Somehow, Sylma Returned Edition
>Currently Discussed ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
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Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
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>Previous Thread>>529679147
>>529875196 (OP)>create character, human warrior as always>accept quest to collect tough wolf meat>first wolf 1shots me with [Jump]>run to teldrassil because there are no wolves theresoul...
The wolves... they're here...
I have made a Female Human Warlock. Sorry Hordebros...
>>529876478Don't be, you'll be on your knees serving them soon enough
no one cares what your boyfriend wants to do pug retard
get ready for
>never being able to find a healer paladin for anything
>"inv dps" by ~3000 paladins when you are looking to fill your dungeon run
>the one time you do find a holy paladin they attempt to melee weave in between healing, resulting in someone dying because they aren't healing
>never being able to get loot because a paladin will roll on it, regardless of what it is
>receiving snark and passive aggressiveness when you ask for a blessing to be refreshed
>"rez? i haven't learned it yet"
>>529876815>3000try 3 bro
>>529876815Hope you're ready for me to ruin your whole day by keeping your blessings up, healing where necessary, keeping healers/DPS safe from pats/overaggro, and handing out homecooked meals.
We should make a server called Everfresh.
It completely resets every single day, making it a fresh experience every time you log on.
I thought Sylma is back
So where's the fishing butt pics?
>>529878396I had to gather reagents and make flasks for the maybe-Naxx, priorities!
>male human warlock
>give him greasy black hair
>name is a lock pun
Yeah, I think I'm ready for the 'poch.
Female Orc Warrior on Pochie
>>529878730I prefer naming warlocks after real occultists.
I can finally rest now I will see you on the other side
Lazy braindead boomer here.
What class/spec would be good for me on Epoch?
>>529879249wait where you waiting for sylma this whole time?
>>529879568mage, all specs are 30APM or less and you have no personal responsibilities except casting ritual of refreshment
>trying to a level 6 quest
>level 16 HC Paladins clearing everything
>At 7 AM fucking GMT
making a Human might have been a mistake
>>529879896blame shenna for taking the lazy option and removing level factored xp for quests instead of just making more quests in all zones like epoch is doing
>>529879659The ties that binded me to this plane dissipate
My essence slowly fades away
Farewell
>>529880087bound*
goodbye anon
Do you think someone will be able to get this to work on Epoch before it comes out for maximum comfy?
https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/console-port
>>529876815I am going to play warrior, there will never be a paladin in my groups
Honestly, this entire zone is comfykino.
I'm off to kill some undead nobles or whatever that went insane.
I hate Fish so fucking much.
>>529881050I refuse to accept that classic is comfier than private servers.
>>529881050>someoneYou can do it if you try.
>>529883471stab she isnt coming back it is time to let go
>>529883941A project... personal project!
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https://github.com/leoaviana/ConsolePortLK
Oh look... someone already made it. Lucky me.
>>529884396Is this Elicia?
>>52988291960% of the server will be fagadins. its unavoidable
>>529883959she?!? who is it? who??
>want to log in to do AV
>she is online
anyone else unwell?
>>529884716>LFM dps and heals, whisper class>filter all the paladinseasy
>>529885147what happens when you get to 60 and want to raid, hm?
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>>529884919Felkiss...
Sylma why did you come back
why do you all just keep saying eachothers names
>>529885815try it anon it feels good
>>529885721Because I can!
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>>529886219What the fuck!!
fmc really is a /xivg/ colony huh
alot of "shes" here..how is that possible? why do women frequent these parts?
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>>529885815everyone posting here escaped from an asylum
I wish I could have the opportunity to dps in naxx from time to time...
how long does warhorn need to be gone before sylma is considered free use?
>>529887435property of jib
Me and some random guy kicking ass and taking names and we're all out of names!
>>529887240#justpaladinthings
>>529887240that's a nice dress, though
Today is the day I confess. I hope she is ready...
wtf do i click to download super wow on the git hub fucking shit website
click the "You have won the new Iphone" button
>>529889891why are zoomers so tech illiterate?
is this what happens when your first internet access comes from using ishitphones?
>>529889987Don't tell that to Tele he might click it
Why did my launcher delete itself? I only opened it once.
>>529889050Evangelion reference?
>>529890518it joined the 41%
>>529890518you were warned not to download it
twow is so fucking scuffed lmao how can anyone play this shite
hard pass until EPOCH comes out
>>529892687i don't wait to be asked i speak when i want
>>529856292>pretending to be retardedSo, guess you can name a "pure healer" class, right? Else I accept your concession.
>>529890518Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll
>>529892968You didn't say shit. Give an actual argument, homo.
>>529893743Good eye, detective
lol
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>>529893743trannyxirs... we peed our pants again...
>>529892034When epoch releases you'll be here talking about how shit it is and praising some other upcoming server.
You don't play the game.
>>529894824Your name? Asalys.
Today im going to do my first Naxx run ever, in a PuG group. Wish me luck.
>>529895683Oh god. How many buttons do you have to press? 3?
do i join fmc's naxx or pug it instead?
transturtles don't realize that releasing their update on the same day as epoch will be too late
>>529895890It seriously depends on what you want to do with your time. If you like playing the game with your friends and want to progress as a guild then you join FMC's Naxx. If you're just after loot or the experience of clearing Naxx then you join a pug.
There really is no wrong answer. It boils down to what you want out of the game.
>>529895890Why would you waste your time with a guild who already let everyone pug it?
>>529896406Where is FMC progressing?
>>529896934i'm in a guild progging naxx (call me bad) and our gm just kicks people pugging it on their main
>>529897243Does your GM make people use consumes, fullfill their role and recruits people?
>>529897482also yeah, makes people get enchants too
>>529897243That's what a guild should do. Either kick them or loot ban them if they pug raids that the guild is currently running.
>>529897687why does fmc not do that?
>sylma returned
i guess torzag didn't get his wish
>>529898089why is this nigga allowed within 100 yards of fmc raids
>>529898089What, no suicide?
>>529898175He was allowed back in when Gargoth left.
>>529898397pretty retarded desu
>>529898175Him and Gargoth squashed their beef
>>529898631How would you know?
>>529898631Even if they squashed the beef, I ain't touchin' xer hand (aight?)
I don't fuck with chumps (yeah)
For those that been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps (uh)
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
Only know how to be one way, that's the dog (woo)
>>529898175so he can tell anons not to attend raids and tear the guild apart from the inside because shitposting from the thread wasn't working
>>529897565How dare he, glad this isn't the case in FMC.
>>529898175Because we aren't sensitive faggots?
>>529899610but we could still kick retards no one likes like torzag telegethu gutulikafish
>>529898175Because the guild never learns and allows shitty anons to push away good ones
>>529899784No because then anons wouldn't quit the guild out of frustration and you'd have more than 9 people signed up for Naxx
Oh and don't bother noticing that those three retards who cause problems with the guild also don't sign up for Naxx except Fish who is signed up on an alt so he can still pug
>decide to finally get add ons
>use the turtle launcher for the first time
>ui scaling is fucked
>install ui add on
>add on is fucked
>100 things on the screen I can move around
>1000 settings I gotta navigate
>don't know what half of it means
>it's even more fucked now
Bros... I never should have tried...
>>529898089this was the guy who cried that everyone in fmc was a bully btw
best prof for ssf hardcore leveling druid oin turtle ?
herb/alch ?
leather work/skinning ?
is jewel crafting good ?
>>529900029Wasn't fish excuse that he couldn't make it on raid day?
>>529899823Who left because of torzag?
>>529900272can't make it because his pug is during our raid
>>529900383Not directly as far as I'm aware, but he was part of the reasons of the people who left because there was too much drama in the guild.
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uh-huh
>>529900489Having talked to some anons who left this is definitely true that the general retarded drama vibe kills anons' spirits and forces them to quit
>>529897805because if we kicked every person who pugged/didnt consume/didnt enchant/fucked up then FMC wouldnt be able to run UBRS
>>529900627That's a big turnip
>>529900749You're slowly reaching that point now because you have 9 signed up for Naxx and none of them are tanks because anons got fed up with the bullshit and left
shinobi story rebranded to a wow moba where every spell is a skillshot
>>529901575dota 2 arcade mode
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2848522106
>>529901649no, a non naruto moba built in wow
>guildies pugging
>can't get signups
>thread personalities shitting up /wpsg/
what is the appeal of fmc
>>529901830more like thread <filtered>
>>529901830trannies that incels can lust over
I only see people as their ingame character and nothing else
>>529901830If you are into ERP then there's no better guild.
>>529900489First time I hear about that.
>>529902005So if it's a femalr character so you refer to the guy that's playing it as she?
>>529904160Not him but Iโve noticed a lot of desperate fags like him that do that
i will play a balding male knight on epoch
my level 8 human female already looks better than my level 22 undead or my level 18 troll. there were some gooner devs even back then
>>529904962I thought WoW players didn't do that. I only saw it from faggot league of gay sissies players.
>>529905281Most donโt but some of the fags who erp call men โsheโ because I guess it kills their boners knowing theyโre gooning with a dude
If you talk about the character you use character appropriate pronouns
>Sylma? Her ass is fucking huge!
If you talk about the person behind the character you use approriate pronouns
>Sylma? Yea he disappeared for a while and then came back
It's not rocket science you inbred retards, you are the kind of low IQ nigger that spams every thread on /v/ with his schizorabble that if you play as a female then that makes you a troon
Worse than niggers who can't imagine not having breakfast, literal npcs
Why do americans constantly have meltdowns over pronouns like the faggot above?
>>529905280post your human female
>>529898175Telol has no balls to kick him even when he flat out tells people to not show up to his Naxx raid
>>529905771>words words wordsShould just stop coping and come out as gay
>>529905923bike cuck only uses up his energy on actual guildmates
>>529905898brain rot from constantly being fed propaganda and corn syrup
>>529906046He only uses his energy to bend over and take it in the ass
If some dude is playing a chick Iโm calling him a he because thatโs what he is
I don't know how WoW can be the most comfy and best MMO but then the 4cuck community can be this fucking god damn awful. Literally by far the worst people on /vg/ out of any multiplayer game. I can't escape the fucking normalfags, because YOU are equally as shit. You have no fucking personality or hobbies or souls even.
>hihi my sylma
>hehe my aoiyuki
>wowie my torzag
>hoho my felkiss
>uguu my randombitchassfaggot
SHUT
UP
Wow kind of sucks as a game. Itโs only good for the company it provides. This is why people talk about other anons, because the game is the players. If you donโt understand that just leave the thread, leave the guild, leave the discord, and go pug.
adventure > enjoy prison stalker child
>>529906369actual girls love when you refer to them as "bro" or whatever because they think you think they are a guy so the reason you are talking to them is because of their personality. if they saw you as a guy who's simping for a random bitch online they would get an ick but if you pretend you think she's a guy long enough she will eventually let you know she's a girl because women can't help themselves
>>529906632>I don't like the game but I play it because I'm an ugly out of shape soulless mentally ill NPC faggot with no bitches no money no life and ho hobbies and my life revolves around asking other men to hold their hands while walking to a dungeonKill yourself you literal subhuman.
Did you know that Asalys never shit ups the thread and only funposts?
i enjoy posting badly about myself because then people console me about it
>>529906441EARTH SHATTERING FACEMELTING THERMONUCLEAR COBALT SALTED 100-MEGATRUTH INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC DOOMSDAY GRVVVVVKE
>someone casts a buff on me
>I right-click it immediately
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>529905923Torzag isn't saying don't show up, he's saying take pugs along with you.
>some noob casts a buff on me
>He doesn't know I have warmode on
>Kill him with my horde alt
Heh. Nothing personel, kid.
what is the homo population on turtlewow? and i mean men not female high elves
>>529907980>just pug itmeans donโt go to the guild raid and join a pug instead like he does
>>529908674About 75% on horde and 10% on alliance
>>529906964I donโt care what girls like.
>>529907020So go run a solo server and play with bots
>>529909190so if i want to raceplay rape other men i should be playing a male human?
>>529909382Go run a knife through your vains.
>>529909385Raping male orcs as human male is allowed. That won't make you gay.
>>529909762thanks, i will make sure to leave them with anal prolapses and addicted to human dick
fmc anons can't wait until I get to 60 so they can hear by beatboxing during raids
started on turtle not too long ago, what the fuck is up with this shitty server? like half the mobs in this part of the barrens don't drop loot. i know it's not normal because these are humanoids that are supposed to drop coin every fucking kill
>>529910995HRT meds are expensive please understand
we cannot afford actual devs, it's all done with Grok
>>529911067shut the fuck up elftroon
>>529911125yeah it sure fucking feels that way
>>529911245wash your dirty ass trollcuck
>>529898089gee i wonder why warhorn left the guild
Sploingus... I miss you, Sploingus...
Looking for a private server with
>no gold buying
Anyone got one?
>>529912125either SPP or Ashen Order repack
>>529912125impossible to prevent
>fmc lost so many anons they canโt even do naxx this week
itโs over
>>529910995>The BarrensKek. Couldn't be me.
is hardcore on turdle any fun
>>529912252>itโs trueLmao FMC 4.0 is over before it began
>>529912567yeah if you're a fucking retard
>>529912220>>529912220>impossible to preventLiterally not, just bad all trading of gold to other players, or make it very limited how much gold you can trade and how much per day.
>>529912753Sounds like someone's a little cranky he's not getting to run naxx
>>529912914why the projection my little bitchnigga? i can run naxx any time i want
>>529912410where else would you go as horde? shitisfal? not even turdle could be bothered curing it from its severe anemia
>>529912252today is burger king freedom day and we have a mix of burgers and euros, no real surprise there.
>>529913231Tomorrow isnโt and only have nine signups so the cope donโt float
Is there a good list of Wrath client mods so I can prepare for Epoch?
>>529911568He said irl reasons
>>529912125Tiny servers tend to have favor-based economies, so there's no gold buying (or buying to begin with). Gryffinwow fit the bill a couple months ago but I dipped.
>>529913210>where else would you go as horde? You go to alliance territory and get raped by warmode dwarf chads
>>529914064>warmode>alliancenice fanfic
>>529914107I've been going to stv these last days and there are barely any horde with warmode, what happened? I gank like 1-2 no shoes and get bored because everyone else is non warmode.
>>529914440You probably play during yuropoor hours and yuropoors don't pvp. Then during burger hours, Americans don't pvp either, they just gank players 15 levels lower than them instead of leveling their dirty assed characters to 60.
>>529914440why would you do the STV humilation ritual in a pserver with custom content? come on anon
This guy just two-shot me.
>>529914440I'm not trying to pvp, I just hate the horde.
>>529915071Because I didn't feel like leveling to 60 and farming shit so I made a half asses twink at 39, STV is a good zone for that level, I'm also thinking of being the gatekeeper to the scarlet monastery.
>>529915638Did you try shielding and wanding?
>>529915859>I'm not trying to pvp, I just hate the horde.was for
>>529915003
>>529915859>he has to twink to kill hordeso this is the power of the sรถylliance
>>529915638Sri'skulk an elite rare? hard to tell with the rare dragon thing
Garrosh Hellscream - Warchief of the Horde, Hero of Northrend, Overlord of the Warsong Offensive
> 0 women
> 0 kids
> was likely in his early to mid-forties when he died ( ai slop )
>>529916148>0 kidshe had plenty of illegitimate children with night elves and humans and goblinas
>>529916098Killed a shaman twink yesterday, was disappointed to see him in orgrimmar afterwards. Seen plenty of twinks on other characters I've leveled, STV seems like a gathering place for them.
>>529916352>he had plenty of illegitimate children with night elves and humans and goblinasof those, who can claim the mantle as his successor?
Varian Wrynn - High King of the Alliance, Champion of the Crimson Ring
> 1 wife
> 1 son
> approximately 40 years old at the time of his death
>>529916148Everyone in nuwow is asexual unless they are gay.
>>529916148I'm pretty sure he got you fight his three wives as a boss in WoD
>>529916786Durotan - Chieftain of the Frostwolf clan
> 1 woman> 1 son> 1 stepdaughter (lol)> early to mid-30s at the time of his death
who else is going to be at the epoch stress test on monday??? i will be there so make sure to friend me when you see me ingame
>>529917389There's probably two of you in here with accounts.
>>529916712>disenchanted into green dust like some uncommon itemebin
>>529917389>>529917536Everyone in FMC is talking about playing on Epoch so that's like 12 people haha
>>529917389I refuse to take part in anything where my character will get wiped.
It's just an easy way to get burned out.
>>529917617>nu-wow lorenot canon
>>529917915You need a beta acount, stupid fuck. Only the second stress test will be open.
>>529917929The only reason to participate is to make sure the add-ons you want work properly.
WoW is only canon until the end of wrath. Anythinf cataclysm and onward didn't happen.
>>529918301>he doesn't have a beta account
having my shit wiped on an x1 server isn't really appealing
>>529918457And neither do most of the trannies in here
https://x.com/turtlewowteam/status/1941135242070237407
Arthas Menethil - Champion of Ner'zhul, King of Lordaeron, Paladin of the Silver Hand
> 1 gf
> childless
> became the lich lord at around 24 years old
>>529917929I'll just install some addons, hang around for a bit and done.
>>529919029>in my late 20s and i haven't even purged my first city yetit's so over for me
I'll just copy paste my redditmane addons folder the fuck? Wont even need testing they'll just work because 3.3.5.
>>529918857if only they said when
>>529919029This, make sure things are mostly set up, maybe take a peek at profession trainers to get an idea for new recipes and whatnot, but definitely not leveling shit.
>>529918279>has schizophrenia and a simpmuch better
>>529918769>he doesn't know
>>529918857>turtle wow once again trying to "scoop" another new server by rushing an update
>>529919515Busy on dis dih
>>529919609>"quick put out shit we didn't even plan as fast as possible without testing any of it go go go"
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>>529919563it's not a stupid strategy, chances are high epoch will be a queue simulator or lagfest on release day
releasing new content on the same day entices people to return to turtle while they wait for epoch and maybe stick around for longer
>>529915932Yes.
He erased me out of existence.
>>529919975it's desperate
>>529919895>still no release date>>>>>>>>>>>>rushing
So... Gargoth isn't coming back?
>wake up
>check discord
>"naxx is cancelled"
warhorn wouldn't have cancelled naxx
>>529916135retard
regular rares don't have wings
elite rares have wings
sometimes I wonder if turtle makes a lot of their zone layouts shitty on purpose under the excuse of 'well... it's 'niller plus!' So they don't have to put in much effort
>>529920237sign up for tomorrow instead
>>529920881i am and it says it'll get cancelled too
>>529920139I don't think he is
>>529920441if they put too much effort into it retards like you would probably call them retail-like
I just checked out the warlock trees for epoch and it looks like you're forced to do affli or demo for early raids assuming MC fire immunity is still a thing
Beyond ruin there are 0 talents to support shadow bolts outside of the demonic sacrifice at the end
What are they smoking?
>>529921897But rain of fire can crit now, bruh
>>529921897I don't think their devs player warlock, like ever.
I was excited for warlock and you guys are now saying it's shit...
>>529922247It's not shit, you just won't get to play destro until after MC / BWL outside of pvp
>>529922247warlock has always been mage for shitters
>>529922396But I wanted to play affliction in pvp and affliction in pve and not destro...
>>529922432>hurr durr jaina is my mommyShut up anon...
>>529922432gnome mage hands typed this post
jaina is 40
where are her kids
>>529921584Maybe on planet retard
>>529922981we just call it azeroth
>>529915638Its damage was fixed in vmangos 3 years ago but turtle never merges updates lmao.
>>529922953Barren from being a mage
>>529922247warlock is going to be fun outside of raiding which is fucking boring and repetitive with any class up to bwl.
>>529923416>witcher fagfuck off
>>529923760she fled to tauri to get plapped by worgens there
>>529923760Felkiss (currently in Heaven)
how do i disc priest on twow?
where the FUCK is all the copper
>>529920237Fuck this shit Iโm out
a nigga left the guild because naxx is canceled lmao
Great job retards you lost another anon
Now you 9 man Naxx is an 8 man Naxx lmao
>it was the guy who won the eye of ragnaros last week
lmao fucking based
exactly what this fucking guild deserves after refusing to get rid of the shitters and assholes
enjoy posting about how terrible everyone else is while you canโt raid
>>529927420guild bought the hammer for him too
>itโs the fourth of july so we canโt raid
So why post a raid in the first place? Is Telol retarded?
>>529928262Is Telol Hungarian?
22 days to go
will FMC die before turtle?
>join guild full of retards
>get legendary
>leave
based
Holy shit no one gives a fuck about your tranny guild fuck off already
More like <Empty Moon Company> with all the anons youโre bleeding
LMAO
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>>529928087>>529928202AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
>>529928382No apparently heโs American and he decided to no show to see fireworks hours before the raid instead of just not posting signups.
Uhhhh free loot?! carry me!! where's my free loot!??!?! cancel one raid because of the holidays? no free loot?!?!?!?!? bye!!!!!!!!!!
Was that dude even an anon?
>>529928559>fucks sunethil and elicia>makes them pay for his legendary>leaves both impregnated to become single mothers with zuglets
It's a shame he quit the guild because of this. It's a holiday for so many people today, we should be enjoying the moment and not be fixated on a game...
It is a nice day for fishing, so maybe I will go do that. See you tomorrow at Naxx!
>FMC gave legendary to some third worlder who plays with widescreen
ohnonoonononononnoo
>>529928712Shut up Asalys
>>529928087>>529928559>anon-only guild gives a legendary to a non-anon>the non-anon leaveskek
bur even
this is a spiritual and economic disaster
>>529928584Why the fuck would this bitchnigga post a raid when he's American and supposed to ve celebrating his independence? Is he one of those commie cucks?
>>529928202he bought most the mats himself and deposited gold in the gbank for some of the stuff he was given
>>529928712Cancelling a raid hours before because you โwant to cook steak and watch the fireworksโ is disrespectful clownshoes bullshit. You knew it was a holiday for your country before today. Itโs literally called Fourth of July so you know exactly when it happens every year because itโs in the name. Are you seriously expecting people to stick with the guild while itโs mismanaged by incompetent boobs? Why?
place your bets on who is going to leave the guild with thunderfury
my money is on aoi
>>529929168If it drops Fish will ninja it
>>529929168aoi will just do the same shit where he shows up once a month then samefags for a week
>>529928559fmc is a lolcow
>>529929361I can see this happening. Luckily it's ban-able on Turtle.
>>529929168The only one on that list who should get them is Nureinul but if Fish is going to keep SRing them and insisting heโs a โtank rogueโ when he hasnโt tanked anything except Sunethilโs dick then everyone else may as well SR them too
>>529930049you realize nureinul is telegethu?
I thought FMC would last until Epoch released.
Boy was I wrong!
>>529928202what a shitbag
>>529930049Nuregethu will ragequit when they lose the bindings to one of the puggers
>>529907020they hated him because he spoke the truth
nah raiding at noon on a friday that's 4th of july is wild work
>>529928807This would make sense if he hadnโt posted a signup already days ago. He could have just said โno raid holidayโ when posting signups and people would have been fine. Doing it two hours before the raid shows a lack of planning and leadership skills on Telolโs part.
Can we ask him for the thousands of gold back?
>>529930764Raiding at noon is some NEET shit and I donโt expect NEETs to celebrate holidays
Explorer's Contract online
Warmode flagged
Buttplug inside
Addons predownloaded
Yeah, it's Epoch time.
nobody gives a shit about 4th of july aside from americans
guild/raid lead should've planned accordingly
>>529930926Sure. Then post a screencap of him laughing at you.
>>529931220>Explorer's Contract online>Warmode flaggedbased...
>>529931220Hell yes sister.
Telol is a fucking dumbass.
>>529928559Serves you right Telol
>>529898089I felt bad for Gargoth for having to put up with this shit
>>529931220Sis you forgot the SoI challenge...
shamans keep on taking a huge dump on the troons
>>529931732A five hour notice is garbage when you should have had the foresight to not create a sign up for the raid on a holiday you planned to celebrate
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>>529931220SOVL SOVL SOVL SOVL
>>529932234>shamans are always mentally ill retards
Does the collar addon works on Epoch?
>>529932350>dungeon cleaving challengesoulless
>>529932519>grud trooned out and ACKd >zap paypigged to troon out then had a tantrum and ACKd >this literal who retard sees raid is pushed back one day and throws a tantrum because his green gear'd ass won't get carried that day and ACKs
>>529932324why are you seething over a one day delayed naxx?
>>529932850hes either that niggershaman trying to damage control his theft and melty or some neverplayer who would be spamming and crying "HOW DARE TELOL FORCE US TO RAID ON A HOLIDAY"
>>529932850Why canโt you think more than a couple hours ahead?
>>529932646Chat is this real?
>>529930902It's just a game at the end of the day and you shouldn't have taken it too seriously. Go enjoy your free day.
>>529932743there are over 1600 new quests on epoch, and also experience from pvp, you don't need to dungeon grind even with the explorer contract
>americans think people care about there holiday
loving every laugh
>>529932324You realize it wasn't an "actually I don't want to raid today sorry" thing and was instead a "we won't have the numbers to do two naxx raids this week because people are allergic to signing up do I cancel today which is a holiday or tomorrow?" right?
We had a whole 9 signups for tomorrow. It was going to be cancelled, people were going to have a day where they just have to sit on their hands. Cancelling today lets some of those people go enjoy the holiday instead.
It's just a game people come and go ;-)
>>529928559YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When Sylma wakes up she'll soothe the thread, don't worry.
>>529928807the only sensible post about this case
niggas really need to review their life choices
this is why i like you aoi
>>529932850Not him but some of us have lives outside the game and have to plan ahead of time around our schedules in order to attend raids. If the raid leader canโt see that putting a raid on Independence Day isnโt the best idea when you have American players in your guild and are American yourself, and cancels hours right before the raid, then thatโs a clear sign of mismanagement. I donโt know if I would quit over that solely, but if I factored in other things, that might be it for me.
>>529933234NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CARRY ME I NEED MY FREE LOOT YOU HAVE TO SUFFER TRYING TO DO 40 MAN CONTENT WITH ONLY 20 PEOPLE HOW ELSE WILL I REPLACE MY DUNGEON BOOTS
>>529933448It isnโt. If we should raid on a holiday and we should โenjoy the dayโ then the raid shouldnโt have been posted to begin with.
>>529933502Calm down Telol
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FUCK SUNETHIL
FUCK FISH
FUCK TELOL
I'm done with this guild man, see you on the 'Poch.
>>529933217You get less xp from quests. The challenge encourages to grind dungeons. Thatโs soulless.
>>529933635unexpected turn of events happen all the time
that is just how life is and will always be
learn to adapt and not feel overwhelmed by these things
>>529933115you weren't even signed for it
>>529934013It isnโt unexpected though because you know the Fourth of July is on July 4th every year so why schedule a raid on July 4th then cancel it hours before because โitโs the Fourth of Julyโ? Absolute lunacy
>>529933486>>529933635>>529934328The point is that we planned two naxx raids this week. We could only do one due to numbers. Why is the friday raid better than the saturday raid when friday is a holiday for some people?
Turtle is such a bad server and wtf lol you can buy perma repair bots and banks to follow you and 100slot bags just donate money fuck you fuck this server
cant wait till epoch
>>529934493The point is you planned wrong.
You should have planned to not raid on July 4 to begin with.
Instead you jerked people around and wasted peopleโs time.
Now youโve lost a shaman with Sulfuras.
Good job.
this shitty raid management made someone who we gave a legendary to leave
I'm feeling like leveling a paladin on Turtle.
Is it better to level as ret or prot? Preferably prot since the shield block animation is kino.
I know how to tank on warrior/druid but never tanked on a paladin. You're supposed to downrank Concecration right? And use engi bombs for ranged pulls? What blessing/seal should I use to keep aggro?
>>529934493Why cancel a Friday raid for a Saturday one when Friday works better? It isnโt because itโs a holiday because if that were the case you wouldnโt have scheduled a raid for that day to begin with.
>>529933996What do you mean? Explorer's Contract halves all sources of exp. The challenge just encourages you to visit more areas to do more quests.
Of course you can just grind dungeons to 60 tho, if you have 4 friends willing to spam them 1-60 its probably faster but why wouldn't you just play without the challenge at that point? Unless you really really want to 18 slot bag.
why did eye go to a random instead of a core and why are random dps sring tf? shouldn't it go to a tank?
>>529934328telol cancelling the raid is unexpected
we were going to raid but when looking at the signups
there were only 9 people on the sheet
some of them americans who were willing to come raid
instead of spending their time enjoying the holidays
so yes it was an unexpected turn of events but one you can live with and not feel upset about it
>>529934692cry about it neverplayer
>>529935005The challenge discourages you from questing because quests give less XP.
You will be better off just dungeon cleaving which is a soulless way to play the game.
>>529935009i sr tf just to compete with fish possibly cuck him and take it from him
>>529935009funny enough a core member DID win the roll for the eye but the shaman players threw a tantrum until john was forced to cave and give up to keep the retarded shaman from sperging
Sylma if you can read this I'm still waiting for the fishing butt pic you promised
>>529935340but does fmc not have tanks that could use it?
>>529935415why is fmc leadership so spineless? i constantly see stuff about them bending over in the thread
>>529934692>>529934939Okay, but why is friday better than saturday when historically weekends were our big ticket raids? Why is it better to cancel saturday instead of today?
CAN YOU FAGGOTS GO CHAT IN DISCORD THANKS
>>529935058There were 17 +8 for todayโs raid and it got cancelled.
Now thereโs 13 +5 for tomorrow with one absent.
Today was looking doable. Tomorrow? Not so much.
>>529935415Who won the roll if not that shaman?
>>529935610because anons are all psychotic retards that having mental breakdowns at the drop of a hat if they don't get their way
see:
filthy, grud, zap, noon for the most recent examples
>>529935665the shamtroon can't he quit the guild and discord so all he can do is cry in the thread
>>529935610The tank that could use it is a complete retard.
>>529935610Johntankman passed.
>>529928807any advice to stop the pain every time i think about you?
>>529935336But as I said, if you take the challenge is because you enjoy the leveling, regardless of questing or dungeon cleaving. The only reward is a 18 slot bag. I assure you very little people who take the challenge will dungeon cleave.
>>529935771johntankman had been playing DPS for the past several raids and won the open roll for it fair and square
>>529935415Johntankman won the roll but it was Zaptuah who cried about him winning it until John passed. The new shaman didnโt say anything.
What are Felkiss' thoughts on the matter?
>>529935610i'd rather give to any of the offtanks than the retard nureinulegethu or fish
asalys, felkiss, alilandra or even aoi are better tanks
>>529936187yes "the shaman players" zap is one of them, even if he swapped characters in the guild to get around the alt loot rules
>>529936096John's MS was still prot and he was still tanking whenever it was needed in raids
>>529936096He played Fury dps though not Arms
>>529936374The only shaman player then to talk about it was Zap. As I recall it was Zap and Fuu who objected. Then John passed on it.
Nobody SRโd it. It went to someone who rolled highest who had a MS that fit the item.
I think we can all agree MC has been nothing but trouble every time something good drops it results in some retarded chimpout over loot we should just bench the raid entirely
Why is the Naxx signup gone
>>529936310Asa is the one person Iโd HR the bindings to
we just have to kick fish and fuutrans and then FMC will be healed
>>529936763but what is vanilla without mc?
>>529936913Ok Elicia, can you get Asa cock out of your mouth when talking to me?
>>529936951How do you kick someone who is not in the guild?
>>529936306>โi want to make love to a bugโ
tranny drama
tf belongs to warrior/paladin tanks that aren't offspec tanks
eye belongs to whoever can use it and has guild seniority
otherwise it's a recipe for people using your guild to gear up and move on
>>529937146Only if you take Sunethilโs cock out of your ass when you talk to me, Fish
Asalys is the rightful Thunderfury owner of FMC!
>>529936763Itโll get benched when youโre unable to field enough raiders to clear it which judging by the rate of how quickly youโre pissing people off and causing them to quit will be sometime before Epoch releases at the earliest, post Epoch release at the latest
>>529937623asalys and nureinul are the only ones it should be hr'd to
and just make them decide between eachother when it drops
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>>529928807รคลรฏyรผkรฏ รคลรฏyรผkรฏ รคลรฏyรผkรฏ รคลรฏyรผkรฏ รคลรฏyรผkรฏ
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รคลรฏyรผkรฏรคลรฏyรผkรฏรคลรฏyรผkรฏรคลรฏyรผkรฏรคลรฏyรผkรฏ
>>529937673no one cares about some retarded thieving shaman in dungeon blues
>sylma returned to poach players from fmc and groom them for his new guild on epoch
diabolically based
>>529937936Thread proves you wrong
>>529938000Trips of truth
>>529938000>Warhorn finally dips>Sylma logs in after silencenot the slightest bit shocked. you'll see them both under a different alias on epoch only for it to get leaked again.
>>529938181>the schizos who don't even play the game care!!!!again no one cares
sorry some retard in dungeon blues isn't going to get a free carry through naxx
>>529898089This was such a shitty thing to say to
Gargoth. What a fucking sperg.
>>529938743Telol had a meltie over it in game
>>529938906why was it so bad to say to gargoth specifically? i don't get it
>>529937797>giving TF to telegethulol
no
dude doesn't even know how to position bosses in fights he has done a billion times
>>529938743>free carry through naxxFMC canโt carry themselves through Naxx. The only thing they can clear is the easiest wing and now that is slowly slipping out of their grasp.
why is this retard telol doing ubrs one hour before naxx? I thought he was going to have steak and watch the fireworks
>>529898089Wow... Kinda insane thing to say after what happened
if we kicked fish, sunethil, fuutrans, aoiyuki and telegethu FMC would heal
>โsorry guys gotta go canโt raid so iโm cancelling itโ
>stays in-game sperging out because his dumbass decision cost them another player
<four chins> will be better guild than FMC, without all the gay ERP and loot drama, stay tuned chvds.
>>529898089Wow.
Fuck Torzag.
>Main complaint about TWoW is that the server has been fully progressed for years
>Devs just keep adding levelling zones
>No TBC ever
grim as hell
>No TBC on Epoch either
????
>>529939764Why should I? Fairbreeze didnโt
>>529939967what, no blowjob?
>>529939580Add stab, deca, waffle, elicia, koto, torzag, john and asalys to that list.
>>529939862nobody wants to tbc though
>>529939764Just one of the many reasons people werenโt happy to see him return
>>529937146That wasn't me though...
>>529939085sadly telol seems to care about people more than the people themselves do
>retard gets loot counciled a legendary >has a sperg out and quits because a raid he can't even do is pushed back one day
ignoring all the tranny drama
why does fmc get +25 people for the mc bwl aq40
then sub 15 for naxx?
>>529940245What did I do...
>>529940480naxx requires too much effort
>>529940394>telol cares about people>cancels a raid because he doesnโt want to go last minuteseems like he only cares about himself
>loot counciledhe had the second highest roll and the highest roll passed
>>529940625>two retards not even in the guild sperg out and badger the higher roller into giving up his item
>>529940480A lot of anons donโt want to do a raid where people yell and scream at each other because they arenโt one-shotting every boss and then spend over 100g for the privilege to do so
>>529940625We should do naxx without telol surely we only need 2 tanks and no raid lead on voice
>>529940821If your loot council is two players not even in the guild I think thatโs a guild management problem which falls again on Telol since he was raid lead
Maybe he should have stepped in and not let John get bullied out of loot
>shamans are insane
>shamans are le autistic!1
>shamans are schizos
>palatroon christcuck seethe
The wolf does not perform in the circus
Sulfuron Hammer fucking sucks anyway
>>529941048hello neverplayer
you'd be spamming 24/7 crying about how evil it is that a long time member got the drop if john didn't get harassed by zap and fuu
Problem with FMC is that the leadership is always some basedboy american cucks who can't say no to people
we should ask torzag aka the slav chad to rule us with the iron fist
>>529940984We have one tank signed up for Saturday Naxx
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Idaho here, I'll be playing Male Tauren Warrior and will lead the official /wpsg/ guild <Soldiers of Fortune> on Epoch. Don't know me? Good. Mark your calendars and come get away from the known namefags for good on the 26th.
>>529941201Who says John should have gotten it?
>>529940394>sadly telol seems to care about peopleAnd look what's happened. I've played this game for years and the best guilds know not to get attached to people and know that trying to treat this game lightly isn't how guilds should be run. It's impressive the guild managed to last this long in the first place since apparently it's full of faggots trying to have fun and caring about people instead of actually trying to clear the game
>>529941413>instantly proving the point
>she comes back
>guild explodes with drama again
curious
it is not like she didn't do this before
>>529941565Youโre misunderstanding what Iโm saying so the point youโre making is invalid.
>>529941403i will raidlead (with a mic!) and tank if you call it <The Mission>
>>529941557so why aren't you playing on a solo bot server if you're autistic?
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it's that time again, love making alts
>>529941403>Idaho hereinteresting
>>529939862y would u want tbc
>>529941652>dps warrior, ret pallys, druid, and shaman roll on 2 handed mace >dps warrior wins it >NOOOO HOW DARE THIS HAPPEN
>>529941792oh some strangers here are helping, sweet
>>529941950>fury warrior who dual wields wins 2her>fury isn't even his ms>his ms is prot>tank is in his namehmm
>>529941403not joining US guilds
>>529942113maybe your right it should have went to the other ret pally, the one that isn't an alt
he actually shows up to every raid
>>529941403>get away from the known namefags for goodexcept pearl will be in your guild
>>529928790If only ERP babies were real, FMC could have two new raiders in 9 months.
>grud is a sped and anhero'd by janny because his buttbuddy got told to stop randomly muting people
>zap constantly tries to backseat raidlead, throws tantrums when his retarded skips don't work, and then quits when his kara40 geared alt loss a loot roll to someone's main
>telegethu is retarded and will start shitting himself if everyone doesn't bend over backwards for him
>guy in dungeon blues handed sulfuras on his first raid ever, then spergs out and quits because a raid was pushed back one day
maybe FMC should ban shamans at this point
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THE AMPHITHEATER OF ANGUISH IN ZUL'DRAK HAS BEEN CLEARED OF IT'S VILE RESIDENTS.
ANOTHER TAURI BVLLS VICTORY.
>>529942710It would be an army of wolves, hundreds of them
You guys are underaged or acting like you're
One raid being cancelled for a holiday should be the least of your concerns right now
Go touch grass and get some sunlight
The game will be there when you come back tomorrow Saturday to do Naxx
Take the advice of anons like
>>529933234>>529928807Saturday has always been the strongest day for FMC
AQ40 was always cleared on Saturdays with the most players showing up
And Noon if you're reading this kys
You know Iโm trying to think...
did I ever meet any true chuds from FMC?
The answer...
Is no.
>>529937146I posted that, me, Asalys, and since autofellations are not a thing i've broken the curse
>>529943250TRRVVVVVVVVVVVKE
Also
>>529906441High IQ scholars
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>>529943584it is, but if you want to cry and kill yourself on the first trash pack of naxx for 4 hours no one will stop you
>>529941403i will never let a dirty fat cow lead me.
>>529941403Sharbull is back...
>>529943881hes the sperg who quit because naxx was pushed back one day due to a holiday
literally a character in dungeon blues who got handed sulfuras because zaptuah and fuutank cried and didn't like who actually won the open roll on it (reminder zap was SRing thunderfury as a ret pally)
>>529944220A bunch of ret and one holy are sring tf.
why is an american leading a european guild?
>>529941403Can we call it <Pochie Pals>?
>>529944785>fictional countryright, totally real and significant just like Mu
Sharbull is Warhorn/Faggoth alt he made to create gay ERP drama on Turtle. Stay away from this faggot on Epoch.
>>529944785>United StatesLiterally who? Is this another name for Rwanda or something?
>>529908913It means let people fill in whatever the guild misses. The actual room temperature IQ
FMC 4.0 has fallenโฆ
FMC 5.0 will be betterโฆ
>>529941201I wasn't even in the raid when 2nd eye dropped keklmao
>>529941917obviously so I could WoTLK after
does this include manually playing on two screens? even turtle allows this for pve-only. although most of the other rules are pretty much identical. anyone able to clarify this?
>>529946856schizo nonny..
>>529945041>>529945191>yuros still coping about being third (second is China ofc)lol
>>529946856yes epoch devs are that dumb
doing kegels so i can masturbate more than 6 times a day to my favorite anon
>>529946970Who is yuros? Are you ok anon? Do you know where you are?
>>529947805don't, an overly tight pelvic floor causes erectile dysfunction
Is Telol speedrunning to 0 members?
>>529948767you're lying to me, kegels says it help with erectile dysfunction
>>529949206he's under orders from sylma to destroy the guild so sylma can swoop in and migrate everyone to epoch
>>529949321Why didn't Sylma order me to destroy the guild? I remain overlooked
Monk on retail for the first time, play ascension for the first time, or warlock on turdle?
>>529941403Ok, but if we call it <The Mission> or <Stay With Me>. Holy shit my character name would go so perfect with the <The Mission> guild name it's unreal. You don't even understand how perfect it will be.
>>529943518I'm a true chud.
>>529947805you will never be able to satisfy me with just six pumps lmao
>>529949269try to google actual research papers instead of listening to braindead youtubers
>>529928559We gave Rag away to a literalwho random in dungeon blues? FMC will never live this down.
Cant wait to track my cheevos on Pochie.
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POCHIE
>>529948751I think he's having an episode
Squirtlebros where do I level on alliance side at 32?
>>529952423I think you can do a little of Arathi, Hillsbrad, Northern STV maybe, Shimmering Flats is worth the trek because there's a lot of kill quests there where the mobs drop good vendor loot
>>529949936>just trust me broyeah no post some proof to backup your claims or fuck off
i can already feel my cock harden just from doing kegels sitting
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>>529941403Will <Soldiers of 4chan> be an anon-only guild? Will the main focus be raiding? RPing? PVPing?
My nostalgia goggles has fell off and I starting to remember why I hated him
>>529952604Until what level and what zone after?
>>529952761In men, a hypertonic pelvic floor is usually diagnosed as chronic prostatitis/chronic pelvic pain syndrome (CP/CPPS). CP/CPPS is associated with some sexual dysfunctions in men, including erectile dysfunction (ED). An estimated 35% of men with CP/CPPS also experience ED.
Although the specific cause for the ED is unknown, one hypothesis is that overly tight pelvic floor muscles may compress arteries which are necessary to bring blood to the penis during an erection. Another potential explanation is that men with tight pelvic floor muscles may also experience hypercontractility of the smooth muscle of the penis. This may lead to penile pain as well as ED. Further research is needed to better understand how the two conditions are linked.
Premature ejaculation (PE)/painful ejaculation
Ejaculatory dysfunctions like premature ejaculation (PE) and painful ejaculation are also common in men with CP/CPPS. The pelvic floor muscles play a role in the ejaculatory process. When they spasm during an orgasm, they propel the ejaculate out of the body. Men with better pelvic floor muscle control may be able to delay ejaculation by relaxing their perineal muscles. Men who have an overactive pelvic floor might not be able to relax these muscles, which could lead to PE.
Painful ejaculation is the most common sexual problem for men with a tight pelvic floor, and it occurs in an estimated 39-58% of men with CP/CPPS. The underlying cause for ejaculatory pain is unknown at the present time, although some have suggested that muscle spasms that occur during ejaculation may contribute.
Padoa, A., McLean, L., Morin, M., & Vandyken, C. (2021). โThe overactive pelvic floor (OPF) and sexual dysfunctionโ part 1: pathophysiology of opf and its impact on the sexual response. Sexual Medicine Reviews, 9(1), 64-75. DOI: https://doi.org/10.1016/j.sxmr.2020.02.002
>>529953598Well Hillsbrad and Arathi are pretty close to each other you could do as much as you can of those two and then go to STV, STV has quests from mid thirties to mid forties mostly but there's a lot of points where you'll need to go quest elsewhere.
Next after Shimmering Flats would be Tanaris but Tanaris is 42ish and above
>>529953203i can see why gargoth and belwynn liked it
>Still need to kill Sha of Fear on Tauri
It's over!
Comfy pochie adventures soon!
>>529944756no. sounds too similar to pupper pals
>>529955227either make a group or wait until reset day
>>529941048John getting bullied out of loot, lol
Like that one time!
>john bullies elaynna from getting her legendary
>later, john gets bullied into giving up his legendary
it's poetry.
remember those times when john and burok were pounding eachother raw and everything was good... i 'member...
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I'm going to try and collect all the recipes.
Warhorn was in charge of raid schedule,
I think it was our special boy Telol's first time setting it up so give him a break.
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There's two types of pochi players
I never rolled Alliance before and thinking about it for Epoch. What am I in for?
can you stupid faggots stop bickering for one day?
you are worse than college girls it is embarrassing
like to complain about women in your guild but these women behave better than any you trannies
sit down for a minute
>>529957646a better experience
Warrior, hunter, druid or priest for pochie?
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>>529957503Pochi in the streets, pochie in the sheets.
>>529958008this but I combine pochi and pochie in the bedroom
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>>529953203Did you accidentally fall in, where are your pants?!
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Pandaren women owe me homemade meals.
>>529957646lot of gay erp
>>529958887ROLL NIGHT ELF DRUID
SIT ON GOONSHIRE FENCE
>>529958758Is that... is that a woggie in the background?
>>529958758hello mr woggie my what big paws you have
>>529941403>come get away from the known namefags>immediately starts namefagging okay idaho
>zaptuah is so mind broken he follows aoi to other boards to shit talk every single one of her posts
i kneel... i never thought aoi was this based
>>529961505He is right though. He isn't known which is good. Besides, we need to know who to whisper so it's fair in this case.
>>529953419I imagine it'll be a place to chat and find groups while we level and that's all it needs to be desu
>>529941714We'll see what happens
>>529958758i can't take it seriously seeing a fucking werewolf dress up like some gay cowboy sitting in a chair
>ackshually they're worgen and not like werewol-stfu
>>529962872>Not having a gay cowboy werewolf bf Idiot
>>529962918monsters should be monsters
>>529961554i'm new in the guild and i'm surprised you guys put up with that faggot ghorth zaptuah bullshit for so long
why the fuck you guys didn't kick him earlier?
>>529958758Uhh why aren't you on MoP Classic with everyone else?
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>>529963730cant afford video games
>posts an onyxia raid after naxx is cancelled because his boyfriend wants to do it
>nobody shows up
can't make this shit up
>>529963234Kick him for what?
>>529964065who is this panda and why is it posted all the time?
>>529966007A panda named Pearl.
>>529965501read the thread
>>529965501starting drama, pugging instead of helping guild progression despite being an officer, gearing his main and then leaving for another guild, SRing legendaries on his alt, being a german, etc.
>>529966217The thread is full of nonsense
>>529965501For having less redeeming qualities than Elaynna.
i could understand everything zaptuah has done... but being german? that's a step too far
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who left their kids in gadgetzan
>>529966272zap just wants to raidlog so he can play on FFXIV with his discord kittens all week
I'll never forget Galo introducing us to the asshole...
>>529968750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
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Yep I'm thinkin' kino
>Buff someone
>They don't buff me back
The west has fallen billions must die
>>529969764i only buff dwarves or cute gnomes
>>529966272>being a germanthat's all you had to say
>>529969764I only buff night elves, other races are lesser
t. night elf
I just realized Asalys backwards is Sylma
>>529970062for me it's buffing shortstacks with my superior human sperm
do not download superwow.dll
FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE
Bronzebeard have some neat secrets
this is what its like to party up 4 with high elves in the dungeon finder queue as an orc male:
https://youtu.be/qwhSJF1jCmU?list=RDqwhSJF1jCmU
What is the current scene like for Wrath servers? Still stuck with Paymane?
Is the epoch server gonna have the new character models? Asking for a coomer
>>529972548just go watch porn
>>529972806Don't tell me what to do
>>529972472you got chromie that MIGHT go wotlk soon but it's mostly dead
lordaeon on warmane has no cash shop and harder raids
epoch is vanilla on wotlk client
other than that it's dead
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I missed Pandaland
>>529974351i wish i could play pandaria classic so bad but id want it on a private server
>>529953203is this a new pic?
I couldnt remember
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Pochita!
>>529976908Yes I took it a few hours ago haha
>>529976217I admit the scripting quality, novelty of a big bustling server, an actual English speaking playerbase sounds super tempting right now I can't give money to Blizzard in good conscience. There's a few anons on Tauri if you're interested by the server is pretty much dead haha.
>>529978510you trying to rebuild FMC and get people back together or playing the poch?
>>529979160That's not me and I am doing neither
>>529979160There's more anons on turtle currently so I think its best to focus on that for now and I'll see how the Epoch launch turns out! Come to Naxx tomorrow!
>>529979223Yes it is dummy
>>529978690Idaho is Elaynna.
>>529978510desu idk wtf im doing outside of turtle at this point, and even thats a stretch
youd have to boost me and drag me kicking and screaming to play the game lol
Squirtle ruined the game for me if you can get here for free with zero effort...
>>529982173I got married up there
>>529982438I wanna get married irl and not on a private wow server...
thanks for the fishing butt pic
but I need more
>>529978690Iโm going to save that bombshell for later
>>529982173I like secret little places like this. You used to be able to explore a little more in that area when guild bases used to have gryphons you could ride around freely. One of those guild bases was in the South Western side of burning steppes and it belonged to the black wing guard. You should explore it one day. I used to use the macrochelys gryphon all the time to get to hard to reach places in orgrimmar. Mhm mhm, yep. I think one of the updates bugged the gryphons out and they opted to just remove them all together, bummer.
>>529983567But the whole idea is for it to be hard to get there so not every joe shmoe can do it. Elwynn waterfalls used to be my secret little personal hangout spot and now it's ruined...
>>529983846i accidentally stumbled on the thunder ale guild base while trying to navigate how to get to hinterlands on the coastal side
>>529983846You can try to get to programmer island / development land. There's a few secrets there on Squirtle!
>>529984698What's thunder ale guild...
>>529984914I don't know how...
>>529985114uhhh thunder ale brewing company
dwarf guild
if you go to their guild hall they have a small farm and some dwarven party girls
I genuinely don't understand Epoch's logic behind the class changes.
Some specs and classes get cool stuff while others get nothing. Even ignoring Paladins and Druids just look at Warriorsรง: Arms gets bladestorm, while prot, which is pretty shit in TBC and worse than Fury in Vanilla gets nothing. Other classes are even worse off.
Turtle's changes might be retarded but at least all classes (besides rogues) got something
Turtle making the fly over hidden areas easily accessible is peak smooth brain game design. Those areas were meant to be fly over dressing for people to look at while on flight paths. They're not supposed to be quest areas or cut content.
Making the Dwarven airfield a quest area is peak Redditor
>>529986474>class was basically one of the few finalized finished one's of original vanilla>wanting change for sake of changeSo you want them to just slap retail abilities on them? They're probably not touching Warrior that much or at all because they're already good/complete
Paladins and Druids need a lot of shit because the class design for them was just an intern shrugging.
>>529941403Come to Naxx this weekend
>>529986474>I genuinely don't understand Epoch's logic behind the class changes.They buffed the specs they like, threw some shit at the wall for the other DPS hopping it will stick and mostly ignored healers for some reason.
>>529986503Marriage is a sacred ceremony I will not mock with a video game...
>Race: Human
>Gender - Male or Female: Male
>Class: Warrior
>Spec: Arms (DPS - Heavy Hitter)
>Name: Johnwarrior
>Clothies: Included
>Paladins: Excluded
>Meters: Topped
>Azeroth: Saved
It's just that simple
>>529987034Nigga, Epoch has TBC classes. Prot warriors are not good compared to Druids and Paladins and arms sure as shit didn't need any extra help in pvp.
>>529986474They probably didn't want to give warriors anything but settled on just adding bladestorm to appease the idiots who don't understand the class kind of sucks in TBC, especially when it comes to tanking
That, or they don't actually understand the game that well and main hybrids so that's where their effort and attention went
>>529987720>buff h*brids>give brownies bladestorm as compensation>...on a PvE serverDevilish!
>>529987921very funny yarrick
imagine being so stupid that you make a raid signup for naxx on the 4th of july
couldn't be me
>played squirtle until late
>have to get up early despite it being a Saturday
>to do shit I didn't want to
>will get a max 3 hours of sleep
>got a max of 4 hours of sleep the past few days
Unironically want to die in my sleep and get isekai'd into Darkshire...
>>529986474in the mind of a lot of people warrior is already a "finished" class in classic (vanilla to wotlk) and doesn't need anything. even the sod devs presented that stupid "make everyone op not just warriors" meme at blizzcon demonstrating their lack of understanding of vanilla classes as well as their anti warrior bias. i assume epoch devs are in the same boat especially when they all have <paladin> in their discord bios
>thunderclap still does no threat
>still target capped
>shield block still dogshit
>stamina still the lowest of all the tanks
>still better off just running heckin fury/prot
They had an opportunity here to fix warr tanks and they done fucked it up
>>529988063Whomst? I just joined the disc and the amount of faggotry im seeing in the paladin channel is staggering. Why are they like this?
>>529988407Why would they fix warrior tanks when they play paladins and druids?
>>529988169Skip it and play more Squirtle...
classes seem to not be a priority. epochs caster guy left or it was less desirable to just add new stuff for the sake of it. if the mob overhaul is an indicator they seem to be capable of designing spells and balancing pve.
I want to play prot warrior on Epoch, do you guys know of any 3.3.5 addon that will allow me to filter out whispers from the 3000 inevitable ret paladins?
>make a raid signup for july 4 even though it is a holiday for you and half your raid
>suddenly at the last minute decide to rugpull and cancel
>piss anons off who were signed up for the raid
>cause an anon with a legendary to quit
>get mad and rage while spewing a ton of cope
warhorn hasnโt even been gone for a week and shit is already tumbling down
i actually could not give less of a fuck about raiding in world of warcraft: the mysteries of azeroth
With warrior still being irredeemable shit does this mean shaman and druid are the only good tanks on epoch?
>>529990132Warrior is gonna be crazzyyyy on Epoch watch
>>529989738>9 people signed up>some of those 9 people said lets just skip it its a holiday>1 person quits and this is important because fmc spooned him a legendaryur getting pissed over nothing
WTS cat very good quality 50 msk
/w Pepitoz(Jib)
>>529989307i will manually do it, i'm looking forward to it
Join <Attitude Era> epoch bros... We need you, chuds. Troons need not apply.
>get bfd
>go to ashenvale
>go to the dungeon
>party seems nice
>go halfway through on the way to the entrance
>"ok brb need to turn in quest"
>tank decides to leave all of us standing between elite mobs to run back and turn in a quest
>8 minutes later he comes back
>pulling everything that has had respawned
>"oh run"
>we run
>we still all die
>leave
What is wrong with some people? Are you actually that fucking braindamaged? Why are some giganiggers in this game absolutely ape IQ? I would have beaten the living shit out of that fatass niggertank if he sat next to me
>>529991764>โyou canโt go back now things will respawnโAnother case where anon causes his own problem by having autism and not saying something
Even if he still left to do turnins you could all just go back to the start of the entrance with him and reclear
>>529991959I would beat the living shit out of you, too. Dumbass tranny. Imagine being this mentally challenged and/or so self-centered that you just leave 4 people standing just for you to turn in a fucking quest. Absolute niggerbehavior. And you trying to argue his case is no better.
Can't wait to reply to
>DPS Warriors
"already have a tank"
>Ret Paladins
"already have a healer"
>>529992459>when they double down like you're mistaken
>>529992459>play prot paladin>invites 2 mages and a lock>sorry we're full on dps
>>529988407>stamina still the lowest of all the tanksWut, pally has less base health and stamina, though the ardent defender change is nutty
>>529993303Not him but pretty sure sacred doody shores up that hp difference and then some vs the vitality talent warriors have. Tbc prot paladins were known to have higher hp than prot warrs
>"inv dps"
>shift click
>paladin
>"we're set for heals, thanks"
the pinksissies need to be reminded, and i shall be the one to do the reminding
>>529988407>stamina still the lowest of all the tanksthis makes sense, though. druids and paladins need more hp because they dont have the same tools to mitigate physical damage
>>529992459what will u reply to feral druids!
>>529995141bearchads are making their own groups
>>529995325UR GODDAMN RIGHT
>>529978690Future bvll /wpsg/ GM
>Bronzebeard added War 3's mercenary camp to Wetlands as a visiting spot and secret
They need to add more stuff like this instead of wasting time with CoA
>american holiday
>thread trannies still bickering and making up drama
so it was the eurocucks, indians, chinese and latinx shitting up the thread the whole time?
apologize to the americhads
>>529994967Ardent defender is better than wall/last stand against vanilla boss design, where you can get clapped at random when the boss happens to time abilities well.
>paladin in tbc
>supposedly a niche off tank/aoe god tank
>actually better than warrior at single target too
fucking lol
>>529996619Is this still the alpha, when is it intended to release?
>>530002321An anon with sulfuras quit over it
>>530002709so let me get this straight
>prot warrior thought to be the only tank in vanilla>in reality fury/prot hybrid was better>prot warrior thought to be the best tank in tbc>in reality bear druid AND prot paladin were better except on a handful of specific fights>prot warrior thought to be trash in wotlk>in reality prot warrior is trash in wotlk>prot warrior thought to be trash in cata>in reality prot warrior is trash in cata>prot warrior supposedly scales well in mop>waiting for data herehas prot warrior ever actually been good?
>>530004891It was a good leveling spec in wotlk or cata when revenge 1shot enemies. Can't remember it ever being the best endgame tank though.
>>529986474prot warr is fine in tbc though
>>530004891fury prot was a classic wow invention (see: 1.12 gear, talents, and stats vs post nerf content)
>>530002709single target what? a paladin is gonna throttle their raid when it comes to threat but sure they are better tanks when it comes to fast hitting bosses
>>530004891>has prot warrior ever actually been good?No, the prot tree is fucking rubbish. The class is just at odds with itself
>need rage to generate threat because the threat abilities are shit and you get threat by dealing damage>getting more defense and more armor = less threat generated because you get less rage from taking damage>going sword/board means hilariously bad threat gen to keep up with dps (mostly other geared warriors since they have no innate threat reduction) so you dual wield but your survivability is basically just whatever your armor/hp isBear and Paladin, even in Vanilla shit all over Warrior. The former because armor/hp to the moon and the latter because you almost always want a shield equipped. They just lose out because they are severely threat capped (again because of DPS warriors) and have no mitigation buttons for those "oh shit" moments.
All it took to make Paladin better than Warriors was a fix to redoubt which was pretty much the only thing in the prot tree that was at odds with the class (you geared to not get crit = redoubt never procs), a taunt and oh shit mitigation with ardent defender. They aren't handicapped by rage and get mana back from healing done to them.
People who say that Warriors don't need any changes in Vanilla or TBC have never played a Warrior, guaranteed.
>>530005737not an issue once they get spell power gear going. paladins in og tbc tried to gear like warriors, in tbc classic they went sp and basically replaced warriors and became the defacto main tank for raids alongside druids which are still arguably better but the gap is close
basically in tbc classic and i assume in epoch bear=paladin>>>>>>>>warrior
>>530006437>prot war finally gets big damage in wotlk>its still dwarfed by every other tankjust lol
they also ruined shield block too for no reason by making it a 45s cd that last 12s which was utterly retarded
>>530006913Even in near full tier tanking wotlk naxx was painful and it was all because of the shield block nerf. watching how effortlessly the prot paladins and blood dks were doing it made me straight up drop the game
>>530006437you can argue bears arent even threat capped with mcp autism. the only reason you see people picking fprot over them is because fprot does way more damage and is a more suitable dps swap than the druid going catform even as fprot
>>530007363they have to do more damage to keep up with fury warriors and their billion consumes/wbuffs doing 2k sustained dps in bwl. i do see a lot of raids running bear tanks this time around though (im referring to anni)
I never tried private servers. There's a new one coming up, should I go with that or try the Turtle?
>>530010585If you have to ask, you're not tough enough for Epoch.
>>530010763The Turtle it is then.
>>530002321>prot warrior discussion on anglo time>time zones are hardi kneel mutt-sama
>>530003856What if i quit without sulfuras? I bet you didn't expect that
>>530007019Paladins in wotlk classic were just hilarious. Best tank and healer by a mile, and even then the rets wouldn't stop whining that they aren't the best dps because last patch changes fucked them over.
how dead do you think twow will be once epoch drops? it legitimately feels like 50% of the player base is planning on switching over
>>530012191pretty dead for a week until the wolves filter out the turtards
>>530004891>prot warrior supposedly scales well in mopdunno about scaling but woyer wasn't the best
Paladin>Warrior>Monk>Druid
Brewmaster can pull some insane shit and survive, but you need really good player and healers on top of their game
>>530012191If Epoch dies I'm afraid it may be it for private servers all together. On which private server can I go to Jack in the Box right now, get some curly fries at 2 am, come back and insta queue into an Alterac Valley? There is none. I can only do that on Classic Era, Anniversary, Retail, or MoP.
if pochie dies... it's over...
>>530012593I remember the brewmaster in our guild being absurdly tanky and essentially immortal, but then when we were looking for a new offtank a different brew we trailed who had better gear was somehow like paper. Really does depend on the player.
Also remember bear seeming very weak and paladin being solid. Never actually got to play with a warrior or dick knight
god bless america im drunk as fuck
>epoch releases on a new moon
full moon company is kill
>>530012191A big dip for like 3-4 days, then most will come back.
If epoch turns out to be shit the rest will follow shortly after hitting 60, the time it takes to hit 60 will be the biggest factori me thinks.
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*jumps on you*
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I believe in Pochie!
>>530012191>/wpsg/ finally realizes that their little illegal hobby can't support multiple serversgood, good
>>530015032that's an omen
FMC Epochie
>>530012191Turtle Wow will take a massive hit. Telโabim will be shut down. The server will continue as the Chinese wonโt leave for Epoch. But the Chinese are already dropping off so counting on their money to keep Turtle afloat is a bad idea. The end result will be that Turtle wonโt be able to afford to pay people to develop the server. Promises wonโt be kept as new updates shrivel up into nothing. Worse they will rush shoddily put together cheap content that will further drive players away. Itโs over but youโre looking at a slow death.
>>530015204owo
what's this
torta is going to BASH epoch with her shell!
it's telling that sylma only came back when the news that epoch has leaping wolves was shared
>>530012191i dont think it will even dip. turdles are hard stuck. 1x rate and no fun server shit will have them filtered quicker than the 'difficulty'. also bots.
>pearlposting suddenly begins again
>then suddenly pearl magically returns
pearl hyped his return up and practically nobody gave a shit
>>530015657yeah. nailed it.
>>530016228more like pearl made an obvious post about playing on epoch and people started pearlposting
if hadrianus suddenly came back people would be hadrianus posting
>>530016228pearl told me that he's not wanting to join anons on epoch and he's not even really back for FMC he's just checking in
doesn't add up
>>530016835I want to lorellai post
>>530016985>believing anything pearl says
>>530017246guess we'll see
>>529988565>I just joined the discWhy would you do that? Are you gay?
>>530016985>>530017285He also said he was going to play a female tauren priest so as always heโs being two faced and saying two different things depending on what he thinks you want to hear
>open turtle wow
>make troll warrior
>scour options to find how to instantly display text, cant find it
am i retardd? also whats the appeal to leveling/questing in this game? I never understood it. It's boring and slow as fuck. Is there anything to do in this game until max level besides boring quests and raids nobody wants to do?
>>529928559Nice sulfururas gifted by the turdle GM's faggot
