Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>530067573
tfw you will never wake up to Andrew laying on top of your back, reaching between you and the bed to give you a hand job while his cock is balls deep in your asshole pumping you full of his cum. I'm not gay but I just think it would be nice
>>530251982I want to wear Ashley's asshole as a tongue sleeve. I want to wriggle my tongue around inside her rectum like I'm having a cup of yoghurt without a spoon.
Post good old greens/fictions
>>530252437I liked the Frederik ones
>>530250721>>530250908>>530251109Guys im re-writing the Graves family AU for any1 interested
Im trying to capture the energy of the illustrations and make it a bit more cannon accurate since the old AU was written pre-chapter 3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67128067/chapters/173337364
>>530252437>>530253257https://rentry.org/72od63a2
>stings you when you sleep
I can't believe retards insisted right up until 3A came out that Renee didn't sell her kids
PROMISES MADE.
PROMISES KEPT.
>>530262596so glad i voted for her
>>530262596>*long exhaustive yawn*really back to this?
What kind of fetishes do you think Andrew has? I hc him as having fetish for legs and feet. He definitely would lick his sister's body like it's a lollipop.
Why doesnโt Andrew simply give Ashley a spanking until she behaves?
>>530263772Ashley would make this wholesome sibling activity into something weird
>>530264494And that would just lead to Ashley having to be disciplined even more itโs a whole terrible cycle
>the gooner general thread for the gooner game has lost so much interest they dont even post the goonerbait anymore
>>530263772But what if he slips and he accidentally fingers her? Then he's crossed the line and may as well creampie her for hours!
>>530265265>gooner gameWhat?
>>530264753Exactly, what man would want to hear his little (20) sister's whines and whimpers as he tenderizes her tush?
>>530262596Kids these days don't know about the Poetry Wars.
>>530265327Sometimes a manโs got to do what a manโs got to do and correct the problem with his sister especially if mom and dad arenโt around to punish her. Itโs really not easy being a big brother
>>530266624Rape is good for the economy
>>530267775I had to double check if that was an Ashley line from the game or not
I've been so fucking horny lately. I need to fuck Thiu and Ashley and Julia and Renee and Marion and Lynn and Noelle and Ivy
>>530269154Marion? Thiu? But that would be gay...
>>530269418They're feminine enough
>>530269646feminine penis is still penis
>>530269681Did I deny being gay?
>>530269812kinda by implying they were feminine
>>530270339I mean, there is some nuance to it. I'm not into very masculine men like Douglas or Lua. I'm into girls and if men who are girly enough. Thiu is girly enough that I want to play with his body, cock and all
>>530270493>very masculine men like DouglasLook, I'm not saying the bar for "masculine" is bara yaoi, but Douglas is a pretty boy.
>>530270682I'm not into older men. You know what I mean
>>530270682Is Doug pretty? I have basically no sense of how attractive men are outside the extreme ends.
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>>530271443He looks retarded because nemlei can only draw twinks or old men, so Douglas falls into this weird gap in her ability. He's just drawn as a generic young man + eyebags. Captcha: GARYP2
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>>530272397even when he was young he looked average
>>530272857He had that Euro footballer axe haircut.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>530273282A good sister will try anal at least once. It's not that great for either party, but damn if it doesn't make you proud to know that you sent your goop troopers into her pooper.
>>530274389Cumming inside a woman's asshole sounds like the most incredible experience. And andrew probably found out too since Julia is a Laestadian who wanted to protect her virginity
>>530274948Heretics don't care about their purity just like how they don't care about the word of God.
>>53027494899% of what makes any form of sex incredible is mental, not sensory. Stuffing your critter in your sister's shitter is hot.
>>530276161>Stuffing your critter in your sister's shitter is hot.Brilliant line. Popped a chub. Going for a wank. Thanks mate.
>>530275108Laestadians aren't heretics! We're pure and God-fearing.
>>530269154>>530269418>I need to fuck Thiu and Ashley and Julia and Renee and Marion and Lynn and Noelle and Ivy>Marion? Thiu? But that would be gay...Are you implying fucking Lynn wouldn't be gay?
>>530280646I know what I said.
Will we ever learn Renee's maiden name?
>>530276995Those are some really big eyebrows...
>>530281534it's probably something like O'doyle.
>>530265265>FB_IMG_1746852740642.jpg
>>530283694Facebook is still used by some young people. Eastern European Neo-Nazis, I believe. Not Russian, mind you, the Russians use VK.
>>530272857Doug used to look like Tyler Durden
Now he looks like the Narrator
>I am Jack's pegged asshole
>>530284405>EE N-NThat's a thing? Most EE look dysgenic.
>>530284696It's a cultural thing
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We're starving, Nemlei. Ashley is going to stop being a fat fuck by the time we get the next devlog.
>>530289407I'm sure hope not
Imagine being such a hussy that you pick your husband over your brother. She's an affront to sisterkind.
https://x.com/Uncommonsince76/status/1941961091522675046
>>530250619 (OP)Hey Nemnems. Can I get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SteamDB update?
AIIIIEEEEE SHE'S IN MY HOUSE
>>530291414This infringes Nems's copyright.
You're lucky she doesn't actively use this critter anymore because then this would also be trademark infringement.
>>530291414Shit! hide the decrypted assets!
>>530291963From a computer science perspective it's not actually encryption technically, but obfuscation.
>>530292171Is Nem a computer wizard?
>>530291414https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/490163875/#490208123
>>530292640Not if the game runs on Chromium
>>530208363>>530292640CoffinOS will release with Episode 4 and your PC will be automatically upgraded, preserving only Kit9-approved files. Trust the plan!
>>530294196Very kissable nose
>>530291414KTI9 JUST FLEW OCVER MY HOSUE
>>530265265>FB_IMGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoCZY9GRlD0
>>530271443That does not count
>>530253982Does Andrew have any more kids with the eldest daughter?
Did you know trees are made out of wood
>>530253982What is your characterization of Audrey? She's not into incest and her brothers being creeps towards her
>>530299198She's more into incest than her brother.
>>530289407Maybe Ashley had a point about consuming other people when she eats them.
She ate Renee, gained a mom bod.
They ate a cultist, and can now summon demons at ease.
Was Douglas actually a neglectful dad or just busy? His ghost was apparently happy to see Andrew, and he at least mentally paid enough attention to know where his kids played. I find it too easy to view Douglas as a tragic figure, unlike Renee who is actively malicious.
>>530299002Unironically was Douglas' daughter moreso than Ashley. Although I am holding out that Doug had a batshit life involving demons prior to meeting Renee, and was the one who drew and used that summoning circle in the abandoned house before. I like to think that Renee actually did prevent him from committing some murders, (the timecapsule mention of his dad showed he likely had no problem killing).
>>530299623He held no resentment towards his kids, that being said he was 100% on board with selling them.
>>530299726It's canonically true, you wouldn't catch Andrew dead defending incest the way Ashley did.
>>530299623It looks like he did try to reach out to them but it was very half-hearted due to his depression, being tired, and not caring for them *that* much.
I mean, he kept Andrew to begin with mainly because he thought Renee wanted to.
Douglas is the kind of person who has no conscience, or at least, he uses Renee as a justification for his actions.. He can be perfectly kind and caring but then also sacrifice you to the curb if it suits him.
He didn't care slightest bit that their kids killed Nina, even though he knew of her, all he cared about was their kids getting in trouble.
Then he was also the one who had the final say in selling their children out to the conspiracy.
He may love his children, but he loves his wife more, and he'll choose her any day of the week, even when he was about to die, he felt the need to say he regrets nothing and thinks they've done a good job raising them.
>>530300014>even when he was about to die, he felt the need to say he regrets nothing and thinks they've done a good job raising themI think that's just him being too passive and non-confrontational to even recognise the gravity of being tied up at gunpoint. Like you suggested, his brain was mush from depression and exhaustion; his whole existence, with the exception of loving Renee, was half-hearted.
>>530299726Why are you always against their kids also being incestuous? Andrew and Ashley have the best form of romance ever possible, their kids also reaching that with their soulmate siblingspouse is good. Siblings are born married anyway, it's destiny.
>>530299983im not talking about ashley
>>530300368Then why not Andrew and Ashley also having sex with their kids? Retard
>>530300525Parent-child incest is cringe
>>530300368Andrew and Ashley fell for each other for personal compatibility and severe trauma bonding, neither of them really fell for the other becase "muh sibling".
Ashley admits Andrew is all she's had and known, and Andrew developed a sense of companionship he's never had with anyone else, them being siblings is more of an impediment(Even Ashley was frustrated over not being allowed to fuck Andrew), I just don't see Andrew and Ashley letting that slide with their own kids.
They'd try not to traumatize their own kids the same way as they were, and will probably be on lookout for early sight of any incestuous behavior.
>>530300795Watch out, pointing this out triggers some autists in these threads
>Episode 4A is just simply LU just simply saying "Andrew...Just be yourself"
That's it? It was that easy all along?
https://x.com/tasuki_3459/status/1942204191109476519
>>530300525What the fuck do you think I meant by "best form of romance ever possible"? I mean siblings and you know it.
>>530300795Again with this argument. All the reasons you lay out are inherently tied to them being siblings. They're one and the same. If they weren't siblings they most probably wouldn't have bonded the way that did in the first place.
>>530300906>My arguments always make people seethe heh I'm so smortDo that on reddit kid
>>530301294>>530301493Pocket siblings for all your on-the-road sibling needs
>>530300795I'm really not sure Andrew loves Ashley
>>530301764Andrew loves Ashley, not because incest makes him hard
Siblings kiss because they are meant to kiss.
>>530300795The trauma they bonded over was a trauma they shared BECAUSE they're siblings though. The siblinghood is inherent to their love, what's the reason to seperate those facts?
>>530301764Based sociopath Andrew, great job bending over backwards just to fuck with your sister by pretending to care about her
>>530302474Andrew WISHES he's half as jaded as he thinks he is.
>>530303028Andrew, maybe you shouldn't buy shirts twice your size?
>>530302443are you saying andrew and ashley should traumatize their children so they can fuck eachother?
>>530300906It's not even autists. It's just deranged retards who have somehow managed to become cucks for a parasocial relationship. Like they're so invested in Andrew and Ashley fucking each other in canon that they have developed this elaborate "Delphic" fantasy that the only "true love" is sibling love.
Like they've literally placed themselves in a cuck chair in the corner whispering about purity and romance while Andrew rails Ashley in the bedroom.
>>530303494ep3 was amazing but it brought so many faggots to these threads its insane
>>530303494Pushing how Andrew and Ashley would encourage their kids to fuck eachother is really dumb and OOC in my opinion. The game even shows Andrew is not into incest at all many times, including BTFOing haggots
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>>530303494>>530303663incest supremacists have always tried to force their ideology here
>>530289407I don't think she's fat here. Her figure is just obstructed by the cleaver. This is the only picture where she could possibly be interoperated as fat, and it's the one where her figure is obstructed.
>>530299983The anon you're replying to is talking about Audrey, their hypothetical daughter, not Ashley. Putting that aside, it's because he was repressed and in denial. The latest chapter made it clear that Ashley had sex with Andrew primarily to please him, not herself.
>>530303494>they have developed this elaborate "Delphic" fantasy that the only "true love" is sibling loveThey're right, though.
>>530304123TCoJaL would be better
stop destroying the thread idiots here we only talk about incest and anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck himself
>>530303494Glad to see someone agree. It's true that this is an story about incest, but a greater truth is that is an story about two people that just simply love each other with an undying conviction.
>>530304536I'm about to ruin your whole life.
>Being mad at the native /calg/ word "delphic"
>Being mad at the native /calg/ notion that sibling incest is true love
>Being mad at le heckin incest fetishists
I can very clearly see who the newfags are frankly
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>>530304903>>530305128reminder that the main character is disgusted by incest
>>530303487How the fuck did you get that from what I said? I was just replying to one of the things you were arguing, I don't care for the Graves family fan fiction thing until Nemlei shows the Epilogue happy family ending.
>>530305236He isn't disgusted by incest you retard, he is disgusted by his sister saying a cringy porn line that would make the hardest man soft. He cares about incest as much as he cares about sacrificing a random family of campers, unless it ruins his public image.
>>530304903>here we only talk about incest and anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck himselfwe talk about the game actually, not sure what reddit told you about these threads
>>530305128No one is hating on ''delphic'' or any of the thing you posted, reddit filename-kun. People are complaining about autists like you who have a meltdown everytime someone points out this
>>530304983>It's true that this is an story about incest, but a greater truth is that is an story about two people that just simply love each other with an undying conviction.
>>530305518>He cares about incest as much as he cares about sacrificing a random family of campers, unless it ruins his public image.but sex with ashley made him suicidal even though nobody will find out about it
>>530305518>He isn't disgusted by incest you retardguess Andrew wants to fuck his mother too right?
>>530305608>muh redditThe subreddit puts warnings and signs betwen every five comments that incest is actually le bad and put the hagmod over the actual announcement of the game's release so they're clearly not very excited about sibling love. (You) might have forgotten it but the story in fact stands on the basis of incest.
>>530305961>The subreddit puts warningsReally? I wouldn't know. Maybe you should go back though
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>>530305902classmates know
>>530305772Unloving sex with Ashley and the fact of being coerced into having sex with her with no romance made him feel disgust along with many other things, not incest itself. He peeps on her for fuck's sake man.
>>530305902>Didn't read the rest of the postI swear to god you people have got to be baiting.
>>530305608the new one is you idiot here we have always talked about incest and love before people like you came along.
>>530305128I read "frankly" as "inky" lol
>Haggot shit starts being posted
Oh yeah, this is bait. Well, two can play that game.
>>530306207>I swear to god you people have got to be baiting.How is the rest of your post supposed to rebuff that argument? Sex with Renee or Ashley would ruin his image all the same, yet he only wants Ashley and even the game says he's disgusted by Renee. Yes the basis of the game is incest, but as the other anon said it's more about love each other with an undying conviction, and not incest fetish. And the game shows that
>>530306240>no ukill yourself
>>530305759>reddit filenameThe filename is clearly 4chan-ian, see the initial series of numbers. I saved that image from these threads a year ago.
>>530306240/vg/ is a videogame board actually, this thread is to discuss the videogame The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, not your therapy session
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posts I don't like=bait
always the same thing at this time of day, the worst possible publications.
These are my favourite hours. Thank you for waking up America-san, you are unironically the best.
This game is about sibling love. Find something else to be pedantic about to feel "media literate".
Of all the 6 Graves, which one is the most likely to become a professional clown, or a jester?
I'm betting on Andrew myself.
>>530306910>This game is about loveFTFY
>>530306910Yeah I'll be pedantic: where the fuck did Ashley's choker go? How did the artist remember Andrew's stupid collar tag but forget Ashley's choker?
>>530306679>I saved that image from these threads a year ago.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1705567259534442%20edrtf5hyd5.png/
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Stick.
>>530306958You bet right
>>530306964If they weren't siblings and it was just a love story, you wouldn't be here. All the complexity and the interesting plot of thereof comes from sibling love.
>>530307317lmao. what an autistic thing to lie about
>>530307403>If they weren't siblings and it was just a love story, you wouldn't be hereI follow Nemlei since NGN
>>530307429Tourists will do anything to try fit in
>>530307480Prove it. I remember an anon mentioning he knew someone that played NGN prior to Coffin's demo release, but I'd like to see some evidence.
>>530307403I'm here because I like cannibalism and this game has a fun take on it. Andrew and Ashley could just be childhood friends and the emotional impact of the story would be the same.
>>530307661https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/632579491/#q632579491
>>530307317>>530307429>>530307480You people have got to be baiting. I said "that" image, which clearly indicates I meant this one
>>530305128, not this one
>>530306679Here, I even found the post that I saved it from so you can shove it up your ass:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/495369589/#q495551771
>>530307097Nemlei forgot to draw Ashley's choker in multiple Ep2 cg's. One of these cg's was used in cropped a teaser months before Ep2 came, making it extremely clear that her choker was missing, yet the choker was still missing on launch day, embarassing.
>>530307317>added the 1705567259534442 in the filename in the searchThe true filename is the one after it, the set of numbers comes from saving the image. Way to out yourself lmao.
>>530307706this game wouldn't be half as popular if it didn't have incest
>>530308126Nothing changes if you search for that image hash. Again, why lie?
>>530307789This was a few days after the Gamejam release though. Not to complain too much, it's just that the status of being here before coffin is pretty special, although being here since the very start is still impressive. Do you have any proof from an earlier date?
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>>530308165This story wouldn't even exist if they weren't siblings. Absolutely braindead takes are being proudly defended in this thread right now.
>>530308240>This was a few days after the Gamejam release thoughYes, i made that thread because it was when coffin threads started popping out and i thought other people played it too
This was the first Nemlei-related thread ever made https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/632217725
>>530308346Literally no one is saying that. All that was said is that Andrew and Ashley would not encourage their own children to fuck eachother. You're the retard taking this as a personal attack
>>530308234The anon already responded to you
>>530307816, which you intentionally ignored. You're just trying to stir shit.
>>530308469Not him but you responded to anons asking you other things with the "they wouldn't encourage incest" bit even when they were not arguing anything relating to it(see
>>530302443 >>530303487 >>530305304), so the discussion clearly surpassed that and you're shifting back to it whenever you're called out for your nonsense.
>>530309423I wonder what inspries artists to design clothing like that for their art, it seems unique. Either way they look great.
>>530309153Cutest character in the game
>>530309153I love the fact that the cutest image related to this game is also official.
>>530308469This is just proof that "Andrew dindu nuffin" is the result of the fanbase becoming a LOT younger and therefore stupider after Episode 2's popularity.
>>530310518His bullet will forever remain in his heart.
Whoops, pardon me. I meant he will forever remain in our hearts.
>>530311049I think andrew dindu syndome are just women getting into the game, not younger people.
>>530311183>Took 38 minutesAnons are slacking nowadays
Also I'm going to strangle the anon who named these files. I looked for this image typing "hmph" but it didn't show up because it's named "hmpf" instead.
>>530308469This one I think counts as being the first, since Coffin was all that was posted in that thread, and was the op, I'd say it qualifies as the first dedicated thread.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/632091739/#632093708
Regardless, it was the first ever post pertaining to this game too that I could find, so even with just that it's still a watershed post. Funny how rough chapter 1 looked, I never noticed that. Not that Nems is an amateur, she's been doing art all her life, just the time crunch with the increased gameplay probably got to her. In any case, here's some rare art for your troubles.
>>530311330Even zoomer males celebrated Andrew beating Ashley
>>530308963You quoted 3 different people, but whatever
>>530311579I still wish to see what ''male brain'' art was about
>>530311579MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>530311395Blame Nemlei, I used her filenames wherever I could and that's how she spelled it in the Episode 2 assets.
>>530311579Irrefutable proof Nemlei is into ryona
>>530311579I thought you said you were leaving /calg/?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526803059/#526874937
>>530312076Damn, he was bitching and moaning even then.
>>530311049A little bit of emotional intelligence and intuition could tell anyone that that boy ain't right, even in the Episode 1 days.
>>530312042Who knows? No seriously, the image is not in any archive, I searched too damn long and got nothing. A bizarre cold-case if I ever saw one.
>530312076Rent-free
>>530312645I do not believe
>>530313607But anon, that boy ain't right...
He did nothing wrong until episode 3 when he helped sacrifice those campers.
>>530312042Who knows? No seriously, the image is not in any archive, I searched too damn long and got nothing. A bizarre cold-case if I ever saw one.
>>530312076My last post was hyperbolic, my apologies fren, but I did just want just some more posts for old times sake. Leaving a place like here after almost 2-years is not easy. But yeah, I did realize later that it's fucked to post about her earlier stuff.
I still wonder where anon got that original image though
>>530313961>I did realize later that it's fucked to post about her earlier stuff.>keeps doing itYou're not fooling anyone. Kill yourself
>>530313961Oh you're that one guy who kept posting those stuffs and got his posts deleted for it and was too autistic to understand why doing it was wrong. Welcum.
>>530313961See you tomorrow
>>530313950He still didn't nothing wrong. Andrew understand that in the field of Dharma there is nothing to lose, only to gain, and every soul slain bring him closer to Brahman.
>>530315615Can you explain that with normal terms? Andrew doesn't shit in the street.
Ashley only stole Andrew's heart. What's a sister to do...
>>530315950Take responsibility by jumping out the window with him.
>>530315950Reminder that the sister ALWAYS wins
Peak
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5SnFcoURIq4
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>>530296041>Who?You know, Nina.
So if she's somewhere near me
I hope to God she hears me
There's no one else
Could ever make me feel
I'm so alive
I hoped she'd never leave me
Please God you must believe me
I've searched the universe
And found myself
Within her eyes
https://youtu.be/aOkiG53ituQ?feature=shared
>>530318782The maker of Microphondrew, please make an Ashley version of this.
>>530318956Not the creator, but here
>>530318257>ALWAYS wins>the only real ending we have is where she loses
>>530317794>>530318841if tcoaal were an episode of columbo shed die in the first 20 minutes
>>530319226She wins in Leyley wins and SnS.
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>>530319384>Leyley winsnot a real ending
>SnSlooks like a loss
>>530319175Awesome desu. Can you change her eyebrows to that of pic related, I know if I tried it I would fuck it up.
>>530319426Thanks for the png image Nemlei.
>>530319226>>530319593>Contrarian responses to a ritualpost / jokeNext you will respond to this
>>530307369 saying "Um akshualleyley, the game says it's a wooden debris"
>>530319742Just use GIMP/Photoshop (to preserve.png transparency) to paste her head over the original image. <5 minute task.
>>530320151What is this subspecies of Shley called?
The dream police
They live inside of my head
The dream police
They come to me in my bed
The dream police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no
>>530319370Its never too late to spank a misbehaving girl even if she's your sister and cousin regardless of age. Its the morally correct thing to do
>>530320708Silence, federal agent, I will NOT be fucking my sister on my own time, in a way that is contrary to your glowing advice
>>530320818I said spank not fuck a major reason there are so many out of controls women nowadays is that guys keep fucking them in the middle of their punishment
>>530320430Count me in
>>530320448It resembles a fly to me
>>530321075>guys keep fucking them in the middle of their punishmentFucking lmao
>>530321075This. Never give aftercare if you've smacked your woman in the face and don't apologize even if you feel guilty, after all you've had reasons to hit her so don't invalidate those reasons with an apology.
>>530321075>he can resist jiggly sisterbutt>he doesn't want to be able to spank her even harder after and see his cum ooze outHomoanon?
>>530321359And also NEVER smack without a reason.
>(Oh great, now Andrew is giving online lessons in domestic violence.)
>>530321921A sister is the natural property of her brother
>>530318723Never heard this name in my life
>>530321921It's not him...
>>530321921sisters love getting beaten by brothers
>>530322392Every little sister ever incites an older brother so that she can subtly play catch with him. It's like a mating ritual between siblings like tickle fights.
>>530321921the world would be a better place if spanking didnt stop on some random age and instead girls were spanked in their 20s and 30s. You never stop being an older brother
>>530322769>tfw my sister doesn't like being tickledSo I should ask about spanking her then, right?
I won't complain
Although my heart's in pain
Love forever lost
Love forever lost
I won't complain
I won't complain
Though you may shine
In splendor diamond-bright
Though in your heart
There shines no ray of light
I know too well
I won't complain
Although my heart's in pain
I saw you in my dreams
And saw your heart in its nocturnal schemes
And saw the serpeant in that heart so plain-
I saw its you who's tears now fall like rain-
I won't complain
I won't complain
Always felt this poem fit Andrew perfectly, translated from this piece.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2wvnsFpx0
>>530323461Spanking and tickling are like salt and sugar. No one can dislike both.
>>530323461spanking isnt a thing you ask about you tell them to bend over or get over your knee and see how they react
>>530324409Spanking is like vegetables it doesnt work if you only do it once and she will be thankful for them later even if she isnt right now.
>>530320448>What is this subspecies of Shley called?Mobshley
>>530325686FRIENDS?
CUTE GIRLS WHO LIKE ME?
PROSPECTS FOR A STABLE FUTURE CAREER!!1!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LORD UNKNOWN
>>530326586>Andrew is sticking his claws on that thighZoowee mama! OOOOOUUUUUCHHHH!!!
>>530326831>Look Andrew, my booger!
>>530327087Reminder that the head he's stomping there is Renee's.
>>530327087Are they supposed to be Borgias here or what
>Anders... It's not your fault.
>>530327886>Don't fuck with me, alright! Don't fuck me Dad, not you..https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA?feature=shared
>>530327690>actually loved by the people>halos>golden appleThere's something sinister about it but I can't quite figure out what it is.
>>530328226>Dont fuck me DadI forgot ONE word..
>>530327970Very subtle. Very professional.
>>530324409It's the drewality of man.
>>530261340AIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>530327886What's not? Dad, you're not making any sense.
>>530327886It's all your fault Dookie.
>>530329953No. No, you're not hearing me. It's not your fault.
>>530330743If Doug had tried could he have done better? Gotten through to Andrew? Made Renee act better? He's not even a bad guy but he's just not there. Andrew literally thinks he forgot his name when he tries calling him Anders.
>>530333683If anyone tried, really
>>530327970Those hands seems MASSIVE in coomparision to Ashley's
>>530336130Looks like a ugly inbred puppy.
>>530336701She looks CUTE!
>>530326061Which friends? What Cute girl? Are you hallucinating Andrew?
>>530338167Don't listen to anon, Andrew. There is no reason to take your meds. I'm real and I will always be there for you.
>>530303203he lost a lot of weigt during the lockdown Ashley
Maybe you shouldnt be so jugy okay
>>530339336This is the most beautiful bust in the whole game. It's insane to me that Andrew didn't feel some primal, intense, and wrathful demand of his own senses, to melt his lips onto that pretty face.
>>530340169>t. FatdrewAndrew is a fatty fat fatso. Someone post the Fatdrew so we can make more fun of his fatness.
>>530340535It's because Andrew is against incest
>>530340535Indeed. Teenshley is the perfect in between of a little sister's cuteness and bratty behaviour, while also having the sex appeal of a perfect wife. Look at her eyes. My god...
>>530340992>Andrew's such a master manipulator he convinced anonAnon, I...
>>530340992Yeah, but he can just like, be himself you know?
>>530341369>Anon, I...He went soft when Ashley tried leaning into it. He's into Ashley specifically, not just the vague concept of a sister, like some people.
>>530341371A total fucking Andy?
>>530340992At least Decay won't have incest
>>530340535I mean, I get it. The downside to having a cute sister is having to talk to a cute girl
>>530341619>He went soft when Ashley tried leaning into it. >>530305518Why would a guy who mutilated his parents as a daytime chore be genuinely oh so disgusting by incest anyway?
Andrew should be more romantic (as in romance) with Ashley, why won't he call her love like how she calls him beloved?
>>530341920disgusted*
Fuck me.
>>530342014Why won't Ashley ever call him something corny and poetic like "beloved", huh? Ever think of that??
Andrew and Ashley sitting at a tree
K I S S I N G
>>530342178The premise of Nemlei next game is about a middle aged rouge assasin and his teenage runaway gf
>>530342624>rougeI guess that is fair, she did NGN then BH, right? Makes sense to do two red themed games in a row.
>>530342178This changes nothing
>>530342869>the truth squirtsLMAO
Episode 4A spoilers leaked
>>530343821Funny, this solves basically all of their problems.
>>530343821I just imagined some situation in Burial where Andrew start to planning more unhinged schemes and there is a point where Ashley refuses, so he tie her up to carry on and come back home later.
>>530343821My headcanon is that Ashley would like these sorts of stuff. When I heard the
>Yes, sir!line in my native language translating the game, I came ALL OVER the place.
>>530344075Nemlei this is a cool idea, write this one down.
>>530341920>Why would a guy who mutilated his parents as a daytime chore be genuinely oh so disgusting by incest anyway?It shocked him. It's something Ashley had, by his own admission, never said up until that point. Saying he's "disgusted" by it is a complete mischaracterization of the situation, anybody who has played the game knows that Andrew's feelings for Ashley are far, far, FAR more complicated than Ashley's feelings are for him. Andrew's warped desire for her was in direct conflict with his normie faรงade (copedrew) along with his pseudo-parental role, it was a massive source of internal conflict, and being reminded of the reality of the situation immediately flips the switch from a moment of passion because it's a splash of cold water down the pants. It actually bothers me how both sides of the argument seem completely oblivious to his situation, I feel like this shit is very obvious if you pay attention even a little bit.
>>530344343WINNER WINNER PARENT DINNER
>>530336701>inbred badslippery slope there julia hater
>>530342624Kino, literally
Why is Andrew so hot?
I'm not even a fag but he's even hotter than Ashley
>>530322392girls like it when guys hold them accountable for things and this becomes even more the case if they are a little sister
>>530344962there is nothing more romantic than a guy being ashamed of his pathological romantic obsession with you
>>530345015>girls like it when guys hold them accountable for thingsThat's not entirely true. Girls like it when guys they are attracted to hold them accountable for things.
>>530345159this is whats gonna make it so great when my ex has a moment of weakness and takes me back
>>530345197Kek. An important bit people often forget.
>>530345159I meant it more in the "how is it that it took a woman to create the ideal twink bf?" angle.
He's just the exact mix of pushover and pushy
We better not hit fucking image limit because of this shit!
>>530345197Youre right I guess I can of assumed that by default the same way when people say they want some kind of game its assumed they mean the game will be good.
>>530346292You WILL rape the image limit and you WILL be happy!
>>530346595Very subtle. Very professional. Gamershley has NO idea. Andrew, teach me your ways...
>>530342829Didn't Better Half came first? Either way, is strange that BH art is so odd compared to even Candy Scrabs and Divilethion.
>>530342829>red themed games?
>>530344517Good post. A summary could be that Ashley is the singular, central anchor to life that Andrew has. Is archetypal of perceived "evil" people or "villains" to have something to hold onto, either a promise, an ideal, or in this case, a person. Andrew maybe wants to find reconciliation between his troubled background, and his genuine feelings for Ashley, in a way, that he feels that he's not causing any more damage.
>>530347960He said rouge instead of rogue so now he's being made fun of.
>>530348368My bad, but i still didn't get the joke. Is this a Sonic thing?
>>530348268>in a way that he feels that he's not causing any more damage.This just fucking broke my heart man... I feel sorry for these kids so much.
>>530348368I thought you were going into some kind of red oni/blue oni themed games for a moment, which would fit considering NGN/BH and TCOAAL differences.
>>530348552ROUGE, nigga. ROUGE. Pronounced /ษนuส/.
>>530341920>Why would a guy who mutilated his parents as a daytime chore be genuinely oh so disgusting by incest anyway?Why so many deities and figures across all traditions and mythologies draw the line in some behaviors but allow others like endless war? It's all in principle. You're being reductive if you just simply leave it as "the guy who mutilated his parents" if you don't consider everything that lead up to that point. It's also the same reason why Andrew wanted to sacrifice a whole family without any other consideration, but wanted to kill himself after harming Ashley; he has values.
>>530348986andrew is a schizo more like
>>530349450Even if his reasons are questionable (burial), he is not devoid of those. Every choice he has made was for something.
This could've been Renee if she didn't act so goddamn silly all the time.
>>530320295>>530319742NTA, but here, since people are lazy.
Took about 10s.
>>530320295Over a thousand million years on paint later...
>>530349934Renee would have never accepted their relationship.
>>530326586>ashley grinding her pussy on andrew's kneeHOT
>>530330743Kid Andrew would probably break down if he said that to him.
>>530353560Son, son... It's not your fault.
>>530350063Thanks anon! I didn't make it myself because I knew I could always count on you.
>>530354735>>530353560>Nemlei includes a gray vision like this where Douglas acts like a proper father
>>530348986Disgust is an emotional reaction, values implies ideas and principals, which I do admit Andrew has (or tells himself he has) about sexxing his sister and preying upon her, but that's the reason he goes soft. He feels like a predator/pervert/degenerate, not because he's disgusted by the act of incest, but the notion of incest and his perception of himself. He does things that Copedrew could not be able to cope his way out of like peeping on her while changing, I can't believe he feels disgusted by that but I can certainly believe he feels disgusted by himself for engaging in that. Same thing with killing Neener, I don't think he cares that a kid he knew died but he cares a kid died because of him and that he can't ever be a gud boi anymore.
Plus your constant passive-aggressive crusade against le hecking incest fetishists is ridiculous. If you think it's out of place or stupid that people here think incest is the most romantic thing in the world I don't know what to tell you.
When are you getting a job? Move out!
/calgon/ has evolved past the need of devlogs, past the need for updates, past the domain of Nemlei.
The future of /comb/ begins today, with no gods and no masters.
>>530356940It is funny how there are still people who only know this as the incest game and still buy it knowing they will be angry about the game having incest in it. It reminds me of the same people who hate anime style games yet only play JRPGs
>>530357492/nemg/ our time is NOW!
>>530358213Anon, no! It's too early! Shut the reactor down NOW!
>>530357492There is going to be a point where we will forget of the existence of this game in a state of early access, and we will just exist in eternity across the mist of time.
>>530358448It's too late! The events are outside of our hands!
Pick a god and pray
>>530349934>act so goddamn sillyThat's a funny way to say BE A MASSIVE BITCH
>>530356940>Same thing with killing Neener, I don't think he cares that a kid he knew diedPlay the game
>>530356940>Plus your constant passive-aggressive crusade against le hecking incest fetishists is ridiculous.What are you talking about...?
>>530359384I pick the Goddess I picked when I touched this game millenia ago, Nemlei (pbuh). I will be the last scholar of her Divinity.
>>530359243What a glorious way to die. I'd like all of you to know I've had fun anons. We've had fun...
>>530359732>What are you talking about...?he thinks anyone that mentions Andrew isnt into incest as a fetish, just Ashley is the same guy
BJ
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Hey Andrew, can you lend me some cash? I'll pay you back once-
I rather not rehash this to feed the addiction of the shitflinging addicts here. I'd much rather post cute images until I can't instead.
>>530360060>mooching off her supposedly dead son who knows she sold up him the river for a big payoffNEVER stop the grind
>>530359897Holy shit me too!!
cats
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All sisters are cats. Few know this.
>>530360937This is how Ashley learned Andrew started smoking
>The fuck? This smells like shit! I can't even smell his hormones!
ICKdy
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https://youtu.be/8s7d_72ktNQ?t=136
Mature Graves. Trust the plan.
>>530363052They look like clan Tremere picked them up or something, lol.
>>530364570why her eyes so BIG
>>530364958she is funny cat
And
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Get back to work Nem
>>530281864true...
>>530298746>>530299198I tried to write it so that Audry is grossed out by her brother's harassment but that she also want approval from Andrew, two tendancies which come from her inherited disposition of an obsession with "looking normal" to appease an authority figure. Remember, Andrew develops a 'normality coplex' to appease renee, so I thought it would make sense for Audry to develop one along the same lines
>>530360937tfw no brother to do nails with
>>530366896How unfortunate. My condolences.
a2
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>>530366579I remember a comic about Audrey finding out about her parents being related through a demon or something and getting grossed out by it and starts to resent them
I like the headcanon of the headcanon where Audrey is Renee's reincarnation
>>530367608>>530367804Yes, yes, babe. Very profound. C'mere
>>530367830I think ive seen you post that headcannon before and I agree.
1) could you post that comic? i havent seen it but it sounds cool
2) Im trying to write it so that Audrey basically is Renee, but like, defeated, or with the parental dynamic inverted. Whereas before, Renee was in a position to Punish Ashley for being a "bad kid" and to express her dissapointment in Andrew, now, Audrey is in a position of being Punished by her mother's poor parenting and of disapointing andrew, her father
Is the Coffin of Andy and Leyley worth playing? Is the story good?
>>530369157Absolutely not. Go play minecraft
>>530369157Never heard of it
>>530369157it has really gripping character writing, but makes light of a lot of tabboo topics. if youre cool with that and like the sound of a psych thriller/dark comedy romcom then youll probably like it.
>>530369157It's shit, don't bother, we're just trolling
>>530369157Worst mistake of my life
>>530369157Yes if you're into dark comedy and controversial topics, but if you don't want to pay for the game just watch it on youtube
>watch it on youtube
Really /calg/? We have reached the point where this is genuine advice? Back in the day I suggested this once and my balls got bitten off by anons (rightfully). Nemmies (pbuh) damned us all...
>>530375151What if itโs Hime from phase connect she has a older brother and incest fetish
>>530375151NTA, but this isn't too shocking. I would bet money that not every single person here has actually played the game and instead watched it, same goes for the reddit page.
>>530375151/ngng/ has become a cesspit of sycophants and secondaries, they forget their place, they forget that they swore fealty to Nemlei, there is no reason for us to continue down this path, the slate must be wiped clean, all pirates and raiders will face the wall-- all hussies and momfags will be purged and all the Ashley defenders will be put in camps. Only then can /ngng/ begin to heal.
On the topic of YouTube, I noticed the most viewed individual clip from Decay is Andrew beating the shit out of Ashley. I guess women really are into that kind of stuff.
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>>530369157What's the Coffin of Andy and Leyley? What's a story? Who are you? Where am I? What day is it?
>>530375338 What if it was Nemlei who made The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and it was you and you played it huh ever thought about that?
>>530375710I find this /ngng/ thing so fucking funny lol
>Greetings, coffinkeks.
>>530368417Ashley will be a great parent who strikes a perfect balance of nurturing and pushing her kids to do better, you asshole
>>530379153Non-plan chrusters will be embarrassed when Nemlei will release the goodโข and canonโข ending.
>>530368417Actually since nobody else replied I'll say I liked what you wrote. The transition to the flashback was a little confusing though.
>>530318517It really is peak
>>530369157Don't ask us Coffin fans, we haven't even played the game.
>>530375151I watched manly play ch.1, ch.2 and most of ch.3 but I was too impatient to wait for him to finish the rest of his playthrough so I did it myself
there is no difference between playing it yourself and watching it on youtube
>>530381258Wrong
The puzzles are faster if you do them yourself kek
>>530381258>there is no difference between playing it yourself and watching it on youtubeDon't forget to discuss integral things about the game with that mindset and then be all
>W-where does it say that? Did I miss something?midway through the discussion.
how long is the script length for all the routes combined? has anyone ever counted?
>>530381258>there is no difference between playing it yourself and watching it on youtubeYoutubers are retards who miss ALL the secrets. Youtubers are all retards who spend 10 minutes on basic puzzles. Hey, did you know this is actually a video game which lets you EXPLORE levels and SOLVE puzzles? Did you know video games are FUN to play?
>>530381258Point and laugh everybody.
>>530383659You can check if you create a translation file. I'm not on PC right now so I unfortunately can't look.
>>530344962Because you are mentally ill in a feminine way not masculine way.
>>530250619 (OP)>gets woken up by Ashley whispering in his ear>morning wood>she climbs on top of him>canonically hard>doesn't care thoughI just realized that this was a repeat of what happened in their teens, except Andrew's not a virgin anymore. The implications are interesting, if it's 1:1 then maybe Teenley was also whispering about how he should break up with Julia and marry her, and then he started sleep talking about how much he needs her.
>>530387395Ashley the dream-whispering succubus you are...
Post Coffintunes. I am not asking.
Other Nemleitunes welcome as well.
I was writing a paper, on the PC, and it was like "beep beep beep beep bleep bleep bleeeeep"; and then, like, half of my paper was gone.
>>530391513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKvzHBdcAdM
>>530391520Where were you typing it? If it was Word, there's a way you can restore it
>>530391513Decaycore
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7X3LYGV_N8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys
And some foreign for good mix
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3i8eSo4v0JY
>>530391513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7vCCSZ-_j0
>>530391513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS9wJISNH5w
>>530391513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJkf-pmZImY
>>530391520Oh no! Julia needs to get that book published.
and I was like...."Hmmm?"
It devoured my paper......it was a really good paper. Then I had to type it really fast and it wasn't as good.
It's kind of... a bummer...
I'M JULIA FEISS AND I'M A STUDENT
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>530379538thank you, ill try to work on smoother transitions going forwards, i want to finish the next chapter before friday and ill post it here
>>530379153>>530379339Actually the characterization of Ashley is probably the hardest part about writing this story lol. As a character, Ashley needs to be problematic, but she can't be so problematic that her deciding to have had children in the first place seems strange (a la SNS)
In the end, I tried to tow the line by writing her to show her family the signature "insecure affection" that drives the main game
>>530383587The amount of secondaries isn't shocking, but I actually think it's more offensive to argue with people who literally did not play the game about things they don't understandโdue to not having played the game themselvesโthan it is to watch blatant and obvious trolls riling up the zoo monkeys. It's viscerally disgusting that people won't buy (or pirate) the game so they can experience it in its entirety, it's not like it'll take more or less time than watching somebody do the exact same thing, it just means you might actually pay attention to the game instead of keeping it on a second screen and arguing until you're blue in the face about shit you barely comprehend because it was background noise for you.
In summary: ree.
>>530383728the youtuber I watched had none of those problems
works on my machine
oh and exploration/puzzle solving is boring when the puzzles and exploration is boring
I'm here for a story and that's all I care about
>>530368417Will all agree Ashley would benefit from a spanking but would Audrey benefit from one too?
>>530393532>the youtuber I watched had none of those problemsI've not seen a single youtuber get the shower dialog lol
>oh and exploration/puzzle solving is boring when the puzzles and exploration is boringNot enough waypoints or XP trees for you, huh? Piss off
>>530393586Dude... you're a fucking idiot. This is very clearly someone trying to piss you off, hence why it's coming on the heels of my post complaining about secondaries hoping I'm enough of a retard to bite. Luckily there's people like you to do it for me, I guess...
>>530276995We all know what religion Julia actually is...
>>530393813Julia isn't jewish. None of the characters in the game, except for maybe the shopkeeper, exhibits any characteristic which would indicate that they are ethnically or religiously jewish.
>>530392326>>530392503Was this a reference? I don't get it
>>530393586Manly got the shower dialogue
lol
>>530395818Why would anyone do that?
>>530393750Nyoooo anon HAS to engage!!
>>530397929NTA but I donโt get how people are able to enjoy games so easy and not think about it like when playing this I donโt now how people donโt get mad thinking about all the people who hate to because of the incest.
>>530397929Falling for bait is an ancient /colgate/ tradition. It's a rite of passage in fact, a ritual to show you're worthy of incest. I remember when I fell for my first bait. I got fiddled by baiters for 3 hours straight. You know it used to be believeable once...
>>530398161I had a fucking stroke reading this. You know punctuation exists, right anon?
>>530398315We should have a new rite of passage in /calg/, where an entire thread will be flooded with bait and the anon on trial should resist engaging until it eats itself up and ends. The young anon to successfully pass the test will be given a sister soulmate wife.
>>530398775>where an entire thread will be flooded with baitAnon... that's pretty much every thread after Chapter 3a released. Before that it was mostly just unchecked mental illness that ruined threads, now it's both!
Teach your sister how to use photoshop
>>530400515Is that supposed to have freakish proportions?
>>530400624You mean sexy proportions?
>>530400624Ashley doesn't know how to use photoshop
>>530401483Lies and slander. Explain this librul
>>530400515
>>530400515If my sister had given me a gift, and it had smooch marks all over it, I would've come all over the place.
Realistically, my face would turn tomato and I would suffer a stroke from the sexo.
>>530402730Red lipstick is the ultimate weapon.
>>530403335Instant neuron activation, my ape brain can't handle a sister in heat
Sister privelege
https://files.catbox.moe/ah5899.mp4
>>530405275Bad brother reporting his sister's posts >:(
>>530405172Brother privelege
https://files.catbox.moe/ei1tl2.mp4
>>530405746>Total Andrew BonkingBongley would be up for that.
>>530405172>>530406012Where do you people get h265 video from?
https://files.catbox.moe/th3pr8.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/sljlrj.mp4
>>530406923I don't know man I just catbox it and post it here
Have you cosplayed as Andrew and Ashley with your sister/brother anon?
>>530391513https://youtu.be/bbQobp2q1Ho
>A dark place in the light of the city>I know this feeling, I keep buried inside.>Won't retreat or delete; it ends tonight.>Oh, the dull pain that remains isn't pretty,>I'm being smothered by the flames I ignite.>Oh, my city is burning tonight.>So how's it gonna feel when I leave this town?>Broken, burning with the memories that we once found.>I'm out of time and I, I'm out place And I, >I left a love I can't replace to find home,>And every time I've left with nothing>Home, but nothing's all I need to find home,>Another town there's always something,>Home, but never inside me.
Why is stuffing up the Julia phone call a fail state? What would happen if Julia never broke Andrew out of the chains?
>>530408797>Andrew has a boomer sweaterAndrewbros...
>>530408797>knit sweater AndrewCute
So, i was waiting at the bank for this and that reason, and then some old man approached me to help him to fill some forms (He left his glasses at home). When i get to it and ask him if he have a wife, he says "Yes, her name is [Name], my sister". The guy not only have a sisterwife, but also a son and a daughter, which are 51y/o and 52y/o respectively. This happened yesterday and i forgot about it before posting it here, and i thought you guys would find this stuff interesting.
>>530413335Is it the horse girl racing game?
>>530414085>small breastsEven on a tall girl these would be C cups.
>>530413872It's more likely you were speaking with someone suffering from dementia.
>>530391513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iA_oFDNt9E
>>530415543Northern European country. Try again.
>>530415543>>530393813Julia and the Graves are jewish
>>530415797There are no Catholics in the North. Gustavus Adolphus made sure of that.
>>530415992i think there are
>>530416554Not true catholics. Heretics.
>>530416554You see anon, if you read your bible and pray in private instead of giving money to the church in the name of god, you are an heretic and going to hell.
>>530417032thats not true
>>530417032>if you read your bible and pray in private>you are an heretic and going to hellCorrect. Respect the pope or burn forever.
>>530417191Lutheran game. Lutheran general.
Do i have to read the Bible to get this game?
Isn't 4chan an atheist website anyway
>>530418407Reddit is that way sir
>>530418474Yeah, 2014 Reddit. The atheism died down shortly afterwards, didn't it? When the site, along with the entire internet reoriented itself to become more politically correct as a result of GG, and it turned out that every atheist blogger was a gigachud.
unfathomably obvious bait
>>530418407>the site that created the fedora tip>atheist4chan is a gnostic site, always was
>>530418909Gnosticism is based. Andrew however would reject ascendancy to live in the illusory world. Sad!
>>530418407Absolutely not, even less when you know that the supernatural is real.
>>530419243the final boss of coffin is the demiurge
>>530419352Yeah the demi urge to fuck your sister
>>530419409it rhymes, like poetry
>>530419243True gnosticism is the idea that there is not separation between you and the world that you inhabit, not the /x/ meme made by self defeating losers thinking that the world itself is an adversary, like some hamster wheel they get tossed into.
>"Demiourgos" : the craftsman, the one who makes the work [of psycho-physical manifestation, that is]. UL is literal Demiourgia in the sense that you become to actively participate in deliberate Creation.>There can't be no separate entities, but only in appearance. Therefore, All entities are the "Demiourgos" Iswara, Mara, Brahman, God, the "devil", Jesus vs his psychophysical self, you, my mom, that other anon's uncle, a turtle, a rock, all "waving manifestations" of Universal Line AKA the substrate AKA the "one unique frame of reference". In the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, the most significant branches of the story divide themselves by a choice within. Either in disruption of the idea of a separate self from the dream (Decay), or the embracement of the true identity and acceptance (Burial).
>>530419983So LU isn't the demiurge?
The only god I believe in.
>>530420097Yes, and so is Andrew is the Demiurge. (You) are the Demiurge as well. (You) are beyond this world, and (You) are this world.
>>530420097LU evolved from shitty ??? tier demon to something decent in the past 10 years, the demiurge had the power to reshape the world and drown humanity. They're not in the same league.
>>530419409But that's not the final boss at all. The final boss is Andrew being a bitch.
>>530405275New 'Drew. Will he visit (You)r threads soon?
God seriously you guys cannot even BEGIN to fathom how kino the fight scene will be between LU and Demon Ashley. It's going to be some serious SMBZ shit with powering up and anime effects and all kinds of cool shit. The music will be awesome too. Man, Nemlei, don't disappoint us, GIVE us the Newgrounds millennialkino this game has been gearing up for since the beginning.
>>530420670Bold of Andrew to wear a shirt with his sisterwife's boyfriend on it.
>>530420810Obligatory
https://youtu.be/mtQ0Gy5Ys80?si=RxtcaAiSYlb7kp5b
>>530420810>>530420967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAx3hTZeyBw
KIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530420670Bet he doesn't even get paid
>"I don't understand why you play these games with her"
>"What's so fun about pretending to be a proper family?"
>"Just stop. It's exhausting to look at"
>"It would be nice if it was real, that's all"
>"Like I'm sure she calls you 'sweetheart' because she wishes you were"
>pic related
I found this line of dialogue quite interesting considering the context of everything that goes on up to this point. Also, assuming that for some reason Ashley felt content up to this point, hence why we see this sprite for the first time here. (I know it didn't exist until Episode 3, but I'd like to believe she hadn't had an actual reason to be angry until this moment). Also, makes me wonder if the subject of their family is reopening old wounds for Ashley, which sets up the framework for Burial, as just her burying the past. With Decay seemingly having emphasis on the past and directly adressing it.
I'm going to be visiting family tomorrow /calg/, and tomorrow I will try and "rizz up" my favourite cousin, as the kids say. I know it's not your taste but I don't have a sister and she doesn't have a a brother and cousins are spare-siblings anyway. Wish me luck!
>>530421496I don't remember this. Was this added in 3.0?
>>530421496This, along with various moments of Decay (like that last bit of thought in Andrew's mind in the bus station, and the wedding cake) leads me to think that Andrew wants to have a family.
>>530421798Yeah, when you go back to parents house, as you make dinner go into bedroom. New Dialog where Ashley asks why Andrew didn't bring up death certificates.
>>530421895Immortality upon thee.
>>530421895More than likely, on some level. He wants to achieve being with Ashley in some conceivable way first, though.
>>530421895We will be vindicated, plantruster-kun. We will look at everyone who doubted like Ashley in pic related.
>>5304184074chan is a contrarian website
>>530422115This, you nailed it
>>530421923While I do think the game is better off for having that dialogue, I still find it funny for how blatantly it's Nemlei covering her ass for the "why would Renee tell Andrew where the new house is if it would've been very bad for her if they showed up" plot hole lol
What's going on btw, /calg/? Been away a few days.
>>530422049whAt? wHat d0 yOu wanT?
>>530421895I think it's a little more telling that he wouldn't mind the thought if it was with Ashley, while in the immediately prior scene he thinks of having children with Julia as a last resort to chain her down as part of one of his many half-hearted escapism plans he doesn't actually want to do.
>>530422052Would be kino if this happened while they were sacrificing Julia in Burial
>>530422002>>530422049andrew isn't literally you, knock it off with the selfinsert bullshit
>>530422273???!!?!!!????????????????
>>530422115>>530422182False
>>530422273But he does want to have a family though
>>530422115Absolute truth. See
>>530421962There's always one miserable cunt.
>>530421496What's her problem?
>>530422273That's where you're wrong.
>>530422273The game literally tells you I am Andrew.
>>530422438>FalseMy sides
>>530422602Omg twinsss!!!
/calg/ hivemind is real.
>>530422273what did he mean by this
WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
>>530423356Julia eyebrow fix
>>530423356EPISODE 4 IS UPON US
>>530423356HOLY SHIT ANON IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE CALM DOWN DON'T PANIC
>>530423576Nothing is happening, Ashley. Nothing happens. Ever.
>>530423356Episode 4 is crazy, I can't believe they've escaped to Russia and Andrew actually destroyed the trinket.
>>530422225There was an argument about the ontology of masturbating to lesbian porn. Episode 4 also came out to rave reviews.
I really REALLY want a chapter select so I don't have to save scum to avoid replaying the entire game
>>530424202I still can't believe Andrew married a babushka and hired Ashley as a maid just to steal the babushka's fortune after her unfortunate accidental death.
>>530424469Don't worry fren, Nemmies said that's the next feature they will add or something like that. What I would really REALLY like would be to be able to name and delete my fucking saves.
>>530424797>What I would really REALLY like would be to be able to name and delete my fucking saves.
>>530424797But anon, what about phone
>>530424870Eww, boomer tech.
>>530422510What is Renรฉe's expression supposed to convey here?
>>530425025its Renny you cunt
>>530425025That Andrew and Ashley FUCKS, they have SMELLY MONKEY SEX and share GENITALIA FLUIDS in PASSION LOVEMAKING that is what is trying to convey is very subtle and symbolic esoteric shit
>>530425025Contempt mixed with sternness.
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>>530424870>>530424941That's what I do right now, but I would appreciate if I could do it in game. Plus still no delete saves option and I might overwrite some of my saves and keeping track with an ancient method like this is a pain in the ass.
>>530425072>Renee but pronounced "Renny">Sister is named "Connie">Douglas is a Scottish nameThey're really Gaelic or some shit but in not-Finland instead.
>>530425434First names are not indicative of ethnicity
>>530425491I'm sure they aren't, Ivanovsky.
>>530425072Her fault for having a French name and expecting to be called after the brown rat from ren and stimpy
>>530425570Ivanovsky would be a surname
>>530425658Whatever you say, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovsky.
>>530425491I know it was a joke. Laugh every once in a while, huh?
>>530320430I'm still... all in.
>>530424958Use case for cal/g/?
>>530424469Coffinfriend, it is coming
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
>>530423356>It's fucking nothing
>>530427230The chud face just reminds me of the Brave logo
>>530423356The Cat taunts us.
>>530420841Truly, from the bottom of my sister-loving heart, I hope (You) are raped.
>>530428025But I'm your sister... Why do you wish rape upon me if you love me?
>>530415543why'd you change her eye colour?
>>530428206Saying the Mop wins is like saying Julia won as Andrew's girlfriend. The Mop deserved better!
>>530420841Why is she like this?
>>530428084See, I know my sister knows I browse 4chan but Iโm also literally right next to her and sheโs asleep so nice try anon
This is the kinda way sheโd start prank gaslighting me though.
>>530428557Because it's a very good Andrew if you squint your eyes a bit
>>530428557>>530428696>yellow mopThat's Friend B
>>530428656How does it feel, to look at your cute and calmly sleeping sister lying next to you?
>WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
Don't you check the work outside
I can make you feel all right
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive
Lick my lips and smack my ass
Slow it down, don't go too fast
It's all right to come inside
It's all right to feel alive
https://youtu.be/F2orYTdFzOs?feature=shared
>>530421496I think it comes down to insincerity, Ashley is deeply hurt over Renee never showing genuine gestures of affection to her and only giving her faint gestures, and seeing Andrew play along just made Ashley incredibly upset.
>>530430229Ashley would definitely use these lyrics to tease Andrew
because every time I log in at a certain time I find the worst possible publications I swear that before chapter 3 it wasn't like that.
>>530430483Imagine how it will get after Chapter 4 drops
>>530430747yes i understand but i still don't understand why episode 3 brought so many shipostings you only have to look at a few postings to realize that this did not happen so often during the days of episode 2.
The surgeon is a freaky little guy
https://x.com/Toto4444_/status/1942578064770146405
>>530432318Not him and unrelated but you have the most interesting case of ESLism I've ever seen, with zero punctuation and "postings" and all. This is a compliment btw.
>>530432994It's called "soul"
>>530432994Postings is a word. Are you sure you're not ESL yourself? Or is it just an American zoomer thing to never pluralise active participles due to the limited grammatical finesse of their favourite rappers?
God sisters are so cute. Why are some brothers so mean to their scrumptious little cutelings?
>>530433491Watching Ashley having to be a mother fills me with immense joy!
STOOOOOOOOP WE'RE HITTING IMAGE LIMIT!
>>530434421Of course, because Ashley is a white woman.
>>530434519But Ashtray, we're al most at bump limit too...
We have 34 images left till we hit the limit, pick your next images wisely
>>530435164When you put it like that...best save the image dumps for the next thread.
>>530435419How about this?
>>530435419Actually I forgot that gifs also count towards the image limit, so we have like 21 images left
>>530435874Excellent detail from Nemlei btw. Normally the wooden shelf would collapse under the weight of two people, but the siblings had been starving for so long that the plank could sustain their mass easily. Excellent attention to detail, Nemlei!
>>530434629I NEED a cute showering together scene
I THINK IMAGE LIMIT SUCKS
>>530436884Worthier image
>>530437037I should be able to post 750 images in every thread!
>>530437739My wife Noelle is so pretty :)
Tidal waves couldn't save the world from hussy fornication
>>530438367oh no, another black fingernail Andrew.
>>530438437Actually, that's my finger
I went to have dinner and when I come back, this thread is still alive?? God, you had ONE job Anondrew!
PAGE 4, THIS THREAD IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL, SOMEONE BAKE
>>530440008DON'T YOU BAKE IT EARLY YOU LITTLE FUCK
I'm sorry I came, Andrew... It won't happen again.
coffin of andy and leyely
>>530440368...I can't believe my little sister became a slutbag.
>>530440368There is something extremely cute and erotic about Ashley being embarrassed of cumming.
>>530438153Next OP image?
>>530440508Never heard of it, is it any good?
>>530440508Reported for off topic
>>530440509It's not slutty if it's towards your soulmate brotherhusband.
If I was Andrew, I would make it my life's mission to give Ashley as many sistergasms as humanly possible.
>>530441028Drunkdrew barely says "I want you" and kisses her once or twice and she starts creaming. Imagine the sex when they properly have it.
>>530441615SNEED
TIME
BITCH
>>530441935Ugh, my pixels...
>>530441858>Lefty guitarist>Righty bassistBlack Sabbath, they're fucking Black Sabbath.
>>530442183Such a smug brat, I wanna pinch her.
>>530442061We're only fucking each other. What do we look like, a buncha floozies?
>>530441858Lost it at Doug with the triangle. He's just happy to be a part of it!
>>530442523No, you big pink idiot, I'm saying YOU ARE them.
I want to bake with my wife Noelle
>image limit reached
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kill me right fuckin now
>>530438113I need to hug and kiss teenshley like I need to breathe.
>>530442816Goddamn /ngng/ooners raiding my good old /calg/ again... Will it ever end?
This is a Divilethion general
>>530443412Wrong. This is a dead game dead general.
>>530433551Cute aggression, a sign of an underdeveloped amygdala.
>>530441482Sisterwives live edged to perfection. They get a massive ego boost from the fact that their brotherhusband is going against all of society to stuff them full of brocock.
>>530443067thank you fanart spammer
/calg/, you get to decide
Chaos or no chaos?
>>530443742chaos-free is always the best
>>530443630>brocockBrock, if you will.
>>530443786Brock was made for Sistussy
>>530443412/calg/'s state religion is Catholicism.
>>530443742Just give us some good ol' Leyley
>>530443742YOU AND I ARE THE SAME IN THE WAY THAT WE HAVE OUR OWN STYLES AND WE WON'T CHANGE
>>530443742No chaos thanks, I'm full.
BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE
>>530443886Lutheran game, Lutheran general.
>>530443779>>530443912>>530444065Oh, ok then. I thought /calg/ liked chaos. I had a great OP idea
>>530444165We like chaos when Nemmy-Wemmies inflicts it, not when posters do.
https://files.catbox.moe/xxxh4k.jpeg
this instantly bricked me up. Holy fucking shit, I wish I was her brother.
>>530444082We're not on Page 8 yet
>>530444221Preferably NEVER when posters do, in fact. /calg/ is chaotic as is.
>>530444250Ashley wouldn't act like that but good art
The fuck where is my bread??
Just an honest observation: with the exception of that one meltdown over Andrew dating Julia, Teenshley is really not that bad. At all. In fact she's an angel when compared to Leyley, or even Adult Ashley sometimes.
All the young girls love Ashley
Tender young Ashley, they say
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