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lost? rs3 general can be found at >>>/vm/rsg

previous >>529990338

st0ck come back to the /hg/ discord we miss you

whats hg

st0ck is busy under my desk right now

SIGH!!!

will st0ck ever be as popular as his ex?

holding st0cks hand on a windy day through the park

>>530074806
okay but shes back now and you didnt sell it and you have a tbow already so give me one reason giving it back now isnt the right thing to do

unsee cc/album#axFfj5rxGAq1

i need ancestral kits

leviathan is harder than any raid boss

did anyone else try this when they were young
>buy membership
>train agility
>membership runs out
>go to a f2p world and try to use an agility shortcut to hop over to premium content

>>530075260
no its not

>>530075084
I'm poor, but that's really scummy and I'll contribute 50m to help get her tbow back, I would really hate if someone took my shadow just to tease me.
I would probably quit for a long time.

>>530075381
it is

id get a rwt ban shes on the jannies radar now after the 1b

>>530075415
she gave it away while she was suicidal and disappeared people have been posting about katiey like shes dead for months

all of the dt2 bosses are ridiculously difficult except for duke to be desu

guys its a transbow of course it belongs to >her

merii post the vardork clip

if meriipu picked up the tbow she would give it back thats all i have to say

remember when VAYNE V4 trust traded meriipu a synapse

yeeze smooch

>>530075546
Ok, being opportunistic with a suicidal person's things is actually so much worse, how do you even have that tbow and sleep alright?

loooooool if someone drops their stuff and I pick it up it's legally mine now

midzy does psychotic shit and then post "are you mad at me" and osg forgets about it

how come everyone is ganging up on midzy for the tbow and not [REDACTED] for the shadow

>>530075128
woah whos this? o.o

yeeze owes me sex

gay gay gay i wish i didnt click that

can i catbox too

I hate this place

Im fuckin out of this bitch

this is the gayest general on /vg/

>>530076591
Im so glad I didnt go like 2k dry. I was going to hard stop at 500 honestly

i am 5'10 320 lbs

>>530076313
Why would you duo CMs with him :3

i am 6ft 170 lbs (im recomping rn im gonna get jacked)

gonna train back cya

>>530076971
i could literally eat you. know your place.

behold, the osg compendium
>142 iq know-it-all bro
>JNHD (king of osg)
>papamichael
>st0ck (cute femboy)
>meriipu (40yo finnish biofem)
>despa
>midzy (pedo)
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic)
>shortys (avid d3k simp)
>etna rock (new rsn unknown)
>eel girl
>jaycutie
>red aura uim who never responds directly
>boys kissing (not a shenny alt)
>the fat gay retard (probably ~80% of osg)

on hiatus
>mosif
>caged jamal
>nut bladder
>birds egg
>2slime (fucked your mom)
>aerti

banned for overly attentionwhoring
>d3k (d33cay (cute aussie biofem))
>schizo chud that calls everyone a troon (suspected to be Snacco or aerti alt)

presumed deceased
>boxee
>scruube
>passive agressive scottish bro
>w420 anglerbro
>vayne v4 (ahker, mass nex crybaby)
>catposter (attractive, posts cat webms)
>juiceb0x
>eala

midzy the loathsome tbow taker

I'm 5 ft 7 in and 118 lb

>>530077045
yeah all you think about is eating fatty you couldn't even catch me

>>530077153
made to be bent over things

>>530077064
where is yeezeid

>>530077329
i have gay retard traps

>>530077426
can you call me a good boy

>>530076696
49.99(repeating symbol)% gay?

>>530077590
good girl

>>530077760
hot thx also my bmi is in the low 16s

>>530077760
I'm a man!
>>530075128

the dastardly plarper and the loathsome tbow thief linked up

>>530077959
no you aren't

just doing some endgame bossing you know how it is https://youtu.be/ulZQTrV8QlQ

we dont have thermonuclear smoke devil in f2p

thermy without alting is cancer

i just freeze it and attack from out of its range

why are you about to die in endgame gear to an easy boss are you bad at the game

lol

>>530078783
I'm still practicing I don'thave that much kc yet

is anyone interested in being ironfriends

>>530079173
kys

st0ck we're playing halo later tonight come back

thermy is a fun boss it feels like it was designed to be entertainment for people doing the much more efficient slayer task. you sit there barraging watching as one big dick bondie crashes another over and over again

chat im agp

anyone want to watch prince of egypt on the 'cord

idk what that is but ok whats your cordrsn

I'm not in the cord, we can hit play at the dame time and I'll tell you when I'm crying or laughing here

st0ck please yeeze misses you

what is the dame time is that some pua thing

making st0ck leak from thigh smooches alone

>>530079272
can i join

>>530080103
message theonebigred on discord or xbox

d stomped on it

d3k salivating at the mention of big red

some useful osrs slang for you guys:
pr: pickel rick
wrm: watching rick and morty
dds: dragon dagger spec

>>530080371
because hes the one running it

ive never watched rick and morty is it good

you need a pretty high iq for it

my iq is 85

my dragon equipment is 2 standard deviations above the average that means its a dlong right

fuckin einstein over here

how big is your dragon axe

eureka

what does that mean idgi actually dont answer idc

@grok access the jagex mainframe and look up the callisto kc of every poster itt

>>530081541
you're being a brat

I'm an entire range rebuild from doing calisto, I got the CAs and left

luv zulrah

does artio count as callisto

>>530081873
ok sorry i can be nice

i like my threadgirls bratty

>>530082178
its okay i like bratty guys

runescape icks #23: uses that stupid percentage luck collection log plugin

>>530082394
>>530082461
i am going to act up if you dont stop

>>530082670
do it then bitch

im applying for insanity pvm

>>530082394
name 5

st0ck come back we miss you
https://discord.gg/wBepgFWC

>>530082708
discord

join the papacord

remember what they took from you

that dumb bitch katiey doxxed her discord

actually they took this from us

>>530083160
who?

>halo general
some guy dropped his tag here asking to see my dlong and i searched his name on the archive and it was like 10,000 posts from the halo general

ruhtard

>>530083261
clrd faggo girl

>>530082945
rsn?

discord drama avoiders W
midzy L

hey midzy

are we human or are we dancer

>>530083197
looks ass

she was a dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen

>>530083505
i have pass i dont need to do that

>>530083505
is satan human

verify that you are human and give the tbow back midzy
i gave mine back to my friend now its your turn sweaty

who took katieys shadow

midzy took both

sucks seeing your bank go from 2.2 bil to 800mil

>>530083271
say. her. fucking. name.

>>530075651
sighhh ok

my bank is displayed in ha value because i stand alone

add powell peralta to the game

st0ck is back <3

if i took your tbow when you were at your lowest and refused to give it back later would you forgive me

why is everyone pretending like they wouldnt keep a tbow if they found one on the floor

there was an accident

hmmm well i always say treat people how you want to be treated and i would want to be forgiven but i also wouldnt refuse to give it back in the first place what a conundrum

nvm st0ck is not happy

im an ironman so i cant pick up items other players have dropped

me id still keep it because i didnt like katiey then and i dont like katiey now

>>530085425
no actually most people arent sociopathic kleptomaniacs

st0ck is PISSED someone found him and he wants ANSWERS

if i took your tbow at your lowest id just be holding on to your tbow and if you wanted it back you could have it

i would pick up the tbow and sell it within 5 minutes

>>530084853
i dont even remember the name just the event i didnt even add to send dlong anyways the archive shittery was too weird

if i randomly found a tbow on the ground i would definitely take it but thats not the situation

ditterbitter W

that was me

if you were part of gscord you would have access to the full context of her dropping her items and wouldnt feel bad

midzy has the W sitting right in front of her and she just refuses to take it

huge for gukesh yet again

if the gscord actually had information readily accessible instead of just searching the chives any time something came up youd post it with that post instead of being vague

i can't do 300s because i run out of prayer if i dont flick gg

the fact that you think the gscord only operates within the chives proves that you dont deserve the info

i dont believe gscord exists

official gscord spokeswoman here being midzy anti is part of the gscord code of conduct

add the boneless to the game

do i need to sign an nda to join the gscord

lets just say we dont have a problem with leakers :)

personally im usually a midzy anti but in this specific case im a midzy stan

update: alt tabbed to read osg while i stood on a trap gg its over

>72 deaths
>haven't even reached sol once
this shit is impossible for me

im the original midzy anti

>>530082945
you wont do shit bitch

i kneel

midzy killed my dog and spread its body parts all over the lawn

less than 1% of ppl have done colo and inferno and thats incluing buyers but also i guess bots dont do it either

W333 GE I will drop my twisted bow and staff at 18:00 and log out for the final time, I don't need them where I am going :).

>>530086639
You can do it anon do not give up

what are you struggling with?

>>530086983
who asked

im glad shes not dead fringe opinion i know

>>530086992
double south spawns

i might be a sociopath because i dont care one way or the other if she was dead

that is a little messed up yeah

i am gonna go back to skilling i am not made for pvm i am so fucking bad and should die

okay sorry

yeah you should groomie troonie

>>530084895
ty

>>530086721
why do i like being called a bitch

is that u in the pic

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Tuna_potato
i thought spud bros were doing this shit for a meme but apparently its a real thing in the UK

>>530087498
same

>>530087249
You have two options

Option 1 is to learn the A/B off tick method (search pecanbread on youtube) but that will involve having to flick both the south npcs while you're dealing with the frems

Option 2 is to automatically go north of pillar instead of west every time you see double south spawns, kill frems and then go back west of pillar when you're able to set up an off tick with the southies. You should be comfortable with how to off tick a two-stack without having to look it up or think too much about it every time. If you do then this will be the easier option in my opinion

have you seen those vids of the uk potato food truck its shocking stuff to see what they put in them

those look good im a fat american i would eat it

>>530087653
this would be hot if it was an adult woman past her prime

meriihag...

>hunlef 50 hp
> 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 5

>>530087879
thanks this gave me motivation to get back in there and keep dying until i get it

>>530088386
lol

>>530087653
is that this character
I dont like that drawing much

knotgirl is too much for me i cant read that without getting the heebie jeebies

>>530088621
its not my fucking fault when he's been appearing offline since

d3ks favorite song is rape me by nirvana

why do redditors hate bandit afk training so much
i refuse to fight rock crabs or sand crabs or do nmz, those are all unafk as fuck
im gonna camp my fat ass in bandits for the next 200 hours actually where i can go afk for real tyvm

what about me

>>530088820
hot

i chose it bc i like the double entedre of tying a noose and furry porn

threadgirl is clearly less horrifying than knotgirl

what is a knot girl

knotgirl not girl lol get it

>>530089169
omg i didn't even think of that that's awesome, triple entendre

i had threadgirl before i think

As soon as my gf breaks up with me (soon, since I don't go out with her) I expect to have a threadboy ready for me so we can jerk off together on Discord. No cay shit though, so you have to pretend to be a girl.
I'm a 750ish total f2p iron

thread"girl"

threadboys dont exist

>>530089105
nothing honey

>>530089315
ok yes whats your discord

im a threadboy and my character is a boy

>>530089413
yes we exist get fucking used to it

>>530089315
this is how i met st0ck we efrot all day

>>530089453
I will let you know when I am single, check your email ;)

st0ck doesnt have a cock what is there to frot with you arent making any sense

>>530089687
sorry but no im on a tight schedule

>>530089846
No worries, I'll find someone else

fucking hate it so much when bondies pick up the loot i dont pick up.....cockroaches.....

omg

what game is that

is that path of exile?
its not runescape :<

Shut the fuck up ironsissy. I'll take your loot and when I'm satisfied with that I might take your ass tio

bondies didn't choose the rat life the rat life chose us

i just kwabed

I'm watching my oshi now.

wish someone would erp with me unsemironically

can i watch too

btw im playing ironman

im so bored i already did 6k of these things...

wow youve cut 6k emeralds that takes 2 hours thats very impressive

>>530090429
I did 1.5 million xp the other day and got 0 gz, i hate this plsce

I can't ERP, it's too hard. I can only hop on cam with them and make them bend over and present holes while I jerk off and call them degrading things till I nut. Then I'll tell them how good they were etc
No homo doe

>>530090625
that's erp tho

uh it took ~4 hours because my bond ran out and my bank is full and i can't use like 5 slots in my inventory and i have to trade the finished emerald back to my alt

>>530090578
wow 1.5m xp how many ehp was that 0? why would i gz a 0 ehp day thats pahetic

>>530090625
i cant erp like that what if you were recording me its too risky

>>530090764
Ok i did 1.5 million in 14 hours... (Ironman)

>trade
why would i gz a bondie doing a dogshit method that makes no sense either can one of you please use both of your brain cells before posting cringe

wow 0 ehp on an (ironman) thats still not impressive you could do 0 ehp on a uim and still wouldnt care

you're mistaken i didn't ask for any gz i just wanted to complain and you're the one being weird about it

>>530090684
Really? Thought ERP was more like following them ingame and saying
>I take off ur rune pl8skirt
Etc
>>530090815
Yeah that's fair. Can only be done after trust has been established. Even then it's crazy risky when you think about it

>>530089809
funny you say that when he just posted it in the halo discord >/////<

>>530090625
i can be a good boy for you i am really cute

should i join?

>>530091229
>29 members
my cult of personality discord has more members than that

so is he just trying his luck in every general to see who gives the most attention

thats been obvious

>>530090993
It's ok to be jealous

>>530091058
no theyre just talking about dinosaurs what a bunch of silly boys

today i lacked energy and only managed to get 450 fishpoints at tempoross
i don't think i'll redeem them tonight - i'll make it up to 1k and redeem them tomorrow

since when was the cult of personality band bl*ck wtf

well its news to me ok

naevis play njz hype boy

i lack energy every day

um i think 450 is a lot of permits for one day....

>>530091672
get your iron levels checked

>>530092024
im an iron

>>530091739
That's like 50 games, 10 minutes per game is 500 minutes which is only 8.3 hours which isn't that much.

its not my iron levels im very depressed

how many eggs do you eat a day

>>530091739
thats 4.5 ehp so no

i get 2 ehp on a good day

2 hours of tempy makes me want to become a knotgirl so yeah it is a lot

>>530092283
Just try solo it's fun.

i do solo and it is not fun

its really gross to fetishize canines like that

i do solo tempoross and alternate between wave skipping and not wave skipping, then i hop to the mass world to redeem my points just so people will gratz me if and/or when i get the pet (it never happens, i never get gz'd)

>>530092195
how many ehe

>>530092396
Can confirm solos are the best way to do it.
A somewhat specific phase 1 for a super chill phase 2 and 3.

Default - Wasting My Time (Official Music Video)

i meant it in the noose way not the canine way

the dog way was my first thought am i sick

what dog way

no the dog way is the obvious way but i had the noose way on my mind because its really odd that shed name her toon based on that

knot is a dog penis

omfg

Why can't you people have normal fetishes, like feet or catgirls?

you girls are corrupting innocent minds

i want to sniff the underside of a catgirl's tail

is freeuse a normal fetish

i am so vanilla it would be difficult to even classify what i like as a fetish

im a cuck

bad bitches is the only thing that i like

i love bad bitches thats my fuckin problem

every girl ive dated has been asian or jewish without me going out of my way to date asian or jewish girls in particular

Nickelback - Savin' Me

degradation is a normal fetish its just that theres a lot of things that fall into that category some vanilla like slapping and some hardcore like well you know

i like good girls

alexa make a rendition of sk8er boi with modern osrs activities

i think thats pretty typical for spoiled brats

i like brats

i like big tits and i like when girls talk about their big tits not some hypertrophy shit where its like a health problem but more than a handful looks great in a bra and some amazing natural sag when they hang as shes bent over

>>530093858
I heavily fetishise Asian and Jewish women, it should be me dating them instead.

im NOT a fucking irontroon why cant i buy surgepots why do i have to make them myself this fucking blows

jewish women deserve rape and single motherhood

where do you even use surge potions

im into weird shit i like girls in cheese capes girls who never pvmed harder than wintertodt girls who dont train they slayer

>>530094194
thats not even a fetish thats completely normal

im into girls who wear a cooking cape lol iykyk

going freak style on a chick who didnt do waterfall quest

He was a skiller boi,
She was a quester girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He trained at GE,
She did rooftop runs,
What more can I say? He wanted her,
She’d never tell,
Secretly she was grinding for that skill.
Friends stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with his tattered robes. He was a skiller boi,
She said, "See ya later, boi,"
He wasn’t good enough for her.
She had a pretty face,
But her head was up in Prifddinas space,
She needed to come back down to Gielinor. Five years from now,
She’s camping Wintertodt,
Freezing for that firemaking cape.
Logs in one last time,
Sees him in a Twitch stream,
He’s got 99s, maxed out, no shame. She PMs his clan,
Says, “Can we talk, old friend?”
He’s slaying Vorkath, raking in the GP.
She’s all alone,
No DKS drops to show,
Her bank’s just bones and a rusty scimmy. He was a skiller boi,
She said, "See ya later, boi,"
He wasn’t good enough for her.
Now he’s a PKer star,
Rocking Barrows gear in the Wilderness far,
Does your pretty face see what he’s worth? Sorry, girl, but you missed out,
That skiller boi’s a legend now.
He’s got a dragon pick, mining stars,
While you’re stuck chopping yews, no memoirs. Too bad that you couldn’t see,
See the stats that boi could be.
There is more than meets the eye,
He’s got an infernal cape, no lie. She logs off, feeling so dumb,
Watches him flex in the Duel Arena sun.
He’s got a fire cape, maxed house too,
She realizes she loved that skiller boi true. He was a skiller boi,
She said, "See ya later, boi,"
He wasn’t good enough for her.
Now he’s a PKer star,
Rocking Barrows gear in the Wilderness far,
Does your pretty face see what he’s worth? He was a skiller boi,
She said, "See ya later, boi,"
He wasn’t good enough for her.
Now he’s got a max stack,
Raiding Tombs of Amascut, no lack,
Bet your pretty face sees what he’s worth.

theres a rice pilaf 2???

ai slop

>>530094609
hahaha nice job chatgpt thats epic

are you telling me she didnt write that song for us by herself just now

first kc wew i still fuck up the shadow waves took like 5 tries

you think youve made a masterpiece youve only made a mess

mom is bringing me a biggie bag 2nite

!!!!!

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Fearless, say yes, we don't dress to impress

>>530077064
>>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic)
based

>>530095545
hi shenny

>meriipu (40yo finnish biofem)
i can fix her

>>530095545
i am on that list also can i get a qrd of shenny i have only heard rumors

i dont want to fix her i want her to break me

>>530095685
yeah so hes a 35yo pedo living in his parent's attic

I was in Finland last summer, and Meriipu ignored my pub invitations. I asked her multiple times, too.

>>530096040
like actually though

the image i had in my head of her was pretty accurate then

meriipu is retarded but not in an endearing way like jhnd or VAYNE V4

>>530077064
What about Inspector-san?

stfu meriipu rules shes the heart and soul of osg

theres no point name dropping anybody else after john dad was etched into the annals of vg history last night

>>530096168
ok but 99% of 30+ women are ugly as sin and overweight

i'm in the halo server and it's just gay sex???

the anals of vg history more like

>>530096403
who

i like overweight women more cushion for the pushing the proof is in the pudding if you know what i mean

halo general is arguably more fucked up than osrs espcially since their game is actually dead now so its only turbo autists

if you actually liked fat bitches you would have a wife by now because they're everywhere

>>530077064
when will you add me to the list probably 80% of all posts are me

halo is an edater game

>>528167809
lol

he just said he likes to fuck fat girls not marry them stupid nobody wants to marry fat girls they are lazy pigs its literally on the wrapper

you dont want to fuck them either trust me

verbally abusing my edate for dying on legendary when we're getting the skulls

hmmmm that sk8er boi song went abouts the way I expected it would go thanks though alexa

more like gaylo

explains why jhnd isnt married

giving wrong advice is how you bait the know it alls into dropping their smug egos and giving correct advice

>>528167809
lol

he had a child out of wedlock ew dropped

>>530097226
LOL

count draynor could get it

he is married

the GET truly anchored in jhnds position on the throne

we use git in this household

Wizard stuff

i use svn though

yeah stupid virgin noob im not surprised you use that

>>530097872
>17 prayer

>>530097872
gz katiey

git is bloated i bet you use notepad++ too

bitch did you just imply that i use windows

no i use vim

you didnt hear it from me but katiey is going for the rank 1 1def slayer week

i use xcode

wow thats way more impressive than something like rank 1 farming 24hr

>>529991101
Sorry I'm a dad so I can get busy at times with my kid, what's up? Got my chat on in game too if you wanted to ask there.

hmm i dont have proof but i think rank 1 cheated

is it blade like the vampire or blade like bladee

i am not having very much fun

daddy...

what about rank 3 6hr farming that has to be more impressive than rank 1 1def slayer week

>>530098871
I'm in my 30's so take your guess.

>>530098717
hi yes my question was do you listen to bladee

Do you guys like Bleach?

hxh mogs bleach

I prefer boku no pico personally

blade and john dad linked up to provide osg with the father figure we never had

i watch sorcery battle

>>530098853
lmao does nobody play 1 def accounts 232 days for 13m farming xp is pathetic

>>530099060
I have Musical Anhedonia so no

so does this guy like bladee or not im starting to get peeved

>>530099140
i need to rewatch hxh but only yorknew and greed island

>>530098894
*right clicks toggle item*

i will not be stanning blade pvm at this time

>>530099086
is the new bleach seasons any good? maybe I'll watch this next.

>>530099770
haha yeah you got me i actually have 10 synapses and claws im just whining for no reason

blade are you white?

>>530098853
you should come back with proof because thats legit and actually claiming that it might be cheated is slander when its not cheated because its legit

does anyone want to do group content together this saturday evening maybe a raid or a boss

which saturday

today

sorry its sunday for me

its sunday soz

i would do an 8girl toa

>>530100305
we're playing halo tonight

i'm the johnny tightlips of /osg/

youre playing halo with your imaginary friend group*

>>530100606
dont be mean

>>530100606
theyre real to me.

i would toa with a european but not with an australian

why is everybody ok with jagex adding the bis defensive ring into the game without polling it?

im a skiller i dont give a crud

you should because it means another new item you have to buy for when you do black chins and the wildy altar

>portal opens
>A Black Wyvern, About 7 fish, AdjacentBias, An Actua1 Dog, BAK3D B43N, boypilled, C0 Assassin, CDR Nonsense, Chaosdroid 2, Crusading Dude, dankcucumber, Diovangelo, DJ Orwell, Dobatch O Sully, EpicTommyGun593, Eternal Jobber, herr andrew, iFiftyFive, IJ999, Jack Wild Dog, Jaxelo, JingleBaZa, JJAB91, J King345, Kabuskini, Kesh on Hend, kidphobos1266, l17Grim, Lemmingscanfly, lol the no, LORDxPINGAS, MadL3pr3chaun, Macabre Macabre, Mithril Naruto, MemeSaucy, Neirn, NesOberi, Nextsus, Paper Boy 492, PaperyHorizon69, Paul S118, Punished Dog, Rentaroo, SGT Skylor, shadehaloxz, SH0TGUN NUT, Sigmund82, smilies2000, Sneed2852, Southall99, Sweaty Towels, THE ONE BIG RED, TheBobinator141, Tito the Scrub, tovlimit2117, TygerPacha15, Unknown Kai, Wizards0nly, xBackup Beastx, YeezeID, and Zacksnacks all step out
Regulars... assemble.

i dont do those

>>530101231
who

today is st0ck and my 3 day anniversary of being each others boyfriends

>>530101345
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok ill toa too if we can get a team going

why can't you have sex in this game its not realistic

sounds like it is for you lol

>>530101505
lol(tears)

>>530101505
LOL

On 7 February 2024, Jagex released a blog announcing they will be sharing details of a new unique drop from Scorpia "very soon".

mccune owns scorpia pits

whos that

wasnt it like a gigaoverload and the community had a meltie

they should make scorpia instanced

refrain from talking about pits please or im boutta act up

>>530099086
Toshiro is one of my favorite characters so I will be him and you can be Giselle :3

im stroking my cock rn

how many toaers do we have

scorpia is full of mean spanish pkers

I can toa in a pinch

at least 2 but less than 407

im hard, help me out?

starting to think gnomonkey is a conman

im goona be poglogging until toa starts

ok lets roll out thread toa w474

can you post an attendee list in like 2 minutes if any lgtv homos are there i wont come but if there arent i will come

hopping bobbing ronald mcdonald

is anyone there i am also on the fence i dont wanna to a lame duo or trio

nah im mining inside a volcano rn i cant sorry lol maybe next time gl tho

2025: stackable clues
2026: unlimited stackable clues
2027: clue skips
2028: instant tele to clue spot
2029: clue casket rerolls
this is the future you ezscape redditors have chosen.

ive never seen a pker at scorpia and im there a lot for scorpion tasks but i get ragged every time im at chaos fanatic

can i come i just hit level 69 firemaking

>>530103226
i would vote for this

cmon post the attendees im waiting at toa bank my w all geared up

unlimited stackable clues and skips are in the game through exploits and theyve been in longer than the limited stackable clues

im worried no one on my flist is there and meriipu is not online

>>530102823
>high risk world
no thanks anon

theres no reason why we cant have clue compass in the main

i have to watch settled's videos at 0.9x speed, he talks way too fast
do i have autism or is this normal

i peeked in w474 and there are 0 identifiable osgers there thank you for your time

>>530103526
yeah same idk if itll be safe for me at this rate

i got impatient and decided to redeem my fishpoints

still no pet, but i did get another tome (that takes me up to 6 tomes and 7 big harpoonfish so far)

what if its just jhnd and mikey on a raid

runescape ick #25 when she has no self control

>>530099086
og naruto is peak but bleach is good also
modern anime is so shitty and AIDS
like go back and watch mobile gundam and tell me anything modern like attack on titan or tower of god comes even close to this level of BASED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMHNpKri9lQ

laura branigan self control

>>530104129
omg

you know what im just gonna do a solo toa fuck you all

john dad is naruto and papamichael is sasuke

>>530104293
lol

but whos raikage

does that mean d3k is sakura

zone sama d3k jinchuriki animation

whos boruto then

jhnd is the leorio of osg

if you believe it

i assume all calls to toa are fake unless you post your toon in the lobby

i am the hououin kyouma of osg

>>530104952
rsn?

>>530105015
hououin kyouma

i left 2 of my restores in the baba room am i cooked >>530104918

[exciting news]

theres a lucky imp by me, how do i get gp for telling a UIM about it

i am the honorable judge judy of osg

im the honorable judge steve harvey of nuremberg

d3 sucked it

objection relevance

who is the most famous poster in osg

*steve harvey voice* d3k did huwhat with it?

>>530106339
lol

sayob

qrd on sayob?

>>530106642
st0cks main

st0ck isnt sayob stop being retarded

sayob is old enough to he st0cks mom

st0ck is 33 sooooo

is that you in the picture why does your game look like that

I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에 (Ah)
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be

wait lmao are u unironic about that kidzbop shit l000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000l

i'm soloing yama does anyone wanna duo..

>>530107965
maybe rsn?

>>530108030
>>530108030
if i say ur just gonna laugh and say no..

i have beautiful princess disorder

people dont say froob anymore

>>530107965
yes well as long as you help me spec i have maul and horn

there is also the big noob which colloquially is known as boob

wow that took like 20s to solve

gaming?

twin really bragging about his clue helper right now

+1 yama 488

wow the racist world?

yea i had a hunch it was the dadtoa

i get more and more seasick knowing sailing is still coming out :/

whats dadtoa i only know meriitoa

oh hes on my ignore list no wonder i didnt see him

at least hes figured out where to use his fang now

sorry ill just play alone i shouldnt have asked..

sabre-tooth kyatts boutta be my 13th reason

>>530109329
id fuck cloud so fucking hard

is toa happening or what

>>530109386
*sephiroth voice*?

my pp is like the sephiroth sword of pp

i died yesterday adn lost my half gay jumper

>>530109598
egads!

>>530109428
yea we (i) just finished

>>530109857
gz

who are i

how did you get imbued

>>530109981
anti LOL

>>530109981
lol good one

>>530109857
update we just pogged

does https://tools.runescape.wiki/osrs-dps/ correctly calculate DPS of Osmumten's fang? i feel like the DPS calculator is not working correctly...

why do you think that

?

did you shrink your game size

>>530110478
its giving me a much lower DPS result for fang when compared to rapier, but im simulating against a low defense mob
is fang supposed to be much worse than rapier against low defense mobs? and fang only shines when its up against high defense mobs?

yes wikicalc is open src bugs get squashed FAST

i wouldnt be caught dead raiding with an inv tag user

ive noticed something interesting about jhnd but i dont want to say yet but its really really interesting

>>530110531
Think of all the slayer xp you could be earning right now

>>530110665
fang has a wiki mechanic where its only better in toa because magic, not explained anywhere but wiki

>>530110817
think of all the attack xp im not getting

>>530110782
i think i have a guess but i wont say it before you

>>530110842
lol >>528167809 thanks for the post jhnd

>>530110842
is that nothing new? my gut tells me theres some obscure mechanics in 2006 era weaponry that are similar

>>530110640
no i made the ui bigger trying it out
also im missing blue moon helmet im just gonna go buy it

>>530111063
nope everything had lore and an explanation unless your talking about bug mechanics

KILL FIVE
sorry if im excited only pvm i ever done was slayer bosses so this is kicking my butt

jhnd will you post an uncropped unedited screenshot runelite automatically took when you completed your infernal cape grind i want to use it for my john dad pwnage compilation in memory of your legendary 530m get

>>530111254
gzzz

>>530111254
grok initiate jarvis.py

>>530111254
why did you ask for a duo and then ghost me

>>530111063
not really unless you include bugs

>>530111327
tyyyyy
>>530111353
i don't wanna be deadweight..

might do a pvm stream tomorrow im rsn midzy if it wasnt obvious

>>530111541
drops are scaled by contribution you wouldnt be

>>530111334
isnt it mikza or w/e

wait sorry can you clarify whether youre rsn midzy or rsn rsn midzy its a little unclear

>>530111305
this is the only one it took i didnt get any combat achievements because i 1. used a tbow, 2. took a zuk hit

>>530111354
>>530111243
nah i swear i can remember some hidden mechanics that dont get explained in some old ass weapons... seercull or ancient mace, maybe barrows...

wow which tbow are you going to use

i wish rsn milkzy would do a pvm stream

>>530111725
both of those weapons have special attacks which explain what they do in the tooltip although idk if the tooltip was added back then

i only have the katiey tbow i sold my own after the incident

you sold katieys tbow

midzy.............

i hate midzy

no i traded it to my alt withdrew mine from the bank sold it then traded the kbow back the chain of custody was 100% accurate

i like midzy

>>530110531
0k its been 20 minutes. might just run solo if no one is coming

i spend 3/4 of my playtime avoiding toa no thanks

i just finished yama without you thats what you freaking get for ghosting me!!!

>>530112885
omg gz

holy bpd

the bpd dimension where im in control

im the protagonist of my life

>did 50 regular gauntlet to learn
>feeling pretty aight, consistently prepping fast enough for corrupted
>first try corrupted ez
>beginners luck wears off
>proceed to eat shit over and over for hours

i have literally never done a slayer task and i am 2100 total level
my slayer is 80 purely because of lamps
the skill is nigger AIDS and i have held this opinion for almost 20 years
i never did slayer in pre eocscape i will never do it now

im the deuteragonist of your life

i am the vegeta of osg

i am going to manifest a plague of misfortune upon midzy until she returns the tbow

>>530113095
while i generally disagree with the common reddit sentiment that slayer is the best skill ever, it's not the worst
i had a friend that managed to get 99 everything with 30 slayer, he was brown and retarded, so i assume you're also brown and retarded

sailing is going to be the final nail in the coffin for this game and it's actually sad to see people adamantly defend it

leave midzy alone!

slayer enjoyment follows a bell curve

>got spooned a dragon harpoon at tempoross
>first wyrms task while turael/konar points boosting get another dragon harpoon
>(on the iron)

correct thats precisely why me (the highest iq poster itt) enjoys slayer as much as the reddit retards and osg (midwit central) hates it

i cant believe midzy did that well you know what they say never meet your heroes

just kissed a frog

erm no thats not how a bell curve works whats your iq

142 and yes its mensa certified

i have refined tastes im a skiller

maybe the curve is offset down the y axis by half its height and theyre saying that the reddit retards and osg are midwits as in smack bang in the middle of the curve

Slayer is fun you kill stuff and collect keys

i think retards would be on the left and midwits in the center

>>530112885
you're cute you deserve it

can i say something im just gonna say it without permission nearly all of you would have done the exact same thing in midzys shoes and you are psychologically projecting

st0ck when can we finally raid together

personally i said i wouldve sold it in 5 seconds im not like the other girls im a twisted freak a fucked up psycho

>>530113745
kiss my hog instead

st0ck only raids with cc chud idiots he doesnt like any of us in the thread and just uses us

i would have:
picked up the tbow
potentially sold the tbow
however i also would have:
thanked her for the tbow
offered to give it back kind of hoping she declines

st0ck is a weirdo freak psychopath stay away from him girls

i just dont know anymore

use slowmow cmaera on my dlong video and it turned out great

i know st0ck and they are actually quite pleasant to hang around

isnt midzys bank like 14b greedy bitch

are you going by they now st0ck

does st0ck like fit toons with huge blades

his discord says he/they

>>530113474
no im a high IQ angloid STEMcel, i just like repetitive tasks, it satisfies my autism. which is 99% of this game.

the enforced rng of slayer tasks, which requires all sorts of different loadout swapping to complete tasks. it upsets my autism. OOPS YOU DIDNT BRING YOUR BLINGBLORG ON YOUR GLORPGLUP TASK? GOTTA GO BACK TO THE BANK AND BRING THAT BLINGBLORG OTHER WISE YOU CANT PROPERLY KILL THE GLORPGLUPS, BECAUSE THEY ACTIVATE THEIR SPRINGOSPRONGO ABILITY, UNLESS YOU HAVE AUTOMATIC-RANGRONGDINGDONG UNLOCKED FROM THE SLAYER MASTER FOR 400 POINTS

also the INSANELY CONVOLUTED system where you are actually incentivized not to complete quests in order to avoid annoying tasks is also extremely fucking NIGGER AIDS

i just want to click on a rock, or click on a bank, cycle through a series of repetitive actions and interfaces like the rest of training skills. i dont want your NIGGER AIDS MINIGAME being treated as a skill if i can't brute force grind it like every other skill in the game

at the BARE MINIMUM do not PENALIZE ME for making progress, why is this convoluted jewish talmud level of complexity/rules system being shoved down my throat? where different slayer masters have different weights for different tasks, and this series of weighted matrixes updates and changes based on your skills and quests progress-- JUST LET ME CLICK ON A ROCK AND WATCH A MOVIE ON MY OTHER MONITOR FFS

>>530113678
Girigiri warukanai, Watame~!

have u installed inventory setups i hate slayer too but the plugin makes it tolerable

>>530114661
im a twink and he said i was cute

>>530114692
seriously dude the n word?

>>530114857
you both twink4twink or do you like fitstuds too

>>530114692
the only time you have to change your whole gear for a slayer task is if you want to do the boss version or something, otherwise you just restock on prayer pots/food each time

>>530114963
hi jhnd

i think most people here upon finding out that katiey was mentally unwell when she dropped the tbow would at least offer to give it back now that shes returned especially if their bank was already in the billions

thats a lot of words and i dont plan on reading any of them

>>530115042
i got 99 slayer 9 years ago

>>530115042
lol

>>530114857
he told me that too and im also a twink and cute but my conversations with him were always one side and eventually i gave up trying to form a friendship

>>530114963
like half of slayer monsters need specific items to kill them like salt for slugs, fumigator for mushrooms, hammer for gargs, etc

Buying lobby certs 150gp ea

wow its almost like hes collecting images of thread people for unknown nefarious purposes

whats he gonna do blackmail my pristine dlong

>>530115192
>like half of slayer monsters need specific items to kill them like salt for slugs, fumigator for mushrooms, hammer for gargs, etc

you cant just give someone a lifechanging amount of money and then stroll back a year after theyve spent it and demand the money back thats very rude midzy is not in the wrong at this point

katiey has not asked for it back

Found this meme a while ago is it good

i dont get it

Drink

>>530115289
why would he do that

how was midzys life changed by that 1b

>>530077064
stop posting this you fucking name dropping autistic freak

eel girl tell em

not a fan of this midzy smear campaign

yeah its ruining midzys clean name

>>530115354
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Slayer_monsters

i could 52 slayer monsters and 32 slayer monsters requiring at least one item to kill, or approximately 61% of slayer monsters

>>530115652
why solicit pics from a bunch of people and then pseudoghost

>>530114959
uh im down but you would have to ask st0ck idk i dont get the vibe one way or the other

probably a fed trying to profile our community

i told you i am dating him now thats why he isnt talking to you anymore

im doing toa alone (150)

can i join the polycule

would they give the tbow back tier list

yes
>meriipu
>papamichael
>boxee

maybe
>d3k
>eala
>jaycutie

no
>yidzy
>jhnd
>shenky

im in the eelcule

What should I grind next iron btw

honestly i think all of them except eala midzy and shenky would give it back

horse :D

behold, the osg compendium
>142 iq know-it-all bro
>JNHD (king of osg)
>papamichael (#1 osg clogger)
>meriipu (40yo finnish biofem)
>despa
>midzy (pedo)
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic)
>shortys (avid d3k simp)
>etna rock (new rsn unknown)
>eel girl
>jaycutie
>boys kissing (not a shenny alt)
>the fat gay retard (probably ~80% of osg)
>blade pvm

in hiding
>lonely lass
>red aura uim who never responds directly
>nut bladder
>katiey

on hiatus
>hesica
>mosif
>caged jamal
>birds egg
>2slime (fucked your mom)
>aerti

banned for overly attentionwhoring
>d3k (d33cay (cute aussie biofem))
>schizo chud that calls everyone a troon (suspected to be Snacco or aerti alt)
>st0ck (cute but narcissistic femboy)
>derpa (suspected to be 4clan member or st0ck alt)
>sunny lemon

presumed deceased
>boxee
>scruube
>sayob
>mekons
>kyouran
>saikou
>numazu
>akanemous
>passive agressive scottish bro
>w420 anglerbro
>vayne v4 (ahker, mass nex crybaby)
>catposter (attractive, posts cat webms)
>juiceb0x
>eala

why is eala being slandered what did i i mean she do

how come my name isnt on there

>>530116548
rsn?

lemon?

i saw her feeding bread to ducks in falador park trying to make them explode

>>530116267
Meriipu 100% would, she trust traded vayne v4 for synapse before while knowing Vayne is a known scammer and lurer, what a friendly lad

>>530116409
you forgot pickaxe girl

i dont presume mekons to be dead she posted here last week

>>530116569
Saint Pepe

eala isnt deceased she goes to other threads

Wish we had ID's so name dropping faggots and trannies would get exposed for samefaggotry

ok ill add 3a girl swap mekons with shenky and append saint pepe thanks for the shout

sis doesnt believe in ghosts

that ugly trailer trash muddy claws guy

well i wouldnt swap her with shenky it was more of a visit are you sure youre qualified to be compiling this list

yes im sure shenky hasnt verifiably posted in many months

the saint pepe fangirl is so dedicated how many years has it been since he stopped frothposting

you forgot heartist

horrible list caged jamal posted once a month ago derpa revealed themself to be a jealous ex 2slime does not post here and midzy is not a pedo

yeah bunny cunny aka midzy is definitely not a pedo shes only a covetous thief

i dont like d3k i want it to just say d333cay

ow i hit my knee

well she crashed out and named changed shes not really d333cay anymore

d333cay has nice soles

>>530117052
>revealed themself to be a jealous ex
QRD?

did she crash out after jhnd rejected her

>>530117476
that never happened shes just making shit up

>>530115913
druadel doesn't assign those

the saf is relentless tonight

ok i had to go afk in the middle of this because my kid woke up but.. put me in coach wtf deathless 150 first try solo? they made this shit so easy

>>530117590
okay but i still get assigned shitty nig-tier dragon tasks as a penalty for doing dragon slayer on my account with no way to undo this action

it tells you clear as day not to do dragon slayer why dont you take responsibility for your actions

>first try
>your completed tombs of amascut count is 4 in the screenshot
jhnd is a moron woaw

also clog bro?

>>530117657
beast

>>530117813
first try >>solo<< read my actual post
also monke room is hard i come from the gnomemonkey school of hard knocks clearly

>>530117754
dragons are lazy tasks they don't do anything weird you just eat food/prayer

blud has an ego over completing a 150 oh my days

well he did what jaycutie couldnt

>>530118014
i have never cleared it solo on my main guy only on leagues which is a very different experience

where the quirked up white girls @

i really REALLY want 3 more armor seeds so i can play the game

>>530117812
i did dragon slayer in like 2012 a month after 07scape launched
id watch a ghost mouse do barb agility runs because rooftops didnt exist yet while watching cosmo speedrun

>>530115981
how should i know maybe hes making a collage? im autistic please help did i make a mistake

any tips for doing dream mentor?
68 magic
70 def
seems to be Iban blast and spam eat the first one then safe spot the rest

>>530118293
dont you have to melee idr

>>530118219
uh i would just be more wary of sending pics to complete strangers

internet safety tip #1 dont send pictures of yourself to strangers on the internet stay tuned for more internet safety tips

>>530118395
QRD?

he posted pictures of himeslf though so i thought it was okay tit for tat you know

>>530117413
imagine the smell

>>530118293
lil bro stuck on dream mentor oh my days goofy ahh

oh ok more tips um maybe dont post your birth year and location on 4chan ive seen a few of you do tha

internet safety tip #2 dont believe everything you see on the internet people can lie stay tuned for more internet safety tips

>>530118479
except those werent him they were of a fiverr twink and thats the crux of the whole thing

>>530118479
you know your pics are of you but you dont know his pics are of him

>>530118395
but people send me pictures of themselves on grindr all the time

>>530118421
Please respond.

>>530118650
no thats just not true

>>530118519
not stuck haven't tried yet, just barely did lunar dip
>>530118317
guide says you can mage all 4 bosses

baddie at cg lobby

hope my rsgf felt cute today she deserves to

dream mentor thats a funny name for a quest if you think about it

>>530118870
You are helping a guy through his dreams after all
mentoring even

>>530118931
but why mentor not tutor or teacher or helper or instructor or fixer

do you think The Toon dreams when you log out

i try not to

the toon dreams while youre logged in too one would hope they are pleasant dreams as her body is dragged about like a mannequin

what happened to the girl that sold BA services

do you mean st0ck

>what happened to [person]
the answer is they joined the 41% always

whats that mean can you explain

>watch an ironman challenge video to pass the time
>youtuber is giggling for 50% of the video
why do they do this

https://x.com/Narty_Naz/status/1941515861061402879 do you think it feels good
old school runescape https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Leech

>>530119736
link?

>>530119736
hrt can cause mood swings

anyone know of a cool hangout in game chat channel?
like /osg/ was circa 2020

helmet rust treatment?

>>530119767
any settled video
any hannanie video
any falladaddy video
etc etc its literally all of them

Johndad wanna learn 300s together?

>>530120241
back off hes mine *grrrrrrrr*

>>530120241
im pretty bad, are you sure about that

thats okay just download this plugin

willy

>>530120316
where were you when i was trying to do it an hour ago :(

im confused are we okay with jhnd now

got my MSB :), now they won't make fun of me at barb assault

john dad won
d3k lost

sigh

>>530120584
no i think its a combination of a) him samefagging to try to build false consensus of thread approval and b) people baiting him but hes too fucking dumb to realize

it doesnt matter whether were okay with him or not he won

remove lms from col log.

>>530120851
filtered

better question to ask would be is jhnd okay with you and hes on my friends list so

he doesnt know who i am

WTF

when internet historians in the future are asking questions like what was the 530 million get on the video game generals board of 4channel dot org they will see john dads name there for all to see

>>530121052
damn..

theyll see he was on the wrong side of history

>>530120336
I'm bad too

>>530121042
i can forgive the camwhoring but that account build is something else

yep john dads name is printed in the tablet

lol you shouldve seen the kiwi thread last night it was flooded with jhnds Ws

Looking for a rs gf. Mathematician, I'm gonna hit it big in stocks and become a millionaire. And I'll fund you (me) playing runescape 24/7 >:) disc: detriti9

someone remind me to make a d3k post when we get close to 540 million

>>530121231
rsn?

>>530121320
i used to goon to toga a lot when bnha was popular

can we have another internet safety tip about 320

>>530121320
are you into femboys?

rsn? >>530121320

>>530121461
No sorry :(
>>530121534
molecule mal
wbu

ick

just saw your stats yuck nvm

>>530121691
:(

imagine having a sub 1750 rsbf id fucking die

what is with these attention seeking freaks with a million hespori kc lately

>>530121320
what do you trade? i day trade a lot of UVIX and BITX personally

>>530121832
>>530121461
If you're trans maybe
>>530121841
I have 1600 hours and play 12 hours a day. I just am slow

me im a cradle robber i only date sub 700 tls and trick them into buying me bonds for stuff they dont know doesnt exist yet like dragon runes

"st0ck" fishing for more victims

>>530122000
we know midzy

what's the going rate on an rsgf these days?

>>530121965
I trade strategies not tickers :p

this person types like derpa

fuck my derp life

>>530122231
uh, what?

XD

whats sauls rsn he seems chill

jhnd

it never gets old