/coopg/ - Cooperative Games General - /vg/ (#529566893) [Archived: 703 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:11:07 PM No.529566893
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The Eternal Ratfag edition

Previously on /coopg/ : >>529501265

>Latest News/Updates:

Vermintide 2:
New Map: The Well of Dreams - Live now! Skulls In-game Event - Patch 6.6.0
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/new-map-the-well-of-dreams-live-now-skulls-in-game-event-patch-6-6-0/108063

Darktide:
Free Update: Battle for Tertium - Out Now! (Patch Notes)
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/free-update-battle-for-tertium-out-now-patch-notes/109117
Hotfix #70 (1.8.2)
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-70-1-8-2/110096

>Acknowledged but not really discussed
Ready Or Not
Starship Troopers Extermination
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
Killing Floor 2
Barotrauma
Left4Dead 2
SCP: 5K
GTFO
No More Room in Hell 2
Helldivers 2
Space Marine 2
Remnant 2
Payday 3
Back4Blood
Deep Rock Galactic
Earth Defense Force 6
WWZ
The Outlast Trials
The Forever Winter
Firebreak
Wildgate
and others

>Future games
Killing Floor 3 - delayed
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1430190/view/499441143215293470
Den Of Wolves - TBA
DarkSwarm - TBA
Blight: Survival - TBA
Jump Ship - TBA Demo Out

Build planners:
Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/
Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/
Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:19 PM No.529567032
THE LEX
Replies: >>529567151
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:29 PM No.529567148
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>playing relicbitch zealot
>teammate goes down in fire to a sniper or something
>pop book so other teammate can safely walk through book aura and pick him up
>runs away instead
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:31 PM No.529567151
IS
>>529567032
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:48 PM No.529567194
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Cadia?
More like CACAdia!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:55 PM No.529567309
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>erm, askhully, the women don't NEED to be women, because in the grim darkness of the forty firth millenial, everyone is ugly
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:15:21 PM No.529567356
i think the campaign is fucking with matchmaking. When i pick a mission i'm regularly stuck with 3 bots a very long time. Sometimes forever. I wonder if the campaign is claiming quickplayer players before they end up in my pool
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:17:15 PM No.529567579
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>>529567309
Can you trannies stop seething? New thread. Come up with an actually interesting topic, trannoid.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:17:52 PM No.529567648
>>529566791
again, Tertium is in Segmentum Solar, literally halfway across the galaxy from the tiny Tau empire which is in the far galactic east.
Brahms clearly does not operate anywhere near them.
Replies: >>529569157 >>529575613
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:19:02 PM No.529567785
>>529567579
I'm not the one saying men can be women, that's you, trannoid.
Replies: >>529581585 >>529593319 >>529607693
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:22:21 PM No.529568146
I've only played as Kerillian arbitrator so far but my favourite voice is the batman one the males have. My fav line from Kerillian is her laughing, not sure yet what triggers it.
Replies: >>529575179
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:23:30 PM No.529568271
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HIVE TERTIUM WILL BE MY RECKONING
Replies: >>529568753 >>529584898
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:25:16 PM No.529568463
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>tranny mad as fuck he can't look passing even in a video game
>shits and pisses jt's diaper in every thread
Holy shit we get it, you wan't to look like a pretty girl, but that ain't gonna happen in DARKTIDE. You're killing your hairline with constant crashouts, honbro.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:27:17 PM No.529568691
>>529568463
>honbro
What the fuck does this even mean? Is this some tranny lingo you know because of your obsession? Shut the fuck up and stop defending the ugly, mannish woman trend in modern vidya.
Replies: >>529581585 >>529607693
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:27:47 PM No.529568753
>>529568271
he's a big guy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:27:56 PM No.529568773
>>529566218
Funnily enough, both were unintended.
>>529502317
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:15 PM No.529569049
Any las weapon build for vet suggestions?
The basic bitch infantry lasgun seems really cool desu
>>529566893 (OP)
>they spent all the time animating those scenes and voicing them
>removed anyways
holy shit fatshark
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:19 PM No.529569060
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RATS OWN THIS THREAD
Replies: >>529576924
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:31:04 PM No.529569157
>>529567648
>>529566791
I really doubt anyone serving Grendyl would readily pick up an alien weapon and use it over something human made. Maybe some of the more heretical personalities, but likely none of them.
Replies: >>529569451 >>529575613
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:33:54 PM No.529569451
>>529569157
Really it's probably more like the vast majority of rejects are one mission wonders who are probably going to lose the weapons they get, so why would you give them valuable xenotech?, the player characters by virtue of being protagonists stand out.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:00 PM No.529569572
I know they want to funnel people into the cash shop or buying the deluxe edition but the arbite penance armor is a bit of a let down, the fucking dog has more variety.
At least another recolor, maybe silver or dark blue would be cool.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:37:48 PM No.529569898
file
file
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Dog build is actually pretty fun now that all their talents are fixed.
Replies: >>529570347
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:01 PM No.529570036
lasbuild
lasbuild
md5: 11c835b2d0c85b0c1a4069cb2ab1ba72๐Ÿ”
Is this a good idea for a lasgun-crit build or should I kill myself instead
Replies: >>529570257 >>529629969
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:41:12 PM No.529570257
>>529570036
just use the website calculator...
Replies: >>529570362
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:41:58 PM No.529570347
>>529569898
how does castigator stance and nuncio stack up to the shove?
Replies: >>529570798 >>529575736
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:42:06 PM No.529570362
>>529570257
nyo...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:44:23 PM No.529570568
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Replies: >>529570741
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:44:33 PM No.529570585
Arbitrator and his Lexmate
Arbitrator and his Lexmate
md5: 0ca0dbe978825be48bca8e228cd02e4a๐Ÿ”
Arbitrators REALLY love their dogs.
Replies: >>529570772 >>529571245 >>529571851 >>529573038 >>529575848 >>529577086 >>529606976
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:45:04 PM No.529570639
>press quickplay
>hallowette starts talking
>alt f4
Replies: >>529597827
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:45:57 PM No.529570741
>>529570568
gonna need a tech priest to explain this one to me
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:46:16 PM No.529570772
>>529570585
He must be strong as fuck since those cybernetics probably make that dog 2-3 times heavier than a natural dog.
Replies: >>529571207 >>529572147
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:46:24 PM No.529570798
>>529570347
Castigator's Stance mostly only feels like an "Oh fuck" button. So it's good for that, especially since you don't need to invest into it further than the first talent, but outside of that, I rarely ever use it. I can go several missions without ever pressing it.

Nuncio requires both points since it's an amazing team protection tool, but it feels almost worthless outside of Havoc since it's stationary it's rare to get much use out of it. But in Havoc, I'd argue it's as good as Push depending on the circumstance. But even then, I think I'd prefer Break the Line and just swap out Dog Damage for Distance.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:48:51 PM No.529571063
>>529567309
Yeah? Not every game needs to be goon material, or some soapbox because you can't jack off while gaming.
Replies: >>529571976
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:02 PM No.529571207
>>529570772
It's against the Lex for an arbitrator to drop their cyber-mastiff. He's holding strong because to not do so is unthinkable.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:22 PM No.529571245
>>529570585
>YJK
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:36 PM No.529571621
what level of retard are you on
what level of retard are you on
md5: 70c07630aa77e574b372110ae6d9c8b6๐Ÿ”
>>529568463
>defending a "body type A or B" game
>calling other people trannies
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:55:43 PM No.529571851
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>>529570585
>thought the dogs were basically really well trained cyborgs
>turns out they're basically an unfeeling dog servitor with some units being up to 90% metal
It's perfectly grimdark, but I don't like it.
Replies: >>529572137 >>529572356 >>529572663 >>529573479 >>529609084
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:02 PM No.529571878
>>529571621
>erm being a tranny is when you DON'T want to pander to trannies actually
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:57:06 PM No.529571976
(You)
(You)
md5: 24ea151ce07dab795453fc9bfdc623e3๐Ÿ”
>>529571063
>you want women that don't look like men?
>why, so you can masturbate to them?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:37 PM No.529572137
>>529571851
They're unironically smarter and far more independent than an actual servitor, and they still need to be trained like real attack dogs.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:38 PM No.529572138
>>529571878
not adhering to binary gender literally is pandering to trannies
do you even know what you hate, it feels like a lot of you don't
Replies: >>529574376
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:46 PM No.529572147
>>529570772
I was gonna say that's still only like 100kg but then I realized that the average modern soi probably can't carry 20kg like that without collapsing
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:00:01 AM No.529572296
The "Why are the prisoner rejects ugly" angle hasnt been used in a while but it looks like it's farming a lot of yous
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:00:29 AM No.529572356
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>>529571851
NO.
My dog feels real feelings.
He does!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:05 AM No.529572413
>>529572296
Game had a major update, we have a lot of newfags, go figure.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:08 AM No.529572417
>>529572296
>no it's okay because they're heckin' REJECTERINOS
The Arbites are just as ugly, and the faces they added for them are even uglier.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:51 AM No.529572507
>>529572296
The rejectslop plotline was dropped.
Replies: >>529573520 >>529576029 >>529606976
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:51 AM No.529572508
Darktide_otT5Maej5e
Darktide_otT5Maej5e
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>>529572296
I mean, two thirds of the female characters ARE using this same face.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:58 AM No.529572523
>>529572296
Tranny that stopped playing the game ages ago came back with arbys release, he will filter out again soon.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:03:18 AM No.529572663
>>529571851
Some of the item descriptions for the different dog variants suggest they can have varying temperaments and do form bonds with their handler. They like being petted too.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:05:03 AM No.529572853
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>NOOOO I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PWETTY GURRLLL FATSHARK-SAMA PLS TAKE COGNIZ-ACK
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:06:32 AM No.529573010
>>529572853
this wojak is more feminine than some darktide female faces
Replies: >>529574243
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:06:50 AM No.529573038
>>529570585
There's not been a pic more in need of being in the OP since arbies was released.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:03 AM No.529573158
>one side of the argument uses a wojak
sorry, you lost, it's over...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:46 AM No.529573238
>>529572508
she looks exactly like my mom's cousin in 2003
Replies: >>529576341
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:09:36 AM No.529573323
portrait
portrait
md5: afa997bc3a382c5268b79212caecfead๐Ÿ”
I think the arbite in the talent tree portrait is kind of cute.
Replies: >>529576932 >>529608271
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:11:09 AM No.529573479
stoklasa spooky ride
stoklasa spooky ride
md5: fde6f298e8f0e4eb76c98a898955f6f0๐Ÿ”
>>529571851
>mfw turning criminals into lobotomized "smart" toy dolls for rich families' kids is canon
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:11:35 AM No.529573520
>>529572507
It wasn't, the story campaign is still entirely centered around the rejects not arbites.
Arbites class doesn't even get lvl 30 cutscene where Rannick shoots the traitor iirc. At least I didn't when I got my arby to lvl 30, I just got to lvl 30 and that was it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:15:15 AM No.529573880
>>529573479
Probably worse fates out there for a servitor. Could be a sapient toilet.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:06 AM No.529574070
>>529571976
>Can't deliver a better argument and just post a "this is u lol".

May the God-Emperor watch over your fractured mind.
Replies: >>529575139 >>529585732
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:10 AM No.529574075
20250627182316_1
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>>529572508
I don't.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:18:24 AM No.529574218
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>>529573479
>[Dogmatic] "Poor 'people' are hardly people."
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:18:38 AM No.529574243
>>529573010
>>529572853
I'm fairly certain you're the same guy sock puppeting just to have a "I hate trannies" moment. It's not fooling anyone.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:18:45 AM No.529574258
1507039128651
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Is Outlast Trials fun solo?

What about with Randos?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:12 AM No.529574306
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md5: 7bc220597dacbc1f2d260beed2915f64๐Ÿ”
>First game of the day lost
>Same for game 2 and 3
I hate havoc so much
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:47 AM No.529574376
>>529572138
>bringing up unrelated shit
Either you're not paying attention or baiting. Making abhumans walking sexdolls is tranny shit.
Replies: >>529575298
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:49 AM No.529574380
>>529574258
What the fuck is an Outlast?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:21:43 AM No.529574584
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>>529572508
Both sides mainly use 1 face but this is probably out of date.
Replies: >>529575027
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:23:37 AM No.529574790
>female character
>female larp name
>mobility weapon
>constantly down
Yep. How come shitters always play female characters?
Replies: >>529574945 >>529577154
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:24:58 AM No.529574945
>>529574790
I don't
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:25:44 AM No.529575027
>>529574584
The dudes can survive being a lumpy faced hapsberg better since beards
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:26:41 AM No.529575139
>>529574070
>May the God-Emperor
Go back to r*ddit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:27:07 AM No.529575179
>>529568146
Really sad that Kerillian's battlecry is so weak compared to batman's FOR THE LEEEEEX
Replies: >>529576074 >>529577296 >>529608661
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:28:12 AM No.529575298
>>529574376
>unrelated
siri, does HRT affect reading comprehension?
Replies: >>529575991 >>529581585 >>529607693
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:31:04 AM No.529575613
>>529567648
>>529569157
>>529569451
All true. Never mind the fact that itโ€™s highly probably Grendyl would never approve in the first place. For all we know heโ€™s the kind of hard ass Puritan who would doom an entire squadron of soldiers if he ever saw them looking at Xeno tech with a funny look in their eyes. Xenos stuff is simply too far out of the scope for the time being unless they expand on the story and introduce circumstances and developments that make it reasonable.
Replies: >>529575767 >>529576121
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.529575736
>>529570347
Have you ever been bullied by a sword captain? Nuncio aquila stops that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:32:37 AM No.529575767
>>529575613
Eeeh.. his allowance of unsanctioned psykers amongst the rejects kinda makes him lean radical, no puritan would be fine with so many of them running around the ship.
Replies: >>529576841
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:33:17 AM No.529575848
>>529570585
why does he lookโ€ฆ you knowโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:34:37 AM No.529575991
>>529575298
Keep shifting the goalposts because your retarded strawman lost.
Replies: >>529576171
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:34:58 AM No.529576029
>>529572507
Donโ€™t you mean SLOPLINE XDDD
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:35:22 AM No.529576074
>>529575179
Batman's voicelines are the best when he's not trying to talk 'normally'
>KNEEL
>RECOUNT MY JUDGEMENT
>I AM THE LEX
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:35:50 AM No.529576121
>>529575613
We don't know anything about Grendyl as an Inquisitor. Which I guess is intentional since he communicates through a big head that's not even his. He could be a puritan, he could be radical. Hell, we don't know what happens to the books we bring back to the ship.
Replies: >>529576841
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:36:09 AM No.529576171
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>>529575991
>goalposts
>strawman
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:37:45 AM No.529576341
>>529573238
your moms cousin was hot may I fertilize her hag eggs with your permission?
Replies: >>529576495
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:38:59 AM No.529576495
>>529576341
yes please. Her husband has alzheimers
Replies: >>529577060
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:40:00 AM No.529576595
1734868012399109
1734868012399109
md5: 10de90f233186cb3a6b8a26335b21881๐Ÿ”
>Played vermintide about 50h some years ago
>It was just ok
>Got 400h in darktide and counting
Do I give ratclick another chance?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:41:59 AM No.529576841
>>529575767
>his allowance of unsanctioned psykers
they are sanctioned
Inquisitors and their retinues know full well the dangers of unsanctioned ones, rannick should know better at the very least
>>529576121
Exactly, thereโ€™s just not enough to introduce such a radical story element at this time
Replies: >>529577048
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:42:49 AM No.529576924
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>>529569060
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
RATS!

Who run world? RATS!
Who run world? RATS!
Who stab world? RATS!
Who chew world? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!
Who rule all? RATS!
Rats! Rats! RATS!"

Some man-things think they plot like we do
But no-no, they donโ€™t!
Make warpcoin, stab throat
Disrespect? No, they wonโ€™t

Donโ€™t touch this โ€” zzzzap!
Beat crazy โ€” made by Rat!
Born in tunnels, deep-dark
Skavenblight, warp-marked!

Clawlords rise, warpfire burn
Take your gold โ€” next turn
None fade me โ€”
So hood with this, so brood with this
Come here, man-thing โ€” F-U, pay me!

Persuasion builds nation
Power endless โ€” claw devour
You obey for me!

Who run world? RATS!
Who chew world? RATS!
Who burn world? RATS!
Who stab world? RATS!
Who rule deep? RATS!
Who rise now? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!

It hot in here
DJ, rewind โ€” fear-fear!
Raise cups for rising rats
Warplords, claw-crowns, all of that

Strong enough to birth swarm
Smart enough to swarm harm
Then back to lab โ€” fast-fast
Business squeak, victory last!

Obey me โ€” F-U, pay me!
We run world โ€” yes-yes, RATS!
Replies: >>529618374
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:42:55 AM No.529576932
>>529573323
holy fuck imagine overpowering her and then having your way with her while choking her and she calls you daddy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:43:25 AM No.529576983
>>529574306
>first game of the week was archivum sycorax
weekly h40 done, now to goof around in funric
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:01 AM No.529577048
>>529576841
Dude, some of these psykers are from the very hive city we are fighting in, they did not get shipped to terra and back, and the loner is the most non sanctioned fucker on the planet.
are you not aware of how the black ships work or how unlikely a psyker is to ever see their homeworld again? the Savants whole story is they operated for years under the table for the enforcers before they got turned over.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:07 AM No.529577060
>>529576495
thank you anon you wonโ€™t regret this decision weโ€™re going to make things right and do great stuff for her and her husband :)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:22 AM No.529577086
>>529570585
holy fuck imagine overpowering her and then having your way with her while choking her and she calls you daddy
Replies: >>529584354
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:59 AM No.529577154
>>529574790
What the fuck is a larp name? Is it just a normal name? Are you so bereft of things to complain about that you sank to this?
Replies: >>529579312
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:46:18 AM No.529577296
>>529575179
I mean, heโ€™s Batman after all, itโ€™s hard to compete with that even as a guy, let alone for a woman
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:46:28 AM No.529577316
1355
1355
md5: 9d9e745ff1615e1ccedd77529a809497๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:47:07 AM No.529577386
>>529568463
lol shut up faggot, i'm sorry you're ugly but some of us can't relate to you
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:49:13 AM No.529577628
>>529568463
>he can't look passing even in a video game
Doesn't thsi implicitly acknowledge that all the female faces in darktide look like horrible troons
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:52:04 AM No.529577920
can't y'all sperg out about something else
Replies: >>529578719 >>529580393 >>529608298
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:58:49 AM No.529578719
>>529577920
dont use that word if you're not a southerner
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:01:00 AM No.529578953
How much pain do you think the arbites dogs are in?
Replies: >>529579127 >>529579257
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:02:40 AM No.529579127
>>529578953
None, my Arbitrator (white girl) makes sure the dog is well taken care of.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:03:08 AM No.529579172
https://files.catbox.moe/h1kwuu.mp4
Very cool Fatshark
Replies: >>529579432 >>529580220 >>529580538 >>529580740 >>529583810
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:03:40 AM No.529579257
>>529578953
None.
With the right implants you can just shut off pain like a switch.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:13 AM No.529579312
>>529577154
oof hit a nerve, tranny? Do you want me to use your real name or your female name?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:21 AM No.529579331
>drooling sword
>fallout gun
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:22 AM No.529579332
>>529567356
I think so too. I just played an entire mission with one bot who never got replaced by a player
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:59 AM No.529579432
>>529579172
>2 seperate special cheat mods and still lets a dog, trapper and mutant step up to him
lmao
Replies: >>529579596 >>529580234
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:06:15 AM No.529579596
>>529579432
>cheat mods
okay redditor
Replies: >>529579746 >>529579862 >>529579864
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:07:10 AM No.529579717
>bring dog
>compelled to take remote det, equip a bleed boltpistol and use exec order
the synergy is too strong
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:07:27 AM No.529579746
>>529579596
>no, I should have an exact count of the specials spawned in because...
>I just should, okay!
Replies: >>529579864 >>529579903
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:07:50 AM No.529579784
>>529573479
Yeah that was fucked up. Just the way the cookie crumbles though. I think even being an Archo Flagellant would be better than that
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:15 AM No.529579823
>it's good if you abuse a blessing grenade
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:38 AM No.529579862
>>529579596
Shhhh shitter. You're level 600 at havoc sub 30 despite running sweaty meta ds4 + plasma, I know you need them wallhacks
Replies: >>529580154 >>529580234
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:41 AM No.529579864
>>529579596
>>529579746
use your ears nigga
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:57 AM No.529579903
>>529579746
stay out of my havoc lobbies malicebaby
Replies: >>529580039 >>529580273
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:10:13 AM No.529580039
>>529579903
I requested to join a havoc 40 encroaching garden as a havoc 20 something and beat it just the other day. You need that counter to beat this? Really?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:10:59 AM No.529580125
Every pro player uses mods
If you play vanilla past malice you are literally trolling your team and need to uninstall
Replies: >>529580273 >>529580508 >>529580740 >>529582721
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:15 AM No.529580154
>>529579862
>sweaty meta ds4 + plasma
Why the fuck else would you bring a vet? It's a heavy enough dead weight as it is.
Replies: >>529580520 >>529580603 >>529581131
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:28 AM No.529580186
IMG_2093
IMG_2093
md5: 0a3eebe984f0b722315349e8dbccbada๐Ÿ”
>>529574258
Yes, anon. Itโ€™s better with others but the game is perfectly fine and fun by yourself and randoms, although itโ€™s definitely aimed at a multiplayer experience more than anything
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:46 AM No.529580220
0
0
md5: 50ff82f5800133ba47a072b34740e32a๐Ÿ”
>>529579172
>level 600
>babby's first meta build
>uses cheats
>STILL gets filtered by fading light 2
>wipes to gravity
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:53 AM No.529580234
>>529579432
>Entire team died to pushing too far
>Trying to reposition away from Beast of Nurgle
>Get cornered by Mutant, Dog and Trapper covering all openings at the same time
>>529579862
They reset ranks recently you fucking retard
Replies: >>529580603
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:12:14 AM No.529580273
>>529579903
>>529580125
>bro I play the hardest difficulty, I am better than everyone else
>cheats
HAHAHAHAHA
Replies: >>529580950
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:12:16 AM No.529580279
1725092836357574
1725092836357574
md5: 64bda13d92ec4e8f74b8513dbe32b340๐Ÿ”
""Pro"" player
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.529580375
ITT sour grapes party
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:13:16 AM No.529580393
>>529577920
>yโ€™all
made for bwc
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:14:20 AM No.529580508
115631
115631
md5: 5d4a98045fa381065b1f9fc2e3692217๐Ÿ”
>>529580125
>Every pro player uses mods
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:14:26 AM No.529580520
>>529580154
>vet is a heavy enough dead weight as it is.
Do hardstuckies unironically believe this? No shit your veterans are deadweights when they just magdump their plasma into hordes and then deal zero DPS for the next minute while the blue brick cools down and they're forced into melee, veterans are supposed to snipe gunners and disablers with the boltgun/pistol.
Replies: >>529580925 >>529581326
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:14:32 AM No.529580538
1671139610472756
1671139610472756
md5: a637568a2079ed377d5b622bb9153ef7๐Ÿ”
>>529579172
Embarrassing
Replies: >>529585557 >>529618514
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:15:01 AM No.529580603
>>529580154
In the hands of that guy for sure

>>529580234
>They reset ranks recently you fucking retard
Yeah and he already deranked once despite the cheats and metadrone setup LOL
Replies: >>529581217
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:16:21 AM No.529580740
45688
45688
md5: 9d881caa2d4f9a35e28f7ecbf53f5247๐Ÿ”
>>529579172
>>529580125
Replies: >>529580887 >>529582960
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:17:43 AM No.529580887
(you)
(you)
md5: 42bfff7532504d98dfea1386643620e0๐Ÿ”
>>529580740
Replies: >>529582960
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:18:03 AM No.529580925
>>529580520
Your headcanon doesn't stand up to reality. It's a real doggie dog world out there...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:18:10 AM No.529580950
>>529580273
>its le cheats
>doesnโ€™t trip the anticheat
idiot
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:41 AM No.529581131
>>529580154
I use a las pistol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:20:29 AM No.529581217
>>529580603
What do you mean de-ranked? It said I was rank 0 so I joined the first random havoc game that accepted my application, it was a 29.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:27 AM No.529581326
>>529580520
Plasma Gun is objectively the best choice for sniping, I don't really get why you would use the shartpistol and take an extra shot to kill anything.
Replies: >>529581519
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:43 AM No.529581370
1750949330608093_thumb.jpg
1750949330608093_thumb.jpg
md5: 46fb36f67b403bea0c79b2683fa99d33๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529581472 >>529581603 >>529583752 >>529607921
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.529581472
>>529581370
imagine being so bad that you die in an elevator lmao
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:05 AM No.529581519
>>529581326
>100% crit rate
>+100% weakspot damage on crit
>take an extra shot
This general really is full of sub-animal malicelet turboshitters, isn't it? I give up with you niggers.
Replies: >>529581835 >>529581939
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:38 AM No.529581585
>>529567309
>>529567785
>>529568691
>>529571621
>>529571976
>>529572508
>>529575298
good posts which made good points
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:46 AM No.529581603
>>529581370
such bullshit lmao
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:24:20 AM No.529581668
1746259357781426_thumb.jpg
1746259357781426_thumb.jpg
md5: b0f269139d7c85393ba9b6ad1d16ddb4๐Ÿ”
>its le cheats
>doesnโ€™t trip the anticheat
I love barrage psyker man
Replies: >>529582197 >>529583510 >>529583963 >>529584738
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:24:51 AM No.529581740
2141
2141
md5: 9152ecb490bd2919719d7b722dfcb4ce๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529582078 >>529582208
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:25:45 AM No.529581835
>>529581519
you really going to be condescending whilst using suboptimal shit all night? Get off mount stupid.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:26:30 AM No.529581939
>>529581519
Why would you spend a full (1) second waiting for 100% crit between shots when you can just whip out your Plasma Gun in 0.1 seconds and snipe anything instantly, with even less investment? I get you're baiting but still.
Replies: >>529582041
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:27:24 AM No.529582041
>>529581939
lol in malice maybe
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:27:44 AM No.529582078
>>529581740
>smigging the spawn
Lore accurate.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:28:51 AM No.529582197
>>529581668
chinamen just can't help it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:28:55 AM No.529582208
>>529581740
That's a tiny ass ogryn
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:28:57 AM No.529582213
Telopots was right about /coopg/ it's just a pool of turboshitters repeating the same retarded shit over and over again when most of you guys dwell in regular aurics.
Replies: >>529582320 >>529582469 >>529582471
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:53 AM No.529582320
>>529582213
Who?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:31:21 AM No.529582469
>>529582213
I don't even know who this telopots faggot is that everyone is parasocialposting about, but it was pretty telling during the first couple weeks of havoc when virtually the entire general was just constantly bitching and moaning about how impossible and lame the mode is while aggressively disregarding any attempts at educating them. This place is dunning kruger central.
Replies: >>529582820
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:31:22 AM No.529582471
>>529582213
>you guys
Please use more inclusive language in the future, thanks!
Replies: >>529585773 >>529607675
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:31:31 AM No.529582489
>havoc trannies on blast again
>filter starts activating
they brought up a sloptuber, didn't they
Replies: >>529582695
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:29 AM No.529582695
>>529582489
The adults are talking, maybe you should add h*voc to your filters too if discussion about it makes you so angry, lil hardstucklet
Replies: >>529583317
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:46 AM No.529582721
>>529580125
This is bait right?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:34:35 AM No.529582820
>>529582469
Huh? Pretty much everyone immediately figured out which builds make it trivial to clear. Your attempts at "educating" were probably just telling people to use your dogshit build and everyone laughing at you for how shit it is.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:08 AM No.529582883
>Doing a 31 a little while ago
>few minutes in, start getting intermittent, short freezes
>like halfway through start disconnecting every several minutes
>crash once
Felt fucking bad for my team for having to put up with that dogshit, but we made it through. One of my only two Havoc 30+ wins since coming back to this game because holy fuck people don't know how to stay alive, and I'm kinda rusty
Anyway, anyone know what causes that? Wasn't a memory issue, and my internet was still functioning fine. I've had it happen once before
Replies: >>529583143 >>529583223 >>529583243
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:47 AM No.529582960
file
file
md5: 827e7bfd0ec6143b58bd55179e325d3c๐Ÿ”
>>529580740
>>529580887
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:37:31 AM No.529583143
>>529582883
Like actual crashing or disconnecting? Nvidia botched the latest drivers and they crash the game non-stop now. Just downgrade to the last good version.
Replies: >>529583327
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:22 AM No.529583223
>>529582883
Today is tuesday in california.
Replies: >>529583327
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.529583229
go onto barotrauma and grief "New Run"
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:31 AM No.529583243
>>529582883
>>few minutes in, start getting intermittent, short freezes
>>like halfway through start disconnecting every several minutes
Have you tried deleting your scoreboard history? A bloated history apparently causes this.
Replies: >>529583327
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:39:07 AM No.529583317
it was easy
it was easy
md5: 779ac34b342ebb4399b3a3644a2be25d๐Ÿ”
>>529582695
that's not in my filter, your sloptuber obsession is
Replies: >>529583406 >>529583451 >>529583778 >>529584024
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:39:10 AM No.529583327
Thanks all

>>529583143
Mostly disconnecting. I had one crash midway through. I'm on AMD

>>529583223
Yeah, but I had the reset earlier

>>529583243
Yeah. Did it the last(first) time it did this
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:40:01 AM No.529583406
>>529583317
>not true survivor
Your concession has been accepted and filed, thank you.
Replies: >>529583646
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:40:23 AM No.529583451
1512689623576
1512689623576
md5: 1a38d69d0848c08777e9d0cba02db370๐Ÿ”
>>529583317
>Havoc-Forged
Replies: >>529583646
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:41:04 AM No.529583510
>>529581668
there's no anticheat in darktide you retarded faggot
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:24 AM No.529583646
>>529583406
>>529583451
just started playing with the release of arbites, just got it last night
you trannies probably cheesed a havoc 35 with no difficult modifiers to get that other title, give me a bit and I'll get it on 40 with encroaching garden lol
Replies: >>529583870
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:27 AM No.529583648
21321
21321
md5: 06fa93c821685f5b1c72b1ef6e1167e6๐Ÿ”
Cute!
Replies: >>529585773 >>529607675
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:48 AM No.529583687
>retrooner has an ego
kek
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:29 AM No.529583752
file
file
md5: 051071b9a295b3bfe3185c044a3c8646๐Ÿ”
>>529581370
>So this is the power of Chaos!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:47 AM No.529583778
1751039202794748
1751039202794748
md5: be63df6c9167768ebf57874192659074๐Ÿ”
>>529583317
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:44:05 AM No.529583810
>>529579172
go easy with your niggerfaggy mods, jesus christ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:44:36 AM No.529583870
1518402094240
1518402094240
md5: 3bb8ff19944d6617ea24d884a5ba0bb0๐Ÿ”
>>529583646
I got my True Survivor title only 2 days after I started playing the game and I don't even have hands, get on my level, scrub.
Replies: >>529583937
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:17 AM No.529583937
>>529583870
...post wrists?
Replies: >>529584329
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:30 AM No.529583963
file
file
md5: d211fecb94422c0dcf4a647d0acacd00๐Ÿ”
>>529581668
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:05 AM No.529584017
>purist troons seething about mods again
every time
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:07 AM No.529584024
>>529583317
PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET THAT NIGGER OUTTA HERE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:50 AM No.529584102
>you're hardstuck!
>oh...you did havoc 40?
>well uh, erm...you didn't cheese a havoc 35 yet!
pathetic goalpost move, guys
Replies: >>529584205
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:47:58 AM No.529584205
>>529584102
>immediately concludes that one MUST cheat true survivor
Holy shit you can't make this up.
Replies: >>529584360
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:49:05 AM No.529584329
45646
45646
md5: e560f00ea6e1aeb4d7d66b1786b51de0๐Ÿ”
>>529583937
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:49:19 AM No.529584354
>>529577086
Uhh you alright?
Replies: >>529584852
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:49:23 AM No.529584360
>>529584205
>crutch mods out the ass
>nooo just assume I challenge myself
haha no
Replies: >>529585064
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:30 AM No.529584678
002321
002321
md5: 6b7d76278fea9e9436aa9021b3adccda๐Ÿ”
Oh yeah? but you're a FAGGOT!
Replies: >>529585004
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:43 AM No.529584714
Sorry for being rude let's be nice to eachother
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:56 AM No.529584738
>>529581668
It's always the fucking Chinese
It's ALWAYS the Chinese
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:54:10 AM No.529584852
>>529584354
I am not alright, I don't have a cyber-mastiff
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:54:33 AM No.529584898
1655
1655
md5: 717adc20dc8a06a4fb5e9320d23e6f92๐Ÿ”
>>529568271
HONK!
Replies: >>529585821
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:15 AM No.529584953
what is the dump stat on ripper gun?
Replies: >>529585248
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:41 AM No.529585004
1745495211132679
1745495211132679
md5: 5e1aee2a070a671624c95ce36b91ce51๐Ÿ”
>>529584678
Why would you say that to me? I'm hurt.
Replies: >>529585114
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:18 AM No.529585064
>>529584360
I've noticed that a lot of coopg posters immediately conflate different posts as the same person. Its like this weird brand of autistic schizophrenia. I made one post about a buggy interaction and replied to one person about it but suddenly 9 different posts are being attributed to me even though they're obviously unrelated.
Replies: >>529585931 >>529608276
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:46 AM No.529585114
12354
12354
md5: 18d325848671ad765df3eae71d4e3c9a๐Ÿ”
>>529585004
NIGGER!
Replies: >>529585236
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:50 AM No.529585236
1724315908548940
1724315908548940
md5: 6996c8aa0d941501844c86231e1fddf2๐Ÿ”
>>529585114
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:56 AM No.529585248
>>529584953
I honestly don't know, either collateral or stability
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:31 AM No.529585316
Where did devs say they're gonna be adding new classes?
Replies: >>529585458 >>529585631
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:20 AM No.529585406
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JumJLQ5Gb7c
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:51 AM No.529585458
1733023380110815
1733023380110815
md5: 83677b094af1e1ba8498fcc1902fd4fb๐Ÿ”
>>529585316
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:49 AM No.529585557
>>529580538
What the fuck is this image
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:01:34 AM No.529585631
54654
54654
md5: c366e283c11ff4078258da35ceab5830๐Ÿ”
>>529585316
Have faith, they announced 4 big updates this year and we got the ...pffhahaha...the mortis trial one hahahaha and the paid dlc hahahaha 2 more to go PFHAHAHAHAHAAA
Replies: >>529586037
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:26 AM No.529585732
>>529574070
Your "argument" is literally projecting your porn sickness onto everyone because you think "attractive women = I NEED TO JACK OFF RIGHT NOW"
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:56 AM No.529585773
>>529582471
Kek
>>529583648
Very cute!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:29 AM No.529585821
>>529584898
Is that 'for the drip' texture change?
Replies: >>529585887
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:04:12 AM No.529585887
>>529585821
nope, I don't use those mods
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:04:41 AM No.529585931
>>529585064
It sucks, but you should probably not say things that sound like that then
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:39 AM No.529586037
>>529585631
Arbites counting as one of the 4 updates to the game does make me feel bad for the people that can't afford it. Makes it 3 updates at most for the year.
Replies: >>529586227 >>529586538
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:15 AM No.529586094
Warhammer 40000 Darktide Screenshot 2024.12.05 - 06.47.44.43
covidchan really did fuck up the content pipeline for everyone but the chinese huh
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:07:35 AM No.529586227
1734045999659589
1734045999659589
md5: 9cdc8e487052ae78c0daea83d873f712๐Ÿ”
>>529586037
>people that can't afford it
Dude it's only 12$ that's like 2 kebabs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:10:24 AM No.529586538
>>529586037
>people that can't afford it
Those don't exist. If you can afford a computer powerful enough to run darktide, you can afford $12. People constantly make retarded financial decisions like subscribing to half a dozen streaming services and never cancelling them, regularly eating out, gambling, parasocial donations, you name it. The only individuals that remain are thirdies, and thus not people. Don't feel bad for the animals shitting up the thread on the regular.

Now, not wanting to give fagshart $12, I can understand. That's based.
Replies: >>529587585
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:13:03 AM No.529586830
Stormvermin
Stormvermin
md5: 55418079854e755384ca1bad77446274๐Ÿ”
>>529529098
Whoops
Replies: >>529586874 >>529587464
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:13:26 AM No.529586874
1750801716836346
1750801716836346
md5: b84abf9bccdfc0331d7d89a3059716db๐Ÿ”
>>529586830
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:19:09 AM No.529587464
>>529586830
God DAMN I wanna fuck that rat pussy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:20:15 AM No.529587585
>>529586538
I'm not paying these greedy Swedes another cent.
Replies: >>529587715
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:21:29 AM No.529587715
>>529587585
Bro, if you're poor just say you're poor
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:25:34 AM No.529588176
I wish the arbites mauls were a little longer
It looks better and is more true to the source
Replies: >>529588367 >>529588646 >>529589016
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:27:31 AM No.529588367
>>529588176
>It looks better and is more true to the source
the source is not well scaled.
Replies: >>529588728
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.529588461
If I was in a group of 4 players on the Mourningstar, do the characters actually interact with each other?
Replies: >>529588793
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:30:15 AM No.529588646
>>529588176
a lot of weapons in this game are kinda wierdly proportioned compared to source material.
basically every chain weapon is undersized for starters.
Replies: >>529588728
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:31:01 AM No.529588728
>>529588367
>>529588646
Undersized i kinda get, but stubby maces i don't
Replies: >>529588856
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:31:35 AM No.529588793
1738292329145407
1738292329145407
md5: 832dd4488286e87277221e994b29c231๐Ÿ”
>>529588461
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:32:11 AM No.529588856
>>529588728
thats how big real ones are...
Replies: >>529589114
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:33:48 AM No.529589016
>>529588176
don't worry, they will sell very cool slop for it starting thursday, they just had to do these cosmetics in particular to match models and rogue trader's version of the maul
Replies: >>529589261
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:34:13 AM No.529589065
I spent 90 dollars on Aquillas this morning. Itโ€™s no skin off my back but I still feelโ€ฆ guilty.
Replies: >>529589261 >>529589275
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:34:41 AM No.529589114
>>529588856
Yes, most real maces are that short, but the more aesthetic 40k maces generally aren't
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:36:12 AM No.529589261
>>529589016
They don't generally make longer weapon cosmetics
>>529589065
That'll do, pig. That'll do
Replies: >>529595719
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:36:19 AM No.529589275
>>529589065
no you didn't
Replies: >>529595719
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:38:24 AM No.529589505
Im begging for a relic blade build because it looks cool
Replies: >>529589575 >>529589921
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:39:15 AM No.529589575
>>529589505
The relic blade is an unga bunga weapon
Arbites and ogryns are for unga bunga
Not zealot
Replies: >>529590556
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:40:52 AM No.529589756
GS-giyyWUAAw0rX
GS-giyyWUAAw0rX
md5: 5fbeacc2097a39d7280f033a1ee723cc๐Ÿ”
Been playing Outlast Trials, and while fun, what's with the atrocious matchmaking?
Replies: >>529593465 >>529617339
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:26 AM No.529589921
>>529589505
You put carapace and flak on it, give it a cleave blessing that you like, and then either the strength blessing or one of the heat blessings. You use the mark whose push followthrough is a big stab, and then spend a while becoming acquainted with the moveset because it's a little finicky. Power on to kill hordes or big guys. Stab them in the face, there's a couple combos that somewhat reliably get stabs out every other attack, I'll let you discover them yourself.

Make sure you run the damage node 1 point into the bottom right, the sword kinda needs it. For the rest, run zealot how you like it, just don't try to focus on crits too much, it's not good at that.
Replies: >>529593005
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:46 AM No.529589962
>VT2 has tons of skaven porn
>Darktide has almost nothing at all
Bring back rats
Replies: >>529590060 >>529590482 >>529596046
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:43:21 AM No.529590014
Ogryn
Ogryn
md5: 53afd1796b3a2197a6b21891ec7488b8๐Ÿ”
GOOD NEWS GENTLEMEN
AN OGRYN EXISTS AMONG US!
Replies: >>529590460 >>529591376 >>529596046
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:43:43 AM No.529590060
>>529589962
Darktide players aren't mentally ill degenerates
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:47:34 AM No.529590460
>>529590014
Give that guy a pickaxe
Replies: >>529590974
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:47:49 AM No.529590482
>>529589962
Once they add beastmen (female) you'll get enough art
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:48:23 AM No.529590556
>>529589575
BUT I WANT TO UNGA BUNGA WITH CRAZY ZOOM ZOOM MAN
Replies: >>529591258
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:52:40 AM No.529590974
decdb6f8-99f7-11ed-b1bc-0210609a3fe2
decdb6f8-99f7-11ed-b1bc-0210609a3fe2
md5: 2d2b2afaede208da794b8df551220678๐Ÿ”
>>529590460
Does he even need one?
Replies: >>529591258 >>529591376 >>529608950
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:53:05 AM No.529591018
1737856755695273
1737856755695273
md5: e1e7fa6824e73df8c774eb9100e81fd4๐Ÿ”
More like Dorktide
Replies: >>529591163 >>529591175 >>529606976
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:54:37 AM No.529591163
>>529591018
barktide xD
Replies: >>529591343
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:54:42 AM No.529591175
>>529591018
damn
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:55:31 AM No.529591258
>>529590556
Sorry. That's not allowed
May i suggestban arbites with a shield and maul?
>>529590974
He's gonna be fighting other ogryn
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:56:15 AM No.529591343
>>529591163
the animal spirit of sloptide is that of a pig
I will not accept attempts to migrate it to a dog
Replies: >>529591671
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:56:32 AM No.529591376
>>529590014
>>529590974
Yeah it's that guy.
I was on a ferry ship with him once. Germany->binlan or other way around.
He was so big he didn't go get his food from the buffet, to not get in everyone's way, his tiny (regular human sized) wife went to get it.
Replies: >>529623350
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:59:16 AM No.529591671
pig
pig
md5: c642d4a70a2c574faef932e6325dcc0b๐Ÿ”
>>529591343
Replies: >>529593121 >>529607193
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:04:02 AM No.529592173
How do I make the moonlight greatsword great at soulblaze or do I do something else with it
>block bullets
boooooooooooring
Replies: >>529592949
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:10:12 AM No.529592868
1513207113248
1513207113248
md5: b30d4a6aa7b921fa6d060040ffa55a74๐Ÿ”
>late night EU server quickplays
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:10:52 AM No.529592949
>>529592173
You either have a glorified horde clearer for builds that have no other method of doing so, or your new primary weapon that you fully dedicate the build to so you can pretend you're a zealot. Pure, laser focused melee psyker is very powerful, and you also instantly die if you ever fuck up even a single time, you have been warned.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:11:28 AM No.529593005
>>529589921
thanks will try it out shame about crits I do love me crits
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:12:42 AM No.529593121
EtcwQbL
EtcwQbL
md5: 9792d656dffa1f088ba38e11859a881c๐Ÿ”
>>529591671
Why not both.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:13:39 AM No.529593220
Fag Gayko
>The fagblock fag tree...
Replies: >>529593339 >>529593485
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:14:47 AM No.529593319
>>529567785
You're the one saying women can be men, trannoid. Stop gooning. Get help.
Replies: >>529593479
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:14:57 AM No.529593339
>>529593220
cacadia
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:16:19 AM No.529593465
>>529589756
the people who still play the game are really really special
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:16:25 AM No.529593479
1742154268185694
1742154268185694
md5: a81f65a70a3002016bc97c403326ba08๐Ÿ”
>>529593319
I'm not saying that, Fatshark is saying that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:16:25 AM No.529593485
1499713330639
1499713330639
md5: 4256f5e7d5ec1b53d940c240698f437f๐Ÿ”
>>529593220
B-but I like Hab Dreyko.
Replies: >>529593543
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:17:11 AM No.529593543
>>529593485
same, I don't understand the hate
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:18:48 AM No.529593726
Got matchmaked with a tranny today.
They're as repulsive in-game as in life.
Partly because that man couldn't help but squeak some of the most autistic shit I've ever heard into his mic.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:17 AM No.529593768
The Sisters of Twilight
The Sisters of Twilight
md5: 49f92add7cb0cf55042c7671f98031c8๐Ÿ”
Here's my body type.
Replies: >>529594131
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:22:37 AM No.529594129
1722857207093874
1722857207093874
md5: 47607856f901dcb33c6d5c21095bc97c๐Ÿ”
rat news status ?
Replies: >>529594325 >>529594329
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:22:42 AM No.529594131
>>529593768
dude thats so hot imagine pressing them down as they wince and moan softly and submit totally to the strength of a male
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:24:41 AM No.529594325
1638547729252
1638547729252
md5: 12272606248225e351429ecdbd84adb5๐Ÿ”
>>529594129
Nothing but olds.
Replies: >>529594674
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:24:42 AM No.529594329
546488
546488
md5: eafd57df53d0e269600710b71dec17ef๐Ÿ”
>>529594129
Here, my good Sir. Enjoy!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:27:23 AM No.529594603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7c_QbmGlqg so favorite aribite interaction so far?
Replies: >>529603864
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:27:58 AM No.529594674
1731259932882245
1731259932882245
md5: 8aac3818a2286ffbfc4e1d731b803d45๐Ÿ”
>>529594325
boring
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:32:01 AM No.529595080
1654017160
1654017160
md5: 1ddaf1132ef57323a4a15e6d33f0aaec๐Ÿ”
>arbites/ogryn on the team
Replies: >>529595140 >>529595281
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:32:38 AM No.529595140
>>529595080
I'll rape you.
Replies: >>529607361
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:33:57 AM No.529595281
>>529595080
Its fine I'm a Vetchad
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:36:08 AM No.529595498
there should be code when there are atleas 3-4 maul arbites, their lines would be completely be replaced with "I AM THE LEX"
Replies: >>529607693
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.529595719
>>529589261
The cosmetics were just so cool this time aroundโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve never spent anything on most of themโ€ฆ
>>529589275
I didโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:40:32 AM No.529595971
mfw
mfw
md5: 2137621a4f45adc63fda4c1bc36fc91d๐Ÿ”
Why don't you fucking losers make your own general at this point?
Call it /fag/ short for Fatshark Gneral since it's apparent you cretins have more loyalty to this lazy dogshit company than taste in actually good videogames.
Replies: >>529596040 >>529596175 >>529596305 >>529596332 >>529596710 >>529597451 >>529598995 >>529601660 >>529611921 >>529642886
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:41:12 AM No.529596040
>>529595971
Fuck off, bitch
There would be no /coopg/ without tide chads
Replies: >>529607693
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:41:17 AM No.529596046
>>529589962
Because thereโ€™s nothing sexy to fuck in DT besides like Hestia. Furryshitters sadly cling to Skaven.
>>529590014
Weโ€™ve known this for a while though.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:42:34 AM No.529596175
>>529595971
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.529596305
1751190281001522
1751190281001522
md5: 79d35d4c15ae551be0d7adac487714d5๐Ÿ”
>>529595971
Replies: >>529618719 >>529640129
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:44:11 AM No.529596332
>>529595971
I welcome anyone to talk about any other game.
Replies: >>529596672
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:48:03 AM No.529596672
>>529596332
Impossible since any topic other than Darktide is separated by 10 posts discussing pointless bullshit usually about how hecking wholesome Ogryns are.
Replies: >>529601738
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:48:30 AM No.529596710
>>529595971
name the GOOD coop games out right now made by respectable companies.
go ahead
Replies: >>529596895 >>529596962
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:48 AM No.529596895
>>529596710
Deep Rock Galactic, etc, you get the picture.
Replies: >>529607361
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:51:38 AM No.529596962
>>529596710
monster hunger
Replies: >>529607361
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:53:28 AM No.529597113
Man Ogryns are so heckin' wholesome. I just love them so much.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:53:41 AM No.529597134
is there a general for survival craft slop like Valheim, Ark, etc?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:56:53 AM No.529597451
>>529595971
>threadsplitters eternally bootyblasted despite never bringing up any other games themselves
I've probably talked about more non-tide games in the last week in here than you have, bozo
Replies: >>529597528 >>529607693
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:57:37 AM No.529597528
>>529597451
Trvke
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:00:40 AM No.529597827
1509643586197_thumb.jpg
1509643586197_thumb.jpg
md5: 38d5eabf1e08cc0424bc067061194181๐Ÿ”
>>529570639
>Hallowette asks if I've got the urge to splurge
>immediately splurge in my pants
Replies: >>529598057 >>529598234 >>529600716 >>529607971
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:02:53 AM No.529598057
>>529597827
she's so cute imagine dragging her behind a rock and immediately slamming into her and making her submit
Replies: >>529598234 >>529607971
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:04:30 AM No.529598234
>>529597827
>>529598057
Imagine taking a big rock and dashing it against her head and splattering her brains all over the place
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:11:33 AM No.529598916
b35d7ivup8af1
b35d7ivup8af1
md5: 9b1365a7bf5d35a9e96a92f647527d82๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:12:23 AM No.529598995
>>529595971
Uh oh Remedyfag meltie
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:15:39 AM No.529599306
1724398749629189
1724398749629189
md5: 73f1451eec33968a8b4636b3e2628fe3๐Ÿ”
Alive game wtf
Replies: >>529599594 >>529601156
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:18:24 AM No.529599594
>>529599306
I wonder if Fartshart will finally reach their goal of "new class per 3 months".
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:21:35 AM No.529599909
Ngl, id put several babies in zola
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:21:51 AM No.529599941
I shall sweep all before me
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:28:29 AM No.529600616
1739227468677867
1739227468677867
md5: 3e2f3b9ce1898cd96e46e788a23c8dd9๐Ÿ”
I enjoy the sword lasers going woosh and doing 60 damage
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:29:28 AM No.529600716
>>529597827
They should let us have these as pets instead of the dog
Replies: >>529601330
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:48 AM No.529601067
1671428143004142
1671428143004142
md5: 8c66f757d3412b8f077b0455b23a0f03๐Ÿ”
Do not fail me again Iven...
Replies: >>529618826
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:33:49 AM No.529601156
>>529599306
I dont use twitch is that really low or something
Replies: >>529601594
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:35:39 AM No.529601330
>>529600716
SoB with companion repentia girl
(she is repenting that she was born black)
Replies: >>529608298
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:38:14 AM No.529601594
>>529601156
It used to have like 100-200 on average before arbites.
Replies: >>529601793
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:38:49 AM No.529601660
>>529595971
Pipe down jigaboo
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:37 AM No.529601738
>>529596672
make your own general instead of crying you retarded pussy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:40:08 AM No.529601793
>>529601594
interdasting, I wonder how long that will last
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:41:27 AM No.529601929
>super sweat streaming
>full bore on the mk3 shotgun
What am I missing here?
Replies: >>529602057 >>529603052
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:42:52 AM No.529602057
>>529601929
Monstrosity killing, at least.
Replies: >>529603446
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:45:52 AM No.529602367
go get em
go get em
md5: 2f9fd7ab06c702465b6c4b1034304b7a๐Ÿ”
All classes should get a pet branch.
Vet - Trooper squad
Zealot - Death Cult twins
Psyker - Psyraven
Ogryn - Ratling sniper
Replies: >>529603751 >>529603875 >>529608667
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:42 AM No.529603052
>>529601929
the shock round is way more clutch than the brittleness round
Replies: >>529603446
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:56:55 AM No.529603446
>>529602057
>>529603052
They donโ€™t seem to be using it for boss damage. Is full bore bugged on it or something?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:00:22 AM No.529603751
>>529602367
stupid
dumb
retarded
based
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:01:33 AM No.529603864
>>529594603
i think some of the are still bugged, i keep hearing banter starts with no response
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:01:39 AM No.529603875
>>529602367
Not quite.
However I do like the Psyraven idea.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:06:55 AM No.529604405
Untitled
Untitled
md5: e8148ecf55fa5aa79f2b6fc3af28a1d9๐Ÿ”
so to get higher rank blessings i have to buy multiple rank 1's?
Replies: >>529604485 >>529604535
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:07:44 AM No.529604485
>>529604405
until the skull pips fill up on the left
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:08:07 AM No.529604535
>>529604405
See the circle to the left?
It needs to be filled up to buy the next tier of blessings.
So, yes.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:18:01 AM No.529605508
1744697954731163
1744697954731163
md5: 67f146ef30dca77eb8ddcffa3ec747f0๐Ÿ”
is this not working a known issue? I was trying it in the meat grinder and it really seems like it doesn't actually kick in at 10 stacks
Replies: >>529605872 >>529605914 >>529606258
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:21:36 AM No.529605872
>>529605508
It kicks in when you LOSE 10 stacks or something like that.
Replies: >>529605996 >>529606258
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:21:57 AM No.529605914
>>529605508
While you might be right, if you're basing it on an icon not appearing at to bottom left, it could just be that there's just no more room for icons to show up, but the effect is there, which might just not be that noticeable.
But you might also be right since Fartshart releases broken talents all the time.
Replies: >>529605996
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:22:55 AM No.529605996
>>529605872
Seems so, and that's not how it's meant to work.

>>529605914
Go into the meat grinder and go up to ten stacks and then let one bleed off. Your attack speed increases for 3 seconds, but only after you lost that one stack.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:25:46 AM No.529606258
>>529605508
>>529605872
It works. I tested it abd so did several other people

THE TALENT WORKS
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:26:19 AM No.529606316
I hate pubs.
>Get in
>Everyone rushes ahead instead of clearing hoard
>I get netted and killed
We were in the FIRST SECTION OF THE LEVEL.
Specifically the one where you get the Crystal for Hallowette
Replies: >>529606521 >>529606543 >>529606991 >>529615465
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:28:39 AM No.529606521
>>529606316
if everyone else is ahead you are behind
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:28:55 AM No.529606543
>>529606316
Hilarious bait!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:33:57 AM No.529606976
>>529570585
why does he lookโ€ฆ you knowโ€ฆ
>>529591018
>frogshitter
>>529572507
donโ€™t you mean SLOPLINE XDDD
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:34:03 AM No.529606991
whereishe
whereishe
md5: ef0a0091cbf8449192a9a12708944130๐Ÿ”
>>529606316
this you?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:36:08 AM No.529607193
>>529591671
Trooner pedo film btw
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:37:10 AM No.529607278
1733308317060810
1733308317060810
md5: 6fc423cb970037ae56b5610c40ff9790๐Ÿ”
>hit mutant with a rock
>its legs fly off
Replies: >>529608191 >>529640370
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:38:04 AM No.529607361
>>529595140
In her sleep? Rude
>>529596895
I laughed
>>529596962
Capcom is (fairly) respectable. MH isn't.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:41:40 AM No.529607675
>>529582471
Kek
>>529583648
Very cute!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:41:49 AM No.529607693
>>529595498
>>529567309
>>529567785
>>529568691
>>529571621
>>529571976
>>529572508
>>529575298
>>529596040
>>529597451
good posts with good points
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:44:25 AM No.529607921
>>529581370
This is why Crushers are in actuality Greater Daemons.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:44:59 AM No.529607971
>>529597827
>>529598057
bwc property
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:47:24 AM No.529608191
>>529607278
>hit rock with legs
>its mutants fly off
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:48:13 AM No.529608271
>>529573323
She looks like she enjoys handholding.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:48:17 AM No.529608276
>>529585064
It sucks, but you should probably not say things that sound like that
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:48:35 AM No.529608298
>>529577920
>yโ€™all
bwc
>>529601330
make. it. happen. Fatshark!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:49:17 AM No.529608360
Screenshot 2025-07-01 204736
Screenshot 2025-07-01 204736
md5: 096b0493866fe66837b2a7ed82f9ce58๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529608462
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:50:31 AM No.529608462
>>529608360
added to the list
Replies: >>529608520
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:50:55 AM No.529608485
What will the admech class make his inevitable servoskull companion do?
>they won't give him a compnion
They will if they can sell skins for it.
Replies: >>529608660 >>529608875 >>529611160 >>529621751
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:51:12 AM No.529608520
>>529608462
The list?
Replies: >>529608942
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:52:43 AM No.529608660
>>529608485
The servoskull will be a summonable gun drone that lasts until it's out of ammo.
Probably 30-50 shots.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:52:44 AM No.529608661
>>529575179
I mean, he's Batman. Its hard to compete with that as a guy let alone as a woman.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:52:51 AM No.529608667
>>529602367
Iโ€™m not so sure you can call those โ€œpetsโ€ but I think it would be cool to have summonable NPCs that kill for you for a while
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:54:38 AM No.529608809
>>529573479
Yeah that was pretty fucked but itโ€™s just the way the cookie crumbles. I think even being an Archo-Flagellant would be better than that
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:55:20 AM No.529608875
>>529608485
Single target piss toughness.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:56:05 AM No.529608942
>>529608520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZMZTaxNKJs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:56:09 AM No.529608950
>>529590974
Why are they even being allowed to fight when he outweighs him that badly?
Replies: >>529609084
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:57:41 AM No.529609084
>>529571851
They're a lot like skittari, Servitors but with a functioning mind.
>>529608950
They're both heavyweights. At the max weight. That's just how it goes.
Small guy won btw.
Replies: >>529611295
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:59:56 AM No.529609291
What's the dump stat on the plasma gun?
Replies: >>529609442 >>529612550
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:01:33 AM No.529609442
>>529609291
Damage
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:05:30 AM No.529609801
>>529574258
Yes, anon. Itโ€™s better with others but the game is perfectly fine and fun by yourself and randoms, although itโ€™s definitely aimed at a multiplayer experience more than anything
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:11:55 AM No.529610315
d18c439b79899aa49b5c7924a2ad65abba48c4963e95b4df456f430712759f4e
>Auric Maelstrom missions are absolutely filled with shitters covered in slopshop items
Looks like they finally clawed their way out of the lower diffs.
I swear to god every mission is 20 minutes of babysitting while they rage in chat about how 5 ragers is "unfair"
Replies: >>529610895 >>529612280 >>529619006
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:18:57 AM No.529610895
>>529610315
>5 ragers
>Unfair
that's fun.
Now 5 bullworks
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:22:23 AM No.529611160
>>529608485
the servitor will be a provider of road head
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:24:00 AM No.529611295
>>529609084
>Small guy won btw.
Proof?
Replies: >>529611487
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:26:23 AM No.529611487
>>529611295
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/david-haye-nikolai-valuev-heavyweight-world-title-fight-nuremberg-a9189536.html
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-11-08/david-beats-russian-goliath/1133476
Replies: >>529613836
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:31:20 AM No.529611921
>>529595971
If you cunts spent as much time talking about other games as much you whinging about Darktide in these threads, then there would be more discussion.
Replies: >>529612223
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:34:57 AM No.529612223
>>529611921
Trvke
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:35:37 AM No.529612280
>>529610315
Arbites being designed around H40 means it carries bad/new players straight into Aurics because it's nearly impossible to fall in melee as the Beetus.
>t. has two new friends who are bored in Damnation because they find it too easy despite making common new-player mistakes like repeatedly blowing up bursters and getting netted semi-regularly
It's why there's such a disparity between people saying, "Arbites is OP as fuck," and, "it's good."
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:39:07 AM No.529612550
>>529609291
pretty sure it's heat because venting is inconsequential
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:41:01 AM No.529612718
I've got 200 hours and nothing above Auric Maelstrom.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:50:11 AM No.529613486
>burster gets pushed back but doesn't detonate
>shoot it
>teammate who was chasing it gets exploded
why...you can't push it down again...why are you running after it while it stands back up...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:54:30 AM No.529613836
>>529611487
Damnโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:56:00 AM No.529613953
Shotpistol is fun, I wish it came in a unique mode.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:59:14 AM No.529614223
Its gettin harder and harder to not slip back into my old League ways and rinse these fucking "people" in the chat for the stupid shit they do every game and risk a report.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:05:54 AM No.529614771
Itโ€™s kind of funny how activity falls off decently hard at a certain time. I wonder what the demographics for this place looks like.
Replies: >>529615309 >>529616770 >>529617358 >>529617449 >>529617590 >>529618731 >>529620352
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:05:59 AM No.529614780
Holy fuck I love Dog build. It's so fun.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:06:29 AM No.529614818
YAY, I finally can do away with speaker mode.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:07:40 AM No.529614909
Do we know if the dog talents/effects that say "pounces/pounced" require you to have tagged the target, or do these work off the dog's automated attacks as well?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:13:25 AM No.529615309
>>529614771
100% white european
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:15:34 AM No.529615465
>>529606316
nothing worse than slowpokes. I don't know why but noobs love to take their time and slowly trudge through the stage like they're going for a walk in the park. Fuckers want every game to be 40 minutes. You only increase your chances of losing and make the game harder for yourself when you do that (slower = more enemies = have to use more resources+more risks). It's also more boring.

Have a good pace, keep moving forward. Yes, even in hordes. You should always be moving forward unless there's some absolute chatoic death pit you have to wait out first. The game literally tells you at every single step that you are a STRIKE TEAM and you need to hurry your ass up. Really can't be any more clear. If you are falling behind on regular teams that are not speedy Zealots, then it's a you issue.
Replies: >>529617127 >>529632470
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:19:41 AM No.529615764
whats the point of dodging if enemies can michael jackson moonwalk towards you
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:33:39 AM No.529616770
>>529614771
mumbai reporting Saar!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:33:45 AM No.529616779
IMG_0136
IMG_0136
md5: 6900fdb797a44b011eeb41059d49657e๐Ÿ”
What the game actually needs are funny memes and fun & silly gameplay webms. Ratcklick went for that Team Fortress 2 meme status and it'd payed off. Memelords of reddit and discord gotta step it up
Replies: >>529617206
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:38:26 AM No.529617127
>>529615465
Ehhh, in a way I kind of sympathize though. If itโ€™s lower levels theyโ€™re likely brand new to the game and unironically do want to do some sight seeing, Iโ€™ve had people tell me theyโ€™re really faxinsted by the maps and all the lore behind various stuff, they really want to look at all the gothic architecture and servo shit and all that 40k goodness, itโ€™s like an extreme novelty to them. Of course thereโ€™s no excuse for it in like Aurics or something where youโ€™ve seen everything a thousand times already but itโ€™s a shame thereโ€™s no real mode where you can stop and take everything in by yourself
Replies: >>529617841
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:39:30 AM No.529617206
1456429269417
1456429269417
md5: 6d878f82c2797206444a44aafd837e27๐Ÿ”
>>529616779
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:41:24 AM No.529617339
>>529574258
>Is Outlast Trials fun solo?
Yes, I played the first 2-3 weeks solo before I gave up and started playing with randos for the first time in over 10 years. I will say though, you will progress a lot faster with randoms (generally speaking), and the game will punish you for moving too slowly - at least that was the case for me when I was new to the game. I don't think the devs intended for it to happen but specifically in one of the toy factory trials, I was dealing with constant enemy spawns only allowing me to sneak around for several seconds at a time - it was so annoying that I had to look up videos to see how other players dealt with it on YouTube. That's when I realized I had to stop sneaking around and start taking more risks. So, not sure if it's still an issue since I no longer bother with stealth, but I could try to check and report back later.
>What about with Randos?
Yes, I play with randoms a majority of the time and out of thousands of trials, I've only had three bad experiences that I can recall, so like 1 out of ~1100 trials is with shitty people? Most don't want to socialize and use their mics though and there's no in-game chat, so you can't text to communicate, which can make things frustrating if no one wants to speak up.
>>529589756
It was a lot worse for a long time. Seems like it's a little better now, but still kinda ass. And it also depends on the time of day. The game tries to find people nearest to you, so, in my experience, it's hard to find anyone after 9 or 10 PM even though it also resorts to connecting me with players thousands of miles away all the way in fucking China and Canada (what's the difference, amirite). No idea why it's so shit after all this time. I guess a little bit of incompetence on Red Barrels' part.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:41:45 AM No.529617358
bardin-vermintide
bardin-vermintide
md5: 5a2176c1a05816b7a63a7685a3bfebec๐Ÿ”
>>529614771
I live in actual Mongolian mountains irl. Work in da mines fixin mollys and shit. It's a peaceful life.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:42:49 AM No.529617449
>>529614771
I am an icelandic nightshift worker
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:44:58 AM No.529617590
>>529614771
Washington NEET here
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:48:22 AM No.529617841
>>529617127
I agree that's fine if they're new. But if you have some hundred hours you should haul ass.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:49:01 AM No.529617895
Why does one of the female Arbites keep yelling โ€œsex with minorsโ€ in my ears?
Replies: >>529618001
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:50:25 AM No.529618001
>>529617895
Sounds like Maul aka Lae'zel
Replies: >>529618308
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:54:46 AM No.529618308
>>529618001
Maul is Kerillian.
Replies: >>529618489
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:55:57 AM No.529618374
IMG_1275
IMG_1275
md5: 7f8716a5c02ff57b24f6d189dd70b17c๐Ÿ”
>>529576924
Sex with rat girls
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:57:44 AM No.529618489
>>529618308
Oh yeah, it's Fatalist that sounds like Lae'zel
derp
Replies: >>529618653
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:58:06 AM No.529618514
>>529580538
What the hell is this image
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:59:59 AM No.529618653
>>529618489
Wrong again, but it's just because fatalist for both sexes plays authoritarian voice lines because fartshart are incompetent.
The authoritarian is the battletoad.
Replies: >>529618748
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:01:20 AM No.529618719
>>529596305
how is he so agileโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:01:31 AM No.529618731
img_1992_1
img_1992_1
md5: 80aced6571939e571cf0576564feb5dc๐Ÿ”
>>529614771
I live innawoods on a small island off the coast of Australia
Replies: >>529620027
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:01:49 AM No.529618748
>>529618653
But that one sounds russian...
and my Fatalist sounds hot.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:03:06 AM No.529618826
>>529601067
>Keep me posted on whether or not Wolfer buysโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:05:44 AM No.529619006
>>529610315
What imperial rank does this cutie hold?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:20:30 AM No.529620027
>>529618731
Very nice
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:25:21 AM No.529620352
>>529614771
white euros, white aussies, and white amerifats. 100% male.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:45:26 AM No.529621751
>>529608485
How about we give him 3(three) companion cosmetic slots for 3x the pigging?
>servo skull gun drone for special sniping
>servitors for tanking and staggering
>turret for holding a position and buffing nearby allies
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:59:58 AM No.529622706
yet another snoric swept in 15 minutes by an arbites
Replies: >>529623961
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:09:55 AM No.529623350
>>529591376
he seems like a nice guy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:18:55 AM No.529623961
>>529622706
cry about it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:24:59 AM No.529624347
Is the sloptide store still fomo rotations and did they ever fix the temu krieg outfits?
Replies: >>529624702 >>529625497
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:30:46 AM No.529624702
>>529624347
yes and no
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:41:53 AM No.529625497
>>529624347
The Darktide krieg outfit looks better than most tabletop variants, though.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:46:29 AM No.529625776
Wake the dog up
Wake the dog up
md5: 694739de2fe4f27f0146c70684d9003f๐Ÿ”
That's pretty good.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:46:42 AM No.529625787
Anyone here play Dog Arbitrator?

Wondering if Go Get Em or Unleashed Brutality is worth it.
Unleashed Brutality seems worthless, the dog isn't aggressive enough and trappers can be right on top of me before the dog agros.
Go Get Em is a bit better, but it doesn't just prioritize Elite and Specialist ranged, but pleb shooters too, which takes up a lot of it's time doing basically nothing.
Replies: >>529626030
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:50:41 AM No.529626030
>>529625787
apparently go get em increases his jump distance
Replies: >>529627498
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:00:35 AM No.529626637
Help I haven't been able to look my Eviscerator in the eye since I picked up the Relic Blade.
Replies: >>529626789
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:02:39 AM No.529626789
>>529626637
Have you tried it with a Martyr build? I ran it with IJ and BP earlier, and it was mediocre as fuck. Was gonna try it with Martyr tomorrow, but I doubt it'll change anything.
Replies: >>529626932 >>529627984
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:04:41 AM No.529626932
>>529626789
Can't say I have. I avoid low health builds like the plague in all games. Not my cup of tea.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:12:52 AM No.529627498
>>529626030
Hmmm... That might be worth it for that alone if true, even with the other annoying features.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:18:42 AM No.529627897
1624893890689
1624893890689
md5: a067eb2e0e4e85e8412c6a987aa62dd7๐Ÿ”
>reddit is full of dudes whining that lvl 30 havoc/auric players are speedrunning the shitter difficulties to level arbites and leaving them in the dust to die
Replies: >>529628261 >>529629773
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:19:52 AM No.529627984
>>529626789
Any build that makes the Evi better is also going to massively buff the Relic Blade
Replies: >>529631024
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:24:06 AM No.529628261
>>529627897
>using twitter and reddit for anything other than porn
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:24:32 AM No.529628295
file
file
md5: e53a8493902649e48d3697526b0e12f3๐Ÿ”
Gentlemen, the solution is simple. Add the real eviscerator to the game.
Replies: >>529628891 >>529628971 >>529630282 >>529630780 >>529631621 >>529633732
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:32:54 AM No.529628891
>>529628295
Our deaths... will be MAGNIFICENT
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:34:00 AM No.529628971
>>529628295
ARE YOU READY TO DIE FOR ME
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:38:59 AM No.529629291
EldarCouldBeHere
EldarCouldBeHere
md5: 72abe1bd162a4add1baaf6160de04e2e๐Ÿ”
>There are Eldar in the sector now
Leave them to me
Replies: >>529629367 >>529629486 >>529631741 >>529641212
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:40:04 AM No.529629367
>>529629291
oh no papypig-san!!!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:41:12 AM No.529629448
What is the shittiest of the arbites abilities? i want do it's penances while im still leveling up
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:41:50 AM No.529629486
>>529629291
>only Havoc 30
>"True Survivor"
>Paypiggy
Kekaroo
Replies: >>529629895
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:46:16 AM No.529629773
>>529627897
>you fags don't believe me when I say that the shitter difficulties make up a majority of the playerbase
>this happens
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:48:03 AM No.529629895
>>529629486
Anon you can't get true survivor without having been at least 35, it's obvious he decayed with the reset just the other week and just hasn't played yet since.
Your havocletness is showing.

Still embarrassing not having climbed back up to 40 tho.
Replies: >>529629989
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:49:11 AM No.529629969
>>529570036
If you came into one of my games like that I would be a revive king. You need damage somewhere in your build, you left out Killzone, Superiority Complex and Bring it Down. Take off the Crit Chance and Extra Supression and pick up Reciprocity for more Crit Chance than the node will give you. Born leader can also be swapped out for more toughness and take the damn rending off of Marksman's Focus to grab the normal ass rending talent. Learn the damage calc too, because with this shit you'll just be doing less damage than a no keystone build with the damage talents. Recons and Kantraels only have a weakspot ratio of 1.4 or 1.6 and their critical weakspot ratios are around 1.8 so you're not getting the same damage leap that you would get with a Vraks' 2.2 to 3 ratios by a sizable margin. Also, exhilarating takedown is great but Longshot doesn't even start working until you're passed 12 meters, you'd get a significantly larger defense boost out of Close Order Drill and Confirmed Kill. Dreg/Scab Melee goons do 108 damage, and looking at this you don't seem to have a very high toughness so even one of those goobers is going to take off Iron Will on the first hit and you'll be down to a 5% TDR from 50%.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:49:25 AM No.529629989
>>529629895
I just joined the first havoc that accepted my application, all the 40s kept declining. I'm not manually grinding my personal mission back to 40, just going to piggyback there
Replies: >>529630209 >>529641062
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:52:47 AM No.529630209
>>529629989
>all the 40s kept declining
Yeah because having a 30 in your name after nearly two weeks IMPLIES you're some stuckie who is trying to force meme builds or something, I'd reject you too. Also most arbitrators are being declined because there's dozens of them in every application.
Replies: >>529632263 >>529641062
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:53:43 AM No.529630282
>>529628295
Unmmmmmmmm where is the flamethrower underneath chuddie???? This is not up to Imperial standards, not one bit. The Ecclesiarchy will be notified of your lacking dedication to The Causeโ„ขโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:55:46 AM No.529630427
Why do these retards not know how to make a havoc listing? I'm not joining your unspecified havoc 1-30
Replies: >>529630524
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:57:04 AM No.529630524
>>529630427
pls spoonfeed me how to do it, anon-sama , I'm new and have no idea about havoc
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:01:10 AM No.529630780
>>529628295
Eviscerators already exist in the game.
Replies: >>529630996
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:04:35 AM No.529630996
file
file
md5: 69ae76dafe1be0ba6ed5ee78154fe6a3๐Ÿ”
>>529630780
I said the REAL eviscerator.
Replies: >>529631135
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:05:01 AM No.529631024
>>529627984
Depends. Eviscerator is good on martyrdom because it also gets attacks speed and access to shred.
More attack speed you have better shred is because it stacks faster.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:05:18 AM No.529631046
So I'm thinking about buying darktide, I'm watching some youtube videos about it and I have a question about crafting. It's a 6-month old video so maybe it's outdated by now, but it seems that you can just craft the exact weapon you would like if you buy a good base (with good max potential distribution). But doesn't that make the looting part of this game obsolete?
Replies: >>529631134 >>529631206 >>529634005
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:06:33 AM No.529631134
>>529631046
What looting part? You just sometimes get random shit at mission end and yes, it is obsolete.
Replies: >>529631313
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:06:33 AM No.529631135
>>529630996
It is a real eviscerator. Looks like it and is named like it also.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:07:44 AM No.529631206
>>529631046
Yes and yes it does make it obsolete because the RNG system was pure cancer and the game is finally playable normally.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:08:25 AM No.529631252
1557461480074
1557461480074
md5: 0a07b60c2f13296247d788d8f87c7d09๐Ÿ”
>10+ shop resets
>still no relic blade
fcking dumb ahh game, kys
Replies: >>529631320 >>529631339
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:09:13 AM No.529631313
>>529631134
so the game is just some sloppy horde-mashing with pretty much no rewards for completing missions? What I liked about Vermintide was that you would get better rewards for getting grimoires etc. Shame, I like guns much more than the medieval setting but if that's the case, I'm not getting this game
Replies: >>529631456
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:09:22 AM No.529631320
>>529631252
What's stopping you from brunting it?
Replies: >>529631872
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:09:34 AM No.529631339
>>529631252
>2k25
>people STILL fish for weapons in the shop instead of buying them from Brunt's grey shit stash.
Replies: >>529631872
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:11:13 AM No.529631456
>>529631313
Oh this game doesn't even have grimoires.
>b-but
No you dumb fucking retards, calling this shit grimoires is a fucking joke and an insult.
Replies: >>529631654
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:13:26 AM No.529631621
>>529628295
MY SCARS PROVE MY WORTH
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:13:50 AM No.529631654
>>529631456
yeah I've watched another video where a guy talked about this topic, but to be honest why would you even need a grimoire mechanic in this game if you can just spend money and endlessly roll to get your weapon of choice.

Fuck, is there really no game with a good loot mechanic that also has good gameplay? (and is multiplayer)
Replies: >>529631804 >>529632026
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:15:16 AM No.529631741
>>529629291
>I HATE WORKING WITH THESE... 'PEOPLE'.
Replies: >>529641212
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:16:12 AM No.529631804
>>529631654
Unironically Borderlands 3.
Replies: >>529632023 >>529634267
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:17:04 AM No.529631872
6 tries
6 tries
md5: a78e61f896940516f05fd856c783d78d๐Ÿ”
>>529631320
>>529631339
i'm old and stubborn ok
I went and got it after spending 60k gold are you happy now?
Replies: >>529632058
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:18:58 AM No.529632023
>>529631804
yeah but the story is dogshit and it's mainly singleplayer

I love games with loot but there is no point in grinding good gear if you can't show it off to other players. The dopamine boost you get after a good drop only works because you have something valuable to other players.
Replies: >>529632140
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:19:01 AM No.529632026
>>529631654
Seconding BL3, it's good to hop in and farm shit, you can get full collection for like 15$ on sale
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:19:35 AM No.529632058
>>529631872
yeah it's a good one, bravo kitten
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:21:01 AM No.529632140
>>529632023
play WoW then, mb warframe too
Replies: >>529632578 >>529634518
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:22:43 AM No.529632263
>>529630209
I did it as a vet with the true survivor title on. If they can't figure out that means I beat a 35+ without anyone dying, they're only outing themselves as shitters for not taking a meta build plasma vet
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:26:14 AM No.529632470
>>529615465
Nothing worse than maliceshitters like you getting an op class so you can pretend to be hot shit
Replies: >>529635069
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:28:02 AM No.529632578
>>529632140
I liked Destiny but there is barely any customization, the builds are pretty boring. Didn't like Warframe though
Regarding WoW, I've been thinking about it but there is content where you need to work with other people and I'm not sure if playing solo with randoms wouldn't cockblock me from progressing

I'd love Poe if the gameplay itself wasn't complete goyslop of just mashing buttons to slay hordes of shitty mobs. I'd like a solo game with trade like Poe or one with matchmaking of up to 3 other players like darktide/vermintide, fucking shame about the crafting system. Like what's even the point of playing then? It seems it's made for casual normalfags to socialize with their bros and mindlessly kill mobs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:31:21 AM No.529632784
1448234036457
1448234036457
md5: 7dbf7b19cb7b7a4c0d269611f17fc46d๐Ÿ”
>maelstrom
>shotgun arbitrator decides all of the kills and ammo belong to him
>dumps three shots into every group of enemies anyone is currently killing in melee
>constantly in the orange ammo because of all of the waste
>other guy gets devoured by burgle, shotguntard ignores him, I can't get to him because there's fire everywhere and now the beast is around a corner
>guy obviously dies
>get cliffhanged by shotguntard shooting a burster in my face
>sure, could've been an accident
>he obviously doesn't try to pick me up
>it happens again
>he doesn't get me up this time either
>decide to break away from the team and just play solo so this nigger stops griefing me
>ogryn goes down somewhere in the back, nobody revives him (wtf?), then he ragequits
>we join back up near an airlock and shotguntard gets cliffed
>it's one of those spots the bots are too stupid to reach
>pingpingpingpingping
>pingpingpingpingping
>I didn't forget, motherfucker
>he dies
>ragequits
>run suddenly becomes much smoother with 2 bots
>other guy is a little clueless but at least he's not going down or effectively griefing
>we win without a hitch
Man, that felt good watching that retard rage ping for a revive after being a selfish twat all game.
>captcha: TWWAT
Replies: >>529633869 >>529634071 >>529641021
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:32:50 AM No.529632869
MINE_thumb.jpg
MINE_thumb.jpg
md5: 25de736a4bcc5e6cd6f22daff10ffcbf๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:34:23 AM No.529632969
>me unga
>team bunga
stay out of my aurochs
captcha: nigger
Replies: >>529634267
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:46:41 AM No.529633732
>>529628295
This is the type of skin I want for my zealot.
Not some elaborate armor set with candles all over it. Just a basic medieval peasant/monk coat.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:47:29 AM No.529633791
456488888
456488888
md5: a764670fe99a6470aad086449c488a2e๐Ÿ”
Luv me some Steel Legion.
Replies: >>529634546
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:48:58 AM No.529633869
>>529632784
it's a long story but it had a good ending
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:51:00 AM No.529634005
>>529631046
you still need resources to upgrade your weapons, and resources can be looted during missions. So there's that. But you're looking for ammo and other consumables anyway so it's not really a problem.
Replies: >>529634205
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:51:41 AM No.529634052
orthus
orthus
md5: 19f82928b760dc6cd794c051657616e8๐Ÿ”
You're wearing the hardest badge to earn, hmmm?
Replies: >>529634594 >>529635678
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:51:59 AM No.529634071
>>529632784
why do "people" like this even play co-op games? It's just completely beyond me, I'm jealous of your endorphin boost after karma got him though
Replies: >>529635136
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:52:12 AM No.529634085
1751430549357881
1751430549357881
md5: e3e8cf54448c6d89a5655a1cb9ab856e๐Ÿ”
>>529506178
>>529508939
>>529509506
>>529511486
>>529511554
>>529511721
>>529512057
>>529513538
Thanks for the responses! I did some looking around on my own but didn't know/find any of that stuff. What a helpful general :)
One more question. Might be a weird pivot but assuming some of you are guys familiar with it too, what does the hierarchy of factions look like in Warhammer Fantasy? As in from strongest to weakest, who's the top dog and stuff? From what I understand everything is more toned down compared to 40k?
Replies: >>529634294 >>529635176 >>529635704 >>529635827 >>529641402 >>529644045 >>529644879
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:53:51 AM No.529634205
>>529634005
yeah but it's not the same, if everyone is able to run with the most meta optimized gear then might as well make it free
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:54:11 AM No.529634232
1539711520564
1539711520564
md5: b2412bbcb55f377b87064f52692710e9๐Ÿ”
35ยฐC .... too hot...to ...play....
Replies: >>529636686 >>529636825
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:54:38 AM No.529634267
>>529632969
Aurochs are extinct i cant be in them
>>529631804
BL3's gameplay loop is nowhere near as good. I cant play that shit for more than an hour.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:54:59 AM No.529634294
>>529634085
chaos is apparently super duper powerful because the authors are hacks. The most gifted ones are probably lizardmen because the giant froggies are the closest to the old ones, then the Elves then the skavens then the Dawis then the humans.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:58:34 AM No.529634518
>>529632140
those suggestions suck shut up
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:59:02 AM No.529634546
>>529633791
>helldiver boltgun
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:59:53 AM No.529634594
>>529634052
and how do you activate the secret hard mode?
Replies: >>529634681 >>529634896 >>529635170
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:13 PM No.529634681
1733785426396885
1733785426396885
md5: a8e9d0cbe30ceff2b6571283d92f0f94๐Ÿ”
>>529634594
It's a secret.
Replies: >>529634839
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:03:36 PM No.529634839
>>529634681
so the hard part is activating it, I see
Replies: >>529634902 >>529635169
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:04:26 PM No.529634896
>>529634594
You ring some bells in specific parts of the map. It's not as hard as most of the martyr's skulls but it's the same flavor of "you have to watch how to do this on youtube."
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:04:29 PM No.529634902
1744330043327793
1744330043327793
md5: 66519a4225a30316f94f4cf64f74ddb3๐Ÿ”
>>529634839
Yes buddy, the fight is a cakewalk, do it, you'll see...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:07:13 PM No.529635069
>>529632470
you replied as slowly as you play
Replies: >>529639191
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:13 PM No.529635136
>>529634071
>why do "people" like this even play co-op games?
Beats me. It was some German clan autist, so chances are he's playing for some dick measuring contest with his other clan faggots and ammo dumping to post scoreboards or whatever.
He had no title, so I hope he was going for auric storm survivor and this ruined it. He sure played like one.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:42 PM No.529635169
>>529634839
Pretty much yeah.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:42 PM No.529635170
1751222729473013
1751222729473013
md5: ba31f30878b6810258be620f72b9806b๐Ÿ”
>do input puzzle on inferno
>dogshit teammates don't protect me
>the dog does
>....
>mfw 4DAWG mission

I'll miss 4Dawg walk in the park once everyone has ground out all the cheevos...

>>529634594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWQFObbNPE
Replies: >>529636995
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:49 PM No.529635176
>>529634085
For the most part yes. Iโ€™m too tired to write up a comprehensive list of all them and ranking them but I can do it when I wake up. Generally though Fantasy followed the same formula of 40k where there wasnโ€™t necessarily any one clear cut top dog because they all have/had strengths and weaknesses and arenโ€™t always operating at their max strength for whatever reasons. The Slann and Chaos Gods are the two top dogs in WHF though, the former of which would be alpha+ level psykers in 40k easily, a number of other magic users and higher tier characters would fit into 40k just fine as funny as it is to think about it, but overall yeah, the setting is confined to one planet, so thereโ€™s no whole Exterminatus type stuff or something going on. Much more toned down scale wise.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:11:36 PM No.529635360
Ogryn is so fucking easy in comparison to all other classes, even arbeetsu imo.
Replies: >>529635495 >>529635562
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:13:44 PM No.529635495
>>529635360
Even arbitties? They're in the same ballpark imo.
Replies: >>529635604
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:14:52 PM No.529635562
>>529635360
It's true. Ogryns are like the Seeker in Harry Potter. It's the class created so that turboshitters can think they're useful to the team.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:15:32 PM No.529635604
>>529635495
NTA but between how ogryn can literally play just LMB button mash, and how arbites has traps like lone wolf castigator's stance "builds" and a meme keystone, I can see how some in this thread might think that.
Replies: >>529635869
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:16:29 PM No.529635678
>>529634052
is it still the hardest? didn't they nerf the secret mode somewhere down the line?
Replies: >>529635757
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:16:58 PM No.529635704
>>529634085
itโ€™s generally agreed that if all the Skaven were to put aside their backstabbing self sabotaging ways for a little while and worked together they would steamroll every other faction with their sheer numbers (hundreds of millions/billions), and they more or less did start working together in the end times and thatโ€™s more or less exactly what happened.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:15 PM No.529635726
is FOTF/Martyrdom Zealot any good in high level havocs?
Replies: >>529635948
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:40 PM No.529635757
>>529635678
Nah not nerfed but the ogryn/arbites powercreep really helped. Still the hardest challenge imo
Replies: >>529635861
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:18:31 PM No.529635827
>>529634085
>what does the hierarchy of factions look like in Warhammer Fantasy?
This is kinda like asking which guard regiment is the strongest.
It's obviously Cadia and the high elves, the guys holding back the second strongest faction, chaos, for a thousand years.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:18:57 PM No.529635861
>>529635757
sweet. getting this shit with cope gee anons was some of the most fun I had in Dorktide. I'm weating that badge with pride.
Replies: >>529635938
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:00 PM No.529635869
>>529635604
Why don't you like castigators stance? It's a pretty good panic button in my experience.
Replies: >>529637765
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:34 PM No.529635905
I'm a Havoclet. In that I've never done it.
I have 800 hours.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:53 PM No.529635938
>>529635861
>some of the most fun I had in Dorktide
indeed, did it with friends and it was hard enough we had a lot of fun doing it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:20:01 PM No.529635948
>>529635726
They have a solid boss obliteration niche.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:20:11 PM No.529635958
Does anyone know if gunner damage resistance curios stack with block cost reduction?
Replies: >>529635986 >>529636338
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:20:38 PM No.529635986
>>529635958
why would these two interact?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:25:01 PM No.529636290
1699656026424854
1699656026424854
md5: 108f2606d8ce9240397475545b6b75ce๐Ÿ”
>"scoreboard mod is not toxic!"
>mentions scoreboard as soon as someone in the team do a slight fuckup
Replies: >>529636548
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:25:53 PM No.529636338
>>529635958
Pretty sure the block cost is based on the stagger value of the attack, not damage.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:29:06 PM No.529636548
>>529636290
So true. Youโ€™re spitting facts with this one.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:31:12 PM No.529636686
>>529634232
Grow a backbone thatโ€™s nothing
Replies: >>529636791
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:31:15 PM No.529636691
1748746954845763
1748746954845763
md5: 4ee35c56b99f85a1199430da2d04eeec๐Ÿ”
>Leveling maul and shield
>Makes you slow as shit
>Takes up half the screen
I don't get it man. This weapon sucks.
Replies: >>529636790 >>529636848
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:32:39 PM No.529636790
>>529636691
Use a ranged weapon that runs fast, idiot
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:32:39 PM No.529636791
>>529636686
I'm sure in countries like India or Indonesia it's nothing, but in civilized countries we're not used to that.
Replies: >>529642990
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:33:08 PM No.529636825
file
file
md5: 6b2a82d9250f3dc49f2b6679d398f1d1๐Ÿ”
>>529634232
The heat levels are well within acceptable parameters. Continue your mission, varlet
Replies: >>529637154 >>529638229
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:33:27 PM No.529636848
>>529636691
>makes you virtually unkillable in melee
>makes you virtually unkillable at range
yeah it sucks
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:34:54 PM No.529636940
Just had 5 players leave the game as soon as they went down. Sometimes while I'm in picking them up.
Fucking spineless cowards.
Replies: >>529638896
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:35:09 PM No.529636954
262315
262315
md5: c2f0d4a98cca3e5373518accf5a51480๐Ÿ”
Soon.
Replies: >>529643365
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:35:41 PM No.529636995
>>529635170
holy cringe
I hate when developers do shit with oddly specific activation conditions like this and then "leak" it to their cocksucking "influencers"
kinda reminds me how their cms were shilling arbites itt before it was even revealed to be an arbites class and everyone was memeing about good old pox hound
Replies: >>529637125 >>529637265 >>529637947
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:37:30 PM No.529637125
>>529636995
It wasn't leaked to influencers. People figured it out before it hit the youtube slop machine.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:37:58 PM No.529637154
>>529636825
Hadron my auto penis-milking machine isn't working properly. I need you to take a look at it. Also I haven't cleaned it since the last time it was used.
Replies: >>529637814
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:39:19 PM No.529637265
>>529636995
There is literally a code on the wall which tells you which bells to ring
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:46:18 PM No.529637765
>>529635869
A pretty good panic button for getting a res off, and the cope of doing puzzles while under ranged fire. That's it. It has a massive cooldown, and is only actually truly useful for trading fire with gunners (unnecessary) and reloading your bolter (why are you sniping and not mashing faces?)
Break the line makes you unbeatable in melee, instantly interrupts mutants before they can throw your teammate into fire, breaks bulwarks, gives you a massive damage boost, lets you charge through fire, is a general mobility tool with a short cooldown, and the list goes on. Castigator's stance is a trap and a crutch, if you can't win melee fights, you suck at the game. Most of the reactive situations where it's actually great in, you can have never occur by proactively shoving your maul up everyone's ass.
Replies: >>529638903 >>529639143
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:46:55 PM No.529637814
>>529637154
Major Morrow, kindly remind your subordinates that the grox milker in the reliquary is not approved for personal use.
I have submitted the request forms for the servitorization of the offending units.
Replies: >>529641769
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:48:24 PM No.529637947
>>529636995
there's a steam guide if you can't stand jewtubers, or one here which already has done it can help you because you can skip straight to the bosses
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:52:03 PM No.529638229
4dee21c4ca14209d55e99e4fb92c3f25--warhammer--character-art
>>529636825
Hadron this guy keeps asking for access to the reactors and 20 human hearts should I give him what he wants?
Replies: >>529639038
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:57:27 PM No.529638626
2132
2132
md5: b3e9861be0b18594a31203cdd311155c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:59:09 PM No.529638765
So im currently grinding havoc ranks and its a bit boring, 22 atm
What exactly changes as you go higher up? Im already getting 1-2 boss spawns every few dozen meters progressed
Replies: >>529638849 >>529638897
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:00:19 PM No.529638849
>>529638765
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903
TL;DR: More punishing stat penalties, more punishing enemy stat buffs, more boss spawns, fading light II
Replies: >>529639920
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:00:46 PM No.529638896
>>529636940
I don't get it. I love to die in aurics, means I'm playing the fun way. Also makes the game more fun for my teammates and I get to watch them struggle for a bit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:00:48 PM No.529638897
>>529638765
Doubled that, more shit to kill, more time to waste and less resources available to you
Replies: >>529639920
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:00:49 PM No.529638903
>>529637765
retard
Replies: >>529639098
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:02:44 PM No.529639038
>>529638229
This unit has 2 minidrills on his fine work mechadendrite, while mechanicus regulations clearly only allow one. He is in violation of our sacred code. He may not access the reactor and show him to the tissue cloning vats. If he wants those hearts he can grow them himself.
Replies: >>529639551
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:03:26 PM No.529639098
>>529638903
Elucidate me, oh great and venerable chastity-stance-sama. I kneel, I kiss and WORSHIP the ground you walk on so that you may offer the faintest shred of insight.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:03:42 PM No.529639119
what point is there in playing higher difficulty shit if you can just craft anything you would want? Are there any rewards for that?
Replies: >>529639193 >>529639248 >>529639262 >>529639328 >>529639349 >>529639591 >>529640859
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:04 PM No.529639143
>>529637765
If you're arguing that Break the Line is so much better than Castigators, then logically it's more of a crutch than Castigators. Meaning you can do better with less skill. So this is pretty much a self own on your part.
And no you don't get to pretend pressing F every 12 seconds takes skill.
The whole class is overtuned. If you're playing it, you're playing with a crutches no matter what you do so shut the fuck up and have fun.
Replies: >>529639218
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:44 PM No.529639191
>>529635069
Literally my first post itt
Replies: >>529640732
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:46 PM No.529639193
>>529639119
killing lots of heretics. this is not a looter shooter, it's a co-op shooter.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:55 PM No.529639209
tnup4153ixpe1
tnup4153ixpe1
md5: 438b3665b1000385f79c2c0a3df5e470๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529639358
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:05:01 PM No.529639218
>>529639143
>immediately retorts with non-arguments
I accept your concession.
Replies: >>529639382 >>529639486
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:05:25 PM No.529639248
>>529639119
Recolored penance battlepass cosmetics, more challenging gameplay than the mission board can offer and bragging rights.
That's about it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:05:35 PM No.529639262
>>529639119
>what point is there in playing higher difficulty...?
The joy of challenge.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:06:27 PM No.529639328
>>529639119
Fun is the reward. But it's ok to have fun in Malice. It's all about fun.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:06:47 PM No.529639349
>>529639119
It's just so you can flex your havoc rank. That's it.
Some people find the difficulty fun. I don't particularly find it fun, but I got to 40 just so I could shit on it without some fag questioning me. Too much screen pollution. The games sound coding shit can't handle that many enemies and shit going on too, so you'll end up tanking a Burster or two from time to time at the worst point because you literally cannot hear them.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:06:51 PM No.529639358
>>529639209
I wish I didn't have trouble surviving while running Exec Stance. It's so fun.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:07:05 PM No.529639382
>>529639218
It's a an argument that directly addresses what you said. You're throwing stones from a glass house.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:25 PM No.529639486
>>529639218
The difference between us is that you play like a pussy and fatfinger your ability when you panic
And I use my ability to beat the shit out of a room full of gunners mixed with maulers while my teammates watch with ave and clean up the crumbs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:08:31 PM No.529639497
2231
2231
md5: 23f06b0f51d253bfcf11b6aab123104f๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529642753 >>529643268
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:09:17 PM No.529639551
>>529639038
Ma'am I told him that and he summoned a techno-chaos abomination.
Ma'am I'm scared.
Replies: >>529640301
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:09:47 PM No.529639591
>>529639119
It's an ancient ritual of beating the challenge, you wouldn't understand
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:14:10 PM No.529639920
>>529638849
>>529638897
Ah, looks like the worst offender is simply fading light 2 ignoring the spawn reduction when people go down
That and the attack speed buffs, thats gonna fuck with my muscle memory
So i assume dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain point?
Replies: >>529640104 >>529652508
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:16:38 PM No.529640104
>>529639920
>So i assume dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain point?
It still mostly is, it just depends on how many gunners there are, and whether there's a reaper mixed in there sharting out a constant barrage at you. The timing is extremely tight, and you will take toughness chip, but I manage even on my 50 toughness zealot.
It's just obviously safer to always be in piss toughness and ideally behind a bubble when there's lots of gunners, and you should ideally have a dedicated gunner sniper in the team.
Replies: >>529640624
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:16:59 PM No.529640129
>>529596305
>Karl Franz been real quiet since this dropped
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:09 PM No.529640301
>>529639551
Calm yourself initiate. I am aware that your emotional cortex has not yet been removed, but that's no excuse for panic. It's just a big... spiky... servitor. Go find the off switch, turn it off and tell that tech-priest he'll be in deep trouble once I'm done fixing this relic grox milker.
Replies: >>529641769
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:20:01 PM No.529640370
>>529607278
You see what they look like? Nurglites are already falling apart as is.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:48 PM No.529640624
>>529640104
Im playing the new OP class so im taking all the roles already
On a serious note, i usually only engage groups in melee if im already decently close or have a dash ready, Reapers being a problem for once sounds fun, usually theyre just free elite kills
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:25:31 PM No.529640732
>>529639191
okay grandpa
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:27:30 PM No.529640859
>>529639119
... fun, the entire point of playing any video game. Are you slow?
Replies: >>529640915
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:28:11 PM No.529640915
>>529640859
fun is subjective, nice projection though
Replies: >>529642008
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:15 PM No.529640985
evidence
evidence
md5: 361b66a1f983313ce82ec99b28dabf1e๐Ÿ”
what now?
Replies: >>529641048
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:47 PM No.529641021
>>529632784
I'll confess I'm guitly of being a greedy shotgun Arby because:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0h0HulnyQ

But dear god I am nowhere that level of selfish. It's a CO-OP game. I'm going to try to save and help and ping resources because, duh. That said I'd try to be mindful about ammo and the rest of the team, hence the pinging. If I can pick between a small ammo and a big ammo, I'll take the small one unless I can get away with the latter. Ammo crates are ALWAYS priority pickup.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:30:06 PM No.529641048
>>529640985
Take the B rating like a man and try again.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:30:18 PM No.529641062
>>529630209
>>529629989
lmao I haven't played Havoc once since doing the last challenge
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:32:17 PM No.529641206
at this point they should just combine executioner stance and stealth together to make it somewhat usable, and give vet new ability
Replies: >>529641982
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:32:18 PM No.529641212
Garithos_thumb.jpg
Garithos_thumb.jpg
md5: d8a55f0086ae64c97fcb88522d1dd32b๐Ÿ”
>>529631741
>>529629291
INHUMAN BEASTS!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:32:41 PM No.529641236
1639125911820
1639125911820
md5: 0550b09fff951d3c89f453346ff44d4c๐Ÿ”
Just tried for the super secret hard mode.
I forgot how many times you're meant to ring the bells and the music drowned out the audiocue if it did play. In addition me and the team choked on the twins so I'll probably have to do it again.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:34:50 PM No.529641402
>>529634085
In terms of most powerful, the Skaven, if they stopped attacking each other and were more competent, are Rat Nazis with machine guns, vehicles, trains, powerful sniper rifles, and NUKES. If Chaos didn't win out in the End Times, the Skaven would have.
Replies: >>529644045
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:22 PM No.529641496
Alright, so the looting in darktide is obsolete and you can craft everything, that sucks. But is the teamwork important in this game? If I played with randoms, can I buff them up in some way? And can I expect them to buff me up too?
If there are abilities that affect my teammates then maybe I'll get this game despite the sloppy gear getting
Replies: >>529641875 >>529642403 >>529643323 >>529643892
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:36 PM No.529641514
scbrd
scbrd
md5: 95e765f398a1112dc2c4e19a7488972b๐Ÿ”
>hard stuckie havoc 28
>finally get accepted in 40
>we just walk through it pretty low diff
Me on the far right. I don't know why I'm upset about a coop game requiring non-retarded teammates. I hate being stuck in shitter hell and having to carry everyone every game just to watch them fail. Havoc 40 is baby mode
Replies: >>529643624
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:40 PM No.529641517
987454
987454
md5: 041da568b0ef7ea76546238e3b969d47๐Ÿ”
is this doable solo
Replies: >>529641556
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:37:16 PM No.529641556
>>529641517
No because you need 2 people for a private match
Replies: >>529641662
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:53 PM No.529641662
4321370
4321370
md5: 9b10e750e3fd73ff5fdbe8e48daeb064๐Ÿ”
>>529641556
what the fuck
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:40:11 PM No.529641769
GQyvx_bWoAICDFX
GQyvx_bWoAICDFX
md5: 53bdca8b13d9ea55fb82da5655863887๐Ÿ”
>>529637814
>>529640301
Hadron should clean a used milking machine with her remaining human tongue, or more likely a replacement taste appendage.

Like those doujins where a milf shoves her tongue in a used onahole.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:41:54 PM No.529641875
1432960196546
1432960196546
md5: 26b624cacd21bd26438e95bbf6877ca9๐Ÿ”
>>529641496
You are a fucking annoying faggot, frankly desu, stop with "gear bad" baiting.
If you require super specific checklist to enjoy the game, then you should do your own research.
Replies: >>529643159
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:30 PM No.529641982
>>529641206
Assuming we want Executioner stance to be "the shooting F"
>instantly reload gun on button press (like looger)
>increase rate of fire
>increase reload speed
>increase cleave
Some combination of the above, with or without extra augment nodes depending on numbers.
The veteran should be able to gunmaxx. Right now it's more like a grenade + utility class, that happesn to have a plasma gun.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:55 PM No.529642008
>>529640915
>why should I play the game
>"because it's fun"
>YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, FUN IS SUBJECTIVE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A UNIQUE DEFINITION OF FUN, YOU'RE PROJECTING
okay then go stare at lone poxwalkers that deal 1 damage in malice if you find that fun, no one is stopping you
Replies: >>529642143 >>529643159 >>529644690
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:46 PM No.529642143
>>529642008
Why are you arguing with someone that doesn't understand the fundamental concept of challenging oneself and displaying one's trophies? He's either baiting, or has too much estrogen in his blood stream.
Replies: >>529642281 >>529642939 >>529643159
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:47:42 PM No.529642281
>>529642143
kek
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:49:33 PM No.529642403
>>529641496
I don't know what you mean by "looting is obsolete". Looting during the mission is crucial to get consumables and extra resources used for crafting.

Teamwork is very important in this game. And yes there are many different active and passive buffs between teammates. That's why sticking together is almost always the best course of action. With rare exceptions. Because with enough buffs shared between the teammates, you can overcome all kinds of bullshit.
Replies: >>529643159
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:54:33 PM No.529642753
>>529639497
Arbites use psykers, though.
Replies: >>529642806 >>529642882 >>529642936 >>529642960
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:27 PM No.529642806
>>529642753
doesn't mean they like them
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:34 PM No.529642882
>>529642753
And? So does the Imperium.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:35 PM No.529642886
Ruinous Powers
Ruinous Powers
md5: df5e8e6468a5d5b88fd8d55dac7b4905๐Ÿ”
>>529595971
Darktide is by far the best coopper-game, though.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:10 PM No.529642936
>>529642753
I use Adobe products and I fucking hate Adobe.
But it's a little bit funny because I recognize some of the materials used in Darktide from Substance Painter.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:11 PM No.529642939
>>529642143
What fucking trophies? Your ASS that everyone else has? Your penance cosmetics that can be farmed on Heresy? Your Orthus Offensive Damnation icon?
Replies: >>529643019 >>529643037 >>529643065
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:57:36 PM No.529642960
46456
46456
md5: 068e46a4cb17757055142e0a4360be93๐Ÿ”
>>529642753
We know.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:07 PM No.529642990
>>529636791
I wouldnโ€™t know about those places, I live in the richest and most civilized nation in my region, I guess if your definition of civilized counties is limp wristed pansies who canโ€™t handle some mild heat that checks out
Replies: >>529643153
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:27 PM No.529643019
>>529642939
The fact that you didn't even consider True Survivor to be possible says more about yourself than I possibly could.
Replies: >>529643130
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:40 PM No.529643037
>>529642939
post keychain
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:07 PM No.529643065
>>529642939
holy fucking estrogen. maybe you should stay in malice...
Replies: >>529643159
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:11 PM No.529643130
>>529643019
Gotta be honest, I never touched Havoc and I forgot it even existed. Thought true survivor was some shitty version of ASS.
Replies: >>529643259
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:41 PM No.529643153
1579004698009
1579004698009
md5: 442c3820401aeb8c6e796ae4e945fdc1๐Ÿ”
>>529642990
>I live in the richest and most civilized nation in my region
Richest region in Goatfuckeristan.
Replies: >>529643804
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:46 PM No.529643159
>>529642403
Im asking about the teamwork because it wasn't unusual in Vermintide for randoms to just rush through the mission solo which was rather boring
>>529642008
>>529642143
I could argue with you but there is no point, you are too simple minded for that
>>529641875
sorry for asking questions I guess?
>>529643065
you aren't even responding to me in this post, as I said, you are too low IQ for any meaningful discussion
Replies: >>529643313 >>529643409 >>529643459
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:12 PM No.529643259
20394782934
20394782934
md5: 56e1550b7d771a1b11d7c9091a4679a8๐Ÿ”
>>529643130
Confession accepted. You've now earned the right to atone for your sins.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:17 PM No.529643268
>>529639497
>horny sexy Psyker girl wanting Arbitrator dick and him reluctantly giving in
Hot
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:04 PM No.529643313
156705510
156705510
md5: dc1b2ba5eb4193d82f7815fd668dcf14๐Ÿ”
>>529643159
not reading your soibabble. Stay in malice, that's your home.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:04 PM No.529643314
1655299668870
1655299668870
md5: ff447cd5a1e87b88ee63f38582071a7b๐Ÿ”
>it's a orthus offensive on any difficulty past heresy with just bots at the beginning episode
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:15 PM No.529643323
>>529641496
co op aspects are:
>sticking together for auras and coherency bonuses to apply
>saving allies from disablers
>killing enemies your teammates may not be equipped to deal with
>covering teammates while they do objectives (terminals and carrying stuff, usually)
>some active abilities that help allies (Vet shout pushes back enemies and gives a lot of Toughness, Zealot replenishes toughness and staggers enemies in a wide area, Psyker can deploy force shields that protect from enemy fire, Ogryn can taunt enemies to relieve allies)
Other than that it's just shooting enemies together.
Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you want.
Replies: >>529643521 >>529643754 >>529645276
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:04:06 PM No.529643365
>>529636954
Unironically, probably. At the very least we know theyโ€™re killing machines. Not sure what other quality they could have besides maybe being able to jump 50 feet in the air and climb up walls and ceilings
Replies: >>529643478
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:04:54 PM No.529643409
>>529643159
Teamwork is important, but it's not required on lower difficulties. So if you play on easy/medium you're gonna find a few speedrunners here and there. But once you get into the real part of the game most teams stick together in order to share buffs. In the so called endgame, splitting up = wipe.
Replies: >>529643754
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:40 PM No.529643459
>>529643159
>I could argue with you but there is no point
Exactly my point. It's a masculine thing, you wouldn't get it, sissy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:56 PM No.529643478
file
file
md5: ae66bb2568708111d66d9c4a0568fbe9๐Ÿ”
>>529643365
I shudder to think what the Felinids would look like considering how fucking ugly the rejects are.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:29 PM No.529643517
2354
2354
md5: a1631065e1e2686fe309c5c227d35f3f๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529645427 >>529651093
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:36 PM No.529643521
>>529643323
>Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you want.
NTA but there's something appealing about beating some hard fucking shit and getting really cool weapon or something from it.
Replies: >>529643673
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:08:23 PM No.529643624
>>529641514
Co-op game or not it's kinda shit design that it's this team reliant. No fun to pub it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:09:00 PM No.529643673
>>529643521
Yea I get that, but that's an RPG kind of thing, not a co-op shooter mechanic. It just doesn't happen in the genre.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:09:09 PM No.529643686
1265465456
1265465456
md5: f3d666e74dd74ca28e857a0f82a6e78a๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>529643779 >>529643965 >>529644047 >>529644230 >>529645407 >>529645554 >>529651093
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:10:10 PM No.529643754
>>529643323
alright thanks
>Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you want
Some people, like me, like the dopamine you get when you get a good drop. Also if you can craft everything you want, it just ends up in you rolling a good base for a few minutes and everyone playing the same meta shit. I think the more RNG there is in a game, the better (depends in which departments though, and looting gear is definitely the most fun one). Also, I just like grinding shit in games. Even in Terraria I'd grind some events for the fun drops, which are completely optional and you can finish the game without them.
>>529643409
That's what I was looking for with my question, thanks a lot anon.
Replies: >>529643969 >>529644056 >>529644229 >>529644723 >>529650000
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:10:31 PM No.529643779
>>529643686
poor beastgirl, she deserved better.
Replies: >>529644047
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:10:51 PM No.529643804
>>529643153
Try closer to the Atlantic Ocean ;)
Lots of perks out here
Replies: >>529644053 >>529644180
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:12:19 PM No.529643892
>>529641496
>Alright, so the looting in darktide is obsolete and you can craft everything, that sucks.
You want to spend days of playtime waiting for the slot machine to give you decent gear like in PoE2? In Darktide, you 'loot' materials in missions, you use the materials to craft whatever you want. It's simple, it works. No bs hamster wheel slot machine for cattle so you can get to the gameplay. Darktide's fun is in the actual mechanical gameplay, not with gears, looting, or rng rolling. You are in the wrong game if that's what you want.
>But is the teamwork important in this game?
In Havoc, yes. In Snorics, it can be. Depends on the Director seed and mods. You at the minimum have to work together for checkpoints, some objectives, and escaping (as in, literally can't complete a stage). The more realistic level is you should know how to assist and save your teammates and how to play with them. You don't have to hug their ballsacks, no.
Replies: >>529644416
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:13:14 PM No.529643954
1748884308502831
1748884308502831
md5: 0ea966a9087329919c6ad2968e9a9dcc๐Ÿ”
>break the line turns off the chainsword rev mode
annoying
Replies: >>529655056
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:13:29 PM No.529643965
>>529643686
>abhumans
>also a random zesty aah coked out negro psyker
Replies: >>529644145 >>529644208
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:13:30 PM No.529643969
>>529643754
You're not welcome in my video game, or my general. Go play some gacha slop or whatever else feeds your gambling addiction. I don't want loot-obsessed retards that scour every corner for 10 plasteel. Fuck off, addle-brained retard.
Replies: >>529644416
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:35 PM No.529644045
>>529634085
On average, Iโ€™m betting on the Tomb Kings. Theyโ€™re the Necron analogue and come complete with a pretty absurd amount of magic and weaponry, and their top two units in the form of Nagash and Settra are monsters. I also feel a lot of people sleep on the Ogres.
>>529641402
They are pretty competent though. Not always but surprisingly so for a race thatโ€™s biologically compelled to treachery
Replies: >>529645583
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:38 PM No.529644047
arbitrator
arbitrator
md5: e4712be4b23344c206bcbcc3016d5e22๐Ÿ”
>>529643686
>>529643779
>some dipshit actually went through the effort of crafting a burning iron that says "GROX CUM BAG"
Replies: >>529644596 >>529651346 >>529651626
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:44 PM No.529644053
surfinsummer
surfinsummer
md5: b6b7b9d0bdfcd215ea7337b32f97c592๐Ÿ”
>>529643804
WTF Atlantis is real??? Is it truly in Bermuda Triangle?
Replies: >>529644752
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:45 PM No.529644056
>>529643754
I'm looking forward to seeing you in game, friend :)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:10 PM No.529644145
>>529643965
>abhuman in a group of abhumans
What's the issue?
Replies: >>529644596
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:36 PM No.529644180
>>529643804
Try learning some English too ;)
Replies: >>529644752
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:57 PM No.529644208
>>529643965
>aah
Why do zoomoids do this?
Replies: >>529644258 >>529644898
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:17:16 PM No.529644229
file
file
md5: 84871daed46f1f5cf762de83ac2a9e79๐Ÿ”
>>529643754
That's perfectly fine but you're in the wrong genre for that. You want looter shooters like Borderlands, or Shadow Warrior 2. Co-op games don't do that because they intend for the fun part to be the gameplay itself, not the rewards you get for it because that turns the gameplay into work.
Replies: >>529644416
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:17:17 PM No.529644230
>>529643686
how come the retarded dwarf with hands for feet, the catgirl, and the batgirl, are all treated nicely. But the goal girl is abused? Why? They're all freaks. This is just racism against goats in particular.
Replies: >>529644295 >>529644596
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:17:38 PM No.529644258
>>529644208
it's a meme, Batman
Replies: >>529644562
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.529644295
>>529644230
James Worshop hates beastmen.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:19:56 PM No.529644416
>>529643892
There are 2 options
1) you can beat the missions with suboptimal gear, meaning that the looting part is not detrimental to the gameplay and is just another layer of rewarding you for playing the game
2) you need top tier meta gear to beat the missions which means that the game's balance is shit and the rng drops were just a random addition completely incompatible with the gameplay

Anyway, I'd prefer a system which satisfies both sides (or doesn't satisfy either). So you can roll a base but the blessings/perks aren't modifiable (1 of them is modifiable and the other isn't, I haven't played the game so I dont know which would be more impactful). This would make it so getting a good drop from a mission could matter, but you can still change the shitty parts.
>>529643969
it's not your game nor your general, you are a normalfag who wants to spam left click on hordes of shitty mobs, stop responding to me
>>529644229
Eh, I'm looking for a combination of both. I like having auras and active abilities that impact me and my fellow teammates but also the aspect of grinding for good gear
Replies: >>529644637 >>529645780
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:22:15 PM No.529644562
>>529644258
No, its glorified Ebonics you fucking nigger..
Replies: >>529644697 >>529646045
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:22:47 PM No.529644596
>>529644047
You have to admire the dedication
>>529644145
Kek
>>529644230
Goats suck and you know it. Thatโ€™s why Fantasy has them as hyper rapist cannibals.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:23:20 PM No.529644637
>>529644416
>who wants to spam left click on hordes of shitty mobs
Just the fact that you think this way means you should stay far the fuck away from darktide.
Replies: >>529644781
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:07 PM No.529644690
>>529642008
He didn't say that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:10 PM No.529644697
>>529644562
get Ebonic plague and die, cunt
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:42 PM No.529644723
>>529643754
Ignore that other guy. I am the mayor of /coopg/ and you are welcome in my video game and my general and may continue to ask whatever you please
Replies: >>529644748
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:25:09 PM No.529644748
>>529644723
I didn't vote for you.

/spit
Replies: >>529644918
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:25:10 PM No.529644752
>>529644053
Yes. You should come visit :)
>>529644180
Stop dicking around lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:25:39 PM No.529644781
>>529644637
You can keep responding to me, but I'm not going to take your posts into consideration, just to make it clear
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:26:54 PM No.529644879
>>529634085
lizardmen have the slann who are gods not even chaos could kill so them probably (literally one of them willed themselves back to life after being killed)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:27:13 PM No.529644898
>>529644208
Goofy ahh reply, mang.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:27:23 PM No.529644918
>>529644748
Guards, arrest this man
Replies: >>529645024
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:28:54 PM No.529645024
>>529644918
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:29:31 PM No.529645073
file
file
md5: 48a315e5bb320273657a62d329999eee๐Ÿ”
What does this hazard warning on the side of my bolt pistol mean?
Replies: >>529645137 >>529646904
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:30:25 PM No.529645137
>>529645073
Big Booty
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:31:04 PM No.529645180
32435364
32435364
md5: 30e23d6964ece4cd4a67b05a632d5094๐Ÿ”
My last achievement, never bothered about it because I didn't want to drop my difficulty. I am going to try for it now while levelling Arbites with randoms. Wish me luck
Replies: >>529645851 >>529652379
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:31:40 PM No.529645210
1737691995422114
1737691995422114
md5: 7a4165746a49559c35692be3ed7ff208๐Ÿ”
Class for this feel?
Replies: >>529645260 >>529645289 >>529645297
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:32:22 PM No.529645260
>>529645210
Arbeetus
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:32:32 PM No.529645276
>>529643323
>>some active abilities that help allies (Vet shout pushes back enemies and gives a lot of Toughness, Zealot replenishes toughness and staggers enemies in a wide area, Psyker can deploy force shields that protect from enemy fire, Ogryn can taunt enemies to relieve allies)

And Arby's floating speaker regens toughness and weakens enemies.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:32:40 PM No.529645289
>>529645210
zealot (vermintide)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:32:46 PM No.529645297
>>529645210
Arbitrator with break the line, or zealot with FotF
Both have beat sticks. Arby's has better beat sticks.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:34:14 PM No.529645405
Do you actually like Darktide? There feels like there's barely anything to do after you max out the classes
Replies: >>529645729
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:34:14 PM No.529645407
>>529643686
I like this guy's art but I loathe that he draws Orks like weird giant monkey things with extended teeth. They're big silly gits not apes.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:34:26 PM No.529645427
1630936189016
1630936189016
md5: 50ab13696c0f299f7c47fee7bef3f3ff๐Ÿ”
>>529643517
Gimme the one on the right.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:35:57 PM No.529645554
>>529643686
Yeah. I'm thinking beastgirl wife that gets mating pressed every night.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:36:20 PM No.529645583
>>529644045
>I also feel a lot of people sleep on the Ogres.

Because they're tribal nomads that only care for meat and money and are your average Northerner.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:38:14 PM No.529645729
>>529645405
>he cannot wrap his head around the concept of playing a game for fun without needing some bullshit Skinner box mechanics to string you along
Replies: >>529645892
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:38:21 PM No.529645737
file
file
md5: ca8284ec549fdcbf2c934f97be4fd0a4๐Ÿ”
Officer legs and his invisible dog Barnabus, reporting!
Replies: >>529645856 >>529659619
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:38:48 PM No.529645780
>>529644416
> So you can roll a base but the blessings/perks aren't modifiable (1 of them is modifiable and the other isn't, I haven't played the game so I dont know which would be more impactful).
This is bait. It has to be.
That's more or less how the crafting system worked before the crafting update. You could modify a maximum of two out of four things on a weapon, that's how I remember it at least, my mind has rightfully suppressed my memory of those times. The stat distribution rolls were a whole shit ton worse too.
A large majority of players agree that the new system is better.
Please do not suggest the return of Hadron and Brunts custom CBT course ever again.
Replies: >>529646226
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:39:41 PM No.529645851
gottem
gottem
md5: d6298e106a402a1ae48fb4da104c95de๐Ÿ”
>>529645180
That's how I've got it, you need to do like 4 on malice and 5 on damnation to progress the difficulty unlocks, so it line up nicely. Class is unkillable at that stage, stay away from ledges tho, ppl love to shoot pox walkers near you at these stages. There is a penance for doing 15 in a row too
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:39:45 PM No.529645856
>>529645737
THE LEGS IS THE LEGS.
Replies: >>529646038 >>529646428 >>529646462 >>529646573
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:40:15 PM No.529645892
>>529645729
the game doesn't feel fun when it's the exact same maps over and over again
Doesn't help some of the maps I just outright despise
the weapons are fun but that's it really, half the talents feel lackluster
Replies: >>529646053
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:16 PM No.529646038
>>529645856
kek
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:23 PM No.529646045
>>529644562
>glorified Ebonics
Retard.
It's zoomer-brand censored language to avoid being shadowbanned on jewtube and chinktok.
t. 21 y.o zoomer
Replies: >>529646318
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:42:27 PM No.529646053
>>529645892
you should play havoc it has way more maps. thats why people keep saying havoc is the games real core
Replies: >>529646192 >>529646227
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:44:09 PM No.529646192
>>529646053
>havoc has way more maps
bait or real? I already uninstalled darktide
Replies: >>529646358
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:44:34 PM No.529646226
>>529645780
And why is it a bad thing that you have to play with not 100% optimal meta shit? this system of just buying a weapon over and over again to get a good roll is literally fucking pathetic. It's supposed to be a "didn't get a cool drop? check the store, maybe you will be lucky here" but in Darktide it's "just keep rebuying this shit until you get the good stat distribution lmao". How on earth is that a good thing? Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogether

Also, why can't you roll a 100% damage thingy? if max is 80% then what's even the point of all that? this playerbase seems to be the most retarded consoooming cattle I've seen so far, outside of blizzard fans
Replies: >>529646385 >>529646741 >>529646883
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:44:35 PM No.529646227
>>529646053
Troll post.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:45:45 PM No.529646318
>>529646045
unc really thought he did something
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:46:19 PM No.529646358
>>529646192
Bait, havoc has less maps than the regular mission board. Both rotate but havoc has less maps in its rotation pool.
Replies: >>529646423 >>529647990 >>529648280
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:46:47 PM No.529646385
>>529646226
This has got to be bait.
Replies: >>529646689 >>529646741
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:47:21 PM No.529646423
>>529646358
>both rotate
elaborate
Replies: >>529646468 >>529647990 >>529648332
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:47:25 PM No.529646428
>>529645856
I did this joke last thread and got no replies, not fair
Replies: >>529646686
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:48:01 PM No.529646462
>>529645856
I snorted
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:48:04 PM No.529646468
>>529646423
No.
Replies: >>529647037
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:49:35 PM No.529646573
>>529645856
I giggled
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:50:58 PM No.529646686
>>529646428
It's okay, princess. I thought it was funny.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:51:00 PM No.529646689
>>529646385
>not parroting the same reddit normalfag talking points got to be bait
maybe I'll get this game, maybe not, it's not the perfect game of mine but maybe it will suffice, but I definitely don't want to have anything to do with the subhuman "community" surrounding this game. Even this general feels like an extention of reddit with people hostile to any discussion outside of the approved by the majority stuff. Sad that all the co-op games need to be complete slop for the normalfags to spend an hour or two after work
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:51:38 PM No.529646741
>>529646226
>And why is it a bad thing that you have to play with not 100% optimal meta shit?
Where did I say that?
>Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogether
Would be for the best, bit it's far too late for that now.
>Also, why can't you roll a 100% damage thingy?
Planned future content, but fartshark is slow and also got bogged down being forced to go back and fix everything other than the core combat, and some of that too now that I think about it.
> this playerbase seems to be the most retarded consoooming cattle I've seen so far
It's on the higher end for sure.

>>529646385
probably
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:52:49 PM No.529646860
1000069433
1000069433
md5: 741707c3beed8e2c25d9d702a2ff0a3f๐Ÿ”
>check corners
>no one there
>turn around to fight the horde
>back attack sfx
WHERE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:53:10 PM No.529646883
>>529646226
>Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogether
everyone wants this, only Fatshark thinks the rng is anything but pointless busywork
The entire rework crafting system is just an elaborate way to waste peoples time with pointless menu
>yeah you can turn dockets into mastery... but you have to go through 4 different menus to do it!
>yeah you can max out your weapon... but you still have to buy an rng one until you got the distro you want and then hold empower for a minute
>yeah you can pick your blessings... but you have to click each 4 times in the mastery menu first lol
The entire system is one dogshit big waste of time, and not in an interesting, grind-it-out kinda way, just in an uninteresting retarded busywork type of way
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:53:26 PM No.529646904
>>529645073
I don't think anyone's deciphered what AdMech hazard warning signs mean. If something's official, it's not.
Except some have half the cog covered, and that seems like radioactive half-life to me.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:54:05 PM No.529646964
3346ed
3346ed
md5: 20105cb385cfed07052d392751762169๐Ÿ”
Is it called "The Hourglass" because it takes a fucking hour to complete and is the worst mission in the entire game?
Replies: >>529647073
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:55:03 PM No.529647037
>>529646468
the mission board does not rotate, it always can roll any map
only havoc has a limited map pool
Replies: >>529648235
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:55:33 PM No.529647073
>>529646964
"Hourglass" is the precinct name, you must be refering Excise Vault Spireside-13
Replies: >>529647229 >>529647506
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:57:40 PM No.529647229
>>529647073
As much as I appreciate the mission names being fully in universe I can never fucking remember that imperial mumbo jumbo.
Replies: >>529648508
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:01:48 PM No.529647506
>>529647073
You are correct
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:04:41 PM No.529647691
TWW globs1 (1)_thumb.jpg
TWW globs1 (1)_thumb.jpg
md5: 7c021a92706d517f5fa5d7bef7a4097b๐Ÿ”
rats are way more soulful enemies then zombies with extra lore
Replies: >>529647936 >>529648002 >>529648106 >>529661332
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:07:45 PM No.529647936
>>529647691
Yeah. True.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:08:27 PM No.529647990
>>529646423
they turn
>>529646358
thank you
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:08:39 PM No.529648002
>>529647691
Yes. We need jeanstealer cults pronto.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:09:53 PM No.529648106
>>529647691
Rats are the whole reason vermintide is a lot more memorable than darktide. Darktide comes close only with scab flamer voicelines and some of the more retarded ogryn dialogue
>Abhumans? Hate em, meself.
Replies: >>529648279 >>529648554
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:11:35 PM No.529648235
>>529647037
>the mission board does not rotate
It rotates old missions out about every 30 minutes and rotates a new one in.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:12:15 PM No.529648279
>>529648106
bwo your ubersreki 5?
Replies: >>529648395
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:12:15 PM No.529648280
>>529646358
Wait then why do people say Havoc is the core of the game? Sounds more like a side game mode
Replies: >>529648926
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.529648332
hqdefault (5)
hqdefault (5)
md5: fc3685c6f5854ca69c14c7228a40569a๐Ÿ”
>>529646423
Observe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkxupwbFLk
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:13:47 PM No.529648395
>>529648279
I mean they're cool but let's be honest if the enemies were just northlanders they wouldn't be half as memorable. The rats allow them to be more fun
Replies: >>529648604
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:15:17 PM No.529648508
>>529647229
As long as you remember the layman terms you are fine.
It's what I remember as well mostly. Only map I call by its actual code name is Warren 6-19, it's the mission where you go into the carnival, find the drug den and then gather some intel and after that you destroy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:15:52 PM No.529648554
>>529648106
>crushers still only silently grunt when attacking you
>do a stupid fucking dance before caving your skull in(they never hit)
>not even sure if maulers talk or I gaslighted myself into thinking they do
>meanwhile chaos warriors have various memorable voice lines
>they WILL hit you with a sliding overhead before you even know what's going on
What a fucking downgrade
Replies: >>529649135
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:16:23 PM No.529648604
>>529648395
I agree and disagree
I'm really fond of Bardin and Saltzpyre, and I think they would be as cool no matter the enemy
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:02 PM No.529648826
>These stairs go up!
Replies: >>529648935
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:21 PM No.529648850
>Havoc 40 trying to enter my Havoc 40? DECLINED.
>get on another lobby
>finish 40 minute mission
>he's still sitting there with only 1 other player still on the same assignment
??? what fucking standards does he have
Replies: >>529648898 >>529649062 >>529651630
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:20:12 PM No.529648898
>>529648850
maybe assembling his friend group
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:20:32 PM No.529648926
>>529648280
Only people who say that are jewtubers, trolls and retards. But it is mainly youtubers.
Jewtubers say it because they are all bunch of faggots who love to shill Havoc because they are all on Fatshark's pay roll, and most of the youtubers are genuinely out of touch with how most people actually play this game.
Youtubers most of the time run games in premades over voicechat with other 'tubers.
Replies: >>529649186
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:20:39 PM No.529648935
>>529648826
>ghgmgmgh sideways stairs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:22:12 PM No.529649062
>>529648850
Was he level 3000 and the other guy level 2000? Truelevel elitists exist and they have some of the most intense autism imaginable.
Replies: >>529649157 >>529650157
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:23:03 PM No.529649135
>>529648554
>can only remembers yelling "CRUSH YOU" sometimes
>check youtube for mauler lines
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPJm2llaRwQ
>there's so much and the voice work is good
Is the sound mixing just horrendous so we can't hear them, or were those lines fucking cut from the game?
Replies: >>529649290 >>529649317 >>529649326 >>529649789
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:23:23 PM No.529649157
>>529649062
Kinda dumb considering I see people with hundreds of truelevels who don't seem to remmember how to play the game.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:23:44 PM No.529649186
>>529648926
I honestly believe that Havoc might be the worst gamemode Obese Megalodon ever made, possibly with a exception of Versus cuz I've never played it. Fucking Weaves were better than this shit, even fucking Snoretis Trials don't annoy me as much, because everyone shits on them but when it comes to Havoc you have retards defending it with their lives.
Replies: >>529649592
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:24:19 PM No.529649229
Hello anons, I am new, I just completed my first Auric Maelstrom. It was pretty fun, a little difficult.
I only had two issues, it seems like sound is bugged or something? Pox Bursters stopped making sound entirely, and I got thrown off a bridge and died because of it. And later I saw it happen to all of my teammates, so I guess it's a global problem and not just me.
And secondly, it was really hard to see when things got hectic, several dozen different area effects basically just meant I was relying entirely on my Execution Order to see through things.

I tried to join Havocs but I kept getting kicked. For like 30 minutes. So I guess this is as far as I'm going.
Replies: >>529649520 >>529649837 >>529652820 >>529653223 >>529658473
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:25:01 PM No.529649290
>>529649135
I think it's a bit that they're too quiet and a bit that they tend to be lost in the utter mess of noise since on higher difficulties they're only ever coming in groups.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:25:21 PM No.529649317
>>529649135
The sound mixing is indeed complete and utter dogshit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:25:31 PM No.529649326
>>529649135
>all those alerted lines
I swear to God that normal flak mace dudes say the same shit.
Replies: >>529649643
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:27:11 PM No.529649452
PvZ Garden Warfare 2 is a better coop game than dorktide
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.529649520
>>529649229
>it seems like sound is bugged or something?
It is, fatshark are fucking retards and can't get audio channels to work correctly. They are also fucking retards for not assigning correct audio channel priority to things that are important. They are also retards for having designed the engine to support at most a dozen specials at any one time, and then scaling difficulty exclusively based on introducing SEVERAL dozen enemies at once, each of which populate the sound channels all on their own, so if you have 4-5 bursters, the game audio legitimately dies. It's an engine issue.
>getting cliffed by bursters
The game is also full of retards who still don't know how they function, and that you are supposed to push them away then dodge back. Many just shoot them, including in teammates' faces.
>I tried to join Havocs but I kept getting kicked.
That's because aurics or maelstroms put you in the 17-20 or whatever bracket, and havoc 20-30 is the hardstuck gigashitter range and I wouldn't accept you either based on that prejudice. Host your own games, more or less.
Replies: >>529649808
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:28:10 PM No.529649539
01
01
md5: 9d0d2f0adf4f2d290b994042fa2206e0๐Ÿ”
FIRE
>DEATH
RENEWAL
FIRE
>DEATH
RENEWAL
Replies: >>529649692
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:29:01 PM No.529649592
>>529649186
I prefer weaves purely on the basis that they didn't pretend weaves is now the main endgame. They still made cata challenging and fun. The people who really wanted to could also download one of those tranny DWONS mods where only very specific meta setups were viable. 0 dev time wasted on Fatsharks end.
For this game Fatshark wastes an incredible amount of dev time for the shitty DWONS dogshit mode that only like 20 people actually play with eachother and enjoy, and they neglect any and all balancing for the main game mission board because "just go play the shitty side game mode Havoc if you want to actually risk losing ever hehehe"
Replies: >>529650254
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:29:35 PM No.529649643
>>529649326
Pretty sure the flak melees use the same lines as shooters, which do seem similiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbg3ygu5e20
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:30:12 PM No.529649692
0002
0002
md5: e8c42b2d6aa44808b5493b7ba4778aee๐Ÿ”
>>529649539
THE DECAY CONSUUUUUUUUMES
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:31:29 PM No.529649789
>>529649135
>Is the sound mixing just horrendous so we can't hear them
It's 99% this. There was one patch they fixed soundmixing and you could actually hear crushers say their lines and stomp towards you, it was just like chaos warriors in VT2.
The fucked up part? They reverted it because the same patch also broke special sounds completely. It was that notorious silent burster/trapper patch where every second special was silent, without exaggeration.

They somehow can't figure it out for Darktide. Competence left the company
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:31:40 PM No.529649808
>>529649520
>That's because aurics or maelstroms put you in the 17-20 or whatever bracket, and havoc 20-30 is the hardstuck gigashitter range and I wouldn't accept you either based on that prejudice. Host your own games, more or less.
That's fine, I guess. But nah, I'll probably just stick to Quickplay Aurics or Maelstroms. I really don't like group meta stuff. I did that for years in WoW and I'm tired of those sorts of people. I'm okay being a casual shitter.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:32:00 PM No.529649837
>>529649229
Sound issues, game can't handle so many units existing and making noise at the same time at higher difficulties. I've got yoinked by 2 trappers in the same mission without any sound queue during hoards. It is what it is sadly, get used to developers fixing and improving things at a continent drift pace, while gaslighting you.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:33:46 PM No.529649979
god I want to fuck a beastwoman wife
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:34:01 PM No.529650000
eternal red laughing
eternal red laughing
md5: 0c0f9f971efd66d39fec2814c6db2640๐Ÿ”
>>529643754
>I think the more RNG there is in a game, the better
You would have loved the older system. Keep in mind you got 800 plasteel, 300 diamantine and 30'000 to 80'000 ordo dockets per auric game (25-40 minutes).
1. Find a 470+ base weapon (200'000 to 500'000 ordo dockets)
2. Does it have a decent stat distribution?
3. Upgrade it to green (~150 plasteel). Does it have an ok perk at an ok level?
4. Upgrade it to blue (~200 plasteel). Does it have the right blessing at the right level?
5. Upgrade it to purple (~350 plasteel, ~125 diamantine). Is the second perk fine?
6. Upgrade it to orange (~600 plasteel, ~300 diamantine). Are you satisfied with the second blessing? Did you beat the odds and got a decent weapon despite the 10 layers of RNG?
If at any point the answer is no, go back to step 1. Not all is lost though! You can change 2 perk/blessing per weapon so keep rolling the dice :)
Of course two jokers is a bit too generous without caveats. You have to find and sacrifice a blessing first before being able to apply it to other weapons. Ah, I mean specific levels of a blessing. Yes the 4 different levels (usually. There are blessings exclusive to certain levels. You will not roll manstopper).
Replies: >>529650986
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:35:41 PM No.529650157
>>529649062
I don't remember. But yeah caring this much about building a superteam when you literally cannot lose the rank is genuinely mentally ill.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:35:41 PM No.529650158
Gdf4GSjWwAAlZ5E
Gdf4GSjWwAAlZ5E
md5: c62fc6f2c9bdd53cb0e505767c15e8d4๐Ÿ”
Cute!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:36:36 PM No.529650240
any coop games you want to recommend anons?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:36:46 PM No.529650254
>>529649592
Yeah this game doesn't really have a Cata equivalent and it sucks. Maelstrom is just difficulty through absolutely insanse VOLUME of shit, which doesn't really work because player characters are way more powerful and generalist than in Ratclick.
Replies: >>529650410 >>529650423
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:38:45 PM No.529650410
>>529650254
>insanse
That's what I get for trying to think without working AC.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:38:53 PM No.529650423
>>529650254
>Maelstrom is just difficulty through absolutely insanse VOLUME of shit, which doesn't really work because player characters are way more powerful and generalist than in Ratclick.
Fully agree, also half the talent trees in this game explicitly scale off elite kills so the game literally gets easier the more shit is on your screen
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:39:24 PM No.529650465
1726006786613005
1726006786613005
md5: b186c8257602c129045ec682449e7a1f๐Ÿ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW7gFmRcM
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:39:48 PM No.529650501
>find a coop game
>looks neat
>go to steam charts
>20 players for 24 hour peak
grim
Replies: >>529650726
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:40:22 PM No.529650554
>wanted to name my arbies as "Shaggy" or something similar
>it's not allowed
zoinks scoob, i think these swedes are retarded
Replies: >>529650902 >>529650917 >>529651067
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:42:22 PM No.529650726
>>529650501
It's so difficult to figure out what combinations of features and mechanics will attract the audience, keep it playing and growing.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:44:45 PM No.529650902
>>529650554
>>it's not allowed
it's because there already is an arbiter named Shaggy
I saw them myself
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:44:51 PM No.529650917
>>529650554
It wouldn't let me name my dog Duchess either.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:45:49 PM No.529650986
>>529650000
yeah, getting a perfect roll is hard so you are happy with good enough rolls. For me that's infinitely better than just crafting the perfect weapon and not having to bother with any other weapon ever again. Just get rid of any dogshit modifiers which literally noone wants
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:45:51 PM No.529650991
1733769750554920
1733769750554920
md5: 5e50167ebda4b274aa33362495346ad3๐Ÿ”
>Trappers wave in MorePiss Trials
>Team scatters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_243r5ccDA
Replies: >>529651208 >>529651252 >>529651376 >>529651650
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:46:55 PM No.529651067
>>529650554
name then Scoob and Shag, it's a memetic parody web comic
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:47:12 PM No.529651093
>>529643517
>>529643686
>utterly beaten down abhuman girls
More?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:48:39 PM No.529651208
>>529650991
>Close to a spawn door
>Hear Trapper start her intro speil
>Pop her right in the noggin as she spawns in
Almost felt bad.
Replies: >>529651376
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:49:09 PM No.529651252
1706151732495316
1706151732495316
md5: b13d71be2f6c70d792cf253b9d3c2352๐Ÿ”
>>529650991
Lying down with Trapper-kun in bed and squeezing her back acne before brushing her greasy unwashed hair...
Replies: >>529651375 >>529651376
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:16 PM No.529651346
>>529644047
Maybe he did it freehand?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:44 PM No.529651375
1665086223516797
1665086223516797
md5: 6b4f0cda6e188b21aa2124dfe38b1306๐Ÿ”
>>529651252
>Trapper-kun
>her
Replies: >>529651491 >>529651526
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:43 PM No.529651376
4564564
4564564
md5: df0e0ec2f7e3b590258b19fb7d512142๐Ÿ”
>>529650991
>>529651208
>>529651252
Be nice to her.
Replies: >>529651650 >>529651763
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:52:00 PM No.529651491
>>529651375
the trapper is female
I was shocked aswell don't worry
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:52:23 PM No.529651526
>>529651375
The trapper and tox flamer are girls
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:53:35 PM No.529651626
>>529644047
Probably has individual burning irons for each letter.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:53:36 PM No.529651630
>>529648850
>arbeetus tries to join a lobby that already has two arbeetuses
>declined
who could have predicted this
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:53:55 PM No.529651650
>>529650991
>>529651376
What could happen if I give her a good bath?
Replies: >>529651668 >>529652485
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:54:10 PM No.529651668
>>529651650
She'd just dissolve.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:54:33 PM No.529651695
can I post Orcs Must Die here
if yes
>what went wrong?
if no
>ok bye
Replies: >>529651776 >>529651886 >>529651897 >>529652058 >>529652313 >>529652923 >>529653091 >>529655628
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:55:15 PM No.529651763
>>529651376
>we gave one of our soldiers a netgun instead of a real weapon, as a joke.
like I won't deny she's the most dangerous disabler but that shit can't have been very useful in the trenches.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:55:26 PM No.529651776
>>529651695
>what went wrong?
Greed, lazyness
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:56:38 PM No.529651878
So are kraks considered good now in havoc?
Replies: >>529653712
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:56:42 PM No.529651886
>>529651695
only played 1 ling time ago
what did happen to it, weren't there 3 games?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:56:49 PM No.529651897
>>529651695
Didn't they microtransaction it to death?
Shame, from the premise it seemed like something I would like.
Replies: >>529652313
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:58:54 PM No.529652058
>>529651695
You can post all Coop games here. Darktide and Vermintide just happen to be the most popular currently.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:01:53 PM No.529652313
>>529651695
Never played it but what >>529651897 said is also what I heard
Also, yeah you can post any coop game here, it's just that ratclick and dorktide are by far the most popular ones here
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:02:46 PM No.529652379
>>529645180
Can you leave a game and still have this count? I had to quit to run and do something but I still never went down
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:03:55 PM No.529652485
>>529651650
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:04:06 PM No.529652508
>>529639920
>dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain point
Yeah, and dodge sliding won't be as reliable, as that half second of time where you have to stand up and to perform another dodge slide is enough for the gunners to tear into you. You'll do best playing around cover, peeking to kill gunners, or better yet, using any available tools to get an advantage on them (shields, chorus, frags, dog, "kiting", talents, spawncamping, curio resistance perks, etc.)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:08:03 PM No.529652820
>>529649229
Maybe they didn't like your build, post it.
Replies: >>529653836
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:09:10 PM No.529652923
new crew
new crew
md5: 98f8317f6c8a085c1b2455f05344d995๐Ÿ”
>>529651695
The latest game moved farther away from the core formula. Leaning more on action and less on traps for more active coop play I suppose, restricting barricade building even more and making the maps being more open. Also the new characters are less endearing, but they did relent and add Max back in.
Replies: >>529653421 >>529653509 >>529653527 >>529653636
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:11:00 PM No.529653091
>>529651695
I only played the 1st one and it was fun. Every further release seemed worse.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:12:46 PM No.529653223
>>529649229
Sounds don't travel between certain outside and inside sections
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:15:10 PM No.529653421
>>529652923
This picture has the same energy as that DnD then Versus Now picture. It's literally the same special snowflake looking fags.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:16:05 PM No.529653509
>>529652923
jesus christ. what happened to the hot evil witch?
Replies: >>529653897
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:16:18 PM No.529653527
>>529652923
cute cat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:17:26 PM No.529653636
>>529652923
Why is the cat the only appealing character at first and second glance
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:18:17 PM No.529653712
>>529651878
As a bubblebitch flamepsyker I appreciate kraks because they're good against my biggest weaknesses: monstrosities and crusher conga lines. But some people still hate them and demand shredders.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:19:31 PM No.529653836
dog
dog
md5: 1cef77b3d647619eba39a7678eb1af36๐Ÿ”
>>529652820
Got the game because pet class and specifically, dog. So I chose pet class and then build into pet stuff. Also if I can't be pet class, then I be tank. So this class feels like it was custom made directly for me. And no, I don't hold down block. I know the shield is just another weapon.
I don't know if this is good or bad but it's been fun and I'm not changing unless it's minor optimizations. I have 1 free point, which I've been playing around with on the Block Toughness Talent or Distance. Block Toughness feels really nice for general use, but the distance thing has saved me a few times so I'm kinda flip flopping between the two constantly.
Replies: >>529653953 >>529654060 >>529654434 >>529654765
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:20:19 PM No.529653897
gabby
gabby
md5: 2ff65f38724dbb943edaddf7e7d8515f๐Ÿ”
>>529653509
She got moved to the mature category
Replies: >>529654705 >>529655584
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:20:55 PM No.529653953
>>529653836
lmao
Replies: >>529654032
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:21:41 PM No.529654032
>>529653953
Yeah, I'm new. But I also refuse to change because I got the game specifically to be dog man.
Replies: >>529654378 >>529654596
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:21:55 PM No.529654060
>>529653836
Get the toughness on stagger talent. Top part of the tree, right side.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:24:19 PM No.529654293
Desu seems like the issue with Firebreak is that it's overpriced for what it is
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:25:05 PM No.529654378
>>529654032
Thats precisely why im laughing
At the very least grab the toughness on stagger, the bleed on pounce is not worth the point even on a dog build since you seem to be using the Puncture featureTM
Replies: >>529654596 >>529654615 >>529654765 >>529655038
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:25:47 PM No.529654434
>>529653836
>Soulguilt Scan
Is that even any good?
Replies: >>529654689
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:27:24 PM No.529654596
>>529654378
>Bleed Pounce
>Not good
It literally doubles dog DPS.

>>529654032
Don't listen to him. Bleed is good for dog.
Replies: >>529654745
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:27:37 PM No.529654615
>>529654378
terrible advice
Replies: >>529654745
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:28:01 PM No.529654660
I can't imagine what it would be like to get into this IP at this point.
Shortly after I learned to read u was going through my dad's old White Dwarf magazines and decided that this was coolest shit ever for all time.
I can't imagine walking into this hobby as some limp dicked dork who calls himself a trekkie because they like the handful of good TNG episodes and maybe played starcraft once.
Replies: >>529654854 >>529655401 >>529656029
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:28:25 PM No.529654689
>>529654434
+16% headshot damage. Easy to maintain. Seems fine to me.
Replies: >>529663926
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:28:32 PM No.529654705
file
file
md5: daeadd6d47c3e8f875207a1c544e9d83๐Ÿ”
>>529653897
grim
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:29:00 PM No.529654745
>>529654596
>>529654615
get kicked retard
i say stay out of my havocs and you have to listen, haha get fucking kicked dumbass nigger faggots
Replies: >>529654914
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:29:15 PM No.529654765
>>529654378
Dog bleed is bugged and applies 16 stacks of bleed, including to the pounced target. Enough to put every squishy enemy on 1 HP and outright kill some. Good horde clearer.
>>529653836
Skip the brittleness on the dog, it's an extremely small amount and really doesn't help. Maybe also drop "Target Neutralised[sic]" on the top part of the tree, it's competing with the +10% toughness on stagger hit talent, which is OP.
Replies: >>529655038
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:30:14 PM No.529654854
>>529654660
i just started browsing warhammer wiki pages and found it interesting. Lots of different rabbit holes. And there's so much art to look at as well. It's interesting.
Replies: >>529655218
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:30:47 PM No.529654914
>>529654745
oh no, I can't play with a brown subhuman... anyway...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:04 PM No.529655025
Untitled
Untitled
md5: fb7e8bebcd5fe5b99145c323af617c9c๐Ÿ”
What went wrong?
Replies: >>529655096 >>529655181 >>529656932 >>529657881
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:10 PM No.529655038
>>529654378
I'll grab the Toughness on Stagger.

>>529654765
Is it? Okay, I'll get rid of Brittleness. That leaves me with 2 points.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:22 PM No.529655056
>>529643954
This but for the Crusher charge
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:48 PM No.529655096
>>529655025
>What went wrong?
they made the looting absolete to appease the normalfags
Replies: >>529655246 >>529655660
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:33:51 PM No.529655181
>>529655025
I'm tired of using bolter
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:34:14 PM No.529655218
>>529654854
That's the other thing, none of the other kids I had grown up with had ever heard of it. It was like a secret thing only me and my dad knew about.
Now there are five million YouTube shorts channels that read out wiki articles over some still art.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:34:39 PM No.529655246
>>529655096
obsolete*
shit
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:36:24 PM No.529655401
DoW1
DoW1
md5: 0310d6687d4c8f01cae37596ff2dacd6๐Ÿ”
>>529654660
>see this as a kid in a store, but in a jewel case
>3 discs? wtf game must be crazy good
>install while reading the booklet and back cover
>blown away by the cinematic
>wtf there are SQUADS of units in rts is this even allowed
>epic fatalities
>wal;kingh tank robots
>ork are funny
>can kill space elves
>find out about /tg/, read 1d4chan
bet it's that easy still, but with modern media and warhammer steam sales
Replies: >>529655693
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:36:53 PM No.529655441
Bros is Vet easier than Zealot or am I just more attuned to it? I'm eating dirt a lot more as the Zealot.
Replies: >>529655646 >>529655793 >>529655829 >>529661292 >>529665443
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:38:37 PM No.529655584
>>529653897
I shall eat her ass.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:11 PM No.529655628
>>529651695
>unchained removed from steam store
ahh i love live service games, poof it's gone! fuck you! buy our stadia game!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:22 PM No.529655646
>>529655441
Yeah, vet is way comfier and flexible. You need to play way more spastic yet focused as a zealot.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:33 PM No.529655660
>>529655096
the looting was always obsolete
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:54 PM No.529655693
>>529655401
1d4chan blew my fucking mind.
It's how I ended up in this dump.
Replies: >>529655981
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:40:57 PM No.529655793
>>529655441
Iron Will is a huge crutch as well as shout, while Zealot being a melee focused class means you have to be good in melee, since your Until Death crutch still leaves you at low HP and has a minute long cooldown, and you are much more vulnerable to attacks bleeding through your toughness.
Replies: >>529658098
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:41:16 PM No.529655829
>>529655441
i'm in the opposite boat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:42:47 PM No.529655981
>>529655693
welcome home
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:43:15 PM No.529656029
>>529654660
>I can't imagine what it would be like to get into this IP at this point.
i witnessed a failed attempt rather recently
i played SM2 at launch with a friend who had no previous interaction with the hobby, vidya or lore
he wants to learn more, what does he do? listens to horus rising, false gods and galaxy in flames because a youtuber said it was the best place to start learning the lore, then immediately gets lost and gives up because the HH books are a fucking jumbled mess of 70~ stories of marine wank at random times during the GC, HH and SoT from hundreds of PoVs
thing is, i don't even know what i would have suggested if he'd have asked me. it's too bloated these days to single out a good jumping off point
Replies: >>529656862 >>529657154 >>529658886
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:48 PM No.529656862
>>529656029
You only read the novels if you already like the hobby.
The best literature in GW is the little one to two paragraph blurbs in the Codexs and Rule Books.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:53:39 PM No.529656932
>>529655025
>What went wrong?
>Figure a.)
Havoc 40 lobbies fill up within minutes, play 30 minute games, and likely stick together for multiple follow-up games unless there's an obvious shitter that they soft-kick by remaking.
>Figure b.)
Havoc just had its seasonal reset not even two weeks ago, and a lot of people genuinely struggle to make the climb back up to 40. Many leech their way to 40 (I can't blame them) meaning even fewer actually host.
>Figure c.)
You filtered exclusively for havoc 40, possibly in some dead or dead-hours server, and are making a disingenuous attempt at calling havoc 40 dead. There is at least one mentally ill faggot autistically hyperfixating on this very thing frequenting /coopg/, and there is a non-zero chance that's (You).

Pick whichever one you prefer.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:56:19 PM No.529657154
>>529656029
honestly the only thing that you can do is pick the thing that looks cool and start from there, almost all the media is categorized that way, or read the codex
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:04:54 PM No.529657881
>>529655025
My region has more.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:07:19 PM No.529658098
>>529655793
>minute long cooldown
try 2 minutes
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:11:19 PM No.529658473
>>529649229
People don't want more arbitres in their havocs. The moment you host a havoc lobby you get a line of arbites and for some reason veterans that apply. And idk about arbites (didn't bother to check) but vet builds are almost every time shit. I don't know ehy but getting into havoc as a psyker is the easiest, probably because there are fewer psykers because psyker is harder to play (which doesn't stop shitters from playing it so most likely a psyker in your team will die all thr time even if he has a meta build and yellow title). People also welcome ogryns, and to a lesser extent, zealots. You have good chances finding a party on any ogryn build, good shout vet build, zealot chorus build (people usually don't even look further than chorus being allocated) or any psyker that has a shield barrier.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:15:00 PM No.529658805
lol twitch sent me an email saying my report against khandones was actioned and now his twitch is banned
Replies: >>529658924 >>529659030 >>529659032 >>529659034 >>529659154 >>529659934 >>529660356
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:01 PM No.529658886
>>529656029
Unironically either Night Lords or Forges of Mars omnibus. Brothers of the Snake also is a nice, fairly short self-contained SM novel that doesn't require much knowledge about the setting to enjoy or you can just throw classic shit at him like Gaunt, Eisenhorn or Cain. Watchers of the Throne trilogy. Warhammer Crime series also has some pretty good short stories, though it wouldn't explain all that much about the setting. Vaults of Terra and Fabius Bile novels would be worth a recommendation, but they require a bit more knowledge about the setting to fully enjoy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:25 PM No.529658924
>>529658805
>lol
why is that funny?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:17:30 PM No.529659030
>>529658805
I've been going on their discord and doing ctrl+f groid, fag, kike etc and reporting each post, discord sent me two seperate emails saying my reports were actioned also
funny how these companies let you know you successfully raped someone nowadays
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:17:32 PM No.529659032
>>529658805
fucking anti woke 4chan grifters
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:17:33 PM No.529659034
>>529658805
WHO?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:18:54 PM No.529659154
>>529658805
Who is that?
Replies: >>529659240
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:19:44 PM No.529659240
>>529659154
some telopots orbiter, he was being a smug fag to me on the forums so I had to thieves honor him
Replies: >>529659483 >>529660673
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:22:14 PM No.529659483
>>529659240
>gets slighted by some random fucker on Fagshart forum
>ruins his twitch streaming career + tattles to Dicksword
GrudgeGOD.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:23:39 PM No.529659619
>>529645737
Assy McGee finally put some pants on.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:25:03 PM No.529659745
I'm not feeling Mortis psyker at all. It's not at all ridiculously busted.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:27:09 PM No.529659934
1727160583236329
1727160583236329
md5: 6848eeaa0502ddbcd44fd86d632b8f55๐Ÿ”
>>529658805
uhhhhh
Congrats?
Replies: >>529660409
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:31:58 PM No.529660356
>>529658805
>uses the crusher unironically
good, now to nuke his youtube
Replies: >>529660732
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:32:30 PM No.529660409
>>529659934
thats his old one
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:35:07 PM No.529660673
>>529659240
>had to actually look up who the fuck telopots is
so just another random tide tuber?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:35:35 PM No.529660732
>>529660356
What's wrong with the crusher?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:35:43 PM No.529660747
>>529660705
>>529660705
>>529660705
>>529660705
>>529660705


MOVE, VARLETS.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:37:05 PM No.529660878
>I mod because I need help ;(
>I use the nonceio aquila to support the team :)
incredibly homosexual
>I mod to increase fun
>I use the nyancio aquila to party
BASED BASED BASED
https://youtu.be/pD66YAO9-WM
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:41:10 PM No.529661292
>>529655441
Much easier, VOC and golden toughness have pretty much infinte uptime. But Zealot has overall much more carry potential
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:41:31 PM No.529661332
>>529647691
Three stooges with nukes what's not to love
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:06:57 PM No.529663926
>>529654689
+16% headshot STRENGTH. It's much better.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:13:32 PM No.529664610
>>529663926
What does this mean exactly tho? t. retard
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:21:58 PM No.529665443
default zealot
default zealot
md5: 6dc03da4fcaec10e37e15ca810c72641๐Ÿ”
>>529655441
How? Are you playing a fun martyrdom build? Picrel or the same but with fotf will blow a standard vet in both survivability and damage out of the water.