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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

1st for my wife _

What a spineless Jeet, just admit to it. I seriously think this guy is cheating now. Nobody is shoving juice into their ass and thinking it's ''Supplements''

put em up

>>529885072
>roiding for this body
kwab

>Oh I am a helpless victim of Gym Culture Boohoo
>I just wanted to not look like a fat Jeet fast Waaah
>These needles I put in my ass were just ''Supplements''
Man the fuck up, lost the little respect I had for this dude. He is a slimy scammer like the rest of his race.

There's no way he accidentally took fucking roids, his story is bullshit but it's funny seeing people believe the same story every roid user uses when they get caught

god i miss playing s1 tekken 8
no it wasn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination. it desperately needed changes. but i never got so mad that I quit the game entirely, just knew some shit was overtuned and needed to be dealt with. then they completely ass fucked the game and doubled down on it over and over again and i refused to touch it ever since the s2 patch reveal notes.

im sad, i miss playing tekken. i was just getting good at tekken and they completely ruined it.

No bro you just walk into any gym in Pakistan and they'll just hand you a full cycle of Juice, It's a real problem. That's why there is so many jacked Jeets

Honest question, why does the Jeet taking roids even matter for fighting games? I don't even like Arslan but wtf?

>>529886353
I think this just makes his character look like shit, especially this bullshit PR statement.

I wouldn't put it past him to cheat

>>529886328
Do you have anything to back that up, Ranjesh Ali?

>>529886474
How would he cheat in Tekken, though?

>>529884867 (OP)
achievable without supplements?

>>529886559
My third cousin (Who is also my arranged bride) told me.

>>529886575
Adderall abuse, scripts I dunno I just don't think he should be trusted anymore

>>529886632
I think a lot of the top tier pros abuse Adderall. Not even only tekken players. Until they test everyone for it, though, it's free game.

You guys are actual pussies
>make a thread on time
>nooooo let's just spam the catalog, how dare he follow the rules and succeed
Why are you acting like a bunch of females? Either it's early or you spam. Like do you niggas have testosterone? Do you have a dick and balls? Or did you cut it off?

>engage with me!
Lmao get a hobby or something

Newsflash retard:

NOBODY LIKES YOU

Indirectly engaging is still engaging
>NOBODY LIKES YOU
Wrong, nigga. You WISH that was the case
It's just that you and your buddies throw fits and create and post in different threads, cuz you can't stand losing
Up your T levels. Get a clue

Not reading.

Enjoy the vacation Blud, get a hobby.

I think instead of banning peds they should ban esports

>>529886353
It doesn't. The IESF applies the same anti-doping regulations the WADA uses for actual athletes. It's part of the effort to legitimize hopeless kids playing video games for money as equivalent to competitive athletes. The tests wouldn't even pick up drugs like adderall, they're entirely useless for e-sports.

>>529886756
Well till they start dropping dead from heart attacks we won't be able to tell.

You said that last time, only it didn't work then, and it won't work now, cuz I'm not violating any rules
I was only BLAWKED from posting temporarily, not BANNED

>>529887178
LTJEET MELTY

Sar I was tricked sar!
I was given supplements and injected it but it turned out to be a steroid sar I did not know it sar!

if arslan said he injected his ass with random needles and didn't think or know it was steroids then god damnit i believe him

why did they turn heihachi into a stance character

>Character made by baka gaijin

harada made leroy

Nah Fuckerman and Leroy are Murray's OCs
Harada made Azucena and Victor

there are only 4 characters who aren't stance monkeys in d8 and they are still retarded just in different ways

Clive.

Murray won
LTG lost

are we, the tekken players, winning yet?

How about another joke, Murray

GARUDA force

Another day, another shitty install for every Tekken 8 character

punish into stance into canned 50/50

capcom won

>>529891673
dat me

>>529891986
What's the mix? Oh, didn't block the low! Damn, that is some good ass tekken!

The only reason Tekken 8 got made is because Tekken 7 kept attracting newcomers for years, and they stuck around. Is Tekken 8 doing that?

>>529886793
Use a better thread pic next time

I bathe in futa semen

Reina lost to Juri
Azu lost to Mai
Nina lost to Cammy
Fahk lost to Sagat
Summer collection lost to outfit 4
It’s over

now that the dust has settled
why did tekken die?

>a 3D fighter is created that mogs every other attempt at the genre by a wide margin
>it turns out to be deep enough for competitive play via unintended mechanics
>the developers are retarded, spiteful, don't understand their own game and only make bad decisions
>there are no alternatives and no one is willing or able to replicate it

we are subjects of a cosmic practical joke

is it healthy to breathe in a dusty room?

Healthier than playing Tekken 8

https://youtu.be/DV4uwQkaU1E?si=97B-7Mcyk7wUDjAr

>>529895071
i want to play this, and without heat

>>529895541
The game would be so much better
Crazy I used to hate screw, but heat mindbroke me

>>529885072
Knee won in the end.

>>529896692
He doesnt have 11f

https://x.com/TEKKEN_Project/status/1941051146480898406

Don't mind me just playing some range 5 footsies

what's the Tekken equivalent?

We should juice Knee to the gills and let him snap Arlsan in half.

>>529896878
didn't they have to nerf standing 3 to be unsafe in tekken 7? the range on it looks even crazier lmao

knee can probably hop on test legally if he's 40

>>529893265
consensual creampie sex with nina with lots of passionate kissing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mDUPjhWSBs
it's up

>as of YET
why? do we still have faith in bamco?

the fact that their biggest game this year is Digimon is hilarious

their biggest game every year should be the Tekken WEG

I exposed myself

Capcom Won

NA is so fucking trash their best player is nigger killer or King Nigger Jnr.

How did it get this bad?

>>529896878
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE MURRAY

>>529896878
13f btw

>>529902317
and leads into a 7 way mixup

Sega Won

Arslan will rip his anus off with roid rage at EVO when he gets 6-0 by Ulsan

>>529899173
Does he know there are other options besides backdash?

>>529902317
too old
45m if that matters

How do you "unknowingly" inject an anabolic steroid lmao

it can happen when you're drugged all the time

>>529902598
he didn't know these had an effect on gaming performance, he knew they helped with the body

>>529902598
Exactly, it's a mistery.

>Dude, Fahkumram looks slow!
How nigga
How
He has moves like everyone else. He has 10 11 and 13 frame moves like everyone else. Why did IGN release a video saying he’s slow because his df1 is 15 frames when he has a 13 frame 3 that puts you in a 3 way mixup?
I’m so sick of this dumbass playerbase. I actually can’t take it.

>>529896878
>>529902317
that shit probably block punishes bryan 3+4 lmaoooo

>>529896878
I didn’t even see this before posting just now
Big lmao

fahk looks so small in game that he looks like a miniature figurine, having him shrinked also appears to be ruining his body textures, making him look last gen somewhat

>>529903458
Imagine being Murray. Now that we know that all those disgusting DLC T7 characters were actually T8 content being pushed early, it makes it more gross.
It all would’ve been much worse if we didn’t beta test these characters last game

>>529903269
>Why did IGN
don't you think you have your answer?

>>529900281
Excuse me Anon Lili already has her designated slut outfit

>>529904346
I just think it’s wild they let some Genbu lie about their new product. Just straight up making up weaknesses that have ever been a thing in this franchise history.
Our biggest sloppiest looking character was played as a defensive poke robot for years. Everyone is “fast”. It’s not a big deal I’m just autistic and hate Tekken players

>>529902598
He's obviously lying but it could have been just oral tablets.

>>529904364
tits too small

lili is...

>>529897903
idk what move that is but it's not standing 3. it's slower and it does more damage

Purchase Street Fighter 6
This game is dead. Seriously.

It's just tiring man
Now I know how Jin feels during Miguel's T7 ending

Bruce fan that isn’t a retarded boomer nigger Challenge

Mainman is still on DBD….

>you are eating shit
>please buy diarrhea instead
great pitch dixbro

No one even mentioned Bruce, Murray...

>>529902527
He's unironically red rank. He doesn't know what movement is

SF6 >>>>> T8 >>>>> getting aids irl >>>>> GGST

So spag's new schtick is virtue signaling that he won't be at a tekken event every time now huh?Not cringy at all

Peakken 8 > Kino 7 > Street Shitter 6

How do I play ling

it’s funny because only actual street shitters shill tekken 8

>>529905531
do a move that goes into backturned and then caliroll

i think lili shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes

I support ltg threads, GTAB!

I am in awe at this game’s dev cycle
I remember joking that T8 might be worse than T7 somehow but I did not think it would be in every single category other than graphics

>>529902527
your options include: mash

good morning saars pls play sf6 i use modron controls so game play itself

>>529905647
Why don't you do something about it?

Okay xiaoyu mains why do you guys not put button inputs in your combo videos???? How the fuck am I supposed to know how to do AOP Jackie Chan jumping spin kicks or hypnotist beyblade flying spaghetti legs to extend combos???

>>529905841
Why are you watching a combo video without knowing your move list?
Are you retarded?

>>529905763
murray is gay, he won't listen to me

>>529905401
this game doesn’t have movement

play the game that's how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZdWNaMn0s
reminder

ling a ding ding ding beating dick to the tiny chink

>>529906057
everyone knows this party masher is Murray’s brain child

>>529905676
>graphics
Its still arguably worse in art direction, every character looks like a plastic blow up doll. Only the lobotomised gooners in this general like it.

>>529905903
online is 90% launches into big combos the fuck do i need to know obscure low poke number 6 for in tekken 8???

the devs actively hate good players and any skill expression because that gets in the way of casuals having fun mashing and buying cosmetics

>>529905676
>graphics
every female has a copy pasted bloated circle moe face
this series peaked with 5 at EVERYTHING except netcode. it’s fucking ridiculous how dogshit this game is

>>529902527
He goes over all of those options.

>>529906057
ironically but the side step itself is probably better now compared to tag2. It's just the way hitboxes, realignment and frames works in this game that's the issue.

>>529906520
it’s not better retard and they even buffed tracking, hit properties and frames of moves to make them less steppable. As soon as someone gets in it’s like they have a magnet to your character and you’re glued to the screen
whiffs happen 90% of the time when people stagger their offense

>>529906757
That's exactly what he said, learn to read.

sup niggas how we doing

Blossom > Buttercup > Bubbles

>he likes the goody-two-shoes team leader
basic bitch

>>529907853
Goody-two shoes don't steal golf clubs.

>>529905940
even at it's worst, it has plenty of forward MOVEMENT.

SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK
SO WHAT WE SMOKE WEED

@murray

>>529906757
0 Surprise that T8 hater is unable to read. Absolute retard.

@murray

He's him

>>529908192
you need to search without numbers. Sf will still have more though

pornography destroys the soul.
stop.

its ok I am ginger

>>529909125
humans do not have this appearance

humanity is overrated

some of you are still playing this dogshit game

>>529909125
Man i hate being alive in the modern world
The profile and the picture look like completely different people

I want to stop looking at porn so I tried going cold turkey and caved after a day I have no control over my body or soul

>>529908853
Correct, get Reina pregnant instead of wasting your seed on toilet paper

whenever i play this shit i realize im not having fun and go do something else within 10 minutes

>>529909705
Ugly artstyle.

>>529909125
who?

I had abstained for 4 days then a girl made eye contact with me for a few seconds and that was all I needed to bust a fat one later that day

>>529910093
that's my mom

https://www.twitch.tv/superakouma
dojo with some international players

200 viewer andy

uma musume crossover can save this game, murray

>>529909125
having giant tits but a weird face must be such an abstract kind of feel

>boke_seduction_attempt.png

street fighter gets aespa
tekken could never

>>529911476
Our children would never go hungry...

titty skin doesn't look like that

>coo

There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
And you became the light on the dark side of me

dead genre
dead game
dead general

don't hurt me again

nina should have veiny squeezable tits

aye bruh when tf the mf tourney start

>>529915768
Anna*

cmd just opened and closed out of nowhere

>>529919858
this but every door of opportunity in my life

>>529919858
damn good luck nigga

aye bruh aint make me axe again when
do
the mf
tourney start?

how much of a loser do you have to be to watch other people play videogames smdh

ill find u bruh u think u so got dam tuff wackin ur meat behind the screen wen I see use its on site bruh

this tournament looks like some gay orgy porno

>urgghhh durghhh how do you know????

>>529922000
you just know
also check'd

>>529922269
how do you know doe

How do I know?

>>529922269
you oughta know sweetie

josiebros our girl will be back for season 3 surely

>>529919446
>>529920050
Women unironically view all other women, including fictional ones as competition, so of course you aren't going to see them play characters that bombard you with femininity like Anna.

>>529923254
Josie and Chloe have been replaced by mashing them into the creature they call Azucena

lol Arslan cope DYEL body

>>529922000

>>529923469
Explain the waifu phenomena.

i love my wife lili so much

>>529924398
Guys like seeing attractive women, and may form emotional bonds to them. What's there to explain?

>>529923469
Then why do they play Lili?

>>529926180
cause lili is ugly.

I thought girls (female) play Xiaoyu instead of sluts like Anna

>>529926180
They don't

please play megaman zero 1-4.

>>529924430
what if lili cheated on you with a guy named jamal

>>529926281
you take that back you shithead

Who is jamal

Why bloody roar associated with indians

>>529927072
it is?

>>529926740
she's big asian cock only

>>529927418
So Asuka's cock.

Fahkuram looks like he's a misogynist, he has that physiognomy

>>529927418
So Ganryu's cock. Too bad he's not interested

i'm addicted to siege bros...

tekken needs a siege mode.

I played all the Elden ring dlc but didn't bother fighting the final boss

>>529928635
i need a fucking wife...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfmowbNlK0

>>529928348
noob.

Lili's tushy...

activate windows nigga

Fuck rich people

>>529928961
please remake this with lili and jin, i can only jerk off to lovey dovey vanilla sex

she looks really manfaced here

>>529928961
>180 cm
>wears 10 cm heels
why do women do this

LICK EM TORGAL

GET IN 'ERE TORGAL

>>529929625
meaning she's actually 170cm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg

here's someone from Monaco Torgal

OUR COCKS CUM AS ONE

>>529929960
Kazuya still has half a head on her even if she has the boots on and he's supposedly 181.
Lili is a fucking midget

>>529929996
Someone tell Jin (and Jun) that a bowl of peas can't be called lunch. I'm sure even Kazuya can prepare something better than this.

world peace would've been achieved by now had ff16 not come out.

we need all three back

Ok guys hear me out: Violeta

Ok guys hear me out: Tekken without meter and comeback mechanics

Ok guys hear me out: Draguette

>>529923778
t8 is a monkey masher "aggressive" game so yes steroids should make you better at t8

black haired girl = harada
brown haired girl = murray
girl out of frame = nakatsu
nerd = tekken 8 playerbase

I guarantee you that Torgal has the biggest cock in the roster

fat luke is currently controlling tekken.

>>529930983

Lili, Lidia and Nina know that

>>529909705
is she shitting here

people are now writing graffiti on walls where they censor the word death with an asterisk like they're on fucking tiktok
technology has made people so retarded

jincels...we can't win against larsCHADs...

Ok guys hear me out: Jun

>>529932030
Jun junior

my life has lost all meaning

blud lives in a shithole where there's graffiti :skull:

Titty fuck mai
Cumming all over mai's titties

>I love my wife An-...wait what

>>529933141
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>529933309
with Leo!

>>529933374
Only actual women are worthy of being fucked, Leo is there to clean you up after sex.

>>529934198
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>529934156
Leo is better than all of the women in the world
>>529934324
with Leo!

>Leo is better than all of the women in the world
no shit, Leo is male, obviously can do anything better than any mere woman

>>529934569
w*men lovers will deny this

I need to fuck a tranny

>shorter than lili
>male

just like you, nigga

>>529934569
>can do anything better
How about getting pregnant and giving birth to a child?

as long as my penis is the thing doing the penetrating i don't care what the gender is

quality thread as usual.

thanks!

>as long as my penis is the thing doing the penetrating i don't care what the gender is

>>529935354
At least it's about Tekken

>>529935657
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>529935657
it's worth being here just for this cutie alone

>>529935657
SEX WITH LEO

such as?

>>529929691
hes right you know

>>529935657
that mouth is made to drink my warm load every morning...

Please stop lusting over the German twink Hitler would not approve

what is the code name for the dlc this time, we can decode it before release, clive the hamster

>>529935039
give it another few years (it already works on mices)

DLC 4 I exposed myself

sadly hitler is dead and he can't stop me

>>529937060
Final Fantasy 7 Remake has done irreversible damage on male heterosexuality

>>529938146
BOTW too

Fahkuram is about turn Tekken 8 on its head!!!

collaboration items are on the way

>>529938221
Leo even looks more feminine the Cloud. Won't be long before they give him some makeup, pigtails and a skirt kek.

>my mind everytime I pick Jin

Fahk is a fake character on July 7 he will die from multiple heart attacks

>>529938970
Those items?
Outfits for the nintendo miis

ALL MY NIGGAS MISHIMAS
HEIL JIN
NIGGA HEIL JIN
NIGGA HEIL JIN
ALL MY NIGGAS MISHIMAS HEIL JIN

i have not played tekken in 4 months, is this a good time to come back?

no stay away

>>529899173
>NovaSeiken
This guy is the biggest downplayer in the world.

He has good points about T8 but you can't actually take him seriously because he honestly thinks T8 Jin is the only character in the game with counterplay.

So im talking BALLS DEEP because i WILL make Anna a mommy

sex
sex with lili
handholding+kisses+nakadashi

sex (rape) with asuka

BRUH
YOURE FUCKING TRAAAAAASH
YOURE GARBAGE MAAAAN
COME ON
HOW CAN YOU JUST SPAM LIKE THAT MAAAAAAAN
HE LITERALLY JUST SPAMMED THE SAME MOVE THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND I CANNOT PUNISH IT

BRUH LIKE
BRUH I CANT PUNISH THIS MOOOOVE BRUH WHAT IS THAT???? *cries*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT IS THAT?????? *sobs* *sreenshot taken* *replay saved to favorites*
WHAAAAT
WHAT THE FUCK
YOURE TRAAAAAAASH

BRO IM TRYING EVERY BUTTON TO PUNISH HIS MOVE BRO AND I CAN'T- BRO BROOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I CANT PUNISH IT I CANT PUNISH THIS THING BRO
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
MAAAAAAAAN
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE BRO
ITS SO TRASH
OH MY GOD BRO

IM MASHING EVERY FUCKING BUTTON TO COUNTER BRO IM MASHING EVERY COMBO TO COUNTER BRO
IM MASHING EVERY BUTTON TO COUNTER BRO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BUTTON TO COUNTER AND THIS GUY IS JUST SPAMMING THE SAME FUCKING MOVE
IM TRYING DIFFERENT SHIT TO COUNTER AND PUNISH HIM BUT ITS NOTHING'S WORKING BRO
LIKE IM ABOUT TO DELETE THIS FUCKING SHITTY GAME BRO
THIS GAME'S TRASH BRO
THESE PLAYERS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE THEY SPAM THE SAME FUCKING COMBO BECAUSE THEY SUCK AT THE GAME BR

now it's time for kamesuke

you can't prove him wrong

im eating uncooked pasta how did it get to this point kill me

>>529940943
I can hear the quivering in his voice while reading this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxhyxTsvXE
it's here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ILrhJ0T7Y&ab_channel=BoogardMG

its up

>CUM ON LET ME PLAY THA FACKINGK GAAAME OH MY GOOOD
>WHY DOES EVERYONE PLAY THESE TOXIC CHARAKTERS
>Its just people parroting twetter opinions the tekken community is just toxic sure its more aggressive but people just romanticize past games
>Ranked today? Ehh I dont know Im just going to do player matches with preapproved fujins for today and then DBD later ranked is just too swetty right now

"only people from my hometown would talk to a banana like its a phone" - Katsuhiro Harada

>>529940567
>He has good points about T8
This particular video is just him complaining about one specific situation against Steve and threw in a Jin downplay by saying he needs d2 to ch launch

>nerf b1 in tekken 7 so it forces a backroll and doesn't guarantee anything on hit
>un-nerf it for new dlc fahkumram in tekken 8
is this the work of malaysians

>>529940943
>>529941769
>IT'S LIKE I GIFT PEOPLE WINS DUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SUCKS

What are the odds they made fuckurmom completely busted to basically force sales as a p2w character?

horrible thread
post lili

whaaa no way dude they're using the same tactic they've been using since tekken 7

any techniques to bury your head in the sand for relaxation tortoises

okay

the fuck did you call us

god im so glad im not poor (im very poor)

it's not microscopic it's inverted

Tekken characters with this feel?

you're all fucking tortoises to me

>>529942909
Lili's tushy again

>>529943113
based

Fahkumram is so cool guys, all his tattoos and "see you in hell" and thunder attacks! I'm so happy they replaced Bruce because Bruce is so boring

Bruce is boring, that's true

>>529944237
jap pepo dont season they chairs

now if only murray could get rid of that other thug on the roster

Bruce is also a thug

Nina is about to turn 30...who will be her husband?

>>529941684
>17er that never played the game gives his verdict 10+ years after the fact
lul

>>529942452
it's the work of mishimastar

Uma musume collab when

Right after the Williams sisters + my dick collab

>>529945767
he's just like me

Capcom going after people who shit talk sf6
https://x.com/capcom_official/status/1941038979471888639?t=50fvnO42o1fsBtvCWayB8A&s=19

>>529947078
I bet it's actually for all the people shittalking wilds

>>529945069
That rotten whore is like 50 already, retard

murray should sue anyone who said anything bad about season 2

>>529947245
pretty sure its about some jappa who's computer broke playing monster shitter wilds

>>529947683
nigga that's mario kart

let's discuss the new character
no shitposting, actual speculation, can we do it chat?

>>529947989
Blow it out your ass.

>>529947631

the all new character "Stella" from Virtua Fighter? Yeah we can discuss that

>>529947989
I mean what is there to discuss? Did they even give any info on him/her?
>>529948204
Nice discount Nina

>>529948197
Would you fuck frozen Nina

>>529948402
Nina doesn't even have 2% of the muscles that Stella has.
Stella is a fighter
Nina is a sales pitch

every ninafag is a cuck because steve exists

>>529948402
>Did they even give any info on him/her?
Absolutely 0
So we can come up with anything
Personally I'm wondering about who the main ideas guy is. Clive was Nakatsu, Fahk is Murray, perhaps Harada is leading the charge here

>>529948672
Id have to ask before she's frozen i don't want to be shitting out my spine when she comes out of that thing
>>529948679
She did in TTT2, not her fault Namco is incompetent

>>529948801
But who is the father? A random faceless old bald ugly hentai bastard?

>>529947078
I fucking hate capcom, I have no idea why people buy their terrible games and defend them like a family member
Corporate cultists are sick in the head

>>529949285
You seem upset Tekkuck
Is it because SF is doing better than Tekken?

blud is actually glazing a character that only has one concept render saying she better than a 20 year old legacy design oh my days clip that

tranny company
tranny games
tranny fans

Who's the Thomas Partey of Tekken?

>>529949005
Damn they really turned her into a woman again
Holy muscle fridge

I wanna fuck suzie capcom

we need a trans representative
i vote for natalie mars

>>529948840
>So we can come up with anything
Ok how about...
White woman
Green eyes
Ginger
Giant tits(at least 34G)
Giant ass
Fighting style is Lethwei
Favourite hobby? Men
Rivalry with Anna over who's the best woman and stealing men from one another
High risk high reward playstyle

Nina is a poorly designed character. She's all fake pressure and string gimmicks, when she's good she's carried by a couple of broken moves. Most of her movelist is legacy knowledge checks. Anna at least has a clear archetype.

>>529950102
i too would like to have myself in tekken

I'm sick every day

MOMMY... LILI!?

If her pressure is fake why do pros just let Arslan run a rain through then

GARUDA force

I think it's based Fahk learned from Clive

>>529950505
Nursing handjob magic

where are her shoes

>>529947078
>check /v/ catalog
>bunch of dead threads showcasing capcom games in a positive light
>after a thread discussing this appeared
I sure hope the capcom shills here are getting paid for it

>>529950573
piss5 delay means they can't fight back properly

>>529950343
We (probably) will get Ganryu in the future so the "fat bastard" character is already taken

>>529950929
oooo the capcom reptilians are stealing your brainwaves you better use your tinfoil hat to stop them oooo

>>529950917
Dead

what sort of insane person walks around new york barefoot

>>529950505
>>529950740
You should feel ashamed for trying to replace mommy Jun with some arrogant, snobby, elitist nepo brat that isn't even out of her teens yet.

nigga jun is kazuya's and ogre's cum socket shut the fuck up lmoa

and lili is leroy's

ganryu's*
don't be a rajeesh

I have my own Lili now. Later nerds!

Imagine how cool Stefania would be though
"Are you going to give up that spunk or am i going to have to beat it out of you? "

*my money from bamco is fading sorry

>imagine how cool a transgender would be
Please go away and don't come back

>>529952551
Pretty close

>>529952551
I will install HS one day too

>>529950740
>>529951279
i dress like this and tuck

>>529952946
Nobody here is thinking about trannies but you
>>529952551
Lips need to be a bit more puffy and chin smaller but otherwise dead on

>>529953484
>bought up a transgender first
>nobody is thinking about trannies but you
Please go away and don't come back

>>529953619
>Character has giant natural tits
>Tranny!
Retard

>>529953997
>a man becomes a woman
>it's not a tranny tho!!!!
Please go away and don't come back

>>529954081
Just retcon the whole lore(how little there is of it) and make Tekken the fighting game with an all female roster, not like anyone will care.

>>529954696
Too many MEN appreciators, and TEKKEN is the series for men
I believe DOA is better suited for individuals like yourself

>>529954863
True...

>>529954863
Tekken is for women because most characters are male, meaning most of the eyecandy is aimed at women.

I'm a man and I LOVE looking at other men

YWNBAM

what's a game for shemale enthusiasts?

>>529955759
Street fighter 6

good job and thanks

haha i love AI so much bros

Anna erotic

Fahkumram has a hoaming, unbreakable, 40 damage floorbreak throw from his guessing game stance

ssr duck beats every option btw

Have we gotten to the point where we're fighting shadows and trying to peg how broken/not broken a dlc character will be by autistically pouring over their pre-release footage? Tekken talks are a big fat fuckin mistake, fuck all that, just go back to Tekken 7 style 1 teaser 1 gameplay trailer and then release the damn character. Or better yet show fuckin nothing, I hate the internet and Bandai Namco because I know they're just showing this busted shit so people will argue online boosting their impressions.

i ssr ducked that post

Fahk is slow, linear, his lows are risky and his good stuff requires install. Frankly he desperately needs buffs.

I exposed

there won't be a single fahk in evo top 8 mark my words

Ironically, side stepping is a defensive option that will almost always get you blown up

Wrong I'm gonna reach top 8 in Evo with fahk

myself

you need at least 8 players left in this shithole of a game to be part of top 8 lol lmao and lmfao

We have enough players for a top 8 unlike some others...

3 days

>>529961419
Will they deliver?

im taking a mucus shit rn

>>529961823
why do they all look inbred

whites are a very inbred people

>>529949005
Gawd damn old Nina is more muscular and broader built than fucking Lidia thats why her sister will eternally mog her, Anna wins

nigggernoogis is it worth switshing to linux because of illuminati conspiracy theories and pietr thiel?

take your meds

>>529950573
There's no backdash in d8 so her historic weakness of stubby poke range isn't a factor.

>>529952178
turns out dedicating your life to a video game is probably not a good idea

king jack will make it

imagine blue archive collab

>>529962930
I mean he can still keep streaming and earn money from doing...nothing basically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEQJxPfjEbo&ab_channel=KingJae

its up

>money
>like 400$/mons

when is bruv making a sequel to bing bong. we need that

tarantulabruv

>>529963315
he probably makes like $5 a month streaming.

Anavar Ash

i donate 5k/month to keep bruv streaming

Which Tekken girl is a pillow princess

i just ragequit
this game is fundamentally shit and it cannot be fixed until they gut it and make tekken 9. And i don't have any faith that'll be good either.

lmao 17er had another melty because he can't get out of mighty ruler

>>529962204
I like her this way more since the Williams sisters are supposed to be ying-yang.
Anna should be a real woman's woman
Nina should be all about herself and professional, possibly even disregarding sex entirely

>>529964879
1v1 me kiddo

LMAO BLUD POSTED A S2 KEKKEN KING ASUKA

>>529965052
Your character is too strong and distracting..

im a dumb fucking retard kill me

I know...

>>529965558
She's so cute i want to pinch her cheeks until they're bright red

>pigeon.png

im so hyperbored that im watching dewglider

cursed to live in such dystopian times

im a dumb fucking retard AND im poor

AND im ugly

dewglider is a fake homosexual like Fergus

Im all that plus I have numerous diseases and micropenis

oh god oh fuck I just remembered how old I am fuuuck

all the actually good reina cosplays out there and you decide to post this one

post shemales

>>529966276
are you 31?

>oh god oh fuck I just remembered how old I am fuuuck

>>529966276
>t. Nina

i deserve the sweet release of death more than any of you. jin main ofc not sure if it matters.

jacob kaas raven masher vs dewglider on

>>529966401
Good enough for Harada

my girlfriend eskay is the queen of reina cosplay

>>529966276
fuck you anon i had briefly, mercifully forgotten how old i am until i read this

ive reached the type of old where ages 5 years younger still sound old to me

the older I get, the more I like men and their hairy chests

who was that guy that died the other day? or was it yesterday? I forgot

Micheal Murray

>>529967550
john guy from kill bill

>>529967119
would

why does my dog like to hump this pillow

>>529967635
Mai in SF6 has more soul than all of Tekken 8 combined.

>>529967731
cute doggo
t. furry

>>529967897
dyson furry?

My life has slipped through my fingers and I don't know how I allowed this to happen

someone post the jdcr hand shaking webm from evo 2017 i lost it and want to shitpost

my genitals slipped out of my pants and I exposed my micropenis to the world

is yo genitals made of some liquid substance

I need Anna to do my laundry

jinbros...
asukabros...
ganryubros...
leroybros...
we...lost

I got deathly drunk and I had to lose the clothes I guess I don't know I wasn't in control

>>529967119
she sounds like she would make the hottest noises in bed ngl

>she

Yes. She.

its time to add sonic the hedgehog to tekken, actually.

wrong

murray listen to this man

Anna and Nina have to sleep ontop of me cause my bed is far too small for 3 people

Sonicn will be in VF

akira won't make it into VF because he'll be busy in my bed

Edgy runners 2 announced lets go bois

Capcom Won

blud thinks I watch tranime

tekken is japanese and therefore anime by extension.

wtf the nip/tuck lead died

I need a nip tuck

>>529968915
leo x lili
need it or keep it?

>>529970497

I got a small useless dick and the time for cope has passed

>>529944428
I hate this goddamn pooner so much

capcom can't win as long as tekken has lili card

>>529971668
imagine cumming inside 'my and she spreads her pussy and ass like that and lets you watch the cum leak out

Has Murray always been this hated? I feel like it's so easy for him to be decent personality wise, but he just somehow he just draws too much aggro

murray was always based

This game is played by blacks and browns. They've always hated a successful white man like Murray

tekgen mindcontrolled me into liking blondies

murrays always been retarded

>>529972794
Nobody cared about murray when he was just harada's interpreter.

>>529972794
the people who traditionally make excuses for bamco all pretend to love shitradas reddit don't ask me for shit wwwww personality, so murrary gets all the flak. every bad decision the series has made has been personally reviewed and signed off on by harada, always remember that. he is an extremely hands on type of manager. murray is moron too, of course, but it's a meme that murray is the one in charge, even now.

Busted a fat load to Reina huge breasts

I told you about tgirls not blondies specifically

marduklets, when will they learn?

Why is there always such a large discrepancy between art and game models regarding things like breast size?

because artists are horny

because artists are based

ai mogs artists hard

One day Tekken will get a big tiddy character

>>529974881
God imagine the underboob sweat that accumulates every day i want to lick it all clean

>>529975573
good night sir

Can we get an elf character. Or elf customisation

>>529974108
that's funny, /tekgen/ has been saying for ages that harada hasn't done any actual game development in years hence why he always looks completely lost in interviews that actually talk about the game.

Lili being flat as always + Eliza mogging her, brutal

>>529976102
1. tekgen is retarded and 2. he doesn't do any actual development anymore

>>529976359
i want to have consensual cuddly sex with these ladies

good night, Solid Snake speaking

eliza is for claudio

>>529976359
why the fuck do they look so similar?

Harada has never done development like Kojima. All he does is crack the whip against poor overworked Japanese programmers while living like a rockstar

lili has nice perky tits

so do I

Kojima never worked in his life

get rid of both harada and murray. both idiots that tekken would be better off without. like Street Fighter and Ono

their sistahs

is Feng the same?

kojima fucks shemales

Lili got the short end of the stick got damn

Feng has killed three people tho

did you know vin diesel made a music album

>>529977129
>0 kills
Goutetsu.

lili got nice legs at least

*logs

>>529976583
they're sisters!

Elena has better legs than liii

>>529977937
cum 7

when are we getting tekkuny

lili is our cute and funny

>>529974881
where does anna keep her rocket launcher?

>they brought Fuckh of all tekken 7 characters

it isn't like I gonna stop to play but C'MON what the fackh are they thinking?

Who’s Bamcos best girl?

Reiko

>thinking M's oc wouldn't make it in

>>529980132
Unerneath/in betweeen her boobies, i mean look at those things she could hide a watermelon there

>>529979536
Lucky chloe
Imagine how tight that little thing is

it hurts knowing that nina isn't real

it's a relief to know that men are real

>>529981164
Too old.

>>529981276
I cry every day and night knowing i have to go bed without there being Anna to suffocate me with her thighs or boobs

none of you are real

>>529980448
Queen Marika.

I'm a Junfag btw I don't know if that matters.

nu-tekken could never do lili bride skin

>>529982287
bamco doesn't own elden ring actually. the ip belongs to fromsoft.

>>529981164
no

Kadokawa owns fromsoft and Bandai owns some of Kadokawa

>>529983618
asians wish they looked like this.

PhiDx looks like this

>>529983618
>1,2,3 - before dr kim
>4 - after dr kim

in what way is Lee le bad

Uhm it's the other way around 4 is the first one

>>529983618
>people think Dead or Alive isn't coming back

>>529984070
>fat removal
>double eyelid surgery
>jaw shaving
>lip fillers
>eyebrow lift
>rhinoplasty
nah, the 4th is clearly dr kim work

>>529984123
Even if it does they're just going to repeat the same mistake they made with DOA6's launch where they pretend it's le super serial mature fighter, game bombs, and then they panic trying to appeal to coomkings too late.

shimbori is literally in tekken 8 dev team

Post most attractive white woman in FG's

phil spencer is getting fired, harada is next

Why didn't they just bring back Bruce? Everyone wanted him back.

He's a thug

>>529984881
https://www.theverge.com/news/696922/phil-spencer-xbox-microsoft-gaming-retiring

No one wants that thug back, nobody played him even when he was top 5 in tag 2

it's 9pm haven't eat'n lunch

>>529985115

>>529985291
based anon losing control of time

>>529983618
Is last real? Which game?

>>529985123
ackchyually the only time people played bruce was when he was top tier in TTT1, T6, and TTT2

I exposed myself

brucekeks still dreaming after murray cucked and raped their souls twice ROFL

>>529986619

I have seen that look before, yes.

When will Androsterone "i20 is easily seeable" Ash have his trophies confiscated

>>529986326
The ninja gaiden remaster

Did Harada unfollow Arslan because he knew he was a roidbeast?

Wish they'd fix the rank system. The distribution is skewed too much to the right. The skill jump is between the low blues (Fujin, Raijin) and high blues is massive. It shouldn't go from top 40% to top 30%, top 20% then top 14% in just four ranks.

*sighs* where is it?

this is the new character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwuSEthyxWU
WHY CANT TEKKEN BE THIS

you can literally do this if you rip off tekken 8 models and learn basic animation

Arslan destroyed his body with steroids just to be 5th while old man knee is number 1 lmao

>>529986189
why are my wives tied up?

>>529988115
kek

is M still looking at the screen

>>529987957
so this is why the retard can't stop talking about balance now

I'm mentally ill
My brother is mentally ill
My sister is mentally ill
My mother is mentally ill
My dad is mentally ill

>>529987957
who is chikcurin

>>529988468
same except my dad is fine and a gigachad
>but then why did he fuck a nutjob
you know how it is

>>529987957
>knee is dominating again
>feel nothing because it's mashen 8
thanks Micheal;

my dad is a recovering drug addict (+alcoholic if you separate them) turned gambler

I am bad at a lot of things but most of all at life

my dad is a shitty person but he is 6'3 and looks like a movie star while i'm just a shitty person

naked lili on v

when I was young I had dreams I have now realized I was just a stupid kid

tell us what you're good at

im good at failing and self loathing

this lil nigga my new parasocial streamer he has personable personality

https://www.twitch.tv/zangvsop

my perslity is too addictive to enjoy single playa games need the competitive grind to feed my ego

I need a top 8 finish in life I'm not asking to win it all just something

guilty feet have got no rhythm

I was reading the illiad and enjoying it so I had ai make me a daily ritual to help me be more mindful and thoughtful if you guys are interested i can tell it to make the same thing but tekken themed and we can all journey self improvement together

>>529986352
>the only time
>it's three times

self improve THIS
*spreads ass*

imagine lili doing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGKx_kWaVk

>>529994016
The Weekly "Dojo" Sessions
Monday: The Lab (Mastering Execution)
Theme: Sharpening your core technical skills. This is your "practice mode" for your career or main hobby.
Major Focus: Core Skill Drills. Pick ONE technical skill you need to improve (e.g., coding, 3D modeling, network configuration, a specific instrument). Work on it with intense focus.
Action: Do online courses, work through tutorials, practice a specific technique. This is about building clean, reliable muscle memory for your most important moves.
Minor Focus: Patch Notes.
Action: Scan the "patch notes" for your industry. Read tech news, industry newsletters. The goal is to stay current on the meta so you don't get blindsided.
Tuesday: Character Study (Matchup Knowledge)
Theme: Understanding the people and systems you have to deal with daily.
Major Focus: "Reading the Greats." Pick a classic, highly-regarded book about human nature.
Action: Read a chapter. Your goal is to understand a character's "movelist" and "tendencies." Why do they do what they do? What's their game plan? This trains your ability to read people.
Minor Focus: Replay Analysis.
Action: In a journal, write down one social interaction from your day. Analyze it like a match replay. What did they do? What was your response? Did you "punish" their mistake correctly? Did you fall for a "mix-up"? What would you do differently next time?
Wednesday: Frame Data (Understanding the System)
Theme: Learning the deep, underlying rules of the "game" you're playing (your job, your social life, etc.).
Major Focus: "The Theory." Read a book on a big system: psychology, sociology, economics, or philosophy.
Action: You're not trying to become an expert. You're trying to understand the "frame data" of life. Why are some actions "+ on block" (leaving you with an advantage) and others are "-15" (leaving you open to be punished)?
Minor Focus: "The Tutorial."
Action: Try to explain one complex idea you learned in your own words. Write it down.

>>529994735
>not watching phidx videos

>>529993486
The Iliad is crazy cuz they were really doing all that fighting for one bitch.
Imagine how hot she had to be. She probably looked like Nina

>>529996040
Achilles is literally Jin. Strongest guy there but disappears for 90% of the story to be a bitch and cry while his mom hugs him while all his friends do the fighting and die

>"She was beautiful, ingenuous, and charming. Her legs were the best; her mouth the cutest. There was a beauty-mark between her eyebrows"; she was said to resemble her brothers Castor and Pollux, who according to the account were "blond haired, large eyed, fair complexioned"
Sounds more like Lili

The 4th character will be Jin's sister

>>529996534
Emo warrior is an archetype I thoroughly enjoy

>>529988835
pure tekkino genes.

see, I told you to start with Greeks

Do the other fg have emo warriors

>>529990831
enter your local

>>529987592
gotta let scrubs feel good for getting to fujin

Why don't we have an emo female character?

>>529987592
>0.00036% for the last GoD
Is this a statistical anomaly

>>529998347
josie cries a lot

>>529996590
lili would have towered over ancient manlets

That's not emo

>>529998425
who made god8?

>>529998590
Look at the image retard

>>529998736
i mean the player names you fag

i wish my nose was closer to my ass sometimes

nobody's gotten GoD8 legit yet, no?

Knee barely reached 3

>>530000126
what a noob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxhyxTsvXE

The new ranks designs and names are so lazy

nigga tmm star'n look like that guy daphne or persphone or whatever the fuck hes called

>>530001162
diaphone? XD

>page 8
dead game
dead general
dead genre

Did they announce anything at anime expo

>>530003767
This would never happen in an LTG thread

why are people still playing this garbage?

>>529987698
Because thats what actual death looks like, people meme in here about tekken being dead but this? This is the death of the fighting game, when you have fully replaced all your franchises fans with people who don't care about the actual game anymore and why make a niche game when you can make a niche game that MILKS money with no effory just by pumping out sloppy outfits for a "game"

>>530003841
tekken bloodlines season 2 was cancelled after tekken 8 underperformed

>>529987698
imagine lidia letting you fondle her boobs on the first date while acting like she's only playing along with your desires but in actuality she already wants to marry you

>>530004859
This a series in a gaming niche that is only filled by this one game, that some hardcore fans have been playing for 5, 10, 15, 20+ years daily. People are addicted. Tyler1 was right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPWJcfcp6E
it's here

>>529984549
You may not believe this, but games are made by teams of hundreds of people p

open source tekken 5 dr with rollback...

>>529984881
Phil is based an no he isn't, you don't understand business you fucking child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv8uRVLN5Dc

how many characters in this godforsaken game have installs now, not even 2D games have this many installs jesus H chris

nakatsu saw vtrigger and knew what he had to do

What is Armor King's install going to be?

his token will allow him to use his tekken 7 rage drive and make any throw unbreakable

how are we feeling, lads?

sad
i will never have a futa wife and that makes me wanna cry sometimes

Evil Blossom but it only activates when he fights white women

the newcomer will be another american stereotype

>>530010081
i want her to fart on me

Considerinth going back on hrt just to jerk off but medusas conspiracy streams makes me think it could be inspired by dark demonic forces

>>530010653
Blud stop being a weirdo and keep it to yourself

>>530010653
it is

>>530010653
How does hrt make jerking off better

For the last fucking time the character is from a country that has never been represented in Tekken. Stop saying repeated nationalities

my mouth smells so bad

>>530011857
brush your teeth???

Its 11:30 and faggots are still setting off fireworks

>>530012014
why

>>530012036
wow same. it sucks that the 4th is on a weekend this year so people don't feel the obligation to cut it out after a certain time

>>530012036
>>530012253
quit being so negative

>>530012319
it's my bedtime and the people around me need to be considerate of that

>>530012410
if you’re cranky about 4th of july fireworks on a friday night you should either be in preschool or a nursing home

>Tekken 8
>League of Legends (1)
>Dota 2 (1)
>Smash Bros Melee (1)
>Fortnite (1)
>Minecraft (1)

How many more tekkens will it take before tekken is saved? They're already so far behind.....

You know tekken as a whole is a failure, it cannot compare in porn with literally any other fighting game franchise, meaning it has no cultural impact or zeitgeist

FUUCK I ACCEPT A WIFI WARRIOR BY ACCIDENT
BRING ME ROPE

The bible doesn't have porn and it's the foundation of Judeo-Christian civilization

>>530015506
>The bible doesn't have porn
You've never fully read it have you....

I am gay

thinking about trying my luck at a staffing agency

Last tournament before Fahkumram saves Tekken
https://www.twitch.tv/tekken

>tw*tch
Hell nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSzJXb0OlL8

nah twitch is based, i play her in siege most of the time

>>530015982
you know what they say about anna mains...

>>530016610
they feel betrayed by the anna rework in t8 that took away her identity?

>>530016674
what identity?

>oh noooo they took away the identity of my 5050 mixup merchant character how could they

>>530016876
it's important that a legacy playstyle be preserved

Now that Fahkumram is coming back, should I finally buy Tekken 8?

people be like muh legacy playstyle and then the legacy playstyle is df1 jab with every character

1am and still making noise. I hope they blow their hand off

I hope they get speakers and blast music right on your lawn

>>530016146
>>530016146
>>530016210
>>530016210
WE GOT A TOURNAMENT ON
FUCK YES

>>530017341
I did, time to fuck around with Reina until Fahkumchad releases

my penis smells like fish

>>530017862
Reminds me of when I watched him play at world tour finals in 2018. He looks super hot there.

who else here loves asian ladyboys?

>EU tournament
>Ahmed
lmao

>>530018782
>has the name and spelling in his own image
>still can't get it right
this nigga RETARDED

>>530018782
Most literate anon

>>529941036
https://streamable.com/qx39hf

>>530018782
That name is Ukrainian

tekken needs a charge character

holy shit i love watching chaos unfold in real time lads

100 dmg from a safe low and hwoarangutans will downplay this every day on xitter

>>530016674
They’re way too shameless for any of that. They’re glad she’s mega broken and will defend her from any criticism.

I’m the same rank as TMM

Dragunov is so weak...

kira is so ugly

Cockkoma in shambles
Mogged by some chocolate eating chinese piggu.

next thread has to be used if it's ltg no matter what

>kingrey sent to losers already
lmaooooo

>>530017862
Kino entry

wat r u guyz watchin'?

>>530021761
>>530016210

judacur looking dapper

GODCR LES GET IT

now that i know about fahk's new back tattoo i can't stop noticing how much he shows it off in his cutscenes

shut up murray

why does everyone press after nina's 1,2
also didn't jodd fucked up his wrist?

>>530021467
turkey > na > eu

I dont know what jdcr stands for but the j stands for jobber. Thats for sure.

Can play all characters or something

>>530022475
NEW

shan't be posting there

>>530022612
Eat a dick nigga

new thread with this OP plz

you do it

>>530022641
>>530022660
>>530022739
>>530022771
Quit being geniune faggots
I got the thread, ON TIME BTW

I'm good thanks

Geniune fucking faggots
>can't handle the peanut butter swag so you bitch and moan
I don't care how many times you lot complain, I will continue to follow the rules and make threads

New thread slowpokes

the rule is to make on-topic OP btw

>>530023027
Right here >>530022475
Come through and watch this Tekkino as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSzJXb0OlL8

why would I leave before page 8

>>530023070
i'm good

>>530023052
LTG is a Tekken player therefore he is on-topic
Now COME THROUGH NIGGA!
>>530023132
You can stay here but as long as you join the new thread (mine) it is fine
>>530023142
Then stay here forever bum

the only thing now is to wait for page 8

>patiently waiting for a kind soul to create new thread

That's spamming right there
I don't report out of principle but I might just make an exception for whoever does it

cute samefagging

no thanks, LTJeet

Cute cope, bucko
Told you niggas that people like me

Devil Jin on screen

no sympathy for penisless individuals

finally page 8

home....

someone make a real thread

The real thread is already up nigga
Stop being a bitch and come through

shut your bitch ass up nigga

Cope some more, pussy
Stay in here and die while we watch Tekkino in MY thread

I won't, suck my dick faggot

That's right bitch
Drag your ass over to the new (MY) thread
We welcome all, even bums like (You)

drag these nuts over your face and don't bother replying I'm closing the thread until a real one appears

Won't be for a long while, buddy
Might as well stay out for good, we won't miss you

>5k mentally ill people still play this trash daily

>>530039313
22 winstreak too!