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>>529916986
first for actually dislike john dad
i like john dad so it cancels out youre dislike
behold, the osg compendium
>142 iq know-it-all bro
>papamichael
>meriipu (40yo finnish biofem)
>despa
>midzy (pedo)
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic)
>shortys (avid d3k simp)
>faggy bro (has posted vocaroos)
>disabled british girl
>blackbro whose personality revolves around laughing at ypipo
>etna rock (new rsn unknown)
>nut bladder
>eel girl
>jaycutie
>red aura uim who never responds directly
>boys kissing (probably shenny alt)
>the fat gay retard (probably ~80% of osg)
on hiatus
>mosif
>comfy cozy poster :3
>birds egg
>2slime (fucked your mom)
>aerti
banned for overly attentionwhoring
>d3k (d33cay (cute aussie biofem))
>schizo chud that calls everyone a troon (suspected to be Snacco or aerti alt)
>st0ck (cute femboy)
>he who must not be named (john dad)
presumed deceased
>boxee
>scruube
>Caged Jamal
>passive agressive scottish bro
>w420 anglerbro
>vayne v4 (ahker, mass nex crybaby)
>catposter (attractive, posts cat webms)
>juiceb0x
>eala
most people rejected his message
>because im an osg newfag and i suck at the game and so im an easy target, for most i doubt its that they actually dislike me and moreso that it makes them feel powerful to gang up on me
they hated jhnd because he told them the truth
how is it my fault that jhnd keeps posting things that make me laugh at him
>>529990652it isnt your fault its my fault for being bad at the game
lil bro talm bout sum easy target corny ahh yt acting like he getting bullied in middle school head ahh naaaaaaaaah
if john dad was a cute girl there wouldnt be a problem
no stupid girls are even funnier
>>529990737i was asked a question so i tried to answer
>>529990565A bunch of literal who's
>>529990565half of the current posters is 1 guy
>>529990565thanks for updating this, but if i may
boys kissing isnt shenny
jhnd isnt banned
st0ck is on hiatus
shenny is presumed deceased
also add blade pvm
yes but then her stupidity would be endearing not annoying
blade pvm is such a badass name holy fuck what an alpha
is blade pvm here i have a question
>>529990968i know everyone on that list
what about that girl named maccas or whatever it was she got filtered NY muspah
really whos the disabled british girl
i hate d3k i miss d333cay
>>529990565put me on the list please uh you can choose my gimmick I don't really have one yet
im disabled if you count being mentally ill and british
did you make red aura girl leave again
rumour gang ceo im the graahk king now
who wins in man on man combat VAYNE V4 vs Blade PVM
>>529991446sis youre blocklist???
>>529991513the wikky said to block snow kebbits and pyre foxes at my level
>>529991493vayne v4, that guy was an absolute beast.
im slaughter gang we dont fw expeditious gang
I JUST GOT ANOTHER XERIC'S TALISMAN SO I CAN MOUNT ONE IN MY HOUSE!!!!! YIPPIE!!!!!
>>529991493VAYNE V4 that guy owned the thread troons current generation of chuds are weird and pathetic like jhnd
on that slaughter gang shit uh slayer gang shit (skrettup)
wait until sis sees the mounting cost
>>529991697you can get up to 4,681 lizardman fangs in a single chambers of xeric raid
VAYNE V4 sounds like watered down QuakeCon to me only oldheads will understand
unc is talking about quake nahhh time for bed
do you think we'll get a 2nd ring slot in the future or would that be too overpowered
me personally i have 21 ring slots lol
quake now that was a mans man he invented the concept of bondies and dunking on diapertrannied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3n3ELQN9U
>>529991928this should play during a sailing quest cutscene
>>529991928me in the middle
if I resubscribe does anyone want to be my friend
cg kc today: 0
time spent doing cg: 0 hours
time spent browsing youtube/4chan: 18 hours
I'm actually a bondie I lied about resubscribing but I could buy one. and sorry I can't just post my rsn here like that everyone would see it...
>>529992262add me boys kissing and i'll be ur friend
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heh
now watching thunderbolts asterisk the new avengers
nobody likes me everybody hates me I'm going out to eat worms
were watching chungking express for gscord movie night tn
yes eat the worms bite right in theres definitely not a hook in there ahahahahahaha your mine bitch
nawr stawrp i never sed mai bowrfriend has a wawrm for a pecker
Gay sex makes me feel better when I hate myself
>>529992592how else am i supposed to add you and be your friend if i dont knoq your rsn maybe we could meet up on w314 at the varrock apothecary in 5 minutes
jhnd moment https://x.com/InsaneRealitys/status/1941263905453637911
chungking express wow thats one of my favorites i identify with the binge eating lonely cop
do the linux girls trust bolt launcher
>>529993380i admire his restraint
i heard that in asia wong kar wai is for loser neets kinda like literally me movies
>clocking in to do my daily mandated 10 cgs
its probably fine but im not moving to jagex account until they officially support linux
idk about that my impression is hes just an entry level director for westerners his movies feel very comfortable and western compared to a lot of hk and chinese films
>>529993856this would be the case without mtx and garish cosmetic overrides
>>529993856People are too blinded by nostalgia bias to accept this fact
this is gonna be my third chinese movie i have also seen chongqing hotpot and creation of the gods 1
i just like the pretty colours in chungking, his newest transfer fucking sucks
i heard it in reference to the loona creative director
https://x.com/gaypopcraze/status/1935768001640550512
yes its a visually pretty movie with striking actors and nice music and the sound of the monologues is soothing i like his gay movie more though frick im gonna play runescape and watch a chinese movie tonight too
Just asked a girl for her number(biofem)
>>529993856rs3 pvm is much better
but the world is too garish and evil
shes lying btw thats not what gscord is doing
>>529993856rs3 is ugly in a bad way
osrs is ugly in a cute and endearing way
what is gscord doing then
im doing something secret
we are watching jhnd play poe he is streaming for us
is rs3 pvm really better though gnomonkey said the same thing and he lasted about 2 weeks in rs3
who invited jhnd to the gscord
>>529994284>has never ever done anything like this beforesure lol. x intellectuals are braindamaged DUDE LILY CHOU CHOU
editors note - by streaming for us she means were looking through his window from a bush outside
When is the other barrows brother and the barrows sister coming to OSRS?
*PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
predebut loona sucked btw
i heard in asia they consider 102 to be disgusting toilet humour
just did MM for my gf shes just a girl
Wish I had a runey BF to do MM for
my gf makes me do one small favour every weekend
hunter rumours are so vibes and kino i lowkey love plaiyng runescape
7 Million slaya xp week - that was fun
>>529995975how many points did you use
what up paddling they fish
>>529996047I gained 1k points
nechryael - slayer cape - good xp but scary
>>529996324bro wtf this shit
>>529996324dark warrior you can run laps upstairs bping its way safer
i think bears and rogues are good points tasks but obv you dont need more points
based note taker here's some of mine from before I redeemed my first bond
they are a good 25k-30k xp task but they can stack me out easy if I forget pnecks
1def no 43 prayer wildy slayer for xp really neat account
katiey why did you give midzy your tbow
hey i was gone for the last 5 years who is decay?
because I felt very sad at that time so I made some very unsmart decisions - anyways I go sleep night
i told you to stop typing things like that
if midzy werent chaotic evil shed offer to give it back
hunter headwear i cant even see
>>529996930use an alt to tank
herbiboar dont clean they herbs
what private server should i try to learn pvp im sick of getting ganked and running like a BITCH
why would i want to fight bots stupid
i have grown too mature for this lowlife board you all honestly think youre all so funny but youre not. every day that i look at this board i lose a few braincells. you incels have nothing against me it honestly baffles me that you girls just sit on your ass and talk in this board. i find it quite humorous and also concerning. you girls are a disappointment and unproductive. this was a test and i wanted to see if people like you behave and in the end the stupidity clouds judgement. this is sad and you girls might want to rethink your actions and life choices leading up to where you are now. goodbye
john dad out
john dad would never call us girls hes not an ally
hoooooooooooooooooooly frick dude
retard if you train against harder foes like bots you'll be much better against shitty humans
also lots of pkers are bots especially in the rev caves
>>530000000digits of TRUTH
great now the retard squad is going to invade
>>530000000now the outsiders are going to come and see how embarrassing we are great just great
you did not just do 530mil get with my name what is wrong with you omfg
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>>530000000i was a second late
>>530000000/hg/ reporting in, we're killing you.
jhnd leaves and saradomin immediately blesses us with digits its a sign
>>530000123Hi, outsider here, I don't get it. Don't think I care enough to learn either. Good night.
>>530000000I have observed
watching this then queueing lms to get my ass beat
>>530000000terrible get but i guess a worse general could've gotten it
>>530000000here i am in the history!
odas guides are kind of shit hes a terrible teacher
omg i cant do anything right
those numbers are ep- *PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>530000391Oda sucks at everything in life and is stupid
i learned pretty much everything about pking just by watching oda pk if youre not subhuman iq youll figure out what hes doing and why he does it
Haven't played since around tempoross release, it seems like the game is more popular but I also hear bots haven't been curbed at all, and in fact are getting worse. Is it worth coming back if I like skilling or are they still giving everything to bosses making every skill except combat (and maybe herb) useless?
john dads name is known in every general now how does that make you feel
why would you do this!!!!
>>530000447is that you in the picture?
>>529990338 (OP)I wonder if the reason Susie spared us, at least part of it, was how quite Kris was being. I mean if the last time you bullied a kid and threatened to kill them he laughed in your face, and the next time they just stare at you silently, I'd be a little weirded out too. No wonder she called Kris a freak.
>>530000000The absolute state of OSRS. Thought you guys were based after cancelling your pride parade.
>our get is about troon shit
great now all the other generals are going to laugh at us again just great
absorbing knowledge from watching him for a long time is different from being actively taught by him through a halfassed livestream clip tutorial video he only made because a sub asked him to
not just troon shit but a faggot attention whore and troon shit
>>530000714I was crosslinked to the wrong thread!
>Runescape
is that game still getting updates?
>>530000845no we play a game that hasn't been updated in 15 years because we're autistic
Can we tourists get a quick rundown on this John Dad fellow?
half these runephews prolly from gatcha gens sheee
maplestory bros it should have been us...
>>530000934qrd on jhnd
- nice guy
- never crashed out
- rejected d3k but in a nice way
- didnt buy bonds
- stalked by major creep papamichael
- shared vocaroo of baby in a chill way because he needed to prove he was a real dad
- did not take 6 months and counting to do inferno in bis after claiming it was easy and osrs was a baby tier game
- does not use racial slurs in his rsns
it shouldve been a d3k thirst post damn iti
oh my days this is embarrassing
john dad is the pirate software of osg
>>530000918I admire your dedication
worst timeline confirmed
living in a simulation confirmed
IS THIS THE RITUAL?????????
people dont d3k thirstpost like they used to
>>529990565Who are these people
were exposed hes the hero were the villains shut it down now
>>529990565More name-drops than those in /hsrg/
I kneel
he fucking won i cant believe this
>>530000000Kill and rape gachaniggers.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/bwo/
Kill and rape gachaniggers.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/nyo/
>>530000000This is your best post, /osg/?
i dont feel so good......i want to get off mr johns wild ride
when is this going to stop btw
>>530001225hmmm nyo I don't I will bwo
jhnd streaming colo attempts to his thousands of new adoring fans
>>530000000Can this jhon dad meet jhon helldiver?
Anyone up for Halo MCC multiplayer or coop should message JingleBaZa on xbox or add JingleBaza on steam.
Any time zone can work.
Mic preferred.
Open NAT type preferred.
Must say something nice about Jar Jar Binks
can one of you tourists be my rsgf
Welcome to /osg/ friends! You too can waste your life away clicking on virtual trees and virtual rocks for 16 hours a day.
every single one of these tourists is subcheese trash girl you have no standards
>>530000000It's always the dumbest posts that get it.
https://voca.ro/1g2ZZotD83bL
john dad surpassed meriipu as an osg icon
please my nigger just give me my last synapse
watch your language we have guests
>>530000934QRD on John Dad:
BTFOs threadtroons daily
commands respect with just his presence
did what no other osger could
is an absolute beast
fishing out of control on the weam atm
midzy orchestrated this get so the fact that she should give katiey her tbow back would get buried
doing: cg, 3/6 armor seeds 1/1 enhanced seed
listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgfYfS4XBo
>>530002509great song thank you and good luck
that girl blew all her rng shes never getting a drop again
>>530002374im so proud of you i cant wait to see your amazing stacks at the end of the day im so excited
>>530000000so this is runescape LOLE
>>529999052why don't you just use LMS and PVP Arena retard?
private servers are not an exact copy of RS, the combat calculations and tick systems are slightly off, i would not recommend trying to learn on them and applying it 1:1 to runescape
the early enhanced was payback for my very dry berserker ring so i expect my armor soon
what does the e stand for
what no i meant the girl who got the digits not you etna i hope you get all the drops
wow how embarrassing this is my last post goodbye forever
>>530003194didnt most of the top pkers spend most of their time on private servers
muting the stream at movie night so i can listen to threadgirl breathing
everyone who is into gacha would touch kids if they had access
>>530003490almost every big name in osrs used to play private servers but only because old school runescape didnt exist it was either rs3 or private servers
do maxed egirls just hang out on f2p
>>530003490yes and i spanked them on those private servers, fun times
but there was also no 'free' way to practice PVP on RS back then, even if you went to clan wars you still had to pay for runes and food and it sucked
why would you not just go to LMS or PVP Arena?
>>530004192im not that anon i was just wondering if you were saying those people didnt get better by playing private servers while real rs pvp was dead because idk much about the topic
at least we got a new jhnd roo
does the jmod who designed cg prep phase still work at jagex and if so, whos dick did they have to suck to keep their position
>>530000000wasted you fucking faggot
>>530005543rang means skill :3
they wont let me buy a bond but i can buy membership but im buying bonds so i can play with my friend this sucks
dear diary: today /osg/ was humiliated in front of the rest of /vg/ yet again.
making a chicken burger :)
CHIKN BURGER AND CHIPS PROPER NICE
>>530006528why did you guys bully her
>>530000000HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530000000Bitcoin is getting fucked
>>530000000>get is on a tranny threadLOL
>>529990338 (OP)Is that Wings of Redemption?
>>530000000this could be the biggest thread tranny self own ive ever seen
and just when the thread needed him most, he vanished
he vanished because all the chuds have seen him using peoples pronouns his street cred is gone
>>530007301this looks worse for u not him
huge for gukesh yet again
>>530000000wasted get on a troon general
i dont really understand or approve of trans shit but i still respect others enough to call them by their preferred pronouns
i just got 2 qp you could say im beasting
I had no idea there was an identical general to /djt/. You have the same no reply trooncase culture, and you even have a guy here called Jamal who has died, too.
is trans some kind of prayer
oh no are we the laughing stock again
whats djt i cant find it on the board
through my thorough research i have determined that its a jp general
what the hell they really do talk like us
>>530008254this makes so much sense and answers so many questions
haha kinda talk like us too we have cousins everywhere
>>>/jp/49670984
>>>/jp/49671006
>>>/jp/49671012
omfg
i dont get it ermm daijoubu desu ka
they spell unc as unk that must be the threadgirl dialect
do you think they would get the saikou joke
i think she was in dragon age
shes who the npc morgan le faye was named after
i played her in league i think
why did you let that imbecile be our ambassador she already left a terrible impression
>>530009083log in and ask him
the >>shi post was p funny ngl type shi
btw my chicken burger was scrumptious
i have a humiliation kink so today was a great day for me
so do you start jacking it when people point at how retarded you are
we cant be the most trooned out gen on vg right? theres so many gatcha games and also ff14 gen
>>530009827i have some bad news for you
where are all the cute tranners
our gen is only ironically trans the others have shoot trans
im gonna be honest with you.
im fucking owning
ur not even done the acts chill sis
gonna go smoke a fat bowl of some good kush
a nice balcony piss i havent done a balcony plarp in years tho
personally im a chud but i roleplay as a troon for comedic reasons i hope this clears up some confusion for the tourists
im not a chud im a ml but i also roleplay for comedic purposes
grown ahh man talm bout sum im a girl head ahhh naaaahhh this corny ahh nigga 40 years old
not her but im 28 personally(girl)
i dont identify i dont roleplay but i hate my life and im obsessed with an idea
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabadu ni ni
i am a nubile 29 years old (irl)
yeah just play lms dude!!!!
hopping bobbing ronald mcdonald
>>530011594youre supposed to play on the lms world and train against the terminator bots
did you think lms is runing on every world u retarded nigga
bpd is like guam seeds... shits everywhere
more things need to drop guthix rest herbs
you say that but i still dont have a bpdemon rsgf so i dont believe you
what npcs are seed dispersers in gielinor
still looking for ironfriends...
no youre not shut the fuck up
she can disperse seeds if she wants
i was talking about the iron bitch not the seeds girl the seeds girl is free to disperse her seeds of course
why do golems exist in gielinor when there are no jewish people
i was on the lms world stupid bitch
d3k as commander zilyana and me as a captured zamorakian soldier
>>530013798yes i am...but you guys are just gonna say im gross or something...so whats the point...
*walks in butt ass naked*
djt here we accept your friend request *nods respectfully*
whats taht show in the middle
>>530014470Bleach Thousand Year Blood War
every time i think about coming back to this game and getting my quest cape i look at this and think damn i dont wanna do all that
whats the quest cape for just get 99 construction
>>530014515hunter do hunter rumours
herblore depends on if youre a helmie
farming plant trees
construction do mahog homes if youre poor
runecrafting guardians of the rift
firemaking you can afk it now
thieving you cna afk it now
smithing do giants foundry
magic your burst tasks sis?
agility idk lol
>>530014515are you a bondie? thats literally nothing
im speedrunning it as a noob i put in 12 days of playtime over 2 bonds last time and i only have ~30 more quests to do
yes im a bondie i have like 35m so i could buy one its just like damn that's a lot of stuff i dont wanna do
>>530014792if youre speedrunning you should be doing these methods
https://wiseoldman.net/ehp/main
well its not really that deep im obviously really slow because i died a lot and messed up a ton of stuff. the most egregious was having to go through the monkey maze 3 times because im fucking retarded and im taking some detours like doing my herb/bird runs and flipping stuff on the ge and i got my graceful and im gonna get the untrimmed slayer cape
>>530014515agility is free to 70 from all quests
>>530014515do wildernessa agility course with agility fc masses you make like 2-3mil an hour while making 50k xp/h
>>530015304why dont pkers go after those
a tale as old as time theres strength in numbers
why is sherlock not wearing a shirt
>>530015645they do but it's usually raggers. i have done over 2000 laps there and never got killed, but i have 99hp
>>530015645cuz its a group of 50 anti pkers? and everyone is forced to wear anti pk gear or they kill you
ill never have a scythe and thats ok
>me and 50 vennies vs the pkers
ebic, dont need the money but gonna try it
my girlfriends boyfriend has a scythe but she still loves me
>>530016470https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/User:Agility_FC/Gear
i dont even care ive never cared and i would never care
who up um who up hunting they rumours
its fucked up what they did to him
is the new content since ToA release worth a bond?
Oh boy time to watch other people die at the Theatre of Blood
achivement diary needs a rework, with all new content added it feels like it's not up to date, and a lot of the rewards just go nowhere
plus varlamore absolutely needs one too
oh be here i go tobbin again
>>530019903i disagree with your posts because nothing you said is true or makes sense
d3 sucked it on video now she d4
yeah you dont get it from d3
can someone explain that to me
im being tormented by flutes and drums
im being tormented by patterns and coincidences
im being tormented by cute runeys
omg i forgot i bought this before i quit time to ruin my life for another 2 weeks after i cut 7,917 emeralds
implings are so cool cause youll be doing any content at all and its like oh an impling for me why thank you
you know what they say impling for thee impling for me
>>530020665is it like mp3 vs mp4 is that the joke
what does it mean when an account doesnt exist but you cant make it youre rsn
they should really free up names again...
https://en..wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Vinladen
is this rsn available
>>530015451POV: you are a frog who has just asked me for a kiss
why is that cat exiting a sphincter
the cat is in too high definition and its freaking me out can you please delete compress and repost the file
>>530024226sorry, here you go
>>530024374thanks thats much better i love you
book update the ending sucked
im sorry you didnt enjoy your book thanks for the update i would like more updates in the future
last book i read was lies of locke lamora that shit sucked
you should have joined osg bookclub anna karenina is lowkey fire
ive read both of those and enjoyed them
do you know what youre rreading next
no im on my biannual romance kick but its difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff
gonna do romeo and juliet and goblin diplomacy on 2 accs thanks for reading my blog
If I'm at vyrewatches AFKing and someone doesnt pick up their bloodshard fast enough, is it okay for me to take it? Or is that a dick move?
have you heard of butter before its on my radar
>>530025068
just jerked off to completion and slimed to poster above
ohhh i zeee
YAGEXXX PLEASE
ohhh i zeeee
anything on the ground is common by the laws of nature and free to be taken by each man or woman in their necessity
>>530025163newfags are this faggy??
if you see any item on the ground it's free to be picked up
slimed all over poster below
SPPLOOOORRRRRRRTTTT
>>530025163This exact situation happened to me once. He was an iron, so I couldn't give it back, but he asked me to bond him up in return. I agreed, added him to my block list and hopped worlds.
you should bind me up the bed
>>530025453ewwwwww you got slimed LOL
>>530025571I don't know what that means, but it's a doggy dog world out there.
sliming is actually a huge honour in north american culture
my country's culture is copying america's culture, but we don't have sliming here
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damn girl u need a bucket for that slime
>>530000000This general is so useless that even a legendary get like this one is about an avatarfaggot, this entire general is legit the rotation of the same 4 or so subhumans just posting whatever for years due to severe mental illness. Nothing is ever discussed here, no memes, nothing except avatarfagging and samefagging.
tag yourself im one of four
im two of four (one of four in disguise)
im on all fours... for yeezeid <3
>>530026303All generals are garbage in their own way.
>>530026503wow this is so blackpilling
>>530026503this one is by far one of the worst, I've been lurking several (tekgen or dbd are recent examples) and despite the shitness, this one is still far and beyond
it's a 25 year old clicker game for literal autists what do you expect
is that us in the picture
me on my knees you standing up
do you think rsn mccockitycock is available
most people here are really successful rich and cool in real life we just like role playing to blow off steam
>>530027057>>530027102>>530027115>>530027154>>530027218a maximum total amount of 2 "people" posted all of these
>>530027505yes me and yeeze :3
i didnt post any of those if anyone was keeping score
>>530027505yes anon and i (yeezeid)
My entire feed is just RuneScape streamers reacting to WoW streamers reacting to RuneScape streamers reacting to video essays about why all (3) professional WoW streamers are playing RuneScape now.
>>530027631your a 5/5 to me
who is yeeze god i hate when i miss osg lore
>>530027721thanks i love you so much
that sucks my entire feed is about orc city
oh my god this thread freaking sucks! what do you even do all freaking day!?
clcik on low poly animals and increase my hunter value
>>530028461sorry i have been sick so i haven't been posting im just lurking
erp with myself on my alts
erp with the other girls in the thread
>>530028526>>530028531>>530028790>>530028805>>530028495are you all the same freaking person? what the hell is wrong with this thread oh my god talk about the game and use the reply feature!
do you have autism it seems like you have trouble with social cues and are quite rules-focused
>>530029227you asked why is the thread so shit and i told you its because i have not been posting whats the problem
back in my day this thread hated lgbt now it is only lgbt
The Bloodshard is not doing good
>>530029643It's weird being the only straight man in this general. Nothing against the threadgirls, it's just that sometimes I want to talk about gnomeball with the lads instead of whatever the latest fashionscape is.
im a straight man as well maybe we could do super straight stuff together like oil wrestling and sleepovers while watching the game in runescape of course
>>530014515why don't u just write down the individual quests and the individual requirements?
break up ur grinds into smaller ones so it doesn't look so big and overwhelming
>thread girls
Crossdressing cisms exist and play runescape.
>>530033272She got filtered by 15 hours of skilling, she's better off playing something else
im type b but only in osg even in osrs im type a
crushing tf out of my gems rn
i lost two games of tempoross in a row because i got drunk and kept misclicking
same but i prefer to call them my gnomeballs or small pouch
does anyone need 260 empty fishbowls
okay come through i can hook you up
>>530033941>why would i need that
i only do tempoross when im fucked up which probably isnt smart since a misclick there will kill a whole run
my fat gay belly is all jiggly and round today
>>530029227>>530028461who hurt you, tranny? apart from your dad I mean
i dont think its right to make fun of child abuse victims but maybe thats just me
>>530034330you're right I might have went too far in a few places and to show my sincerity I will not make a joke out of this by continuing with "like your moms bumhole"
>>530034274uh thats what im saying, buddy.
>>530034253Is your jiggly belly hairy? I know a cute twink that would teach you raids if it is.
whats good with y'all niggers its ya boy doncoolio
i just logged off @4004 youll have to come round tomorrow for the fish bowls if thats okay maybe we could watch a couple episodes of rick and morty in my poh while youre over if you have time could be fun see you then
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Good brine rat task so far
I've tried asking before and no one helps, but I'm getting desperate.
My sugar daddy, who has now given me 450m in gifts isn't letting me hit, why would he do this and how do I get him to frick me. He's super my type and I was never really in it for the gold :$
>>529991154you're a who too
>>530034605very smug reply for someone who looks like picrel
>elitism in osg
Being 4chan famous is actually embarassing and I would rope if anon was jacking off to my toon which is why I never post it.
me im just a guy who wanted to play video games
>>530036545Gonna jack it to your toon without even seeing her
>>530036469damn mod north banned these yts?
i never agreed to or asked for any of this
>>530036908My toon is canonically a twink even though he uses the female model because osrs body types aren't inclusive enough.
So you're gay
*PLLLLLARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
my toon eats entire sharks in a single bite
i didnt get a private instance at bandos and lost a snapdragon seed...
I'm probably going to buy members today. What should I do first?
>>530039031https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CBkFM70SnrW4hJXvHM2F1fYCuBF_fRnEXnTYgRnRkAE/
>>530039031just do what you want retard
i should really get elite cas
>>530039249same but i am too bad
>>530039031nothing but tempoross for two straight weeks, maybe you'll get the pet before you hit 11k fishpoints
>>530039249>>530039429https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Combat_Achievements/All_tasks
sort by "completion %"
everyone can get elite cas no matter how bad you are at the game. enough of the tasks are free
I got elite cas a couple weeks ago, and I'm trash at the game, you can do it sisters!
>>530039183Okay. I'm prob going to do that druids quest then. Hehe
>>530039546>>530039663ok ill get them done when i get the tassets
elite cas is trash anyway what do you mean of course a trash player can get them
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>>530039663>tfw don't even have mediums done yeti really should actually do some bossing sometime
>>530039772oh i see you're feeling a little adventurous
>>530040363how do you have 820 clogs but dont even boss thats weird
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Yeah, I bring my own super combats and prayer potions to moons. How did you know?
hmm thats a strange device
>>530040768i clog all sorts of random shit that nobody cares about, plus i've done close to 3k clues
>>530040278You're ugly on the inside and you should work on that.
>>530041412you were the one that said youre trash fucking retard
>>530039121This is way too autistic for me
>>530039031Rush ratcatchers
I was encouraging skillers, not inviting sneeder "hlc" to comment
>>530039546i just havent gotten around to it because i try to complete them naturally but i barely make progress as they add new bosses
why is midzy not competing in fantasy ehp
why doesnt midzy give katiey her tbow back
because midzy is a mean self centered person look at what she did to poor saikou
i ran out of death runes fuck meeee
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im running low
i got 100k fire runes yesterday at the scar mine it took like 10 minutes it was so much better than the shops
i am getting 5mil worth of mangled extract
i will craft them through abyss please dont pk me
its really sad you cant use scar essence for souls without paying a lot extra and trolling
>>530042470im not a dole scrounger and its a dole scrounger comp
theyre going to add a good soul method soon even bondies are complaining
why would bondies complain when they can just buy them from ge
2 months ago souls were 180 gp each now theyre trading for 470
kinda an insane price change just from yama + soul wars crate nerf
>>530044206that sounds like a reasonable price for them though
chaos ele is such ass i hate that theyre making me kill it 25 times
despa i saw some troubling news
>>530044657>eating meat in 2025wtf
bondies always get mad when they make things easier for helmies
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i started doing the CAs
When are training dummies coming to osrs?
i personally have very few CAs done
What aspect ratio is that
>>530046409fucking play the game instead of afk training
>>530046782i just dragged it to my 2nd monitor and roughly split the screen with my browser
>>530046881what do you want me to do
>>530047149Get an infernal cape
>>530047149do slayer if you want to level up your combat stats
>>530047261everyones just like yeah why dont you go get an infernal cape and im like yeah do you think its that easy, that you can just go *get* an infernal cape its not that easy i cant just walk into inferno and do it some of you might be able to do that but i cant so until then im stuck with this fire cape and thats that. maybe some day ill be good enough until then im just a noob
why wont sandwich bitch give me a baguette
>>530047546melee is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww through slayer constantly having to change locations when i can just sit in one spot and get 130-150k per hour for free
the poor noob act after bragging about how easy this game is is wild
>>530047839its called a joke
youre the main joke around here
ive been playing this game for years and i dont have a single friend. people dont seem to talk to each other in the game world in public chat, its all just clans but i dont like the chud vibe of the osg cc and when i go to the osrs discord and look for a clan theyre all super gay and lame as hell. how do i find chill people to play with?
>>530048063um people talk to each other in public chat i just chatted with some girl the other night for like half an hour and there was a yama angle but i didnt go for it
>>530048063all i can find is elitists, i ask for help and they just say "use a shadow" nigga i am ironman and even if i wasnt its 1bil like wtf
>>530048063I panic when people start talking to me in game and usually hop worlds if it goes on for longer than like a minute.
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>>530047546>do slayer if you want to level up your combat stats
>there was a yama angle
why does your mind work like this
narcissistic my god i love it
and why does my mind work like that probably because im a functioning socialized adult who can read conversation cues
>>530048241>there was a yama angle but i didnt go for iti need a neurotypical person to tell me what this statement means
personally i think that doing waterfall quest is a waste of slayer xp
>>530044206bots can't runecraft them in mass quantity like they can with bloods. much higher rc req + slower
what makes you think she wanted to do yama with you idiot she would have said no if you asked
>>530049745there's thousands of bots with full gotr outfit and 100+ rc crafting astrals and natures, they don't do souls because it's simply not as profitable
>>530049109We wouldn't have to have this conversation if they'd let us afk train slayer at the GE like in rs3
i am starting to feel like i was lied to, a lot of these CAs are in raids
>>530049993why are you afraid of raids
>>530050071guide for idiots is 20 minutes long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a61znGm0pc
AND then at the end i have to learn solo olm which will take 10 times longer
im afraid of other people
>>530050217you can solo raids
>>530049842you miss 100% of shots you dont take
cmon the girls all see you acting bitchmade
>>530047781Bosses are good melee xp, yama for example.
>>530050257half the raid cas require other people
>>530050691oh that is true lmao
are crushed superior dragon bones bugged with the reagant pouch?
Remember when soloing tob was an accomplishment?
>>530050782>crushed superior dragon bonesno
>>530050194if you want to learn don't prep at the end like this guy said. you want to prep right at the start. make a ton of in raid brews and restores so you can never die
>>530050194i dont like this guys vids no offence
tob is some of the best pvm in the game i always laugh at people with 0 tob kc i think thats the biggest indicator of a weirdo
>>530050925i just showed an example that even the "idiots" version is fucking 20 minutes long like what the fuck
i too like to laugh at mentally disabled people
the kiwifarms thread is saying jhnd did nothing wrong
those girls are larpers gscord has terabytes of evidence on jhnd
d3k still doesnt fw him and i trust her judgement
rsn karina got me feeling a type of way today
you trust the judgement of a girl who doxed herself
whats worse 0 tob kc or a cheeser team at tob
girls are people smart not book smart
yea i dont trust her opsec judgement lol but like people and vibe judgement yea
aussies are neither smart
oda's dad died on his HCIM at lvl 51... thats too soon bros, be careful about entering the smoke devil dungeon
girls are not people smart are you retarded
if i accidentally pked your hcim at sote maze would you be mad
lol is that what happened to tml
at least he didnt get pked at lvl 15 by a team of maxed bondies with ice barrage
>>530052285that isnt funny.
>>530052381no unless i thought it was on purpose
>>530052509wasn't supposed to be, it's news
kinda nsfl kinda funny, (You) are solely responsible for clicking
https://files.catbox.moe/6pig7q.mp4
>>530052647i dont wanna click this but can someone describe to me what it is? im curious
>>530052843its not nsfl someone pked xer team at sote maze
>>530052886the thing in the webcam is definitely nsfl, also you might hurt yourself laughing
>>530052579oh ok do you want to do tob then we get get your harcore an avernic ;)
if i messed up the sote maze and someone started yelling at me would you defend me
i thought he meant Song Of The Elves maze...
>>530052647oh my god it really is just a runescape clip why the fuck would you call it nsfl just leave it at nsfw
anyone ever told you girls you arent very smart
runescape icks #23: barraging slayer monsters in proselyte
this bitch gets more icks than a toddler eating pureed squash
i am here doing fucking zalcano for CAs this shit aint worth it bois
im a girl and girls get icks what can i say
is norwood 3 an ick for girls im asking for uhh a friend yeah a mate ofmine
um im trying to do the tightrope combat achievement and i get instantly one shot when i cross the rope am i doing something wrong...
>>530054893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSXVrgu5RF8
>>530055037yeah i got it right after that i was praying ranged lol
i mean i wasnt praying ranged omg
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yeah this is the best i can do maybe i do some raiding one day
chat I need like 280 more points for elite tier cas wtf they keep increasing it
>>530055251wtf you have more points than me
people are starting to say things about you know what
im the hardest poster in this thread
hard as in hard geezer or hard as in hard guamstick
yeah the hardest to stand
>>530054143you literally have runes for telegrab you attention whore
>>530056841wrong spellbook moron
whats wrong with barraging in proselyte
>>530056993heavy and negative mage bonus
I'm on a boat id send a pic but we have geoguessrs
it's not my boat and I'm fishing
Leviathan might be the worst boss in the game
one of my favourite things in OSRS is when i'm doing farming contracts and can get like 4-5 seed packs in a row because everything is already pregrown
meriitip #142
do your bank skilling with a few slots free so you can pick up loot for your lobster tab without banking/dropping
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why are uims so mean
wish our weams were like that
>>530058371What did you take that made him so upset?
I want to attempt inferno again, but my bestie wants to play minecraft, and I don't want her to think I don't want to hang out because I do, it's just I've been jonzing for the cape
>>530058689its a reddit post he took a manta
Got the black jewel time to start sending 300s.
How about I send your fatass to hell you spec popping dps crab noodle proc pot tob planker
Never been to tob so can't be talking about me
Is black jewel better than fang? I typically run 450-500
>>530060557If you're asking that you ain't running more than 50.
>>530062756is that a burstable monster?
>>530062897No but she has better drops since you're complaining about them.
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if you ask me one of the best tasks should also be 10m/hr
>>530061304It's a new item, I don't theory craft I follow metas, osrs is only my 3rd favorite hobby
wow what are the first two
1. sex with ur mom
2. sex with ur dad
3. runescape
just got my first cape woo
The first 2 are being a cat dad and baking
>>530063614I don't have sex with women
>>530063737Nice what did you do for it? Mysterious old man fucked you in the ass?
>>530063737I'm calling mod North
>>530063968I got 99 in Fellating
>>530063887nice pussy ma'am
>>530063360black gem is purely a helmie cope item so they have a stopgap until they get fang and dont have run too many with a zhasta, its useless if you have fang
>>530065043>oh no my game about progression has progressive gear upgrades!!
>>530065331i didnt mean it in a negative way i think its a great idea its just of 0 interest to bondies
>>530063887My favourite part of cats are their noses.
>>530065440okay im sorry for jumping at conclusion have a nice day
doing dt2 and stop everytime i get hrny like stopped 5 times 2 kwuarm this quest is a lng one like me
I'm cism, don't be a jerk
>>530065043Thank you for helping, helmies are jerks for no reason
>>530065764I like the paw pads, but her nose is god dang cute
POV: you took a wrong turn somewhere in the zeah minecart system
>>530033272because I need to do it all at some point regardless and this lets me calculate exactly how much stuff I need to buy
>>530033445yeah okay now that's just ridiculous I did all this on 2 bonds while learning how the game works. anyway I'm cutting emeralds now before using my bond
I'm hoping I can finish my quest cape in 1-2 more bonds but I heard some of the later quests are hard combat wise so I might get filtered by those. a taste of hope took me like 30 tries...
im finna crash out popeyes got my order wrong
>>530067406why are you complaining to us and not calling them and telling that they sent shit instead of what you ordered?
what if the plarper is the popeyes ceo
the popeyes near me is all pajeets now i dont go there anymore
im not finna tell them its wrong because then they finna spit in that shit
we don't have popeyes or KFC in my country, but i remember listening to the cluckin' bell jingles in GTA san andreas back when i was 10 years old, and let me tell you, they did NOT paint a flattering picture of the american poultry industry
should i not kill arranxor til i get make anti venom +
theyre making fun of us in djt again
the /jp/ djt or the /int/ djt
>>49674148It was jp, and I don't appreciate that kind of talk coming from weabs that want to fuck cartoons >_>
my new bf is from djt hes a celeb there
i mean some of you want to fuck runey playdoh dolls
the only things i wanna fuck are kgirls well actually theres a couple white baddies ive seen they could get it too but theyre rarer
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>>530070354>kind of talk coming from weabs that want to fuck cartoonsnothing wrong with that
me too also i want to creampie st0ck just to see if i would like it
the only things i wanna fuck are yeezeid and boypilled
wallah midzy keeping that tbow is actually disgusting on a level that only shenky might match
lol https://x.com/AbyssOSRS/status/1941255529453715640
>>530070929This is exactly what I mean, they're like 80% pedos, anime except the big shonens need to be banned
can someone tell st0ck to come back to the /hg/ discord
>>530070948imagine how tight he is
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opinion on that log
up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU7qwoDq88s
when is piratesoftware gonna play osrs
half gays try not to fall for the sinister twink challenge
i think eel girl and d3k have both gone on the record to say that gnomonkey is off putting
st0ck is not sinister hes just cute
i have more twibbles on my log
>>530072153i want to eat sushi off his tummy
st0ck is a genuine psychopath
st0ck and i are a couple you will get no more tummy photos and certainly wont be eating any food off of it
boypilled come back to halo ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VzR8Q9Y_tE
is st0ck really dating another osger
anyone wanna see my tummy im skinnyfat
st0ck left yeeze at the altar
>>530072674Post it, cutie
has st0ck posted his tummy before?
if you add up everyone in 4clans iq its still less than 142
>>530072691It melts....I wanted to get a wooden mouse but apparently they don't make them
st0ck is a narcissist and needs to self post 24/7 to sustain him himself or he's going to cry again on vc waaaaah
this tourist bitch st0ck has posted way more than tummy at this point
st0ck is better at halo than me
id let st0ck ruin my life for that tummy
the fuck do you do in runescape vc? talk about fishing lvls?
somewhere in the archives witting the last month but its all expired catbox links
muts is 4/5 and about to attempt sensory clouding if you even care
i dont really he already did the hard ones
>>530073358POST THEM PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
sensory clouding took me over 130 attempts personally
i dont really care about pvm achievements oh wow you did the thing youre intended to do
i lack the monster energy to get radiant oathplate but i could get it whenever i wanted to
why do you guys type like a bunch of bottoms?
'waaaaah everyone hates meeeee' - person who self posts constantly, obsessed with himself and posts his fatass 6'1 photos constantly, and dogshit at osrs on top of that, only on here for attention.
>>530070996give me 1 reason why me picking it up is worse than me not going and billybob78 picking it up as hes running from barb village to sell 13 trouts on the ge
remember being young and trying to drag around your items really really fast thinking that they might be able to dupe good times
whats this story about a tbow
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