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► 2. NEWS
>1.21.5 is out! https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-5
>1.21.6 launches in June
>Chase the Skies is soon™

>Hermitcraft season 10
http://hermitcraft.com/


► 3. USEFUL LINKS

>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:
https://polymc.org

>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)
Optifine works on my machine!

>Essential Resource Packs:
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)

>Got turned into a nigger?
Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:
https://minecraft.wiki

>Seed generator and biome/structure locator:
https://www.chunkbase.com

>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)
https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth

>Servers
anon.minecraft.best
>>>/vm/minecraft

>FAQs:
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>Previous
>>528374440

Say something nice about it.

>>529580381
something nice about it

Pick ten to delete.

Difficulty: No more than ten.

>>529581509
1. Sniffer
2. Sniffer
3. Sniffer
4. Sniffer
5. Sniffer
6. Sniffer
7. Sniffer
8. Sniffer
9. Sniffer
10. Sniffer

please tell me the copper armour oxidises

>>529580381
What rock is this?

>>529581852
Now that we are able to transport the Sniffer, I hope they could add this suggestion I made here long ago. I've suggested maybe Sniffers could help find ancient debri, come to think of it, it's in line with their theme, since they are ancient creatures, maybe they used to war animals in ancient times, and this also implies that eons have passed, maybe millions of years have passed since that time when they were in the nether and the present time. But it's just a game theory.

>>529579915 (OP)
>>1.21.5 is out!
>>1.21.6 launches in June
>>Chase the Skies is soon™
bro would it have killed ya to update the OP?

>>529581509
1. Wandering Trader for turning every new Minecraft challenge run into sitting around for hours doing nothing.
2. Polar Bears because I simply do not like them
3. Strays because Skeletons are annoying enough already
4. Bogged for the same reason
5. Phantoms because they have no redeeming qualities.

And I'm chill with everything else I guess

>>529582790
what mod is this?

Frog
Glow Squid
Rabbit
Salmon
Turtle
Bee
Goat
Panda
Shulker
Sniffer

>spawn in
>find village
>find 3 iron ingots/kill the golem
>craft iron pick
>copper is useless again
oh no!

>>529585938
Creaking mod soon to be released complete with Japanese girl squeeks and moans when they move. (*soon in Minecraft time which means maybe 3 years)

>>529586480
To be fair, as a newbie back when I first played Minecraft, I wished I could have made copper tools with all the copper I was mining. So this update could be for new players and for younglings to discover Minecraft in the years to come.

Remember, Final Fantasy VI came out three decades ago, Final Fantasy Tactics almost three decades ago, and yet these games are still beloved by old-guards/grognards and younglings who found fondness over them too. Minecraft will be as well, and it's only half that time in comparison to the mentioned games.

Culture is beyond time and space. Who knows, maybe in a millenia, when we're all gone as space dust, some kid or a lady or some android would find this piece of artifact called Minecraft and try it out.

I'm a huge map autist. Is there a mod that lets me make a large territory map for individual nations for world building purposes. Preferable a map that operates like Xaero's world map.

>we need a nerf to elytra
i dont get it, do people not like having fun in this game?

>>529590486
You just DON'T get it man.
You NEED to place miles upon miles of railroad throughout your world.
You are NOT experiencing minecraft otherwise.

copper doors and chutes when

>>529590486
it kinda trivializes all other forms of transport and makes them obsolete
they should lower the max speed of the elytra by ~20% and then make the other modes of transport a bit faster than they're now
they already introduced that command to increase minecarts' max speed which is cool

java bros we get blueballed once again

>>529591574
>they already introduced that command to increase minecarts' max speed which is cool
This shouldn't be just a command but a default feature, not something that you need to turn cheats on.

>>529591919
I know, they probably worry that technical players with builds that rely too much on minecarts moving at very particular speeds will start bitching, happens a lot with videogames where the first few years the devs are not afraid of changing a ton of settings all the time, and then later in the game's lifespan they get all coy about tinkering too much and upsetting the playerbase
same reason they won't ever remove stuff that breaks the balance of the game like mending or villager enchanting

>>529576543
>mob loser came back before biome loser
I thought frogs were a loser? Or am I remembering wrong.

>>529591574
>it kinda trivializes all other forms of transport and makes them obsolete
if you have a consistent way of getting sugar cane and gunpowder, which both require some infrastructure. oh, and you need mending, and unbreaking 3, and a good way to get xp, typically something like an enderman farm. oh, and using an elytra feels fucking awesome, you deserve to be able to use it in its current state if you can do all the things required to make it this good. nerfing it and making other methods of travel faster or better in some way, but not as good as the elytra, would be extremely fucking retarded. buff the other travel methods to make them more viable, but don't touch the elytra.

Copper golem sex

>I know i'm a few hours late, but
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they should give copper the durability of iron and increase irons durability to 500-600. going from 250 with iron to 1500 with diamond is such an insane jump

>>529592489
If they're so concerned about that + want an actual use for copper then why don't they just make copper minecarts that are way faster? And have it so different levels of oxidation have different speeds.

>>529581509
Sniffer
Phantom
Ocelot
Glow squid
Skeleton
Panda
Polar bear
Happy ghast
Bee
Sea turtle

>>529591574
or
>kill rocket boosting
>delete mending
you now have a tool that is useful, but you need to think before you use it

>thaumcraft golems added
next up, ME2 in vanilla

>>529581509
Axolotl
Bat
Happy Ghast
Sniffer
Tropical Fish
Villager
Panda
Guardian
Phantom
Zombie Villager

>>529591574
we already have copper doors

>another useless shit-tier armor type to craft once 10 minutes into a world and immediately discard
>item sorters, but even slower and more convoluted
this is so hecking cool bros

>>529587789
>back when I first played Minecraft, I wished I could have made copper tools with all the copper I was mining

>Copper Golems can only put items in chests up to 1 block above them
Hope you don't have a wall of 3 chests or higher!

Word cloud

>introduce interesting mechanic from mods
>nerf it to oblivion and make it barely usable
why are they like this

>>529580381
wish you could use the -ites as cobblestone

I'm gonna make so many of these fuckers

why wont they lower the rates for copper generation instead of adding shit to do with it for the love of Christ any trial chamber has more copper than youll ever need

>>529612591
Maybe I just have too much 'tism but I don't like destroying generated structures unless they are ridiculously common, like villages or dungeons

>>529613262
trial chambers are ridiculously common though

>>529614884
Are they? I admittedly have not played since that update. Doesn't that kinda cheapen them a bit? I figured they'd be about as frequent as desert temples or something.

>>529586480
Do you not want some early game armor that's easier to craft than leather?

>>529591574
>and then make the other modes of transport a bit faster than they're now
Do NOT increase the speed of boats on ice, please nerf it Mojang, please.

MINE DIAMOND!!!!

SO FAR I'VE GOT

>>529595804
By that I mean we got the copper golem before they implemented ALL the biome vote losers.

TWOOOOOOOooOOOOOoooOOOOOO!!!!1!!1!111!!!

>>529615030
they generate 600 blocks or so from each other

Diamonds don't even feel that rewarding to find anymore

>>529615551
>>529615767
>>529615925
'ikin' the 'em.

>>529616059
True

The guy who keeps making all the new mobs move like that needs to be put in a dark hole.

>>529591574
the different modes of transport are just that: different. Elytra can't do what a minecart does. They serve different purposes. minecarts are localized and terrestrial, elytra are arial and long distance. they shouldn't be competing, they aren't all general transport.
Nerfing elytra won't make minecarts more advantageous, it'll just make flying worse. Minecarts could move lightspeed and you'd still need to fly or boat or walk sometimes. They all need to be effective at their niche.

>>529591574
>rare postgame loot from structures in the End makes everything else that you can get before that obsolete
Trying to appease people like you has done more damage to this game's development than almost anything else.

>>529615137
How many literal seconds does it take after starting a new world to find 24 iron?

>>529615030
They're about 2x more common than desert temples if the entire world was desert. But they're hidden underground and encased in stone, so they don't seem that common.

>>529616467
Agreed, It looks way too bouncy for something that should be extremely heavy. It also just doesn't fit minecraft in general.

>>529616680
For the purpose of player movement, what does a minecart do that an elytra does not do better?

>>529617215
they can go through and near terrain more easily; you'd never fly an elytra into a typical cave or down into your mine, its infeasible. they move non-players. they move on a predefined course instead of at the player's whims, so they're more structured and precise. by the same merit, they can be automated and such.

>>529581509
1. Sniffer 2-5. all the Illagers+Ravager (not counting Witches, those are alright and fit in fine as like outcast Villagers) 6. Allay 7. Panda 8. Strider 9. Cave Spider 10. Bat
If there were no limit, I'd also remove most of the Marketable Plushie mobs and every single Squidward-nosed mob in the game.

>>529580381
I like using it as a detail block in my stone brick builds. I get more use out of it than most of the other altstones. I just don't need all that much of it.

>>529617663
>you'd never fly an elytra into a typical cave
Ignoring that I would (I fly into caves often), I would also use my elytra to fly to the cave to begin with. And there's no reason to construct a rail line in the cave either. I would not use a minecart to get into my mine, I fall down into water in order to get down to my mine. Then I can either fly back up the hole or use ladders. Which take up both significantly less space and cost significantly less resources to create.

I asked specifically for the purpose of player movement because that's what the conversation was about, you went on to talk about non-player movement. This is because you are unintelligent.

Why does moving on a predefined course matter when it comes from getting from point A to B? An elytra allows you to not care about having to work around that limitation of minecarts.

I can afk in a minecart for a while or I can just fly to my location in an instant, you don't realize that this is a point against minecarts.

>>529617215
i can tab out while moving to a predetermined location without anything degrading besides my mental over the fact that there are people who seriously, unironically want go gut the single most fun thing to do in the game

>>529618497
They should make the player become more hungry and slower the heavier items you're carying, would make minecarts actually useful form mining.

My boy is finally HERE

>>529618497
I'm picturing the older style of cave, the narrow, dark, curving ones with lots of walls to run into, not the huge new "caves".
also consider any other structure other than caves (like low to the ground, in a confined space, under trees, etc.)
>you went on to talk about non-player movement
it was three words wise guy, eat my ass. Also, moving things other than yourself matters, especially if you're talking about ranges where a minecart would ever be practical (ie. established areas where your stuff is.)
>Why does moving on a predefined course matter when it comes from getting from point A to B?
because A to B is a predefined course. there's no going off-course with a minecart (without getting off.) there's no crashing, there's no getting lost or turning on accident or drifting, and it doesn't break over time. It simply goes to A to B or wherever you tell it to and strictly nowhere else. they're a systematic way to move, they work as infrastructure; the elytra is much more open, more for exploration and going places that aren't established.

>>529601189
it would be extremely painful

five years to late and half the wrong game here is aphmau getting punched

>be me
>decide to replace all the torches with glowstone
>remove all torches
>now I need 10 stacks of glowstone blocks for my base
>I had already begun to flatten completely the 2 neighboring islands, which are as big as my base
>mfw I realized I will need at least 30 stacks of glowstone for my entire base
FUCK, what did I just get myself into?

It's just the amount of resources and time it takes to set up a minecart track is not worth the hassle. You can't even make trains to haul off your resources into the base for copper golems to sort because furnace minecarts suck. That would be a cool system if it worked

Minecarts will never be good or useful for their intended purpose and I think that's very funny to be the case in the mining video game

So its better that the golem "lost" the mob vote? because it eventually got implemented much better than the original idea, whereas if it won they would just add it and never touch it again.

Guys im starting to think vanilla just isn't it anymore

they need upgrade wolves, they need to be able to survive the wither fight but have turbo shit damage, silverfish tier damage

>>529621023
>If the glowsquid lost it would've returned being an actual light source
>If the sniffer lost it would've returned finding useful seeds
Happy for the copper golem, he fucking WON
>Almost strictly better allay at sorting items

why is bugrock getting updates before java? wtf

>>529620740
Why not play creative mode if you care about time? Or play with cheats.

>>529621627
Did you not read the latter half? Even at what you're intended to use minecarts for, they just don't work well. There shouldn't be a choice about having fun and having something that works. Minecarts should work properly, didn't you see how much love everyone had for when they fixed boats from being absolutely useless?

>>529621768
nether rails work incredibly well you just arent creative enough.

>>529622385
This is an issue I think. People don't appreciate what they have and complain about how things should be.

>>529622385
>>529622581
cmon people said the same about boats and never looked back after, we all know minecarts need some qol love. at the very least you should be able to attach them together with chains. like how they've been doing that with mobs and leads
that would also solve a headache trying to get it to return after depositing. currently you have to detector rail and route the furnace one back behind the chest after depositing, but then you have issues with it being too fast or running out of fuel. or just have both reset into cactus being a 1 time use unloader which isn't very thematic

>>529622385
Nether rails also fucking suck in all applications other than covering very long distances without care for the exit. Trying to do anything more precise with them is a headache.

non-mechanical item sorting not built by player feels heretic to me

>>529620740
>You can't even make trains to haul off your resources into the base for copper golems to sort because furnace minecarts suck
Also chunk loading is an issue

Does that mean these guys have a chance of being added?

>>529624575
I'm glad they made easy chunk loaders with enderpearl bubble columns now though, having to fire things through nether portals was way beyond the average player

>>529625347
Forgot image

>>529620673
into making an all cleric village/monastery?

>>529625396
cluttering your world with technical nether portals is unsightly. it's why I prefer mob farms that don't use them if it's possible

>Copper Golem
>but its some meme item sorter instead of the original pitch that lost because redstone faggots went "HURRR CHICKEN AND PRESSURE PLATE"

I want to blow my brains out, how could item sorter not win once, but twice

Webm related had fucking SOVL

>>529624072
>without care for the exit
all this tells me is you dont understand how nether portals work or how to link them so your opinion is invalid because you dont understand what you are doing.

>>529624072
also your post is literally just "nether rails suck at everything except for what a rail system is primairly used for"

>>529628158
nah, he just doesn't understand he can force the other side of the portal to be in a specific place

>>529624480
But the copper golem is a mechanical construct, if a bit magic too. Also, I am pretty sure you have to build one yourself, unless I am wrong and you just find them out and about and only have to activate them somehow.

>>529627678
They should just make the golem be able to do both. It's pretty much a robot, just give us a way to "hit a switch" on it and have it swap between "hit random copper shit" mode and "item sorter" mode

>>529628792
I wish they'd do that man. I was going to build fun contraptions like mazes for the Copper Golems to go through, like a lil lab rat.
Also was gonna play anarchy servers, place a copper golem attached to the TNT meant to blow bases up and let it trigger the explosions while I always away with my back turned and f5 pressed twice for a "Cool guys dont look at explosions" type beat

I can agree, and see why a majority of people want chest sorting, and now love the Copper Golem more than ever, but Mojang this isn't my Copper Golem :(

>>529580381
I wish it had polished walls

>>529616467
but all the youtube shills love the sniffer and Fresh Animations

>>529591574
>it kinda trivializes all other forms of transport and makes them obsolete
So buff everything else then, instead of nerfing the only good one. Not that you need to, because most of it is actually fine. Minecarts should have a higher top speed, yes, but boats are already great on ice roads, swimming is the fastest way to travel if you have soul speed and dolphin's grace, and horses are faster than elytras on land. Elytras win out by being convenient, not overly fast

is there a way to acquire 10-20 shulker chests for a solo survival world simpler than making a 20x20x20 farm in the sky that outputs 700 shells per hour?

>>529608549
>>item sorters, but even slower and more convoluted
How can you call it more convoluted when the smallest item sorter is 1x3x4 (excluding the chest) and requires a decent understanding of redstone?

Agnes is so cute holy shit, Agnes wife when. Oh god i'm so lonely. Also the copper golem seems good, giving it literal item sorting capabilities seems good.

>>529581509
Remove all mobs that are just duplicates of other mobs (also phantom)

>>529630431
That is the simplest way because exploring the end dimension is aids

best part is you can build that farm above a lake in your spawn and then never have to touch the end again

>>529610618
You can probably build stairs to help them reach. Be clever about it and you might be able to have your chests 5-6 blocks high. Then again, they only scan 10 chests before going idle, so you likely don't want too many chests around them

>>529630431
>get elytra
>make stacks of fireworks
>fly around and raid every end city you come across
problem solved

>>529630431
not really, shulker mechanics can't really be manipulated manually by baiting them. said farms arent too bad to build
not sure how mojang intended people to farm these, it's not like you can bait the shot and cover yourself so it hits another shulker, it just runs into the block

>>529630276
I feel like i'm getting some kind of mandala effect vibes because i swear i made that image but i can't find it in my oc folder. Maybe i'm just losing my mind and i'll start claiming every meme as my own. The creeper came from that episode where Grian scares Zombiecleo(?)

>>529631197
>Maybe i'm just losing my mind and i'll start claiming every meme as my own
anonymous is one person

>>529621274
The allay isn't about sorting items, but picking them up

>>529621023
I see it like this: it lost because the functionality they showcased wasn't good enough, which is why they've since changed that functionality. It's good for bad ideas to be rejected, so they can be replaced with or reworked into good ideas. The glowsquid, meanwhile, was only ever a squid with a glow effect. It was always good enough for what it was, and I use glow ink on 100% of my signs

>>529627678
If you connect a chest to a copper chest with hoppers, you can create an infinite loop for your golem. That's easily on the same level. Also, they deposit into trap chests, so there's your pit trap

Will Agnes go on a date with me if I build her a giant protrait in Minecraft?

>>529630431
Raiding a single end city will give you like half a stack of shells if you have looting 3. Once you have an elytra you can fly between cities in no time. A shulker farm is only necessary when you need hundreds of shulkers, not dozens

>>529630143
That animation pack makes me question whether the average youtuber even has eyes. It looks so bad.

If there was more enchantments you could divide gear into high stats and high enchantment value. Similar to how gold items have better enchants. You could then have parallel items, like copper (more enchants) vs iron (better stats)

>>529632878
in my nearest city 1 (one) shulker generated.

To make rails viable literally all they have to do is allow you to chain them together and let them automatically place rails along flat surfaces or single block slopes (like how horses move)

>>529634220
I did some testing and it seems the smallest one that can generate has 6 shulkers. Even if that's not true, it must at least have 2 shulkers, since it should always generate the entrance. They either teleported or it was bugged.

>>529634220
I have crafted like 60 shulkers or so currently, and I've raided less than 20 end cities. Maybe you got extremely unlucky, but it will always average out

>>529633425
I don't know WHAT you're talking about

GEEEEERG COMPLAIN ABOUT THE ANIMATIONS RIGHT NOW

I wish they'd add emerald tools and armors next.

>>529632430
The glow squid was literally a rigged vote, nobody really care about what it does, if it hadn't for weaponized fanboying it would be dead in the water.

>>529625347
>>529625553
I hope not. I don't want any of them in.

>>529627678
>thumbrel
is that a scp reference?

>>529627678
>thumbrel
is that an scp reference

>greg puts an item on the table

>>529581509
never played modern slop but the sniffer thing was always totally out of place, I would remove all the modern mobs because they look like those mcreator mods

>>529616467
yeah, geckolib should be banned

very happy none of you anti-fun dickshit retards have no actual say in this game's development, hating mobs because they are cute or dont have practical uses, this is actual advanced autism where you faggots cant understand how to enjoy something if i cant be turned into an item farm or xp or grinder

>>529627986
>>529628230
It's not intuitive or explained in the game anywhere, it is exclusively knowledge obtained from a wiki and that's shit

>>529662230
back to the original point, nether rails are useful you just don't know what you are doing. i have never once looked at the wiki for an explanation of how nether portals work, it's x / z coordinate * 8 and y = y. pretty simple if you aren't retarded.

>>529664682
where does the game even hint at this being a posibility

>>529664760
youve never completed a ruined portal to find yourself at a ruined portal on the other side? press f3 and look at your coordinates in the nether/overworld? just fuck around and find out? your lack of critical thinking skills is not a reason for the game being shit

>>529656629
Your poem Sir/Ma'am made me chuckle.

>>529665919
>youve never completed a ruined portal to find yourself at a ruined portal on the other side?
that's... not how it works?

>>529666186
just want to see you deflect to anything besides nether rails being useful and you being a retard

>>529656629
>useless bloat LE GOOD

>>529668813
this is what i mean by turbo autism, if something is purely aesthetic or environmental in a SANDBOX BUILDING BLOCK GAME it's "useless content"

but what exactly will the copper update do? how will it affect me personally?

>>529670312
You will get additional slaves for your base

>>529670650
ah, i love slaves
ok im on board

>using the bloat argument in regards to mobs
Peak retardation and indefinite proof of the fake outrage of "useless" mobs. Bloat has always referred to inventory management, mobs existing has no impact on the player even if they are ultimately useless/serve no purpose. You're allowed to not like mobs and want them removed, but your reasoning is a personal issue and has nothing to do with the game itself. Bloat and item management affects everyone, it's not a personal issue but a flaw in the games progression

The fact is people want more mobs, especially useless ones. If new versions make you mad enough to hate something like a new mob that has no impact on your gameplay then play older versions. Also if you're going to hate mobs at least go after the ones that are actually annoying like guardians, they ruin deep ocean biomes and prevent you from being able to build under water in most places due to how fucking loud and obnoxious they are

It's pretty clear that at this point old worlds needing to work with all future updates is preventing actual big changes to the game but also I think that the fact that you can move worlds made all the way during infdev to modern versions is why this game is appealing

>>529672602
>they ruin deep ocean biomes and prevent you from being able to build under water in most places due to how fucking loud and obnoxious they are
They even ruin islands with how loud they are. I wonder what Mojang was thinking.

>there are official ((festive)) remixes for Nether music and The End
what were they thinking?

>>529678932

>>529678932
https://www.mediafire.com/file/e74o47oad85b1cr/C418_-_The_End_%2528Christmas_Remix%2529.ogg/file
>fucking Jingle Bells over The End's distorted ambience
just why?
>>529679606
they never advertised the pack as having extra music
they wasted money on making this shit for no fucking reason

>>529680426
I didn't say they made money, but that they were motivated by money

>>529630579
because instead of a line of hoppers funneling items, its a little gremlin dude who has to walk around carrying them to manually find where they belong.
Its like if a shipping company, instead of having conveyor belts and forklifts and stuff, they had a little mexican guy carry them through the wearhouse.

there should really be a way for the copper golem to head directly to a specific chest to put away a specific item instead of wasting time checking a bunch of other chests

>the idling while facing a wall at min render distance minecraft experience

>>529684685
maybe someone will design a system where when you input items it will check all your chests for that item and then send the copper golem from the starting chest to that storage chest!!!!!

>>529683631
I'm pretty sure most people would find the Mexican dude easier to understand than a complex series of conveyor belts, though

ive literally never watched hirmitcraft in my life but i like free shit

>>529697479
>the dreamslop season

>>529697479
qrd on what the fuck is this hermitcraft you guys keep mentioning. is this like the critical roll for minecraft, a lets play series turned normiecore?

>>529696742
there's more machinations to consider with the mexican. he's got pathfinding algorithms and stuff, he shows up to work drunk on Modelo. Adding minecraft's scuffed entity AI into the mix is an unnecessary complication.
redstone might be confusing to some, but it won't ever get confused and break (if its built right.) its deterministic, and really fairly simple and logical when you get into it.

>>529699447
It's a SMP server made up of a bunch of YouTubers with a collective sub count of like 25 million

>>529702867
It's still easier to understand the concept of a robot moving items between chest. It's a far less abstract concept than sorting items with finely-tuned redstone

>>529670312
You'll get to expand your storage room to add space for the fifteen functionally-identical-but-cosmetically-different types of chests.

>>529699447
An SMP with a bunch of OG redstone or building gawds (and some other idiots) that makes certain people ITT melt down and make passive aggressive posts pretending they've never heard of it before.

>>529708638
i've heard the name before. i just never cared about celebrities so i have no idea what it is about, hence the question

>>529699447
Only thing worthwhile about hermitcraft is they release a new world file every year, and they are fun to explore

>>529708638
i will respond to bait
>building gawds
block vomit is not good building
>redstone gawds
copying storage systems is not being good at redstone
making shitty, laggy, useless, ugly constructions that happen to have redstone in them and move blocks a bit but serve no purpose is not being good at redstone
>idiots
correct

>>529710876
Say what you want, but Bdubs and Scar are genuinely good builders, and Tango does some really impressive redstone

what the fuck else are you supposed to do with it, return it into the wild?

>>529711262
>days
its on sight bro

I don't enjoy minecraft combat but I'm too autistic to play on peaceful

>>529710876
post a build you made

build 1 (one) house

>>529716772
may i use a youtube tutorial

>Moobloom probably returning too
Will they have made it useful like the copper golem?
Seems like they're bringing back all the losers from the votes

>>529581509
Cave Spiders: Nobody would care if this was never in the game.
Silverfish: Nobody would care if this was never in the game too.
Magma Cubes: I FUCKING HATE BASALT DELTAS AAHHHH!!!!
Phantoms:
Turtles: Breeding these things for a helmet made me want to make them go extinct.
Pufferfish: Cool """self-defense""" mechanism even though I didn't know you were there, now die.
Foxes: Fox pelts would've actually been cool but we can't have that, think of the furries who voted for the taiga biome specifically for their fetishes!
Striders: I'd rather swim through lava than deal with an ugly uncooperative mount, thanks.
Glow Squid: Fucking shitty ass mob vote.
Sniffers: Fucking shitty ass mob vote AGAIN.

>>529718337
It wasn't clear what the moobloom was really gonna do but it'll probably still have a niche use as something related to bees and not much more. Or maybe they would create flowers on the ground or lead you different places in a flower forest? Nothing as useful as allays or now copper golems.

>>529719007
magma cubes r cool
all those other mobs are real things leave them out of this

>>529720415
I'd presume bees can pollinate off it like flowers but beyond that who knows. Even that is very useless when a single flower is more than enough for a beehive. Unless it increased the output of bees you'd never bother with it

>>529717734
Permission granted, satisfaction not guarantee.

>>529711262
>build one to try and solve your storage problems
>realize it fucking sucks and go back to the storage system you had before
>don't kill it yet though because "OmG SOOoo kAwAIIii!!!"
>ten minutes later get pissed off at the constant noise and kill it
>throw the copper ingots it drops into lava because copper is still useless
>cope and tell yourself that the next update will be less retarded

https://youtu.be/8DUoXUQvjHo?t=601
ok this is cool. they better not ruin the copper golems because this is so good for the game

>>529726761
Copper Golem doesn't suck though, it does what the Allay does (item sorting) but better. The only issue right now is that it can't reach higher up chests but that's something that can be fixed by building them access

>>529729309
>design storage system entirely around copper golems
>they still only move 16 items at a time
>create a bunch of them so that they aren't slow as shit
>your storage system is now crowded with load, slow, annoying mobs
Congrats anon.

>>529729806
https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/datapacks/

:^)

>>529729806
but don't hoppers massively lag if you're using that many? compare to a couple of golems

>>529730008
>mods: >:(
>mods but they're a le datapack: :D

>>529730507
It takes hundreds of hoppers to cause noticeable lag, and that lag can be reduced by putting a solid block over top of them or locking them with a redstone signal.

How easy is it to make an armadillo xp farm?

I have criticisms of the drop system but I like how they're adding features that seem minor but are actually huge quality of life improvements
The Happy Ghast seems like just another mob but having a floating platform in Survival is huge for builders. The Copper Golem doesn't seem like much either, but it's essentially an auto-sorter that requires zero Redstone.

>>529730949
>It takes hundreds of hoppers to cause noticeable lag
but isn't that what happens in storage systems? each item uses 3 hoppers

or is there a way to have filter that works on more than 1 item per chest? i've been looking but not really found one besides this concept
i'd much prefer that if it existed, 1 item per double chest is a bit much, I'd like to put 2-3 filters on there if it was possible

Ded

>>529742495
we are busy building anon

>>529625556
The best I can do is another villager hall for now, because I have no idea how to start this building. So feel free to suggest ideas.

>>529630716
Make hallways to funnel them. CopperChest->Chest->Hopper->CopperChest->storage room.

>>529751863
make one that looks like a dungeon with prison cells for the villagers

>starving while collecting melons for the larhe nosed bums that do nothing but relax all day
Is this how slaves felt?

>>529758156
slaves atleast got tied up and whipped as reward

>>529758156
I'm doing a low-tech spawn village, but pumpkin and melons are two farms that I'm probably going to automate in my spawn chunks... once I get around to it. Eventually.

>>529758453
anon...that's a punishment

>>529720415
The only use I'd see for it is as a way of getting more flowers. Say you could click on a moobloom with a flower to "plant" that flower on it, and then you could shear it every so often for a few flowers. Kind of like how you dye sheep to get more wool of that color. But I think you can already bonemeal flowers in Bedrock, which is just a better way of doing the same thing. I guess they could add it to the flower-forest biome as a unique mob that only exists to be unique, like what the ocelot became for the jungle

>>529726761
I'm 100% using a golem to sort out my garbage. Mob drops, saplings, seeds and stuff like that - things that always end up in my inventory without my knowing

>>529729309
>it does what the Allay does (item sorting)
The allay doesn't sort, it just picks shit up for you. It doesn't even interact with chests, its use case is completely different

>>529732026
There's a lot of multi-item sorters (MIS) systems out there, though they still use tons of hoppers. But in order to notice any lag you need like 400+ uncovered hoppers on an average computer, so it's really not an issue. The problem with MIS is that they're kind of big and expensive, and can be difficult to build for some players. Here's a good design, in case you're interested: https://youtu.be/lgmB0znXhrA

Bros im gonna need another shulkerbox...

>>529765310
which trade did you use to acquire these?

>>529765730
Melon

>>529767141
Isn't trading berries to butchers better? You just need 10 berries for 1 emerald and every bush gives you 3. Grows super fast too.

>>529767325
Melons and pumpkins are better since you can trade both of them to farmers, and I think they're also easier to farm automatically. You can also make a fish farm to trade cod and salmon

>24 hours ago at my Steve's lava chicken auto farm
>barely a double chest of cooked chicken
>shit ton of feathers
Thanks???

>24 hours afk at my Steve's lava chicken auto farm
>barely a double chest of cooked chicken
>shit ton of feathers
Thanks???

>>529718337
I want them to take the suspicious stew behaviour from mooshrooms and give it to mooblooms

>>529770213
Afk farms are a ploy by micro$ for you to leave your PC on over night so they can mine shitcoins to pay their jeets with

>>529620376
for (you)

>>529632717
There is only one way to find out

https://archive.is/XGzba ~ https://gnet-research.org/2025/07/02/playing-with-hate-how-far-right-extremists-use-minecraft-to-gamify-radicalisation/

I am disappointed that /mcg/ is not the one telling me about these communities.

>>529774305
>Gagandeep holds a Bachelor of Arts from Panjab University and will begin a Master’s in Terrorism and International Security at the University of Nottingham this fall. He previously interned at the United Service Institution of India, New Delhi. His research interests include the role of technology in conflict, hybrid warfare, and the crime-terror nexus.
it's funny how Gagandeep didn't even try to rewrite separate chatgpt answers to follow a coherent style, he got some free-form text, a bulleted list and a numbered list, pasted them altogether and called it a day.

>>529774305
The far left does the same thing

>>529776074
To a much larger degree

>>529774305
>they know
uh oh...

>>529781640
That's no Reichstag. Hitler would not approve

I haven't been keeping up, but I just learned copper golems are coming. Is this the first time they've added scrapped content? Am I getting ahead of myself by hoping tuff golems also get brought back?

>>529782451
It's the first time they've added a mob that didn't win a mob vote, yeah. They also went out of their way to call it an exception, so we're probably not going to see any of the other ones

>>529782861
Damn. Still a win for people who voted correctly at the time at least. Fuck the Allay for wasting a slot in the game. Stupid wind chime onaholes.

Why the fuck is a mob vote even a thing. There's just no way they don't have the funding or manpower to just have added all three mobs.

>>529783371
I've used the allay since it was added and it's been great. My only complaint is moving them around, which is why I don't use them more. If you could out them in bottles or buckets I'd use them all the time for terraforming

>>529784873
you can leash them

>>529783556
It's a PR move to get people talking about the game. It's success was measured by social-media impressions

>>529784969
Yeah, but the lead snaps when you use the elytra. Maybe you can use a horse, I guess, especially now with the new lead mechanics, but I've had a lot of issues in the past with allays getting stuck and leads breaking. I also don't really care if a few dirt or stone blocks despawn when I'm clearing out an area, whereas I do care when I'm mining for sand - since that's the whole point of the trip. That's why I have a few allays stationed in my desert

>>529783371
The old copper golem was horrible, you should be happy it didn't win, this version is much more useful.

>he designs his base around jump boost beacon

>>529792326
true

I'm gonna fuck and cum inside Agnes in a cave.

How does Mojang get away with releasing MCreator-tier slop every 6 months?

>>529760178
that designs interesting. checked out their others and they have an easier one but it has annoying dispenser sounds so i think that's a nogo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDBwWtsDjxY
after i made that post yesterday i had a look around for multi item sorters and came across this which seems neat if anyone has experience with this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsbg2RpGzNs
gonna have to look up some more and try world downloads, wanting something quiet and not sure if minecarts in that one would be an issue either

though it might be a silly time to be looking into item sorted if the copper golem might change them soon. i thought id just attach a copper golem set up to the end of one of the MIS to sort the unstackables

>>529795071
Uhm Agnes is mine so.. back off, ok?

>>529795827
The copper golem won't make MIS obsolete. It's going to be far slower in most cases and won't be as scalable, though I guess it's more reliable as it can't break from being unloaded. I've seen cart-based designs before, but they always strike me as both slower and more noisy so I've never built one. The one I linked I've built twice in the past - I think it was v3 and v4 - and it's always worked great, so it's kind of what I've stuck with. On my current world I'm manually sorting, though. I'm still in my starter base and don't have space for anything else

>>529795071
I know you’re on vacation Jens but that’s still unprofessional

>>529798165
I was curious, and it turns out Jens is actually married, while Agnes has three cats

>>529797845
How were the v3 and v4 or whichever ones you built with dispenser sounds? That would drive me crazy hearing that (why'd they update piston sounds but not deduce this or droppers)
I saw at the end of his vids there's a way to 1 tile it by "snaking them" but those are only in the world downloads. The ones shown in the videos are 2 tiles so it wouldnt look very nice for a storage system?

>>529810720
The ones I build were 2-wide A/B tilable, and since you still need hoppers between the chests you do end up with a sort of snaking chest layout. Not perfect perhaps, but it never bothered me. If you absolutely need 1-wide modules, you'll need to use a cart-based design. Oh, and there were no dropper sounds in those, since droppers only make noise if they fire when empty and these only fire when moving an item. They were completely silent

If a dispenser receives a signal and there is a block in front of it with an item frame, the item it dispenses should be placed in the frame.
Also, if the dispenser is empty and is activated, it should suck everything out of an item frame.

>>529814394
the worst thing is they will probably keep adding useless shit like that instead of something that actually matters like planting seed or feeding animals. who the fuck needs a HORSE ARMOR DISPENSING STATION

>>529819648
Copper tools are neat but there should be some incentive to use them instead of iron.

>still no alloys

>>529826687
imagine if minecraft
but geology of dwarf fortress

>still no magic
>still no new bosses
>still no ore processing
>still no crafting bench variants
>still no mob and resource farming support

>>529827865
all shit ideas

>>529774305
>Gagandeep
'Grats for getting your troll article published but I ain't reading allat so just screencap the funny parts please.

When are we getting larger birds of prey? We have parrots, It shouldn't be hard to add something like a hawk or eagle. Mojang could even let the player craft a perch so they can tame and take the bird places.

>Minecraft movies
>The Story of Mojang (2012): a documentary about Notch and his work on the game
>A Minecraft Movie (2025): live action CGI cashgrab with no real plot

>>529839730
We're supposed to be getting a vulture at some point.

first we mine, then we craft

MAINCRA :DDD

Imagine if you didn't have so much trash that you needed a mob to sort it for you

To me, the golem seems awfully inefficient at sorting items, simply due to the amount of time it takes to check all of your chests before finding the right one. In contrast, with a traditional hopper sorter, items are automatically dumped into the correct hopper chute. Sure, you can increase the number of golems, but that causes lag without really solving the problem. Unstackable items will be a massive time sink for them. Not to mention, it’s unclear how this will work when you leave the chunk while items are being sorted. If the golem doesn’t deposit an item quickly enough, its chest-searching pattern might get reset when a player leaves the chunk mid-search.

>>529859062
B-BUT IT'S LE CUTE AND INCLUSIVE

>>529859182
Correct, I do find it cute, and it definitely has better functionality now than before. I’m just saying that its sorting capability isn’t well suited for complex and convoluted item-sorting machines, where items need to be sorted quickly. So, I see it more as a pet or toy that moves around and gives you instant dopamine with its le hecking wholesome chest interactions.

>>529843890
>at some point
so what you're saying is, it's never happening?

>>529581509

Cow
Sheep
Pig
Chicken
Spider Jockey
Zombie
Creeper
Ghast
Zombified Piglin
Enderman

https://youtu.be/ukHy5W0Noj8?si=8qVQRwQE9tO7mXfx&t=6504

great work mojang

>thumbnail
literally picrel

>>529865263
i haven't watched hc since they turned on iskal, what season is tango making decked out 3 for? is it gonna be the last season all over again or does he plan to make it for a new season not the end of a dead one?

Are vibrant visuals considered vanilla?

>>529865263
why didn't he remove the other creaking?
is he retarded?

>>529866913
next season supposedly
>>529868306
and what would that have changed?

>>529868668
would have made life easier for himself

hi /mcg/
I like the copper golem
bye /mcg/

>now technically have *two* ways of sorting unstackable items but both are completely useless because they're slow as shit

>>529865263
Why does he want creakings and wardens to work together? Wouldn't it be a better experience to create a level dedicated to ravagers, another to creakings and another to wardens? Adding them together only sounds like fun to the creator of the game not the players, he proved he can make decked out difficult without relying on multiple mob types

Speaking of other mobs though, I haven't watched Tango in a long time but I hope he uses breeze mobs to fuck with players doing parkour

>>529874472
based tranon, you're valid

>>529875764
you should just be thankful they are still giving us free updates, CHUD

if you don't like the new content then maybe go back to playing on Alpha or some shit

>>529876918
He wanted something that would force players to not just sneak forever around wardens and any other mob would get killed instantly. But since mojang is retarded the warden aggros on the creaking and pointlessly attacks it forever which is retarded.

>>529876918
he was mad players could just sneak right past wardens like it was nothing, and so having a creaking on the same level would force the player to juggle between the two

>>529875764
oh no you can't sort healing potions and armor out fast enough.. whatever will you do...
you bin those anyway

>combined two pretection iv, unbreaking iii breastplates on anvil

>>529859062
Honestly, that's what makes it a good implementation. Hoppers offer better efficiency, but require wiring and end up taking a lot of space. Golems are simple, small and convenient, but will take their sweet time getting the job done. If golems were much better, we'd have another elytra situation where all other methods would instantly become obsolete. And when it comes to the chest-searching, I have to assume they're using a simple array to store the locations of searched chests which gets saved with their NBT data just like the everything else. That shouldn't be able to break

>>529865263
Does the warden act differently around other invincible mobs? I mean, having isInvincible() for enemies that can't be hurt period, and isInvincibleTo(Type) for enemies like wither skeletons that are immune to the wither effect, makes a ton of sense. But the creaking can't be damaged by any source, right? So clearly it should be in the former category

>>529890050
>we'd have another elytra situation
Actual good take. Long term players are interested in variety as it helps keep them playing/interested in the game, if you add another method/mechanic that out performs another you're not allowing the player to choose which one they want to use you're telling them which one they should use. Copper golems allow players to have that level of variety, I like my usual sorting system set ups and can pretty much do large scale sorting without guides now but I wouldn't mind switching it up and trying something different if the output is similar

Variety is what helps minecraft be good, when you have something that exists based on progression - like an elytra - you're denying the player options of travel. Sure they can use horses, minecarts or even ice highways, but the elytra is pushed on you by how the game functions. If there was a competitive alternative to the elytra people would be switching back and forth between the two which is better than just abandoning the method that came before it and having your entire play time taken up moving around in the same way for thousands of hours on repeat

>>529880718
Huh? Why shouldn't the warden attack the creaking? It makes complete sense.

>>529890795
I think a lot of people underestimate being able to retrofit their current storage for the copper golem. Unlike with redstone, where you have to plan ahead to have enough space, adding a golem after the fact should be super easy. It seems like golems will consistently look for the nearest chest they haven't yet searched, so it doesn't matter if you have a hundred chests in your storage, as long as you place the copper chests in the right spot

>>529891684
>they haven't yet searched
i think this will be the most aggrevating source of bugs. the golem will pick up a stack, open 10 nearest chests, pause, then repeat opening the same 10 chests, ad nauseam.

>>529891938
Just be aware that they're kind of stupid and don't overload their small brains. If you need hundreds of items sorted, either use redstone or make one of those hand-off chests to pass an item on to the next golem with access to the next 10 chests

Name 1 (one) animal that Mojang should add next

>>529893754
Some hostile underwater enemy would be nice. Apparently sharks are a big no-no, but I'd honestly prefer a fantasy creature. Just something threatening to make open ocean feel less bland

>>529893754
sniffer reskin, exact same functionality otherwise

>>529894384
>warm, temperate and cold sniffers
>two unique flowers per type
I wouldn't even be mad

>>529893883
>Apparently sharks are a big no-no
how so? is there some cringeworthy story like in case of the fireflies?

>>529895402
kids will go and kill all the sharks if they get attacked by them in Minecraft

>>529895402
Here's a timestamp: https://youtu.be/HKDSpVoCfeE?t=73

They're still fucking terrified of the cookies-and-parrot situation

I have murdered 57 pufferfish irl so far

>>529895967
I tried to make a potion of waterbreathing IRL from a pufferfish I killed in an aquarium, and now I'm in the hospital and apparently the police are on their way? WTF, Mojang?

>>529896371
that reminds me of the time my neighbor got mad at me because I killed his cat for string

>>529896371
>>529896596
You think this is funny? My friend died from thinking he could survive under water without oxygen if he just ate food to recover his "health" that he obviously didn't have and it's all thanks to Mojang, none of this is funny and it never will be
My friend is never coming back

>>529897970
my friend died from faceplanting off a roof with a bucket of water

>>529895402
Sharks are passive irl soI guess the logic is that people would be upset if they're not aggresive in game, not fitting their stereotype.

>>529893883
Drowned? Running into a drowned with a trident is pretty threatening.

>>529900934
It is, but not in the same way as a shark or kraken closing in

i don't want real life creatures as hostiles, think of something better for an under water mob than a shark or piranha

>>529903783
a triton/merman

>>529903783
oil spillager

>>529908216
how about a global warmer

>>529895868
>woman with tongue click tic when she starts speaking a phrase concernedvoice telling you that a cool thing can;t be in the video game because what if it teaches the children to hate an animal
Humiliation ritual.

>>529634220
That's bullshit, you just didn't look for them. They can be on the walls, rooftops, under bridges...

>>529630710
You just fly around until you find one, pick the cardinal direction and fly and keep encountering new cities.

>>529672602
>The fact is people want more mobs, especially useless ones
No. You aren't a person, nor is your discord furry friend. You're worthless slop-eating bots created by corporations through brainwashing.
I don't want more useless mobs. Every useless mob means wasted effort which could have went into something useful.

>guaradians
Fucking retard.
They only spawn in ocean monuments because, guess what, they're guarding them. They don't ruin oceans, you're just a blind stupid faggot who can't recognize an ocean monument and tried to build on top of it.
Guardians are also some of the most useful mobs in the game, being an infinite source of prismarine shards which can be crafted into multiple different things and being great source of xp too.

Now that copper nuggets are a thing they should add copper chains.

>>529710876
>i will respond to bait
>responds to every argument with bait buzzword slogan
ironic

What did Notch/Mojang figure out that bajillion dollar AAA game companies can’t seem to wrap their heads around?

>>529916110
Which seed viewer is this, and what is that big blue circle?

>>529923275
chunkbase.com
the dragon arena

>>529923967
I guess that makes sense, the fact that it's blue threw me off. Thanks.

>>529918020
Copper lanterns too.

>>529918020
Come to think of it, why are gold chains not a thing?

Lightning rods can attract lightning but you can't really do anything with that
Make metal blocks carry the current

>>529930975
Redstone carries the current already. Although their purpose is protecting your stuff from burning down, which is pretty important already, they don't need more uses.

>>529931405
no
I mean let it do damage to anything touching it

>>529931516
I see now, but I don't see why it should require the lightning rod. Lightning should do that by itself.

>>529931749
video game logic, the gameplay purpose is not to punish people for wanting to build with metal. tying it to a lightning rod would allow players to choose to have that effect. it wouldn't serve a huge purpose in vanilla survival but it would be fun to mess around with

>>529930975
>You can't really do anything with that
Witch farm.

why Mojang didn't turn chainmail armor into copper chainmail armor?

It is NOT morally incorrect to dupe the ender dragon egg.

>>529940992
I'm gonna have to add it to the dragon's drop list first, since I lost my first one

>>529940992
coldest take in the history of this general

>>529942238
I think it's quite likely that they'll add a way to get another dragon egg within the next 10 years.

>>529942697
Nah, it's in the same category as the poisonous potato by now. It just exists

Green potatoes are perfectly edible, you just need to cook them at higher temperatures or you run the risk of mild stomach discomfort

>>529940992
you could legitimately get multiple dragon eggs in LCE by resetting the End

>Make minigame idea of happy ghasts and basket ball.
Name it Ghasketball

1 DAY LATER, GET SENT VIDEO BY CUBFAN MAKING A MINIGAME CALLED GHASKETBALL.

Fuck my chud life.

>>529942928
Poisonous potatoes are intentionally useless. The dragon egg is meant to be a trophy item, but they can make it do something at any time. Imagine the marketing potential, the dragon egg hatching after 15 years of sitting in players' worlds, that's huge news.
If they do an end update, which seems likely (didn't they say something about updating the existing dimensions first before adding a new one?), they'll most likely do something related to the dragon egg.

>>529946191
get fuckin slam dunked twitterposting stinky

>>529893754
none, why is mojang obsessed with adding more boring entities?, even a kid with mcreator and blockbench can add one anyways

>>529774305
>gagging deep

>2025
>using shulkerboxes

>>529867118
Bedrock isn't vanilla.

>>529957769
I can't wait for Java edition to be depreciated.

>>529946191
Face it, HC are the new minigame gods now.

>>529962687
lol

>>529967680
Why are you laughing? It's inevitable

>>529962687
>>529969365
It will never happen because it is not broken by design, unlike BUGrock.

>>529969365
For sure Minecraft will stop being developed one day, but if Microsoft didn't drop Java with their initial Bedrock push they're not doing it now. Nearly all big YT channels play Java, and all the big mods like Create (that Mojang have officially used in their marketing) run on Java. It would be a PR shit storm of magnificent proportions, and the only thing it would lead to is modders porting the new features over to a stable version that will never break compatibility again. Microsoft might be ruin-your-flagship-IP stupid, as evidenced by Halo, but they're not *that* stupid

>>529970161
>Minecraft will stop being developed one day
Two weeks after they stop making The Simpsons and Family Guy.

why does reddit love actions and stuff so much? its literally 24fps mario

>>529975552
literally already posted itt + you're esl

>gerg is a nigger who doesnt watch videos he comments on
Who knew

Just let Vlad leech your content, bro.

>>529615030
i found one 5 minutes after creating a world

>>529751863
I'm the only one that makes villages for them live?

The first of two large trenches has been completed. Coming up to a size of 1500*15 all the way down to bedrock. The world eater will use these to lower itself.

Mending isn't a problem. It is a bandaid solution to the real problem: high value items take so much time to acquire.

>Elytra is end game
>Doesnt break when durability is 0
>instead goes into a broken item state
>can be repaired, but eventually the anvil cost will be too high
>mending is required if you want to keep an elytra instead of finding multiple elytras
>this problem is worse in multiplayer

>Netherite is extremely tedious to get
>requires hours of mining or blast mining to get some scrap, then the ingots
>has insanely high durability
>is added onto Diamond tools
>repairing requires Netherite ingots
>repair cost gets too high eventually
>mending is sought after to avoid spending hours mining for more netherite or capping out repairs

>tridents (in Java) are extremely hard to come by
>even with a farm you must spend a lot of time
>you can lose tridents if you don't have loyalty or riptide
>has the durability of an iron tool
>repairing will eventually cap out
>mending is required to keep your cool ocean trident or else spend days trying to get another

Basically the anvil cost mechanic is the issue here. The cost can be capped at 30 levels, and it'd be better than having a hard limit. And it's mostly for godly or hard to get items. If you lose your Sharpness 5 Diamond sword, you can replace the sword easily with a little work and more work for the Sharpness 5 book.
If you lose a Sharpness 5 Netherite Sword, you better have some spare Netherite or it's hours of tedious mining for you.

>>529983075
I built two separate villages this time for my traders, but all it really did was to prove to me why I usually don't. It's not fun chasing after the one I want when they keep moving around randomly. I'm actually tempted to build underground trading halls after all, with free-roaming villagers on the surface I never have to interact with

>>529984974
You're exaggerating how long it takes to get ancient debris. The real killer is re-enchanting your gear, especially with Soul Speed and Swift Sneak that you might have a very limited supply of. Even with villager trading it's a real hassel. I'd rather go netherite mining than enchanting any day of the week. But yes, anvils need to be changed; the prior-work penalty is fucking stupid

>Go to make YouTube video

>Guy I'm collaborating with shows up in a black guy skin and keeps making racist jokes

>>529993764
Sounds keyed to me

>>529983075
Always make my bases like villages and let the villagers wander around them freely. I always put walls around them, so that they don't wander off and monsters don't get in.

Hol up he still playing recent release? Ayy yo get a load of this guy lmao.

>>529993764
Will gergory stay faithful to what's gotten him this far and continue being an edgelord or will he preemptively cave to the twitter mob once again and censor his friend for being problematic? Find out this weekend on yt/@_gerg

Where's the mod API

>>529962687
You will always be inferior.

>>529990617
>You're exaggerating how long it takes to get ancient debris.
First set of ancient debris might take only one hour but fifth one? It will keep getting worse.

>>530005030
gerg? more like cuck, if you ask me

>>530016336
>photoshopping 'kike' out of the screenshot

>>530006284
It's called the datapack API now and it's actually pretty powerful. You can implement a physics engine though it, create custom boss fights, add new mobs, or use display entities to render basically whatever you want. No custom blocks though, for whatever reason

>>530009391
Set as in all your gear? I have 15 items upgraded (Fortune and Silk Touch for all tool, Sharpness and Smite swords, full armor plus extra Frost Walker boots) and something like 10 ingots in storage. Don't think I spent more than 2-3 hours in total

>>530018057
That doesn't sound normal.

>>530018583
No, most people probably don't have two netherite hoes, I'll give you that. But ancient debris isn't that hard to find. Cubfan made a video trying out different methods in the season where he farmed like 300 of them, and it's about 1 per minute with TNT mining

https://youtu.be/mUX98Bt4_Rg

>>530019067
He was doing tests with already industrialized preparations, that's not really representative of normal single player experience, especially if we consider people might not spawn in a huge nether wastes biome or have trouble getting to strip mining levels. What you're talking about is the absolute peak, not the norm.

I hope adding copper tools causes Mojang to buff the durability of iron tools. Anything besides diamond and netherite is basically useless. Iron tools are more practically more expensive than diamond once you account for durability. Armor durability has much better balance.

>>530020437
Copper should take current iron's durability and iron should be doubled

>>530020437
The entire tool and armour system needs a rework, keep it simple. I don't understand why they went with numbers like 59 for wood or 131 for stone, 191 for copper? It's annoying. Iron should be much higher, around 400 minimum

>>530019450
What I'm talking about is the mining efficiency once you're at the optional Y level, yes. But that's the same as mining diamonds; no-one's going to count the time it takes to dig down to diamond level in their averages. And once your mine is established you can return to it whenever you want to. The only meaningful difference is the TNT, but you'll notice that you don't actually need it. Strip mining with a pickaxe is still ~48 debris (or ~12 netherite ingots) per hour

>>530020437
>>530020658
>Gold: 32
>Wood: 64
>Stone: 128
>Copper: 256
>Iron: 512
>Emerald: 1024
>Diamond: 1536
>Netherite: 2046
It just makes sense

>>530024051
The difference is with diamonds one mine can give you hundreds due to them being less rare while with debris you have to cover large distances and if you had to replace your netherite tools, the distance would be getting longer and longer.
You can also get a bunch of diamonds by simply caving for other purposes while debris requires dedicated mining. Big difference in loot chests too.

>>530024553
based and notchpilled

>>530024553
>Diamond: 1536

>>530025008
It's not power of 2 all the way, as that would mean netherite gets 4096. After emerald it's +512 per tier

>>530024640
>the distance would be getting longer and longer
How? I mean, the further you mine the longer your mine becomes, naturally, but that's the same with all materials. Even stone. You're right about ancient debris needing a dedicated mine, but it's also an optional end-game resource. It's still not as laborious as some make it out to be, since you can be fully upgraded (assuming an average of 3 armor pieces and 4 tools) in about an hour - and that including flying from your portal to the nearest netherwaste and digging down to Y 15

>>530025638
>but that's the same with all materials
That's the point, not really. Only with debris. Other materials generate often enough that you'll never have to cover large distances while with debris it becomes an issue very quickly comparatively.
In theory what you said is correct but in practice it is not. Going "further" for diamonds is still a reasonable distance that could be considered part of one mine, only taking ashort time to reach new terrain to dig into. Doing same for debris would result in situations where you have to spend a lot of time to reach areas which weren't mined yet.

>>530024553
But it's very easy to get emeralds in early game from villagers.

Thoughts on this webm?

>>530028278
If you're trading early game, why settle for emeralds when you can trade your way to diamond gear?

>>530027879
My man, the numbers in my post were averages. They include the time you spend mining without getting anything. Just because you need to cover a larger distance doesn't mean anything if you still get the same number of resources per hour *on average*. At most you'll have to spend another minute or two flying back to your starting point because you've travelled farther, but that hardly counts. It's still roughly 15 netherite ingots per hour

>>530029963
>Just because you need to cover a larger distance doesn't mean anything if you still get the same number of resources per hour *on average*.
Retarded. The more you have to walk, the lower the average will be.
>fly
you ain't flying in debris mining tunnels

>>530030295
But the average is already set. We're not calculating it at we speak. It's ~1 ancient debris per minute *including the travel time*. None of your augments will change a measured reality

>you ain't flying in debris mining tunnels
I do, since I use TNT to mine and netherrack has a low blast resistance, creating large caverns

>>530030857
Retarded. The more you have to walk, the lower the average will be. That's literally the point. The more time you spend not mining but traveling, the lower the average of debris/per time will be.

>I use TNT
So fuck off from the conversation. You were arguing that it doesn't take that much time to mine debris while admitting it requires farming extra shulker boxes of sand and gunpowder.
Yeah, if you remove all the tedious time consuming parts of the process, it won't seem to take as much time. What a stupid thing to argue about.

>>529956431
>not using a donkey so you can also put a chest on it for further storage

we need copper rails

>>530039132
Yes. We do.

>>530039132
I want everything out of copper. I've been busy disassembling a trial chamber to fully coppermaxx as soon as the update comes.

A simple solution to rails would be a slow minecart that is 100% consistent for redstone and a mega fast one for travel

>>530041064
this would be good but that would be too useful so they can't do it. They'd solve the transportation issue by making golems be able to be charged with glowstone and when you right click them, they'll pick you up and toss you thousands of blocks in a random direction.

>>530031168
You need to go back to school if you don't know how averages work. Obviously the time spent walking affects will affect the outcome, but that's *already part of the calculation*. The numbers I posted (that you can verify in the video I linked to) is from a real-world test, not some guy mining ancient debris in creative flat world

And it doesn't take much time, no matter how angry you are. TNT gives you ~1 debris per minute, while strip mining gives you ~0.8. A mere 20% difference with zero preparations. You'd still be fully upgraded within an hour of starting, even if you step into the nether with nothing but an elytra and an efficiency 4 diamond pickaxe. If your nether spawn is particularly unlucky, and you have to travel far for a good location, maybe it would take you two hours in total

>>530041192
That could actually be useful, you could build a one block wide hallway and have one side open and the copper golem on the other side, so it can only throw you in the direction you want. It's like a simple and cheap wind charge cannon. Also, wouldn't copper golems be charged with blaze powder? Since copper bulbs are powered by blaze rods, and their eyes are like copper bulbs.

>>530042831
>Obviously the time spent walking affects will affect the outcome, but that's *already part of the calculation*.
If it was a part of caluclation then you would have had to agree that the average will keep going down the more you mine. Choose one. Or, as you said, go back to school and learn how averages work.
Early on it will be somewhat high but the more debris you mine, the further you'll have to travel to get more, and the lower the average outcome will be.

Reminder that the conversation started with statement that mending is necessary to cover for problem of tools being way too time consuming to obtain repeatedly as they would break down without it. Which you seem to have forgotten.

>>530046091
Are you talking about the extra time it takes to fly from the entrance of your mine to where you were last mining? All those thousands of milliseconds? Is that is? Yes, you'd be wasting literal seconds of your life there - maybe as much as 4 seconds for every 1 second you'd waste in a diamond mine. But the actual mining - the part the constitutes 95-99% of your mining session - will be the same

I hate every base I build and constantly make new worlds to repeat the process of building one then hating it
I am in hell

>>530017508
So the memes are over?

>>530052035
try living in a one block high tunnel like a rodent, it's really fun

>>530017508
>datapack
>physics engine
huge stretch.
There's a reason Sethbling had to port his physics engine into a mod.
Also, datapacks are not even close to the same level of access as an API.

>>530052520
It's still the best we'll get, unless Mojang suddenly does a 180 out of nowhere. It's also not meant to do physics engines or real-time mesh rendering - just like pregnancy tests were never meant to run Doom. Someone just decided to make it happen anyway. I seem to remember Mojang saying that they'll never be able to make an API as good as Forge or Fabric, since those are already established and have hundreds of people contributing to them, but I don't have a source for that

>>530058987
Bedrock has an actual scripting API, it's Java that's been left in the dust. I'm in a discord where the java devs posts frequently and their autism over what they will and won't allow the community to have access to is insane, I suspect microsoft must be breathing down their necks about it

Mojang's word means nothing

>>530059295
Bedrock needs an API for the sake of the marketplace, since they sell mods, maps, minigames and shit. When there's money to be made, you bet your blocky ass they'll make it happen. That's pretty cool. Any examples you can share?

>butcher trading slaves spawned a cat in my rabbit pen
>wandering trader jumped on my watermelon stem
just have a creeper blow my emeraldcel piece of shit life up

>>529990617
>re-enchanting your gear
Fuck I forgot that. Endeman or Zombie Pigman farms are basically a sure fire way to get xp, but otherwise a mob grinder can work but take longer.

>>530024553
Netherite should be non-breaking since it's barely better than Diamond in terms of speed and ore level. That way the only way to lose it is to drop it and let it despawn.

>>530063624
>That's pretty cool. Any examples you can share?
I'm not going to link the discord directly, but it is not hard to find and public invites are easy to locate. It's one of the most popular Minecraft related discords outside of the "official"(?) Minecraft discord itself.

Boq, Dinnerbone, and Slicedlime have posted in there numerous times before. Most recently, Boq went on a genuine autistic rant about the newly-implemented custom menus and how datapack creators are annoyed that you cannot pass data through the clickable buttons in the menus (instead, you have to use the clunky /trigger command, which can only pass an int); his TL;DR excuse basically boiled down to "muh security", and refused any alternative solutions that the community suggested. On the surface, most of what he was saying made sense, but it turned into a debate afterwards and his stance made less sense at it went on (some of the more technical members of the community still disagree with Boq's hard stance on the matter today). It was honestly pretty odd, even for Boq to say (he posts in this discord frequently, like every time a snapshot rolls around at this rate). Having said all that, I think there is a genuine interest at the mojang java team to improve (or possibly overhaul?) datapacks eventually.

Oh, Boq is a software engineer dev at the mojang java team, just in case you didn't know. I don't think I need to explain who Dinnerbone and Slicedlime are. Funnily enough Dinnerbone was talking in this discord a few months ago about shaders (for java), which in hindsight makes me wonder if Vibrant Visuals was planned for Java as well.

Despite the faggotry and trannery of Minecraft modding, I don't know if Mojang can make a good mod API. I feel it would be like MCCreator.
I have no experience with the bedrock stuff so if it's decent then maybe I'm wrong.

>>530065740
>Funnily enough Dinnerbone was talking in this discord a few months ago about shaders (for java)
They've been working on java shader stuff for a while now, they mess with them every update, to the dismay of vanilla shader creators.

>>530076702
Yeah I know, but he was rewriting the shader implementation entirely. I'm not into the shader stuff though so I didn't read everything he talked about. AFAIK they ended up post-poning the new shader implementation.

Why the fuck does modern Minecraft run so poorly?

>>530084290
they've never been good at optimization since notch left, thanks to allowing mods they just do whatever the fuck they want and let modders fix the game for them for free
why put in any effort to make your game playable if someone else will do it for you?
with bedrock they literally have to try because no mods which is funny because they still can't optimize a game they coded themselves so it's littered with bugs and glitches that have existed since its inception

>>530084880
Optimization isn't the same as debugging. They just suck at both

>>530065740
Interesting. I've always wondered about game devs who can't seem to let their game speak for them, but have to go on rants for one reason or another, or feel obliged to explain/excuse their work. It'd be fascinating to be a fly on the wall of the Mojang office for a week

They're actively working on improving datapacks with almost every update. It's actually kind of crazy how much stuff they've added, and how they're making more and more features data driven so they an be altered or accessed through datapacks. Like how you can make items stack to 100, or make them edible, or have any entity ride any mob, etc. Almost any behavior that vanilla items and mobs have can be given to any other item or mob

>>530085837
The impression I get (which is all but confirmed from what I've seen the devs say in the past), is that datapack development is a very very low priority and Microsoft doesn't care about it whatsoever. In spite of this, a few members of the team are clearly interested in improving the Java vanilla creation tools (i.e. Datapacks) as much as they can, but it ends up as a last-minute thing every time since it's never a priority for an update's features. However, I think the push for data-driven structure benefits the maintenance of their own code more than it benefits datapacks, being able to expose some data-driven resources to datapack makers is just a bonus of them restructuring systems this way.

Possibly related: Boq has been making a lot of jokes this year about NBT (or access of NBT data through commands) becoming obsolete in the near future. Hard to tell whether he's just fucking with the community or if there's a major change coming to provide proper runtime block/entity data access for datapack makers in the near future. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just ignore me - I find datapacks and vanilla "modding" interesting, never see /mcg/ really talk about this stuff.

>>530084290
I've checked out some 2009 versions recently and i'm pretty sure that none of the code changed, the block outlines the particle behavior etc are the same 15 years after

>>530086759
I actually mod the game myself, and NBT data seems to have become less of a thing in the code with every update. Enchanting has completely changed from how it was only a few updates ago and it took me a while to figure out what the fuck was going on there, being used to the old setup. It would probably be a lot easier with actual documentation, but as far as I know there's none available and I'm not a fan of going on Discord and trying to catch some random to explain it to me, but that's beside the point. It's interesting to see how they're changing things little by little, even if it constantly breaks compatibility. NBT was Notch's "clever" way of storing data, but I'm not sure it was ever a better solution to a more standardized approach. I wouldn't be surprised if it's gone completely in a couple of years

>>530017508
Datapacks suck. The "mod api" is Forge/Fabric/Bukkit/whatever else and have been a thing since 2010.

>>529581509
1. Phantom
2. Panda
3. Ocelot
4. Llama(trader llama included)
5. Turtle
6. Piglin Brute
7. Sniffer
8. Polar Bear
9. Axolotl
10. i don't have a tenth mob i'd want removed so i'm using this slot to bring back the old zombie pigmen

>>530096694
>It would probably be a lot easier with actual documentation, but as far as I know there's none available
Exactly how much time did you spend looking?

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Data_component_format
https://docs.fabricmc.net/develop/items/custom-data-components

>>530105578
My bad, I wasn't being very clear. I was specifically talking about working with vanilla enchantments in Fabric, and I haven't looked for documentation on it since the update that changed it. It was a very noticeable change in the way it was handled under the hood, going from their old NBT solution to being data driven and getting enchantments through a registry instead of using constants. Took me a while to figure out from staring at the code

Look, I found treasure.

>>530109037
>I spent 1,000 minecoins for this

>>530109037
Why is your Steve made of gelatin?

>>530109945
texture pack

>>530084290
I don't have an answer for you, but try OptiFine or Fabric if Java performance is giving you trouble

>>530109037

>>530109037
>those animations
>>529638736

>>530109037
This was guaranteed replies

>>530109037
on a side note, does anyone else fill out their treasure maps and frame them on the wall?

>>529765310
Filled

>>530125269
hoard them for the emerald update

>>530114629
Once they're filled out, they're just the same as any other map.

>>530125269
Nice flex, bro. Keep mogging.

>>530125269
>bedrock still has chests from beta
what the fuck

>mc servers authentication hacked
Cant sign into multimc or prism. Shits fucked

>>530114108
Fresh animations is actually nice for most things EXCEPT THE ILLAGERS AND VILLAGERS AND ALL OTHER IGGERS IN THE GAME THEY ARE TOO BOUNCY.

Roundhouse a Mojang employee into the concrete

Fuckin NIGGER QUARK

Saw the trailer for Actions & Stuff 1.5 which got my interest up until i saw it's for a cool 12 euroes and fuck that Microsoft aint getting more of my money
So surely there's gotta be a way to pirate paid mods

I found a mycelium island. This is my first time finding one!

>>530143221
Congrats, mooshrooms are the ultimate animal

>thaumcraft golems are now vanilla
which decade old modded feature will nujank copy next?

>>530140369
Do you have that video, I lost it a while back and couldent find it online?

>>530109037
>overly animated
I snore.

>>530145491
Hopefully a lot more, you say this as an insult but it's actually a huge win for players. Fuck "new" content that doesn't fucking do anything for anyone, add more modded content that's cohesive with the game that makes it more enjoyable in different ways

I don't like them abstracting all new mechanics to mobs. I don't like managing mobs. I'd rather it was just a block that did a thing

>>530149397
>I'd rather it was just a block that did a thing
or a new tool

>>530145918
You can have it if you promise to put an Etho easter egg in the next vid :^)

Here's my most unhinged suggestion. Hoppers should not move anvils. Anvils are too theoretically heavy for the hopper. Then you can use anvils as an item filter instead of the stupid renaming items system

>>530145918
>>530155768
Don't have time to wait for an answer but you're only allowed to click if the answer's yes.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751801435221967.mp4

>>530156358
It do be like that

started working on the wall, laced the walkway with bamboo planks but i run out of them, i need to wait for my farm to refill the planks, in the meantime im gonna do another part of the foundation, oh and i still need to add stairs and lamps on top

Throwing an Eye of Ender in the End should lead you to the nearest End City.

>>530168623
i've been saying this for years, it would entirely remove the pain of having to find a city. they're not hard to beat or even get an elytra, most boats hang over land so you can just build your way up so there's no reason to not have ender pearls lead to the closest city other than forced tedium/time wasting

>>530171514
Searching for a city wouldn't be as annoying if the End was more varied.

>>530174858
We could have both, you know

>>529984974
>Basically the anvil cost mechanic is the issue here
funny thing is that before 1.8 there was a bug/feature that allowed you to reset anvil costs by renaming your item
you couldn't do this on god tier items (all enchants) but strong ones (sharpness 5 swords) were fine

>>530058987
>Mojang saying that they'll never be able to make an API as good as Forge or Fabric
a modloader (not API!) similar to Fabric would already be an improvement desu

>>530176456
How so? I don't see anyone switching from their current mod loader if they're using mods from that same platform. What would a Mojang mod loader bring to the table that the Fabric mod loader doesn't?

>>530084290
because it's data driven
>>530086759
>Boq has been making a lot of jokes this year about NBT (or access of NBT data through commands) becoming obsolete in the near future
if they end up killing NBT I'm gonna hire terrorists to blow up their shitty offices
NBT is sacred
>I find datapacks and vanilla "modding" interesting, never see /mcg/ really talk about this stuff.
it's >fun so no wants to discuss it itt
>>530176928
less bullshit breaking during snapshots
but more bullshit is gonna break when they update format_version for no fucking reason

>>530113517
>OptiFine
Sodium is better these days

>>530177374
>less bullshit breaking during snapshots
I guess I've never modded snapshots, so that's not something I've run into. I'd still rather Mojang focus their limited dev time toward the actual game, though

>>529714128
>creative mode
>peaceful
>/gamerule doMobSpawning false
>/gamerule dayLightCycle false
sovl

>>530109037
souless

>>530135701
too roblox like

Will there ever be a major update again or is it just drops until the end of time?
10 years from now am I gonna be playing 1.21.57?

>>530179709
They're probably building up to a real update, and doing drops in the meanwhile. Maybe next year, for summer or winter, we might see 1.22, but we'll likely hit at least 1.21.9 first

>>530179709
do people really thing the updoots can go forever?

>>530179709
It's probably going to be drops from now on, but at some point they will probably bump the version number up to 1.22 at some point when they release either a larger than usual drop, or the release a drop that makes significant changes to the game engine (like all the background work they said they need to get vibrant visuals to work on Java, or the rumored replacement of NBT).

>>530109037
>steve climbing walls
WHAT???

>>530109037
was i the only one waiting for him to turn around and reveal he's pic rel

>>530176139
you still can by using the item on a grindstone, but you lose enchantments. not a problem of you have villager trading set up

>>530184029
never post that...thing, again

>>530180371
Why not?

Thrite is the best minecraft youtuber. No drama, no fake screams, no tangents about his white guilt because his ancestors colonized indonesia, and he's the one youtuber you can trust to not lie about his hardcore worlds.

>just got diamond tools together
>want to go get obsidian for portal and enchants
>bring water bucket to lava pit and get going
>at 9/14 obsidian
>random skelenigger arrow
>straight into the single open block of lava from the block of obsidian that I just mined
>was in the process of switching to water bucket at the very second
>panic
>itsallover.mp4
fuck my stupid minecel life dude this world is fucked

>>530199648
if you arent doing a speed portal why wouldnt you just dump the water bucket over the entire lava source and mine from the bottom?

>>530199648
I mean I hate skeletons too but why didn’t you light up the surround area before standing next to a pool of lava?

>>530200931
idk I've never made obsidian before
I've always just gotten it from ruined portals but there were none near me

>>530201679
got cocky and thought I would hear the bones if they came

Phantoms are so goddamn lame

>>530201960
Oh wow we got a new Minecrafter. Hope you don't get discouraged and continue enjoying the game.

>>530209947
Damn, that's a nice bridge

Recc some blocks to make my base out of I’m tired of just using oak planks and stone bricks

>>530219536
Bricks!!! I luv bricks

Thoughts on 4chan servers in general? Seems toxic and surprisingly a lot of trannies

>>530219536
your favorite color terracotta and quartz

>>530221140
>surprisingly a lot of trannies
where do you think you are man?
4chan was the epicenter of terminally online trannies

>>530219536
Prismarine is the best block

>>530221140
Groomers gonna groom. Either the mods ban them or enable them (or are them).

>>530220594
Bricks are seriously underrated outside of the builder community, I guess the proccess to make them is a bit of a hinderance.

>>530221140
I miss 4 craft, sadly it was a lifetime ago

>>530236917
>all the custom islands
soul
were they prepared and edited or fully man made?

>>530236917
I vaguely remember being a part of /out/ in the 4 craft before or after this one. Really miss these days like you wouldn't believe.

>>530236917
aw that's actually adorable
And has so much soul to it

first we mine, then we craft

>no you cannot leash or tempt villagers to follow you because that is immoral
>but you can trap them in a boat and drag the boat and force them against their will because that is suddenly ok
Why can't Mojang just make villagers follow you if you hold emerald?

>>529580381
very important in create mod

>>530219536
Brown wool and grey concrete.

>>530236917
Great times, though I recall some issues with getting the custom maps to generate with trees and other stuff. I think I played in maybe 3-4 iterations of it. Unfortunately 4chan is a very different site now and I don't think it'd be the same--I played for /jp/ back in the day, but I hardly go there anymore because it's unrecognizable. [s4s] of all boards is closest to what /jp/ was.

>>530245104
There were a few different iterations, each with a custom map, running for a limited time. Originally I think it was based on some map someone drew visualizing 4chan as various islands unrelated to Minecraft, then the various different iterations had different maps based on the original. There were some funny choices with some of them, like making /a/ shaped like Japan and then /jp/ was a smaller version of Japan nearby.

Phantoms should not burn in daylight and they should spawn if you slept, not if you didn't sleep. That way you get punished for skipping the night like a bitch. Also, I think phantoms should be able to pass through solid blocks like Vexes do.

Unironically.

>>529581509
jockey, allay, vec, cave spider

>>529581509
Allay, Axolottl, Sniffer, Sniffer, Sniffer, Sniffer, Sniffer, Sniffer, Creaking, Armadillo

>>529759646
I remember similar posts before the allay released.
And look at it now.

>>530260951
Phantoms should be able to steal your inventory and be invisible and appear when you craft a bed.

>>530266507
that's going too far, dude

>>530266578
Ok, maybe just nerf their health and damage a bit.

They should add another type of phantom that appears when you jump too much instead of just sprinting that is basically a chest mimic that occupies your chest and blows itself up with all its contents when you open it

>>530266578
op went too far by claiming they should still exist at all, just remove beds and phantoms
problem solved

>>530265831
It's not my fault people can't use allays properly

phantoms should be a mob that flies around in the End
crazy idea, I know
I believe if you have phantoms spawning without insomnia, they won't attack you. Does anyone know how to change that?

Here are my old mob vote oc's since we're talking about mobs

>>530273529
But phantoms won't spawn unless a player has insomnia. What's your problem exactly?

>>530268695
removing already existing content is never a solution, anon

>>530274028
I vote for the snake hand.

>>530274052
mods that change spawn conditions or add phantom spawners

>>530276238
Subway Slammer detected

>>530276423
I'm sure there are a few. Here's one that makes them spawn based on altitude instead of not sleeping: https://modrinth.com/mod/soaring-phantoms

>>530277127
I ain't no subway slammer. Fuck (You).

Are you guys ready for more teasers today?

>>530286983
I don't even play minecraft desu i just check in now and then, the ghast is ok

>>530286983
Pretty sure they've already shown everything the fall drop will have, so I'm not expecting more teasers. I just want the snapshots to play around with

>>530288116
Copper rail and minecart updates are coming. Trust the plan!

>>530236917
Fuuuuuuck I remember that, that was like early 2010s right? Before Minecraft was considered cringe

>>530288116
They called the copper golem and stuff the “first features” of the third game drop so who knows

pity golem for the thread when

hi guys, following a mushroom house tutorial (left) but for the thing i want to build i decided to make it with sculk blocks instead (right)
is there any block that i could use for the stairs/slabs? i tried the warped wood and it doesnt look good

>>530313531
Blackstone if you want to keep it dark, maybe deepslate tiles if you want it a bit more visible. I guess prismarine or oxidized copper if you're looking to add some color. Crimson planks or dark oak might also work

>>530315224
I'll check it out, thank you!

>>530286983
No teasers today, surely next week

>>530295409
>first feature set: copper golem, copper chest
>second feature set: new flower found in the savnnah, makes white dye
>third feature set: new music disc, a villager mumble-rap cover of "DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love"

Predict the name of the next drop

>>530328402
third one would be classic kino though, way better than movie slop

>>530328769
>Minecraft 1.21.8 - Here's Your Fucking Copper Golem Already, Now Stop Bothering Us

>>530328769
The Copper Age.

>>530260951
Phantoms shouldn't exist in the overworld, they should be exclusive to the End

Feels bad mang. The first freedom ghast died because I was careless and got lazy to check portal linkage. May your memory remind me this lesson in-game and IRL.

What's you're opinion on iderpeens vee gee slash em cee gee?
https://files.catbox.moe/ui08m4.wav

>>530359403
no way he said that

>>530359403
I was reliably informed that AI was supposed to be good by now.

>>530360563
I made that a long long time ago actually, I just never posted it

Blackjack II, I will take care of you. T.T
I'll listen to my wisdom whispers more, better, as if they are now blaring alarm sound in my mind.

https://www.tumblr.com/mcytblrconfessions-but-badder/770828214660726784?source=share
someone linked a clip of this a while back but I have no idea where it went…

>>530370585
Why were normalfags so surprised that a guy who uses a Kakashi skin knows what the word "loli" means?

>>530370585
>someone on tumblr has "vibes"
uh oh, it might be joever ethbros

>someone linked a clip of this a while back but I have no idea where it went…
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/497582398/#497813069
Looks like they only linked to the twitch vod, which is dead now and I can't find a youtube upload of it, should be from 9/16/2024. There's probably a clip of it on her channel, too bad twitch is a complete abortion of a website with literally no way to search clips.

Does anyone have that fanart with steve watching furnaces smelt in a dark room lit by the furnaces? i know it was a charcoal drawing of sorts, and i can't fucking find it

>>530364503
right side

>>530375164
I found it
https://www.twitch.tv/pearlescentmoon/clip/InspiringBoldWerewolfUnSane-gZODmIEMFW9xd3NF

>>529581509
How the fuck has no one said vex

>die from a fall down a super thin shaft after a skeleton potshots me while I have over a stack of diamond ore on me(don’t have Fortune III so I used my Silk Touch pick to bring it with me)
>can’t find my stuff

>>529758156
>>529758453
Kek, kinky

>>529759530
I like using dyes so not having to fight for the rarer colors like yellow or purple would be pretty nice, I can make a banner via mixing dyes but it gets annoying quickly and doesn't let you experiment that much, when it gets easier to make a banner recipe outside the game and then copy it, it becomes clear how annoying it gets, playing modded I will just install a flower crops mod

>>529856884
;D

>>529983075
I do the same, two of my last villages were just slowly switching a fenced village buildings, that one time on singleplayer I went all in and built them a thematic village atop a terraformed dirt plateau, still had to be fenced cause they are too dumb to avoid pushing each other, but it looks nice seeing them chatting and going to their thematics workspaces. Ditched that project when I tried to make a building for all the mason terracotta types

>>529581509
>Sniffer
>Phantom
>turtle
>polar bear
>panda
>Drowned
>Happy Ghast
>mule
>Sniffer
>villager

FACT: The Adventure Update was a mistake.
No matter how many years pass, it will never stop being one of the worst things to ever happen to the game.

>>530396486
Old minecraft was very empty and boring but you could say it was a canvas for your creativity.

>>529599496
It’s not that hard to get the stuff you listed. The problem remains that elytra is vastly superior to other forms of travel. Players will basically use minecarts as little as possible because they know they will eventually have elytra. Long distance travel via minecart takes a LOT of planning and resources, way less than what’s required to fly fast in any direction via elytra. It breaks the game.

>>529624072
Nether calculators are your friend. You can exit wherever you want my dude, no matter how specific

>>530385545
Because it's not trendy to hate on them, duh

>>530399531
>needing calculator to divide shit by 8

>>530400916
I use a strainer to divide my shit by 8

>FINALLY get a tool an official way to sort items without insane amounts of redstone contraptions
>it's a slow-ass golem that is 10x slower than hopper chains and lags the world 10x more
What were they thinking?!

>>530404657
It's hopeless. Vanilla just can't compete with modded.

I don't know why, but out of boredom I have the stupid Idea/urge to try doing the following thing as a youtube video series
>Hardcore playthrough/world
>no commentary or voiceover at all
>Zero editing of the video, just like, 2 hours each video of pure unedited gameplay
>No doing stuff off-camera
I wonder if with some planning if I could trick people into watching just a normal ass playthrough if I make them think its like one of those shitty "ARG" videos

>>530407040
As if there isn't 100000 videos like this already.

>>530407962
I know hence why I called it a stupid Idea, but as I said, I am bored and need something to do
plus it may just encourage me to not be making new worlds every other day

>>530408195
>I am bored and need something to do
Summer vacation time?
Grab a half-decent book.

>>530155768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvG2aV5bwOk
Found it

>>530161939
stole your basalt pillar design :)

>>530407040
anyone who only just now gets into making minecraft youtube videos or twitch streams are way late to the party and should not bother at all
every type of video you could possibly make has been done to death and the few people who would be interested in whatever terrible slop you shit out already have their youtubers they watch instead
its not even worth making them for fun just due to how much effort/time needs to be put into modern youtube videos as a whole

>>530412130
That's not true, I still find rising Minecraft channels that are interesting

>>530412130
so original :)

>>530410997
I entirely forgot to add it, and was gonna do it.
But if that sates your schizophrenia! :D

(always remember that xisumavoid said that giving iskall85 an hour was unanimous and that means etho agreed)

>>530417631
I wouldn't be surprised if unanimous means "no-one spoke out against it", rather than "everyone explicitly agreed". Considering how quickly it happened, I'm not sure they would even have been able to reach everyone, considering how many live in different time zones. Also, Stress left the sever after the kicked Iskall - so clearly she can't have agreed to it

>>530417631
Iskall bailed on the Enigmatica series so it was just revenge. Plus canadians are genetically incapable of rocking the boat.

>>530412130
>I played minecraft for the first time for 100 days in my forever world with create

so where's the fucking Java snapshot

>>530428978
The Swedish team is on their annual 4-week vacation

>>530411425
>steal
not even mad, just proud someone wanted to copy something i made, looks good tho anon, keep building stuff and post more

>>530429134
>Agnes is on vacation without me
fuck my piece of shit life

>>530429453
Don't worry, she's probably spending all of it at home with her cats

>>530408195
"Hence why" is redundant, just say hence

LETS FUARKING GOOOO

>>530450737

dickin cockey in a box

>>530450980

wouldnt it be funny if Garretts character was a woman instead and it was played by Gina Carano or Hunter Schafer like it would be so awkward haha like Steve is just crafting around with a dickgirl dommy mommy best friend, so awkward and quirky haha my tiny pp is wet (because i can't stop laughing)

>>530451309

Bfriends

NOT BOY FRIENDS, IT MEANS BEST FRIENDS

I'm a fucking useless little minecel
I start new worlds and build stupid gay faggot buildings that look like ass and then I die
I've got 200 hours and I still build faggotboxes with stupid stair rooves I fucking suck

>>530452543

You're playing the way Notch intended

"The only limit is your imagination". Come to terms with your imagination being dissapointing or enchance it.

>>530453117
I'm just gonna build a fucking box of lava around my spawn point man I'm a fucking failure of a minecrafter

>>530453319

What about using that lava in little amounts and then pour some water on top to make it obsidian and get some cool End pillars

>>530453590
>>530453319

Also when you think you are only good at one thing your job is to exaggerate it until it becomes something else. You build boxes? Try putting them on top of another and make a fuckhueg hollow tower with stairs that leads to heaven

Or put many boxes near to each other, connect them and make some cool labyrint/McDonald's playpen thing. Then let an hostile mob enter it and parkour your way to escape inside the thing.

>>530451309

dating a dickgirl is the destiny of all tiny dicks

>>530254175
too antisemitic

>>530451550
god is dead

>>530408195
learn Japanese.

In addition to the copper golem, this game drop is adding another mob called the thief. When you’re away from your base for an extended period of time, thieves will come and steal your copper blocks, items, golems, etc. They will even strip the copper from your copper chests which reverts them to normal chests!

>>530470608
kill yourself

>>530470608
Keep Yourself Safe

>>530473948
woah sex!

>>530473948
That'd go great with Create. You could have a sheep-girl stock-keeper waifu, anon.

So this is the type of content it takes to make it big.

>>530429148
based. this is my progress so far. i'm just building more of the walls at the moment while i figure out where and what i want to build. thinking of giving all my cured zombie villagers their own house instead of one big hall because they're all special to me lol

>>530473948
>busty, scantily-clad models
>nothing more
What is, dare I ask, the point?

>>530489543
older contents were not much better either

>>530478972
woah sex!

my tiny cocklet is wet again

>>530489543
Did you watch it? It's pretty good.

>>530450980
based

>>530511712
I wonder if guys who edit the photos to censor nipples and cameltoes for a living save the originals aside and jerk off to them after work

>>530522390
>Oh, you're the new guy?
>So here's the image server, that's for incoming and that's for outgoing
>Here's something very important: make sure to always backup incoming images to The Vault - that's the folder right there. Just click on it and you'll see what I mean
>The toilets are over there. No worries, they're soundproof

>Copper pipes
>It has to be connected to a hopper
>It just has an input and and output
>Item transfer is instant
Hire me for more generic ideas Agnes

>>530532853
Give them the same speed as hoppers and they'd still be a great addition. I'm glad Mojang made it possible to disable the item-pickup feature of hoppers by just placing a full block above them to save on lag, but that's still a work around to a problem that shouldn't need to exist

>>530532853
>Copper pipes
>Gypsies spawn at night with bolt cutters
>Sell your pipes to wandering traders

Thinking on it, i don't know what copper pipes would achieve outside of removing the need for dropper chains or stupid towers of hoppers. The real power is linking multiple chests at once and i don't think Mojang would do that, it's also kinda lame in modded

>>530545171
I think it's enough if all they'd do is replace the need for long hopper chains, especially if that meant you could run them above or below other pipes without worry about items being pulled out. But if they're also faster than regular hoppers, you could hook up multiple inputs to a single output and speed things up that way. Even just two hoppers under the same large chest connected to a single pipe would double the speed of item transfer

leaf litter is so fucking ugly

>>530489543
I watched it yday while lifting. It was fun.

so when is java actually going to see a golem snapshot?

>>530566992
https://hejsweden.com/en/annual-leave-days-in-sweden-vacation-time/

>>530473948
>Most of the textures are flat colors
What's a good resource pack to go with this so these models look marginally less out of place?

>>530572330
Bare Bones/Simplicius

well, what do you think?

>>530589819
don't change it.
Instead, add a new dimension already (it's been over 10 years since The End was added...), and give that a higher requirement of entry.

>>530589819
good idea, poor implementation. EoE doesn't need to be changed
>>530590060
give us the fucking Aether already

>>530590187
>hire the lead dev behind Aether
>tease a new dimension portal in ancient cities
>experiment for years with new dimension concepts
>STILL no new dimension
wtf are they doing

>>530589819
This guy doesn't understand Minecraft's game design. Everything is optional, it's not linear, you don't have to 100% the game to beat it.

>>530590454
It's so fucking stupid. Plus the open-air nature of it would be perfect as the next dimension to explore after getting the elytra

>>530591013
What this guy said

>>529580381
I always use polished andesite when building a home, it looks nice

>>529616768
It can take anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour if youre unlucky

>>530600156
MIKU LOOK OUT!!!

>>530540038
>Gypsies spawn at night with bolt cutters
>Gypsies
Yes, it's gypsies who do that...

>>530589819
No matter how frustrated I get with Mojang's game design, Minecraft players will always find a way to demand something more needlessly tedious.

so uh, any hot pics of agnes

The name "happy ghast" pisses me off like you wouldn't believe. The mob itself is annoying and ugly but that's just par for the course, 75% of the problem is literally just the name. The worst part is I can't even think of anything snarky to call it instead that doesn't sound retarded and forced.

>>530590454
the portal is probably just there for spinoff material

>>530589819
>instead of adding new shit to work towards, let’s make getting an eye of ender much more tedious!
Reddit/10.

>>530605829
Fappy Ghast?

>>530605829
faggy ghast

haggy fast

>Zoomers found this slenderman scary

ARYANcraft…

fine then, die

...in minecraft

Will this guy my sister made get turned into a copper golem?

>>530605829
Tamed Ghast

>>530649114
probably not, a block update needs to happen for golems to be made so if the pumpkin already has been placed before the update then there's no block update for it to trigger creation

>>530649114
That's a jack o'lantern, not a carved pumpkin. Also, it won't update blocks retroactively

>>530605829
Gladst.

>>530649114
no, you will need to replace it and gaslight her it happened on its own

>>530650425
you can build golems with jack o'lanterns as well

>>530650425
Jack o lanterns can be used to make golems

does this still work? i've finished a 40x20 box so far and haven't spawn-proofed the underside, but not even a single ghast has spawned yet. People said it worked in java for them too, but i'm starting to have doubts

>>530651943
>>530652113
I had no idea

>>530652128
I’ve never made a Ghast farm, sorry.

>>530652128
Last ghast farm I made had more space for the ghasts for spawn, and used wither roses to kill them. I feel like that design shouldn't work, because mobs shouldn't be able to spawn inside of blocks, but I've never tried with ghasts

>>530628108
This looks like one of those excursions where they take a bunch of disabled adults to a lego exhibit. There's legit 2 normal looking people here

I finally got it

>>530656095
>most adults who enjoy Minecraft are oddballs or autists
Checks out

>>530656947
what the fuck is wrong with that indian kids legs

>>530656947
>teleports onto your chicken
Nothing personal, kid

>>530652113
why he die

>>530660472

>>529581509
>1. allay
>2. armadillo
>3. strider
>4. villager
>5. wandering trader
>6. dolphin
>7. polar bear
>8. breeze
>9. phantom
>10. vex

>>529581509
Why would I want anything deleted? I have no problem with the polar bear being nothing but an ambience mob. In fact, I'd welcome a brown-bear variant for the old-growth taiga biome

>>530127073
no they have a red x

they should have made an autumn biome and put the leaf litter only in there

If you wanted an incredibly easy change, they could just create deciduous trees but instead of having the leaves update causing thousands of block updates, they just have the leaf colour reference a ramp map in the shader, then have the ramp change based on the time of year. You get changing leaves for basically free

>>530665139
They should add a new birch biome with yellow, orange and red leaves so I can build some fucking autumn builds, that's what they should do

bros im so bad at redstone

>>530667575
Are you trying to push the hopper up? The comparator doesn't have anything to get a signal from currently, since the hopper is a block below it

>>530668018
i press a lever and it raises the hopper allowing lava chicken to infinitely play

>>530668848
I don't understand, what's the problem if it's working?

>>530672025
the problem is that i spent 2 hours making it

>>530672025
humblebragging. ignore.

>>530672514
That's called practicing

>>529581509
Sniffer
Wolves
Cats
Wandering Trader
Villagers
Phantoms
Goats
Foxes
Ocelots
Pandas

Fuck useless, non-threatening mobs and fuck villagers

>fuck foxes
I wish…

>>530665139
Forest floors aren't only covered in dead leaves in autumn

>>530667575
>>530668848
You don't need a piston, just lock the hopper with a redstone signal to stop the loop.

>>530693450
Minecraft doesn't have to adhere to real-world logic

>>530694732
But it looks nice

>>530695826
No it doesn't

>>530605829
It's such a reddit name. Just call it tamed or domesticated, that's what it is.

talkin' about minecraft

Every once in a while I scroll through Reddit and think "that looks nice"

>>530713938
what if i tell you that you're wrong and it's only nice because of the custom rendering

>>530715091
It's more the concept, I think. I like the idea of doing an underground cave base, but up in a mountain so you can have some windows to the outside as well

>>530715091
i find it hilarious how women have photo filters and men have shaders for unrealistic beauty standards

>>530713938
>and think "that looks nice"
... and then i built it myself and after a week i thought: "well, this is actually quite bad" and removed it again or modified it so much that it barely resembles the original anymore.

>>530721587
Best way to play the game, to be honest. Find inspiration from others, but ultimately make everything you build your own

>>530693450
And a evergreen tree that has needles, doesn't drop leaves.
Seeing leaves float out of spruce "leaves" is so infuriating, it makes me think that every mojang employee is like pic related.

>>529579915 (OP)
illagers added like 8 years ago and 8 years before that the game wasn't even in alpha yet

What's the version before all the shitty rock blocks like diorite and granite were added?

That surely has to be the best version of MC ever

Nu-troon Minecraft could NEVER allow something so soulful and beautiful like this to happen

>>530722742
that shit bugged me so much I ended up installing a mod to get rid of it

"He had in him the stuff of which legens are made" - John F. Pork

Old Minecraft reminds me why the modern gaming piss/slop filter colour pallette is so awful in contrast

>>530724787
there's a fox in my numinecraft world that just swims around by the shore

>>530727154
Do you keep worlds on different versions? I do that but sometimes I get sad when I can't connect my builds together ;(

>>530727863
No it's just I recently lost my 2 years old hardcore world so I started a new one

>>530726550
Good thing you can mod it

>>530727154
They chase fish, I think, and like all mobs their AI is disabled when they're too far away from the player, so they tend to get stuck in water because the only time there isn't fish to chase is when their AI is idling

>>530715091
What's wrong with it? It looks nice without shaders.

>>530728927
I'm straight.

>wondered why game felt slow on my 180hz monitor
>set to 120 fps lock for some reason
This is why i don't bother past modpacks

>>530731362
You can mod that too

>>530724787
what...?

>>530738406
a cow in a waterfall. what part do you not understand?

>>530738826
why wouldn't they allow that

>>530739240
too much soul. there are probably conditional statements in the code to prevent that from happening. you wouldn't want straight white males to experience such a cozy thing, would you.

>>530738826
I just tested this in 1.21.7. Cows still walk into and swim up waterfalls. Also, while testing this, I got a seed that looks a lot like your image at spawn.

Sex with Alex

Hey guys, do you know any long running vanilla lets plays on YT? Please tell them to me, especially if they have frequent uploads.

>>530755675
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaAVDbMg_XArcet5lwcRo12Fh9JrGKydh

>>530760563
Etho doesn't really upload the LP anymore. I think cutting up the nexus mountain ruined it. It looks bad and he stopped regular uploads then.

>>530738406
I was playing Minecraft and there was a cow in a waterfall and i thought it would be cool to post it here and make something up about nu-trooncraft world generation or something

>>530739240
Because world gen was better then and things just spawned like that or something...it was a half joke.

When Minecraft was new, my friend showed me a room he dug out behind a waterfall. In retrospect it was a really low effort build.

>>530770225
He gets imagination points though. You realise the NPC will build a dirt house the first time playing not due to any lack of skill or knowledge of the game but due to lack of ability to improvise and think outside the box. If you build a house around features of a landscape it shows you understand how to mine, craft and build. You are at the least attempting to play the game rather than just trying to "get through it" like a barbarian plays video games

>>530760563
>>530763237
I've already been watching some of Etho's Let's Play series, but he doesn't upload it often at all. It's still good, though.

I appreciate that you guys responded, thanks.

>>530770892
how to redeem imagination points?

>creating fresh minecraft content is so hard nowada-

>>530773859
Its easier than ever

>Ai generated content
>Edgy meme stuff
>Endless nostalgia
for me it's stampyzaza

Is suspicious stew made from poppies opium?

Is there an optimal height to place a sky iron farm?

>Bedrock
>Place scaffoldings and dirt until reach level 150
>Place some blocks to start a base
>Ride in happy ghast up and down to build everything.
>Transport couple villagers with a boat, drop food.
>Place in the floor dripstone, hoppers and chests.

If everything works as intended, the golem should spawn, get pushed and fall from 153-154 to the dripstones at 48. Should take 200 damage upon hitting the dripstones, causing instant death.

Would work or what I'm missing here?

Did Mojang adding all the new shit to the Nether make Fortresses harder to come by or am I just unlucky?

>>530781216
I thought so until i found one pretty close.

BUT the biomes are fucked. I had to travel on a boat on the overworld to make a new portal so i would get out of the FUCKING DOGSHIT AWFUL CANCER BIOME that is the basalt deltas

>everyone is hyped about golem item sorting sidegrade
>i'm glad it will allow simple long range item transportation, without a hopper line or waterway

>>530785913
>everyone is hyped
[citation needed]

I just want a big castle populated with villagers and for each room to house a different job. I have such ambition.

>>530785913
I can't wait to have my golem transport a block of dirt up a set of stairs only to have the block hopped back into his copper chest for all eternity

>>530787027
gee gerg, people already made videos about that, you will need to think of another gag. or maybe just throw some china on the ground and call it a day.

>>530787704
y u mad tho

>>530787927
because i "discovered" him while looking for some redstone videos, gave him a benefit of doubt, and it turned out every minute i spent watching his stuff was a waste of time.

Is this working? Loosely inspired by Culross Palace