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==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 24 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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>>529952595
>>529948036If backgroundanon is still here, this is a better pic since the tail isn't cut off.
>>529989514Tails is the most important person to Sonic
What if Shadow took a page from Vergil and used Chaos Spears remotely?
>>529989782Didnt he do this in the final Neo Devil Doom fight
>>529989501 (OP)Conductors wife should have a chest at least twice that big
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>>529989654He's his little brother/son. And he pays for his shit.
>Next Sonic game is an adventure Sonic and Shadow go on together
Would you play it?
>"We won't change the models. Why change what ain't broken?"
- Iizuka, Takashi
Naked
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>>529990191Christ I forgot about this clip, I would sell my best friend into slavery to make this a reality
>>529989783MIA since 2010โฆ
Cuckaze. Cuckangle. Cuckamy.
>>529989669She just like me fr
>>529989782He always could, But if Shadow and Vergil differ in one way it's that Vergil doesn't believe in using firearms because of some misguided and honestly retarded view of the Samurai code while Shadow happy uses modern firearms without issues so there is less of a need for constant chaos spears.
I hope you guys had a good day and happy 4th of july whoever celebrates it!
>>529990413>I would sell my best friend into slavery to make this a realityTaking away someone else's freedom? That's not very SOVLnic of you...
I hate sonaze because I'm a retarded ESL shitmyfag shitverfag who can't read between the lines and realize that Blaze is Sonic's true love and is the only canon ship
>>529990245>Little brotherYes
>SonNo
>>529990247Sounds cool but it would have to be good obviously
>>529990247Had a idea of a shadow 2 with a playable sword wielding sonic in the last third
>>529990563I know, but I'm desperate
>>529990395My vision getting foggy now
Kill shippers. Behead shippers. Roundhouse kick a shipper into the concrete. Slam dunk a shipper baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy shippers. Defecate in a shipper's food. Launch shippers into the sun. Stir fry shippers in a wok. Toss shippers into an active volcanoes. Urinate into a shipper's gas tank. Judo throw shippers into a wood chipper. Twist shippers' heads off. Report shippers to the IRS. Karate chop shippers in half. Curb stomp pregnant shippers. Trap shippers in quicksand. Crush shippers in the trash compactor. Liquefy shippers in a vat of acid. Eat shippers. Dissect shippers. Shove a bowling ball into a shipper's ass. Exterminate shippers in the gas chamber. Stomp shipper skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate shippers in the oven. Lobotomize shippers. Mandatory abortions for shippers. Grind shipper fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown shippers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize shippers with a ray gun. Kick old shippers down the stairs. Feed shippers to alligators. Slice shippers with a katana.
Boy would I LOVE to eat Krack's booty crack. Put my tongue in there, open up those yams, play with those funyuns.
Krack if you're reading, just send a pic bro... Just a pic, you don't have to show your face, just make a guy happy bro, I'll draw you Shadow
>>529991012>shitverfagYour opinion is shit just like your beloved faggot parasite. Follow your own advice and spare the rest of us from your existence.
>>529990247Depends, is it boost slop?
>>529991202Bro, love yourself and stop embarassing yourself
>>529991453Momentum this time, spin dashing if you want a temporary boost
>>529989514The fabled Piccolo Sonic. Wonder what made him like that.
>>529989654If Sonic had to choose between saving Tails's life and saving Blaze's life, you think he would choose Tails?
>>529991790he would choose blaze because thats the love of his life and the world would burn without her. he doesnt give a shit about tails
>>529991029SOVL vs soulless
>>529991930WHY IS HE SO HOT
>>529991790He wouldn't choose and would somehow save both
But in this hypothetical scenario where Sonic is forced by god or whatever he would save Tails
>>529991579Tails made him softer in 3&K which is reflected in his sprite
>>529991574Give me any momentum based 3D sonic game again and I am in.
>>529991790He'd save both because he's Sonic the Hedgehog
>>529991790Tails because Blaze's brother can still fill her role in the Sol Empire.
>>529992046Rouge before and after she had Silver
Shaking, sobbing and ugly crying all over again over Rouge's breast removal. How do you guys cope the pain away?
>>529992217Blaze's brother is a non-verbal autistic
>>529992405It was just SoA being dumb again
>>529992405I simply live with the pain...
>>529992405That whole debate goes to some interesting places
How were the Fourth of July fireworks? Do you wish you would have had Patriotic Sonic in your arms as you were watching them?
>>529991790An actual sonic fan would know he would have save both because he's sonic the hedgehog, alternatively, he could save one of them and then said character help to save the other no matter if its blaze or tails.
>>529992638Hey, I never saw this one, is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_rG36F7X8
Sonic games for this feel?
>>529992469My guy, it's in the Japanese promos now
>>529993673>It has reached the eastOwari da
>>529993673No.... It can't be....
>>529993673Shadow told her to stop acting like a whore and cover up
>>529993323Shame this isn't a re thread, cause then I could post re4
>>529993673Wing consistency bothers me more
>>529993673Considering that SoA was responsible for the Meta Era that influenced the entire franchise I'm gonna take a guess that they're responsible for Japan censoring Rouge too.
>>529993946So who murdered them
>>529994202where's Bullwinkle...?
>>529994204Eddie "Silver" Low
>>529993673At least she's still busty, just more covered up, I'm more infuriated by covering her back because it makes sense for her bat wings.
>>529993323I guess Sonic Adventure 2 would be the more generic answer
>>529994112At some when do we believe that Japan is part of the problem? SoA has nothing to do with Sonic & Friends. Japan doesn't stand on business when SoA says "we gotta change tarot to fortune" or "Fang the Hunter"
>>529994295They didnโt have no bullwinkle
>>529994346Someone should tweet Sega to port the adventure games to current gen consoles
>>529994204Vector. He knew their relationship was more than just friends and they had to be disposed of.
When asked whatever happened to Mighty and Ray, Vector would just say "They're burning in Hell" and leaves it at that. I hope this croc pays for his crime one day.
>>529994532Damn right after pride month? Thatโs cold
>>529994357I believe we're back to having two canons like in the 90s
>>529994357Let them cope. Lizukacucks don't have anything to look forward to, so let them keep the small pleasure they get from blaming Japan's failures on America. As long as they can pretend literally everything wrong with the franchise isn't Japan's, they have some reason to live.
>>529994671Yeah im not on your side faggot Japan may be spineless but America is still the real cancer
>>529994357The fact they were the reason we didn't have vocals in Sonic music, it's safer to not dismiss them. They clearly have some kind of influence. Probably telling the japanese what's "better" because they "know what the west wants from Sonic".
>>529994671>LizukacucksWho the fuck is Lizuka
Which Patriotic Sonic is better, this one or
>>529992841 ?
>>529994357SOJ is part of the problem. They are totally cucked by the west now and they likely donโt care since Sonic makes peanuts in Japan anyway. I wish burgers and bongs would be put in their place already by nips but other Japanese companies are getting cucked too so it seems like an industry problem.
>>529993946I tell myself all the classic characters died in the war cause itโs fucked up and amuses me
>>529989709>leotarduuuuooOOO
>Lizuka
RAPE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
How would Amy react if she learned that Sonic was a lost prince?
>>529992463That's an aura farmer, he can still rule (sit on the throne while looking cool).
I don't like Sega in general and I think Sonic Team has a really bad problem when it comes to utilizing the larger Sonic cast but pretty much everything the west made ever doesn't appeal to me much. The Japanese at least get the characters and have good story concepts
Yes I also think blaming all of Sonic's woes towards SoA is dumb but really the overall output of both entities isn't comparable
Fuck all of you, I'm choosing violence tonight
When are Sonic fans going to rise up?
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>>529995459That seems consensual.
But I've been wrong about it before so what do I know?
>>529995537Shadria art makes me happy =)
I like romantic art of any kind of ship, as long as is cute.
We're just a handful of shitposting autists on a korean basket weaving forum. What could we possibly do to change the fate of this franchise?
>>529995721Add to that that you're an avatarfagging homosexual pedophile.
Lee Zooka and his bazooka.
>>529995598No reposting faggot
>>529995826>Lizuka>Liquid Iizuka
>>529995828Nice dog keychain
>>529995721Make an original IP, hope it gets big enough to have a crossover with Sonic, and use it as an opportunity to write Sonic correctly
>>529995598Adorable and canon
What's sonic thinking of?
>>529996058Uekawa boxart for Sonic frontiers (he's going to draw it)
>>529995934I'm not posting the image to an art repository and I'm not claiming to be the original artist. The watermark is there if you wanna see the artist's other work. Aogirinaru doesn't own the Sonic IP or characters and really I'm not doing anything wrong
>>529995721I don't know about you guys, but I intend to pitch a Sonic series to SEGA
>>529996058This - - >
>>529995459
So why does Sonic hate guns? I thought he was American?
>>529995950> Solid Iizuka> Emphasis on Solid.
>>529996058>green colorTenrussy
I just personally think that Amy having an obsession with Sonic like she used to is just bad for her character and the girls who are supposed to self-insert as her. Women shouldn't be seeking validation from men.
>>529996058something unfunny, since it is this general
>>529995459Based Sonanglechad
We can work for SEGA. If Sonic Retro can do it, we can too.
We can change Sonic from the inside.
>>529996263The point is to be an interesting and fun character, not to be a self-insert. I know that's hard for you to understand.
>>529995950>>529996241Well you can tell who's got the recessive genes.
>>529996293These guys were quite unsuccessful at "changing Sonic"
>>529996369I'm not entirely shit at volleyball, so maybe.
>>529996241>You have surpassed even The Boss (Yuji Naka) Iizuka...I reward you the title of Big Boss.
>>529996263>Women shouldn't be seeking validation from men.Yet, they do, and a real Amy fan knows what true love is
>>529996487Only because the game was 2D pixel shit. Whitehead wanted a 3D Sonic game.
>i post fox
>the thread dies
Another victory for boy!
>>529996058Fighting Metal Sonic
>>529996263> supposed to self-insert as herNo one is "supposed" to self insert as anyone.
They CAN self insert, but that's entirely on the person, not the character, and if the character was built to be a self-insert something is severely wrong.
>>529996685Why do you say that, you seething manchild? I don't see any children here
>>529996710WHERE IS THE MELANIN?
>>529996239He's more of a sword kind of guy.
>>529996710Nah, I hate it. I'm so used to seeing Sonic reject her that I'm inoculated to it, but seeing it happen with someone else just hurts.
>>529996710This art is great but since Shadamy is dumb its not as sensible as the Sonouge piece (which i think used this as inspo)
I think I wanna see someone do this but with Rouge in Amy/Babs spot and Shade in Rouge/Starfire spot
>>529996585In-character and fitting with movie 4 coming up
>>529996239Im sure everyone knows its a reference to Sega and Yuji Naka(?) not wanting Sonic to use guns
I miss little details like that, it feels like how Batman has a no kill rule because of old mandates. Stuff like that becoming part of a character is fun
Chroniclesfag please post Maria
>>529996710Cucking Amy in Shadamy now too? Shippers are petty towards her.
https://youtu.be/xfJuJrqFhXM
>>529997081>Silver jobbing in the background Kek
>>529996984I dunno which came first but I got this from here before bestieposting.
>>529996710This doesn't even make sense since neither Shadow nor Rouge are equivalent to Nightwing and Starfire It's Sonic and Blaze
>>529996293Good luck with that bros. Sincerely. I wish alpha chad Sonic fans would fix this mess we are in.
>>529997303Except no REAL bestiechad wants to give Sonaze any wiggle room or food. We like things like Sonurge, Sonouge, and Sonangle
>>529996710This one is better drawn but somehow doesn't really feel very impacting, it only feels like amy interrupted rouge and shadow but that's it.
Of course DC is the template to cuckshit.
>>529997442What, you didn't know about the og.
>>529997401CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
>>529997401Actually not bad
>>529997535How the fuck are you even supposed to compete with Starfire?
>>529997401Oh there it is, thank god.
Toasted cinnamon rouge, my beloved.
>>529997535No, I remember when American comics were once written good.
Someone say bestie hours?
>>529997535Isn't that girl with the flowers the one that fucked Batman?
>>529997442I thought Marvel would be.
>Gwen and Norman>MJ and Paul>Whatever the hell is up with Sue and Namor
>>529997389>>529997303All trash compared to someone canonically a looker.
>>529997825Only according to Bruce Timm
>>529997903Bruce Timm is the Ian Flynn of Batman so
>>529997856Platonic love!
>>529997535You know whats even more fucked up? Depending on which universe this takes place in Barbra has either already slept with Bruce and got raped by Joker or she openly flirted with Bruce in front of Dick while they were dating.
>>529997631I think I lack critical information.
Something about Argentina not being white?
>>529997875Anon... do you not think Rouge is considered hot in-universe?
Tangle and Surge haven't been seen as hot because the comics are pozzed
>>529997535i have no idea how this old ass page became a meme all of a sudden
>>529997675Shit like this is enough to make people simply anti Sonamy.
>>529997875I wonder why everyone was horny for her in SA1
>>529998004Cuckino became mainstream
>>529998047We didn't have a designated hot girl character yet, so the only option was Amy. When they did this again in 06, it was people who would tell Shadow that Rouge is hot
>>529998027What do you mean?
You guys are so mean to Amy for no reason.
>>529997971You aren't in my mind to tell me how I feel about her. Amy love!
>>529997826>Gwen and NormanWasn't that revealed to be an allusion by Mysterio a few years back?
>>529997675Sonic doesn't talk like that.
>>529998027Coming from something anti.
>>529997535The face Dick makes in the shower panel cracks me up.
>>529998063Part of why we're fucked.
>>529997996Give me a scene Rouge is considered hot too.
This site really is cuckchan
>>529998309Dick is really cocky.
>>529997991There is a honduran bat that looks like Rouge + latin america (latina Shadow meme)
>>529962324>>529973605Fuck.
That was a lot of work.
But I think the game's ready. Holy shit.
These are our 10 contestants and the 5 locations I had to enter in a bunch of events for.
Going to roll to find which zones they start in.
Going to make a game thread in a... separate place. But will play the game at both places.
Mainly cause I can't roll die here.
>>529997535A human woman getting mogged by Starfire is like a human man getting mogged by Superman. The comparison just isn't fair.
>>529997996>Tangle and Surge haven't been seen as hotDo you see them as hot?
>>529998117Hearing Sonic calling someone who is clearly romantically interested in him his bestie constantly.
>>529998047Because she's canonically cute.
>>529997936So, is the DCAU his golden boy like Archie era Ian Flynn?
>>529996980I really love when artists try to converge the sonic family of all universes.
>>529997996tangle and surge aren't seen as hot because they're not hot
>>529998569Is that a trans scar on Sonic?
>>529998404Why did Scourge paint himself blue?
>>529998580Why do people enjoy making Amy suffer so much? This better at least end with her being happy somehow. Sonic also isn't such a huge dickhead. He's just an average dickhead.
What is it with shitposters on this website and posting cuckshit?
>>529998569>tranny scar on sonicof course...
>>529998546Anon, how do YOU handle someone that is romantically interested in you while you are simply just really close friends? Is he supposed to say "that's my crazy friend who wants to date me but I don't?" Bestie is easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYiMuOrMFh0
>Rogue
>>529997826It's all of western comics. Because writers projected their fetish onto them.
>>529998749Bestie just sounds too demeaning.
>>529998749Nta, it just gets kinda awkward and hostile after theyโre over wanting to fuck
>>529998648>>529998727Look at all the drawings, is just a sketch line, see all elbows. Jesus guys.
>>529997996>>529998592>>529998580 Tangle seems like the type to fuck casually. Surge would be shy during sex
>>529998707Sonic wasn't being a dickhead in that comic. He isn't trying to make Amy see him fuck Tangle. It's Amy who went digging to see that, and who went digging to ask Rouge that Sonic fucks around. Sonic didn't bring it up to Amy.
As for ending up happy, its an abandoned Manic x Amy comic. She doesnt end up with anything but it wouldnt have been good anyway
>>529998592>>529998525I see them as hot out of universe. In-universe, I think Tangle wouldn't be seen as hot but she WOULD be seen as appealing, bouncy, fun, and athletic. She would wanna race you or toss a football but she isn't some sex goddess.
Surge I do think would be seen as hot imo. Starline wanted to replace Sonic and if we assume Sonic is seen as handsome than Surge would be seen as a sexy punk girl
>>529998968You're so right about that. I feel a similar experience
>>529999039>Surge would be shyThis is just tsundere nonsense. Surge isn't shy, she's dominating. It only "fits" to be shy if you're trying to contrast on purpose.
>>529998723What's sad is not enough people call it out for the taboo it should be and now shameless writers became.
>>529998978Trust me, These types always like to project onto Sonic, hence the scars in the same spot Christ knows why
>>529998723Psyops and people who fell for the psyop.
>>529999054Hmmmm yeah maybe you have a good point. It's Amy's fault for digging. Still sucks to see her suffer though.
Cool fox fact! I want to fuck Rosemary Prower.
>>529999326This is forced. Leave it to a sonazefag ro ruin a good meme with the bestiebox with something over the top and tasteless.
>>529999120Nah, she was only programmed to be aggressive. It's likely a front
>>529999168I can assure you the artist didn't put a trany scar, is literally a line, the line even start in the middle of his stomach.
>>529998723NTR is the result of porn brain rot, which many people here have.
>>529999367Wish I could be 20 again so I could fantasize about fox milfs calling me "Young man."
>>529999221It's just a canceled comic, anyway.
>>529999246Does someone has the pic of marine mother milkchaotea drew? It was cute.
>>529999398>I can assure you the artist didn't put a trany scarFound the artists tumblr, You are full of shit op
>>529999515Then why doesn't Tails have it?
I will never like cuckshit. I will never be into cuckshit. I will never engage in cuckshit. I will make fun of cuckshit everywhere I go and I will let everyone know that cuckshit should be shamed and people who push cuckshit should be punished publicly.
>>529999367So does Tails! Wait, did Tails post this?
>>529998648>>529998727Guys i'm really against that stupid idea, but you're taking it too far, is just a godamn line on the sketch.
>>529999621Keep the faith.
Also, on X Sonaze is notorious for being the biggest cuck posters and Silver is the typical victim.
>>529999552>>529999515oh... nevermind
why are they like this
>>529999591too fat for it to show
joking aside i thought it was his ribcage because it's too low to be a mastectomy scar
>>529999552>op Anon, you don't know what op means do you?
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 Official Guide
Sonic Shogakukan manga
Sonic wearing the aviator goggles that Paulie wore is a nice touch. Sonic is a pilot at heart. Going skyborne is the most wind-like goal one can achieve. The freedom and adventure afforded to those who traverse the skies is an irreplaceable experience.
Fucking WINDnic.
>>529999681You have to be vigilant. You didnt nootice and thats on you. You cant give an inch with these things. No benefit of doubt sometimes
>>529999818Original poster
I'm so fucking happy I'm not a mentally ill tranny.
>>529998263How does he talk
>>529999819This is why Shadow and Silver will never truly be like the wind. They donโt have a pilotโs heart.
>>529999880Then, why are you using it with some random anon? Op is the one who started the thread. That's why it's the original poster.
>>529999532Her name is Coral
I find the idea of cucking Amy in ships that aren't even in character for her to be pointless.
I sent Ma and Pa some mail; will take 620 years to travel
I said, "I've seen beyond the ridge, from Milky Way and to the edge"
But I still miss my home
Lonely cosmos
>>529997675What's this about Amy being a "fan/fangirl" of Sonic's? Is she ever called that in the games?
>>529999941Not like some millennial projecting modernsm slang onto him.
>>530000319I dont see a yall in the screenshot
>>530000264Does she need to be for you to know shes a fan of sonic
Does the human girl from the sonic ova have good fanart?
>>530000146I really love how feminine milkchaotea makes the sonic female characters.
>>529999389Leave it so a sonamycuck to spam the thread with gore. Go on this is your cue.
Slashy the word on the street said that you commissioned 600$ SonTails gay porn can you post them here? as a fellow SonTailschad, I want to see it
Ian and Evan have done irreparable damage on the western side of the IP and they'll never be properly reprimanded for it.
>>530000446yes but there's not a lot of it
>>530000475That was a sallyfag trying to start shit.
>>530000390>I dont see a yall in the screenshotBestie comes out of his mouth.
How about instead of trying to get someone to post gore for you, you do it yourself.
I just don't get how you're not burned out by now.
>>530000519As an associate of slashy and sonailsfriend i can confirm he did not do that. Twitter doesnt have its info together. It was the regular slashy stuff, "they have body swaps and dont do any actual sex and theyre also human!!"
Nothing youd be interested in
So yeah, only Amy has been called attractive.
>>530000592I can't unsee the covered back now
>>530000835The power of blobian booty keeps me going
There really is no excuse for how badly these two are written in the comic. Seriously, there isn't.
>>530000964I have no resource to go through every 06 NPC and find where they call Rouge hot
>>530000995>no excuseNeither of the writers who have been handling them have been communicating for years.
https://streamable.com/zfqc40
>the ultimate cuteness
>>530001061Then you're not putting enough to effort.
>>530000995Ian and Evan are going through a Penders and Bollers situation where both writers have different ideas and refuse really compromise for consistency and just clash; leaving the readers confused on what's going on in the story.
>>530000995Did you read 79? There's no excuse for how badly the whole comic is written.
>>530000860What?! That's fake?? Man fuck you for wasting my time slashy
>>530001206Ian and Evan constantly say the same thing: it is Evan's book
When Ian says that he's telling you its Evan's fault for not having a vision and not being good. Ian is a small part of that process, he's focused on bigger shit like games and animation now
>>530000995I gave up after DC crossover #1.
>>530000995Ian had no plans for the comic after Starline died.
Evan has no idea how to write the main character and most of the cast for this franchise.
>>530001301Is this post trying to excuse Ian or further shit on him? I can't tell.
>>530000995>Surge starts having schizo delusions of doctor starline>This just randomly stops at some point
>>530000995Honestly Ian hasn't really done anything bad other than be boring for the past few issues but it's very clear to me it's because he has no idea what the fuck to do with the absolute shitshow that Evan left him with.
>>530001484Anon discovers its possible to have nuanve
>>530001340Ian never actually has plans for anything. When he's asked about cliffhangers or foreshadowed plots he wrote in Archie, he admits he never thought of anything for them beyond just making the scene that introduces them. The dude is the most braindead faggot I've ever seen writing Sonic. Archiefags genuinely thought this guy was a genius.
>>530001651Not true at all. He doesnt want to reveal Lost Hedgehog Tales prematurely
>>529998449And the starting areas
>In Wacky Workbench we haveAmy Rose
Shadow
>Green HillMimic
Cheese
>IcecapSonic
Whisper
>Pumpkin HillCosmo
>Rooftop RunBlaze
Bartleby
So the starting placement is perfectly divided.
So now, players will reply with what character they want to have their turn, then can interact depending on the event.
It's getting pretty late, this took forever to set up, so I'll probably do just a few turns tonight.
Who goes first?
>>530001528All the issues he writes ends up being infamous. Sonic's speech to Surge and the whole Mimic showdown during Evan's tenure as head writer. I think the only offensive thing Evan has done was Lanolin, but it looks like she was just following how ABT wants her to be written.
>>529999794Contrarian shippers are always more aggressive imo. On X knuxouge shippers are incredibly aggressive and rude towards anyone who ships shadouge
>>530001905It's what I always say, no one hates ships and characters more than shippers.
>>530001702No, when he was asked about plots on his podcast he said he didn't think of a plot for it. The biggest example was that cliffhanger that revealed Miles was the secret leader of the Suppression Squad. Ian said he didn't have an actual story in mind besides that scene. If something was for LHT, he would say it and won't answer.
>>530000546I been in this fandom and this site for way too long, first it was yuji Naka, then yuji uekawa redesigning sonic, then kyioko shimomura and shiro maekawa for sonic 2006, then the four kids cast, then Ken potaff and Warren graff, then takashi lizuka for allowing Boom to exist, now is Ian flynn and Evan Stanley. I wonder who's gonna be the next name so another random anon will say how that random name now has made "irreparable damage" to the franchise for the next 10 years, because I'm really sick of hearing the same litteral shitty phrase and complain since the adventure era, with every single important name on this franchise.
Why? Why this fandom always have neverending doomposters? why are we here, just to suffer? 25 years of hearing the same shit with another generation of posters.
Maybe, just maybe, this fandom likes to bitch and complain about literally anything, be bad or good, why? I cant still manage to know.
>>530001708I guess one of my characters made it in but I am bit confused how this game works, if I have to do anything I mean
No one hates Amy more than shippers
No one hates Sally more than shippers
No one hates Blaze more than shippers
No one hates Rouge more than shippers
>>530002074Every single person you named have done damage to the franchise.
>>530002124For now, just say which character you want to have their turn.
No one hates shippers more than shippers
>>530002074Most everyone you named in that paragraph did traceable and provable damage to this franchise though.
>>530002181Facts. Fandom is shit.
Ian and his fans need to stop blaming other people for his shitty writing.
>>530002167Fat ass amy I guess since that's the one I came up with lol
>>529996239Bullets are too slow for him.
>>530001851I honestly wish we could get some kind of insight into what the fuck Evan and ABT thought they were cooking with Lanolin because I genuinely have no idea. From an outsider's perspective it literally looks like ABT made an OC just to make her a completely unlikable cunt. He even played into this with his own side art. What the fuck was the goal here?
>>530001708I'm guessing Kit's with Cosmo.
Let's go.
No one hates shippers more than fans of characters
>>530002331>>530002348Perfect example to show this, if two people selected seconds apart, then I choose the post with higher last digit number.
So we'll start with Amy Rose [Forme de Big Ass]
Okay, now I roll for what happens to Amy.
>>530002432Fuck, Kit is in Icecap.
I'm sorry! I'll figure this out.
>>530001486That was due to the Dynamo Cage
You don't have to be a shipper or characterfag to realize that shitmy is a bad character
>>530002363ABT made a sheep that he thought was a great coom character
And gave her to Evan
>>530002501Extreme shippers hate characters that interfere with their ships. Sonaze at the moment is being called the most toxic following.
>>530000995I'm at a point now where I doubt anyone is actually even writing this comic anymore. I think Ian and Evan just have a dart board or something with a bunch of random subjects that they hit every month or so and just make that the plot for the next issue. I've neve read a comic that feels this detached and meandering, it's spent 6 issues in a row now just lingering on plot points that happened years ago or they're issues where literally nothing happens.
>>530002678chatGPT ahh comic
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>>530002639Why in the world would you give a coom character over to a woman like Evan? Is he stupid?
>hating peak
You'd have to be a schizo and obviously a shipper. Otherwise you could just say she used to be "annoying".
>>530002363Lanolin is a character begging for a story Sonic isn't about. Her character is centered around the heroes, especially Sonic, living in a world made of jenga blocks and could send everything tumbling down if they aren't responsible enough or if they decide turn on the world and she's the only one who realizes this and has that fear and wants to neutralize that whole setup. That's why ABT drew that one comic of Lanolin contemplating about killing Sonic.
>>530002805They're never beating the cuckshit allegations.
>>530002363>>530002812ABT gave Evan Lanolin to hopefully write a decent character and he regretted it literally the second issue she wrote about her.
>>530002646Characterfags hate shipping when it makes the character(s) behave in ways they wouldn't
>>530002938When did Sonic need an Amanda Waller
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Ah, let's do it.
>>530002678Ian and Evan phone it in for three reasons:
1. They like Archie, not the games.
2. Most of their views on the franchise is based on headcanon, which clashes with the actual canon.
3. The comic is going to be cancelled in the future, that's for certainty, and they don't want to bother investing in the world and characters knowing it's going to get canned.
>>530002938>she's the only one who realizes this and has that fear and wants to neutralize that whole setup.You know what this reminds me of? Pic related.
Seriously though, this sounds like pretentious bullshit. Why would you make a character like this for a cartoon series?
>>530003153Surely they must at least know how many issues they have left so they can write SOMETHING worthwhile. I mean fuck it, why not? They literally have nothing to lose for trying to go with a good finale.
>>530001905>being familiar with Twitter shipping
>>530003161Subversion. Finding the setting cliche with its already done tropes. Wishing they were writing another comic. All that jazz. Starline was a similar character, but was less obnoxious because he was a villain who thought he was smarter than he actually was and failed.
>>530002938Idk how you got any of that from reading the IDW comic because going off of that she doesn't seem to have anything like that going on. In fact she comes across as incredibly stupid.
>>530003379Because you see the outcome, not the intent. If you're seeing Lanolin as retarded (just like other people) then the outcome failed to reflect the intent.
Man if only you guys knew how long ago the comic's staff gave up on it.
The fire died for IDW back before the Sonic 2 movie came out.
>>530003554He's an upgrade anyway, Amy.
>>530003161In the context of Sonic and under japanese writing, she would be as effective or ineffective as Sonic's rivals who butt heads over things while trying to fight Eggman
>>530003587We know the staff gave up on the comic a long time ago. It's been nothing but filler since Surge and Kit's introduction + Starline's death.
>>530003587Why would the staff just randomly give up on the comic? You're just making shit up.
The reason Lanolin joined the Restoration was because she wanted to slobber Sonic's knob. Then she got a closer look at him and how he operates and it took him off the pedestal. I think it's just meant to be "OK, he's kind of an idiot, actually" but ABT overdid it with the side stuff.
Amy > Daisy > Rouge > Peach > Blaze > Rosalina > Vanilla > Pauline
>>530003617Japanese writing would have Lanolin start off as a strict and overcompensating character who has an arc where she ends up humbled and learns to put her faith in the main cast.
>>530003745Sonic's not an idiot, though.
>>530003587With where we're at now and 20/20 hindsight it's pretty obvious that Ian gave up trying after he killed off Starline. Evan tried to make her OCs relevant again failed after one arc and has since just been...honestly I don't even know what the fuck she's doing anymore. Someone on here said the comic sometimes reads like it was made in ChatGPT and honestly that's what a lot of it reads like.
>>530002996I hate anyone officially writing the characters in ways they wouldn't behave.
>>530002074Funny enough, we are in the best timeline to be a sonic fan, since sonic mania, everything got better, the classic side and cast got revived, we had 3 successful theatrical movies, all sonic games are selling well and some even have really good scores, the sonic lore took importance again, sonic alone revived a lot of sega original ip's and we have collaborations with big names like Nintendo, Namco, Paramount, viacom, nickelodeon, Warner Brothers, DC comics, the lego group and magic the gathering, the comic stated to be taken seriously as a side media and even the games and side media are making nods to them, we have series, tv shows and even social media sonic animations, with crossworlds now we have animated intros again and we have a shiton of official sonic merchandise, for almost any niche of the fandom, yet, we will always have something to complain.
>>530002580Amy duels.
Since Shadow's the only other at Wacky Workbench, Amy will fight Shadow.
Now I roll for the battle outcome.
>>530003698Knowing you have cancellation constantly looming over you and having no interest in the universe you're writing for, why wouldn't you give up?
>>530002580Amy duels.
Since Shadow's the only other at Wacky Workbench, Amy will fight Shadow.
Now I roll for the battle outcome.
>>530004020I hope her having a fat ass makes her tank damage
>>530003854japanese writing would be like ๅๅใๅผ่ญทๅฃซใ่พฒๅ ดใ่ปๆค
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>>530003720Knowing you have cancellation constantly looming over you and having no interest in the universe you're writing for, why wouldn't you give up?
>>530004168You just copy pasted random words.
>>530003854Problem with that is Lanolin is already going out and finding people to help fight. She would be more akin to between Knuckles and Shadow where the friendliness never goes beyond whatever is necessary but will help and receive help from Sonic in desperate times
>>530003961I think what broke Evan's commitment was realizing that she didn't understand Silver, Blaze or even Sonic as characters and had to be corrected by her own fanbase. That + the fact the comic's cancellation has been a yes/no tossup now for 3 years probably just made her give up because what the fuck do you even do at that point? There's no point in spending the time or energy trying to rewrite what you've done when you know you'll probably not even have enough issues to do that.
Honestly this entire comic's lifespan is just a tragedy. It started off hopeful and then spent the last 4 years of it's life coasting on nothing but goodwill from IDW.
>>530004189Why not just write one-offs then where Sonic just takes out a monster of the week. I mean anything more than literally having an issue where nothing happens and that's the entire story.
>>529995661I have a lot of Shadria art, what types of pics do you want to see?
>>530004380Look who got more points
>>530004423I'm pretty certain at this point that the writers think they're better than those plots because they're "generic" when it comes to Sonic.
>>530004423Who would enjoy that? That sounds awful. Theyve done that before too
>>530004161Buns of steel.
>>530004462Mostly romantic anon, I really like cheesy romantic stuff with that ship in particular.
Do you have particular sweet kiss with them? But anything thats not NSFW is fine.
>>530004547Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations
>>530004650The simplelist answer
>>530004102Ian will make Shadow job in that situation in the funniest way ever
>>530004423You're not getting the point here. Why the fuck would either of the writers bother to write anything at all when they're going to be paid the same regardless, they already know the comic's reputation is shit and that even most of their fans don't read it, most of the art is traced from models, half the pages don't even have backgrounds and neither of them can even milk it for podcast/commission bucks now?
You're not realizing that this comic is pretty much already at rock bottom and anything to elevate it is just not worth it because it's just going to showcase just how bad it is. Honestly it's a miracle anyone even bothers still drawing and writing for it at all since Ian and Evan seem to think they're above the comic now, which has it's own implications of hilarity.
Evan burning out on Sonic doesn't even make sense though. She actively pursued this career for over a decade and she burns out on it in less than 5 years? I mean this was literally what she wanted.
>>530004789Ian writes for the games and other material and Evan has been hired by SoA. They literally have no reason to care about this comic anymore.
Since the DC crossover is still going on i was wondering how bad do you think the metal virus would mess DC earth?
In DCeased the antilife virus spread visually through screens so most of humanity was a zombie in seconds, they had to leave earth, metal virus seems way more manageable but if sonicโs world didnโt have the emeralds to solve everything it would have been worse
>>530004929Look at the state of IDW. It's already demoralizing to read, so imagine what it's like to work on that slop.
>>530004814Sonic doesn't like shitmy at all
>>530003482I miss Nishiyama so much. Adventure and Rush mogs everything Maekawa has ever written.
>>530004929She's the lore team artist now though. Not saying I agree that she's burnt out, but she did "make it".
>>530005036The metal virus was all tiny robots, right? Couldn't Cyborg hack them and get them to fall off and walk into a volcano or something?
The thing that fucks me up is that Ian and Evan literally got promoted off this comic but it's fucking garbage.
Why don't Ian and Evan just give the comic to Barnes and Gigi?
>>530004961>They literally have no reason to care about this comic anymore.They haven't had a reason to care for like 3 years now. It's kind of surprising to me that people are still coming to realize this.
I really want to like this general but the shipping is too much.
>>530005384They need the extra pennies from writing for IDW
>>530005468 You don't like it when people argue about if Shadow would fuck Sally Acorn or Maria Robotnik?
>>530005384Because Drogune has virtually no audience
>>530004102Shadow Wins
Amy loses 1 heart
>>530004161Her defense lost by one point.
>>530004745Not this time.
Alright, I'd say one more turn for tonight. Select a different character to go.
>>530005468For me, is the endless complaining about literally anything.
>>530005087Love, love, LOVE!
>>530005384It's essentially a free paycheck for them and they're guaranteed it due to seniority.
Why are you acting like Shadria is on the level of crackships when it's canon?
>>530005727Maria is dead and they WERE siblings.
>>530005514Literally any kind of shipping, especially when is weaponized to attack other shippers. This shit is so cringe to witness every single thread without fail.
>>530005602At least that's variety, sometimes people feel like bots with how they constantly do or say the same things.
>>530005087Comic that makes Sonic a petty crybaby.
>>530005468Ah yeah, people actually having fun talking about the seires, this is fucking terrible
We should all be talking about how the movie studios could make more money, or what some dickhead behind the scene's drama is.
Fuck off, people are actually having fun, if you can't stand the general not being about gossip and drama for 3 seconds then what you need is to form a book club with all the middle age women in your town.
>>530005687Amy deserves more love
>>529989654Tails is Sonic's closest and most important bond out of any character.
How intimate Blaze is to Sonic is anyoneโs guess, but it seems to be a lot, one of the few characters he allows to get personally close, enough to travel the world with on vacations.
Sonic seems to avoid getting personal with other characters, he keeps stuff more on light banter and hero snark.
I just wanted at least one arc where Tails was allowed to do cool main character stuff for a bit. Hell just one issue even. Wow, I'm not even going to get that out of IDW.
>>530005595>Shadow WinsWhy aren't you including the roll in your post?
When IDW is finally cancelled I'm going to do one final binge through it and make a tally record of each and every single abandoned plot point or thread that shows up once and is never mentioned again.
>>530005819>At least that's variety,I wish anon, I wish. The complaints are always the same, be for comics, writers flaming, shipping, characterfagging. You name it, but as you say is always the same in every thread.
>>530005819>The endless complaining adds varietyAh yes, which is why it's the same fucking 5 points spinning the drain for the last 5 years.
You genuinely hate fun and need to complain. That's what you want, is people bitching about something.
Well I'm complaining about you. Does that satisfy that itch?
>>530005872I find it autistic having so much of a hate boner that you join an anti X character group and make this sort of art instead of doing something fun for yourself
>>530005994>You now remember that Tangle and Whisper's second miniseries was called because Tangle was too toxic to Whisper.
>>530005595Aw, I wanted Shadow bonk'd
>>530005994I wonder if Sega will still use the OCs or vault them.
Amy almost killing herself after seeing Sonic with a large breasted dark pink female Hedgehog.
>>530005942This board doesn't have rolls.
But I guess I can start posting die rolls.
>>530005595This is a good point to explain battles.
3 rolls, speed, power, and flight, the character's stat is added to their roll.
Speed determines who attacks first, power is attack, and flight is defense. The battle ends when the attacking player gets a higher number than the defending player.
If neither player is able to damage, the battle will continue onto the next turn as sort of a story B in the background.
>>530006202Amy had a good speed roll, but her base speed stat was pulled down by her fat ass, so Shadow bonked first.
>>530006074Agreed. It's why I don't like cuck art. They need another character to be unhappy to be happy about their ship
Anon spending 4th of July alone shitting on Amy.
>>530006016I guess complaining is also part of this miserable thread loop, huh?
>>530006023I don't know what you are on about, I don't hate fun, I just genuinely don't know how you can call whatever happens for the most of these thread "fun". While I noticed I am pointing out the obvious and something that was probably brought up multiple times (which I wouldn't know, I am kinda new) but I don't know why complaining would be directed at me for pointing it out than the people that act like bots everyday.
I won't engage with the pedophile.
>>530006581Why cant you at least join the bestie train and post sonails cucking amy
>>530005595>>530005942>>530006202Pick another character! One more turn then bed!!
>All of my favorite posters did not post today
>All of my favorite posters are americans with social lives
ugh
>>530006581what's your age
Kys, microdick sucker pedophile.
>>530005595Damn, my main got eliminated I suppose. I really thought if she made it pass the first round the art would be funny, like reflecting bullets with her ass or something silly like that
>>530006702That checks out
>>530006747She's not in roster, should've added her when you had the chance.
>>530006751Rolling for Whisper.
>>530006792She still has 2 hearts.
>>530006856I see. Wasn't following.
>>530006707That's a silly question.
>>530006856Fuck, bad start but I am rooting for her. Feel free to roll for her in the future if there isnt someone else wanting to roll for a character
>>530007156The blank stare of a creature without remorse
>>530006856Dang, rolled duel again.
Whisper is in Ice Cap, so the only ones there are
>Kit and Sonic.I'll leave it to a vote who she fights.
>>530006074>instead of doing something fun for yourselfHating Amy IS fun. If it weren't I wouldn't waste my time on it.
>>530007421Hating Amy is based, and it validates everything I stand for in this franchise.
>>530007341I hope kit wins to make it more interesting
>>530006074It's a parody of such groups.
>>530005307Ian's a freelancer still. He gets contracted one game at a time.
>>530007534Do you really think Surge is a better choice???
We know schizoid shippers hate Amy.
>>530005087The full comic is funny, anon. Sonic had a melty became chilidog!
>>530007816Ironically shits on Sonic more than Ames.
Sonamyb*sties are getting so annoying
>>530007891They will never beat the allegations.
>>530007891I wanna read a fic of someone like Surge or Rouge pregnant with Sonic's kid and Amy is doting on them because she wants to raise the kid or something
Eventually maybe they dump any and all future kids on Amy while they run off for 24/7 sex
Quit playing victim, burn out.
Shippers are so petty it's pathetic for a night like this.
I wanna do drugs with NiGHTS
>>530008010That's Tangle btw
>>530008000Trips of truth. Burnouts can't recover.
>>530007989
I'm still waiting to see at least one Sonic/Surge love story comic. It has tons of art. Tons of porn. Tons of smut fics. A lot of oneshots where they are dating for no reason.
I have never seen a Sonurge storyline start from point A (Canon) to Point B (Fanon). It is always starting at point B.
I don't ship it, I think for a relatively popular ship (for Surge) I would want to actually see the perspective of one of these fans articulated in writing. Shadally is the other crackship on this general. I already see the vision. I don't have that for Sonurge.
>>530008193Because no one has the patience to see real stories through
Hedgehog privilege franchise.
>>530008193Sonurgefags will never make a Zine since they won't put all the time and money on a fad.
>>530008364Sonic fucks Maddie when Tom is asleep
>>530008293goddamn, amy in a suit is so cool
>>530008158>characters cannot develop since 1998.
>>530007816Canon priorities btw
>>530008251You would be surprised the lengths Shadikalfags will go.
>>530008510Whats your obsession with spamming this OC/art every thread
>>530008425Any one tried Archie's chillidog recipe?
>>530008364what are these proportions
>>530008463What lengths bro? A couple of tweeted ideas posted saying "heres how it could work"? Cylent Nites stupid document that pretends to understand characters to shill his ship?
>>530008563I haven't for a week, but go on
SALLY ACORN X SONIC IS BASED
>>530008698We can check the archives bro.
>>530008662>pretends to understand charactersInteresting assertion. Elaborate.
>>530008569Surprisingly a bit sweet rather than spicy. I think they did a milder recipe for kids. Of course, if that's your thing, try it out - not saying it's bad at all - but I imagine other official Sonic recipes are spicier.
>>530008835I havent read his doc in ages but Shadikal is built on "um they kind of go together because theyre both immortal****" and "Tikal is Marialike"
Cylent Nite is a great idea guy... he shouldnt be anywhere near character writing
>>530008798whoa what a revolutionary idea. im a shadally guy but i stand by you. i love creative peoples.
>>530008425Apparently not for their own flop.
I hope you guys take it easy and rest well, Goodnight /sthg/!!!
BASEDCORN X SONIC > CRINGMY X SONIC
>>530009078We don't deserve the burnout neet we're stuck with.
>>530006581Best Boy!
>>530007040uh.. what is boy and sonic doing?
SALLY ACORN IS A WAY BETTER CHARACTER THAN AMY
>>530009202They are solidifying their purest form of love
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>>530009237And NICOLE is a much better character than Sally who should have broken off from her more often. Funny how that works.
>>530009397Nicole is Sally's Tails
I need Sonic cheating on Sally with Nicole
Funnier if its reboot because then the lesbian ship is broken up
>>530008624Saleta is so cool, sexy, and capable of genocide.
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>>530009202Don't humor shitposts, retard.
Shadolin
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>>530009595My personal headcanon is that Shadally shippers used time travel to go back in time and put an OC into Archie who's entire existence justifies the ship and that's how Saleta exists.
>>530009725You must be fun at parties
I remember watching an animation where these spics were held captive by ICE and they transform into Team Sonic and kill everybody and escape
>>530009753Shippers have become too powerful.
>>530009753Don't post this shit where Duofag can see it. The last thing we need is him knowing that there's an Archie loose end with his shitty crack ship as an answer
Sometimes I wish so bad that Tails was real and that I could hug him.
Not for him. For me.
>>530010159I never cared about that kind of autism.
what if sonic did drugs haha
>>530009324Sonic's love for Tails is very Solid
>>530010321gay and faggot
>>530010230Yeah but you're insanely autistic and need to leave already
>>530008569I did, is pretty tasty but a little sweet I would recommend it.
>>530008193Sonurge is a porn ship, dude.
is sonic x amy pedophilia?
I don't know why he thinks posting that screenshot makes him look smart or clever.
Unironic shippers (the kind that fight tooth and nail like autistic retards) should kys.
>>530008627Kit Wins... barely.
>WhisperSp: 1d20 = 1
Pw: 1d20 = 15
Ft: 1d20 = 12
>KitSp: 1d20 = 1
Pw: 1d20 = 17
Ft: 1d20 = 20
Whisper loses 1 heart.
I think I'll do one more turn tonight.
Choose the next player.
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Sonic on the Switch 2 test.
>>530009397I Better post the edit anon, is way better.
>>530010159...Are you actually concerned that a Sally Acorn descendant who is based on a character with the behavior and abilities of Shadow might convince someone that Shadally is canon?
Too late. I am convinced that Shadally is canon. Cry about it faggot.
>>530010664No, its an actual artist from Twitter.
>>530010574Imagine if it had more santiago slop instead of Silver
>He thinks Shadally isn't canon
Um... doesn't he play da gayms in japaneeeeze? They litereally say "Shadurry is canon"
>>530010740Then i feel bad for that artist because I can usually tell what is fake or real art. And that gives me fake art vibes
>>530010574ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
>>530010574>shitverPretty sure they want people to buy the thing, we don't need another Rivals situation.
>>530010880Silver won't stop people from buying a good game.
Amy I stupid or is there someone who is paranoid about Duofag and shadallyposting
>>530011002Anyone who feels compelled to include Silver in a work lacks the discernment necessary to make it good.
>>530011091Silver is in Olympic Games and those are Mario games which are good
>>530011091You experiencing these things called "schizo delusions".
>>530011047No kidding, someone's actually afraid of a crackship and a namefag figuring out irrelevant stuff about it.
>>530011047>Amy I stupidLooks like
>>530011091Shut the fuck up.
Best boy is the cutest boy!
>>530011143>YouI thought I typed you're. Weird typo.
>>530011210Why is he arching like a massive cock eating faggot?
>>530011135You're funny.
>>530011143You are experiencing this thing called "ignorance". Nobody who ever wanted to put Silver in something has ever been able to make it good. He's a poor character in every since and a litmus test for hack designers.
>>530011204It's true. Nobody who wants to include Silver in their projects has ever produced anything of value.
>>530010554>>5300107381d20 = 20
1d31 = 27
Oh no...
of all the characters, Blaze got the AoStH fairy tale book.
I'm so sorry Blaze fans...
>>530010837Then you're a stupid ass bitch, because that guy post its art even before Ai was thing.
>>530011210God I just want to boop his noot with my nose and cuddle and coddle him until he fights in protest and then give him so many smooches....
>>530011509This is cute only if you're a girl.
Scribbles. When you read this, apologize for creating Duofag. He basically destroyed the general.
>>530011417how am i stupid when I didnt know that he posted his art before ai was a thing though
>>530010837Why people here is so fucking retarded?
>>530011717Gimme a break whats with all this drama
>>530011717Krack destroyed the general, and I'm not even a Duofag fan.
>>530010868Never get a new console on release.
>>530011369A game's quality isn't determined by what characters get added. If you weren't a completely deranged retard with a sub-gorilla IQ you would have realized that.
>He's a poor character in every sinceAh. That explains the low intelligence we're dealing with here.
>>530011717Can you shut up krack, you're cringe. You keep repeating this yet nobody cares or laughs.
>>530012124Spam, ship wars, drama shit, posts about trannies every single day, namefaggotry, random archive links and collages, attentionwhoring, and more.
>>530012124>picks fights with everyone>vents about her twitter frustrations onto here>talks about trannies 24/7>falseflag as multiple characterfags to start shit>unironic shipping wars>pushes for off-topic irrelevant twitter drama discussion>talks about how much she wants to fuck Shadow 24/7>westshit / westcuck spamI could mention a lot more but I'm tired
>>530012273>>530012363Proof she does this? I never see any type of proof.
>>530012396Then you must be new here.
https://files.catbox.moe/djv35a.mp4
>>530011389>>530010554Turn one, Blaze rolled the super rare fairy tale event.
...it swaps your gender.
And that's how I'm going to end the first session.
>>530012419I've been here for 3 years. Is a shame you can't tell me.
>>530012363>talks about how much she wants to fuck Shadow 24/7well tbf that's just a standard woman thing
Why are you all pretending to be okay with the spam of crackships and people intentionally misinterpreting the characters
>>530012603I don't know, go tweet about it or something.
>Why don't you like fun posting
>>530012363How about the endless ian flynn complaints, I know hes shit, but that guy literally talks 24/7 about it.
I like Silver's model in Crossworlds
>>530012914not buying your game
>>530012668I grew pass the age of 14.
>>530013061that bath tub looks like those futuristic car concepts from the 2000s
>>530013094>I'm the mature one in a Sonic general
I wonder if crack and duofag are actually hb_lint, the guy was the most dedicated anon for trying to destroy this place.
He has been shitposted for literal years.
>Franchise over 30 years old
>Most iconic storyline is still Sonic Adventure 2
>>530013219Whoah. it's as if it's a shounen franchise and not thematic hellokitty
>>530011784A game's quality IS affected by which characters are added. That's what's known as a second-order consequence, my ignorant friend. Someone with poor creative judgment (especially the kind so impaired that they would choose to feature Silver the Hedgehog) is not capable of producing a good work. Take Shun Nakamura, for example. He's never made a good game. And Evan Stanley has never made a good comic. It's no coincidence they like Silver and consistently fail to create anything of value.
>>530013193I only mean I stopped shitposting or getting a kick out of time consumingly shitting on characters after it got tiring hence burning out. I rather just be comfy and it's better for the mental state+ it helps having a job to keep you grounded and levelheaded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOEriKO02o
sonic characters for this feel?
I didn't do anything though...
>>530013478If only you posted tits, this general would be a lot better.
>>530013335Something about the vibe of Sonic Adventure 2 is still very different from Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic 06.
>>530013531Nta but nah, we already have enough porn and wankers here.
>>530013604My sister in Christ, YOU ARE that "anon"
>>530013341>A game's quality IS affected by which characters are addedKeep telling yourself that, buddy.
>>530013061TSR has a better car then this garbage, and it was the shittieat car in TSR. it's very clear to me that they don't care about sissyver
>>530013478Adding blatant avatarfagging to this list
>>530012363
>>530013478Hey Krack what do you think of Shadow eating coffee beans? I think it's fine if they're roasted, some people do that, but if he eats them raw that's just trying too hard to make him too quirky.
>>530011814>Everyone who posts things I don't like is Krack
>>530013789that is actually true, for once
>>530013061>>530013723Yeezy foam runner looking car
>>530014073So does that mean twitter was right? Is Silver actually black despite eating coleslaw?
>>530013718>posts an image completely irrelevant to the point being madeIf you can't follow a conversation this simple, you shouldn't say IQ-based insults.
>>530013843The only indication in that post that the person could be Krack is that the poster hates Duofag. A lot of people hate Duofag.
>>530013461I wish I was half the yume she is
>>530012491Does that mean Blaze gets a buff to her upper body strength, top speed, and pain tolerance?
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>>530013341>A game's quality IS affected by which characters are addedNo it isn't.
>Take Shun Nakamura, for example. He's never made a good gameShadow Gens got almost all 8s and 9s and sold 2M in less than 2 months. Your whole argument is based on anti-character schizophrenia.
>>530013061Can they do something cool for Silver once?
>>530014150My image debunked your โargumentโ. Keep coping.
>>530013341Schizophrenia.
>>530014439Shadow Generations is mediocre at best.
>>530014234No, just a dude.
>>530013061>sonic and shadow got cool-looking sport car>silver got weird stupid looking squidcar/bathtub Can't they do something cool for they "Supposedly" Beloved character for once?
>>530014632Almost all 8s and 9s.
>>530013061>>530013061>sonic and shadow got cool-looking sport car>silver got weird stupid looking squid/bathtub carCan't they do something cool for their supposedly "respected" and "beloved" character for once?
>>530014489You don't even know what the argument is.
>>530014601Broken record. You're proving my point about Silverfags lacking creative judgement.
>>530014917Wasn't that Shadow's default back in TSR?
>>530013061They couldn't even bother giving him a "cool" car. At least TSR was based on cool Mercedes Biome concept car
sonic characters for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBaLzmBfHgA
>>530015252>Zooey swooning over somebody elseBoom Tails really did get cucked
>>530006370Since nobody else posted anything and chances are you already went to bed, I'll leave this here for the future use
>Sonic the werehog>Flirt like a dog (awooga, dog whistling, howling, panting, pounding a table/other flat surface), flex em muscles
>>530014687Alright, for the sake of argument, let's say Shadow Generations is a good game. If Nakamura produced the game but didn't direct the design or narrative choices, the credit for that belongs more to other team members and the external factors that formed the basis of the game's direction. Going a step further, if Nakamura was forced to play it safe and not exercise his usual judgment, such as centering Silver (which is likely the case, as suggested by comments by other developers), the game's success ironically proves my point. It was good because it avoided the impulses Nakamura is known for. But still, it would have been stronger under someone with better creative judgement.
Zooey is the worst kind of love interest any character can have and I don't even mean her fanart.
>>530015423They never leaned into the sci-fi thing enough with him, it's a shame the whole "psycho cuffs" concept was left on the cutting room floor.
Silver the Hedgehog game announcement.
>>530015252For real sonic boom girls should make a comeback, because we really had some good looking cuties right there.
Someone Redpill me on Slashy.
>>530015642Objectively, if silver ever have the luck of having an actual solo game, what kind of gameplay and gimmick would you add to make a fun and depth gameplay? Because 2006 barely tapped what you can do with telepathic powers.
The dude, just used boxes to fight.
>>530015440Wdym? No personality or something?
>>530013061Uwu eye-shape. We've lost him bros...
Gold won. Evan won. Uwuver is canon. I can't wait to hear his dialogue.
>>530016028NTA but she doesn't have a personality and she could pass as Tails' sister. Apparently she's not very committal either
>>530015252
Is it time we talk about Wade Whipple and how cool he is?
Wade Wade Wade the Wade always wins
>>530018106Omegouge conformed.
https://x.com/weewaawoop/status/1941349628416491909
was he right?
>>530019173Shadouge is kino.
>>530018338I will find the flames of disaster
(Michael Bolton, everyone)
A glorious quest, for glory
I need to find the flames of disaster
A glorious quest, for glory (Yeah)
>>530019295So is Shadally
>>530019642Anyone who could read minds would probably fall in love with Sonic because there would be nothing impure to find
How come the American hours are always full of shit, but the instant those guys go to bed, this place become tolerable.
>>530019806I don't use sthg during the day. Explain.
It feels great to never get angry that there are people who like different ships from me
>>530020521This anon gets it.
>>530019847Is mostly shitposting, characterfags, shippers, idw hate, pornposting and extreme and I really mean it, extreme Ian flynn and Evan stanley hate posting.
Ironically, I don't think those guys ever played sonic games, besides looking at YouTube videos.
There's always a guy who always tries his best to make people mad too.
>>530010430he was so based for this