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/sthg/ #8414 - Longhoused Character Edition
==NEWS==
>Sonic Racing - Cross the Worlds - (Opening ver.) - Performed by James Bourne of Bustedhttps://youtu.be/OR9FGj1Bj70
>New card game Sonic Blitz released, download here:https://pad.riseup.net/p/qQuY_QfXPQct68PyFm-e
>Sonic Rumble global launch delayed:https://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay
>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/
==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 24 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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>>529908063 (OP)I will always love you Canon Game Silver
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
New IDW Chaotix Anniversary preview page.
Fucking stupid DC collab reawakening my sonic autism and now i wanna buy superstars and some sonic figures
They call me 007.
0 interesting elements
0 good games
7 emeralds are required to access the dragon form that looks like a literal MLP character
>>529908479Wow...so exciting
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>>529908526>reawakening my sonic autismYou are literally here bro
>>529908479Didn't they already find Clutch...?
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>>529908063 (OP)Silver and his sidekick
>>529908672I wasn’t here 2 weeks ago
>>529908526Don't buy Superstars. It's legitimately dogshit
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>>529908582She is a good girl and just wants friends, let her be happy
>>529908780sthg should make this great
>>529908063 (OP)What if Canon Silver and Uwu Silver met?
>>529908795You are here now. and that's alright, for me it was frontiers' trailer. I got back in after quitting when Forces flopped and Archie dropped
>>529908479>we're getting Clutch slop instead of an actual anniversary issue because Iizuka will take his hate for Knuckles' Chaotix to the graveThanks for nothing.
>>529908695how many times are they gonna retcon this in a row
>>529908526Forfeit all mortal possessions to Fang merch.
>>529908479Of course Sonic is there. Remember when character stories in Adventure and Heroes could follow different protagonists without it being the MCs perspective like Steven Universe?
why did maria groom shadow
Silver is not confident or capable and will never get laid because he gives girls like Gold the ick.
>>529908780The only thing that is good there is the rent
>Ore (most common pronoun for males)
Sonic, Knuckles, Silver
>Boku (for submissive/humble males)
Shadow, Tails, Big
>>529910121The word "ick" should get who ever uses it assaulted, i hate tiktok
>>529909927Maybe this takes place before they find him? If not then this whole plot is bizarre.
>>529908479>>529909817This is the issue 80 preview. The Chaotix anniversary is a different storyline that takes place in a museum and will hopefully have Modern Mighty, Fang and Bark. Please?
>>529909259Oh boy i sure hope nobody post the meme "now we'll never be virgins"
>>529910386>Maybe this takes place before they find him?Can we fucking move on? Why go back to the crap instead of starting anew?
>>529910305It's not my fault Gold uses it to describe Silver.
>>529910397>spoilerToo kino for IDW.
>>529908063 (OP)>leftSilver
>rightEvan's husbando
>>529907947>Amy herself likes to have funShadow ain't the guy for that. Dude's about the serious shit.
>She may find him impressive. and might treat him like her little projectYou're forgetting one thing: SHE LIKES SONIC
>>529908479Jewel was the person who destroyed Restoration HQ. Do the writers even read their own work?
>>529910624>husbandoShe sees him as a little weak brother
>>529910121I hate Evan for turning what would be cool Nero type characters into gay tumblr oc
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>>529910532The anniversary oneshots have been co sistently good, though, if not the best part of IDW. Surely Chaotix won't break that record...right?
>>529910964le potential hedge
>>529910719It's a remnant of the storyline where Lanolin dies, guys.
>>529910964Silver is literally Evan's character. You have to move on now.
>>529908479This definitely should be better worded, but the preview is referring to Clutch's tip of a Clean Sweep facility.
http://x.com/Pikomancer/status/1941079517134721144
>>529910964You don't like soft boi uwu hellokitty steven universe?
>>529910719Um, Jewel wouldn't have done it if Clutch just... backed the fuck off?
>>529911102>shitazeFuck off, Quaver. The werehog exists only to destroy Amy's pussy and destroy the pussies of human women.
Day 8,781 of Shadow belonging exclusively to human women.
I feel like committing murder today
>>529911692>Quaver.Quaver is not a blazefag he's a self-inserter, being a blazefag is a part of that
Christian Whitehead when Atheist Blackhead enters the room
Characters for this feel?
>>529912321Damn, this is how I find out this pic was photoshopped?
Shadow uses Boku as a pronoun because Shion in PSME uses Boku. Though that’s because outside of flashbacks Shion pretends to talk like a cute little boy
>>529912321Sage and amy but the i don’t know what to do for the one with the pizza
>>529910279The quintessential quartet.
>>529912981>one with the pizzaTikal. she is sleeping on the job
I can't look at Tiara anymore without thinking about Chris Senn going schizo over his OC. He's just like us.
>>529912150I prefer Muslim Greyhead
>>529913427> going schizo over his OCTime is a circle
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>thread theme
https://youtu.be/xfJuJrqFhXM?si=zemdQ4rB5S1wRQtb
>>529913693ABT posted this?
>>529914253>ABT gets his OC forcibly vaulted because he can't stop posting autismkek
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>>529914670Even in game, he's still a sissy femboy becauses his poses are like Rouge's.
>>529915094>Alice in WonderlandI've seen several of these pics with Shadow and Maria
>>529915169This is a good ship
>>529914538>>529914963>this was going to be Fang’s girlfriend in X-treme
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I can't believe they featured gay sonadow chao for Valentine's day. the fuck were they thinking?
>>529915084I'm sorry here's a Masculine and Confident Silver the Hedgehog
What’s with that zesty ass smile wtf he holding his hand out for, my dick?
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>>529915643That's her son
>>529916293offscreen he's psycho fingering blaze
The only way to make silver not look like a gay cuck is to make him explicitly want to fuck rouge of all characters raw. Which is never going to happen btw.
>>529916437>pooner scarsTRANNY
>>529915169>>529915643Duo should gen more of it
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Trip is cool confident and capable.
is what Trip tells herself
>>529880061I'll probably be disappearing for a bit, but this one's for you, anon. Stay safe out there.
Fang doesn't have to tell himself that. He makes Bean and Bark tell him that.
>>529917680Violet is cute cuddly and competent
>>529917680Grampsbros... our bloodline...
Violet!
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>>529917680oh wow, this looks amazing! looks like you had a lot of fun with this. Thank you fellow Tang anon! Take care of yourself and have a good rest of your day.
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I made some art for Metal Sonic he's so cool
>>529918653Metal is fake, incompetent, and jobbable
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>>529918653cool art
>>529918838cool 31yo cliff hanger.
>>529918894IDC I like his design
>>529908479>Clutch is next on the death march.Finally all these oc losers are being rid of
>>529908526>ian slop got my rocker rocking now i wanna buy shitper sharts and sonic funkoNigga what
>>529918838WildBrain! Make a crossover where AOSTH Sonic goes to the SatAM and Underground universes and resolves their cliffhangers with zany antics!
>>529918993It could have been a shorter cliff hanger if Penders didn't ruin the movie plans.
What if Sonic was written like Cars 3
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>>529910975>TiaraLet go STIcucks
>>529919472> We're left with an OOC Eggman, who barely appears in the comic, and a non-binary circus performergreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaat
>>529919812is saleta having wavy hair canon now
>>529919717He probably wanted to hijack the movie to make one about larasu.
>Honey
>Tiara
>Big
>Blaze
Why do cats look so different across the Sonic series?
>>529911594>mashedI sure love youtube EPI
Better question, why do hedgehogs look the same?
>>529919849I want Tiara to be made canon as an actual schizo living in her own reality inspired by Senn's blog.
>>529918838Reminder this was confirmed to be Knuckles.
Dissapointing
>>529919894I'm still convinced herepathy is adam bryce thomas's alt
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>>529920101There are many species of cat. If anything its weird they specify different bird species, but not different cats.
>>529920296Impressive goon knowledge
>>529920101>>529920332Nicole is a Lynx she breaks the pattern. Big is probably picrel
>>529920101Honey was another character from a different franchise Sonicfied and Tiara was a concept character based on outdated Western Sonic cartoon designs. Big and Blaze are the only true Sonic cats and look so different because of their vastly different purposes. Big is a gag character while Blaze is a serious story driven character who was designed to have traits similar and opposite to Sonic.
>>529919812Golds girlfriend!
>>529920274It was drawn with the idea that it'd be Knuckles but then the Season 3 drafts changed it to Naugus.
Knuckles or someone new makes more sense, Naugus was shown to be more of a neutral trickster in SatAM than someone who'd work with Snively to fight Sonic and crew.
>>529920042At least Penders' concepts included Mighty which is crazy to think there was a time Mighty could have been a mainstay and important enough to be in a film.
IT'S SONIC RACIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>529920792>Season 3 was going to be more wizard and dragon shit at the forefrontGlad it got canceled, if they ever pick it back up I hope it's revealed to be SatAM Mecha/Metal Sonic as the perfect anti-Freedom Fighter foil happy 4th btw
Happy 4th of July, everyone! Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
>>529919958>non-binary circus performerQRD?
>>529921829IDW wants the Amazing Digital Circus audience with their upcoming Jester OC.
>>529921898OOC for Sonic and Shadow
>>529920792I saw that interview with Hurst. he was going to explore the background and history of Mobius, Nicole and Robotnik. and have Nicole restore her persona and body like in Archie. Then have Robotnik return.
>>529922138Sissyver has to be trying to make Gold's pussy dry.
So, why exactly did Sega make IDW and Prime canon to the games? Was it just for synergy? Is the DC crossover canon too?
>>529922395>Is the DC crossover canon too?>at least Knuckles, Sonic, and Shadow all scale to Superman levelGokubros... the rats will kill us and I don't mean RATku.
>>529922395>Canon=SALES FROM LOREWHORES>Non-Canon=LOSING POTENTIAL SALESIt's just math.
>>529922138Nonbinaryver spreading his cheeks for me
Forget Shadow, Bejita's not getting past Amy.
>>529921436I'm glad it wasn't Nate
>>529923068Even D list characters like cream the rabbit could probably make SHITgeta struggle.
>amerifats acting like sonic would like them or their shitass country
reminder.
"everything is canon" = BUY OUR PRODUCTS
>>529923441Sonic the Hedgehog is a patriotic American, stfu commie
>>529923882The fuck's going on here?
>>529924020trannies think that pulling wires is a sexual thing for robots
>>529923359>Bejita struggles against Cream while Charmy is tethered to Goku's neck, dragging him across the screen and Beerus is kneeling to BigThe DC crossover has made our verse so strong, Sonicbros.
Lot of people defending this saying the base game is only 70 dollars, but SEGA sure is promoting these guest characters like they're part of the base game
>>529924357At least the Sega guests are free updates.
>>529924357Everything about this game I hate. This year has been a disappointment.
>>529923441Sonic was made to appeal to burgers
https://youtu.be/qFDJ6zMyq-k
>529923441
low quality bait
>>529923441>SoA and hardlight crapCanon my ass. Sonic would never participate in haram tranny activities.
>>529924357Of course people are defending it, the only fans with lower standards are pokemon fans.
Good morning, /sthg/. I hope you have a good friday!
>>529924683Some actual honest to goodness fucking kino
>>529924753>Pokemon fan bad in 2025lol, lmao even
sonic is a proud American (source: Sonic X) and he would agree with my politics
>>529924909I would be, but service is slow today.
>>529924952>>Pokemon fan bad in 2025But it's true though.
t. frequent /vp/ poster
>>529924952Have you seen modern pokemon games? Even frontiers doesn't look that bad.
>>529924952he's right though, they'll buy anything with the name on it for any price, and pokemon has always been subpar in the RPG sphere outside of character designs.
pokemon is only good for new creature designs for me to get fetish porn of
>>529913790Was going to post this
>>529925104Fiona you're going to get fat if you keep eating out.
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>>529924909you too Amy anon.
>sonic_(series)
>feminine_male
>sort:score
>results
>tails
>tails
>shadow
>tails
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>tails
>>529925259Most of the new pokemon look like shit, but they occasionally throw the furries a bone.
>>529925168no
i'm top-tier and you're bottom-tier
watcha gonna do bitch
>>529924973>sonic is a proud AmericanHe's from Christmas Island.
>>529925393At least it's not human toes.
>>529925174>and pokemon has always been subpar in the RPG sphere outside of character designsInsane saying this when modern Shin Megami Tensei and Xenoblade exists.
>>529925392The face jiggles make them hot
>>529925174>they'll buy anything with the name on it for any price...so like sonic fans
https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1941165107339579451?t=5Y0uNQqr2mSHBrCGDqBsLQ&s=19
we redline now
>>529925725For a while, yes, though some recent games (like Superstars) have sold notably worse.
Pokemon, unfortunately, sells so well that it will never get better because Game Freak have no reason to try.
If you held a gun to my head and forced me to buy the latest Pokemon game or Slopworlds, obviously I'd tell you to just kill me, but I would maybe consider Slopworlds for a second.
>>529925725See
>>529924753not that anon, just saying that was part of the discussion already.
>>529925364Just another slice...
>>529925717Bro, quit being gay.
>>529925717both are still miles better than pokeslop tho
>>529924909I wish i was a cute mobian girl so i could be best friends with amy
>>529926091>best friends with amy...besties?
https://youtu.be/PQoJPLqR5wI
Why can't Sega make a real fighting game like this
>>529926091You want to be a cuck?
Why can't we receive a full series of Sonic anime kino instead of burger american slop that is Prime and the movies. This shit feels like a cock tease (still looks good though).
>>529926262Why are they making it look like we can go to plaid, when we plainly won't be going to plaid?
>>529926191Reminder that Scourge can screw this and it wouldn't really be incest.
>>529926262Prime was made in Canada.
>>529926262Paramount could produce one if they wanted to
Just saying if you're a sonic fan that enjoys modernshit yet shits on modern pokemon then you're a walking contradiction. Imagine believing anything outside the classic sonic era is good. Both Sonic and Pokemon peaked with great games during their classic days and fell off hard into an endless abyss of autism and garbage filled with subhuman troglodyte furries that will buy up any low effort slop they shit out. It's a sad sight really.
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>>529926191>Sonia's figure
>>529925834>Game Freak have no reason to try.This is not true. ZA was supposed to come out in 2024 according to teraleak and the new gen this year, then they gave themselves more time.
the criticisms for the bug of the last games have reached their ears.
>>529926532Forget Sonia, HELLLOOOOO AMY
>>529926532>>529926191She has Rouge proportions for no reason during some of those songs
>>529926516Pokemon peaked with Black and White 2 though
>>529926516Gamefreak recently put out a trailer for something that resembled a real video game. Which means they could actually make non slop if they didn't want to, they just know pokemon fans will gobble up the low effort garbage.
I'm not sure if sonic team has the ability to actually make non slop, I don't think its a deliberate choice like with gamefreak.
>>529927007>He's a unovabortionyikes
>>529927007>Pokemon peaked when they made kanto but worseWrong.
>>529927058Sonic Team doesn't get a choice. They are where interns go to get trained and all their funds and best workers get sent to other Sega properties like Yakuza. Every time we support Sonic, over half the money we give probably isn't going towards Sonic.
>>529926229DIALOGUE NIGGA. WHERE IS IT? YOU HAVE ASSLOADS OF VOICE CLIPS TO DRAW FROM! JALEEL WHITE OR MARTIN BURKE
>>529926862Did you plan on making that sound like Yakko Warner?
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>>529926229Sega sucks at fighting games anon, the only thing they had going for them back in the day was 3D, all their fighting game franchises are dead, arc system has their hands full with that new marvel game, their own games and that league of legends game, capcom is stuck in that fucking ugly engine they use for SF6 and namco is doing arena fighters to shill anime, no one can make it
>>529926983And didn't the show ship her and Knuckles together?
>>529927093I have been on /vp/ enough to know this term well.
>>529926471They'd have to accept Sonic's in the same category as TMNT and not Mario or furry Steven Universe.
>>529927469And she fights primarily by spinning and kicking
>>529926516>classicfaggingI too remember the days when Scrimblo was totally going to beat Mario. But unlike you, I don't have medication powerful enough to travel back to those days and live there.
>>529927469Yeah. She was originally shipped with Bartleby, but he betrayed them.
>>529927628>>529927469Are you saying that Sonic might have a bat parent?
>>529927339>They are where interns go to get trained and all their funds and best workers get sent to other Sega properties like YakuzaThey're actually where the shitheads that suck go to every time they fuck up elsewhere. Like if a dev making Yakuza was sucking ass, he'd go to Sonic Team.
>>529927445We must make it ourselves then. It is the only way to make our dreams into reality
>>529927764>Sonic and Rouge are cousinsSonouge is incest.
>>529927812Someone already did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn7uq5g6iM
>>529927339>>529927770>Sonic is gay baby jail for Sega devsgrim
>>529927764>Busty>Vain>Knuckles love interest>Spinning and kicking SONIC AND ROUGE ARE RELATED CONFIRMED?
>>529927770>Shrek was a punishment for failing employees>Oscar winning masterpiece>Sonic is a punishment for failing employees>sucks assWhat went wrong?
>>529927445I just remembered when they put Green Hill Zone in this game. It actually wasn't that bad of a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjSPmeDx9A
>>529928250Even 'failing' dreamworks employees in the day were crazy talented. Sega is a giant bloated corporation these days, same as modern dreamworks.
>>529927389Maybe more of a Scooby Doo "ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOOOO!"
>>529927998>Tag fighterWe must make a *good* one
>>529927445>capcom is stuck in that fucking ugly engine they use for SF6We get it, you're gay.
>>529915084That's supposed to be a disrespectful gesture cause he doesn't care about social norms, plus guys with bigger balls can cross their legs.
>>529926516But Sonic didn't peak in classic, it was just Sega of America's commercial brainwashing. The only great Sonic game in the 90s was 3&K the rest is either ok or bad.
>>529908582uses the negative energies of the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Perfect Trip
I think it's sad that, for a lot of fans, Trip's only value is in whether she gets modernized
>>529926841>actually delay their game for once to polish it>pokemon fan hacks their company because they arent pushing out games one after anotheractually cant win with pokemon "fans"
>>529928012Everyone would rather work on anything BUT Sonic.
>>529929210>plus guys with bigger balls can cross their legs.It's the complete opposite, retard. Big balls means you can't cross your legs, since doing so will hurt.
>>529926262Literally Redline
>>529929294>I think it's sad that, for a lot of fans, Trip's only value is in whether she gets modernizedBecause it's either that or stay in Mr. Sonic Clubhouse
https://youtu.be/DAK24FQ7DrA?si=J8NhnfM8GFpVYjtN
NYOOOOOOOOOM
>>529929367>It's the complete opposite, retard. Big balls means you can't cross your legs, since doing so will hurt.Wrong and no balls, small balls will have no space to go away to in such space, big balls will allow the testicles to go in any direction
What's the point in getting rid of the interspecies thing if you're gonna have them be friends anyway? Are these freaks that averse to romance? Is it because it's straight and these gay fucks hate that?
>Americans
I wish I could work on Sonic. I love it so much and would do so much better than the IDW staff.
>Japanese when they have to work on Sonic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jE--tfdZ3-8
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>>529929748Wow that was boring
>>529929930This is definitely made by a twitterfag lol. Trying to kill two le problematic birds at once even though they cancel each other out
>>529930062I hope you fucking KILL YOURSELF YOU BORING MISERABLE FAGGOT
>>529922069SatAM drew a lot from canned SatAM ideas, didn't it?
If SatAM didn't have that last season-2 episode, I bet they could've excused SatAM and prebootArchie as being the same continuity.
>>529929990This is a situation where the soiboy comes off as a based chad.
>>529929760How did Silver make her do that face?
>>529929985Now where would Europeans fit?
>>529929748Wow that was amazing
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When is trip going to get her own game?
>>529925505>>tails>>shadow>>tails>>silver>>tails
>>529929803What the fuck is Sonic's problem?
>>529930235>SatAM drew a lot from canned SatAM ideas, didn't it?Anon...
>>529929880>small balls will have no space to go away to in such spaceWith small balls, there isn't much to crush. Big balls there is.
>big balls will allow the testicles to go in any directionExcept they're sensitive, like tits. There are nerves.
>>529930235I think he gave them some plot points to work with. they even invited him to become Archie's writer. but he refused because the pay was bad.
>>529929930>Sally>mobian>RushJust fucking get over it you looneys.
>>529930235The only thing contradiction I think is with Bunnie. The episode where Sonic and Sally go back in time show her knowing them when they were all kids but in Archie, they met her after they rescued her when she was partially roboticized.
>>529930525Are you saying that small balls are not sensitive or something? they will get hurt cause they are getting crushed no matter what, with bigger balls or rather i should a -larger sack-, they can migrate away from the crushing, you get me?
>>529930506>What the fuck is Sonic's problem?He doesn't care about being polite or being nice. If he has a problem with something, he'll let you know.
>>529930268Glazed the cat
>>529930532Kek
i'm not mocking, the facial expressions are good
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Amy is cute.
>>529930864>they can migrate away from the crushingMigrate my ass. That shit's still attached to the crotch. It ain't going anywhere, especially in jeans.
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Anyone save the comic where Butt-Head tells everyone that Beavis had sex with Lanolin?
>>529929606> Mr Sonic's ClubhouseMeanwhile in Mr. Sonic's Clubhouse
>>529930886>Just don't freak her out>Ok I'll be cool>*His sister enters>"Why are you so retarded and incompetent" Sonic is a bad brother
>>529930464Anon, her game underperformed so she's on a one-way ticket to the island where Tiara, Honey and Bean are at.
>>529929930The blue chaos emerald thing isn't even a plot hole. Silver gave the present day emerald to Elise, allowing 2 blue Emeralds to co-exist until then. Sonic was using the present day blue, while Elise had its future counterpart.
>>529931054Dude they can go to other directions being above and under when siting crossed because the sack is just large enough to allow that. plus pull you jeans down lower and it will give you enough space
>>529929803I'm upset a Sonic Underground clip made me laugh.
Why is sthg less depressed than Sonic Twitter?
>>529929930Sure, let's make it Sally even though Elise has nothing in common with her besides being a princess and you'll get rid of everything that makes her Sally.
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>>529929803This is what happens when a cocky person argues with the truly confident wind
What was the point in sending Silver when Mephiles could time travel and kill Sonic himself?
>>529931779He thought it'd be funny
>>529931332No dude Elise gives the blue emerald to Sonic, then he gives it to Eggman who sends them to the future, then Silver and Blaze steal it from Eggman, then Silver gives it to past Elise who grows up to give it to Sonic, completing the time loop. There are no "two blue chaos emeralds" there is only one. Which negates any game before 06 from happening
>>529931596The show portrays Sonic as being in the right for callously making his sister cry
>>529930313Similar to the Americans I think.
>>529931779He needs some sort of a willing villain to make up a story to make Sonic and Elise bond bigger, so he can crush her instantly
>>529926471>Paramount could produce one if they wanted toI would be fine with that, so long as they had a actual anime studio to make it and I got to write
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>>529930861>but in Archie, they met her after they rescued her when she was partially roboticized.Bro, the original miniseries had Sonic meet orange Sally as a teenager instead of a kid. Eggman taking over was just happening.
>>529931779The only reason I can think as to why is because he's a sadistic asshole. Hell, he can time travel so couldn't he have just gone back in time to when he and Ifrit got separated and fuse with him there?
I've always wanted a sonic game like dragonn ball budokai 3, where you fly around (on the tornado) collecting the chaos emeralds. Occasionally stopping in quest locations to do story missions. Basically just SA1 but with a big open world map instead of the adventure stages.
>>529932112I forgot about that. I think I also remember a chapter book where a teenage Robotnik and Sonic lived together because Chuck adopted the former or something.
>>529921898ooc for Sonic Shadow and Silver
>>529929990Shit "Stop bullying my self-insert!" incelcore tailscuck image
>>529931673Based
>>529921898OOC but would fuck
>>529924909I sadly have to work today, knowing full well it's going to be slow since it's Independence Day.
>>529931930>French Women's RIghts 101
>>529921898Very IC for all of them
>>529921898IC for Shadow and Silver
>>529921898Only IC for Silver
>>529929930>sallydiapiesPfffttt ahahaha
Sonic calling Shadow cute
https://youtu.be/07eBycyc-Pk?si=cbhDpzmIiV_2Z7eF
>>529932492THEY PICKLED KIT
>>52993284910/10 a woman wrote that
>>529931779>What was the point in sending Silver when Mephiles could time travel and kill Sonic himself?Congratulations, you just realized that Silver never needed to exist. 06's story would've fared better had it been streamlined to just Sonic, Elise, Eggman and Mephiles.
>>529932849I didn't know what Japanese knuckles sounded like.
I don't like it.
>>529933087Shadow would have gotten shat on more than Elise unironically
>>529933087Surprised she's not a hedgehog.
>>529930464She already did, that was Superstars
>>529933142Gold is going to throw up
>>529932849What ENG VAs would best match the JP ones?
>>529933318>insert dog fucking coded joke here
>>529933220Dude, the reason she's a dog is Shadows movie actor played John Wick
Just read a fic where Black Doom mindbreaks Shadow and rapes him in front of a chained up Sonic who is forced to watch
>>529931304>Honeyfags think Bean is in the same category with them>Tiarafags think they have any category other than Chris Senn's schizo cum slut fantasyKekaroo
>Sonic singing the american national anthem first aired 20 years ago
>>529928250Sonic games are better than sega's other titles so that stlil applies here.
Funny how the "punished" and "bad" workers can make something more soulful and engaging than their so-called superior counterparts. Both Sega and Dreamworks obviously have an awful nepotism problem.
>>529933487Now I get it. It's just I used to see a lot of fanart of Maria as an animal and they always made her a hedgehog.
>>529933564https://archiveofourown.org/works/65080375
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Which two sonic characters are this?
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>>529925364>>529925979“C’mon, anon! I wanna go to Waffle House!… No I wasn’t banned from there!… I didn’t start the fight! I just bet on the winner!”
>>529933595>Sonic games are better than sega's other titles so that stlil applies hereBro, get the fuck outta here with that shit. Sonic is not better than P5.
>>529933915I would get along with Fiona because we're both girlfailures who love shooting guns and talking about dangerous men who turn us on
Actual sibling coded is when you feel literally no remorse for making someone cry because they'll get over it
>>529933997>Sonic is not better than P5It is because it's not 50 hours of anime slop. Persona is an EXTREMELY tedious slog with a mid story and mid waifus that people only love because it's a glorified anime dating sim that aped SMT's more in-depth and fleshed out mechanics.
At least a sonic game fucking ends within 15 hours. Persona goes on and on and on.
>>529934103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFz0y08aFc
>>529933142Happy 4th of July!
>>529934208Bro, you're letting your autism get the better out of you. Quit being a zealot to the blue rat and have actual fun.
I'm not an American, can you guys kindly fuck off with your gay space communist nation?
>>529933870>Mice with two fathers were also born, but only survived a couple of days, the Chinese team behind the work reported.Lyric
>>529934520every country on earth is america now. You fight our culture wars (trans vs antitrans), you eat our food (mcdonalds), you parrot our memetic culture (wojaks, frogs, and ecelebs)
And when everything is america... nothing is.
>>529934520Fuck off, Tailspedo.
Tails and Tania
Tails and Sonia
Tails and Maria
nibbas be speaking american and be like "at least we aren't american" lmaooooo
Kojima was right. Language is identity and we own you. Indians across the world pretend to be us.
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>>529934858Taniails
Soniails
Mariails
>>529934858Tails and Shadows foot in his face
>>529935147Thanks half-pint, I'll take those now
>>529935331Sonic's little sister.
>>529933087>>529933318and then Milla was born!
>>529934979But English came from England.
>>529935614Oh, her. Do people still ship her with Shadow?
Scientists in China have unveiled a new method for transplanting human brains into islander bodies, and the resulting patients can regain mobility in their bodies with stem cell treatment and show no signs of organ rejection. This is not the first time scientists have performed brain transplants; a research team in Russia did so in 2015, using a different approach called the "Venom Method". However, the patient was paralyzed and passed away a few months after the operation due to transplant rejection.
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*Angry sungazer noises*
>>529933006Well according to this chart, modern Sonic more popular with women
I think its funny that Classic sonic is deemed "too cute", but Modern Sonic seems to put more effort into courting a female audience
>>529933870Silver and Espio. Silver's future needs more offspring, but he's gay.
>>529936023Fails is not taking on Shadow. Fails would probably lose to Charmy.
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fang >>> sonic
>>529936023Where's his FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH?
>>529915956Sonadow is just that strong
>>529930591Kek
>>529936430Oh, yeah. In Fleetway he fought with shrinking/growing technology.
>>529933006>a 10/10 woman wrote that
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>>529920332Calling them just birds doesn't exactly have a ring to it. Jet the Bird isn't as enticing as Jet the Hawk
>>529936430I'm only going to have a Sonic figure because it's included with the Fang Marvelous Queen set. I haven't bought one despite Sonic's being literally the only figures they stock in most stores. Jakks' distribution is ass.
>>529936663The hell are they talking about? What magic? What are these?
>>529936023He still getting his head kicked in
>>529936652>Hank hit Janet>Fang hit TripMy SIZE MANIPULATING HEROES
>>529936259Charming is fodder
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>>529921898OOC for Game Silver
IC for Archie Silver
>>529936038>More womenThat explains all the shipping.
You have the fan art printers to thank for that
>spoilerclassic slop is slop for 40yo boomers who wanted 90s American Sonic they saw on TV but got scammed and received hellokitty instead.
Sonic died in 2006 wheb Yuji Naka left
>>529936663This fucking panel summarizes this shite comic
>>529934979You speak English because that's the only language you know, I speak English because it's the only language you know, comprende cracker?
>>529937145Yeah, Prince Charming is a pretty weak Shrek villain. But what does that have to do with Charmy Bee beating Tails' ass by dragging him by his tails like he is tethered to him in Chaotix?
>>529936950>want to absorb her whole to take her powerDoom Tails form when
>>529929803KEK
I own a storyboard from this episode but I never bothered watching it
Look at this dangerous villain, dark lord evil genius.
>>529926191>>529926750>>529926983Sonic Underfround was animated by the French
>>529937215You must be fun at parties.
>>529937205When does Charmy ever get cucked? Does him getting lobotimized in Archie count?
>>529937215They also did this.
>>529921898IC for Game, Archie, and IDW Silver.
>>529937165It's OOC for ALL SILVERS
>>529937484Ok blaze now hold still... *throws wrench*
>Sonic will never be this kino
https://youtu.be/b8Kq-vPQzeY?si=weLo8rWRfiYgOwDA&t=570
>>529937161Fang clears Surge easy
>>529937503I think it was the same studio that made that Tex Avery cartoon that didn't have characters actually made by Tex Avery.
>>529937484Ewww that's where the poo poo and peepee comes out
>>529937484ANON, GET DOWN!
They're gonna kill you!
>>529937775Archie Blaze vs. Surge job off. Who will job more?
>>529937331So you bow to my will, culture, and desires. Not much of an own.
>>529935919Jakks is finally making a Tails doll plush. I hope we get something to scale with the figures and Metal Knuckles someday too.
>>529937413Fuck lol Charming I guess could uh help Tails in the fight I guess
>>529937484I still don't get why japs censor the pussy
>>529937215Sonic is a teenager. Teenagers are horny.
>>529938261They censor dicks too. It's part of their pornography laws.
>give me your coolest, confidentest, capableist girls
>>529938250Best thing Charming can do is a play with Tails where Tails is the princess then get crushed by the stage set.
>>529938261they cant have people fappen all day when the birth rate is so low
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>>529937742Would be better if it was Snake and Kaz instead
>>529938669Why? They were never enemy's.
>>529938572Don't Japan have sperm banks?
>>529938419https://x.com/TheSonicScoop/status/1937516985039868027
>>529938545Jani-Queen and Lara-Mary Sue
They're into Silver though
I want to fap to Sonia's big boobs but her stupid voice is ruining it for me. I hate you all. You did this to me.
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
Fluffy boyo <3
>S-STOP! YOU... WHATEVER FEMALE APE YOU ARE!
No.
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
>>529938825probably, but i dont think they have single mothers
>>529938979Did I do that?
>>529938979Watch one of the foreign dubs that didn't feel the need to cast Jaleel for all three siblings.
>>529938925too bad he's gay
>>529938572that happens anyways, its why the rates are so low
>>529939151OOC Espio would be the one saying he's not gay while Silver cries and listens to Dreams of an Absolution.
>>529937596That shit's so dumb. Just ignore it. Only autists will care.
>>529939349Espio swaps spit with Vector every night and gets his ass pounded by his big gator daddy dick
>>529939202I wish they actually gave it a voice
>>529939504OOC. Vector is only into milfs and hags.
>>529939196It's okay. Jani-Ca is more manly than any male character. He can date her and still be gay.
>>529937596Pink Sally was a better look and looked close enough to a Sonic character.
>>529939467Where did this meme come from?
>>529939237Actually the reason birthrates are so low across every country is because female education levels are higher than mens' and women don't want to settle with "low status" men.
>>529939565Vanilla isn't into scaleskins so Vector copes by fucking Espio while he's dressed up as Vanilla
>>529934520Have fun at work today
Why is Sonurge so kino bros...
>Sexualize a character in-universe
>Cast a man to play her
>i post a semi-nude character
>insta-banned
>anon slaps a blaze pic with her open butthole in artillery position
>janny is asleep
Why am i cursed?
>>529939901Vanilla and Vector are together a lot. It's only Cream that doesn't like scaleskins because her daddy left her with a lot of racist teachings.
>>529938579What car would Shadow be?
I vote for a black supercharged 1960's Mercedes-Benz 300 SL.
Silver would be an Alfa Romeo Scarabeo.
>>529939875>women don't want to settle with "low status" men.IE blue collar guys.
>>529939504Vecpio is a surprisingly popular ship.
>>529939875>women don't want to settle with "low status" menLet me guess, they prefer them confident and capable?
>>529939539Mimic will make a slow motion groaning noise if you wait long enough
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Here's the sauce btw
https://x.com/Pochincoff/status/1940943638701527513
>>529940439>they prefer them confident and capable?If they did, they'd go for the blue collar guys instead of the geeky engineers or hood rats.
>>529940606But I'm a blue collar guy and I have a wife
>>529938925Archie writers sure did like Lara-su huh.
>>529940091That's a decent choice. classic elegant looking with high performance. I think the Shadow car should be sporty and aggro. like a muscle car
>>529940227>Vecpio is a surprisingly popular ship.Who cares what retard white girls like? They make anything gay.
>>529940531Sometimes i forgot blaze is rich enough she probably has a royal intelligence agency with an army of bots and infinite IPs to spread propaganda about her butthole.
How do I find a cute partner that's autistic about Sonic and isn't a tranny
>>529940439Gold was a warning
>>529940701>people are married on /sthg/Those poor spouses.
>>529940752She's pretty much the main character of the X Years Later stories just as Penders intended.
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If Sonic saw someone about to kill themselves, would he oppress them by taking away their means of doing so, or would he prioritize their freedom and let them go through with it?
>>529940013They don't want you to know this, but the jannies are Blazefags
>>529940701Your wife isn't retarded then
>>529940869The last two girls my buddy has talked to where into sonic, but were both neurotic and sounded exhausting to actually try and date.
>>529940462Mimic lemur costume is hideous
>>529940869You don't. Female Sonic fans are like Hello Kitty girls. Avoid them.
>>529937210>>529937210Lets be real here most of these female fans are coming from SA2, 06 and probably Unleashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5F7zWwpDIg
Appealing to girls was always in Sonic's DNA, the West suppressed it in the 90s, but it flourished in the 2000s
Ejaculating prematurely while being next to Surge, so I blame it on Kit, but the truth is that Surge is hot
Describe Silver the Hedgehog's personality
Wait, you can perfectly draw backgrounds with every item placed in realistic fashion? Why the fuck does IDW use 3d model traces for shit then?
>>529941109>>529941030I'm a girl tho
But I too am neurotic and mentally ill! Sad!
>>529930701Blaze celebrates 4/20 (and by that I mean Hitler's birthday)
>>529941112Is it mostly yaoi fangirls?
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Knouge
>>529940753I can see that too. A muscle car goes well with Shadow's more aggressive design (Compared to Sonic, at least.), But I think Shadow and Sonic both have a bit of an aerodynamic flair that muscles cars tend to ignore.
>>529941149>ejaculate prematurely>"oh sorry kits just so hot">but really its surge whos so hotDid I get that right?
>>529911206Imagine how alternate timeline Tangle would've felt:
>Worries about Whisper falling into killing because of asshole the octopus>Manages to avoid that happening by a miraculous amount of comic book luck making Mimic kill himself at the perfect time>All is well with the universe>Meanwhile Lanolin fucking dies because Jewel lumped her in with Mimic or something, and therefore needs her dead for security reasons>Somehow, despite all odds her childhood best friend was the one who killed someone, not the former mercenary she was so worried about
>>529941228See? Female Sonic fans are crazy.
>>529940979So that's why i get banned when i start seeing purple cats posted.
>>529941053Wait there's a lemur suit?
Farting next to gold and then saying Silver did it and laughing smugly when he denies it
>>529941346And male fans aren't?
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what did he mean by this though
>>529941165Not confident and not capable
>>529941112>Dear My FriendWhat's your point with that? I don't think I've seen anybody say they like that song
>>529941487Oh, I'm going crazy.
Going crazy on them beans.
>>529941293No
Kit controls fluids
>>529941228Oh, well just find a generic nerdy guy then.
Both Sonic and Silver have Tenrec counterparts based on a western writer's inability to understand their character
>>529941487Some. Chris doesn't count because he's also a Pokemon fan.
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>>529941643As a human woman, it my birthright to be bred by the werehog.
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If a female fan did this for male characters what would the choices be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XwXguUCIo8
How do i handle a neurotic gf? Will she stab me while sleeping for not liking her fav ship?
>>529941753Mina did nothing wrong.
>>529941524It means Sonic is like the dogs
Is this where Sonics from?
>>529941972Werehog would be in top 3 for sure.
I don't know what guptill's hair obsession would translate to with the opposite sex, though.
>>529942031>TailsfagNo, she'll be great. Believe me. Make sure not to have 911 on speed dial to show her you trust her.
>>529941907>Foxy had a sidekick made Kit the foxCute
>>529941165Very emotionally driven and straight forward person who never gives up and loses hope no matter what
>>529942160>hoeSo being the wind does mean you're a hedonist.
>>529942170I think Shadow would be number one.
>>529942237>hurr durr tailsfagSnowflake.
>>529941972In no particular order
Sonic
Shadow
Scourge
Werehog
Fang
Knuckles
Silver
Mephiles
Espio
Starline
>>529941863I mean this in the kindest, most earnestly confused way possible.
I didn't ask.
Maybe you knew that, though.
>>529942458I'm giving you good life advice here. I think you should go out with her in the middle of nowhere with lots of sharp objects in the vehicle too.
>>529941863FWA... when you're going to post art again?
>>529942712I accidentally replied to you, sorry bro.
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>>529942672I still love that Fang coming back gave him a notable female following. His role in his comeback game was abusing a woman lmao.
>>529942787Yes ok faggot.
>>529943106Some women are into that.
>>529943106"I can fix him" isn't just a meme
>>529940869>partnerUgh. Say girlfriend, bro.
>>529942868No worries, anon! Enjoy your Werehoghog!
>a deer was raped
>sadly, it's not this whore
Me estoy masturbando ahora mismo!
>>529942813Not her but I wish she would draw more werehog kino
>>529940797Nigga she lives in the middle ages, the only intelligence she will get is about herbs
>>529943569WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK??
WHY IS THE WINDIEST OF WINDNICS OPPRESSING KNUCKLES AND TAKING AWAY HIS FREEDOM?!! SPARKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
>>529943636Do our mascots bat for the other team? Are they happy? Do they eat carpet? Do they cry a lot in comics written by Ian Flynn?
>>529943106You think Women understand themselves?
>>529943636Inhaling deer butt smell, but u still prefer Sage
>>529943856If her intelligence is as big as her breasts we got a huge problem.
Sonic characters with this feel?
https://youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo
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>>529936038women like shounen, sure. but more women than men?
>>529943996Following an honor that promotes suicide is not freedom
>>529944259Women don't like shounen, anon, women like Knuckles.
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>>529941863>TFW YWN get to shove your face in Werehog fluff
>>529943636>I'm InvisibleBut I can clearly see her
>>529944347Excuse me, is it not his choice to follow the honor? And if you stop him from following it, are you not limiting his freedom?
>>529944403> Women like knuckles.I thought they liked hands in general.
Not in general, but in the same way some men like feet.
>>529944403Rare based women
>>529944572why is this egg so glad
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>>529944760Tails shut Windnic up.
>>529944680I am a man and do not like feet.
Alright fuck it.
Pick your poison.
Would you rather live in a house with 4 windfags or 4 shipfags.
>>529944680Do you mean yaoi hands? I guess they like masculine features. strong hands for head patting. sharp eyes, thick jaws, muscular physique...etc
idk why anyone likes feet tho
>>529945068I'd rather be dead.
>>529945068I rather live with 4 Zeti
>>529944403Knuckles made some weird faces in Underground, I know it's due to the show's art style but he looks off model way more often than the hedgehog trio.
>>529944543>remember lah>remember dev notes from a female staff member>remember girls all hugging the werehog cosplay in a gaming event
>>529945068If I don't have to interact with any of them, can't hear them, and my room has an ensuite bathroom, it won't matter which.
If I can hear their inane ramblings, HAVE to interact with them, and I don't have a private bathroom, then neither.
>>529945109I heard once females like things that look cool, mysterious and with a pinch of "i can fix him" to make them feel in control somehow, but a subtle control and not open.
>>529943329>I can fix himHim
>>529945109Doesn't Shadow come off as more effeminate relatively than Sonic? Especially in Asia and the Mid East where he's voiced by women?
>>529944543It hurts everyday
>>529944572It's not his choice because Knuckles thinks he has to follow that honor to be a real knight. That's what Sonic thinks is stupid, Sonic would want you to be a knight with your own rules
>>529945675>Sabrina carpenter album cover Based lol
>>529945675Why are they abusing shadow?
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>>529945870Because he deserves it
>'25 Tokyo Joypolis dialogue
>Rouge tricks Shadow into going in the photo booth by claiming it's a teleportation device
>Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles join, group photo
>Shadow asks what the light was
>Sonic says only his eyes are sparkling in the photo and he's the 'ultimate cuteness'
>Shadow demands Sonic give him all the photos so he can destroy it
Shadow taking a selfie and putting himself through Insta filters
>>529945872You're crazier than Bean.
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>>529945828Well, being a "real knight" is a subjective definition, so if Knuckles sees a real knight as someone who kills themselves, then that's STILL his choice.
In fact, if Knuckles didn't think a real knight committed seppuku, then he wouldn't do it in the first place.
Which sonic character ls would chase women at night?
>>529945870He Hedgehog best friend
>>529945709Sonic's voiced by a woman in the Arabic dub, too. Arab Sonic sounds like a kid. Arab Shadow sounds like the same kid but smoking. So nope.
Cuddles with blobian men and children
>>529946174Oh, right, Shadow said he loves Sabrina in the takeover. What happened to him being a Swiftie and part of the Beyhive?
>>529945739>I could fix him but whatever the fuck is wrong with him is honestly way hotter
lol Sonic has canonically called Shadow cute and not Amy
>>529939349Espio has a fucking heart on his chest and subs to Silver in Rivals 2
>>529946237>Arab Sonic sounds like a kid.It's almost 1:1 Martin Burke's take though.
>>529946302I think Swift got cancelled
>>529946527*Tongue punches your fartbox*
>>529946527Her face is too flat and humanlike
>>529909637Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
>>529946302>SwiftieProbably dropped her
>BeyhiveCrashdow only joke and Beyonce betrayed Shadow anyways.
I have secret info that
Silver will be humiliated by Shadow in that Crossworlds Animation and Gold will cuck him
>>529946626Yes by Sabrina with the help of Billie eillish and Beyonce
>>529947075The Downfall of Silver The Hedgehog
>>529947075>Gold is canonized just to bully SilverBased.
>>529947075What crossworlds animation?
>>529946130The scene is potrayed as Knuckles not wanting to kill himself but that he must and that's what Sonic disagrees with
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Should I commission porn of Slinger, Manic or the wolf? I really can't decide.
>>529944998That why I meant "some". I'm not into feet either.
>>529945109Yaoi hands are part of it, but, and this is once again only applicable to some women, if you read around you can find a lot of accounts from women focusing on hands, and from my own experience, the girls I've dated, although the number is small, all have commented liking watching me do something with my hands. From driving, to painting, to cooking, it seemed to be a focal point. Now my experience is limited and perhaps I'm overthinking it, and it does seem less sexual in nature than foot fetish but slightly so.
>>529947167>Beyonce continues to ruin Shadow's life
>>529947225Yeah, but I'm talking about a situation where the person wants to do it.
Why the fuck did you use an example from BK against my original hypothetical, only to admit they weren't analogous when I dove into it?
If someone wanted to fucking die and jump off a building, would Sonic stop them?
>>529947268Hands is mostly because handling tools or stuff to build, hunt, caress etc. It's also why women tend to be into guitarists or DJs or maybe that's because the latter looks like fingering a clit who knows.
>>529947247MANIC! He never gets porn
>>529947247Commission some Slingver
>>529947449>If someone wanted to fucking die and jump off a building, would Sonic stop them?Yes.
Same way he'd stop a bad guy from killing a billion people.
Sonic does what he thinks is right. He believes in freedom, of course, but if your choices result in something Sonic doesn't agree with, he'll stop you.
>>529947075Silver just exists to get shit on at this point.
>>529947213>>529924683
>>529947375Shadow was the audience member Beyonce shouted "SHE AIN'T NO DIVA!" at
>>529947458Knuckles isn't a faggot. He's the straightest character in Sonic Underground.
>>529947532I think it has more to do with masculine looking features... like how men like women who look feminine. women like masculine looking men. you know that gigachad meme
>>529947310Both are so pretty
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Don't forget to eat a burger today /sthg/!
It's a federal crime to not eat one on Independence Day.
>>529947532Funny that in classical guitar it is common to use a technique called fingering.
It's the only time you can say "I'm gonna try fingering A minor" and have it not mean something nefarious.
>>529947703You guys actually think there's going tobe an animated episode of this shit?
That's the entire animation nothing more.
>>529947678Oh, so it's only freedom for him.
So it's "Might makes right"
Just like Eggman, then.
I see.
Unfortunately, I'm not like the wind
pretty crazy how close bunnie came to looking like a segasonic character
>>529947939>Itch but for Tailsfags
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Why do they say Silver is someone that can rival Sonic and Shadow and then do nothing but make him lose and get humiliated? Just make him a full on joke character if you're never going to take him seriously.
>>529948219>Ian makes Knuckles say that Shadow is a jerkWhat did Ian mean by this?
I FUCKING LOVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
HE'S LIKE THE WIND
HE INSPIRES ME
HE INSPIRES CHARACTERS IN THE FICTIONAL STORIES BUT HE LITERALLY INSPIRES ME
I HAVE DONE THINGS I THOUGHT WERE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I LOVE SONIC SO FUCKING MUCH SONIC IS AMAZING
Sonic character with this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8dKd4o9ec
>>529947939>character is about accepting your own flaws and exploit them>troon out insteadwhy
>>529941602Everything in Sonic has at least one fan if you look hard enough for them, I'm sure even Sonic Blast for the Game Gear has at least one fan
and statistically they are probably a woman
>>529948336SoJ has things figured out, SoA follows twitter drama and since they see a lot of slander they think it's whats hip
>>529948336>Why do they say Silver is someone that can rival Sonic and ShadowAccording to sega
>then do nothing but make him lose and get humiliatedEvan's husbando doing his house chores
>>529947706Paying thousands for a ticket just to get attacked why is she like this
My friends think its a joke when I "satirically" say that I want to fuck the werehog and that I find him hot as fuck
>>529948125Sonic would show them a better way and if that doesn't work, then he won't stop them
>>529948125Eggman's freedom hurts the freedom of others
>>529920717>based on outdated Western Sonic cartoon designsYou aren't wrong but her design is a step up from the usual western made sonic character of the time. Her hair still stands out amongst the Sonic cast but now that Honey is part of the classic verse it's not so out of place anymore.
>>529947562Isn't that the Mimic???
>>529948175Close? She was the only freedom fighter who actually managed to look like a sonic character the most.
>>529948578>My friends think its a joke when I "satirically" say that I want to fuck [character]Know that feel but these guys usually slip up bad and dispose of themselves.
>>529946391It's in jest, autist. He’s fucking with him.
>>529920717>Big and Blaze are the only true Sonic cats and look so different because of their vastly different purposes.it has nothing to do with purposes, big looks wildly different from blaze because they take more liberties when designing big body characters
just look at how different storm looks from jet and wave for example
>>529948036I will eat many burgies
>>529948578my friends straight up just f me Rouge bro btw
What alcohol should I drink for today? Whiskey?
I DON'T POST WIND STUFF AS A JOKE I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE THINGS I AM POSTING
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>>529948578If they're really your friends they'll understand
>>529920717>Big and Blaze are the only true Sonic cats and look so different because of their vastly different purposesBig might be Blaze's long lost big brother
>>529949236American? Bourbon or beer would seem like the most fitting for the 4th.
>>529948778My friends know that I have a small harem of werehog collectibles, hug a plush of him, and have done painstakingly long art projects of him. They also know that I'm a khv and that I like to call Sonic my boyfriend a lot. They probably have an idea but maybe aren't fully aware that I'd sex this hog
>>529949319Them being cats doesn't make them related
That's Pooh's Adventures logic
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>>529948705AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You hear that, guys? If Windnic saw a man about to fucking kill themselves, he wouldn't restrain them, he wouldn't slap the gun out of their hand.
He would sit there and spout generic inspirational crap and watch him fucking die.
Amazing. Truly.
>>529949551They're both purple
>>529948757>Mimic He rarely puts on the green one he prefers the blue and magenta hedgehog hedgie suits
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to IDWfags.
The only fags I need is your mom and dad.
~SEGA~
>>529949551>Them being cats doesn't make them relatedAbove her head.
>>529948578Why does he have an anorexic waist?
>>529949236Beer my friend, beer and whiskey like a waterfall.
Tell me /sthg/, i'm really curious how international this place is.
So i gotta ask which country your are from?
who's your favortie sonic game character, and who's you're favorite sonic character from an alternate universe or side media.
I've come from the land of the sepia filter, and tacos, México.
Mi favorite game character is sonic, with tails being a close second.
My favorite sonic character from side media is probably Archie bunnie rabbot particularly her reboot design, but classic archie bunnie is a beauty too, witch clove the pronghorn being a close second.
>>529950017Big has a cameo in all of Sonic Channel's art
>>529949378>>529950095Spending the day beer binging it is then. If only I had more to smoke.
>>529948125>Sonic stopping someone from killing themselves? BAD>>>529949591>Sonic NOT stopping someone from killing themselves? BADYour idea here seems to be that if Sonic truly embodies "freedom" for everyone, he should be willing to allow someone to take their own life. If he stops them, he's a hypocrite for "imposing his will" onto them. The overall point you're making being that embodying freedom to such a degree is inherently flawed. Is that correct?
But this is silly. To allow someone to just kill themselves because "freedom" is an extreme that disregards any actual care for their well-being. Sonic does what he thinks is right, he values life, he values people, so why would he let them die!? He wouldn't. To fight for the freedom of everyone doesn't mean allowing them to just kill anybody else, not even themselves. To take a life is to take away their freedom.
>>529950232That Tails is very sexual.
>>529950094He's top heavy
>>529949861He would mistake Mimic for a custom and wear his corpse as a suit
>>529948564And then he acted surprised when she murdered all his therapy friends in front of him.
>>529950340Calm down, Rouge.
>>529950232Meh, smoke sucks (and fucks my asthma too). But at least i can still burn myself with liquors (and sleep like a baby).
>>529950185American. My favorite Sonic character is Fang and my favorite alternate media Sonic character is Grounder.
>>529948770>looks really similar to cream and vanilla>had rouge's body type before rouge was even a thinggenuinely impressive considering the only sonic character they used as inspiration was the little rabbit animal from sonic 1
>>529950271what if that person killing themselves was the only way to save the world/prevent further harm to innocent people? needs of the many outweighing the wants of the individual and all that
>>529950198I like that bigs 'thing' in sa2 was random background cameos and that just stuck forever.
>>529950696>the only waySonic will defy fate and save everyone. Or die trying.
>>529950340serious tails is intriguing
The problem with Silver in IDW is that "apocalyptic survivor" means "special needs kid that doesn't know anything" to the writers and not "warrior from hell focused on saving everything".
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>>529950271Huh? When did I say anything was bad? I'm just trying to determine Sonic's ideology here.
>To take a life is to take away their freedom.Sonic not respecting their freedom to take away their freedom is STILL him not respecting their freedom.
You sound like you're going through cognitive dissonance. He is either "Might makes right" or he would watch a man kill themselves, there's no other choice.
>>529950696Don't bring up the trolley problem. He's just gonna say "Sonic would find a way to save everyone CAUSE HE'S SANIC!!" or some shit.
>>529950185American.
Favorite character is Tails.
Side media would have to be Kit followed closely by Nine.
>>529950017They're not related
it's her husband
https://files.catbox.moe/tcpbqu.jpg
As an American, it is our right to shoot down Tailsfags like animals (in Roblox Speed Simulator). God bless America and happy 4th of July.
>>529950828>"Sonic would find a way to save everyone CAUSE HE'S SANIC!!"You know me so well...
>He is either "Might makes right" or he would watch a man kill themselves, there's no other choice.And thus, you should already know that the answer to this would be the same.
>>529950975As an American, it is my god given right to defend myself and Tails from violence or slander.
>>529950891Why so much blaze porn today
>>529950017He went on vacation there once time and they worshiped him as their new god
>>529951227Is there a character that follows normal animal patterns?
>>529950185Won't tell you exactly which country, but i'm south european tailsfag + fionafag combo, i like foxes in general.
>>529951227They're mostly cats with a little bit of jerboa genes.
>>529950757so basically such stakes cannot exist in any story involving Sonic as a character, which is fine as Sonic shouldn't fit in all kinds of stories
>>529950828>He's just gonna say "Sonic would find a way to save everyone CAUSE HE'S SANIC!!" or some shitwell, it's a very meta reason, but it's a reality of how Sonic is meant to be portrayed
simple yet strong messaging is where Sonic shines, more layered storytelling will break down after a certain point
>>529951227Explain this pic then.
Tailsfags should get nuked like the Japanese. It would solve a lot of trouble.
>>529951310Or he's from the Sol Dimension and he got stuck in Sonic's after following Froggy through some portal. Or the Sol Emeralds threw his ass there to take part in SA1.
>>529950185I'm a burgerland resident. Favorite game character is Shadow but Mighty's a very close second, favorite side character is probably Sara from the OVA, I'm not that invested in the side media.
>>529950185brazilian
knuckles is my favorite character
for side media, i dunno, jewel maybe? she's cute, pleasant to look at and i like bugs
>>529951431That's a tiger, not a domestic cat.
>>529951365Foxes are beautiful, fluffy creatures.
Tokyo Joypolis dialogue (paraphrased):
>Amy: Fufu, Shadow is gets so serious when he's worried.
>Rouge: Aren't you similar?
>Amy: N-no way!
>>529951426>more layered storytelling will break down after a certain pointEspecially since Sonic's supposed to be Shonen. If you're that much of a fuxking nerd you can't have fun and enjoy a simple but fun story, then Sonic ain't for you.
>>529951227Anon 90% of sonic characters do not follow proper color schemes for their animals.
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women should hate women and respect men
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>Tails when he smells mint
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Nice lyrics, Sonicbabs.
>>529952067I blame the Tailsfags. They would use AI.
>>529951709They are gorgeous, canines in generals are wonderful, but foxes have elegance.
also if anyone ask i don't ship tails and fiona, i just like their philosophical conflict, they resonate a lot with me
>>529908919I bought it and sold it back after a month to make rent.
I can't even fathom regretting that choice.
>>529950271I think you're getting the point here. Sonic? BAD! OHOHOHOHOHO!
(nta)
Kitties
https://files.catbox.moe/dxmavw.png
>>529951870Everyone should be nicer to each other, the world is rotten enough as is.
Tying Tailsfags to rockets and sending them flying as fireworks to celebrate the 4th of July!
>>529952425There's a reason they call him "Big"
>>529952425Does that artist even make content anymore? I'm not even talking about his nsfw content.
>>529950385Stand back Whisper
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>>529951003>And thus, you should already know that the answer to this would be the same.Not this time, bitch!
This time, there is no fate to defy, it's all the conscious actions of a sapient being, not the universe or anything like that.
There is no way Sonic can stop this man without infringing on his freedom. Stop him physically? Nope. Brainwashing? Nuh uh. Threats? Nah. Even persuasion/manipulation can be considered forceful to some degree, although I wouldn't really make that argument since it's arbitrary to define the threshold of when someone who's being manipulated can't actually consent, but I also think you wouldn't say that Sonic is SOOO fucking persuasive that he could give this man a professional-level therapy session out of the blue. But JUST IN CASE, let's bake it in that the man is emotionally unstable and won't listen to Sonic, or better yet, he's already in the process of falling from a building or pulling the trigger, and only Sonic can stop him since he's super fast, but can't converse with him.
Tell me, biatch. What would Sonic do?
>>529951426>well, it's a very meta reasonThat's precisely why it's a bad reason. Even if he never encounters this situation, simply answering a question meant to test the depth of his character with "It's not gonna happen" proves that Sonic is shallow (Or at least your headcanon of him).
Man if it's getting late in EVROPA, happy indipendence day to americans btw.
The dimensional merge happens tonight
>>529952067AI can ALMOST come up with better lyrics than this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSOzwB2Pdws
>>529952589Joker crowbar reference
>>529952621>There is no way Sonic can stop this man without infringing on his freedom.But really, this is no different than trying to argue that Sonic stopping Eggman is infringing on Eggman's "freedom".
It's not good to let someone throw their life away, the right thing to do is to save them. Framing that as "infringing on their freedom" is inherently flawed. Sonic can't ignore someone in need of help, so why would he let them kill themselves? That's antithetical to Sonic's nature.
Either way, Sonic doesn't care how he's perceived for the actions he takes. He does what HE thinks is right in the situation, and that's that. If Sonic was put in this theoretical situation with Eggman or whoever being the one saying what you're saying, Sonic wouldn't care for your words. He'd save the guy, and move on.
>>529908063 (OP)Humiliated character
>>529951709Look at this doodlegraph.
Every time I see it makes me ehhehehe.
>>529908063 (OP)Destroyed character.
