Cruisin' towards another international trophy

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dreaming about robbing riot for gun goddess mf, elemental lux, pulsefire ezreal, kda seraphine, dj sona, sf samira and making it out like a bandit

>>530113280 (OP)
>1747156834965857.jpg

>>530113448
And yet, there are jungle mains out there who still don't understand that to win all you have to do is spam gank botlane. These retards overthink the role.

lolg lists doko

>>530113737
>unless your bot lane is constantly pushed to the enemy turret and the other jg is doing the same
>unless yoru bot lane is constantly pushed to the ally turret and doesn't follow you up on fucking any gank ever
>unless your midlaner throws a hissy since they died level 2 to fucking talon and refuses to go mid again unless you hover their dick for the next 40 mins
>unless the enemy kayn is getting giga fucking fed off his own jg, krugs + herald, and has taken your top half jungle 5 times already
>etc
Sure.
Whatever you say, pal.
Now, if you are playing Nunu or some shit then yeah you do camp-gank-camp-gank etc

>>530113838
kys

>>530114028
STOP OVERTHINKING IT YOU FUCKING RETARD. JUST SPAM. GANK. BOTLANE. STOP THINKING. STOP LISTENING TO OTHER LANERS. SPAM GANK BOTLANE. HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SHIT

>going to hop back into league for my bi yearly gaming
>adc always
>thinking of swapping to top this time just to not deal with not only my support being coinflip, but their support being coinflip.

Brehs... I'm shook... I cleared my schedule expecting a good fight and fucking BLG just rolled over and died? What do I do with all this free time now?

>>530114028
perfect example of a jungler overthinking the role lol. i dont get how its so hard to understand.

>>530114258
go to that restaurant you always wanted to try out. ask out a girl too.

>>530113737
god i love women

Soraka my cute wife!

>>530114556
your wife is a slut and she puts out easily

pls play kindred this msi...

how do i play ryze
game's over before i even get to tp my whole team

>>530114556
you're back!

>>530113737
my ex cosplayed asuka too. i loved her a lot
...
:/

>>530114728
90% of the time I miss the ryze portals because I'm just not thinking "oh my teammate can teleport me across the map"

you can't autopilot if there's a ryze in the game

>>530114701
Only for me!

>>530114760
Yeah, got back this morning. Traveling after the 4th is a bit chaotic.

>>530110098
Daw, that Tali is ridiculously cute

>>530114891
I can cosplay Asuka for you as a female(male).

>>530114994
>Yeah, got back this morning. Traveling after the 4th is a bit chaotic.
That thing I was complaining about turned out to be a really bad sinus infection that ended up causing in an infection in the jaw area I was complaining about tooth pain and ear as well. I can't get antibiotic till tomorrow so i'll be suffering in hell till then. I just have to destroy my heart and liver with ibuprofen till then. I've been taking 2 every 3 hours.

You would break up with Lux after one day of listening to her laugh.

>>530115275
why? what's wrong with her laugh

>>530115275
her laugh would only make me love her more

>>530115275
If you love someone the sound of their laughter should only fill you with joy and soothe your soul

>>530115220
sadly i'm only attracted to females (females), and i only liked it because i loved her. thank you though

i want to play with the kindred tranny's tiny boobies.

>>530115420
this image makes me feel lonely. please delete it.

>>530115257
Holy FUCK. Here's a little goat. She'll help you survive.

>>530115567
wait is this the same guy who posted the cuck shit tier list

>>530114891
red flag

>>530113737
velkoz cosplayed as Asuka for me.

Dodged some skillshots I'm gonna get banned

Drawpile going on rn?
Also I think Riot needs to force a China win this year at worlds.

drops today?

>>530117091
Yep. Get in here!

https://magma.com/d/KVHhFHWeKZ

how do lplfags even exist when t1 gap them like this in international events every single time?

chat what am i supposed to do tomorrow at 10pm-8am when there's no game to watch?

Briar won

>>530117971
add JellyfishSloth#NA1 and play games with me.

>>530117971
jerk off

>>530115608
Thank you I lub her.<3

>>530117971
draw something league related on the drawpile.

i got the spirit blossom victory screen effect for ME bcuz i think id feel bad for not getting it once its gone

>>530118186
Yo, you want to talk on the client for a bit?

added my support because she played lane afk but i dont even have the energy to coach her
gg

I was hiding!

>>530118517
I do but i'm in too much pain to get up. I only went to doctor because my gf yelled at me and said I didn't have a choice. If I were to crack off a piece of Raka's horn and consume it, it'd be like a pain killer I just know it.

unironically how can i dodge like this if i have dogshit cps

>>530118706
Sneaky sneaky

>>530118762
ping gap
if you were playing 10 games a day on 0 ms ping you could develop that skill too

>>530118132
Zeri in Drawpile incoming.

you cant hide from me by switching accounts

>>530118835
Tonight, we hunt.

>>530118762
nigga just dodge

>>530118919

>vagueposting again

vg vs vg
na
vidya

>>530118737
That's not how it works! Did you complete your quest?

is this drawing website supposed to be safe?

nom

>>530119164
>>530118919
Designed for sex.

just redid the eyes for my sera pic... what do you all think...?

Alas, the despair, the devastation...

>>530119409
I did an at home facetime call haha, fuck going down to a urgent care. Oh no.... I got addicted to goat horn. crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch

dont worry
i hate
me too
captcha rgggg

>>530120098
lookin good

>>530120313
>tazmir is an anime girl
no... not him... not my goat...

vg +1

>>530120107
you fucking faggot aoe rejoin the vg LEAVE RANKED

>>530120406
dont w0prrru
i ahte me
rtotyoo
noo verification rewuoqnred

>>530120195
Jesus man. Get well soon.

>>530119508
yes

vg vs vg bets

>>530120789
Bottom should win everytime but theres probably clinical retardation

Goodnight homos.

>decide to try Wild Rift
>Teemo's Move Quick is now a small little dash in a direction and then MS up
>new ability thats essentially Twitch Invis except he gets AS after appearing
>little faggot rat can literally walk righr up to you totally invisible, poke you for a.fajr amount, and then gets away extremely easily
>late game if you're a squishy ADC he can appear right next to you and instantly kill you
Fuck this

>>530121427
even SHITstorm got diamond on two servers
might need to grind up
captcyhat kywsnig

Queen Eliseabeth

>>530120643
yeah yeah yeah now let me blow my nose on those goat ears.

What to play to climb out of silver
I consistenly win my lane but I guess that just doesnt matter HUH

almost 6 days since i uninstalled i'm already itching to play

>>530118095
not me but yeh anons are free to add me if they'd like. just lemme know you're doing that so I don't mistake you for a random bot account

>>530121738
Oh no! We're losing him!

prophet malzahar(peace be upon him)

this splash art is too pretty for its ingame equivalent. bleh.

>esports are over
>every post is the exact same daily "my character is cute. i like sex. and i like her!" post

>>530122957
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Why would ANYONE pick yone over yasuo
Also how do i play yone

>maxed out on runepages
champs for this feel?

>>530122957
>esports is going on
>every post is just "OMG I WANT TO FUCK THE FEMALE CASTER"

>>530121432
yeah mobile games are for thirdies who cant afford a pc and all mobile game developers should just be killed

ngl bros... I'm pretty upset. LPL is obviously very good but it sucks that they've reverted to the role of being underdogs against the best LCK teams. Korea always winning is so fucking lame. I want to see another team like IG come in and just booty blast Faker, Chovy, Zeus, Keria, etc.

https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/Universe:Stellacorn
they made a wiki page for her?

>>530118095
unless you're tazmir, lyra, or king brown, kekaroo.

>>530123893
>king brown immediately unfriended jelly when she rejected him.

>>530123432
i didn't see a lot of that. it was a lot of the opposite.

>smurfing in plat
>red kayn (me), ahri, seraphine taking baron
>"u tanking baron tells me everything i need to know about your knowledge"
>"u do less damage to baron if ur tanking"
What gives these subhuman freak Seraphine mains their insane ego? They're playing one of the easiest champions in the easiest role in the game. Yes, I know I do reduced damage if I'm tanking, but I'm a full health bruiser and you're a support building no defensive stats. God, I hate Seraphinefags.

>>530122458
love this goat holding banana<3
we should play aren when i'm feeling better, I need better poro shield icons than the damn wood one I have!

>>530122957
esports cucks be like
>dis mf my goat

>>530124427
>ask Malphite "why aren't you building tank, we need some frontline."
>him: "you clearly don't know how to play Kayn, he is a tank and you should be frontline!"
The Malphite in question.

>>530124708
fake image

>>530122957
riven is cute. i like sex. i like her!

result

another

2 star reveal

>>530125194
>NA igniting and solo ulting my clone
so this is the power of the american super server

>>530125194
noc is kind of an S+ tier pick in vgs if you think about it
>people are picking random fights cause its a custom
>or they're just wandering around not paying as much attention as they would be if it were a real game
seems like a free kill every time your ult is up

vouivres knight in 3 star btw

vg bets

>>530125458
gl vs known seraphine lulu yuumi pickers king

>>530124558
You'd better get better. Or else!

>>530124427
im genuinely surprised an enchant support player even knows about the baron debuff.

*deletes 80% of your hp from invisibility*

>>530125774
her retard dance triggers me when she shows up in tft

Funny that all it took was aurora showing up in esports to take her from trollpick to the most overpowered champ in the game in most peoples eyes

>>530124938
I mean its low silver is this really a surprise? Also IDK if u can play armour malph and match wu on side

>>530125579
youre right its a shame theres certain people that get away with picking their mains every game

>>530125601
I will, just need to borrow this goat for a few days.
>>530126045
The point is don't tell me wtf to play when you fed 0/6 pre lvl 6 in lane. I have nearly 1 mil mastery on Kayn across my accounts, I know what i'm doing.

>>530125437
build your own server if you dont like it

>>530126006
"aurora is weak" has always been a psyop by handless people who can't even pikot her straightforward kit

>>530126006
no one thought or thinks either of those things. wtf is this narrative?

>>530126598
>>530126006
she was never trollpick and npcs gonna npc.
shes balanced, but now im pretty sure shes gonna get nerfed thanks to all this unwarranted attention

>>530126197
No! But don't you worry! I'll make sure that she's Ulting for you.

*raids Riot hq and shuts down league of legends*

>>530124427
If possible you should let a zero damage retard tank it (like Seraphine). I always try to tank objectives as support when speed is key.

vg vs vg
na
vidya

last one didnt happen

>>530126750
>balanced
whatever you say auroratranny. get ready to give up your inflated elo

>>530127785
why are you protecting bellamy and topdank

somebody post the results now i wanna make fun of majin's egirl tranny bellamy

vg bets

>>530127919
>>530128004
#notherfault

>>530128115
it always is retard

>>530126750
>hes gonna get nerfed thanks to all this unwarranted attention
kek rip another champ pro play jailed

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Sona is the biggest rape-bait ever.

im

im actually scared about her getting proplay jailed. pls pls pls dont nerf her because the 0.0001% of the playerbase is abusing her...

>>530126197
Well you were telling him what to do as well. I wouldn't even bother interacting with him

>>530128685
you will join skarnerfags soon

>>530127879
i have no elo smoothbrain
>>530128391
you two know each other?

>>530128568
brave

Crafts?
Disenchants?
Rerolls?

>>530128115
#notherfault

>Irelia build bork first again.

please... i need keys so bad...

>>530130056
pay up, boy

>>530130056
>honor lvl 0 be like

>>530130829
i'm honor 3

>get Morde in arena
>get the prismatic that gives AP and AD
>build gunblade and nashors
>get the augment that converts AD to AP
>hmm I wonder
>get bloodmail and that gold att speed item
>getting 800-1k ap
>get gold for Anvils
>more ap/ad combo anvils and soon im hitting 1600 ap
Jesus. GNM.

>>530130885
lol
lmao

Briar freakin' won

>>530131105
good night

>Team constantly pings me to do objectives as the JG
>Do objective 15seconds later
>Team doesn't come
>I get 5manned
>I still win dragon solo
>Repeat 3 more times
Fuck my cunt of a team.

>>530130056
Time to oink oink piggy
>>530131105
I did my highest ever damage in an league of legends game in arena today. 290k damage

Can't believe Majin's a vg terrorist now.

>>530131982
>>>>>>>>>>>>now

>>530132065
He has become much more obsessed with winning lately.

would you rather
>lb gf who can clone herself multiple times
or
>neeko gf who can only clone herself once but can make herself look like anybody else (take care not to damage her ego though)

>>530132197
neeko wouldn't give a shit she's getting cucked

vg result

another

>>530132197
lb can look like anyone too though

>>530131592
That's just every team. Really there's only one correct way to play jungle in soloque
>while doing first clear watch every lane
>make an educated guess as to who your least retarded laner is
>play around them and try to get both of you fed in laning phase
>give up objectives on the opposite side of the map
>usually they're grateful or reciprocal and will follow your pings or plays
>roam as a duo and force fights and objectives you can win
The difference between trying to 1v9 and trying to 2v8 is massive. Save yourself the trouble of trying to win every lane

>>530132357
ok but in this scenario she can't. she just looks like lb. pre-asu lb if you want

>>530132197
LB clones copy people in lore no?
They also have full consciousness and believe they are the original so that sounds dangerous
Neeko for me desu

vg +3
na
vidya

>>530132630
No.

>>530129436
Reroll everything and get shamrock malphite

>>530132821
i ended up getting an orb from the pass, and I got a shitty blitzcrank skin shard, so i rerolled it alongside the lux and the vayne skin. And I got this shit
also, how bad are they going to ruin Shamrock Malphite once he gets a VGU?

>win a teamfight
>40 second death timers
>tell everyone we win
>ping the enemy base
>team spends 30 seconds doing dragon instead
Seriously why do people do this?
When you look at the death timers and then look at the wave crashing their nexus tower a calculation takes place.
20 second timers? Nah go for dragon and reset. 40 second timers? That's enough to end. At 30 seconds MAYBE it could go either way.

>>530132821
4chan malphite is based though

>>530128685
With Fearless Draft being prominent, and it has been getting a ton of praise, it should be almost impossible for champions to be proplay jailed now, unless the balance team doesn't want to think that way for some reason.
If anything, they should begin to remove champions from pro play jail.

>>530117483
Man, Zeri truly has no shame

>>530132197
I would rather a real person

vg +1

why didn't anon show up?

vg bet

>>530133195
>reroll 3 520rp skin shards
>literally get one of the skins I just rerolled
Fuck riot games and fuck that street shitting jeet ceo

>every adventure is better with a friend
not always nunu. sometimes the road trip adventure you're on with your girlfriend ends with her fucking two random dudes she met at a bar on one of your stops and driving off in your car with them, leaving you stranded in a different state with no wallet and her sending you cruel texts and images laughing at your pain and confusion
not always

>>530130056
please... I need chests....

>>530134008
very bad math
results will prove me wrong

>>530134503
give me your keys...? i'll give you nothing :D

>>530134593
literally would if I could man. I dont get chests and dont need keys for anything

Hot springs spread so far

Join magma: https://magma.com/d/KVHhFHWeKZ

>>530134740
>need to make an account
no

>>530134740
yordle rape

>>530134797
just make an second email, chud.

>>530134845
no.

>>530134302
hang in there anon...

>>530134740
WOWZA!!!

>>530134797
>>530134907
nta but you can use shit like tempmail
There's also a method to join without an account, but I forgot what you're supposed to do.

reminder that Nami is soft

>>530134740
>cutting off the Zeri
Wise choice
>cutting off the Ribbon
Me sad

>>530134740
man i really need to learn how to draw...

>>530135203
Gotta leave some surprises :3

omg cant wait to never use it

Can they buff Luggs to have a map long R like in Wild Rift

>>530135458
yes it should be a true global!

>>530132384
I was more just saying that 4 niggers complaining about me not doing objectives but they prioritize stealing my gromp over helping me to do the dragon or pushing sides.

it should genuinely be global

>>530135556
>>530135606
And she should get her passive when she shields too
Luggs rework when ???

>electricity back after 24hrs
should I trust it and play ranked now? or at least check if I have 1 minute or 5 minutes of low prio queue

>>530134740
>tazmir jerking off to velkoz's tentacles

>>530134740
why do the magma draw themes always have be weird?

>>530135606
Her farts?

>>530136104
It’s the same theme as the league skinline we’re getting this month doe

>>530134740
>no hot springs briar
Nerumasu

>>530136104
weird brings creativity

>Arena
>partner picks ezreal im ashe
>Entire game is me 1v2ing as ezreal cant hit a single Q
Is there arena elo?

>mundo with 700 heartsteel stacks, giga-swiftness boots, spirit visage, ocean soul, warmogs, bloodmail and titanic hydra
>demolishes my turret for half its total hp every 45 seconds

>>530136104
>weird
It's based on the hot springs skinline. It was gonna be Pool party otherwise. Also how is a hot springs weird? lol

>>530136354
If you ask me, because of this I think the Demolish rune is going to get either ultra nerfed or even removed.

>>530136337
yea and you just outed yourself as being a bob

>>530136226
I got you. Later though.
Any preferences?

>>530136605
BASED
>Any preferences?
She's eating the onsen yuzus or doing some other gremlin like behavior

>>530135110
Warm Fish.

>>530136354
>arena chogath with steel your heart, adAPt, and bloodmail
>ults you for 4k true

vroooom

>reinstalled after 6 days
why do i even bother

>>530136504
maybe but riot would have no idea what to replace it with. Look at what they did to inspiration, for example of butchery.

>>530136226
Drew a very low quality doodle of her up to no good in the corner, but Ill always support additional Briars

vg results

another ?

>>530137813
cute doodle but she looks innocent to me

>>530137930
Consider me SHOCKED that a mordekaiser lost. Whats even the fucking point of that champ

>>530137319
not a chance, we're getting ice cubes

now that the dust has settled, why was Mel such a flop?

>>530137995
always ban mordekaiser

>>530137995
>Whats even the point of that champ
Bonk

Hi lolg

>>530137940
True, shes just trying to clean the pool of any debris so people can swim safely

>>530138060
BONK!

vg bets

>>530138169

i look forward to the weekend because the weekday is lonely. the weekend is also lonely.

>>530138029
Shes not allowed to be a flop since shes Riots new mascot, she is however an abomination of design

>>530138005
Them Ice cubes are coming!

really don't want to play this dogshit game lead by phreak the brain cancer patient but this decay is such a hamster wheel mechanic to get the mazies addicted and sadly I am one of them

>>530138180
euro ahh picks

>>530138616
at least you're aware of it
>>530138376
they're just days and they go by like nothing (because thats what they are)

>>530138236
sorry I didn't mean it

anyone down for some arenas?

Briar is just Shiro from Deadman Wonderland.

>>530136104
deprived for sex since they don't get any irl

>>530138565
ok, now call Janna

Will we ever get real pool party skins again? We just got malphite and twitch(this one shouldn't exist) but will we see real ones again? What is riot so afraid of, they'll clearly sell well

>>530139807
unironically surprised a twitch main hasn't shot up riot HQ for that pool party skin

save one, kill the rest

>>530138742
i guess so i look forward to those days for potential that someone will like to spend the time with me but alas.... sigh

>>530140056
I kill (you), parasocial faglord. Talk about the fucking game already.

>>530139945
>you'll never see an autist wearing a trench coat and swim mask holding phreak hostage with a coconut on the news
It's not fair

>>530140247
somebody is jelly

>>530135458
Honestly? I agree.

>>530139773
I already tracked her down. But she wasn't being friendly.

>>530140056
Zeri because he talks about the game all the time without goonposting, or none because most of the avatarfags take away what I like about the characters I like.

>>530134740
Funny how lolg artfags make for better artists than current riot games ai generated artists.

>>530140601
rank the gooners

>>530140579
he's one of the most flirty posters here though

Sona here, AMA

>>530140416
she doesn't have to be friendly - she's getting paid for it

>>530140056
You forgot Morgana poster, he deserves to die too. I would save niggasmolder anon, least annoying ritual poster by far

>>530140889
This fanart makes no sense anymore since they force the support item on you now.
What a fucking soulless game.

>>530140938
judging by how much his mom and dad get sick he won't last long either

This game is so soulless now I'm pissed for the rest of the day. Fuck you, lolg.

>>530140815
Haven't seen that or at least didn't read much into it, still better than the past 3 threads who were ERPing dens for the Kindred poster.
I could probably make a small list but I don't want to get banned and the thread doesn't deserve that kind of effort either.

ERPers are the lifeblood of lolg whether you newfriends like it or not.

>>530141028
duoq

>>530141237
Zeri is underrated fap fuel

>>530141248
MY DUO DOESN'T WANT TO DUO WITH ME

vg result

another soonish maybe

>>530141237
Zeri is overrated fap fuel. Pinoys are gross, they're the Mexicans of asia and their woman hit the wall at birth

Damnit every time the Neeko uses clone she does the Neekocopter!!
>shoooshooshooshooshooshoo

>>530141365
damn team 2 really tried! +25 inhouse mmr!!!!

>>530141358
gift them a skin

My duo doesn't care if i live or die

>>530141471
its not my fault botlane sprinted it

nvm vgs done gn 8)

anyone aram swiftplay draft arena rank NA

>>530141634
lies

>>530140912
Maybe she should. Get that judgmental look off her face.

>>530141650
is this a dumbdigger alt sccount?

>>5301417560
no thats graveyardgooner

IF RIOT WANTS ME TO STOP LEAVING GAMES, THEN MAYBE STOP GIVING ME BOTTOM OF THE TRASH FILLED TEAMMATES THAT JUST RUN IT DOWN AND NEVER HELP IN OBJECTIVES

>>530141634
WHY ARE VGS DONE WHY DO YOU HATE US

>>530140056
Can i be an avatarfag if the champion is taken or is it 1perperson kind of thing?

>>530141634
HOST THE NEXT ONE

>>530141365

>>530141948
We have like 7 briarfags and they all just share the title, go ahead

>>530141948
Go ahead and use a champion that is taken, after all it is a battle of mental illness to have final claim.

>>530141948
We desperately need an actual good Soraka poster since the original one died

>>530141732
money can fix everything, especially with Janna

>>530141358
>>530141516
>>530140125
there are many like us but there is one me

I need to nut on Vex's fat ass

>>530142163
Why are all 4 yordle girls anal coded?

>>530142163
same

pretty sure pic related isnt one avatarfag

>>530142074
based

>>530142274
Hnnng I want to grope and slap and poke and kiss and lick that so badly

also there are lots of vexposters

finally there are many imitations but I am the original. The first and the last. And the imitator can go the fuck back to redddit

>>530142398
There's only really like 2
The others just want to masturbate

pumping

Anyway. Bye.

>>530142518

>>530142087
The original one transformed into another avatarfag.

>>530142518
I do not understand the implications here

>>530142678
Wait!!

>>530142767
Gwen is confused how her glasses stay on her face because the glasses don't have arms. Aurora shows her that she glues the glasses to her face.

I demoted from master and the whole team flamed me last game...

no more vgs then?

>>530142871
I'm not convinced, gwen is only confused after she pull out glue. I think it's more likely she's threatening to glue gwen for stealing her glasses and making her look ugly

>>530143114
I think you have autism

>>530142695
nunu is bulgarian why are they drawing him to be asian

What are the things that really REALLY make you lose it on this shitty game?
For me its when the enemy team is playing coordinately and always helpful with each other since early while my team ignores all pings and just autistically farm, never leaving lane even if a fight is right beside them on the river
That's when I know the game is over too

>>530143114
this is level 800 600 games 49% winrate gold 2 thinking

>>530142087
Sorry I only play heterosexual champions, the last time i played soraka was season 2

>>530143295
>start game
>ping laners to watch jungle entrances or at least ward
>they all afk under towers until minions hit lane
>get invaded
>laners bitch that I'm not getting objectives or ganking because I'm behind
Surefire way to make me not give a fuck about winning that game anymore

>>530142518
Obviously the comic shows that wearing auroras glasses magically makes all jewelery you're wearing disappear. When Gwen asks how, aurora just shows her that she likes to sniff glue

>>530143623
>jewelry
those are stitches...

>>530143295
>1v3 against enemy support and jungle
>no objectives, no ganks from any teammates
>support writes "i pinged" when enemy support actually comes to my lane for the third time
>"what, what are you upset about" in response to my spam pings on the losing against a solo immobile adc bot lane
>team game 0 fucking team, all effort 0 reward

>>530143295
When the jungler tries to force a losing play and spam pings me for not following him to certain death
Yeah buddy we would have 100% won the crab at level 3 even though we were 2v4

>>530143837
I normally mute pings at this point, 99% of the time are just spam or useless because of terrible timing
And I absolutely despise teammates that think that because they pinged MIA, they already did all they could instead of following their enemies

lolg cock

>>530144312

>>530144171
>instead of following their enemies
its not even that they need to follow they just need to do anything about it, they dont push they dont pressure they dont kill, one of the people in their lane effectively went afk and absolutely nothing about their play changes.

>win two games pretty hard
>can directly feel the EOMM kick in next match when i get an ivern support who roams in enemy jungle all game and a feeding zed player
>enemy player skill is also noticeably far far higher across the board
These sorts of things can't be purely coincidental. It's turning me into a schizo conspiracy theorist.

does anybody wanna play one, maybe two normals
i'll play anything but jungle
i'll be afk for 5-10 minutes but if you send a friend request or message i'll get to it soon
tag is #NA1

>>530144312
Hey...

>>530144665
hi

>>530144752
wanna gag on my extremely average 6.5 inch lolg cock babe?
league of legends buff vex

>>530144351
is aurora really like that?!

Goodnight /lolg/, remember to take breaks and stay hydrated during your gaming session. Its getting very hot out there.

>>530144001
I thought first crab was so bad that its not worth fighting for? Maybe its cause im pisslow.

>>530145195
*slaps shens ass*

>>530145075
no

>>530145029
Nta but can I?

>>530144312

>>530145029
maybe

>>530145253
*farts aggressively in retaliation*

>>530145256
wow, what a bitch

>>530145450
RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Scott Gelbs farting on peoples faces again KILL HIM NOWOWWWWW

keria sucking my cock

Your Support pick is troll and useless if it doesn't have hard CC.

>>530144171
Matching a play by just following them i feel like is almost always a worse choice than doing any other action. They are doing the play because they have some kind of intrinsic tempo lead. Personally I would hardshove and proxy the next wave as well so I can get a good recall.
>>530143465
Heard this is really bad in NA

It's actually crazy how accurate I was with all my predictions this MSI.
I knew BLG was dogshit I rated them behind CFO and FLY.
Here's the next matches:
AL>CFO (this will be close)
FLY>BLG (3-1)
GenG>T1

>>530145631
gumayusi....

>lost another game because despite roaming botlane often and show up for botlane objectives, our botlane was useless
I don't have an alright kda at the end of game because I play for kda, I have kda because I try to play in team while ending up being pointless most of the time. Baus was onto something when he bulldozed with Sion and it's that is pointless to rely on the team.

>>530145524
i thought they were slapping each other's balls back when tryndamere and morello still worked there

*fucks your wife while you wear a very small cock cage*

>>530145256
She only says this to you btw.

junglers be like "try to win your lanes" but teemo be like "nah im tryin' jack off to gay porn"

>>530145631
this is adc keria

good meowning lolg
>drawpile zeri
very based work. holding the monster can too she just like me fr fr

>>530146416
Hot!

>>530146937
league of legends?

>>530146968
League of Legends?

>eu wakes up
>nothing but horny posting

>>530147237
morning wood

>>530147237
why are they like this?

>>530147237
Still more bearable than na hours.

>>530147237
hornyposts such as
>>530145524
>>530145845
>>530145979
>>530146190
>>530146390
>>530146515
>>530146519
>>530146604

>>530147337
Luggs...

syndra kicking me in the balls for not playing her properly

>>530147381
Im not EU though, don't associate me with those muhammads

>>530147423
giwtwm

>>530147506
Which one?

>>530147527
lugs

alright im gonna post my GARBAGE games and fish for more webms if something funny happens
todays goal is not lps but these 2 chests

WARNING TO GOLD ELO NA-ANONS
I AM IN QUEUE TO PLAY LUX MID WITH PTA

thankfully I'm only into children

>just wanted 1 (one) game to prevent decay tonight
>end up losing 150lp
>can't end on a loss

>Vi
>Cait
>Leona
>Diana
>Neeko
>Nami
>Fiora
>Ambessa
>Rell
>Nidalee
>Renata
>Samira
>MF
>Evelynn?
Around 30% of GenZ women identify is queer, and around 20% of female champs in league seem to be such, so there is still around 10% gap until we get to be representative of modern standards
Lux, Jinx, Taliah, Irelia, Riven seem like the next candidates.

>>530147760
>Lux
they'll never do it, it would piss the chinks off too much.

>>530147721
What happened to her legs?

they should fix these jpegs, not only are they not aligned properly at times but this ones squished

>>530147871
Lost them 3 games ago

>>530147871
yasuo eq

>>530147760
gen z is retarded and have attention deficit disorder because they're raised on tiktok

>>530147871
lost them in the GP ult

>>530148146
>someone wasted their time photoshopping this

>>530147946
CUTE SONA

>>530147760
Taliyah is a femboy has cute small feminine penis(caged) and isn't a girl so can't be lesbian.

>>530148218
>photoshop
lol

>>530148146
it was a sex on vex performance true

>when the adc sissy gets uppity again

https://files.catbox.moe/j6xgrf.jpg

nobody ever wanted me for aram clash

>>530149439
>tristana
is she a sissy champ though?

>>530149518
>lewd
>extremely manhandleable
>bratty

you tell me

i died after doing so well aaaaaaaaaa grrrr

>>530149607
a champ being sissy is about the mains though

>>530149883
It's also about what type of people the champ would attract, and I can definitely see Tristy being eyed by such anon. Also adc is the sissy role, so it just fits.

>>530149607
>extremely manhandbleable
She's probably stronger than you are anon.

>enemy midSISSY is a kda player
>has the faker Ahri skin
>they lose despite having a much better kda than me
many such cases

syndra getting fat because of overeating

>>530150424
slightly less brown and sort of looks like Nidalee?
MADE for Neeko.

>>530150146
we dont have any tristana sissies though

Tristana is one of the LEAST sissy adc champs.
She literally jumps onto retards heads and shoots them with a handheld cannon.

>>530150669
But this is why it's hot to imagine her in instant loss scenarios.

>>530150776
She's a yordle.
Yordle's are Runeterra's most beloved children.
They are literally immune to instant-loss.

>>530150669
adcissies talking back like this is exactly what gets them raped so often

>>530150378
needs to be fatter imo

>>530149607
trist has a lot of skins what the fuck

>>530150859
do you think there is a limit to yordle's magic?

>>530150246
Literally me.
I can finally rest in peace

who is the most fuckable yordle?

tristana is the adc main's payback towards the rest of the rift. the destroyer of chuds.
and she's also really fun to play

>>530151383
poppy honestly

>>530151383
here's a pic to make the decision easier

https://files.catbox.moe/owtqde.jpeg

>promo game
>2/11 ADC who dealt less damage than the support
>Completely useless midlaner who barely dealt more damage than the support
I AM LOSING IT

Ah yeah! nothing like deal with plat retards.

>>530151487
lulu?

>top laner refuses to help mid and jgl all game to get fed
>eventually intentionally goes in 1v3 and feeds his massive 1000g bounty to kayle and we lose
gee thanks for ruining our games so you could personally throw it by yourself

>alt account never gets flamers and inters on its team
>games are a breeze, sometimes i carry, sometimes i get carried
>main account constantly gets 30 yo balding raging turks every other game on its team
>every game is an absolute struggle and i need to carry every single time if i want to win

>>530151487
these mexican grandmas looking hot

if i change my setup to this i will hit masters

>>530151815
I am plat on my alt and gold 4 on my main
I have inting retards in like 30% of games on my main, its unbearable

>>530151808
let me guess you are duo mid/jg
why should top do your job birdbrain

>>530114229
just play support, the coinflip between adcs is irrelevant, and you have as much impact as a jungler, while you can have the iq of roadkill. support "players" aren't human.

>>530151763
What about her?

Ho do you use nafiri with the rework. I dont get when youre supposed to summon dogs or go untargetable. Is it just a judgement call?

>>530116753
wp anon

it had to be done, this skin is pure sex

>>530151987
nigga doesn't have anything to say so he just spams porn to keep the thread somewhat active and also because he has a fetish for announcing when he is mastrubating and since he is a permamently online shut in neet it's nearly 24/7 except when he is sleeping for 3 hours a day

>>530124938
isn't it better for him to just go glasscanon, suicide bomb viktor and or jinx and then you and vayne clean up

beat is black because it was stolen

zzzzz

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>530152474
Does every general have to be filled with porn-addicted niggas? Like, EVERY SINGLE ONE has porn as a thumbnail or at least softcore. When everyone does it, it ruins the "click here to see sexy girls!" charm. Also, who are porn posters posting for? Themselves? Like, why are people wasting hours of their day posting porn in a 4chan general? I genuinely hate this place so much.
it brings me so much cancer. Too bad I am a masochist, so I will continue talking here.

>>530153539
people like erping

>>530153539
yeah we should talk about reworks and post more screaming bears

>>530153539
they just like to spam their cropped porn or safe horny images for attention. its a shame the majority of the posters here can't go a minute without looking at fictional tits or ass

>>530119164
>currently on 2 (two) medications that prevent or otherwise make orgasm near impossible to achieve
>sit around for hours over a 4 day weekend in a weird loop of league and trying to get there
Lexapro and Strick-something I mean holy fuck.
>yes i also main yuumi since i'm shaky a lot

>>530153539
>>530153804
Lmao what are the odds.

>>530153804
>>>>>>lexapro

>>530154009
?

>>530154096
my condolences

>>530154279
Shit sucks.

>>530154350
some of my friends were on it, SSRIs just seem awful to be on in general. take care of yourself anon

>inter on my team
>lose
>inter on enemy team
>win
It has been like that in EU plat for the past 2-3 days dont know why there are so many actual inters and ragequitters all of a sudden

>>530153539
>general
its not just generals its every thread on the website theres only brain drolling retards left
go to /a/ and all threads are "which anime girl poop would you eat anime" go to /v/ and its all "which videogame girl poop would you eat videogames"
go to any thread in sp during a game of any sport and 70% of the posts are third world flags spamming porn

why do mage abusers get to have two liandrys but i can't combine steraks and maw

>>530153786
Porn addiction is really a bad thing in modern society. A bit off topic, fuck the mods, but porn is genuinely so bad for you.
LITERAL brain rot. It ruins your brain, and the fact that porn companies want to promote it to young kids is so fucked up; they want to get them addicted early.
>>530153610
Extremely disturbing behavior. I used to be in a Discord similar to this also about League, people acted in a similar fashion.
Genuine weirdos. One got doxxed for being a 30-year-old obese freak from Albania, and he was dating an 18-year-old Estonian girl (whom he had been dating since she was 16). By freak, I also mean tranny.
>>530153615
Honestly, Riot deserves all the hate they get when they make reworks. It's really sad that Riot, the company, is not what it used to be. Maybe one day we will see it become good again. a few more death threats should do the trick.
My cousin used to tell me the reason why they do the rework is not to modernize the champ but to alienate the audience that loved it and to also on purpose make the champ only for esports and not for casual. It's 100% on purpose because Riot knows League is dying and wants to get the last few dollars before the MMO release in a few years. He is also a jackass and told me that I am not allowed to be emotionally attached to my favorite champ because it's parasocial. I mean, he is kind of right, but I just really love my mains and the world of Runeterra.

>>530154718
to be fair theres only like 3 champs in the game that want liandrys its troll to build it outside brand lillia and ??

>>530154792
Heimerdinger need's it

>>530154792
singed needs liandrys to be even half a champion

>>530154792
brand lillia malzahar vladimir zyra anivia swain cassio morgana azir

>Minuite 28
>Kayle is level 17 and has 3 items
Was this guy just good or is this normal in higher Elo? Ripped our team a new asshole

>>530154792
Also nunu builds liandry

*falls asleep while playing this boring ass game*

>>530155004
Outskayled, the champ is designed to evolve through out the game and becomes a fucking MENACE regardless of how useless they were all game.

>>530155064
Stop playing Yuumi then

>>530155064
Doesn't happen if you're playing Mordekaiser
I love playing Mordekaiser, he's such a good rework. One of the best. I love when I send people to the Death Realm and frickin' BONK them. I can't help but shout out loud "You're going to Brazil!" every time I ult someone. What a good rework.

>>530124938
Just fucking had some cringe Kayn abuser on enemy team run a train on all of us and I kept imagining it was you. I got angrier and angrier and tilted off the face of the rift. Fuck YOU and fuck your overloaded ass unkillable champion. In fact, I hate all of these impossible to kill "non-tanks" that do assassin damage. Kayn, Vi, Lee sin, Jarvan. They can engage, murder like 3 people before dying and have 70% chance of straight up just getting away. In kayn's case, disengage after murdering everyone, gets out, comes back through the wall full health and does it to the last 2. You can't really focus them either because there's always a cuck adc sitting back autoing everyone's hp away in seconds.

>>530154750
you're more mentally ill than any porn poster
unaware loser

>>530155121
Yes but I am used to this happening at minute 40
And dive comps with enough CC still fuck her anyway. But when she is this far ahead in the game its unbearable, and I dont know how it happened. Should a jungler just camp and towerdive her on repeat?

adcs are NOT cucks
adcs are NOT sissies

>>530155064
i've done this before playing arams..

>>530155064
Play TFT then !

>>530153539
Pornposters are worse than the spammer, because the spammer posts his shit either ironically or as a form of shock content to make the thread disgusting to use. The issue however, lies in the fact that the spammer gets rightfully banned while the attention-deprived, hoeless, friendless, fatherless, desperate for attention and forever (FOREVER) alone fag-niggers who literally do cuckold erp here do not. Flay every jannoid swine along with the 2 adjacent generations of their families.
>>530153615
Trvke

>>530155440
>be MIDBVLL
>walk bot lane
>use my Lux bind on your sissy support
>give her a light show orgasm
>leave

>adcs are NOT cucks

GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK

>adcs are NOT sissies

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

my favorite otp is playing other champions.....
it's fucking over...

just got home i'm so tired.
anybody wants to do 1 arena or double up? euw or na
thanks

>>530155737
>be tristana
>presses W on your head
>drops bomb down your chimney
>jumps out before enemy botlane can respond
mad? i know i would be

>>530155517
I miss the last set

>GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>530155940
>just got home
>at this time
are you russian or something zm

>>530155737
>>530155941
>Be TOPCHAD
>be 0/5/0
>walk through mid
>2 tap the mage fairy
>blow up the turret in 3 seconds
>walk bot
>2-tap the ADKEK and his tranny e-gf
>take that turret too
Pleasure doing business

i love low iq blind engages, we wonned

>be TOPCH-ACK!

>>530155948
Same honestly. I'm hoping next set has some fun shenanigans. I miss double Ekko so much.

>>530156027
no i had to get lunch with family.

>>530156153
What the FUCK happened?

>>530156291
they murdered her
tentacle AD from 120% to 100%

Time to cry queue on a sunday because I can't play mid despite all the coaching

>>530155776
I say this as a janna main

>>530156086
>W's away
>uses second W and lets tower kill you if you try to chase
thanks for playing mundosister. get to 2 items and a rank 2 ult first then try doing that

>>530155684
Damn, I used to like you but
>blacked porn spammer defender
yeah fuck you.

>>530155684
that guy literally ai gens child league champ nsfws

>>530156291
He stood on the ghost
Probably no armor too

>>530155684
Pornposters can be filtered, the spammer changes his MD5s with every post
Both of them are pests

>>530154929
>>530154998
>>530155031
those are all troll builds lyandris has been a bad item for a very long time now people is very slow to catch up

Are health-stackers just broken or is it an item problem?

>>530156772
he has literally begged the spammer to start posting before this is not new

>>530156975
There are no items in the game to deal with them. Either you ban their champs or you draft around the possibility that they might pick one or you just lose

>>530156975
the items/runes counters to hp aren't great rn

I wanna eat akali's excrements

>>530156975
are these health stackers in the room with us

>>530155737
>kills you because you focused the supportflea instead of the main character
Thank you for your charity work.

>>530157029
I see, fuck that faggot then.

xth for Irelia farts polluting the thread.

>>530157181
>bruisers abusing sundered BC steraks
>mages abusing roa liandrys bloodletters rylais
>some tanks back to rushing warmogs

>>530157259
More like you're sitting behind the tower like a cuck, as I fuck your support in front of you.

>building the items intended for you is abuse now

>>530157876
Honestly, that's hot.

>teammates ignore my pings
>teammates die
>teammates blame me

sitting behind your support while I fuck your tower

>>530157964
>average adc main

>>530157876
If my support is Braum in this scenario maybe ill rub one out, if it's anyone else you are contributing to my Infinity Edge fund im not even watching that pathetic display.

>>530158165
you die in 2 spells lmao

adcs are getting exposed in this thread big time

Seraphine mid/adc with support items and seraphs is the stupidest thing i have played so far but i keep winning on it
This might be my ticket out of emerald

I just blew a load to a bbw
Champs for this feel?

Counterpicked by malphite in the first game because the whole world is against me and every bronze noob has a ptsd ingrained yasuo counter despite sylas and a billiojpom other hitlerpicks existing: check

Jungler never ganking me: check

Jungler starting objectives randomly and getting me killed tyring to help because no good deed goes unpu8nished when satan rules over this rapeplanet: oh my science, it's freaking checked

>steal baron but had no way out so I die since the entire enemy team was on it
>my team decides to try fighting them and we get aced
That's not how you use a baron steal.

>>530158214
that's why you focus the adc instead

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Yorick midscope flop so hard?

>>530155737
>luxtranny leaving his tower ever if the jungle didnt order him to
thats how you know this is an erp

Wich champions are into bbc?

how are the adc mains of lolg gonna respond to this one

>>530158628
>tranny out of nowhere
Yeah, you're the type of adcSISSY who gets broken the most.

>carry the game as kassadin in bronze
>get all the inhibs alone
>go back to heal and buy item for baron
>oops my team ignored baron and ran it straight down mid and fed the kayle + aurelion
>we then spend the next 20 minutes slowly losing our lead until it's completely over
very nice game you have here where anyone who picks kayle wins cause people cant stop themselves from feeding their gold streak

>>530147760
troons need to rope asap

any transgirl on NA wanna play some ARAM with me and erp?

Anons.... I dont feel so good

>>530159972
5 game loss streak incoming. phreaknation sends their regards

>>530159972
Gold 1 is really good

This is the respect my Ghei commands on the rift... so before you schizopost me... tyhink twice...

yeah yeah adc weak or whatever laugh it up
just you wait until i get 4 items

>>530159972
Are you ready to drop back down to 0lp? gl anon, riot isn't kind.

I love Lissandra!

>>530159696
ign?

This was the worst weekend yet lolg i dont know how many more i can take

>>530160583
Kohatsune

>>530160746
Cheep up. It's gonna get way worse.

>>530161058
what wrong riven

how would you react if Irelia farted in front of you?

>>530161058
I love this poster.

>>530158604
because they changed too much and fucked up literally every stage of the game for anyone that spent even a single second learning his previous spikes.

>>530160265
>>530160039
>>530160197
I got 1 game dodget in the last second and 1 remake as well as like 5 declined queues since
I feel Riot getting ready to ratfuck me.

Whole world works to torture me 24/7
Duo hates my guts and wants me dead
Boyfriend nonexistent
No replies to my blogposting


But good players still get rewarded...

how am i still honor 3? what did they do to the honor system i play with chat muted 90% of the time and regularly get honors from teammates
am i not allowed to mute now?

>>530161647
I got 6 warnings for negative behavior and I am honor 4

>>530161603
Congratulations I would be your bf but I am not gay or trans

I have winstreaked to d1 88 lp and I am fearing what my next game might hold.

listening to rehab room while fullclearing

>sabotages myself again so I can stop myself from getting a gf.
champs for this feel?

>>530161230
You know, the usual. Life

>>530161647
you need to use chat moderately, honor people every game and get 2+ honors every game

>>530161603
I only got a ryze skin, kinda wish I got this one instead of every other ultimate skins I seem to get

>>530161948
/hug
Hope you have an awesome day riben!

>>530161937
rumble

i hate this
usually when i feel a lot of stress there's an obvious external reason why but over the past few days i've just been feeling it for no discernible reason.
league of legends nerf braum

possibly the general filled with the most crybaby wimps on this entire site
no wonder youre all low elo

>>530162725
type shit

Being low elo is the least of problems

>>530114028
Dive
>>530158325
Git gud

>almost 1000 ranked games in a single season
>hardstuck low emerald
How do these people exist, i would lose interest after 100 games imagine queueing up multiple times a day just for you to not move in the ladder

>>530161603
based, I got Elementalist Lux from a chest too
riotjews SEETHING
also, I tried out the PTA Lux build, and I don't think it's good against other mages/ranged champs, but it should be abusive as fuck against melee

>>530161647
Bruh, ghosting people is verbally abusive. Whether you want to believe so or not. Why even play a team game if that's how you wanna act all the time?

>>530162887
says a lot about our society tbqh

Is this game transfriendly?

>>530161603
>Open good player honor chest
>bandit sivir
At least it wasn't a 5th fucking champion shard in a row, thanks riot!

>>530162883
>>530162725
>>530162779
Just got mvp 4 honors 65% winrate unbroken hiv positive mental doe???
Thoughts??

Why is shen allowed to take my 3/4 of my health bar off of one E?

>>530161948
i miss you nitedew

>48% winrate
>playrate declining every patch
>autoloses to all new champs
How do we fix her, lolg?

>>530163492
She honestly needs a rework, she is one of the most uninteractive champs in the game

>>530163492
We don't! We leave her in the dirt where she belongs.

>>530163615
describe your rework chuddy

>>530163427
because he's a wholesome chungus tank like m*ndo

>>530163418

>>530163720
juggernaut with aoe damage on Q, a pull on E and point and click on R. and some passive % armor pen too

>>530163437
not lmao kill your dog nitedew

>>530163849
Does she open her mouth really wide for some attacks, too? Like a kind of pog face to match her crazy new outplays?

>>530163941
where is her cock?

You wouldn't a fish.

I absoFUCKINGlutely WOULD a fish.

>drututt: whiny polish faggot that gets rich by yelling really loudly on stream and is incredibly cocky despite getting into high elo by playing camille and akshan
>caedrel: literally untermensch-looking subhuman who looks like a rat instead of a proper european male and screeches when he tries to scream
>Nemesis: subhuman tier level of whining and extremely pessimistic, doesnt have anything positive to say about anything, even he's winning

God, I'm so fucking GLAD Europe is getting shit on in League nowadays, those are the top3 EUW streamers and they're all extremely gassable and have completely unlikable personalities

I hope Taiwan or NA overtakes EUW as top3 League region,

>>530163720
Get rid of the shitty spawning tentacles gimmick and soul steal coin flip. New ult shoots tentacles out of her and pulls all enemies in a big circle into her. Maybe give her some kind of stacking mechanic based on her sacrificing minions or kills to her deity

>drake
>grubs
>drake
>herald
>atakhan
>drake
>baron
>drake
Gee, I think there's not enough scripted teamfight objectives to force 5v5s

>>530164337
>Taiwan
not a region, is part of china

>>530164337
Why do you watch streamers you claim to hate?

>>530163939
maybe her W could let her pogscream which does damage to enemies around her in, you guessed it, a circle

>>530159972
Lets goo! Started a few months ago so I feel pretty good about it :)

>>530164634
oh and she'll have a 3 hit passive

>illaoi uninteractive
i guess words just dont mean anything anymore

Also, EUW's best streamer in the past was Dzukill, who was a really chill guy who was also extremely good at yone/yasuo and retired from league because he disliked how unfun the game was getting because of OP champs only getting more buffs

he is 10x more skilled than all of those subhumans combined but doesnt have 1/10th of their ego its insane

reminder no lolesports today

First sign of trouble and I'm out

>>530164927
>dzukill
i miss him..

>>530164927
>because of OP champs only getting more buffs
name twenty

fill challenge https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis

>>530164293
not saying that would, but...

>>530165071
I thought I had many tabs

>>530164927
He was also obese.

>>530165071
good luck dennis

I would a fish, I would a deer and I would a werewolf

I would only want to be hugged.

I would a serial killer, I would an outlaw, I would a pirate

>>530164927
>chill
he was a schizoid crying and flaming constantly

I would a Demacian.

I would a lolg

>>530165719
Which one though?

>>530166198
Garen.

>>530166198
Sona

>>530166198
morg

>>530166198
Tradwife Kayle

After the least deserved win of all time, I have done it.

>>530166619
WHO
H
O

I would .... no one. I hate all of you dirty, disgusting humans.

>>530166121
me?

>>530166698
Me!

>>530163941
those are MADE for Seraphine btw

>>530166759
maybe

>>530166839
tag?

>>530166198
yordles are not that small that is stupid

Kayle? Kayle is Morgana's submissive sister-wife.

>top hovers red side first pick sona
>blue side picks adc 1p
>dont swap with my top because why does he need last pick if he is gonna play sona top
>he locks illaoi and screams bloody murder that he didnt get last pick "I GO TROLL"
normal players

>my friend is on a winstreak
>he suddenly plays 4 games of shaco top
>loses 3 of them
He randomly gets the urge to play stupid shit.
I am glad I wasn't queued with him when he did this.

>>530166884
what for..

>>530167186
iktf

It only takes a week for someone to realize I'm an unsalvageable mentally ill red flag deluxe whiny burden no good sack of shit horrible horrible FREAK
It only takes a week for me to ruin everything FOREVER

>>530166619
Congrats anon! I hope one day I get there too!

>>530167186
my friend peaked Masters last season and is now intentionally keeping Emerald to terrorise them with Sett and Garen adc

>>530167718
>red flag deluxe
At least you're funny

>>530167781
>Intentionally
The last level of cope

>>530167781
is your friend tobias fate lmao?

>>530167718
its gonna be ok i promise

>>530167781
I love playing shitpicks in adc, marksman babbies crying about it in all chat is the best

>>530134740
I like how it blends into one huge drawing.
Next months Pool Party theme should work like that too.

>>530167762
Thank you anonymous! May your ranked games be blessed and your junglers >80 iq!

>>530167897
I swear it's true, he outperforms everyone when he's autofilled top but just loves bullying adcs instead for some reason

>>530166619
i am one 9 game hitlerstreak away from masters please phreak one of these days bless me

>>530167781
opgg

Can Morgana top be good?

Actually, what roles can Morgana still play well? Supp/Mid/Jungle?
Or did they gut her jungle too much?

>>530168389
i was 5 games from lowmasta and went on a 9 game hitlerlosestreak

Can Alliance loot the tusks of mannoroth?

Imagine playing both LoL AND WoW, actually cancer overdose, hope you fix your life anon

>>530168525
Yeah, I'd love to see her on top

>>530169203
>t.Kayle

>>530169257
On top of me

>>530169393
>t.Morgana

>>530169687
the toplaner we deserved

>>530169687
Young Aurora (Sheldon)

>team is up 16 kills by 20 min
>IF you dont count our top whose life goal it was to run the game down because his feefees got hurt in champ select
>>530168747
yeah they can lil homie

Arena isn't fun anymore now that people are just playing OP meta shit to win instead of having fun.

>bravery into illaoi
>get crit healing first augment, first-aid kit second
>radiant virtue prismatic, sundered sky, moonstone, visage
>swain teammate pings my items, allchats "report illaoi trolling" and runs it down every round once they notice my build

>>530169257
>>530169528
They are sisters though!

>>530170636
mhm..

The Coffin of Kayle and Morgana

>>530171028
I'll take Morgana everyday

made another banger dinner for the family, time 2 gaym

>>530172059
i grilled last night and then got drunk and only just got home
league of legends!!!!

S-shower with S-sett... E-erotic...

Play Ekko !

>playing Brand mid
>enemy is Malz
>I literally never get to stun him because he just summons voidlings the moment he see's my animation
very COOL!

>>530172218
lucky gragas

>>530172448
I have been saying a lot of absolutely cracked Ekko players. Guess its because all their main items god buffed couple of months ago.
Before that he was considered D-tier.

>>530172448
But I'm not an estrogenic pussyfaggot that needs a revive.

>>530172448
>ekko gets to jump on you with a point and click blink and then Q you point blank for your whole health bar while running away at 700ms
erm
the counterplay?

>>530173045
just chase him bro dw he won't heal and burst your entire team at the same time in one ablity

>>530172819
Now they just need to buff Protobelt to not feel horrible to build on him, and give us Hextech Gunblade on SR.
>>530172949
Playing for KDA is the only fun thing in this game though...
>>530173045
Stun and root him. That's how I died all but one death, the other one was forgetting to press Zhonya's because I haven't played with it in ~60 games.

Still can't believe people aren't bothered by Vanguard, I use my PC to work from home, one wrong update by Riot and they can fuck my life up massively.
Why isn't the EU fining them or regulating this? Kernel access is basically a malware.

nothingburgerguard

>>530173328
Im not bothered by it cause I just play league on a spare laptop instead.

ekko is 100% a boosted monkey champion

>CFO Junjia's family was hesitant about him becoming a LoL pro player. His grandmother went to a local temple to ask a Taoist deity to ask god If he could pursue this career path. When the god said yes, he decided to go for it. Had the Poe divination not succeeded, he probably would've kept studying.

>>530173328
i play on a spare pc i bought with nothing in it outside of league

>>530173328
I'm bothered but what am I meant to do about it

ekko is fair

>>530172218
mandatory practice for every heartsteel member before they were allowed to join the band

Ekko is GOOD and F U N !

>>530164834
wp

>>530173328
>i'm retarded and can't maintain my pc if anything goes wrong
yeah i'd be scared too.

Okay that's it im joining HEARTSTEEL

>>530174435
this map skin looks sexy as fuck

is it bannable

watched 4hrs of art tutorials and then didnt draw anything
champs for this feel?

To redeem or not to redeem the prestige Kai'sa in the shop right now

>>530174942
riven

>>530174942
Just join the drawpile and do ANYTHING

>>530173328
>one wrong update by Riot and they can fuck my life up massively
then riot owes me a brand new computer and I can finally throw away this cheap piece of shit

Interesting choice of name for that emote...

>>530173328
i doubt their competence, but even more than that i doubt their professionalism. does anyone really believe riot is the kind of company that would do anything to protect users' privacy from sleazy employees?

>>530174942
dont worry, you might just spent a whole year drawing and the best you'll be able to draw is a 10 year olds deviantart slop

>>530168932
like who is this fucking guy talking to? is this a rioter flexing his ability to snoop on lolgs?

did the impossible losing with a twitch lulu jax

>>530175803
someone asked a wow related question here accidentally so being judged for it

>>530174532
Nah just don't talk about it in game ofc
https://runeforge.dev/mods/9e14db78-ec38-43f2-b6e0-db80c193452b

>>530175803
Some discordnigga, they think this is a feed and dont know how to reply to people

how 2 support

its to hot i dont even want to shitpost, send help
league of legends

>>530176425
APCs want engage or very aggressive enchanters who can set them up for kills. Rakan is always a good mix between the two. Taric, and Braum if the enemy support is also engage.

>>530176425
just pick something incredibly passive with lots of disengage so your syndra never gets jumped during lane phase
as long as you survive lanephase 0-0 you have won

malzahar players are crazy elo inflated no?

>>530176692
enemy picked janna so i cant play engage tanks, will have to do with zyra (toplaners yorick otp got taken so this will be a loss me think)

>enemy top picks Akali
>literally ALWAYS gets fed
How come this always fucking happens?
Why cant topCHUDS deal with Akali at all?

Why does mel reflect have to send the spell back AT you instead of where you cast it from?
Like if I'm playing Lux and I have the IQ to move after casting my bind, why do I still get punished when the retarded negro champ presses her instant cast invincible/reflection spell?
Like is reflecting and making her invincible not enough? They need to make it reflect AT the target too?

>>530168932
>finish fortnite dailies
>get a win on league daily
>finish fortnite dailies again as they reset at 15:00
>finish marvel rival dailies
>get an escape in dead by daylight
>skip tekken dailies since game doesn't deserve +1 playercount
overdose? playing multiple games is actually much better for you then running it down mid 15 games a day

>>530174942
can't be any worse than dennis or sorakafag and their fridge tier doodles

>>530177357
because bald ugly retards like phreak and august are in charge of the game so we are never getting an actual normal champion that's not a disgusting piece of shit flop

>>530177357
her reflect is crazy cause at best she has your ENTIRE ULT on a basic ability that AIMS FOR HER lol

>>530177735
yeah, and anything it cant reflect, she just takes no damage from :))))

>>530177650
yunara seems relatively normal

Aurora wants Neeko's FAT carrot...

play arena lol

>>530177786
>champ takes twice as much effort to play against than to actually play
why is this allowed

>>530178353
describes the entire adc role

>>530177956
bunny furrys be like

>watching onzed
>he keeps typing numbers from 1-5 on flashes
>see others doing it aswell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bQ1biPoyjw

that's pretty fucking cool, they just type 1-5 based on loading screen position so
1 top
2 jg
3 mid
4 ad
5 sup

it's not even just him doing it,others are tracking it aswell

>>530177357
Uhhh just force her to hold her W chud? If she has to hold her W and you have to hold your critical teamfight ult thats a win for YOU clearly :^)

>>530177149
longer lane

>>530177149
playing melee against akali is a humilation ritual

>>530179137
source? but only if it has sex

won promo and got a kled camp shard off chest womp womp

You know this general isn't the worst general of lolg because of the spammer and the bad apples, it's not the worst general because of the toxicity and offtopic parasocial garbage, it's the worst general because of your mods being absolute pieces of shit on top of all the above.
Playing Kindred adc until I FUCKING DIE.