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>>529753794 (OP)
>pag art

>>529753794 (OP)
>C&C OP
based

pinworm and switching pov general

>>529753794 (OP)
You shouldn't spoil the ending of the game...

Cyrene is my wife.

real thread
>>529754092
>>529754092
>>529754092

>>529753794 (OP)
based op

>>529753794 (OP)
GODlus won again

>>529754208
You should stop trailblazing every woman you see Caelus

This threads going places

>>529754208
*Everyone's wife

Ok so how to build the new Silver Wolf? Will she work in Cassie teams?

>>529754208
Your wife needs to grow some tits

33 million is such an aura merchant number. I like a lot of the themes of 3.4 and the narrative in general but I feel like you can just hand wave so much of the psychological minutiae by asspulling a number that the human mind reduces to "oh wow that's a lot"

So my question, upon reflection, is how do you execute the "lifetimes of suffering" trope is a compelling way? An anon mentioned Madoka last thread and I am inclined to agree but even that uses cinematography to kind of skirt around the issue of having to display psychological degradation

>>529754453
How about you find out?

>>529754453
full crit with 50% ehr

so anything interesting happen or has it been buisness as usual

>>529754171
Mwah

>phainon will outsell acheron
>phainon will outsell firefly
>phainon will outsell castorice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxz7J7V3mWI
HSR will never have this much SOUL.

>>529754515
Madoka skirt around the issue by never actually mentionning the number of cycles homura went through, the number cames far later, in an interview, the anime just shows you enough of differents loops to make you understand how it affected Homura

>>529754594
He is going to outsell them though?

Phainon flopped so hard lmao firefly won

Let's laugh at this retard

This isn't the end of our adorable pink puppy fairy right?

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>yuripags salespagging again

>>529754683
Doesn't seem like it

>>529754683
>>529754701
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck. Just fought Aquila, that was pure PEAK. I am glad I rolled Hyacinthia.

Phaidei suki
Where is Fireflyfujo with the Lofter/Pixiv stats

uh oh yuritroons melty

>>529754208
Caelus is so lucky..

>>529754701
>>529754687
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>529754763
hyacine and tribbie. the only two reasons to care about this planet

>>529754687
triple reruns
spending event
LIMITED TIME deals
Firefly skin
WARP NOW when you log in
millions in marketing
fate collab
4 patches of shilling
All for? Is this what SSS+ revenue looks like?

So if Phainon has been through so many cycles, how many times has he had to see his friends die? Since the heirs of the previous cycle become the titans of the new one are new people generated each time?

Maybe next time don't make the guy you're trying to sell such a raging homo

>>529754807
SLUT

>>529754687
>>529754701
OH NO NO NO NO

>>529754852
It's the same people over and over again after Phainon and Cyrene got the ability to reset the cycles

>>529754852
He's playing ng+

phainon playstation sales status? did we beat zzz there?

So what are the tips for dating Cyrene?

hiiiii this is the harem chad forum??

mem me memmem mem me mem~

Yuri general

>>529754889
He would have sold way better if he and TB became big bros from the very start.

Wrapped in biting wind
Hearts will never bleed
Frozen and banished
Out of grief
In their restless dreams
They try so hard to breathe
Pulses flutter and sting
Within this bleakness

>>529753794 (OP)
why did you pick the ugliest women in the game for this picture?

>>529754807
Her chest is so flat holy shit. I would lick that washboard

>>529754687
It will come back to first when Saber releases

>>529754208
I think she will turbo flop
Everyone loves loli cyrene so why change her to a hag model?
Unless its like phainon loli in overworld and emanator Form in combat

>>529755073
TRVKE

>Phainon’s POV
He’s so lucky to have a cute gf like Stelle

for me it's fugue

>>529755043
Yes

>>529754687
Where are my 50 hours on TikTok?

Newfag here, explain to me why RMC is considered good.
It takes forever to get her AA and she's not doing anything else except maybe do some mediocre damage with ult.

>>529755102
The whole mydei thing was what killed it
He was designed for fujos, so, let fujos foot the bill
I can't use him anyway

phainon won't even outsell wormday without the spending event and firefly skin lmao

>>529755110
she's a literal child retard

>>529755107
That's not very nice

>>529755219
The true damage buff to your main damage dealer is massive.

>>529755215
17 super ticktok hours >> 50 ticktock hours.

>>529755157
lmao they ripped off the "Eren waking up to Mikasa" moment

>>529755219
true damage buff

>>529755141
cute..

Phainon owes me SEX

>>529754971
>It's the same people over and over again
So who becomes the titans? Is Anaxas whole thing that theyll be titans in the next cycle false?

>Phairene gaining traction
>Erase Phainon from the game
>Reveal Mem was Cyrene all along
>New Cyrene has her 33 million cycles wiped from memory
>Only remembers your experiences with (You) since 3.0
>Make real Cyrene giga for (You) once
>Thousands of Phaidei references this update
>Phainon giga shills you and adores you
>Tons of gay tension between Mydei and Phainon
>You can play and spend time with Cyrene
>Fujos won
>Men won
Excellent patch. Outstanding obliteration of cuckschizos, I don't think they can ever recover from this. This was the nail in the coffin. While everyone else remains happy. Can't ask for more.

>>529754687
China is laughing at Phainon...

How many tiktok hours did skirk and the zzz lady get?

oh no trianne... anyway back to skipping

>>529755225
It's fucking impossible to find cool Mydei stuff without fujo ruining it.
Which is a fucking shame because Mydei was fucking great as a character.

>>529755302
Stelle said this

So is the Cyrene that March meets the same Cyrene that TB ends up with or are they two different entities with different memories? The March one seemed to have been stuck in that Aeon space for who knows how long.

harem general
harem general
>>529753794 (OP)
thanks for the c&c op fren

Why is /hsrg/ filled with sales analysts?

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooh, woah

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing, you know it, baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving everything inside and out and
Love's strange, so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby

Don't you forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you forget about me

>>529755297
and canon!

>>529755320
The previous cycles's titans (Mnestia ect) were the previous Heirs, however ever since Phainon got the power to just reset the cycle he's been going back in time to the point where it was his friends being the Heirs over and over again

>>529755460
>brown vmg schizos
>analysts
lmao

>>529755493
Hertamei won so bad it's not even funny~

>>529755320
anaxa is correct, there were like two million cycles before the cycle with the current chrysos heirs was generated, and each of the previous cycles had a different set of heroes. anaxa just didn't realize that his cycle was meant to be the final one.

Who let a kid inside the Irontomb/Amphoreus console command?

>>529754687
You people cannot be for real with this Tiktok hours shit

>>529755323
Most retarded post ITT. Fujos didn't win shit
Cyrene and Phainon are both for (You)

>>529755574
They're a cute pair for sure.

>>529755264
>>529755287
Is true damage buff really that good?
Also why is she used in Castorice team? Does it also apply to the memosprite?

>>529755323
You can say what you want about Shaoji's writing but he's not a retard. He knew straight shiptroons are the lowest common demoninator in mobages so he sacrificed them for pags and fujo bliss. It was the morally correct way to go if he wanted to live longterm.

Bring me Phainon.

It's perfect, perfect... down to the last details...

>>529755398
The only gacha characters who got tiktok hours this year are Mavuika/Citlali, Castorice, Skirk and Phainon. None of the ZZZ characters surpassed tiktok outside of launch.

>>529755525
So is the cycle we're in at the end of the patch the new cycle or the potentially final version of the looping cycle?

>He won and lost at the same time
What's this technique called?

>>529755718
>rutilant
bricked

>>529755649
I wouldn't betray Madam Herta like that...

>>529755574
Hey! That's Caelus's pink cocksleeve!

>>529755323
Now that I think about it, it's very convenient all her memories outside one specific cycle disappear....

What happens if Saber and Redman end up selling more than Kebin?

>>529754846
>spending event
Why do you keep posting this even after release? He doesn't have it. Only Castorice so far had that.

So how am I supposed to get a free cone if I already have Sparkle and don't want to roll for anything in 3.4? Roll for more Sparkle eidolons?

>>529755669
Indeed!

>>529755649
>>529755771
>ooc incel comics
sad

Phainon going around soloing all the bosses we fought and struggled against for the last 7 months is peak auramaxxing

>>529755718
>rutilant
uh oh you have a grand total of 2% difference with his optimal set
not a good look

>>529755323
Listen buddy, this is the totem pole for gacha sales
>yumeSTACIES and waifuCHADS
>metaNERDS
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>fujoCOOMERS
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>yuriPAGS
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>straight shippers of any kind

Straight shipping is the least profitable

>>529755718
>140 score
holy fuck

>>529755663
Cyrene is too sketchy

>>529755663
>Fujos didn't win shit
T. jealous yumetranny
Phainon is omnishit no matter how hard you cope and you know they prioritize fujos over yumes every time

>>529755663
>No achievement for using both Phainon and MC in the same team
>Achievement for using both Phainon and Mydei in the same team despite having 0 synergy
Nah, fujos won this time

>>529755596
But I thought Amphoreous was made to trap phainon? How does that work if it predates him?

>>529755695
Her design is so good I was tempted to roll for her snd skip March however I don't have a single team she can be useful in and I'm interested in rolling for Dykes (unless they're Herta)

>>529755675
It's good because getting around 30%~ final damage multiplier on your big ult can make the difference between winning the fight on the turn or needing to waste another turn or more finishing off the enemy. This is mostly relevant for end game modes where turn limits are enforced.

Nah yumepags won this patch >>529755157

Stelle x Phainon had very romantic moments

>>529755798
In JP? Perhaps.
In CN? Unironically not many truly care. If Saber had some gp bs and was giga broken unit? Sure. This way she is just another waifu from a collab game they don't care too hard about, and a character from that game that they aren't that crazy for.
>umm actually waifu is enough
Sure thing, bud. How was your Cipher banner? I heard she had some of the best sales ever. It has to be waifu+meta to make sales or meta (if not waifu). Anything that is just "sidegrade" or "ok" is instant skip for chinks.

>>529754846
he doesn't have a spending event. yes, the 200 roll event could be in the same category, but for most of us that have saved up rolls from previous patches it can't be called a money spending event but a jade spending event, and jades can be both paid and free

>>529755747
>Titan-human soul merging was perfected 1000 years before he was even born
>Cycle theory will bear no results since there will never be a next cycle
>Failed to figure out the true loop that Khaslana/Cyrene made
The only thing he won was balding.

No woman can resist Male MC cock.

>>529755718
nigger

>>529755695
So what's her lore? And why wasn't she there when we arrived in Amphoreus?

Amphoreus was a mistake

>>529755921
The achievement being generic shonenspic "i'm a better fighter then you"? Lmao

>>529755845
*is the top selling banner in your path*

>>529755932
>made to trap phainon
it's made to train irontomb and then unleash him when he's finished.
the "trap phainon" thing is from previous speculation that amphoreus was made to trap irontomb (which we now know isn't true) plus speculation that phainon is irontomb (unconfirmed, probably untrue)

>"i have suffered so much for 100k+ cycles"
>"REEEEEEEE I KNOW AND I DONT CARE OOK OOK NOW FIGHT ME"
Why are Phainon's "friends" such assholes?

>>529756116
Takes one to know one.

>>529754756
>>529754826
>>529754970
Mindbroken

>>529755157
would you sex this stupid cutie if she said she had feelings for you? I don't even know if she has a womb

>>529755695
praying she gets buffed, i don't want female JQ. she's not even that good in phainon team

>>529755845
even as a wormschizo I can't deny this

I think I might’ve skipped a bit too much.
So in the end, Mydei took the same titan challenge that Phainon failed and received Nikocado’s blessing?

>>529756116
>Sparkle
Silence harlot. You exist to satisfy my lust not give your worthless (and correct) opinions.

>>529756078
bro, i swear you story skippers are dumb AS SHIT
they literally tell you that original phainon went back in time in the first cycle. Which was years before our arrival

holy fucking KEK!

>>529755771
Herta is a femcel compared to Ruan stacy

>>529755845
explain why they are pushing yanli then

Jesus christ /hsrg/ is going to be unusable in this patch. The amount of shitflinging is a reminiscent of prime /gbfg/ shitflinging.

uh oh melty

>>529756078
She'd been dead for hundreds of years, she was the one who started off the whole flame-chase thing and she got merked.

Jist I have is she was a general of Okhema that got to be ceasar for a while until she got tossed like a salad.

>lykek is scared of polGOD

>>529756240
Yes

>>529756171
>would i date a superhuman who has uncanny business skills and owns 5% of space disney
yeah

>>529756305
Lygus is smart enough to not want smoke from Polka

>>529756291
They backtracked and are now pushing Lingli instead

>>529755798
You will get ton of schizos going on how Phainon outselled everything completely ignoring him being carried by collab

>>529756294
Its because we have most of /gbfg/'s schizos and fujos here lmao

>>529756294
Fate will heal us.

Can I join?
The seethe is funny

>>529756171
I'd be down for worse

Honestly I have no idea what they were thinking when fucking Phainon over in beta, if they wanted to shill him this much. They fucked him up for f2p, but they also fucked him up for hardcore whales by making his E's (E1 in particular), way worse. Chinks literally kept asking in beta for Hoyo to change his fucking E's (the same way the case for Sunday), but nope. They made his previously broken E1 worse and went with whatever for the rest (stop at E2). How the fuck did they expect him to be S+ in sales if they sabotaged him this much? Especially when they know that males always have worse time selling than females. Kill meta aspect of them, and you basically fucked that unit in the ass from potential sales.

>>529756294
It will get worse in the next few patches when the pink whore starts flirting with everyone causing unprecedented melties.

>>529755845
Unironic TRVKE

What do you call this personality?

Mr. C mentioned

the only gachaslop i know where playable mc is good enough to be top tier or sit comfortable among them is hsr and wuwa
and you can turn wuwa mc in walking nuke if you invest

>only managed to E1S1 phainon after 270 pulls
Is this normal? My luck has never been this shit before

Why did they make loli Cyrene so unnecessarily erotic? Look at the low cut camisole and exposed pits holy shit
You can probably see her budding nipples if you stand next to her

>>529756379
Well, considering that grubble did, it's expected everyone that plays that game went someplace else

>>529756291
It's the last straight shit we've ever got for a reason.

As a Phainon self inserter and a StelleGOD, I can imagine myself having a threesome with Stelle and Cyrene

>>529756361
Tell me about Lingsha. Why is she such a mega pedo?

>>529756475
Shonenspic

>>529756305
Polka will show up and kill him as he tries to escape.

>>529756512
you have rectal prolapse

>>529756263
What are you on about?
>>529756304
I think I read somewhere that she was a tyrannical dictator as well is that true?

>>529756580
Mydei...dead and forgotten..

>>529756417
fuckable for a one night stand, but what the hell is with her butterface, she even has make up on, and it still can't be salvaged

>>529756583
She canonically can't resist Yunlismell

>>529756519
did you think people called her a sloot ironically?

>>529756538
We just need zeta schizo next

>>529756583
Yunli just smells THAT nice

>>529756661
Mydei is my gay best friend, we’ve only kissed once

>>529756397
I love Herta...

>>529755785
Those chinese Story writers playing 3d chess against the shizos

>>529756630
Yes, she's a tyrant
Not that it matters, as you know, the heirs are literally filler

>>529756623
But what if we kill Lygus next patch?

How long is the patch story

>>529756519
Anon she's an .exe program just make AI slop of her

>>529756674
she's just slavic

>>529756304
what does merked mean?

>>529756630
She forced Hysilens to lick her pussy

>>529755845
Metanerd here i think we are lower

>>529756815
Pretty short actually, like 4 hours-ish

this general is incredibly boring compared to other generals not counting hoyo ones, because those are always disgusting

>>529756291
Yunli is Yanking's diversity hire girlfriend because HSR devs saw people calling him a cuck jobber too many times
It's also why he beat Hoolay

>>529756850
Wacked
Milled
Processed
Liquidated

>>529756873
all the hoyo generals are, it's just 24/7 raiding

Is everyone really falling for this pitybait slop? I thought we all agreed after Kakaurine's patch that muh suffering is just a cheap ploy used by hyv to get people to roll for the character. Do normalfag sheep not get bored of the same suffering sloop being used over and over again for every important character

>>529756291
it was cute while it was happening

>>529754687
Ouch

>>529756630
She's a dictator but since this is a hoyo game she'll be a good dictator who did no wrong.

>>529756815
sadly short

>>529756754
He'll get away. Then polka will walk up behind him and finish Lygus in a final scene TB doesnt see.

When is Jobta going to do something?
Anything

story skip is the best feature in a while
I'm gonna skip everything so it shows up on shaoji's report next month

>>529756923
I see, I usually say offed, but merked sounds cool too

>>529756519
She looks like she fucks everything

Damn Phainon and Stelle unironically make a good couple ngl

>>529756941
i'm really starting to feel like raiding has warped the general "culture" with the actual regular posters contributing to the so-called raids nowadays too

>>529756979
If a chink meme doesn't look compressed like it had to squeeze through the great wall bricks, it's not a genuine meme

>>529756852
>Forcing that thing to lick your pussy
Is she into ugly girls or something?

hello, has anyone else been experiencing crashing when trying to enter combat? every time I try to farm relics I just crash as soon as the battle loads.

>>529757092
Is Phainon for (Me)?

>>529756512
that's average luck... so yeah normal

>>529757165
No. Sounds like a hardware problem

>>529757114
It's a Chinese empress thing
Wu zetian made her officials lick her clit
No joke

>>529757165
It rarely happens to me but only like max once per boot.

>>529756947
If you don't have a sad backstory you don't matter. Shrimple as.

>>529757039
skipping makes sense when it's random stuff, but I'd recommend reading through parts of this patch, at least when lygus explains some things, half of this patch is more relevant to the star rail lore than 80% of the past 2 years of story
>>529757165
what mods are you using? try a different team

>>529757092
So Stelle here is just a schizophrenic hallucination of Phainon's ideal hero so if you snitch on him then who exactly is doing the snitching

>>529757186
Yeah a lot of you moments in this patch for Phainon yumes as well

>>529757112
Got any examples?

>>529756630

>>529756171
As long she love me and 100% girl, yeah.
My standard is not that great

>>529757165
update GPU drivers and/or OS

>>529757286
Just imagine whatever was happening in Fight Club

>>529757252
>>529757262
strange, it was working the other day just fine. only started happening tonight after I updated to the new patch.
>>529757282
I dont use mods. I did change gpu recently.
>>529757383
maybe its this, I did see a notification for that. thanks for the reminder, I'll try it fingers crossed.

Yanli was made because chinese men in this game cannot be gay and they hated the Jing x King fujos on Lofter

>>529757186
Nta but he does have a lot of yume worthy moments. It's still nowhere as in your face as the (you) moments with Cyrene. The average normalfag will probably just see Phainon as a bro. I wish little Phainon was the one who showed us around the village after the quest and not Cyrene.

>>529757282
I'm still on the banana patch, bro

>>529755320
There were two kind of loops. The first one was the scepter simulating shit to develop black tide. It had different CH becoming titans so you had Gnaeus being Nikador and probably different people before him too, etc. Then there's the current loop which has the same CHs every time because it's actually the same iteration being reset by Cyrene and Khaslana. In this repetition Mydei kills former Gnaeus and becomes the strife Titan every time.

>>529757476
Then why is Dan x Blade the most popular fujo ship of all time?

>>529757335
So tldr Cerydra is just Trump?

My wife is so cute

tfw i got tribbie on a 50/50 and i got tribbie's lc on a 50/50 55 pulls in

i also hyacines sig on a 50/50 and castorice and her lc on a 50/50

>>529757556
Delusion. When's the last time Blade x Dan got pandered to? Exactly

>>529757556
That is why they dewormed Blade by making him a simp for that foxian woman

You... need him? Saber?

>>529757316
sss plus revenue lmao

>>529757576
>phainon support
>phainon wife

Ohhhhhhhh
I'm looooooopinng

>>529757576
Your wife is Hitler

What relics/planars does saber want, I was thinking captain/rutilant

>>529757562
Except the strength and prosperity part

>>529757597
ok, now you can stop stealing our luck and never win another 50/50 in then next 5 patches

the fuck is tiktok hours

>>529757335
So cerydra is trump but actually does good stuff for the country isnt of putting it in the shitter for his own profit.

>>529754208

>>529757660
nyo...

>>529757286
if Stelle is just Phainon's schizo inner dialogue then how is she able to talk to Cyrene when Phainon is away

>>529757637
THAT'S MY GOAT!!!

>>529757672
retard metric retards use

>>529757576
Magnus carlsen chan....

>>529757621
no, I'd rather do subpar full clears than waste stellar jades on him

i skipped everything since 3.1
quick rundown on the story?

>>529757496
They unironically tried to make him a yumebait. They should make Stelle exclusive ads with him like what they did with Caelus and Firefly though

You cannot compare super Tiktok hours to regular ones

>>529757735
TB is both their image of a inner hero
Cyrene can talk to TB because they inherited her powers through Mem merge. Cyrene is apart of TB now.

>>529757804
>gepardgod

>>529754208
Can anyone tell if she is an adult or a child here? Isn't she a child each time the cycle resets? Is pedolus really trying to groom a kid?

>>529757556
It's only popular in China. In Japan ratpiss was always more popular and they're also about to be surpassed in ao3

>>529754515
Haruhi did something similar called endless 8 where it showed a single cycle every episode. Each with very slight differences. By the very end, people were out for blood but it was effective in I guess giving people a taste of that feeling that'd take place if one were to experience a cycle. Especially since one character did not get her memories reset every cycle.

Think the problem with the 33 mil stuff is more that the spectacle did not rise to the challenge. We fight 3 reused bosses in the same reused arenas with a sort of veil put over the violence that phainon enacted. It's Disney-fied cyclical torture. Hyacine should have been desperately trying to heal someone despite Phainon approaching. Castorice should have summoned the army of the dead. Mydei should have used the same shit he used against Flame Reaver in our cycle. Without some visual accompaniment, it's just sad words sad words sad words, I'm sad, I'm very sad, etc. For some people, this works but it's hit or miss. You can describe your saga as the fight of the ages, but this isn't a book. It's a video game, I'm still seeing stock animations and Phainon's model being reused for his "teenager" model. There's only so much suspension of disbelief before a viewer completely disengages, that's kind of the problem with Amphoreus as a whole.

>>529757857
Bit too late to try and draw yumes after they shilled to fujos

>>529756116
I want to roll her and brick myself...

>>529757915
I never had a gallagher until last event for some reason, and by then I grabbed hyacine so...

>Phaiworm fucking flopped
GET FUCKED HOMOTRANNIES

>>529757697

>>529757917
Caelus is like 2 yo bwi. She's probably older than him

oh nyyooo

Look at this cute pink elf

You don't need any other pinks

Getting a canon girlfriend is nice and all but I wish Caelus was a bit cooler both in terms of appearance and role in the story.

Stop posting chinese memes, they aren't funny and look like shit

sex with a kot

>>529757597
Now get e1.

Wrong. You need ALL the cute Pinkette girls. Except Jade, fuck that hag.

Why did the omega shilled homo flop?
Everyone single homo from this planet flopped yet you still have fujos pretending they're why HSR is a success. Truly delusional.

>>529757963
>Without some visual accompaniment, it's just sad words sad words sad words
So true. I felt so bored during the entire patch. They went all out with his trailer and marketing. Should have put in the same amount of effort in the actual quest. The boss fights held no weight at all. Just plain boring soulless slop.

>bronya/sparkle is better than cerydra for every dps not called phainon or anaxa
Universal supportbros wtf is this?

>>529758182
Anybody got any clips of the Titan Hyacine fight? Totally not asking for degenerate purposes or anything like that.

Skip function makes Yaphoreus bearable
You could probably get E6 RMC from a fresh account in one day

Phainon didnt flop

so, now that you had some time to play him, how meta is phainon?

>Phainon and Sunday
>possibly Lancer and Gilgamesh soon
Is this how every patch is for hagniggers

>>529758182
I want all the pinks

>>529757597
>tribbie's LC
based retard

Now isn't this peculiar

>Played the Luka Luofu event thing for jades
>Boothill traumatized Luka for no reason
What the hell was his problem

>he was shilled for fujos
>look at shilling
>basic shounenshit rivalry number 7498743

>>529758026
TB has already molested everyone in SH even before the story began

>>529758361
you have aids

>>529757917
Children don't flirt.

>>529758361
you have based

>>529758271
>release shit Cerydra during sparkle and Sunday’s banner
>power buff her after their banners end
Worked with cat

>>529758251
>fuck that hag.
Gladly

>>529754515
Raildex had an extreme version of this where Touma was experiencing billions of resets where the antagonist tried their best to break him in all sorts of ways (iirc once he was stranded waiting for the heat death of the universe or mayhaps I confuse it with something else), all so that he could study how they fight and then beat them he fails anyways

>>529757672
>>529757793
>retard metric retards use
*metric dumb fujos from gig used to cope about actual sales
now that they're also flopping in tiktok hours, it suddenly doesn't count

>>529758331
Everyone rolled him in japan. Even people haven't played the amphoreus region.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzY7KTnp_qc

>>529758361
you have a gaping asshole

>>529758432
>He isn't aware
Lol
Lmao even

>retard still thinks shonenshit doesn't appeal to fujos for some reason

i was blessed with Kevin's E1

>>529758451
>worked with cat
She got memed into oblivion so hard that people still think she is garbage on every social media
There are retards everywhere saying she is only good in ack team an jq is better anyway

Does Shaoji get off other guys fucking his women? It's the second time it happens.

>he (straight male) skipped this and pulled phainon

guys pls pull for.. 33million.... charmony doves.. ;-(
how could you possibly not!?

>>529758271
There has never been a bad harmony character. Just wait till v5 gets released.

>>529757108
Kebabs and skewered food always made me uncomfortable. Imagine tripping and falling while you have the skewer in your mouth chewing on something, or tripping while having it in your hand and falling on top of the skewer. Yikes.

>>529758470
Is raildex slop?

Maybe there's a pattern. If a show/game decides to use "million/billion" to describe the # of resets, then its slop.

>>529758182
I'm running 4x pink this winter and nobody can stop me

>>529758361
you have rectal prolapse.

>>529757682
You lost.

Retards would rather play an explicitly mixed gender gacha and complain about its mixed gender roster instead of playing countless of female only gachas
Oh wait theyre all shit and flopping for a reason

>>529754515
Yuki in Endless Eight and Disappearance of Haruhi does this the best

>>529758627
everyone already has him

why is phainon so sweet and gentle? i want him to be rough and violent with me

Skip function unironically made Penacony enjoyable.
No more 10000 pity bait dialogue boxes with Blandfly
No more 5 hours Aventurine sob story
No more 4 hours of Sunday bird analogies
No more 4 hours of a fucking IPC board meeting (who thought this was a fucking good idea)

So that's it for the time being, huh?
One candy crush event and that's it for this week.

>>529758626
I pulled her AND Phainon, though?

>>529758361
the anal worms are strong in this one

>>529758626
Wtf...

>>529758631

>>529758371
everything

>>529758361
You have three hot girlfriends

>>529758694
unless they do another 2.1 or 2.6 i cant see myself using that button

>>529758548
If they flirt then they aren't children anymore and ready for cock, simple as.

>>529758689
He has 33 mil loops of repression built within him, if he lets go he will probably kill and rape your corpse

>>529758752
>censored even in fanart
grim

>>529758626
you have high testosterone.
you have rippling pectoral musculature.
you have above average sperm count.

>>529758742
i love this doll

>>529758626
Isnt she like 10?

>>529758694
ya skip button means that at worst the main story is just inoffensive. Can just skip if you don't wanna watch it.

God when its dogshit AND unskippable, holy fuck. I'm so glad I get to skip all the shitty npcs in this game. Why do they put so much time and energy into these NPCs that I bet 0.00001% of the playerbase actually reads through.

>>529758742
Sparkle is good though, they just didn't release any good teammates for her except e2 Acheron and DHIL

>>529758626
you have norwoord 4
you have dyel physique
you have e.d.

>>529758939
OUT OF 10!!!!

>>529758515
that's not really what I asked though...

Wait wasn't this general spammed yesterday saying that Phainon was selling big time? What happened now?

tumbling down
tumbling down
tumbling down

I can't believe I wasted rolls on a fucking computer program.

>>529758984
>analwormers are retarded
Yeah.

>>529758984
his tiktok hours ended so now he's a flop and a complete failure, business as usual

I can safely skip Tribbie rerun since I already have SW right?

>>529758626
God phainon's sword is like the width of her waist. Can you imagine her getting impaled on it and her beautiful emerald eyes losing their shine as life drains from her limp body?

>>529758984
fujos are doing damage control as we speak and some of them even attempted suicide
even chinks are laughing at them kek

I want to have sex with pink women

>>529759014
goodbye for now shitnon... I know you'll be back in 1 week claiming fate's sales...

death
taxes
wormers flopping

>>529759014
Just a minor setback, wait for chinks to get their paycheck.

How old is Hyacute?

>>529759095
you'd want both, they're both very strong.

>>529758984
Anal wormers were getting uppity too quickly

>>529759096
hmm... yeah I can occasionally get into some guro....

>>529759095
>I can safely skip Tribbie rerun since I already have Pela right?
What do you think?

>>529759153
Too old unfortunately

You people are laughing but if Phainon flops we won't have any money to keep funding ZZZ, do you really want that to happen?

The starhonker general is healing!

>>529759153
Just going by cycles, millions of years old

He won.

>>529759262
We don’t fund ZZZ anymore

>>529759262
imouto-chan needs to get out into the real world and make her own money.

>>529759095
Nah, having SW lets you skip Cipher at best, Tribbie is on a whole different level.

>>529759132
She is dangerous

>>529759152
That would coincidentally happened on same day Saber releases

just realised that Stelle and Cyrene have Mikasa's and Armin's VAs

HOLY FUCKING KINO

Phainon succeeded for modern day standards

>>529759435
fudging*

Funny how fujos started deflecting to ZZZ again when Pagnon flopped. Why are they so obsessed?

Hyacinne is the type of girl to baby trap someone

>>529759307
wow isnt that fire TB?

>>529759492
Company started dying ever since ZZZ released. Coincidence?

>>529759414
Wow even Phainon(Eren) gets cucked by Stelle(Mikasa) with Cyrene(Armin). Just like in the anime

>defending ZZZ

>>529759492
>>MideI flopped
>BUT ZZZ
>>Wormaxa flopped
>BUT ZZZ
>>Fagnon flops
>BUT ZZ-ACK
I'm nooooticing a pattern.

Everyone likes phainon's story except this general

>zzz out of nowhere

>>529759540
Trailblazer is a variant Kevin

>>529759618
Even this general likes it, we've just got your usual raiders coming in to stir drama.

WuWa, ZZZ, and Genshin aren't delivering stories like this.

cool story
ZZZ still flopped btw

>threads yesterday were chill and discussing during EU/burger hours
>threads start going to shit the moment SEA hours were upon us
I'm noticing

fuck the offtopic faggots and let's talk about HSR only

so why did Pagnon flop? lol

>>529759618
It was alright, but Hyacinthia's sky adventure was simply better

If Constance ends up being a superbreak slave for Pagfly I will actually kill Da Wei

Fuck I want to have sex with Herta and her sex dolls

>fujos get mocked
>suddenly zzz spam begins
I'm nooticing you fucking fujoshits

>fujosisters too depressed by faggot "dying" to even draw porn daily anymore
shaoji you've ruined my fucking buffet

>>529758616
gay

>>529759803
Cope homo. You lost, Firefly won. Your shitty wormed flop will never get a skin btw

>>529759014
so, how many hrs was that. 17?

They leaned too much into the homo angle

>skip chinawank
>skip pitybait
>skip pagbait
>skip birdyap
Can't wait for 3.6

>>529759879
Nobody likes Pagfly btw

>>529759560
But it was Jean(Sampo) who impregnated Mikasa(Stelle)...

Didn't you fags claim that Phainon wouldn't get any tiktok hours at all?

>>529759595
>>529759837
They have to deflect to other games since every male here flopped in comparison to the girls. The only male that hit top 10 sales here was Mid Juan's banner on launch, no males made top 10 since.

This patch is kino

>>529759807

>>529760043
No

Constancer will the the DoT sustain for the Kafker Swanner Helekter team

>>529759618
Just like aventurine.

>so many paglus itt
wtf is going on

>>529760043
Yes. He got 17 super ticktok hours.

>>529760043
There's an archive for vg, fujoxister. No point trying to gaslight people into thinking you fags weren't saying he'll beat Rice and Firefly.

>>529760169

>>529760169
SEA hours.

Isn't it interesting how phaiwormhomos have been the worst posters in this general since he existed?

>>529760057
Was that 2 hour post Story date with child cyrene really neccesary?

>>529760169
Its the "I told you so" moment

>>529760198
couldnt even beat rice. HAH

>>529760169
Chadluschads are celebrating while troons like you are commiting 41% because Flopnon flopped, that's why.

Funny how no one mentions that the biggest flop in Amphoreus is a woman character but whatevs

>>529760043
do not engage with them

He DESTROYED you

>>529759618
i think these themes and general narrative structure were compelling but have some reservations about the execution which i think skimped on providing insights into the trials and tribulations of phainon in favor of hype moments

>>529760117
This is what Im hoping for
Or hopefully she introduces a new playstyle

Why do trannies get so triggered by the male MC?

>>529758626
But I didn't

how/why do all paths end in destruction? half of them have nothing to do with destruction

>>529760270
It was the most important part of the patch.

>>529760270
That's on you for spending 2h on it

Our sister general /zzz/ got the special numbers! And its…
>>529760000
>>529760000
>>529760000

>>529760363
you will NEVER be neuvillette

>>529760449
prolly cause all things end. eventually. Though that's more nihility's wheelhouse than destruction. Destruction is kinda the path you take to get to nihility

>P-PH-PHAINON ONLY SOLD WELL BECAUSE OF FIREFLY SKIN
PFFFFPFFFFPF BWHWHAAHAHABHAAHAHAHAHAHHEEHEHEHE

>>529760449
Do you understand the concept of entropy?

SEAbros can I get honorary SEA status for wanting to fuck the pink whore????

>>529760270
100%

>>529759807
reminder that the herta dolls are probably made of a hard plastic or porcelain. They would not be comfortable to have sex with or snuggle

>>529760198
>he'll beat Rice and Firefly
No one is stupid enough to believe this shitposting, not even fujos. Rice only did as well as she did thanks to top up event, phainon with worm debuff and no top up events would do worse regardless.

>>529760503
B A S E D

>>529760503
>thread where all the posters that care moved is full of garbage
Shocking

>>529760503
what the fuck is going on in there

Has a lot of cyrene x march fan art been made?

>>529760561
i wish we could steal one and take it with us. bring back the kino hertadolls when she was a bratty kino instead of the washed up jobta she ended up being.

Im ovulating

>>529760524
Nyes. The FF skin was the only reason we got top 1 in the JP chart. They go crazy for jk seifuku.

>>529760449
all things die. even in our universe, everything will die at a point, look up the heat death of the universe

>>529760541
>entropy results in destruction
start with the greeks lil bro

>>529760583
>>he'll beat Rice and Firefly
>No one is stupid enough
Wrong. Western fujos are that stupid.

>>529760549
Why are we using March's room to have sex with girls all the time?

>>529760669
what was that about?

>>529760547
Youre a pag now bro

>>529760503
>promote American black culture
>filled with black NTR porn
Shocking

Total Madam Herta love

Phainon flopped

>>529760523
>>529760541
>>529760735
best not to interface with metaphysics exclusively through shaoji. youll always be a step behind

>Rolling for Phainon
>Get three copies of fox wife in one pull

>>529760787
We need footage for later and march has all the cameras already set up

>>529760854

Hysilens feels like bait. Dots feel like bait. Am I crazy or what?

Please stop laughing at fujosisters. The fujocord pinned a suicide prevention hotline because people were harassing them with flop posting.

If March gave us her camera before going to Amphoreus, how did she still have her camera on her when she was talking to Cyrene???

>>529760523
>>529760541
>>529760735
isnt that Finality? thought destruction was actively destroying things

>>529760524
Pink shit would never

Madam Herta just needs a little prep time and Lygus is toast.

>>529760960
Nope, 3.5 is literally a repeat of 2.0 and you're literally retarded if you fall for it.

>>529760991
>body is still on the express
>astral projection has the camera

No one bought firefly skin wtf

>>529760960
DoTs will always be a bait.
Why would you want damage OVER time in game you want to kill everything as fast as possible?

>most gigashilled banner in HSR history... flops
so this is the impotent spending power of femcels and faggots

Why did HSR flop?

>>529761020
>said prep time is begging on her knees for Screwllum and Stephen to intervene

When are they adding more modern turn-based RPG mechanics like QTE parries found in critically acclaimed games Ex Astris and Expedition 33

>>529761097
>got tiktok hours
That's rare for 3.x lil salepaggy

>>529760960
Unless they change the endgame content from cycle limit AV to total damage done over x turns, backloaded damage like DoTs will aways lose to frontloaded damage.

do not reply to them

>>529761097
What does Castorice's banner have to do with anything?

what do you man, 82days and 13 hours?
you bastards i skipped the cat just so i could get more Blade eidolons and now youre telling me i have to wait until mid of September to pull for him?!

Good day Stellaronutters

assuming we get a patch cycle with the Hunters and TB as the primary party, what kind of world theme would you want it to be like? A heist setup would go pretty hard imo

>>529760992
finality is the process, nihility is literally the end of everything. nihility, finality, and destruction basically occupy the same wheelhouse so they're prolly eating one another. nihility is going to win

Now that the dust has settled, what are your honest thoughts about this girl?

Now that Phainon flopped, will they change Cerydra to work with any skill dmg dps? I would like her to work with my Mydei

>>529761196
Rice got more TikTok hours with less shilling, cope retard.

>>529760169
we're not in trans hours yet

>>529760854
Based. Herta love

>>529761245
Funny I just lost my 50/50 to him and I have no plans to ever use him

>>529761316
I'm pretty sure thailand is awake though

>>529761245
that timer is for the trials, Blade is getting a rerun in 3 weeks
also the only good Blade Eidolon is E1

>>529761302
They'll change her to Saber's support once she inevitably outsells Flopnon

Fug I dunno what to do, I'm running a team of cute girls, and I really like Sparkle's EN va + its nice to understand what she's saying, but EN vas can't make a good young girl voice to save their lives.

I'm confused. where's the spending event? I didn't see that yesterday
Is there a new unique phone wallpaper and premium items?

>>529761286
she seems nice but they shouldnt have replaced mem with her the retarded RMC saying "I CHOOSE YOU" and his pink puppy going "MEM MEM! was half the fun i had this patch

>>529761347

>>529761432
they can't do any voice that's not some mature 30 something roastie.

>>529761245
Are you seriously pulling for a brick that's already in the general pool?

You NEED her. You NEED her E1. And if you read the damage calcs you'll notice that you also NEED her E2.

How are we supposed to take seriously the supporting cast of villains like the Stellaron Hunters when 3.x characters are literally obliterating galaxies on their way to draw blood on an Aeon? What's Silverwolf supposed to do?

>>529761413
The E1 is not even good anymore after the bugfix lol

>>529761447
no theyre talking about the redman cone

>>529759153
old enough for kisses

>>529758984
People expected him to get literally 0 tiktok hours and be a gigaflop because hurrdur hes le gay; he already outperformed expectations with this patch so now it's just copium

>>529759354
Bahaha. Oh anon. If you can skip cat because of SW, you can also skip Tribbie. She's in no way better than cat. No matter how much meta brains may want to force it because of DDD memes and whatnot.

The moment you don't have e1 Tribbie and 5 enemies, cat will be a serious contender in team damage with same investment while being a lot more SP positive and fast.

Now I wouldn't even remotely say you can skip Tribbie because of SW, unless you have e2 SW. But that also holds true for the cat. You can roughly say SW is relatively equal with those if you have 2 dupes more on SW. Though even then cat may be better if you need the SP.

Was bathing with Mydei twice really nessesary?

>>529761501
her personal damage does jackshit in her best build which is hyperspeed ddd spammer
sorry you got bricked with s1 bro

>>529761501
I'm waiting for Saber's banner and dumping the rest of my rolls on Tribbie and her cone to fill my 200 rolls quota.

>>529760503
They treat their girls like absolute garbage. Look at how they encourage that crap & even add the lingo to the girls names

>>529761286
I dont like whores but her voice acting and plot relevance is good

>>529761595
>Took a bath because he's dirty
>Emergency dark tide invasion so you're deployed
>Take a second bath because you're dirty again after a life and death battle
Why did people melty over this

Just got E1 Blade instead of Phainon so I'm kinda mad but holy FUARK Blade is so much better now

CATEGORY 5 CUTE AND CANON ALERT

>>529761592
you NEED her

>you get to NTR phainon and plap the shit out of his wife while he's dead
absolutely based end to Amorpheus, once March shows up with a new shuttle we can leave Amorpheus on the perfect ending

>>529761591
nice try. people were expecting him to outsell acheron, castorice, and firefly.

>>529761447
You mean this?

Why would they do this just after two patches, HSR would be called the greediest gacha of all time. Same with the global passive...

>>529761503
>villains like the Stellaron Hunters
We still pretending they are villains?

how many times do I need to explain? women's culture doesn't get them to spend thousands for husbandos.
women are not able to be simps, be it for 2d or 3d. they will spam fanart and shit, but only waifufags have been conditioned to spend thousands for their favourite pixels.
so as a company you can either:
-pander to husbandosisters and make x amount of money
-pander to waifufags and make 3x amount of money
it's not rocket science

>>529761517
Wait what bugfix? What did I miss?

>>529761413
>that timer is for the trials
oh good!
>also the only good Blade Eidolon is E1
Thats not true sir, he has very nice E4 and E6 if you build around his shoujous gift passive, which now gives him energy for his ult, too.
Im guessing E2->E4 is roughly doubling his damage. Good enough that i can keep playing him for a long while with those buffs and new supports.

>>529761758
>outsell acheron, castorice, and firefly
no one said this outside of retards

>>529761734
It's "take Mydei to the bath" part. He could go alone you know...

>>529761830
>E2->E4
E2-->E6*

Instead of Phaiggot, Fateniggers, Scumgay or Bricklenabi, this patch I rolled Tribbie's E1. The team-wide damage difference against 3 targets or more is actually insane.

>Why is it deflating so quickly?
Skirk was in the top 3 in the end of the second day.

>>529761783
>how many times do I need to explain? women's culture doesn't get them to spend thousands for husbandos.
Maybe western women but I've seen enough room setups of women with all kinds of shitty male merch for their "husbando"

I did it!

>>529761945
did Skirk have a major honor of kings release during her banner?

>>529761783
>pander to waifufags and make 3x amount of money
care to explain why cipher failed? what about the back to back genshin waifu banners with Skirk being the only outlier?

>>529761783
Except they totally do.
The thing is they don't like to play games, so their spending habits are more on outside things like merch with guys they only know from fanfics.

>>529761945

>>529762050
Cypher did not pander to waifufags you disingenuous hack

>>529761804
it was bugged so the damage boost applied to both hits of his eba, instead of single instance total
the fix effectively halved the e1 damage boost

Did Skirk reach 1st place in japan and korea?

>>529761783
Don't look up LADS

Silver Wife 0 Cycle
>Effect Res

Why is Firefly the only fucking one with doujins in this entire game?
We're the most popular gacha game ever but she's literally the ONLY CHARACTER

>>529762095
holy goalpost

>>529761783
wow genshin must've tripled their profits after they started doing this
Wrio's banner was during 2023 btw

Mydei if he wasn't written by women

The spending pendulum will swing once most women out earn and are more educated then men because they didn't get blackpilled on incel culture.

>>529762018
>Honor of King always releases a $6 skin every month.

>>529761778
It kinda begs the question why HSR is so greedy compared to Genshin and ZZZ if it's supposed to be doing well, 3.4 is just a regular patch yet it has more paid dolphinbait bullshit than ZZZ's own anniversary.

>>529762128
zamn
what do your builds look like?

>>529762162
Your fujo doujins?

>>529761783
Western women are not normal, your idea of women is a western college roasty. In japan tons of women are into anime, manga and porn. They buy merch too. You don't notice them because unlike western women they don't screech about needing special representation.

>>529762214
>shovel shit into player's mouths
>they beg for more
>well I guess we can keep doing it
not that hard.

Quick question hsrg bros how are we looking in c106? Does anyone have a list for the r18 and non r18 doujins? I quit the game but the girls are still sex so I hope there is something in c106

>>529762112
She couldn't even outsell Xilonen there

>>529762128
>E6S5
k bud

>>529761945
Was this bastard supposed to beat Firefly sales?

>>529762304
You didn't E6S5 your omnipotent wife SW?

>>529762176
Did someone renember to give Mydei his testosterone back this patch??? He's completely different

>>529762097
oh that sucks...
still seems like a pretty strong eidolon compared to his other ones pre e6

>>529762164
What goalpost, she doesn't
Just cause it's a female doesn't mean waifufags will flock to her
And that's fine, if every character was waifubait, it would be dull
Trying to use cypher as a waifufag bait is either disingenuous or ignorant
It's not a hard rule either, skirk wasn't waifubait and sold well
Maybe amphoreus just sucks

I just bought Firefly'd skin, anyone want to hop on chat and ERP

>>529762050
>care to explain why cipher failed?
>offscreen the only time TB and her go together on the treasure hunt
>yuribait her with Aglaea
Stop being retarded. Cipher was absolutely halfassed as a waifu and there are better games to goon so just her body isn't enough

>>529762018
Skirk beat TikTok when it had the biggest sale of the entire year retard. Phainon had zero competition this time. If Phainon released last month he would barely get 5 hours if any TikTok hours.

If Aliexpress has its 11.11 festival, TikTok has the 618 festival.

Did Phainon sell well?

>>529762176
They fucking ruined him

>>529762409
You have aids

>Phainon had a cute goth shortstack fairy gf and he abandoned her
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529762408
@Lingsha @Sparkle

To think I was almost tempted to roll mydei
Good thing I caught on early on what they were going to do to him with phainon

If Aeons are galaxy+ tier why doesn't Nanook just nuke everyone

>>529762470
This whole bit really was quite bittersweet

If you pull E1 Tribbie this patch any of your future endgame clears will be valid anymore

>>529761783
>-pander to waifufags and make 3x amount of money
make it 20x, everyone knows femcels are broke

>>529762176
women shouldn't be allowed to write men. same as how men shouldn't be allowed to write women.

>>529762176
Mydei is like Gilgamesh if Gilgamesh's whole character was how much he lusted for Enkidu's feminine futa cock.

What're the chances Therta gets a better Erudition teammate than Anaxa?

>>529761286
IMAGINE

>>529761783
Natlan is the worst performing Genshin region btw

>>529762232
Tribbie can get off 2 ults per cycle with huohuo spamming skill every turn to generate extra energy for herself. this allows 3 actions per character. 1 of sparkle's turns each cycle will be spent to buff tribbie and the other 2 will give SW a further extra action

>>529762304
wyell no, but E1 tribbie and E1 fofo

>>529761945
The funniest thing is that I've seen many Chinese people not wanting to pull for Cerydra and Hycilens because they consider their animations very mediocre compared to Phainon, this is the same result that Neuvilette generated in our sister, from here on the powercreep will be much worse than before because they need to sell without resorting to such exaggerated animations.

https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg
>Uma need EN voices
>EN vas are still doing the union bullshit
>pay JP seiyuus to voice in English instead
>it sounds better than the usual "EN dub"
This is why Cygames is always steps ahead, Mihoyo should do the same too

>>529762470
Phaideisisters...Phainon is cheating on Mydei with a dog

>>529762552
It would defeat the purpose of embodying the path
Godhood is not about crushing everything before you, it's about winning the divine chess game
Also, qlipoth is a gigachads that would break his spine

>>529762172
That anon forgot to mention that once all the women bail, many of the men remaining start to feel like losers playing a gooner game. Then they leave too.
Profits per player rise but total profits fall due to 80% playerbase decline.

>>529762560
Kill Tribpedos. Behead Tribpedos. Roundhouse kick a Tribpedo into the concrete. Slam dunk a Tribpedo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Tribpedos. Defecate in a Tribpedos food. Launch Tribpedos into the sun. Stir fry Tribpedos in a wok. Toss Tribpedos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Tribpedos gas tank. Judo throw Tribpedos into a wood chipper. Twist Tribpedos heads off. Report Tribpedos to the IRS. Karate chop Tribpedos in half. Curb stomp pregnant Tribpedos. Trap Tribpedos in quicksand. Crush Tribpedos in the trash compactor. Liquefy Tribpedos in a vat of acid. Eat Tribpedos. Dissect Tribpedos. Exterminate Tribpedos in the gas chamber. Stomp Tribpedo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Tribpedos in the oven. Lobotomize Tribpedos. Mandatory abortions for Tribpedos. Grind Tribpedo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Tribpedos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Tribpedos with a ray gun. Kick old Tribpedos down the stairs. Feed Tribpedos to alligators. Slice Tribpedos with a katana.

>>529762646
sure in 4.x or 5.x and that erudition will probably be a better main dps anyway

>>529761783
yet Love and Deepspace has been above HSR almost the entire times its been released

>>529762568
yumes have money (as shown by lads which is 95% yumes), but fujoshis are neet dumpster divers that can't afford monthly passes

>>529762470
Just how many "best friends" does Phainon even have? he really is the town bike

why is there no Lord Ravager targeting Abundance

>>529762816
Love and Deepspace isn't on PC thoughbeit.

>>529762692
>Phainon only support and DoT brick
I don't want to pull either of them as well

>>529762162
Aventurine has surpassed 1000 doujins in Japan.

>>529761783
The most broke demographic are actually pagfags.
Notice how cool and pretty women characters that have minimal interaction with you always sell better compared to for (you) characters? That's because these characters appeal both to men (desire to conquer) and women.
Stop releasing pagfus you niggers.

>>529762889
Yaoshi is cute

I'm saving for Cyrene's skin next year

>>529762552
Do you think powerscalers think galaxy tier and universal tier are different for no reason?

>>529762162
rude, your silverwife and kafka doujins

>>529762405
yeah you don't seem to understand your own words as well

Silver Wolf is better than Ruan Mei in Castorice teams

>>529762646
That's not a high bar since Anaxa is more of a Hunt unit.
Better teammate would be Serval Pro Max, able to Ult every turn while also giving buffs and/or debuffs.

They look so cute together

>fav color is white
>fav food is anything
>fav drink is water
Why is Phainon SOOOOOOOO boring? Is there some reasoning behind making him so bland

>>529762816
>>529762823
yume pander works and will always work
homofujo pander will never work, otherwise there would be full homofujo gachas

>>529761783

>>529763090
>halo
You have anal worms

>>529763102
Hes made for sex appeal

>>529763178
NU: Carnival is extremely successful

rice was less shilled, her patch gave more rolls, and the free 5* characters were free with no strings attached and she still sold more. pagnon most shilled character by far, less free pulls given, and you get a "free" cone just spend 200 rolls gweilo... earns less.

>>529763102
They explained in the story that he's a blank slate, quite literally.

>>529763246
>sex appeal is when you are a boring fag with no personality

>>529763037
Huh-uh

>>529762552

Sex with Leona.

>>529763296
He's literally me

>>529763102
Imagine having so little faith in your own MC you try to replace them with someone else, pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it.

>>529763336
Lore explanation why the 3.x kits are overpowered and unbalanced?

Ok so I cracked the MoC finally with Cassie and no Tribbie and Hyacine
I used Cassie, RMC, Silver Wolf, Luocha
Took around 5 cycles instead of the 7 with Ruan Mei
Ruan Mei is weaker than SW now

Amphoreus and Penacony are still fresh in everyone's minds because they are new, but what do you think people still will remember five years from now?

I really hope they make another unit that wants wavestrider..I farmed a shit load just to get good relics on hyacine (I failed), but somehow have wtf-tier relics for Phainon already.

>>529763414
To counterbalance the HP inflation

What would you rate the story of this patch?

>>529763242
Good

>>529763271
>rice was less shilled
>failing to mention the top up reset nad spending event
Pag threads are funny

>>529762352
The character is irrelevant, the result you're seeing is all Firefly's skin being a profound success

>>529763476
anti-destructionLEVIATHAN...

>>529763489
Based

>>529761493
im not doing anything seriously in this "game" lol lmao but yes ill spend up to 300 rolls on him on his rerun. the only amphoreus character i liked was anaxa and catgirl but i dont have a team for anaxa, ill get catgirl on her rerun and i had to get hyacine for Blade because of how broken she is.
team will be Blade, Hyacine, JingLiu, RMC
Other team is Ack, SW, Topaz/Bronya, Adventuring.
I also got a pocket-Firefly
I clear 97% of content after a 2 Year break after penorcony and meta-pullers make me scratch my head

>>529763476
Yunli is all you need.

>>529763440
I mean genshin players still remember Mondstadt and Liyue storylines from 5 years ago so I don't see how it would be any different here

Firefly skin flopped
Phainon flopped
Dead game. EoS in two weeks

Higgers are the raped of mihoyofags. Everything's being taken away from them.

>>529763102
>when he was a kid, his favourite colours where yellow, purple and green
>when he grew up, the crushing weight of Amphoreus’s expectation changed it to white
Fuaarrrk

>>529763271
>less shilled
Shit you read here

Phaiworm FUCKING FLOPPED!
Phaiworm FUCKING FLOPPED!
Phaiworm FUCKING FLOPPED!

>>529763014
Speaking of Scalers

Where does Phainon forma de 33 Million scale to if he was able to contend with Zephyrus and wound (if only temporarily) Nanook?

>>529763480
8/10
The regular extrapolation and the infinite recurrence got confusing.

>>529763630
Sex

>>529763630
This artist gets trannies on twitter so mad because of their straight ships and I applaud them for that even though I hate cuckshit

>Castorice was less shilled
That's how you know it's just shitposters and unironic retards ruining the thread.

>>529763605
so call him Phlopworm next time

>>529763102
he went through millions of loops that he don't have the energy to be interesting

>>529763676
Lord Ravager/Emanator tier because they felt the need to send Zephyro to deal with him

>>529763567
>but i dont have a team for anaxa
His hypercarry team is actually really potent. Ideally needs Sunday and Robin or Tribbie but I've used it with Bronya when I needed Sunday on the other side and he still cleared.

Would a RealAnaxa be able to make it into the Genius Society or would he be another Ratio category of not having quite the right autism required

Playable Cyrene should be shorter.

Why am I suddenly Phainon and Cyrene's childhood friend?

>>529760117
God I hope so

July... I am... forgotten

>>529763841
Anaxa would explode his balls to prove his theories, he's genius material

>Rice was less shilled
why even post here if you just don't play the game at all

>>529763602
He likes white because it is a culmination of colours that he loves, everything that makes him whole.

>>529762560
It will be valid? Nice!

>slophorues characters are so boring, and no one likes them that they have to whore out QQ and fofo for yet another event, and just whored out sparkle before that

they even admit themselves that no one likes slophoreus, why does shaoji still have a job

What is the appeal of this girl?

Do we know if Cyrene will stay hebe or if she'll use a maid model?

>>529763841
likely ratio, though he's uninterested in "ascending" in the first place anyway. anaxa is more interested in making people mad that he's right

Phlopworms slow ass banner is killing this game

>>529763909
I'm never forgetting my greek wife
We will be in 12.x visiting Teyvat, and my mind will still be with her

>>529756437
Inceldevs intentionally gimp male characters so they can claim male characters don't sell and stop making them.

Remember 1.1 Zhongli?

>>529763954
She can inject your body with various drugs and give you a permanent boner but blue balls you

>>529763841
Being allowed to the Genius Society is allegedly predetermined at birth according to SU lore

>>529763730
>ships
>cuckshit
Why do people equate the two even tho everything is headcanon?

>>529763968
according to leakers, her playable model will use a maid model.

>>529764027
>ignores aventurine, the best sustain of star rail for 6 months
>ignores neuvilette, the best dps in genshin for I don't know how many months
fujo agenda doesn't work because it's based on delusions

>>529763975
>joins GS
>immediately starts trolling Ruan Mei for trying to become an Aeon
that boy's got real hater energy huh

>>529763828
Okay i have a good Bronya so ill try it out, thanks.
RMC really works with him but double action-forward rarely works out for me since im not speed tuning. 1 action forward with double carry is simpler to play.

>>529763841
His line here sounded more in line with Ratio. He even used the word for mundanites in the jp voiceline

>>529763954
I want Lingsha to take a piss on me

I’m rewatching old mid 2000s anime like Future Diary and I’m cringing so hard at how bad it was

If I have E0S0 Kafka and E0S0 Black Swan, is there anything else I NEED to pull to properly make use of E0S1 Helektra next patch? I might be willing to go for one extra cone or eidolon, assuming the DoThags get reran.

He's dropping 1million nukes on f2poor teams, i don't understand this "They gimped Phainon" narrative
Did you want him to be Neuvillette

>>529762889
Your Luochud?

>March 7th regains her memories
>Oh sorry Caelus I just remembered I had a boyfriend

[Good News] Nips still like Phainon.

>>529764167
I just can't take the 'anime classics' seriously when there's not enough aura in what is otherwise meant to be hype moments

>>529764168
no you're gucci, if you want to consider eidolons I'd say go for hysilens' unless it's subpar. dot teams will first replace kafka or black swan and then hysilens, so her eidolon will be more worthwhile

>>529763828
i have the problem that i dont like any of the meta harmony characters, so i might only get sparkle for Archer and maybe the Sexfox2 at some point

>>529764236
>that indra jump
Damn I thought he'd do poorly since he's right before the anni

>>529764167
That show introduced me to what would become my favourite Japanese band (Yousei Teikoku) so it's alright in my book. The song they did for the opening is actually pretty mid compared to the rest of their discography lol

>>529764027
reminder that the only meta male released in genshin since 1.x was Neuvillette
the only other meta male characters are Bennett and Kazuha, both released during 1.x, the latter of which has gotten powercrept multiple times already

>>529764132
>muh sustains

>>529764236
>fucking Indra doing that well
What the hell?

>>529763841
you don’t ‘make it’ into the genius society, nous isn’t grading your thesis. geniuses are made by nous themselves. ruan mei, herta, screwllum and even dr primitive are all individual thought filaments of nous manifested into realspace

This is what a straight mans roster looks like
>cool males
>sexy waifu
If you say otherwise you lack testosterone

fofo > kakaurine

>>529764206
No...

>>529763909
who?

>>529764136
>joins SU devs
>immediately scoffs Herta's inefficient methods
>is more likely to bicker with Herta and will actually do >>529763914
god if only he's real

>>529764183
Yes, I want smug stinky femcels to shit up the board so I can finally quit.

>>529764345
BAZED

>>529764345
You have a severe case of anal brain damage

>>529764307
>>529764339
>Quick AoE Lancer
Probably got the pako buff.
I see no reasons why else someone would want him when they got Louhi.

>>529763935
>given opportunity to wear any colour he wants
>chooses yellow, purple and green, not white
>Aglaea bullies him so hard for it by giving him colour theory homework
>only wears white ever again.

>>529764372
everybody likes fofo

>>529764183
>Did you want him to be Neuvillette
Neuvillette was super mediocre on release, it was Furina that pushed him over the top.

>>529764307
>>529764339
He's kinda cool

>>529764345
I don't see yunli, bisexual woman account.

>>529764463
>pako buff
Is that even a thing anymore?
Well he's also the first true god we got AND his VA is notorious too.

But which is stronger? Nanook or IPC money?

NANOOK
I HAVE BROUGHT YOU... DESTRUCTION

>>529764384
man I love this fanart, because I love March in this way too

>>529762783
damn hagpedos

>guy in my friends list has had his message complaining about how 3.x sucks for literal months at this point
>still has E2 Phainon
LMAO
This game will never die.

>>529764525
And Cerydra is a Furina expy so you do the math

Natlan and ZZZ are what happen when you only pander to waifufags and completely abandon the female audience
You need to maintain a proper balance

>>529764345
I would normally agree, but not in hsr. Mihoyo sucks at making interesting males. That's why they had to bring in Redman and Cu (hopefully) of all characters to fix that.

Let me clarify something... before playing hoyogames i played a lot of games with male characters, like fire emblem heroes, seven knights, grand blue fantasy (in its golden age), fgo, brave frontier... but somehow since i played genshin impact my hatred for male characters skyrocketed and in HSR it grew again, i don't know why but I feel like there's something that makes hoyo with male characters that makes me hate them

What would March do if the person she liked went on a date with some else?

>>529764547
Did Phainon actually accidentally destroy a few galaxies on his tardrage to scratch Nanook?

>>529764547
Acheron real quiet since this happened

>>529764384
why is this so funny lmao

>>529764525
>it was Furina that pushed him over the top
well well well

>>529764547
is this the gurren lagann sequel?

>>529764547
What

>>529764621
mihoyo male characters suck

>>529764547
i hope those galaxies had ipc insurance. cause that shit aint buffing out

>>529764206
>Wow that's cool but can you close the door? It's getting chilly

>>529763909
There isn't a clown wig big enough for her

>>529764547
MY FVARKIN AIBOU

>>529764650
I've been wondering about this, I thought this whole animation never actually happened. idk why it just doesn't strike as real to me...

>>529763909
i 'member mami

Phainon : I killed the game

>>529764621
There is actually nothing wrong with all Hoyoverse male characters, it's just the social discourse around them. Homosexuality simply has ruined the perception of male characters sadly. I hate faggots so much.

>>529764650
They're simulated galaxies so they don't count. It's also a simulated Nanook, so even the scratch doesn't count.

>>529764621
Because Hoyo makes male characters that appeal to women in such a painfully blatant way that you cannot help but notice. Every time I see a "boy in shorts" design I feel my eye twitch.

Fact: Fagworm is the worst thing to ever happen to this game

>>529764650
yes, you can clealy see it in the video!

>529764771
>Self-reported user numbers during the first day of the banner
Cope

>>529764547

>Juan, Blade, Daniel, Argenti, Ratio, Boothill, Mydei, Anaxa, Phainon, Archer
Well designed units. Main/sub DPS characters that you don't need to pull, because there's always other main/sub DPSes that you might like. No account worming. You DON'T need them. Purely optional.
>Luocha, Aventurine
Slippery slope. You might suffer from not being wormed by them, when you struggle to survive content. Even more true back in the day before Gallagher, Lingsha and Hyacine came out.
>Wormday
Biggest faggotry wormfujotroon unit design in the game. You want to play your wife? Too bad faggot, she's useless without this retard. Fuck you Dawei, expect 60 nigger cocks up your tight chink asshole to fill it with cum and anal worms very soon.

>Two hebe romantic interests in 3.5
We are so back

>>529764770
mami's a bitch but she was unironically right about chizuru

>>529764770
Mami sexo