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Bakushin front or pace chaser?
>>529599745End closer duh
>>529599745front so you can unga bunga speed
Is it possible to impregnate a robot?
My Oguri is stuck at B... how do I make her better?
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GAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSE
PLEASE, someone explain to me how the fuck Super Creek won by 9 fucking lenghts in this
Super Creek stats: https://litter.catbox.moe/pke0biu5mrep8n3s.jpg
Symboli Rudolf stats: https://litter.catbox.moe/61zqilj01po7mkjf.jpg
Can't believe I won with this... and only a C+ too
>>529600141Which one makes you pp hotter?
>>529600151she simply still has more in her
>>529600151You got outstamina'd
>>529600194I suppose it's mcqueen then I just kind of find rudolf funny
there are so many Agnes in the club room....
https://x.com/i/trending/1940154782741680430
Uma's trending!
>Generic uma ended up winning because me (Teio) and McQueen blocked each other on the last spurt
Are you fucking serious right now
I got maruzensky and taiki from my tickets
what about my umadachis
>>529599426 (OP)I SWEAR IF I DONT GET EVEN A SINGLE COPY OF KITASAN BLACK ILL BE SENDING HER TO THE HOTGLUE FACTORY
https://rule34video.com/video/3907369/kitasan-black-uma-musume-axl0204316/
>want to start the anime
>see what they did to my golshi
I SHANT
>>529600552Why are you like this...
>>529600141I'm in the same predicament
>>529600503I want her to drug me. I don't care what she does after. I'll be her guinea pig any day.
Howmuch loner tunil banner chanfes..//
Post /uma/ club names for global in the OP for fucks sake
>>529600151Bro you got 2 int
Someone said that Wit affects "cruising speed" or your rough performance for the first 2/3rd before the final spurt
After seeing that I believe it.
well that was easy, shame about the sparks
What the fuck am I supposed to do with these shitty sparks?
Trainer talks like they are trying to get raped by a horse
why do end and pace exist? they're just worse than late and front
>>529599745bakushin deez nuts
When do we get this semen demon?
I don't know anything about her besides her name, but she's pretty fucking hot.
>>529600761transfer all the ones that aren't speed and breed the remaining ones
>try to manually train after autoing ever since last scenario
>get to my 4th run
I feel burned out already...
Okay I give up. I MUST be doing something wrong.
Why am I only ever getting WIT sparks when my wit NEVER GOES ABOVE 500? I've spent the entire day getting wit sparks, don't you just need to train more whatever thing you want a spark?
I need a long runner from my ticket but can't decide... I know Rudolph is better in the long-term but I'm not all that attracted to her character. Rice is total wife tier but she sounds like a pain to spend any time racing. And McQueen I find quite cute but I'm conscious that she's strictly just a worse Rudolph. I know McQueen is also the only one of them who doesn't have to deal with that obnoxious high stamina race, I don't know how much of a buff that would be in her favour. I just don't want to have to fuss with Gold Ship... help me decide pls
>>529600804Violent breasts.
What happens when you pull a costume alt of an Uma you already own? Does it count as a new trainee?
>>529600717someone need to make a rentry and then include them there, posting them raw in the OP is too bloated. Then again, from what I've seen, clubs get filled within a few hours after they put recruitments up
>>529600845By breed you mean use them as parents? I've been doing that and I'm not getting any speed sparks
Wtf Kenny Loggins actually knows about Mayano
https://youtu.be/_tfWqxGdsU0?si=lNaOsVuOBnmUGAoZ
Is hachimi working in jp
>>529600987Alts are new characters
How do the alternative outfits work? Is it just a change of clothes or are they separate characters?
>>529600416Funny? she's plain as Jane. I don't think she benefits from looking genuinely kinda bad in the school uniform too. I like her unique outfit, but her uniform doesn't fit her at all
>>529600928choose the one you like most and make it work for extra soul points, I actually just chose mcqueen over rudolph myself because I find her cuter
>>529601004I respect you... BUT, still.
>>529600990damn...imagine being uma on the right and lose with that a lot of make up...
>>529600990How is it fair that the French horses are some of the most sexo in a Japanese game?
Beeline Burst or Breath of Fresh Air better for S. Suzuka?
>>529601050Tom Cruise is aware of her too.
>>529601072The big question then. Can the OG be a parent to an alt?
>>529601273No, they are the same Uma in that sense.
spent $40 and didn't get any dupes, I've been rewarded for delaying EoS
>>529601262>Tom Cruise I bet his oshi isn't even Mayano
>>529600923It's just bad RNG. People here have been BAKUSHINNING all day going past S+ speed and garbage for everything else yet still get shit like spark 1 guts or stamina.
>I still can't complete the 5 support training mission
i'm going to murder the guy who had the idea to put ths in the game
>>529601273No, nor can they be in the same pvp team including trials
So I got a 2-speed spark finally, what do I do with it? Just use it alongside a 1-star speed spark and try to make a three? How does that work?
>>529600928You know the sex beast Mayano Top Gun is a Long runner right?
Man Tachyon's kinda hot....
>>529601152She's definitely cuter in near every way. it's her being kinda limited strategy wise and almost being an easy modo horse with bad inheritance that causes me to be a bit hesitant. Rudolph totally trumps her on that front. Her benefit is having an easier career and a cuter character whilst Rudolph is better for pvp or challenge modes and makes for a better parent with a whack ass personal skill.
>>529601369I'm going to kill myself.
>>529601262https://youtu.be/3EaeOJxiPPI
>his reaction
>>529601332stupid sexy hag
>>529601072>Is hachimi working in jpOn DMM not on Steam......yet
My ass is not winning this one, already used my three clocks
>>529600990>still no sign on Montjeu on the official website anywhereUnironically, what did they mean by this?????
>>529601157I'm not sure what you mean?
>>529601529Congrats. You got best girl.
>>529601457I let Tachyon inject me with dangerous experimental drugs just so I can have a brief moment of physical connection with her.
>>529601562Might need to reinstall then... is there a problem with having it installed on steam global and dmm at the same time
>>529601468Also McQueen has weird skills. She has the skills of a front runner but no front runner innate
late bitches need 500+ wits just to find their way around the stampede it's fucking unbelievable
Fucking got my first quad friend training feels so fuckin good
>>529601468I'm just going to hope I luck into rudolph sooner or later personally, although I've refused to reroll and I'm not going very hard into the pvp meta so that makes it a much easier decision for me
is it true that the IRL horse owners are the ones who sign off on the uma designs
was there really an ojisan who looked at his horse and went "yeah make him a big titty texan cowgirl that speaks broken english"
>>529600151What is an emperor to a mommy?
>>529601664no, you need power baka torena
>>529601393If you want some advice you could just take all speed cards regardless of rarity and try a career with Bakushin. As long as you get your friendship levels maxed before Summer 2 the odds that they'll all join speed training is higher.
If you have fully uncapped R's of speed characters just take those, they'll have an even higher chance
>>529601619Doesn't matter, it's fine. Cute wife!
>>529601725Cygames is playing nice and letting the owner have the last word from what I understand, which might be the reason why Scarlet has so huge tits, just to spite Vodka.
>>529601746all the power in the world isn't going to do shit without wits
>>529601529Rice Shower being a jobber is a myth
>>529601568if you're going to do it blow your load on beginner pack B/C they're the highest value by far
>>529601645Works on my machine
>>529601725>yeah make him a big tittyI only know that's true for Scarlet's owner, no clue about Shuttle
>>529601626But I was told she's bad at racing.
>>529601249Even their half breed is sexo.
exhibit A: Chrono
i want taiki shuttle to smother me with her tits
>>529601725The best we have is Japanese 4chan rumors like King Halo's owner insisting they make him into a haughty ojou-sama, or Daiwa's owner saying she needs to have bigger breasts than Vodka.
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>>529600620Based mob Umas. They deserve a victory every now and then.
>>529601885Insightful comment
>>529601725iirc the owner of irl scarlet told them to make her tits bigger when discussing designs
>>529601457she's checking some really nice boxes.
>Cool personality>Cute hair>Beautiful eyes
>>529601970NPC umas literally fall into a meat grinder off-screen right after the concert
>>529601725I think so, the two raging manlet from Sunday Racing both have "COOL" design definitely not a coincidences
>>529601963based
but then we have gay owners like orfe's
>>529600151That Creek has a heal unique and 2 more heals.
That gives her the equivalent of like 550 Stamina.
I'm tired of rerolling is this good enough or should I go back to the mines?
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I got Maruzensky from a daily ticket and Rice Shower from the guaranteed random SSR.
So should I still pick Oguri Cap? Or go with Taiki for the Dirt races?
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>>529602043just look at that cute
BAKUSHIN IS STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>529602119> dacchi still rerolling Just do it bro
>>529602119>rerolling a week in>no spd SSRwhat's happening here
>>529601772nta, what do you mean by fully uncapped? lv 20 max? I am currently using max LB event Spe-chan and the rest is a mix of rarities and LB levels
>>529601587>576 spd>Paceisn't that kinda low
>>529602119I'm sorry to say but this might be the worst reroll I've seen
>No SC or FM>Zero SR Speed cards
>>529601529Works on my machine
>>529602127Oguri for meta (she can also run dirt if you myutate her a little), Taiki if you like the big titty texas girl (who is also quite good)
>>529602127Oguri can fill anything in your trials including dirt
Could you guys help me out building a deck for Suzuka? Picrel is what I currently have, but I don't know what to use the last slot + what to borrow (probably FM).
>>529602043>cool personality Interesting way to put it.
>>5296022082LB INT Daiwa is better than 0LB Fine though.
>>529602149bakushin bakushinumamusume (fuffuu)
honmei ana uma kakiwakete (fuuwaa fuuwaa)
bakushin bakushin umamusume (fuffuu))
oitsuke oikose hikko muke (yosshaa!!)
I want a pony collection and to play all the stories. Is my best option to roll on banner characters one at a time? I want all the ponies
>>529602203Yeah, we didn't win but she did get some pretty good clutches. Still kind of learning how everything works. Still think I did pretty good for a second career win.
>>529602127>>529602267Depends on your cards, if you have at least 4 SSR/SR speed cards, go with Maruzensky.
If not, Oguri is a safer, more-consistent uma
>>529602346She's just a Kamen Rider, anon.
>>529601723I feel like by the time I gather the shards for Rudolph I'd have other options. That's why getting a horse who'd be a great head start for basically anything that's a late or end runner sounds so appealing. thinking of what a Gold Ship/Rudolph boosted runner could do makes my balls tingle. Whilst if I go McQueen she'd be a steady and easy way to grind long race careers but not much else. It'd largely be for the flat meme and just to have a waifu horse in my barracks.
>>529602119Bro you only need super creek and rent out the other support cards, go try playing the game to understand what Im talking about
>>529602292>>529602321>>529602407Thanks bwos, went with Oguri.
>MaruzenskyI said I already have her...
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>>529602136its over for me....
>>529602405Good looking run, but you could triple crown clear with 80 less power.
how cursed / blessed is my account
>>52960236410-roll is better. You should roll on the support cards too so that your ponies don't get gimped on stats.
>>529602348Good point! I still don't like it due to the lack of meth cards
I fell for the meme
345 rolls and only lb1 tama
>>529601725You ever wondered why [insert noun] City horses are almost always gyarus?
>>529602325(I'm not using Super Creek because she doesn't need any stamina skills, I tried not using maestro and she still won all 17 races she participated in)
>>529602498My wife and me
>>529602491>takes you to the aquarium as a "date">cant stop sperging about the glass used in the displaysspecial brand of autism
>>529602515>ricethrow it away
>>529602515good honse luck, C+ card luck
I picked Rice Shower because her hat is cute. I have no idea what I'm doing and her stats are weird. How should I play her?
>>529602548I heard something about characters being obtainable in events frequently? Is that true?
>>529602364you want to put some rolls into cards since they help you train your umas better, although you can burrow cards too which helps a lot. Either way do 10-rolls I don't think the 2* guarantee works otherwise so you're missing out a bit
>>529602491her big hair makes her head look too big for her body
I spent 3 runs looking for 5 supports and it didn't count, that's bullshit
>>529602127Both have very distinct personality quirks. Shuttle is your Lena/Lemmy/Patricia style Yankee gal and Oguri's your Kuudere dope
>>529602668You get 2/3 of the shards from events, the remaining 1/3 from dailies when they're up. It'll be 1 uma every 2-3 months though.
>>529602590he's STILL REROLLING
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA WHA THE FFUCK
>>529602651Why canโt you just cheer for rice anon :(
>>529602651I WILL make rice work
Who has the better skill? Maruzensky or taiki?
>halfway through second year
>SC Maestro event still hasn't triggered
>mfw
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>>529602507I'll keep that in mind
Reminder for newfags that you have to cook the burger
https://files.catbox.moe/e9oyhd.webm
I just unlocked clubs. Is there one for the 4chan l33t trainers?
>>529602641God, I want to watch Rolling Thunder, Taxi Driver, Thief, Death Wish and Dirty Harry all cuddled up with her.
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>>529602325Your 3LB King Halo is much better than either of those 2 0LB Speed Cards, so swap one out.
You can try slotting in Power Bourbon since she has a useful skill for Suzuka.
>>529600990Uma on the right looks quite toned
>>529602617you can never go wrong with stamina skills though
>>529602590Dacchi your free rolls...
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what now.....
Will she get her Second Crown here?
>>529602854run bakushin with 6 speed cards and get lucky
>>529602864>yellow egg>not the whole egg>THAT fucking biggranted the way I make mine is a tat weird and specific, but jesus lmao
After KitaBlack who is the next card or horse we're saving for?
>Finish career with 1200 SS
>1 Star Wit
You stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. You're glue now. You're daddies little jet puff marhsmallows.
should I even bother with kitablack if I don't plan on rolling dupes?
Why shouldn't you use 2 of the same strategies in the same distance? Is there some kinda penalty or are they getting in the way of each other?
>>529602870yes but they keep filling up. Just lurk until someone makes a new one and posts about it.
>>529602904What do you think about it now? +FM borrow
>>529603005Like I said, she won seventeen matches with zero stamina skills. If suzuka manages to stay 1st till the corner she just uses her skills and zooms to the finish line.
>>529602854See pic. Use all speed cards and just wait
Imagine getting picked up by her, then getting carried to wherever she pleases, you unable to do anything.
>>529603223Cute wife
>>529603312You only get points from a skill's activation once iirc
I never watched the team race
>>529603335Its going to have to be me isnt it?
who's lightning mcqueen kachow VA? tadokoro azusa?
>>529602854>>529603387I got my 5 card challenge done on a failed training attempt.
>>529602590I'm at 250 and have mlb tama and lb1 tucker, if I don't get another tucker with free rolls I may have to use a rainbow rock rather than getting a dupe tama
>>529603061Iโm in the same boat as you. Iโm guessing you have been obsessing pretty hard. Take a break
>>529603358Should be good. Suzuka's campaign isn't very stamina heavy, but if it's starts not working great, may need to either slot in a stamina card or try 3Speed/2Power/1INT.
>>529603306Kita is seeing use even to this day in JP
Why are we playing a game that has five years of content to catch up on again?
I want a new pony. Who comes out tomorrow? Iโve seen the pic of the schedule but I canโt recognize them yet
>>529603306You can just slowly uncap her with tix and rainbow stones
>>5296036294* 4.5 in 6 weeks
>>529603648the robot hors
>>529603387I used SIX speed cards.
The fuckers appeared on Stamina, right at the end of the career
>2 complete winning career runs with Urara
>zero 5-suport trainings
>a few turns into bakushin's career
she didn't even run her debut race yet. I hate this.
>>529603506Not that anon but speak of the fucking devil
Have you guys figured a way to savescum already?
every character in this game is basically just 1 joke over and over and half the time the joke is mental retardation
>>529603306this is dependant on if you care about any of the 2021 umas, if you want the anime collab costumes, and how deep your support pool is
Have any of you newcuties watched this yet? please get into keiba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08
also tanuki version for funsies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkCM9GrP_o
>>529603706>at the end of the careerjust get lucky bro
>lay down for a nap
>have an actual dream of urara winning the arima kinen
>it felt so realistic i check my pc for the screenshot i thought i saved after i wake up
What the fuck
is there any reason not to lend people shoes in your club
>>529603834I just wanted to be included...
I think McQueen is a slut because of that design.
>>529603962She was a man in her previous life, so she knows what men want
>>529603706Holy shit this is a blessed image anon
>>529603781off the top of my head my only must have 2021 uma is agnes digital (if I'm reading the schedule correctly), although there are a couple others I'd like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95a50HBqb_k
looking good
>>529603962She definitely wears a black lace thong and asks Torฤnฤ-san to choke her in bed.
>>529603931No.
It's going to be your primary way of obtaining club points for a while.
>>529603513I can secure enough jims for another spark and use a stone later, but I'd rather save up the stone for the next human rights. I'm rather desperate for tama because I already spent 60k on the bait banner for ardan only to come out with nothing (ended up using the spark for lb3 taishin because lb2 ardan still need a lot of work). Also I thought tama was a guts card.
Yeah I'm retarded I know that
newbab here
how the fuck do affinities work for legacy?
is it worth even caring about?
>>529603816>That giant early lead>Camera has to zoom out more and more to keep track>Get overtaken in a close finish anywayThere, I watched it. Happy?
>please get into keibaNo lmao
>>529604197Have you checked the finnish line?
>>529602864I will NEVER call those "hamburgers"
excluding play time on my phone
I picked McQueen I don't care if she sucks She is cute and our canon wife
>>529604220That stuff doesnt matter focus on mixing horses with higher point grades. Bs and As.
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>>529599426 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
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>>529603629Because it's fun? Being caught up just means not being allowed to save for new characters. We're kind of getting that experience now that they've accelerated the schedule anyways.
Is the country/region selection important? Is it the server location?
>>529604220If your legacies give you a bonus to a certain affinity, like Pace Chaser or Turf or so on, it'll give it an increase at career start - however, it will not ever increase it to S-rank
You get two Inspiration events through your career, and if you roll the affinity sparks again, you can raise said affinities even higher, including to S-rank
As for how you actually get good affinity sparks, it will always roll a high affinity that horse has
However, the value of 1 to 3 is entirely random so you just need to hope
>most random shit ever
>somehow contributed to my Uma's growth
Damn, first run while borrowing no whale umas.. This girl is strong
>>529603667Where / How do we get rainbow stones without throwing dollars on this game
How to farm goddess statues? I really want to unlock Golshi's unique outfit
>>529604092I love how those race CG intros look like they were from the 80s.
Oh my god its snowing my horse cant deal with this I think im going to lose the final because my horse cant deal with white water
>>529603629People have been crawling on their hands and knees for Uma Global for years
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>>529604303the germ*ans and other european places know how this stuff works, but the video above is half a fucking meat cake lmao.
>>529600091Do more actual races during your career. Focus on clearing the 10k+ fans ones
>>529603774issa good joke doe
>>529604240It's been a week since the global launched and nobody getting into keiba, global is a failure..
It's like I'm watching Cinderella Gray...
>>529604726Satania horse acute
So how easy would it be to trick Urara into sex?
What about Bakushin?
Of course I get this with Teio's unsexy body
>>529603774the different honses have different kinds of mental retardation though, golshi and bakushin are very different wavelengths
Holy shit just die I fucking HATE YOU
>>529604694gambling is bad, i could get stoned for that
Please gold ship dont get second place again
>>529604694That's like expecting FGO player to get into history. Don't be silly, Keiba-kun....
>>529604726Tama-chan...
>>529604835Someone got MEEKED.
>>5296048593rd place it is?
>Best Bakushin career so far
>1 Star Guts
AAAAAAAAAH
>>529604694Main Story will convert the unbelievers.
Trust in the plan, dacchi.
>>529604884I kind of wish the Umas were unnaturally tall like how some fanart portrays them. Even the petite Umas should be like 5'10 or something.
>>529604835Happy ending kek
What running style I should put with Teio?
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>Double circle everything for debut race
>get fucked during the race
Got it chief
>>529604835>actually losing to Meek
>>529604835that's what you deserve you stamina-ignoring fuck
>>529604694where the fuck did you get a GOLDEN JUSTAWAY
Ok im lost. Both the parents are three stars why the fuck am I getting 1 star.
>>529604974Yes unfortunately :(
>>529604859Good to see I'm not the only one being careful with these. I think on day 2 I saw posts of anons being out of clocks already. I only just started having gold problems after upgrading my new 3* hors skills
>>529604835No way 1k speed Sakura would ever lose wtf are you doing man
>>529604835Hell yeah! Go Meek!!!!
>>529604694>getting into keibaI can't understand the caster or the moonrunes during the race. Makes it hard to get into. I've watched a few races that my local track posted online because of this stupid honsegirl game though.
how long do i have to wait for marvelous sunday...
How the hell do I win the Japanese derby? None of my horses are cutting it.
I just realized im supposed to save my currency
>>529605170It was snowy and my little horsie said her feeties hurt
I want to pull rice... I really want to pull rice... even if I can't reliably farm her career I'm not against trying to get one decent run and shoving her in my pvp team. I like rice. rice is my soul pick... do I believe in rice Anons? I know her career is pain, but if I don't have rice on my account I'll always be missing her.
>>529604835>>529605173Is Meek a perma-locked NPC only Uma or will we be able to roll for her?
>>529603405Made for amazon pressing me
>>529605154>pichow to trigger that event? do i need to max her friendship before certain year or is it really random?
>>529603104So friend cards count? someone said they don't and I've just been using one for stamina since my bakushin suffers. Would it be recommend to do a few rolls on the support card banner since all i have for speed cards are Special week and 4 R's to fill the speed slot.
>>529605170I got 15th place in the semis with 1k speed and had to use the clock
>>529604694I consider real life horse racing to be unethical on multiple levels but here it's just a regular sport so it's cool
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More like Happi Miku!
>>529605209I got it on Winning Ticket by speed maxxxing and crutching on maestro for stam. Got fukt later because I neglected stam + power but the Derby was an easy win.
This 5 support card mission is fucking bullshit. Iโve been doing it all day thereโs no way this isnโt bugged
>>529604694Give it some time. It's still the honeymoon phase for most.
>>529605216you need to learn to be happy with your SINGLE free daily donkey roll. treat meta card banners like granfes or bluefes or w/e you wanna call it
why cant we get happy meek?
>>529605406Well that answers my question
>>529605391took me 2 careers
>>529605362Are you using pace? Make her front runner
Get a suzuka card and slap it to her wtf
>Spark grinding isn't worth it
Glad I didn't listen
>>529605353I'd recommend rolling a bit on the support card banner in general, they can be essential to clearing campaigns
>>529605283>even if I can't reliably farm her careerWait is she bad?
I just got her...
>>529605209I've won with Vodka and King so it's definitely doable. If you just want the trophy you can try setting up Vodka for medium races but you can probably get it with general skills like I did.
>>529605308NPC only
you are NOT her toreena
but it would be cool if they released a scenario where you team up with kiryuin and used that as an excuse to add her to the roster
>>529605525bro shes the worst horse in the game because it died on the race track irl
>>529605283So just be yourself, and do it if you think it'll make yourself happy.
That's why we play games after all.
>>529605432you would need to puverize Aoi's womb first
>>529605485I'm using front. I got 1st the second try so maybe it's just bad RNG idk
>>529605334I have no idea. I dont lose the game anymore and it happens a fair bit. She asks if I want equipment or carrots and I usually go carrots. I'm pretty sure that's why she bakes me a huge carrot cake at the end in a scene and gives a bunch of +stats.
>>529605525she's one of the harder ones
Turning all Umas into glue!
>>529605308She'll get in if some ranch decides to name one of their horses after her. Expect her in 10 or so years.
>>529604804It's actually Jahy-sama horse
>>529605525She's got a Long heavy campaign which means you need M O R E S T A M I N A.
>>529605525nta but I've seen people claim/complain about her career being one of the harder ones to go through.
If cards are so important then why cant i roll for them right now!
>>529604726The Mother
The Daughter
and The Holy Cap
Will be in Osaka around the end of the month (22nd - Aug 4) people knowledgeable of the JP horse racing scene will there be any races in that time slot in or around Osaka?
Benis transfer student scenario when
What can we do to deal with the Uma on torainah-san rape epidemic?
Do anons really bother with affinity compatibilities? Like I just wanted to borrow 9* legacy from whales (with speed or power) but none of them are circled. Do I really need to care about that and does that lessen my chance of getting a 3* spark?
For long magueen it's stamina>speed>wit right? and pace over front (she has b front)
>>529605283DO IT. why do you wanna metaslave an accelerated EoS game? play for the girls and story. youll just be bitter if you metaslave until the game dies
>cant figure out game
>look into the general
>everyone recommending speed bakushin
>try it
>first time won uma finale with SS speed
jfc
If rice is bad gameplay wise is she at least sex?
How the fuck do I get a 3 star spark
>>529605743https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/
They already did.
>>529605894Just MVP your luck.
That's it.
I swear if I have a ~20% failure a day before a race it's guaranteed to fail
>>529605894play a 5 year old gacha for more than a week
need a CLUBinvite please
681 292 672 980
>>529605743But Meek is already real?
>>529605894If your stat is over 1000 you have 10% chance of it being 3 star
>>529602642I would have told her in excruciating detail how i got a boner after the tempered glass talk when she asks for research data by the end of the "date"
REALLY NIGGER? UNCURABLE CONDITION??
>>529606039theyre so goddamn muscular
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holy FUCK she's cute
>>529606053Ok so thats really all I need to do. I'll just keep cheesing this bitches career until it happens I guess.
>>529606053>over 10001100*
>>529605925>shes actually real
>>529605821No such thing as trainer rape in Tracen, and trainer shouldn't have been wearing clothes that accentuated his muscles anyway.
>>529606126thats all you need
>>529600151>Rudolph jobbingNothing out of the ordinary here
What does one do in this situation?
>>529606119That's what I'm doing too, I'm also at like 6+ BAKUSHINS but with all like 1 star wits/guts.
I've only had 1 PERMADECK since playing the game. Can I just steam along like this? Also I am not sure if my cards are good
>>529604835Playable Meek when?
>>529606016Theyre all full I'll make a new one, anyone looking for a club reply to this post.
>>529605368You made me consider it just now. It's pretty fucked but I also think it's exciting to watch. I have yet to decide which part of me will win out. Maybe I should just watch NASCAR instead since cars don't bleed through their lungs during a race.
>>529606070super creek? it's THAT time of the month
>>529606196>musclesi cant self insert like that
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>>529605507First 10 roll in.
>>529605417Appearntly there's a banner coming on July 16th with a card named kitsan black or something and its really good, is this true? I'm not sure what i should really be saving for.
>DST
It seems it's not just CarsTM where McQueen is a fraud.
I got Rice as my random SSR fuck this game. What an ugly bitch that's useless in gameplay and has 0 sex appeal.
>>529606196Trainers have no rights.
I haven't used my 3* Scout Ticket yet. Who should I use it on?
>>529606175That hons was named after the game released to be clear.
>>529606231If you feel you're run is going poorly/mid it's probably worth the gamble. I haven't lost the gamble for it yet but I heard it can screw over your run if you fail.
>>529606231health and charm have more chance to success
>>529606242if you don't want to think about the deck this game isnt for you aniki
>>529605821Dunno, but I'm starting to think these gacha games are encouraging female-on-male (me) rape...
>>529606337Did you use your random SSR ticket already?
Use it first. You get it from finishing all the Special Missions
>>529606275Never touching that bitch again
>>529606231I pick health since the bad roll is easily covered up. Top one is the ultimate gambling strat
>>529606290Don't waste your carrots until you know what you want then.
>>529606410>>529606419Ok, good to know. Is there a list of what they all do somewhere?
>>529606335finally an opinion i can get behind
>>529606290You need to ask yourself what you want to commit to.
Trying hard in PvP events, or being okay with being more casual in those.
Since SSR Support cards are across the board worse than MLB SRs until the SSRs are 3LB or MLB themselves, you have to decide whether you're going to call all in rolling for supports, or being okay with being more casual and rolling for characters when it suits you.
>>529606280Have the courage to change the things that you can for the better, torena-san.
>>529606420That's from the rerolling I was already able to get fine motion
Anyone with an FM support card that I can add as a friend please ?
since few previous thread anon post vtuber and no one fucking complain(unlike /bag/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAN-EW4JkUc
here's your first big corpo vtuber playing uma musume
????????????????????????
>WINS EVERY RACE
>JOBS
??????????????????????????
>>529600634Still stuck on 5 supports bullshit.
>>529606242you'll want to change your deck to better suit your umas sooner or later but that seems fine
>>529606724Probably late start > blocked.
>>529599426 (OP)Okay bros, do I save the SR ticket or just use it now?
>>529606825I CLOCKED 3 TIMES AND THE BEST SHE COULD DO WAS 7TH????????????????
How the fuck am I supposed to get 1.4m points in 7 days?
>>529606290this is true. its meta for the first 2 years and still good after. you want at least 3 copies of it to be better than anything else youll own. speed SRs that are fully uncapped would be better than a single kitisan black, BUT you may as well save and roll on the 16th for the chance at the card or the SRs you need to fill out your support team. nothing in this game is limited so you can always roll it afterwards by chance. just save until banners with meta cards so you have a better chance at rolling them
>>529606472Not yet. I haven't really been actually playing the game that much. Just been doing the daily free summon to try and get Opera.
>>529606645Is she good?
>>529606724she either got bodyblocked or you fucked her stamina up
>>529606796Lost my gamble on the first one. Don't care about Scarlet particularly but it's a shame to have only gotten it once and lost.
>>529606874EL CONDOR PASA
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>>529606913sorry that you have shit taste anon
>>529606862save support tickets. use horse tickets whenever
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>>529606920McFatty has to win HaruTen so she should have more than enough stamina to win a 2000m race in the URA Finals.
>Mayano Top Gun
>front runner
>mediums into long races with steep stamina breakpoints
>then runs back to a bunch of mediums then Arima Kinen
This is literally reverse King Halo
>>529606864How much speed did you have?
People say that the general playstyle is to go for cards not umas, but when do I get umas? Mainly anniversaries?
>>529607000Alright cool, will use now then since it's hors ticket
>>529602043Even better when you realize her pupil with 4 lines referenced to her 4 winstreak and undefeated record in races.
>>529607260in-between meta support cards
>>529606724>14That's when you switch strategies dumdum
>>529607375i did, i tried pace and front
>>529606724>Lost to a generic umaMcCucks will never recover from this
>>529607260If you don't care about winning PvP events and are okay with just grabbing participation rewards, once you get MLB SRs, just roll for whatever umas you want.
>race the Osaka Hai with Maruzensky
>get fucking 10th, wasn't close at all
>alarm clock
>she blows them away gets 1st easily
alright
i think tazuna is a good card since she will give you extra stat at the end of ura final race and energy recovery
>>529607260once you have a card setup you're comfortable with it's fine to diverge to umas if you don't care a ton about pvp
What is max distance for long races?
>When your uma wins and is waving to the crowd, and you see the other umas crying as they run past
Kinda feels bad.
>>529606264throw me an inv 558 865 356 134
>>529607583Yeah haha imagine all the crying Umas being loaded into a truck and shipped off to be turned into glue and gelatin.
>>529607583haha yeah imagine
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>>5296075603600m, but that's only a G2, the longest G1 is Spring Tennosho at 3200m.
>Fine Motion + Bakushin + Gold City ssr cards
Good enough reroll bwos? Or should i keep mining for rng
I found this random flowchart but I dunno how accurate it is
>>529607748What about stadium pvp?
>>529607757the damage this fucking graphic did is irreparable
>>529607583Dreams are built upon a pile of dreamcorpses.
>>529607236You NEED 400 wit by URA bwo...
>He doesn't turn every character into a Brainless Speedster BAKUSHIN Front Runner through the power of inheritance
Never gonna Umake it
>>529607757If you plan on sticking to this game long term you want creek + speed sr/ssrs + maybe some random ssrs
Updated the primer to umamusu global with some minor corrections. Now with a link to the Reference Document aka Uma Bible
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Any more thoughts? I think this is basically it, the reference doc is enough to answer any in depth questions. I'd appreciate if it got added to the OP as a seperate link so newfags skimming by spot it easily and have most basic questions taken care of.
>>529607824There's nyothing linked in the OP to lead me better....
>>529607816I think it can roll any distance between 2500 and 3600m.
Are the anime collab characters exclusive to bd codes or are they rollable?
>>529607236You got boxed in . Try to keep power more closer to your speed value. Also try to keep wits above 400 around the finals so your horse isn't retarded with positioning and can proc skills often.
>>529607583Yeah but your Uma also cries when you lose badly too. You must protect your chosen umas smile anon.
>>529607757>Still rerollingBro, you better hurry it up. The MLB of the event card will be worth more for you now than whatever 0+ shit you get.
>>529607757I literally never used finemo outside of trying out the rental deck few months ago
>>529607824It's truly incredible.
>>529607898https://youtu.be/-tsdrGvp5Zk?si=YuHDsUCvXK8-XDJ-
this video taught me more than hours of reading random shit
>>529607757fine motion + 2 speed ssr's is fine. just... play. super creek aint even good with a single copy. just borrow it
>>529607909How the fuck do you get enough stamina for long then? Do you go 3 stam cards build and a bunch of gold heals or some shit?
I'm looking at the carat shop and it won't open on different browsers. Should i get the Rookie Starter Pack B or C? B has Guaranteed 3* Make Debut ticket and C has a An SSR Guaranteed Make Debut ticket. I have Super creek and fine motion uncapped. For trainees i just oguri.
>>529607898the infograph isn't terrible, it's just weirdly fixated on FM and dupes. In reality the possibility of getting dupes is too low to care about, and FM is replaceable (or just rent it) while creek has more mileage.
I'm gonna just roll on whatever banners I feel like after Kitasan Black
374576261024
if someone want 6* stamina sparks
>>529608016Honestly, if it flipped SC and FM i.e. 2 SC and 1 FM = godtier, then it would be valid. FM is great but man is it overrated
>>529607931>>Still rerollingI just started today, after they patched the game to work on android 16
>>529608006you can use the 1500 carats it comes with on one of the guaranteed SSR/3* banners to get one SSR card and 3* uma each, that's what I did at least
>>52960782495% of people would've been better off rerolling for 3-5 Speed Sweepy copies since it's on rate-up. Probably would've taken about the same amount of time and led to them having a way stronger card.
>>529608173I used to think Sweepy was shit, but that "Charming" buff is amazing
Cygames should implement Mongol Derby (1000km) as a joke event
>>529608281finally something us endCHADS could win
Why is it called pretty derby if the derby isn't pretty?
>>529608281How many racers though?
This game is really confusing...
>>529608139Oh okay. Just don't take too long doing it, you got 6-7 days for the event and you need 290,000 points for 1 card from the pt section. You're real block will be the bingo, you can probably still make it if you BAKUSHIN and win your URAS, equip the first event card you get and maybe burn the TP pots you get if needed.
>>529606678Anyone please?
Or is there like a friendlist somewhere?
>special week came fourth
>on a race where everyone was statistically and conditionally worse than her
worst girl in the game, why did they make her the main character
>>529608474Bakushin + friend's MLB Sweep should be enough to get 290K
I would ask how long it takes to save up a spark in this game but it seems completely dependant on PVP and clubs.
MAKE THE FUCKING LAG STOP
>finally made it into top 100
Hell yeah
>>529608474Nah bingo is easy. It's just the event point grind.
I'm getting burned out umabros. I just cannot see myself spamming 100s and 1000s of career runs for years and years without killing myself. I think it's over for me as a trainer...
>>529601970Mob Uma my beloved...
>>529608546How much oji san?
>>529599426 (OP)I can't decide who to get from my ticket for SSR horse.
>>529608527Casual PvP and club participation gets me about 150k jims a year on JP.
>>529608554>bingo is easy.NTA, but I had to go to "pity" for each bingo
>>529608594gambling is unironically fun as fuck. Sometimes I hit a 25% failure training event just because
>>529607824I actually like Super Creek because of Corner Maestro. Glad I didn't waste time to reroll for both and just borrowed that capped FM an anon linked.
i got the crane game for the first time just now
wut
please luck goddess have mercy lol
>>529608594ill tell you a secret anon
you can stop playing at any time and come back whenever you feel like it, if you are not having fun just quit
what's the point of skills that activate early in the race and give you shit like acceleration and velocity?
the horse is just going to squat in its position, isn't it completely wasted?
>>529608658Same. You get shitload of those tokens from the quests and completed runs. I'm on card 5
How do you get this Mejiro card event?
What's the ingame name for first/second/third year? ??/Classic/Senior?
>>529608695Yeah that's what I'm saying, SC is far better than FM
>>529608594did you whale?
>>529608714lmao no he cant. EoS imminent
>>529608594Just chill until we get the crazy qol that's coming
>>529608714>stop playing for a while>come back>realize you're that much behind everyone else>lose motivation>stop playing againWhat an incredible secret. You really cracked the code there.
>>529608717No, because they put you into a stronger position and have you burn less stamina fighting for the "lead" in your segment.
Daiwa Scarlet is one of my favorite middle school students.
>>529608442> 40 racers> 25 horses eachsome kind of relay race
>>529608319Hell yeah, we need more pain
>>529608750read main story
>>529608717bursting at the end is better, but being fast never hurts. sometimes I had late runners already at no.3 at the end phase, instead of having to work up from 6-9
>>529607260Get more Umas because they're more career mode options, if you only have like 6-8 that's too few options.
If I run Top Gun at Pace would I primarily focus on stamina/speed with some power?
Is there a reason McQueen didn't get A rank in front runner? was she really such a broken pony that they had to gimp her?
>>529608826>lose motivationyou see, that is a (you) problem
Even with complete shit you can get top 100. Ganbare /uma/
>>529608750It's just the card's event chain.
So slot it in your deck, and it'll either complete the chain or not.
It has no choices so you can't accidentally pick a response that ends the event chain early.
Genuinely how do you understand what's going on in this game? This shit is extremely confusing and complicated.
So how do I get my second random uma ssr ticket? I thought we were getting 2?
>>529608845I'm talking about that specific Mejiro card event in career that gives that gold heal.
>>529608594Nobody's forcing you to go autistic into the game. And if that's what's gatekeeping you, I don't think you're built for the competitive scene in any game lol
>>529607260you can exchange umas with shards and later events will give out lots of them
eventually there will be a daily mode that even let you farm the uma of your choice and it contains all the regular umas
so the only time you would want to do uma gacha is during the special outfit banner
Do I ever use Guts and Wits cards? Seems like Speed is the meta no matter the Uma.
>>529608929It's all based on how the actual hors ran.
>>529608959It's exactly like a first person dungeon h game. All that matters are your choices and the stat rewards. Pretty braindead tbdesu.
>>529608959you get a feel for it eventually
>>529609009int cards are necessary, guts is absolute shit right now until it gets reworked
>>529608958Can I manipulate the chances of the event chain completing, like always choosing to train the stat where Mejiro is present?
>>529603629Technically like 2 years behind because the accelerated schedule
>>529608936>welcome back, trainer!>hope you enjoy your uphill battle for every event because you've been gone all this time!
>>529608325Give me his spot
not a single soul in my friend list has dirt 3* or sprint/mile 3*
Bros, as much fun as i'm having with the game, I think it's making me realize I have a video game addiction because i've done nothing but come home after work and play the horse game every single day for hours straight since release
I might just have to enjoy the characters from the sidelines, for my own sake...
Where can I find/buy the SSR Card selector? All I see is the two Paid scout banners but they don't sound like selectors
after getting super creek 1* and fine motion, What's more important getting more trainees or more support cards?
>>529609257I didn't think I would get addicted to it for a second time but somehow I did
>>529609116Can I slot in at least 1x of an int card then?
>>529609257>used to like special week>read king halo storyi hate special week now...
>>529609024In that case why did they give her a bunch of front runner skills? she isn't made to pace run
>>529609257huh thats normal, the careers just take too long and your stamina fills up by the time you finish one and you dont want the stamina to go to waste
whats Guts for? is it worth training?
>>529607757Whats so good about fine motion? Ive just been using 5 speeds and super creek
Taking club members send code
>>529608959You roll for girls to breed on the gacha.
You can produce unlimited units of that girl by going through a career with it.
You add supports that complement your girl. (If the career was a LIFE board game, supports would add custom spots for you to fall on)
You pick girls with stats and skills to influence your girl on her career.
The idea is to slowly improve the genes of the girls you produce, until you get great specimens
If you played FFXIV, it's extremely similar to Chocobo breeding
>>529609506It's worth training when they eventually patch it to actually work.
I wish umas could go darker and want to kill each other over petty girl reasons
>>529609035Power and skills are your friend
uma cured my multiple gacha sickness back when JP was released.
Hopefully this cured some of you playing global. My life has been better ever since.
>want to paypig
>don't know what these packs have
>can't check what these packs have
very cool cygaymes
>>529609617Just wait until Tastiera get umafied
>>529609743Click the info button
>>529609743just buy merch, the gap between f2p and whale is so massive there is no benefit to being a dolphin
>>529609743bro, there's the i button right there.
Horsing around with an uma musume.
>>529609743Buy both packs and find out.
>>529605894you're playing in the pre-upped rates version of the game
it took me more than a week to get my first one too and it was garbagr
Ok questions. Is the 3* rando ticket limited to the orientation banner choices? If I don't redeem it would the other banner units be added over time? Is the selection pool determined on redemption of the quest?
>>529609743the i icon is literally there bakushit
Sorry for being so new dumb, and slow, but do you guys have perhaps a sheet with recommended skills and stats for every Uma?
Snowmakomai.
>>529609883Fixed pool. Just use it. No point saving.
>>529608514Gametora should really get on making a friend posting section like Gamewith has.
>>529609828>>529609831>>529609832>>529609915This is what i get
whats why am asking, because the webpage is blank, for both packs
I need a whale friend please
>>529610020I'm very fat and will be your friend.
>>529607260The current formula in JP since 1st anniv
>is there a free 10 roll daily in the banner?>roll for supports>else roll for umaswhy? they started bundling the cracked supports with free 10 rolls now which happens during new scenarios. sometime they release a busted support off-schedule but you can easily ticket that with pick tickets they sell during annivs and generic uncaps you farm
>>529610015Turn off your adblocker.
>>529610015Yeah webpage was broken, wanted to see if there was an option for a monthly pass or w/e but looks like their site is shitting itself
Rice is painful to play right now but she eventually becomes good right? What specifically is it that makes her strong? Does she have inheritance benefits like Rudolph?
Hard to go back to global after experiencing this.
>>529609836I hope Lala-chan's trainer finally fills the scheming teasing jokester niche.
GirlsXGlue is taking members now
this game makes me want to train my common work horse to be a race horse...
>>529609676I dropped HSR and BA because I didn't have enough space LOL
Are character stories "canon" to their career story?
I just got this old lady from the random ticket.
Since people say she's a good all-rounder and Oguri Cap is also a good all-rounder, should I go for Taiki Shuttle instead, for a good Dirt horse? The next girl I'm going to actively roll for is Mihono Bourbon and probably save up indefinitely after Kitasan Black.
Can your horses randomly get injured during races?
How many long races do you need to do to offset the fucking medium shittery you do? It just has to be all medium races+1?
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>>529607875>3% SSR. No pity, Spark at 200What does this mean?
I came from nikke that has 4% banner, 200 for pity and mileage carries over
>been getting C in all careers for days now
I really want to kill myself
>>529610282They're more like prequel about how they met (You), their trainer before fully going into their career.
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>>529610015I got this from a different website but it looks right from when I was able to view it before
>>529610251get a thoroughbred
>>529610308there is a chance if you race for the third consecutive time
>>529610228Truly soulless
>>529607981Thank you anon, this guy seems to know what he's talking about.
>>529610282Character story 1-4 is trainer's first meeting with the uma. 5-7 is usually just random slice of life. Yeah it's canon.
>>529610359You can trade for a copy after 200 - but there's no chance of a guarantee.
>>529608585this is uma abuse
>>529610282Individual haracter stories and campaignw go the fanfic route, giving umas that had tragic fates IRL a second shot and allowing them to win races they never did.
Main stories follow the real history much more closely, but still avoids actual death.
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>first ogre run
>completely crush competition
>flawless victory
>nearly beat my record while using sub-par parents
Holy easy mode wtf
>>529610071Thank you. Please follow me: 137 427 013 873
>>529610316you mean getting long URA? just have more long races than medium. rice shower is the easiest uma to do this
>>529608585you are ready to MANT my brother, wait until anniv
>>529610284Get Rice Shower for the /uma/ crew team
>>529610498Is there a website that displays all obligatory races a horse needs to do?
>>529610437Oh shit Uma really has endless source of rng
Is there any reason to do runs between now and the 16th besides fun and pretending i'll hit 1.45 mil?
How do you get the Legendary fans milestone? I can only reach Top Star
>>529608514My FM is only lvl 35 but if you're ok with that here's my friend code: 386 751 504 576
>>529610558https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
click on gear icon on top right, then choose global server
>>529610369show your deck
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>Why yes, I play Umamusume
>>529610468Oh right I forgot there was main story mode
>>529610636I wish I could smooch you irl
man I wish horses could sing in real life...
>>529603061Is this what everyone's teams look like? All front runners or pacers? Are long runners and end closers just unfeasible without good parents?
>>529608527simply participating in cm gives you a bunch of jims, and top rank clubs don't really give much compared to just being in a shoe trader group.
>>529610612You have to become your umas top guy.
wow I can just spam nothing but Speed training on Bakushin and it will work most of the time
I guess I will keep unga bunga until I randomly get 3* spark from her then
Do horses understand the concept of racing? Like do they know that they have compete with other horses to cross the finish line first or are they just dumbo animals running on pure instinct in the end?
I wish horses are real...
>>529610697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58xWke5HMts
>implying they cant
this stupid fucking horse annoys me so damn much. keep having problems early on, and when i get over it some later (longer) track will fuck me over anyway even tho my stats seem decent
I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but I'm having fun so far!
>>529610487Yeah she's absurdly good, I understand now why I lose to her the most in careers when I see her show up.
/uma/ advise me... Rice, McQueen, or Rudolph? I'm dying of choice for these three. Rice for hard mode but elite character, McQueen for easy mode and cute but falls off, or Rudolph normal mode lame character and futureproof
What do real male horses do in Uma Musume
>>529610739they absolutely do
>>529610775How would you know? Are you a horse?
Even with power equal to speed it feels like a horse doesn't stop speeding up by the time the last spurt ends.
Tempted to try a power-oriented Bakushin now.
>>529610739well animals do understand the concept of playing, when you only have 4 legs and turning around takes like a minute, moving foward very fast does become the only game you can play
>>529610739They understand stuff like
>if I am the FASTEST then I get extra sweet carrots
>>529610739Probably instinctually they don't. I watched 4 of the fuckers run hive mind after a leader when a section of fence failed. They were all found together too.
>>529610739They do and some horses try to mess with you in your pursue of racing them.
>>529610879They don't exist
>>529610660Main story is really good. You should make time for it!
Super Creek is so hard to train wtf
what is with all these debuff and mood swing?
>>529610906So you're saying they DON'T understand it? How would you know? Are you a horse?
>36 hours playtime on steam
is it over for me?
>>529610906>he think anon is not a horsengmi
>>529610974did you give her a good fuck?
>>529610974I used a human card and she stayed at Great for me the entire time. I only got to 7/8 career goals though before I lost.
Oguri Cap? More like I Fap to Oguri
Hors posting is not real!
Oguri Cap? More like Ugly Crap
Are you going to roll for her?
Reminder that cyberagent CEO (cygames parent company) owns the world's top rated horse
Your gacha money goes to him spending millions of dollars on horses at select sales
>>529611126Yes because I can get upskirts and pretend she's flashing me during races.
Do mares menstruate like humans do? My umas keep getting random mood swings every now and then for seemingly no reason.
>>529611126Rice needs her husband
Oguri isn't fat, it's a baby bump
>>529611181But she already have me!
>>529610739If they didnt understand racing then they wouldnt run out of the starting gate. Wild horses instinctually race each other.
not who I plannned for, but fair enough
>>529610870McQueen because she's the canon wife
anons I feel bad if I dont give my horse a day off during summer vacations...
>>529610974Super Creek has tons of stamina skills
Dump Speed and Power and Wit
>1L
Almost not last place anymore...
Fuck vacation I need numbers
generic umachan is running for her fucking life out there
>try to launch the jap version
>it tells me my uma has been inducted into the hall of fame
uhhh I just want to practice the crane
>>529611379they stay in the back and then run fast near the end, but not as much as end closer
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i will be her new yakuza daddy now
>>529610984Im at 87 granted I just leave the game on
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>>529610775>>529610890>>529610931>>529610979Then why do racing horses need a rider? If they understood it, they can race without a human riding on their backs and race to the finish line on their own when the gates open.
>>529610739No they're about as smart as dogs so they just know if they do it they will get rewards. They don't know if they won or lost. The trainers just make up bs stories and anthropomorphize them to sell merch.
>>529611304Can she keep up inheritance wise? and how annoying is it having to keep a parent on hand so she can frontrun?
>>529610739Horses play with each other by running, but in nature when horses move in packs they typically don't want to separate from each other too far, it's survival against predators, it's the job of the jokey to train the horse to break from that instinct.
Also horses recognize what a "race track" is, the gate, the people cheering, etc, after a while they recognize the situation as "I'll run a lot".
>>529611126With my daily freebies, and pray for the best.
>>529611473There was a racehorse that drove its rider
>>529611485/uma/bros... is this true...?
>>529611473Someone post the video of the horse that won the race after his jockey fell off 2 years ago or so. Completely forgot who it was
>>529610739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doAG2jhsXE0 Equines are smarter than we realize.
>Gold Ship Chockes in URA Finale
>Couldn't borrow a whale parent anyway
>Decide to inflate Stamina to see if I could get some good stars
>get 2 Star speed instead.
Okay.
What deck do you all use for Golden ship?
>>529611486She can keep up but that's after she gets buffed and she's Long distance specific. As for parents, there's gonna be plenty of Seiun Skys to rent in the future.
Can I carry over my Steam progress to my phone? Play on both and progress that way too?
>>529611762yeah I just did this today
What does race position aptitude even affect? As far as I can tell, it "feels" the same
Would you roll for Skibidi Rizz?
>>529611762Just link your account.
Who has the biggest tits and are they rerollable?
>>529611762yes, clear data on phone and then put in the id and password that you generated on steam. They say paid and free carats won't carry over, but I see free carats fine, I'm still f2p
guys I think I hate Opera O...
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horse pussy is pretty powerful...
>>529611884We need a Salty Bet offshoot but with Umamusume.
>>529611832Everybody in this thread will as long as they make her overtly for (You).
>See Urara win
>Actually smile
Teio Sho later at 20:05 JST
This race is in-game and getting the trophy in the first week of the game is hard because you need a dirt horse who can do medium races with no target race at late june of senior. Only Maruzensky is the close choice at Dirt D but you need Dirt sparks to inherit
Hey uma bwos, I started yesterday. If I grind enough is it possible to mlb the event card?
I may have spent all of my carats on horse banners to get 3 star golshi, and I may be 20 failed careers in but one day I will make golshi win...
>>529611828probably just overall performance hit if your aptitute is shit. Just do the front ulala meme but without proper inherits
>>529611841You start with 93 and 88. 97 is a 2*
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cute dork
>>529611616>>529611647NTA but now I'm curious what these are about
How does Uma treat alt characters btw?
like, can I run normal Oguri and her Xmas version together in the future?
and why is my friend telling me to save for her
who is this cutie with cum stain on her hair?
almost 14k on this oguri run... I think with some better luck on inheritances, rainbows, and support skills could have reached S rank
Since everyone who started day 1 finally got 2 SSRs
So any breeding guide for uma? Where to start so we stop using alarm clocks
>>529611652>default to some AI voice bullshitjesus christ, was confused for a second what the fuck is going on here. thanks YT, very fucking cool.
>Equines are smarter than we realize.I'd argue a bunch of animals are smarter than we might think, especially ones humans have interacted with for ages
>>529611980yes, but it's gonna be very easy to burn out. They do drop you a lot of stam pots to eat
>>529611943Damn, this one? How many dirt sparks do I need to get maruzensky to dirt A? It does seem complicated. I don't have this trophy yet
>>529612072Not together, you can only run one version of the character at a time. You can switch the costumes between them though.
>>529612072I think its alt with different mini events during training if you choose it but you can also swap between outfits freely. You obviously cannot run multiples of the same character
>start game
>don't realize in need to spam missions to 3mlb free speed card
>Start bakushin spamming on skip
>>529611823>>529611835>>529611868>>529611875Do you guys know if account link with google play changes your trainer's name? I hate that shit.
>>529612053https://x.com/ktvkeiba/status/1520662092403318786
It was second place but close enough
>>529612103>Where to start so we stop using alarm clocksi stop using alarm clocks after my 2nd uma get to URA
>>529611943The odds on Netkeiba. This should be easy for Mikki Fight but I wouldn't count out Ramjet or Wilson. Pity that Hario got injured.
I JUST WANT TO PRACTICE THE CRANE GAME
>>529612201Yeah the servers exploded
>>529612103>so we stop using alarm clocks
>>529612190it shouldn't. It will re-prompt age and country selection though
You can always change name anyways
THIS SHIT IS EOSING SO FUCKING FAST
>Haru Urara ganbare!
>Haru Urara ganbare!
That's the first time I've activated this unique commentary.
>>529612086It was her face mark
You shouldn't say you love Urara until you watched her movie.
>>529611943i really hope Hairo recovers, he was my favourite for the race
GIVE ME A FREE 10 PULL AS COMPENSATION SO I CAN ROLL FOR MORE UMAS
>>529612283steam JUST hit a 2nd ATH within the last 24 hour
>watching the main story on the commute
I am Mcqueen's top guy!?
CRANE GAME IS NOT RNG
YOU CAN PRESS THAT RECREATION BUTTON ON CLASSIC YEAR LATE JAN AND VETERAN LATE YEAR MAY
Uhhh i tried to log into jp with my eng account am i fucked
>>529612231did they say it was an injury? I read yesterday it was an illness, unless that's a term they use when injury too.
I just hope he recovers nicely
>error code 102
what happened this time, did spe piss on the servers
>>529611943I think Ramjet clears this race, it's around the same time as his tokyo derby win last year
>>529612293so, what's her name?
>>529612501wdym, work fine on my machine
The rerolls have finally broke the server. EoS.
>>529612401Stop falling for the Mejiro's scheme. You wouldn't want to live the rest of your live under their stud dungeon, wouldn't you?
I want Haru Urara to know every day for the rest of her life that she is blessed, cherished, and loved. What a bundle of sunshine and joy.
>>5296124472 bricked accounts
Umas have forward-facing eyes now, implying they're predators in his universe.
>>529612447it just says connection error
>>529612393Umadacchis won...
APOLOGEMS APOLOGEMS!
WE WILL MAKE IT BROS!
WE WILL ALL GET KITASAN BLACK!
>servers crashing the exact same time I download the jp version
I really thought I had just fucking bricked my account when I tried to log in on my phone, what fucking timing
>>529612486Some kind of throat obstruction so it shouldn't be too bad.
>>529612131Dirt D to Dirt C: 1*
Dirt C to Dirt B: 3*
Dirt B to Dirt A: 3*
So you need 7* total Dirt sparks to get to Dirt A, but I think Dirt B is enough so just find someone who has 4* Dirt sparks
>>529612560Isnt Haru Urara actually still alive?
They are fixing the bug that makes the 5 support card mission impossible.
The proof? Itโs all in my head
>finally get error 102AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529612614OH NO NO NO NO
Anyone else getting disconnected?
I keep getting connection errors. There's too many people playing.
Damn, I somewhat pity globalbros.
Remember that the JP server will always be open for you!
>>529612201>>529612252Game is so alive it EOS itself early.
what thew FUCK IS ERROR 102 AIEEEE I NEED TO RACE MY HORSESSS
Nyo... I just got home... please... I need my fix... I need to see horse girls run...
>>529612615Yeah but will we get maxed copy kitasan black?
>>529612556There's a reason they produce so many meijiro horses
>>529612689Theyre also closed bitch
>>529612534Lucky Lilac
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2015105046/
>>529612704Just had it too. Server hiccup?
lol 2 EoS crashes and youll get ZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO apologems like last time
Just a reminder that JP is the real game.
>Thank you so much for a-to-playing my game
i can't believe it was over so quick
>T M Opera O was retired to stud in 2002, during which he covered 98 mares.
>>529612687Nvm, it's not just me
>>529612154>>529612172damn
but will Xmas version make her normal version obsolete? I might use my 3* ticket on someone else instead
>game already EoS
That was fast
>>529611126Absolutely. Her porn has the best abs and I like to drink bourbon even more than vodka.
>Have to buy friend slots
UGHHGHGH
Also fuck im also getting Error 102 lmao
>>529612556Sorry buddy but the canon wife told me we are of one body and mind. I will go through anything for the canon wife.
>>529612759A-AIEEEEEEE
IT'S OVER
>>529612556I'm glad someone else understands the innateness of McQueen's design in that she would wear black thongs.
>>529612556But Mejiro chose me to lead Team Sirius! Okay, I'll do it! I gotta do it man! I got your back Mejiro, I got your back!
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>can finally turn this dogshit RNG fest off
>Error 102
LET ME IIINNNNN
>>529612778i will roll on her banner, so when?
>>529612726you mean i can go out there to pleasure those mare right now?
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Works fine on my end
my punishment from God for rerolling too much...
I underestimated how bad losing would feel. I feel like I couldn't train a dog, let alone an Uma
Which of the /Uma/ clubs is highest ranked at this point?
>>529612601AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529612898>already walked back playing this gameDude is a flake
>>529612614how good is that game anyway? a persona gacha game seems retarded
>summer training day
>walk into the pool and see this
What do?
>got all my objectives done ages ago
>stopped playing 1-2 hours ago
>check thread to find everyone having a melt down
lmao
>>529612995sex, are you happy now
Why does this game have so little porn?
>>529612601and we are the prey
its in the contract when you sign up with the academy as a trainer
after the waiver but before the NDA
Do actual horses not exist in the Umamusume universe?
I guess I'm free for now...I've been trying to finish the 5 supports quest for the past 12 hours...
>>529612881God it would be so fucking awful to be hunted down like an animal by a 6'7 Uma and ravaged hahah
>>529612986literally just P5R but worse in every way and with grindy gacha mechanics tacked on
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>>529613056Not even joking
>>529612979inshallah he will play tomorrow
fuck this, imma leave 1 star review
Now that I have all of you here and it appears that you guys like watching End and Late runners, I've got a race for you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2asRKpHa7g
Pay attention to Horse number 1 and number 14.
Horse number 1 is Sol Oriens who is Kitasan's kid and 14 is Tastiera who is Satono Crown's kid.
>>529612916>i will roll on her banner, so when?She was just announced last feb, not yet released in JP
>>529612979You WILL log in to Twitch Dot TV slash Northernlion and you WILL watch his Uma Musume stream on July 2nd, 2025 at 9AM PST.
>>529613056japan is a cucked nation
>>529613056Yakuza hunt down porn artists who draw their horses. Literally true.
>>529613056the yakuza doesn't like it. Global might bring some new stuff in since no yakuza though
>>529613009>>529613056now ask why there is no male horses you boring faggot00
>>529613128sweet, so i didn't miss her
>multiple disconnects
>no apologems
>insanely accelerated schedule
>no extra carats to compensate for it
>no QoL improvements
It's just a matter of time.
>>529613056I dont want it and asked everyone to not make any.
I would rather get raped by an uma that's much smaller than me
Wtf nonstop error 102, is the game already EOS?
I was trying to train my wife...
>>529613173its priconne all over again
>>529613112he was crashing out on it in chiblee's stream today, he's probably gonna rip on it for 10 minutes at the start and that's it
>>529613125lol actual horse races look slow now
>>529613056oh sweet sweet summer child...
>error 102 when i get my goddess statue blessing
they are fixing the infinite energy bug ppl are abusing prob, if you didnt know then now you know
enjoy the bans
>>529613173i done need my repahrashuns
>>529613056Just wait for the wave of good western artists (a shocking statement I know) to churn out some art.
>>529612661she is old now but yes
The spark mechanic frustrates me so much.
>>529612830What's with nips and their keiba obsession that even leaked into porn?
>>529613267>priconne>accelerated schedule
What's with the errors i'm trying to win a fucking race
I started the main story and that made the servers shit themselves. I am not sorry.
>>529613143I'm not prepared for the possibility of him giving it a serious chance and it becoming a mainstay
>>529613173Should've learned japanese.
>>529613226Wow, good thing(for me) that this happened when I was taking a break after finally maxxing the event support
>>529613248But she's already an expert on cock
>>529613308i'm not ready if she dead bros...
>>529613056the real answer is that Cygames is at the mercy of horse owners allowing them to use their horses to make characters
If people would make porn of the horses and it pisses of the owners, it could mean that they would get less real horses and it would probably just kill off the IP because it has a huge keibafag fanbase.
>>529613056I get porn updates from korean sites and sekrit jp discords everyday.
>>529613125>whip uma to make it go fasterwhy can't i do this in the game
Can I use a lot of alarm clocks right now or should I be stockpiling them for future events?
Right now, I'm at 40 left
Should I save them for when something useful comes along?
It's unironically over. One of the biggest vtubers was going to stream the game to an audience of thousands and save the game but she can't even get in.
>>529613056It has a lot of porn. I don't why people keep saying this. Maybe not enough relative to the game's size, but it's never been heavy on the fan service anyway
>>529613283that's fucking nothing
>>529613347servers died, they've been a bit fucky all day so I can't say I'm surprised. I don't think they expected it to blow up like it has been, apologems soon hopefully
The 5 support in one training is aaaaaaaaaah!! I'm already using 6 spd cards!!!
>game eosed before i finished rerollan
see you tomorrow
>>529613359>gets 1st place>fucking dropkicks mewtf is her problem?
>>529613475the guaranteed vouchers never good updated, use them now
>train
>error 102
>train
>error 102
>train
>error 102
i better get apologem or else
>>529613475no cause these vouchers only count the pool that is available until now
no real point in saving it
>>529613334Priconne actually started with an accelerated schedule since it was planning to catch up to JP. It wasn't until some months later than they decided to slow it, that was what made me drop the game.
>>529613496but there's basically no doujin
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Do these pink single pull tickets expire with each banner or can I hold them until I can do a tenner?
Alright fuck this shit. I'll wait till the nonstop DCs stop.
Anyway, End Closer Gold Ship seems like a huge fucking meme. Just forcing Pace Chaser seems way better.
>>529613475The pool is set for them, just roll right away. Except for the top ticket, that ones just equal to 150 carrots and is used on the normal banner
>>529613143Sorry he's too bald to be considered a human.
OH MY FUCKING GOD FIX YOUR SHIT SERVERS YOU USELESS JAP HORSEFUCKERS
WE'RE BACK!!!!! WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! APOLOGEMS SOON
LET ME IN AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
It's her fault. She broke the server.
>>529613556>apologem>*raughs*>+50 apologemsI can see the future...
>>529613603>End Closer Gold Ship seems like a huge fucking memeYou're correct. Golshi end closer only works once you get her unique skills related to end closer, otherwise you're betting off using late surger
>>529613496I can't even name a fappable doujin and the standalone arts are all ai or bikinis
>>529613065I haven't watched the series so I genuinely want to know this
My Silence Suzuka is absolutely destroying the competition. I don't think she has won a race by anything less than 5 lengths. I get hyped every time she procs her special ability. I am looking forward to running the URA Finale semis tomorrow morning.
>>529613603yes anon, pace chaser golshi is the way
I just started the anime why is Oguri Cap always being shown eating and barely any racing / dialouge
>>529610703Golshi is an End Closer though
Oh It wasn't just me getting that error code?
>error
Bourbon comes out tomorrow right. I liked her on the anime, is she strong in game?
>>529613603she just needs a lot of power for it it's insane when it works
>vodka wins URA finale
>server dies
i win the game i won the gacha
>>529613597you can just hold them
I just wanted to horse around a bit before sleeping...
>EOS already
man i was having fun
>>529613687Because the porn ban exists they rarely get uploaded in exh but the underground market is alive and well if you know japanese, chinese, or korean there's a lot of discords dedicated to skirting cygames
>>529613725You started the wrong anime.
5 apolocarats for server issue
take or leave it filthy gaijin
>>529613248>Trainer suddenly goes quiet then leaves with no explanation>Nice Nature is shocked. She has no idea what's going on. A jolt of panic runs through her: Did she do something wrong?>"T-trainer...?">but anon is gone. There's no reply.>Nice Nature subconsciously hunches over to try and make herself smaller, fists squeezed tight against her chest.>As tears swell up in her eyes, ears splayed, Nice Nature wonders if her dear trainer finally got fed up with her mediocrity...Anon... how could you....
>>529613630it just means horse racing in japanese
>>529613665She IS the server
Bros why is the server shitting itself?
fucking keycaps went flying im so fucking frustrated man i just want to fucking play your game im so pissed fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU
Have you guys raised anyone's potential yet? Which girls get the most value out of it?
which uma do we blame for this
I swear I used my SR ticket and got Air Groove but the game didnt give it to me. Fug this game man
fuck this, i'm going to play mecha break instead
https://arca.live/b/umamusume?category=%F0%9F%94%9E
This is the most accessible that you'd ever get that's not the usual sites you find porn and this website doesn't even get them all
>people actually have to set up virtual dead drops just to get their hands on Umamusume porn
That's genuinely hilarious.
>>529613892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWBPvZ82xko
>>529613921I raise my umafu because she deserves it.
are we all addicted to gambling horse stats? you'd think people would just hop off and maybe touch a woman
>>529613813after starting off with pretty derby, cingrays edginess still looks completely off, like that shit you'd see in some teens fan fic
>>529613926https://files.catbox.moe/92v3yq.mp4
It was him
>>529613958God I hate arca so fucking much, fucking gooks can't make a website to save their lives.
why the fuck does "homestretch haste" proc so late?
>>529613904probably chink bots making accounts to sell overloading the 10 year old second-hand servers cygames set up for global
>>529613958what the fuck is this
the free ticket from missions is gone.....
Now is the perfect time for those who haven't watched the short documentary on Haru Urara!
https://vimeo.com/176459945
>>529613056https://litter.catbox.moe/edo1s4o1em9ywis8.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/zyahw8ukjvb7o3qh.jpg
you gotta look real hard and they also dont stay that long
>>529613758any uma is worth rolling if you like them enough, the meta applies more to cards than horses
>>529613541She shows her affection that way.
>>529613958gimme a panda link or fuck off chink lover
>>529614003An addict who's barely had time to actually play.
>>529614004I'M OUT IT KICKED ME OUT
>>529614110Fuck I want a chicken bake so bad bros.
>>529613332horseracing is the only fully legal form of gambling in the country, if there's a need to depict a degenerate its likely through keiba and/or pachinko
>>529614003look, why'd they force me to do 3 bingos for a speed card
>>529613921>potentialwhat's that
>>529613065>>529613708>>529613725a) Horses don't exist in this universe
b)Umas are all female, and breed with human men
c)Umas are only born of uma mothers, but uma mothers can have human sons
d)If you're wondering why X uma does Y thing, it's probably based on the real horse
There needs to be a basic lore primer in the OP so newfags stop asking the same questions every thread.
>>529614042Contrary to my experience, CG (both manga/anime) are like a breath of fresh air, especially the color correction in CG feels nice in 2025, when every anime looks like genshin impact.
>>529613958do I need to login or something theres nothing here
>>529613926we got subway slammed...
>>529607824If you don't understand the value of FM that's fine. It's just being outed as a global newcutie
>>529614046LOL God damn it
>>529612958Rank 10 ใฆใใชใชใชใช
Rank 21 Clover
Gonna do an Urara run after the server comes back.
>>529614026The yakuza are hardcore
I need money and the support card leveling currency.
I need real money too, for that matter
>>529614136Excellent. I like so many characters and this prevents meta faggotry
>>529614148>tells me im a chink lover>asks for panda linkkek
>>529614247You need an account, that's how tedious things are because of the porn ban
should I just drop the Aoi card already? I have it on two diamond and it gives some pretty good passives but not having another training partner can feel bad
>>529614286I like the middle horse
Long twin braids are sexo
don't tell me this skill only work for front chaser...
>>529614273>the value of FM that's fine.You actually believe your own falsehoods. Ngmi
>>529613928golshi got too retarded in the server room
>>529614221Pretty sure most of the people asking are just shitposting
>>529607824I strongly believe it was on purpose to sabotage newcuties.
>>529613926>all time peak 12 hours agodamn meanwhile persona can't get back to its peak
>>529613687Kinda insane that Hahahakigi is the only passable uma porn artist we've got
>>529614327sure did, chink lover. now fuck off and buy an ad
>>529614365its not limited to leaders, but the backlined styles will have an extremely hard time triggering it
>>529614487whew, i thought i brick my skill point
>>529614286A child molestor, a Tomakomai tourism advertiser, and old woman artist walk into a bar...
>>529614276https://files.catbox.moe/fo2tbt.mp4
And with his work done, he is gone
Uh.... I might be stupid, how do I actually spend the random 3* voucher I've just won?
the "Scout" section only shows me the "paid carats" button
>>529614042Oguri is a senior student during Pretty Derby. She was more or less done with her racing days and just did what she likes to do most. Eat a fucking ton of food. Cingrays were her grey beast days.
>>529614221>Horses don't exist in this universeSo did Paul Revere ride an Uma to warn about the Br*tish coming or was Paul Revere an Uma?
>>529614436No, I was genuinely asking cause I never watched the anime and just think the horse girls are cute. Might give it a chance though.
Someone give me a list all the global clubs so I can put it on a rentry or something.
Did a bit of cleaning on the OP.
>>529614365no, you just have a hard time activating it
I have followed 5 artists on fanbox that since Uma JP launch have been drawing and posting Uma porn there
Meanwhile other artists get fucking emails from cygames telling them to shut it down
I dont understand what logic they use to go after artists
>24k watching hsr vs our 9k
i have faith japanese horse pussy will win one day
>>529614439IMO, it would've been valid if it swapped the relative importance of SC and FM.
>>529614476Bud panda is a chink infested site....
>>529614570some dude posted them a while back
>ใฆใใชใชใชใช>umagg>Sakuraniku formerly known as Horsypuss formerly known as SpeedFreak>Clover>UmaDash>Dacchis>CloverClub>HonseFun>Uma&Co>Haythere>Calumet
>>529614596probably only do it based on reports, they're not scanning the internet 24/7 for uma porn yknow
>follow whales to steal their supports and inheritances
why did i not think of this before
>>529614564Paul revere was the uma
I refuse to believe anything otherwise
>>529614642Daiwa is just a fucking brick....
>>529614674>reading comprehension
>>529614564paul revere sent his uma who screamed like a maniac
>>529614564>havenโt watched Bro, do yourself a favor
>SS+ speed
>1* stamina
t-thanks i guess
>>529614704You would expect Fanbox of all things to get reported and have hardest time to have those things up, specially in cases the artist posts cropped versions of the art to pixiv
>>529614606hsr has a new patch release today so view count will be higher
>>529614548so fucking funny dude
>>529614770kekwlmao hit a nerve
help
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I can't seem to reach the A threshold with these cards even though I already win URA consistently.
What should I be doing???
>>529614564Probably Paul Revere's 14yo umawife.
>>529614926A really really big patch at that
>>529614476Panda has turned into a chink site where they refuse to upload anything other than chinky and purposely mess the quality of non-chinky releases
Doesn't help that chink mods expunge non-chink releases sometimes
uh oh the chink has a meltdown...
>>529614843I raised a 600 spd deiwa scarlet cause i have shit spd cards and i got a 2 speed spark. sometimes rng is a bitch
>>529614046>>529614548don't believe these two THIS is what actually happens in the game
https://files.catbox.moe/7kblhh.mp4
>>529614829Dunno where to start.
>>529614962skills are also important for padding raiting. Giving a front runner a front runner skill has more weight than giving it a generic skill like left/right handed
it's not just the stat total that matters
>>529614327>You need an account, that's how tedious things are because of the porn banI made an account but am getting Error 451 """"legal reasons"""", I am quite certain horse porn is legal for burgers do I need to set I'm 18 somewhere or what
>>529614681some anon created a club called "Glue em up"
it's just two people at the moment
>>529615131just reverse search, it's straight from a booru
>>529614606only 24k? JP gets 90k on worse streams at 150k when there's new horse announcements. The peak was 250k+ during the heydays...
>>529615092if what i heard is right. blue skills give the most points and i think purple skills actually give negative points?
>>529615017Huh, I've got a 2 speed Daiwa too which is my best uma so far
>>529615180>just reverse search, it's straight from a booru>just womangee
>>529615112Ohh they probably have IP restrictions now, RIP
Try with a korean VPN
Why are they sponsoring vtumors instead of asmongold?
>>529614606They're watching for the Twitch drops that's available for everyone
>out of stamina
>request Bakushin on the jukebox
>log out
>>529615283just click the funny button anon. are you telling me are you telling me youre too dumb to click buttons?
>>529615220>his wife is a slutanon...
>>529615291You should be banned for this post if there was any justice in this world
>>529615291Doesn't Asmongold's viewerbase fucking hate anime or something
They're like the worst failed normalfag cretins from /v/
I got Ogurin from my random 3 stars let's fucking go
>>529615350my god what a nice pair
>>529615350Wives that are sluts for their husbands are the best. You get all the fun without any of the heartache.
>>529615072There's a watchalong of the movie this weekend, if you don't mind starting there.
>>529615291>no hololiveowari da
>>529615291asmongold is one of the worst ecelebs out there are you insane
>>529615220This is slop btw
>>529615025This is already with 6+* sparks, am I just bad?
>>529615092Well damn, guess I need to actually do non-story races instead of training all day.
>>529615180just give the link it's not that hard
>>529615376He doesn't play video games anymore, he just watches trump video's calling him based and all of fans are just /pol/. No idea why anyone would want him playing their game
What the fuck is her problem?
Are the "mitigates late starts" skills useless if you have enough Wit?
>>529614953Heโs not sharp enough to connect the dots and wonder why so many doujin get translated into chink so quickly.
>>529615350>try one more>actually find it>actually follow the artist but his work never show up on my newsfeedi need to like uma fanart more i guess
>529615482
Just stop being a retard, it's not that hard
you guys do sprint a or long a with maru?
>>529615530fun fact, Wit actually does nothing for late starts
>>529615530Yes, though only front runners care about that skill.
>>529615530Late starts can literally ruin your races
>>529615526Gold Ship is like trying to do playing with Randy Random.
>>529615449most of the good members are going indie now anyways
>>529615291Remember when they used a vtuber to shill BA and the gooks hated her so much they got her out of the job that same day?
>free roll gave a 3* horse
Very nice, if only the support card gacha had a free roll too
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Fuckin hell, can I start playing now? Should I still do a 10-roll on the horse banner for some new girls?
>>529615587sprint even though i can get that A long
Can I roll supports now and just settle for using the support card for the meta slot?
>>529615743no, dont spend anything on girls
show your whole deck
>>529615743youre supposed to save for maybe kitasan black next. You can use the 3* random ticket and choice ticket for horses
What's the deal with rice shower? I used my ticket on her because she's cute but she seems unbelievably ass
>>529615743It's kind of too late bro. Just wait 2 weeks for Kitasan Black in 2 weeks and reroll there.
A new account with 2-3 Kitasan Blacks already clears any day 1 account with those 2 and you're already a full week behind.
>>529615820SAVE FOR KITASAN BLACK
>>529609337you save everything for Kitasan black
>>529615858>>529615985damn, yeah I got fucked at work
>>529615016>your uma effortlessly breaks records and ensures you a place in URA history>turns you into a superhuman ubermensch with the physicality of a Greek god>THIS absolute semen demon wants to make heirs with you to inherit her family's multi-billion yen zaibatsuGentiltorena just can't stop winning. Fucker won the game the rest of us didn't even know we were playing.
Is being ACE in the Stadium PvP granting any bonuses or something? What's the point of ACE?
>>529616149you have a nice deck of ssr and sr and r, anon
go play, have fun
>>529613496They're not sold on comiket so casuals equate that to no porn at all
I haven't been on here in a few months. Started playing this game because I remember there being a /vg/ about the jp version. I am quite literally unfathomably fucking addicted to this game. I cant leave my house, I cant fucking sleep, I cant leave the game closed for more than like 30 minutes before my body starts twitching.
I am absolutely not at all being insincere either. Something about this gameplay loop has broken my brain, and im considering deleting my data and uninstalling it, to force myself to stop. Nothing like this has ever happened before.
850k event points btw.
>>529614042It's just standard spokon stuff. Eyeshield, Kuroko, Haikyuu, all look like that
>>529615858But surley its worth it to grab a few more 2 star umas to fill out your pvp groups right? 1 star units are SUBSTANTIALLY harder to get good scores with.
>>529610739animals are competetive, I shit you nit I think sparrows fly super close to the upcoming car as a form of sport, and one the closest wins bitches and group respect or something I swear to God, whenever I drive locally theres like a gandlg of some sparrows waiting for a var and doing flybys