/agdg/ - Amateur Game Development General
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:04 AM
No.529496814
>>529497881
The day I made my steam page public I fully expected to get 8 wishlists and realize I fucked up everything
My game now sits at 1500+ wishlists
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:10 AM
No.529496821
>>529496938
>decompiles your godot game and resells it with a different name
nothing personnel kid
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:34:27 AM
No.529496938
>>529496821
>>decompiles your godot game and resells it with a different name
>nothing personnel kid
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:36:35 AM
No.529497084
>>529497101
>>529499554
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:36:52 AM
No.529497101
>>529498730
>>529497084
how do I solve this...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:37:28 AM
No.529497141
>>529497257
>>529497596
>Arisu's reaction when she plays my game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:39:09 AM
No.529497257
>>529497498
>>529497141
>the looks she gives you after you ask to be unlocked after a month caged
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:40 AM
No.529497462
>>529448147
I hope you'll include a sandbox mode where you can just place stuff to smash it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:49 AM
No.529497478
I won't make a game in Godot because Mr. Boss spent all his time babysitting me to show me how to make an assetflip in Unreal instead of teaching me Godot, so I simply can't.
I must always follow best coding practices even though they are actually terrible.
I asked for a pay raise again and they offered to buy pizza if we did unpaid overtime again instead
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:43:08 AM
No.529497498
>>529497257
>you better work on that game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:44:31 AM
No.529497585
I plan to first write the complete lore for the game, then I will write the script with all the cut scenes and the levels.
Only after that i am actually going to start developing the game, pre production must be completed at 100% before the start of development; what do you think about this plan?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:44:42 AM
No.529497596
>>529497141
built for hokage
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:45:53 AM
No.529497680
>>529498021
>>529497587
Yeah, Eric is also a world-class composer, what of it?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:48 AM
No.529497881
>>529498102
>>529496814
What game? And congrats that's awesome.
I am getting shit DONE for demo day. Look at this skeleton having the time of his life with that broom.
>>529497680
>he doubles down
brb, gotta steal some tunes from 90's games, it's a tobymaxxing
https://files.catbox.moe/mmna4f.mp4
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:53:29 AM
No.529498102
>>529498687
>>529497881
why have 3d debug text? kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:53:42 AM
No.529498113
>>529499881
been gone for a while, we still bitemeposting?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:53:46 AM
No.529498121
>>529498331
>>529498021
>brb, gotta steal some tunes from 90's games, it's a tobymaxxing
Go ahead, but we all know you won't.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:53:52 AM
No.529498127
>>529498331
>>529498021
isn't Toby Fox a jew?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:56:06 AM
No.529498256
>>529498752
Is he right?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:57:23 AM
No.529498331
>>529498385
>>529498121
I wont because I have integrity
>>529498127
he definitely looks and acts like one
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:57:44 AM
No.529498358
>>529498395
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:58:10 AM
No.529498385
>>529498958
>>529498331
>I wont because I have integrity
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:58:18 AM
No.529498395
>>529496720 (OP)
Stat screen is Kinda working, UI still looks like dogshit but meh, still need to add race traits so i'm going to be cribbing from fallouts traits stuff, i really don't like doing UI stuff, but actually clobbering something together feels nice
do we still have the progress bot?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:03:03 AM
No.529498687
>>529498762
>>529498102
I'll turn it into a billboard after demo day, okay? Don't be mean to me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:03:17 AM
No.529498698
>>529499141
>>529498662
where's the game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:03:38 AM
No.529498730
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:03:53 AM
No.529498752
>>529499052
>>529498256
> techbro CEO is my LORD
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:04:04 AM
No.529498762
>>529498687
I'll be more gentle next time
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:06:29 AM
No.529498937
>accidentally went --hard on my git reset when I was going to go --soft
there goes the function I spent 10 minutes to write
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:06:56 AM
No.529498958
>>529499175
>>529498385
>integrity is a foreign concept for Toby Fox fan
shocking
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:08:41 AM
No.529499052
>>529499218
>>529498752
this but unironically
can't wait to live in Thiel's ΜΆcΜΆoΜΆrΜΆpΜΆoΜΆ ΜΆhΜΆeΜΆlΜΆlΜΆhΜΆoΜΆlΜΆeΜΆ liberal paradise
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:10:05 AM
No.529499141
>>529498698
goddamnit, my recorders being weird and it's like 30 degrees and i'm melting, one sec
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:10:35 AM
No.529499175
>>529499292
>>529498958
>Aggytard unironically thinks he has integrity
Anyway....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:11:19 AM
No.529499218
>>529499275
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:11:46 AM
No.529499243
>>529499316
>>529499338
Is outer wilds really a time loop game?
let me explain.
Time limits existed well before of that. Time limit is equivalent to a death in a permadeath game. it's simply a rule that forces you to restart.
Time loop means you retain the information of your past life of the time reversed. But it's the exact same way in permadeath games or time limit games. you, the player, get better through multiple attempts and retaining information. So the time loop means nothing, except for the fancy animation that puts you back at the starting point and pretends your in-universe character is in on the secret, along with you, the player. it bears no other effect other than the launch code.
Can one tiny piece of forced-rpg element make the difference? Nah. All games might as well be time loops.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:15 AM
No.529499275
Trying to figure out the right scale and size for everything
>>529499218
Oh yeah I forgot about this, feels like years
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:38 AM
No.529499292
>>529499175
>reverse no true scotsman
interesting self own
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:57 AM
No.529499314
>>529499493
Added the solar sail asset to the game, a few bug correction too
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:00 AM
No.529499316
>>529499243
This is only going to be funny if you repost it exactly 22 minutes from now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:20 AM
No.529499338
>>529499243
Unfortunately the only way to experience true time loop is a lobotomize run. You simply lobotomize yourself a little bit every time you hit the loop. It was in the manual, you should read them.
>>529496720 (OP)
nobody ever drew me fanart...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:18 AM
No.529499397
>>529499342
What's your Game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:15:42 AM
No.529499493
>>529499314
Your background looking better than literally every other single thing in your game is too clashy and ultimately gonna be your downfall. Everything looks like a cheap flash game from the early 2000s.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:16:48 AM
No.529499554
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:17:13 AM
No.529499578
>>529499342
That's probably a good thing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:19:44 AM
No.529499719
>>529499901
>>529499342
only the worst games get fanart. It's called a consolation prize. these fags love to talk about how there's no participation throphies in game development but this place pretty much runs on that whole model
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:20:14 AM
No.529499752
>>529499901
>>529499973
following a blender animation course from grant abbitt and he's so much better than the french alive course guy, people recommend the french guy everywhere but he's a fucking horrible teacher his accent and voice makes it impossible to focus and not fall asleep and he doesn't explain things well
Are there any good courses for more advanced animation i can follow after i finish this one?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:22:18 AM
No.529499881
>>529498113
No we FUCK skeletons in here, quick grab one!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:22:37 AM
No.529499901
>>529499719
This.
>>529499752
Idk man I just look at tutorials when I can't figure something out myself and I know what to look for.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:23:55 AM
No.529499973
>>529499752
Just watch some of those "how to make minecraft animation" tutorials.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:27:43 AM
No.529500220
>>529500707
>>529498021
I thought this was going to be a retarded meme, of pure coincidences that sound vaguely similar, but he really outright stole the best parts of the songs lmao.
>>529499342
could be worse, someone drew fanart but it was of the NPC and not my main character
like bruh
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:34:43 AM
No.529500595
>>529501385
>>529500528
make you're MC more appealing
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:07 AM
No.529500618
>>529500528
lol that happens to me all the time. Usually means they didn't play the game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:11 AM
No.529500625
>>529500808
>>529501385
>>529500528
>it was of the NPC and not my main character
that should tell you something...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:36:40 AM
No.529500710
>>529500528
ichi the killer...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:38:12 AM
No.529500808
>>529501120
>>529500625
that they didn't play the game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:04 AM
No.529500863
>>529500528
>got fanart
>its porn
Nice
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:40:59 AM
No.529500976
>>529500707
But it's wrong when Palworld does it with completely new art and music direction.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:42:34 AM
No.529501060
>>529501560
>>529500707
>Miyamoto is a hack
another nepobaby exposed
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:35 AM
No.529501120
>>529501160
>>529501860
>>529500808
>they didn't play the game
That should tell you something....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:44:11 AM
No.529501160
>>529501120
that they didn't have time to play all 60 games?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:46:22 AM
No.529501303
>>529498662
fuck it obs is being annoying and the thing i usually use to get webms won't save the file, here's a screen shot, easy and hardcore mode only allow for one roll of stats (4d6 drop lowest and 3d6 respectively) while normal and pussy let you swap between rolled stats, that, switching between portraits, and name entry all currently work
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:47:28 AM
No.529501374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKK3ksgRqkI
in a just world they would have peak's reviews and sales, also israel wouldnt exist
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:47:37 AM
No.529501385
>>529500595
>>529500625
she's already a babe, idk what else to do
>>529501060
I mean he literally didn't do shit. Ghosts N Goblins was released before Mario and had tonnes of different stuff, bosses, level design.
Pac Land came out even before and had already invented most of these tropes.
https://youtu.be/yvHPE20pPPo?t=859
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:52:12 AM
No.529501643
>>529501560
HOLY FUCK JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT:
https://youtu.be/yvHPE20pPPo?t=1074
They literally did everything.
>>529501560
>Ghosts N Goblins was released before Mario
What is Mario Bros. (1983)?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:27 AM
No.529501731
>>529501908
>>529501560
>he can go left
wow
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:36 AM
No.529501740
>>529501560
Originality is overrated.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:55:03 AM
No.529501813
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:55:40 AM
No.529501841
>>529501645
a single screen arcade game like donkey kong
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:08 AM
No.529501860
>>529501120
...that people play games in genres that appeal to them regardless of quality. I'm sure Bloodborne is a fine game but I'm never ever ever playing it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:49 AM
No.529501908
>>529501645
https://youtu.be/VCl5Fclcgz8?t=123
>>529501731
Look at the levels themselves. He can drive a car, double jump, glide, drown in water instead of falling offscreen, etc
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:45 PM
No.529502175
>>529501984
Is she a Japanese racoon dog?
>>529501984
you know i gave the benefit of the doubt to the "bocchi" posting but now its very clear that its just one guy forcing a character xhe likes here for no reason
the funniest part is janny tranny doing nothing about it
>also working on mecha game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:35 PM
No.529502360
>>529500707
Good inspo actually. If the Japanese (which I venerate) do it, I too shall follow their example.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:49 PM
No.529502375
>>529502285
I'm thinking of starting one.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:59 PM
No.529502380
>>529502857
>>529502251
it's some mentally ill retard on the level of cris ritualposting due to somy psychosis or OCD obsession. it's too off-topic and too regular and too recognizable to be accidental.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:08 PM
No.529502438
>it works
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:28 PM
No.529502459
>>529502285
>another anon working on a doomed indie genre
*rubs hands manically*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:40 PM
No.529502474
I can do it, it's everyone else who can't and won't put the effort in to match me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:44 PM
No.529502528
>>529502731
>>529502884
Anyone have any info on how bad/good it is to release in the immediate period before/after a steam sale?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:10:49 PM
No.529502714
>>529502857
>>529502251
he likes the attention, ignore him and he will fade away like every retard before him
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:03 PM
No.529502731
>>529502528
if your game is new, it won't be on sale and people who want to play your game won't expect it to be for awhile
steam sales are so frequent that the before/after isn't a big deal, but I would guess prefer before a sale, since after a sale they'll be playing the games they bought
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:24 PM
No.529502857
i was working in the gun's mechanics but end up making mating season mechanics, as you can see the male is trying to woo the female
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:14:01 PM
No.529502884
>>529502528
before is probably fine, right after is horrible because everyone delays it until then without thinking that everyone else is doing that too
11th is pretty shit for this reason too
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:14:11 PM
No.529502893
>>529502285
who the fuck does that? who the fuck even says shit like that???
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:14:24 PM
No.529502912
>>529503207
>>529502285
it better not be another first person mechwarrior like I stg
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:25 PM
No.529502973
>>529503268
S L I M E
L
I
M
E
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:16:36 PM
No.529503038
uh oh, loony troony
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:09 PM
No.529503207
>>529503383
>>529502912
it's not first person but Turn-based tactics
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:10 PM
No.529503260
>>529503486
hoola hoop based combat
in VR
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:13 PM
No.529503263
>>529503571
We should start killing mechdevs on sight
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:21 PM
No.529503268
>>529504141
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:29 PM
No.529503284
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:07 PM
No.529503337
>>529502862
is this porn? for shame
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:47 PM
No.529503383
>>529503471
>>529503207
>tactics
reply SHOO SHOO TACTICS CURSE to break the curse and allow your game to be finished
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:06 PM
No.529503471
>>529503524
>>529503714
>>529503383
what happened to other people working on tactics games?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:17 PM
No.529503486
>>529503260
I would pay to watch jon blow play this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:43 PM
No.529503524
>>529503471
They were destroyed!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:26 PM
No.529503571
>>529503662
>>529503263
Why, what is your problem with mecha devs?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:25:58 PM
No.529503657
>>529502862
Wow, he's just like me...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:07 PM
No.529503662
>>529503695
>>529503760
>>529503571
there's too many of you and you're collectivizing like a mafia to make things worse for everyone else here
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:47 PM
No.529503695
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:08 PM
No.529503714
>>529503974
>>529503471
every single one gave up. check
https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/ no tactics games...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:23 PM
No.529503729
>>529503890
>>529504504
>Creates a game in Godot in a few months to learn the engine
>Becomes a millionaire and has a merch deal
Never nodev.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:47 PM
No.529503760
>>529503662
>there are too many devs
>in AGDG
HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:53 PM
No.529503890
>>529503992
>>529503729
his previous 5 games were not godot?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:47 PM
No.529503941
based and greek yogurtpilled
>>529490484
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:29 PM
No.529503974
>>529504278
>>529503714
I have trust in myself to not scope creep
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:40 PM
No.529503992
>>529503890
He used Unity until the fiasco happened then he switched to Godot.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:41 PM
No.529503993
>>529504089
>>529504108
I ain't cut out for this jobby, I'm in way ova my head here.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:43 PM
No.529503996
>>529504338
How did old games like the snes Final Fantasy games and Chrono Trigger do cutscenes?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:21 PM
No.529504089
>>529503993
What are you "cut out" for?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:37 PM
No.529504108
>>529503993
name the last thing you did, it can't be all that hard
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:11 PM
No.529504141
>>529503268
modified glass material
2 layer slime mesh
fresnels everywhere
anime outline
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:49 PM
No.529504226
>>529505505
>>529502285
>mecha
coward's choice
go full robot or bust
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:36:26 PM
No.529504278
>>529503974
so did they...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:37:31 PM
No.529504338
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:30 PM
No.529504504
>>529505320
>>529503729
This game is multiplayer, peer-to-peer, similar to Webfishing, and was also made in Godot. Why didn't it have the same IP leak hacking issues? The game files can be just as easily decompiled.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:42:24 PM
No.529504618
no country for old devs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:43:41 PM
No.529504696
>>529507582
>>529498662
What game is this?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:18 PM
No.529505003
>>529505075
>>529505163
I think I found the objectively most miserable amount of wishlists to have using analysis and scientific studies.
It's 3000 to 5000. Not bad enough you can just release it and not care, but not good enough you're guaranteed success.
It's like following a rainbow to a pot of ... POOP.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:30 PM
No.529505075
>>529505003
even 30k is not enough sometimes...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:51:34 PM
No.529505138
>>529428130
>>529428225
>>529428291
yes, sardines are good. you have to not get the cheap 50c can ones, those are trash and have no fat i.e. are not even healthy, if you get the $1.50 cans of sardines those are good and you put them into noodle soups so basically you get the noodles packet, in a bowl with water microwave it until soft, strain the water mix in the flavour packets if it has dired vegetables ya dun goofed choose a better noodles next time but chuck em in anyway, then you can put some hot sauce, ketchup, mustard sauce, mayo, fried egg, and then the strained can of sardines (always get sardines in spring water, never oil, they put the drier sardines in the oil and those are lower quality) and you mix it around and it it, its great. hot kimchi noodles are best with the sardines. I add the sardines cold but you could also re-microwave it for 30sec after adding the sardines to it if you want.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:00 PM
No.529505163
>>529505294
>>529505003
the amount doesn't matter, it's momentum
all the people who wishlisted 3+ years ago forgot and don't care anymore
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:54:24 PM
No.529505294
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:54:39 PM
No.529505320
>>529504504
>Webfishing
is web fishing a fotm that i never heard about that got owned by if statements, or is it just that one anon sperging.
>webfishing
>mouthwashing
I dont like these gayme names, seems kind of sus...
i'll just rip off vampire survivors, can't go wrong with that
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:56:09 PM
No.529505429
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:57:18 PM
No.529505505
>>529504226
full robot bust
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:58:02 PM
No.529505545
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:00:42 PM
No.529505705
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:02:20 PM
No.529505820
>>529512679
any progress, jusha anon?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:03:58 PM
No.529505925
i give the H*CK up
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:06:37 PM
No.529506107
i wake the H*CK up
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:11:48 PM
No.529506487
i take the H*CK up
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:12:08 PM
No.529506515
Start boofing coffee. It changed my life.
That was scary aggy daggy. Was laying in bed when suddenly breathing in a little too deep would make the mid and or lower left side of my lung or chest area hurt. I'd have to stop early to prevent a worsening pain. I have had this happen before and iirc I once had it for an hour where I couldn't get a deep breath in. Also felt a lot like that one time when I had pneumonia albeit I'm not sure the diagnosis was accurate. Well anyways I accidentally breathed into too deep and felt a popping sensation and suddenly the pain went away. Took a really deep breathe just now and felt something very slight. Just sharing, this stuff is scary and nerve wracking.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:13:33 PM
No.529506616
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:15:40 PM
No.529506776
>>529506520
Maybe you should see a medical doctor.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:16:34 PM
No.529506830
>>529506520
Supposedly it can happen if your stressed or anxious. The work on my game has been stressing me out and I usually avoid working on it. Idk if that's the cause but I generally do feel stressed and anxious. Any other anons get stressed or anxious from gamedev? It's usually hard stuff that does it to me. Also if I'm being lazy about working on my game, it stresses me out since I'm not making progress towards finishing it all while time is moving forward.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:16:49 PM
No.529506853
>>529509297
>>529506520
this once happened to me while taking a shower and i almost blacked out lol, was probably the closest ive been to dying
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:18:17 PM
No.529506938
>>529507069
If you're white, you should let your audience know since they'll be more likely to support you. Whites just get away with more shit that's why a majority of them are grifters. Asiandevs on the other hand don't have this luxury and have to make up for it with actual hard work.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:19:46 PM
No.529507028
>>529507156
>>529506520
I see my hexes are working
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:20:23 PM
No.529507067
>>529496720 (OP)
i don't want to draw right now
i just don't want to
fuck it
i want to program something cool
i want to exert violence >:/
fuck this video shit
i am mad >:(
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:20:24 PM
No.529507069
>>529507184
>>529506938
What is the proper way of letting them know? Should I hide a black sun somewhere in the starting area?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:20:29 PM
No.529507073
>>529506520
Heart palpitations, you have 2 more weeks.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:21:32 PM
No.529507156
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:21:56 PM
No.529507184
>>529507069
Make a devlog with your hands typing on the keyboard if you don't want to show face.
What do you think the right size for these guys is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMHQEk5Wgv0
thomas reminds me of the whites that i interact with on a daily basis who make everything about themselves
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:25:25 PM
No.529507437
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:26:24 PM
No.529507519
>>529509297
>>529506520
You're not long for this world. Let me guess, you are covid vaccinated? I know two people who passed after a similar "popping" sensation in the heart since 2021 (thoughbeit one of them was quite old) something about air pockets and micro tears, I don't really understand the mechanism of it all.
If I were you I would not exert myself until you can see a cardiologist you likely require a stint.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:15 PM
No.529507582
>>529504696
Ink Sea (dunno if i'm gonna actually call it that but eh), it's my RPG based on the tabletop system machinations of the space princess, so far i've gotten player stats, race traits and a semi-usuable world map system working,having a lot of fun working on it!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:46 PM
No.529507621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rj1ejRAU-U
what does his wife think about his female protagonist?
>Your games success hinges entirely on the whims of this person
How does this make us feel?
How is it possible for some people to become millionaires making games when they're 20, while others like me are still struggling in their mid 30s? Are we not doing the same craft?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:28:36 PM
No.529507673
>>529507628
take your meds
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:00 PM
No.529507698
>>529507658
you could ask that about literally anything frogboy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:18 PM
No.529507718
>>529507628
>the success of my game depends on a basedfaced bald hobbit
grim
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:43 PM
No.529507742
>>529507801
>>529507628
Actually it's another person I'm relying on to completely alter the course of my life and future based on what is effectively luck.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:30:31 PM
No.529507801
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:30:45 PM
No.529507824
>>529507628
My game's success hinges entirely on how much porn japanese artists make of my main characters.
I don't know which thread that user is in now but I'm ready to be paid.
>>529507658
ANONYMOUS YOU FUCKING RETARD WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY FUCKING WEEK BUT YOU IGNORE MY POSTS
YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR GAME DEVELOPMENT. YOU ARE A NORMIE. YOU NEVER CARED TOO DEEPLY ABOUT GAMES, YOU WERE NEVER ALL THAT CREATIVE, YOU NEVER WERE GOOD IN ANY OF THE DISCIPLINES REQUIRED TO MAKE GAMES. YOU ARE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A DEAD END AND IT'S TRENDY. YOU ARE A NORMALFAGGOT. YOU ARE A NORMALFAGGOT. YOU ARE A NORMALFAGGOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkO8rYcXZXY
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:32:26 PM
No.529507921
Just one video, please. That's all I'm asking for, you don't even have to like the game, you can call it total shit, just one. With over 50 thousand views preferably of course.
>>529507628
>after NL's video, he's been selling at least 5000 units per day
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:33:24 PM
No.529507994
>>529508085
>>529507929
He looks like the gayest motherfucker in this solar system
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:35:28 PM
No.529508146
>>529507628
your games success depends on whether or not you were born white
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:37:19 PM
No.529508254
>>529507231
Depends on what game is this what their roles are. Are their bosses? Bigger. Is it turn based? Not too big
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:37:22 PM
No.529508260
>vidnigs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:37:38 PM
No.529508292
>>529508195
Supermarket Simulator was made by a Vietnamese rice farmer
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:38:42 PM
No.529508371
>>529508195
BiteMe games will never succeed
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:39:04 PM
No.529508398
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:43:22 PM
No.529508724
>>529508781
these view counts gave me renewed hope, thank you branno
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:44:03 PM
No.529508767
>>529512604
When I make a million off my game I will put it all towards tracking down the BiteMe games team members and eliminating them
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:44:16 PM
No.529508781
>>529508724
Idle games don't need as much marketing as other genres
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:44:39 PM
No.529508808
>>529508085
I just want to pull on that ring.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:45:43 PM
No.529508898
>>529510013
Made infographic for consent, moving onto building
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:49:23 PM
No.529509172
>>529507231
way too early to be thinking about that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:49:25 PM
No.529509173
>>529507628
That is probably not true.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:50:54 PM
No.529509284
>>529509941
>>529507372
> generic looking dude
> professional studio, lighting, etc
grifter detected, opinion rejected
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:51:01 PM
No.529509297
>>529506853
Were the breath's really shallow? For me it seems to have been precordial catch syndrome.
>>529507519
>Let me guess, you are covid vaccinated?
Nope.
>>529507628
I'd rather Sseth play my game. There's another 2 youtuber's I'd like to see play mine though they are nowhere near as popular as Sseth so I don't know how much they'd help with sales. Would still be entertaining to watch them play it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:51:55 PM
No.529509356
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:53:13 PM
No.529509452
>>529509212
He's a nigger and we hate him
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:55:56 PM
No.529509668
>>529506520
I have had this maybe 20 times, though not in the last few years. "precordial catch syndrome"
>>529507876
I'm literally a 30 years old virgin, social outcast who has been playing games his entire life, while Toby had a shitton of sex at Homestuck conventions and still became a millionaire when he was 19 years old or something. Same with Hopoo and guy who made Lethal League.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:56:28 PM
No.529509712
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:56:44 PM
No.529509738
>>529508085
ngl hes kinda cute
>>529509669
that's called a 'failed normie'. It doesn't make you a special artistic genius capable of dealing with the most complicated artform invented by humanity as a one man team
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:59:18 PM
No.529509941
>>529509284
is he generic looking? i would say he's in the upper end of white males
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:00:19 PM
No.529510013
>>529510873
>>529508898
I'm going to tell you this here because I've scoured the entire internet and you don't have any kind of social media presence besides the steam community page. I know you're working on Interrogator 2. I know that you released Interrogator without telling us and I know that it's now delisted from Steam because you didn't get enough data. I hope you know what you're doing, and you're really going to have to think about presentation and marketing this time around if you don't want the same thing to happen again
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:00:19 PM
No.529510015
>>529510137
>>529509779
a failed normie is no longer a normie. Stop being an idiot.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:01:31 PM
No.529510097
>>529510160
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:01:59 PM
No.529510137
>>529510731
>>529510015
the category of failed normie exists to separate them out from the real autistic statistical outliers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:02:23 PM
No.529510160
>>529510097
are you the ass eating workshop poster?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:03:54 PM
No.529510294
>i can't do anything other than code
sign of a failed normie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:09:52 PM
No.529510731
>>529512214
>>529507876
>>529509779
>>529510137
There's nothing wrong with being normal.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:11:42 PM
No.529510873
>>529510013
You're not wrong anon, I will need to get down to marketing soon enough
Good detective work too
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:11:55 PM
No.529510898
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:13:05 PM
No.529510994
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:13:34 PM
No.529511035
i cant do anything, once my game releases they'll see how much of a fraud i am
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:14:41 PM
No.529511124
I do gamedev because it's my only hope
You do gamedev because it's your LAST hope
we are not the same
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:15:16 PM
No.529511165
>>529509669
There doesn't exist a single worthwhile game made by someone with that kind of CV. Especially not by a solodev. The mental ailments that lead someone down that part in life also prevent them from creating something of worth (or anything at all)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:18:52 PM
No.529511427
>>529511786
>>529507850
Made it fancier
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:20:21 PM
No.529511540
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:21:05 PM
No.529511595
>>529511256
I don't even watch anime, but for some reason this specific video is stuck in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GElj3l14mc
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:21:34 PM
No.529511640
>>529511256
I can't. I don't have the mental strength. Game isn't even out for 2 weeks and I've been sleeping and eating way less due to the stress. I'll probably waste away into a shitty skeleton by then.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:23:23 PM
No.529511786
>>529512798
>>529507850
>>529511427
you need to be gunned down
>>529507876
This guy kinda seems a bit retarded. Takes 15 minutes to be like, ya, indies are hard to succeed in, you gotta be uhhh, good at it, and it takes time. Who is this video for?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:27:40 PM
No.529512105
>>529512257
>>529507876
the best bet for people like him (and me) is to make friendslop
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:28:52 PM
No.529512195
>>529512550
>>529512127
>blind man makes photography game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:29:06 PM
No.529512214
>>529512365
>>529507876
>>529510731
>>529511961
I don't understand why Jon sucks Elon's dick so much, but he's better than most of these e-celeb pussies.
>>529512105
Did you know it's harder to take risks when you're over 35 than under?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:30:37 PM
No.529512342
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:30:38 PM
No.529512343
>>529514536
>>529512257
It's actually pretty easy if you made money in your 20s instead of being a lazy cumstain
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:30:53 PM
No.529512354
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:31:03 PM
No.529512365
>>529512214
Sorry, I don't know who those people are.
>>529510763
then your father got divorced in his 40s and lost all of his shit
>>529512195
pardon? normies who don't "care about games" are generally social gamers
they're not the type of people to play singleplayer games out of enjoyment for gaming, they just rely on gaming as a social platform
i guarantee you, normies who make games are best suited for making social co-op games
they suck at making "real" games, but have enough experience and passion for social games that they'll be able to at least make something fun they can play with their friends
ask them to develop a narrative, polish mechanics, improve progression systems, and make their assets cohesive, and they'll fail, because they don't care about any of those elements of gaming
ask them to make a game they can play with their friends and have fun messing around in, and they'll likely make something much better
this is at least my perspective on what normie "fake gamers" should do if they're insistent upon making games
what other experience do they have with gaming? why would they make something they're not familiar with? why not make something that's in alignment with their passion, even if they don't know exactly what their passion is?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:34:08 PM
No.529512602
>>529512845
>>529512474
>then he became abusive and started beating the shit out of you every night
many such cases
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:34:08 PM
No.529512604
>>529508767
chill co-op maid anon
>>529505820
my god i can't believe someone called for me lmao, see you at DD mate!
sounds and ui gonna be a bit unfinished okay :( i'm also stressed out about the dialogues, happy with the combat feel tho :D
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:35:46 PM
No.529512715
>>529512878
>>529512550
I wasnt paying attention, thought it was about the 30 yo khv
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:36:46 PM
No.529512793
>>529508085
I've been a nodev for the last couple of days, but this got me out of that slump. No way I'll let creatures like this make better games than me. Start devving aggies.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:36:50 PM
No.529512798
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:37:16 PM
No.529512839
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:37:24 PM
No.529512845
>>529512602
assuming he gets custody which he won't
orthographic or perspective camera for a pokemon-like game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:37:50 PM
No.529512878
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:38:28 PM
No.529512929
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:38:47 PM
No.529512945
>>529512679
nicee. this is going to win dd. Calling it now.
Why didn't you guys wrangle my shitty debilitating autism in? You let me run wild making incomprehensible slop. Shame on you.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:39:39 PM
No.529513019
>>529512868
change it depending on which day of the week youre playing on
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:39:43 PM
No.529513028
>>529512868
orthographic is a meme and feels unnatural to the eye
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:39:47 PM
No.529513034
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:39:54 PM
No.529513040
>>529512994
Just Like Make Game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:40:13 PM
No.529513059
>>529512868
The one on the right
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:41:18 PM
No.529513125
i like my game but i don't think other people will
gonna finish it, release it, and learn from the experience
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:41:20 PM
No.529513129
>>529513993
>>529512550
You're right, and this makes me think more than ever that a huge percentage of /agdg are these kind of 'fake gamer' normies. Osur and Bigguydev are 1000% like this. They don't seem that interested in games as a medium and just hyperfixate on the kind of casual slop they are used to
>>529512679
Follow up to this
>>529374335
>I am nolifer I can basically go all in on this, since the start, I have been studying and doing game dev for 12 hours almost everyday
How do you stay focused for that long? I'm a nolifer aw, and I do like 4 hours on a good day. That's insane self discipline.
Learning is the hardest part because you have to soak up new information and try to understand it. Can't chill and do it while listening to music.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:25 PM
No.529513721
>>529513871
>>529507929
>>529508085
this whiteoid troon has no morality, it doesnt think about doing whats "right" or making gambleslop that ruins the market and tricks pigs into wasting hundred of hours on a game that deserves less than 10 top because of decades of refined skinnerbox psyops, we're in the jewish century and these are the kind of people who "win"
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:43 PM
No.529513738
>>529515649
>>529513451
I am a fast learner and believe me. It always comes down to believing in your vision at the end. If you are not grown in an environment where taking risks is encouraged, then your mind will be your worse enemy.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:51:17 PM
No.529513856
>>529514095
>>529508085
Why do people mutilate their bodies with stuff like piercing/tattoos?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:51:31 PM
No.529513871
>>529513721
Don't worry, they all get killed in the end
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:53:10 PM
No.529513979
>>529507628
>slay the spire but horse girls
is it really? or is this just tuberslop
>>529513129
fygoon is a true dev
marnix is a normie dev
let it be heard and understood
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:54:54 PM
No.529514095
>>529514872
>>529513856
He did put a photo of his piercing in his game and it reached a high level of success so maybe it's us nonpiercinghaver gamedevs that are in the wrong
>>529512127
>>529512550
HOLY SHIT this makes so much sense. It all makes sense now. So this is why some people only buy certain games if they are popular and walk past them otherwise. On the one hand it's the social proof and not wanting to waste time with something that is disliked by the in-group. On the other hand it's because some people only play games (even pure single player games) as a social activity. They do it so that they can talk with other people about the game or experience the online community or watch videos on it etc. If a game has none of that they skip it even if it's the greatest game ever made, because their priorities are completely social and have nothing to do with the pure gameplay experience in the first place. There are people who play games because it drowns out their mental problems. There's people who play games because they enjoy the process. And then there's people who play games to participate in the social element. How did I not realize it until now
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:57:22 PM
No.529514279
>>529514249
I don't know, specially since we had a thread themed about the Bartle's Taxonomy of Player Types just a couple days ago
>>529274515 and it literally typifies the "Socializer".
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:15 PM
No.529514505
>>529514249
>some people only play games ... as a social activity
>they can talk with other people about the game or experience the online community or watch videos on it etc
>their priorities are completely social and have nothing to do with the pure gameplay experience in the first place
you see this very frequently with the dark souls community
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:35 PM
No.529514535
>>529513993
No idea who marnix is but fagoon isn't a true dev because he's lazy and incompetent. If he actually spent 5 seconds being better than a day 1 everything then I'd say he's a real dev if not still a huge piece of shit pedo faggot though.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:35 PM
No.529514536
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:42 PM
No.529514548
>>529544768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxq4Am5jafg
I honestly think this is an amazing idea.
:D
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:01:21 PM
No.529514608
>>529514249
The inner circle operates on the same principle. They pay attention to the games of the devs that participate the most socially in the community and forget about the games of the ones that don't. It's all socially based and has nothing to do with the games themselves. I'm starting to think anon was right.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:01:24 PM
No.529514612
>>529514249
It's not that deep. 96% humans are literally animals controlled by environmental condition.
They will gladly call something slop, but will do a complete 180 if there favourite streamer plays it, or it becomes mainstream.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:01:42 PM
No.529514637
Unity? Godot? Nah nigga we using ALLEGRO
gamedev equivalent of this?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:03:43 PM
No.529514765
>>529512550
>>529514249
The /tv/ analogy of this would be Squid Game or MCU movies. They are garbage but you don't watch them for the quality, you watch them so you can talk to people about them and shitpost on /tv/. Social-based products are a real thing
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:03:50 PM
No.529514779
>>529511256
thanks kita chan
>>529514483
it's important to note that bartle's taxonomy was created specifically for MMORPGs, not all games
and even with this category, the majority of players are socializers
i think "real gamers", people who play singleplayer games out of pure passion for what the game provides, are actually very rare
even hyper-linear slop on roblox, like grow a garden, or steal a brainrot, has multiplayer lobbies, so you can look at what other people are doing
the social aspect of gaming, even singleplayer games through their communities, seems to be very under-discussed amongst devs, yet it's arguably the most important aspect for success and positive retention
>>529514748
kek, wtf is happening
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:04:53 PM
No.529514872
>>529515373
>>529514095
Should I get a piercing?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:05:45 PM
No.529514945
>>529514829
SHIT, so that's what the discord server meta was actually about
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:05:52 PM
No.529514954
>>529518379
>>529512257
That makes no sense. I am so stable in everything in life at 35 that I can pretty much do whatever I want.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:06:17 PM
No.529514979
>>529514748
grifters always lose in the end
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:06:29 PM
No.529514994
>>529514829
>taxonomy
Opinion Rejected.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:06:31 PM
No.529514997
>>529514838
blud is crying anytime someone criticize israel
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:07:18 PM
No.529515061
>>529514748
Thomas Brush every time he mentions money
Sasquatch B
Marnix when he does a post-mortem
Nubbydev in 5 years
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:08:20 PM
No.529515150
>>529514838
peterson has baked his brain with ketamine despite his entire persona being "uhh just deal with it lol"
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:09:04 PM
No.529515220
>>529515397
all of the games i want to make are fucking stupid
man
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:09:41 PM
No.529515265
>>529514829
It was made for MUDs but now it's applied to single player games as well
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:09 PM
No.529515368
>>529515492
>>529514483
It's one thing to notice that post in passing and another to deeply understand what it really means and how it connects to everything
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:12 PM
No.529515373
>>529516015
>>529514872
No. Work on your game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:36 PM
No.529515397
>>529516251
>>529515220
cool. make them. stupid games are so hot right now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:12:43 PM
No.529515492
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:14:20 PM
No.529515631
>>529508195
>your games success depends on whether or not you were born white
no but walking simulators talking about muh depression are 100% made by crackas
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:14:32 PM
No.529515649
>>529515787
>>529513451
>>529513738 <- not me (pic for proof)
I'm just bored... either I do this or I'm just bored out of my mind.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:11 PM
No.529515787
>>529515649
I gotta add one thing tho, I love making game, like REALLY love it. That helps also.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:18:55 PM
No.529516015
>>529516564
>>529515373
Can I get one as a reward once it's finished? I think it could help me meet alternative women
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:21:33 PM
No.529516251
>>529516378
>>529515397
yeah, i see no other way to proceed
it's simply impossible for me to make something i don't care about, even if what i do care about is absolutely retarded
wish me luck lol
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:22:59 PM
No.529516378
>>529516251
good luck anon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:24:47 PM
No.529516530
Every gamedev knows that the secret to thrivin is knowing when to jump the project and knowing when to keep
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:25:12 PM
No.529516564
>>529516015
I guess so. But you could also use magnetic ones and save getting pierced for nothing if you don't manage to get any girls.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:25:29 PM
No.529516602
>>529517525
Alright finished a quick render.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:27:15 PM
No.529516752
nubbys number factory was a side project btw
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:30:15 PM
No.529517017
>>529517441
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:34:43 PM
No.529517441
>>529517017
his wifes butt must be tiny
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:34:57 PM
No.529517461
>>529512474
He gave up living long before the divorce. All my memories of him are yelling at TV, or explaining it to me (the only time he spent time with me) that the thing I asked for is actually not necessary, and in truth I didn't really want it at all.
>>529516602
that's neat. but why?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:36:00 PM
No.529517548
>>529517725
What is the furthest you can subvert players expectations about your game without ruining your game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:38:06 PM
No.529517725
>>529517548
My players expect a playable game and instead I'm giving them slop dogshit kuso trash.
>>529472494
>>529473150
proof, with a monster can for scale
https://files.catbox.moe/veu56h.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/jveyk3.jpg
i broke his leg instantly so i had to glue it back on, what a pain. should have made him bigger
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:39:26 PM
No.529517850
>>529511256
I wish I had this, thank you Kita
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:40:48 PM
No.529517965
>>529517794
shouldnt you wait until the game is out before making merch, norgolb dev?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:42:17 PM
No.529518109
>>529518028
the merch must flow
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:42:28 PM
No.529518125
>>529516259
Was just listening to this guy again. He's barely keeping it together. He's realizing that not only do other game devs make far better games, but that they make better youtube channels as well. "Your youtube is WAY better than mine because it's just, it's just so FOCUSED." *holds back tears...
I hope his twisted tower game sells well so he doesn't paint the walls with his brains. Think of your family Tom, it's ok if you're not great at making games.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:43:08 PM
No.529518179
>>529518360
>>529517794
>should have made him bigger
r/functionalprint
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:43:48 PM
No.529518240
>>529518139
i think he'll be alright
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:44:58 PM
No.529518360
>>529518179
just need make the legs jointed, then add some servos and a waterproof camera
hook it up to an llm and boom profit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:45:11 PM
No.529518379
>>529514954
Really? It makes no sense? Are you dumb?
Another dev who made shitloads during the indie goldrush.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:48:40 PM
No.529518680
>>529519225
>>529518139
Can you give me more details. I feel like this part applies to me except in terms of speed at making games and better quality:
>He's realizing that not only do other game devs make far better games, but that they make better youtube channels as well. "Your youtube is WAY better than mine because it's just, it's just so FOCUSED." *holds back tears...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:48:52 PM
No.529518701
>>529518514
They're not good devs. They were never cut out for this field
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:49:47 PM
No.529518773
>>529519302
>>529518514
>making an RPG alone
dont do this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:50:35 PM
No.529518838
>>529520563
>>529518514
i cant comprehend how someone cant complete something so simple in such a long period of time. its a shame all the money goes to those with no ambition.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:03 PM
No.529518965
>>529519828
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:30 PM
No.529519005
>>529521529
>>529517525
Shitposting. Some anon in here was begging on how to find a slot machine asset for their game and we told them to make it because it's easy.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:35 PM
No.529519014
>>529519462
>>529518514
I suspect ambitious projects like this get this ending more often then its talked about. Wonder whats going on to cause this kind of stuff, poor dev management skill? Not a high enough programming skill? Lack of content ideas?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:54:48 PM
No.529519225
>>529518680
It was just Thomas prostrating himself of some random dev like usual. I wasn't making any deep point.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:54:59 PM
No.529519238
>>529519828
>>529518917
eyup
and then the majority that do play will only play for 30 minutes
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:55:43 PM
No.529519302
>>529518773
If I don't then who will
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:57:20 PM
No.529519462
>>529519982
>>529519014
Probably just a person taking on too much responsibility. Idk how people try doing Art, Programming, Music. It's a rare fucking person who can do all that AND deliver a content filled game. I feel like Stardew is a good example of what's possible for a single dev. If you look at what actually launched, Stardew was not FULL of content. I mean it had farming, and the building to rebuild, and relationships. So a good game by all means, but really take what features he has and realistically think about it, it's not that much. And that's really all you can hope to do if you're alone. It's going to take 5 years to have a core system and a few side systems.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:59:56 PM
No.529519718
>>529518917
I buy games as charity
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:00:58 PM
No.529519828
>>529520000
>>529518965
>>529519238
is this why games can make so much passive income now? Gaben deserves the 30% in that case. This means that people are buying games they would never buy otherwise, and it's only possible through steam. It also means that as long as you impress your core fanbase you don't have to deal with any complaints or requests from over HALF of your buyers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:01:07 PM
No.529519842
>>529518917
70-80% of players are roleplayers and socializers.
They don't play games to overcome dificult things.
The issue is designing games where you can't skip things so everyone reaches the end.
Games are still designed for killers when less than 5% of gamers are killers.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:01:20 PM
No.529519868
>>529518917
this is false, 25-35% won't play it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:02:29 PM
No.529519982
>>529521527
>>529519462
>it's not that much.
Yeah looking at my last game it felt like a lot when working on it but then Id grab all the assets and it just didnt feel like a lot. Not even 50 different enemies worth. Yet it took me so long to develop the game and it hasnt even been finished.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:02:39 PM
No.529520000
>>529519828
eyup its great!
also make sure to never support linux
they are a tiny minority but will make up like 90% of your bug reports
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:03:02 PM
No.529520030
>>529518917
like 70% played mine but i think most idled to get cards so obviously im an outlier
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:08:41 PM
No.529520563
>>529518838
>i cant comprehend how someone cant complete something so simple in such a long period of time
He literally got rich off a game he made in 4 months (with some extra updates in the months after).
Money is poison and it kills your hunger to "make it".
Though I should mention an RPG game is never something "so simple" to make.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:11:36 PM
No.529520861
>>529521174
>>529518917
As long as they don't refund it...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:13:00 PM
No.529521004
>>529498662
based jetbrains enjoyer
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:39 PM
No.529521174
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:17:51 PM
No.529521527
>>529519982
To clarify, I do think SDV was a solid well rounded game with a good core system + complimentary systems. BUT on paper it's not that much. Like, how many enemies did he have, how varied was combat? Very few, and basically no combat variation. Bombs and sword is was 99% of that system. Then the friend system is just giving people items. And again this isn't bad, it's just something to think about. This "simple" stuff takes a lot of time.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:17:51 PM
No.529521529
>>529517525
>>529519005
If you check /v/ he's in there making excuses on why it's somehow impossible for him to do.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:20:27 PM
No.529521787
an incremental tower defense game is the only game i can think of making right now
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:21:08 PM
No.529521863
>>529522453
Wow, my game is NOT liked.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:22:04 PM
No.529521970
>>529522097
is nortubel dead?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:23:13 PM
No.529522097
>>529521970
Yes (and socialism killed it)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:26:34 PM
No.529522453
>>529521863
[By whom?] [Citation needed]
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:27:54 PM
No.529522597
SO MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE IN ME I'LL DO MY BEST AND NEVER GIVE UP
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:29:24 PM
No.529522731
>>529523208
Years from now in your millionare home you're going to reminesce about how you forced that deckbuilder mechanic into your game and you will feel ashamed of yourself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:30:56 PM
No.529522903
>>529523023
front mission 3 clone but full mech graphics instead of sprite things inbetween attack animations
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:32:00 PM
No.529523004
>>529507876
I don't disagree with what he's saying at all, but he's trying to sound very elitist for someone whose game looks like absolute shit, and doesn't play too well. His game was a success because it's horror, the lowest common denominator in every type of entertainment.
There's definitely devs that could get away with being this sincere and condescending, but he's not him. He got lucky.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:32:11 PM
No.529523023
>>529522903
>game with multiple routes but the decision is 5 minutes into the game and the game is 100 hours long
what were they thinking
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:33:24 PM
No.529523162
cris shitting up /mu/
>>>/mu/126881997
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:33:36 PM
No.529523179
>>529523304
how do i make an RCTlike better than the original ?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:33:54 PM
No.529523208
>>529522731
Years from now on, in my makeshift hobo shelter near the trash dump I'll reminiscence about the time I had a computer and wonder if I should have added deckbuilder mechanics to my game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:34:54 PM
No.529523304
>>529523179
is it even possible? unless you code it in binary.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:38:17 PM
No.529523636
>>529524038
6 ways to 7 is actually fun
>>529523636
I am not learning craps
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:45:15 PM
No.529524313
i think that not wanting to play any game is the source of my current gamedev block
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:48:34 PM
No.529524616
it should be ready enough for demo day
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:51:06 PM
No.529524846
>>529524038
oh, i thought the guy came up with the bet types, didn't know the game already exists...
you ARE making a Yakuza-like, right?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:54:24 PM
No.529525132
>>529525005
There are Japanese people in my game does that count?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:56:29 PM
No.529525334
>>529514838
Grifterson is a whimpy faggot again (it's only the 3489th time). It's fucking hilarious how failed human beings will listen to this joke and think that the retarded drivel that comes out of his mouth is in any way meaningful.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:57:07 PM
No.529525397
>>529524038
this. it's crap!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:57:38 PM
No.529525452
>>529525005
Nah.
I have an idea for a game set in Japan but it would be horror focused.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:58:31 PM
No.529525532
>>529526421
What is the equivalent of /fit/s gains goblin in gamedev?
>couldn't even figure out how to place the feet on a rock
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:01:34 PM
No.529525868
>>529527807
>>529525565
remember when he had a complete meltdown and said he's quitting games for good, but his mormon handlers didn't like that, so they forced him to make another game.
and all of a sudden, he's ignoring the fact that he had a meltie on youtube?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:03:41 PM
No.529526072
>>529525565
The indie goldrush rewarded so many mediocre games
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:04:35 PM
No.529526170
>>529525565
it's a stylistic choice, incel
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:05:25 PM
No.529526248
I am struggling so much to make my game's art original, it is always overbaked and incoherent shit that nobody would pay any (ANY) money for.
Also you know, in order to evaluate if something is coherent you need to fucking draw it, and that takes time.
Seriously fuck this shit, I am so fucking done.
I wasn't meant to participate in consumerist society, spending my days cooking slop for braindead manchildren.
Fuck.
20 fucking years and I have yet to be thrown a single fucking bone.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:07:14 PM
No.529526421
>>529526921
>>529525532
you don't make gains in gamedev
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:08:12 PM
No.529526512
>>529526693
>posts eceleb
>hey, look at this guy! let's insult him!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:10:22 PM
No.529526693
>>529526512
This but unironically
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:12:48 PM
No.529526921
>>529526421
cris, don't be so hard on yourself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:13:29 PM
No.529526998
>>529528225
>>529474994
Thanks!
The game has multiplayer and it even works. Ideally I want it to be mission-based with additional coop and some pvp maps
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:13:48 PM
No.529527028
>>529528263
>>529526834
I like myself so much that there aren't any leftover "likes" for others.
I'd say sorry, but I don't like you enough to apologize.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:13:49 PM
No.529527035
>>529528263
>>529526834
I hope making a good game will finally enable me to like myself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:18:27 PM
No.529527473
>>529525565
To be fair IK was a pain in the ass back in Unity 4
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:21:31 PM
No.529527798
>>529528263
>>529526834
Correct. They like my game, and I'll like them back. Respect is two way street.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:21:36 PM
No.529527807
>>529528196
>>529525868
That's not exactly what happened.
He made a ton of money.
Felt that he was stressing himself out with deadlines and all that shit for no reason now that he was financially stable.
And said he would return to making games if he had a good idea.
Thoughts on stuffing your game into any and all loosely related jams to get some feedback?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:25:20 PM
No.529528196
>>529528383
>>529527807
The guilt and anxiety of charging naive devs 300 dollars for a gamedev course. Thomas Brush doesn't feel this guilt, which is why he's a sociopath.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:25:20 PM
No.529528197
>>529528138
Why not just go to a bunch of discords for some vaguely related games and ask people to try it out?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:25:34 PM
No.529528225
>>529526998
this shit is my jam
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:25:58 PM
No.529528263
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:26:21 PM
No.529528286
>>529528138
I've only ever worked on one game and I prepared it to release on demodays so I've never really had problems getting feedback
I guess just beg your friends
>>529528196
Do you think his course is worth it? Maybe there's good information, $300 isn't that much?
What's the best game engine for vibe coding? I want to just point the Cursor agent at a directory and get most of the boilerplate shit done so I can focus on the fun parts. Please no bully.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:28:04 PM
No.529528468
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:28:34 PM
No.529528510
>>529529563
>>529528452
>he fell for the #ad
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:29:42 PM
No.529528638
>>529528850
>>529528383
I cant' speak to David's course.
But for Thomas I would be extremely skeptical.
Anyone offering courses for Unity, Godot and Unreal for a single price probably doesn't know more than a surface level about all three.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:29:42 PM
No.529528640
>>529529563
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:31:53 PM
No.529528850
>>529529121
>>529528638
Pretty sure he's outsourcing the curriculum to some thirdies
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:34:27 PM
No.529529121
>>529528850
I would ask for a refund immediately if I found that to be the case.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:38:38 PM
No.529529563
>>529531990
>>529528640
>>529528510
What? Cam I not just do unity or something since it's c# code and then just plug in the script files to my components?
I have an idea and need programmers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:43:35 PM
No.529530125
>>529529938
do tell, bocchi
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:44:03 PM
No.529530168
>>529529938
What's the pay?
>>529528452
>so I can focus on the fun parts
define what's fun for you
https://youtube.com/shorts/59iVfmi5xls
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:45:51 PM
No.529530371
>>529531857
>>529530195
>Youtubers are melting your brain. (And you don't even know)
>>529530195
Story, art, level design, gameplay mechanic tweaking. I don't want to learn to design an AI or study trig so I can get a sprite to face the camera perpendicular regardless of position on screen. That's the opposite of fun.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:47:37 PM
No.529530583
>>529530936
>>529530536
Just make Doom/Quake Wads.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:48:36 PM
No.529530704
>>529530951
>>529530542
Nice! But... What is "it"?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:50:39 PM
No.529530936
>>529531568
>>529530583
Nah I want to make an iso action RPG that's actually horny instead of some sage horny bullshit. I'm going for unsafe honey.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:50:52 PM
No.529530951
>>529530704
>stop asking questions!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:56:16 PM
No.529531568
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:56:39 PM
No.529531620
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:58:42 PM
No.529531857
>>529530371
All social media, doomscrolling, porn.
>>529530536
If you're good enough to catch someone's attention, you could try looking for someone that is willing to do those things for you for free.
Like here:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529175947/#q529177471
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:59:44 PM
No.529531990
>>529529563
oh, sorry, I meant Super Wienie Hut Jrs.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:59:48 PM
No.529531994
>>529531912
a miserable little pile of amateur waifus
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:00:51 PM
No.529532119
>>529531912
the opposite of marmofake.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:03:33 PM
No.529532436
>>529528138
yeah i heard some guys are making a jam this friday they're all gamedevs from a hacker website its gonna be cool
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:03:59 PM
No.529532487
>>529533628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOrHPDjEZU
need a godot gf to make the shartdew killer with so bad vros...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:08:00 PM
No.529532923
trooniper nodev posting, which means that marmoshart woke up
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:08:04 PM
No.529532934
>>529533386
Why can't i make a game that feels like using Winamp with waifus?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:08:06 PM
No.529532939
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:08:40 PM
No.529532995
>>529533814
>>529532823
Does she have a BF?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:12:21 PM
No.529533386
>>529537928
>>529532934
cris did you abandon the japanese learning game already
>>529529938
What'cha need help with, anon? Maybe I can share some Bedabots code to make it work!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:14:31 PM
No.529533628
>>529532487
enough with the asian women
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:14:53 PM
No.529533668
the state of this thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:15:14 PM
No.529533707
>>529533434
>vedditor tourist doesnt know abou the bosci nodev shitposts
another one
KEKYPOW
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:16:11 PM
No.529533805
I love tall tastefully lanky curly red haired freckle duck bunny overbite nice front teef woman and I will make game with her.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:16:35 PM
No.529533847
>>529535226
>>529533434
Yes Bedabotdev, I need help! I need to see the biggest pair of robot tits in your game so I know what I'm dealing with.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:17:22 PM
No.529533928
>>529533814
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:17:49 PM
No.529533971
>>529534208
reminder that notch's wife is a billionaire despite not making minecraft and at this rate shes gonna have more money than him since hes spending it all
get married BEFORE you make game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:18:21 PM
No.529534038
>>529534220
Can't believe she met the saint himself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:19:59 PM
No.529534208
>>529533971
wish I was notch's wife
>>529533814
>>529534038
are all of them nepobabies or just her, schizo sleuths do your jobs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:22:14 PM
No.529534451
>>529534220
>are all of them nepobabies or just her, schizo sleuths do your jobs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:24:08 PM
No.529534664
>>529537713
Testing the momentum system
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:24:30 PM
No.529534698
>>529534874
trooniper nodev does give nepobaby vibes if im being honest
if you listen to xer you're being mislead by someone who never struggled in xir life, on top of beinga w*man (no good game comes from them)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:26:14 PM
No.529534874
>>529534698
@grok translate this from incelish plz
what do chinkmen use instead of twitter?
>>529535043
misskey, weibo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:29:09 PM
No.529535214
>>529535043
there bilibili but thats more youtube
>>529533847
Okay! Anything gamedev-related you need help with, or will that suffice?
https://litter.catbox.moe/o74p24exst2fqfrd.png
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:29:21 PM
No.529535230
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:31:09 PM
No.529535441
>>529537272
this guy ->
>>529535226 gives me fygoon vibes, like great value fygoon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:33:09 PM
No.529535672
>>529536451
how old in juniper dev
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:33:58 PM
No.529535773
>>529535226
That's good for now, thanks!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:34:27 PM
No.529535818
blud thinks we are youtube wikia
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:35:18 PM
No.529535917
>>529536223
My hexes worked. Pirate Software is finally getting cancelled.
Tell me your secrets right now. How do you focus on gamedev and work on your game for hours without procrastinating?
REVEAL THY SECRETS
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:37:22 PM
No.529536123
>>529535980
by having the weekends be completely with no restriction.
assuming you can work on your game for at least 8 hours per day during the work week.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:38:02 PM
No.529536204
>>529533814
The guy in the middle is polymars, another zoomer devtuber. I doubt they're dating.
>>529534220
>emily pitcher
that's a pretty white last name. Is she a hapa? I can't tell. Also skimming through her website she doesn't even do any coding for her game. Stolen valour.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:38:09 PM
No.529536223
>>529535917
use a blessing on me, anon. I think someone hexxed me. I have not worked on my game for the last 3 days.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:39:09 PM
No.529536337
>>529539446
How to godot?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:39:54 PM
No.529536437
>>529535980
>How do you focus on gamedev and work on your game for hours without procrastinating?
I withhold music from myself, I only listen to any whilst working on my game.
Also paper plus classic notebook does help with organizing stuff
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:40:05 PM
No.529536451
>>529535672
too young for you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:40:39 PM
No.529536503
>>529535193
If only I could register on misskey.io. Now I have to make my own instance.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:40:43 PM
No.529536512
>>529536936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WVZaIVn7OM
mandem really said: imma give my MC the least amount of aura and rizz
>you really thought you could get away with spaghetti code... AGAIN???
>ah ah ah
>not today anon-kun
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:43:01 PM
No.529536768
>>529536672
>cris has to pay 2 people 2 dollars a month
where do i get in on this racket
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:44:17 PM
No.529536898
>>529536672
I...I thought you were supposed to get paid on patreon, not the other way around?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:44:18 PM
No.529536903
>>529536672
I WILL surpass him.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:44:34 PM
No.529536936
>>529536512
this'll have 500 reviews day 1, all from people who have bought both fields of misteria and stardew valley and played both for 500 hours already
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:44:48 PM
No.529536962
>>529536546
agdg should take inspiration from dragon ball DS visual style
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:47:38 PM
No.529537272
>>529535441
okay, you're taking it too far
don't compare people to that person or Cris
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:47:56 PM
No.529537320
>>529537596
i NEED juniperdev's
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:50:28 PM
No.529537596
>>529539336
>>529537320
juniperdev's...
JUNIPERDEV'S WHAT?!
WHAT DO YOU NEED
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:51:44 PM
No.529537713
>>529538647
>>529534664
Did you remove the celestial bodies orbiting?
It's boring when they're static
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:52:57 PM
No.529537849
>>529538054
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2142790/Fields_of_Mistria/
why is this only 18k reviews
proof that nepobaby games get botted reviews and botted score
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:53:40 PM
No.529537928
>>529533386
Not really, I was at my dentist and was idea guying while at it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:54:44 PM
No.529538054
>>529538940
>>529537849
>Stardew Valley but worse and ugly
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:55:44 PM
No.529538152
>>529535980
Enjoy the process
I'm finally starting to realize how much of a retard I am for ever thinking game dev was going to free me from wageslavery. The estimated net revenue for a $10 game with 1,000 reviews is barely over $100,000. Before taxes too. That's 35 THOUSAND sales by the way. I consider $100k to be the absolute bare minimum amount needed to actually feel like I've "made it", and even then it still isn't enough to buy a house in my country (third worlders need not reply). I'd still be a rentoid.
So even after I've managed to strike gold and make a game people actually like, I'd need to immediately start working on my next game, because that $100k is going to dry up real quick unless I want to go back to wageslaving. But would I really have enough of a fanbase at that modest level of success to guarantee my next game will provide me with anything more than a few thousand dollars? Can I bank on lightning striking twice? I don't think so.
Feel free to laugh at my stupidity for not just thinking I had a chance at making it, but making it to the level that I'd achieve true freedom. I don't even want to be mega wealthy, I just want to be able to quit my job with some feeling of security to keep making games.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:57:43 PM
No.529538383
>>529540485
I honestly want to make a game that feels like winamp + isekai + reading old newspapers + reader digest from the 60's + typewriter ambient + 70's terminals + 80's anime.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:59:59 PM
No.529538647
>>529537713
They don't move when time is stop.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:00:58 PM
No.529538784
>>529538369
just move to some expat heaven
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:02:00 PM
No.529538893
>>529538369
as long as you learn this within the first 6 months and not after years.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:02:23 PM
No.529538940
>>529538054
shartdew tranney looks like a rpgmaker porn game
pipe down
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:03:49 PM
No.529539105
>>529540816
either you become rich with your hit game or you might as well not even release any game.
no stardew valleys wasn't erics 10th game release. no minecraft wasn't notchs 10th game release. no schedule 1 wasn't the 10th release.
at least poverty is harsh and truthful, middle class income is just eternal copium in fear of not hitting rock bottom with the poorfags. at least poorfags can handle it and don't have to enslave themselves out of fear.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:04:56 PM
No.529539235
>>529536672
i apologize to cris
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:05:45 PM
No.529539336
>>529537596
calm down juniperdev
gamedev is basically a lottery. you can either spend all your time on one lottery ticket, or make a lot of lottery tickets
>>529536337
do the opposite of what nortubel does
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:07:18 PM
No.529539493
>>529539870
>>529538369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtYvcIjvoQ
Why the 30% Royalty Devs lose to Steam Doesn't Make Sense
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:07:36 PM
No.529539521
>>529539838
if it's a lottery, how come devs like Landfall Games and Grizzly Games keep making hit after hit?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:10:16 PM
No.529539818
>YouTube link
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:10:23 PM
No.529539838
>>529540506
>>529539437
yeah just looking at all the random 2D platformers that blew up randomly because they won the lottery...
oh wait, none of them blows up :DDD
>>529539521
it's not a lottery, the other anon is just a fucking dumbass with low IQ who can't recognize patterns. when you can't recognize a pattern you believe it is randomness. that's literally the definition of low intelligence.
imagine going to a doctor and he says "if i can cure you is literally just a lottery, because there's no obvious pattern in your symptoms" - i know your finger is swollen, but if your finger is really the problem is just like playing the lottery. maybe it's your anus?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:10:36 PM
No.529539870
>>529539493
Valve cultists don't care. They're the modern console zealots.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:11:25 PM
No.529539950
>>529540250
you have to make what you want to make.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:13:28 PM
No.529540170
and what you want to play...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:14:03 PM
No.529540250
>>529539950
yep, having a personal identity is the key, not random ideas. that's why ghetto poorfags are rappers and not country singers. same vice versa.
if you don't align what you do with your identity you'll be seen as a fraud and fail.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:16:02 PM
No.529540485
>>529538383
I saw that the other day. didn't catch the name.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:16:09 PM
No.529540506
>>529539446
Finish a game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:18:42 PM
No.529540814
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:18:42 PM
No.529540816
>>529539105
True.
Just take your shot and move on if you fail.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:19:26 PM
No.529540907
>>529539437
>gamedev is basically a lottery. you can either spend all your time on one lottery ticket, or make a lot of lottery tickets
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:20:22 PM
No.529541018
ppl say there's so many good games yet they all fail. meanwhile i don't see any good games. maybe i'm just blind or so. i genuinely think schedule 1 was better than all those 2D indie games. like, i don't really see all those good games that fail out of bad luck. maybe they serve a niche, but then yeah, if you go for a niche, then you are just a niche game, ofc you not gonna hit the masses.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:21:49 PM
No.529541198
>>529539437
third worlder mindset
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:21:52 PM
No.529541205
>>529541335
if the game you want to play can be made by one person it means that your game isnt good
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:23:00 PM
No.529541335
>>529541408
>>529541205
if your pizza can be made by one person it means that your pizza isnt good
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:23:07 PM
No.529541347
If you can't make a good game with 1 person, you have a skill issue.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:23:36 PM
No.529541408
>>529541538
>>529541335
>Making pizza is the same thing as making a game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:24:29 PM
No.529541514
good game =/= big game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:24:39 PM
No.529541538
>>529541682
>>529541408
nigga you have 3+ years time to make your stupid ass game. what the hell do you do in those 3 years that cannot be good in the end?
with early access you can even stretch it to 10+ years.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:25:50 PM
No.529541682
>>529541538
Who said you had to spend 3 years on a fucking video game. The original Binding of Isaac was made in 3 months.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:26:28 PM
No.529541739
I want some pizza now...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:27:17 PM
No.529541818
hungry....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:28:36 PM
No.529541980
Exterminate all animetroons with a flamethrower
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:29:38 PM
No.529542092
anime is an inseparable part of gamedev
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:30:12 PM
No.529542161
yee down with the animetroons wahooo burn them dooown
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:30:16 PM
No.529542170
>3 days
how do I get good at character design?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:31:46 PM
No.529542336
What's with all the Japanimation in this thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:31:56 PM
No.529542357
>>529542286
>how do I get good at character design?
how does it feel to make a game with SDL ?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:33:48 PM
No.529542565
>bocchin' hours
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:05 PM
No.529542596
>>529542781
>>529539446
yeah but HOW to godot????
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:35:28 PM
No.529542781
>>529542924
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:36:41 PM
No.529542919
>>529542464
this but in a gay retard voice
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:36:41 PM
No.529542924
>>529543014
>>529542781
Now to make my FE clone
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:36:46 PM
No.529542928
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:37:41 PM
No.529543014
>>529543219
>>529542924
>FE clone
>he doesn't know
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:38:26 PM
No.529543108
I was watching a video about ham radio language, and I'm like, wtf, a radio operator would be 100% KINO as game mechanic, wtf.
Imagine a world war Z ham radio operator VN.
that would be 100% amazing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:39:20 PM
No.529543219
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:40:00 PM
No.529543305
>>529500528
the druidess with the booba?? POST IT
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:40:18 PM
No.529543329
>>529547047
>i-i can't believe it.
>this will revolutionize the industry
>ehehehehhehe
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:40:57 PM
No.529543394
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:43:16 PM
No.529543669
>>529543059
always has been
>>529543059
anime website, now stop seething
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:44:57 PM
No.529543850
>>529543928
>>529543732
>He says on a video game board
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:45:30 PM
No.529543912
>>529543732
it's all two or three posters spamming this off topic shit because they get off derailing the thread
>>529543850
>He says on an anime video game board
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:47:03 PM
No.529544090
>>529544295
>>529543928
>>>/a/
and stay there
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:47:05 PM
No.529544094
>>529544584
>>529542464
Bare-bones, simple, satisfying.
Anons will seethe that you dare enginedev or be happy with a small game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:47:39 PM
No.529544157
>>529543928
>He says on a video game board that created to contain League of Legends and Dota threads, two Western games
Anyway
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:48:46 PM
No.529544295
>>529547047
>>529544090
/agdg/ literally stands for Anime Game Development General.
baka!
>pew pew pew pew
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:49:26 PM
No.529544372
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:49:53 PM
No.529544430
I have anti anime fatigue.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:49:56 PM
No.529544438
>>529544584
>>529542464
pretty comfy though I quickly realized I'm too midwit for c and ran into hard to debug heap corruption errors when trying to make a decent sized game with it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:51:14 PM
No.529544584
>>529545280
>>529544094
>>529544438
there's something telling me to do it bros
I want to make simple game from scratch
I know it won't be good
I know its pointless but I want to do it so bad
Avatarfagging doesn't make you cool or interesting.
Attention seeking female behavior.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:52:00 PM
No.529544668
yep HE was right
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:52:51 PM
No.529544745
>>529544601
facts, but they will never admit it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:52:58 PM
No.529544768
>>529514548
Keep posting this cat and daigo picture cristobal. They are funny.
I know creating a 3d platformer is a bad idea commercially. But I'm not even sure that's the main genre.
You control a guy on an island on the day of the apocalypse and have to manage your time and island resources to survive it.
You'll have to discover the order of things to do, object interactions through experimentation and exploration of the island to find interest points. all this while wiping until eventually winning.
Should I try?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:53:26 PM
No.529544827
Anime internet
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:53:59 PM
No.529544897
>>529544806
>You control a guy
You already lost me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:23 PM
No.529544948
>>529544806
>Should I try?
of course not, trying is the first step towards failure.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:54 PM
No.529545005
>>529545094
me? im with the lizardman on this one
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:55:37 PM
No.529545094
>>529545005
we don't care about your gay crush
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:18 PM
No.529545280
>>529548250
>>529544584
Hell yes anon do it!!
This is a hobby, and the point of a hobby is to enjoy it. You'll learn so much.
It feels great to finish a small shitty game and have anons play the demo.
I recommend raylib as it has more high level features that will help a beginner. But SDL has more low level functionality so you can make your own choice.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:58:29 PM
No.529545412
>>529545495
rocks
>>529545412
now I want ice coffee.....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:59:13 PM
No.529545501
>>529544601
(((female))) is what they want you to think. that's a man, nigga. it's all trannies.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:00:58 PM
No.529545702
>>529545495
make one for me
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.529545723
>>529545495
What a coincidence. I just got back from making one for myself.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:01:40 PM
No.529545780
>>529539437
its a lottery ticket but making a good game gets you more rolls
>>529545726
Just add one key ingredient
How do you make token collecting/turning in exciting and fun? Basically, kill a bunch of enemies, at the end of the level a UI pop up tells you that you earned x number of tokens. Walk over to NPC and another UI pop up lets you click a button to turn in the tokens
But there were no actual tokens, there was no feeling of earning and achieving, and no dopamine released via the turn in (although a juiced up animated XP bar and level up sounds/effects can help with this)
Any thoughts? Yesdev, nodev, and idea guy opinions all welcome
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:23 PM
No.529546570
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:10:00 PM
No.529546772
>>529548403
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:10:41 PM
No.529546835
Gamedev is like poker. You fold hands until you find one within your range, and then bet time and effort into making it. Even with bullets, you're not guaranteed success, but your odds are overwhelmingly higher.
Gamedev is not a lottery. If you believe so, that is because your IQ is too low. You have no clue how to interpret the hand you're playing. You might as well be playing blind.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:03 PM
No.529546873
>>529546223
Did sweet baby finally update their copy paste material?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:18 PM
No.529546913
Now I see why you guys hate the 'Goon. He was right about everything. Sure, he is not perfect, but at least he is a tried and true yesdev who is the embodiment of whimsical adventure, deep lore, and solid messaging for the entire family to enjoy.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:30 PM
No.529546935
>>529548262
>>529546398
even if you make them green floating orbs or something, you gotta tune into the caveman brain and give us physical, attractive-looking things to collect and spend that are shiny and/or interesting. and give us satisfying, high-pitched "clinking" sounds when they are collected (and maybe make consequent pickup sounds go up in pitch slightly)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:37 PM
No.529546950
>>529547050
Every single tranimeposter you share this general with is eventually going to end up like Chris Chan did
The only reason you won't hear about it is because none of them are as high profile as him
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:55 PM
No.529546984
>>529547112
deving with alcoholic father in the background screaming some random shit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:24 PM
No.529547047
>>529547265
>>529544295
>>529543329
>>529536546
>>529530542
reminder that naked Bulma scenes in anime were shown when Bulma was like 14-15 years old, so any DB fan is a pedophile in US jurisdiction
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:26 PM
No.529547050
>>529546950
doesnt chris chan have a cute gf?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:54 PM
No.529547096
>>529548262
>>529546398
The act of collecting doesn't have to be fun. the rewards have to. players will get excited on their own by the potential rewards each time they spot a collectible.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:13:03 PM
No.529547112
>>529547256
>>529546984
my condolences, personally we left and it worked out okay, I hope you feel strong enough to post about your game next time
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:13:56 PM
No.529547229
>>529535980
crawling in my skin on loop
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:07 PM
No.529547256
>>529547112
>personally we left and it worked out okay
I'm moving out tommorow so it's ok
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:11 PM
No.529547265
>>529547047
I watch Ocean Dub. No noodely involved. Just fully closed human.s
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:17:41 PM
No.529547668
>>529545726
its soulless as fuck though. basically kongjaks.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:18:03 PM
No.529547714
>>529548262
>>529546398
you need a limiter.
Basically the best fit for collecting without combat is a level time limit.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:18:20 PM
No.529547742
>>529542464
it feels good to flex on godotroons and unity/unreal jeets
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:23:04 PM
No.529548250
>>529545280
If SDL ends up being too harsh on me, I will use raylib
>>529546398
>>529546935
>>529547096
>>529547714
So in all of these examples there does need to be a physical act of collecting it seems. My issue is over-loading the player with collecting too much. Item drops, coin drops, XP drops, etc, it almost becomes too noisy and less impactful at that point. Hmmmm....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:24:28 PM
No.529548403
>>529552879
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:25:47 PM
No.529548561
>>529548262
you can use something like collect the most tokens in 60 seconds, as core non violent combat alternative.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:28:51 PM
No.529548924
>>529549193
browsing this thread and actually reading what people write will retrain your brain and it'll make you think like nodevs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:29:04 PM
No.529548954
>>529548262
The key is the ups and downs. Small reward for small enemies and huge reward for big enemies. Disproportionately huge like an ogre that's as tough as 5 orcs would drop 15X as many tokens as those 5 orcs. That way the swings between big and small rewards can really drum up some excitement.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:31:13 PM
No.529549193
>>529549360
>>529548924
If you give equal value to each comment then yes but I wouldn't recommend that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:32:42 PM
No.529549360
>>529549193
law of mere exposure
>even if i worked for 4 years and the game was a flop, I would have learned so much, I would have grown as a person and I would have the dignity of like, I had finished a project and I feel that is important too and that can, you know... if you keep that going, eventually, you're really increasing your chances of something happening... it's better than doing nothing!
https://youtu.be/83DYlsJoaFk?feature=shared&t=4032
>>529549521
you cannot force this mindset, you need financial security to have it
>>529549652
If you don't at least have short-term financial security, you should not be wasting your time with game dev.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:38:42 PM
No.529550047
>>529550184
>>529549521
the only ways ive learned and grew while making this game are obtaining useless skills like programming and animating
the ony thing that will happen when i release this flop is i'll have wasted the years i was supposed to be doing things with and end up poor and worthless forever
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:39:05 PM
No.529550086
>>529551552
>>529546223
I prefer this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:39:23 PM
No.529550127
https://kiwi.web-sdr.net/
Imagine making a game off this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:39:49 PM
No.529550184
>>529549652
>>529550005
>>529550047
cris youre not a nepobaby
nepobaby advice doesnt matter to you, just like chad advice doesnt matter to you, just like dubai prince advice doesnt matter to you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:40:21 PM
No.529550240
>>529549521
nice to be able to say this after you've already succeeded
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:41:13 PM
No.529550321
>>529550661
slime friends
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:41:41 PM
No.529550369
>>529549521
I was already grown when I made my game though, I didn't suck at pixel art like eric so it's hard to say where I improved...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:42:20 PM
No.529550434
>>529550557
>>529549521
Says the guy who never had a soulcrushing 9-5. Working part time at a pretzel shop doesn't count
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:43:29 PM
No.529550557
>>529550661
>>529550434
Is it his fault you're a pussy? Sell drugs, loser. Get a bitch to support you.
>>529550321
looks cool i really like the iridescent effect or whatever its called
>>529550557
not gonna lie you deserve a good beheading, hope you get it one day
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:50:07 PM
No.529551306
>>529551483
>>529550005
Right. When Alexander invaded Persia people often say "Well he was a prince who became King, it was so easy for him!" No, he had to sell off most of his land, most his property. To the point it worried his companions. "Alexander, what have you left for yourself?" Alexander "My dreams." He got his financing in order and then went to war. He didn't just launch himself into war, 1 foot in and 1 foot out. Get your shit in order and then do it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:50:47 PM
No.529551376
>>529552167
is this jobby evil? the majority of big indie devs are metaphysically evil
what does it mean?
I hate how successful crumble is despite being a shit human
second wind shilled him
just before that he was on one of the summer game fest secondary streams
>>529551306
Alexander was literally a nepobaby thoughever
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:52:06 PM
No.529551552
>>529551776
>>529550086
my next game will be adult man + little girl ludokino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:52:09 PM
No.529551556
>>529551776
>>529551483
Right, you're the anti Eric schizo. You're mentally ill.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:52:16 PM
No.529551573
>>529550661
this post perfectly captures the duality of the average agdg poster. Incredible
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:52:22 PM
No.529551589
>>529551476
lots of evil people are doing well in the indie gamedev space, hmmmm....
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:53:01 PM
No.529551658
>>529551776
>>529551483
If you're not a nepobaby, you're NGMI. This is a nepobaby jobby. Losers like you need to go back to your warehouse job.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:54:01 PM
No.529551776
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:54:59 PM
No.529551897
>>529552045
>>529551476
nepotism rocks doesnt it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:55:48 PM
No.529551980
>>529552574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfI3GRQbV0s
Do you ask for random ideas of shit to look up on chat gpt.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:56:21 PM
No.529552045
>>529551897
Right, you're the anti Crumble schizo. You're mentally ill.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:00 PM
No.529552124
your daddy paid off 80% of your kickstarter lol we already know
bot some more twitter and reddit posts you fraud
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:28 PM
No.529552167
>>529551376
The world is evil, it's everywhere
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:59:04 PM
No.529552329
LMFAO
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:00:08 PM
No.529552450
Are you doing all you can to get jacked and live your best life, to make your best game? Are you doing all you know to be right and ignoring everything you know to be wrong?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:00:21 PM
No.529552471
>>529552749
these are grown men in their 30s 40s gossiping about each other btw
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:04 PM
No.529552550
>>529506520
as someone with chronic lung diesase, i got used to every now and then nearly passing out from a sharp pain when trying to deep deeply...
usually i just wait a bit and try again and goes away by itself
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:14 PM
No.529552567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJggZec6qqo
say what you want even if he was a nepobaby and got a lot of free marketing he worked hard on putting all the chances on his side
how many devs are too lazy to have coop in coop centric games? how many dont think of having an easy moddable game? sure you wont get the same attention from the (((((medias))))))) but still
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:18 PM
No.529552574
>>529552810
>>529551980
>Bench Power Supplies
At first Ive thought we are entering /fit/ cris arc
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:45 PM
No.529552624
>>529552810
Success breeds jealousy.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:01 PM
No.529552648
>>529553198
The organization distracted me once again. I didn't make any progress because I binged the sopranos and mushoku tensei. I don't know why the organization tries to distract me, but they won't succeed. I'm on to their tricks now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:18 PM
No.529552681
>>529552810
can we go back to bocch posting?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:24 PM
No.529552690
>>529550661
inshallah brother
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:56 PM
No.529552749
>>529552471
We aslo pretend to be japanese highschool anime girls
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:03:33 PM
No.529552810
>>529552574
>>529552624
>>529552681
very organic posts, nothing to see here citizen
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:04:13 PM
No.529552879
>>529548403
look at that forearm/thigh ratio and that pixie cut
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:04:58 PM
No.529552947
>samefagging again
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:11 PM
No.529552967
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:13 PM
No.529552971
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:39 PM
No.529553008
lets summon his enemy, the 'goon
Alhamdulillah, brother Eriq Al-Baruni has blessed this thread. MashaβAllah
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:07:32 PM
No.529553198
>>529552648
what organization?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:10:53 PM
No.529553532
>>529553195
MashaβAllah brothers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:12:52 PM
No.529553716
madodev still posting here? he sounded very depressed last time i saw him
i guess that making porn games takes a toll on your well being, unless you're a psychopath
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:13:12 PM
No.529553750
>>529553195
Bismillah brother
Labbayk wallahi as long as we stand our deen can never get broken by the murtaddeen
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:17:29 PM
No.529554220
>>529549521
this is true if you actually enjoy making games
oh no, my game flopped
fuck it, i learned a lot
i'll just work on another one
vs
oh no, my game flopped
my get rich quick scheme failed
time to commit seppuku
back to my miserable wage cage
anybody who doesn't understand his perspective is likely ngmi
what kind of remote job can you find if you're good at gamedev
I mean generally, not just in gamedev field
>vibe coder
>programmer
etc
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:19:30 PM
No.529554428
>>529554501
>>529554249
>vibe coder
consider suicide street shitter
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:20:15 PM
No.529554501
>>529554428
get with the times sir prompt engineer is a legit job now sir do the needful
why does /agdg/ suddenly hate vibe coding?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:22:51 PM
No.529554785
>>529554538
Maybe some coders seething that art skilled devs that aren't good at coding can now just like make game without having to hire them
What do you anons think of the movement?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:24:08 PM
No.529554920
>>529555168
/agdg/ -> 1000 posts about how hard it is to make money
/prod/ -> 0 posts because people literally gave up already, they don't even discuss it anymore
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:24:32 PM
No.529554962
>>529556031
>>529554842
On your prototype grind texture material, find "tri-planar" and turn it on.
>>529554842
why do people always make wallruning when trying to "improve" fps controller?
(ignore the old wemb I attached)
which audio track do you prefer? Not so much about the style, but in terms of how the track sounds:
https://vocaroo.com/17xHISsLExqs
or
https://vocaroo.com/1oHdYhYons9R
Top is generated in Unity using pureData synthesis, MIDI, and Tracker module files. Bottom is purely done in a Tracker.
I like the top better, but it takes a while to make them. Doing stuff just on the tracker can be anywhere from 30 min to 2 hours to have something decent, whereas doing stuff in Unity takes around 3 hours minimum (first programmed on the Tracker, then pureData and MIDI needs configuring, then plug it into the custom editor I made, then generate at runtime)
Plus side for generated in Unity - takes up almost 0 disk space (5mb right now. I'm guessing around 25-50mb total once the game is complete) vs the Tracker mp3 files which are anywhere between 3mb and 10mb each.
Thanks, have a great day!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:26:10 PM
No.529555168
>>529555293
>>529554920
100 games release on Steam every day, while 100,000 songs release on Spotify every day.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:27:10 PM
No.529555293
>>529555168
it'd take you 200 years without sleeping to listen to all the music released last year
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:27:42 PM
No.529555358
>>529554538
because i don't want these street shitters making PRs to my projects
>>529554971
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:27:55 PM
No.529555394
>>529561695
>>529554842
jumping out shouldn't turn you towards opposite wall that drastically, keep the camera in the direction you're running, other than that its cool
also your wells are missing the turning wheel to lower/raise the bucket
I farted and blood came out
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:28:56 PM
No.529555518
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:29:40 PM
No.529555602
>>529555457
How is this related to video games?
Imagine for a second you had a do over and could start working on gamedev early enough that you could release a single full fledged complete game between 2015-2017. Ie you get sent back to ~2010 with just enough time to finish and release the game in that tiny window. Do you think you could succeed and make a 3000+ review game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:31:35 PM
No.529555834
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:32:45 PM
No.529555963
>>529555457
stop masturbating anally
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:33:22 PM
No.529556031
>>529554962
Hahahaha thank you anon. I have a bunch of CSGboxes with test.jpg added to it and called it a day.
>>529554971
Because I want wall running and wall kicking. I am not trying to "improve" the quake controller I am making the game I want to player which is like csgo surf but you are killing thing while you do it, Im adding it so when you are in a tight arena you have more options for movement.
if you call yourself a gamedev and can't write C, your only option is suck starting a shotgun
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:34:43 PM
No.529556183
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:35:26 PM
No.529556257
>>529555794
with my current knowledge yeah
i was pretty dogshit back then, and now i am less dogshit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:36:11 PM
No.529556340
>>529555457
Concerning. Might just be a hemorrhoid(s). Have you been sitting for very long periods of time (eg sitting and devving for 4 hours straight, or gaming too, basically sitting too long)? You need to get up and walk more frequently. Usually hemorrhoids make themselves obvious within a few days. Could just go get it checked. Just dont sit for too long. Even if you're crunching to make your game make it to demo day, its not worth it anon. It's just demo day, take a break. Same with staring at the pc monitor. Even if its an intense session of drawing, you need to take a break for your eyes sake, and probably neck too. Go get it checked though
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:41:25 PM
No.529556928
>>529555457
Never trust your farts
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:46:46 PM
No.529557548
>>529557847
>tfw you start making assets reliably and they're not dogshit
what the fuck im learning
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:49:37 PM
No.529557847
>>529557548
Sure you are, Cris.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:49:40 PM
No.529557856
There's not yet a game about water jousting between anglo pirates and new grenada teams meanwhile they're being cheered by Vanuatu water musicians set in Venice in the quatrocento.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:52:40 PM
No.529558175
>>529559597
Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing what life is about
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:54:26 PM
No.529558365
A little redo of Ctesiphon and it colonial BG
>>529490053
Iv literally been spending like a week turning down normals x1000 you're blind and trolling me instead of giving me some REAL feedback.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:58:25 PM
No.529558781
>>529559558
remember.
mix and step for shaders > if statements
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:01:48 PM
No.529559167
>>529559383
>>529558617
stop driving yourself crazy with this stuff. thats my advice to you, the game looks good enough already.
>>529559167
NO IF I CAN GET THE LOW POPULATION OF ANGRY JADED WHITE MEN ON MESSAGE BOARDS TO LIKE THE GAMES ART that WILL 1000000x ITS APPEAL TO NORMIES AND GAMERS. EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS DOWNSTREAM FROM THE CHUD ON A MESSAGE BOARD WHETHER YOU REALIZE IT or NOT
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:05:18 PM
No.529559558
>>529559880
>>529558781
This only matters if you're maxing out the GPU, like in a shitcoin mining or AI training situation.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:05:42 PM
No.529559597
>>529558175
whenever those people say that stuff I just imagine a rotting corpse and think "These people think playing it safe is going to prevent the grave?"
No, you prevent the grave by being so weird that the entire world dissolves.
And that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to end this world and its rot. I'm not playing nice with it. I'm not saying its part of a good plan anymore.
In the impossible scenario where she never comes to me, I'll stay alone. I will never let this illusion win.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:06:18 PM
No.529559672
>>529559383
whoa blast from the past
Boku like from old-ass /agdg/? Like 10 years ago?
You working on a sequel or some DLC or something?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:06:29 PM
No.529559694
>>529555794
Yes definitely. I could cut scope and save months of time and it'd probably still sell well.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:07:13 PM
No.529559781
>>529559929
>>529560061
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:07:19 PM
No.529559794
>>529560790
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:07:59 PM
No.529559880
>>529560702
>>529559558
i am just implementing best pragtices...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:08:25 PM
No.529559929
>>529561857
>>529559781
whodev humilliation ritual
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:08:29 PM
No.529559942
>>529558617
Palm tree looks cool
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:09:32 PM
No.529560061
>>529561857
>>529559781
this is a unique art style
good jobbbbbbboooooooooooooo pardner
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:10:36 PM
No.529560187
i'm making a text-based idle game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:11:27 PM
No.529560280
imagine making a rogue-like beat em up couch co-op with balatro-lite mechanics and with an early chiptune style pixel em up art style?
As always, I will make a generous donation to your demo if you add a screen at the beginning that says "I'm a farty fart man with a big smelly butt that smells like farts". It must be unskippable and stay present and visible for at least 5 seconds.
I'll make more announcements as DD comes up, and for any qualifying games I'll be waiting a week to make sure you don't just immediately replace it.
I don't want to list an exact amount, because a game where it really doesn't fit in, or going "the extra mile" (fart noises in your soundtrack, especially in a serious game, things like that) will be rewarded more heavily.
Humiliate yourself for money.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:12 PM
No.529560486
Adding a cow-pet thing because why not. You interact with a weird cow, cow gives itself as an item. You use the item it spawns cow menu.
For the full release I will probably make this cooler, now its more or less slow cookie-clicker with weird rewards.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:25 PM
No.529560513
>>529561857
>>529555096
probably 17xHISsLExqs
just because it gives more room to kinda think I guess
the game seems a little slower tempo than the noisier one
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:41 PM
No.529560551
>>529560663
>>529560467
is this what billionaires do for fun?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:13:54 PM
No.529560574
i would never ever date a brown gamedev
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:14:17 PM
No.529560619
>>529560858
>>529560467
how will you prove that you'll actually pay?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:14:35 PM
No.529560663
>>529560551
Not a billionaire but let's just say I got real lucky with Bitcoin AND Gamestop
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:14:56 PM
No.529560702
>>529559880
In some situations, branching is better, or it wouldn't exist as an available operation at all. Modern GPU architectures will warp or predicate those if statements, running both possible results in parallel and flushing the incorrect one. While this wastes more total cycles used, but those cycles are completely in parallel, and will in fact improve performance, so long as the available cores aren't saturated. This results in a lower latency and frame time at the expense of a few extra cycles.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:15:04 PM
No.529560717
>>529560467
>As always, I will make a generous donation to your demo if you add a screen at the beginning that says "I'm a farty fart man with a big smelly butt that smells like farts". It must be unskippable and stay present and visible for at least 5 seconds.
>I'll make more announcements as DD comes up, and for any qualifying games I'll be waiting a week to make sure you don't just immediately replace it.
>I don't want to list an exact amount, because a game where it really doesn't fit in, or going "the extra mile" (fart noises in your soundtrack, especially in a serious game, things like that) will be rewarded more heavily.
>Humiliate yourself for money.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:15:41 PM
No.529560790
>>529561063
>>529559794
>>529559383
>Gay mutt not sucking the dick of white men challenge impossible.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:16:08 PM
No.529560858
>>529560619
I won't. That makes it even more of a risk for the squealing piggies who go for it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:16:39 PM
No.529560920
>>529561286
>>529561308
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:16:59 PM
No.529560972
>>529561086
>>529560467
Where do I sign?
>>529560790
You meme but if a dev caters to white, center to right leaning any race of man, or asain men. Basically a dude bro audenice as much as possible that games quality raises 100x and if he is purposely trying to jew them by making a game that dispeases them that game lowers in succeess by x1000
The only reason AAA survived doing the latter for the last 10 years was because jew elites funded them with capital to make bad games that pleased them with garbage gay leftist politics.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:18:00 PM
No.529561086
>>529560972
After releasing the demo just say in thread "I'm a farty fart man with a big smelly butt that smells like farts" along with a link to your game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:18:29 PM
No.529561145
>>529561258
>>529560467
define generous donation
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:18 PM
No.529561230
Why can't you have more than one Publisher? It would give your game bigger reach. If your game fails due to a publisher you can't simply move to a different publisher?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:20 PM
No.529561239
>>529561293
my game will only use an all white color pallete
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:31 PM
No.529561258
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:31 PM
No.529561259
>>529561367
>>529562078
AI 3D generation is getting scary good bros. The topology is still ass but genuinely this might actually replace sculpting.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:48 PM
No.529561286
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:51 PM
No.529561293
>>529562708
>>529561239
what, like 50 shades of gray?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:56 PM
No.529561308
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:20:32 PM
No.529561367
>>529561259
Can't wait desu. We'll get to the point where I can make Elden Ring on my own.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:21:17 PM
No.529561439
anons don't do it, don't debase yourself
you are not farty fart men, you are yesdevs
>>529554538
What is vibe coding?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:22:19 PM
No.529561571
>>529561462
Its when you just go with the vibes and poop in the street
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:22:22 PM
No.529561572
>>529561063
>The only reason AAA survived doing the latter for the last 10 years was because jew elites funded them with capital to make bad games that pleased them with garbage gay leftist politics.
I still remember when a congressional testimony revealed the Federal Reserve (owned by Jews) was literally printing money and giving it for free to woke (and jewish owned) organizations (the exact phrase in congress was "organizations with ties to Israel") and a few of them mentioned were AAA game studios creating woke games and Hollywood movie studios etc. Afterward this testimony was suppressed so hard I can't even find a trace of it anymore.
TLDR: The Jew Federal Reserve was printing billions/trillions in free money and giving it to Woke Jew Organizations to destroy society.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:22:31 PM
No.529561595
>>529561860
>>529561462
using AI to code 100% for you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:22:56 PM
No.529561645
>>529561832
>>529561063
>if a dev caters to white, center to right leaning any race of man, or asain men
You're making a game with an art aesthetic catered towards literal children (4-10 y/o). Games for men look like picrel.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:23:26 PM
No.529561695
>>529555394
Thank you anon!
>keep the camera in the direction you're running
Wouldnt that be weird? The idea would be to kick off the wall so it would be in the normal direction from the wall. Like your turning to the side?
Maybe I should make it an option
I only watched the first video and thought that I had to model the rest of the well myself, had no idea how todo rope [\spoiler]
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:23:37 PM
No.529561717
>>529561462
It's basically when you ask AI to write you a script a dozen times and it keeps producing garbage results and you eventually just write it yourself.
t. Watch Marnix "vibe code" on a stream
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:23:59 PM
No.529561765
>>529542286
good color scheme
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:41 PM
No.529561832
>>529561645
>House Flipper
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:55 PM
No.529561857
>>529564226
>>529567408
>>529559929
Yeah I dont post that often, I don't usually have anything to say or to share. Also cus my self esteem is low so sometimes I'll write a post then delete it.
>>529560061
Thanks, unless it's sarcastic. I spent a while on the shaders, maybe too long
>>529560513
thanks, yeah it's pretty slow paced of a game.
>>529558617
I think this looks pretty good. it's like a blocky super mario sunshine.
Maybe adding some outlines would help add some contrast, especially in larger areas that use similar colors, but overall I think this looks good, especially if you're going for a gamecube or dreamcast style for color
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:56 PM
No.529561860
>>529561462
>>529561595
A key part of "vibe coding" is not only having AI code for you but also you aren't supposed to manually check the code yourself afterward either, you (or the AI) test the product and if any bugs/errors occur you ask the AI to find and fix it but hardly ever do you yourself look at the code.
However I tried vibe coding and in practice it does not work for anything beyond very basic and worthless projects. The AI quickly becomes confused and enters and endless loop of fixing one bug while causing another.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:25:25 PM
No.529561910
>>529563662
>>529561063
How's your AMC doing? lololol still waiting for it to pop? How much did you lose?
Probably doing about as good as your Mojito-cat clone, huh
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:25:26 PM
No.529561914
>>529562058
>>529562076
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1262140/Rangok_Skies/
This game looks good. Why do you think it performed poorly?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:25:29 PM
No.529561921
>>529540640
nortubel is finished though
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:26:38 PM
No.529562058
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:26:49 PM
No.529562076
>>529561914
SHUMP is one of the worst performing genres, right next to 2D puzzle platformers. Also >Mixed
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:26:48 PM
No.529562078
>>529562603
>>529561259
So it will replace the fun part and will left you the cleaning like a jannie?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:28:21 PM
No.529562248
>>529562767
>D-DOES THAT GAME LOOK LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE CARTOONS?! IT HAS TO BE GOOD THEN!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:28:33 PM
No.529562263
I'm making a SHMUP.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:31:31 PM
No.529562603
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:23 PM
No.529562708
>>529561293
no like it will be a blank screen
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:23 PM
No.529562709
>>529563123
Why the fuck do people love job simulator games so much?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:32 PM
No.529562728
do you enjoy playing your own game? is this the game dev version of masturbation?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:32:56 PM
No.529562767
>>529562902
>>529562248
back to SomethingAwful
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:34:02 PM
No.529562902
>>529563162
>>529562767
At least SomethingAwful didn't get hacked by literal teenagers uploading a .PDF file
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:34:34 PM
No.529562960
>>529496720 (OP)
>the guy I commissioned at pixel art is ass at it
Well, a shame I'll have to throw him in the trashbin. He was nice, but he's gotta go.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:34:43 PM
No.529562969
>>529561063
this sounds like an ai generated an average /v/ post
so many boxes ticked
get more creative if you want to be a schizor
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:35:21 PM
No.529563053
>>529563479
>>529564275
when eric mentioned nubbys in that podcast it got another 2k reviews
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:35:42 PM
No.529563098
why can't videogames look like autismo EE SOVL simulation over gay faggot normie shit like waifus or fucking lolies or AI porn.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:35:54 PM
No.529563123
>>529562709
Jobs were originally fun and fulfilling until boomers allowed karens to ruin them. Job simulators fulfill the fantasy of what jobs would be like if women didn't exist in the workforce.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:36:20 PM
No.529563162
>>529562902
you mean the sharty?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:39:02 PM
No.529563479
>>529563754
>>529564190
>>529563053
So you're saying I'll be successful if Eric plays my game, enjoys it, and mentions it on the Bobby Lee podcast? How can I make this happen? What other games does Eric like?
BokuDev
7/1/2025, 10:40:39 PM
No.529563662
>>529561910
I switched over to $GME long before that trash CEO fucked over his own share holders. gamestop has been good enough to always go sideways and slightly and slowly up since then still holding strong honestly.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:40:57 PM
No.529563685
it's so fucking hot bros
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:41:26 PM
No.529563728
4chan is the constant in your life that is the reason why you ngmi
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:41:41 PM
No.529563754
>>529564860
>>529563479
He also enjoyed Balatro. Make a game where every UI element is animated and makes fun sounds. Numbers grow into bigger numbers accompanied by flashing lights.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:49 PM
No.529563876
>>529505327
you mean Reelism
can a solodev make a gacha game or do you need connections to lawyers and bankers to pull it off?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:44:19 PM
No.529564019
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:46:11 PM
No.529564190
>>529564438
>>529563479
you'll be successful if you embody the metaphysical good, bro
BokuDev
7/1/2025, 10:46:33 PM
No.529564226
>>529564434
>>529561857
People say that here and iv already said this and il say it again; super mario sunshine has so many locations/areas that have strange 3D models and bad textures especially the last areas that if someone looked at them and you didn't tell them it was a mario game they would have thought it was agdg anons bad godot project.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:47:07 PM
No.529564275
>>529563053
big W for the nepobaby for.........*checks parasocial offtopic tranny shitpost*... signalboosting the already viral fotm gambleslop of that bomb, wow xisters lets make this post again a few times everyone is gonna love it!!!!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:48:09 PM
No.529564381
>>529563948
don't think so but it helps, i'm trying to make a gacha too but i think i'll be okay as long as i'm transparent and follow the rules
what gacha are you making?
BokuDev
7/1/2025, 10:48:33 PM
No.529564434
>>529564226
Like this pic. Holy shit nintendo must have rushed the development of this game. Iv never seen a behind the scenes development of it but all 4-5 of the last locations look like ass that I can assume ahead of time it was rushed.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:48:35 PM
No.529564438
>>529564576
>>529564190
Number go up = more metaphysical gooder.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:48:56 PM
No.529564473
where thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:46 PM
No.529564559
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:49 PM
No.529564571
Honestly Boko has the right idea
Just keep this a hobby, work on your dream game your whole life, and then there's no pressure it's all just an enjoyable pursuit in your spare time.
I admire the 10 years of work he's putting into the rolling around game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:52 PM
No.529564576
>>529564438
Based Tony poster
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:51:06 PM
No.529564707
>>529563948
>can a solodev make a gacha game or do you need connections to lawyers and bankers to pull it off?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:52:31 PM
No.529564860
>>529565030
>>529563754
his head is so wide
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:53:59 PM
No.529565030
>>529564860
It needs to be in order to contain his massive brain.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:15:49 PM
No.529567408
>>529561857
it's okay anon
the posting is appreciated
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:06 AM
No.529582242
>>529556043
No honor in digging a hole with a teaspoon