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>>529954295
First two monogod dlcs are monogod with order actions. Omens was monogod with neutral destruction races. Tides of Torment will be 2 chaos races with monogods. Which means the Vermintide aka the Skaven are the 3rd race for Tides of Torment.
if a faction is suppose to be the 'tides' in tides of torment that means one of the factions in omens of destructions was the 'omens'....who was it? if none were that means by default the people thinking tides means anything are mentally retarded.
>>530129824Wish they would port the port the vortex campaign into warhammer 3. I doubt CA will ever do that but maybe a madlad modder can one day.
>>530129626Golgfag, maybe
If mercs are knocking on your door, you've probably got more problems to deal with after him
Play as chaos faction
>Empire, Dwarfs, Brettonia get steamrolled by vampires, rats, greenskins and Norsca leaving no decent empires to conquer
Play as an order faction
>Empire, Dwarfs, Kislev, Cathay steamroll all the bad guys leaving no threats nearby
Why does this always happen
>>530128940 (OP)40k waiting room
I turned on minor faction potential and I cant stress fucking enough much more enjoyable a campaign gets when random factions get big instead of the usual suspects
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>>530129824Vortex Ulthuan is so nice.
CA hard at work making a DLC so bad launch SoC will look good in comparison
>>530131648I doubt we'll see all of it but I hope the Old World modder does Lustria one day.
He's making Nehekara+Araby right now apparently
>>530133056I havenโt ever really touched mods for the game. Are there any ones that can give me real ordertide/chaos invasion/endtimes endgame scenarios? Sick of waiting for the devs.
Is Bretonnia supposed like a skaven faction with 1/3 elite troops and the rest meatshield or am I supposed to go full cavalry at all times?
>>530133856you mostly want knights + mounted yeomen, once you have pegasus knights you can do flyers + whatever
>>530133856You can't play like skaven because of the peasant cap, you have to play cav heavy.
Playing Greenskin without Grom's Pauldron sucks
His reinforcement meal is a lifesaver
If spirit hosts are one of the units for Vampire Counts in their DLC. Should they use the end times model on the left or the ancient model on the right?
>>530136201>Grom's Pauldron
How's daniel's campaign and faction nowadays? I remember it being complete shit on launch for RoC but is he cool in IE?
>>530137330Still complete shit
>>530132280For me, the good guys always start killing everything after 50 turns if I do not step in.
>>530137330literally everyone else around him is stronger and if you dont build him for maximum effectiveness there is no reason to play him at all
Speaking of Daniel, now that the Monogods are soon to be finished, what is the objectively best alignment to go with?
>>530138728But that's objectively the worst
I like the idea of turtling with wood elves in the campaign but battle wise it doesn't feel good
I'm constantly micromanaging my guys and yet they don't do any damage vs dark elves, my bird riders only do damage with their ability, etc
Just a lot of work for not much reward
Meanwhile I play dwarfs and I throw blasting charges and they destroy the enemy
I have irondrakes positioned in the enemy flank and they just melt them
>fighting dark elves
>bombardment marker on my peasant long spears
>right click them on a corsair handbows unit to get them out of the way
>corsair handbows unit routs
>peasant long spears instantly lose orders, eat bombardment, shatter
i am so tired of this shit man, how do you code unit ai so bad that an enemy that can't fight back is the hardest thing in the game to get a unit to fight
>>530140329Dawi are arguably the most handheld faction with being amongst the simplest, easiest, most reliable, and best ratio of effort:strength. Best at AR. Ezmode manuals. I like to give them a whirl once a while when I want to cruise. This is in the context of campaign/PvE. Asrai kinda pale in comparison. Also doesn't help they haven't had an update/DLC in a long time too.
>>530129824I miss Rakarth's game 2 start desu Lustria blows
>>530129824>Four kiddie corners separated by large stretches of waterWhy not just make 4 small maps and have lightning fast turn and load times? By the time you've united your kiddie corner you can just trivially roll over AI anyways. Well, Ulthuan and Naggarond could make thematic 1v1 map too.
>have almost all the DLCs
>only play with Vampire Counts
What's my problem?
>>530140526>tell unit thats on a massive flying mount to kill someone>look away>they stopped attacking and are now hovering in the air getting shot in every direction
>>530143793Here you go: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3082390369
Fix it yourself or go cry in TCLAP forums and be ignored.
>>530133856yes make battle pilgrims and put them near a grail reliquae
>>530133856full cav mid game you'll do ok with BPs in early game but you should start filling your army with at least knight's errants
>>530143706People have it in their minds that bigger = better.
Same reason why everyone wants to only play the immortal empires campaign even though they're only going to interact with 10% of the map before they get bored.
>>530140329Problem with a lot of factions. Too many of them are just braindead faceroll with some OP overbuffed unit.
Its too gamey.
>>530129824it was horrible
>>530128940 (OP)Love vampires me
>>530128940 (OP)is sculpting an attractive female really that difficult?
or do tabelslop fags just lack a frame of reference?
lmao
Is there anything more satisfying than sending a melee lord with good animations (Archaon,Skarbrand etc.) into a blob a watching them go to town?
>>530147472GW minis aren't good
>>530136550I don't like either of them
>>530140329if you have enough hawk riders you can win instantly by hitting all the arrow abilities at the same time creating a mass rout but otherwise the unit is just a meme
>>530147993Installing autoclicker to be able to effortlessly push through enemy formations like AI does
>>530147993watching paint dry is pretty good aswell
>>530147993I enjoy watching artillery
>>530143752>Have all the DLCs>Only play LizardsJust how it works
do people actually think it's high elfs or is this just a meme?
HE already have so many LLs and DLCs, I can't imagine they need more stuff
Is khorneconomy being completely trash lore accurate? I'm in the red for like the last 30 turns.
>Still no new game in sight
I enjoyed Pharaoh and kinda wished I got Three Kingdoms instead of Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous.
>>530149959Scroll over your buildings and look at what the one tagged "Favoured income" does, that's a hint.
How does one play Empire and Napoleon? It feels so weird without melee infantry.
>>530149959If you don't have so much money you can't even come close to spending it all you're doing something extremely wrong
>>530149959it used to be better, but CA ruined Khorne
Are The Changeling and Skulltaker DLCs necessary if you want to play Khorne or Tzeentch?
I finally bought Warriors of Chaos after having 400 hours total in the first two games and 100 hours in the third
Who should I play first?
>>530151543Vampire Counts
>>530151652I have ruined vampire counts for myself by playing free skeleton spam stacks with winds of death
Haven't been here for a while. Did they finally announce the Neferata DLC?
>>530149752>they need>needWho cars? This isn't a charity. The DLC already has two meme races.
>>530151882They announced Total War: Warhammer 1 Remastered
Give'em a propa WAAAAAAGH, /twg/!
>>530152053Then why would you want a third?
I killed Throgg with 5 volleys of Exalted Plaguebearer poo bombs. How can anyone stand against such a weapon?
>>530152654High Elves are a staple of the setting. "Kill Elves xD" reddit posting does not change that.
>>530152685That's their best use, throwing at infantry is negative IQ play
>>530152919You might be right. Very little of the damage gets wasted if you throw at a large single entity.
>>530151492not really the only DLC i would highly recommend if you play Tzeentch is CoC
>>530152830They've been that 20 years ago. When Fantasy was ending GW cared fuck all about any elf that wasn't Malekith. And the book releases from Black Library half a decade before ET also reflected that. Vlad has more books about him than all the HE combined.
>>530153025To add to this the changeling dlc does introduce tzeentchgors which are a good early game unit but you can do without em
It is funny because Tamurkhan by himself is a raidboss but he also gets Kayzk who is almost another raidboss.
Total War: Raidboss
What qualifies a Legendary Lord to be a "raidboss"?
>>530152830>High Elves.>More of a "staple" of the setting than fucking Chaos.High Elves are just the same copypasted elves you'll find in any other fantasy setting. Hell, they're the most generically done of all the "common" fantasy races in Warhammer, the Dwarfs at least get unique stuff like grudges, slayers, ancestor gods, etc. that keep them distinct from other setting's dwarves. High Elves are just the same model as most other setting's elves imported right in with just the bare minimum aesthetic changes to give them a visual identity.
>>530153810>the Dwarfs at least get unique stuff like grudges, slayers, ancestor gods,All of that was present in less edgy ways in LotR.
>>530153882No it wasn't. LotR dwarves aren't obsessed with grudges any more than the other races are, if anything that's more an elf thing there. They don't have anything similar to slayers, unless you're going to be reaching enormously hard and merely saying Gimli and Gloin being redheads is enough to count. And they don't worship their ancestors. Definitely not more than the humans do.
>>530153810Slaanesh is the bottom bitch of Gayoz. In fact, her relationship with Elves is usually the only reason she ever gets brought up. And Norsca has a literalwho from Tamurkhan's novel as their lord.
>>530153810Chaos is just evil demons and people anon. That shit is boring as fuck, even the dark elves are more interesting evil.
>>530154553And High Elves are just elves, which is even less.
>>530153810Elves in LOTR are the peak kino race until humans became the MC by the Third age
Dwarves in LOTR are generic fantasy dwarves, the ones in WFB are pretty extreme but take inspiration from LOTR manlets
Is the mod launcher laggy for anyone else?
>>530154613You're right, but chaos has got content since the game launched, in every DLC, and this DLC is chaos heavy, it's boring already.
It's either High elves or Cathay for an order race to balance things out.
>>530150524Someone answer me?
>>530154808Cathay got DLC and it was the most boring shit ever. Worst faction DLC in TW3 and it's not even a contest.
>>530154808>this DLC is chaos heavyMan I still can't believe that fucking Norsca is getting DLC, and it's when its just the ONE this year.
>>530154703yes, you need to delete the launcher folder in the total war folder in your documents every so often to clear the cache or something you can google it
>>530154904to be fair shadows of change was just trash all around everyone got the short end of the stick
>>530154390Every single Warhammer Fantasy Battles lord is a literal who for average Total War or RTS player.
>>530154904Cathay and Kislev got shafted in SoC because most of their DLC units were monsterslop
>>530154808I agree Im getting tired of the chaos wank every dlc has chaos in it
>b-but they NEED ItIf the game just launched with proper mechanics and not awful mechanics for each of the monos they wouldnt need to focus on them so hard
>>530154904That's not a faction problem, it was CA being retarded. Every single Chaos DLC besides chorfs and CoC has been boring.
>>530153780The lord has to be able to defeat at least 10 Karl Franzes in a row in melee.
>>530155150So the generic Empire captain is a raidboss now?
>>530151705Try Cathay peasantmanii only then. Theh are almost as good as free and Wall of Wind & Fire is poor man's Wind of Death (but spammable since it costs only 6 WoM)
Whether you like it or not, if they don't put a popular 3rd faction this DLC is going to bomb really hard.
>>530154808>chaos has got content since the game launched, in every DLCThey're a brand new group of factions to TW:W3. Khorne, Slaanesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch all being their own factions. Not to mention updates to Warriors of Chaos and modernization of Norsca, a race that desperately needs it. It only makes sense to have at least one faction of Chaos in each DLC.
>>530155353NO SAAR YOU WILL PLAY ZE CHAOS MELEE
The fact that they're waiting THIS long just to reveal the third faction means it must be some dark horse pick nobody is expecting. It's Tomb Kings
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what were they thinking?
>>530155676>I like my meat well done.
>>530155353Yeah the factions that sell best are the ones where players can just line them up and watch lots of ranged attacks kill
>>530155676I like that they have metal protecting their beards.
i prefer to just charge my units into melee and watch them kill
>>530155897I keep my units standing still and cast spells on the enemy blobs.
>>530155897Yes there's more to do, usually
>>530155676>"ELGI could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this land before. There could be ELGI anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare beard. "I HATE ELGI" he thought. Faith, Steel, and Gunpowder reverberated his entire gyrocopter, making it pulsate even as the $9 ale circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of ancestral blood rivals after dark. "With a gyrocopter, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>530156036that can be fun too, especially if your lord is tanky enough to let himself get surrounded
>>530155676ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Wait you can lose the spirit of grugni in battle and it can just come back in the next battle?
The two most overpowered thing about Nurgle are:
1. Instant Global Recruitment
2. Summoning Plague Cultists and using them as scouts
>>530151705i miss old winds of death
winds of discontent more like
>>530157312Simply overcast every time
>>530157593it's not the same
>>530157131It's a summon so i don't see why not.
>>530156124It's really good
>>530157860Feels like you ought to have to wait a few turns for it to be repaired
>>530156023Which 3K dlcs are worth getting or at least add content that appear in the main campaign?
>>530158314All the dlc add something but their value is highly contingent on what you're interested in trying out. There's basically two types of DLC: starting dates and cultural factions. The starting dates add 3 new notable starting dates from the 3K period (and most add whole new factions and scenarios, actually some of the very best designed factions and mechanics or on these) and then there's also one other they released that's like 100 after the 3K period for some reason about the conflict of the descendents of the guy who basically won the 3K conflict. This last one is basically completely disconnected from everything else and basically no one plays it ever. Then there's the 2 cultural expansion ones which allow you to play as the Yellow turbans in one of them (the rebel faction that started the revolution that eventually kicked off the 3K period) and the nanman tribes, who are the SEAmonkeys, basically (they have literal tiger units and shit, I find it really dumb and I almost never interact with them in my campaigns anyway). This last set of dlcs are in the game no matter what, the dlc just unlocks the option of playing as them, so their value is entirely dependent on whether you are interested in playing them or not.
Why isn't there a recommended modlist in the OP anymore?
>>530159478this general does not condone cheating
>>530158314basically:
> start date DLCs > 182 start DLC: early start date. not the most fleshed out but it let's play within the empire and lead the fight against the big outbust of the rebellion while the empire is still going before everything gets fucked, and a lot of the faction that would become the big players are still tiny here, which if you like that kind of thing, it's really interesting. I would recommend seriously considering getting this one.
> 194 start: slightly after the default 190 start. It's widely considered to be the best piece of DLC they released for the game. By far the best faction designs they ever made are in this dlc. While not my favorite start position, if you're gonna get any dlc, this is it.
> 200 start date: a bit more into the 3K period. the map starts already a bit developed with some bigger factions and as such there's less of them. It's still pretty good but I would say unless you're interested in the specific conflict that's portrayed in this start date ( which you're likely not) you can safely skip.
> cultural DLCs
> Yellow turban: Do you like to play guerrilla type Total war campaigns with no regard for historical accuracy? Then go ahead. If not, skip.
> Nanman dlc: Do you like to play Warhammer? then go ahead. if not, or if you don't want to do it in a game that's not WH, then skip.
>>530159398What faction to start out with having only played fantasy before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
>>530159697>with no regard for historical accuracy3K has zero regard for historical accuracy. There isn't a single unit or weapon that is historical in the game.
Just unlocked grapeshot
I hope they're still as strong as people say they were
>>530160308Chinese people are historical
>>530149752>do people actually think it's high elfs or is this just a meme?yes
>>530160308It's pretty faithful to the romance, which itself is largely based on historical record.
>>530159847Honestly I would say just start in 190 with one of the recommended factions. Probably Liu Bei. Maybe Gongsun Zan, which is not recommended but it's a pretty vanilla and basic bitch start. The anser to your question would be to play one of the Nanman factions, but I feel like that will be throwing you into deep waters and give you a completely skewed perspective of how the game actually plays and you're very likely to just get confused and just quit to go play whatever you were playing before.
>>530158314All of them except 8 princes add to the main campaign. I would argue 8 princes, Mandate of Heaven and Fates Divided are the least necessary.
I don't understand how you're supposed to use cavalry with wood elves
You don't have an anvil so how do you hammer?
>>530161556Dryads are an anvil just be faster, they can disengage along with the cav from most threats once you trample one unit down
>>530161556use them to protect your more isolated units, for example an archer on the flanks
they are really fast and can easily catch up to a unit chasing your archers and hit them from the flank
>>530161556>cavalry with wood elvesBut why
Can't you like
Shoot the enemy till they die?
>>530161556Horse sandwich.
>>5301637741v1 me on Rust
Nuln Ironsides only
>>530161556One thing I like to do with cav factions is making full on cav stacks
It works great, just hit and run separated units and you can fuck up way bigger armies
Some factions have better hit and run cav than others, WE is great for that
>>530152053>E V I L>Real 1s>Meme racesWhat simping for Isha does to a mf
>>530161556you have a shielded armour piercing unit at tier 2 nigga
>>530156023I have the wildest of hot takes
3K is a better game than TWW, it has a more well thought campaign and combat, it also offers a more consistent challenge throughout campaign, diplomacy actually exists and duels are a good addition
There, I said it
>>530166172everything except duels is correct because romance is a meme mode
>>530166345Duels is good, just because their fixation on fantasy hybrids is shit doesnt make it a bad mechanic
>>530166345This is the opinion of an unenlightened person. Everyone believes that Romance is the best mode, some have just not played long enough to realize it...
>>530166172Really wish duels had been ported over to warhammer since it makes a fucking lot of sense to have them in it
Cant remember how many times I tried to murder a fucking rat spamming warp lightning only to take it forever because he runs away / hides in the middle of packs
>>530165553Yes, and some AIs like Sentinels (Zharr-Naggrund Chorfs, Tomb Kangs at the Black Pyramid, Skaven at Nagashizzar) start with the whole tree unlocked.
>>530166953duels are optional in 3K and generals will often rat out anyway and refuse. Especially if you're general is really strong...
>>530166740single entity units are the worst mistake this series has ever made and the ai cannot handle them at all
>>530166953>Skaven get extra morale for refusing a duel or cheating on a duel>lose morale for winning a duel fairly because it is not skaven behavior to win single combat
>>530167226>and then our Warlord just fought theirs straight up-fair, what an idiot!>obviously we kill-stabbed him in his sleep that night
sun ren has a cute smile
i want a sun ren wife
now
>>530167153There's no difference between how the AI handles a single entity unit and group units. If you lose soldiers down to the last single entity of a given unit, the AI will deal with it the exact same way as a general.
>Threaten has never ever worked for me
>Almost have enough relationship to confederate Rictus
>Decide to use threaten for fun
>it actually works
??????
>>530166953Without a doubt the best part of duels is that the characters actually lock on to each other, so you never get those horrible cases where one can't hit the other because of animations or because there's another unit nearby and the AI spergs out and decides to hit them instead of the one you ordered it to attack.
>>530167226Obviously with a "duels behave like normal" campaign effect for Clan Mors.
Possibly for Eshin too. Though I'd rather think it's more like Snikch would get a passive skill that forcefully locks every character he attacks into a duel-like animation but doesn't actually act like a duel.
>>530167838>walks single entity general forwards to break the enemy ranged ai making them skirmish mode and never shootokay bro
>>530168741you can do the same with the general in group form. Or with literally any infantry/cavalry unit in the game. What are you on about?
Hey, these peasantmanii ainยดt half bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjUK-LDJok
>>530170035units take damage doing that single entity generals dont
Your favorite LL shows up once a week to help out with household chores.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>530171115>rakarth doesnt do jack shit just tries enslaving my dogsprick
>>530143793I'm convinced they have something in the code that makes player units stop working once the camera is off of them. If you play the battle on slow-motion or pause every 30 seconds to spam the same orders over and over it works but the split second that you look away is when things start going bad quickly.
>>530156181How many Grudges did they wipe from the book?
>>530170968>when mom leaves out your lego and you go for snackies :O
>>530140329Have you tried fighting in the trees? WE biggest strength is that the forests can't be destroyed or even set on fire, granting them endless cover and bonuses while most factions get a penalty.
>>530171930I told you guys Fu-Chow is the coolest city in OvN.
I hope Yin-Yin gets released purely and exclusively so it can be my capital and I can wistfully stare at it. Imagine sitting all the way up at the palace, looking out a window or balcony at the sprawlin city below you, and the port opening up to the vast sea.
>prepare cavalry to flank
>forget about them
Fucks sake
>>530171930>>530172158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApRYEJjqCjI
>empire getting big, will take several turns to go from one side to the other
>wrapping up a war on one side of it
>get declared on by a faction on the other side
What's the right move in this situation?
>>530172758Have multiple recruiting cities.
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>>530172651What the fuck does he spend every waking moment in Minecraft?
>tfw I pause and slow mo to issue orders when the situation requires coordination of multiple units
And I have no shame about it
>>530172758This is the number one reason playing on the end game sucks
You require 7 business days to cross from one end of the territory to another, unless you disband and rerecruit, but then you lose chevrons
>>530172125marching a general directly infront of the approaching enemy army makes their ranged units sperg out and not do anything
marching a unit infront of the enemy army makes them get shot to shit
>>530172758have an army on each of your frontier cities?
>>530173061Is there any mod that lets you teleport your army or something like that?
it having some sort of downside would be too much to ask for if it even exists i guess
>>530172910Whatever you'll get there eventually
>>530173402Im trying to lobotomize myself into playing like a noob so I can enjoy the game again
I started hating the game when I started being actually good at it
Since I havent played in ages might aswell try to go retard mode, it has been working so far
>>530172910I do the same but I'm a noob
What day of the week will they reveal the 3rd DLC race?
Does putting your entire army in a small block work? Asking for a friend
>>530172651>"That's really neat, I wonder what sort of program is he using to build fas-">Finally notice the character dashing and flying all over the place.Oh sweet Sheng-Yan.
>>530172758>dwarves solve this with the underway travel network>to unlock it you have to take so many provinces that by the time you get it you've basically beaten the game
>>530174076Slaanesh
Norsca
High Elves
Slaanesh will also receive an FLC lord
third race is vampire coast
deal with it landfaggots
Fun fact: N'Kari's quest battle is fought underwater.
>>530174071It turns out, no it doesn't but I also have no idea how to fight Nurgle, Epidemius seems to have infinite health.
>>530153810No, they aren't. Asur in WHFB are actually powerful, competent, and a force to be reckoned with. They are the only Elves in fantasy, with the sole exception of LoTR, where that is actually the case. They are not actually powerful or strong or notable in any other fantasy/sci-fi work, including 40K, where they're just a sidenote and irrelevant.
>>530174076Slaanesh and Norsca.
Ignore the Helf fags, they're tragically retarded and chronic self-inserters and Noldorfag is still probably orbiting this general.
>>530174076Cathay, the Jade Fleet
TRVST THE PLฮN
I asked some time ago whether buying just Golgfag (which unlocks the Ogre dlc base units) would work with a steam workshop mod that adds more ogres for aranessa which says it requires ogre kingdoms specifically
the replies were contradictory
I ended up buying golgfag
and the mod DOES work with just golgfag bought because mods don't seem to check DLCs but rather whether you have access to the content the mods are pulling
>>530175743I'm almost going to get sad when Yin-Yin gets revealed (soon or in the future) and the Aqua memes end.
>>530173097You do know that's actually on purpose and actually smart of the AI right? You do understand that if you approach them with units that have 100% ranged block chance they will also not shoot because that would be fucking retarded and exploitable as fuck. If ranged units fired on generals no defending army would ever have any ammo lol because you could just aggro their fire and take like 5% damage to your general.
Reminder to turn on minor faction potential
>>530176442>DUDE wouldn't it be SO COOL if instead of fighting Malekith or Archaon you fight SCRIMBLO NIGGERMANGLER in the late game???????
Why is it that sometimes when I kill a vampire army's Lord the rest of the army will crumble, but sometimes this doesn't happen?
>>530171115>GOLGFAG THE LEGENDI don't think he'll fit in properly through the door, but I guess he'll help with yardwork
>>530176724Yes actually, I already fought malekith 200 times
>>530174071Means all the units are getting tired debuffs and barely any individual models are fighting
>>530176442Don't do it, it makes mustard gas
>>530171115Epidemius can help me with my personal finance.
>>530176757Balance of power, army losses, etc
Bring back tabletop rules where all undead are unbreakable until you kill the lord
>>530176724I bet you are the same fag who constantly complains that the same factions reach endgame constantly
>>530174376It's a bit of both, worldedit is how he's copy pasting
Lords that are nobody's favourite:
Alberic de Bordeleaux
Epidemius
Heinrich Kemmler
Markus Wulfhart
Tiktaq'to
>>530177025Yeah but I was convinced he had something like a brush tool or similar. Not sure how well would that work out with Minecraft's 3D world, but sheesh. It probably wouldn't be slower than individually placing the blocks.
>>530177079>Alberic de BordeleauxWrong
>>530177010I quit before turn 75 90% of the time
Remember /twg/, RESPECT (real) WOMEN!!
>>530177385>even the lowliestCA just implied that women are inferior, didn't they?
>>530172850It's a super niche thing but people apparently can earn a reasonable amount from doing really large minecraft builds on commission.
>>530177480uhoh Grace won't be happy about this...
>>530128940 (OP)it's pretty clear that we need a Vampire Count and Tomb King DLC.....
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>>530177520(5 minutes Minecraft Timelapse) Dirt House (4K/60fps)
>>530177520this is like that part in Star Wars Sequel trilogy where we discover that guy ... sells weapons to both the First Order AND the Resistance....
>>530177385Chat is this real?
>>530177385>women of the hound>buffs units which are all malehuh?
>>530177385You just know...
>>530178084yeah, how do you think this WOMAN buffs their male army...? THINK anon, think
>>530178254She does their laundry?
>>530178254by not being present in an army methinks
>ambush chance shown as 100%>foiledWhat the fuck, game?
>>530176442I feel like this would make the game easier since the major factions won't get as big?
>>530178254>THINK anon, thinkHe never said it like this
Remember when CA had the third faction dev video ready to go at the end June but GW busted into their office and literally raped them into delaying it until mid July for their Warhammer summer show?
>>530178732Ambush has a detection chance for the map, then another check when an army bumps into it
>>530178732ambush detection chance is a separate thing from ambush success chance, anon.
>>530175949all the memes will become obsolete
but obsolete memes have a beauty of their own
>>530178954>, anon.>saying it to him like it's in any way obvious
I need help lads, I've fought this battle three times and had a decisive defeat each time with next to no Nurgle units killed, yet autoresolve is Valiant Defeat, with many orks killed (I die before the orks get to me fighting myself) and some plaguebearers killed and Epidemius taking a lot of damage.
Is there anything I can do, or should I just take the autoresolve?
>>530177385I need a chaos warrior gf
>>530179101Maybe you should build a few corpse carts so your army doesn't instantly crumble ya dumbcock
>you now remember all the people who said TWWH could never, ever work as a setting because TW doesn't have flying units
>you now remember all the people who thought the WH2 reveal stream was an announcement for an historical TW: New World
It's funny how they always use the exact same
unimaginative talking points and they never learn
>>530179237When I looked up whether I should use corpse carts I saw people saying no
>>530179312they're pretty good though
in SFO atleast lol
>>530179312the regular ones is sucks, but the unholy lodestone is good for the melee buff and regen.
>>530179301it is very clear that Total War Warhammer 40k is an inevitability at this point, and we should just be picking our faction picks rather than doubting it at this point. we are at the precapice...
>>530178871Do you think GW is actually planning to do cross promotion? I heard they might show DoW for Old World in Warhammer Summer Show.
>>530179301Ind never ever sirs
It'd be nice if there was an quirky girl here who has a slight overbite and likes Total War.
>>530179158She's Khornate, she probably has biceps bigger than your head.
>>530179685>he doesn't liftbro...
>>530179301Total War Warhammer 40k could never work because Total War isn't in space.
>>530179779you're asking to be proven wrong here bro...
Space is just another sky box...
>>530179541I highly doubt it. They made TWW3 Cathay and Kislev in collaboration but nothing came out of it until now with the TOW release of Cathay. Meanwhile, Bretonnia, Tomb Kings, Wood Elves and Beastmen got nothing for TWW3.
>>530180143I mean, they could start now.
>>530180221They might, but I also wouldn't be surprised if GW in their limitless autism now internally consider TOW and WHFB to be separate franchises and want CA to use old FB stuff or make TW:WH-TOW instead.
>>530171115>Gor-Rok doing dishes while Kroak uses Deliverance of Itza on all the damn thistle infesting the front yard
>>530179101Raise dead or switch your necromancer to a balefire cart for the fire damage to counter their regen and keep the exalted plaguebringers busy with summon zombie.
>>530179779>add space battles like gothic armada whatever it's called>it ends up like sieges in that everyone hates them even after multiple reworks
here we go, starting over as Louen again.
>>530180456I could see TW:WH-TOW succeeding only by making two different time starts, Magnus reign and Franz reign.
>>530180602I was spamming zombies but behind them hoping the flanking would help, it didn't seem like anything in the army could do anything against the plaguebearers, even Blood Knights. I'll just accept the loss and have to kit up to fight Nurgle I suppose, no idea what with if all my units are going to get fucked over by plaguebearers.
Norsca will have female units within two months.
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Did CA fuck up the Asset Editor? I wanted to dick around with the models for a bit now that I have time, but it can't open the files
>>530181051>barbarian babesGood!
>>530128940 (OP)Would World War 1 be a good setting for a future Total War game, or would Warhammer 40K be a better setting?
>>53018124940K would sell a lot more
Total War World War 3
or
Total War race war
>>530181249World War 2 would easily outsell both World War 1 and 40k
>>530181034Another trick for fighting vs nurgle, and any other strong melee infantry army, is to maintain air superiority. Bring however many flyers it takes to own the skies, then with a vampire on a hellsteed or dragon you can fly over them and spirit leech their characters or vortex their blobs before they even reach you.
Total War of Worlds of Warcrafting Table Top Simulator
Ft NapoopaN, Pandara, CHICKEN JOCKEY, and table flipping
>>530181792Malekith is 8'2''
>>530181943>sub-10' manletngmi
>>530181769But as VC what should I be using to go up against plaguebearers?
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Rock music plays -
-Dogs of War DLC -
>>530182115Borgio the Besieger is 6'6'' and wields a cannonball in melee.
>>530182405I bet it is your mum's favourite game
How do I know?
We play it with her every night.
>>530182543this nigga getting pegged!
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUU?!
Wulfrik the Wanderer will be able to traverse the sea at 3x the speed of any other lord.
Throgg will be able to recruit non-Norscan monsters and buff them.
guys I'm playing as Louen Leoncouer right now and I have to defeat Ugrok before Bel'akor declares war on me
>>530182761One of Lokhir's fangirls? Daughters?
Before August 2025: People considered Norsca to be a joke faction.
After August 2025: Everyone is utterly terrified of Chimeras and Valkyries.
>>530181051>no red-head musclefu or weird sorcerer norsca LLWhy even play, bros.
>>530182980The new Norsca Legendary Lord is a spellcaster but he is not a woman.
The Fimir Noble will probably be anti-infantry in battle and provide increased mobility on the campaign map.
>>530182931>augustlol you're optimistic
>>530182761>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUU?!Uhhh it says she's Laithikir Fellheart??? Are yuo retarded? Lol?
>>530182980Because modders will put her in, trust the Great Plan Scheme.
>>530137330>play Daniel>look for building that increases local recruitment capacity>there isn't one>quit campaignYeah I don't think anyone at CA even playtested this dogshit.
>>530137330lol there's literally 0 reason to ever play him besides liking your nuts to be punched by 4 male MMA fighters
>>530182761How to make Lokhir relevant? Make him female.
>>530182778>Throgg will be able to recruit non-Norscan monsters and buff them.I will now play Throgg.
>>530179312You shouldn't use corpse carts, you should use necromancer mounted on corpse carts. Big difference. Only use the standalone cart if your necromancer is too low level.
It pisses me off that the generic Herald of Khorne can 1v1 most duellist Legendary Lords.
You know what really grinds my gears?
When they're not lubricated enough.
whose ready to get their elfussy ratted
>>530182098A mortis engine would be very good against that, i feel like i could win that with your army though.
>>530183935He's interesting as a concept but it'd be better if he was a Warriors of Chaos.
>>530182778>Throgg will be able to recruit non-Norscan monsters and buff them.that's rakarth's gimmick though
Races that I haven't played in Warhammer 3:
Daemons of Chaos
Vampire Coast
Tomb Kings
Norsca
Chaos Dwarfs
Skaven
>attempting diplomacy with chaos or undead factions
>>530184769>FilenameJesus don't get close to wild bears for fucks sake.
I assume he survived the encounter?
>>530184886>survivedlol
lmao even
real life isn't like Kislev anon, those bears aren't friendly and huggable
>>530184594still an elfussy
>>530184974Bears don't kill people THAT often
>>530184560that's a 40gay drukek
>>530184974>transfag road>RomaniaThe red flags were there
>>530184974>cubsIt's fucking over
>Losing to B*ar
couldn't be me
>>530184974In real life, bears can be avoided 99% of the time by following these rules:
1. Avoid bringing food out just after the hibernation period starts.
2. Travel in groups of 3.
3. If you see a bear cub, walk backwards.
>>530185190can't fail if you just go for the jugular of your attacker in a life or death situation.
>>530186408>black bear>it's a brown bear on the picture
>>530186659How can you tell? The picture is clearly black and white.
>>530185092>>530185387>>530185529>>530185846of course it's easy to avoid, he was actually fucking retarded
he even did it multiple times on a road full of warning signs
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/motorcyclist-bear-death-romania-transfagarasan-road-b2782638.html
>Omar Farang Zin had posted photos and video of bear encounters while riding along Romaniaโs famous Transfagarasan road the day before his death.>Romanian authorities said he got off his motorbike and tried to feed a bear, local news outlets reported, before it dragged him into a ravine.
Total War animals
>>530186849Damn cityslickers with no sense
A fair few Legendary Lords actually start with a unique item:
Rakarth
Karl Franz
Tehenhauin
Queek Headtaker
Hero Vlad
Hero Isabella
Imrik
Alarielle
>>530186991>Total War animalsI pick the Holy armies of the CATholic Church
>>530184560By Khaine I wish that was me
>>530186730The shape of the face
>>530186408>Grin and bear it!It was a different time
>>530187206>not the Pawpe4chan has fallen...
>>530187654It's from the Onion
>>530186408>when nearly a pint of Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavityChat is this real?
>>530188357It's printed, israel.
>>530188357It's an Onion article.
>>530188357I don't think bear penises/peni have barbs, or are 27 inches long
Crone Hellebron has 100 melee attack when fighting small entities.
Queek Headtaker has 101 melee attack when fighting small entities.
>>530188936Yeah I see the icon at the bottom right
It's parodying the harshness of past culture but it also has a vulgarity unique to modern culture that gives it away
>>530189103Absolutely mogged
Golgfag may not look like it, but he actually has a gun
>>530186991I wonder if the bunny knows the dog doesnt want to eat him does he know the dog is playing with him or does he think he's winning and thats why hes not running away?
>>530189456please dont say his name again im making a youtube video and you could get my ad review DESTROYED
>>530189506As someone with extensive experience with bunnies, I can confidently say that they don't know or think
Golgfag Maneater vs Queek Headtaker
I only have base WH3 and the free DLCs from 2, what should I look to buy on sale for best value, preferably more factions than different lords
>>530189921>gold fag maneater>queer headgiver
>>530156181>Faith, Steel, and Gunpowder reverberated his entire gyrocopterGyrocopter (empire) when? I need my air assault handgunners
>>530189707golgFFFFFAAGG the LEGEND
>>530190193NOOO I AM PENILESS YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GONNA MAKE A 5 HOUR VIDEO EXPOSING YOU
DLCs after Tides of Torment:
>>530190054Must have
>Golgfag>Ogre Kingdoms>Chaos DwarvesIgnore
>The rest
>>530190054Chorfs are a must they're super fun so are Ogres the rest really arent essential unless you play Chaos a lot then i'd recommend CoC if you like the factions from the other dlcs alot then get em but they really arent necessary
>>530190376GolgFAG MANeater!
>>530190054Silence and Fury for Beastmen
Twisted and Twilight for Wood Elves
>>530190054fill out the factions you want to play first, remember even if you don't like an LL, you still need to buy that LL to unlock units for that faction.
>>530190403>>530190558the chaos dwarves have been annoying in my first playthrough, I do like evil dwarves so seems like a good suggestion thanks
>>530190160>play empire>ally dwarves>spend good goy points on gyrocoptersthere's your gyros
>>530191627And get a cheat that uncaps the allied units per army limit. Surely it exists.
>1 very fast/evasive mounted ground lord (e.g. on a horse)>19 gyros:^)
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Next campaign in the IE challenge. helf or a dorf?
Orc Labourer stacks are hilarious due to the thought that one single Chaos Dwarf is somehow keeping 2660 orcs in line.
>>530190160>Gelt gets all the Vietnam memes>Dwarfs have choppers and bombers and flamethrowers and flamethrowers (napalm strike) >Markus Whohart is actually in the jungle
>>530192257Helf Imrik for an actual challenge
>>530192257is the Changeling that bad?
so what if i want a strong army i just sit around in a town for 10 turns recruiting
It's not gonna be fun to attack this faction...
I gotta say though, having tabletop unit caps makes late-game so much more fun. It's nice to face actual armies instead of elite singel entity spam
>>530192584Last one was tretch, right next to him.
>>530192735I found his opening 20 turns atrocious, after which, it opens up.
He mainly feels unfinished, with the biggest crime being no way to unlock all transformations, nor reason to want to
>got festus and skarbrand? You're done, byeAlso why the fuck is there no random option for transformations every battle?
>>530191868Empire: Sigmar world tour?
>>530193509yeah the transformations thing is cool in concept but theres no reason to switch to someone like fucking Aranessa for example
>>530193076I've recently disabled that TT cap after using it for so long and I don't miss it. I build my armies more-or-less the same (I like variety anyway) and I see fuck-all difference in AI armies. I've still yet to see doomstacking enemies.
>It's nice to face actual armies instead of elite singel entity spamWhich AI does this though?
>>530193635Gelt: Vietnam.
I love SCM Tribes of the north but holy shit does it make playing Kislev a nightmare
>>530192735Incredibly boring campaign. Zero threat because your undercities can't be destroyed. No sense of progress because you don't wipe out your enemies or capture territory.
>>530156181>JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>530193736It is better to be too hard than too soft.
>>530194162Dwarf autoresolve is so busted, except Ungrim. Ungrim's autoresolve is accurate.
wegh
95 counties for victory is way too fucking much
>>530194162KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>530194162Game 2's lighting was so nice and I did prefer the UI even if it looks basic
>>530194642incredibly based post
You're about to get elf'd.
>>530193728I'm surprised to hear that. Here's the typical AI army I face after turn 50 without the mod on
wulfrik is the most underated LL in the game, his campaign rocks
>>530172758Starting in the corner of the map
>>530197152He's too honest for people used to pressing "mechanics" buttons to supercharge their armies
Shame that will change soon really
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>>530197137That's an insane financial fuckup for the Empire to lose that
Shame eco is just illusory in this
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>530198054I'm not dead so I won't respond
>>530198054Such a based character. Without a doubt my favorite VC leader
>>530198054he looks like he knows how to find a younger man's prostate
>>530197490I loathe the direction TW3 has gone in. Mechanics are no longer risk:reward (e.g. Malus, Hellebron), it's just insane amount of power and choice.
>>530197152He's actually good fun. Last run I done of him I went all spear units (as in, anything with spears, throwing spears etc).
>>530197648>Sylvania...home. At least it was before I fucked everythang up
>>530198541The community complains every time there aren't big power buttons or some cost (like immobile ogre camps)
After the last DLC mods will pop off and we'll get actual mechanics
>>530192840Use Global Recruitment for the cheaper units to make it faster.
>>530192735You're supposed to play a different game, like growing some faction of your choice to be big and strong.
>>530192840Reinforcements are a lost tech from the Dark Age of Technology
>>530198541There was nothing fun about Malus mechanics, you coudn't even play the game pretty much if you decided to use gay daemon.
>>530198431I cannot fathom liking any VC leader more than Vlad, truly one of the most based characters in all of WHFB.
>>530200209Speaks much of how bad the current mechanics are.
>>530200664anyone who resembles Palpatine is god-tier in my eyes. Old evil wizards are just cool.
>>530198541>Mechanics are no longer risk:reward (e.g. Malus, Hellebron)More like high risk-no reward lmao
Should I bother with those gay achievements related to modes other than the Immortal Empires map?
>>530201295I don't. That intel shit sucks.
>>530202086Is there a mod that gives you the Daniel items from that shitty intel mode? I got top score on 2 or 3 of those trials but I can't be assed for more.
>>530204203Thaumancy (Dumb)
>>530201295Achievements in general are gay
>>530201295If at any point you are playing a game for "achievements" rather than just having fun you should stop what you're doing and kill yourself immediately for having failed as a human being.
>>530203036https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2961794087&searchtext=unlock
>>530204937I just like giving myself personal challenges related to achievements, as it allows me to tackle races I have not played yet. Stop being a retard, acting like there is something wrong with it them.
DESU: just kill yourself you assblasted faggot
>>530205572Blessed be. Time to torment myself and play yet another Daniel campaign after this one. Perhaps I'll try some Tzeentch focused run for a change (!).
why is the necrofex such a big unit if the only useful part of it is the cannon?
this thread says the dumbest shit that you would realize if you thought about the game mechanics for even a minute, but people are so used to cheating to bypass game mechanics that they can't even do that.
for example we have people insisting that bretonnia should make all cavalry armies. let's be honest here, the average /twg/ player barely has enough micro to effectively use even 4 cavalry units, so 19 is completely out of the question. the majority of your all cavalry army is just going to be sitting there which loses out on every advantage of being cavalry. a man at arms unit has 1620 more hp than a knights errant unit, 6 more melee defense, and costs less than half as much. two units of battle pilgrims have nearly 10k more hp than one unit of questing knights for the same cost.
>>530205627>NOOOOOO I NEED MY GOLD STAR YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDAs I said, kill yourself.
Total War: Warhammer 40K
Total War: Medieval 3
Total War: Warhammer 40K 2
Total War: Victoria
Total War: Warhammer 40K 3
Total War: Great War
Total War: The Old World
Total War: Rome 3
>>530206826I'm gonna give you your gold star soon, you big nosed kike.
>>530207074>old worldYikes, no thanks, female bretonnian knights are not welcome
Should I try out the chinks now? I still don't have achievements with them so might be a good occasion to check em out.
Do you think that they will make the next fantasy Total War game into a trilogy again? Expanding the map with each iteration?
>>530207132Foolish Goyim, your reliance on external stimuli to determine your behavior patterns is why you will never be anything but a slave to those with far greater mental capacity than you can even conceive of.
>>530207391Yes, 40k will be a trilogy with multiple planets
>>530205627Cheevo whores seethe really hard when called out, huh.
>>530207074>old worldYum, yes please, futa Bretonnian knights are welcome.
>>530207074>old worldYes, I want a rework of Bretonia mechanics
But seriously... what happens after Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K?
>>530208164I told them to not release them. You are welcome.
>>53020816440k can last for 10 years
Med 3 for about 5 if they really want it
Then LOTR for more 10 years of milking and most of us will already be fucking dead due to undiagnosed illnesses
>>530208164Renaissance
Empire2
Victoria
Total Warhammer: Age of Sigmar.
Damn, Yin-Yin is like THIS?
Fuck me how do I actually learn how to play this game? Auto-resolve tells me I should win, then I fight the battle and get raped. Where's the basic strategy guide?
>>530209335Just keep playing and you'll get better
>>530209390hot
tell me more
>>530209335Which faction are you playing and vsing in that instance? And I can only speak for myself but I only got comfortable and competent when I had ~100 hours in TW2 a couple of years ago. It was a very frustrating experience at first.
Repanse is a Bretonnian knight.
>really like Tzeentch's roster and aesthetic
>both lords are completely devoid of challenge past the very early game
Why did he never get a third one?
>>530209693TW3, and any faction I play in a quest battle. Most recently Wood Elves, but also Beastmen and before that Vampire Counts.
>>530209390Well... Repanstsu had to continue her bloodline somehow...
>>530209937Agreed. I play Vilitch for my Tzeentch fix instead. Bonus if you do some sort of themed army (e.g. more forsaken/monsters etc).
>>530210008Are you using a cheat that lets you AR quest battles? They can be deceiving as they typically have reinforcements which will destroy you in AR. The reinforcements are typically heavily delayed if you manual them. So in crude terms AR is having your 1 army fight 2 or 3 armies, but in manual you're fighting 1 at a time.
>>530209937CA did confirm that Tzeentch is getting a 3rd Lord. The only question is when.
>>530207074>Total War: VictoriaHmm wouldn't it be just Empire 2?
Damn Creative Assembly really shit the bed after medieval 2 huh.
>>530209390Let us corrupt.
>>530209937Use mods and check some of the newly added ones, they have pretty interesting starts. Also, you could try sending a rogue cultist to establish a cult and later tp your main lord there to get a bit of a challenge.
>>530210008What battle difficulty? It affects autoresolve results heavily. On Easy autoresolve basically says you can win full stack of elites with nothing but couple peasants and a stick.
>>530210238No cheats, but I'm pretty sure it still tells me my odds, maybe I'm not actually able to use AR. But the first army wiped mine out before the second even came, and I do pretty bad in midgame even outside of quest battles.
>>530210376Kind of. It would be set in a slightly later time period and the factions would have access to more advanced technologies.
>>530210505I tp'd landlords house once.
>>530209653>young virgin knight errant who will charge into whole armies of undead and chaos demons in the hope you'll be impressed and let her cum inside>chadette knight of the realm will do the same, but will ask for your hand in marriage>questing knight uses you as sex relief in her long quest, feels remorse the morning after, begs Lady for forgiveness and vows never to do it again (spoiler: she will) >grail knight is only fucking you because the Lady told her to in a vision (so she can masturbate to it)
>>530209335soihammer is about hard counters. take good fights and avoid bad ones. to know if one unit is good or bad against another you have to look at their stats or just memorize how every matchup works.
>>530210707I see what you mean now. There is great variance in quest battle difficulty, even if you ignore when you receive them (some are hard and you get early on; some are easy and you get them very later on). Outside of that, and outside of maybe it being a 'skill' or army composition thing, perhaps screenshot us your army vs their army/ies to us. Some anons may recognise if your army is bad vs theirs or if that's a pretty hard quest fight etc.
>>53020816410 years of fantasy with 4 to 5 years between history titles.
Medieval 3, Renaissance, Rome 3, Empire 2 and since 40k is a thing it opens up for WWI and II as well.
I wouldn't mind an italian wars saga
>>530210838How accurate is the threat reading?
>>530210707Also, new AI changes make some quest battles more difficult. AI used to charge infantry with cavalry and fight them if they were blocking the way, now they often just shoot through mainline to your ranged as if the mainline wasnt even there.
Damn, who is this chink badie?
>>530211221Ching Shi, the most famous Chinese pirate and the commander of largest pirate fleet in the history of world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao
>>530211180the red exclamation thing? garbage
>>530211497Is that a mod? Who the fuck is that?
>>530211871MADE 4 BIG EUROPEAN COCK
>>530212136It's from the yin-yin mod.
>>530212136Yin-Yin mod, you have sea monsters attacking you every now and then. Its pretty neat, especially since surprisingly there arenยดt any disgustingly OP units added
Gentlemen... I am trying my first legendary/VH campaign, and I am playing Archaeon.
>>530212803https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866037946
Do not forget to get
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3390724942
thoughts?
>>530210818nice
someone fund the doujin now
>>530211174did you ever play the Med2 mod?
>>530198054>be me>bretonnian peasant >die in a seven way battle as cannon fodder while the glorious grail knights btfo everything in the name of the lady>awesome stuff>go to hell because I'm a peasant>the phone starts ringing as soon as I arrive>pick it up>it's that bastard kemmler>he asks me for $3.50
>>530212236>knight errant: overexcited and eager in bed, no stamina at all but eager to learn, wants to try those freaky positions she saw in those printed books she secretly bought during a trip to the empire, >kotr: missionary, handholding sex with candlelight under the covers, will absolutely not stop until you finished>questing knight: secretly a freak and hates herself for it, will take it out on you, not abusive but will use you like a prostitute, absolutely no kissing or cuddling>grail knight: absolute sex god, has no refractory period, skilled but borderline robotic during sex, insists on having sex near lakes for some reason
>>530213589Taking a cock up the arse is gay
>>530213707Not if its a feminine penis
Why is Gelt a better mage and mage faction than Teclis again?
>>530209335easier difficulties give you a big autoresolve buff or something
try shifting your campaign or battle difficulty up, from what I understand it doesn't raise the actual manual difficulty of battles very much but brings the autoresolve to a more realistic level
>I am now at war with 11 factions
>>530213589>>530213707>>530213771Futa Knights should only fuck Damsels.
and rape bandits/peasants of course...
>>530214130*Damsels (male)
>>530214078It's called TOTAL war not 1 war
>>530214242>*Damsels (male)wait, is that why they don't have any male wizards in bretonnia???
>>53021430511 is too many total wars
>>530213707So? Gays are the brahmin spiritual and social elite. Straightoids are dalit slaves made to breed and toil.
>>530214678you are weak and your bloodline will die off
>>530214710SAAR DO NOT REDEEM MY BUM
>>530209390Only if it's futasub
>someone mentions futas
>the whole general is derailed
Total Futa General
>>530215279Tides of Torment should add some to the game. Ample opportunity with Slaanesh and Norscan Valkyries.
Bretonnian bussy belongs to Morgla Dicksnapper
remember
futas are gay, tomgirls are not
>>530215780What about 3 meter tall orc muscle girls?
fuck you guys now I'm horny
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2576/e1d71ab48e05764c0af159638958cc0c.png
for me it's Slaanesh x Tzeentch
>>530216210Why not download some fun mods!
>>530209240>enslaved skinks giving tributes>positive diplomacy buff with lizardmemeswhat
>>530212961>turn Archaeon into some weird mutt/latin american hybridBut why.
>>530216550why cant skaven look like this in game??
>>530209335play as mannfred, first 15 turns play every battle manually and learn how to hammer and anvil that way
thats how i learned
damns saurus look like THIS???
>>530216780They do? Actually play the game and jerk off to the models, yes-yes.
Damn, Waywatchers look like this!?!
>>530217083Built for voring bretonnian males
Cant wait for tomorrow's Dark Elf reveal!
Cant wait for tomorrow's Yin-Yin reveal!
I will take any news at this point.
Can't wait for tomorrow's no news!
>turn 8
>Boris arrives with 2 1/2 stacks
well shit
>>530217246DSL
made for french(bretonnian) kissing renowned Bretonnian Knight Marcus de Mandelot
Can't wait for tomorrow's futa cock reveal!
>>530217083Would you kiss anons? I'd kiss.
Lemme see what that tongue do.
>>530217860Karl Franz is lucky that he doesn't have to fight Kislev.
>>530218113I hate kislevgroids so much with their fucking bullshit unbreakable passive.
>>530218112She'd do a lot more than kiss you
The first thing I ever did in Warhammer 3 is start a Katarin campaign and then declare war on the nearby Empire faction.
I needed to know if Kislev was stronger than the Empire in battle.
>Calvary
>Halbreds
>Demogryphs
>>530217974>Bretonnian Knight Marcus de MandelotA Bretonnian knight fighting for the empire, living in the empire and taking orders from a sigmarite? Yeah, model Bretonnian right there
>>530218472>cheat>cheat>cheat
Speaking of Bretonnia, boy I sure do hope CA gives them a glow up before they inevitably drop the game.
imagine being the one in the back and being able to look at and smell her sweaty neck all day
i bet they wear buns just to expose that tasteful sheen to each other
The first thing I ever did in Medieval 3 is start an Eastern Roman campaign and then declare war on the nearby Papal faction.
I needed to know if Eastern Rome was stronger than the Papal States in battle.
>>530218974forgot the image FUCK
sex
>>530218853Trust ze plan.
>>530218723>fighting for the empireno, he clearly fights for ze lady and is just questing, and in fact he is a paragon of bretonnian culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yD6N2fOTjI
I mean just look at the man's accent, he's more Bretonnian than Louen himself!
>>530219323>That Lileath jabKeri is such a bitch, she's willing to let Kroober know about the con wood elves are pulling on brets just to dunk on him
>>530218974>>530219161I bet Crane Gunner girls fuck each other after battle...
>>530217083She looks hungry...
>>530219894there's no way they don't they look lez as fuck
>>530217302>I am Alberic and I am the lord of Bordeleaux. I come to zese lands in search of the grail, and the favor of the La->BOK BOK>Uh... Excusez-moi?>CHOK *nom*>OH MERDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaanh~
>>530220434>*GLOM*>NON! ZIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>530220434Unrelated but you guys would not believe the amount of times I've started an Alberic campaign, made plans on how to take out Skulltaker as soon as possible, and found out Wulfhart declares war on you the fastest of any faction in Lustria.
Is he fucking retarded? Why me of ALL the bullshit in this continent?
>>530190160https://youtu.be/vLWaj3BPtOc?si=Wzaon3cu5RysELfl
>>530220957Unrelated but I hate Skulltaker spamming cockmongers like you wouldnt believe
>>530221871These guys are so unbelievably powerful in melee. They might literally be the strongest units in all of Total War.
How do you deal with Dwarfs as Nurgle lategame? They field 3 to 1 of my armies because of the stupid endgame crisis, have 10 doomslayers in every army with flamecannons and irondrakes.
I can't do meatgrinders, I can't flank them and they are hell to navigate against on the campaign map.
I tried cavalry and plague drones, but they aren't fullproof and I need to throw multiple armies of pure trash from the pool for them.
>>530221871>>530222223You don't fight these guys in melee or with other infantry. Monsters, range and cavalry are very strong against them.
>>530222223Well, 70 MA and 88 armor-piercing weapon strength with Frenzy is quite a lot. They are also armored, have high hp and a charge bonus as high as Questing Knights. They feel like a broken OP unit from some shitty mod.
>>530222243Why would you play with endgame crisis on? Turn that shit off permanently.
And dwarfs cant handle (like most factions) hero spam army. Make 1 hero doomstack and lightning strike.
>>530222547>Monsters and cavalryGet eaten up in seconds. Even when factoring in bonus from attacking Large, they have 50% higher damage AND melee attack than even Celestial Dragon Guards.
>RangeRequires AP ranged since they are armored. They wont rout easily either with that leadership. Good luck taking even half of them down when Skulltaker brings at least 12 of them in each stack.
Wrathmonger cost: 1500
Empire Swordsmen cost: 375 * 4 = 1500
>>530223465Now pack those 80 units into a single army and we'll talk.
This battle ended within 35 seconds.
It is a shame that Khorne campaigns never last long enough to recruit the later tier units.
>>530223465Have them fight against DE executioners / HE swordmasters.
>>530223465I wonder how they would do against doomseekers.
>>530224404Doomseekers have slightly lower hp, deal around 60 damage when factoring in the armor instead of 80 and have same melee defense. They are unbreakable though and have slight upper edge on MA when Wrathmongerยดs Frenzy wears off. Its gonna be a close one.
Playing as the Counts but feeling pretty underwhelmed by the Vampires lore, the "strongest lore in the game". Wind of Death is complete garbage, must've been nerfed into the ground at some point.
Wrathmongers cost: 1500
Har Ganeth Executioners cost: 1150
>>530225373yeah it got fucking annihilated in the general magic nerf going from 2 to 3
Wrathmongers cost: 1500
Swordmasters of Hoeth cost: 1300
>>530225373Magic was nerfed in general and units no longer lose models unless they lose 30-40 % of their health. Made magic and ranged absolute ass in 3.
Wrathmongers cost: 1500
Doomseekers cost: 1350
Wrathmongers cost: 1500
Chosen of Nurgle (Great Weapons) cost: 1450
There isn't much to say other than to never 1v1 Wrathmongers.
>>530225605>>530225842>>530226143how are mpnigs ok with this but not fucking hellstriders?
Wrathmongers cost: 1500
Skarbrand cost: 2500
Not even him.
>>530226494why wouldn't they be
wow the meleenigger faction tier 4 anti-infantry anti-armor unit is good against melee lords and enemy infantry
>>530222642they are anti infantry blenders but they really do quite well against large units like giants and mammoths too, it's crazy
>>530223689make sure you research that tech that gives growth after every battle first to help speed it up
>>530226895it's good against literally everything, wrathmongers don't have a weakness
even flying missiles will take a long time to kill them
the issue isn't that it's too strong, the issue is clear and obvious favoritism that a khorne unit is allowed to be good at khorne stuff but a slaanesh unit isn't allowed to be good at slaanesh stuff
absolutely disgusting
>>530227240Slaanesh might get some Aspiring Champion type units soon. Maybe they will give Wrathmongers a run for their money.
>>530227240>slaanesh unit isn't allowed to be good at slaanesh stuffthe warfag is better in a war game than the fagfag
if it was total jacking off instead of total war I'm sure slaanesh would be better
unironically what does slaanesh even do other than lmao jacking off and doing drugs
>>530226143>>530226448>>530226756Holy fucking shit dude.
Never figured this stuff out because Skulltaker is precisely the one DLC I haven't bought, but what the shit CA?
>>530227807Slaanesh units are meant to hit fast and hard. They charge your flank and devastate your units so rapidly that it causes a rout.
>>530227807Go fast, rear charge hard, have an amazing anvil to set it up. It's THE hammer and anvil faction.
If you mean lorewise, Slaanesh embodies perfect martial mastery. Khorne is unga bunga maximum carnage only the necessary technique to get it done, Slaanesh is technique for technique's sake. A Slaaneshi swordsman will be more skilled than a Khornate one, but the Khornate will be physically stronger and fight with much more rage and recklessness.
>>530227672would be nice but they shouldn't be as tanky, maybe give them anti large or someting to compensate
>>530227807slaanesh is supposed to be good at flanking and debuffing, see hellstriders a fragile but hard-hitting cavalry that doesn't even hit very hard anymore because karl franz on deathclaw didn't trade well with it and the mpniggers started slitting their wrists over it
>>530226756>Nogbrand gets his shit pushed in by khorne troops The blood god is pleased
>>530227807Obsession and excess are just hard to convey in a wargame. Martial prowess/perfection only gets you so far and it overlaps very hard with khorne/other races. The overlap is sort of the point of Slaanesh but then it just doesn't look very unique.
A Slaanesh character themed around some other indulgence like being a fat lazy piece of shit could easily just be seen as a Nurgle character or something. Age of Smegma has a fat slob focused on eating that works pretty well but fantasy already has many characters with the same gimmick
This week shall be both a patch week and a news week.
>>530226494hellstriders only cost half as much as a wrathmonger
>>530229142and yet they are about 1/10 as effective at their role
>>530229264they're one of the strongest light cavalry units in the game though?
>>530225834Why are you so fucking entitled anon? Just for that, we're delaying the DLC to 2026.
I want to try winning with smaller armies
What army size cap should I aim for with Thorgrim?
No thopter spam
we need a Vampire Counts, Vampire Coast, Tomb Kings DLC.
>>530233636aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
WE TAKE OUR LOOT BUT DON"T GET OLD
>>530233959Dance off bro, you and me
>>530233636>vampire coastlmao no
I loved playing Tomb Kings in 2 but I don't feel like playing them in 3
I hope they do get a rework
Anyone who's done Yuan Bo campaign, did you keep your city in Cantha or get rid of it?
Not sure which is a better route to take.
You think CA will ever go back and give toddy and/or the red duke an actual campaign or at least make them officially playable campaign faction?
>>530233636what would vamp coast get? same with the vampire counts, what could be some cool units they could get? I'd like to see zombie dragons.
>>530234637no reason to get rid of it unless you just don't want to deal with it
>>530128940 (OP)>Ancient woman>Owns catsI see some things never change
Could Klingons beat the high elves?
Assume 10000 Klingon warships of typical fleet composition appear and bombard Ulthuan from space
>>530136550Left. Some oldfags cant admit that past designs were atrocious and the new stuff is actually cool looking
Do you only play factions that you feel affinity to ( for example, only play order factions) or do you select factions based on playstyle/start pos?
>>530235994Its coming, but its ridiculous that its taken this long. It better blow me out of the water.
>>530237798probably
an anthill could beat the high elves, really
>>530237798Given how easily the Tal Shiar keeps clowning on those tards, the Warhammer pointy ears can probably do the same.
>>530238651i rotate through most of the factions in the game, but generally play more evil factions because you can make an excuse to declare war on anyone or take anything, but if you're playing an order faction it feels wrong to invade your allies and i end up getting bored once my borders are secured
>>530235949FUCK ME WHY DID I SAY CANTHA.
>>530234637Based GW player
>>530239003Tbfh, you can make a case to most order factions battling against eachother, with exception of maybe empire vs kislev, because that is weird af, its like shooting your bodyguard
Yet another beast of nurgle post. I've made a handful of them before on here and they still exceed my expectations. Even when I get tired of them and want to swap them out to something higher tier and try to suicide them into some huge clump, they just do not die. Send them into blobs. Send them at enemy duelist. Send them at armour. Send them to just waste time. They're cute!
Did I make a mistake ignoring these portals for Kislev? I'm like 80 turns deep and have not been going in them cause it seemed like even more things to learn, and now I see I need like 50 provinces to win a domination victory
I feel like I can't even do the portals at this point because the other factions have been doing them and my ally keeps dragging me into war with people and I need to fight 3 different factions right now
>>530179301>>530179845Total War Warhammer only works because its not that different from the history games. The setting is basically just fantasy 1600s. 40K is something else entirely.
>>530233636This would actually sell like a new game.
>>530240243Realm of Chaos is bad. Don't play it
You're better off waiting for the AI to finish getting the souls and then just intercepting them when they go for the final battle
>>53024056040k is just fantasy empire.
>>530240560Uh huh, sure thing buddy. Let the cope begin.
40k will be at the skulls event uh actually its the anniversary actually uh...TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
>>530241139Nice try, but we all know its gonna be announced at december since CA themselves told us
>>530240947Im not sure that's true
>>530241034Why do you think they've never made Total War WW2 even though it would print more money than Warhammer?
uh yeah we ALWAYS said it was gonna be december chud, d-don't look in the archives though
>>530241194He's coping because he knows his days are numbered.
>>530241331>Why do you think they've never made Total War WW2Too busy developing shit no one asked for and almost dying for it.
>>530241139>>530241367It would have been if CA wasn't working at a glacial pace right now. Stay mad though chuddie.
>>530241331>Why do you think they've never made Total War WW2 even though it would print more money than Warhammer?Cause they were busy throwing away their time and effort on garbage like Troy, Pharaoh and 3K. If that's your best argument for why they won't do it then I'm sorrrry to say but it's pretty weak. Plenty of settings they haven't touched yet that people have asked them for.
>>530240916I'll start over on Immortal Empires then and pick someone new
Whats a decent amount of turns to finish a campaign?
>>530241367>>530241139The first thing im gonna do when 40k gets announced is expel drifters like you by directly linking all the generals to /tg/ 40k threads
>uuuuuuuh trust me in an alternate timeline i WOULD be right and 40k would exist
kekarooooooooooooooooooooo
>>530241930>Whats a decent amount of turns to finish a campaign?CA wants you to finish by turn 100ish, but honestly? fuck that, I play campaigns until I get bored of it, be it on turn 300, or 50
I finally did it, guys... I defeated the Skullsmasherz on Legendary / VH as Louen
>December
>CA announces their new 40K game
>its designed like Halo Wars 2 and has nothing to do with Total War
>>530242841Congratulations Anon, you should be proud of that, and you honour The Lady.
And furthermore, I am of the opinion that the 3rd TOT LL will be Neferata.
Emperor is from Pontus.
Therefor Imperium=Pontus.
Which is why I will not play 40thousand Pontus
>>530243975>Designed like Halo Wars 2So it's an instant buy.
>>530244591He's actually from Lycia.
>>530244591he's actually Albanian, even uses the double headed eagle of albania as his flag
>>530246760Emperor is Turkish actually
>>530246878He predates both countries
>>530246878wrong
he was Kosovar
>>530243975That literally already exists. It is called the Dawn of War series.
>>530240916I mostly agree to this but I recently replayed it with Elspeth and it was surprisingly good. Kept playing for a while after the campaign victory and still fun. Having to start at the edge of the map and work your way securing the Empire and helping K*slev. RoC overall is pretty poor though.
>>530178959why is nobunaga there for cathay
>>530247670>attempting to tarnish DoW's name in such a gross mannerShame.
What would be the most insane setting for Total War that you'd actually want to play?
>>530248589captain underpants
>>530248312As if Relic didn't already do it.
>>530248589Cavemen. Rockmanii
>tfw melt Skarbrand with 10 quarreler units
Also idk why but I killed him and then got to fight him again for another defeat trait
Should I build a slayer army now?
>>530248589Dr. Seuss Total War
>>530251118beastmen ass. Raw
>>530251118>massive ass fucking wall>they fight right in front of it.Cathay had inspiration from somewhere
>>530248589I can't say it here
>>530248589One Piece. The source material has (pretty much) no noteworthy naval combat.
Why can't they make a mount and blade type RPG for warhammer fantasy with the assets from the game
>>530254070two mount and blade mods not good enough for you?
>>530254193Wouldn't it be illegal to rip assets?
>>530236518rotting devilfish
animated hulks (swivel guns)
animated hulks (deck sweeper guns)
depth guard (brace of pistols)
>>530251737lmao did you just wake up from a coma?
we're not in 2020 anymore corpocuck, it's an indie world now
now should I finally finish a grimgor campaign or play dwarfs for the first time....
just finished daniel with the overhaul mod btw it wasn't great
>presses all buttons
>wins
>>530238651yeah, I put Elves above all other factions in my list of factions to play. Bretonnians above Elves only because they have Goddess.
>>530254909he looks so comfy in his little hole
>>530248589Total War: Forgotten Realms
yfw warhammer 4 continues the timeline post end times
>>530256861CA donโt care for the setting that much to do it. Not when theyโre being offered a more tempting, richer setting.
>>530248589Total War: Hyenas
>>530248589Nation of Islam
Is it worth using chaos dwarfs early game?
I figure I should just make multiple hobgoblin stacks
How is the bolt thrower?
>>530263254They're your triarii, your lynchpin and you use the greens to fill out the army. Later add more chorfs when your economy allows or keep it the same and have more stacks.
>>530263254One or two chorfs make a huge impact when you're fighting endless shitstacks early game
Can't imagine their bolt thrower is any better than the dwarf one but theirs is decent enough and you don't have a cap on them
>>530256861As if GW would ever allow it.
>>530263254>Is it worth using chaos dwarfs early game?Yeah, give them frenzy and the basic warriors are very good.
>I figure I should just make multiple hobgoblin stacksHobgoblins kind of suck without gorduz in the army, i only ever have 1 full gobbo stack as half a stack of chaos dwarves is going to be better than a full stack of hobgoblins -gorduz. By the time you can afford 3 or more armies you generally have enough unit capacity to run different tiers of dwarves instead.
>How is the bolt thrower?It's like every other bolt thrower, a magma cannon is way better.
>>530255851I wonder how much it costs to have an e-thot shill your game like this.
>>530248589Total War: AC
>try to play the game
>both the pc and me are melting
What are some legendary lords that would delete summer?
>>530268851Attila and his mini iceage.
He personally conjured it to existense with his Finnish magic
>>530268851marienburg, because they're rich enough to buy air conditioning
>>530268851Malekith: I hate snow.
>>530240243Its alright anon, you can still catch up. Each time AI faction gets all souls, you get mission to stop them from winning the campaign that you have ~10 turns to teleport to. Win that mission and they are permanently out of the race.
As for portals, you should do at least Khorne/Slaanesh right away. They are trivial early on and if you do it only halfway, you can grab some truly OP rewards that last until you re-enter the realm. Do note that this kinda ruins the experience too, since every run afterwards you feel like you HAVE TO visit them or you're missing out. Click spoiler below at your own risk.
Khorne has 4 locations, one in each corner of his realm. These hold super-powerful weapons like "+400 AP damage, up to +300% more damage depending on how many kills you have ie Chainsword" and Slaanesh is series of circles, each with random reward more powerful than the previous. One of the best rewards in circle 7 is something like +200 Growth for 10 turns, 20 000 cash and sword with +10 MA +500 AP
>>530263254Bolt thrower is ass. Also, Chorf blunderbusses should be carrying your early game. Even hobgoblin stacks should have them.
>Peasants (Unbreakable) (Armored) (Charge Defense Against All) (Charge Reflection) (Decent Melee Combatant)
Hey, not bad for t0 unit!
>>530271236For comparison, here are Greatswords and Chaos Warriors. Peasants could easily body both of them. The Old Wold fears the Chinese bull!
>>530271236gotta love cathay power creep they're better than Bretonnian peasants and trained empire swordsmen because...they just are!
>>530271591To me they feel largely like Empire but better:
- Fire Rain Rocket Batteries are like Helstorms but with better spread (7 rockets instead of 3) and faster repositioning
- Frontliners are more durable and they get shielded AP AL elites
- Their AP ranged has longer range and uses bows so no LoS issues
- Their normal ranged has armor and shields akin to quarrelers so they win most of skirmishes
- Their chaff is cheap and has defense against both infantry and cavalry (with reflect!) so they dont rout on charge
Sure, they have worse cavalry, but thatยดs a rather small loss compared to what they gain. Especially since most battles are sieges where cavalry is inherently bad and Demigryphs arent the top #1 cav that bodies everything anymore.
>>530271562>>530271236They need to give China stronk for it to sell in that region
>>530271236CATHAY WILL GROW LARGER!
Do these things cause war declarations? I don't wanna be at war with Archaon..
>>530271918>Empire but betterI dont really see the comparison, if anything a better comparison would be Cathay and Dwarfs since they both are formation heavy armies (Cathays whole battle mechanic literally enforces it), Empire has better mobility (Reiksguard, Black Rose, Blazing Sun), proper skirmishing (Outriders, Pistoliers), Helstorms have longer range meaning theyre effective quicker, Helblasters will melt everything it hits and Luminarks can destroy Sky Junks and even the dragons. That being said, once you enter melee with Empires frontline you can whittle away at the rest provided any of their most powerful ranged units are offline
Do... do Wrathmongers beat Ku'gath?
>Khorne is meant to be the melee heavy faction
>surprised when they do what theyre supposed to do best, melee
Wrathmongers?
More like Wrathmoggers! I bet they could even take post-research tree Aspiring Champions!
>>530274801We need Bloodletters with Fireglaives
Khorne doesn't care where and how the blood flows
Khorne is a cheat faction anyways where the only acceptable LL to play (Arbaal because he is human) has teleport cheats as a mechanic and the only somewhat "challenging" campaign Skarbrand just isnt playable if you are a heterosexual
>>530275702>has hoofs so it looks like hes running with high heelsYou dont need to prove my point further, anon, Im glad we agree hes a LGBTQ friendly pick
>>530274614Yeah, easily. I dont own Wrathmoggers DLC so I couldnt test them, but even Doomseekers beat Kuยดgath if they dont take too many hits when closing in. Doomseekers get bodied by Wrathmongers even though they get Anti-Infantry bonus against them but not Kuยดgath, so Wrathmongers should win easily.
>>530275631What are you even trying to say you schizo faggot
>>530275778Well I can't really argue against that since I'm gay and I love Skarbrand and Khorne. The type of gay who wears panties and such.
Anyways, Skarbrand is awesome.
>>530275783>5 Karl Franz's cant beat Ku'Gath>an infantry unit without anti-large canxD
>>530238651i play almost nothing but chorfs or cathay because at this point caravans are the only thing i enjoy in the game
>>530241930whenever you get bored you stop playing
this number will keep decreasing as you get better at the game
>>530150524You get bayonets and do charges. Anyway you get cannons with cannister fire and just blow enemy.
God I love when this happens.. I'll let him fight that on his own and watch.
>>530278378>Kislev and Arbaal band together to hold back the Norscan hordesSomething is especially fucky here
>>530278501Mhm, I'm totally his ally, totally not fucking him over.
>>530278746Khorne would not approve of such cowardice.
>>530277258So the best players quit after 2 turns?
Any mod that uncaps the max movement point increase from 50%?
>>530186849>Omar Farang ZinSome sort of retarded nafrinor just Sicilian?
>>530248589Hydaelyn... at least, if it happens soon enough, because I'm losing interest in the setting at an accelerated rate since DT came out.
"To see snowpetals solemly dancing down like falling leaves of an untouched forest in gentle autumn breeze... Ahh, to be back home with my quarreling siblings"
>>530248589Total War Requiem Vampire Knight.
beast of nurgle really are best boys
sent one into a pack of 4 skinks to keep them busy and he ended the fight at full HP
>>530282858what is he doing in front of anor londo?
>>530282986I love how repulsive they are
>England. King Henry sits upon a hungry throne, thirsty for more land.
https://youtu.be/81mFs6p7JhI?si=oDq88IzqOwDDTAHO
>>530283278>England. Keir Starmer sits upon a hungry throne, thirsty for more immigrants.
>>530283128>repulsivenigger they look like fucking plushies
slaneesh got tit snakes before nurgle got actually disgusting units
>>530283713I think if the nurgle units had a slimy shiny look to them it'd be better
>>530283713you don't know that, the third faction hasn't been revealed yet
>>530283213Mhm. I just wish Arbaal was a better fighter. Usually I run through cities solo with Skarbrand but he can't do that. He has 0 killing power outside of his boom button. No self heal is major ass too.
>>530284075arbaal buffs his army more than skarbrand can
>>530284075Collision attacks and regen are really important for mass chaff clear. Especially collision attacks, since that lets you hurt ~30 models at once instead of the 3-5 of typical melee swing.
>>530284287Sure but I don't like using armies. I like using Lords. The msot fun is like 5man squads. Awesome lord, a couple cav, 2 heroes on huge mounts.
Squeezing 15 slow red fucks through these tiny ass gates and around city corners is fucking aids.
>>530284446Sure is, that's why Skarbrand is so fun. Just charge him in a circle constantly and he annihilates while walking.
>>530283713Nurgle cant have any intestines hanging out anymore since that increases age rating and is bad for sales. Hence all disgusting units with intestines hanging out have been replaced with less disturbing mouths :)
So this is it, the last /twg/
>>530285564There will be as many /twg/s are there are upcoming Warhammer 3 DLCs.
>>530248589Total War: The Second Franchise to Get Its Own Board
>>530284740Nurgle not having a Cordyceps unit is a great big miss
>>530248589Total War: Animals. The factions are animals, like cats, dogs, cows, pigeons etc
>>530282630500 IQ thoughts
>>53028280850 IQ thoughts
>>530227240You mean Slaanesh isn't fast as fuck allowing you to outmaneuver and flank your opponents?