's gooned to
why the fuck would you use anything but front
>>529470636The next scenario we get will push people into ss horses already
Other than Kitasan what's the next "Human's Rights" thing in the game?
>>529471116Predicting a stat crunch soon.
>>529471231horse2dumb4front
>>529471260I want to know the human rights uma's for breeding parents / racing scenarios as well. Don't care about dirt ponies.
>>529471260There is plenty of "good to have" tier cards but I guess SPD Tachyon.
>>529470636Every new scenario's and future cards will bloat your stats significantly. Just play to have fun globro. I don't give a shit about pvp and just like to see big numbers
>>529471257Is there any point in doing old scenarios? or do you just do the newest one every time.
>>529470436Limited time event where you race against 2 set horses and get their shards. You can use shards to uncap that horse if you own them, but also to unlock horse outright if you don't, but it's 150 shards to unlock and you will be nowhere near that amount right now until the mode becomes permanent so right now you're just hording them until it does become permanent or you get spooked by them down the line.
>king halo fucked up a 2% roll
YOU STUPID CUNT
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>>529471231cos its funny seeing golshi slowly building momentum mid track and proceed to overtake everyone on the final straight
How long till Tama in global? I'm 30 shards from her in jp but I want her here too.
Am I fucked up in the head or is this game inherently sexual?
>>529471458>fucked up yet another 2%what the fuck is her problem??
>>529471405There once was a point, like one scenario would give better stats but another would give more skill points. Suzuka used to run URA because it was the only way she could get the SUPER NIGE skill but its pretty much devolved into 'just do the new scenario'.
>>529471231frontrunners and endclosers are the real protagonists
pacecucks and latefags can go suck a dick
>>529471405At a certain point in jp, they start splitting new scenarios for specific distances. (there are scenarios that basically are meant for short distance horses, and then later on scenario's for long distance horses.) This sort of forces you to play an older scenario. The current scenario in JP from what I understand is focused on mid/long horses.
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>>529471589I don't remember when she was but I do remember I rolled for her as soon as she came out then after a few days or something Cyge announced they were going to have free 10 rolls on her banner so I was like fuck...
So if the banners are going to be so accelerated how long until my bro is in the game?
>>529471683this fucking guy
>>529471713Lol the highest I usually chance is 6%, but it's usually more like 2.
>>529471231How do we buff end/late? Give horses noclip?
>>529471405A+ open league...RIP
>>529471340Seiun Sky is a must have for runners. Her unique skill inherit is still used to this day.
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>>529469979>Kitasan is one week earlyoh no clearly the game is doomed and will completely fail because of this and it's not because they know that people won't spend big on support cards until something really desirable is released.
also I welcome a bit of acceleration. The first 3 months post launch where fucking awful. We had special needs launch event, kita/dia event a month after launch then it was almost 2 months before the third event. The game WILL die if they don't accelerate because after kitasan/dia event it's a month of literally bad support SSR cards and no real events.
>>529470436you're going to get fucked if they don't change anything (they won't) even JP players said special needs was stupidly hard to beat at the time and every legend race after got tuned down a touch.
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>>529471787do the math transcendbro
I wish the game has a bit more roguelike aspect to it, so everyone can get a bit creative with theorycrafting.
I understand it is for the sake of historical accuracy, but half the skills I get from the cards are shit. In fact, the skill designs are so bland and restrictive to the strategy, I just wish it is more homogenized and stacks together. End and Late are so retarded, you're kneecapping yourself trying to win.
>>529471825Yeah I ended up giving Gold Ship a rest day instead of risking it. Then she played hooky the following day. We have a race soon.
>>529470953You know anon, she'd probably kick you if she heard you call her that.
For different reasons depending on her affection level, but a horse kick is a horse kick.
>>529471979If we don't get scenarios every 2 months I will be shocked.
Speed clicking was a mistake. I overcapped speed by like 100 points.
>>529472072I love gold ship. Always choose the craziest option or to eat everything and she walks away with stats and 30 energy. You gotta play like a drunk gambler.
so is it possible to increase how many skill point you get when you start a new career?
>>529471683Tamamo Cross she is my favorite.
>>529472131Im surprised the meta isn't spamming spd and str to get to breakpoints.
>>529471340Sky/ExtraBoyFaggySky, Kitasan Black/Blanco, Maruzensky
Taiki/Flower
Ryan/Dober/Spe
Swimsuit Golshi
That's off the top of my head.
>>529472084and I'd take it. if I truly offended her with it, then that's my fuck up and I need to stand up for it. i'm sure that my love will be able to tank that hit!
>>529472076i dont want to jerk off anymore please stop
>>529472262breakpoints are a meme
>>529469979>If it doesn't accelerate, it's going to EoS>If it accelerates, it's going to EoSThe fuck do you niggas want?
>>529472336doomniggers don't want anything, they just want to shitpost
>>529472325your problem. i love thinking about my fellow bros
With how fast the new schedule is could we at least be 2 years behind JP by the end of year?
When does DUDE WEED horse get added?
The monthly 3* ticket finally paid off.
>>529472262because you will fail your training if you are retarded
you have to visualize the whole career run as a graph and draw all the stamina checkpoints. some horses like king halo are heavily stamina frontloaded (despite being sprinters) and others have very smooth curves to make careers easy (e.g. bakushin, zero stamina required)
i really like the way she look at you here
Is it possible to fill this case for a single uma? Right now I know some will be impossible because of goal races, but do future scenarios have different goals?
Is there a horse that is quite literally and unironically a slut?
like not even being subtle or even implied, its canon lore that the horse is a slut.
asking for a friend
>>529472542fuck yeah
train her well
>>529472507another boyfriend spotted
https://youtu.be/95a50HBqb_k?si=cNxt8rnxrejHRa_K
I hate the ear covers some Umas wear like King Halo and Admire Vega
Are there going to be pvp events with rating ceilings? Also, are there guild wars and how do those work?
>>529472336they just want to doompost, I'd best half of the complainers don't even play
>>529469979It's over. Pack it up. Go back to whatever /vg/ general you came from.
>>529471983> Anime collabI just want Yume wo Kakeru, was it released at the same time?
Um bros I have 1k gems will i be able to get kitasan....
>>529472553how do you even do that
every guide says to go like 4 speed and 2 wits or power so you won't have rainbows for the other shit
>>529472719you only need 150
>>529472643tell me anon, why do hons wear lucha masks
>>529471698That was what they claimed with the food festival
but because they keep increasing the speed cap with every scenario (1600 in l'arc, 1700 in UAF, 1750 mecha. 1850 twinkle and island) there's been literally no reason to play older ones.
I'm at 290k points. How the fuck are you supposed to get to 1.45m in 8 days
>>529472507OH so i cant even set foot in their dorms but THEY can break into my apartment whenever they want?
Im filing a complaint.
doomtranny really going full force tonight huh? guess he has more time now that fagsona is on deaths door
>>529472643Holy fuck that is incredible. Imagine the work behind this bullshit.
https://youtu.be/c8OIlRJweGA
>>529472616Yes a future scenario is essentially a sandbox mode. There's a title you can get for winning every G1-G3 with the same uma.
>>529472687anyone with a low enough iq to fall for this will get filtered by the gameplay anyways
How do I avoid Sleep Deprived?
>>529472603>i really like the way she look at you here
>>529472616yes, MANT is the earliest because that scenario removes race goals,
Uma is too p2w for me, time to jump ship
>>529472854d-daiwa... why...
>>529471097ALL WILL BE AQIURED. AT ALL COSTS. I've honestly tried several different umas already and her campaign has been consistently the most fun for me even after 3 times. I love this horse.
>>529472620only slut in game is (you)
Any close call victories that made you clench?
https://files.catbox.moe/ub1zh9.webm
>>529472869see ya tomorrow doomtranny
>>529471072Mid Pace it is.
>>529472869I win every time my Uma achieves her dreams
They should include a sex scene when you win a Career.
>>529472853dick them before sleep
conkers them right out
>>529472809I really hate events that obviously weren't designed for everyone to finish. That's one thing the modern gacha do better. Let me clear an event shop.
I tried dumping only speed for Opera and ate complete ass in one of the early races in her career mode. I thought you fags said all I had to do was train speed.
>>529469979Anyone got any calculation on how fast we are going now with this schedule?
>>529472819uma gaining 500 and persona losing 5000 players per day in spite of all the doomposting has been hilarious
>>529472603Stupid sexy cow
>>529473035READ THE THREAD YOU BITCH
>>529472970Check your archive
>>529473012Isn't this supposed to be a modern gacha??
If I get a couple of bad rng rolls and my run looks bricked, should I just stop career and retry again? Trying to keep push honestly feels like a waste of time now
>>529473035No one know if they'll keep this accelerated schedule consistent. They could be accelerate things at launch then slow down in the middle.
>>529472930I had a golshi run where she got ahead at the literal last minute and won by a nose once, was hilarious
>>529472026sorta wish historical accuracy could take a back seat in some places. third year is fucking rough with barely any brakes to train.
>>529473151But your event points...
>>529473047the thing that annoys me is that their bullshit isn't even remotely subtle, nor does it matter since LITERALY all they have is steam numbers, which mean JACK AND FUCKING SHIT for a goddamn PHONE GAME that the vast majority IS going to play on their fucking phones.
doomfaggotry makes sense for a PC centric game where it's easy to prove one way or another, not for phone shit or console faggotry that will have a million people you can't account for on those platforms.
TL;DR: doomfaggotry is /v/ermin autism and needs to be demolished and talked shit on at all times.
>>529473047That would be funny
>>529473138Foreign gacha do it better. JP are greedy niggers always.
>>529472949You made your uma a mum?
>>529471983curren chan kawaii
>>529473151yeah restart. its not worth it with how time consuming it is.
>>529472616You get a unique title for each time you do it.
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>not even every poster in the thread is in game
owari da...
>>529473084>>529473112>>529473135Sorry I'm retarded and just woke up, thank you...
>>529473316it's real, if the pace keeps up uma will have the higher playercount in a couple more days
>>529473417Me every career run because RNG always fuck me over
>>529473319The recent JP gachas I've played were Fire Emblem, Pokemon Masters, and Dokkan. All of them have always provided rewards that are easily obtainable. Cygames is the company that made Dragalia right? I think the company is just run by retards.
>>529471983Tell me about curren
>>529473108hory sheeeeeeeet
So when blacked comes out just use all my resources on getting as many dupes as I can?
>>529473429>mario party with 5 minigames and a fairly high pricetag>based on a game that isn't even playable in the west yetwhat made them think this was going to do well
>>529473539Non transferrable pity and sparks is always JP niggers and it's always 4 months per single spark f2p.
The x2 accelerated banner shy me away from paying. Feels like we will hit a brick wall sooner than later with how fast we are going. Classic jew milking tactics.
>>529473562A cute girl who is also certified bully of the ranch. Very much for (you)
>>529473692I still need a link to the full thing
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I think I'm just bad at training my horse, I'm still struggling to hit UB, not sure what exactly went wrong
>>529472542Gz meanwhile I get a dupe lickeyโฆ
Man how am I supposed to grind this much of this, and the level 45 to 50 is going to be even more??? At least I can get this step done with the free stuff from current events
>>529473685>is always JP niggersweird how even koreans do it... guess your theory is based on blatant racism, /v/ermin. why are you even here when you dont give a shit, persona cuck?
>>529473743>give people the same schedule as jp>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS SO SLOW I WANT MY CONTENT>speed things up to make people happy>WHAT THE FUCK NOW I CANT GET EVERYTHING WITH 4 YEARS OF HINDSIGHT!!make up your mind schizo
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>>529473861Do the daily race. Buy from the daily shop.
Or just play the game.
https://x.com/Isobee_/status/1939853794617303504
Stego waiting room
>level stamina too much
>find guide that says how much to level stamina
>lose because hors didnโt have enough stamina
When the auto career happens, will it be possible for it to shit out 3* sparks?
>>529473562imouto that wants your dick
>>529473893it's basically just a war between casuals and metafags
>>529473932She's too powerful!
>>529473932>>529474007>imouto broconmy favorite
>>529471072>>529472946Mid is probably the better option. She's not really over shooting stamina for mile that much (it's 650~ish for pace in pvp) but 2 gold heals make mid a pretty good option and it's hard to get a mid uma with 900+ speed that's not stamina starved for most people
Reminder that you need at least 4 Kitasans if you're planning on rerolling
>>529473856Post a hot Teio first
I'm going to goon to Urara.
>>529473893KR games, especially the mega casual licensed ones, all are designed around throwing rolls at you but requiring 27+ copies. It's a completely different vibe but not surprising a chan drone only played nikke and thinks he knows about KR.
>>529473991thresholds are a meme
>>529473981Should go read that doujin
How the FUCK am I supposed to Top 5 the JP Derby as Matikanefukukitaru?
>>529473893>faster content update>same or maybe lower ninjins income compared to jpthere's your problem
>>529473932go pink girl go!
I firmly believe your actual horses in Team Race don't matter
Things will just fucking happen
Rating doesn't matter, skills don't matter, they just do a coin flip on whether your top honse will beat a C-rank shitter or not
>>529474146theyre guidelines at best but these faggots refuse to accept that
this game is rng hell and you better enjoy it
>>529474083Skippan kita to make JP meta tags seethe
>>529473189Considering the event schedule I'm thinking they'll slow down after the third event. They just want to push past the really shitty early pacing they had in JP.
>>529474083I feel so bad for rerollers and metafriends
why did they make her so autistic
and cute
>>529474163Yeah but this general said it's ok and we're gonna be fine
>>529474154Pray to Shiraoki.
JP bros, for the 5spd strat does it matter what I turn my houses into between the two options?
Look at this miracle of the universe!
>>529472970Teio has sex with old men
I need Rice Shower so bad.
>>529474163>know the full release schedule and what horses are meta>don't have to save rolls for future unknowns>don't have to waste rolls on shit bannersThere is no problem.
>>529474163income doesn't matter when you can easily hard save for months until the actual powercreep comes. We know the stats are going to quadruple soon so why even struggle now?
>>529474290if anything this general is the most negative place about it since it's full of metafags mad their 4 years of foresight won't be exact, the majority of players are going to be nothing but happy about acceleration since it means more content
IMAGINE, IF THAT SUSHI ROLL IS YOUR DICK
>>529474356and rudolf has sex with me while teio watches
>>529474323I lost and got the free retry and got 2nd place PRAISE BE
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>>529474354she's seeing chad on the side who is actually winning her plushies.
>>529474396More like you need shower so bad.
>>529474276Bullshit I'm not going to sit around doing dailies for a week with no event when we're already 3 fucking years behind.
uhhhhhhhhhhh i guess my daiwa is a long distance horse now???
>>529474146I level stamina, i lose. I donโt level stamina, i lose. WHYYYYYYY
>>529474356I'M OLD! :D
>>529474442wrong. she has sex with me and teio at the same time, RETARD.
>>529474205Yeah, it doesn't matter. Follow your dreams and make your pony team.
>>529474406>>529474413That's why I'm not rolling until Ai-chan banner
help, where are the guides so I can power up my girls
Acceleration is good
nobody cares about metafags
If you want to be a metafag so bad, pay up and keep the servers up.
Nothing worse than a f2p metafag.
>>529474083Hope this will help anons in the thread :)
always speed
always front
aptitude is a meme
>2 weeks until Kitasan
LET'S GOOOO, then I can save for my true hors waifu.
>>529474648>a roll a day for 7 fucking bucksgod I love whales so fucking much, what a bunch of retarded sack of shits
>>529474631you're supposed to lose that one, friend.
>>529474689To get Zephyr, throw your phone against the wind. Trust
>>529474576don't you talk about my wife like that you subhuman
>click rest on ura last day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>trying out Top Gun
>haven't even done her debut race and already being invited to her dorm room
Ma'am we've known each other for like 5 minutes
>>529474648Oh wow pity is only 300$ (the first time limited only), how generous.
>>529474783silence, knave. you arent even posting anything of your so called "wife"
>>529474721>you're supposed to lose that oneThat's where you're wrong.
This is where trainers graduate into men.
>>529474784i made sure to enable warning stop on rest because accidentally clicking it in newbab URA is near bricking run tier
>>529474651>aptitude is a memeWHY CANโT URARA WIN THE DAMN LONG RACE THEN
>>529474648It's always funny how the 9.99 packs are always the best deal, but they know whales won't sit there and hit buy buy buy
>>529474083nah I'm skipping kitasan for sweep tosho.
>second best speed card and objectively better if you get the charming status early, until maruzensky>both maruzensky and tachyon speed cards are a year after sweep and tachyon is better than kitasan>Everyone will have kitasan up to borrow>by the time Kitasan borrowing is bad, agnes tachyon will be out anywayreject kitasan. embrace cunny tosho.
>special week SSR gives 10% on the event about her
>The free SSR card gives 40%
>Cant event use both at the same time
So.....
I simply dont train special week until the event ends? that's the answer?
>>529474967go away y/u/ri tranny
>>529474938style aptitude is a meme and matters a lot less than terrain and length aptitudes
>>529474810And her dad went after his instructor into the ladies bathroom after like 5 minutes of talking, your point?
>>529474882How the fuck did you do this I had to look away the whole race because I was so disappointed in myself
am i late for any day1 bonuses or anything
i just got around to downloading the game
bwos how do you get 3 star speed sparks ... is there actually a real method or all luck
>>529475030within reason pretty much yeah. Pretty sure everyone wants her ultimate so probably train a few.
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>>529475086Uma eugenics and a strong set of support cards
Holy kettle fish I maxed out speed
Finally won an URA that's not a medium category. Thank fucking god
>>529474424Considering the amount of newfrens realizing they're gonna be stuck in factor breeding hell is already putting them off committing to the game
Just watched last episode of this season, I want a loli Tamamo Cross of my own so fucking bad it's unreal, I would kill for that end.
people were saying you can get a suzuka from the story, is that true?
>>529474875i shall folder-dive if i must.
>>529475205I need to see your deck and sparks
Is doing really supposed to be better?
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Tact bred with Nox. Not surprised since it's the same inbreeding with Circle of Life
I don't get how inheritances or whatever work at all
>>529474648shouldn't you bump up the value of B and C according to the average rolls needed for a 3*? Even aiming for the point it converges at 50% (23 rolls) which is really the minimum I'd consider you're getting around 235.83 carats per dollar. If you bump it up to 31 rolls for an uma (61.1% actual rate of occurrence) it overtakes the daily pack in value
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i got fine motion in 20 pulls
do i stop now
>>529475161A choker and quitter?
>>529475281No, her unique works better as pace.
>>529474990How long would Speed cards be the top class for this game? It just seems like a bad design choice for one stat to be the best.
>>529474342You take the 2 slot option for speed and stamina or guts depending on what distance you're training, and teh 1 slot option for the stats that don't.
>>529474648Kinda dislike the prices are a little higher than JP but that's to be expected. Sadly It's kind of average for the market price.
>>529475208Congratulations now youโre in the same league as every global player on their first day
>>529474535with no stamina
>>529475276Do it. Rudolf said to never underestimate Central, show it
>>529474990oh she's cute as fuck I might actually save for her, not like the big meta cards won't always be available for burrow anyways
>>529475276thats a MAN baby!
>>529475386finally a good image of her, one that's SEXY AS HELL and not just cute.
>>529474758I play on PC...
>>529474563>>529474967https://litter.catbox.moe/jd91gdxug7wyqchp.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/q4kaufsrkei3ztrx.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/irkcj3vtcm0i9dqc.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/ferdwv1fabdpop90.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/gjbljt7l2gvm3kke.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/wjf2umcl5blazk8g.mp4
>>529475431maestro will fix it
>>529475517How is this horse so erotic
>>529475281no people telling you to do front only are retards
>>529475426Thank you! Its poetic that i come back to the home screen with Bakushin playing. I've been waiting for this game to launch in eng so im really excited to finally play this
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She is NOT pulling a miracle
>>529475524Can I save all of these?
>>529475356It doesn't even take into consideration that paid carats are different. the free carats from the daily carat pack can't be used for paid SSR/3star guarantee banners which is the only reason you'd be buying carats in the first place. the rookie starter pack B and C basically give you two 3star uma or two SSR cards at random combined with the starter 1500 paid guarantee banners.
>>529474073It was overshooting pretty hard with 1 gold skill. I was planning to make her Mile Late but I'm glad I went Mid Pace for now.
>>529475208getting really high stats depends on support cards more than anything?
>>529474648People are really underestimating just how much disposable income well-off people have, especially when people now start families later on in life.
It's not as simple as you make 2x more a year -> you can spend 2x more on hobbies etc.
Iโm so scared bros. Please wish me good luck :(
>>529475517throw your tower out of the window then, same thing really.
>>529475649no.
Surprisingly this game has had quite a lot of funny moments to share with other players. It's going to be funny when in a few months someone starts asking how to win the long race with ura.
>>529475649No, if you do, I'll shutdown global
>>529475738A few months? I think some of us are just starting to aim for the long.
>>529475139600 speed will give you a 5% chance of rolling a 3 star speed spark
1100 speed will give you a 10% chance of it
both of these also rely on you randomly rolling the 1/5 chance to get speed as your blue spark
godspeed
>>529475670Pretty much perfect mid now.
>>529475524No lewding my daughteru
>>529475847That's also only considering the blue sparks. It gets worse when you consider trying to get good pink sparks on top of an assortment of whites.
>>529475625She's like the wind
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>>529475461in the name of my beloved.
>>529475504not only are you a subhuman, you're also completely lacking taste. how sad
>>529475847wtf thanks anon
as a trainersan without any 3 star umas am i supposed to just bumrush career with bakushin repeatedly till a spark drops or
>>529475131No you just have less time for the event is all.
Half the time I just want to end these damn bitches for their fuckery
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>>529475665yeah packs B + C seem like the easy highest value purchase to me since you're guaranteed 2 ssr cards and 3* umas each without any fussing with rng, even though they're a kind of hefty $21 each for a lighter spender they're pretty high value per dollar by gacha standards.
>>529475873>spend>use cheat engine x5 speed
THE KIKUKA SHO IS RAPING ME
>>529476005coming from the guy posting BOY versions of his so called "WIFE", how ironic indeed...
>start daiwa career
>pow 1*
>start daiwa career
>guts 2*
>start daiwa career
>stam 1*
bros...not like this, i always make sure to get SS on her speed...
Uhh yea... Im a bit of a umamusumer myself
I WENT TO THE INFIRMARY THREE FUCKING TIMES AND THIS STATUS WON'T FUCKING HEAL
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>529475374Yeah. Hold for 30k carrots to spark something later.
can i brick my umamusumes by training them wrong...
im scared
>>529475993vodka does this all the time since she basically just needs good stamina skills, high power, and enough speed to keep pace to zoom to the front, half of my winning races with her have her as like 8th favorite
>>529475947Hey mister, where can I find this tool?
>>529476197Just believe in your Hors
>>529475648>>529475993>Trusting a human who think they understand how umas work
So is the Sasami event always a fail or is there a chance it actually succeeds?
>>529476097We tested burner accounts with cheat engine under various different circumstances, 3 of the 4 accounts got banned.
The that didnโt was iPhone mirroring in Xcode with a speed modifier. But thatโs a fuck load of effort
>>529475993just be fast lmao!
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>>529476097>cheat enginelol. lmao. rofl. my rivatuner can't even inject into the game, what makes you think cheat engine can without getting your ass roasted?
>>529476252What is she hiding under that hat?
>>529476212you have infinite opportunities to retry training so just feel it out, more fun than using a guide
Which Uma would rape Trainer-san (You) if they lost?
>>529476262Some options have higher success rate than other. The first option is noob bait since it fails so often.
>>529476252> He doesn't know
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>>529476197Well damn
A loss but I'm still impressed
>>529476228I did end up doubling down on stamina recoveries for this run but mostly by accident since I ended up with lower stamina than ideal. Guess I have a better idea of how to Vodka now.
>>529476145>he can't appreciate handsome womenjust say you only care about moeblobs
alright, my maruzensky has 3* mile, and her grandparent bakushin has 3* long, why the stat take bakushin 3* long instead of maruzensky 3* mile?
>>529475524We may have to stop posting porn if the globalfags start spreading it around.
>>529475394Speed and Int cards will be the top cards in the game just because of how the attributes function.
Stamina is niche and often a one-off in long and mid distance decks. Power is useful in short/sprint decks and often have a lot of good skills attached to them but people never use them because they just don't roll for them.
Guts are a meme and GUTS decks are a meme except the one period it was meta for a month or somethign.
>>529473282The constant obsession with rankings and numbers is very weird to me, it reached its peak on this site when people began to quote unique IPs as if it was an actual argument against whatever you posted, which was something I never even took notice of.
I'm unsure if it's a generational thing or a geographical thing, or both, but either way it's annoying as fuck.
Hopefully seeing Uma doing good in the west will finally make the nips decide to release a translated version of winning post
>>529476038if you specifically want a speed spark then yes that'll probably be best
slightly more optimally is to pick a horse who you can get a spread of 600 stats in because stamina and power sparks have more value; you'll be spamming speed training anyway so using those sparks to round out the rest of your stats will give you more overall mileage
either way you do it, try to also win as many G1 races as you can while you're running the career, since each one will give you a 20% chance to get a special white spark related to that race
>>529476326Uuuh Ive doing that to save time since launch day
Maybe just dont search or modify numbers
>>529474651It's interesting how similar everything is playing out compared to 4 years ago. Of course stuff like Quagsire Daiwa or Spooky Suzuka won't be a thing in EN but I wonder how similar the memes will be. Will EN fall in love with Mirako?
>>529476453oh im sure you have big boy!
>>529476284stop talking out of your ass without even posting a single bit of a usable proof you dumb fucker.
What happen in the Mejiro Estate?
>>529476431Removing the ip counter was the best thing gook moot ever did
>>529476229Here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/168yQqMraFk7bT6RY7EYIYnq3xiPL9NeDUHJOtSBOmFs/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Also check this doc out:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EApaW1p6TCJPBd_IHxAen2H9de70wI8cBqjEpes2ibo/
>>529476413can only get S aptitude by inheritance during run
>>529476413Affinity maybe
>>529476580can nips even read cursive english?
>>529476531Man you're just being a huge pussy if you wanted proof and not doing it yourself
>>529476531What made you upset by his post
How am I supposed to choose supports? I don't get this shit at all.
>>529476409s-s-so what if i did, HUH!?
>>529476714just because the average american can't doesnt mean the japs cant
>>529475321https://www.jbis.jp/topics/simulation/result/0001309176/0001236599/?
Having Sunday on 3rd pedigree is such a game changer
aiiiieeee, guess i'll go back to JP
>>529476776read support card skills and career event? pick one that best for you uma? thought people just go 5 speed card
>>529474990you raise a valid argument, but how soon after kitasan did sweep release in JP?
I can't fucking alt tab for a second without Bakushin yapping on the background
>>529476739Because the anon easily figured out the fast grinding trick and dont want other anons using it
I can't tell a lot of the brown-haired horses apart....
>>529469979How good is Robot and Biwa. I kinda want robot because she seems cool, Biwa is interesting too but I think I'll just ignore and save for Kita, I feel like units come in the future, but the support cards QoL definitely will keep you playing for longer if you enjoy the game.
>>529476580There are no stud dungeons in the Mejiro estate.
Don't worry about it, trainer.
>>529476991Arr hors rook same
>>529476531What the fuck man? What pissed you off so much? It was just a warning that running cheat engine straight will likely get you banned as itโs got some sort of detection system on their end. Go ahead and fucking do it then faggot and prove me wrong.
i won the moment the game gave me gorushi and saw her URA ending so the accelerated schedule only benefits me as it brings more gorushi versions faster
i win gachajews
>>529476810then the bang dream general is that way, sir.
I got Rudolph from a "fuck it i wanna do a 10 pull'. what am in for?
Is there even a point rolling Kiasan if I can't MLB it? Isn't it better just save and borrow from a whale?
>>529476776Besides the basic types of cards you want to bring you should also look at what skill they can give your girls. Like different speed cards have skills tailored to certain racing types
>>529471609>admits mommy is superior than godfking oof
>>529477098What warning post the warning
Im not even seeing any warnings lol
>>529476431>>529476581Where did this autism come from though? I noticed it suddenly spring up over the last 5-10 years too.
>>529477170A strong desire to make sure your dork emperor takes 1st place in every single race
The real question is: which hors has the best upskirt whilst running?
Do we ever get a way to earn more alarm clocks? Iโve been playing obsessively, but the amount of runs saved with a clock is insane. Once I run out, Iโm seriously worried that I wonโt even be able to play anymore :(
I know, git gud. But the questions stands.
>do a rando race to get fans>urara needs more power she cant push through the masses!>"fuck it, lets try front (G) and see what happens">wins with a 7(!)L leadlmao alright. vid related isn't that race, but you get the point.
>>529477163alright, joking aside for a minute, but that's over the line buddy. don't just insult people like that...
Uma bros, do I reroll for the creek and motion support cards in the support banner then just save? Is one more important then the other? After that what do I save for?
>>529477176One copy is good since you can use materials later to raise it but with how soon it's coming it might be better to just rolls for Umas you like and have fun. Up to you.
>>529477176You can get items that uncap SSR support cards later.
>>529477268Everything has to be a boogieman now a days
>>529476431>I'm unsure if it's a generational thing or a geographical thing, or both, but either way it's annoying as fuck.It's a SEAnigger thing
>>529477268It all started with five guys
>>529477367You can LB it later without the dupes?
>>529477217Different cultural perception of god closer to what we'd call a spirit, ESL.
Nips can't comprehend a single capital G-God.
>>529474810anon read her character story, /you/ already scouted her by the time the you start her training campaign .
>>529477012Yandere canon wife was something I didn't know I wanted until now.
>>529477393Unironically this. Numberfaggotry will always be cringe.
>>529477170the perfect woman.
puns and all.
>>529477359If you havenโt started by now you are going to need to grind like a motherfucker to earn the MLB event card. So fucking decide either way man
>>529477323Bourbon, who is in the next uma banner.
>>529476580Brutal breeding of trainer and trainee.
>>529477217I mean, yes, mothers are indeed superior than god. Ever seen A(!) god raise a child for at least 16 years? I sure haven't. Respect your mothers, faggots, they brought you into this trash world you ungrateful cunts.
>only won 4/5
AIEEEE it could have been 1st...
JUST FUCKING RUN PAST THEM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT HORSE!
>>529477493How many years until this?
>>529477493>>529477376Oh fuck thanks. I guess im going for 1 copy so I dont have to worry about it later
>>529475502it's a really cute card and it is meta, just not as long in the meta as kitasan due to only having 65 specialty (which is still pretty high) and her gold skill being pretty trash.
>>5294769124 months from launch in JP so 2~3 months global. plenty of time to save up for copies as f2p unlike Kitasan who is in the launch month for both so you only have the initial starter boost.
Also at the same number of copies, she's better than a kitasan support until 3 copies. The best part of kitasan's card (high speciality) is locked behind 3c.
This makes sweep much more F2P friendly.
>>529477585>knows its a trash world>ungratefulbrainwashed retards
>>529477585>knows its trash>still brings you in to ituhmmmmmmmmmm
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Finished my first super creek career, how is there not more smut of her???
>>529477671God I love Sweep. I would dump all my ninjins if they ever released her swimsuit alt.
>>529477610You posted on the last thread too. Post proof or stop larping. Iโd like to know if an earth shattering giga whale is in our threads or not.
How many Veteran Umas can I have of one specific Uma? Can I start turning them into glue at some point if they're really shit?
>>529477753>>529477762>Fatherless zoomer in a nutshellNo shit the world is shit, so is the gooberment, doesn't mean that you shouldn't be grateful to your mother for GIVING YOU FUCKING LIFE you ungrateful fucks. Not to mention all the time and money she had to waste on you two.
>>529477945You can have as many of them as long as your uma limit still allow it.
>even if you place 16th you still join URA anyway
pity win?
>>529477927I didn't post my rank in the last thread though but here
>>529478001>Mother is better than God because she gave you lifeHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Wtf is "racing calmly" in King Halo's ulti?
I cant train non sprint umas, help?
Should a ftp be saving after the initial 40 rolls or trying to get more support cards?
>>529477217I have beaten many gods but I could never fight Mommy Creek
>>529477336Events, PVP rewards, daily shop and special missions seems to be the best way to get them. One thing to note is learn when the game tells you you're not going to win and accept that. No amount of resetting can make up for a bad seed and it would just waste clocks.
>jobber uma named "Let's Jump"
>she has this skill
that's fucking dark, cygames.
>>529478176in summer retard
>>529478057The requirement is just to run in it, not to win it.
>>529478186>One thing to note is learn when the game tells you you're not going to win and accept thatwhen does the game tell you that
>>529478136save for the kitasan black card in 2 weeks
>>529469979Cut your losses
>>529478163man's weakness, a MILF.
>>529478068Zaamm so are we capped at S ranked umas for now or are you still stuck at A?
URARA! URARA! URARA!
Going sprint with her is super fun, fuck the position system.
>actual popular stream said he's going to play this
neat
What am I in for? Training tips appreciated
>>529478227But is already summer...
>people using 3 speed + 3 wit card and spam speed + wit to get easy SS speed and S wit
huh? how good is that for pvp wise?
>>529478080Don't get hit with "Rushed" status while racing, which sometimes can be caused by low INT.
>>529478080>The number of times you've been rushing (kakari) during the race must be 0.If you've ever seen a !Rushing pop up, it's a reference to that.
>>529478395supercar grandma
>>529477671As much as I like my cunny witch, you're completely ignoring the fact that she has 0 starting bond at all levels so she's a pain to use for training. That card was even my first MLB SSR speed card and I still ended up never using it.
>try Air Groove
>first impressions are that she wants to kill me
>>529478068tell me your secrets
did you just focus on making pvp umas?
>>529478084Same. I'm a front runner all speed brainlet and can't figure out what guts even means.
I can't get past B ranks, is it bad rng or do I need more whale friends?
>>529478395DUDE SPEED LMAO
>>529478403dogshit for anything not sprint until they can get C+ stamina to go along with it.
>>529478521In her old age she has gone a little feral
>>529478267When you get hit with constant Night owls, late starts and consecutive mood downs. You waste turns making up for them instead of training. Not to mention events that decrease stats that can also occur randomly.
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How do you get this stacked and still randomly lose on some races? nani the fuck bro
>>529478223huh which horsegirl is this
>>529478395She's easy. Bakushin tier.
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My best Tachy run so far. I need more star pieces, I want her racing costumeโฆ
>>529469979two more weeks until global loses 80% of its playerbase
>>529471825I usually only chance it if the stats are double the fail rate, so yes I have rolled on +50s with 25% fail rate, but the rainbow usually comes through clutch.
>>529478587You need better inheritance probably. You get an absolute shitload more stats for 3* sparks
>>529478678good. means the thread will be slower and there will be less garbage.
>>529478608so it's good for uma with A sprint?
>>529478632unironically too smart needs more speed
>>529469779 (OP)what uma would dominate me the most? has to be a little girl
>>529478597>>529478659Speed maxing it is then
1.6x faster with 0.8x the gibs...................
>>529474120Source? I can barely find any urara smut anywhere
>>529478752wdym
all umas are significantly stronger than regular humans
im gonna start running...
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>Daring Calendar
>a week in the mountain with Tact
HOW THE FUCK DO I TRAIN GOLD SHIT!
What's the best alternative to super creek when using super creek?
>>529478747how do you even avoid pressing wit if not to save energy and other shit
>>529478752MTG. She marks you as hers on sight
>>529478908She has really good native stamina regen abilities, just level wit
Shitto. My Bakushin keeps ending up as a miler any time I want to build power on her
>>529478752umas are pure muscle so Nishino Flower is what you want
>>5294721311154 before first URA race is cap. Unless there's RNG to the URA race points as well. If you shoot for that you'll be golden.
>>529478957I have my own fine motion so which power/speed card works well with her?
>>529478802I don't remember the source. Most artists would've already cleaned their ass at this point before Kiryu came to them.
is there a point in doing non-goal races if you have enough fans?
>>529478941She keeps getting body blocked when I do that, you nignog. You think I haven't already tried it?
>>529479129RIP. Literally impossibly to find any good urara smut.
>>529479168click front you fucking retard
Honeymoon will soon be over, it's time for the real grind. :)
Hope you can get to 1k stam
>>529479154big source of skill points. Also gives stats
>>529479154To reach the unique skill level up threshold, some special events require you to do optional races too.
Ryan, Vodka, and Opera are the only Umas I don't want to have sex with.
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still no 3* blue spark btw
fucking kill me
>>529479280nice green spark
>>529479168Put her on front then retard
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holy sex
>>529479280damnnn they really gave global the original 3* rates? I get one like every day in JP
>>529479208>>529479326SHE GOT NO STAMINA TO STAY UPFRONT AND GOT JOBBED BY OTHER SHITTER WITH HIGHER POW!
Kitasan black July 16th get saving, https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1939867014555902154
Hm I got an account with super creek and an account with fine motion, I'm not gonna reroll anymore. Which do I take?
I like to neg my horses whenever they're feeling sad by asking them 'why the long face?'.
>>529478895> 19th> with TrainerWhat did she mean by this
>>529478360 >>529479013>G1 JBC Sprint, last race before the meme oneWHO CAN STOP THE PINK FRONT MENACE!?
>>529479430welcome, slowpoke.
>>529479529Creek, and borrow Fine.
>>529479217uhhhh no thanks I'll be taking my participation rewards and going lol
>>529479423Use super creek retard
>>529479430Bro, they better increase compensation or cygames is ran by faggots
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>>529479567dating of course
>>529479528POST YOUR GOLD SHIT SPEED ONLY BUILD GOLD SHIT THEN YOU POSER!
>>529479529Creek, unless you have more speed cards on the other account
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thank god that's done.
>>529479676Reminder to get used to shit being more Jewish. Cygame's Shadowverse just got in the top 5 lowest rated game on Steam in 24 hours because of them destroying the economy and making it scummier. They are on full damage control mode now to make back the money from this backlash
>>529479275>>529479243when do you fit them in during training? when you dont have any rainbows?
>>529478514The charming status she can give can through a random event can make up for that a little, especially if you get it early enough. It just adds a bit more RNG.
>>529479676This general said acceleration is good and we'll be fine
>really want bourbon
>but Kitasan is coming too
This is not uma uma
What's it like to be squeezed by a hors girl's big tits?
>>529479841We're not accelerating fast enough
We need BAKUSHIN levels of speed
>>529479875We'll never know, Kitahara Jones.
>>529479875>all the skin detail around the hands, fucking knees and neckuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
>>529479378Slap it our of her hand and make her cry
>>529479828Sure, but you can even ditch rainbow training if it's a G1 race.
How many of you are ready for the final day?
so lucky 7 is a complete meme skill right?
I really need an impregnation uma doujin. Laboring to a newborn uma is also perfect.
>>529479956how the fuck do I trigger the claw machine event?
>>529479974It's a high rolling skill, really great when it hits, does absolutely nothing when it doesn't.
Wait until you get SUPER Lucky Seven.
A whale followed me with a ton of 3* sparks. My inspirations are giving me +40 to spd/stam/pow
>>529479956Yeah. I think tomorrow is another bakusbin day.
>>529479974Not until you get the gold version.
>speed only matters at the end of the race
wtf why did nobody tell me
>>529480038random chance after you do recreation.
>>529479956>people already complaining about the clawPeople will be raging about not getting 5 support cards to line up on one training tomorrow.
>>529480171chat is this real? I thought that was str
>>529479821>>529479841If they don't increase compensation, global will die very quickly. Global does not work like JP where they accept slop rewards.
>>529480171the same reason we lie to children
>>529480216if i get 5 supprt card to line up NOW, i will not do career until reset
>look up my gold ship that i built for long races
>doesn't even have enough stamina for medium races
Is it really that bad to run out of stamina?
Is there a general stat spread for each racing style (front, pace, etc)?
wait, are you guys actually reading and enjoying the SOL scenario stuff or are you speedrunning through races?
Which girl is super hard mode? Do any of them require you to win the triple crown to pass?
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MY FUARKING KING
COMPLETE pink dominance baby! Anon was right, the ratings for each position were bullshit.
Lmao
Vodka takes a swig of booze after winning
>>529480321After my 3rd scarlet run I'm an expert at the story. I don't even need the event helper anymore
Why does golshi have to have such big ships? It's distracting me in the story
>>529480171>>529480242i kept pointing it out a few times in the thread
im trying my best to answer to questions but people keep asking the same ones over and over again
wanna cum on Top Gun's tummy
>>529480113A couple of her career runs should fill up the nakayama racetrack mission
>skill apparently procs on straightaways
>doesn't ever fucking proc
how does this shit even work and why shouldn't I just go for green skills that always proc?
>>529480346>Which girl is super hard mode?Lice
>>529480380this cute mofo kept on winning, cant be stopped
>>529480389based vodka
>>529480490proc depends on your wits
how to activate crane game?
>>529480490Make your Uma read books
>>529480171why is speed valued so highly if this is true
>>529480321>short scenario events>fast forward>do not skip unscene events>ready anything that doesn't get skippedthe only real way to play.
Does an all speed Bakushin run mean I have to make all her cards speed and wit too?
>>529479404its part of the experience
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>run immediately bricked
thanks special week
urara
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>>529480645You can literally go all speed cards and it will work just fine.
>>529480645DO NOT MAKE HER SMART OR SHE WILL RUN ON LONG TRACK
>>529479835"A bit" of RNG is kind of an understatement because its from one of her random non-chain events, but if you're set on it go ahead. Just giving you some perspective from someone that tried to make her work, but ended up just falling back on her MLB SR version anyway.
>>529480605Last spurt is all that matters.
next run I'm going to train nothing but stamina and guts
>>529480171All stats don't matter until the end of the race
>10 more hours
I'm so excited bros
>>529478542Secret? Drop a thousand fucking dollars on day one rolls and play. The fuck do you mean โsecretโ ?
>>529480791>>529480873I'm gonna spurt between Eishin's boobs
>>529480605because knowing that fact doesn't change anything regarding your decision making?
>>529479013Oh haha I get it
>do whatever run
>finish the triple tiara mission
cool
>>529480706Gotcha. Thanks. I'm always coming up short at the last goal so hopefully this is the key.
>>529474990I'm going to skip Kitasan, get one Sweepy, then go for MLB Curren Chan
Should be much easier for F2P than coping with a 0 dupes Kitasan
I want to utilize Fuji Kiseki's boob window.
>>529481117you should be able to tell what I trained her for
so
is it actually over because kitasan is in 2 weeks?
are we rerolling if we fail to hit
>>529480791so maruzensky red shift is good then?
>>529480285To steal their money?
>>529481256yes for nigers
>>529481250It's a jp game, they're gonna rerun that card. Right?
day 7 isn't out yet, right?
>>529481250yes we reroll for another 4 days before we continue playing with the current meta set
then we reroll again in a few weeks because powercreep
>>529481250Getting even one copy is fine since you can use items to uncap it later. At worst you'll have to borrow it from another then save up for future speed cards.
Don't forget your passport next time Trainer.
So what do the options do anyways?
Is this shit the exact same thing as Mommy's swing maestro?
Should I still try and get hers if I got this one from Mihono, or just one of them can proc per race?
So next reset we save our free single roll for the new banner right?
>>529481381it's in 10 hours
>>529481461This is the lower tier version, you need it before you can get swing maestro
>speed support card
>cute tsun in a swimsuit
I like this. I like this a lot.
>>529481528>started day 2 so i'm bricked
how often do i need to explain this. acceleration means that we reset/reroll every single power creep, using our experience to become even better before the next creep.
>>529481381No, but you can see what they'll be since it's the same as jp's
https://gametora.com/umamusume/missions/permanent
why is tachyon a scientist
Maruzensky reeks of 40 year old woman who wants to pretend she's still 19. I dig it
>>529481048AAAAA EISHIN I'M CUMMING
>>529481615Why aren't (You) a scientist?
>>529481635Cygames knows exactly how to cater to specifically me
>Height
Imagine...
>Weight: Nearly ideal
Aka 110% perfect by western standards.
>>529480873>>529480791Mein deutsches Pferdemรคdchen...
Global when?
MejiroRyan is pretty cute.
>only have 6k saved up for kitasan because i decided to start saving too late
you know what, if i even get a bunch of sr dupes i'll be happy with it
Bros.... I cant get gold ship to win the Tenno sho (spring)... help please...
>>529481838our general is dying baggot bros...
>>529481635Very rude thing to say to a young idol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTSDhAKeZY
>>529481838I am going to spend exactly ONE ten roll on that banner and then rely on my friends. I have erotic umas to save for
>>529481790She is
You are correct
>>529480729I mean I'm not some new player, I've been playing JP since Aoharu launch. I've never considered low/no starting bond that big an issue when there's much worse things that can fuck a card over.
>>529481572Fuck I forgot to link
>>529481750she was released like 4 months after launch I think?
Brothers I have successfully broken the A Rank wall.
>Bakushiiiiiiiiiiin is only 158>>529481750Du sollst nicht nach dem Pferd gieren.
>>529481921I still don't see a link.
best way to trigger 5 supp event for one train? friendship card?
>>529481697I have finally experienced the glory of umapyoi.
>uma musume almost 3 star rating on google play
What happened? I remember seeing it with 4.5 stars at one point around game release day.
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My daughter... a whore...
>>529482051Android faggots got upset because 16 has had constant issues with the game.
>>529482051people giving 1* reviews for launch bugs iirc
>>529482051i ask my chinkfriend to review bomb it after what happen yesterday
>>529482009>BakushinDoesn't count
>>529481750The banner just before Aoharu/half anniversary
>>529482090no anon, whores charge money, she fucks old men for free
>>529482090Your daughter is gonna molest you in your sleep
>>529482123Sure, whatever.
>>529482090So eh why did this get the pass from Gaben but BA didn't?
>obtain 3 or more plushies from claw machine in a single playthrough
>Win 10 races at Tokyo Racecourse
Bakushin really is just that good huh.
>>529482129>Make a aim that's sorely aimed at 30+yo salaryman>End up with a game full of 10/10sIt really is THAT fucking easy, isn't it?
>>529482202Bรถser Deutscher...
>>529482278>Nekopara finally released from Review hell>BA is still not outHonestly hilarious.
Fuuuuuck me the difference between a Super Creek run vs without Super Creek is fucking retarded huge. Fucking death to global guide makers for putting so much emphasis on Fine Motion instead of Super Creek. Fucking gimped an entire gacha.
>>529481872what are you talking about this is a horse general
Ryuusei Sakai is racing for his little sister
MY HERO
>>529482316not really, her campaign was just tailor made for retards
>exchange points does not carry over to next banner
what is this scam
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>>529480519fking sexo.
>lots Mayano
>>529482438Explains why I was able to do decent on it lmao.
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>>529479956I'm prepared
>>529480216at least this can happen organically, the claw machine is so rare if you're playing optimally I didn't even see it once until I intentionally went for it today and even then there's more rng to fuck you over involved
>>529482358>he roll FMLMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>>529482458first japanese gacha? i rather choose this than chink pity shit
>>529482051Huge Uma Musume fans finally got to play their favorite game, found out it's bad, got pissed and reviewbombed it.
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>Global releases
>US Spotify suddenly full of Uma music
Fucking finally
>>529482358I don't know who made that image guide but I like to believe he was lightly trolling since most of it is correct aside from the weird overemphasis on Fine.
>>529482321>Nekopara finally released from Review hellWhat the hell, doesnt the little sister actually fuck her brother in this new one?
How does that get a pass but BA doesnt...
>new day
>get a new uma to play with from the free roll
this is pretty nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr-uiOVKkK0
>>529482568Cooooooooooorrect, she sure finally fucking does. My guess is that they didn't release the usual R18 patch through steam, but through a third party website (4free) from what I read.
>>529479010pretty cute
>>529478935id think shes prone to try steeping on my dick i guess, i like her
>>529481375there are five
Global is a mistake...
Cancel global.
>>529482696pick power, so you will roll a 600 for speed and power when you win.
>>529481978I meant the image, but here's a link to the card
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20014-narita-taishin
>>529482051there were bad bugs on launch it got review bombed for
>>529482795no anon, i'm looking for 5 support in a single train before reset
Which horse is the Jovial Merryment of the game?
im at 23k points in the event how the fuck are you supposed to get 1.45mil for all the rewards before this ends LOL
>>529482696What's the problem here?
dammit. i keep trying to raise voda but i keep gettign bodied at the tokyo yoshun. late surgers are hell to train.
>>529482871>23k pointDid you start today? Lmao
>>529482839see you needed more context here
Now that the character specific special missions seem to be over, I can finally focus on Silence Suzuka.
>>529482871You arent supposed to get all of it unless you are autistic. Its the cygames way
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which one do I put up for rental
>>529482871you don't. The reasonable stopping point is 290k and even then it's kinda hard. I'm getting 6-9k per run and you get to do like what? 4 careers a day?
>>529482871refill your stamina
>>529482926looking for 5 support card in single training for day 7 mission
>>529482957yea my bad
they really need to extend the training pass and add more skill books...
>>529482903Is she as dumb?
>>529482958I turned her into pace and it was much easier.
Won 3 G1s in a row as the 8th favorite, is speed typically that much of a great equalizer or is El Condor just built different?
Why is triumphant pulse virtually useless if theres someone in front of you
>>529482970Event Spe for cuties to do the event until they can get a fully uncapped copy for themselves.
I can get 5k skill points with the new scenario but now there's the issue of running out of skills to buy.
Just JPworld problems.
>>529482970could put daiwa or halo honestly
>>529482994Dang do you just max out everyone's skills? I typically almost always have enough to max out 2 in stock just in case.
>>529478353I'm stuck at A+. I don't think I can hit S rank without Kitasan at least or without insane luck.
>>529478542Nah the umas were just a result of regular runs, not really focusing on making PVP umas yet until CM draws near
>>529482090How many creampies does it take to put a baby in a Uma belly
Whats the deal with skills that say the position theyโre intended for in parenthesis? Do they ONLY work when your pony is in that position?
>>529483258None, all umas are IVFs for maximum peak genetics
Finally got my first triple spark uma
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>>529483162I was thinking either halo or vodka since a speed card with some dupes is pretty good and vodka has some good all-rounder skills, although keeping spe-chan in for a bit for the event then switching might be best
>>529482903Do not reply to HRTtrannies.
>>529479956where is the list of races so I can find out when the Shuka Sho and Victoria Mile is
>>529483383yes, so they're bad if they're too restrictive
>>529483428Vodka and Scarlet have them.
>>529483417Now you need one more to make them parents for your first 9*
>>529483603She broke her leg.
Post your favorite songs, NOW!
I don't know if I want to play EN or stick with my kind of garbage JP account
>>529483603You didn't believe hard enough
>>529482839None of the missions auto finish if you've already done what's required. You'd still need to do it again when the mission comes out
>>529483664bakushinbakushinbakushinshin
>>529483664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptf4jXinEg
>>529483664I don't like pop music so I don't have one.
Sorry danchode, I'll brick myself by sparking Bourbon instead of Kitasan.
>>529483664UUUUUUUH
HORSY
HORSY HOP, HORSY HOP
>>529483713when 5 supp card pop out i will stop playing, after reset i'll click train to finish it
>>529481242>>529480706It worked, anon! Thank you!
>>529480712Oh no...
>>529483664Umapyoi is always playing on my jukebox
Wtf js going on??? My hors has a C+ in speed and a C in strength and somehow is still being hard supressed and cannot break out of the pack in her 4th race
>>529483747only if you do 3 funsmoke hits
>>529483741Then don't reply, YOU BITCH!
>>529483664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
>>529483739when are we getting agnes digital anyways
>>529483831Only for ultra lucklets who need a full spark for a copy.
>>529483831we're speeding up so just grab 1 copy and MLB it with generic materials later
>>529483664Bakushin always
>>529483664And yes, I'm fully expecting Jap bros to post a buncha songs here, not just globalfags!
>>529483930>generic materialsthat's a thing? how many years until then
>>529483664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IRYWJvpz0
>>529483664We love Terio here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXGJPLpwfmY
>>529483664Satono Dia gently cooing as I suckle on her boobs
>>529482502>no legend changergrim..
Who is Kitasan BLACKED's Makibaล?
>>529483664I really like the movie song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8HMGZmhbSk
>>529483603Get more speed and Swinging Maestro by that race Don't ask me how I jobbed to Kikuka Sho
All stats are equally important so you should raise them all equally.
>>529484213the image doesn't show the full list...
as a random exmaple: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6YaIwqnGSRNwxUwE9qauzz?si=7c12cf48609b41bb
everything on this list is available
>>529484018not sure but it was a while.
>>529479841I didn't even survive beyond the bourbon banner
I want to get the new scenarios and QoL changes right fucking NOW
>>529483664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExL2ilCMLs
Are the rates here like Grubble where it's pointless to roll without a spark?
>>529484328you can do it, win ulala her cuties
Oh, this game has birthday lines, neat!
>>529483664https://youtu.be/8v-p7ZIEpBU
Hard rock for hard men.
>>529484328Whats claw machine even do
>>529483664Tracen Ondo is my #1 Ensemble song, everything about it is too good. For chara songs its Dictus because I'm a EDMfag
https://youtu.be/bbG1u67jTi0?list=RDbbG1u67jTi0
sure, keep giving me those 3* long instead of 3* mile
how do people pump out 3 career a day, just speedrun through with bakushin?
>>529484324guts is literally speed but better
>>529484414I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Joke on everyone replying to my post, I just wanna hear a ton of songs so I can fave them on spotify! And I appreciate every single one of you fucks!
>>529484272how the fuck are you supposed to raise her? she keeps jobbing for me.
what did they mean by this
what stats do I focus on Natie
>>529484491I do 5-6, I can't let my stamina cap
>>529484404as the chinese say luck = skill
>>529484491I just nolife the game, it gets a lot faster once you've seen most events and can just leave skip on
>>529484491>Shorten all events>2x skipit's like 15-20 minutes per
>>529484495At least she's smiling
>>529484404rates are decent, not hoyo tier at least. 3% chance so an average of 24-ish rolls per uma (although it'll never feel like that of course)
>training super creek
>she just randomly fails shit for fun
>because of psychosomatic tism
very womanly.
>>529484574I haven't properly watched an event since my first run on Daiwa that jobbed in the 3rd race
>>529483664Oh boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEwdBHwf3tY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjMuwuyFkxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBZHyjucrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ZTJknr4BU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcvLyJRqQFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR8ndoafGqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3j74tgjI8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEJULIAj8OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPwRhAiLclc
>>529484404grubble is some gay ass shit like .3% at best isn't it? the lowest it goes which includes the kita banner is .5 but for virtually everything else is .75%
>>529484509I want to make Super Creek into a super mommy
>>529484491Once you have a knack of what your support events do and what your girl wants it gets pretty streamlined
>>529484721You canonically have 8 kids with super creek after you finish your career with her
>>529484404Rates are the same but the rate ups are actually real.
>>529483664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T72Yqm-K8I
One of the faces of Umayome
>>529484705I put the scenario events on short mode the moment I got my first finals win, still read through character events I haven't seen yet though
Would turning the quick event on also shorten first time events? I want to read those in full at least.
>>529484252Ain't that the song where a bunch of navy dudes played it on the racecourse
>>529484856It does on default. Change it in the options menu.
>>529484881Why would you run both cards in the deck
>>529484881Aoi looks really tight
>>529484881Date them both!
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I really like nice nature she's just an asshole
>>529484512Idk I'm on fire today, raised a few good ones with the same card build. Just build bonds and do rainbows lol.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I dont know how to make Rice Shower win the Finals AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>529484881Aoi wants you to treat her like an Uma
>>529485065Give her a creampie
>>529485076She wants you to treat her like how they used to train umaโs in the 50โs. Lots of whips.
C rank pvp keeps crashing whenever I try to race.
>>529484434Happy birthday anon
>>529483664All these replies and not a single UMA New World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AG9cTZnVY&pp=ygUNdW1hIG5ldyB3b3JsZA%3D%3D
>>529483664>O - ใญใฉใคใบ>Those sick beatHoly shiiiiiiiiiiiit talk about club atmosphere! I fucking love how varied music gets in this franchise, partly what got me to give the game a serious shot some months back.
If I remember right, some anon once showed me a song that's super rocky/metal adjacent, if not straight up metal. Surprised the hell out of me, but man did I enjoy it.
>>529483568at least you can just look through the top rankings of team trials and follow someone with a 3* spark star uma and get a shot at a 9* that way. Though only 3 times a day.
This is the future you chose.
>>529485182I watched a video of a horse race at my local track yesterday. They still use whips during the race. Crazy.
>>529485065Believe in her
>>529485379I don't want to be bald...
>>529485318I tried to keep it to singles since they don't get recommended often.
I'm running out of clocks
>>529485318UMA New World is probably the best song by far but it's not my favourite.
>>529485379>balding>probably hyper normie and cringe going by his clickbait thumbnailnot watching your shit buy an ad
>>529485379I don't mind him as much as most ecelebs desu
>>529485393Thats a flog anon
>>529482090>daughtersilly retard, Mayano is never your daughter.
>>529485497>baldinghe's already done with that
>>529485546>>529485318To be fair, I already posted it
>>529482648>>529485583Says who, you?
>>529485514>watching ecelebs at allick
>>529485379how the fuck is it anything like sts?
is he retarded on purpose? it's like reverse clickbait. i don't even wanna check it out for a take this shit.
>>529485672it's like boss baby vibes
>>529485654Special week did die IRL
RIP good stallion
>>529482358it kinda broke the game for me. im front running every uma and still sweep as long as i have swing maestro. im slowly becoming a worst player it feels like.
>>529485379this isn't a real video
>>529485672Its not actual video of his (yet)
>>529485393Aren't those still used everywhere? the whipping canes? Also, don't look up Ban'ei races
>>529483664Destroy for Dasein, Tracen ondo, Orfes song and the entire Winning Live 14
I want to watch the anime, do I just go from the first episode from the 2018 series or is Cinderella Gray better?
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>>529483664https://youtu.be/IfqQwUrcuWE
>>529485672a fan made it as a joke but apparently he actually plans to play
>>529485672Spire is probably the only roguelike his dogshit "fans" ever played, or it's the focus of his gay channel.
>>529485872You can watch shit out of order, think of it as an anthology in a way. CG is a lot more story/action heavy though, also the nicest looking so there is that. S1 is very SoL heavy in comparison.
>>529485339Ah yes, the Heidegger song. (She doesn't know who that is)
https://youtu.be/s6ZqNP9eSrI
>>529482278Gaben is a man of taste and disregards chink shit.
>>529486653yet he loves the flood of literal AI garbage and furry trash
curious! also ba is korean, not chinese, you stupid retard.
>b-b-but chink refers to slant eyes!steam constantly allows jap and chinese shit
>>529483664https://youtu.be/iOnmn-PqKLg?si=MO08Bxld0Lves2bW
Also, Grow Up Shine
Koi no Derby
Fallin Love
The NTR OP.
umadacchis stop being so fast..
>>529486979THERE IT IS! Was actually searching for that funky country song, thanks anon!
>>529482278Because BA's business model gravitates around selling images of underage schoolgirls in whore outfits. Why did those retards think Steam would gladly welcome their retarded shit, I'll never know.
>>529485672Because it plays like a roguelite ig
Monster Rancher would be a better comparison, but it's not as well known as sts
>>529485672>Normie see cards>Normie see roguelike>Normie think of StSThere you have it
>>529487648>selling images or even 3D models of huge tiddy bitches that are underage? BASED because it's chinese or japanese!>doing the same shit but based from south korea? CRINGE!yes yes mary we get it you hate best korea
>>529487927NTA but BA will probably get released, I think it's just delayed. Nexon isn't some literal who company. They are a billion dollar business and have worked with steam many times over the years, going as far as to collab with them. I highly highly doubt BA gets actually banned.
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>>529487927>NOO VALVE HATES KOREAno one cares about koreans
>>529479168Send her to class so she won't position like retard
>two weeks until Kitasan
>cygames fucked up team trials promotions and therefore carat distribution
>no good club rewards either
Cygames torpedoing this game for F2P niggas!
>>529482358>>529485806what super creek is op? No wonder my first wins were with bakushin and urara. Once I did another 10 pull ive been using diffrent sr supports.
>>529489905wait im looking through my support cards and I cant find where I got swinging maestro from. I never had super creek wtf.
>>529489164>cygames fucked up team trials promotions and therefore carat distributionNot my problem l m a o
>>529485379wait is it really slay the spire but horse girls?
>>529475524Artist source?