#1927 - Proud to be an American edition
Halo Info:
>Current Infinite Operation: Legacy (6/10)https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/legacy-operation-launch
>Latest Infinite Update (6/10)https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/grifball
Halo News:
>Halo Fan Game receives official blessing from Microsoft and Halo Studioshttps://gamerant.com/halo-fan-game-spartan-survivors-official-blessing-developer/
>Phil Spencer cites 2026 for "the return of a classic that has been with Xbox since the beginning"https://kotaku.com/xbox-showcase-halo-ce-remaster-forza-horizon-6-gears-1851784012
>Halo to make BIG announcement at HCS World Champipnshiphttps://gamerant.com/rumor-halo-series-announcement-new-game/
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They really should be working on the Halo 3 remaster, not CE.
>>529732915I actually think this might be happening
Guaranteed to sell
More like
Proud to be a streetshitting AI slop indian
>>529732981AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
das raysist tho
>>529732746 (OP)That French fry gun looks more like Mac & Cheese imo
>>529732904brought this one to mind
This is what (((america))) looks like
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Dragon Quest 11 is being played
>>529733303more ancient memories
>>529733452source: just trust me bro
>>529733440Halo is jewish, objectively.
>>529733610Fortunately for those that want Xbox to suck, we have a guy for you, he's called Phil Spencer
>>529733610I don't like when these comparisons are one-sided.
Phil worked really hard to get Ori over the line and that game was pretty impressive.
why didn't anyone tell me gawr gura came back?
>>529733610What?
Flopped
Meh
Flopped
Ok
Ok
Flopped
Flopped
Ok
Oh man
Meh
Didn't look good
Yeah
Flopped
>>529733610>Halo MCC listed like it was a good thing
Your classic videos for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN_tD5y6k6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvckZix9a4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=almG54sVBuw
Halo India Evolved will be great.
>>529732746 (OP)September 11th
24 years
Never forget what they took from you
>>529734478>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN_tD5y6k6sNot. Fucking. Halo.
>>529734478holy kek i forgot about the req video
amazing
>perfect dark team spent 7 years on development
>all they had to show for it was a fake trailer
is xbox management actually retarded?
Bleach is the root of all
>>529735635AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529734478For me it's opening 1
>>529735803>>529735807it's too obvious yeah
And I actually like bleach, but it's being pushed too hard
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OP 2 for me
>>529735942Still not Halo.
HCS
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There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in 114 Days!
What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.
Strap in. We'll Make it.
>>529736028I don't see YOU posting Halo
>>529736039I can't wait for Optic's victory to be cut short by a bunch of Indians walking on stage to brag about how they ahve completely remade CE with AI!
>>529736126Halo Studios will take full credit even though they will barely actually develop the game.
Pierre is another false prophet like Phil Spencer was.
>>529735810>>529735942For something that ran for so long Bleach consistently had good openings.
>>529735810For me, it's Halo OP 6.
>>529736079This is Halo.
What you posted isn't Halo.
It's so easy to rile you up.
>>529735942Used to be the case for me but as I grew 1 clicked with my growing optimism most
>>529736395Impressive to cram that into 4 MB.
>>529733692lol
>>529734273Without MCC we wouldn't have Ultimate Firefight
>>529736039>Announcement at HCS>The day before H5's ten year anniversaryIT'5 HAPPENING
ENOUGH OF THIS BLEACH SHIT ALREADY
>>529735635This:
>>529735807 >>529735803 >>529735683Better not hear any more complaints about ultimate firefight webms being spammed from now on.
>>529737592AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529737645AAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>529737592Welcome to my Halo General.
>>529737826No, but this is.
Go back to posting SPV3 as long as it's not fucking weeb shit.
>>529738017>Bungie killed the Marines here because they couldn't pathfind across the bridgeIs this true? Do people really believe this? The aliens seems to pathfind across it just fine.
>>529737781Here you go, bro.
>>529738241Sometimes stuff is just broken by a change made to a build and there isn't time to finish it, so I can believe it. Wouldn't be the first time in the series a feature was omitted despite something much more challenging to program getting shipped.
>>529738017I honestly don't mind how the Marines look.
>>529738460AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529737547>There's no way H-Halo 5 turns 10...
Damn I have to dig and find out when the first /hg/ 3.0 thread was. I used to have a picture of the OP.
Our 10th anniversary is coming up
>/hg/ 3.0 was nearly ten years ago
>I'm still here
What's /hg/ 3.0? The third revival of this general? For how long has this gen actually been around?
>>529739534Yeah.
It started I believe in October of 2015 as Halo 5 was almost out.
The earlier sequence of threads had died out with Halo 4.
The first iteration was actually on /v/ during Reach's time. Someone else can probably isolate those dates more accurately but we do have some collages from then.
If I can find an archive that goes back to 2015 I can find the start of 3.0 though.
Whatโs Frank the Cuck up to these days?
>>529738719>>529739803I'm pretty sure this was the OP pic
>>529740601kek of course it was
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Dragon quest 11 will be finished tomorrow
Reminder that at the end of the original canon timeline, the UNSC is scattered, Cirtana is dead, Chief is stranded on a Halo wing with some time travel shenanigans, and and the Banished AI Iratus has won.
>>529740956Good thing 343slop isnโt canon
>>529740956The future of Halo is alternate universe retellings of Halo 1. India first, mecha second, yaoi third.
>>529741035It's called Halo Studios
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>>529738719>>529739803I remember there was a list of thread links in an old pastebin, but I think the first few were lost.
I checked archive.moe and the oldest 3.0 threads it has are 5 and 6, and then another 5 and 6.
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/119951324/
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/120136676/
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/120268198/
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/120268198/
>>529742629>You have a report button - PLEASE use it! For the betterment of the general, report posts that are blatantly off-topic or intended to cause flaming and strife among posters. Replying to these posts is also destructive towards the thread, as it provokes and encourages shitposters. moot has said the reports queue hovers around ~800 reports, so don't think that your actions don't count. If you want Halo General to remain a place to discuss Halo, organize games, and have a good time, please help keep the threads clean.
>>529740956I wanna say it's weird how Microsoft's lore keeps getting worse, but that just goes to show what terrible mandates due to choke and stifle creativity.
>the guy who directed the initial teaser trailer had to convince higher-ups to improve Forerunner structures>game was in such a terrible shape Joe had to convince higher-ups to improve Marine capabilitiesI could go on but it's been real weird at Microsoft. I also have to blame people for signing up to work on Halo and then actually not care and just come up with ideas to make it more like other IP.
>>529743502What is it with making your allies completely fucking useless. Reach does it, 4 does it, 5 does it. It took a Bungie vet to make them some of the best in the series from the CoD sloppification they went through.
>>529742629I've never seen a better ranking
>>529744125Reach was also a mess in its own way due to some team leaders not being in their usual role. 343-era had the perfect opportunity to take that feedback and please fans, but instead the result was often even worse.
>>529738241It's not. They can do it fine because pathfinding data is the same for all units.
Bungie talked a lot of rubbish in interviews and posts for some reason. I guess because they never anticipated anyone other than themselves having their tools.
>>529746773Also many moments where one of them remembers something and the other doesn't even remember the conversation happening, so no one's quite sure what happened.
Just some good, old-fashioned Halo.
>>529756161You fucking idiot.
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Wait, they're focusing on "removing layers of management"...that's actually good then, right? Those extra middle managers and pretend marketing/HR jobs were sucking up resources that could have gone to game development costs. Granted, they're moving to AI and outsourcing, so maybe it's not actually good after all. Maybe we'll get more games now? They may or may not be good but at least we'll be getting more games?
>>529760335>They may or may not be good but at least we'll be getting more games?Holy consoomer. And a fully outsourced and, god forbid, AI developed game is never getting released. Just look at how messy Infinite's development was.
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>best mp
>CE
>>529733554Keep Halo White like it always was when I grew up on it. I'm sick and tired of trannies and niggers ruining my Halo. Let them ruin some other game.
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>>529732746 (OP)Anyone up for Halo MCC multiplayer or coop should message JingleBaZa on xbox or add JingleBaza on steam.
Any time zone can work.
Mic required.
Open NAT type preferred.
>>529733610he also said no to the odst game
then passive aggressively seethed about helldivers 2 not being on xbox lmao
just killed the eldeleto thread on /vm/
>>529766962Nobody plays ElDewrito anyways
>>529766962>>529767349That's okay, it's back up >>>/vm/1837702
>>529767745that's what ziggers call it
https://www.polygon.com/2015/4/12/8394347/halo-online-video-russia-pc
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I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head
These are the last two days of /hg/
since this is an emo general, have any /hg/ anons drank bleach before?
Just keep fighting the good fight, baza
So /hog/, /gowg/, and /hmg/ walk into a bar...
>>529772348why did you leave the discord?
why doesn't spartan ops have matchmaking on mcc?
why can't you select it in custom browser?
https://youtu.be/Dz4R5sw9MW0
>>529742629Yeah it's difficult because the threads weren't numbered until some time much later, after thread 100
It's weird, I always thought old /hg/ was much slower, but we're actually going to end up averaging about 100 threads a year.
it's time to play the game...
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
>>529773147i don't see your name in the list
did your account get banned?
>>529773269Who do you think you're talking to
>>529773269Can you post the invite again? Sorry
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>>529742629he spoke the truth
>>529773881No I was talking TO baza
>>529773959yeah that's what you do, baza
and there's nothing wrong with that, you're just thinking out loud
>>529742629wait it really cuts off right before the first one?
Boypilled is being discussed on the discord
>>529774456It's actually even more annoying than that.
From October 24th to June 10th there is a 4+ moth gap in the movie archive, so another archive would need to be used.
Just keep discord stuff in discord, and halo stuff in /hg/.
Bleach can be discussed in /a/.
>>529776325AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>529738719I found a picture that has the first OP post in it.
Unfortunately it's unreadable unless someone has phenomenal eyesight.
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>>529776478He has taken care of EVERYTHING.
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MASTER CHIEF SAAR, DO THE NEEDFUL AND SAVE THE CORTANA FROM THE BLOODY BASTARD BRUTES SAAR
>>529776912>>529776834I mean we don't need to know the exact date. We can just pick 8/15 or whatever.
They did the same thing with Christmas. They don't know the exact date he was born.
>>529776912i'm pretty fucking sure I have that picture saved somewhere
>>529776325Shutup Yip Yap
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XBOX WON
>>529780139B-BUT PERFECT DARK!
>>529781385cope harder.
This just made up for everything
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HiddenExperia going full retard
>>529781780Lol.
Lmao even.
Halo was great when you had the unique mix of Bungie and Microsoft.
Take either away and it quickly sours.
The idea that you can conveniently wrap all your problems up in one boogyman entity is childlike think, and kek at that 343 appologist at the bottom.
Samus is hot
She should mate with the Chief
Who are the femboys of the Covenant?
>>529781780>As far back as CE
>>529782764More like the pedo elite cabal.
BaZa is a nice chap.
I believe he's overhated.
>>529784147nobody is hating on anybody
>>529785114I despise the faggot poster, so that ain't true.
>>529785274>I despise the faggot posterWhich one?
>>529781780>>529781972>>529783165>โWhat do you mean Halo is finished? W-What about my channel? NO I canโt shill marathon anymore Sony pulled out just like I do with my wife so I donโt have any w**te babies!โ
>>529781780he's right, xjeet
>>529786159He's going to jump ship and become a Helldivers creator
>>529781972The cope that Microsoft involvement in Halo was good while everything else involved with Microshit ended poorly is just that, Cope.
Can we get mid 2000s Microsoft back, please?
>>529797456>The cope that Microsoft involvement in Halo was goodThis is a strawman misdirection.
Bungie was, is, and always will be an overambitious studio who's aspirations get the better of them time and time again. That was as true as it was with Halo as it was with Destiny and now Marathon.
Halo and Halo 2, as they are, were the result of that ambition being kept in check by Microsoft, which created the idea circumstance that led to two timeless classics. After that, Bungie took their foot off the gas with 3 and Reach to avoid the stressful situation of overworking to meet a deadline and the results speak for themselves. With Reach especially they were a fully independent company and it was their worst game in the series.
Trying to boil this down to "bungie good, Microsoft bad" is a foolish oversimplification and misunderstanding of history.
>>529800529I've actually seen that hill irl.
It has since been turned into an orchard, but I still felt some soul being there.
>>529800882I hate this shit so fucking much
>>529786159he looks like the villain from a Post-Goldeneye James Bond Movie
There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in 113 Days!
What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.
Strap in. We'll Make it.
>>529801202/hg/ can stand for Helldivers General until HCS Worlds.
i had a dream that i shit myself at school
I don't think the Helldivers general is interested in playing with us lol. They don't even like to play with Playstation owners apparently.
>>529808878/hg/ is a very unique general.
It's probably because Halo is historically so tied to the Xbox brand that even now when arguably most of us play on PC, we are very willing to work with Xbox players because in many ways Halo is Xbox.
The absolute worst time for this general was around 2018-2019 when MCC came out on PC and we were swarmed with the rudest most incompatible shitters that tried to completely run the show ("we're coming home") and wouldn't shut up about how the classic games suddenly needed to be overhauled to play more like counter strike.
The current PC players (like me admittedly) are much more chill because we pretty much almost all came from Xbox.
I know /hg/ gets a bad wrap at times, but we really are one of the comfier generals for this reason imo.
>>529809415How do we know a Playstation launch wouldn't be just as bad?
Remember to buy Haruspis' new book, /hg/!
>>529781972Only the Microsoft Gaming side before corporate got involved was a great mix when it came to Bungie since they actually gave a shit about gaming. The moment Moore left, corporate flooded the gaming sector and Microsoft Gaming went to complete shit. So, remember which side of Microsoft you're talking about when you bring up the Bungie and Microsoft days. The head to head between Bungie and Microsoft was against the shitty corporate side that destroyed the Xbox brand.
no matter what happens you all are still wonderful guys
AnniversaryGODS how we feeling?
>>529816270the proportions are wrong
Appreciate Doki for being one of the very few "FIRST TIME PLAYING HALO" to switch to classic instantly and never look back.
>>529813832>Only the Microsoft Gaming side before corporate got involved was a great mix when it came to Bungie since they actually gave a shit about gaming.You can make that argument but bungie disagrees. They hated working under them during both CE and 2's development. The combo was needed regardless.
>>529820313https://youtu.be/aM8M3G4i8fo?si=F_Lbx5fVIO0ymmZW
>>529816270It's a cool design especially as presented by the figure, it's just not a Mark V replacement and better portrayed as a variant, like other games would later introduce.
The boxier look is almost more retro-feeling in a way, like a nice middleground between the main 1999 and 2001 models.
>>529820313I've seen a few first-time players end up preferring the original visuals for its cohesion and clarity. Always a nice surprise.
Tends to happen long before they even get to areas that are majorly brightened by CEA visuals, so they're often spared that shock.
my spartan looks like this under his armor
Been running into cheaters in MCC for the last 2 days, I assume they just won't get banned?
my spartan looks like this
How are you holding up saars?
My Spartan looks like the guy from American History X.
>>529831687lol loser nazi chud
Halo should be sold to a japanese company.
we want teh gay posters back
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>when I see a forced post
1v1 me bro
loser kisses the winner's tummy :3
i bet yeeze's spartan looks like this under his armor
alright imma stop for now
>>529780139eh, it's shit now
it was great at launch
but i guess we have an official date for it coming out of unofficial early access
just fell off my bike
pressing the melee button feels just as painful as punching someone
>>529839319poor baby boy :(
>>529820914Microsoft Corp, kept trying to get involved. Microsoft's own Ed Fries was getting sick of corporate constantly having arguments with them stop getting involved with the development of Bungie's series to the point he got so tired of them that after Halo 2 shipped, he left Microsoft. Microsoft is a pure cancer and Xbox was always going to be in the grave because corporate hate being told they're wrong while hating creativity.
>>529841739Name a studio Halo should be run by.
They all pull this shit.
At least the unique combination of Bungie and Microsoft gave us Halo.
if I hear someone say halo should be given to id software one more fucking time I'm gonna go hulk mode
>>529842343It should have been ran by Bungie before the buy out. If anything, Bungie should have never allowed themselves to be acquired by Microsoft of all companies. I'm getting tired of this Microsoft defense force that keep coming out of the wood works.
UMMMMMM DURR ID SOFTWARE MAKE DA GAME WIFF DA GREEN MAN SHOOTING TINGS DOE DAT MEAN DEY CAN MAKE OUR GREEN MAN SHOOTING TING GAME DUHHHHHH
>>529842841>It should have been ran by Bungie before the buy out.They agreed to be acquired.
Blame Bungie.
>>529843105I do; it was a bad decision on their part.
>>529842631>if I hear someone say halo should be given to id software one more fucking time I'm gonna go hulk modeNot my first choice but better literally anyone than Halo Studios, and by Halo Studios I mean outsourced to 300 Indian contractors.
>>529782501No, she should mate with me. Also I hope the Dread suit shows up in the next Smash. I wish they added the color for it in the previous Smash because I probably won't be getting a Switch 2 anytime soon.
No.
I won't just sit by and let all the cancerous facets of this franchise be allowed to have an equal footing. I'm not breaking bread with 343fags and Lorecucks.
The American iterations of Halo IN THE GAMES are the only ones worth discussing here. And I will continue to call out everything else.
343's games are not canon
Spartan 4's are not canon
The books are not canon
None of the shit in Halo Legends is canon and Halo is not anime
Halo Online is not canon
The comics are not canon
Osiris is not canon
Blue Team is not canon. That egregious meme team doesn't exist and never did. The only true ship is Chieftana and canonically they do have some feelings for each other. Chief doesn't fuck around on his adventures. He just fights for the UNSC and gets the job done. He is a virgin.
On that subject, none of the Spartans have had sex. They're all virgins like they should be. Stop projecting. Just because you went to a degenerate high school where sex outside of marriage was normal, doesn't mean these characters did.
And for the 77777th time, Halo is a console shooter made to be played on controller.
This is an American franchise. It always has been and always will be. It's western and everything else is fan fiction and belongs in /trash/. Period.
It's high time we take a stand. We shouldn't allow "all things Halo" because it has become obvious that degenerates are abusing that privilege. Games only. Canon only. No shipping.
End of discussion. Games only. Period.
>>529843328>the next Smash... should I tell him?
they should give halo to the guys that made genshin impact
>>529816270This is your room?
It's so... Cool!
>>529843541thats a twitter filename
They should give Halo to Ubisoft
an assassins creed like set on sanghelios where you play as an elite trying to undermine the power of the covenant in your homeworld during the rise of the covenant would be pretty cool
What if Hideo Kojima made the next Halo game?
it would be gay and retarded
They should give Halo to Tite Kubo
A HIDEO KOJIMA production directed by HIDEO KOJIMA written by HIDEO KOJIMA produced by HIDEO KOJIMA
HALO: ON THE RING
25 hours of talking
25 minutes of walking
just give it to some homeless dude in chicago
Halo should be sold to Sega
i hope master chief is in the new sonic racing game
>>529846379It's not like EA can fuck us over any more than 343 and Microsoft already have.
>>529801024The only one that looks particularly bad is the Pringles. The rest seem to be going for a more minimalist timeless look. Some minor criticism: WB is a bit plain-looking, almost amateurish, Subway is a bit harder to read now, Burger King lost its color contrast after ditching the blue and making the orange uncomfortably closer to red making it slightly less readable at a longer distance. But the rest are fine. RollingStone, Sprite, Toblerone, Saint Laurent, durex, and Peugeot look good.
why is yeeze sucu a fucking tease
Tite Kubo will write CEmake.
I wouldn't mind playing a Halo game made by the BattleBit devs.
>>529846212>>529847114Tetsuya Otsubo directed Shin Sakura Taisen which had Tite Kubo as the character designer for main characters.
>>529847923literally looks like bleach
>>529847923literally looks like Halo
is dog the bleach poster?
>>529848024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE06G8H0bIk
It's mecha too.
>>529847703We need less scalies in this fandom, not more.
>>529848218He's one of them.
>>529848243that looks like the craziest weeb slop
gigi's impact on the halo community has been devastating
>>529848624It's also has dating sim elements.
oh my GOSH STOP SAYING THAT
i have left the realm of boiled hotdogs and ascended to microwavint hotdogs
>>529849569>boiled hotdogspic related
>microwavint hotdogsAlso pic related.
>>529849689im not grilling them that takes way too much effort
>>529849749I like you even less than the Bleach and faggot posters.
Truly disgusting.
GRILL YOUR HOTDOGS.
AND WHILE GRILLING THEM LATHER THEM IN HONEY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
>>529849569>>529849689>>529849749Just let them sear in the pan a little, no water, no oil. It only takes a few seconds at high heat (as long as the pan is heated already). Then turn them and repeat for the other side. Done. If you chop them up in advance it's even faster.
halo needs to become a mecha
>>529849689i'd give this bitch my hot dog raw
>>529849195does it also have an overworld where you pick what location to go to in the city hub and you have to manage your time as any activity takes time away so you have to balance what relationships you want to build with what activities you wanna do with your alloted time?
>>529852375I'm gonna rape this thing
A smaller studio mid-size, basically an AA studio, no one else, can't be AAA.
>>529853086Streum On Studio
>>529847923Kubo was also an artist on Dragon Quest X, another Halo game.
>>529846529>It's not like EA can fuck us over any more than 343 and Microsoft already have.lol
lmao even
I'm glad Perfect Dark got shut down
>>529861849Undeniably Halo.
Are you ready for more Halo?
>>529843336Halo is fundamentally based off of anime you flaming retard and I'm not even into weeb shit.
These are the last one days of /hg/
>>529869019we're playing halo tomorrow?
>>529868768>4 hours ago>doesn't know the pastaalso no lol
>>529869994NOT a regular.
>>529869994it's just lil troll
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
USA USA USA
fire your AR-15's in the air
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>>529732746 (OP)Halo is American
>>529871234Forced.
Canada Day was organic.
>>529875309Both are fine
Miss me with the partisanship bruh
i wanna bite yeeze's butt
Does Boypilled like Bleach
Remember to do your duty as an American and donate to Israel.
Just like Marty would do!
>>529878736I bet he likes bleaching his butt
What's an actually unpopular Halo opinion you have?
Mine is Master Chief should be recast.
>>529879987Mine is Master Chief should be racist.
>>529879987clamber is actually a great movement mechanic and adds to halo
>>529880097Sorry chud, Master Chief stands for tolerance and respect of all.
Even the alien that runs the Kill the Humans Corps and was personally running the Torture and Maiming Chamber 9000 on the only other human that he knew on the ring.
>>529879987Sapien Sunrise or some similar organization should have been the overarching villains of the second trilogy.
>>529879987I'm not sure that's unpopular considering Steve may not want/be able to go through the recording process for that many more games. Am I misunderstanding what recast means? Get the feeling I am.
>unpopular Halo opinionCan't say I really have one at this point. Even if I talked to those in charge of Halo I feel it'd come down more to whether they're too blinded by greed to see the vision or not.
>xbox executives were blown away by the zenimax mmo before they cancelled it
phil spencer is a sony plant
if xbox likes your work, you're done.
explains why xbox has been so shit since the xbone era.
phil spencer is actually just three monkeys wearing an xbox shirt
>>529879987It's not unpopular, he's old and won't be living in a decade or two. Microsoft is already rumored to be replacing him and Jen with AIs.
>>529886386satya nadella told them to hire two bollywood actors.
>make bad game
>get laid off
>make good game
>get laid off
>make game CEO adores
>he plays it while laying you off
What are you supposed to do?
>>529886846go to Sony or Nintendo
>>529887039>SonyYou'll get laid off too
>>529887125how about you lay me, big boy
>>529887528they put aris in bleach?
Humans are Forerunner. I hope the devs making the reboot fully understand this one piece of lore.
>>529888536Two timelines ago maybe.
>>529888743Third timeline's a charm.
We can finally wipe the slate clean and put Halo back on track.
>>529886386You'd be surprised how common "when Steve is too old/dies they should retire Master Chief and replace him with Jerome" is as an opinion.
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>>529879987Needler should be dual-wieldable. I'm actually surprised it's an unpopular opinion. Halo 3's needler was so sad, they even nerfed its look with the smaller needles, and the fun factor of using it is completely gone. Even CE's Needler was more exciting to use.
>>529879987Fireteam crimson should join the banished
>>529889003It's kinda funny how many people try to decry Halo for being -too- dated and then people like that one just have fun with it instead of being totally spoiled by trends (never mind the shitposters).
>open The Marty Army
>mods flirting with hailey yet again
They know he's a man right?
>>529888923That'd be nice
>>529888969Doable? Yeah but I question Microsoft's ability to produce a game that could pull that off well
Doesn't help that they basically haven't tapped into Halo's potential and have been so focused on being copycats it doesn't even feel like Chief's had a decent campaign since 2007
Like he feels underutilized because 343-era kept trying to replace him with a more sappy, weak and vulnerable lookalike
>>529892986In this day and age? That'd just make it better for some of them. So many terrible things could've been avoided if at least Microsoft had kept reasonable. Still, figured we were stuck with 4/5 visuals for good and Infinite surprised me at least there. Seems some good things are still possible. Never expected new games to top the trilogy but I did expect Halo Wars level of goodness and respect for the IP in FPS form.
>>529879987 The mainline entries should be cancelled for the foreseeable future and the future of the series should be spin-offs from third party studios only. Rent out the IP to any third party studios that want it.
>>529895437how would the design have changed if they didn't have those dumbass memory card slots?
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>>529895618I remember it had better cooling but the old hard drives were incompatible. Also the off button could be activated by a house fly. I liked loading the new hard drives like they were box magazines. Kino generation.
>>529892986If you don't have trade secrets to divulge, why bring her a spy up?
>>529893745Assuming that guarantees developers who care about respecting the IP/who are allowed to.
>waiting for the next crumb of Halo news
>>529879987There are worse mechanics than sprint in the modern games, and those need to be squashed first if there is any hope in fixing this series.
>>529903105Clamber does more damage to map design than sprint ever will.
>>529903174Explain why, midwit. We can't read your mind.
>>529903378It should be obvious. You never have to sprint. You can get everywhere on a map without needing to press the button. Clamber is mandatory. While there are still skill jumps, you need to watch a canned animation and put down your gun every single time you try and jump somewhere because they're all, by design, just barely too high for you to make normally.
>>529903006>>529903174>>529903674People like you are why we have a competence crisis. No one explains anything, they just make vague statements and receive nods from their yes men. Unintelligent managers can't explain simple things and most people don't have the balls to say no because they know their boss is an irrational retard.
>>529903674>by designshouldn't you be fixing Infinite instead though.
>>529903986Infinite has too many issues. Scrap it and start over.
>>529903927You lack critical thinking skills.
>>529903674>It should be obviousabsolutely fucking retarded
you have to explain things if you want to share your ideas anon
obama really did a number on gen z
>>529904217If you can't imagine why clamber is bad for Halo on your own, you're the cancer ruining Halo.
>>529904209Explain. Oh right you can't because you want everyone to just agree with you.
>>529903674This, everyone knows Halo is bad with that. Therefor, Halo with that is just bad. You just have to be lacking basic human decency to think otherwise.
>>529904348I already did. I'm not writing an essay for you just because you're slow and have been ignoring all Halo discussion over the past decade.
>>529904318A valid request would be to just ask us what we think about it. Instead you're just being a defensive bitch about it like every middle manager promoted above their competence.
>>529904508Explain how my actions here indicate how I can't think critically. Of course you can't actually do that because it was just a petty insult.
>I'm not writing an essayWho says you have to? You should be able to explain it without an essay. Why are you so upset about having to explain things?
>>529904687I already explained once, and it didn't get through your head.
>>529904801So you've reached your daily explain quota? You're a fucking retard. It's so easy to explain these things. And you still haven't even asked for my explanation so you don't even know myt level of understanding. Adding more fuel to the idea that you only posted it for validation.
idc i still love you xbox :(
first it was
>>529903674>i shouldn't explain because it's obviousthen it was
>>529904508>i don't want to write an essayso it's both obvious and takes an essay to explain at the same time
it's so easy to criticize 343's games but these
obama educated morons still manage to fuck it up
reminds me of hat tipping atheists
anyway sprint is much worse because it ruins the ar
you can't shoot while rushing so the ar rush is massively nerfed
that's why 343 made the ar so powerful in their games
they had to offset the fact that you can't rush with it
Sprint was always a redundant feature to have on console. They basically just ripped the run button from pc games and slapped it on the controller. You don't need it because you have the thumbstick with a movement speed curve. If you have ADS, you don't need sprint because the hipfire accuracy while not sprinting is already a massive downgrade from aiming. As a side note, ADS in its common form is really stupid if immersion is the goal. But ADS does basically the opposite of sprint. Forcing the player to move slowly for more accuracy by pressing a button instead of just moving the stick half way. It's incredibly inefficient. PC games like counter strike have the walk/crouch button for that purpose but that's because you don't have a thumbstick on mouse and keyboard. Call of duty style controls effectively have both a walk and run button rather than having an always run option and only a single walk/run button be necessary. And the worse part is they don't even make use of the thumbstick for that purpose. Smart devs, such as og bungie, would cut these features, realizing the controller makes them redundant.
tldr Thumbstick is effectively 7 buttons compressed into 1 but no one makes use of it
it's sad that halo has become a nobody in the gaming industry
all because they tried to copy call of duty
if the franchise maintained its own identity, this wouldn't have happened
>>529911201The mantis would be a flat improvement if it had all the mechanics from lost planet 2 with the weapons and special features. You could have an invisible mantis or a flying mantis and the weapons would be swappable. You could add a whole new roster of support weapons for this purpose which spartans could haul around instead of only having the plasma turret and machinegun turret.
What was the real reason for adding sprint and clamber in the first place? I think anons are falling into the trap of having to explain why sprint and clamber should be removed, but there wasn't a particularly strong reason for them being added in the first place besides change for the sake of change or following trends. What improvements have either of these made to Halo? It's more actions that you have to perform (or watch, in the case of clamber), but does it make the game more fun?
Sprint has more utility now with slide being added (along with dropslide, for extra mobility), and canceling clamber lets you peak over tall ledges while staying mostly behind cover...but again, do these new actions (and the new types of player behavior they introduce or encourage) actually make the game more fun? And then combine that with the more long-range combat than older Halos, and all the different equipment. These things definitely have changed the pacing and predictability of fights. But were these things that needed to be changed from older Halos? I guess it depends on the player. A lot of players seem to like Halo Infinite's combat, but there's also a big group of players that prefer the older, slower Halos, so now you have this big split in the community that will never be completely satisfied wherever the next game goes, thanks to these sweeping generational changes. If Bungie never added sprint or armor abilities, I wonder if 343 would have. 343 has the excuse of Reach, but would they have had the balls to add sprint themselves?
>>529912032what anons are you talking about? you're not projecting yourself into a frenzy again, are you?
>>529763597>Keep Halo White like it always wasuh-oh, who's gonna tell little pablo about the real truth
>>529912032Movement cancer isn't worth it if it ruins the weapon sandbox
>>529912345I don't want to get sucked into a back and forth like the other anon, but basically the discussion above with anon having to explain why sprint or clamber should be removed. He's being told to explain himself, but Bungie and 343 didn't explain very well why those mechanics were added in the first place. Mostly just vague things like 'breeding smarter combat' or giving players more choice/options, according to the vidoc. I think rather than having to defend why you think they should be removed, it might be better to have someone who likes them to explain why they're good mechanics to have, since they weren't originally in the older games, and those games were fun without them.
Something that was introduced to Halo was destructible vehicles. It looks and feels really good to blow up vehicles. It's solid, satisfying feedback for the one shooting the vehicle, and it's fun to experience even when you're the one being killed in the vehicle. Trying to play CE's BTB and not being able to blow up a Scorpion doesn't feel very satisfying. Meanwhile, something like clamber forces you to sit through an animation (or cancel it) rather than just being able to jump higher. Maps are now made with clamber in mind, so you're forced to use it or find ways to avoid it like the skill jumps. But on a base level, it's more tedious than just being able to jump high enough to clear that ledge. It doesn't make the game more fun.
Sprint was just user research I think? All the big console games used sprint by 2010 so it would feel like a missing feature to new Halo players. The deeper implications of how sprint affects the design doesn't matter.
Similarly Halo 2 was the biggest FPS on console so user research dictated that Halo 3 should be similar.
Halo was heavily influenced by user research after Halo 2. MS built the largest user research facility in gaming during Halo 2's development.
The entire franchise post-H2 can be used to test how accurate Xbox's user research actually is at any given point in time.
>>529909836Sprint has been a staple of console fps for well over a decade.
I can't stand it, but you don't come off as cool by preaching about how it's "muh PC feature"
>brings up counter strikenot halo
Sprint is not the problem with Halo Infinite
>>529916235We never really see or hear much about this. It would be interesting to see a full vidoc about it. The few clips they did show in the vidoc were very few, like with how the player missed a turn and one of the devs felt really bad about it. It might actually be very upsetting to watch though, especially when a cool feature or map design would have had to have been watered down for non gamers since that was a big chunk of those users that would have tested the game. Watching new players play the old games can get very frustrating because even with big green or red glowing lights to show which doors are accessible, they still get confused about which door to go through, even if it's not their first Halo game. Saw this happen with a Halo 3 playthrough, and she couldn't figure out how to open doors in Rat's Nest. She would even constantly run out of weapons/ammo and complain about not having ammo, despite tons of weapons being on the ground or weapon racks lined up on the walls with the UI prompts popping up as she walked over them.
CEmake will not have sprint
They would be insane to do it
Problems with Halo Infinite:
-a lot
>>529809932>How do we know a Playstation launch wouldn't be just as bad?Playstation players don't care about any shooter not named Call of Duty.
They don't even play Helldivers anymore.
They also have a lower participation rate in Battlefield games than Xbros do.
Any number of players you would get for MCC from a PS5 port would probably be chill.
>>529917669If they add it, players will be mad.
If they don't add it players will be mad.
If it was never added in the first place, players would still be mad, but at least they wouldn't be mad about sprint.
>>529918059It just depends on who the remake is for. If it's targeting existing H1 fans then there will not be sprint. If it's targeting non-Halo fans as a starting point and/or people who remember playing Halo 1 on Xbox but haven't really kept up with the franchise since then it'll have sprint. Sprint will be the feature that defines who the remake is for.
>>529917970Time shouldn't be a restriction on a discussion. I also don't like it when forum mods lock threads just because someone answered a question a couple years later. It's especially important when I'm trying to google a solution to something. Don't just lock the thread because it's old, that discussion was still valuable and could have been picked up by new particpants. You don't need to create a new thread for it just because you prefer new threads. That doesn't help anyone.
>>529918319I bet they're going to try and claim that both types of players will be happy with the reboot, and that we should all play it and be open minded. They might even compromise and nerf sprint even further (similar to Infinite) to try and appease the OGs while still keeping it in for the sake of the modern audience.
>>529879987Halo should move one from Master Chief and Cortana.
Halo should move on from Spartans in the campaign.
None of the Halo 3 Bungie maps are truly shit, besides default Sandbox and Foundry.
None of the Blood Gulch maps are good.
Sidewinder is one of the worst map in the entire franchise.
Teleporters are shit and lift/mancannons are great.
Headlong was never good.
All weapons should have headshot damage multipliers. That doesn't necessarily mean insta kill on unshielded targets.
Up until the Library gondola ride, The Sacred Icon/Quarantine Zone duology is the best Flood level in the entire franchise.
Halo X in Halo Y is great when done right.
Bungie never managed to make the Needler good.
Dual Wielding must come back.
>>529919562>Halo X in Halo Y is great when done right.Based Ultimate Firefight enjoyer.
>>529920317Ultimate Firfight is Halo X in Halo Y done wrong.
SPV3, on the other hand...
>>529914637didn't read, link to it
>>529916885>but you don't come off as coolare you fucking kidding me?
how long was your coma, brah?
no argument btw
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>>529922609I miss the 2000โs the 2025 world is so sterile and dull.
>>5299228502020 was a turning point and everything has been lame since then.
Early 2020s, while super flawed, were still more creative.
>>529732746 (OP)We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America
>>529924559Not Halo.
And most definitely not American.
>>529924559Can we get this in modern english?
>>529871316>fire your AR-15's into the groundftfy
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>>529924823Bet, we the skibidi crew of the United States, tryna make the Union bussinโ and extra drippy, lock in that sigma fairness W, keep the homebase Ohio-free and max chill vibes, squad up for the goated defense dub, yeet that rizzler energy for the big betterness, and secure those sparkly liberty bangers for us and our future besties, so we fanum tax and lock in this Constitution for the USA, no Ohio, straight GYATT vibes only.
>>529917304Bungie showcased some user research on Destiny shortly after that launched. They talked a little about how Halo vs Destiny in user research but the talk mainly focuses on Destiny. Nothing too much in detail, just broad overviews. Some highlights
>You were meant to reach late-game story missions underleveled as a way to encourage players to try other modes but players powered through underleveled anyway so they made the missions easier.>Leveling experience vs endgame meant that they needed to bring people back>RPG mechanics and side content severely harmed their consistency>They show a moron dismantle all of his equipment while eyetracking was showing him directly looking at (Destroys Item)>Destiny players are more rabid than Halo playersI've timestamped a moment where they show off the shared-world elements which I thought was cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izZcrG4WqGI&t=1628
On the Microsoft side they started implementing user research more in storytelling around 2011. The trend overall (even outside MS) from this seems to be a shift away from movie-like acts into a more TV series-like structure. There's obviously a lot more outside of narrative but I found that interesting.
>>529903006I think it's less that people would disagree and more that
- people were asking for Sprint to be canned/move to side-modes before other abilities existed
- it's not like you can't just remove a bunch of abilities at once (as going from 5 to Infinite shows)
>>529918854It's just silly we're still doing
>me put gun down me move fast one directionEspecially with all the 343 shills/bootlickers/trolls who go "oh but Spartans can move fast"
Normal humans can run while shooting so you can easily let Chief in campaign kick-up his speed and still be firing but just make his aim less stable during the increase as a trade-off
H5 had a straight-up all-around speed-boost working in every direction but since it was temporary it didn't really come with aim destablization mechanics yet it wasn't terribly OP
We can do so much better for campaign and multiplayer even if corporate is foolishly demanding/mandating a speed-up.
>FFIX estimate is now 24:00:30
>>529936530>>>/mu/126922443
Fun time with Red tomorrow night.
Be there or be square.
Holding hands with Boypilled
>>529937497A Pale Horse...
>Bleach/Canada thread hits bump limit in less than a day
>America thread struggling around the halfway point two days later
The people have spoken, America is NOT Halo.
I think Americans are busy with their family festivities today
dead general, dead franchise, dead console, dead country
>play CE blind
>instantly recognize everything wrong with CEA
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Helldivers won.
>>529917669It will, they can't take any risks now. Any fuck up and Microsoft will do them in.
>>529943772more like
>Forced thread is cringe>organic thread is chillI have no issue with Canadians, but unless the thread takes over 2 more days it will still be under the average for the Spring
>>529971878AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>529926389Interesting. I didn't follow Destiny's development very much besides that initial vidoc after Reach. I'll just watch the whole thing you linked.
>They show a moron dismantle all of his equipment while eyetracking was showing him directly looking at (Destroys Item)lol. How do you even respond or react to that as a dev. Maybe add big flashing red lights or an alert sound, but even that probably wouldn't stop some players.
I could unironically just play more CE levels forever
>>529924559Halo.
And most definitely American.
Timeless.
>>529926002Also Halo and American, but significantly less timeless.
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All I need to know Cortana... is did we save her?
>>529977959>maskedSara has fallen
>>529978018>maskedFOR GOOD REASON
>>529977959>>529978139where can I get a Halo girlfriend like this
>>529978280*specifically a biological Halo girlfriend btw, no biological men please
>>529978280I have good news for you ano-
>>529978438never mind
>>529977813This but also Halo 3 levels, but yeah CE is on a level of its own when it comes to atmosphere and art direction
>>529977137They changed it to require a button hold to dismantle. The dismantle notifications moved from top-right to mid-right and they added a lot more visual noise to the dismantle notifications with effects beginning over half the screen away from dismantle notifications. Of course they added a loud noise when you dismantle too.
I think the idea is that morons will still dismantle something but the loud noise and flashy visual effects will spook them away from dismantling everything.
Having a girlfriend that enjoys Halo would be the ultimate kino. And not one that you have to convince and train her to play so that eventually she comes to like it because she's spending time with you, but someone who actually loved Halo naturally because she grew up with it. That's the real deal.
Man, I would just play Ultimate Firefight all day with her, and then she'd give me a kiss every time I saved her or rezzed her from being downed. Or maybe the other way around, and she'd be the one saving me because she's actually good at the game so I'd have to kiss her as a thank you...but realistically she would probably be toxic and would scold/mock me for getting downed in the first place and having to come save me despite being the man in the relationship, and if i die too much I'm going to have to sleep on the couch that night or get stuck doing the dishes...Actually, having a Halo girlfriend sounds like a hassle.
>>529979958>stuck doing the dishesYou avoid this by just washing the currently messy dish while a new one warms up with food
>>529979958My ex was into Halo and Dragon Ball. I got so fucking lucky. I played Halo 3 with her a fuckton and we'd rewatch Dragon Ball arcs together every couple of months.
>>529978606>This but also Halo 3 levelsActually yes this as well.
Nee Covenant really convinced me of this.
yeet that rizzler energy for the big betterness
>>529987010someone set us up the bomb
Crevice to the East. Let's go.
>>529992934Based The Ark enjoyer.
What does he do to pass the time?
ESA was fun, but the Halo runs were shit.
New week is SGDQ. There will be an Halo 4 run, which doesn't seem promising, and an Halo Reach 4 players coop on Legendary run which might be kino.
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I'm hosting some MCC tomorrow night.
If we get enough people (8 or more) we will set up teams and do a best 4 out of 7 team battle.
Not calling it Halofest, but it's in a similar vein.
9 PM eastern time.
>>529999124just no basketball
please
>>529999124on top of this
>>529999203No H2A at all.
It's just reskinned Halo 4, and doesn't function well at all.
>>529999124That's exactly the hour i get off work. Fuck.
>>529999581just get there when you can get there
>>529999781You only got 4, retard.
>>529999781this except CE for campaign, 2 can have multi
It's Halo 3
It's always been Halo 3
And deep down, you always knew it
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2 sucks major ass
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The Endless
>>529999978>>530000016>>530000024any of these would have been epic
Let the record show that GODTRIOX was the closest
Let the record show that .............................................
>>530000337>Mongolian throat signingQuintessential 4chan.
@530000478
Not Halo.
Filters working fine, btw. This was your last warning.
my filters actually don't work if you use spoiler
i think it's funnier that way
@530000906
Still not Halo.
>also a Granblue Fantasy poster
Disgusting. You sound underage.
It's so easy to rile you up.
>>530001468That's enough.
>>530001628No, keep going.
>>529879987Female spartans are too pretty in canon. They should look more like Brock Lesnar's daughter.
>>530002306Those thighs could kill you.
>>529992934>Dead MarinesNot Halo.
>>530003842Those marines spawn dead if you have too many living marines with you.
>>529998538Isn't H4 the better speedrun for viewing entertainment?
>>530002306Brock Lesnar's daughter is going to set world records at some point.
>>530004724I don't know the runner Koma.
He mostly has Sonic VODs on his Twitch channel.
>>530002306Honestly I always found the fat ass and hips stuff the female Spartans have to be embarrassing coomer stuff.
>>530004869After looking him up on HaloRuns, he's #5 for Halo 4 - Easy and #2 for Halo 4 - Legendary. Might be decent, assuming he's not a tranny.
Here's one of his runs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_wulqB_O4
>>530004869I wasn't worried about the runner. I just meant isn't H4 a more entertaining speedrun than Reach?
>>530005441Not sure. Reach has lots of silly skips, and coop might make things more interesting.
I don't know much about Halo 4's speedrunning scene.
Probably a very normie take but I still think the Moist Halo 2 legendary play challenge to be one of the best Halo events in the last few years.
Can someone explain this to me?
>>530012003It's a subtle joke.
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It was a fun 2008
>>530016287Big Red actually was good for HG. What ruined HG was the weird ass Skype/Discord anons who made a simple gaming general into some special club.
>>530019991this happened in 2015
move along
Having a boyfriend that enjoys Halo would be the ultimate kino. And not one that you have to convince and train him to play so that eventually she comes to like it because she's spending time with you, but someone who actually loved Halo naturally because she grew up with it. That's the real deal.
Man, I would just play Ultimate Firefight all day with him, and then he'd give me a kiss every time I saved her or rezzed her from being downed. Or maybe the other way around, and he'd be the one saving me because he's actually good at the game so I'd have to kiss him as a thank you...but realistically he would probably be toxic and would scold/mock me for getting downed in the first place and having to come save me despite being a man in the relationship, and if i die too much I'm going to have to sleep on the couch that night or get stuck doing the dishes...Actually, having a Halo boyfriend sounds like a hassle.
No.
I won't just sit by and let all the cancerous facets of this franchise be allowed to have an equal footing. I'm not breaking bread with 343fags and Lorecucks.
The American iterations of Halo IN THE GAMES are the only ones worth discussing here. And I will continue to call out everything else.
343's games are not canon
Spartan 4's are not canon
The books are not canon
None of the shit in Halo Legends is canon and Halo is not anime
Halo Online is not canon
The comics are not canon
Osiris is not canon
Blue Team is not canon. That egregious meme team doesn't exist and never did. The only true ship is Chieftana and canonically they do have some feelings for each other. Chief doesn't fuck around on his adventures. He just fights for the UNSC and gets the job done. He is a virgin.
On that subject, none of the Spartans have had sex. They're all virgins like they should be. Stop projecting. Just because you went to a degenerate high school where sex outside of marriage was normal, doesn't mean these characters did.
And for the 77777th time, Halo is a console shooter made to be played on controller.
This is an American franchise. It always has been and always will be. It's western and everything else is fan fiction and belongs in /trash/. Period.
It's high time we take a stand. We shouldn't allow "all things Halo" because it has become obvious that degenerates are abusing that privilege. Games only. Canon only. No shipping.
End of discussion. Games only. Period.
>>530023601He's offering him Pozole
>>530023601How canon is TYBW or Burn the Witch?
>>530023741Good morning Raul
Which Halo books are actually good?
>>530026874Have you tried this one?
>>530026962wtf suddenly I love bookshit
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>>530023601Okay, but what about Wars 1?
>>530025450>play game>colors cost money>go back to the good Halo games
>>530039906>caring about spartan dressup
>>529732746 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRYckN5Oh_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoAfNGjeURU
>>530039309HECKIN
SPEED LINES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE'RE SPRINTING
>>530061669But Anon, the game would look slow without them!
come watch my wife's first play through of halo https://youtu.be/jtQ7T7t1UPc
she's streaming it again today in an hour
>>530067858Her avatar looks fugly.
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>>530068023that's so rude, but she's debuting with a new one soon either way
>>530068319The face rigging is so borked.
Don't post her ever again.
>>530068478be more pleasant
>>530067858>Modern graphics
>>530067858How did she react to the Flood?
>>530068849she's starting at silent cartographer today
>>530068840I've been trying to convince her to use the original ones, she's stubborn.
>>530068737I'll be more pleasant when you advertise better stuff.
>>530068737you've been done
>>530069216you've done him
>>530067858french accents are so insanely hot holy fuck
>>530070127thank you daddy
What if Boypilled started vtubing
runescape with boypilled and yeeze...
>>530071857what about guys that use :D and ^-^
>ctrl-f "yeeze" in /osg/
>7 results
our boytoy is growing up :')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_nmspSBXLI
what do you mean bleach comes back 2026 i can't wait that long
If you wanna see some action
Gotta be the center of attraction
do you think yeeze paints his nails?
Hey there, I'm jeff stelzer, the voice of Halo Multiplayer!
You might know me for phrases like
DOUBLE CUNNY
TRIPLE CUNNY
OVERCUNNY
CUNNYTACULAR
CUNNYTASTROPHE
CUNNYPOCALYPSE
CUNNYMANJARO
CUNNY TAKEN
CUNNY DROPPED
NEED CUNNY
HAIL TO THE CUNNY
Forced. There isn't a single loli in Halo.
Not one.
@530079481
make up your mind
>>530080485Sorry bro, I'm not part of the inner circle.
>>530080485only red can do that
you have to message him saying you wanna play halo tonight
lobby opens at 9pm EST
Join here to be in the voice chat for the Halo tonight. Lobby will start at 9pm. We will play matchmaking until we get 8 or more people, at which point teams will be drafted.
https://discord.gg/wBepgFWC
>>530081961im gonna be picked last....
DEATH DEATH TO THE HALOFEST
DEATH DEATH TO THE HALOFEST
>>530023741this is some of their weaker stuff
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He's back...
Why did he leave?
the temperature just plummeted...
aight but have you heard DIS one doe?
its so cute how you guys act in the discord compared to here
>>530088643I'm as unpleasant here as I'm unpleasant there.
it's so easy to rile you up
You haven't done anything.
Heard you want your thread back
Shut the FUCK up
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What if Elites had feathers?
>>530091285they'd probably look better
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Yo, the UNSC got ratioโd in this war moons ago, senpai! Your squad? Cooked. Scattered. Yeeted! Clapped!!! By me, the ultimate rizzler! Wanna know the tea? It wasnโt even a sweat... We stay one step aheadโALWAYS droppinโ bussinโ plays! The Ring? Already our drip! Soon, the Auditorium too, locked in! The Harbinger and the Banished? Weโre besties with the same sigma grind, fightinโ to stan Atrioxโs GOATed will! Buuut... no cap, without a real banger challenge, Iโm feelinโ mid, lost, solo queue vibes... But now you pull up, Spartan! This is my final boss fight! A skibidi test of legends! Our story? Itโs gonna outlive us both, no Ohio! Light that GYATT fire in your heart, Spartan! Flash them fangs! Go HARD! Die drippy!
Guys, this is NOT ok.
Baza needs to be kicked out pronto
He'll kick out himself, just like last time...
>>530091159I'M READY
BOW BOUR CHU
Tell these Banishedposters either they get out of town or a flame of fire is gonna come out of their buttholes
So that's why grunts have so much gas from their rears
/osg/ is making fun of us...
guys, i think halofest is back
Chieftains can be staggered by melee unless they are charging or flying
>>5300977915 people at most
i want boypilled to sniff my balls
>>530104549What's your go to fragrance?
>>530104737i don't wear cologne. im all natural.
>>530104813>cologneJesus Christ what a fatherless faggot
>>530105057>perfume wearing sissybend over for me like a good girl
>>530105213you desperately need a glow up, lil bro
>>530105534you desperately need to get on your knees and service me
>>530105713no glow up, no deal
>>530106585since you're on the girly side, i suggest prada l'homme
>>530106802o-okay thanks daddy
>>530104184bet the under
Bookies set the number at 8 and a half participants
>>530107835She raped him, btw.
he's just fucking sitting in there what the fuck do i do?
>>530107835VN is a blessing
What's wrong with Halo 2's playerbase?
>>530107010This isn't true, i-is it?
>>530108704damn, boypilled groomed yeeze...
>>530108704>older men grooming younger onesAs it always been.
5 persons in the party.
Get to it, fags.
>>530111281Gonna take a while longer
I don't trust people who call Mister Green "John"
Marvel Rivals is being played
>>530111281all hands on deck
10 people LETS GO
gaylo quest time
>/hg/ trapped in an endless CTF match
>>530116005Say that again....
Longshore? More like long snore.
/hg/ will meet again next week
>The Halo Reach Experience
>>530128307He wouldn't have quit if it was Halo 2.
>Halo 1-Reach
>Passion project made by white guys
>Joe Staten and Marty O'Donnel leadership on Halo 2/3
>Max Hoberman designing Halo 2/3 multiplayer
>Marcus Lehto leadership on Reach
>343
>Halo 4-Infinite
>Outsourced to Jeets and Contractors
>Frank O'Connor leadership on Halo 4 and Halo 5
>Bonnie Ross wanting Halo to be "our Star Wars" and hiring Star Wars writers
I wonder what went wrong here
>>530129348this is what happens when you have different inputs for entering vehicles in different games
>>530129871Nah, they just couldn't enter because it's FFA.
>steam didnt save my recording
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Found out my neighbor is a lead dev for 343, made me want to go play Infinite. My headset doesn't fucking work though, the game just stops all audio from playing. Anyone have this happen before and know what the fix is? I imagine it's trying to set up the headset in call mode or something
>>530130737You should kill him for ruining Halo.
>>530130737Rape him like they raped Halo.
PS3 was such a complete flop that Sony hired Mark Cerny to make AMD PCs
PS4 and PS5 are a fully locked down x86_64 device, it doesn't even have UEFI and uses sony's proprietary bootloader
Sony & AMD collaborated on developing the FSR4 that's going to be patched into the PS5 Pro in the future.
Whether Sony will continue using FSR4 for the PS6 or move on to FSR5/PSSR2 is uncertain.
After Halo Reach ended, there were several books that came out to setup Halo 4
> Forerunner Saga
Greg Bear wrote three books about the forerunners, humans and their final fight with the flood. The book demystified the forerunners and made them distinguished.
>Kilo 5 Trilogy
Karen Traviss wrote 3 books about the post-war humans and their attempt at regaining a foothold after the fall of the covenant.
Halo 4 and 5 attempted to take lore of both these books and establish them into the game, and did not do a very good job at it. Karen Traviss ruined post-Halo 3 and Ghosts of Onyx lore.
>Greg Bear: Cryptum, the first Halo novel, and so anyone whoโs a Halo fan is going to enjoy the collaboration between the people in [Microsoftโs] 343 [division]โFrank OโConnor and Kevin Grace
>Frankie: I was always doing little tiny incremental things with development throughout, but where I really started working on things going directly into the game was Halo 3, when I worked with (engineer) Damian Isla on the terminals that explained the deeper lore. So I was doing more and more story as we got towards the end of it, and as we started Reach, I got the chance to actually write the script.
>Frankie: Most of the books for the last two years have dealt with building backstory for Halo 4, rather than fixing canonical errors or mismatches. We've bought ourselves a little bit of latitude with the terminals in previous Halo games. We knew that the fiction was going to evolve when we were writing the terminals for Halo 3.
>โEvery novel that youโve read in the last couple of years, every comic book, the Terminals in Halo Anniversary [โฆ] everything is feeding directly into the story for the next Halo trilogy.โ [Frank OโConnor, Halo Fest 2011 โ Halo 4 Panel (2:50)]
>Halo TV is obviously Frankie's child. This show is what he always wanted Halo to be, outside of the Forerunner stuff. A generic Expanse rip-off with Spartans and feminism
>tfw long time Halo fan
>Halo is unabashedly a power fantasy, Marcus Lehto and Joe Staten described it using that EXACT terminology
>Joseph Staten made a plethora of allusions to theological themes in the games he was heavily involved in
>Play Halo Custom Edition occasionally, mostly play custom maps made by the community
>Most of Halo 2's writing and lore fleshing out was done by Joseph Staten, who alongside Eric Nylund, basically invented the entirety of Halo lore: Fall of Reach, CE, H2, First Strike, Ghosts of Onyx, Contact Harvest and Shadow of Intent
>Max Hoberman was the lead Multiplayer designer on Halo 2 and Halo 3. Max Hoberman is MVP of H2 multiplayer. He and his team designed the whole thing in the crunch time of h2 release like map dual wielding, design, xbox live, UI, xbox 360 dashboard, and all that stuff
>SKW: I'll keep this one simple; Halo 3 is what we've always wanted Halo to ever be.
>Bungie intended Reach multiplayer to be a wacky clusterfuck. It was never meant to be competitive but retards like MLG didn't understand that.
>2011
>see the canon be destroyed and raped into a ditch by 343i
>Need to have grasp of the Halo 4 extended fiction: Greg Bear's Forerunner Saga and Karen Traviss' Kilo-5 Trilogy to understand the story
>Makes sense why Halo 4's and 5's story is so bad considering the Traviss books lead into 4 and 5.
>Frank O'Connor or Frankie, is literally a member of Resetera and regularly posts tons of self-hating anti-white garbage
>"Halo 3? Now thats an old piece of jank, Halo 5 is an upgrade in every way, 3 looks like its about toy soldiers in some cereal box world"
>Halo 5 is CoD: Spartan IVs
>Halo Infinite's 10 year live service plan was quietly cancelled 9 - 10 months ago around the end of 2021.
>tfw can at least take pleasure in the fact that no matter where the series goes it can't be as bad as GOT and Star Wars
>>530131101>>530131216Where does TYBW fit into this?
I tried to play the Operation Sunfire mod for CE, but I couldn't get it to load.
when we played as a team agaisnt randos, randos kept body shotting me that was mean :(
>>530131216>Bungie intended Reach multiplayer to be a wacky clusterfuck. It was never meant to be competitive but retards like MLG didn't understand that.Is this a new Reachfag cope?
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The game runs fine! Stop showing me this error!
>>530135389bro update your windows holy shit
I fucking hate normies so much! I've started to see stupid trash, talk about having good memories of Halo 4 as if stupid children who liked Halo 4 deserve to speak.
4 was okay. Infinite is the only truly bad Halo game.
I honestly think that 343 or Microsoft payed YouTube people to just talk good about Infinite and act like it was actually great. Things Halo 4/5 got criticized for were ignored or blatantly allowed for Infinite.
Easiest example of this is how when Halo 4/5 changed or removed weapons it was disliked. Yet somehow when Infinite does the same thing its totally cool and "great for the balance "
>>530139083They deserve to get raped.
>>530139934Its simple really. Halo 4 and Halo 5 were being compared to Bungie era Halo a lot more. Infinite just came out at a time where less original fans gave a shit.
>>529732746 (OP)>when you nut but she keeps sucking
doom
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>>530136225I don't have Infinite installed on my VM, but thanks for reminding me to update it. I think there's a launch option command that will fix the Windows error, but I can't remember it. It runs fine anyway (when it doesn't suddenly crash randomly, but that happened on Windows too) so it's just an inconvenience.
>>530133998It certainly doesn't absolve Marcus of the decisions he made when he got to be outright Creative Director for Reach.
>all the right things>the perfect wayI -do- understand the idea of filling a spin-off title with ideas you were barred from during the trilogy because Griesemer and Max were adamant about certain details as gameplay designers, especially with Halo 3 still going strong.
However, even Marcus has moved on and seen that non-ability gameplay aged better (he highlights 3 but it naturally applies to CE and 2). He should've pushed for abilities to be in an alternative playlist and not outright replace non-ability gameplay, even in a spin-off.
Now we'll see if Pierre can finally take one of the right paths that should've been taken after the feedback Reach got. For all we know he wants to and he'll still get mandated to do the contrary. Completely up in the air.
>>529732746 (OP)Interesting and obscure (to me, at least) Halo site I found
https://www.badcyborg.net/index.html
also
https://www.youtube.com/@BadCyborgMovies
>>530144385I almost forgot that's a reference to a Grunt line
We're getting another game with sprint and abilities. That's just how shooters are made these days.
Plus, there's only ever been two Halo games without abilities and they're the two least played. You're a vocal minority.
Can't wait for the next Halo game to have loadouts and a killstreak equivalent and halo youtubers and people praise it and talk about how fun and epic it is.
"OH MY GOD I GOT THE PELICAN GUNSHIP LIKE AND SUB"
Next Halo game needs to have a campaign where you play as a grunt for several levels and fight against the Flood.
People who believed in Halo amounting to much of anything were also the minority before it came out.
There are both better ways to do movement abilities and better ways of organizing their presence in the game. All series deserve better than senseless trend-chasing.
>>530145393>used to catch ubernick now and then>happened to see a stream where he admitted to having issues with 5 but kept quiet to keep up appearancesInfinite was nearing at that point so I guess he felt it was safe but it was both disappointing and nice to have that on the record
No clue if he repeated that attitude when it came to Infinite though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtG6--4r_qk&t=873
>>530148252>scaffold tiles reflected in his visorWTF Xbros, how did they gaytrace in 2007 without a gorjillion dollar RTX card???
>>530148716It's not a reflection, it's a cubemap.
Is there anyone in fiction who could stop him?
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>>530145471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pYDXY6vtjk
It would be kino.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONSqRdnNJj4
please remember that everyone is just trying to have a good time, there's no need to try and bring others down
h2at
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Thanks for playing last night
>>530170214Yes, it's fine in melee.
>>530170998Not Halo.
Also
>playing against bots
>>530170998i hate the low jump height in these games
halo did a lot to improve the genre by making actions more costly and consequential
grenades taking a week to throw is an underappreciated balancing action
It was actually a really good night.
Good mix of matchmaking, team customs, and FFA.
it probably helps that the sbmm didn't seem to kick in
>>530171653>probably helps that the sbmm didn't seem to kick inToday, I will remind them.
>>530171526>i hate the low jump height in these gamesNormally I'd agree, and its one of the reasons I didn't like the genre at first. But bunny jumping while holding forward in this particular game makes you go faster than just running. It's a little harder to do in older arena shooters because you have to do it at an angle and turn the mouse in a specific rhythm but you still build momentum the same way, and if you can keep building that momentum and not hit an obstacle/wall, you can really go flying through these maps. In games like call of duty you feel really heavy and there's almost no point to jumping except to throw people's aim off, but with older arena shooters, they really let you go all out on horizontal speed. You get massive verticality with the launchpads and rocket jumping, so in some ways its more mobile than Halo despite having a lower jump height. Halo's slower pace is perfect for vehicle combat.
>>530171653I enjoyed the first game of btb but my brain completely checked out after that. I don't feel motivated to play when it's custom games. I guess if I was running the show it would be matchmaking locked at 8 players.
>>530173292How can you disagree with a statement of someone's feelings? Regardless, you cherrypicked an unimportant part of that post.
>>530173868I meant I felt the same way about the low jump height like he did. I just explained why I changed my mind about it later on. I wasn't debating with him.
The second part of his post was more complicated and I'm not good enough at these games to discuss the balance in that detail. I'll leave that to better players.
>>530173868I mean we can do that too
The first enemy team didn't fly so good...
>>530171653We had that one danger canyon game where the other team was playing 3D chess with the flag but other than that I think we won all the mm games.
>>530171526And made you press more than the same 2 buttons. Those being space bar and left mouse button. Halo has grenades, melee, shooting, jumping, crouch jumping, switching weapons for synergy, and zooming. Boomer shooters feel like jumping and clicking simulators. The reason they aren't around anymore is because people got sick of the jumping and went to slower paced games with more consequence like counter strike.
>>530174320nah your wall of text was a wall of nonsense
a stream of unkempt thoughts that never should've crossed your keyboard
>>530175279Not him, but he's right and you're being cringe and weird.
>>530174551The trend in games lately has been adding more mobility options, so now we have stuff like slide, sprint, dodging, and other abilities like teleportation or grapple shotting, so they're not as slow paced as Call of Duty or Counterstrike anymore. You doing way more actions now. But even during the older arena shooter era, you did more than just point and click. Most weapons are slow projectiles, so you had to do more leading and thinking ahead of where your opponents were going to be, and with the faster speed, the more you had predict into the future than Halo or Call of Duty, especially when you lost sight of them. And there was more emphasis on map control and map knowledge with the power weapons and health/armor spawns. A lot of that difficulty was removed with recharging shields/health, and now they've added weapon respawn timers. So I think the difficulty and complexity has just shifted to other things (like having to combat armor abilities/equipment).
>>530175395right about what?
he didn't make any points, it was just a wikipedia page about movement mechanics with no implications of superiority one way or the other
also way too many words to say so little
>>530175279What's wrong with it?
>>530175504I just don't feel it's worth reading posts like this. There's too high a likelihood that an unconcise post is retarded and it probably is retarded given the other guy's comments and your own actions so far. It's a tough sell.
>>530175504that's still point and click
you're just pointing somewhere else
not responding to any of that off-topic nonsense
seriously your post could be 3 short sentences without the non-sequiturs
>But bunny jumping while holding forward in this particular game makes you go faster than just running. It's a little harder to do in older arena shooters because you have to do it at an angle and turn the mouse in a specific rhythm but you still build momentum the same way, and if you can keep building that momentum and not hit an obstacle/wall, you can really go flying through these maps.
This part was just to explain why the jumping isn't just low, and that it actually builds mobility. I could have shortened it to the first sentence, but the others were to cover Quake. The game in the webm is a newer arena shooter with slightly different and easier movement mechanics (like holding forward while jumping to build momentum). The older arena shooters require more input, so that's why I added the extra info and what he probably would have played and disliked about the jump height.
>In games like call of duty you feel really heavy and there's almost no point to jumping except to throw people's aim off, but with older arena shooters, they really let you go all out on horizontal speed.
This part was what it felt like when first trying the arena shooter without knowing about the movement stuff. Like there's no point to jumping since it's so low. That's why I mentioned it, and used it to compare the feeling to Quake at first.
>You get massive verticality with the launchpads and rocket jumping, so in some ways its more mobile than Halo despite having a lower jump height. Halo's slower pace is perfect for vehicle combat.
This part was just to assure that there is some good verticality in these games. Even more than Halo at times.
So there were reasons I posted all of that, it's not just random gibberish. Simple yes or no answers aren't enough. You need details sometimes.
>>530176624It's fine. (And yes, Reach is fine too, despite it being glassed. But it's much, much less fine than the other Bungie Halos)
>>530176624You're not just pointing and clicking though. There's the map resource denial since all the pickups have a timer, so you can keep the other player/team from having health/armor by snagging them first and getting bonus health/armor. With Halo, you can get back to full shields just by taking cover so you only really need to worry about securing power weapons. And even with the newer Halos, it's not like you need to rapidly press different button combos like a fighting game, so even using abilities is not particularly difficult in terms of execution, even with stuff like drop-slide or skill jumps. And since the movement is slower you have more time to get into position. Trying to simplify arena shooters to point and clicking is a bit disingenuous. Halo is an arena shooter too (just more casual, 'modern' and console/controller-friendly). Well, it's less casual now since 5 and Infinite, so it's even more arena-shooter-esque now with all the competitive emphasis.
Why did Halo never add smokes? The whole game is about line of sight.
>>530178762why are you bringing up map control and resources?
the subject is controls
point and click and jump jump jump
i will read 2 lines maximum
>>530178917>The whole game is about line of sight.Depends on the netcode of the particular Halo and the ping. Some of those bullets seem to bend around corners.
Not to mention there's also grenades you can lob or projectiles with arcs or richochet, so you can still get people behind cover.
>Why did Halo never add smokes?Johnson had a cigar in Halo 2 and 3.
Fatwah! on walls of text. Especially ones what go on tangents.
>3babs can't handle small paragraphs
>>530179537That's not a small paragraph, nigga. A small paragraph isn't going to make 4 lines on a 1080p display. That's more than 2 pages in a book.
>>530179007What about strafing and kiting? Halo doesn't have particularly complicated controls. There's also a dedicated melee weapon with no lunge, and doesn't kill in one or two hits, so melee combat is harder against faster targets, and no grenades to toss out right when you're about to die.
>>530179785you're so far off the reservation
go back and read the other posts on the subject
stop asking questions that have already been answered
you wouldn't be in this situation if you'd responded to the content of those posts in their entirety instead of going on tangents
>>530180513Anon said we were talking about controls so I talked about controls. (I was actually talking about difficulty perviously but anon decided it should be about controls). It's like every time I address a point anon wanted to, I did, but then wanted me to address something else and said I didn't answer the question. And originally I was just discussing something in general. It wasn't meant to be a back and forth debate like this with someone else who isn't even invested in the discussion.
>>530179672Just counted a single random page at 366 words. Even the longest post so far doesn't surpass a single page in a book.
>>530178917Doesn't Infinite have a line of sight blocker equipment?
>>530181129>>530180513And btw, strafing isn't point and clicking. WASD are keys, not mouse buttons. So no, it's not just pointing and clicking and jumping.
>Baza is criminally retarded
>also has ADHD
>probably autistic too
Many such cases.
>>530181129You're so full of shit. It's been about controls from the beginning. And now you refuse to go back and look at the posts that you're pretending to respond to? You're out of your mind if you think anyone's going to take you seriously after that. And you're also not going to take any of these criticisms to heart so this is really for other anons' benefit. Learn from his bad example.
>>530181297Are you going to bring that standard against me but not the guy who called an entire page a small paragraph? That's not intelligent, anon. If he can use hyperbole then so can I.
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>>530181297this is the book i used btw
>>530181870No, it was originally about low jump height:
>>530171526>i hate the low jump height in these gamesThis was the original discussion. I didn't even address the second half of the post (and I explained why).
>>530182274Man, you're fucking retarded, holy shit.
You fags can't handle regular human conversations. Your inability to deal with the back and forth is a dead give for your untreated autism.
Not the guy you were replying to, btw.
>>530182274Anon most of them are under half a page. The only one that even gets close to a full page is
>>530176935 and that's with all the quoted text included (still less than a page). It's only more than two pages if you're using Sesame Street as your standard for books.
>>530182632One page of a standard paperback.
Yeah, I don't get why discussions can't be more chill in general. Sometimes you just want to talk about Halo, not get into an argument with some random anon that doesn't like your posting style or post length. Not everything needs to be a zero sum ranked match.
>>530183120Best you can do is ignore the overly aggressive attention whores.
>>530183120he explained he didn't think it was worth the risk to read
you ignored that and began mocking his preferences like a total narcissist
you're pissing in our faces and saying it's raining
we're not buying what you're selling
Ultimate Firefight webms will save /hg/.
>>530183120Why are you so opposed to confrontation? And on the internet no less. You're not at any risk here.
>>530183629>confrontationIs that what you autists thought you were doing?
Zoomers are truly socially retarded and should be forced into a year of adult kindergarten until they can prove they have the basics to live in society.
>>530182680you received multiple replies telling you it wasn't about jump height lmao
and despite that you kept going on your incoherent tangents
what i don't get is why you're so upset when people point out your error
do you not realize we're trying to help you?
>>530182910still whining about minute details while ignoring the post that started it all off is a pattern for you i see
>>530183989This is the book thread. What are you reading right now anon?
>>530183989No, it's the Socially Retarded General, /srg/.
>>530184067You replied to me.
>>530184067Another example of him nitpicking in
>>530184016kek
And he has the egomania to suggest others have issues...
>>530184073I'm reading reviews for Jurassic World 4
>>530184495Women love it
Women love all those movies
I'm not sure what it is
>>530184576Women just Love Dinosaurs
>>530184457I'm not the Anon you think I am, retard-kun.
>>530183989this is the gigi thread
Cmon Guys
It's the 4th of July
>>530184310I know I said your posts are too long but flipping to the opposite extreme is just as bad.
>>530184656Another example lmao. If you're telling the truth, which is unverifiable without admin powers, then you still revealed you have the same fucking issue.
>>530183629Not so much the confrontation, but since I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, I get gaslit way too easily without knowing it and get way too invested in the discussion when anon is actually just goofing around. And then we're several posts down and then I start to realize as the replies get more and more unhinged. And here I was trying to seriously have a discussion, and in the end accomplished nothing. Well, maybe anon had a good laugh I hope, so maybe it's not too bad.