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Does anyone know what the funky country violin song that plays in the Club room is called?
I keep finishing 2nd with Vodka no matter what. do I need to train her differently or use a different strat? I use Late for her, if I use any other ones she finishes last lol
>>529567809I'm autoing jp uma on my phone right now while I'm in my wagie cagie.
5 supports for the mission, 4 of them speed but appearing on stamina. Took me three runs to get this done. The RNG is fucking real.
>>529562551Someone pls make a front runner with a groundwork spark...
>>529567809This is the perfect mobile game
>Got her from the 7th day mission ticket
>Tried her
>Literally zero clock used
>She won 1st place in all 19 outta 19 races
Okay, is Oguri that broken or is this a really lucky run? If only she got speed sparks this would be perfect.
So for the release missions do I just have to get lucky and hope all 5 support characters choose the same option at once?
This is my horse
my horse is amazing
Is Arima Kinen the Dark Souls of horse races?
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>>529567771 (OP)>Stay Gold - B67 W49 H68Imagine..............
>>529567901Lates need a lot of power to break from the pack don't they?
Why does everyone think that speed sparks are meta
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I wonder how the fuck her rating skyrocketted like that, is it the S in Pace? She almost got to A+
Hey JP /uma/ veterans
How do you like the thread right now? Are you happy with all us newfags barging in like we own the place?
Are you happy so many people fell in love with the honse?
Are you surprised how much everyone loves Bakushin and Urara?
Thinking about paying a chink to farm my fans for me and then I remembered /gbfg/ Beafriends danchode
>>52956784310/10
>529567809>Who the fuck plays this literal mobile first phone game on a phoneGod I love retard bait posts so much
so how does the club ranking even work? is it just scored by how active the players are on farming fans during runs?
>>5295679011st time? i swear 1st time careers are rigged to be lore accurate so you are meant to job
>>529567843I don't remember seeing this in game.
>>529568006kek the specialty boost really is pointless
>start playing
>first training of first run has 5 characters piled into guts
I thought you retards said this game was hard?
>>529567771 (OP)Post a global club i can join
>>529568081Combination of both. Oguri is one of the better horse at this point in this game but that is also a very lucky run.
>>529568139high speed sparks are good early when people have trouble building for anything that isn't front
>>529568223It's just a monthly collective total of fans earned by everyone in the club.
Everyone starts at D+ rank the first month. The ranking for the current period will end when July is over.
>>529568260nah its real trust me
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i hate it
>after losing a shit ton of races barely hit the soft cap for Stamina for Mile
>now im getting blown out for not having enough power because Late style
how do i permanently glue a horse
>>529568094the dark souls of horse racing games
>>529568223pretty much
you can go full autism by farming extra races to compete for high ranks
>>529568006same bullshit mission
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which horse should I pick if I like front hors
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Another S+ speed Bakushin run another 1 spark into guts..
>>529568185just suicide run urara
>>529568297one was posted 3 threads ago but its already full so cuties are going to need to make one now
>>529568185go date your horse, trainer-san
win 10 races at the nakadashi racecourses, huh
dont forget to claim your free 3 star pull from tournament medals JPbros
Is Gold Ship impossible without inheritances?
>>529568386>psychological horror>tranny likekys
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why does awawawawa get the edgy serious song
>>529568382There are no bad horses, only bad trainers.
So like
Do male Uma's exist? Do human parents have to always beware that their biological daughter will actually be a horse? Are human men fucking horses to produce more horses?
>>529568164the Bakushin Urara love is the exact same as when JP first started so it's just deja vu
>>529568313It's the other way around though? Speed is much easier to hit since you'll be playing 3-4 (decent) speed cards. An 18 power spark will get you to your goal without hitting it once besides speed cross training
how do you guys raise the stats so high? i can only get a b on one stat and c or d in the rest,most of the time...
The 5 supports training mission is literally impossible
>>529568094the arc de triomphe
jap horses still haven't won one (kwab)
>>529568548She is unironically suffering the most.
why are all the horses names so stupid sounding?
If any of you mention priconne again, I'm gonna use evil shinto magic to curse your career runs forever.
how would you help this child mature, /uma/?
>>529568469Someone make one so I dont have to
anyone who lives in LA near Santa Anita, your track is in the game
>>529568386I got a section in my steam sale page that was just "Horses", I thought that was pretty funny
>>529568548Because she has the purest strikes in the game.
>almost two days worth of playtime
holy fuck
Why is the game asking my age to play? Is certain content restricted if you're under 18 or something?
Damn, I wanted Maruzensky or Oguri. Is Taiki Shuttle any good? Also who do I choose from the ticket now: Oguri or Maruzensky?
>>529568514why or how is she so insanely attractive?
>>529568626ask grok or something. shut up
Did the clubs get end of month carats earlier today?
Bros are sparks completely rng? I'm tired of doing topgun runs just to get 1* wit or whatever...
Rice Shower, Rudolf or Maruzensky?
>>529568762payments
youre only allowed to spend X amount if you're under 18
good characters for the new 10 race mission?
>all speed cards on INT
At least I'm done with this shit.
I really want to be dominated by a horse girl.
So do speech options matter at all? i suspect some do and there is some rng involved. Is there a list of which one is best per support? i want to read all the options anyway but i want to know for later.
>>529568259first time playing the game yeah, but she's my 3rd uma through career.
I went Bakushin > Goldship > Vodka
>>529568762common idol outfit makes umas look like whores
>>529568573part luck part good parents and cards
Is there a tier list of horses for each distance? No idea who to run in my trials
>>529568874If you play on skip mode and it stops at an option then they matter
>>529568767she's a good dirt hors
oguri if you care about having a good parent but maruzensky is also really good
just follow your penis
>>529568762If you're below 18 you don't get the horse sex scene in the true end of the career.
>>529568762because they don't want to get sued if lil timmy spends 5000$ to pull opera o
>>529568767Taiki is unironically THE best horse for a bit if you're a sweaty tryhard.
You can get either/dickpick but Oguri is considered better overall especially if your dirt team horse is still Haru.
>>529568874of course they fucking matter the options all have different outcomes and rewards
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we fucked didnt we
>>529568821but i can only see "not enough XYZ" when i end the career
>>529568874https://gametora.com/umamusume
>>529568821>random eceleb garbo fake newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
>>529569024horse FUCKER!!!
So let me get this straight:
Kitasan Black support card is a Must Pull
But it also only activates its strongest power if you have a full set of dupes
Doesn't that make it pointless to roll as a casual since you'll be forced to borrow the full power version from a whale anyway?
>>529568652I've literally never seen this before FUARK
>>529568164I donโt hate it, it's fun to see the first year sort of on replay.
>>529568874>https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helperPut your deck and horse accordingly and you can see the result in that page.
>>529569120no because you can just MLB it with an item you get over time
>>529568710I know. Also, does anyone know any good betting sites to use? I wanna actually have a reason to visit the track.
How do i get the hot springs date!? I wanna see Winning Ticket's winning pitckets!
>>529569120pretty much
try to get one copy and slowly build it up with resources you get later instead of actually spending all your rolls on it just to end up frustrated.
>>529568573follow a whale with a great spark to inherit
follow a whale for a max dupe card to borrow
make a deck with 4 of the same type, like speed. hopefully they cooperate in the run
There's 3 years, Junior, Classic, Senior
Year 1, don't worry too much about stats, just go for the most people to stack friendship, pick choices that give energy for even more friendship chances.
Year 2 you start to focus on stats. Repeating the same type will level it up, don't spread too thin
Summer you get instant Lv5, now is the time to patch up rough bits since you can't level facilities here
Year 3 you hopefully have hit your breakpoints and can bakushin your speed.
Skills are good too.
The green ones are always active if you meet the requirement, Lv1 gives 40 to a stat, Lv2 gives 60. Pay attention. Heart or Shoe for Stam or Speed
Skills that work for a specific style/distance only are twice as good as generic always good skills.
>>529569120>bro just borrow a whale FM>bro just borrow a whale SC>bro just borrow a whale Kitasan>bro just borrow...at some point you have to get your own cards
>>529568710Wtf that's my track...
spent like like half an hour finding people to follow. fucking hell almost no one had good stamina options
>>529568514magic cunny sex
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>>529568751>>529568803thank you anons, time to go fast
>>529568562>>529569180nta, but glad you guys are enjoying it to a degree. also thanks for all the support you're giving us!
Do you guys use R cards if they have a higher Uncap level compared to SR-SRR cards?
>>529569228raffle the ticket and win
if i use a guest for legacy can i still get the 5 trainee mission with their cards? also is using a guest inefficient?
>>529569120They're selling the equivalent of grub's sunlight stone (to uncap SSR support card) that you can farm later down the line.
>>529569225I just bet on site
>>529569120even base she still has like 20% odds to trigger which isn't bad, it's just not, you know, 100% which is what makes her broken
>Next Race
>0 Turns
>"LOL you have no chance"
>Can't place above 7th
>HAHA You Lose
What the fuck?
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Right on first turn, holy fuck
>>529569202>>529569246>>529569372Okay, so if you just get one, you can promote it later with a generic card-go-up currency
If I get lucky and my 3 star dirt spark triggers during an inspiration event can my Urara get an S-rank in dirt? Is the letter grade bonus big enough to bother?
How do you reset the game's window size to default? I've resized it accidentally and it's pissing me off knowing my picture is distorted.
>>529569376https://youtu.be/k_IXzU-lnLU?si=yvMl-hb1icWDBkHE
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>>529569351if you have uncaps on SRs or above they're just flat out better
THIS DUMB FUCKING WHORE GOT TWO MIGRAINES BACK TO BACK AND TOOK 3 INFIRMARY VISITS TO HEAL JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE GOING TO THE GLUE FACTORY YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD
Do you have to beat the career to roll for the 3* spark?
Which anime mc should I pick with my voucher: Teio or Oguri?
>>529569258thanks, talking about friendships, in the last release mission, you need to activate 5 support cards at once? and is there an easy way of doing so?
>horse dating experience doesn't exis-
>>529568297/umagg/ has 2 slots open
>>529569598Are you a sweaty tryhard? Oguri.
If not, dickpick.
>>529569579No, but by completing career you have a chance to get URA spark, which also gives speed.
>>529568783She is the giga stacy of Tracen AND Tokyo racecourse
>Dubai StakesHeh, she even went to where Verxina got her first win as a grandma to show her up.
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How long until we get stories that arent just retelling the anime
>>529569660>people left us in a false hope t hat they can join the try hard onesclassic
>>529569709fuck you mean i get mine done under an hour lmao
I'm legitimately getting AGP from looking at Taiki Shuttle... she's so attractive, outgoing, and is allowed to hug and cuddle everyone. I wish that was me
>>529569610Deck of 6 speed. Bakushin and pray
>>529569483meant to say on site as in, on the track.
Where I live you get a $2 voucher and a handbook with all the races of the day, the horses, jockeys, recent records etc. to give you a better insight on who to bet
however, personally, I just bet whoever has the best/coolest name lol
okay i used the 7Day release mission ticket. Can I use the 3* selector now or will there be another 3* random pick ticket that should be used first?
>>529569434sunlight stones exist and also there's support card tickets you can trade in 10 of for a copy of a bunch of different support cards. I think those came out when the battle pass came in I'm not sure since I took a long break.
IT'S LIKE THIS NO MATTER WHAT I DO EVERY TIME
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Why some skills have circle next to them and what is Pace chaser?
>>529569797I legitimately have never watched the anime. Is the current event from the anime?
Might give it a watch sometime.
>>529569709deepening my relationship with the director should be an option
>>529569934>inneryeah it's over
>>529569746incredible stuff, thank you anon!
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>>529569669My dick wants me to do the Teio Step
>lost debut race to Sudden Attack
>>529569936it's not exactly the same but the event story is pretty similar to season 1
you should watch the anime either way it's good
How much can I upgrade a certain distance/track/running style using sparks?
My first run of Suzuka's career went perfectly fine up until the URA finals. Suddenly she didn't have enough stamina or power for it. At least she passed it the second time around, but still
>>529569507this reminds me of the gorilla feed anon
>>529569660I tried searching for umagg should I be searching for a different tag? It's not popping up.
>>529569934My Grass Wonder was the 8th favorite for every race all the way through the URA finale where I finally got 2nd
>>529570010and it's as easy as that
>>529569482Ok, found it out. Entering full screen and restarting the game will restore the windowed size by default. Now, how do you disable resizing for a specific window?
>>529569935>Why some skills have circle next to themThey have ranks. So you can buy the first rank, then you can buy the next rank. If there's no circle, it's a one-time buy.
>and what is Pace chaser?One of the 4 strategies you can set before the race.
>>529568682>ใฆใใชใชใชใช>umagg>Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak>Clover>UmaDash>Dacchis>CloverClub>HonseFun>Uma&Co>Haythere>CalumetThese are the clubs
Last few should have spots
>>529569980my relationship would be reaaaally deep if you know what im saying
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>>529569934Do you have Wet Narita? She's a speed stacked with End Skills. Skill spam and win
Are any of the 3* good for the gold ship style end running?
>>529570124Might be case sensitive or something since the exact name is /Umagg/
Try with and without the forward slashes also
If you're new like I am I seriously recommend watching a lot of youtube video guides even if you already know what it's talking about. Reading what to do is not as good as seeing it actually happen.
Speaking of spark (the gacha and not the legacy), this sparking system of this game should be more like granblue and not hoyo, right?
As in, if you get Kitasan Black card before the 200th pull, the count isn't resetting and you still can redeem it after your 200th pull for another one?
>>529570282manhattan ningen
I fucking feel like Andy Dufresne. That was a dumb mission.
>>529570282the edited out ears are as schizophrenic as her personality
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nyoooo
>>529570214i do, but i don't have that many skills..
>>529569392>>529569120What's that "strongest 100% power"? Her Specialty priority?
>>529570294Aren't youtubers usually casuals? Not very good info source.
>>529569747my sweet horsewife Daisca...
>>529570248Nothing for all three :( tried with and without slashes lowercase and uppercase
>>529570196Sakuraniku representing!!
>>529570196When these fill will there be more? I joined some random one because I assumed all the 4chan ones would be filled
>>529570314Yes, it's like granblue/priconne. It's basically Cygames' system.
They're the ones who is responsible for it anyway. Monkeygate was their doing.
i've got 340 power heading into the shuka sho with daiwa should i get Competitive Spirit or should i get something else (Up-Tempo? Preferred Position?)
>>529567843Whatโs an inury?
>>529570384I can't help but nootice that despite everyone stacking speeds for the specialty bonus NOT ONE screencap has the 5 niggas actually lining up to the speed training lmao
>>529570091anon they're all underage students even maruzensky
whomst'd've shall i reroll for?
is it mlb cards or bust?
I clicked the reroll pastebin linked from the rentry but it's just a 2021 guide on what buttons to click for EOPs in umajp
>random ticket gives me the horse I hate the most
This bitch is getting benched forever.
>>529570519I usually avoid getting 'if/then' skills unless absolutely needed. Competitive Spirit does nothing if the criteria isn't met. Not that it's bad, just situational. I always go with something that has a chance to proc every race early and then get situational later.
>>529570248Could I just give you my trainer ID?
>>529570515was anyone else here part of monkeygate? I put in like $500 before I stopped trying to get monkey
>10 (TEN) fucking lengths
Jesus Christ
How do I do the claw machine shit? I don't think I've ever come across it during career.
Also which girl has the most Nakayama racecourses?
>>529570767i got her with the free rolls and just watched from the sidelines.
only once in a lifetime do you see the internet go into a frenzy over monkey cunny.
>>5295707782 autists fighting
>>529570767i got her from free rolls and i didn't even use her, lmao
I wish there was an option for your honses to wear normal track outfits during their debut race to make it feel more immersive.
>>529570495Iโm sure more will pop up if there are stray anons. As time goes on though, and people lose interest, these clubs may get spots, but there will probably be more clubs.
>2nd in URA finals with Vodka
I'll take it, this is like the first time I've made it that far
>>529570827Took me 2 runs of Bakushin to do the nakayama mission. Make sure to run some extra races besides the main goals
>just got claw machine
>did the mission in one try
You guys are pussies.
>>529571139There is an option for that tho.
>gaslights the uma with the biggest titties to run in a swimsuit for no reason
now that's my emperor
Can support Tazuna MLB be better than support Speed card MLB if you don't care about the card's skills?
Is monkey cunny THAT good? Any pics of her cunny?
Why do all the goldship alts look like shit?
how do I make rice shower good? she doesn't seem to want to activate her skill and never does the comeback spurt even if there's room
>>529570760I'm not the danchou, but doesn't hurt to just post your id here in case he reads the thread
It's odd that it's not showing up in the search though
>>529571282Shut your mouth
>cat avatar trannies
>cunny /v/ermin
talk about lowering the threads quality
thanks globaltards
>>529571139Anon you have to be joking...
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>529571282
So it safe to use the random 3* ticket right?
The one that you can use in scout
you can get claw from the start right? or do you have to debut first for it to show up
>>529571285literally all the l*te runners suck dick thats just how it is
if you want to proc more often you need wit
>>529570556Well I got Maruzensky from the random, I'm torn between Oguri and Rudolf. Are either of them significantly hard to raise?
>>529570196which are the try hard clubs
they pretty much never add new SR's from here on out right? so no reason to save the SR ticket from today's special missions?
>>529571396They're their own banner. Why wouldn't they?
>>529567771 (OP)>don't even have their circles listedNice general globalkeks lmao
>>529571461get whoever u like more
>>529571479The full ones. Check the leaderboard.
>>529571368back to /alter/ with you JPcuck
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>not being an ironic pedophile is bait
im an expert on the matter
I am in love with the digital hors
I can't for the life of me understand why Top-Gun is so horrible. What is it that makes her so uniquely bad?
>>529571571I'm asking because there could be some future use that i dont know or some shit
>>529571461Yes, oguri is super easy mode and rudolf made me consider suicide
>>529571461Rudolph can be hard. Oguri is piss easy
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>>529567771 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>529571461I am this anon
>>529568081After playing 7 days without having even a new 2* from daily pull, playing Oguri is like playing baby mode.
we're not gonna make it, are we?
>>529571772It doesn't change so there's no point saving it.
Manhattan Cafeโs piss must be rancid
maying press agnes tachyon
>>529571585JP players said we aren't allowed in the OP
>>529571368I think cat posters are some of the worst on the site. They're basically just tripfags in denial.
>>529571592>>529571785>>529571838>>529571942Well in that case I will try my best for the emperor.
>>529572047100% of catposters are attention seeking trannies
hoyl shiti go a crane dont fuck me now
>>529571963and it's that easy
In case umagg or any club leader sees this, im a newbie so if you dont want that ignore this.
Trainer ID 895739609863
>>529572010Considering there is already 10 random clubs or some shit, half of which will die by the end of the month, yeah. Doubt there is any space left for random clubs anyway.
>>529572121Based.
>fifth urara run in a row because i don't want to make a real one with suboptimal support cards
>all speed
>not a single 5 support bond
Is there a way to generate more skill points without wasting all your actions on extra races?
>>529571523They do add new SRs every now and then. Speed SR Windy is basically a 2nd SR Sweep and comes out within ~2 months if global keeps the same accelerated schedule.
>tfw new and dumb and won with easy mode
I-I did it...
>>529571585they're all full
2 /uma/ clubs are top 10 already
>>529572245Normal training only gives you 2-5 points, anon. You need to race.
>https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-schedulerIf nothing else, this link gave you recommendation on which races you should participate and which one you shouldn't, especially for newfags.
did you know despite only making up 5% of the thread content JP gets 100% of the OP space?
I was not expecting to make her to make it this far! First run Ive managed to complete all their goals, too!
>>529572178goddamn i grabbed 5 holding hands and they all fell i got fucked
how do you get the Spe-chan uncapped Support card?
>>529570827>I don't think I've ever come across it during career.Spam dates from second (Classic) year January to April or May and then if you din't get got it, try the same in the 3rd year (Senior)
>>529572563100 bingo rolls
>>529572376are you really dumb if you managed to win?
>>529572460Sakuraniku and ใฆใใชใชใชใช. They dropped to the top 11-20 spots as of this writing though.
You can check from your club page as well for the full rankings.
>>529572478Just create post template for global and post it after the OP like what /@/ does.
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another king halo sent to the glue factory
why do gacha generals hate cunny posting
>>529572010I really doubt a JP player is making these threads.
So running late DOES work...
wtf is monkeygate, pls spoonfeed me
>>529572836People don't hate cunny posting, they hate cunny posters
obnoxious niggers
how the fuck am i meant to train my horses when this brat has been seducing me at every fucking turn
im about to snap
>>529572836they are tourists
I'm about 23k points away from getting the last copy of the event card. So close, just a little bit more...
https://youtu.be/obbMgAa-eIw
UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA UMA
>>529572678I failed with every other horse...
>>529572910No, both are extremely cancerous and /@/ is forever ruined thanks to them.
>>529572924>3 years of being teased and sexually harrassed by Mayano before you can mating press her into 10 years of pregnancies stay strong anon
>>529572836see
>>529572910. loli pussy is fine and dandy, the issue is how insanely obnoxious ironic weebs that use the word "cunny" on a constant basis are.
hahakigi it's july already, where are you, when I need you the most?!
>>529572890hope you have some spare clocks for the real game
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If the anon in picrel is (here), please confirm.
Hard to tell if this is a random or anon.
GOLSHIP JUST PUSH THEM OUT OF YOUR WAY AAAAH
>>529572910If the BA Steam Forums drama proved something is that cunny and OUH poster are 90% redditfags
I want to like this game but I cannot stand the RNG
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WIT over resting works
So what's the canon reason why people give horse like name that sound totally random to their horse daugthers?
The uma mother gets the name told to her in a dream by the goddess?
PLEASE GIVE ME MY FIVE BONDS
I JUST WANNA ROLL
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS GARBAGE
>>529572924From the anime alone I never could've guessed her personality was like this, I just knew her as "that one Teio roomate that has like 2 minutes of screentime".
>>529573340>said the bakushin playerliterally all you have to do is spam speed
Why won't Gold Ship, the fattest horse, simply not eat the other ones?
Is Highlander definitely the way to go for the Island now?
Is Creek the best Stamina card in the poverty shop or would one of the event welfares work betterโฆ
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fuck yes
I was wanting mcqueen or rice shower. I think queen is better
Selected ogre
Who do I loop for superior genes
>>529573340PUMPIN SPEED gives same if not better results.
Can I get a 1 star selector ticket? I have 3 bakushins and 3 king halos. I just want Tachyon please.
Realistically speaking if among SSR cards that aren't freebies I only got Gold City, is it possible to reach A rank on a horse with some luck and quality parents?
>>529572924why didn't she get more screentime in season 2
>your trainee will be a top contender
>place 7th
I don't get it. Is it rng? Is the green bitch retarded?
Who do I pick bros based on what I have?
I know Oguri Cap is the meme pick, but I am partial to Taiki Shuttle
>>529573540Yes to both. Highlander actually gives you good skills to use your many skill points on.
>>529573654Your horse probably just got stuck in the pack and couldn't move
>>529573250>win the other races easy peasy>the final one is the one that ALWAYS kills my golshisthis is some rigged bullshit lmao. it's only a 2k med race, why the fuck is this so difficuilt for her?
So are you supposed to eat shit with the horses the first time you play through? I guess I got a lucky fluke when I won ULA with my first choice, the others I can barely meet their goals.
>>529573654let me guess
not a front runner and started inner. got boxed in and screwed
finally beat URA finals as Rudolf after like 10 tries and getting cock blocked by arima kanen (her career goal being an ultra long race when everything else is built to medium is so annoying), probably went overboard with the stamina skills but I was so tired of her getting gassed in the last 400 meters
>>529573653Too many characters already, they had to cut somewhere.
>>529573257Is that from me posting my trainer id or is that someone else, Unsure if you were referring to me.
>>529573656Home Strech Haste is usable on everyone and easy to proc.
Nimble Navigator is good on Late and End if their position is fucked.
Ramp Up is purely for End and Late.
>>529573654watch the replay and you can literally see what happened.
Good thing I waited before using my SSR pick ticket, patientGODS rewarded yet again. Also is Maruzensky the next best option if I already have Taiki and Rice?
>>529573537There is another
>>529573340you could have rested and trained speed 3 more times instead
>>529573490you motherfuckers have said that several times for several horses and it's failed me everytime. stfu
>>529573696Thanks.
I guess itโs a good thing Iโve been stockpiling all these blue cards for 10 million years.
>>529573963My retarded nigger brother in christ, Bakushin is literally the retard horse for retarded faggots like you. One can't lose with her, not when all you have to do is focus on a single fucking stat.
>>529573735back runners are always living on the edge
>>529574071>power in Bproved yourself wrong, retarded faggot nigger
>>529573857>Home Strech Haste is usable on everyone and easy to proc.Although sometimes it'll proc at the very VERY end of the race when they're about to cross the finish line
>watch video
>HERE'S HOW TO CLEAR ULA FINALS WITH ANY UMA
>900 SPEED 900 POWER 900 STAM
no fucking shit
>>529573963As someone who just ran a career with her, this is real
>>529573963NTA but it literally just werks on Bakushin. That was how I got my first win. She's even more braindead if you already have a few B and B+ horses.
>>529573767The biggest problem right now for globalbabbies is 95% of you have really bad cards, and no stamina genes, so if an uma has a Medium and Long heavy campaign you will likely eat shit.
Plus you need to learn the general correct flow of how to play.
>>529573856It's some guy applied to the club and I have no idea if he is local anon.
>>529574201how did they get them though
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>>529573957I got her to think though
>>529574114Got a B out of it, so whatever, but it's still annoying.
>>529574147>He doesn't knowAt least you're not being subtle about being retarded.
>>529574262Ah ok, that is not me.
I thought I fucked up my trainer id
>>529574148Yeah and it sucks when it happens, but it is great when it happens early.
Nimbel Navigator is an emergency button. You should have at least one on anyone that runs in the pack.
>>529574293They don't
They just show a screenshot of the stats in MS paint whilst a still jpg of the game floats around in the background
yes, debut is a codename for losing virginity
yes, i helped her "mature"
yes, we held hands
would i do it again? absolutely
>>529574114Wait until you meet the weird dog who specializes in oiKAMI on short races despite it being incredibly disadvantaged on such short tracks and obliterates nigers and senkou hons anyway.
>2LB Fine Motion
>0LB Super Creek
>20 pulls
this one's a keeper for my rerolls, right?
I cant find any of these teams
Am I region locked?
I'm getting very tired of this game already. It seems like my runs are plateauing or getting worse.
Do I just run rice shower as a front runner? she keeps getting swarmed whenever I put her in the back
What's the rank of the JP circles here? Looking to move and I dont mind quotas.
>>529574454>cute doggo spottedi think some anon told me about her on /a/ 1-2 weeks back, so tell me more
>>529574520>no speed SRsIf you want to suffer, sure.
to get better parentages i just have to keep using horses in races with high stats, right?
>>529574602ใฆใใชใชใชใช is B+ or so.
The others are unranked shoe trading circles.
>>529573080>>529573156>>529572946What's the difference between those posters and posters who just spam porn/horny posters?
Are the trophy-less races worth anything?
>>529574071So how does one get an S rank, bakushin-anon
>>529574765>unranked shoe trading circles.what a sentence
>>529574825ask a whale
>>529574825just click speed
>>529574602What is a JP circle in global?
>>529574694I would keep it desu. You can get by with R and support speed cards for now.
>>529574147>>power in B>proved yourself wrong, retarded faggot niggertraining speed also raises Power as a side effect, you never actually click the Power button though, it's like how Wits also gives a little Speed and more Skill points as a side benefit.
>>529574520>day 7>still rerollingjfc
Do I just enhance my support cards to level 30/30? Am I missing something here?
>>529574694Speed cards are foundation of every deck.
You can try pulling on the banner with the rate-up Sweepy speed SR with your remaining pulls, or if youโre willing to grit your teeth until Kitasan comes out, just deal with it and hope for SRs while trying to luck into a bunch of Kitasan copies.
>>529573735Because it's only a med race. If you can somehow fix your URA races into long ones, then your gorushi will fuck shit up
Super Creek ideal stats to win long race?
>>529574982Yes, but 0LB SSRs arenโt great and itโs very much worth considering any SRs you have especially if theyโre LB1 or higher for priority.
Front Runers are literally the only playable horses, everything else is literally horseshit and bad designed, sasuga Cygames.
Nothing better than beating Rice Shower after she's been leading the entire race.
do you just stack 5 speed cards to try and finish the special mission today?
>>529575102this was literally the prevailing thought on JP launch too until people ran into their first properly trained Goldship in the first pvp event desu
>>529574612She wants praise and to run her own preferred way instead of more conventional strategies for the length.
LARPs as the knight of (You), her lord.
Which R cards give the best skills?
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>stamina restore if you see someone when your behind
in what situation does this even work
>>529575207And you only need a 5 stars Gold Ship with all BiS cards and 10/10 fathers!
>>529575102I feel the opposite, besides Bakushin front-runner feels like a death sentence since there's like 30 skills that exist to fuck over anyone at the start of the pack when the last spurt begins (AKA the only part of the race that matters)
Pace feels braindead easy and the default build for 90% of horses besides those completely barred from it, there's also a bunch of skills that unconditionally boost speed and stamina recovery when using Pace so it's even easier. Pretty sure my only URA wins are Front-Runner Bakushin and then everyone else Pace
>>529575273Thanks for replying bro...
>>529574765Nice, is there room right now? Need to wait 24h but I'm interested in joining. With all the parent runs I do 20m quota isn't an issue.
>>529575185Nyo.
Theyโre basically there as emergency fan batteries if your stats arenโt great and youโre in danger of failing a fan count objective.
wait, you lose ranks if you dont win with as many points as before..? i went from rank 200 to rank 2000 just now
Why does everyone want to get Oguri? Is she the main character or someting?
>>529575439easy mode for metafaggots with no soul
>>529575207People weren't shitting when they said that global is just one huge Deja Vu huh?
>>529575260>She wants praisecute...
>LARPs as the knightCute boy!
>of (You), her lord.How many years till she releases?
>Game is heavily RNG reliant and you can do everything right but you can only skew the RNG to your favour, never outright eliminate it
fun "game"
>0 turns to train for this race
>your horse is outclassed
>she needs to finish 1st
Is this the part where I kill myself?
>>529574825>Get 5/4 Speed Supports that have priority in speed, doesn't matter the rarity>Level up supports as normal>Try to get all the speed supports to Orange by Summer>Bank Energy>Rainbow Speed All Summer>Bank Energy for 2nd Summer>Only Rainbow Speed if it has 2 or more Rainbows, otherwise use wits to get energy back.All the rainbows you will be getting will make up for not training Strength.
>>529575541jap devs who dont understand anything thats not RNG please understand
>>529575541You have never played shit like Ultima or DD?
>>529575538She released this year, so youโve got a long wait to go.
What is fatigue and what is endurance? several skills mention this but nothing in game really explains what these are or what affects them. if i had to choose between decreasing fatigue or restoring endurance which is better?
>>529568141How is it even possible to reach that rank number? I can't even reach beyond the very start of B+.
>>529575656Is the icon some blue sparkles?
Same shit then.
>>529575572this is the part where you believe in your girl so hard she manages to pull through and win despite the odds
>>529575618Just because other games use RNG doesn't make it acceptable. There's way too much RNG in this game.
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>>529575623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI
Guess my Husband(female) has to suffice for the time being. Thanks, anon!
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COME ON COME ON ONE MORE PLEASE
>>529568141>>529575679Gold skills are worth a fuckload of evaluation points, and stats count more towards it the higher the letter grade.
>>529574612We've got a couple of weird dogs.
>>529575618Ultima never made me waste 20 minutes doing a single playthrough before getting boxed in and unable to move past the horse in front despite 650 power and 950 speed thoughbeit.
>>529575786*adds the director in*
>>529575102I can give my new Taiki a B in front, should I actually try her out with it or keep as a pacer?
>>529575517>>529575564Damn, really? I picked her because she looked funny in scenes.
I don't really know how she's OP, still struggle to finish the big dick cup with her.
>>529575679Whaling, JP gacha issue, no wonder chinks and now koreans destroyed the gachage industry, the best Japanese gacha game is literal crap like this smelly giant turd.
are any of the SR power cards good? Amazon or Ryans card?
>>529575871yea right lmao
>>529575808>more and more weird dogs>still no โใใฝWhy is Cykagays so racist against dogs????
Why does Maruzensky have so many passing skills when she's a front runner?
>>529575819Did Ultima make you pick one of the shitter gameplans?
>>529575819>He doesn't have nimble navigator or any other skills that allow his uma to get out of the pack>He has low WIT and none of his skills activate.
>>529576000its really funny
>>529575838does the director not count towards the objective?
Double O affinity or stam/speed sparks?
>>529576000to rub it in even harder that she's faster than (You) if you dared to go ahead of her early
Did i just accidentally use this for a support banner or are they retarded with these classifications?
>>529576080Sparks are far more important early on before the compatibility formula changes.
I've never been able to save enough points or get enough hints for cheap gold skills.
>>529576172no one cares frogshitter
>>529575871There's no shame in it little bro, you do it for the gameplay :)
>>529575439>Why does everyone want to get Oguri? Is she the main character or someting?she has her own anime and manga which has sold like 10 million volumes that adapts the IRL career of the horse but with horsepussy
>>529575919I don't remember anymore but check and see if Hishi Amazon's card can give you Straightaway Spurt. If it does, then it's completely vital to making a good Gold Ship for PvP.
When do free daily rolls end? I'm thinking on holding my SSR selector until they run out.
>>529575919Yes.
Ryan has no specialty rate, so use Amazon.
>>529576313> but with horsepussysooooooooo actual 3DPD horses do NOT have a horsepussy?
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PLEASE
IT HAS BEEN FOUR HOURS
>Slightly increases sideways mobility uphill mid-race if your horse is between 3rd and 6th place on post 8-9 and gets passed while in the rain if there are 4 more racers around you in a full moon and left-handed track conditions are poor in summer on heavy ground with 400m left in the race when you are panicked and affected with a narrow field of view
how the fuck am I supposed to know if this is good or not
>>529576306I won more cups with Golshi so far....
>>529576172>>529576391no one will miss you after you commit suicide
>>529575934Opera might be the perfect intersection of cute, cool, handsome, and dorky
pvpgods, how do you use goldship? long, end? or is she any good at medium distance?
which uma has the most nakayama races so I could just be done this shitty special mission?
yeah im not getting that random uma ticket
>Avoid Dripping Horses = Nimble Navigator
Holy soulless...
>>529575439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWBPvZ82xko
>>529576531OiGOMI is meta for every track ~2400m or Longer early on because of their strategy modifiers.
>>529576472>shitter is a shitter even with the shitter horseincredible
Could someone give a dumbed down skill guide? Do you go for slightly's or no? Race position vs race length skills?
>>529576616>OiGOMIwhat the fuck is that
>>529576531If you can get her to like A rank in medium maybe
Boyfaggots, assemble!
>>529576606>Suddenly GojiraMy sides
>>529576531Why are you even bothering with PvP when you'll inevitably start dealing with people from JP with years of knowledge playing optimally? Are you a whale that can just swipe their advantage away?
>>529575915You talk as if chink and gookcha don't reward you far more for heavily whaling
You can go far in Uma as a F2P because ultimately the game is about grinding. A whale who spends $5000 a week but only 50 minutes a week on the game isn't going to have as good umas as a F2P who spends 50 hours a week autistically churning out 9* genes.
By comparison many chink gacha are just power leaderboard simulators where there's no ceiling to how strong you can become and the game wants you to roll for 500 copies of the same character and gookcha are just autistically pvp focused where f2p also have no chance against whales unlike here
>>529576042anons told me navigation skills were bad but I just cannot agree, when they proc it seems like a 100% success rate breaking out of the pack, meanwhile Power seems like it merely improves the odds of a possible breakthrough, but I've had horses with dogshit power but high Wits and Navigation skills break free every single race.
pic related, my Empress won URA finals while mostly ignoring power since she has Go with the Flow and Prepare to Pass
>>529572904In GBF they release very limited characters based on the chinese zodiac, so this character was released during the year of the monkey and some big streamer spent like $6k+ and didn't got her this lead to pretty much every gacha now to explicity tell you pull rates and introduce a pity system.
>>529576714just get everything that might trigger
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I DID IT I DID IT BAKUSHINBROS WE WON
How are you guys doing so many careers at a time? The recharge rate is so slow I can barely do 4 a day.
>4 uma finales and no 5 support cards yet
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Does this mean that I gotta get a 5-person rainbow training or something? Because I swear I've done training with 5 people a few times already.
>>529576931you have like 70+ recharge packs
Which trainees have a bunch of races in Nakayama? I just have the starting ones, ticket, Ryan and tachyon
>>529576680>Yo guys how do centaur wipe their ass?>THE HORSES ANSUS IS A BIOLOGICAL MARVEL!This stupid ass post will never not make me giggle, it's just so absolutely perfect.
I want to train Director Akikawa. When is her banner?
Don't forget Uma alone brought the pity for non-genshitlikes from 300 rolls to 200 rolls alone
>>529576931we got like 70 refills at launch
>>529576427>sooooooooo actual 3DPD horses do NOT have a horsepussy?95% of the 3D horses this game is adapting are male
genuine mares like Vodka are a rarity, part of why Vodka is so exceptional IRL is impossible to do in uma since she was notable for being a mare able to outrace stallions
>>529576458Don't forget to have wit to 300 or else none of it matters
>>529576714corner > straight acceleration good
corner stamina the best skill in the game
get other stuff if they might trigger. early positioning is good for Nigers but not as useful for the later positions etc
>>529576112the tickets have a special tab on the banners
no option to use it anywhere else
My first A, leave it to an easy mode front sprinter.
>>529576872Thereโs a specific navigation skill thatโs bad and itโs the one that moves you closer to the guard rail early on, which is basically asking to get boxed in when you canโt just hammer out a gorillion stats.
Avoid Dripping Horses or
>>529576602is something that should be aimed for for Sashi focused umas like Air Groove.
>>529576980Has to be all support cards. Not director and other NPCs.
>>529577079are there any other canonically female umas?
>>529575934Type Moon Opera O
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UMADashbros, we did it...
>>529567771 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
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>>529576980you only need five people, but non-cards like the director don't count
>>529577080wit is literally free friendship bonding+skill points+minor speed+hint triggering, every single champion I raise has like 600 Wit because it's so easy to press
>>529573056it's not fair... why does this shitty teenager have such an attractive body at her age? she's never going to have to experience any hardships through sheer physical beauty alone whilst I'm desperately chumming up to horses trying to get the bare minimum of human interactions and comfort... from an animal!
How do I acquire this uma?
How are alternate versions of existing characters handled? Like if I get summer Gold Ship in the future for example, does she have her own career mode or is it the same as the current one but with a different skin?
>>529577139ONLY the YELLOW tickets though.
Pink tickets can be rolled on whatever banner you want and should be hoarded for something you actually want and not just rolled as you acquire them.
How do I get 5 supports in 1 training? Is it just luck?
>>529577218the true /uma/ superguild
>>529577126>>529577170Jesus, I guess I'll Bakushin a bunch tomorrow or something. Just need to use a support deck that's all speed to increase my chances right?
>>529577079you somehow managed to completely ignore my question
>>529577257Don't you get her in the tutorial 5 pull?
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>had to sent urara to the hospital for my reward
>>529577257she's a 1* so she should be easy to get with a couple 10-pulls
>>529573575mind letting me know how she plays? I'm between the two of them and Special Week for my free ticket and can't decide. McQueen especially was too damn cute in the story
>>529576998>>529577073Oh hell I didn't see those until now. I might make this event after all.
Imagine golshi sees your cock and just says "eh that's it" and then later in the day she pulls out her massive horse cock and tops you
>>529577257Just roll and be moderately lucky.
Listen to this for good luck.
https://youtu.be/Y9HY5UC_73c
>>529576458Just never pick any Skills based on Track/Weather/Race Courses. They are filler to be picked when you are finished.
Firm Ground/Standard Distance/Right Proficiency are safe for 80% of the tracks you will play on.
Any Skills that have fairly general conditions are safe. Like Anything that activates on Straights, Corners, or the Final Stretch. Of course which ones you pick depends on your horse.
>>529577357The 3D uma horses have horsecocks, not horsepussy.
>>529574440Is your ass still sore?
>>529577257She's impossible to win with btw.
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>>529577218i think japs are fucking something up on the backend
my pvp rank keeps jumping between 200 and 2000
Why does 1 career run take so long
Bros
Who is the artist for this?
>>529577484never ever...
>>529577476>swimsuithot
>mask and glasses+big titssex
>hag out fitSEEEEEEEEEEX
>>529577537once again...
all I asked if actual horses have pussies or not, nothing related to umas :^)
>>529567771 (OP)When is the banner for Beany girl?
>>529577585It's "fun"
it's also "fun" when you get put in the worst position the game has to offer and you get slammed against the retaining wall and trapped inside whilst the front runners get 3-4 lengths ahead and you get to be 9th
>>529576861Not nearly as bad and this shitty kusoge is a fucking time sink for neets
Here's a nakayama Umas list that AI gave me
Gold Ship: ~2โ3 (Satsuki Sho, Arima Kinen, possibly a prep race).
Sakura Bakushin O: ~2 (Sprintersโ Stakes, likely both instances).
Agnes Tachyon: ~2 (Satsuki Sho, Yayoi Sho).
Winning Ticket: ~1โ2 (Satsuki Sho, possibly Arima Kinen).
Mejiro Ryan: ~1โ2 (Nakayama Kinen, possibly Arima Kinen).
Daiwa Scarlet: ~1 (Arima Kinen).
Vodka: ~0โ1 (possibly Satsuki Sho for narrative).
Haru Urara: 0 (no Nakayama races, Kochi-based).
>>529568164personally I thought it was going to be way, way worse, but there hasn't been any annoyance so far
maybe having no auto and the VN/raising sim gameplay filtered a lot of undesirable western fans
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is opera even good? the activation conditions for her skill seem giga retarded
after a entire day trying to hit the 5 support with bakushin, i just decided to do a proper run, so you know what happened. The result ? a Taiki Shuttle thanks for asking
Goldship keeps jobbing at the kikua sho fucking hell
>>529573949Could they really not use a thesaurus to come up with more ways for the girls to say they want to be the best racist? They all have the exact same dream. I want a girl who just wants to have a slightly above average career and be allowed to retire early on royalties once she has financial security
Just got an 8* stam Tachyon if any bwos need
449070062964
So should I use my support SR ticket right now? Is there in benefit in saving it for later?
>>529577772@Grok ban this retarded schmuck
>>529577826You probably need more Stamina and if youโre having trouble with that, Haru Tennosho will be a blood bath.
>>529576861>You can go far in Uma as a F2P because ultimately the game is about grinding.luck=/=grinding
>>529577781some skill descriptions are so vague you really need to see them in game
for example mcqueen's doesn't sound anything special but then you race her or use it and it literally triggers every fucking match and is an easy win when it does
>>529577881Fixed pool, use it now.
>>529568557No male Umas don't exist
We don't know. As far as we've seen it's horse girl and a human male that's required to produce more horse girls
Yes
What stats does a front runner need to win tokyo derby? holy shit
>>529577371>>529577441>>529577504>>529577546WTF is she just fodder? She doesn't have a 3* version?
Holy shit Vodka fucking SUCKS. How do I build this bitch?
>>529577908i can barely level speed and power and with now i have to train stamina too...
brb gonna train rudolfs until I make a 3* stam/pwr with 3* URA sparks
>>529568557let me guess youre gonna ask this clickbait question every single day from now on you insufferable tranny?
>>529575576Again, how does that get S-rank drorse? Every stat below 500 actively lowers your ranking yknow.
Is the event ssr card good?
>>529578084might have to get some better parents first
Maruzensky or Taiki?
Who's better and why?
>>529577079You made me check out of curiosity. About 36~ out of the 131 real umas are mares. So 27%.
>>5295780641 and 2 star umas can be upgraded to 3 Stars and be functionally identical to regular gacha 3 stars.
She does have her โFull Armor Fukukitaruโ alt later on which is a 3 star.
>>529578064Uma Musume isn't whatever metaniggershit gacha you're used to play.
Only your deck really matters.
Why is Twin Turbo blue? The horse is not blue.
>>529577652If only 4chan had a function to image search...
>>529578067>late surgerYou dont build them. They suck ass.
>>529578112The pic you are looking at isn't S rank. They have and S Rank speed. Only Giga Whales get S Rank.
>>529578067Speed, power, wit and RNG
Is this card good? I remember seeing her on the reroll guide, if she's good, why?
Do you have to clear the goals to get 3 star sparks or just have an uma with 600+ in a stat
>>529577957i mean the mcqueen one is pretty easy to understand and the conditions are very lax
>>529578180so not only did he(repeatedly) ignore my question, but also blatantly lied and shared misinformation?
>>529578237Why is McQueen purple?
And furthermore if sheโs a Mejiro why is she flat?
>>529578186I legit really like this horse. She does get a lot of bad dump skills like the whole lucky 7 thing but she's a very solid medium to long runner who has funneh events. She's been better for me than rice has certainly
>>529578067get all the late surger exclusive speed boost skills
go mach 5 once the last spurt begins
>>529578140i already combed through the leaderboard to get parents....fuck it im not in the mood to keep playing today
>>529578239Doesn't show up
Any tips on training rice shower?
>>529578154They're equal. Their best courses are different from each other.
>>529578452late running horses are just harder to build because they need more stats. you might need better parents, decks, or both. or maybe you're prioritizing stats wrong theres lots of variables.
>>529578360That seems very generic... I guess it's a good inheritance since it's purely frontline but Bakushin's is practically the same
>>529578536All she needs is a good dicking, or far more likely a lil beta bitch to pamper. Chance are extremely good for the latter, considering we're on 4chan.
>>529578084>i can barely level speed and power and with now i have to train stamina too...what I do is get at least 7 sparks worth of speed from each parent (I.E 3* speed and each grandparent with at least 2*) and then focus on maxing friendships and training power which raises both stamina and power. during summer vacation all facilities get upgraded to lvl 5, so thats when I like to do speed especially rainbow events then.
if you're inheriting 200 speed from the goddess statue (like 70+ three times) you dont need to focus on training speed early to auto win all your races, and its just about making sure you have enough stamina/wit/power/skills for your races since speed is basically solved
>>529578331Yes. It has a mixture of good speciality rate and stat boosts.
Better stat stick than Creek at 0LB too.
Holy fuck why are we training Daiwa Scarlet without meds? What a moody bitch.
>>529578497rape her whenever she starts crying
>>529578390Flat uma can race, unlike cows
>>529578237if she was brown like most of the other horses you retards would be crying about generic samefaggotry instead
>>529578064the 1*s are just as playable as the 3*s, I'd say she's one of the harder ones I've tried with though
A friend has rolled 3 3* with the free rolls, what the fuck man
There is no reason to save these 2 right? They're not getting updated?
>>529578497Cuddle and praise her when she starts crying
>>529578650You don't get it bro, acting like a beta bitch faggot is manly af!
>>529578651Im no where near deep enough to get inheritance to this level
>>529578331It's the best SR stamina card and what you'll be using before MLBing Super Creek.
>>529578653you wanted a girlfriend horse. how the fuck did you expect her to act? she's the most realistic woman in the game, all the way down to performing for everybody but (you)
>>529578497Make her rape Bourbon
>>529578651yeah bro that won't take all of 40 hours to sit and do
Do skill effects persist throughout the race, or are they effective only for a certain time?
Say velocity boost activates early on, is it wasted when it matters the most at the end?
Same with stamina refill skill activating early on, isn't that a waste?
how does this legacy stuff works exactly? I keep doing Bakushin runs and getting shitty guts and power sparks...
>>529578650I have no problems with people wanting to be pampered by a mommy but infantilism goes a bit too far for me
Is Sweep Tosho better MLB than most the current speed SSRs MLB? If so, why?
>>529578497rape bourbon in front of her
>>529578901gachatards when there's too much gameplay:
'nooooooo why isnt it more casual like my chinkslop!!!!'
>dot duped by Teio
please tell me this fucking retard is good for anything
>>529578830>acting like a beta bitch faggot is manly af!At least that's what all my hyper liberal femnazi female friends told me.
>>529578958It's fiiiiiiine it's super based in 2025!
>>529578652what is this website?
>>529578991>""""gameplay""""
If I was training McQueen she wouldโve simply beat Rice Shower
>>529578945>how does this legacy stuff works exactly?luck
have fun
>>529578905That ahegao looks like it could kill a man...
>>529578905Skills have a duration, yes.
If I remember right, Stamina is like an HP bar but you can go over what your starting HP at the beginning of the race was.
>>529579018we warned you about dupes bro
we told you about it all week
Finally, nearly a week later I've gotten Daiwa Scarlet through the URA finals
>>529579018Funding the infirmary with hospital bills
>>529578384the initial cast is much more stallion heavy than the current JP pool. You can check IRL sex by what ear the uma's ear decoration is on. Vodka, Air Groove, and Haru are all actual girl horses. I think that's literally it from the launch cast.
>>529579075>Skills have a durationThis changes everything.
Does anybody use the Tazuna support card? I have no fucking clue if I'm bricking myself or it's actually kinda ok. It only reduces energy consumption right? is it worth using her over another speed?
>>529578991>gameplay>getting lucky and getting 2 3* speed parents with 3* grandparents on each sidelol
>>529578650Leave both of those to me.
what's the easiest uma to get to URA Finale for
i got it with Vodka before the actual mission opened so I have to do it again
>>529578180is suzu a girl irl too?
why is this game so tedious? why cant japs make a good fucking gacha game anymore? its got the cutest girls and then the worst system expecting you to spend half your day on the game
If I get lb 2 kitasan will I still use her or will I have to borrow an MLB'd one anyways?
>>529579307BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
literally all you have to do is focus on speed and im not even joking
>>529573403unironically yes, their names are "granted from another world"
>>529579343its very unfortunate yeah
>>529579343This mobage is clearly not for you.
>>529578991>defending this games shitty rngkill yourself gachatard
Umas with large breasts should not be fit for racing. Only breeding.
>got oguri from random ticket
>got maru from the selector
I was thinking about buying the rookie pack if I got fucked by rng, but got lucky somehow.
Probably will still buy it though, who are the next best options?
>everything going well
>trainer slips in a hallway once
>rice shower goes into a negative mood spiral
aaaaaaaaaa
>>529579343>playing a japanese gacha>expecting it to not be tedious
>>529579343its designed for lonely japanese men to play on their 2 hour shinkaisen shuttle home after work
If I have B front on Vodka it won't be that bad to run her exclusively on front would it? I really don't want to deal with pace chaser and late RNG.
>>529579343>getting hardcore filtered by a fucking ROGUELIKECoD sounds more like your speed buddy
>>529578905Stamina activating early is not bad since it overcaps. Activating too late is a death sentence though. It's why Swinging Maestro (Super Creek's gold skill) is typically better than Breath of Fresh Air (Vodka's gold skill).
>>529579307BAKUSHIN AND PUMP SPEED TO SS+
ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL 3* SPARK
>>529579485you realize you could be a bit less obvious right
>>529579470>>529579170it wasnt selector
it was 1 paypig ticket 1 7day ticket
fucking teio showed up twice
>RNG on the rolls
>RNG on the gameplay
cool
>people already crashing out because they have to put time in the game and don't just do their auto dailies for 20m while cycling the 6 gachas they "play"
>Teio from random ticket
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of course it's my least wanted one
>>529579043>>529579274>>529579485'noooo it should be like this peak chinkslop you fucking gachatard!!!!'
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Japan deserved 2 more nukes
>>529579656flatties are aerodynamic enough to race they get both
>>529579039https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>529578959Sheโs not better than all of them as a stat stick, but she also has an event for guaranteed Charming which if it procs early will be an easy boost to your run if it RNG doesnโt conspire to then fuck over.
The combination of Training Boost, Friendship Boost, Mood Boost, SP Boost, and decently high specialty rate makes her competitive though because more of the current Speed SRs are lacking one of more of the above.
>>529579673About what? Not being a drone that thinks rng gameplay is good? You're right, that is obvious.
>first 3 star blue
>wit
Everything is not umapyoi
>>529579307Bakushin with speed inheritance and 6 speed cards, or 4 speed 2 wis if youre a pussy
fuck, why is it always raining, jesus christ. can't even see the track through all this rain god damn
Do I just keep leveling this card if all my SSRs are max level?
What the fuck, but I thought everyone here loved Teio...
>always has a 2% failure rate because she thinks its funny
Whats her problem?
>>529575102mile and peace runners got me several wins now.
>>529579749I'm actually trying to decide what games to uninstall so I have more time to play this
>>529579252 (me)
please answer...
>>529576616>oiend
>gomiwhat is this? jpgod have mercy...
>chinkslop >>>> nipslop
Simple as.
I rolled on the paid 3* guaranteed on the twinkle collection banner and got ANOTHER Hishi Amazon please send help
>>529579929I love her but she's only my fourth favorite Uma.
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Will the game taking off in the west cause an upswing in more Uma porn or are people still gaslit about the yakuza meme?
>>529579749Shit like this is what makes me heavily dislike gachatards, by which I mean is people that "play" 20 at once. Like, what's the fucking point? If faggots have a gambling addiction or too much money, there is other ways to get both of those satisfied or thrown out of the window. I play Uma because it's fun and I enjoy roguelikes, plus everything else around the franchise is really fun to top it off.
>>529579820>That fucking webmI hate tech illiterates with zero quality standards so much.
>>529579929Only some of us do.
>>529579984I got rid of Blue Archive, personally. It was between that or Nikke but I haven't played BA in months so it was an easier pick.
>>529580052Why are you here then?
>17% failure
JUST BEND ME OVER WHY DON'T YOU
>>529579926Yes. Itโs very likely your best speed card right now.
>>529579749It genuinely feels like people so hopped up on doing their virtual chores they forgot how to just play a video game
>>529580017Yes, its a good card. Going on dates with her is more reliable than resting.
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can you not take slacker off of king halo or something? I've gone to the infirmary 5 times already
>>529580052and yet you're here, how very curious... are you telling me that you're an OFF TOPIC (against the rules) shit poster that is arguing in bad faith!?
>>529575372There are 2 open slots, post ID and I'll send you an invite.
are all the of events this grindy? having to do 3-4 runs a day is kinda a tall ask.
>>529580298'fraid you got raped by the RNG
>>529580147I miss this bitch in the latter scenes, her weird yandere-ness for Spe was fun
>>529579749it's kind of hilarious because the complaints are all metafag wanting to optimize the fun out of the game bullshit like they were about us ACCELERATING yesterday. It's a fucking roguelike no shit there's randomization involved, and spark farming is fun long-term progression if you're not trying to force them and seething about it constantly; plus there's way less pressure to constantly drain your stamina than there is in other gacha, just don't fucking play for a day if you don't want to and you're missing out on way less than you would in basically every other big gacha now
>>529580253mlb or bust bro
>>529580020Gomi = garbage.
Itโs just an old pun based on the name for the type of strategy Golshi and others run, Oikomi.
>>529579941where do I even start
>>529580114i dont give a shit you avatarfag, i literally just scraped a random honky star rail youtube video instead of making a dedicated catbox upload
>>529580147Because I like the game, but the prevalance of RNG is really shitty that you don't see in most gacha.
>>529580321Can't take criticism, faggot?
>>529578901>yeah bro that won't take all of 40 hours to sit and doIt really didn't take long, since you're allowed to be incestual with no penalties.
Step 1: borrow some whale's 7 Speed Spark with good grandparents as a parent by paying him 1,000 coins to breed his horsepussy
Step 2: Use one of your own horses with shitty grandparents BUT it has at least 2 speed sparks itself
Step 3: get a resulting horse with at least 1 or 2 speed sparks, NOW you use THIS one as your inheritance
The Inspiration tracking only goes back one generation, and you can inbreed with no penalties, so as long as you get a single horse with 2* speed sparks you can brute force 7* speed inheritance by borrowing a whale's horse and then also using a horse bred from that whale.
As an example, here's my breeding Bakushin. I got an Empress with 2* speed sparks but dogshit parents herself, borrowed a whale's mcqueen and then ended up with 7 speed sparks. The fact that my Empress's grandparents are dogshit with no speed is now irrelevant, since it only tracks back one generation. Now I take this Bakushin with 7 Speed sparks, and I can breed it with that same whale's mcqueen to end up with 15 speed sparks total
>Golshi completely shuts down the dream sequenceI love this autistic retard so much
>>529580253if you have lb3 (not 2) you can just borrow another card
>>529579941Born to pamper but forced to race
>>529580052No chinkslop game has any level of depth as Uma Musume, in gameplay and lore. They're all devoid of soul, just like the people.
>>529579749You might have a point if this game had actual gameplay and wasnt just some RNGfest literally DESIGNED to waste your time
>>529580369No this is the worst one, and the fact that they didnโt implement ANY event QoL is very silly.
>>529579984>>529580137I've been waiting for BA on steam to get back into it since the shit load times and how miserable playing on bluestacks is was getting to me, after playing this and being reminded a gacha can actually have engaging gameplay I'm considering dropping it outright
>>529580236>>529579749>no bro.. I LIKE spending 2 hours doing 3-4 career runs and relying on RNG if they were successful runs or not! I love spending 2 hours doing this!
i'm getting fucked by this 5 support quest
>>529579749>I HECKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE RNG>I HECKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WHEN A GOOD RUN CAN TURN TO SHIT BECAUSE OF RNG>NIP-SAMA PREASE GIBU ME MORE RNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>529580137>>529579984I uninstalled arknights and replaced it with this game too, a shame because my account is pretty cracked.
STOP CRYING YOU DUMB WHORE
>>529580621>>529580667failing runs due to rng is a skill issue beyond the first few
What your tips for training Ends like goldship?
>>529573656>nimble navigatorthey put trump references in the hors game?
>>529580621>>529580667these, but unironically
>>529580236Considering how filled to the brim modern video games are with "Daily Quest this" or "Battle-Pass (same shit)" that, it isn't a surprise. Compare shit like Quake 3 Team Arena to the basic ""arena shooter"" section of any modern CoD, it's insane.
>>529580518Again, CoD sounds more up your speed, or a Singleplayer title. It's a fucking Roguelike, you retarded cunt.
>529580621 >529580667At least TRY to be subtle
>>529580621yeah it's called playing fucking video games bro I'm treating this game like a game I enjoy and not a chore so I enjoy spending a lot of time on it as I do any other game I like. Are you being obstinate or are you so terminally gachabrained you actually don't understand playing games because you enjoy them anymore
>how can anyone possibly like a management simulator when I donโt?????!? HELP ME XI JINGPING IโM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN NEEEEEEEEEE
>>529580621>Darkest Dungeon>Xcom>Blood BowlIโm afraid I do in fact love random bullshit
>>529580487Calling chinks soulless but loving japan is fucking hilarious.
Japanese people work like fucking drones 20 hours per day every day of the week then commit suicide out of loneliness, that doesn't sound very "soulfvl" to me desu ne?
>>529580621>>529580667>nooo you fucking nips i dont have enough time to auto all my other gacha because of this, respect my time!!!!!!
why is the schizo having a melty is he starved for (you)s?
>>529580684Bro... Your donkey...
You barely need any time for Arknights dailies though, in some months we will get auto "skip" too.
>>529579984I'm playing
>BD2>GF2>both Uma languages>Madoka>G Gen>BA>Arknights>Dokkan>Nigge>Wuwa>ZZZI do some dailies while at work so it isn't as bad as it sounds.
>>529580818You arent playing a game you're watching numbers go up randomly. Try a real game.
>>529580456>Can't take criticismneither can you from the looks of it, nigga. curious AND ironic
>>529580454>avatarfagmentally deranged much lmao? your video is unwatchable and you're literally retarded. might wanna ask your mom if she let you fall onto the head as a baby one too many times or not.
>>529580667this but unironically half of the fun of a good roguelike is working through whatever rng gives you
>>529580848Suicide is actually very soulfvl
>>529580853>I HECKIN LOVE SPENDING HOURS IN A GACHA MAKING ZERO PROGRESS BECAUSE OF RNG
>>529579343You do know that you can pause your careers?
Here you go. A list of stallions and mares.
>>529580457stam and power sparks are better you bricked
>>529580875i assume so
ignoring it is easy since they are just repeating the same thing over and over though
>>529580729now you're just being as dishonest as them
>>529580829>Slay the Spire>Balatro>Nightreign>Hades>Vampire Survivors>Battle royale games>Literally any card gameIf you actually look at it, games with "random bullshit" are incredibly popular
>>529580829>Darkest Dungeon>XcomThese have actual gameplay though
I don't have the consistency to do dailies but atleast I'm having fun trying to manage my retarded daughters.
If only I could figure out how to raise them correctly.
>>529580606It's weird since BA kept crashing like fucking crazy on me yet this game and Nikke run smooth for me. One of the biggest reasons I decided to finally drop BA was because of the fucking retarded amount of time wasted when logging into the game.
>>529580901Dropped Arknights too for Nikke since my phone has pitiful storage (fucking retarded I can't move these games to my external storage. But might go back once the Stellar Blade event is done since honestly I don't give a flying fuck about anything in Nikke lel. Arknights story is shit from my memory (words words words all about NOTHING) but fuck me at least the gameplay isn't just sitting there occasionally drawing shapes.
>>529580445I see no problems here
>>529580995yeah, sorry your 20/400 eyes can't discern anything without sticking your fat face to the screen so you need to cry about not having an HD webm on a mongolian basket weaving forum faggot
at least you immediately stopped avatarposting once you got called out LMAO
>>529581040If your favourite Uma is on the top half youโre jerking off her horsecock
>>529581126why are there no good guides for this game
>>529581072thats a lot of stamina friends
>Some angry Sharty is having a meltdown because this game got through Mary
>NOOOO FUCKING JAPS THIS JAPS THAT REEEE MY CHINK SHIT IS BETTER >: (
>People jump on the chance to give the mentally ill troll some food
Every. Single. Fucking. Time. Both sides of this bullshit are retarded, simple as.
>>529580901Uninstalled from my phone aka maintenance mode (only dailies).
>>529580989I'm sorry you don't understand strategy gameplay anon
uh oh chinks are seething
>>529581076No, once you have a a decent uma legacy you should never be outright failing runs. You might not get the stats you're looking for for pvp or extra trophies, but you should literally never be failing goals.
>4 characters+npc over 10 times
>5 characters 0 times
I feel like the fucking NPCs are fucking it up by kicking one card out to slide in
how is Gakumas compared to this? They're basically the same right?
>>529581040>Fucking you vs Getting fucked by you.Thank you Japan very cool of you to anthropomorphize everything from ships, historical figures, to horses.
>>529580621if you aren't having fun why are you even here?
just leave, go away, uninstall the game, your presence is not a gift to us.
>>529581236>rng based gameplay>strategyTOP FUCKING KEK
>>529581040Ai-chan, your slut familyโฆ
>>529580848And yet chinks work the same amount working in literal sweatshops, making next to nothing in comparison, and live in company dorms that are falling apart. Japs have soul and are white adjacent which soulless chinks and gooks will never attain.
Stop failing for obvious bait you fucking idiots.
You don't need to reply to every single idiot shitting on the game, but I guess ignoring a post is too hard for most posters here.
>>529580445Please Creekโฆyou need to practice for your raceโฆโฆ.
>>529581040What are the lore implications of this fact?
You guys got any tips for building up Super Creek? I keep getting too many stats everywhere and end up losing her career
>my bakushin keep losing to the other bakushins in PVP
I'm done spamming speed
someone pass me the GOD bakushin strategy
>>529581372So your argument is "third world le bad"?
I got a bunch of 7-8* legacy umas and i'm not losing runs anymore
just not getting the sparks i want
unironically a skill issue
>>529581332Roguelikes have strategy, yes.
>>529581332right I forgot any game involving rng elements has no strategy to it
>>529581236>strategy gameplay There is very little if any strategy gameplay in uma, come on now
>>529581414L-L-look at those baZOOKAS!
>>529577915doing the same thing over and over 100 times until you get a top 1% luck result IS grinding
>>529581398Whether or not you're a shorts enjoyer or a bloomers enjoyer.
This game needs a monthly club pvp where you farm smaller races for entries to bigger races and earn points for the guild.
>>529580324Thanks. ID is 949399381. Need to wait 24h to join though.
>>529581275yes, literally just im@s skinned
>>529581374huh thats a reference i wasnt expecting to see
>>529581372>my asian race is less soulles than your asian race
>>529581275No retarded stat gene farming but instead you are farming for whether your idols have good skills to pass down
Instead of skipping through a race you actually have to play out the lives
RNG can screw you over heavily in lives if you don't top deck the cards you need
PVP is 100x more cancer there than here
t. played gk for a few months and then quit during sleep meta because I didn't want to roll for sleep cards
>>529581481the weak should fear the strong
Which Uma is "The Rapist" Uma
>>529580901My account by the way... if anyone's buying I'm selling...
Umamusume "gameplay" feels like it was made for women
>>529581481I've seen this girl and I'm not deep enough in this game to know who this is. She is very cute and I want her.
>>529581374the newfriends will wear themselves out and stop bothering within like a day desu
which uma gives the best paizuri
>>529581398The lore implication is
Your children WILL be horses
i'm extremely starved for monies
what do
>>529581591how many runs?
>rolled rudolf with my random 3* tix
>the meta slave in me demands me to pick oguri with my 3* pick
owari da... i just wanted taiki shuttle... :(
>>529581681No I said "rapist" not "raped"
>>529581507Wasn't Uma partly made by im@s staff or some shit? No idea how true this is, but I remember some /a/non once saying something along those lines.
>>529581707>and I want her.#Soon, brother, soon.
>>529581636Here you go https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=umamusume+&z=5
>>529581763first run today.
>420 dollarinos to get a spark
what did they mean by this
>>529581575>RNG can screw you over heavily in lives if you don't top deck the cards you needokay maybe I don't want to try Gakumas. I have enough salt not topdecking what I want in actual TCG
>>529581758sell your body
>>529581374>noooooooooooooo please dont criticize my perfect nippon gacha
>>529581591the power of ulala I kneel
>>529581816I understood you the first time. Sheโs the Heel for a reason.
>>529581637We dont know since a majority of them break into your home and stuff you in a burlap sack
The line is a bit blurred
Seeing the second place at "distance" is better than cumming.
>>529581458The argument was this game has soul unlike anything chink/gook land could ever produce (both countries can only make fantasy slop that copies Japan or post apocalypses gun games). An Uma Musume like game could never be made by either country.
On another note, why do chinks always love to claim they're 1st world until its no longer convenient to say so?
>>529581690name? I'll yeet you off my friendlist if you're on it.
for shame dokutah, kal'tsits gonna die soon and you're not there for her
Next thread will be better, I swear!
>top tier uma strategic gameplay
Say Matikanefukukitaru 10 times in a row without stuttering
>>529581398There isnโt really any.
Most mares will probably run in at least one of the Triple Tiara races in their campaigns, and Sweepyโs campaign sort of focuses around improving the reputation of them which sort of mirrors how she was the start of seeing mares as equals to stallions in racing as a sort of prelude to the monster mare era we now live in.
>>529581910Anon if you get raped by Rice Shower I would have serious questions about what the hell you were doing that caused you to end up like that.
>>529581978>see this>skip>come 4th place
>>529582032just report the idiot for trolling
they are being too blatant
>>529582045It's not that hard though.
4th race in a row gold ship gets late start
what the fuck man
>>529582045It's not that hard to say
I noticed the announcers don't say the fuku part, just fukitaru, so I assume it's silent
>>529581840Go away Sundayman, you donโt exist.
The doctors said so and told me to take my meds.
>>529582118Has that EVER helped? I swear whenever I report someone for "trolling" it never does anything, meanwhile I get banned for """trolling""" a ton, always when I point out actual trolls.
>>529581814Taiki is quite good, only slightly behind Oguri.
>>529579574Run everyone at the front and go all speed
>>529582081She was in fire eye โIโm a heroโ mode.
Actually thinking about, are all the umas stronger than the average human? Or does all the power go to their legs
>>529581496No problem, you can accept the invite later.
>>529582164bro your strategy
When is bourbon dropping? 16 hours?
>>529582164Does it really matter? She's going to be last no matter what until the final portion where she goes atomic speed and gets first.
>>529582118how he can be this obvious and get replies is beyond me lol
>>529582204I doubt it'll do anything, I've rarely seen bans for shitting threads up outside of absolutely egregious examples, either way I think the newfriends will learn to ignore it pretty quick
>>529582021>steals your home>kills your cat>allies herself with sanktaHow does she do it
>>529582204Have you ever considered that (you) are the problem? No one likes whiny faggot sissies. Is super creek your favorite uma?
>>529582176you're fucking retarded
>>529582275I'd say the average uma is stronger than the average human, yeah. Sure if you trained hard you MIGHT put up a good training partner for one but I mean the average person isn't winning a fist fight with a horse.
>>529581834A lot of the early staff/production members were yes. We don't quite know the specifics anymore but CG lives and Uma lives staff are basically 1:1 which leads to moments like this.
https://youtu.be/fJiChGJWOfE?si=Je5NTVUPFfxSfzJD&t=10
Is there a faster way to complete the 5 support card character training mission??
>>529582235I chose Taiki. I ran into her in the lobby and she was talking about her Mama's doggies and their sloppy kisses. It's all I needed.
>>529582275Yes.
One of Teioโs events is her wanting to copy Rudolfโs workout regimen and the numbers it gives are quite high.
>>529582418>winning a fist fight with a horsesay that for yourself, pussy
Anyone know of any whale IDs with a max Fine Motion?
>>529582314you are a fucking prophet
I wish I could save this run and show you guys how fucked this game is
>>529581543Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It's probably the only clock tower reference I have seen online in a decade (until the remake).
>>529582452Get lucky and try to pick the same type for support cards.
>>529582527it's always fun to watch her do it
Does Nice Nature really have a nice nature? Tell me about this horse.
>>529581258Unless youre using vodka
>>529582327>I doubt it'll do anythingExactly, which is why I honestly stopped bothering in most cases, it's just not worth the time and effort. Hell, if it barely works on active boards with plenty of mods, I have my doubts it will do jack and shit on /vg/ of all things.
>>529582439>A lot of the early staff/production members wereIntredasting, thank you anon!
>Producer-sanHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit what a wonderful fuck up lmao
>>529582648she picks every debuff skill and swears at other umas
>>529582648Are you into NTR?
No, not that NTR.
>>529582176Sunday Monday Tuesday yes muteki ni haipaa maindo!
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Aa2hAhwZOgA
>>529582509Anon annoying the horse into trotting away isn't winning. The average horse can cave your skull in with a single kick and an Uma could likely snap your pelvis in half if she rode hard enough.
>>529582275>are all the umas stronger than the average human?umas are literally horses shaped like humans, the race times they have in the anime are their IRL race times. they can trivially smash through things humans would get pulped by. being smaller and human shaped actually makes them even more dangerous since they weigh less than IRL horses but are just as fast and strong and can do shit like punch and kick in front of them
>>529582468You made the right choice, umadachi. She is a severely underrated uma.
>>529582743Sex with... NTR
>>529580785wait how can strong uma lose to a whiteboard falling on them
that shit should just bounce off of them
>>529582743>No, not that NTR.Post the shirt
DANCHOU KICK THE NIGGER SPAMMING BAKUSHIN IN THE JUKEBOX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>bought rookie pack c
>use ticket
>got Gold City
>used paid carats to roll for guaranteed support
>got Gold City
How fuck am I?
>>529582934brb pausing my career to play bakushin
>>529582634she literall had over 10 other horses surrounding her, i gave up and fast forwarded it, then got the animation of her double dropkicking me and "1st" appear, I had to rewatch, it was a mix of amusement and rage I cant explain
>>529582934thanks for reminding me
>>529582909Getting bonked on the head by a relatively heavy freestanding whiteboard still isnโt nice, especially when youโre both not expecting it and are also a ~15 year old school girl.
DANCHOU PROMOTE THE NIGGER SPAMMING BAKUSHIN IN THE JUKEBOX
>>529581758let your umas 'inspire' other people's umas
>>529583073That smug ass smile will never get old
>the rookie pack info website on steam is completely broken
EoS...
So I HOLD my SSR ticket right?
I'm TIRED of reading pages and pages of docs and blogs trying to figure out how to get into late game
>>529582921So how do Umas and Trainers stop themselves from getting overly attached to each other? Cause if I was a trainer and I saw my trainee crying like that I dunno if I'd be able to stop from giving her a hug or something.
>>529583174What the fuck did he mean by this?
>>529582931Is the memory gone are you feeling numb
hmmm yes I'm gonna do it, she's the cutest one I've seen so far in this game
btw I applied to your club please accept me you fucking niges
>>529583236MLB the SSRs everyone talks about>click rainbows. Thats really it.
>>529582974she's not great but an l1 speed is better than nothing
>>529583234diamond hands bro!
>>529583247anon doesn't know about the millions of irl trainer/trainee rape incidents
>>529583232>>529583329I pussied out then lost the race anyways
You told me horses were pure...
Whats the best anime entry?
Best Bors for this shit?
>>529583232Vodka indeed is very cute!
>>529583247Jokes on you, they don't.
>>529583234use the random one right away new umas don't get added to the pool
fuck whoever came up with this shit
>>529583549>Here's a nakayama Umas list that AI gave me>Gold Ship: ~2โ3 (Satsuki Sho, Arima Kinen, possibly a prep race).>Sakura Bakushin O: ~2 (Sprintersโ Stakes, likely both instances).>Agnes Tachyon: ~2 (Satsuki Sho, Yayoi Sho).>Winning Ticket: ~1โ2 (Satsuki Sho, possibly Arima Kinen).>Mejiro Ryan: ~1โ2 (Nakayama Kinen, possibly Arima Kinen).>Daiwa Scarlet: ~1 (Arima Kinen).>Vodka: ~0โ1 (possibly Satsuki Sho for narrative).>Haru Urara: 0 (no Nakayama races, Kochi-based).
>>529583448>anon doesn't know about the millions of irl trainer/trainee rape incidentsThat sounds like it would be a huge scandal, though.
>>529583551What random one?
>>529583232Too much speed and not enough everything else
FUCK Rice-Showers goals just feel so insanely stacked against her.... She consistently eats shit every single fucking time I reach Tenno Sho (G1) Her 5/8 Goal
She just get's absolutely fucking demolished even when I have had good RNG during training... What am I doing wrong?
>>529583523S1-S2-S3 then movies then cinderella gray because they start getting more budget after S1 and it would be fucked up to watch the newer ones only to go back to shitty CG
Sniffing the panties of every Uma after each race.
>>529583704they literally are? just because someone doesnt come to your house knocking to tell whenever a teenage girl got raped/abused by her instructor doesnt mean its not fucking rampant
search about it
>>529583746>Too much speedretard
>>529570196>he doesn't know about CunnyInc
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>>529583718you get a random 3* uma ticket after finishing the 35 special quests, you want to save the selector ticket until after you use it to avoid this happening
>>529579470
When do free rolls end? i want to know when to use my selector
>>529583943>recruits ex-/pcrg/ only >>this /uma/poster doesn't know about our non-/uma/ club???
>>529583750Isn't Tenno Sho spring 3200m? Need more stam
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My selector was for Ogurin and now we take her out on her first run.
>>529584372Sounds right. I honestly feel like I really need a written guide for each Uma... They play so differently and some even seems to be build counterintuitively
When is this girl coming out?
>>529584554it gets a lot easier once you fully grasp how the stats work (ex: strength is more important than speed on golshi because it allows her to break out from crowds and go at light speed at the end as she tends to, while bakushin wants spd since she just needs to get in front and stay there
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kitahara jones doko...
>>529577476I rather watch Goldship fucking other umas.
>>529582283Thanks, just saw the invite. I'll join tomorrow once the timer runs out.
>get caught behind someone
>they decide to drop to 10th place taking me with them
>staying behind while everyone already left for the new threadweirdos the bunch of you
>>529584705OHNONONONONO
>>529580487>>529580487>level of depth as Uma Musume, in gameplay and loreLol, lmao even, I'm not really fond of chinkslop but their gachashit is so much better than the jp gacha slop it's not even close, this shitty excel rngfesta with 0 gameplay is considered the magnum opus of JP gachage, even supreme garbage like Gayshit is better than this bro.
i'm trying to get my first career win with gold ship, should i really use her as a front? i see people here saying to do that but all her potential skills are for end closers.
>>529585825the problem with that is you need some good legacies to give her a solid asffinity for front
>>529585825end all the way baby
>>529579941The odds are SUPER STACKED against her
>>529583943>/pcrg/ clandidn't the leader shut down the clan without notice? instead of giving leadership to someone, he left a bunch of people scrambling.
good luck to those who join i guess.
How do I win Arima Kinen with her?
>>529590895Your skills are terrible. Get some accel/velocity in there
what's a good support deck + training regimen for El Condor Passa (2star) ?