DK in smash 6 edition

>Setting up Netplay
- Melee/P+
https://pastebin.com/EJlDKeu9f (LOL DEAD)
- 64/Smash Remix
https://pastebin.com/cbcg9ALi (LOL DEAD)
>Quickplay-enabled Latency Mod (2&3f default)
https://github.com/Naxdy/latency-slider-de/releases
>Reminder to kneel to the king of ssbg

Previous thread: >>528913683

peak /ssbg/

>>530046252 (OP)
Bump!

>>530052821
the contrast between their facial expressions is so perfect kek

Beautiful OP.

>>530046252 (OP)
>reddit kong

>>529884428
Lot of those characters look better than most of the shit we're getting in REX.

decent sets so far. like that they're doing Bo5 pools

major melee tournaments used to get 100-150k viewers

>>530059614
I don't know if you noticed, but melee is winding down and has been for a while. It isn't getting any significant new talent, the proposition of getting sponsored as a melee player just straight up isn't happening anymore, and melee content creator also isn't a thing.

So once again, good job killing smash for a community that was already two steps away from going off to hospice. Just fucking thank you.

>>530059614
I'm not denying that viewership is down, it definitely is, but this is just pools, those are top 8 numbers you're referencing.
Also Ultimate is 7 years old now, interesting to see melee consistently get higher numbers again.

>>530060207
pools used to get 20k-30k viewers

>>530060328
not denying things are looking grim. the scene isn't going to die, I think there are too many active players at locals and online still, but the prospects of becoming a "respected esport" (whatever the hell that even means) are for sure dead.

melee is still alive because the top tiers arent fair. melee players would never play a fair and balanced game. this is why leffen plays happy chaos in strive. these people cannot survive if a game required fundamentals. the fact that melee fox can input the most garbage smash attack in neutral right in front of you, missing, and still not get punished because they can immediately shield or spot dodge before you can grab them is exactly whats kept this game alive for so long. youre all just carried shitters playing this game because it allows you to be carried shitters. its why melee players all like steve in ult.

>>530061752
you sound like a low mmr retard. yea the game is fucking hard and yea fox is broken. you are the first person to bring up leffen in this thread so I automatically assume you are a troll or a moron. tons of characters can punish fox upsmash though. is it hard? yes, but if on console, in-person it isn't nearly as impossible as you think.

>>530062414
lol i wrote that post like 2 years ago, it's probably been reposted around 20 times by now

>>530062414

>>530063267
don't care. i'm still right.

>>530063503
actually im right. you really think it's a coincidence the biggest fox crybaby happens to play happy chaos in strive? the rest of the fox players cant even pick up other games, that's how blatantly carried they all are. and no, fox CANNOT be punished. not even offline. at the highest level you always see people just reset neutral when fox does something wrong.

>>530064047
I don't play strive so I don't know what point you're trying to make. Sometimes you cannot punish a move, no shit. The game isn't fair. I'm not disagreeing that fox is broken. I don't think the game is dying because of fox, though. There are simply no investors because of all the drama through the years, THAT is why the game is dying. I just don't see the point in fucking complaining about every little thing. There is still tons of fun to be had in the game. there's a major around and even though the post was duped (don't care, i only infrequently post on this board) YOU replied to me. on some level you still care to post to correct me lol

pretty funny that melee has survived through the years after it shouldve been long dead but the sheer degeneracy of its players will be what kills it.

melee was conquered by trannies. normal people fled the scene and trannies/tranny supporters replaced them. back in 2021 when slippi released two of my friends independently picked the game up from hearing about it themselves. one quickly realized how strange the scene is and dropped the game but the other (a leftist tranny supporter) still plays the game to this day and is a frequent at his local.

dead game

>>530067235
need female robin AND her daughter to both rape me

>>530059943
yep i stopped watching when they banned hax and tournaments became a tranny convention and then they murdered hax so it's over

>>530065986
I had friends that I used to get together to play melee but I told them the truth that only insane trannies play it now and they murdered a top player and the game is now dead and they were like wow that's fucked up and they'll never play it again.

>>530068073
the solution is to just keep playing the game amongst your friends or practice partners, which i still do. it fucking sucks that there will never be big money or mass interest in the game but nothing but your own fragile psyche is preventing you from continuing to play. i still attend my locals in DFW. I just don't bring up political shit, and try to avert my eyes from Salt's bulge. It still disgusts me.

Is Melee really going to get more fun as I improve? Win or lose I'm so uninterested whenever I play, it's not exciting at all. Everyone says the game gets way better as you improve but I don't know how much more I have left in me. I don't find the movement to be anything special or fun, I feel nothing when I have close games with somebody, I just don't know what to do. I didn't like Melee or Brawl as a kid either, is Smash just not for me? I love watching the game but playing it is a snoozefest. Sorry for the vent but I've been feeling like this for a while

>>530071814

>>530073417
whats the point in replying to yourself like that

real girl? https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp

>>530073554
It's someone else misusing the powerful stamps. It's a tactic that's been tried and failed before, probably by the same person. I used to think it was gomad, but I doubt he's here R.I.P

>>530074569
i don't see a prominent adam's apple, so maybe? they do exist. just rare and outnumbered, unfortunately.

>>530073554
I reply to him to let everyone know it's a dupe and I know it pisses him off

>>530074857
i see. I just pretend he doesn't exist but I see the value.

>>530074569
Real girl on GOML stream

>>530075135
nice

>>530074857
I think you're right. I think this is how we defeat him once and for all.

>>530075135
>
>>530075550
such is twitch chat, irredeemable.

>no magi feet

shit thread desu

>>530075730
For context this was the full original message

>>530075550
what was the full comment theyre replying to

>>530075787

despite the best efforts of dupedfag, I must say I appreciate all you anons. if not for this thread there would be no places on the internet the discuss smash without worshipping brave beautiful and stunning man made horrors beyond my comprehension.

>>530075787
xD

>>530076217
without a doubt, what melee can be and has been before is the greatest 1v1 game ever created. it's almost perfect without all of the filth pervading its community.

>giving viewership to the TO cabal that killed hax and tried to cover it up just so you can watch the same vyvanse jew vs sheltered paki finals for the millionth time
meleetrannies have no spine

>>530076217
>best efforts
honestly he's low effort, its pretty easy to just trawl a specific board, especially /vg/
he can't truly kill discussion, for sure though.
>>530080529
shut up fag, you are the one with no spine. just play the fucking game. don't conflate watching a tourney with supporting the bullshit. also
>assuming i don't have adblock

>>530080989
by watching the tournament you are in fact supporting the bullshit
good job and keep at it brother

>>530081218
ok midwit, will do.

>>530076217
>>530080989

>>530081301
nothing ever happens because of NPCs like you

>>530081551
care to explain how I'm a NPC? whats supposed to fucking "happen" you retard. all i do is play a video game.

If enough people don't watch GOML then Hax will come back to life

Mono looks like the lead singer for a local band thats known for bringing 15 year old girls back stage with him at events

>>530082138
he's got a very nice jawline.

>>530082262
that is true

How are you watching right now

>>530084431
can't lie I dont care about any tournament without mango in it. its over.

>>530084431
alternating between unranked and both streams. while drinking and smoking.
>>530085624
if you cared about mango that much to begin with you are a bit of a faggot.

>>530085847
>if you have a favourite player you are a faggot
ok anon

>>530086794
if mango is your favorite player i do question, and if you only care about the game because of some celebrity bullshit.

>>530086964
>le celeb
Mang0s playstyle is the only one in the entire melee scene that's interesting to watch

>>530087225
ok then i know you are in fact gay. If you ever liked mang0's personality you are just retarded. He is interesting for all of 30 minutes. His gameplay is definitely more interesting but if you only care for a game because of one character or even one person playing one character yea i think thats a little gay.

>>530086964
I dont care about watching a tournament if mango isnt there. I still play the game on my own lol

>>530089179
look man, i just want a wizzy win.

Mangos worth at least over 500k he'll be fine unless he's completely financially retarded. Worst case he can sell his Cali mansion that I'm sure he lives in and use that money to live on the down low. Unless the girls he "raped" sued him, considering they are also probably slimy cali nepo jewesses I wouldn't put it past them.

n0ne goin ganon for pools it seems

>>530091704
you can't be duping posts from stale drama no ones gonna fall for that. be better.

this is disgusting

>wizzrobe
>amsa
>bbb
>morsecode
Why are all our guys jobbers?

Just took a steaming marth.

>>530099629
>bbb
Replace that wigger with n0ne. (who is also a jobber)

>>530099629
>>wizzrobe
plays the hardest top tier to actually win with
>>amsa
peach and sheik exists, also a drugged up z jumping tranny fucking fox is impossible to beat as yoshi
>>bbb
plays falco but isnt mang0
>>morsecode
plays a mid tier

N0ne is objectively the funniest player to watch. He's always liable to do like 3 or 4 totally unhinged things in a set.

>>530099219
They really need separate streams, I don't want to see ultshit

>>530099629
they all play well, its just if they show up on a given day. the game is hard as shit. also n0ne belongs there as well. they are all fun to watch.

>>530099629
This is Morsecode's tournament he's gonna get top 8 this time trust the plan

>>530099629
wizzy lookin kinda crispy doe. bobby playing cody next.

>>530100948
hopefully his vyvanse hasn't kicked in yet or he's taken far too much. I used to be prescribed 20mg of that stuff for a few years, i can't imagine how much he actually takes.

hbox 3 - 2 cliche

I CAN JUST PICK JOKER AND DOMINATE AGAIN

rapemonster

rapm is THE luigi. why did it take this long for someone to finally get good with him?

>>530102080
thats what i think of everytime as well.

a luigi dtilt won a set in SSBM lolllllll

>>530102365
Abate was pretty good back in the day. I'd say the answer is always Slippi for why mid and high tiers are good now.

>>530103508
Now do it with taunt.

i can see rapm beating ibdw in a set. he beats him online all the time and doesnt seem to crack offline due to pressure

LETS GO BOBBY

I can't fucking stand the new age super soft full hop nairs these space tranimal players do these days. It's like Link tier cheese.

Holy shit. Hot chick on stream.

ngl would

>>530105354
Wizzy on one month of HRT looking ass.

>laser spams nonstop in neutral
>spam frame 1 combo starter if you approach
>get an automatic 3/4 hit brainless combo
>free spikes for anyone who dares to recover too high

falco is the most brainless piece of shit of course he is the most popular character on slippi by far.

>>530105667
>>530008583

morsegod taking down the kraut

>>530105948
>putting him on the ghetto side stream so troons can have the spotlight
Stupid chaser TOs

why did ginger make such a big deal about quitting only to come back like 5 months later

>>530106497
i thought the same thing. always seemed like a tumblr boy to begin with.

>>530105948
He beat nicki 3-1

>Morse's bracket is Fox into Fox for top 8 winner side
Holy shit bros, it's happening.

We're also getting more Marth vs Link kino.

Zamu is still a girl? I thought that was just a subgoal.

>>530108152
such a fucking mannish face how could you even hope to pass lmao

why can't gimr get the melee game footage to run at 60fps for more than 5 seconds a set

>>530108152
>subgoal troon out goal
Please tell me this is real lmao

>bobby playing a rando shitter marth player
Oh no...

>>530109065
it is very real. i remember seeing it myself

>>530109065
its real

Hurt is like the massa and Vendetta the broken buck.

So did the smash community help fund M2Ks tourney fees? Or do they unironically hate him now?

>>530105948
>>530106926
>>530106191
is there a vod? I need to see this, two of my all-time fav players

>>530109168
thats breezy the SK goat

>>530110835
The tourney is ongoing, so just wait.

>>530110835
Vgbootcamp2

FUCKING FUCK

>>530106926
Reddit's golden boy lost to the chud wojak.

kevbot 3-2 nicki is out

>>530105948
>>530106191
>>530106926
>>530110835
>>530111581
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2504345013?t=9h28m2s
morsebros we are eating good

>>530111951
damn that sucks, even SluG is in top 32 winners side

if falcons side b could snap to ledge falcon would be a top 4 character

>>530112267
agreed as a falcon/shiek dual main.

>>530111951
unlucky

I fuckin miss smash 4 hell. I got sent there purply because I made shitters seethe, and system automatically throws me into hell after a certain amount of reports. So I ended playing with small group, most of us temp banned for the same reason, being good.
I'd play each person a very fullfulling amount of games. Neither player really wanted to leave because it meant waiting 5+ minutes to pair up with another. So we would stay, and change characters, switch between meme casual snd series.
and now with elite, it ironically the worst version of smash online. nobody rematches, everyone cares too much for their GSP to play aggressive. just lame shit all around.

>>530111963
realistically, what are ICs supposed to do in this mu? seems extremely one-sided

>not going to top 8
Smashies and their fests man. I bet they wish they could drag these out to week long ordeals. Why not do a pool a day while they are at it?

>>530114156
Grab, down smash, get samus above you? Not that much different than any other MU.

>>530114156
Not having Nana is a Disadvantage in itself, not just the state of Sopo, but her not being with you, and you have to take care of that to the point where you might put yourself in Disadvantage just to get Nana, because having to go through a free ledge pressure scenario for the opponent is still better than playing as Sopo.
They are a potentially dumber matchup than most would think especially at our level, no need for desyncs even, just that the keepaway game and that aspect isn't as important, and Icies preys upon Out of Shield happy people because, thanks to Nana again, they have the single best shield safety in the entire game.

>>530091704
hes already been unbanned from twitch, he'll be fine. he can come back and stream on his own time and the mang0 simp army will embrace him as I doubt theyre the type of people to really give a shit that he air humped some innocent angel ethots.

>>530101234
I used to take 40 mg when I showed up at a local, it absolutely makes you play better. basically everyone else I knew there would take it too. if I had to guess cody isnt the only top player on the juice.

>>530104285
ive been doing that for decades because actually short hopping with fox is too fucking hard.

>>530122912
But you weren't doing it intentionally to put out a hitbox with 69 active frames that clips people out of jumps.

>>530122615

Why are smashers too pussy to take finasteride? Getting tired of seeing my favorite players become baldies

>>530127673
embracing it is based

>>530127673
>>>/v/714646354

Objectively. Also I generally have a positive view of most of the Depends on the Player tier, but when you fight someone who is a dickhead they might as well be in the dishonest tier.

>>530128601
>>530007895

does the dupe faggot sleep

so all you queers are EST.
good to know.

>>530131061
uh oh mr hackers gonna get us

>>530131326
no you fucking retard i just know your habits more.

>>530130504
I don't think he does, he's too powerful.

>>530122791
yeah i have no question amphetamines are popular in the scene. i really wouldn't have a problem with him if he weren't such a faggot.

>>530132224
hopefully his vyvanse hasn't kicked in yet or he's taken far too much. I used to be prescribed 20mg of that stuff for a few years, i can't imagine how much he actually takes.

>>530132576
shut up dupe faggot. i have infinite sedatives and stimulants so your move.

>>530132576
This post doesn't make sense anymore, the original context was that Cody about about to play bobbybigballz but that was hours ago

you tourists are absolutely insufferable. for the love of god stop giving him attention

>>530133069
dude i just post here besides /k/ and /tg/ like once a week. the thread keeps bumping regardless.

>>530133069
He's the focal point of every thread, it's amazing. I can't help but kneel.

still now tired?

>>530133069
this is not a tourist problem, it's a 4chan problem. btw don't reply.

Chazo

>>530127673
>balding
>lets just grow my hair out the back to compensate

why do people do this? such an awful cope, just go chad baldy mode, it looks better and solves the issue.

>>530133649
Permission to reply?

how do feel about amsa vs. salt and wizzy vs. moky? once amsa and wizzy are eliminitated Im done watching this tourny desu. feel like they should both win their next match but could easily see them jobbing too.

>>530138016
are you tired yet?

>>530138121
I'm so very tired. The kind of tired that sleep won't cure.

>>530138182
will buckshot cure it?

>>530138061
>sleeping on Morsegoat
He's ending up winners side top 8.
see >>530107613 Samus renaissance starts tomorrow. Get your youtube video essay ready.

>>530138223
Yes

>>530138410
ok

so when top 8 gets decided, does the win/loss counter reset? like if you make it to top 8 through losers bracket, you get to lose another match again or no?

>>530138737
getting sleepy?

>>530138314
a samus making noise would be serious kino but Ill believe it when I see it. she deserves a better rep than the enormous faggot hugs.

>>530138842
im not dupeanon take your meds

>>530138852
he hasn't played since like 2018, but yeah there are slim prospects for any samus main. >>530139053
I apologize brother my meds are weed and alcohol.

>>530138852
Morse is like the Jmook/ Wizzy of Samus. AKA he's carrying the character on his fucking back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=402hGYN4oIg
>BTFOs mang0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjA4KoRBgVg
>BTFOs Cody AKA the guy blocking his path to top 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFDdaFVQp4
>3-0s Jmook in a 3-7 match up

He is The One.

>space massive disjointed hitbox
>triples the knockback/ frame advantage/ combo potential
>don't space the massive disjoint
>still gets rewarded in most situations
Marth is terribly designed in all the games he's in. All of his non-tipper htiboxes should be wet noodle tier.

have you gotten sleepy yet?

>>530139813
>>529233084
>>530015831

>z jump legal
>notches legal

why do TOs feel the need to make the best character in the game even easier

seems like you are getting pissed and a bit tired

is it just me or is codys fox the lamest way to play the character possible? leffen and mang0 fox are always fun to see what kind of sick combos they will pull off, tranny fucker just puts me to sleep but still wins by making less mistakes.

>>530127673
>Why are smashers too pussy to take finasteride?
Because PPMD will be identifying as a woman in the next few years

>>530140725
you aren't tired?

>>530141086
>PPMD is now DRBUSSY

based.

>>530140725
Yeah, he's just a z-jumping, by the books, cheeser, who gets fucked up by random mid tiers all the time. It's like every other Fox you can say SOMETHING noteworthy about. Moky is technical, Aklo is a weirdo who likes to stand in place a lot, etc.

>>530142110
sober or just caffeine? you must be getting drowsy.

>>530142220
Your duperadar is kinda bad, sis. Want me to spoonfeed you? He has 4 modes of posting. 1. copy paste mode 2. DUPED 3. AI slop of a frog while gloating about being powerful/ reflecting on someone calling out his dupe 4. On topic, out of character, serious discussion mode (only happens in Smash Ult exclusive threads where he autistic stims to his favorite players)
Why does he do what he does? He wants all threads where melee is permissible to be derailed. Now stop freaking out at innocent posters.

>>530142894
fair enough. im pretty drunk.

>>530138061
Amsa was looking good Saturday I think he'll beat Salt without much trouble. Wizzy will job to Moky as always.

>>530148791
Falcon mains are the people who got raped the hardest by the z-jumping power creeped foxes.

I still can't get over the "they" spam in this woke ass community. WHO? WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Both the players? A hypothetical person? How about the obviously male nigga right in front of us? Nah, that's CHUDthink.

I never went to sleep. Can't wait to watch Top 32 after my workout.

>>530046252 (OP)
can't even browse gelbooru without getting randomly bullied.

>>530046252 (OP)
Why Tranny Kong?? Is this actually in the game?

>>530160171
the solution is to just keep playing the game amongst your friends or practice partners, which i still do. it fucking sucks that there will never be big money or mass interest in the game but nothing but your own fragile psyche is preventing you from continuing to play. i still attend my locals in DFW. I just don't bring up political shit, and try to avert my eyes from Salt's bulge. It still disgusts me.

Preemptive give MorseGOAT your energy.
\o/

>>530153596
>c*mm*nity
don’t use their word anon it’s how they got this far in the first place

>>530172415
Dupe, you seriously didn't go to bed? You know that the healthiest man in the world, Brian Johnson, says that not sleeping literally kills you, right?

salt is the laziest tranny in the world

https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp2
Salt vs Amsa

>>530173409
>has tits
I've seen lazier on this very stream.

slug hbox, rapmonster sdj on luminositygaming

>>530173632
>multi-stream autism again
I'm gonna give gimr's bald ass a fucking swirly for being such a faggot.

is amsas wife hot

You ever notice how the TOs always put the troon front and center and shift interesting matches to the side streams? You just know Morse is gonna get put on the cuck stream.

you don't hate gimr enough

We're never winning another major, are we amsisters?

>>530172854
\o/

>morsecode and soonsay is happening as we speak and it's not even on the cuck stream
>gimr thought TWO puff matches was more interesting than that
fuck yoooooooooou

You guys are making sure to watch ChillinGOATs restream and not that jew fuck gimr, right?

Also why is melee so early on sunday? Why is all of top 32 on sunday, the fuck?

HOW CAN THIS FUCKING IDIOT NOT CAPTURE THE SLIPPI FOOTAGE AT 60 FPS AFTER DOING THIS FOR 20 YEARS

>>530174636
aiiee

rapemonster bros...

He's locked in

Wizzy's looking fierce.

>>530174636
cursed

>>530173918
his eyes onree. not for you

Link vs Marth kino coming up I guess...

Morse irl stweam?

>>530176070
>If RapM won he'd have to go straight into Hbox
Holy

>>530176246
it will be on stream

how do feel about amsa vs. salt and wizzy vs. moky? once amsa and wizzy are eliminitated Im done watching this tourny desu. feel like they should both win their next match but could easily see them jobbing too.

>n0ne out
One of /ourguys/ bites the dust

>>530176398
F

>>530176352
That would be awesome.

>>530176389
I'm done with this tourney because /ourguy/ hbox is dead

>>530176398
SDJ quietly beating every cool player very slowly ensuring i have the worst viewing experience possible at every tournament

>>530174636
how does morsecode look? did he lose weight?

>>530168265
Yes, DK publicly comes out as trans, just like Iono from Pokemon.

>>530176389
This dupe doesn't even make sense. I think you might genuinely be brain dead dude. At least actually bait properly and use your fucking 80 IQ brain to the fullest.

>>530176532

I'm soifacing. It's actually happening. MorseGOAT WILL be top 8 winners side.

>>530176880
Hold.

why link over ylink?

>>530176880
ibdw has prob got decent at the mu by now

>>530177049
Lacks the kill power and survivability of link. YL is more for circle camping.

>>530176607
>>530176764
I win every single game.
>>530173079
I don't need batteries to play.

>I'm soifacing. It's actually happening. MorseGOAT WILL be top 8 winners side.

>Mang0 gets banned
>Tournies more interesting

>>530177216
>MorseGOAT
>implying he lost weight

>>530177216
Nothing ever happens chud will be BTFO'd today.

>>530177086
Morse spent 1 stock to take out 4 of a Fox's on final fucking destination during the crew battle on Friday. He's in peak form.

>>530177318
it is definitely a waste when he shows up only to not try anyways

Bobby lost to Zamu

How can zain be the goat if he struggles vs a meme character while using a big baby character?

>>530177783
Both Zain and Cody are the most fraudulent top players in melees history. They job left and right to meme characters. M2K would never.

>>530177783
the set just started

why do they keep letting Mono commentate when he talks like he has permanent mucus lodged in his throat

>>530177783
HBox is already the GOAT on longevity, they've both been playing for about the same length of time, hbox has been much more consistent and has the most major wins of anyone.
Armada is the actual GOAT of melee but of anyone active it's HBox. Mango's honestly fighting for third to Zain and losing.

>>530177927
didn't m2k time out a link player last time he entered a tournament lol

>oh my god a low tier POOOOGGERS
>*is incredibly boring to watch*

>>530178276
It's poggers to make Marth players suffer.

>>530142894
>4. On topic, out of character, serious discussion mode
what's your evidence of this? I've never seen it

ack-lo

Disgusting comeback. Great set.

>>530178483
I'm not enough of an archive schizo to dig it up for you. Ask around in the next ultpedo thread; I'm sure they have a collage of his out of character spergout.

You guys are making sure to watch ChillinGOATs restream and not that jew fuck gimr, right?

Also why is melee so early on sunday? Why is all of top 32 on sunday, the fuck?

>>530178795
Didn't Chillin die? Did CERN shift the timelines again? Was there a Cornucopia on the Fruit of the Loom logo in this timeline?

>>530178930

Tranny commentators seething at MorseGOD.

GIVE MORSE YOUR ENERGY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\o/

>>530178930

>>530178095
armada would job today so he’s irrelevant

morse looking good

REJECT GAMERCHAIRS

oh no oh no. where is the anon to help warn us?

>>530179313
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

powerful stance

>>530179624
is that morsecode? he lost a lot of weight

>doubting the GOAT

mordecode smirk

I LOVE YOU MORSE

god i hope this jew loses

do the dew

Someone from the general at the tournament IRL if you're reading this tie codys shoelaces together so he falls as he's getting up and hits his head on the crts
It would be funny

Cheat controller tech.

>>530180454

fuck

>ibdw wins
>crowd immediately goes DEAD silent

Hurt is giving me a heart attack.

>cody popping off for beating morse
>mfw >>530181103

humbled

Morse is in losers and Wizzy is still in winners. Do not despair, friends.

morse vs. aMSa next
is it over for us?

>>530181565
prolly

You guys ever think how if FD was banned Morse would actually have won a super major by now? It's so cheesy that auto-win stage is still legal. Cody also went to last fucking stock on it like a total shitter.

so when top 8 gets decided, does the win/loss counter reset? like if you make it to top 8 through losers bracket, you get to lose another match again or no?

and now a puff ditto. hbox could lose this.

>>530181927
I ain't watching this shit.

>>530181927
see you guys in 40 minutes

SDJ the type a freak that has you pondering what themz got on they hard drive.

>>530181857
do better dupe faggot

>>530182032
this but cody, salt, and zain unironically

yeah im calling it, SDJ wins this.

>>530182195
>cody
Momcest
>Salt
Footfaggotry (he self reported)
>Zain
Scat

It's the weird physiognomy comboed with they/thems & any/alls that are 100% catch a predator tier.

The KANG is live

https://www.twitch.tv/mew2king

>>530181752
I think FD is not the deciding factor. If Morse is really willing to try for 10 years like aMSa, it would be more unlikely that he doesn't win one. If he actually wants to do that ofc.

>>530179483
My power level is far higher.

>>530179483
>implying its one person

>>530181752
Deboonked. Fox, Falco, and Marth are the biggest FD exploiters in the game. If you banned the stage Falcon, Sheik, Samus, and Yoshi would actually consistently win super majors. You could argue that Peach, Pika, and DK's time with the stage is sunsetting too, cuz those aforementioned 3 get stronger on the stage every day. You're one trick pony shit doesn't work anymore.

>>530182558
>Zain
>Scat
why do rich kids always have scat fetishes?

puff mains should be forced to only play puff dittos for eternity

>>530182927
Your IQ is literally 50 dupenigger.

quad stream has zain/salt and amsa/aklo

>>530183805
>only 1 respectable player
eh im good

Dupenigger literally sees a keyword and then just opens his notepad and copy pastes a post that mentions it back to you. Doesn't even proofread if it's ideal for a bait. pathetic.

>>530183805
forgot link
>>530183902
amsa/aklo could be interesting, desu.

>>530183981
https://www.twitch.tv/luminositygaming oops

fucking hell why is this set still happening

>>530184702
Hbox woke up

>>530184702
because puff dittos have no combos. just 2 balloons hitting each other bairs until one gives up.

i can't believe this is going to game 5
>>530184831
with bairs*

Just realized that SDJ is a they/them so now I am rooting for Hbox.

take a shot every time SDJ slowly licks his teeth

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I FUCKING KNEW IT
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy fucking shit

HOLY SHIT

That was unironically hype.

pottery

>>530185603
timeouts are always hype if they're close, in my opinion.

>Them/them wins the set
>All of the trannies in the venue rush the stage

>>530183957
Tourist, your meltdown about him is pretty funny. You need to go back.

>>530186035
replying the wrong guy
>implying its one person
lol

Is the reason Wizzy is always late for his sets cuz he's doing a line of coke in the bathroom or whatever?

>>530186609
he is just autistic.

>>530186609
Looks like a DXM guy

wizzy is on fire this tournament

>>530186974
I don't think tripping balls helps you be the best reaction tech chaser in the world.

when's rivals

>>530187427
coke don't trip n prolly helps you be the best reaction tech chaser in the world.

morsebros... we're losing to a fucking yoshi

m2k mentioned he was almost 100% going to get sponsored until the mang0 shit happened and they backed out....
>>530187568
dxm makes you have like 100+ ping IRL
motherfucker is just a freak.

Why don't Falcon players exploit his insane speed and dash dance and spam the shit out of it like Marth players do, like a PPMD style Falcon? I feel like this is completely unexplored territory. Not even Wizzy does shit like that; he generally just walls people out with his aerials.

>>530188354
oh I misread sorry

>>530188028
Stream?

>>530188672
https://www.twitch.tv/luminositygaming

>>530188390
I hope the twitter troons dox you and ruin your life.

>>530188768
that's not a dupe

>>530188747
idg how quad stream works..

>>530188768
I'm adding this to my seethe compilation.

>>530189141
you are outnumbered. this will consume you.

rapemonster is ravaging wizzy

>game has unfished mechanics that don't function properly
Oh wait I'm not on /v/
This reminds of Kirby's back and forward throws.

>>530189459
link

>>530190087
he is the main character of legend of zelda.

If Rapemonster wins than Luigi is a better character than Samus.

RIP sweet prince.

>>530190974
RIP in peace.

the crowd is cheering for rapemonster, but it was not enough.

You guys ever think how if FD was banned Morse would actually have won a super major by now? It's so cheesy that auto-win stage is still legal. Cody also went to last fucking stock on it like a total shitter.

Sooooooooooooo
A Wizzy or Amsa losers bracket run is the only interesting story left for this tournament? Yawn.

>>530191630
duplicate post, do not reply.

Kek
https://x.com/acola_Lui/status/1941717055490957442

You guys ever think how if FD was banned Morse would actually have won a super major by now? It's so cheesy that auto-win stage is still legal. Cody also went to last fucking stock on it like a total shitter.

>>530191828
you seem a little upset.

>>530191630
Dupeanon.. the body isnt even cold yet. You can take a day off..

>>530191807
no ones watching ultimate

>>530191667
Amsa is usually the guy who is in losers consistently. He's usually the one who makes 9th place or 7th place. He's almost never in top 3. Jmook on the other hand has less time played than Amsa, had a better run this year from Amsa, and is consistently getting 2nd place even with bad seeds.

>>530191828
>t. morse

amsa would never place outside of top 3 at any tournament if sheik and peach werent in the game

>>530191880
DUPED

>>530191989
t. everyone with a brain.
t. everyone who cares about the health of the game
t. all non-fox,falco,marth,puff, icies players.

>>530192242
>health of the game
buddy i have news for you.

Amsa is usually the guy who is in losers consistently. He's usually the one who makes 9th place or 7th place. He's almost never in top 3. Jmook on the other hand has less time played than Amsa, had a better run this year from Amsa, and is consistently getting 2nd place even with bad seeds.

amsa would never place outside of top 3 at any tournament if sheik and peach werent in the game

>>530192657
preach

>>530192818

>>530187526
Soonish.

>>530193073
no

Sooooooooooooo
A Wizzy or Amsa losers bracket run is the only interesting story left for this tournament? Yawn.

Someone from the general at the tournament IRL if you're reading this tie codys shoelaces together so he falls as he's getting up and hits his head on the crts
It would be funny

>>530189815
jannies gonna nuke this one probably kek

>>530193435
many such cases

>>530193754
duplicate post, do not reply.

>>530194174
DUPED

>>530194483
not even bothering with an image? getting lazy.

>>530068073
I don't get this line of thinking. Hax was a tranny supporter himself.

>>530194691
it's just a troll post.

>>530189815
>This reminds of Kirby's back and forward throws.
lmao

new schizo post on the way

>>530195302
wtf alright

>>530195302
where was this energy when hax was alive?

>>530195709
no sense continuing to seethe. just move forward. nobody thought he was gonna die until it was too late.

>>530195854
literally everyone thought he would attempt suicide, they just didn't care either way

>>530195302
And the video will get like 3k views and the only people posting about it will be the @MeleeIsCooked and @FoxNewsSSB accounts, where they both will get like 5 bot comments
Thanks Swoop

>>530196002
fair, we are but anons, though. Also what the fuck was swooper gonna do, honestly? He has no pull.

>>530196146
>wahh I'm a lowly samus main and can't approach
typical.

>>530196146
he could publicly state that he doesn't think hax is a threat to anyone and wants him unbanned, something like that

>>530195302
>0 replies in an hour
That video is going to FLOP KEK

>>530196332
what is the point in continuing to bitch, though? It took a top player dying, but i do think there are players with a conscience that are now acting. Are they gay? yes. Could something happen now? Maybe. No sense in this self-defeating attitude.

>>530196463
The Trana monthly guys just need to repost, then it'll get some speed!

>>530196463
People these days are not incapable of watching 2.5 hour video. This has led to so many people misquoting him or just straight up lying. No he didnt say "Leffen is actually hitler." He has made some seriously good points but people wont realize it because their 5 second attention span will only let them read takes from people who spent 5 seconds watching.
But that really doesnt matter. Hes exposed leffen as a liar but no one seems to care. The number of tweets ive seen where people just misquote or lying is insane. The jump to absurd conclusions. The fact that leffen tweeted 7 minutes after the video released is funny. The ironic thing is that if you actually watched the video, leffens response tweet is actually in line with what hax has been saying about leffen this entire time.

>>530195302
>>530196651
literally none of this matters because hax is dead. there is never going to be another situation where an unjust ban leads to someones suicide. haxs' situation was the ONE chance for people to do the right thing and they didn't.

>>530196952
I remember watching the full video and watching people constantly misquote or misrepresent it.

>top 8 starts soon!
2 hours late

>>530197035
I just don't believe that. I'm with you mostly. It's a fucking travesty what's happened, but his death was a slap in the face to alot of people. The scene is fucked in terms of big money, but I do truly believe there is some room for penance.

>>530197035
no salt next! salt next!!!

>>530197048

>>530197380
good job, maybe next time use a more interesting image. you bore me.

>rivals 2 top 8 on the big stage and the big screen
>2k viewers
pack it the fuck up already literally no one cares about this game and they never will. this game deserves the PM offstream and played in the janitors room of major smash tournaments treatment.

>>530197530
>PM
it is forbidden.

I played a tranny box in pools, and when I beat her, the face she gave me gave me a booner

Every time vgbc stream the event top 8 is hours behind, it can't be coincidence.

>>530198817
its hard to run a tourney, I would imagine. It's hard to herd a bunch of autists, unironically.

>>530198432
Was xhe actually cute?

Why are Canadamerican tournaments like this?

Now that everyone got jerked off we can start

>>530199869
Wizzy needed to commune with his eldritch patron pre-set.

get the fuck on with it. i hate this faggot.

>>530198432
Did you catch a glimpse of xer feet?

The important thing about Mango being banned is that Hungrybox placings will drop significantly.
He's the only top guy that Juan can still consistently beat.
Like he would have never gotten th opportunity to cry on Trif at genesis had Mango not beaten Cody for him.

>>530200072
I remember finding a comment from him on YT on a covid misinfo video where he explained his mom died from the jab/lockdown shit where he was basically trauma dumping. I don't remember the exact video, sadly.

>>530200228
Juan will overcome

Chazo

more feet poyo

the box wins

>>530067235
>tfw Sakurai will never be based enough to add Grima as a semi-clone

>>530075135
Imagine the smell

Jizzrobe needs to go super sayan and beat everyone to make this shit watchable.

>>530200354

hope wizzy makes this nigga cry again lmao

what the fuck is wrong with aura

>round 1 losers of rivals is cake vs. marlon
i didn't watch top 32, what the fuck happened
please tell me the zetterburn tranny isn't in winners

>>530202184
Yes. Post more goonable feet pics for us to enjoy.

>>530203461
the game doesnt have any real top talent so its easy for their "top" players to get upset

>>530203320
It takes extreme force of will to play Peach while being straight

>>530203590
dont goon anon
what does goonable even mean

>>530203839
he's gay though

>>530099761
Gotta say, the tip of her shit is pretty firm and hard.

>>530203736
not true at all imo, top 8s are consistently the same 15 or so players and they're all legitimately very good. i occasionally match with top players and they're just on another level, it's terrifying to play against. i'm waiting for plup to start entering tournaments again.

based
get this shitty armada wannabe outta here

>>530204309
honestly

>cake beat marlon's ass and then flipped him the bird
mexican privileges revoked
go chase that femcock elsewhere my nigga

I'm not trying to be a hater, but is Zain vs Cody straight up the most lame top level match up like ever? I'd rather watch Hbox do Puff dittos unironically.

>>530205024
Fr? Post clip. What's with the chaser on chaser violence? Cake hate a brother cuh he black?

Zain NGMI

>>530205048
duplicate post, do not reply.

>>530205364
Epic fail.

>>530205243
WARNING: one of the commentators is annoying as fuck and is screaming in the background
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp2/clip/CallousFlaccidEndivePhilosoraptor-C2qEtJU6o76PGTkv
idk what the beef is but it's still funny. good set too.

>>530205449
no image?

Men if he struggling like this against joshman he has no fucking chance against cody adderall

Retards go on about trannies or politics, when that same thing applies everywhere else too. Not to mention that big sponsors would be FOR trannies and political correctness, not against it.

>sparg0 made top 8 rivals
dope
i thought he dropped the game because it's so poverty

>>530205495
the commentators have been screaming like retards over nothing the entire top8. unironically only worth watching on mute.

>>530206607
the screamer is done, the current two people are more chill. i feel bad for nurse because she's actually pretty good but she got paired with the dumbass swallowing his mic while screaming at 150 decibels.
i don't know who the zesty bong is that's always on commentary but i like him.

Ez 3-0 for Cody.

>>530207219
many such cases.

>skipped that last boring match
>annnd this is just as boring
Seriously sick top 8 we got going here. I'm glad Final Destination is a legal stage, as it promotes a diverse meta, """""""""""""keeps spacies in check""""""""""""""""", and totally doesn't choke mid tiers out of playing.

playing puff is so crazy. how do you look at melees roster and decide "yeah i think im picking jigglypuff"

>>530207690
i've got melee on one monitor and rivals on the other. at first i was switching between them, but i'm just watching rivals now. the melee bracket just worked out in an unfortunate way, i've seen this episode too many times. the timeline locked when morse lost, sadly.

>>530207690
stage has nothing to do with it. it's just a bunch of lame-o's in top 8 and wizzy+hgod

>>530207930
please be more respectful of people's disabilities

>>530207930
when im really fucked up and wanna hit some rests it is fun.

I BELIEVE

ibdw when he runs out of vyvanse

le

someone fucked with his medication...

>>530207219
this did not age well

>>530208594
Is that like a new Pokemon or something. Like an Elohim version of Ivysaur?

>>530207219
>>530207494
trannyfucker bros...

LETS FUCKING GO WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530208776
vyvanse is a pro drug version of amphetamines

Cody KWAB

OMG THE PEDERAST PUFF UPSET THE MOTHERFUCKER
HOYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEE

>rivals 2 top 8 on the big stage and the big screen
>2k viewers
pack it the fuck up already literally no one cares about this game and they never will. this game deserves the PM offstream and played in the janitors room of major smash tournaments treatment.

>>530209002
duplicate post, do not reply.

>>530209002
don't care, it's ludo

Anyone up for some Ultimate 1v1s?

i will formally apologize if melee ends with hbox getting a runback against sdj and we get a 2 hour long grand finals with multiple time-outs

>>530209839
might be fun idk

>>530209793
>mid
>mid
>mid
zoomers are so down bad. Surprised you sorry fucks aren't Simping for Zendaya.

>>530210015
what are these fucking words you are using slow down holy shit.

it's over

>>530210117
>ultpedo is an ultpedo
Image my shock!

okay i lied it's not over

>>530210392

hbox is so rotund
i want to rub his belly for good luck, like that of a tranquil buddha

>rongonshu just throwing out run up parry and SDing
what the fuck happened, he sent cake to losers

>>530205024
>"Fuck you!"

What was his problem?

fuck it, Im full on SDJ bandwagon after wizzy inevitably jobs to i bang dick wounds.

>>530211892
nah, still rootin for a wizzy dub

>>530211878
*flipping off a person that has their back turned in the heat of the moment*
sperg moment

>>530211878
Cake is aligned with the same entity that killed hax and that entity has its evil eye pointed toward Marlon.

So kind of Cake to intentionally drop down to losers so he can give us an extra grand finals set with yet another killdozer losers run

>>530211892
If you root for that thing I can only imagine you look and act similar to it.

Cody Schwab's grody knob

>>530212204
So your general is already dead?

>>530212689

>>530212676
cease this

>>530212925
You have to leech off Smash once again because you don't even have a thread up.

>skipped that last boring match
>annnd this is just as boring
Seriously sick top 8 we got going here. I'm glad Final Destination is a legal stage, as it promotes a diverse meta, """""""""""""keeps spacies in check""""""""""""""""", and totally doesn't choke mid tiers out of playing.

>>530213369
duplicate post, do not reply.

Sparg0 you fucking dumbass lmao

It's funny watching the rivals team try so hard to make their community care about the tournaments. Literally no one cares and all of the "pro" platform fighter players already dropped the game within the first few months. There's barely any actual competition left. All that's left is cakeassult, plup, sparg0, and maybe marlon. Everyone else are mid level shitters.

the wizzy chin stretch gets me every time

>>530213793
gotta get the demons out

sparg0 coming from ult means he doesn't know how to ledgehog well, brutal

>>530213865
>didnt bother properly learning the game
>still in grand finals
lol

>>530213661
All he had to do was roll get-up from ledge, and he would've won.

>>530213686
oh no, rivals lost
>the degenerate alcoholic who needs a sports therapist to pretend to care
>the jewish autist who's busy ruining every single melee bracket
>zain
how tragic. i'd gladly take hbox hosting coinboxes back though, those were really fun.

did someone get the photographer girl on the melee stream

>>530214626
that's a tranny

zjump, vyvanse, and he still cant win

lets FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>530214825
The fit carries xer. Wonder if xer feet pass.

wizzy my hero

shame sparg0 couldn't reverse 3-0 cake, would have been good

I FUCKING LOVE YOU WIZZY

>>530215064
shut the hell up

thank fuck

>>530215123
Why are you yelling at me??

there's no one left that wizzy can't beat
i believe

>>530213686
Why're Smash players so desperate to hate Rivals? It's currently the best platform fighter to play right now.

>>530215269
it can happen again

>>530215269
Wizzy jobs to Zain cuz Marth vs Falcon is 7-3. Hope this puff knocks him out.

>>530215323
>It's currently the best platform fighter to play right now.
melee > remix > p+ > rivals 2 > ultimate

>>530215536
>remix
Seriously doubt you actually play that kuso. If Kirby still can 0 to death you with up tilt, the game is retarded.

LETS FUCKING GO WIZZY

>>530215793
it doesn't matter. what's important is rivals 2 definitely isn't the best platform fighter to play right now. it's not even close actually. theres a reason everyone stopped playing after only a few months and haven't come back to the game yet.

>>530215323
melee players obsessively sperg out over every platform fighter

let it be known that Cody only lost because he had to use 99% of his energy on Morsecode
if it weren't for Morsecode, Cody would won

>SDJ magic has run out

wizzy win is our last chance for kino hour

>>530217058
I know this was posted in jest but Cody only popped off on Morse this tourney so...

Watchable match now?

>>530217515
the popoff aint even what done it...it was the dead silence from the crowd after

Clutchbox sweep.

>>530203921
I know it's been 2 hours since you posted this but can you post your soles please

The commentators are so biased against Hbox lol

Ill never not hate hbox. truly the gayest character and playstyle possible in the game.

>>530218716
Shamelessly based. I think if (s)he posts I'll start pumping.

i will formally apologize if melee ends with hbox getting a runback against sdj and we get a 2 hour long grand finals with multiple time-outs

>sdj hbox rematch incoming
this is where i dip out

>>530197530
it's a shame the devs tried so hard to make the sequel more like smash, it ended up erasing what made the original fun and unique

Is SDJ a troon? I notice everyone keeps referring to him as they/them.

U know what as long as Cody, Salt, or some other gigafaggot doesn't make the top 3 "money" I'm not complaining
(Not watching it btw)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the tournament is dead and so is the thread
Only Kirbyanon can salvage this

>>530219696
hbox is in top 3 so there goes that.

>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736
>>530217736
>bbc trans general join now
>>530217736

>>530219919
I don't care about shitted fetishes nor dang it, Rand Paul.

how hard it is to beat melee characters if you are sexually active

>2 puffs and jeet left

time to watch literally anything else

>>530220669
I'm not sexually active (KV) and am hardstuck in the gold 3 - plat 1 range. Also I have to show deference to you because you are a sex-having god. *bows to your holiness*

>>530215323
It's the Ninten-drone way. Rivals isn't a threat to Smash and it never will be, but they have to hate it because it's actually a well-designed competitive platform fighter, whereas Sakurai's design philosophy is explicitly anti-competitive. It's simple cognitive dissonance.

As for Melee, Melee players just want to play the same game forever, and they're so accustomed to it that they're willing to forgive all its flaws. That's chill.

It's funny watching the rivals team try so hard to make their community care about the tournaments. Literally no one cares and all of the "pro" platform fighter players already dropped the game within the first few months. There's barely any actual competition left. All that's left is cakeassult, plup, sparg0, and maybe marlon. Everyone else are mid level shitters.

>>530215793
Still better than your furbait garbage that has leech off a dead general.

>>530223240
game was ass felt nothing like smelee

>>530223240
>duping rivals posts
ssbg... has le fallen...

I'm convinced melee would have better numbers than this if it had its own equivalent to steamcharts

>>530223692
No shit

you guys ever compete in your local scene? mine was filled with 30 year old dudes acting like teenagers in high school. Is it the same in other places?

>>530223436

DO NOT REDEEM!

The fuck was that popoff lmao

I only watched a few matches of top 8, how was the tournament overall?

>>530225710
your mother is a whore

>>530224445
Most of the good players in my state are trannies

nurse a cute

>>530225710
dupe

>skipped that last boring match
>annnd this is just as boring
Seriously sick top 8 we got going here. I'm glad Final Destination is a legal stage, as it promotes a diverse meta, """""""""""""keeps spacies in check""""""""""""""""", and totally doesn't choke mid tiers out of playing.

I haven't seen Spargo play Aegis in ages

>>530229543
dupe

>>530046252 (OP)
What the fuck did they do to DK?

>>530231443
OOOOOOO TRANSNANA!!

how do i play etalus, i cant win a game

>>530218716
you're such a loser anon

I'm going to throw up really

>>530224445
Stopped going in my mid 20s and then everyone trooned out

Fuck vidya bros. Bunch of unfunny faggots

Jesus imagine losing to whased leo, Hurt should just kill himself on stage.

>>530232942
>>>/vm/roag

yikers

>>530233043
Thank you :33

>>530232942
Get your ice down and abuse dash dancing to fish for dash attack jump cancels, and mix-up with grab. Depending on the MU, getting a character off-stage is a free kill if you jump off after icicles and follow up with fair or uair. I don't play him that much, but it seems like it's just a matter of learning frame data (fair being safe on shield, for example) and mixing the shit out of people.

>>530233640
Leo is still pretty damn good. Leo mostly loses to some of the best players in the game.

lmao Kola is about to get buck broken by a steve.

>>530238736
Kola has the worse temperament when it comes to playing against Steve. He needs to be a lot more cool headed.

no dupes for hours after melee finished. coincidence?

>>530238602
my brotha, he got put in losers by "zawg"

>>530240663
BigDuckHuntFan is based

>>530240164
it's a known fact that dupefag only dupes melee and, now, rivals posts. anything that threatens ultimate's COMPLETE SUPREMACY.

>>530241247
maybe he isnt so bad afterall
kek get fucked smelees

does anyone want to make some posts about the ultimate bracket that's still happening?

Even the washed spic, kek, kola humiliation ritual.

Spargos going to win since Sonix is a massive choker

530242535
dupe fag, do not respond

>>530241247
are we suppose to ignore the countless times he shitted up ulti tourney times?

why are the spics in top 4

ultipedos dont come here anymore. dupetroon knows this and it's why there no dupes now

>>530244147
theyre all talking to each other in their little discord, there's no reason for them to come here

>>530059614
I used to watch every melee tournament live
now I watch parts of 3 youtube matches a tourney

Who is dupeanon and what does he do? Sorry I'm new here (this isn't bait I am actually retarded and confused).

>>530244503
don't worry about it

Who's gonna be in grands for ultimate?

>>530243992
burgermericans and chinks jobbed to them

>>530244673
Onin vs Syrup.

smash sisters at goml 2025

>>530245193
There's 5 men for every 1 woman in that picture

>>530245298
>There's 25 men for every 1 woman in that picture
ftfy

>>530245298
>theres nothing but men in that picture

ftfy

>>530242535
Most people that watch competitive Smash here are Melee heads.

>>530245193
Don't let this pic fool you. There's decent looking women in the smash community. They just aren't part of the Smash sisters community

>>530246265
smash sisters is a melee thing. there are women playing smash, they just arent playing melee aside from the 2 french sisters.

>went to buy food
>went to get a drink
>spend 30 minutes basically
>Sonix vs Steve is still at it
KILL ME

Can someone post the copypasta where gimr hands out masks at the tournament

glad to know i can tune out early now that Sparg0s winning GOML

>soniggs

Kpop coomer vs unlikeable faggot, jesus.

I remember the times Spargo Roy was crusty, but a solid counterpick against Sonix. Now his Roy could easily be his main.

Haha at least sonix is about to kill himself not a bad result I guess.

spargOD wins

>>530254598
it seems hes getting better at the match up at least. some people you are just going to struggle against your whole career it aint nothing to kill yourself over.

>snorg0
God this guy is boring as fuck. I'd unironically would have rather Sonix won instead.

>>530254598
Kind of feel sorry for Sonix. Dude is a 2nd merchant fiend. So many times 1st place escaped him.

dead thread. even with dupes, it was better earlier. meleechads keep winning

>>530238602
leo just feels like an amiibo of himself now

>>530255607
You guys need to give credit where credit is due. So many players got better at the game.

>>530255878
i just miss my goat

>bumped into westballz at the pool
>overheard zain arguing with his girlfriend while walking my dog
>mailman got cody schwab’s mailbox mixed up with mine and i had to deliver his vyvanse to him (awkward!)
just community things lol

lanky kong

>>530262875
Chazo

bro m2k's editor crashed out over not getting coaching/being a retard and deleted all his YT videos. what a fucker

>>530265220
i left the stream when they started going back and forth because i hate cringey moments

>>530265220
holy shit are you serious

I tried to clip the stream, but the old streams from his youtube and twitch are already gone. It's lost.

>>530265718
yea dude. you can check his channel right now.
>>530265576
i was lurking all day and the guy was just calling m2k names and telling him to suck his dick, complained about insomnia and demanded a coaching session and then this shit happened.

>>530266013
iirc it might take a bit, but he should be able to get his shit back within days. He has to contact YT tho. Not the first time people have done shit like this.

>DUDE PLEASE END YOUR STREAM TO COACH ME
>WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE BUSY? NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST STREAM NOW AND COACH ME LATER DONT YOU KNOW I HAVE SLEEP INSOMNIA? YOU HAVE TO END YOUR STREAM RIGHT NOW TO COACH ME OR ELSE YOURE A BAD PERSON
>ALRIGHT THATS IT IM DELETING ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS

Bro this guy is still in chat, wtf.

Can someone explain why ultimate's competitive scene hasn't shifted more towards squad strike?
We're about 6 years from the games release and on paper it seems like it would be a better determination of player skill, since you have to use multiple characters instead of only one per game.
Is there a particular reason competitors don't like it? Besides it being a new format.

>>530267358
duplicate post, do not reply.

Who has exerted the most dominance in the history of /ssbg/?

>>530276303
Who doesn't need batteries to play?

What happened to Mew2King?

>>530266457
Who was the sperg mod?

>>530283296
He told editor he'd give him some coaching. GOML happens and m2k says no wait I wanna watch GOML top 8 at least. Editor gets mad in Twitch chat but it stays at that. Then later m2k is reviewing the matches and editor shows up again, super pissed, ranting about his insomnia. Basically a total crash out. Ending in him deleting all of Mew2King's videos on Twitch and YouTube. 00sensui is the name of the guy

Wouldn't be surprised if the smash reddit and bluesky are taking 00Sensuis side.
You don't hate smash trannies enough

https://x.com/MVG_Mew2King/status/1942141738325262402
Retweet or whatever, I don't use twitter much but I think getting this tweet out there could help m2k talk to a real human at Twitch/YT faster.
I stayed til like 4am trying to help m2k, was in his chat all yesterday. I'm so fucking pissed someone would even do this. Nothing would make me happier than someone doxxing them right now, fucking hell.
>>530291358
I think there is just a concerted effort to fuck with m2k right now. This might also just be terrible timing, and we might see some fags dogpile him.

>>530295585
He'll be okay. That big streamer that's been calling out Ludwig retweeted him, and we WILL be voting Jason into the Nounsvitational Japan tournament.

Jason was freaking out because Youtube support wasnt immediately responding to his tweets at 4am lol.

>>530278509
The most powerful porsche with no brakes.

kek the subreddit is all shitting on m2k and implying that he's lying.
i don't like m2k either because the non-functioning autist shit got tiring 20 years ago not to mention the e-begging, but these trannies don't even believe him

It's a shame that only based GOD2KING (who isn't part of the scene anymore) speaks up about the situation. For all of the top players in the community that claim to be "friends" with Hax (mang0, hbox, axe, cody, etc), they sure aren't doing a damn thing to stand up for their so-called friend who is about to kill himself. Even Scar, who fondly talks about how he's watched Hax grow ever since he was one of "the little rascals" in the community back then is dead silent. This community is absolute filth. Every person with a following is too concerned with their own image than their friend's life. Disgusting. The melee community has to be by far the absolute WORST gaming community out there.

>Seconix

At the end of the day, people can claim to be inclusive as they want, but they will always hate those who are different.
Autist put in the spotlight like M2K will always end up hating.

melee was a lot more fun playing with the bros picking a wide variety of characters to just experiment and have fun. going on slippi and playing 80% falco, fox and marth with their no risk all reward overtuned bullshit is so fucking gay and boring.

m2k is so JUST'd God damn

>>530315273
of all his KWAB moments this one actually ranks on the lower end

Jason...has had a hard life.

>>530075787
Melee is saved!

I hate melee players. What have they ever done for me? What have they done for the community? They have caused nothing but disruption and chaos, creating a toxic atmosphere for everyone who doesn’t think like them. We must stand together and show them the door, if we are to restore Smash Bros to its former glory. No longer can we allow for the toxicity and stagnation of the Melee scene to linger. We need to create a new atmosphere that will encourage growth, creativity, and collaboration amongst our players and communities. We must be proactive in ensuring that the Smash Bros Community remains a vibrant, diverse, and inviting gathering place for fans of all kinds.

Brawl was always the better game. I love it.

>>530316610

>>530266154
>>530265220
m2k should just sue him

I have that word filtered but I still see it constantly

>find out cosmos is a lolicon
it checks out but lmao

have you connected with your inner child recently ssbg? make sure you're fulfilling yourself in all the ways you need!!!

>>530322557
source?

>>530323124
you samefagged about your feet numerous times, but nobody gave you attention for it. how does that make you feel?

>>530323293
https://youtu.be/I0attQ5dy_g?si=WttpwZWafSdS4YuY
Hackoru even makes a “cute and funny” joke

>>530323730
makes me feel like i missed you, loser! i'm not the samefag you want me to be and i never will be

>>530323891

It's hilarious how little reddit cares about a genuine autist with terrible mental health like M2K, especially given how long he's been in the smash community. Yet for trannies they will literally bend over backwards to excuse every weird fucked up thing that happens, like Salt walking around with his cock bulging out. But honestly, M2K should get a real job, he was never cut out for the streamer/content creator lifestyle. He just doesn't have that personality, hence why he puts so many people off with his e-begging. He probably doesn't understand at all why his e-begging is different than someone like Mang0 asking for gifted subs on his stream.

Can someone explain to me how the fuck are faggots able to seemingly auto track me whenever they use Zelda's up b online?
They seem to have some sort of auto track movement, it's insane and retarded and I loathe finding Zeldas on elite because they ALWAYS do that shit

I was watching Westballz's stream the other night, and he said that PP didn't actually retire because of any sickness, but rather some horrible fallout with his girlfriend at the time that caused some major smash drama. There were some old heads in chat that knew exactly what Wes was talking about, but Wes didn't elaborate because he didn't want to get into it. This was during a rant on top of another rant.

530332673 dupe post ^^^

There are two points in this thread
The first half encompasses the melee section of the thread. (High dupe derailment)
The second half was covering the ult section of the tournament (No dupe derailment)
There's no motive though guys. He's just le silly. Also don't forget he has an entire x account dedicated to highlighting the degeneracy in the melee scene.

>>530335486

>>530243907
>>530244147

it's mostly melee regulars and melee tourists that come here now

>>530335486
>The first half encompasses the melee section of the thread. (High dupe derailment)
>The second half was covering the ult section of the tournament
also, there was barely an ult section. but keep on being disingenuous

i asked m2k for some Kragg data on stream once and he DM’ed me repeatedly afterwards on discord informing me how i can min max making him money and told me that subbing to him on twitch was inefficient and i should make a bunch of alt accounts and have his stream open on all of them 24/7 to better make him money and said to watch his stream for the rest of my life

I fucking hate how piss easy Samus's ledgetrapping is
Bomb to up tilt, bomb to grab, bomb to stupid ass big ball of doom that does everything for you, you fucking faggot, and forward air.
Fuck Samus I hope they heavily rework that piece of shit character and everyone who currently mains her gets all their fingers horribly broken.

who won goml? I assume brown guy? I stopped watching when wizzy jobbed to hbox

>>530344254
ya

Sephiroth sucks cock

It's funny watching the rivals team try so hard to make their community care about the tournaments. Literally no one cares and all of the "pro" platform fighter players already dropped the game within the first few months. There's barely any actual competition left. All that's left is cakeassult, plup, sparg0, and maybe marlon. Everyone else are mid level shitters.

How many smashers got banned because their ex wanted revenge?

>>530348884
probably more than we even know desu
she could say her ex gave him the ick or something and smash TOs would ban him

The important thing about Mango being banned is that Hungrybox placings will drop significantly.
He's the only top guy that Juan can still consistently beat.
Like he would have never gotten th opportunity to cry on Trif at genesis had Mango not beaten Cody for him.

Hope Sephiroth gets cut next game
Dogshit character that sucks ass and doesn't work

*blocks your path*

Sephiroth is just a mistake because he is gimped to hell and back, but his comeback mechanic is perfect because it doesn't make him broken or give him a free stock, all it does is make him stronger but still requires skill to pull off the victory, which is good game design.

kekd

>>530339439
Samus is mid tier at best though, skill issue?

>mew2king's videos still not restored
Is youtube really not gonna save him?

>>530357618
Why would they

>>530328383
>>530322557
I don't have a problem with lolicons, but this spineless coward who's deathly afraid of cancellation in chatting with any Melee player in voicing support for Hax$ is now getting uppity defending fucking flatties?

lmao what a joke

>>530348884
A chicago smash player called neverdoors just got banned because of his ex a few weeks ago.

He unironically looks like chris chan

https://x.com/MVG_Mew2King/status/1942141738325262402
Retweet or whatever, I don't use twitter much but I think getting this tweet out there could help m2k talk to a real human at Twitch/YT faster.
I stayed til like 4am trying to help m2k, was in his chat all yesterday. I'm so fucking pissed someone would even do this. Nothing would make me happier than someone doxxing them right now, fucking hell.

>>530364172
so lazy. even the dupe reposts a link that i'd prefer to get spread. good job retard.

What happened to:
>Larry Lurr
>Salem
>Samsora
>Nairo
>CaptainZack

I really like Toon Link, but I just don't get the character. I'm pretty good with the other 2 Links. Link hits like a truck and has great combos and one-offs, pretty great reach too, bomb is absolutely great. Young is faster, but still hits hard, not as much reach, but still has great combos, the arrows are very fucking good.

Toon link is... None of that, and sure, I get they want to differentiate the characters, but there's really nothing going on for him. His reach sucks, and he lacks the power of the other Links, and I have a lot of hard times smashing people out, despite him being fast, doesn't matter that much when they have to be at 100+ percentage to take them out, barely, and the reach only makes it worse. I can juggle more with him, sure, but, again, doesn't matter that much when I can take them out off the juggle. The bombs sucks, the boomerang sucks, and the arrows have to be the worse part.

How the fuck do I use him? His only good thing is the down stab, but that also usually means that if your opponent dodges, you are absolutely fucked.

Dupeanon is actually getting so lazy lmao

>>530367795
pretty sure lurry is a vod review and tourney restream guy now

>>530367795
larry is just irrelevant. the other 4 are all banned for aiding/abetting/participating/encouraging statutory rape and blackmail.

>laser spams nonstop in neutral
>spam frame 1 combo starter if you approach
>get an automatic 3/4 hit brainless combo
>free spikes for anyone who dares to recover too high

falco is the most brainless piece of shit of course he is the most popular character on slippi by far.

>>530367795
Larry pulls like 2K+ viewers on YouTube watching tournaments.
He's at that point where he makes more streaming than competing.

>>530379474
>dupedfag is using my OC now

what an honor, Ive finally made it.

>>530381070
Your duperadar is kinda bad, sis. Want me to spoonfeed you? He has 4 modes of posting. 1. copy paste mode 2. DUPED 3. AI slop of a frog while gloating about being powerful/ reflecting on someone calling out his dupe 4. On topic, out of character, serious discussion mode (only happens in Smash Ult exclusive threads where he autistic stims to his favorite players)
Why does he do what he does? He wants all threads where melee is permissible to be derailed. Now stop freaking out at innocent posters.

>>530367795
>Salem
>Samsora
>CaptainZack
banned for conspiring with Zack

>Nairo
banned for relations with Zack

>>530354145
I remember when Ludwig was just a hilarious color commentator.

He needs to drop a new video titled "How I Accidentally Lived Long Enough To Become The Villain".

>>530384274
i remember when he was just an editor for Scar & Toph's show.

https://youtu.be/F98JU5HFgmI?si=0YaCemwpXbuTkBjU

>>530390861
classic

Went looking for Rapmonster VODs after his Goml run and I found a set he had against Hax not long before his death.
And in the video, he's interviewed where he is a reasonable and calm man who is nonetheless clearly hurt and wants nothing more than to be accepted back in the community he grew up in.
I hate the tranny TOs who excluded him for years because he didn't have the right kind of mental illness.

>>530392942
post it

>>530392978
it's a sick set too https://youtu.be/L6IJcJak7Sc

Melee has been in the mainstream since the beginning. The relative decline of banter has more to do with the changing social mores in society at large than it does with any sort of conscious decision by any Melee community. I went to a couple locals in my city nd the crowd is just a different set of people. The core community has shifted values as the player base has gradually moved towards late millenials and early zoomers. Ken is 39. Moky is 26... If anything, the biggest driver of change besides the actual people being replaced with new ones is that most of the pros stream on Twitch and they have to abide by the Twitch TOS to keep their income; that probably has more to do with the scenes changing character than melee as a whole trying to commercialize.

>>530367795
Samsora was used as a scapegoat and inevitably banned because people wanted SOMEONE dead in the water while the entire nairo/zack scenario was at its peak.
Even the TOs responsible (hello Cagt) did not ever give out a proper reasoning for his ban, Samsora was gone just like that and everyone accepted it like bloodthirsty sharks.
Meanwhile Tweek remains a free man to this day despite doing the exact same crimes as Samsora.
You mention unbanning Samsora to someone and they will often look at you in complete disdain and disgust, but you bring up Tweek to them and it'll be crickets, just food for thought.

>>530400978
>Meanwhile Tweek remains a free man to this day despite doing the exact same crimes as Samsora.

Samsora pushed Zack to go out with his story. I thought Tweek only knew about it like Salem did. But Salem got more heat since Zack recounted his story directly to him and he was receptive.

Chazo

i miss mang0

>>530348884
Someone should make a beanie with WMAF on it.

>>530421486
Mangos worth at least over 500k he'll be fine unless he's completely financially retarded. Worst case he can sell his Cali mansion that I'm sure he lives in and use that money to live on the down low. Unless the girls he "raped" sued him, considering they are also probably slimy cali nepo jewesses I wouldn't put it past them.

>>530430439

>>530400978
>Tweek's crime: Knew about the pedo sex cult, told Nairo not to do it, but didn't outright run to the police with it
>Samsora's crime: Knew about the pedo sex cult, encouraged the pedo sex cult, defended the literal-actual-unironic sociopath that is Zack to the death and kept calling everyone a liar for calling out Zack (allegedly in an effort to kill Nairo's career), then tried to flip-flop when it all blew up in his face
I can see an argument for why Tweek should have been banned as well, but claiming he was as bad as those deranged, degenerate sex pests that were literally cheering on this degenerate faggot sex cult is pretty disingenuous.

That being said, the official ban reasons were always completely vague bullshit (if they even gave any reasons at all) so yeah it's all a wash, typical retard TO's basing every decision off of "vibes" and public court of opinion.

You guys ever think how if FD was banned Morse would actually have won a super major by now? It's so cheesy that auto-win stage is still legal. Cody also went to last fucking stock on it like a total shitter.

>>530384890
I remember when he was just "Slime's friend"

>>530435960
dupe

>just found out that the trannies successfully bullied mew2king out of the running for the japan invitational event

>>530446364
dont forget reddit too

>>530446364
I don't believe you, source

>>530447231
https://xcancel.com/MVG_Mew2King/status/1942396768337158172#m

Melee won
The current state of 2025 "5" GODS
>M2K retired, but still high knowledge person and autistic
>PPMD retired, low test forever, still being cucked by his porn actress girlfriend
>Armada forever in speedrun limbo, never getting the sub 45
>Mang0 about to be canceled forever in everything, no more tournaments, no more C9, has to find a real work at his 42
>Hbox THE ONLY GOAT, relevant, strong, good player, helps both communities

What is next now?
Who's next?

>>530447802
Guess I'm not watching then

after watching the kjh combo video i now realize all of bobbybigballz combo videos fucking suck

>>530452393
I got permabanned from his twitch years ago because I got drunk and decided to watch, but all of his mods and fans were pussy trannies so I just flamed them all until getting banned. Then in my ban appeal i said your mods are faggots.

Um, guys?

Discussion of Smash as an actual game should have a separate general that isn't the 90% melee/tourney e-drama faggotry this thread is.

>>530458702
it is this thread bub but nobody actually gives a shit about games on this website. have you even looked at the non-general video-game board lmao. it's all gooning and jerking off over opinions

>>530458702
this thread can barely survive even WITH e-drama posting and doesn't exist at all without a new drama of the week

>>530458821
>>530459020
Meanwhile...
>>530458140

Maybe people here will disagree, but these are the core issues as I see it.
>1) The attempt to go mainstream.
The community flattened all of its character and personality in an attempt to appeal to mainstream esports organizations and advertisers. This isn’t just about saying slurs, but also about the underground style of Melee tournaments, with trash talk, hype crowds, and great commentary that had way more personality. But the Melee community neutered all of that chasing $$$ (which ultimately failed)
>2) Social media
Twitter and reddit are just the worst places to house a community. They form echo chambers and reward hot takes and engagement bait. Perfect for an endless outrage factory.
>3) Incompetent leadership
Any time the “leaders” of this community are forced to make a decision, it turns into a disaster. The Hax debacle speaks for itself. Just terrible communication and transparency from the TOs. But this can also be seen with the controller discourse. It takes years for decisions about rules to be made and often we end up with shitty half-measures. Basically, any time TOs have to make a decision, it gets dragged out over years and turns into yet another endless social media drama shitshow. For player discipline cases, there exists no clear criteria for rules violations or punishments. The leaders are simply not qualified to handle the responsibility they have assigned to themselves, often leading to confusion and a divide in the community.

>>530459716
We talk about news too, there just isn't any right now

I'm tired of people pretending Melee is still relevant or in any way better than Ultimate. It's basically kept alive by a bunch of middle-aged losers who invested so much time learning how to do weird tech shit that now they have sunk cost fallacy and refuse to let it go. A lot of them tried to move to Ultimate and got fucking bodied so they retreated back to their comfort zone of irrelevancy.

Melee and even just competitive Smash is a bubble and many people foolishly believe there is a potential demographic to get from comp Smash
The highest viewed tournament set has 3.8 million views. That's 11% of Smash Ultimate's sales, and that's taking the most generous quantifiable means of measuring a potential demographic there is.
Unless your game costs so little that you make a return on investment with a budget below a million (which pays what, a year of salary for a very small team tasked for programming/art/music and sound design/netcode?), it's literally worthless.
The driving force of Smash, its characters, simply isn't there too. At most you're gonna attract a subset of that demographic by asking for a partnership with a indie dev you can reach, like idk, Peppino, Shovel Knight, UT/DR characters, Touhou shit and so on, but it's scraps.
Smashfags at large are like crack addicts, they want crack or something stronger. A new honeymoon period where them and their peers can enjoy the game without being jaded, or the satisfaction of discovering shit/being clueless and excited. An indie dev can never deliver that, only a mildly amusing distraction that a few thousands at the very most will commt to.

>>530460709
theyre both fun games, but melee is still far superior. faster, more fluid, more options, less cheese, better edgegaurding, I could go on. if you werent a shitter and actually learned how to play melee at any point youd realize this too.

>>530465225
ultimate's neutral is boring to watch because of balance reasons. the top 10 most played characters are in 80% of all matches and they almost all have the most restrictive and braindead neutral flowcharts ever
melee's neutral is boring because 95% of players who are even competitive are all tech skill with rotten fundamentals. yet melee has without a doubt a better neutral, mechanically, than ultimate even with it's significantly shallowajj0er roster

It feels good to be so powerful. I win every single game.

>>530395762
It's because they want the $$$.

>>530472076

>>530460709
>>530465225
>>530467737
>"Play Rivals." - Plup

>>530467737
i don't care if this is a dupe, it's true.

>>530475824
this is a dupe, but it's also true. rivals 2 supremacy.

>losing to a smashie
yikes

Summer ranking should look something like this
1. Cody
2. Zain
3. Hbox
4. Mang0 (assuming they do rank him)
5. Joshman
6. Moky
7. Wizzy
8. Trif
9. Axe
10. Amsa
11. Jmook
12. SDJ
13. Nicki
14. Krudo
15. Aura
Would be Hbox best post pandemic placing, in the season he had his worst result yet, funny how things turn out.

>>530478936
damn jmook is washed

>>530478936
>Cody
Devoid of any good personality traits, the single thing he has going for him is that he's good at melee, that's genuinely it
>Zain
Soulless mouthpiece for whatever the current drama is
>Moky
2 faced shit head hypocrite
>Mang0
40 year old drunkard getting shit faced and potentially ruining his livelihood when he has a child. Also a huge snake as well
>JMook
He's alright, he just spams ads for his sponsors and genuinely seems to just want to play the game
>HBox
Had the time, connections, and money to fix some issues in the melee community but pussied out last second, now hes just the "I love melee so much bros let's just keep playing melee" guy

Can Lud get outed as a CP distributor already so we can glass the melee community for good

Whens pedo smash cypher?
Imagine the ZeRo bars
>Take the ice out your panties because you'll never be this cold. King of Smash 4, yeah I always got the gold

>>530475824
He never said that

>>530480729
I fuckin miss smash 4 hell. I got sent there purply because I made shitters seethe, and system automatically throws me into hell after a certain amount of reports. So I ended playing with small group, most of us temp banned for the same reason, being good.
I'd play each person a very fullfulling amount of games. Neither player really wanted to leave because it meant waiting 5+ minutes to pair up with another. So we would stay, and change characters, switch between meme casual snd series.
and now with elite, it ironically the worst version of smash online. nobody rematches, everyone cares too much for their GSP to play aggressive. just lame shit all around.

>>530479487
Melee is dead to many.

>>530482663

>>530484009
The jokes on you.
I am not a loser hiding behind a meme or something.

>>530485859
I'm adding this to my cope compilation.

>>530486070
>AI user
>Frogposter
I pity you from the bottom of my heart.

>user is posting the same AI slop over and over so that he's identifiable
Is this not a classic case of avatarfagging?
>Janny: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bd/Engineer_no01.wav
I see.
Also he is relentlessly copy pasting old posts, AI generated Frogs, and "duped" posts.
Could this not be considered spam?
>Janny: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bd/Engineer_no01.wav
Hmm. His posting style is deliberately antagonistic and designed to derail threads. Now, I'm no oldfag, but I'm preeetty sure that's a classic case of "trolling outside of /b/." Well Janny, whaddya say? Banworthy behavior?
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bd/Engineer_no01.wav
Ok, ok. But doing all of this HAS to be low quality right? I mean he's literally just copy pasting old posts and the same AI generated image over and over.
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bd/Engineer_no01.wav

My theory for /vg/ is that a general needs to at least have double digit unique IPs in a thread before it gets to have moderation. I say at most there are 5 people in this thread. JannyGODs don't care and know it's better just to let the schizo work as an antibody that kills the diseased thread.

Why does ssbg even exist anymore. It doesn't even have regulars and nobody plays with each other anymore

>>530490084
E-celeb drama. Literally, it came back because of Hax's death.

>>530490084
HOSTING @Ultimate 1v1s
ID: 5T2QK
PASSWORD: 148
3 stocks

>>530491403
Says the password is wrong

>>530491781
oh my bad, I put in 184 instead of my usual 148

>>530492006
Still says wrong dipshit
I'm going back to elite

>>530492146
Are you searching?

Chazo

Make the next thread ult only or you will face dupe's wrath.

SEPHIROTH SUCKS ASS

Decided to bust out my CRT and gamecube tonight and play a little melee. CRT is still unmatched. It just works perfectly. Slippi is still inferior.

>>530494053
I nominate the return of /ssbug/
dupegod, spare us your wrath <3

>>530494053
Just join their gay little discord. Theyre all there anyways

How is Shitiroth DLC the character is barely functional

>>530486070
his outie is an apple

Yikes!

What is the reasoning behind Shitiroth's counter fucking breaking when it counters something above 25%?
Isn't it already shitty enough that it's SLOW AS SHIT TO START AND END and it doesn't cover your back at all?

>>530487702
unironically powerful lmao

Most ignorant braindead ass character ever
It's on the same level as UMVC3 Haggar

>>530510498
>complaining about fucking bowser of all characters

imagine being this bad

>>530510749
You suck penis in the alleys

>>530510815
Ive got to make a living somehow, anon.

>>530465225
>faster
granted, but the difference is marginal, and there's no reason it should matter
>more fluid
not really, just seems it because it's faster
>more options
objectively false
>less cheese
more options = more cheese, choose a lane
>better edgeguarding
purely subjective
>I could go on
No, you couldn't
>if you actually learned how to play melee
I did, like 20 fucking years ago. I moved on when a better game was released because I'm not a child and I'm not desperately clinging on to my shrinking island of relevancy