Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>529621230
>>529826898 (OP)>picFirst for sibling love
>>529827101I'm always good.
https://youtu.be/jcNu5VQhgXY
>Another day, another sunrise. Calls to me
>Saying get out of this place
>Breaking down has become apart of my life now,
>But I'm so sick of always having to feel this
>(SUFFOCATE!, SUFFOCATE!, SUFFOCATE!)
>I'm suffocating
>I don't think that I can take another second,
>Here like this
>All I know is that I need to get away
>You could cut my heart my heart into pieces
>I don't care,
>Can you see the desperation. On my face?
>Could you throw away
>All of your sick desires
>Just to suffocate like me?
>And set the whole damn world on fire
>Just to suffocate with me
>>529827750>fetishposting before we're even in the double digits for replies
>>529827750why is there so much (good??) art of Ashley sniffing Andrew's smegma
>>529827503I still think Cain and Abel are brilliant names
>>529827848It's true love
>>529827848because musk sniffing is one of the lewdest things you can do.
I hate ??? so much it's unreal. Autistic greedy smoke cloud. Day of the Fan soon.
>>529828298>t. ???you're getting nuked demon fucking shit
>>529827848All women are smellfags
>>529828405Demons are actually part of the angelic kingdom. LU is a fallen angel, and thus, a guiding providence for humanity at the brink of the iron age. The siblings have clear intentions so they connected with those beings far better than the collective hivemind that is the cult of Six Eyes, they went as far to acknowledge the higher realms as well, contrary to the average cultists. This is a great opportunity for them both to attain something greater while fulfilling the future they want; all that is left is resolving their lovers quarrel.
Loveshly
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>>529828526Yes, we are. I love smelling my husband after he has been at work all day. Something about the sweat/deodorant combo drives me crazy.
>>529828285Unironically yes, that nigger pissed me off way too much this round. And I'm not gonna lie, the cuckposting we kept getting after the Episode 3 release got to me too... Normally I was on the same team as drunkanon with the hopes of a ??? plushie or pillow so that I could buy it and giggle to myself every time I walk past it but now... I don't want that dark fume ball cloud of shit to be in the same house as my sister.
>The Day of the FanLmfao
Wheeeee
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>>529829297Andrew smacks her ass every time he passes by Apronshley/Cookshley (as every man does)
>>529828832Total Impigger Death
>>529829596Um chud, ??? is not an imp. Not all dark fumed demons are the same. Learn some jeeography. #enddemonhate
>>529829789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU_wH9DTv8
>>529829496I haven't slapped Ashley's ass yet, should I come over or does she make house calls?
>>529830860Kill yourself. I knew one of you niggers would spawn because I worded it that way.
>>529827750>picture a smellare you retarded?
>>529831573Just let him picture his smell anon
hmmmmm
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>>529828856>my husbandyou mean your brother, right? RIGHT?
>>529831573The drawing literally pictured the smell, are you blind?
>>529831783>you mean your brother, right? RIGHT?nta but she could have married him
I love incest babies and Momshley art
>>529831816'picturing' is a word used for things that are visual. a smell is not visual.
>>529832004I don't wanna stay with Uncle ??? He smells like sulphur and rotten flesh!
>>529830978I'm just making a joke lad, no need to be livid
>>529832250You're gonna stay with the demon from hell and you will behave!
>>529829023??? is a gud boy, trust the plan. He just likes incest and watching siblings FUCK. If you think about it, ???'s fuckery will directly result in sisterkissing. It was his master plan all along.
>>529832005He still was able to put the sense of smell in a visual representation of the idea.
>>529832250>God, I gave birth to myself...
I will take the smell and put it in a picture frame
>>529832563just because it's a literal picture of a smell does not mean that one can picture a smell IRL
'picture' as a verb is different that 'picture' as a noun
>>529832865Fair enough, but your mom is gay, she likes men
>>529832561Sorry drunkanon, I know you've got a deal with Kit666 to advertise the upcoming ??? plushies, pillows and IRL pets (available in 2070) on /kalj/, but I'm not buying any.
>>529833035mind your tongue, you malfeasant troglodyte
>>529832561>He just likes incesthe wants to separate them
>>529833035Leyley said this to every kid in class. They all cried and told Mrs Cunt.
>>529833184>pic46 year old divorced mother on Tiktok posting videos of herself with random filters with 5 likes.
>>529833692>46 year old divorced mother on Tiktok posting videos of herself with random filters with 5 likes.making a self-description, are we?
>>529833521It's part of the plan, in the great scale of things.
>>529833913Of course not, there are no women on the Internet
>>529834082ah yes, how silly of me
i forgot about that
Got jumpscared by incest in Sailor Moon of all places
>>529831783Husbands and wives are brothers and sisters by construction.
Sickos
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>>529831783>>529831913Yes, of course I meant my brother. How silly of me.
>>529834221I was watching this Daggerfall video right now and got jumpscared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjnOfdWVBA
25:21
>>529834221Cute father daughter moment.
>>529834687Does TES have incest?
>>529837471Big if true
https://youtu.be/OcyMMaetmug
>This dark room, another cigarette
>The carpet's strewn, I'm getting sick of it
>The end is near, I'm in the thick of it
>And I'll be there soon if you can handle it
>Just save me from all that I am
>You save me for the fuck of it
>Save me, just hold out your hand
>You save me from all of it
>>529833170>IRL petsWho the fuck leaked that? Kit9 was planning on rolling out Hamsterleys as a trial run.
>>529829934>brothers and sisters
Cycle
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>>529829297>becomes mom>still can't cookAll women born in the late 70s to early 80s can't cook.
>>529837575There are some rumours of nobility, but nothing concrete.
Also, in Skyrim, Clan Battle-Born seems to have a confusing setup that the UESP has yet to untangle, but a couple there could be interpreted to be brother and sister. Or it could be a development error.
>>529834687NOOOO stop knowing MY fucking game!! STAY NICHE STAY NICHE STAY NICHE!!!
>>529840297Sorry anon, daggerfall is mainstream now
Now watch as this EXTREME daggerfall challenge run BREAKS me LIVE on stream
>>529840297this but coffin
>>529840512>>529840764Nigga I meant Coffin. What the fuck is even Daggerfall
>>529842184Fucking zoomers get off my board
>>529842469I'm probably one of the oldest people here anon. I'm just not a gaymer, Coffin was the gaem that took my virginity.
>>529842762lmao dis nigga ain't play Adventure for the Atari
cry_a
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>>529843206Stop throwing around words I don't understand!
>Ashley age regress Andrew with demon magic and gives him a slow and gentle pegging
I NEED
I NEED
I NEED
>>529843903calm down homie
>>529844789she has such a way with words...
I've been getting a severe lack of Julia today.
>>529845265There's a severe lack of posts in general flooz-lover, you ain't special
Cutest
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She's so cutes
>>529845769why ashley has a mole and piercings
>>529846792Because artists just HAVE to put their own out of character innovations to other people's designs when they draw them. Remember, all artists are giant faggots in at least some way.
>>529846745Absolutely fucked hand. Silly AI.
BJ
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>I wonder what my son and daughter are doing
>>529847884Don't bully me I just liked the image
>>529848489Wwyd as Renee in this situation?
>>529850452If Ashley didn't pull out the gun, Renee would have kicked them out at once
>>529848489Get out mom, Andrew's teaching me what a blowing job is!
>Okay so I blow on it right? ...What are you laughing at?
>>529850617Mature Wifeshley will remember these fond memories with laughter after she has completely mastered giving the perfect blowjob to Andrew's artillery that makes his toes curl.
>>529850946Sounds like a plan
"Little" sister, literally
>>529850946>Andrew's artillerykek
I'm sorry I came Andrew, it won't happen again...
>>529851650Came from where? Where did you go?
>>529851650The thought of Ashley being ashamed of orgasm because she feels slutty and this pout sprite itself is so fucking cute
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1lr5j0m/will_tcooal_now_be_criticized_in_brazil/
It's over
>>529852462This is your post, isn't?
>>529852462Go back and stay there
https://youtu.be/P0GlQXGgMQo
>Shelter me from this again
>Dedicated to the end
>Help me break my conscience in
>To free us from our innocence
>I am losing you again
>Let me out and let me in
>'Cause you're not alone here
>Not at all
>Let me belong here
>Break my fall
>>529852610>>529852696Not my post, I just was lurking
This was from No Good Noelle's comment section before the Itch got nuked. Nobody knew, that that beybey, would grow up to become Lord mothafuckin Unknown™...
>>529850452>Wwyd as Renee in this situation?start schlocking in the corner
>>529853295>Nobody knew, that that beybey, would grow up to become Lord mothafuckin Unknown™...Not even Nemlei knows since she deconfirmed the NCU
Jewlei
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>>529855416Silly anon, that was not me. That was my evil twin arch-nemesis, Jewlei. She told lies in my stead. The Nemleiverse is real and the Thius lived in the 3rd floor of their apartment.
>>529856642>Tiu is fucking deadThis is why i don't like "shared universes". Just like that, an entire story turn to dust.
>>529857058>Just like that, an entire story turn to dust.Such is life Anonders. Precious, precious life...
>>529856642>>529857058Didnt Thiu canonically died like in his forte
>>529858370>brothersI'm used to this being an ESLism because Romance languages seemingly lack a word for siblings
>but aren't you very clumsyWhat the fuck is the idiom that they failed to translate here
>>529858493All text is perfect English.
>That is Maleshley.>Renee is critiquing their kissing skills, which despite her already expecting to be low due to them being brothers still failed to reach her expectations.
>>529858493English lacked a word for "sibling" too until they revived and repurposed the word "sibling" in the 20th century. Before then it originally denoted any relative.
>there is a incest meme flag
>>529862526Someone pull up the real flag, I don't have it
>>529862526Are these two characters together? Is there another incestuous series?
>>529860913Yeah but we also decided that it fills an ecological niche and acquired a word for it. Latinos however understand this not.
>>529869403Incest is not the plot of the show. But the author neither confirmed or denied anything
>>529869403They're from a manga called Dungeon Meshi. They're siblings but they're not together, in fact the girl is barely even in it except at the very beginning and the very end. The basis of the plot is the guy and the rest of their group's attempt to rescue her and the various much bigger shitshows that spiral out of it. It's really good though, you should give it a look.
>>529857670>forteI see what you did there.
>>529858493>What the fuck is the idiom that they failed to translate hereI'd assume she said something like 'You're not very subtle'.
>>529862526one of my favorite incest pairings
>>529839276>Who the f-CRUNCH
I want anyone who defends either demon as anything but a bad influence to die.
Julia 19
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>>529845265I can fix that
>>529858370>BrothersShouldn't this be Lynn and Marrow?
I'm so jealous of this dirty slut. I wish I could cum 5 times a day like she does
>>529880008>I wish I could cum 5 times a day like she doesWhat's stopping you?
>>529880353My cock hurts when I jerk it too much
>>529880353He doesn't have 4-6 eager but unattractive women to fuck him on demand.
>>529847619Hussie hands posted this
>>529880701Oh the horror! Poor guy...
Stick
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Stick.
stickley
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Julia 87
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Fatty hours
>>529887082What's your damage?
>>529862936>>529862526I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
>>529862526Make pic related into a flag.
Fuck the toothpaste lgbt flags.
>>529890486Sisters are so fucking cute.
Folgers
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>>529890486"You're my present this year."
>>529881114I like how both Azula and Ashley think they're much better at manipulating and ensnaring people than they think they do.
Azula's meltie is also much worse when her brother leaves her and her friend turns on her.
Zuko has more willpower though, matching Andrew with Azula and Zuko with Ashley probably will result in death.
>>529892708That's not true though, Azula was able to run psyops and illuminati a whole kingdom at like 14-15 years old on top of mindbreaking her hussy brother-stealing friends into staying loyal for years. She's competent at everything unlike Ashley.
>>529893003>She's competent at everything unlike Ashley.Ashley is a cuter sister.
>>529893083Azula is younger so she's cuter by default.
>>529893003Azula was only able to manipulate a backwards and incompetent conspiracy, something Ashley and Andrew are also capable of doing when they fuck over the cultists.
When it comes to friends, Azula and Ashley are even, they think they were able to force a friendship with 2 girls, but one of them liked their brother so they stayed around, and the other one was too much of a doormat to say no, until she eventually turned on her.
She also less manipulated Zuko and more convinced him to join her because if it wasn't for him, Katara would've cracked her skull against the floor, and afterwards, she was unable to keep Zuko around and he left.
He was also loyal tot he fire nation in spite of Azula being a bully, not because.
>>529893373Cuteness is a personality trait. It's intrinsic to all little sisters, but some little sisters are more sisterly than others. Azula is too self-absorbed, Ashley is, when not placed under tremendous stress, calm and single-mindedly devoted in her love.
>>529893373Azula would be jealous of Ashley
>>529893524>It's intrinsic to all little sistersClearly you're an only child.
>>529894020Little sisters are fucking cute. Everyone is forced to confront this fact at some point in their lives.
>>529893859I wonder what Ashley would've thought of ATLA
>>529894074>didn't deny it>gets defensive and spurgs out
>>529895563sisterless behavior you have
testicular torsion you shall get
>>529895101Disappointed by the lack of blood and 3rd degree burns. Seriously, fire benders fighting pretty much anyone would be very ugly if ATLA was PG16.
>>529895563>spurgsYou mean "spergs," thread's too slow to try baiting people and I'm not autistic enough to care whether you're serious or not. Better luck next time.
>>529895682It's a surge in/spur of sperging
>>529880008I was surprised she didn't try seducing Andrew when they were alone ngl
>>529898729Didn't need to try
Outbreeding freaks get the rope
Finally finished playing the last nemlei game i havent played (no good noelle), really fun stuff. Would love to get more of this kinda tone of humor/writing, anyone got any recommendations?
>>529901408The Grimm Brothers Fairytales
Sweet Silver Blues, by Glen Cook
>>529901624The Grimm Brothers Fairytales
Read that so long ago, thats a blast from the past.
>Sweet Silver BluesWill take a look. I was thinking more VN/RPGmaker type but what the heck.
>>529903324The collapse has begun
>>529899605weird projection
>>529876753its just ESLism
>>529905485You look like you could use a hug.
>>529907290>julia cosplaying the best Half Life protagonistHoly based
About that soda I owed ya...
>>529909532congrats on somehow ruining it
>>529907290>>529909532This got me thinking. How would the siblings fare in the Fallout universe?
>>529907290Julia getting locked in G-man's cuckshed and never appearing in another game because she's owned by Gearbox
>>529909638High speech, intelligence, low luck, low strength.
Ashley is very high perception.
Andrew is high charisma, speech.
They'dbemore of manipulative non combat types, as long as they don't piss of factions of brutes and live in a reasonably organized town, they'd get by fine and be relatively unassuming, maybe occasionally killing a squatter to rob him/her.
Low luck means they struggle with calculating the odds of their plans, so they'd be unlikely to pull something ambitious unless external circumstances force them out of their comfort zone.
WHORE
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>>529902058Everyone in this game has mommy issues.
Julia 43
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>>529909956I'd lock in her G-man, or something
>>529910767Everyone in general has mommy issues.
>>529914314Lmao no bro my mother is a literal saint and father is a chronically bad person who thinks he can't do wrong.
>>529826898 (OP)Just doodled this. Anon who understands the reference first gets the prize!
>>529914738I don't get the reference, but cute
>>529905695>image taken from the shitty ai erp threadOh no no no lmao
>>529916246Containment failure! Brace for faggotry from /g/'s finest cancer.
>>529914738Darude sandstorm
Decay
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>>529907290Now that the dust has settled, what did you think of Decay?
image
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>>529918276It's too silly!
wood
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>>529914669Sounds like mommy issues
>>529914669Your father is right
>Hahhaha!!
>Nooo,
>it's
>too silly..!
>>529920773The perfect boyfriend
>>529921668HOW DID YOU DO THAT
>>529922176I must uncover this mystery.
>>529922405>Andrew becomes a detective in one of the endingsWould be cool desu
>>529922176>>529922405I don't get it. Didn't he just post a smiling picture of the Blue Cat™?
404
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>>529923419And? What's the joke??
So, wait, is Andrew considered to have an abnormally low empathy?
Like, I for example kind of care about people as a concept but on a personal level, I don't care if they die unless they're my friends. I wouldn't really go out of my way to cause death, but I wouldn't be torn up when someone I barely know dies or whatever.
Andrew seems similiar, but everyone keeps saying it's him demonstrating abnormally low empathy.
Do I also have really low empathy to not really see what's wrong with Andrew's mindset(Obviously, excluding him being harangued into causing Nina's death, but even that haunts him for having become a killer).
>>529923579Joke?! What joke? Anon performed 4chan magic
>>529923579Leyley, check the filename of the image that disappeared. You may have to talk to Archiveley to see it now.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>529923665He murdered a family of three and lost no sleep over it
>>529924131Well by then, Andrew has leveled up his based levels beyond normal person.
He spent 3 months dying of starvation, had to kill a warden to save Ashley, let out all of his rage out on 302 lady, had to kill a hitman, and killed his parents because of their betrayal and to serve Ashley.
By the time the happy campers have ogne by, Andrew was nowhere near normal anymore.
>>529923753>Julia 404.pngAaaand???
>>529924408Leyley, i...
>*Kiss her forehead several times*
>>529923665Andrew is a sigma male, unironically. And he's literally me
>>529906245Tits too large. She is NOT that big
>>529925143ENLIGHTEN ME NIGGA
>>529924360Andrew? More like Basedrew
>>529926080She was during her second pregnancy but they quickly deflated after going completely unused
>>529926828Beybey definitely hurt her nipples when sucking on them
>>529927463>blaming the baby for suckling wrong
>>529834221This manslut would fuck anything with or without a hole in it.
>>529928985For a moment I got excited but then I realised that was Renee
>>529928985That better be Renee with Douglas
>>529928985>not ??? and Ashley.lame
>>529929481It's Douglas and Ashley
>>529929797>TaR SouL, I WiLL eaT yOuR piXiV aCCoUnT iF yOu drAw tHiS
Ignore and post cute photos, etc
>>529929578>>529930172Which one do I shoot??
>>529930762It's Douglas and Renee. Literally see the eyebags.
>>529931035Thighs too thick.
>>529930853>eyebagsFunny how that's the defining feature keksu
Seating your sister on your lap and smooching might just be the hottest thing
>>529930853>>529931260Also the eyelash count
Can anybody check if Ashley is blushing saying this line right now? This sprite was not used when it was like a week after Episode 3's release, but now I've seen screenshots showing pic related. I don't have any saves close to that line so if any anon were to check it would be appreciated
>>529931974Wasn't Andrew also laughing?
>>529827068Andrew, love the suit.
>>529931974For reference, pic related is a screenshot from a video not long after Episode 3's release.
I'm rather passionate about Andrew and Ashley being euros, but I still believe we should remember today as the birth of a country that strives for not giving a shit about whatever you say, a virtue that is very integral to this game's existence. Besides, Nemlei's husband is American so she still has some personal connection I imagine. Happy fourth of July anons, and a rather impersonal fuck you to Tipper Gore, the biggest haggot of all.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uwy2fRRQA
>>529931612No, the hottest thing is when she tries acting dominant, sultry, and mysterious but you remember this is the same girl whose vomit you cleaned out of the bathroom sink and who has pokemon speed tiers memorized by heart.
>>529937498>tfw no american bikini ashley/julia/renee nina
>>529906245Why didn't women evolve to have tits like this on average? Doesn't that disprove natural selection?
>>529929261You're a poopoohead
>>529938383Anon, if most women had tits like that, they'd be average tits, which means they'd no longer be awesome and fat. Life is about variety, but it's also about being able to brag about your sister titmogging 99% of women.
Cardrew
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The best part about driving cars is knowing that sisters don't know how to
>>529938020Ironically enough, I also headcanon Andrew and Ashley as hardcore anti-Americans for different reasons. Ashley hates America for occupying her country after the war, and spreading "degeneracy" such as darkies (she has never seen one in her life) and (((bankers))) (she's never had a bank account). She straight up sees the United States as a country composed entirely of dysgenic fat guys and lesbians. Andrew in contrast, loathes America for being capitalist imperialists that encroach into his country and sticks its thumb into most other countries. Although he is less phsycotic than Ashley about it, who I do headcanon as having celebrated the September 11th Attacks.
>>529939126you're projecting too hard
>>529939265Not him but America hatred or just desdain for American culture is as popular around the world as trying to emulate American culture lol
>>529939265No, I just understand that these two unhealthy murderers probably have bad and extreme views on most things, America included. I like my country, potentially even love it, and find most of these conspiracies fitting of these awful people, but I love these characters in all their awfulness. Renee otherwise has a minor distaste for the Yanks, but it's more mature. We should still leave Iran alone though, (thank the Lord nothing worse occurred).
>>529940261I imagine Andrew has no real opinions because he barely follows this stuff(he didn't even know who the surgeon is despite his frequent news appearances), while Ashley stays more current and has more informed views, but no one asks her.
Ashley is generally not one to wish hurt on people for no reason so she's probably neutral on America.
>>529931974>>529932086>>529932201>>529934296None of you absolute fucking bums got up your ass and checked so I went to check myself and the blush wasn't there. Either I got it backwards and the original had the blush but Nemlei changed it later, or someone bamboozled my ass.
>>529943040get bamboozled, shitter
>>529943040Get dunked on faggot!
>>529943040We're taking the L today.
The Nemleiverse is still real
All the young girls love Ashley
>>529948010>I should have taken a showerAnd removed what makes you beautiful?
>>529948010I don't remember if this is original or if I'm gaslighting myself into thinking this is basically traced from a doujin I can't quite remember.
>>529949481It's a redraw, someone posted the original a few threads back.
>>529949481No, you're right, this is a re-draw from another strip
>>529947952Why is Andrew happy about this?
>>529949693Why is Ashley wearing a beautiful dress while Andrew looks like fucking Narrator from Fight Club?
>>529949921Because Ashley cares enough about her appearance to do her makeup while starving to death.
>>529949921>You met me at a very strange point in my life, AshleyNemlei... an ending like this, please...
https://youtu.be/jbWHZwD5rGQ?feature=shared
>>529949647The young girls in question are his and Ashley's 2 daughters
>>529951296That's adorable. Thank you for fixing the original post anon desuka.
>>529942524Not much else to say, other than thank you. I did ignore the more acute details, over tropes such as Andrew being a college-educated liberal-arts humanities major making him a shoe-in to be a commie. And Ashley I also made assumptions for being insular, but like you said she probably knows more. I just always felt it was wrong to think Ashley would be more worldly than Andrew, even though this likely is the case.
>>529951834>making him a shoe-in to be a commieAren't they likely from a former Soviet country? Assuming communism exists in their world anyway.
>>529942524>Ashley is generally not one to wish hurt on people for no reasonhuh
>>529952112There's nothing about that which does not make sense.
>>529952112I think you're dismissing the "for no reason" part.
>>529952279>>529952449was there a reason to traumatize those kids in splat
>>529952567To try and be funny for Andrew and distract herself from the death she doesn't want.
>>529952279she killed the kid parents for no reason
>>529952834andrew told her to not kill the zombified parents and she killed them anyways
>>529952968I genuinely don't understand what you're getting at, you're having a real hard time understanding what "for no reason means."
>>529952758They were already dead, that hurt nobody
>>529953050>I genuinely don't understand what you're getting atParents at the camping site, they already had gotten their souls and the trinket charge. Ashley still killed them anyways for no reason
>>529953181I... you know what anon, sure. You're right.
>>529952567Andrew wanted to do that, Ashley didn't, but she went along with it because she agreed to go out on Andrew's terms.
>>529952752>To try and be funny for AndrewSo for no real reason?
>>529953181Andrew and Ashley treat de-souled people as they might as well be dead(they don't even know you can put the souls back in), and she wanted to do it to prove a point to Andrew he can't boss her around.
>>529953373>for Andrew>So for no real reason?
>>529953373>So for no real reason?Anon, you are literally too stupid to grasp what "for no reason" means. You have to be trolling, nobody is this fucking dumb. "For no reason" does not mean a good or bad reason, if there is a reason something, if there is a form of logic for why someone does a thing, twisted, dumb, pointless, or otherwise; if a person can say "I did this because [insert thing here]" there is a reason for it.
>>529953979>. "For no reason" does not mean a good or bad reason, if there is a reason something, if there is a form of logic for why someone does a thing, twisted, dumb, pointless, or otherwise; if a person can say "I did this because [insert thing here]" there is a reason for it.Then there's literally no way to hurt someone for no reason by your logic
I love Julia for no reason
Andrew would definitely call his sister "retard" as a true 2000s older brother. Ashley would return it to him as a true 2000s bratty younger sister too.
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>>529954370I see no reason for that either
>>529954134>Then there's literally no way to hurt someone for no reason by your logicThe anon who you originally responded to said "for no reason" as shorthand for something everyone who played the game and who has an IQ above the boiling point of oxygen understands. Ashley has clear internal justifications for her actions, in her world the things she does (usually) make sense to her. She would, for instance, not arbitrarily wish death upon people she has never met and who do not nor cannot have any sort of impact on her life. She does not have the sort of directionless malice which makes someone a killer in the metaphorical sense.
>>529952083Nemlei explicitly said they're from "northern Europe" so scandanavia and she is Finnish. None of these countries were Soviet-aligned socialist during the Cold War, so it would make sense for her to more design around these societies. I always headcanoned them to be Germans from a post ww3 partitioned Nazi Germany.
>>529939030Did you buy a new car homeworkanon?
>>529955116I disagree, and the things i mentioned are my proof
But i dont want to extend this conversation
>>529955338>But i dont want to extend this conversationLikewise, I don't enjoy having to explain simple things to retards.
>>529955437>I don't enjoy having to explain simple things to retards.That makes both of us then
>>529955257Yeah either way what I meant was wouldn't they have a cultural avoidance towards communism intact?
>>529931137It just takes a little work to get them to that point. She's not unsalvageable.
>>529955727>I meant was wouldn't they have a cultural avoidance towards communism intact?Anon, everyone with two braincells has an aversion to communism.
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>>529955909Anon, a lot of have less than two braincells.
>>529954370Love goes beyond reason
>>529956484Hussy love drives me crazy!
>>529956341Unfortunately.
>>529956987Kek thanks for the png
>>529955727In all likelyhood, they probably don't even care all that much if were being more realistic with their characterization. That being said, I do wonder if Nemlei is, being a Fin and all.
Also, I've finally have found a fujoshi in the wild. Nemlei's true vision, unfiltered.
>>529958518We all know it's you Nemlei. We know you secretly make fanfart of your own game on the Internet.
>>529958518Needs to be bullied by Ashley
https://files.catbox.moe/pfr4c0.jpeg
>Comission for Anon
Nemlei herself comissioned this btw
>>529956987Unfortunashley
In the midst of gayshit bombardment, there stands tall the most heterosexual relationship man can have: Delphism.
>>529958518It would be better if he was Friend B and the fujo made his name Bthan
>>529961710The moral seems closer to "learn to fucking communicate about what you want" to me
>>529961710That meme was stolen from rock solid that guy hasn't played chapter 3 take your bullshit meme somewhere else.
>>529961710Cock will fix her.
>>529962947*Romantic tender brotherlove cock will soothe her
>Nothing to be fixed about perfection
>>529961710Elon, your retards are here again...
>>529961710Reminder that anyone who utters taxi cow dependency other than Nemlei (pbuh) is braindead and their opinions are to be ignored and ridiculed.
>>529963108Ashley can still fumble it, and there will be at least one route where she does.
>>529963396The thing is that Nemlei doesn't say toxic codependency, she says toxic relationship and ALSO codependency. It's an important distinction because anyone who calls a codependency with your sisterwife toxic is a retard.
Toxic relationships aren't real. Is just passion
>>529964647Exactly, and we all know how modern faggots hate that.
>She sistered across the room Ashley.
>>529964981What do you mean you're loyal to one partner whom you love and don't feel the need to cheat on her with a different floozie everyday?? And she doesn't whore herself??? You must be oppressing her or something, you're both taxi and cow dependent! I have a polyamorous relationship with two security guards and we're all perfectly happy and healthy people!
>>529961710Codependency isn't inherently bad and pretending that it is that way leads to a lot of problems
>>529965526>don't feel the need to cheat on her with a different floozie everyday?? And she doesn't whore herself???retard doesnt know toxic relatioships have plenty of cheating yet again
>>529965514Julia hussied herself across the room floozily.
>>529965545Coffin actually tells the story of Ashley, just a poor innocent girl who fell for a bad boy (her brother but that's besides the point)
>>529965526The prevalence of the phrase "toxic codependency" really does embody the gender dynamics of my fucking generation and it's hard to tell if it's a maladapted boomer-ism or if millennials conjured it from the propaganda of our time. This idea that two people in a romantic relationship depend on each other is somehow a negative quality in principle matches perfectly with the men being beaten dogs and women living completely unchained until the consequences of their lifestyles burn them to the ground.
>>529965526>with two security guardsYeah, two...
in this thread, virgins that never entered a relationship discuss how toxic relationships are actually a good thing
>>529967196First, you're projecting. Second, at least for me specifically I am referring to the idea of "toxic codependency."
>>529967196>virginsIt's 2025, even incels get pussy at least once nowadays grandpa
>>529966662Sorry I forgot the two Thius
>>529967196That's nice. But this is your third attempt so try telling it to someone who cares on reddit next time.
>>529967196Explain to me what's wrong with being mutually codependent with someone you're in a relationship with
>>529923169These kindergartners sure are pretty judgmental for their age
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>pick up my sister from her job
>she asks me how my day was
>we chat about her shift on the way back
>for the first time ever, I truly feel like she's a cutie who I can love
I really want to thank you all, /calg/, you guys are the ones that convinced me not to give up on being her friend. This game and these threads have irrevocably changed my life, and it has absolutely been for the better. 2 years ago, I thought my sister was doomed to drift away from me. But seeing Andrew and Ashley struggle together and talking about siblings with you all gave me the courage to try, and it bore fruit.
I really do love this game and I really do love you all
>>529966662There could be as many as ten guys but she only needs to fuck those two to get her groceries taken care of.
Then again she isn't worried about her utility bills either, despite being a NEET and the fact we know from the siblings and the neighbor that isn't being taken care of for them. Maybe she is spreading the love around.
>>529975103Many such cases! Good on you anon.
>>529975103Congratulations anon! Are you the sister-totalled-car anon or an entirely different anon?
>>529965526There has to be more to her than just dying because she was a witness. Maybe she'll get more backstory
>>529955338You're not wrong anon, the retards like
>>529955116 obviously haven't played the game and are probably just trolling
>>529975103next confess to her
>>529979413Yeah but first apply for a hug and sign a petition for a kiss and all the other stuff /calg/ autists do trying to connect with their sisters
>>529979413>>529980618Wait, is the confession supposed to come before or after she does
>>529980734she's never going to do it
>>529980763>Anon's sister is anorgasmicMy condolences
>>529980791Noted
Just watched Good Will Hunting again and now I can't help but imagine young Douglas saying
>Sorry fellas, I gotta go see about a girl.
>>529980618I like baiting autists to unironically ruin their family by confessing to their sisters because a rpgmaker game made their dick hard
>>529980881>anorgasmicSkill issue, learn to masturbate
>>529981126Hey buddy, the based department wants a word with you
>>529981057>Anders... It's not your fault.
>>529981057I was watching The Accountant the other day and Affleck's character reminded me of Doug
>>529981485>Don't fuck with me Dad, not you
>>529959570I clicked on this, knowing exactly what was up ahead. I then saw exactly what I had predicted. I had fully subscribed to the underpinnings of the universe, and yet I was compelled to click on this as though I should he presented anything differently.
>>529981485>>529981718Literally everything could've been better if Douglas knew about Nina and they had a similar thing like in that scene man...
https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA?feature=shared
>>529981620What the fuck is with this guy and reminding of Doug? He really exudes Douglas Graves
>>529981976He wanted to do the right thing when he first heard about it, but Renee said something else so that became his opinion.
>>529978609They should drop this romance slop and shift to 302 lady whorekino storyline
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Sorry I am an ausfag who just woke up. I hope the Americans are still awake so we can celebrate America day this evening!
>>529982382Terrible Ashley, horrible Renee
>>529982642It's actually 'Thanks France' day.
>>529982520Yeah no shit, I didn't pay 9 dollars for this shit. I was told this is the "slut fucked the whole town" game and now it's the incest game all of a sudden?
>>529978946But that anon is right tho
>>529982679I saved that image a while after Episode 3's release and don't know who they are actually. Who are they? And how do you find proper looking fits for generic 2D characters anyway?
>>529983017>And how do you find proper looking fits for generic 2D characters anyway?You don't. You give the rights to the japs and make a proper anime instead of Live Action crap , as god intended.
>>529982642Truly our greatest (anglo) ally
Where's the drawing of Ashley as Uncle Sam?
>>529982642Didn't Australia banned this game? Are your cangaroos going boomerang crazy over incest or what
>>529983485Thank you America-san
>>529983698Nah. However every game sold in Australia needs to be age-rated by the ACB (basically our ESRB), so it was temporarily removed from sale to get a rating; it came back a few weeks later with an R-18 rating.
>>529983518Shit how the fuck wasn't it posted
>>529982679I think Ashley fits well, she's just old nowadays
>>529983698>Didn't bannedI bet India will ban it too soon, they use sisterfucker as an insult.
>>529982382>What the fuck is with this guy and reminding of Doug? He really exudes Douglas GravesIt's the JUST energy
>>529984082>Can't read singke paragraph postEmbarassing from the get go. ESL game btw, fag
>>529982838On the contrary, he was the only one who was wrong by all accounts
>>529984082India actually has one of the biggest inbreeding rates in the world, together with Pakistan
>>529983518Found it: >>/wsg/5915339
>>529984485>tiddy freckles
>>529984537Excellent posting.
>>529981126>ruinIt only ruins it if it doesn't work :^)
>>529984537FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Happy america day my true patriots ITT.
Never forget that all britfags are pussies and we lead the charge in kicking their empire to the dirt.
>>529975103Are you the guy who complained about his sister not doing the dishes like a year and a half ago?
>>529984310That's mostly between cousins though, they can't even inbreed right
>>529984206Absolute ESL cope, Nemlei has very good English. Even the mistakes she does are usually could be expected from a native English speaker, you may even argue English is like her singKe language kek.
>>529983518Found it: >>>/wsg/5915339
if I have to post this shit again, I will chop my fucking hands off
>>529984537>>>/wsg/5915339
>>529984508>BRONCOThis should be an Ashley car. Trvel anagram enjoyers know.
>>529984485I would literally never stop having sex with her
>>529984636Only worked once, and because of a very peculiar series of unfortunate events since they were kids
All the other autists end up spilling the spaghetti
>>529984864>lurk that thread>see this>>>/wsg/5915013First genuine laugh I've had in days thank you.
>>529984879Thank you Julia you sweet beautiful maiden. If only sisters weren't WHORES then they'd be helpful.
>>529985043Well, if you start publishing the odds everywhere, nobody's going to coffinfess their feelings to their sisters. Same shit with the lottery, it's why they put the odds in the fine print.
>>529984864Aww, someone even replied "kiss your sister". Coffinsisters, we won!
>>529976295>>529984715Yeah, that's me. /calg/'s years long assault on my psyche has worked
>>529985243Absolute projection. Your sister's a whore because you're not a proper brother.
>>529985630So at this rate, your sister has one year of you being a good brother before you start ogling her and trying to get in her pants.
Let me tell you, once you start sneaking glances it's almost impossible to stop.
>>529985630Sniff her dirty panties NOW
Julia is ugly and self harm scars are unattractive, were it not for his repression, Andrew would never have even looked in that hussies direction.
>>529985825>self harm scars are unattractive,Good thing hers don't exist
>>529985630Hah! I was one of the people that insisted you love her. I'm a brainwashing and indoctrination mastermind, I should apply to the CIA or sumthin
>Curryman, not like this...
>>529985825>Julia is uglyTrue and holy
>self harm scars are unattractiveThe only reason I don't like them is because I don't want my sister to have them, otherwise you're wrong, SH scars get me bricked like masonry
>''sister totalled car''
>never posted proof
>>529985912God, Ashley is beautiful holy SHIT
>>529985912How can Julia ever hope to compete?
>>529985956Ribbed for his pleasure!
>>529986006>Gotta dox myself for /calg/ pointsUgh, CIA-san... Please...
>>529986006He doesn't want to dox himself for when he totals his sister's pussy
Y'all are some fucked up people. I know I like my sister and all that but I have no further insane likings like self harm scars or beating or girls with dicks or cumslushies or whatever the fuck people mention in these threads.
>>529986251>>529986290yeah man, you're the only person to have a car in the whole world
your blogfaggotry is also totally believable
>>529986315>What is: a joke
Don't worry homeworkanon, a lot of people didn't believe drunkanon at first either.
>>529986095We know, Anders.
>>529986367Why should Anon let internet strangers know he has (had) a red 2012 Hyundai Tucson?
>>529986546drunkanon delivered proof, unlike the larper
>>529986367You know, I really have to wonder what compels people to post shit like this. Nothing he posted is even remotely outside of the realm of completely banal shit. On top of that, even if it were completely obviously fake, do you think you think you're gifted with ungodly perception? That nobody else could possibly realize that? Or do you not realize that nobody cares if it's fake or not as long as they're having fun?
>>529986506Don't tell me all the stuff anons say is hot here is just a big joke cause I ain't buying that shit nigga
Imagining the Surgeon to speak ebonics sounds very funny lol
>>529986653You implied moments ago (
>>529986367) that it is completely reasonable to anticipate Anon having a car, so why is it some incredible fantasy now?
>>529986932Nemlei should make Andrew a pedophile in 3B.
>>529986653All the stuff drunkanon showed could very well have been fabricated too. Odd to go all the length to make up all that stuff on the spot, sure, but it all could be an incredibly dedicated LARP. Yet most of us believe him. Because it's believeable.
>>529986860because his sister totalling his car and he instantly buying another one is something i dont believe
>>529987068drunkanon showed his military medals and broken magazine
>>529987150>because his sister totalling his car and he instantly buying another one is something i dont believenta
If that's someone's only form of transportation, they kind of have to buy another one instantly.
>>529987150>because his sister totalling his car and he instantly buying another one is something i dont believeThat's because you're brown. Have we any further business on this matter?
>>529987150Okay the botched suicide was real then. There is no undeniable proof for all the shenanigans that garnered him his name, other than credibility.
>>529987294What's the age of consent in Coffinland, seeing as teen Douglas never got got for banging a fifteen-year old.
also his sister supposedly packing up and leaving his house, it just seems fake and gay as shit
>>529987453>teen Douglas never got got for banging his classmateretard
>>529987453nta
Do they even have an age gap? In any case, Romeo and Juliet laws are relatively common, plus it's set in the 90s. Given that they're 22/20, that means they were born in the 1970s.
Nobody gave a fuck about that sort of thing in the 70s.
Imagine asking greentext writers for a proof
>>529987453I'm pretty sure they're the same age
>>529987476One of my sisters and one cousin of mine did that shit when they were teens kek. It's certainly not impossible.
>>529987774Is it weird that I suddenly want to rub the frenulum of my erect cock against her forehead until I ejaculate into her hair?
>>529987774Referring to the doctor immediately
>>529925143
>>529985630I remember writing at least two walls of text telling you not to give up on her. Glad to see that my efforts bore fruit.
>>529985630>assault on my psyche>you should be nicer to your sister!
>>529985630I remember you, and i also recall calling you a cocksucking faggot or something along those lines. I'm glad that it nailed the desired effect, thumbs up pal.
>>529987934Yeah, Anders. I think that's weird.
>>529988208Even Andrew needed LU's help before he could properly love Ashley. After all, I'm literally Andrew
The only thing i have in common with Andrew is that i also think that Ashley is cute, hot and lovely as hell.
>>529987589By the judicial system you twit.
>>529987686Correction, born in the (early-to-mid) 60s. I only mention this because I always hate how anachronistic fanart of the game is. Renee is at a minimum a buster (gen X) or at most a Jonesian. Andrew and Ashley are squarely Xennials and would be in their forties today.
>>529987589actually depending of the country you would
places like the UK had kids getting locked up because they fucked classmates
>>529988812>I am not literally AndrewPlay the game, it explicitly tells you that you are Andrew.
I want a Renee and Douglas DLC/game/extra episode
>>529988812Probably his only non-sissy traits to be honest
>>529989259Why is Doug so broad here
>>529982679Fairly bad Andrew too
>>529989460because he's a BEAST
Singles and Nemlei release episode 4 tomorrow
>>529988856If Andrew and Ashley had kids a couple years after the game's events they'd be around the same age as your typical /calg/ poster
>>529989083>The same country that shame and ridiculize the boys if they haven't gotten laid at the age of 12UK is a fourth world country confirmed
Why does Andrew watch a show called "My Ex Ex Lover's Secrets"? That sounds like a CW show for teen girls.
>>529990149Andrew is a teen girl at heart.
>>529990149If Ashley didnt existed, Andrew would be a homo
>>529990149It has an incest subplot. He'll tell you that's not why he watches it but that's why he watches it.
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>>529990296>"didn't existed">retarded opinionEvery. Single. Time.
>>529990149Andrew is a fruity straight man, the most powerful type of straight man
>>529989460Call me weird, but I'm not really a fan of dimorphism in art, it usually is so exxagerated such as here with Doug being twice the width of Renee.
>>529989797It does look way less noticable when the other sex isn't around. Then again Airloopy is great at character design and flow.
>>529990861Finns are spiritually not ESL, that's why they are northern Protestants who speak very good English.
>>529990804Ok but who was phone
>>529956341YOU DON'T GET IT ASHLEY! IT'S BASED!
>>529990296No, he'd want to fuck Renee instead
>>529990296He'd just be single for most of his life and have "girlfriends" he uses for sex. His complex about being "normal" probably wouldn't even exist since it seemed to be spiked into action after the highschool rumors implying him and his sister were banging. That seemed to be the real start of his sex drive too so who knows how long it would be for him to even start caring about sex or if he would ever care at all.
>>529991806Mods. Give this man the pear of anguish treatment.
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If Ashley didn't exist, Andrew would've gone insane growing old with a Juliawife he pretended to love
>>529992067If Ashley didn't exist, he would have never interacted with Julia or Nina and he would have never been an entity in their lives.
>>529990296t. didn't play the game
>>529992168You should go play it then
>>529992153I'm using Juliawife as something of a generic descriptor. He'd've gotten a gf eventually. He did still want to appear normal, even without Ashley
Ashley's dream is to go to America and eat a big hamburger. Coffinland is experiencing an economic depression with high levels of unemployment, and most people in this country have never seen a hamburger, pizza, or hot dog in person. Ashley is celebrating July 4th because she believes in the freedom and democracy of a good hamburger. Let's make her dream come true!
>>529985825>Andrew would never have even looked in that hussies directionGood?
Andrew was the worst thing to ever happen to Julia
>>529992337He only started dating a girl because of the rumors of him fucking his sister
i can see andrew engaging in homossexual behavior if Ashley was never born down the line
he's a theater kid and would probably get desperate to ''connect'' with someone
>>529992926>He only started dating a girl because of the rumors of him fucking his sisterSure, but the reason he hadn't dated up until that point is because Ashley flips out on him when he talks to other girls. If Ashley had never been born, he'd still have talked to girls eventually
always the same, some idiot writes what would happen if x characters didn't exist and the morons end up in a stupid discussion.
>>529993123how dare people discuss about scenarios from the game, i want to see more blogposting about anons totally fucking their imaginary sisters in the pussy
>>529993231I prefer that to having the same discussion every thread.
>>529993376never seen this discussion personally
Obviously if Andrew had a terrible personality growing up then they wouldn't have had Ashley, but what else would've been different? Would the immediate fuckup make them actually listen to Grandpa Graves or what?
>>529994006And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful Julia wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
>>529993113>the reason he hadn't dated up until that point is because Ashley flips out on him when he talks to other girlsI don't remember this ever being stated ingame.
>>529994519>being stated ingame.You don't remember Ashley flipping out on Andrew every time another girl is involved? Or Andrew never needing any company because he has Ashley?
>>529994808Ah. So you made fanfic based on Ashley.
>>529995037Did you also think Renee was a decent mother before Ch3 came out?
>>529995415No? Weird thing to bring up.
>>529995542>No? Weird thing to bring up.It's the exact same haggot mentality of "it was never explicitly stated" they've been doing for over a year now. The fact is, Coffin is well written. Well written stories can be deduced from inference. /calg/ inferred the majority of Ch3's meaningful segments before it came out
>>529995695No it's not. You're just reaching and looking to blame Ashley for something that didn't happen by removing him from the equation.
>>529995974>No it's not. It's the exact same. Because you weren't told it word for word, you act like reasonable inference doesn't count and play with the gray area all you want.
>looking to blame AshleyI'll give you $50 if you can find where I did that
>>529996156pay up
>the reason he hadn't dated up until that point is because Ashley flips out on him
>>529996401At no point in that post do I blame Ashley. It's factual that she flips out when he talks to other girls, but Andrew is the one who chooses not to put distance between them (until he does).
>>529996156Why is the bottom text misaligned? Nemlei, FIX IT!
>>529997269It's not. I painted over the left side because it said something (I forget what). I just wanted the "stop talking and kill yourself" part
Imagine Julia wearing a camisole. She's in the kitchen, about to start preparing dinner. Imagine walking up to her from behind and spinning her around. Imagine kneeling down and slipping under her camisole, putting your face up to her panties. They're all white with a little bear on the front. You kiss the bear before slipping your tongue in between the fabric and her labia and pulling down. Once there's enough slack, you grab it with your teeth and pull Julia's panties down. At this point, her soft and gentle protests give way to soft and erotic moans. You pull your mouth away and use your arms to take her panties all the way off. Once off, you go back in. Your arms wrap around her thighs as you kiss her vagina. Then, like a good boy, you eat your meal. Your arms hold her firmly in place as you taste her insides. She grabs your head and pushes you deeper, saying your name all the while. Kissing, licking, sucking, you're determined to never forget this taste. Finally, she climaxes. Her pussy quivers as her love juices pour into your mouth. What you do not swallow streams down your face, staining your clothes and getting on the floor. Once she's done, you simply pull out from under her skirt, see her standing there with shaky legs, and inform her that you won't need dinner. You've already eaten your fill.
>>529992168No anon, it should be "didn't played"
>>529999558No, I don't think I will imagine that.
>>529999558>Imagine Julia-mhmm... no
>>529987068>Because it's believeable.It's not, it's a cringe and obvious LARP.
>>529962447Only to the women in the audience, anon.
Looking at you, I know you're out there somewhere, women.
Would you like to go to heaven tonight?
Would you like to go to heaven tonight?
Would you like to go to heaven tonight?
>>530001392Can't believe sibling love is so oppressed
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>>530001392>>530004201ah fuck I didn't mean to reply to you sorry
Reminder that Ashley, Julia, Thiu, and Renee all shave
Noelle and Ivy are naturally hairless
>>530004542Noelle and Ivy have extremely hairy pussies to survive the cold. When Ivy took her panties off I couldn't even make out her labia.
They had loving parents who had them in their thirties, but they are surprisingly distant to each other despite having no issues with one-another and liking each-other.
>>529826898 (OP)>Playing japanese incest RPG game>You have to make yourself infertile to restore your ailing sister's health>The game deals with it like a good thing because you can now cum inside her without consequencesDelphism bros...Even the japs are against inbreeding... Reproduction prohibited...
>>530007316Jokes on you, I still want them to FUCK
Is it weird to not like my sister or incest but like this game cause the girls in it are smoking hot?
>>530007654Liking the game for the girls isn't weird. Not liking your sister is however.
>>530007316The fuck evil Graves??
>>530007654I deduce that you're a FOTM gooner tourist and you'll lose interest and flock to another media with le hot gorls in no time.
>>530004542Thiu doesn't even bother cutting the hair on his head, tying it back instead
He definitely doesn't shave
>>530007526>reproduction prohibited>clearly pregnant
>>530008289He does, but only because Thiu won't suck his dick or fuck him if he doesn't.
>>530008201I mean i've played the game in full and eagerly await decay part 2, I don't see the problem.
>>530008667Hmm. Then (assuming you're a post-Ep3 newfag) you'll grow past your "hot gorls gaem" era and impregnate your sister in under a year. Trust the plan.
>>530008497>tfw you will never crossdress with yourselfThiu is so fucking lucky
>>530007316They look like they fuck each other more than the originals do
>>530009817They fuck each other platonically as opposed to the Graves who fuck each other out of love
>>530009817Yeah they look like they're about to invite me to join their cult.
>>530007316They look kinda like Omori characters here.
Moooom! There's a monsister under my bed!
Andrew would say that. He canonically isn't sure if they're in Europe or not
>>530010586Ashley is an honorary American.
>>530010624True. Ashley likes burgers and the subtle inbreeding, but is put off by niggers.
>>530010586I love you America
>>530010586Next OP image?
Realistically, how often would they have sex? How often do couples have sex in reality?
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Americans are celebrate independence day on the wrong date. This is because the United States has a policy of not recognising unilateral declarations of independence; in other words, the parent country has to consent to the independence of the new country. This means that, under American interpretation, America's own Declaration of Independence was illegal and non-binding. Therefore, under American interpretation, Independence Day should instead be celebrated on September 3 to commemorate the Treaty of Paris, whereby England officially recognised the independence of the United States.
>>530012450>Americans are celebrateShut up Europoor.
>>530012443Usually at least once a day at first. Once things cool down a bit 2-3 times a week is entirely reasonable.
>>530012450That's interesting, but you forgot a crucial detail: it's okay when we do it. Easy mistake to make I know.
>>530012450>the United States has a policy of not recognising unilateral declarations of independenceThis policy did not exist at the time of the declaration. In fact, it wouldn't come into existence until the 1940's and the establishment of the UN. By the conventions of 1776, unilateral declarations were perfectly legitimate
>>530012443Considering how long Andrew has been holding back and how indiscreetly horny Ashley is, they would probably have sex everyday for a long time.
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>>530014398How long would Boxdrew last until he rapes Ashley?
>>530014651He couldn't even if he had the will. The demon is looking for any chance to get rid of him, he has to be a good boy for the rest of his life, which is ironically a dark parody of his hated childhood. He has to keep Leyley happy at all times, or else he will be punished by an uncaring authority figure.
>>530014651He'll kill himself first.
>>530014938Something I was thinking about, in the demon realm we see that when someone dies their soul just pops right out of their body. Which begs the question of where Ashley's demonic tar soul went when Andrew kills her in the murder/suicide ending. I believe if Andrew had been alive for just a little bit longer Ashley's soul would have shown up for some tentacle rape, and that may have been the "future" seen in the trinket vision.
>>530014862I think Boxdrew would accept (or even embrace) the fact that he will die shortly after raping Ashley
>>530015547Yeah but the defining difference between Boxdy and Decaydrew is that he has completely surrendered. He no longer has the will to defy Leyley, he has thrown in the towel, it's over.
>wake up
>fantasize about being Doug
>remember I'll never have this
>weep
>get out of bed
>>530015889Are we really going to accept that Boxdy will simply grow old without ever getting mad ever again? He's not going to survive 60 more years of that shit. He's going to end it sooner or later.
>>530016003Tom Boxdy, QB for the New Coffinland Patriots
She looks as if she's blowing a kiss at me
And suddenly, the sky is a scissor
Sitting on the floor with a tambourine
Crushing up a bundle of love
>>530014862Realistically, Andrew could just straight up leave the demon realm out of his own will. He didn't become Ashley's slave or anything and the only way the demon could get rid of him is if Andrew "misbehaves" in the eyes of the demon
>>530015969Why would you want to be Doug? His life story starts with being terrorized by his dad and ends in being murdered and eaten by the kids he ignored to be raised by his bitch of a wife. You can do better.
>>530017704>Andrew could just straight up leave Ashley with ???lol
lmao even
>>530017950He wouldn't. But if he really wanted to, he could. I think that ending is the best out of every ending that isn't cliffhanger. No one gets raped, they're both alive and there's possibilities that things will get better eventually
>>530018538WHAT? No, don't you see?! This is horrible! HORRIBLE!!
>>530018538IMO any ending where they just die is better than that or SnS. Andrew is completely miserable with no way out, while Ashley works for ???, kills countless of innocents, and eventually becomes a demon herself. A clean death looks pretty good by comparison.
>>530019794I don't think she'll eventually become a demon, it seems to be something that needs outside assistance/intervention and that's why LU is seeking out Ashley. ??? just remarks that "even if she ascends she'll still serve him" because Andrew's vision in the car showed that it's a possible future for her.
>>530019794Any ending involving them dying is pretty bad since it just circles back to everything being pointless since they were supposed to die anyways and they get robbed of any possibility of improvement since they just give up or get killed
There are silver linings to SnS and the box ending. In both endings, Ashley genuinely cares about Andrew's happiness and there's a small bit of hope that something will get better eventually
>>530022186There is no possibility of improvement in box, Ashley is fully bought into the lie that they're happy together in the situation, and Andrew lacks the willpower to tell her otherwise.
In SnS at least they're both well aware of how unhappy the other is.
>>530019794>with no way out>"Hey Ashley, I'm really not happy here. Every day I'm thinking of jumping in that void or blowing my brains out. Can we leave? Or I guess we could stay but to be honest one day you'll come back to find me dead."
>>530022337>Ashley has a melty about how unappreciative Andrew is for how she's fixed everything for him and refuses to talk to him for a few days completely blowing off his issues
>>530022463Eventually she gets a vision of finding him dead and freaks out. Keep in mind that even episode 1 Andrew had suicidal thoughts, he doesn't do well when caged.
>>530022302They have the end of time for Ashley to come to the natural conclusion that Andrew doesn't like doing nothing in the demon realm or for Andrew to just outright say he wants to leave the realm
It wouldn't get nearly as bad as you think it would considering Ashley can usually see through Andrew's lies given enough time
>>530022921>They have the end of time They have a couple of months until ??? evolved into a LU tier being and doesn't need Ashley to harvest a few souls a week.
>>530025474the "estrogen saved her" ending :3
>>530025474Makes you impotent btw
>>530025401There's nothing about the demons thta implies they'd be interested in discarding their human of choice after accomplishing their short term objectives.
Thrall like Ashley is very useful to ???, even if he upgrades.
There's also his thematic role as Ashley's personal/inner demon, representing Lele.
Basically it makes them abandoning their respective Graves exceedingly unlikely as they want to work together and fuel their worst impulses/character traits.
>>530031691we still need an hour or two for the americans to properly wake up...
except for me, but that's only because i have insomnia
>>530031691Teenshley so cute...
>>530034062Ewww, what are you talking about weirdo?
>>529826898 (OP)>Incest game literally named 'Sister Fantasy'>DLC campaign story is about MC fucking hussiesWhat the fuck is wrong with Japanese people? They just had to put their harem bullshit everywhere, didn't they?
I'm really glad TCOAAL was not made in the weeb island...
Cure your sister with love https://files.catbox.moe/3h4v3s.mov
>>530035016It's the indomitable nobunagian spirit
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>>530039037>NoThere, saved you a click and fifteen minutes
>>530035016If TCOAL was made by them Andrew would still be a virgin with a sexually frustrated Julia, Ashley and two other girls orbiting him.
>>530039441You say that, yet the Japanese have yet to create a single good sibling incest hentai, while good cousin incest is plentiful
>>530039037Barely incest. A lot of your ancestors would be surprised that you're not married to your cousin.
>>530040102I don't care about japs
>>530040503Incest was for nobles and British peasants that ran out of families who weren't related to them in their own village/hamlet, and in the village/hamlet 5 miles away. No one living in a big city would marry their cousin.
>>530041532But what if my cousin is really cute and i'm in love with her, what happens then?
Would Andrew survive if he stubbed his toe
>>530041532Your ancestors consists of a much MUCH larger population and most of your ancestors didn't live in cities. Historically, people barely interacted with people outside of their family/tribe and when it came to expanding their family and being intimate (i.e marriage), they preferred the people they were already intimate and close with- who were naturally their relatives. This goes for all parts of the world at least at some point of its history.
>>530043025not a chance, dead instantly
>>530043025ANDREW STUBBED HIS TOE??
>>530043025>>530043392>>530043769Did someone say foot fetish?!?!?!
>>530043769>no counterfactual comprehension
>>530043769>sacrifices an entire family and tells ??? to heal his toe>starts kissing and sucking on his toe to ease the pain>puts bandaid on
>>530043025>>530043392Disco Elysium-ass death like sitting in Evrart's chair
>>530044093But I did have breakfast this morning..?
>>530043769No health insurance? Haha! Too bad, so sad!
>>530043325>and most of your ancestors didn't live in citiesThis is ignorance. Each European country had 3-5 major cities that contained most of their population, for example the city of Rome by itself had roughly 2.3 million people while Rome's whole population was about 5 million people. This means that roughly 50% of the population lived in one city, of course Rome also had other major cities like Neapolis, Capua...etc. I doubt villagers made up even 10% of the population.
>>530043025>Burial failed state leaked
>>530043325All this stuff you just said is literally a headcanon
>>530045498Are you genuinely retarded? Considering the agricultural technology of the time if even half the population of a country lived in a city every one would starve let alone 90%.
>>530048417Sister ARSEnal
>>530048629Sister arse-anal
Andrew is probably a hips/ass man right? He never comments on her breasts as far as I remember (other than in response to Ashley) but feels compelled to subtly touch her sistush as any brother would with their sister.
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>>530049056He does dream of her boobs in his dream.
>>530050317This one wasn't part of the dream, she imagined Ashley with Leyley's clothes there. Which made me realize, Ashley was on top of him while he was sleeping. Guess she molest him in his sleep regularly?
>>530051094No molesting. Just the simple happiness of cuddling.
>>530051365Heartless Ashley, doesn't even molest her brother...
If you're not going to molest someone, do you even like them?
>>530051365No sex, just the simple happiness of sibling bonding.
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>>530051905Indeed. Sibling bonding is wholesome. Just like when siblings help fix a stuck zipper.
>>530051094Kind of, probably, they cuddle in their sleep, but Ashley would probably be the one to be more touchy and top him.
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>>530051169Sex with Thiu as Thiu
>>530053096Is there a Lynn version?
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>>530053582Not that I know of
>>530051905Please tell me this is a crop from a larger image and that there's more.
>>530054131Does anyone else in /calg/ worship Divilethion and attend to its church? What are your experiences?
Could have Lynn killed Divelethion if he shot him with a handgun?
How would Andrew and Ashley fare in the Simpsom universe?
>>530048202Haters will say she has no ass
>>530055405https://x.com/Soltender/status/1938267881428406311?t=4UMAVxppWU2L5bs4HQs_0A&s=19
>>530058105More like baiters. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them said "Nemlei said her ass is smaller than advertised" one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x0X2GZmujY&t=575
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>>530058995She can have a turn too
https://files.catbox.moe/7dktl9.jpeg
>>530059434What's the female equivalent to "I should knock her teeth out so she can suck dick better"?
>>530058441that's literally the only canon art where she doesn't have a small ass
>>530059434What an absolute faggot
>>530059434Yjk she eats pussy like it's her only source of food
I love /calg/, i love Coffin and i love Nemlei. Thanks for so much fun guys!
>>530059608"I should pull her nails out so she can finger better"
>>530059608>What's the female equivalent to "I should knock her teeth out so she can suck dick better"?average lesbian relationship
>>530059608"I guess your father was wrong about you."
>>530058441I'm not logged into twitter. What's behind that link?
>>530060014>What's behind that link?Dolphin porn
>>530060014A pickup line that is 100% guaranteed to work on your sister
>>530060014Very cringy voice acting animation thingy. I only thought that pic was hot.
Damn, this thread took long to end. Make sure to use an American thing for Americanons.
>>530060424Here's your American thing.
I fucking love this floozy so much
>>530060583Holy shit Donal Chrump??
>>530060720Time to fuck this critter.
>>530060583>WHEN THE CULTISTS SUMMON DEMONS, THEY ARE NOT SUMMONING THEIR BEST. THEY ARE SUMMONING DEMONS WITH LOTS OF PROBLEMS.
>>530060872Tiny hussies get the jar
>>530061146They're bringing hussies, they're bringing whores, and some I assume are good people
>>530060583I'm telling you, folks, there's these siblings in Seattle, the most beautiful pair of siblings I ever saw. When I saw them, I told my driver "Wow, what an incredibly beautiful pair of siblings, if they weren't siblings they'd make the most beautiful children, but they can't because it's illegal. Such a shame." But Sleepy Joe Biden told me last Tuesday that something very, very bad had happened. I said "You're kidding? A pair of siblings in Seattle killed and ate their parents?" this is future the Democrats want to do away with, but THIS IS AMERICA, folks, home of the brave land of the free, who says that a pair of siblings can't love each other very much and kill and eat their parents? Like come on, why is this such a bad thing? Mike Penny Pincher Pence told me it was a bad thing, and that's why I sacked him, like what are you doing, Mike? The most gorgeous siblings I've laid eyes on in my life and you would agree with Hillary Criminal Clinton that they shouldn't produce offspring, what a stupid little man he is, Mike Two Pence, former Vice President of the United States and Outcest advocate, can you believe it folks? I can't believe it, those dark haired sibling from seattle ought to have sex, I'm just gonna say it ladies and gentlemen, those sibling ought to have big beautiful babies and THAT is what AMERICA and AMERICANS are all about. God Bless and good-night.
>??? is a tremendous demon, believe me, tremendous. You wouldn't believe how fantastic this demon is. It's not every day, not every day that you come across a demon like this. They're calling it the tastiest demon in all of Coffinland. Let me tell you, it lives up to its name. A delicious demon, just delicious. We're talking about the best, the very best demon right here.
>>530061686The fuck I like Trump now??
What do you think the reaction of the wardens who found one dead warden, one comatose warden, cultist's head in a fridge, ripped off like a flower, and a bunch of limbs in a different freezer?
>Fresh fries with your ToxiSoda, coming right up, no need to shout. See? Didn't even touch the human hand
>>530062061The detective left in charge of that case would have a hell of a ride
>>530062285Oh, and a random tennant lady in her bed, hacked to death with a cleaver 174 times.
Did we seriously not have a July 4 thread?
>>530062061At least once a month, I imagine like a movie scene of the wardens or sodajews entering the apartment to find chopped up and comatose bodies, two cleavered corpses, satanic shit all over the place and a window with a carpet hanging out of it and it all sounds so fucking cool man. I always imagined the Graves to be some sort of an Übermensch couple trapped in a situation for them to die, but they survive through it unlike other ordinary people in the same situation, AND they're young. It's all very cool for me and exactly my taste.
>>530063307Honestly, i think the conspiracy called a hitman on them because they were afraid the Graves would go after them, rather than them being loose ends.
I mean,it's not like they'd go to the cops after those grisly murders.
>>530058441wtf is that voice lmfao
>>530063525>I fear no man. But those kids... they scare me...There is no sprite of Shlomo Sodaberg or whoever tf runs the company so I used this guy instead
>>530064338Imagine if then, they decide to do some more investigation and discover that their parents have just vanished without a trace.
Everything, except for thier money, was still there.
The hitman they hired was found dead in the park, shot to death.
To them, it would look like the Graves have upgraded form grisly but sloppy murders to a dissapearance job in one week, and have managed to thwart a hired killer who was tailing them for an ambush.
>>530064732I need a mod where Graves are seen from everybody else's perspective RIGHT NAO. I'm a sucker for faceless villains faggotry.
I wish Julia had a cock that I could suck
>>530066637If you want a socially acceptable boring but conventionally attractive character to abuse yourself to, why not just pick Douglas
Why speak Julia-cock into existence
>>530066962>to abuse yourself toBut I don't want to abuse myself
>why not just pick DouglasI'm straight
>Why speak Julia-cock into existenceI think it'd be cute
>>530067573>>530067573>>530067573I don't know why I ever wait for others to bake. You all take too long
>>530067158>wants to suck cock>straightI get that we've reached the bump limit so the thread starts to get retarded, but please
>>530067615I refuse to bake, lest I step on someone's toes desu
>>530067654>>wants to suck cock>>straightIt's a girl's cock
>the thread starts to get retarded, but pleaseYeah, I'm just kinda bored and horny. I really need to fuck one of Nemlei's characters. Almost all of them are so hot
>>530067885>It's a girl's cockAnon, the only way in which a woman "has a cock" is through the fact that my sister has a valid claim to ownership of my penis
>>530067885>almostYou ARE gay
>>530068159I am NOT gay. The only Nemlei characters I wouldn't fuck are the old men (6 eyes, Surgeon, Douglas, Joulentain, and the old man from Divlethion)
>>530067615God in heaven, I need to hug and kiss bruised Leyley so hard.
>>530067615Devil in hel, I need to beat and bite bruised Leyley so hard
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