The Eternal Ratfag edition
Previously on /coopg/ :
>>529501265>Latest News/Updates:Vermintide 2:
New Map: The Well of Dreams - Live now! Skulls In-game Event - Patch 6.6.0
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/new-map-the-well-of-dreams-live-now-skulls-in-game-event-patch-6-6-0/108063
Darktide:
Free Update: Battle for Tertium - Out Now! (Patch Notes)
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/free-update-battle-for-tertium-out-now-patch-notes/109117
Hotfix #70 (1.8.2)
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-70-1-8-2/110096
>Acknowledged but not really discussedReady Or Not
Starship Troopers Extermination
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
Killing Floor 2
Barotrauma
Left4Dead 2
SCP: 5K
GTFO
No More Room in Hell 2
Helldivers 2
Space Marine 2
Remnant 2
Payday 3
Back4Blood
Deep Rock Galactic
Earth Defense Force 6
WWZ
The Outlast Trials
The Forever Winter
Firebreak
Wildgate
and others
>Future gamesKilling Floor 3 - delayed
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1430190/view/499441143215293470
Den Of Wolves - TBA
DarkSwarm - TBA
Blight: Survival - TBA
Jump Ship - TBA Demo Out
Build planners:
Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/
Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/
Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
>playing relicbitch zealot
>teammate goes down in fire to a sniper or something
>pop book so other teammate can safely walk through book aura and pick him up
>runs away instead
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>erm, askhully, the women don't NEED to be women, because in the grim darkness of the forty firth millenial, everyone is ugly
i think the campaign is fucking with matchmaking. When i pick a mission i'm regularly stuck with 3 bots a very long time. Sometimes forever. I wonder if the campaign is claiming quickplayer players before they end up in my pool
>>529567309Can you trannies stop seething? New thread. Come up with an actually interesting topic, trannoid.
>>529566791again, Tertium is in Segmentum Solar, literally halfway across the galaxy from the tiny Tau empire which is in the far galactic east.
Brahms clearly does not operate anywhere near them.
>>529567579I'm not the one saying men can be women, that's you, trannoid.
I've only played as Kerillian arbitrator so far but my favourite voice is the batman one the males have. My fav line from Kerillian is her laughing, not sure yet what triggers it.
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HIVE TERTIUM WILL BE MY RECKONING
>tranny mad as fuck he can't look passing even in a video game
>shits and pisses jt's diaper in every thread
Holy shit we get it, you wan't to look like a pretty girl, but that ain't gonna happen in DARKTIDE. You're killing your hairline with constant crashouts, honbro.
>>529568463>honbroWhat the fuck does this even mean? Is this some tranny lingo you know because of your obsession? Shut the fuck up and stop defending the ugly, mannish woman trend in modern vidya.
>>529568271he's a big guy
>>529566218Funnily enough, both were unintended.
>>529502317
Any las weapon build for vet suggestions?
The basic bitch infantry lasgun seems really cool desu
>>529566893 (OP)>they spent all the time animating those scenes and voicing them>removed anywaysholy shit fatshark
>>529567648>>529566791I really doubt anyone serving Grendyl would readily pick up an alien weapon and use it over something human made. Maybe some of the more heretical personalities, but likely none of them.
>>529569157Really it's probably more like the vast majority of rejects are one mission wonders who are probably going to lose the weapons they get, so why would you give them valuable xenotech?, the player characters by virtue of being protagonists stand out.
I know they want to funnel people into the cash shop or buying the deluxe edition but the arbite penance armor is a bit of a let down, the fucking dog has more variety.
At least another recolor, maybe silver or dark blue would be cool.
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Dog build is actually pretty fun now that all their talents are fixed.
Is this a good idea for a lasgun-crit build or should I kill myself instead
>>529570036just use the website calculator...
>>529569898how does castigator stance and nuncio stack up to the shove?
Arbitrators REALLY love their dogs.
>press quickplay
>hallowette starts talking
>alt f4
>>529570568gonna need a tech priest to explain this one to me
>>529570585He must be strong as fuck since those cybernetics probably make that dog 2-3 times heavier than a natural dog.
>>529570347Castigator's Stance mostly only feels like an "Oh fuck" button. So it's good for that, especially since you don't need to invest into it further than the first talent, but outside of that, I rarely ever use it. I can go several missions without ever pressing it.
Nuncio requires both points since it's an amazing team protection tool, but it feels almost worthless outside of Havoc since it's stationary it's rare to get much use out of it. But in Havoc, I'd argue it's as good as Push depending on the circumstance. But even then, I think I'd prefer Break the Line and just swap out Dog Damage for Distance.
>>529567309Yeah? Not every game needs to be goon material, or some soapbox because you can't jack off while gaming.
>>529570772It's against the Lex for an arbitrator to drop their cyber-mastiff. He's holding strong because to not do so is unthinkable.
>>529568463>defending a "body type A or B" game>calling other people trannies
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>>529570585>thought the dogs were basically really well trained cyborgs>turns out they're basically an unfeeling dog servitor with some units being up to 90% metalIt's perfectly grimdark, but I don't like it.
>>529571621>erm being a tranny is when you DON'T want to pander to trannies actually
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>>529571063>you want women that don't look like men?>why, so you can masturbate to them?
>>529571851They're unironically smarter and far more independent than an actual servitor, and they still need to be trained like real attack dogs.
>>529571878not adhering to binary gender literally is pandering to trannies
do you even know what you hate, it feels like a lot of you don't
>>529570772I was gonna say that's still only like 100kg but then I realized that the average modern soi probably can't carry 20kg like that without collapsing
The "Why are the prisoner rejects ugly" angle hasnt been used in a while but it looks like it's farming a lot of yous
>>529571851NO.
My dog feels real feelings.
He does!
>>529572296Game had a major update, we have a lot of newfags, go figure.
>>529572296>no it's okay because they're heckin' REJECTERINOSThe Arbites are just as ugly, and the faces they added for them are even uglier.
>>529572296The rejectslop plotline was dropped.
>>529572296I mean, two thirds of the female characters ARE using this same face.
>>529572296Tranny that stopped playing the game ages ago came back with arbys release, he will filter out again soon.
>>529571851Some of the item descriptions for the different dog variants suggest they can have varying temperaments and do form bonds with their handler. They like being petted too.
>NOOOO I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PWETTY GURRLLL FATSHARK-SAMA PLS TAKE COGNIZ-ACK
>>529572853this wojak is more feminine than some darktide female faces
>>529570585There's not been a pic more in need of being in the OP since arbies was released.
>one side of the argument uses a wojak
sorry, you lost, it's over...
>>529572508she looks exactly like my mom's cousin in 2003
I think the arbite in the talent tree portrait is kind of cute.
>>529571851>mfw turning criminals into lobotomized "smart" toy dolls for rich families' kids is canon
>>529572507It wasn't, the story campaign is still entirely centered around the rejects not arbites.
Arbites class doesn't even get lvl 30 cutscene where Rannick shoots the traitor iirc. At least I didn't when I got my arby to lvl 30, I just got to lvl 30 and that was it.
>>529573479Probably worse fates out there for a servitor. Could be a sapient toilet.
>>529571976>Can't deliver a better argument and just post a "this is u lol". May the God-Emperor watch over your fractured mind.
>>529573479>[Dogmatic] "Poor 'people' are hardly people."
>>529573010>>529572853I'm fairly certain you're the same guy sock puppeting just to have a "I hate trannies" moment. It's not fooling anyone.
Is Outlast Trials fun solo?
What about with Randos?
>First game of the day lost
>Same for game 2 and 3
I hate havoc so much
>>529572138>bringing up unrelated shitEither you're not paying attention or baiting. Making abhumans walking sexdolls is tranny shit.
>>529574258What the fuck is an Outlast?
>>529572508Both sides mainly use 1 face but this is probably out of date.
>female character
>female larp name
>mobility weapon
>constantly down
Yep. How come shitters always play female characters?
>>529574584The dudes can survive being a lumpy faced hapsberg better since beards
>>529574070>May the God-EmperorGo back to r*ddit.
>>529568146Really sad that Kerillian's battlecry is so weak compared to batman's FOR THE LEEEEEX
>>529574376>unrelatedsiri, does HRT affect reading comprehension?
>>529567648>>529569157>>529569451All true. Never mind the fact that itโs highly probably Grendyl would never approve in the first place. For all we know heโs the kind of hard ass Puritan who would doom an entire squadron of soldiers if he ever saw them looking at Xeno tech with a funny look in their eyes. Xenos stuff is simply too far out of the scope for the time being unless they expand on the story and introduce circumstances and developments that make it reasonable.
>>529570347Have you ever been bullied by a sword captain? Nuncio aquila stops that.
>>529575613Eeeh.. his allowance of unsanctioned psykers amongst the rejects kinda makes him lean radical, no puritan would be fine with so many of them running around the ship.
>>529570585why does he lookโฆ you knowโฆ
>>529575298Keep shifting the goalposts because your retarded strawman lost.
>>529572507Donโt you mean SLOPLINE XDDD
>>529575179Batman's voicelines are the best when he's not trying to talk 'normally'
>KNEEL>RECOUNT MY JUDGEMENT>I AM THE LEX
>>529575613We don't know anything about Grendyl as an Inquisitor. Which I guess is intentional since he communicates through a big head that's not even his. He could be a puritan, he could be radical. Hell, we don't know what happens to the books we bring back to the ship.
>>529575991>goalposts>strawman
>>529573238your moms cousin was hot may I fertilize her hag eggs with your permission?
>>529576341yes please. Her husband has alzheimers
>Played vermintide about 50h some years ago
>It was just ok
>Got 400h in darktide and counting
Do I give ratclick another chance?
>>529575767>his allowance of unsanctioned psykers they are sanctioned
Inquisitors and their retinues know full well the dangers of unsanctioned ones, rannick should know better at the very least
>>529576121Exactly, thereโs just not enough to introduce such a radical story element at this time
>>529569060Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
Rats, we run this motha (YES-YES!)
RATS!
Who run world? RATS!
Who run world? RATS!
Who stab world? RATS!
Who chew world? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!
Who rule all? RATS!
Rats! Rats! RATS!"
Some man-things think they plot like we do
But no-no, they donโt!
Make warpcoin, stab throat
Disrespect? No, they wonโt
Donโt touch this โ zzzzap!
Beat crazy โ made by Rat!
Born in tunnels, deep-dark
Skavenblight, warp-marked!
Clawlords rise, warpfire burn
Take your gold โ next turn
None fade me โ
So hood with this, so brood with this
Come here, man-thing โ F-U, pay me!
Persuasion builds nation
Power endless โ claw devour
You obey for me!
Who run world? RATS!
Who chew world? RATS!
Who burn world? RATS!
Who stab world? RATS!
Who rule deep? RATS!
Who rise now? RATS!
Who run this motha? RATS!
It hot in here
DJ, rewind โ fear-fear!
Raise cups for rising rats
Warplords, claw-crowns, all of that
Strong enough to birth swarm
Smart enough to swarm harm
Then back to lab โ fast-fast
Business squeak, victory last!
Obey me โ F-U, pay me!
We run world โ yes-yes, RATS!
>>529573323holy fuck imagine overpowering her and then having your way with her while choking her and she calls you daddy
>>529574306>first game of the week was archivum sycoraxweekly h40 done, now to goof around in funric
>>529576841Dude, some of these psykers are from the very hive city we are fighting in, they did not get shipped to terra and back, and the loner is the most non sanctioned fucker on the planet.
are you not aware of how the black ships work or how unlikely a psyker is to ever see their homeworld again? the Savants whole story is they operated for years under the table for the enforcers before they got turned over.
>>529576495thank you anon you wonโt regret this decision weโre going to make things right and do great stuff for her and her husband :)
>>529570585holy fuck imagine overpowering her and then having your way with her while choking her and she calls you daddy
>>529574790What the fuck is a larp name? Is it just a normal name? Are you so bereft of things to complain about that you sank to this?
>>529575179I mean, heโs Batman after all, itโs hard to compete with that even as a guy, let alone for a woman
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>>529568463lol shut up faggot, i'm sorry you're ugly but some of us can't relate to you
>>529568463>he can't look passing even in a video gameDoesn't thsi implicitly acknowledge that all the female faces in darktide look like horrible troons
can't y'all sperg out about something else
>>529577920dont use that word if you're not a southerner
How much pain do you think the arbites dogs are in?
>>529578953None, my Arbitrator (white girl) makes sure the dog is well taken care of.
https://files.catbox.moe/h1kwuu.mp4
Very cool Fatshark
>>529578953None.
With the right implants you can just shut off pain like a switch.
>>529577154oof hit a nerve, tranny? Do you want me to use your real name or your female name?
>drooling sword
>fallout gun
>>529567356I think so too. I just played an entire mission with one bot who never got replaced by a player
>>529579172>2 seperate special cheat mods and still lets a dog, trapper and mutant step up to him lmao
>>529579432>cheat modsokay redditor
>bring dog
>compelled to take remote det, equip a bleed boltpistol and use exec order
the synergy is too strong
>>529579596>no, I should have an exact count of the specials spawned in because...>I just should, okay!
>>529573479Yeah that was fucked up. Just the way the cookie crumbles though. I think even being an Archo Flagellant would be better than that
>it's good if you abuse a blessing grenade
>>529579596Shhhh shitter. You're level 600 at havoc sub 30 despite running sweaty meta ds4 + plasma, I know you need them wallhacks
>>529579746stay out of my havoc lobbies malicebaby
>>529579903I requested to join a havoc 40 encroaching garden as a havoc 20 something and beat it just the other day. You need that counter to beat this? Really?
Every pro player uses mods
If you play vanilla past malice you are literally trolling your team and need to uninstall
>>529579862>sweaty meta ds4 + plasmaWhy the fuck else would you bring a vet? It's a heavy enough dead weight as it is.
>>529574258Yes, anon. Itโs better with others but the game is perfectly fine and fun by yourself and randoms, although itโs definitely aimed at a multiplayer experience more than anything
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>>529579172>level 600>babby's first meta build>uses cheats>STILL gets filtered by fading light 2>wipes to gravity
>>529579432>Entire team died to pushing too far>Trying to reposition away from Beast of Nurgle>Get cornered by Mutant, Dog and Trapper covering all openings at the same time>>529579862They reset ranks recently you fucking retard
>>529579903>>529580125>bro I play the hardest difficulty, I am better than everyone else>cheatsHAHAHAHAHA
>>529577920>yโallmade for bwc
>>529580125>Every pro player uses mods
>>529580154>vet is a heavy enough dead weight as it is.Do hardstuckies unironically believe this? No shit your veterans are deadweights when they just magdump their plasma into hordes and then deal zero DPS for the next minute while the blue brick cools down and they're forced into melee, veterans are supposed to snipe gunners and disablers with the boltgun/pistol.
>>529580154In the hands of that guy for sure
>>529580234>They reset ranks recently you fucking retardYeah and he already deranked once despite the cheats and metadrone setup LOL
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>>529580520Your headcanon doesn't stand up to reality. It's a real doggie dog world out there...
>>529580273>its le cheats>doesnโt trip the anticheatidiot
>>529580154I use a las pistol
>>529580603What do you mean de-ranked? It said I was rank 0 so I joined the first random havoc game that accepted my application, it was a 29.
>>529580520Plasma Gun is objectively the best choice for sniping, I don't really get why you would use the shartpistol and take an extra shot to kill anything.
>>529581370imagine being so bad that you die in an elevator lmao
>>529581326>100% crit rate>+100% weakspot damage on crit>take an extra shotThis general really is full of sub-animal malicelet turboshitters, isn't it? I give up with you niggers.
>>529581370such bullshit lmao
>its le cheats
>doesnโt trip the anticheat
I love barrage psyker man
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>>529581519you really going to be condescending whilst using suboptimal shit all night? Get off mount stupid.
>>529581519Why would you spend a full (1) second waiting for 100% crit between shots when you can just whip out your Plasma Gun in 0.1 seconds and snipe anything instantly, with even less investment? I get you're baiting but still.
>>529581939lol in malice maybe
>>529581740>smigging the spawnLore accurate.
>>529581668chinamen just can't help it
>>529581740That's a tiny ass ogryn
Telopots was right about /coopg/ it's just a pool of turboshitters repeating the same retarded shit over and over again when most of you guys dwell in regular aurics.
>>529582213I don't even know who this telopots faggot is that everyone is parasocialposting about, but it was pretty telling during the first couple weeks of havoc when virtually the entire general was just constantly bitching and moaning about how impossible and lame the mode is while aggressively disregarding any attempts at educating them. This place is dunning kruger central.
>>529582213>you guysPlease use more inclusive language in the future, thanks!
>havoc trannies on blast again
>filter starts activating
they brought up a sloptuber, didn't they
>>529582489The adults are talking, maybe you should add h*voc to your filters too if discussion about it makes you so angry, lil hardstucklet
>>529580125This is bait right?
>>529582469Huh? Pretty much everyone immediately figured out which builds make it trivial to clear. Your attempts at "educating" were probably just telling people to use your dogshit build and everyone laughing at you for how shit it is.
>Doing a 31 a little while ago
>few minutes in, start getting intermittent, short freezes
>like halfway through start disconnecting every several minutes
>crash once
Felt fucking bad for my team for having to put up with that dogshit, but we made it through. One of my only two Havoc 30+ wins since coming back to this game because holy fuck people don't know how to stay alive, and I'm kinda rusty
Anyway, anyone know what causes that? Wasn't a memory issue, and my internet was still functioning fine. I've had it happen once before
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>>529582883Like actual crashing or disconnecting? Nvidia botched the latest drivers and they crash the game non-stop now. Just downgrade to the last good version.
>>529582883Today is tuesday in california.
go onto barotrauma and grief "New Run"
>>529582883>>few minutes in, start getting intermittent, short freezes>>like halfway through start disconnecting every several minutesHave you tried deleting your scoreboard history? A bloated history apparently causes this.
>>529582695that's not in my filter, your sloptuber obsession is
Thanks all
>>529583143Mostly disconnecting. I had one crash midway through. I'm on AMD
>>529583223Yeah, but I had the reset earlier
>>529583243Yeah. Did it the last(first) time it did this
>>529583317>not true survivorYour concession has been accepted and filed, thank you.
>>529581668there's no anticheat in darktide you retarded faggot
>>529583406>>529583451just started playing with the release of arbites, just got it last night
you trannies probably cheesed a havoc 35 with no difficult modifiers to get that other title, give me a bit and I'll get it on 40 with encroaching garden lol
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>>529581370>So this is the power of Chaos!
>>529579172go easy with your niggerfaggy mods, jesus christ
>>529583646I got my True Survivor title only 2 days after I started playing the game and I don't even have hands, get on my level, scrub.
>>529583870...post wrists?
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>purist troons seething about mods again
every time
>>529583317PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET THAT NIGGER OUTTA HERE
>you're hardstuck!
>oh...you did havoc 40?
>well uh, erm...you didn't cheese a havoc 35 yet!
pathetic goalpost move, guys
>>529584102>immediately concludes that one MUST cheat true survivorHoly shit you can't make this up.
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>>529577086Uhh you alright?
>>529584205>crutch mods out the ass>nooo just assume I challenge myselfhaha no
Oh yeah? but you're a FAGGOT!
Sorry for being rude let's be nice to eachother
>>529581668It's always the fucking Chinese
It's ALWAYS the Chinese
>>529584354I am not alright, I don't have a cyber-mastiff
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what is the dump stat on ripper gun?
>>529584678Why would you say that to me? I'm hurt.
>>529584360I've noticed that a lot of coopg posters immediately conflate different posts as the same person. Its like this weird brand of autistic schizophrenia. I made one post about a buggy interaction and replied to one person about it but suddenly 9 different posts are being attributed to me even though they're obviously unrelated.
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>>529584953I honestly don't know, either collateral or stability
Where did devs say they're gonna be adding new classes?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JumJLQ5Gb7c
>>529580538What the fuck is this image
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>>529585316Have faith, they announced 4 big updates this year and we got the ...pffhahaha...the mortis trial one hahahaha and the paid dlc hahahaha 2 more to go PFHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>529574070Your "argument" is literally projecting your porn sickness onto everyone because you think "attractive women = I NEED TO JACK OFF RIGHT NOW"
>>529584898Is that 'for the drip' texture change?
>>529585821nope, I don't use those mods
>>529585064It sucks, but you should probably not say things that sound like that then
>>529585631Arbites counting as one of the 4 updates to the game does make me feel bad for the people that can't afford it. Makes it 3 updates at most for the year.
covidchan really did fuck up the content pipeline for everyone but the chinese huh
>>529586037>people that can't afford itDude it's only 12$ that's like 2 kebabs
>>529586037>people that can't afford itThose don't exist. If you can afford a computer powerful enough to run darktide, you can afford $12. People constantly make retarded financial decisions like subscribing to half a dozen streaming services and never cancelling them, regularly eating out, gambling, parasocial donations, you name it. The only individuals that remain are thirdies, and thus not people. Don't feel bad for the animals shitting up the thread on the regular.
Now, not wanting to give fagshart $12, I can understand. That's based.
>>529586830God DAMN I wanna fuck that rat pussy
>>529586538I'm not paying these greedy Swedes another cent.
>>529587585Bro, if you're poor just say you're poor
I wish the arbites mauls were a little longer
It looks better and is more true to the source
>>529588176>It looks better and is more true to the sourcethe source is not well scaled.
If I was in a group of 4 players on the Mourningstar, do the characters actually interact with each other?
>>529588176a lot of weapons in this game are kinda wierdly proportioned compared to source material.
basically every chain weapon is undersized for starters.
>>529588367>>529588646Undersized i kinda get, but stubby maces i don't
>>529588728thats how big real ones are...
>>529588176don't worry, they will sell very cool slop for it starting thursday, they just had to do these cosmetics in particular to match models and rogue trader's version of the maul
I spent 90 dollars on Aquillas this morning. Itโs no skin off my back but I still feelโฆ guilty.
>>529588856Yes, most real maces are that short, but the more aesthetic 40k maces generally aren't
>>529589016They don't generally make longer weapon cosmetics
>>529589065That'll do, pig. That'll do
Im begging for a relic blade build because it looks cool
>>529589505The relic blade is an unga bunga weapon
Arbites and ogryns are for unga bunga
Not zealot
Been playing Outlast Trials, and while fun, what's with the atrocious matchmaking?
>>529589505You put carapace and flak on it, give it a cleave blessing that you like, and then either the strength blessing or one of the heat blessings. You use the mark whose push followthrough is a big stab, and then spend a while becoming acquainted with the moveset because it's a little finicky. Power on to kill hordes or big guys. Stab them in the face, there's a couple combos that somewhat reliably get stabs out every other attack, I'll let you discover them yourself.
Make sure you run the damage node 1 point into the bottom right, the sword kinda needs it. For the rest, run zealot how you like it, just don't try to focus on crits too much, it's not good at that.
>VT2 has tons of skaven porn
>Darktide has almost nothing at all
Bring back rats
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GOOD NEWS GENTLEMEN
AN OGRYN EXISTS AMONG US!
>>529589962Darktide players aren't mentally ill degenerates
>>529590014Give that guy a pickaxe
>>529589962Once they add beastmen (female) you'll get enough art
>>529589575BUT I WANT TO UNGA BUNGA WITH CRAZY ZOOM ZOOM MAN
>>529590460Does he even need one?
>>529590556Sorry. That's not allowed
May i suggestban arbites with a shield and maul?
>>529590974He's gonna be fighting other ogryn
>>529591163the animal spirit of sloptide is that of a pig
I will not accept attempts to migrate it to a dog
>>529590014>>529590974Yeah it's that guy.
I was on a ferry ship with him once. Germany->binlan or other way around.
He was so big he didn't go get his food from the buffet, to not get in everyone's way, his tiny (regular human sized) wife went to get it.
pig
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How do I make the moonlight greatsword great at soulblaze or do I do something else with it
>block bullets
boooooooooooring
>late night EU server quickplays
>>529592173You either have a glorified horde clearer for builds that have no other method of doing so, or your new primary weapon that you fully dedicate the build to so you can pretend you're a zealot. Pure, laser focused melee psyker is very powerful, and you also instantly die if you ever fuck up even a single time, you have been warned.
>>529589921thanks will try it out shame about crits I do love me crits
Fag Gayko
>The fagblock fag tree...
>>529567785You're the one saying women can be men, trannoid. Stop gooning. Get help.
>>529589756the people who still play the game are really really special
>>529593319I'm not saying that, Fatshark is saying that.
>>529593220B-but I like Hab Dreyko.
>>529593485same, I don't understand the hate
Got matchmaked with a tranny today.
They're as repulsive in-game as in life.
Partly because that man couldn't help but squeak some of the most autistic shit I've ever heard into his mic.
>>529593768dude thats so hot imagine pressing them down as they wince and moan softly and submit totally to the strength of a male
>>529594129Nothing but olds.
>>529594129Here, my good Sir. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7c_QbmGlqg so favorite aribite interaction so far?
>arbites/ogryn on the team
>>529595080I'll rape you.
>>529595080Its fine I'm a Vetchad
there should be code when there are atleas 3-4 maul arbites, their lines would be completely be replaced with "I AM THE LEX"
>>529589261The cosmetics were just so cool this time aroundโฆ Iโve never spent anything on most of themโฆ
>>529589275I didโฆ
mfw
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Why don't you fucking losers make your own general at this point?
Call it /fag/ short for Fatshark Gneral since it's apparent you cretins have more loyalty to this lazy dogshit company than taste in actually good videogames.
>>529595971Fuck off, bitch
There would be no /coopg/ without tide chads
>>529589962Because thereโs nothing sexy to fuck in DT besides like Hestia. Furryshitters sadly cling to Skaven.
>>529590014Weโve known this for a while though.
>>529595971I welcome anyone to talk about any other game.
>>529596332Impossible since any topic other than Darktide is separated by 10 posts discussing pointless bullshit usually about how hecking wholesome Ogryns are.
>>529595971name the GOOD coop games out right now made by respectable companies.
go ahead
>>529596710Deep Rock Galactic, etc, you get the picture.
>>529596710monster hunger
Man Ogryns are so heckin' wholesome. I just love them so much.
is there a general for survival craft slop like Valheim, Ark, etc?
>>529595971>threadsplitters eternally bootyblasted despite never bringing up any other games themselvesI've probably talked about more non-tide games in the last week in here than you have, bozo
>>529570639>Hallowette asks if I've got the urge to splurge>immediately splurge in my pants
>>529597827she's so cute imagine dragging her behind a rock and immediately slamming into her and making her submit
>>529597827>>529598057Imagine taking a big rock and dashing it against her head and splattering her brains all over the place
>>529595971Uh oh Remedyfag meltie
>>529599306I wonder if Fartshart will finally reach their goal of "new class per 3 months".
Ngl, id put several babies in zola
I shall sweep all before me
I enjoy the sword lasers going woosh and doing 60 damage
>>529597827They should let us have these as pets instead of the dog
Do not fail me again Iven...
>>529599306I dont use twitch is that really low or something
>>529600716SoB with companion repentia girl
(she is repenting that she was born black)
>>529601156It used to have like 100-200 on average before arbites.
>>529595971Pipe down jigaboo
>>529596672make your own general instead of crying you retarded pussy
>>529601594interdasting, I wonder how long that will last
>super sweat streaming
>full bore on the mk3 shotgun
What am I missing here?
>>529601929Monstrosity killing, at least.
All classes should get a pet branch.
Vet - Trooper squad
Zealot - Death Cult twins
Psyker - Psyraven
Ogryn - Ratling sniper
>>529601929the shock round is way more clutch than the brittleness round
>>529602057>>529603052They donโt seem to be using it for boss damage. Is full bore bugged on it or something?
>>529602367stupid
dumb
retarded
based
>>529594603i think some of the are still bugged, i keep hearing banter starts with no response
>>529602367Not quite.
However I do like the Psyraven idea.
so to get higher rank blessings i have to buy multiple rank 1's?
>>529604405until the skull pips fill up on the left
>>529604405See the circle to the left?
It needs to be filled up to buy the next tier of blessings.
So, yes.
is this not working a known issue? I was trying it in the meat grinder and it really seems like it doesn't actually kick in at 10 stacks
>>529605508It kicks in when you LOSE 10 stacks or something like that.
>>529605508While you might be right, if you're basing it on an icon not appearing at to bottom left, it could just be that there's just no more room for icons to show up, but the effect is there, which might just not be that noticeable.
But you might also be right since Fartshart releases broken talents all the time.
>>529605872Seems so, and that's not how it's meant to work.
>>529605914Go into the meat grinder and go up to ten stacks and then let one bleed off. Your attack speed increases for 3 seconds, but only after you lost that one stack.
>>529605508>>529605872It works. I tested it abd so did several other people
THE TALENT WORKS
I hate pubs.
>Get in
>Everyone rushes ahead instead of clearing hoard
>I get netted and killed
We were in the FIRST SECTION OF THE LEVEL.
Specifically the one where you get the Crystal for Hallowette
>>529606316if everyone else is ahead you are behind
>>529606316Hilarious bait!
>>529570585why does he lookโฆ you knowโฆ
>>529591018>frogshitter >>529572507donโt you mean SLOPLINE XDDD
>>529591671Trooner pedo film btw
>hit mutant with a rock
>its legs fly off
>>529595140In her sleep? Rude
>>529596895I laughed
>>529596962Capcom is (fairly) respectable. MH isn't.
>>529581370This is why Crushers are in actuality Greater Daemons.
>>529607278>hit rock with legs>its mutants fly off
>>529573323She looks like she enjoys handholding.
>>529585064It sucks, but you should probably not say things that sound like that
>>529577920>yโallbwc
>>529601330make. it. happen. Fatshark!
>>529608360added to the list
What will the admech class make his inevitable servoskull companion do?
>they won't give him a compnion
They will if they can sell skins for it.
>>529608485The servoskull will be a summonable gun drone that lasts until it's out of ammo.
Probably 30-50 shots.
>>529575179I mean, he's Batman. Its hard to compete with that as a guy let alone as a woman.
>>529602367Iโm not so sure you can call those โpetsโ but I think it would be cool to have summonable NPCs that kill for you for a while
>>529573479Yeah that was pretty fucked but itโs just the way the cookie crumbles. I think even being an Archo-Flagellant would be better than that
>>529608485Single target piss toughness.
>>529608520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZMZTaxNKJs
>>529590974Why are they even being allowed to fight when he outweighs him that badly?
>>529571851They're a lot like skittari, Servitors but with a functioning mind.
>>529608950They're both heavyweights. At the max weight. That's just how it goes.
Small guy won btw.
What's the dump stat on the plasma gun?
>>529574258Yes, anon. Itโs better with others but the game is perfectly fine and fun by yourself and randoms, although itโs definitely aimed at a multiplayer experience more than anything
>Auric Maelstrom missions are absolutely filled with shitters covered in slopshop items
Looks like they finally clawed their way out of the lower diffs.
I swear to god every mission is 20 minutes of babysitting while they rage in chat about how 5 ragers is "unfair"
>>529610315>5 ragers>Unfairthat's fun.
Now 5 bullworks
>>529608485the servitor will be a provider of road head
>>529609084>Small guy won btw.Proof?
>>529611295https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/david-haye-nikolai-valuev-heavyweight-world-title-fight-nuremberg-a9189536.html
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-11-08/david-beats-russian-goliath/1133476
>>529595971If you cunts spent as much time talking about other games as much you whinging about Darktide in these threads, then there would be more discussion.
>>529610315Arbites being designed around H40 means it carries bad/new players straight into Aurics because it's nearly impossible to fall in melee as the Beetus.
>t. has two new friends who are bored in Damnation because they find it too easy despite making common new-player mistakes like repeatedly blowing up bursters and getting netted semi-regularlyIt's why there's such a disparity between people saying, "Arbites is OP as fuck," and, "it's good."
>>529609291pretty sure it's heat because venting is inconsequential
I've got 200 hours and nothing above Auric Maelstrom.
>burster gets pushed back but doesn't detonate
>shoot it
>teammate who was chasing it gets exploded
why...you can't push it down again...why are you running after it while it stands back up...
Shotpistol is fun, I wish it came in a unique mode.
Its gettin harder and harder to not slip back into my old League ways and rinse these fucking "people" in the chat for the stupid shit they do every game and risk a report.
Itโs kind of funny how activity falls off decently hard at a certain time. I wonder what the demographics for this place looks like.
Holy fuck I love Dog build. It's so fun.
YAY, I finally can do away with speaker mode.
Do we know if the dog talents/effects that say "pounces/pounced" require you to have tagged the target, or do these work off the dog's automated attacks as well?
>>529614771100% white european
>>529606316nothing worse than slowpokes. I don't know why but noobs love to take their time and slowly trudge through the stage like they're going for a walk in the park. Fuckers want every game to be 40 minutes. You only increase your chances of losing and make the game harder for yourself when you do that (slower = more enemies = have to use more resources+more risks). It's also more boring.
Have a good pace, keep moving forward. Yes, even in hordes. You should always be moving forward unless there's some absolute chatoic death pit you have to wait out first. The game literally tells you at every single step that you are a STRIKE TEAM and you need to hurry your ass up. Really can't be any more clear. If you are falling behind on regular teams that are not speedy Zealots, then it's a you issue.
whats the point of dodging if enemies can michael jackson moonwalk towards you
>>529614771mumbai reporting Saar!
What the game actually needs are funny memes and fun & silly gameplay webms. Ratcklick went for that Team Fortress 2 meme status and it'd payed off. Memelords of reddit and discord gotta step it up
>>529615465Ehhh, in a way I kind of sympathize though. If itโs lower levels theyโre likely brand new to the game and unironically do want to do some sight seeing, Iโve had people tell me theyโre really faxinsted by the maps and all the lore behind various stuff, they really want to look at all the gothic architecture and servo shit and all that 40k goodness, itโs like an extreme novelty to them. Of course thereโs no excuse for it in like Aurics or something where youโve seen everything a thousand times already but itโs a shame thereโs no real mode where you can stop and take everything in by yourself
>>529574258>Is Outlast Trials fun solo?Yes, I played the first 2-3 weeks solo before I gave up and started playing with randos for the first time in over 10 years. I will say though, you will progress a lot faster with randoms (generally speaking), and the game will punish you for moving too slowly - at least that was the case for me when I was new to the game. I don't think the devs intended for it to happen but specifically in one of the toy factory trials, I was dealing with constant enemy spawns only allowing me to sneak around for several seconds at a time - it was so annoying that I had to look up videos to see how other players dealt with it on YouTube. That's when I realized I had to stop sneaking around and start taking more risks. So, not sure if it's still an issue since I no longer bother with stealth, but I could try to check and report back later.
>What about with Randos?Yes, I play with randoms a majority of the time and out of thousands of trials, I've only had three bad experiences that I can recall, so like 1 out of ~1100 trials is with shitty people? Most don't want to socialize and use their mics though and there's no in-game chat, so you can't text to communicate, which can make things frustrating if no one wants to speak up.
>>529589756It was a lot worse for a long time. Seems like it's a little better now, but still kinda ass. And it also depends on the time of day. The game tries to find people nearest to you, so, in my experience, it's hard to find anyone after 9 or 10 PM even though it also resorts to connecting me with players thousands of miles away all the way in fucking China and Canada (what's the difference, amirite). No idea why it's so shit after all this time. I guess a little bit of incompetence on Red Barrels' part.
>>529614771I live in actual Mongolian mountains irl. Work in da mines fixin mollys and shit. It's a peaceful life.
>>529614771I am an icelandic nightshift worker
>>529614771Washington NEET here
>>529617127I agree that's fine if they're new. But if you have some hundred hours you should haul ass.
Why does one of the female Arbites keep yelling โsex with minorsโ in my ears?
>>529617895Sounds like Maul aka Lae'zel
>>529618001Maul is Kerillian.
>>529576924Sex with rat girls
>>529618308Oh yeah, it's Fatalist that sounds like Lae'zel
derp
>>529580538What the hell is this image
>>529618489Wrong again, but it's just because fatalist for both sexes plays authoritarian voice lines because fartshart are incompetent.
The authoritarian is the battletoad.
>>529596305how is he so agileโฆ
>>529614771I live innawoods on a small island off the coast of Australia
>>529618653But that one sounds russian...
and my Fatalist sounds hot.
>>529601067>Keep me posted on whether or not Wolfer buysโฆ
>>529610315What imperial rank does this cutie hold?
>>529614771white euros, white aussies, and white amerifats. 100% male.
>>529608485How about we give him 3(three) companion cosmetic slots for 3x the pigging?
>servo skull gun drone for special sniping>servitors for tanking and staggering>turret for holding a position and buffing nearby allies
yet another snoric swept in 15 minutes by an arbites
>>529591376he seems like a nice guy
Is the sloptide store still fomo rotations and did they ever fix the temu krieg outfits?
>>529624347The Darktide krieg outfit looks better than most tabletop variants, though.
Anyone here play Dog Arbitrator?
Wondering if Go Get Em or Unleashed Brutality is worth it.
Unleashed Brutality seems worthless, the dog isn't aggressive enough and trappers can be right on top of me before the dog agros.
Go Get Em is a bit better, but it doesn't just prioritize Elite and Specialist ranged, but pleb shooters too, which takes up a lot of it's time doing basically nothing.
>>529625787apparently go get em increases his jump distance
Help I haven't been able to look my Eviscerator in the eye since I picked up the Relic Blade.
>>529626637Have you tried it with a Martyr build? I ran it with IJ and BP earlier, and it was mediocre as fuck. Was gonna try it with Martyr tomorrow, but I doubt it'll change anything.
>>529626789Can't say I have. I avoid low health builds like the plague in all games. Not my cup of tea.
>>529626030Hmmm... That might be worth it for that alone if true, even with the other annoying features.
>reddit is full of dudes whining that lvl 30 havoc/auric players are speedrunning the shitter difficulties to level arbites and leaving them in the dust to die
>>529626789Any build that makes the Evi better is also going to massively buff the Relic Blade
>>529627897>using twitter and reddit for anything other than porn
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Gentlemen, the solution is simple. Add the real eviscerator to the game.
>>529628295Our deaths... will be MAGNIFICENT
>>529628295ARE YOU READY TO DIE FOR ME
>There are Eldar in the sector now
Leave them to me
>>529629291oh no papypig-san!!!
What is the shittiest of the arbites abilities? i want do it's penances while im still leveling up
>>529629291>only Havoc 30>"True Survivor">PaypiggyKekaroo
>>529627897>you fags don't believe me when I say that the shitter difficulties make up a majority of the playerbase>this happens
>>529629486Anon you can't get true survivor without having been at least 35, it's obvious he decayed with the reset just the other week and just hasn't played yet since.
Your havocletness is showing.
Still embarrassing not having climbed back up to 40 tho.
>>529570036If you came into one of my games like that I would be a revive king. You need damage somewhere in your build, you left out Killzone, Superiority Complex and Bring it Down. Take off the Crit Chance and Extra Supression and pick up Reciprocity for more Crit Chance than the node will give you. Born leader can also be swapped out for more toughness and take the damn rending off of Marksman's Focus to grab the normal ass rending talent. Learn the damage calc too, because with this shit you'll just be doing less damage than a no keystone build with the damage talents. Recons and Kantraels only have a weakspot ratio of 1.4 or 1.6 and their critical weakspot ratios are around 1.8 so you're not getting the same damage leap that you would get with a Vraks' 2.2 to 3 ratios by a sizable margin. Also, exhilarating takedown is great but Longshot doesn't even start working until you're passed 12 meters, you'd get a significantly larger defense boost out of Close Order Drill and Confirmed Kill. Dreg/Scab Melee goons do 108 damage, and looking at this you don't seem to have a very high toughness so even one of those goobers is going to take off Iron Will on the first hit and you'll be down to a 5% TDR from 50%.
>>529629895I just joined the first havoc that accepted my application, all the 40s kept declining. I'm not manually grinding my personal mission back to 40, just going to piggyback there
>>529629989>all the 40s kept decliningYeah because having a 30 in your name after nearly two weeks IMPLIES you're some stuckie who is trying to force meme builds or something, I'd reject you too. Also most arbitrators are being declined because there's dozens of them in every application.
>>529628295Unmmmmmmmm where is the flamethrower underneath chuddie???? This is not up to Imperial standards, not one bit. The Ecclesiarchy will be notified of your lacking dedication to The Causeโขโฆ
Why do these retards not know how to make a havoc listing? I'm not joining your unspecified havoc 1-30
>>529630427pls spoonfeed me how to do it, anon-sama , I'm new and have no idea about havoc
>>529628295Eviscerators already exist in the game.
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>>529630780I said the REAL eviscerator.
>>529627984Depends. Eviscerator is good on martyrdom because it also gets attacks speed and access to shred.
More attack speed you have better shred is because it stacks faster.
So I'm thinking about buying darktide, I'm watching some youtube videos about it and I have a question about crafting. It's a 6-month old video so maybe it's outdated by now, but it seems that you can just craft the exact weapon you would like if you buy a good base (with good max potential distribution). But doesn't that make the looting part of this game obsolete?
>>529631046What looting part? You just sometimes get random shit at mission end and yes, it is obsolete.
>>529630996It is a real eviscerator. Looks like it and is named like it also.
>>529631046Yes and yes it does make it obsolete because the RNG system was pure cancer and the game is finally playable normally.
>10+ shop resets
>still no relic blade
fcking dumb ahh game, kys
>>529631134so the game is just some sloppy horde-mashing with pretty much no rewards for completing missions? What I liked about Vermintide was that you would get better rewards for getting grimoires etc. Shame, I like guns much more than the medieval setting but if that's the case, I'm not getting this game
>>529631252What's stopping you from brunting it?
>>529631252>2k25>people STILL fish for weapons in the shop instead of buying them from Brunt's grey shit stash.
>>529631313Oh this game doesn't even have grimoires.
>b-butNo you dumb fucking retards, calling this shit grimoires is a fucking joke and an insult.
>>529628295MY SCARS PROVE MY WORTH
>>529631456yeah I've watched another video where a guy talked about this topic, but to be honest why would you even need a grimoire mechanic in this game if you can just spend money and endlessly roll to get your weapon of choice.
Fuck, is there really no game with a good loot mechanic that also has good gameplay? (and is multiplayer)
>>529629291>I HATE WORKING WITH THESE... 'PEOPLE'.
>>529631654Unironically Borderlands 3.
>>529631320>>529631339i'm old and stubborn ok
I went and got it after spending 60k gold are you happy now?
>>529631804yeah but the story is dogshit and it's mainly singleplayer
I love games with loot but there is no point in grinding good gear if you can't show it off to other players. The dopamine boost you get after a good drop only works because you have something valuable to other players.
>>529631654Seconding BL3, it's good to hop in and farm shit, you can get full collection for like 15$ on sale
>>529631872yeah it's a good one, bravo kitten
>>529632023play WoW then, mb warframe too
>>529630209I did it as a vet with the true survivor title on. If they can't figure out that means I beat a 35+ without anyone dying, they're only outing themselves as shitters for not taking a meta build plasma vet
>>529615465Nothing worse than maliceshitters like you getting an op class so you can pretend to be hot shit
>>529632140I liked Destiny but there is barely any customization, the builds are pretty boring. Didn't like Warframe though
Regarding WoW, I've been thinking about it but there is content where you need to work with other people and I'm not sure if playing solo with randoms wouldn't cockblock me from progressing
I'd love Poe if the gameplay itself wasn't complete goyslop of just mashing buttons to slay hordes of shitty mobs. I'd like a solo game with trade like Poe or one with matchmaking of up to 3 other players like darktide/vermintide, fucking shame about the crafting system. Like what's even the point of playing then? It seems it's made for casual normalfags to socialize with their bros and mindlessly kill mobs
>maelstrom
>shotgun arbitrator decides all of the kills and ammo belong to him
>dumps three shots into every group of enemies anyone is currently killing in melee
>constantly in the orange ammo because of all of the waste
>other guy gets devoured by burgle, shotguntard ignores him, I can't get to him because there's fire everywhere and now the beast is around a corner
>guy obviously dies
>get cliffhanged by shotguntard shooting a burster in my face
>sure, could've been an accident
>he obviously doesn't try to pick me up
>it happens again
>he doesn't get me up this time either
>decide to break away from the team and just play solo so this nigger stops griefing me
>ogryn goes down somewhere in the back, nobody revives him (wtf?), then he ragequits
>we join back up near an airlock and shotguntard gets cliffed
>it's one of those spots the bots are too stupid to reach
>pingpingpingpingping
>pingpingpingpingping
>I didn't forget, motherfucker
>he dies
>ragequits
>run suddenly becomes much smoother with 2 bots
>other guy is a little clueless but at least he's not going down or effectively griefing
>we win without a hitch
Man, that felt good watching that retard rage ping for a revive after being a selfish twat all game.
>captcha: TWWAT
>me unga
>team bunga
stay out of my aurochs
captcha: nigger
>>529628295This is the type of skin I want for my zealot.
Not some elaborate armor set with candles all over it. Just a basic medieval peasant/monk coat.
Luv me some Steel Legion.
>>529632784it's a long story but it had a good ending
>>529631046you still need resources to upgrade your weapons, and resources can be looted during missions. So there's that. But you're looking for ammo and other consumables anyway so it's not really a problem.
You're wearing the hardest badge to earn, hmmm?
>>529632784why do "people" like this even play co-op games? It's just completely beyond me, I'm jealous of your endorphin boost after karma got him though
>>529506178>>529508939>>529509506>>529511486>>529511554>>529511721>>529512057>>529513538Thanks for the responses! I did some looking around on my own but didn't know/find any of that stuff. What a helpful general :)
One more question. Might be a weird pivot but assuming some of you are guys familiar with it too, what does the hierarchy of factions look like in Warhammer Fantasy? As in from strongest to weakest, who's the top dog and stuff? From what I understand everything is more toned down compared to 40k?
>>529634005yeah but it's not the same, if everyone is able to run with the most meta optimized gear then might as well make it free
35ยฐC .... too hot...to ...play....
>>529632969Aurochs are extinct i cant be in them
>>529631804BL3's gameplay loop is nowhere near as good. I cant play that shit for more than an hour.
>>529634085chaos is apparently super duper powerful because the authors are hacks. The most gifted ones are probably lizardmen because the giant froggies are the closest to the old ones, then the Elves then the skavens then the Dawis then the humans.
>>529632140those suggestions suck shut up
>>529633791>helldiver boltgun
>>529634052and how do you activate the secret hard mode?
>>529634594It's a secret.
>>529634681so the hard part is activating it, I see
>>529634594You ring some bells in specific parts of the map. It's not as hard as most of the martyr's skulls but it's the same flavor of "you have to watch how to do this on youtube."
>>529634839Yes buddy, the fight is a cakewalk, do it, you'll see...
>>529632470you replied as slowly as you play
>>529634071>why do "people" like this even play co-op games?Beats me. It was some German clan autist, so chances are he's playing for some dick measuring contest with his other clan faggots and ammo dumping to post scoreboards or whatever.
He had no title, so I hope he was going for auric storm survivor and this ruined it. He sure played like one.
>>529634839Pretty much yeah.
>do input puzzle on inferno>dogshit teammates don't protect me>the dog does>....>mfw 4DAWG missionI'll miss 4Dawg walk in the park once everyone has ground out all the cheevos...
>>529634594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWQFObbNPE
>>529634085For the most part yes. Iโm too tired to write up a comprehensive list of all them and ranking them but I can do it when I wake up. Generally though Fantasy followed the same formula of 40k where there wasnโt necessarily any one clear cut top dog because they all have/had strengths and weaknesses and arenโt always operating at their max strength for whatever reasons. The Slann and Chaos Gods are the two top dogs in WHF though, the former of which would be alpha+ level psykers in 40k easily, a number of other magic users and higher tier characters would fit into 40k just fine as funny as it is to think about it, but overall yeah, the setting is confined to one planet, so thereโs no whole Exterminatus type stuff or something going on. Much more toned down scale wise.
Ogryn is so fucking easy in comparison to all other classes, even arbeetsu imo.
>>529635360Even arbitties? They're in the same ballpark imo.
>>529635360It's true. Ogryns are like the Seeker in Harry Potter. It's the class created so that turboshitters can think they're useful to the team.
>>529635495NTA but between how ogryn can literally play just LMB button mash, and how arbites has traps like lone wolf castigator's stance "builds" and a meme keystone, I can see how some in this thread might think that.
>>529634052is it still the hardest? didn't they nerf the secret mode somewhere down the line?
>>529634085itโs generally agreed that if all the Skaven were to put aside their backstabbing self sabotaging ways for a little while and worked together they would steamroll every other faction with their sheer numbers (hundreds of millions/billions), and they more or less did start working together in the end times and thatโs more or less exactly what happened.
is FOTF/Martyrdom Zealot any good in high level havocs?
>>529635678Nah not nerfed but the ogryn/arbites powercreep really helped. Still the hardest challenge imo
>>529634085>what does the hierarchy of factions look like in Warhammer Fantasy?This is kinda like asking which guard regiment is the strongest.
It's obviously Cadia and the high elves, the guys holding back the second strongest faction, chaos, for a thousand years.
>>529635757sweet. getting this shit with cope gee anons was some of the most fun I had in Dorktide. I'm weating that badge with pride.
>>529635604Why don't you like castigators stance? It's a pretty good panic button in my experience.
I'm a Havoclet. In that I've never done it.
I have 800 hours.
>>529635861>some of the most fun I had in Dorktideindeed, did it with friends and it was hard enough we had a lot of fun doing it.
>>529635726They have a solid boss obliteration niche.
Does anyone know if gunner damage resistance curios stack with block cost reduction?
>>529635958why would these two interact?
>"scoreboard mod is not toxic!"
>mentions scoreboard as soon as someone in the team do a slight fuckup
>>529635958Pretty sure the block cost is based on the stagger value of the attack, not damage.
>>529636290So true. Youโre spitting facts with this one.
>>529634232Grow a backbone thatโs nothing
>Leveling maul and shield
>Makes you slow as shit
>Takes up half the screen
I don't get it man. This weapon sucks.
>>529636691Use a ranged weapon that runs fast, idiot
>>529636686I'm sure in countries like India or Indonesia it's nothing, but in civilized countries we're not used to that.
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>>529634232The heat levels are well within acceptable parameters. Continue your mission, varlet
>>529636691>makes you virtually unkillable in melee>makes you virtually unkillable at rangeyeah it sucks
Just had 5 players leave the game as soon as they went down. Sometimes while I'm in picking them up.
Fucking spineless cowards.
>>529635170holy cringe
I hate when developers do shit with oddly specific activation conditions like this and then "leak" it to their cocksucking "influencers"
kinda reminds me how their cms were shilling arbites itt before it was even revealed to be an arbites class and everyone was memeing about good old pox hound
>>529636995It wasn't leaked to influencers. People figured it out before it hit the youtube slop machine.
>>529636825Hadron my auto penis-milking machine isn't working properly. I need you to take a look at it. Also I haven't cleaned it since the last time it was used.
>>529636995There is literally a code on the wall which tells you which bells to ring
>>529635869A pretty good panic button for getting a res off, and the cope of doing puzzles while under ranged fire. That's it. It has a massive cooldown, and is only actually truly useful for trading fire with gunners (unnecessary) and reloading your bolter (why are you sniping and not mashing faces?)
Break the line makes you unbeatable in melee, instantly interrupts mutants before they can throw your teammate into fire, breaks bulwarks, gives you a massive damage boost, lets you charge through fire, is a general mobility tool with a short cooldown, and the list goes on. Castigator's stance is a trap and a crutch, if you can't win melee fights, you suck at the game. Most of the reactive situations where it's actually great in, you can have never occur by proactively shoving your maul up everyone's ass.
>>529637154Major Morrow, kindly remind your subordinates that the grox milker in the reliquary is not approved for personal use.
I have submitted the request forms for the servitorization of the offending units.
>>529636995there's a steam guide if you can't stand jewtubers, or one here which already has done it can help you because you can skip straight to the bosses
>>529636825Hadron this guy keeps asking for access to the reactors and 20 human hearts should I give him what he wants?
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So im currently grinding havoc ranks and its a bit boring, 22 atm
What exactly changes as you go higher up? Im already getting 1-2 boss spawns every few dozen meters progressed
>>529638765https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903
TL;DR: More punishing stat penalties, more punishing enemy stat buffs, more boss spawns, fading light II
>>529636940I don't get it. I love to die in aurics, means I'm playing the fun way. Also makes the game more fun for my teammates and I get to watch them struggle for a bit.
>>529638765Doubled that, more shit to kill, more time to waste and less resources available to you
>>529638229This unit has 2 minidrills on his fine work mechadendrite, while mechanicus regulations clearly only allow one. He is in violation of our sacred code. He may not access the reactor and show him to the tissue cloning vats. If he wants those hearts he can grow them himself.
>>529638903Elucidate me, oh great and venerable chastity-stance-sama. I kneel, I kiss and WORSHIP the ground you walk on so that you may offer the faintest shred of insight.
what point is there in playing higher difficulty shit if you can just craft anything you would want? Are there any rewards for that?
>>529637765If you're arguing that Break the Line is so much better than Castigators, then logically it's more of a crutch than Castigators. Meaning you can do better with less skill. So this is pretty much a self own on your part.
And no you don't get to pretend pressing F every 12 seconds takes skill.
The whole class is overtuned. If you're playing it, you're playing with a crutches no matter what you do so shut the fuck up and have fun.
>>529635069Literally my first post itt
>>529639119killing lots of heretics. this is not a looter shooter, it's a co-op shooter.
>>529639143>immediately retorts with non-argumentsI accept your concession.
>>529639119Recolored penance battlepass cosmetics, more challenging gameplay than the mission board can offer and bragging rights.
That's about it.
>>529639119>what point is there in playing higher difficulty...?The joy of challenge.
>>529639119Fun is the reward. But it's ok to have fun in Malice. It's all about fun.
>>529639119It's just so you can flex your havoc rank. That's it.
Some people find the difficulty fun. I don't particularly find it fun, but I got to 40 just so I could shit on it without some fag questioning me. Too much screen pollution. The games sound coding shit can't handle that many enemies and shit going on too, so you'll end up tanking a Burster or two from time to time at the worst point because you literally cannot hear them.
>>529639209I wish I didn't have trouble surviving while running Exec Stance. It's so fun.
>>529639218It's a an argument that directly addresses what you said. You're throwing stones from a glass house.
>>529639218The difference between us is that you play like a pussy and fatfinger your ability when you panic
And I use my ability to beat the shit out of a room full of gunners mixed with maulers while my teammates watch with ave and clean up the crumbs
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>>529639038Ma'am I told him that and he summoned a techno-chaos abomination.
Ma'am I'm scared.
>>529639119It's an ancient ritual of beating the challenge, you wouldn't understand
>>529638849>>529638897Ah, looks like the worst offender is simply fading light 2 ignoring the spawn reduction when people go down
That and the attack speed buffs, thats gonna fuck with my muscle memory
So i assume dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain point?
>>529639920>So i assume dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain point?It still mostly is, it just depends on how many gunners there are, and whether there's a reaper mixed in there sharting out a constant barrage at you. The timing is extremely tight, and you will take toughness chip, but I manage even on my 50 toughness zealot.
It's just obviously safer to always be in piss toughness and ideally behind a bubble when there's lots of gunners, and you should ideally have a dedicated gunner sniper in the team.
>>529596305>Karl Franz been real quiet since this dropped
>>529639551Calm yourself initiate. I am aware that your emotional cortex has not yet been removed, but that's no excuse for panic. It's just a big... spiky... servitor. Go find the off switch, turn it off and tell that tech-priest he'll be in deep trouble once I'm done fixing this relic grox milker.
>>529607278You see what they look like? Nurglites are already falling apart as is.
>>529640104Im playing the new OP class so im taking all the roles already
On a serious note, i usually only engage groups in melee if im already decently close or have a dash ready, Reapers being a problem for once sounds fun, usually theyre just free elite kills
>>529639119... fun, the entire point of playing any video game. Are you slow?
>>529640859fun is subjective, nice projection though
>>529632784I'll confess I'm guitly of being a greedy shotgun Arby because:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0h0HulnyQ
But dear god I am nowhere that level of selfish. It's a CO-OP game. I'm going to try to save and help and ping resources because, duh. That said I'd try to be mindful about ammo and the rest of the team, hence the pinging. If I can pick between a small ammo and a big ammo, I'll take the small one unless I can get away with the latter. Ammo crates are ALWAYS priority pickup.
>>529640985Take the B rating like a man and try again.
>>529630209>>529629989lmao I haven't played Havoc once since doing the last challenge
at this point they should just combine executioner stance and stealth together to make it somewhat usable, and give vet new ability
Just tried for the super secret hard mode.
I forgot how many times you're meant to ring the bells and the music drowned out the audiocue if it did play. In addition me and the team choked on the twins so I'll probably have to do it again.
>>529634085In terms of most powerful, the Skaven, if they stopped attacking each other and were more competent, are Rat Nazis with machine guns, vehicles, trains, powerful sniper rifles, and NUKES. If Chaos didn't win out in the End Times, the Skaven would have.
Alright, so the looting in darktide is obsolete and you can craft everything, that sucks. But is the teamwork important in this game? If I played with randoms, can I buff them up in some way? And can I expect them to buff me up too?
If there are abilities that affect my teammates then maybe I'll get this game despite the sloppy gear getting
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>hard stuckie havoc 28
>finally get accepted in 40
>we just walk through it pretty low diff
Me on the far right. I don't know why I'm upset about a coop game requiring non-retarded teammates. I hate being stuck in shitter hell and having to carry everyone every game just to watch them fail. Havoc 40 is baby mode
>>529641517No because you need 2 people for a private match
>>529637814>>529640301Hadron should clean a used milking machine with her remaining human tongue, or more likely a replacement taste appendage.
Like those doujins where a milf shoves her tongue in a used onahole.
>>529641496You are a fucking annoying faggot, frankly desu, stop with "gear bad" baiting.
If you require super specific checklist to enjoy the game, then you should do your own research.
>>529641206Assuming we want Executioner stance to be "the shooting F"
>instantly reload gun on button press (like looger)>increase rate of fire>increase reload speed>increase cleaveSome combination of the above, with or without extra augment nodes depending on numbers.
The veteran should be able to gunmaxx. Right now it's more like a grenade + utility class, that happesn to have a plasma gun.
>>529640915>why should I play the game>"because it's fun">YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, FUN IS SUBJECTIVE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A UNIQUE DEFINITION OF FUN, YOU'RE PROJECTING okay then go stare at lone poxwalkers that deal 1 damage in malice if you find that fun, no one is stopping you
>>529642008Why are you arguing with someone that doesn't understand the fundamental concept of challenging oneself and displaying one's trophies? He's either baiting, or has too much estrogen in his blood stream.
>>529641496I don't know what you mean by "looting is obsolete". Looting during the mission is crucial to get consumables and extra resources used for crafting.
Teamwork is very important in this game. And yes there are many different active and passive buffs between teammates. That's why sticking together is almost always the best course of action. With rare exceptions. Because with enough buffs shared between the teammates, you can overcome all kinds of bullshit.
>>529639497Arbites use psykers, though.
>>529642753doesn't mean they like them
>>529642753And? So does the Imperium.
>>529595971Darktide is by far the best coopper-game, though.
>>529642753I use Adobe products and I fucking hate Adobe.
But it's a little bit funny because I recognize some of the materials used in Darktide from Substance Painter.
>>529642143What fucking trophies? Your ASS that everyone else has? Your penance cosmetics that can be farmed on Heresy? Your Orthus Offensive Damnation icon?
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>>529636791I wouldnโt know about those places, I live in the richest and most civilized nation in my region, I guess if your definition of civilized counties is limp wristed pansies who canโt handle some mild heat that checks out
>>529642939The fact that you didn't even consider True Survivor to be possible says more about yourself than I possibly could.
>>529642939holy fucking estrogen. maybe you should stay in malice...
>>529643019Gotta be honest, I never touched Havoc and I forgot it even existed. Thought true survivor was some shitty version of ASS.
>>529642990>I live in the richest and most civilized nation in my regionRichest region in Goatfuckeristan.
>>529642403Im asking about the teamwork because it wasn't unusual in Vermintide for randoms to just rush through the mission solo which was rather boring
>>529642008>>529642143I could argue with you but there is no point, you are too simple minded for that
>>529641875sorry for asking questions I guess?
>>529643065you aren't even responding to me in this post, as I said, you are too low IQ for any meaningful discussion
>>529643130Confession accepted. You've now earned the right to atone for your sins.
>>529639497>horny sexy Psyker girl wanting Arbitrator dick and him reluctantly giving inHot
>>529643159not reading your soibabble. Stay in malice, that's your home.
>it's a orthus offensive on any difficulty past heresy with just bots at the beginning episode
>>529641496co op aspects are:
>sticking together for auras and coherency bonuses to apply>saving allies from disablers>killing enemies your teammates may not be equipped to deal with>covering teammates while they do objectives (terminals and carrying stuff, usually)>some active abilities that help allies (Vet shout pushes back enemies and gives a lot of Toughness, Zealot replenishes toughness and staggers enemies in a wide area, Psyker can deploy force shields that protect from enemy fire, Ogryn can taunt enemies to relieve allies)Other than that it's just shooting enemies together.
Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you want.
>>529636954Unironically, probably. At the very least we know theyโre killing machines. Not sure what other quality they could have besides maybe being able to jump 50 feet in the air and climb up walls and ceilings
>>529643159Teamwork is important, but it's not required on lower difficulties. So if you play on easy/medium you're gonna find a few speedrunners here and there. But once you get into the real part of the game most teams stick together in order to share buffs. In the so called endgame, splitting up = wipe.
>>529643159>I could argue with you but there is no pointExactly my point. It's a masculine thing, you wouldn't get it, sissy.
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>>529643365I shudder to think what the Felinids would look like considering how fucking ugly the rejects are.
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>>529643323>Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you want.NTA but there's something appealing about beating some hard fucking shit and getting really cool weapon or something from it.
>>529641514Co-op game or not it's kinda shit design that it's this team reliant. No fun to pub it
>>529643521Yea I get that, but that's an RPG kind of thing, not a co-op shooter mechanic. It just doesn't happen in the genre.
>>529643323alright thanks
>Also I cannot comprehend why you'd prefer looting over crafting the toys you wantSome people, like me, like the dopamine you get when you get a good drop. Also if you can craft everything you want, it just ends up in you rolling a good base for a few minutes and everyone playing the same meta shit. I think the more RNG there is in a game, the better (depends in which departments though, and looting gear is definitely the most fun one). Also, I just like grinding shit in games. Even in Terraria I'd grind some events for the fun drops, which are completely optional and you can finish the game without them.
>>529643409That's what I was looking for with my question, thanks a lot anon.
>>529643686poor beastgirl, she deserved better.
>>529643153Try closer to the Atlantic Ocean ;)
Lots of perks out here
>>529641496>Alright, so the looting in darktide is obsolete and you can craft everything, that sucks.You want to spend days of playtime waiting for the slot machine to give you decent gear like in PoE2? In Darktide, you 'loot' materials in missions, you use the materials to craft whatever you want. It's simple, it works. No bs hamster wheel slot machine for cattle so you can get to the gameplay. Darktide's fun is in the actual mechanical gameplay, not with gears, looting, or rng rolling. You are in the wrong game if that's what you want.
>But is the teamwork important in this game?In Havoc, yes. In Snorics, it can be. Depends on the Director seed and mods. You at the minimum have to work together for checkpoints, some objectives, and escaping (as in, literally can't complete a stage). The more realistic level is you should know how to assist and save your teammates and how to play with them. You don't have to hug their ballsacks, no.
>break the line turns off the chainsword rev mode
annoying
>>529643686>abhumans>also a random zesty aah coked out negro psyker
>>529643754You're not welcome in my video game, or my general. Go play some gacha slop or whatever else feeds your gambling addiction. I don't want loot-obsessed retards that scour every corner for 10 plasteel. Fuck off, addle-brained retard.
>>529634085On average, Iโm betting on the Tomb Kings. Theyโre the Necron analogue and come complete with a pretty absurd amount of magic and weaponry, and their top two units in the form of Nagash and Settra are monsters. I also feel a lot of people sleep on the Ogres.
>>529641402They are pretty competent though. Not always but surprisingly so for a race thatโs biologically compelled to treachery
>>529643686>>529643779>some dipshit actually went through the effort of crafting a burning iron that says "GROX CUM BAG"
>>529643804WTF Atlantis is real??? Is it truly in Bermuda Triangle?
>>529643754I'm looking forward to seeing you in game, friend :)
>>529643965>abhuman in a group of abhumansWhat's the issue?
>>529643804Try learning some English too ;)
>>529643965>aahWhy do zoomoids do this?
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>>529643754That's perfectly fine but you're in the wrong genre for that. You want looter shooters like Borderlands, or Shadow Warrior 2. Co-op games don't do that because they intend for the fun part to be the gameplay itself, not the rewards you get for it because that turns the gameplay into work.
>>529643686how come the retarded dwarf with hands for feet, the catgirl, and the batgirl, are all treated nicely. But the goal girl is abused? Why? They're all freaks. This is just racism against goats in particular.
>>529644208it's a meme, Batman
>>529644230James Worshop hates beastmen.
>>529643892There are 2 options
1) you can beat the missions with suboptimal gear, meaning that the looting part is not detrimental to the gameplay and is just another layer of rewarding you for playing the game
2) you need top tier meta gear to beat the missions which means that the game's balance is shit and the rng drops were just a random addition completely incompatible with the gameplay
Anyway, I'd prefer a system which satisfies both sides (or doesn't satisfy either). So you can roll a base but the blessings/perks aren't modifiable (1 of them is modifiable and the other isn't, I haven't played the game so I dont know which would be more impactful). This would make it so getting a good drop from a mission could matter, but you can still change the shitty parts.
>>529643969it's not your game nor your general, you are a normalfag who wants to spam left click on hordes of shitty mobs, stop responding to me
>>529644229Eh, I'm looking for a combination of both. I like having auras and active abilities that impact me and my fellow teammates but also the aspect of grinding for good gear
>>529644258No, its glorified Ebonics you fucking nigger..
>>529644047You have to admire the dedication
>>529644145Kek
>>529644230Goats suck and you know it. Thatโs why Fantasy has them as hyper rapist cannibals.
>>529644416>who wants to spam left click on hordes of shitty mobsJust the fact that you think this way means you should stay far the fuck away from darktide.
>>529642008He didn't say that.
>>529644562get Ebonic plague and die, cunt
>>529643754Ignore that other guy. I am the mayor of /coopg/ and you are welcome in my video game and my general and may continue to ask whatever you please
>>529644723I didn't vote for you.
/spit
>>529644053Yes. You should come visit :)
>>529644180Stop dicking around lol
>>529644637You can keep responding to me, but I'm not going to take your posts into consideration, just to make it clear
>>529634085lizardmen have the slann who are gods not even chaos could kill so them probably (literally one of them willed themselves back to life after being killed)
>>529644208Goofy ahh reply, mang.
>>529644748Guards, arrest this man
>>529644918He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio
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What does this hazard warning on the side of my bolt pistol mean?
My last achievement, never bothered about it because I didn't want to drop my difficulty. I am going to try for it now while levelling Arbites with randoms. Wish me luck
>>529643323>>some active abilities that help allies (Vet shout pushes back enemies and gives a lot of Toughness, Zealot replenishes toughness and staggers enemies in a wide area, Psyker can deploy force shields that protect from enemy fire, Ogryn can taunt enemies to relieve allies)And Arby's floating speaker regens toughness and weakens enemies.
>>529645210zealot (vermintide)
>>529645210Arbitrator with break the line, or zealot with FotF
Both have beat sticks. Arby's has better beat sticks.
Do you actually like Darktide? There feels like there's barely anything to do after you max out the classes
>>529643686I like this guy's art but I loathe that he draws Orks like weird giant monkey things with extended teeth. They're big silly gits not apes.
>>529643517Gimme the one on the right.
>>529643686Yeah. I'm thinking beastgirl wife that gets mating pressed every night.
>>529644045>I also feel a lot of people sleep on the Ogres.Because they're tribal nomads that only care for meat and money and are your average Northerner.
>>529645405>he cannot wrap his head around the concept of playing a game for fun without needing some bullshit Skinner box mechanics to string you along
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>>529644416> So you can roll a base but the blessings/perks aren't modifiable (1 of them is modifiable and the other isn't, I haven't played the game so I dont know which would be more impactful).This is bait. It has to be.
That's more or less how the crafting system worked before the crafting update. You could modify a maximum of two out of four things on a weapon, that's how I remember it at least, my mind has rightfully suppressed my memory of those times. The stat distribution rolls were a whole shit ton worse too.
A large majority of players agree that the new system is better.
Please do not suggest the return of Hadron and Brunts custom CBT course ever again.
>>529645180That's how I've got it, you need to do like 4 on malice and 5 on damnation to progress the difficulty unlocks, so it line up nicely. Class is unkillable at that stage, stay away from ledges tho, ppl love to shoot pox walkers near you at these stages. There is a penance for doing 15 in a row too
>>529645737THE LEGS IS THE LEGS.
>>529645729the game doesn't feel fun when it's the exact same maps over and over again
Doesn't help some of the maps I just outright despise
the weapons are fun but that's it really, half the talents feel lackluster
>>529644562>glorified EbonicsRetard.
It's zoomer-brand censored language to avoid being shadowbanned on jewtube and chinktok.
t. 21 y.o zoomer
>>529645892you should play havoc it has way more maps. thats why people keep saying havoc is the games real core
>>529646053>havoc has way more mapsbait or real? I already uninstalled darktide
>>529645780And why is it a bad thing that you have to play with not 100% optimal meta shit? this system of just buying a weapon over and over again to get a good roll is literally fucking pathetic. It's supposed to be a "didn't get a cool drop? check the store, maybe you will be lucky here" but in Darktide it's "just keep rebuying this shit until you get the good stat distribution lmao". How on earth is that a good thing? Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogether
Also, why can't you roll a 100% damage thingy? if max is 80% then what's even the point of all that? this playerbase seems to be the most retarded consoooming cattle I've seen so far, outside of blizzard fans
>>529646045unc really thought he did something
>>529646192Bait, havoc has less maps than the regular mission board. Both rotate but havoc has less maps in its rotation pool.
>>529646226This has got to be bait.
>>529646358>both rotateelaborate
>>529645856I did this joke last thread and got no replies, not fair
>>529646428It's okay, princess. I thought it was funny.
>>529646385>not parroting the same reddit normalfag talking points got to be baitmaybe I'll get this game, maybe not, it's not the perfect game of mine but maybe it will suffice, but I definitely don't want to have anything to do with the subhuman "community" surrounding this game. Even this general feels like an extention of reddit with people hostile to any discussion outside of the approved by the majority stuff. Sad that all the co-op games need to be complete slop for the normalfags to spend an hour or two after work
>>529646226>And why is it a bad thing that you have to play with not 100% optimal meta shit?Where did I say that?
>Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogetherWould be for the best, bit it's far too late for that now.
>Also, why can't you roll a 100% damage thingy?Planned future content, but fartshark is slow and also got bogged down being forced to go back and fix everything other than the core combat, and some of that too now that I think about it.
> this playerbase seems to be the most retarded consoooming cattle I've seen so farIt's on the higher end for sure.
>>529646385probably
>check corners
>no one there
>turn around to fight the horde
>back attack sfx
WHERE
>>529646226>Might as well make every weapon have fixed stats and remove the RNG altogethereveryone wants this, only Fatshark thinks the rng is anything but pointless busywork
The entire rework crafting system is just an elaborate way to waste peoples time with pointless menu
>yeah you can turn dockets into mastery... but you have to go through 4 different menus to do it!>yeah you can max out your weapon... but you still have to buy an rng one until you got the distro you want and then hold empower for a minute>yeah you can pick your blessings... but you have to click each 4 times in the mastery menu first lolThe entire system is one dogshit big waste of time, and not in an interesting, grind-it-out kinda way, just in an uninteresting retarded busywork type of way
>>529645073I don't think anyone's deciphered what AdMech hazard warning signs mean. If something's official, it's not.
Except some have half the cog covered, and that seems like radioactive half-life to me.
Is it called "The Hourglass" because it takes a fucking hour to complete and is the worst mission in the entire game?
>>529646468the mission board does not rotate, it always can roll any map
only havoc has a limited map pool
>>529646964"Hourglass" is the precinct name, you must be refering Excise Vault Spireside-13
>>529647073As much as I appreciate the mission names being fully in universe I can never fucking remember that imperial mumbo jumbo.
>>529647073You are correct
rats are way more soulful enemies then zombies with extra lore
>>529647691Yes. We need jeanstealer cults pronto.
>>529647691Rats are the whole reason vermintide is a lot more memorable than darktide. Darktide comes close only with scab flamer voicelines and some of the more retarded ogryn dialogue
>Abhumans? Hate em, meself.
>>529647037>the mission board does not rotateIt rotates old missions out about every 30 minutes and rotates a new one in.
>>529648106bwo your ubersreki 5?
>>529646358Wait then why do people say Havoc is the core of the game? Sounds more like a side game mode
>>529646423Observe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkxupwbFLk
>>529648279I mean they're cool but let's be honest if the enemies were just northlanders they wouldn't be half as memorable. The rats allow them to be more fun
>>529647229As long as you remember the layman terms you are fine.
It's what I remember as well mostly. Only map I call by its actual code name is Warren 6-19, it's the mission where you go into the carnival, find the drug den and then gather some intel and after that you destroy.
>>529648106>crushers still only silently grunt when attacking you>do a stupid fucking dance before caving your skull in(they never hit)>not even sure if maulers talk or I gaslighted myself into thinking they do>meanwhile chaos warriors have various memorable voice lines>they WILL hit you with a sliding overhead before you even know what's going onWhat a fucking downgrade
>>529648395I agree and disagree
I'm really fond of Bardin and Saltzpyre, and I think they would be as cool no matter the enemy
>Havoc 40 trying to enter my Havoc 40? DECLINED.
>get on another lobby
>finish 40 minute mission
>he's still sitting there with only 1 other player still on the same assignment
??? what fucking standards does he have
>>529648850maybe assembling his friend group
>>529648280Only people who say that are jewtubers, trolls and retards. But it is mainly youtubers.
Jewtubers say it because they are all bunch of faggots who love to shill Havoc because they are all on Fatshark's pay roll, and most of the youtubers are genuinely out of touch with how most people actually play this game.
Youtubers most of the time run games in premades over voicechat with other 'tubers.
>>529648826>ghgmgmgh sideways stairs
>>529648850Was he level 3000 and the other guy level 2000? Truelevel elitists exist and they have some of the most intense autism imaginable.
>>529648554>can only remembers yelling "CRUSH YOU" sometimes>check youtube for mauler lines >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPJm2llaRwQ>there's so much and the voice work is goodIs the sound mixing just horrendous so we can't hear them, or were those lines fucking cut from the game?
>>529649062Kinda dumb considering I see people with hundreds of truelevels who don't seem to remmember how to play the game.
>>529648926I honestly believe that Havoc might be the worst gamemode Obese Megalodon ever made, possibly with a exception of Versus cuz I've never played it. Fucking Weaves were better than this shit, even fucking Snoretis Trials don't annoy me as much, because everyone shits on them but when it comes to Havoc you have retards defending it with their lives.
Hello anons, I am new, I just completed my first Auric Maelstrom. It was pretty fun, a little difficult.
I only had two issues, it seems like sound is bugged or something? Pox Bursters stopped making sound entirely, and I got thrown off a bridge and died because of it. And later I saw it happen to all of my teammates, so I guess it's a global problem and not just me.
And secondly, it was really hard to see when things got hectic, several dozen different area effects basically just meant I was relying entirely on my Execution Order to see through things.
I tried to join Havocs but I kept getting kicked. For like 30 minutes. So I guess this is as far as I'm going.
>>529649135I think it's a bit that they're too quiet and a bit that they tend to be lost in the utter mess of noise since on higher difficulties they're only ever coming in groups.
>>529649135The sound mixing is indeed complete and utter dogshit.
>>529649135>all those alerted linesI swear to God that normal flak mace dudes say the same shit.
PvZ Garden Warfare 2 is a better coop game than dorktide
>>529649229>it seems like sound is bugged or something?It is, fatshark are fucking retards and can't get audio channels to work correctly. They are also fucking retards for not assigning correct audio channel priority to things that are important. They are also retards for having designed the engine to support at most a dozen specials at any one time, and then scaling difficulty exclusively based on introducing SEVERAL dozen enemies at once, each of which populate the sound channels all on their own, so if you have 4-5 bursters, the game audio legitimately dies. It's an engine issue.
>getting cliffed by burstersThe game is also full of retards who still don't know how they function, and that you are supposed to push them away then dodge back. Many just shoot them, including in teammates' faces.
>I tried to join Havocs but I kept getting kicked.That's because aurics or maelstroms put you in the 17-20 or whatever bracket, and havoc 20-30 is the hardstuck gigashitter range and I wouldn't accept you either based on that prejudice. Host your own games, more or less.
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>>529649186I prefer weaves purely on the basis that they didn't pretend weaves is now the main endgame. They still made cata challenging and fun. The people who really wanted to could also download one of those tranny DWONS mods where only very specific meta setups were viable. 0 dev time wasted on Fatsharks end.
For this game Fatshark wastes an incredible amount of dev time for the shitty DWONS dogshit mode that only like 20 people actually play with eachother and enjoy, and they neglect any and all balancing for the main game mission board because "just go play the shitty side game mode Havoc if you want to actually risk losing ever hehehe"
>>529649326Pretty sure the flak melees use the same lines as shooters, which do seem similiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbg3ygu5e20
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>>529649539THE DECAY CONSUUUUUUUUMES
>>529649135>Is the sound mixing just horrendous so we can't hear themIt's 99% this. There was one patch they fixed soundmixing and you could actually hear crushers say their lines and stomp towards you, it was just like chaos warriors in VT2.
The fucked up part? They reverted it because the same patch also broke special sounds completely. It was that notorious silent burster/trapper patch where every second special was silent, without exaggeration.
They somehow can't figure it out for Darktide. Competence left the company
>>529649520>That's because aurics or maelstroms put you in the 17-20 or whatever bracket, and havoc 20-30 is the hardstuck gigashitter range and I wouldn't accept you either based on that prejudice. Host your own games, more or less.That's fine, I guess. But nah, I'll probably just stick to Quickplay Aurics or Maelstroms. I really don't like group meta stuff. I did that for years in WoW and I'm tired of those sorts of people. I'm okay being a casual shitter.
>>529649229Sound issues, game can't handle so many units existing and making noise at the same time at higher difficulties. I've got yoinked by 2 trappers in the same mission without any sound queue during hoards. It is what it is sadly, get used to developers fixing and improving things at a continent drift pace, while gaslighting you.
god I want to fuck a beastwoman wife
>>529643754>I think the more RNG there is in a game, the betterYou would have loved the older system. Keep in mind you got 800 plasteel, 300 diamantine and 30'000 to 80'000 ordo dockets per auric game (25-40 minutes).
1. Find a 470+ base weapon (200'000 to 500'000 ordo dockets)
2. Does it have a decent stat distribution?
3. Upgrade it to green (~150 plasteel). Does it have an ok perk at an ok level?
4. Upgrade it to blue (~200 plasteel). Does it have the right blessing at the right level?
5. Upgrade it to purple (~350 plasteel, ~125 diamantine). Is the second perk fine?
6. Upgrade it to orange (~600 plasteel, ~300 diamantine). Are you satisfied with the second blessing? Did you beat the odds and got a decent weapon despite the 10 layers of RNG?
If at any point the answer is no, go back to step 1. Not all is lost though! You can change 2 perk/blessing per weapon so keep rolling the dice :)
Of course two jokers is a bit too generous without caveats. You have to find and sacrifice a blessing first before being able to apply it to other weapons. Ah, I mean specific levels of a blessing. Yes the 4 different levels (usually. There are blessings exclusive to certain levels. You will not roll manstopper).
>>529649062I don't remember. But yeah caring this much about building a superteam when you literally cannot lose the rank is genuinely mentally ill.
any coop games you want to recommend anons?
>>529649592Yeah this game doesn't really have a Cata equivalent and it sucks. Maelstrom is just difficulty through absolutely insanse VOLUME of shit, which doesn't really work because player characters are way more powerful and generalist than in Ratclick.
>>529650254>insanseThat's what I get for trying to think without working AC.
>>529650254>Maelstrom is just difficulty through absolutely insanse VOLUME of shit, which doesn't really work because player characters are way more powerful and generalist than in Ratclick.Fully agree, also half the talent trees in this game explicitly scale off elite kills so the game literally gets easier the more shit is on your screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW7gFmRcM
>find a coop game
>looks neat
>go to steam charts
>20 players for 24 hour peak
grim
>wanted to name my arbies as "Shaggy" or something similar
>it's not allowed
zoinks scoob, i think these swedes are retarded
>>529650501It's so difficult to figure out what combinations of features and mechanics will attract the audience, keep it playing and growing.
>>529650554>>it's not allowedit's because there already is an arbiter named Shaggy
I saw them myself
>>529650554It wouldn't let me name my dog Duchess either.
>>529650000yeah, getting a perfect roll is hard so you are happy with good enough rolls. For me that's infinitely better than just crafting the perfect weapon and not having to bother with any other weapon ever again. Just get rid of any dogshit modifiers which literally noone wants
>Trappers wave in MorePiss Trials
>Team scatters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_243r5ccDA
>>529650554name then Scoob and Shag, it's a memetic parody web comic
>>529643517>>529643686>utterly beaten down abhuman girlsMore?
>>529650991>Close to a spawn door>Hear Trapper start her intro speil>Pop her right in the noggin as she spawns inAlmost felt bad.
>>529650991Lying down with Trapper-kun in bed and squeezing her back acne before brushing her greasy unwashed hair...
>>529644047Maybe he did it freehand?
>>529651252>Trapper-kun>her
>>529651375the trapper is female
I was shocked aswell don't worry
>>529651375The trapper and tox flamer are girls
>>529644047Probably has individual burning irons for each letter.
>>529648850>arbeetus tries to join a lobby that already has two arbeetuses>declinedwho could have predicted this
>>529650991>>529651376What could happen if I give her a good bath?
>>529651650She'd just dissolve.
can I post Orcs Must Die here
if yes
>what went wrong?
if no
>ok bye
>>529651376>we gave one of our soldiers a netgun instead of a real weapon, as a joke.like I won't deny she's the most dangerous disabler but that shit can't have been very useful in the trenches.
>>529651695>what went wrong?Greed, lazyness
So are kraks considered good now in havoc?
>>529651695only played 1 ling time ago
what did happen to it, weren't there 3 games?
>>529651695Didn't they microtransaction it to death?
Shame, from the premise it seemed like something I would like.
>>529651695You can post all Coop games here. Darktide and Vermintide just happen to be the most popular currently.
>>529651695Never played it but what
>>529651897 said is also what I heard
Also, yeah you can post any coop game here, it's just that ratclick and dorktide are by far the most popular ones here
>>529645180Can you leave a game and still have this count? I had to quit to run and do something but I still never went down
>>529651650It would be extremely painful.
>>529639920>dodge dancing into gunners wont be feasible at a certain pointYeah, and dodge sliding won't be as reliable, as that half second of time where you have to stand up and to perform another dodge slide is enough for the gunners to tear into you. You'll do best playing around cover, peeking to kill gunners, or better yet, using any available tools to get an advantage on them (shields, chorus, frags, dog, "kiting", talents, spawncamping, curio resistance perks, etc.)
>>529649229Maybe they didn't like your build, post it.
>>529651695The latest game moved farther away from the core formula. Leaning more on action and less on traps for more active coop play I suppose, restricting barricade building even more and making the maps being more open. Also the new characters are less endearing, but they did relent and add Max back in.
>>529651695I only played the 1st one and it was fun. Every further release seemed worse.
>>529649229Sounds don't travel between certain outside and inside sections
>>529652923This picture has the same energy as that DnD then Versus Now picture. It's literally the same special snowflake looking fags.
>>529652923jesus christ. what happened to the hot evil witch?
>>529652923Why is the cat the only appealing character at first and second glance
>>529651878As a bubblebitch flamepsyker I appreciate kraks because they're good against my biggest weaknesses: monstrosities and crusher conga lines. But some people still hate them and demand shredders.
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>>529652820Got the game because pet class and specifically, dog. So I chose pet class and then build into pet stuff. Also if I can't be pet class, then I be tank. So this class feels like it was custom made directly for me. And no, I don't hold down block. I know the shield is just another weapon.
I don't know if this is good or bad but it's been fun and I'm not changing unless it's minor optimizations. I have 1 free point, which I've been playing around with on the Block Toughness Talent or Distance. Block Toughness feels really nice for general use, but the distance thing has saved me a few times so I'm kinda flip flopping between the two constantly.
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>>529653509She got moved to the mature category
>>529653953Yeah, I'm new. But I also refuse to change because I got the game specifically to be dog man.
>>529653836Get the toughness on stagger talent. Top part of the tree, right side.
Desu seems like the issue with Firebreak is that it's overpriced for what it is
>>529654032Thats precisely why im laughing
At the very least grab the toughness on stagger, the bleed on pounce is not worth the point even on a dog build since you seem to be using the Puncture featureTM
>>529653836>Soulguilt ScanIs that even any good?
>>529654378>Bleed Pounce>Not goodIt literally doubles dog DPS.
>>529654032Don't listen to him. Bleed is good for dog.
>>529654378terrible advice
I can't imagine what it would be like to get into this IP at this point.
Shortly after I learned to read u was going through my dad's old White Dwarf magazines and decided that this was coolest shit ever for all time.
I can't imagine walking into this hobby as some limp dicked dork who calls himself a trekkie because they like the handful of good TNG episodes and maybe played starcraft once.
>>529654434+16% headshot damage. Easy to maintain. Seems fine to me.
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>>529654596>>529654615get kicked retard
i say stay out of my havocs and you have to listen, haha get fucking kicked dumbass nigger faggots
>>529654378Dog bleed is bugged and applies 16 stacks of bleed, including to the pounced target. Enough to put every squishy enemy on 1 HP and outright kill some. Good horde clearer.
>>529653836Skip the brittleness on the dog, it's an extremely small amount and really doesn't help. Maybe also drop "Target Neutralised[sic]" on the top part of the tree, it's competing with the +10% toughness on stagger hit talent, which is OP.
>>529654660i just started browsing warhammer wiki pages and found it interesting. Lots of different rabbit holes. And there's so much art to look at as well. It's interesting.
>>529654745oh no, I can't play with a brown subhuman... anyway...
>>529654378I'll grab the Toughness on Stagger.
>>529654765Is it? Okay, I'll get rid of Brittleness. That leaves me with 2 points.
>>529643954This but for the Crusher charge
>>529655025>What went wrong?they made the looting absolete to appease the normalfags
>>529655025I'm tired of using bolter
>>529654854That's the other thing, none of the other kids I had grown up with had ever heard of it. It was like a secret thing only me and my dad knew about.
Now there are five million YouTube shorts channels that read out wiki articles over some still art.
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>>529654660>see this as a kid in a store, but in a jewel case>3 discs? wtf game must be crazy good>install while reading the booklet and back cover>blown away by the cinematic>wtf there are SQUADS of units in rts is this even allowed>epic fatalities>wal;kingh tank robots>ork are funny>can kill space elves>find out about /tg/, read 1d4chanbet it's that easy still, but with modern media and warhammer steam sales
Bros is Vet easier than Zealot or am I just more attuned to it? I'm eating dirt a lot more as the Zealot.
>>529653897I shall eat her ass.
>>529651695>unchained removed from steam storeahh i love live service games, poof it's gone! fuck you! buy our stadia game!
>>529655441Yeah, vet is way comfier and flexible. You need to play way more spastic yet focused as a zealot.
>>529655096the looting was always obsolete
>>5296554011d4chan blew my fucking mind.
It's how I ended up in this dump.
>>529655441Iron Will is a huge crutch as well as shout, while Zealot being a melee focused class means you have to be good in melee, since your Until Death crutch still leaves you at low HP and has a minute long cooldown, and you are much more vulnerable to attacks bleeding through your toughness.
>>529655441i'm in the opposite boat
>>529654660>I can't imagine what it would be like to get into this IP at this point.i witnessed a failed attempt rather recently
i played SM2 at launch with a friend who had no previous interaction with the hobby, vidya or lore
he wants to learn more, what does he do? listens to horus rising, false gods and galaxy in flames because a youtuber said it was the best place to start learning the lore, then immediately gets lost and gives up because the HH books are a fucking jumbled mess of 70~ stories of marine wank at random times during the GC, HH and SoT from hundreds of PoVs
thing is, i don't even know what i would have suggested if he'd have asked me. it's too bloated these days to single out a good jumping off point
>>529656029You only read the novels if you already like the hobby.
The best literature in GW is the little one to two paragraph blurbs in the Codexs and Rule Books.
>>529655025>What went wrong?>Figure a.) Havoc 40 lobbies fill up within minutes, play 30 minute games, and likely stick together for multiple follow-up games unless there's an obvious shitter that they soft-kick by remaking.
>Figure b.)Havoc just had its seasonal reset not even two weeks ago, and a lot of people genuinely struggle to make the climb back up to 40. Many leech their way to 40 (I can't blame them) meaning even fewer actually host.
>Figure c.)You filtered exclusively for havoc 40, possibly in some dead or dead-hours server, and are making a disingenuous attempt at calling havoc 40 dead. There is at least one mentally ill faggot autistically hyperfixating on this very thing frequenting /coopg/, and there is a non-zero chance that's (You).
Pick whichever one you prefer.
>>529656029honestly the only thing that you can do is pick the thing that looks cool and start from there, almost all the media is categorized that way, or read the codex
>>529655025My region has more.
>>529655793>minute long cooldowntry 2 minutes
>>529649229People don't want more arbitres in their havocs. The moment you host a havoc lobby you get a line of arbites and for some reason veterans that apply. And idk about arbites (didn't bother to check) but vet builds are almost every time shit. I don't know ehy but getting into havoc as a psyker is the easiest, probably because there are fewer psykers because psyker is harder to play (which doesn't stop shitters from playing it so most likely a psyker in your team will die all thr time even if he has a meta build and yellow title). People also welcome ogryns, and to a lesser extent, zealots. You have good chances finding a party on any ogryn build, good shout vet build, zealot chorus build (people usually don't even look further than chorus being allocated) or any psyker that has a shield barrier.
lol twitch sent me an email saying my report against khandones was actioned and now his twitch is banned
>>529656029Unironically either Night Lords or Forges of Mars omnibus. Brothers of the Snake also is a nice, fairly short self-contained SM novel that doesn't require much knowledge about the setting to enjoy or you can just throw classic shit at him like Gaunt, Eisenhorn or Cain. Watchers of the Throne trilogy. Warhammer Crime series also has some pretty good short stories, though it wouldn't explain all that much about the setting. Vaults of Terra and Fabius Bile novels would be worth a recommendation, but they require a bit more knowledge about the setting to fully enjoy.
>>529658805>lolwhy is that funny?
>>529658805I've been going on their discord and doing ctrl+f groid, fag, kike etc and reporting each post, discord sent me two seperate emails saying my reports were actioned also
funny how these companies let you know you successfully raped someone nowadays
>>529658805fucking anti woke 4chan grifters
>>529659154some telopots orbiter, he was being a smug fag to me on the forums so I had to thieves honor him
>>529659240>gets slighted by some random fucker on Fagshart forum>ruins his twitch streaming career + tattles to DickswordGrudgeGOD.
>>529645737Assy McGee finally put some pants on.
I'm not feeling Mortis psyker at all. It's not at all ridiculously busted.
>>529658805uhhhhh
Congrats?
>>529658805>uses the crusher unironicallygood, now to nuke his youtube
>>529659934thats his old one
>>529659240>had to actually look up who the fuck telopots isso just another random tide tuber?
>>529660356What's wrong with the crusher?
>I mod because I need help ;(
>I use the nonceio aquila to support the team :)
incredibly homosexual
>I mod to increase fun
>I use the nyancio aquila to party
BASED BASED BASED
https://youtu.be/pD66YAO9-WM
>>529655441Much easier, VOC and golden toughness have pretty much infinte uptime. But Zealot has overall much more carry potential
>>529647691Three stooges with nukes what's not to love
>>529654689+16% headshot STRENGTH. It's much better.
>>529663926What does this mean exactly tho? t. retard
>>529655441How? Are you playing a fun martyrdom build? Picrel or the same but with fotf will blow a standard vet in both survivability and damage out of the water.