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>>529316607>NewsFahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://youtu.be/YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://youtu.be/KstN80dSn60
>Patch Noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/
>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy comboshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
I prefer the superior Kazama
>>529487340I'll be getting GoD really soon
mid
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>>529487524You niggas are such pussies
>h-how dare he make the threadsActing like women just cuz it's not your waifus as the OP
/aceg/ hates us cause they think tekken hogs all of bandais money and developers
ace combat 7 sold 6 million copies. tekken 8 will never sell that many in its entire lifetime
Just wait till $5 Steam sale
damn are jet/pilot games really that popular
Tekken 8 will not recover, they might fix the game and solve all gameplay problems and "joe tekken" who hasn't played since Eddy came out would still write hate tirades about the game on all platforms available to him while at the same time praising SF6 for the exact same things he is tearing T8 apart, the community has become to addicted to hating the game and tekken there is no comming back here.
i know how to fix tekken, don't worry
Murray will track down Joe Tekken with the help of Palantir and beat them up with Muay thai in their home until the retract all the bad things they said about Tekken
Guilty as charged
But damnit, it ain't right
There's someone else controlling me
hating on tekken 8 is a lot more fun than playing it
long ass wait for games like 20 min, but its 3am
>>529491323watchu up to blud
>>529491323You've been blocked by everyone playing
>>529491963Like he gets filtered by everyone on this thread
Why's Lili df3+4 homing? Should fix that next patch, fingers crossed. Also reduce the homing properties of her powercrush!
Blud thinks they're going to fix the tracking
Jins 1+2 is homing to the right. Nice to know! Jins Zen launcher has no recovery so you cant whiff punish! Nice to know. Get plugged faggot. Trash fucking garbage.
Why's Jin f4 lead into a mixup on block in Tekken 8, I can't even use my df1 to mid check the powercrush because it's i14. I gotta check him with my Xiaoyu df4 which is a 10 damage -4 i12 mid. Yeah man. Playing mind games against a range 3 counterhit launcher sounds reasonable. Just plugged whatever.
This guy is actually playing Tekken 8
Who actually cares about guest characters?
It seems like the only people that care about that shit are fgc retards on twitter
You are also a fat trog so disregarded
>the only tekgen who plays is a customization fag who ragequits every game
fix devil jin nigga then i will play
aight im off to sleep 3:44 new record
>>529493775may i join you in bed?
Somebody should post a picture of Lili
This nigger posts his ugly customs and uses this shit like his diary. Truly a waste of life
and you sit here all day reading it all lmao
>>529494082well thanks to tekgens hatred i will try to fix my life. i gotta have some balls and discipline im very risk averse.
>>529494278I SAID I EXPOSED MYSELF
>>529494278im applying a moral standard for the sake of posting on tekgen i recognized it was moving at snail pace so i was just breathing life into it by posting, see that im not spamming it 24/7 like before
TEKGEN MADE ME EXPOSE MYSELF
I woke up in a nightmare yet again
>>529494451>>529494432hmm i thought IEM and nightmare blogposters where the same people but these are just 15 seconds apart
ANON
EXPOSING HIMSELF
SCREAMING, HE YELLS
ABSOLUTE SPAMMING
Was playing Kazuya, did the F1+2 with the spinning move. Opponnent punishes with Lili and then wins, we go into 2nd set and he does the ballerina shit and then the full horn kick, and Im like goddam will I ever get better at the game and then I shut the game down and relax and then I grab the pillow and then go to sleep but I suddenly have a bad dream and wake up so I take my clothes off and then I
I, I
I EXPOSED MYSELF
Exposed guy finna head off on another holiday
I JUST WANTED MURRAY TO SAY HE LOVED ME BUT HE GOT ME BLOCKED ON TWITTER
WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE
I'M GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
AND
AND
AND
AND
EXPOSE MYSELF
how do we deal with this schizo?
If I could save myself from this hell
Go back and try not to expose myself
Stuck posting about it on /tekgen/
Left all alone, no family and no friends
DO I HAVE THE STRENGTH
TO NOT EXPOSE AGAIN
COVERING MYSELF UP
SILENCE VOICES IN MY HEAD
COULD I SAVE MYSELF FROM THIS HELL
GO BACK AND TRY NOT TO EXPOSE MYSELF
>>529487650SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE THREAD
I fell on the poster above me and broke all his bones, starting a go fund me for his hospital bills
why did they turn heihachi into a stance character?
>>529496016His stance is mostly used in combos and knowledge check flowcharts
>>529496116Her sister is bigger everywhere
Yes, even below
>>529496016tekken 4 aesthetically peaked and weโve been falling downhill since
Fuck Heihachi why did they turn Jin into a stance character
>>529496187Jin is an everything character
>waaaaah
nigga shut up
all of you
>>529496162idc about brunettes
>>529496141he has legitimate stance pressure it's not just knowledge checks. after f4 for example
is this guy cheating
https://x.com/i/status/1939737258200060096
>Tekken 4 atmosphere
>Tekken 5 DR gameplay
>Tekken 6 customization
>Tekken 8 training mode
>Street Fighter 6 netcode
the best fighting game ever made
>>529496368You forgot Bridget
>>529496273You're missing out
>>529496368>Street Fighter 6 netcodeIs it actually good?
I tried SF5 and the netcode there was terrible, had a lot of lag playing against someone who I had no issues with playing against in T7
posers are hyping discord resurrection again
>>529496141The knowledge checky stance is raijin, fujin is legit and using f3 into stance is legit especially since f3 tracks left.
dick jab invalidates all of Heihachis stance stuff
>>529496458We all know you do
I want to dress up in womenโs clothing and get fucked as hard as possible
>>529496474It's like the best netcode in this genre
>>529487650cope harder LTGnigger
>>529496574i like my bunnies blonde
Why can't Anna and Nina just be friends?
Grabbing bitches in my tuc
nina is jealous anna's penis is bigger than hers
>>529495305next time for sure
game kinda sucks lowkey....
It just hit me that the ling nigger is the zafina schizo from t7 lmao same fucking tranny costumes and colors
how does it feel to be the slowest retard in retard general
says a lot about tekken......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
That agp kid kinda cute not gonna lie as long as he doesnโt spam as much as before he good in my book
>>529498146Is he aware he only plays shit video games?
you just want to fuck her
The kids in the dbd voice chat love mainman they treat him like royalty itโs cool to see our boy Mainman being loved like that
True, he also loves children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-h3c2VnA7A
>>529496536Genuinely one of the worst options you can choose. You get launched if he goes 34 (one of the most common options to loop frames) and you get low parried if he cancels the stance. If you want to contest do df1 and you want to respect it do SSR block.
>>529498146whens the last time he played Tekken 8?
I'm a dumb fucking retard kill me
Itโs 5am canโt sleep hearing weird noises
any minor thing can trigger my mental illness.
Thereโs a dog barking he sounds real cute kek other than that I hear weird noises
>>529498202people don't want to watch good video games, they want to watch other people play shit video games they are addicted to so they don't have to
this is why streamers are forced to play shit video games
I'm gonna do it
The disease is part of the high
There's nothing to fear
I want the mark of a lifetime
>>529500346boys shouldn't be that pretty
>>529500604LEO is and always will be this pretty!
>>529500346LEO is filter md5
>>529490085Where it belongs
>Capcom collabs with Korea's biggest kpop group
>Bamco...sends Murray to a random village in Thailand
This is embarrassing...
>k-pop
bamco w in this case tbdesu
unfortunately it's not dead yet
>>529501653absolute cringe
whoever made this should be shot
>>529501653based as fuck
whoever made this is skilled and should be praised
What is it with faggots and K-pop?
>>529501982>mfw i get to nut inside this every night
>>529502189"People" who like k-pop aren't actually people, they're drones
Is fahkumram show today or tomorrow?
OOOOAH
every day is fahkumram show
who is his next victim? find out on 7th of July
the next victim is tekken as a whole
can't wait to get permachipped and pushed to a wall by fahk doing wr3 bf4 bf4 wr3 wr3 bf4 wr3 bf4 in heat and then eating the 50 damage install unblockable charge
Load/Reload/St.Anger era, endure more 10 years
They're so arrogant and retarded that they actually thought adding Fahk back to the game would be a good idea well received by the players
It's almost impressive how stupid they are
I for one love plus on block mids with little counter play, tat is why I am excited for Fahkumran
I told you they're more schizophrenic than any Tekken player
The pain goes on
On and on
Yeayeayea i drive in my tuc don't give a fuck
Bitches be bitching on xitter but i'm in my tuc see me give a fuck
Oh yeaaaaah dropping my bad boy fahk on these niggas hell yeaaah
Measly bitches all day bitching unable to get bitches but i sit in my tuc don't give a fuck laugh at you niggas fidges drop my boy fahk i'm chillin in my tuc
king nothing and fuel go hard thoughever
yeah those are Tekken 7 month 1 offline and Tekken season 2 week 1
I just had another severe fatigue wave that put me out of commission for half an hour. I think I have the will to carry on for at least another hour before it comes back.
Boredoms? great band great great band
my life was all just for nothing
I don't think boredom cripples you and forces you to lay down
boredom does worse to me than anything else in life, i think there's a sort of survival instinct when things happen and it makes you move and do things, but when you're bored you just get into this unbearable inability to do anything and yes, i do lay down when bored
jin main btw
>>529501653i get it i get this reference!!
jesus shut the fuck up retard. There is a substantial difference between your eyes feeling like they're going to explode then laying down and laying down because there's nothing to do.
jin is so fucking cool...
blud is so bored that his eyes are popping off
congratulations on your transition you type just like a woman and have the same fake "migraines" too
i seriously hope bamco goes bankrupt i genuinely do not think there is a worse company in the videogame industry right now
if they added eliza, i could forgive hnm
but i wont forget
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is (soul is)
I don't know where my home is
And baby, all I need for you to know is
>i'm so fatigued that my eyes hurt!!
>i better spend my time staring at a screen then
go get busy lil bro
>>529505090Capcom is much worse somehow and so are their brainless company loyalists
>>529505090koei is pretty shit
Nintendo Switch 2 Surpasses 5 Million Units Sold in First Month, Marking Historic Launch
You can't play on broken strings
You can't feel anything
That your heart don't want to feel
I can't tell you something that ain't real
Oh, the truth hurts and lies worse
How can I give anymore
When I love you a little less than before?
its hard to accept that im such a mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjAIN4sNr5w
medus finally went back to iran to enlist and kill the juice
Bro medusa ain't surviving 5 minutes there he's getting killed by his "own people" nigga ain't iranian he doesn't know what eating shit means
my birth is rumored to be a mistake
ugh
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>>529487376 (OP)I need Anna to tuck me into bed and kiss me good night
I need Anna to put me in a coma
people like medus are a cancer in western society
coincidentally he is also right that he is allowed to be a cancer here thanks to the jews so they are also to blame
wish murica just nuked the whole middle east and northern africa
>>529505717In the top 10 of best tekken tracks for sure.
Big nose vs 100 niggers, who wins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flVVZb3v5-U
>>529506408king jae solos
xiaoyu has mycosis on her feet
They should make a spin off Tekken game about street racing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSv8e_FqdH8
K-Slop collab: no engagement, trash, overdone
Murray in a cart in Thailand: blows up internet
no one even knows who murray is
Someone should've blown up Murray in a cart in Thailand, if you know what I mean hehe
Anna doesn't let me leave for work in the morning without the mandatory shower sex
>>529507129do you enjoy her special brown soap too?
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED
The next map
how do i know if I will pass? it seems too great a risk to take
A maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, wish you never ever met her at all
>>529508221You won't.
Even the famous trans as Hunter Schafer are clearly males when you meet them in real life.
They only pass with lots of make ups and good ilumnation and filters you can only use in movies and photography.
Not in real life.
Made for me to grope at every opportunity possible
>>529506798yep thats a hopkick
>>529509837do you ever do anything other than post modded screenshots
>>529509837i just wanna eat annas shit bros...
imagine being a shota butler working in lili's mansion
I summon the spirit of Arturo Sanchez to cleanse this thread of faggots.
>>529510264Yes i also jack off to Anna 10 times a day
>>529510602But then there'd be no posters left.
>this thread is fag
>*keeps coming to this thread*
someone can't accept their new found sexuality
>>529510707not physically possible
>>529510987Wish he hadn't abandoned us
He's one of the few entertaining tekken streamers, everyone else is either a shill, utterly boring or some sort of brown on welfare
I love peeling my toenails off
psoriasis made my toenails an overgrown mess
Where's Jin and Xiaoyu secret moments?
>>529511461We can rebuild again. This time by gatekeeping sexual degenerates and those that society normally ostracizes instead of giving them a safe space.
>>529511910>this thread is fagGreat point there pal
we're all gay as fuck here and proud
i don't main kazuya but i'll pretend to be gay anyway
Stop being hostile
All my homies are gay
So don't arouse me, fool
Weird cause there is a difference between me and you, you godless invader you're so fucking lucky the EU exists or you'd be fucking goats.
medusa clinging to his last piece of relevancy lmao
Raped
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>Alright Mr. Medusa, show me where the Rabbi touched you.
>>529513565>>529513926we hate jews here but this is honestly pathetic
>>529513969Muslims / Jews are two sides of the same scum to me.
I KNEW this nigger was retarded, watching him get carried in Tekken 8 breaks my heart.
kingrey is our noah the prodigy
kingrey winning anything or even placing is all the proof you need that asuka is retardedly broken and unbalanced
what we need is a little girl as the new character to bait pedophiles into giving bamco their cash
just look at gachas like blue archive for instance, tons of niggas there
>Retarded nigger zoomer, ugly as sin sub-human with a Jew nose.
>Placing higher than legends with 20+ years experience.
I'm tired bros....
>>529513565Pure Globohomo speak.
>>529506732now i'm listening to the night runners soundtrack
what's wrong with lili's nose
it's not up my hairy asshole
Look into the eyes of what you have been abandoned for
Asuka's hairy chocolate starfish...
>>529516139>his braindead easy tournament character gets removed>permanent pool drowner
>>529516891Yeah but he's right about TWT & Tekken Team though so what's the point of shitting on him?
>>529516671this nigga been playing since 6 thougheverbeit
>>529517110it's fun
another one to add in the long list of frauds like sukuma and anakin
>>529517156Yeah and he's been playing since an infant and is STILL shit and RETARDED. Thanks for pointing that out.
asuka would force lili to clean her dirty asshole with that tongue of hers
zaf
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kkokkoma has finally stopped playing Feng
align
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>>529516601NOTHING. THE NOSE IS PERFECT.
STAY AWAY DOCTOR KIM
NO MORE CRIMES TODAY
>>529517401hopefully she is killed in 7 days and he goes into suicidal spiral again
>>529517707no we hope she isn't killed in 7 days so he has some new woman to crossplay at events
>>529517427lili needs aespa treatment
dr kim's magnum opus
>>529517401AI Translation of Chink Babble:
In Simple Terms:
Kkokkoma is a top Tekken 8 player whoโs still winning but feeling worn out. Playing so much is making him less happy, and heโs not enjoying the game or characters as much. The gameโs fast pace and updates might be adding to his stress. Others are cheering him but also worried, telling him to take care of himself. This matches what experts say about gaming burnoutโtoo much can hurt your mind if you donโt rest.
>>529515752she deserves a husband who actually cares about her...
>>529516139>I seriously believe there's a huge need of a total company restructure when it comes to TekkenAgreed, it's ran unacceptably bad, both on a management and development level
Murray is the worst community manager in history and all HMN seem to be capable of these days is pissing fans off, and I don't mean just the hyperbolic whiners on twitter but also the actual fans who are beyond jaded and simply don't post anything about the game anymore
Their PR is actively causing harm and financial issues, Murray and Harada still have a massive ego after Tekken 7 players sucked them off and they are ridiculously slow at patching the game
Not to mention basic shit like just detecting and banning cheaters, which is a growing problem they're willing to just ignore
>>529518023His name
IS STEVE
>>529518128>Not to mention basic shit like just detecting and banning cheatersSo much this, any company worth it's salt would have this solved within a month of release (If not already dealt with before release EAC and companies like that exist now)
They have allowed a cottage industry of Tekken cheaters to evolve and they will not be going anywhere until there is no money left in it. So thanks now ranked is even more meaningless than in Tekken 7 where people could hack any rank they wanted or plug for the rest of time.
people complaining about kazuya ws1+2 are literally mouth breathers
I like him just fine
But he's a mouth breather
tananana tananananaanana tananananananan
>>529518975Now that CD1+2 exists nobody cares, it was a really retarded move to give him design wise but now he has true neutral skip moves.
>>529518485It took these incompetent clowns like 4 months after launch to display disconnect percentages
People go on about the gameplay but the gameplay is just a symptom of the core issue, which is the completely dysfunctional management of the game and series
I'm sure many of the developers are decent, many are probably retarded (japan is terrible at software) but the even if the developers identify and issue, they need to get approval for shit and time allocation to actually fix it
>>529519215The most hilarious part of all of this is they have used Unreal Engine for all of their projects, half of the shit they need is probably already developed.
Hey atleast they know how to use default UE5 assets to sell back to us!
member the battle pass and the BALL
all these new 2d/tag fighters entering the market, while 3d has Tekken and VF
Injustice HAS to be 3D, would be perfect since it's the 3rd entry and Tekken is kind of in the shitter right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvO_2O6ikls
Harada this Jeet got EAC running IN 20 FUCKING MINUTES.
I wanna play as Batman in a 3d fighting game, would be fun as fuck
>>529520676>this Jeethey
RUDE
>>529520873He is a sub-human street shitting scum, however he did what 100's of Japs have failed to do in the past year in 20 minutes.
>>529520676>the accentI can't fucking take these sars seriously, holy kek
>>529520676Hey look at that Harada, it's directly implemented into the licence YOU already pay for. Are you just dense or are you the laziest Jap to ever be born??
>>529520676the hilarious part is that it's directly implemented when you use/pay UE5 and they're still unable to fix the game. Like imagine japanese coders dealing with C++
Yeah the anti cheat will for sure be worth it and stop people from cheating
Post your wavu if you are stupid enough to believe that.
>>529518975it's funny because the original post wasn't even about the power level of the move, just that it makes kazuya one dimensional to play and removes mindgames from the character which they have done with a lot of other characters in T8too
but retarded kazuyacucks are unable to understand that and just went all in on downplaying the move in the stupidest of ways while frothing at the mouth
really shows why xitter is a worthless forum for anything related to tekken
every negro is DESPERATE to play the "beg for buffs/nerfs" minigame in hopes that murray-senpai might see them
wink
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>>529522063if i were terry, i would have done terrible things to andy and even more terrible things to mai's body...
I don't want anti cheat because they'll fuck it up somehow and you'll be banned for not doing anything
code vein 2, digimon story: time stranger, ace combat 8. Yeah, I'm thinking Bamco is back, baby.
>>529496774no it isn't. play more games.
my favorite is getting ranked penalties for disconnecting in a lobby game
>>529522625Couldn't give less of a shit about those.
not unless a female is my toilet
I could give less shits but I just don't want to
shrek
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>>529522625You forgot Tales of. We eating GOOD.
>>529517859She is his magnum opus.
Back to the more important things in life and Tekken..
>>529524858where's that guy who said the tekken studio was tiny and didn't do anything other than tekken so you gotta go easy on them.
blud said fahkumram's lore oh lord
>>529524858this is true but a little outdated. bamco and ilca made a new studio just for ace combat a few years ago: https://www.bnaces.co.jp/en/
>>529524858Where do I fit into all of this?
>>529525682>.... and thank you, the player.
>>529524858lmao they really should have bought fromsoft when they had the chance.
>>529521745that listening to the community bit is a grift. Yes we are writing down all of your feedback, no we are not implementing any of it
my semen is for lili only
if you block anyone critical of the game on twitter, that means you have less words to translate to the dev team
To:BandaiNamco
From:michaelmurray@hotmail.com
No complaints on my end,
keep up the great work
Another casualty
Done waiting patiently
Call me your majesty
Don't take too long
It's my reality
Under the canopy
Of moonlit tragedy
I don't belong!
>>529529654why hasn't she filed a restraining order
They do listen to the community. That's why we got season 2. They somehow implemented the ideas of the retards
should i focus on azami or valkyrie on defender bros?
saars buff the jin he week
>>529529779Actually the start of season 2 was them quite literally not listening to the community, hence the colossal disaster it was which pissed off everyone. The patches they've done afterwards ARE them listening to the community, but only bit by bit.
>>529528982you say that but asuka players whined like bitches since beta > fast forward and asuka is buffed in every single patch to retard status
lee players trying to emulate this in season 2 and so far they got one revert/buff patch already during a time when everyone is supposed to be getting nerfed
sure they don't listen to anything reasonable but if you are a raving lunatic with big enough voice they might just randomly add in your crackpot balance changes
>>529529625mogged by lili
>>529529772I don't think that's a thing in Tekkens world
>>529530182its confirmation bias, they were going to buff asuka anyways but now the constant asuka downplayers think THEY are the reason
>>529530582explain the lee revertbuffs then
who's the mira of tekken?
>>529531262they can't read or understand english it's so over for tekken twitter feeback-cels
y'all niggas think Harada blocked Arslan by mistake
oh my days
>>529532113that was a malaysian
>>529532194malaysians are moonsault slayer fanfiction, we proved this yesterday
>>529531903Why are her tits compressed by the bikini, what is that thing made out of?
junny
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Jin's mom...
>>529530182If that's the best hope then there is no reason to give your energy to this shit at all.
I for one hate that learning Tekken use to be something of a skill, like someone good at DOTA you could really tell the time and energy put into learning and implementing things.
I really feel like the line between a "good" and "bad" player has been irreconcilable damaged. Especially after season 2, side step and wakeups feel literally straight out of Soul Calibur.
>>529532194... I wish women were real
>>529530182We should test this hypothesis by someone going maniac on twitter all day everyday about one character
>>529531903she's kind of hot
>>529532682"How do you feel about mixed race kids, Miss Jun?"
how women dress themselves if gay men didn't dictate the fashion meta
fashion is an unbelievably retarded concept and I pity anyone partaking in it that isn't on the profiting side
Women should dress like Jun no matter where in the world honestly like look how majestic this is
i bet lili smells really nice
I smell like shit and cum
pro players and retarded devs deserve lying to each other
>>529536586sooooo true arslan! asuka and lars really deserved those season 2 buffs!
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>>529538431cousinfucker and blind retard linked up??
I bet lili's sharting smells like mint
>>529539104KEEP IT KEEP IT KEEP IT
>>529539104>blind retardi like that. i'm gonna use it now
eddy keeps tripping me up no matter how much i lab. FFFFFFFUCckkkk
So when is tekken x K slop collab?
It's happening eventually.
why is she wearing diapers?
>>529524858Pokken 2 will fix the franchise
Would be funny if tekken collabed with a boy band
>>529540114man this bitch don't play no video games man
I'm glad SKG failed horribly.
>>529540114>It's happening eventually.it won't happen because k-pop is a global phenomenon and too many people like it for the retard devs to make it happen
I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM A MAN OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY LILI UGHHHHHHH
>>529524858so 257 developers divided by 3 carry the japanese office lady, that's 85 people working on the Tekken franchise at any given moment. I guess when you look at it from that perspective, it's no wonder 10 balance changes takes an entire month
i'm a straight white man and I play lili
>>529543725yeah whatever you say sis.
hello am new plyer from bangladesh
what champion is for rock paper scissors gameplay?
t6NA
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why has NA fallen off so hard?
I'm a straight white man and i want to have kids with the Williams sisters
>>529544020sugar tank status?
>>529544175I miss nin....
>>529544175we dont want to play this shit game
>>529544175homefield advantage and there were a lot of homeless in atlanta at that time
>>529544175If this is the tournament I think it is then knee wasn't in tip top form cause he and nin were fighting over shit and nin sabotaged him
>>529529772She likes it deep down.
arsl
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marduk's tackle will become unbreakable in heat
Nigga there won't be a season 3
>>529540114She's a Ling player...
>>529546339considering season 3 will probably happen, how many of the dlc characters do you think will have install mechanics?
what compels someone to copy sf5 mechanics?
>>529546837>street fighter did it so we must do it too!
I hope Tekken 8 will be able to find enough money for the 2025 TWT championship and not regress back to $15,000 for the grand prize
>>529487581It's her rose-tinted pov.
I just filled my 10th customization slot for Xiaoyu.
>>529544175na players back then were just better
>>529547632what do the korean squigglies say
>>529547748top american player known for his poking style and experience in tekken games
i don't care about gameplay
only about cute girls
My farts are more interesting then the crap being discussed here
>>529548191same
next game could be tekken dancing all night for all I care
what would be some interesting topics and or points of discussion to talk about here instead of the fart level talk. I would like to partake in compelling conversation related to the tekken franchise
>>529548502Are you saying Lili isn't cute?
>>529548798the what franchise?
72d
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>>529548798Areola sizes of the female tekken roster
>>529549089Asuka has the largest.
imagine talking about tekken 8
one day until we get pure platinum shitposting material from murray's thailand escapades
windmill windmill for the land
It's not even that capcom won
Tekken just lost
>>529549272Im thinking Jun
they're not going to nerf your opp lil bro
r8 s1 gameplay
r8 current s2 gameplay
>s1 gameplay
5/10 - boring because heat forces players to go in every round
>current s2 gameplay
3/10 - shit because characters were redesigned to go in even harder every round. health increase and damage nerfs force more interactions per round and i get burned out playing a single set
>women compliment me
yeah probably just trying to be polite and kind
>men compliment me
holy shit I am actually worth it and it's amazing
>>529544175because arcades died
T8 S2 = kek
T8 S1 = consistently around 4/10
T7 = 2/10 (Lei/Marduk shitters) to 8/10 (fair character vs fair character)
Tag 2 = 1/10 online. 10/10 if offline vs fair characters.
holy shit Ace Combat story is gay, gay mecha tier
tekken 4 and 6 are the only tekken games worth mentioning
>>529552079tag 2 is the goat of all goats if you just play 1v1 without tags.
i think jin is overrated now
>>529553034this movie will either be the greatest thing known to mankind or some flop like borderlands movie
>>529553034Hey buddy, we don't take kindly to off-topic posts here.
Street Fighter is more on topic than Fahl, Anna and new char
ALL MY NIGGAS TEKKEN PLAYERS HEIL HITLER
asuka is broken i agree but when you ask why people will say stupid shit like cancans and parrries even though shes had that shit for 20 years. Nobody ever brings up her +8 kick or +99 wr1+2 or AHO BOKE or that fact that she has unironic gorilla damage (which made since in s1 when she was forced to play shitty retarded defense counter hit and launch fishing) but is unnecessary in s2 since she now has generic plus on block pressure moves
youre gonna regret posting that gif when we get the israeli fighter in december
I just want to have sex with Lili
I hope i get to suck on Anna's tits before i pass away
It's really not that good, both
>>529554184How do you know? Maybe Anna's breasts are the best thing since sliced bread
The Tekken 8 of car companies
>>529555721No that would be like...What company has good looking cars that are really shit internally..Aston Martin?
>>529556361Somehting Italian, like Alfa Romeo
>guy plugs me
>queue up with a 0% disconnect
>same guy
wow.... just... wow
Will Tekken even get pity 15 minutes of screentime at the Bamco showcase?
What do you think bruvs
you want working onrine????
don't ask me for shit! lol!!!!
>>529540114K-popfags are not human and I'm tired of you brainless drones spamming your shit tastes all over the internet
3 minutes of Murray narrating his vacation in Thailand then 30 seconds of repeated Fahk info and then Ace Combat 8 announcement enjoy
>>52955752010 minutes of pitch black screen with Lili moaning in the background
>>529550842>s1 gameplayBad, insanely imbalanced, plus frames gallore
>s2 gameplayBetter objectively better than s1, some same issues remain but are not as severe
In July 7th SF gets aespa
In July 7th Tekken gets....fahkumram
Sex with a 8/10+ girl isn't overrated at all but asking for one who isn't crazy and won't ruin your life is like asking for the fucking moon at this point in human civilisation
Is every fap session equally satisfying? Is every orgasm you have equally long and pleasant? No, right? Sex is the same way.
>>529560968>Is every orgasm you have equally long and pleasant?Would be if it was with Lili
tekgen
1122
EU LOBBY is back with another edition
sex with lili would look very awkward because of her height
>>529562347Even if it was true(it's not) not for me lol i got a solid 6 cm over her
>>529563056180 cm is not normal for a woman even in scandinavia
you fuckers are legit like a broken record and it's a george calin one
>>529563732You're right, we haven't had Anna in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBk_-2hpPmM
it's up
dead genre
dead game
dead general
how am I gonna tell a woman that one time I exposed myself
dead mau5
deadmau 5
dead mau 5
Can't wait for season 3 comeback
>Wan..Two..Fhree..Four..One,Two, Fhree, Four, Faif, Siix, wooo-yeah!
How do you reply without sound mad?
statistics expert with a psychology degree
Theres no way t8 is getting fixed ,but it is so strange that they are not even trying. It really doesnt take 3 months to fix the fucking game.
>but it is so strange that they are not even trying
>strange
I hate 17ers so much
>Wan..Two..Fhree..Four. Wan, Two, Fhree, Four, Fivef, Seex, Woo-Yeah!
How do you reply without sounding mad?
>>529569680I look like this.
I'd like to thank Tekken 7 for being so shit it got me to branch out into 2d games and curb my Tekken addiction even if only for a short time and I'd like to thank Tekken 8 for being so shit it killed any interest I had in playing Tekken and any future versions of Tekken again.
I bought MK1 and Cyberpunk on launch, but I'll never buy Tekken 8
i bought a men's magazine
ps I lied, but I won't say what post is mine
i bought lili's underwear
i didn't buy shit cause i'm poor due to spending too much on tekken 8 shop
>>529571802That's ambiguous.
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Something's getting in the way.
Something's just about to break.
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jun.
As I burn another page,
As I look the other way.
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jun.
>>529573936Game ends in 2 launchers lol
>Wow due OFF OF 1 MISTAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCt_19PxAMw
jdcr invented running away
>>529574178That why in korea they played t6 with 210 hp instead of 180 on arcades
>>529574705It's called Korean Backdash.
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i had sex today from a hookup. it was my first time. my dick going in and out of her vagina did not feel good honestly. it didnt really feel like much. i used a condom. why is this
>>529579805Your dick only works with Reina
>>529579805>sexthat's awful and I'm sorry it happened to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WveN8U1K_AI
konami won
>>529579763I almost fell for the rage bait, bravo
Id understand a showcase for the new character or Armor king....but Fahkumram?
we will find out on July 3rd whether the July 7th patch will be any good or not
>>529579763Pretty much true except for yoshi and Steve
>>529579763Mishima player?
>>529583175The collab is staying longer in Tekken than the movie itself in cinemas.
>>529584498what the fuck is he saying
>>529584756he hopes that vf comes back so he can rip off from it
>>529584756According to grok
"From this post it appears Tekken project producer Katsuhiro Harada is playfully ribbing on SEGA fighting game franchise Virtua Fighter - he hopes that the series continues with a new entry so he can endeavour to compete with it again".
Whenever Anna isn't on the screen people should ask: "Where is Anna?"
>>529579805You jerked off too much. Lots of guys dont orgasm their first time having sex thinking it'll be like porn and it really isnt
>>529587217yeah. how do i fix this? just stop jacking off? i cant be like this if i want to have a future gf bros.
>>529587414Unironically yes. Im assuming that since you post on 4chan (especially vg which is all softcore porn gachaslop) you're a porn addicted gooner. Cut back some so your brain can rewire a little
>>529587217You know, I was going to ask you why you bothered to reply to a non-sequitur anonbabble post but then I realized it might be one of you engaging with yourself.
Has tekgen broken my mind?
>people whove had sex come to this general
you cant expect me to believe this
>>529588040I've had sex with Rosie Palms.
it's legit not that good unless you make with someone you love or if you're nymphomaniac
>>529587971I only responded to him cause my buddy said the same shit the first time he had sex and it upset him for a while so I thought maybe the dude wasnt lying
You ever use photo mode ot look at stuff, some of the sideline npc are horrific abominations begging to get murdered by kazuya
>>529588903Its fun to look at stuff you weren't really meant to pay attention too
>>529589163This is a game in 2025
>>529589738if they were any more detailed the game would be too taxing to run on the average pc
these are the sacrifices that get made so your plastic dolls can sweat and get dirty
or you can just ban 3rd world from playing
>>529589738Way better than, let's say, Street Fighter 6 and COTW.
I use this power to render sweat and dirt...
there are many secrets in this game
Way better than, let's say
gm only beat arslan cause he play lee
itd be nice to be mentally stable enough to play tekken, and to have a modicum of talent
he's still being thankful......
>>529589738>>529588637uneducated fucks, ywnb a dev
NPCs in 6 and 5 looked good piratesoftware
>nigga trips on the snow
>white guy tries to pick up a penny
>nigga stands up and has a chimpout
NOT A DRILL TEKKEN 8 COLLAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLWKX3zbxM
time to take a trip down memory lane
>>529597843>goonerbait game
where the FUCK IS MY ATELIER COLLAB????
tekken 7 season 2 got negan, Tekken 8 gets 4 recycled DLC?!
>>529599951tekken 8 should be below mvc2
Tekken vs Archie character list idea
TEKKEN
Kazuya Mishima
Heihachi Mishima
Jin Kazama
Lili Rochefort
Hwoarang
Yoshimitsu
Asuka Kazama
King
Alisa Bosconovitch
Paul Phoenix
ARCHIE
Sonic the Hedgehog
Archie Andrews
Sabrina Spellman
Knuckles the Echidna
Shadow the Hedgehog
Jughead Jones
Betty Cooper
Veronica Lodge
Amy Rose
Mega Man
Open source T5DR with rollback finna stop the EVO charts
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ymir
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i win
get ready for the next battle! be sure to tune in to evo las vegas 2025 for...
...
... armor king gameplay...
>>529602042we got crazy people in this thread, people that play tekken 8
>>529599951is mk1 really that bad
there won't be a next battle, i'll make sure of it
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haha
Mk1 is literally a dead game that had an EOS
>>529602390bump yamato anon
>>529602402yeah it's a disgrace to the mkino franchise
>>529602413Fixed it for you
I asked my magic 8 ball if the fahk patch was going to improve the game.
It said outlook not so good.
this is how your korean idols behave
>>529603745Well this image said so too
>>529603906i can imagine lowhigh saying that
>>529603932magic 8 ball will the fahk patch make the game worse?
>>529604328M you bitch nigga stop rigging the vote
>>529603932Will Fahk save the game
>>529603932WILL FAHK SAVE THE GAME??????
Harada created Leo and for that I'm thankful
>>529605253without this boy I would've KILLED MYSELF a long time ago
i never wanted to be this way
leo has a bigger penis than me, i checked
>>529604934did they really need to nerf devil jin again?
>posting on /v/ instead of here
Fuck you disloyal waifukeks
>>529607707why are you on /v/
>>529607786Cuz I FUCKING feel like being there.
>>529607829>scatposter plays deadlockFunny
my wife anna is a disloyal whore and i love it!
i might have to start payment plans for food
>>529599951Where is Tekken 5 DR?
>>529612848in the bin, where it belongs
>>529613039The bin is full of T8 already.
Atleast S1 was fun in a slop kind of way. S2 is just as retarded but also boring as fuck.
Generational Achievement 7
Mortifying Failure 8
today is the day murray driving in a tuktuk saves tekken
>>529613763what if i stopped murray?
every time i see a woman's ass i always imagine them brapping now
tenryu timmy thinks the game is fun no shit
200 hp = pokes bad and game terrible
your character has to be uber busted to win without throwing out safe df2s and praying
Are pokes really bad? They deal damage with no white health
Im surreally bad at this game. These types of people can be better than me:
>an 80 IQ retard with a couple hundred hours played
>a woman who doesn't play the game critically and plays in the most casual way possible while reading chat and mashing random buttons
>a hardstuck silver in 10 seasons league player
>a negro who vibes with the game mashing on dragunov in 1k hours
>paul players who spam evasive shoulder gimmicks with no critical reflection and play 20000 games and still use 3,2 over and over again and get launched every time
>anyone that can breath or do anything or move their hands, with minimal effort
murray's thailand sexcapades?
need that
first game of the day a tekken god jack that ducks like 8 of my lows straight even when im not in range
>welcome to /tekgen/ how tough are ya?
how tough am I?? I play Leroy
>Hehe thats not so tough
...In Tekken 8....
>right this way sir
>>529616986tekkens not a game about frames or logic, it's about having the sauze, of mashing random buttons and feeling how they vibe and mesh together like dancing salsa
i hope murray stays in thailand
fuck that corny mayo ass nigga
shitten 8 s2 transcends how bad something can be in a scale
this game is so offensively bad i want the series to die. just kill the series.
There's literally no reason to keep this thread going
Merge with fgg
nigga shut your faggot ass up bitch
/tekgen/ is eternal
>>529616631Whoever gets the 2nd combo wins the game
>>529617295>do I do my plus sidestep high?>or plus sidestep midโฆ>maybe looping pressure from lows until you guess right?much to think aboutโฆ
who are you guys replying to you arent linking anyones posts it feels very hostile and i dont like it
it wasnt always hostile it was memey and funny but i think people are kinda bored of the game so the environment isnt as cool as it was when the game was better
i uninstalled in season 1
/tekgen/ and /neog/ must continue holding on no matter what so that /sfg/ can keep laughing at us we must ENDURE
>>529618952im gonna be real i have no idea how streetfighter finds more to talk about those niggas are just activating slurm and pushing each other to wall back and forth
>>529618513ya but it all sucks also his lows arent real pressure, any low out of stance ends his pressure effectively. I think out of hermit 3,4 and b4 are pretty minus on hit, and hellsweep with b3 both punches is decent but it ends your pressure
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ive plugged 8 times in 2 days often in the first round
too late i already saved that image
>>529619406my character is so hard that I donโt know that my stance lows are plus on hit
the archives are right there bro
>>529620103I just checked hermit 3,4 on hit and thats +1 you fucking mong what the fuck am i going to do on +1???? finger my ass??? you fucking retard?????
>>52961940624er utterly shocked that a character has weaknesses in some part of their game
but the iconoclastic vibe is gone...
>>529620316there's like never a leroy anywhere near top 8 nigga
>>529620260>pretty minus on hitdeflect more fugreen
>>529620745you know what i meant you bastard. +1 on hit in this game is practically minus this isnt goddamn fuckin street fighter, Im not going to ex shoryuken in that single frame. Colloquially, in this community, plus on hit should mean I can do a goddamn fucking action and have it connect in some way if im in range
>>529621235minus on hit and plus on hit have always meant exactly what they say retard
literally learn to play
i think the game is called enjoying life, phiddy
>>52962155110 hours is actually too much overall the optimal is 8.5-9
https://x.com/onibakuman/status/1940282089263477188
>>529487376 (OP)Arslan banned by IESF for doping? What's going on?
https://x.com/onibakuman/status/1940282089263477188
https://x.com/onibakuman/status/1940282089263477188
>>529623570>anabolic steroidsso it's his weight lifting roids or something?
our guy can't stop playing the best tekken ever bros
he's just waiting for the best patch ever in 5 days
>>529623570lol what
i guess he might be on TRT or something because Arslan looks DYEL as fuck to be on gear
>>529623570WTF. Also does this even matter, who tf are the IESF
life goes on and on
like all of my pain
>>529623570>It's realWhy did he do it...
https://iesf.org/wec22-anti-doping/
iesf
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KEK
>>529624875you shall
>LIVE
It's too late for me, I'm already dead.
>>529623570wtf is the iesf
IESF thing is a nothingburger besides being embarrassing. Shit is a random tournament filled with literal whos, and the winners get like 10k
>>529625176https://liquipedia.net/fighters/IeSF
a tournament series
>>529623570>It's ok when JDCR does it
OK but why is he taking steroids that'll backfire, often severely so over time
Wtf I thought Arslan was natty
>>52962518510k is like a tekken world cup
>>529625185>IESF thing is a nothingburger besides being embarrassing.Well, getting exposed by an embarrassing thing.....
>>529625397to look good on social media
>>529623570Arslan Ash
The Jon Jones of Tekken scene
>>529625778Did you win big tournies 5 times and get caught doping?
I wish that's what I did but unfortunately I laid bare my micropenis
>>529626052who is cormier
>>529623570HAHAHHAHAH THIS FUCKING JEET JUICED FOR THE MOST AVERAGE PHYSIQUE EVER???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A
Fuck off LTG bro something interesting is actually happening.
And we can talk about when I make the next thread.
J-Jeondding is natty r-right
Jeets really need to juice to have a fraction of our power
Khan was natty. That's why he smoked Asslan
damn i love rimjobs bros
i wish anna rimmed me
my asshole is literally never clean
anna could clean it up for you
You WILL be watching his Fahkumram showcase in 10 hours. Am I clear?
idk murray
sometimes i stay up late, sometimes i dont
i dont see why i should for fahk
johnding is juiced to the gills
I stopped caring for Tekken 8. I am just jerking off to Llli, Nina, Lidia and Leo. And sometimes the other females too.
>and Leo
do you imagine yourself topping him or him topping you
>>529629095Obviously topping him. I want to make out with him while pounding his ass and teasing his tiny cock with my big manly hands.
I almost forgot about the showcase. I have nothing in my life so I have to give myself reasons to live. Watching this will be my current reason to exist.
>>529627395obviously juiced
the eye test never fails
also roids are super common in korea
Yeah that's cool but when is arslan getting exposed for using amphetamine based drugs?
arslan souqmadiq vs anti doping agencies
pretty much every person that ""competes"" in ""esports"" is on addy
Guys if Arslan is willing to ''Cheat'' just to get a body you can achieve with 1-2 years of gym work.
What else has he cheated on? Surely this is an indication of a weak character.
the most embarrassing part for arslan is that he only looks like that after roids
>>529623570Holy fuck.
I solemnly apologize to Arslan.
I used to call him Flukistan, and I was fucking wrong.
It wasnโt luck at all, lol. It was something else.
He didn't even try to do it naturally, nigger you just need chicken breasts and broccoli.
NIGGA HOW DO YOU DOPE IN A VIDEOGAME
LIKE NIGGA ARE YOU RUNNING LAPS WHILE PLAYING THE GAME LMAO
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE PEOPLE
Some people think drugs can help your performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0UlJt1sKhA
I'm glad some people/teams use them, it leads to funny shit like this
is GM the only ethical player left?
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Yuuuhurrrd
juicing to look like this is embarrassing
>inb4 ur fati can probably bench your mom's weight (heavy)
>>529630502adderall is extremely commonplace in esports
but that's an amphetamine compound that helps with focus and reactions
what arslan is taking is just anabolic steroids meant for muscle growth, they shouldn't have a significant impact on reactions or focus. i know there are some compounds that are used to increase aggression (mma fighters and such) but i don't think it applies here either
most likely arslan just wanted to have bigger muscles and got caught rather than doing it to perform better in tekken
>taking roids to be more aggressive in T8
galaxy brain
>>529630839Lol everyone has been insulting me for saying that shit too.
Dude literally burnt through his life and red-lined his body. You need to look like a freak to make it worth it.
what does allah think of roids? not very insh from arslan
Allah thinks it's merciful to keep the wives of your dead enemies as sex slaves - I don't think he cares.
>>529630839that's a good physique albeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-SOIshW3ZM
>>529631859Dude not if you are fucking Juicing are you kidding me?
>>529631913yes but people are talking like he's not in excellent good shape
>>529632042He is not compared to the average Roid user, he is in good shape for someone completely natural.
When I say ''Red-Lining'' I really fucking mean it, most people using these compounds are dead by 50.
>>529632253maybe he just didn't take a lot
>>529632042>excellent good shapeDo you people ever go to the gym?
He seems like he's in better physical form than the average video game pro player (obviously) but he's nothing special or exceptional, just basic, slightly below average fitness
>>529632519average gym goer has also been lifting for 10 years (and probably on gear)
>>529632421Even a single cycle will cause long term damage, especially irregular heart growth.
>>529632519They do not clearly, they think he's Mr Olympia out here.
i'm making the new thread