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I spent half my saved up pulls just so I could give Bourbon a fourth star
>>530252168Getting Uma dupes doesn't have that big of an impact bro...you just wasted rolls...
>>530252075 (OP)I donโt know what to save for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I donโt want to roll for supports I just want more horse story
EMPEROR BELLY AND CHEST EROTIC
>>530252243don't care, I love my horse daughter
Why do they keep removing the Global news from the OP its annoying stop. It
>>530252075 (OP)You're doing that on purpose, dont you?
THREADLY REMINDER
DO
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DONT GET BRICKED
>>530252075 (OP)>(Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
>>530252304Iโm thinking based
>>530251752She has 15% training bonus(!), her presence alone will significantly increase your stats gain
>>530252371I am going to roll for Kitasan because I enjoyed S3 and think she's cute
>>530252371you WILL roll, or you will have literally nothing good to roll on and be stuck with a deck full of 0LB SRs
Do you know this thread is full of actual horses
>man her design is a bit silly
>is an absolute sweetheart
God I love this game and every uma I train.
Have you ever been in """THE ZONE"""?
>>530252541Itโs true I am horse
>Character's name is Kitasan Black
>her superior version is literally Kitasan White
I fucking kneel, cygames-sama
>>530252549I can never remember her name, and whenever I read it its always in a very quick manner, like MATIKANFUACKUTKIATRU
why is the Stay Gold family so fucked up
>>530252260roll on the horses you like, you can see into the future using this link if you press the gear in the upper right and select the japan server
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha
>>530252541Da, that's right comra-dacchi.
>>530252371You need 5 support cards. Which ones are you going to roll for instead?
>>530252642You mean based?
>>530252541Are you implying that horses could be among us
Gay ass game cant believe I almost finished downloading this cucked game where the Umas aren't even talking to you in career mode
Japs are such cucks
>>530252496she's a cutie but I just want to roll for her herself desu
Heil Rudolf! Heil the Symboli Clan! Heil Victory!
>>530252637Kitasan Blanco
>>530252642what is the gimmick of the family?
I know Gold ship is retarded and Festa is a gambler
what about the other girls?
I'm not sure how I'm accomplishing this.
>can't gain speed because the honse is getting fat
i wasn't aware this was even a thing...
Is there a china dress uma?
If so then I'll save for her
>>530252541neigh bro, ur making shit up
>>530252576Yes, feels good.
>>530252838all are really temperament, dangerous and autistic irl, and in game too
>>530252768just go back to your ML dogshit lol
I might only get a copy or two(spark included) on kitasan banner but I'm sure I'll get to mlb decent sr cards, r-right???
>like 3 years until Symboli Kris even when accelerated
but I want her now.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4PiqNtu0k
>the three umas I like best are all Symboli
can I quit being a trainer and just be a stud for them? horse farms are like the equivalent of noble families in the umaverse right?
I'm glad I didn't buy an oled monitor. this UI would burn right in
if the jockey falls off will they just die?
Bakushin is actually pretty good at Miles I don't know why we gaslight her so badly.
>>530252576when I need to rush to the toilet after a sudden bowel movement, yes
What's the appeal
I don't like horse racing
>you need 1k stamina for pvp Long
How the actual fuck can you train this up in the current scenario? Is there a single horse that can get away with cranking stamina nonstop?
2 supercreek, vodka and el Condor Pasa
can I start playing now??
>530252768
Good, fuck off niggerbrain.
If you aren't at least this jacked IRL you don't even deserve to self-insert as a chad trainer.
Does the selector voucher only qualify for horses that are in game now, or could I save it and use it on a horse that releases later?
>>530252576this moment was so fucking insane, its unfair oguri is the one who causes others to level up, but whos going to cause oguri to level up?!
>>530253028Its a real life reference. Anything above sprint and its dead.
>>530252938>really temperament, dangerous and autisticthat's not sexy at all
>>530253043Do you like hot girls?
yeah i'm so done with this setup, keep getting power + wit rainbow event instead of speed
>>530252998buy a miniled, all the advantage without the cons, cheaper too, oled is to dimp to my taste
>>530252576actually yes, while playing competitive shooters
>>530253069goes down to 890 if you run Late (11% less stamina consumption compared to pace chaser)
then you add on recovery skills each knocking it down by 100-200 each
1000 is a stretch but you can do 600-750+ easy
>>530252874worth going for everytime
>don't eat>+0 energy>-1 turn to recover 45 energy>eat >+30 energy>if you get fat>-1 turn to cure and recover 20 energy
>>530252993>can I quit being a trainer and just be a stud for them?What do you think Tracen is for?
>>530253115Silence Suzuka.
Do you get blacked if you get kitasan in your account or not?
Silence Suzuka only fucks black stallions
>>530252336schizos who wants to jerk off over how much they will not be japanese
>>530253152gold ship is not a sexy horse irl, but he is a winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLsQmXzD_M0&t=6s
>>530252993>can I quit being a trainer and just be a stud for themWhat do you think happens after you win the URA finals?
Bakushin if she knows how to doll up
>>530253227funny you say that because im watching s1 right now and seeing suzukas monstrous front-running made me think it would be incredible to see her vs oguri
front running horses are so cool and terrifying
>>530253230Yes she rapes you irl if you roll her
>>530253210You get 10 energy for not eating much, but in my experience the fat debuff only procs like once every 50 runs.
>>530253335>not a sexy horse irlDo you have real life horses youโd fuck?
None of my horses are good enough to beat Condor...
>>530252576not often but yeah
>>530252642Why are the height sand proportions on this picture so fucked up?
Is it better to focus my horse on winning URA or making it useable in PvP?
>>530253352bakushin after trainer spends 3 hours dressing her while distracting her with a laser pointer***
Bros please help me, I cannot finish the day 1 mission of completing the February stakes race, I cannot find it, when does it show up?
>>530252260Just roll on what you like and don't be a meta slave.
>>530252976Nah I'm mad how gay this shit is, my father took me to the races when I was a kid
But I'm not gonna play this cucked voyeur game where girls arent even talking to you lmao fucking japs
>>530253335He's silly and cute.
>>530252371Is this only for speed? Do you have the ones for other cards?
>I'm not a kid! event
>recreation
>I'm not a kid! event immediately afterwards
It's hard being a mayano trainer sometimes
>>530253448It's not mutually exclusive, pvp horses needs way more stats than just clearing ura.
>>530253386some horses are homelier than others even by horse standards
I don't want to fuck cars either but I know a sexy car from an ugly one
imagine they add an arabian horse uma and her face is like pic related lmao
>>530253523Just raise your own horse irl bro and become good enough for cygames to add you so you can be the bvll
>>530253448Why not both?!
>>530253168Anon you keep getting power because your deck doesn't have a majority of speed, try 3 speed 2 power and 1 health next time
How did Daiwa win this 1800m? Maruzenksy wasn't boxed in or anything, both were front.
>>530252576I was jumping up and down when I saw vodka go from 6th, to 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st place after using up three clocks, and then she completely swept away the competition up to and including the URA finals
>>530253523nobody forced you to play zhang
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>530253418This trainer obviously didnt read the contract when they applied for the position...
I will NOT be bricking my account by rolling on the inferior kitasan dual rate up. I will be saving my pulls until the SUPERIOR solo rate up in 1 year.
>>530253645You can't fool me, that's clearly a gharial.
>>530253645He will be inbred for 30 more generations inshallah
>>530252371Still provides a great universal gold skill, mood up & energy recovery chain events, and reduces fail rate buff
>>530253448If it can't even clear URA, it's not even close to being usable in PVP.
>>530253724Better skills, probably.
>>530253523>But I'm not gonna play this cucked voyeur game where girls arent even talking to you lmao fucking japswhat retarded schizo shit are you even talking about, every horse is for their trainer and the trainer is (You) in every career
>>530253694>>530253637>>530253816Because PvP involves training more stamina than you'd need to beat URA instead of improving your odds at beating URA.
>>530253210It's not a guarantee cure though
>>530253782it's a dual banner with el condor pasa anonchama
doesn't matter anyway as the rate up is always the same even if there is one or two, it's not split between them
>>530253724>1800m>478 w/ Swinging Maestro (gold skill)>vs>459 w/ Calm in a Crowd on front (useless up there)
>2007+18
>replying to bait
Shiggy diggy
>>530253860It just means your deck and sparks just aren't up to it yet
>>530253837Nah you're just impersonating a fat jap guy and seeing his pov, the girls are talking to him not you
ITS GAY
>>530253860If you don't care about PVP then just do the bare minimum to win URA, if you care about PVP then winning URA is part of the process
>>530253951Told you that this thread was all dumb hors.
>>530253898Fair,
you could also just ignore it and train stam/pow a bit and get Extra Training to happen for a free cure.
>>530253860URA is easy mode. If you can't beat it without a crutch, you aren't anywhere near ready for PVP.
>>530250538>>530250367Ah I see. Alright then I'll stop at ten just to be safe
Is PvP that worth it to sperg out about
How do I stop getting boxed in?
>>530253994nigger they're talking to you because you're the one who scouts them and puts them on your team and the ENTIRE GAME'S GAMEPLAY is raising them through career mode before using them in pvp races afterwards
play the fucking game you retarded secondary
>>530253951I don't even know which one is the bait and which is a genuine retard....
Where is the horse breeding mini game?
>>530254087>>530254034>>530253964A Long race horse with a shitton of Stamina may not be able to beat URA but it will gape every URA winner that focused on the scenario instead of PvP.
>>530254130>is the real test for ur horse worth it to sperg out about?you hate your horse if you don't want it to win
>>530253645> Arabian umaAnon, we already have one. Kind of.
>>5302531681 Power is enough. Maruzensky is a front runner, and if you get good speed trains, your power will already be decent.
>>530253902Gametora has the original kitasan banner at 0.5% rate. Seems to be the only banner in the game that did that if true.
>>530254153stop responding to the retard
they are acting retarded (i hope) to farm responses
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the metaguide is only for whales
4ๅธ = 4 copies
ในใ = speed
ใใฏ = power
The difference between 24 and 26 is big
>>530254248>>530254212Her runs must be explosive
Finally managed to beat Bourbons career.
Had to find parents that gave her A rank Mile & Long, and even then I ended up burning all alarm clocks on the URA Finale.
Iโm guessing she needed more stamina/power? It felt like she was a pace when there were more than 1 front.
>>530252371why are some cards grayed out?
>>530254208PvP in gachas are hell pits from my experience, I am not investing too hard on it, I just want to see my training numbers go up
>>530254153No one plays pvp career mode is 90% of the game and in career mode they talk to their irl trainer, not you, you're just watching for their eyes
It's been exactly 3 days since I started the game, my best Umas are all around B, to get B+ or even A do I have to balance my stats more and win more races than the necessary ones?
>>530254212darley arabian wasnt a modern arabian horse, we have paintings and shit of him hes the founder of all thoroughbreds
300 years ago a syrian horse brought to englad isnt the same as modern ugly arabian breeds
>>530254356>PvP in gachas are hell pits from my experienceWell yeah, you think competitive horse racing should be chill or what?
>>530254350https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
So everyday I get to humilliate El Condor Pasa from now on?
>>530254162Ever since the first election tourist wave, it became a reddit/discord raider strategy to play both sides. A lot of bait and replies are by the same person trying to shit up threads.
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is this enough for mlb kitasan.....
>>530252371What is so good about Sweep Tosho exactly that they are rating it above MLB ssr launch speed cards? Genuinely curious.
>>530254371what is she taking
>>530254130it's a special type of feeling seeing your uma place 1st in a champions meeting
>>530254410Brother this is a game
>>530254191Better just focus on URA if you don't have a fully mlb deck yet to compete pvp
>>530254368in career mode it's still you faggot
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can you fix her
>>530254508I'd drink her strongest concoctions
>>530254426You only need 5 rolls...
>>530254457https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Jet
>Jet is a powerful hallucinogenic chem that stimulates the central nervous system, triggering a rush of energy and strength primarily brought about by endorphins. The initial euphoric rush rarely lasts more than a few minutes, but the altered state of consciousness makes it subjectively longer for any Jet user.
Why is Vodka showing me her bare feet
>4k fans off of A for Bakushin
I probably SHOULD have done a mile race
WHY THE FUCK WAS I KICKED FROM /umagg/ CLUB????
>>530254489If it was I wouldn't be complaining
Sorry to break the news but in career mode each horse talks to their irl trainer, and you're just seeing it from their eyes
Every interaction and phrase? Not directed to you
Gay ass game and gay ass japs
>>530254508agnes is unironically fixed by pregnancy correction post retirement
>>530254445Easiest way to find out is to bring one on your next career run
>>530254570Her potions are too strong for you, trainer.
>>530254425That's sad, really find it hard to come here routinely as I used to before..
>>530253695>>530254218yea, then run is bricked too, guess i'll go back with 3-4 speed card
>>530254445Overall good card and Charming buff
>do a bakushin run
>no skills speed only
>doing great since these are g2 and g3 shitters
>sprinter stakes
>she loses
>use 3 alarm clocks to see if it was just bad rng
>can't place #1 but placed top 3
Skills are really strong, huh?
>>530254627if this is who i think it is you didnt meet the fan quota for the week, sorry anon
How much does 0.055 stamina recovery compensate in stats? Also, I realized golden stam skills are like 3x better than regular stam skills. The slightly skills only recovers 0.015
>>530254508she's fine as is
>>530254508Whatโs there to fix?
>>530254761it's 5% of your total HP
>>530252075 (OP)this is #811 you absolute RETARD
>>530254627We found out you're from reddit.
i'll say it, if you can't whale this game, just quit
Joined a chill club and it's somehow top 300-400, life is good.
>>530254445An early charming buff can skyrocket a run
Keep the political bullshit out of my horse girl thread and go cry about it somewhere else fags
>>530252075 (OP)How do I use Kitasan Black without using Kitasan Black card?
>>530254667you're retarded, you literally pick all the training and dialogue options and win or lose based on said choices
the goal races are inspired by their IRL records but you can do better or worse than their IRL record and trainer and even schedule other races entirely.
the actual horse is fucking dead canonically, umas are isekai'd horse souls reborn as horsegirls, you're not their IRL trainer because the IRL trainer is in our world or dead
>>530254508I'd say my odds are looking good
>>530254893How good is charming?
>>530254923Thats her curse
not being able to use her own card, so she is dogshit until later on
>>530254923Wait for the Duramente card
>>530252642god I wish stay gold was going to be playable sooner, something about that design has me hooked
>>530254853810 is a funny number.
>>530255019But youโd fuck her
>>530254620How many are needed for A?
>tough schedule due to her unreasonable goal
>ult with one of the worst proc rate
>needy as fuck
why do people like her again?
>thought I was helping out a newbro last thread when I explained how the omnibus format in uma works
>turns out I was just feeding a schizonigger with the reading comprehension of a braindead koala
Forgive me for what I have wrought, dacchis.
>>530254750Which club is chill and doesn't care about fan quota? I'm not going to turn my love for horsegirls into a job
Are Gourmand and Swinging Maestro interchangeable or is SM better?
I missed 3 star pieces from today's legend races. It's over. My account is permanently bricked.
>>530254130Cygames PvP is not a whale take all game like what youโre used to with chink/gook gacha. Time and effort usually always wins.
How much fucking power do you need to escape the rape box with a pacer?
>>530254060Wait, those random events are based on the training you do?
>>530254667lmao just go back to Blue Archive if you want a self insert harem, uma is simply an anthology of each girl's story
>>530255205Seems to have no upper limit. I e been way above reasonable levels in URA and still get boxed in. Also, wit is involved as well in your hors getting out.
>>530255132they say maestro has better rate of occurring at better timing whereas gourmand could be wasted in the beginning. no idea if that's just a superstition or truth
>>530255350You may as well create a club yourself. I did that and it filled up in less than a day
Skills tier list with GLOBAL names when??
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my best horse
>>530255205positioning is wits based
>>530255045I did everything that was immediately worthwhile (i think) so about 20 races with 2nd early on. Ended at 294kish. Said I was about 4.1k fans off the goal. Either I needed to run 1 more G race or run another card with slightly more fans. With decent parents I was still capped on speed so it wasn't too bad. Still didn't spark worth a damn though.
i'm still not sure if tazuna ml0 is good or bad or if i'm gaslighting myself
>>530255058chinkslop self-inserters, not even once
>>530254750invite me AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>530255417yeah but I wanna do that shoe thing for points, the last two clubs i joined werent doing anything
>>530255132if r18 doujins were allowed, scarlet owner would be asking artists to draw the most raunchy, degenerate doujin to beat vodka's doujin in booth and sale..
I have a great desire to get BLACK'ed, preferably 5 times in a row.
Are we gonna get a 3 star El Condor Pasa from these Legend Races?
>>530255509no you cant merge star pieces for a character
>>530255509It's only 3 days, so no
You finished farming 290,000 event points, right anon?
>>530255178But I don't have a time machine to start on day 1
>Super Creek gives Swinging Maestro
I know what else is swinging
>>530255443Better than all your cards unless you have 4* Creek or 4* Fine.
>>530255427>No unique epithetYou failed her
>>530255058That's why you always respond with a leading question to gauge if they're asking in earnest or just shitposting.
>>530254948Oh you're not taking the news well, just like me lol but I didn't have a denial stage
In career mode the trainers have different personalities and are based on their irl trainer, you're a mere spectator from 1st person view. Different umas have different trainers in career mode
>>530255265I was downloading both ironically through steam
Was looking forward to this one more because I'm into horse racing, but cant condone this voyeur stuff, guess I'll have to give the lolicon game a try
remember to find club before 15th
>>530255671You donโt need to start from day 1 either. CM is around a month away.
Is this really uma pvp? This silly point face off where you spam as many skills as able?
>>530255720>In career mode the trainers have different personalities and are based on their irl trainer, you're a mere spectator from 1st person view. Different umas have different trainers in career modenigger they're all (You), unless you think every student in Blue Archive or every Servant in FGO has a different sensei/master
>>530255740someone please make a new club already AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>Cucktroon desperately trying to ruin the game for others
I canโt stop thinking about Daiwaโs breasts
I dont think ill make it...
>>530255753I actually like it since its okay to lose and dont drop score
https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
>>530255376Take Tokyo 2400m for example, Gourmad activates during mid-race, meaning the entire region within the red line, while Maestro activates on a corner, which could be at the beginning or last corner within the green circle
>>530255753Every single URA win and finale I've lost I have way more skill points than I know what to do with so why not spend points on debuffs and meme terrain skills
When is the banner change?
>>530252371Is this a good jack of all trades deck? I've won four uma cups with basically this.
>>530255896>not uma sexfuck you
Why are you dumb fucks saying pulling Kitasan Black is a brick?
if you have 30k that's 200 pulls which if you spend all your pulls your odds are:
2+ copies 78% (bad)
3+ copies 44% (ok)
4+ copies 20% (decent)
5+ copies 6% (ideal)
and then later in the game in 1-3 months time you will get the ability to farm cards which you will be able to max it, however if you don't even have a single copy then you are fucked
Dunno why there are puritan fans of a game this overtly sexualized. I think portraying the horse girls having kinks or being gay or having dicks is fine
>>530255740what did i miss??
>>530255753No, thatโs just for weekly free jims. PvP events are monthly events where you race at a specific course. The first one will be the same as this legend race, Tokyo 2400m, sunny, good track condition.
>>530255876Use Oguri or Taiki for easy 14-16k runs
I'm only at like 80k pts right now and I'm waiting till reset to play again because I'm at 0/3 guest uses and only just now followed some people with horses I can maybe use for inheritance
Can I get everything from the event before it ends
>>530255946you rarely need 2 stam cards
>>530255984There a million other gooner games out there, fuck off to whichever has the raunchiest designs, you porn obsessed perma virgin.
Is 3* pace chaser anything
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Good for legend race?
Any sprinters other than BAKUSHIN?
>>530255984Itโs just delusional western zoomers.
The game literally puts them in sexualized outfits and has boob jiggle yet I see them talking about how itโs weird to jerk it to the anime horse girl
>>530255720Yeah I understand not everyone can enjoy a media without self inserting themself as the MC. If you really want horse game though Winning Post is a clear superior option
>>530256005Even with braindead Bakushin runs I got like 13k.
>>530255969Why not just let me enjoy the card being rented out by whales?
>>530256032you can if you start spamming bakushin runs right now
>>530255984yes, we know you're a porn addict. you can go away now.
Failed a Nice Nature run since her skills would never fucking activate...
>>530256072only if paired with a good 2/3* stat
>>530256115Do not fucking politicize what I'm saying because you yourself are also western, therefore using the term like some kind of insult is retarded
>>530255929>>530255986you need to stay in the club for at least 2 weeks to get monthy rewards
you niggas better be using the event cards if you are actually trying to reach 290k don't be retarded fucking borrow them
>>530255993How many horses can we put into the monthly event?
>>530256032if you drop your 3 friend borrow requirement and just spam as high of a event bonus as possible with bakushin/whatever easy horse campaigns you have then you can make it doing 11-15k a run, the issue is that it will be even more boring than you think is possible
>>530256085Two gold heals are kinda overkill but it should be enough.
>uma gameplay and stories are literally in first-person with umas talking directly to (You) as Trainer-san, with even yuricucks getting the option to be a girl trainer scissoring horsepussy
>somehow schizo thinks it's not (You) even though the entire game is you personally tard wrangling these dumb animals to win races and babysitting their suicidal ass in the infirmary and winning the fucking claw machine minigame for them
I want to molest Riceโs tiny chest
>>530256147what, how. were you running her on pace or something
>>530256036The SR stam card often gets swapped out for a power card but I always feel like I have too little stamina at the end and no opportunities to increase it if I don't take a second one.
How did Rice break her foot and simultaneously crush her jockey and blow her leg up in one fall with how tiny she is?
>>530256131Enjoy renting the same card for 2 years while also rolling for every niche card you wont be able to borrow.
>>530256245straight to the factory
>>530256270this is why stam sparks are important
>>530256197huh sweet, my first paycheck i guess?
>>530256032Probably not, even borrowing someone else's maxed event card and having some other boosts you'll probably only get 12-15k a run if you manage to go through the Finales every time in good shape. If you wanted to reach even a million that's like 70 runs.
Its not impossible since we were given like 80 or 90 TP recharges but that's mindnumbingly boring and again requires you to have good runs that don't immediately crash and burn. You really only need to get to 290k to secure the card and anything else is just grinding for more copies to uncap it.
>>530256267Late. Only her ult would activate and not any of the other skills, or they would activate right at the finish line.
You can go out and talk to a real horse RIGHT NOW.
>>530256246rudolf what the fuck is that mom outfit...
>>530256218Do you think it's better to aim for a gold heal + a regular one steand of two gold ones? Or 600+ stam + Maestro? I plan on doing a couple more runs later so I can try to get something a bit better.
does anyone have the bald people should be euthanized image
>>530256371Already did
It stole my hat
>>530256246I don't even understand what he's complaining about. Blue Archive is the exact same way, there is 0 explicit romance between the students and sensei
>>5302562043 umas. The format is 3v3v3, so you are pit against 2 other trainers with their own 3 umas.
>fucking around in the gacha simulator on gametora
>realize just how fucking hard it will be to get more then 1 kitasan black
>>530256131Borrow black: needing to roll for every other card
Owning black: can borrow every other card
JJEEE I donno anonny
>>530256371I live on the 8th floor of an apartment complex in a busy city, I don't think I'll find any horses nearby.
>>530256372the contrast between her dorky glasses and mom jeans casual wear and her confident racing/stage performance is peak gap moe
>>530254853you know the one who made the OP is a troll because of all the (dead) links
>>530256371I saw a farmer riding his horse down the highway median last week. He waved while I was driving by and his horse did a little hop
>>530256442with a spark you have to be massively unlucky to not get more than 1
>>530256421seriously? lol
>>530256442Its 2x harder than you think
since its a dual banner
>>530256421>0 explicit romance between the students and senseiSure
Its all one sided from the students
I finally did it... I finally made this stupid horse win the URA finals...
>>530255827Bro you're wrong I don't know what to tell you, check the other replies, in career mode the umas have different trainers based on the irl trainers they had (with specific personality traits), you're not self inserting, you're just spectating from first person view. You only self insert in other game modes
>>530255849No but I'd be pissed if I spent many hours in this only to find out later that career mode wasn't in my pov and I was just a first person spectator
>>530256123Yes I'm just throwing a tantrum because I like anime girls, harem, and horse racing, so I was very excited, but now my day is ruined. Will leave now and drink vodka
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Aaaah, Tama is such a sweetheart. I can't wait to make her dreams come true.
>>530255205power lets them reposition easy you have the right idea, but wits lets them know where they want to be
>>530256535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOu4QYQpu0
my dad works at cygames and says we're getting 100 free rolls on the kitasan banner + an extra 7500 jims
>>530256597Being a dual banner literally does not matter, the rates are the same as a single banner, it is not split into two
>>530256372some umas have the weirdest, terrible casual outfit like rudolf or tachyon. On the other hand, there are occasional fashionistas like rice shower and curren-chan
>>530256383NTA but the Gold Skills are much stronger. According to guides and other anons they are about 3x stronger than normal so its always worth investing into if you have a choice between a normal skill or upgrading. The main thing is determining if you really need that much stamina.
Stamina is king if you want to actually keep up your pace, but if you end up with more stamina then you need it's a waste. 10% stamina left after a race could have been more stats somewhere else as an example, but then again it is nice to have a little buffer in case you get rushed or something.
>>530256653uhhh her ears?
Well I think this is what the zoomers would call an an "XD" moment
>>530256371Last one I saw wasn't interested ;_;
>>530256679for real on God?
>>530256626Teio smells good especially her armpits
>>530256597Dual banners have the same rate per card that single banners have though.
>>530256653AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE ANIKI!
>>530256371>talking with person that has a horse>their horse whips me across the eyes with its tail mid conversation>haha wow unlucky proba->whips me across the eyes again but harder this time>FUCKIGN>it gets spooked>horse trainer has to calm it down like it's a baby>hated horses ever since3d will always be pd. Horses are better as anime girls.
Is this the first or the second day of the event?
>>530256697>>530256736How? Isn't the 50/50 split between both cards and the rest of the pool
it's over, yakuza knocking at my front door right now...
>>530256421yeah only sensei licking his student's feet, no romance at all
>>530256653We appreciate pepperonis in this thread
>>530256749lol what a dumb horse
>>530256371I live next to a Rodeo and there's some frenly hons around there sometimes
>>530256657Miyama Poppy when
>4 way summer camp rainbow 14%
>fail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>530256653Is this the secret ending to the URA finals?
>>530256718That's my experience on JP.
Except I had 400 pulls and got 4 of the wrong SSRs.
>>530256778nvm i lost all three attempts i'm uninstalling lol
>>530256614Stats and skills
>>530256778if you mean the legend races its only the first, it started ~6 hours ago
>>530256608honestly uma has arguably more "romance" with several horsepussies than BA does since there's no MUH ETHICS MUH SENSEI'S DUTY; banging your personal trainer is vanilla as fuck and the umas are all free agent athletes who freely choose their trainers so there's no MUH POWER DYNAMIC shit to censor
In BA its all one-sided from students onto sensei because you're forever cucked by morals
>>530256816There is no 50/50 chinkdrone.
>>530256920>439 staminapvp glue
>ACTIVATE YOUR FUCKING SKILL AAAAAAAAAAA
which horse is it?
>>530256709Shes a human aint she
>>530256736>>530256697that would imply Dual Banners are 2x better since the rate up is split equally between the 2 at full value while the rest is less.
>>530256749The horse got jealous and sucessfully pulled its riders attention away from you...
When does the next banner start and how long does it run for?
>>530256974Laisu
>>530256920endCHAD I kneelโฆ
>>530256974golshi
>>530256923Why do they do this shit? Always starting new events hours after the day reset?
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its over
>2nd maruzensky onsen ticket
LET'S GOOOO
>>530256974Me with Uguri until today
Only used Triumphant Pulse 3 times and still won URA.
>>530256718skill issue when an actual card rate up event gets results like this :^)
>>530256816Single banner is 25(banner):75 and dual banner is 25(banner1):25(banner2):50
>>530256974Daiwa Scarlet.
>>530256646>you're not self inserting, you're just spectating from first person view.....with a nameable and gender-selectable protag like 90% of gacha games
>>530257053>the most dangerous dungeon crawl ever
>>530256967Director akikawa naked waist up with peperoni nipples on her flat chest
Looking a bit embarrassed
>>530257053Did they make her like this because of her real life accident
>>530256718>9 rs and 1 sryou love to see it
>>530257063naked hag horseโฆ
thanks for the 3.3% of a single roll cygames
very very cool
>>530257053You can turn it into the green skill by buying it with SP.
>>530252075 (OP)POGhost here, let me create the next thread so I can move the POG thing into a reentry
https://rentry.org/umapog
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I just learned about following whales from leaderboard today... My account is GIGA-BRICKED!
Can El Condor Pasa work as End on Dirt? What's her ultimate's requirement?
I got Symboli, Oguri trainees and Gold City + 2 Super Creeks supports, should I keep this account?
>>530257210I'm gay...I like Mayano...
Is this a mistake? Why are these cards only at 0.5% while all the other dual banners have both cards at 0.75%?
>>530257261you're gonna have to make it early to keep the troll from shitting it up again, unfortunately
>>530257297She's a Mexican American I'd hope she'd work on dirt
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help me out brothers - these are my cards, and i'm pretty ass at the game.
i've peaked at like 4k-5k for my horse rating, and can't even finish their goals. is my deck bad, or am i training/racing totally wrong?
>>530256831What's romantic about licking some's feet
>>530257406This is the only special banner.
>>530257210I love Hishi Amazon but shes not playable
>>530257084So basically dual banner means you're less likely to get non-banner SSRs which is bad in this case cause the second banner SSR sucks?
Riceโs personal skill never activates for me it sucks. She sucks.
>>530256831>yeah only sensei licking his student's feet, no romance at allBAggers really have only one scene in like chapter 1 of a five year old game lol
none of the people who worked on the game back then are even left
>>530257451Your deck is giga ass. You want at least 3 speed cards.
>>530257565not even in jp?
>>530257501Maybe that guy had a point in waiting for the second banner then...
>>530257536https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history-supports-2021
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Woah, I think im ready to pull
>>530257451I usually grab 3 speed, kiryuin, and split or go all in one of stam or pow to easily clear ura. As such, you're missing on speed card. I'd put some into levelling up suzuka and borrow another if you're not going to roll for any
>>530257406>>>he doesnt knowahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
>>530257451Remove bottom left and put it in top left. Probably just not training for races correctly. Try to hit these stats and look at Gametora for what to expect from your career races and you will usually get at least goal 6/7.
>>530257658>Wasting your luck on the simulatorBeginners first mistake.
>>530257126As the other guy said, the trainers in career mode are not a "blank slate", they're based on the personality of their irl trainers and change with every girl, every trainer being different from the other in terms of personality and that's just how it is
>>530256816>>530256996During single banners: 0.75% rate, offrate is 2.25%
During double banners, 0.75% for the first, 0.75 for the second, offrate is 1.5%
>>530253091the selector (and any random vouchers too) only count for the pool when they're given/obtained, the starter selector voucher can't even select opera o
>>530257565>loves an american uma
>>5302574060.75 is on the rerun
ive been telling you niggers it's not worth it rolling in this banner, just borrow from whales
>>530257210What are you gonna do about it, fag?.
>>530257797but everyone said.....
>no maestro until URA finale
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>Teio unique skill
>must be 3rd or worse
>final straight only
>is overtaking someone
>someone must be in front of you
>as close as 1L length
bro why?
>>530257832EVERYONE SAID BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BORROW YOUR MLB CARD STOP FALLING FOR THE YOUTUBERS
>>530257739They are a blank slate, it's just a schizophrenic blank slate.
>>530252075 (OP)Saving for this card but I mostly want just more of other cards and dupes. Is it okay?
>>530257503you don't look like that
Between a 9* speed or a 6* power 3* speed parent, what deck loadout should I be bringing?
>>530257632in the actual game story its not even remotely romantic either; sensei is desperate and begging for help like a cuck and a girl says "haha I'll help if you kiss my SHOES" to humiliate him, so he instantly does so because he values his student's lives, surprising the girl who didn't think he'd do it
there's not even a CG for it or anything, it's a five second gag in the earliest chapter of the game and these fucking fags have been harping about it for half a decade
>>530257938Like what? A generic male?
>>530257956The one with better compatibility.
Why is it that the most leviathan coded games have so many shills that straight up lie about their gacha? this shit isn't f2p friendly in any way.
>>530257936yeah, you shouldn't even expect it. aim for building a deck of strong SRs
>>530254130the difference between not playing pvp at all and staying in the top bracket is 250 jims, the difference between the second highest tier and the highest is 150; metafagging doesn't pay off in any material way it's just for if you're personally into it
>>530257797>>530257832If you can stand using a 0lb SR shitter deck for half a year then go ahead
Currently undoable in Global because no one has reached S Rank yet?
How bricked does your run get if you don't reach the fan milestones for the Unique Skill upgrades?
>>530257876We need more foreign born horses
So what sort of careers will be added later? How much different are they?
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>>530257916>>530258098is this another misinfo psyop
>>530257342Why are you guys so stupid? That retard is clearly a ba shill, and after saying uma will flop, their game now flopped so hard they switched strategy to calling this game cucked or something to save face and stear people to play their gook pathetic pricunny clone of a game. Stop responding to it, report it you fucking faggot.
You are likely gonna hold on that 0-1LB kita card for months anyways not using it while you borrow MLB kita from a whale
>>530258098>>530258162>>>>>he didnt rerolloh no no no
>>530257876Fuck buddy, wife, pump and dump
Rape, USA, hate sex
Slow sensual sex, genki sex with her on top, pump and dump
>>530258062I mean, most men look like a generic male.
Are you assuming that anon is a bald land whale
just because he's on 4chan or what?
>>530254356>I just want to see my training numbers go upbased, I'm just going to roll more hors to do more campaigns and the occasional card, don't see any need to go full metafaggot for pvp
>>530257739autists like you unironically cannot imagine using a different approach when interacting with different people and tailoring methods based on the opposite party's personality, huh?
they're still all (You), the IRL shit is literally trivia at best; like Super Creek being a clingy mommy fetishist because the IRL horse bit Yutaka Take's clothes and wouldnt let go and he has a quote saying "if it wasn't for super creek, I wouldn't exist" because she was his first G1 win
irl yutaka take was not put in diapers and breastfed by the stallion he rode as a jockey for money you nigger
>>530257634>>530257667>>530257721I should point out that I'm usually borrowing an MLB special week, so outside of that I have no speed cards in deck. Should I try and roll for some SSR speed cards/use the support ticket?
>>530258098You guys have SRs?
I dunno why I'm playing this game. There's no way I'll reach to the top class. I don't even expect it yet I keep training horses like pushing buttons on a slot machine..
>playing teio's career
>maestro activates
>ultimate activates
>fucking goes to 8th because she got boxed in
>clock
>late start
>no maestro
>no ultimate
>1st
Getting blocked is so fucked in this game, it even denies her muteki.
>>530258235You can get by with SRs and there's even some rares that are ok. Which Uma are you trying to run?
>>530257406>25% chance to get banner ssr per hitSince there are 2 banner ssrs does that mean it gets halved. Ngl broskies that 12.5% kinda balls ngl ong
>>530257273i posted it multiple times already for the past few days how to do it wtf
>>530258098soooooo you are telling me.... you didn't reroll?
why does special week only gets 1* guts spark why why WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY I DON'T WANT TO RUN HER ANYMORE LET ME OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Cool to find these just lying there for everyone to see
https://www.youtube.com/@LotoDS/videos
>>530258280Good gaijin. Soon you'll be buying a few karats here and there...
>>530258235there are great sr speed cards too, you can prob just use any at this point since you basically have nothing
>>530256701Their outfits reflect the era they lived in
>>530258228yeah I don't get the autism over the trainer supposedly not being self insert enough, they just play off of the different trainees in a way that feels completely natural and doesn't take me out of things at all. Do they just want the trainer to sit there and add nothing to the dynamic?
>>530258113>he doesn't have S rank honses yetbricked
>>530258197Yeah, I didn't reroll and won the first chanmi in JP with my Kitasan + borrowed Yukino Bijin + 3-4lb SRs
>>530258098>he didn't roll on the starter banners
The Daily Karat pack gets you 1500 karats free and 500 paid... but if you use the 500 karats on the 50 per day pull, that would essential be equal to 20 pity accumulated in total. Naruhodo.
>>530258280I got an A rank uma without any SSR cards from pulling, just an MLB from a whale and nice sparks. Down the line it isn't going to be hard whatsoever.
>>530257406Wait people are actually planning to roll on a 0.5% banner?
TOPKEK
>finally get my first A
>no maestro
this is death sentence
>>530258414these spergs don't leave the house and can't imagine treating different people differently.
no fucking shit you can't gaslight Rudolf into just doing 12 mile runs in a row instead of running the arima kinen twice like you can bakushin; she's not fucking retarded and class pres can't be fooled as easily as the class rep
WTF YOU MEAN I HAVE TO ACT DIFFERENT WITH THE UNDEFEATED EMPEROR OF HORSEKIND VERSUS HARU URARA? BULLSHIT NTR!!!!!!!
lol
>>530258383Yeah, that guy is by far the most prolific uma TLer.
>submits to Jordan
>submits to Curren Chan
For being a "rowdy" horse Orfevre sure is a bitch
>opponent in room match has 50 skills
jesus christ how the fuck?
>finished event with taiki throwing another ura race
Sad. Getting sick of this weaboo.
>>530258327I have American Express (taiki shuttle)
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Crazy how most of the confident horses with the so called aura are a part of one large family.
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her being so relaxed makes the ass wonder thing hotter it's so easy to imagine her acting totally composed like that during sex
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>>530258662the colonel is still alive?!
You turn into a kansai italian when you train Neo Universe or Duramente
>>530258560I'm sorry if you don't think that a sports game can attract people who are in shape, anon.
>>530258662?
Everyone but Gimlet seem *ok*
>>530258662The west was a mistake
>>530258662Imagine the smell
You will never
EVER
Have this
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Why is Rice shower better as a Front Runner than a Pace Chaser
I cannot get a fucking win with Opera for my fucking life. she keeps draining her own mood and stamina for no reason in events.
What do I need to do to make her work?
Post you Happy Meek wins. Yes she won on my first Haru Urara finale.
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>>530258702>implying that any anon doesn't carry within him the legacy of rome
What race is this Spica T?
I like how gentildonna grooms you into a body builder
Horse in a wheelchair... why even bother?
>>530258826TM Jobber O...
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>>530258568you're splitting hairs at this point, we can all agree they're all in different continuities
uh
do i still have enough days left to do this
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Eh, I guess I'll take it for now.
>>530258825Front is easier to build for speed and she needs speed early even if you play pace. At least I think, I've failed playing her pace like 10 times.
>>530258228They even have designs man you're coping too much brother. There's official art of the anime girls and anime trainers (the ones you watch through 1st person), it doesnt get less self inserty than that
You're simply not the trainer in career mode, the real you is only in other modes
Is incest bad for spark inheritance?
>>530258881dei school admission policy
>>530258598He got your ass lmao
>>530258881Hidden special olympics trophy. Only Golshi can get it right now
>Haru Urara ran her last race in August 2004 and retired with a record of 0 wins and 113 losses.
Uma for this feel?
>>530258825pace just demands a better resource distribution and a higher amount of said resources, building a front runner doesn't take much of anything.
>>530258549AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>530258943this is obviously esoteric bait but what's the point? To repel ML schizos? That's a good thing
>>530258414I've been enjoying how different the trainer talks to the girls, it's not something like FGO where you can basically predict what the MC is gonna say cause they have a set personality.
>>530258943theres official art of the FGO masters (even separate media featuring them independently) and BA sensei too. there's art of Kieran from FEH. what point are you even making here? the protagonist and trainer is still you.
>>530258826unironically become as delusional as her, it will work, believe
>>530259029Guessing it's a psyop to repel wuwashitters
>>530258881that's an old hag who gets drunk and wants to seduce you
umadacchi in motegi fucking when
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What the fuck Vodka?
>mc autism
it's the same retards who forced male vs female mc in other gacha games, don't fall for it
>>530258943yeah and in the anime the umas lose while in the game they win because i'm their trainer
>>530258939>>530259027Damn, I really hate having nothing but a bunch of front runners across my team but getting her to work as Med/Long - Pace is cancer
>>530255132I sure do love the smell of fresh horse ass in the morning.
>>530258881So you can molest her helpless real body while she is jacked into the robot
>>530259138Nah this is unironically a retard who doesnt understand the omnibus format.
>>530258881>umahag hakase
Horse butts really are amazing. Ningen women could only hope to have asses half as glorious.
>>530259059even in FGO you're schizophrenic depending on the servant exactly like Uma.
the master making out with kuro and calling her a succubus and the master having nasu fart sniffing introspection with Oberon are more different than any 2 uma careers honestly
AAAAAAAAAAA OJOU-SAMAAAAAAAAA
Why is Fine Motion allowed to be both
>>530259059it's definitely refreshing for me, one thing I didn't like about the writing in blue archive was the mc being a fairly straight and narrow killjoy with some of the characters rather than playing along; I'm getting a lot of that here which I'm pretty happy with
>>530259161Rice shower doesn't shine as a front runner, it's just the easiest way to build her, when you are new
How do I get whale friends so that I can actually have some easy supports/sparks?
I keep refreshing the friends page but everyone it shows me is garbage
>>530258620Then you will want at least 3 speed cards, the rest is up to you if you like the skills from the cards. I usually have about 2 stam cards then the last is usually whatever. Speed, Stam, and Power will be your bread and butter.
Tokai Teio makes me horny
why is taiki shuttle allowed to bring a gun to the race
i self insert into the hors buruma
>>530259286Open clubs. Open club rankings. Click the top 1-10 clubs. Look through their profiles and follow anyone with a 9* stamina horse.
>>530259286You're going to get garbage sparks regardless bwo.
>>530259286discord
leaderboards of clans with their top players
>>530259280So is making her work as a Pacer just a matter of better inherits and/or deck? Last run I tried 3x Speed 2x Stam 1x Wit and got blown out at the URA Finale
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Thanks Cygames you are my greatest ally
I cannot get a sucessful run with Winning Ticket no matter what.
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I look like this irl
Last digit:
Odds I pull support cards
Evens I pull horse
>>530259091extremely based in that case, this general has been really good at not entertaining the usual strains of schizophrenia so far and I'm hoping it stays that way
>>530256492horses and horse shit smell better than just about every other barnyard animal. Just a warm, grassy smell.
Advice on Deck.
Maybe I will whale on Kitasan.
>>530259461You look like you fuck horses.
>>530259406I already blew it and got my third Teio and Bourbon.
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vanquished because the rudolph had dogshit stamina despite being rated higher lol
How do you even whale in this game when you can't even see the contents of the packs you're supposed to buy? Do they really expect you to be that trusting and just paypig anyway?
>>530259547japan is a very high trust society
>>530259403Pace Chaser wants a bit less power than speed and stamina around or a little less than power for long races. You also would like a couple of skills for breaking out of the pack for consistency. All in all, take it easy.
>>530259232You wouldnt lay your hands on a wheelchair bound uma past her prime would you...?
I FINALLY GOT THE BAKUSHIN SONG!
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>>530259463This is abysmal dogshit
>>530259547you can check on the website, I ended up buying beginner packs B and C since they're really high value by modern gacha standards
>>530259087That there are multiple trainers. Sensei in BA there's only 1 and the paper face makes him very easily self insertable
In career mode you're just not self inserting, at all, it's someone else interacting with the horses while you watch in first person
Half of the people replying to me are like this
>>530259205, saying "yeah it is like that, so? it's good", while the other one is coping that you're actually self inserting (when you're not)
If that doesnt tell you it was a bad choice then I don't know what to tell you. Game is half voyeur (in career mode) half self insert (in rest) lmao never saw this before
>>530259547>can't even see the contents of the packspress the i button..?
>>530257210Daiwa Scarlet has 11 children and 10 of them are daughters.
>>530259595sweep dupes are pretty good at least
I like the personality of Hishimi's trainer, a literal cunt who'd ride a bike while banging cans around to get her running
>>530258907>>530258568By no means am I agreeing with the cuckschizo, but this view becomes untenable beyond the first few umas, when the writing team was still on a tight leash. There comes a point where you can clearly tell that each trainer is different.
You simply can't say that Nakayama Festa's trainer who stands up against delinquents for a stranger is the same guy as the wet noodle in Sirius' story.
Or that Cesario's trainer who quotes theater constantly is the same guy as Kraft's.
Fuck, just look at Furioso's story. He and his uma are explicitly hometown sweethearts.
>>530258781But I do have it, because I'm playing Uma Musume where Super Creek wants to dote on me all the time.
how tf am i supposed to get my girls past B+
>>530259631>he values self-insertability over quality writing and character dynamicsyou know what I think this just isn't the game for you bud
>>530259595>Complaining about sweep dupe
>>530259474>she mated King Kamehameha but she didn't get pregnant how many times she did.damn. not even Goku can beat her
/bag/ is not sending their best here.
>>530259631they're still all you faggot, a career run is three years of actual time passing and you do dozens of them including the same horse multiple times, every horse is in a time loop since they're all simultaneously attending tracen academy and unlike most gacha games that handwave the passage of time its an integral part of the gameplay here
>>530259749Pray to RNG and get get the friendship meter on your girls up.
>>530259369It's her God-given rights.
>>530259092Wouldn't be the first time
Can't wait for anons to spend all their jims for kitasan
Realize she is never showing up on Speed training
Borrow on MLB
She is amazing and then figure out why the fuck did they even bother pulling for her in the first place
>>530259720I'd say even now each campaign is clearly a different continuity just because of the logistics of it, but I still find all of the trainers pretty easy to see myself in. I don't really get what kind of autist would take a total blank slate over what we have going since it results in much more interesting storytelling than the trainer consistently being drywall the trainees just kind of act at instead of having a dynamic with like these people seem to want
Is the Kitasan banner going to be a duo banner or do we choose which one we go for?
there is not nearly enough porn of the umas
>>530259701I also like how Mirako is the only one embarrassed when he's screaming praises to get her fat ass moving during races.
>>530259701Get into the pool you fat fuck
>>530259835what the fuck is happening in BA for their fanbase to be so bad I don't understand
I spent all my pulls to fail getting Bourbon
I jobbed quite hard at the beginning, but made it somehow. I think I lacked stamina at the start. Also she can command a real condor?
>530260016
no one cares
go jerk off to the copious amount of BA porn that exists, you brown skinned shitstain
>>530259720>look at Furioso's story. He and his uma are explicitly hometown sweetheartsFuck that sounds cute, how long until she comes to global?
The songs are kinda shit and cringe. How is this the same people that did im@s?
What do you even get out of winning the URA finals?
>>530260018kitasan's big ability everyone is hyping up (higher chance to show up at speed training) is gated behind pulling 4 copies of her minimum, below that threshold the welfare spe card we just got from the event at MLB has a higher rate of showing up to speed training
Laurel isn't selling very well which makes sense since I doubt anyone in the west read Star Blossom.
uma musume is just edge of tomorrow with horses instead of aliens
or maybe the umas are aliens
Even the nips think the BA protagonist is worse than FGO
HOW TO BEAT EL PASA???? What are good uma to use?
>>530259865Light Hello sexo
>>530260108I cant come up with that many names...
Im not very good at naming things...
>>530260108Golshi
Golshi
Golshi
Golshi
Golshi
>>530260115but i don't WANT to jack off to BA, i want to jack off to horse girls
>>530260163lots of stats
potential white spark
hot steamy uma sex if you got the hot spring ticket
>>530260181based and true sensei is kind of a killjoy desu
>>530260178they're just bad taste westerners who havent discovered the succubus hiding behind her demure exterior
>>530259751Having those interactions being for first person POV when you're not actually the one interacting with them is very weird and a bad design choice
>>530259838As I've been saying, and this said
>>530259720, they're not you in career mode, they're all different trainers and you're a spectator
>>530260181Well one, this isn't BA
And two, yeah, around when they were getting ready for the anime, they started toning down horny sensei and made him boring anime protagonist sensei
Uninstalled since the game was starting to lose soul
>>530260154they get better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4PiqNtu0k
>>530260181https://dic.pixiv.net/a/ใคใญใช้ฏๅคช้
If your horse wife is male irl you are gay
>>530260163more fans/stats/skill points/raring and the URA finale perk
Teio best girl(boy)
Scarlet best girl(girl)
>>530260087bro your adult card?
>>530259631I think you may actually be a subhuman IQ monkey.
>>530260197You need either lots of stamina(600 some anons estimate) or loads of recovery skills. Opted for the latter myself.
>>530260197El Pasa barely has enough Stamina to run her course lol
Just don't use sub-600 stamina shitters.
>>530260278I like her design, I WILL get a win with her...eventually
>>530260267You're right, now that I think about it all first person PoV books are very weird and should all be burned in a trash fire
>>530258826I made mine a front and stacked speed.
>>530260267>Having those interactions being for first person POV when you're not actually the one interacting with themdo you think you're not the one interacting with servants in fgo because gudao and gudako exist and are protags of various media?
if youve made up your mind just fuck off and quit shitting up the thread
>>530260232Is getting the hot spring ticket pure RNG?
why are the training clothes so erotic
>>530260108Fentanyl Dream
Fucks Only Humans
Southern Dancer
Fuji Tarumae
Proletariat
Haru Urara is one thing but who the hell told Vodka to race in Arima Kinen, this shit is a waste of turn.
>>530260234Pretty sure animations aren't exact
Had it happen a couple times where an uma is clearly head of mine, but mine got the victory
Not that I'm complaining of course, any run where I don't have to use a clock is a good run.
>>530260267it's so that anyone who isn't a giga autist that can't handle omnibus storytelling can easily see themselves in the trainer
So is everyone just doing Front/Pace because Long/End is annoying to do without good parents right now? because that's what it feels like
FUCK YOU GOLDSHIT JUST LET ME BEAT YOUR CAREER
>>530260285Kill yourself ESL
>>530260342>>530260232So basically nothing? At least PvP has tangible rewards.
Playing The Beast is playing on easy mode desu
>>530259968>I still find all of the trainers pretty easy to see myself inI'd say that's because we all want what's best for our uma, and will tend to converge on similar courses of action.
There are definitely some trainers where this is easier to do, to be sure, but some also have pretty different preferences from me. (And that's a good thing.)
If everyone has met the threshold for stamina in a race whats the point in going further
>>530260396I've been using her as a pace chase, so maybe that's been my issue. I won with pace with Scarlet and Groove so I've been giving her their skills
but fuck it we can try something different.
Does anyone else think that Daiwa looks incredibly hot in her casual outfit?
>>530260421don't forget the GOAT
>>530260050Have you seen their game? It's THE basic bitch game.
Umas with cute feminine penises?
>>530260386El Pasa constantly gets 3rd-4th in my runs, itโs actually Air Groove that gets close to beating me occasionally.
Stfu and talk about the game not feeding the /bag/ brown spy.
Do the increased drop events for cards/umas happen on release and then they just get added to the regular pool, or are they "promo cards" that you need to get during the event and then they are gone?
>>530260482>he still self inserts into ba senseiHow embarrassing
>>530260394You can't choose what to say in books
>>530260462TrainerS, different people with different and distinct personalities
>530260267
Don't @ me as if I were agreeing with you, retarded faggot. Fuck off.
>>530260535you can get debuffed
>>530260581Sorry, only got throbbing horse cock here.
what makes Fine Motion so sought after?
>>530260627Have you never read those choose your own adventure books? Very weird. Should all be burned.
>>530260673Her fine motions
>>530260050Its very complicated, but to simplify it, it's a community of pedophiles who have to deny their pedophilia for obvious reasons, and it has a Hitlerite bent because a lot of the most prominent BA personalities are right wing grifters who really really really love talking like theyre ESL sephiroth
>>530259642imagine being surrounded by 10 uma oneesan as you grow up..
>>530260464golshi is fun you just have to tap into your inner strategy autist instead of bakushin-ing
I'm so tired anons
3rd card also about to hit 25 spins. For 5th place prize...
i like the cute umamusumes but i dont think i like the game very much...
>>530260673she's a fine hors
>>530260123Not for a while, but her bond story is up translated on YouTube. Otherwise you're gonna have to wait at least 3 years.
>>530260464Basically yea. You don't have good baseline stats to start taking advantage of Long and End's strengths. Get ready to be rolled over by Gold Ship by the time PvP rolls around.
>>530260627they're all you, just different timelines because doing a single 3-year career run and then uninstalling the game in 20 minutes as you graduate tracen would be retarded.
it's basically gook regressorslop with horses and gambling. even alarm clocks work as a minor timeline reset
>>530260464I run End and Late, because its based and cinematic.
>>530260464Goldship is easy when your run isn't having a run full of woman moments. Late surger is legit hard for any girl that isn't Oguri cap. The best card for Late Surgers is Eishin Flash's SR right now.
>>530260846Hits horse pipe*
>>530260743Anon, I was intentionally depriving him of (You)s...
>>530260782it's for people with a pretty particular kind of autism desu, I can't imagine someone who isn't already into roguelites enjoying it and even then it's a bit particular
>>530260556Become the Centurial Overlord. You can do it
She comes with Stam and Int growth so you should be able to hit those requirements easy enough, but getting enough Power and Speed for Pace is difficult.
Front is easier, but you need to bring the right deck and still get a bit lucky.
You get transported to jp servers if you finish the event apparently...
If I couldn't get Bourbon(0.75%), I would fail to get even one copy of Kitasan(0.5%) too anyway. I'll just borrow MLB from my whalefriends.
I'll give Maruzensky this if she accepts my proposal
>>530260556Ive won multiple times with her (shes my fav) she difficult to train. I think her special is also kinda shit to trigger so its good to bring in a parent with a decent one.
>>530260050the current raid is another malding RNG festa, more alts of characters that already have alts, and anniversary is just around the corner so everyone is very bored just holding rolls
>>530260178I still can't understand why they didn't sell any Taiki merch there. She the most American uma in the game and It took place during the 4th of July. Her bond 5 even mentions fireworks
>>530260464I only hate using pace chasers, which is a shame since I like Rice Shower, Teio, and Tachyon
>>530260673idk but her Perfect Practice buff is quite handy to have
gakuen idolmaster has identical mechanics to uma, does it have schizos unable to understand like this game or is it just global bringing in illiterate retards
>>530260636You said what I said whether you like it or not
>you can clearly tell that each trainer is differentIndeed indeed
But apparently people like
>>530260825are in denial and coping that they're self inserting in career mode when it wasn't made to be that way.
>>530260675Not when 2 clicks away I'm able to self insert and all the good things I saw in career mode weren't for me
>>530260743it's the same guy perpetuating his shitposting, I recognize the style from a couple other generals
Her dad seems like a cool dude.
>win three mile races
AAAIIEEEE I HAVENT HAVE TRAINED ANY GOOD MILE RUNNERS
THE WHALES ARE GONNA KICK MY ASS IN PVP
>>530260568She looks hotter without clothes desu.
>>530259865i remember ppl callin her b95, but she doesnโt look that big there
can i brick my umamusume if i train the wrong stats or something
>>530260915oops, had a retard moment
>>530260985don't bother replying to him he's just trying to start shit
Wachu
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>>530260825>gook regressorslopwait this is kino then
>>530260984I think you misunderstand
You are the trainers
The trainers arent you
>>530261058her ingame sprite is nicely sized
>>530261060Yes. But still, feel free to train your uma wrong as a joke.
>>530260945she was one of the first horses I rolled so I was initially trying to level her (I assumed she'd be the best since she was 3 stars at the time)
What parent skills am I looking for exactly for her?
What uma is the raped and what uma is the rapist
>>530260673Good skills and events.
>>530260673Extra energy on wit train
Camn give perfect training condition
Solid skills that work for basically anyone
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1941862569972740481
>>530260464I finished long ura with an end golshi it was very 'fun'
>>530260983global bringing in a combination of newfags and the usual shitters, it'll probably cool down in time
>>530260984you realize you can just go back to BA or wuwa or whatever hellhole you crawled out of instead of whining indefinitely right
>>530261013>Accidentally calls you dadCute
>>530260464Ura's +400 stamina makes it annoying as fuck to do Long/End.
>>530261102Yes, you're impersonating the trainers and watching it from first person view, but you have no agency because the trainers have their own distinct personalities in career mode and therefore you are not able to self insert (because it was designed that way)
>>530261239I downloaded BA yesterday and played 20 min I'm level 2
Please make use of my Premium Mommy Maruzensky she is perfect as a Mile parent with 5* Speed, 3* Stam, 6* Mile and 3* Turf and 2* Redshift
i need money
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>>530255265You're as much of a retarded nigger as him lmao
>open girls frontline 1 and 2
>dolls: Haha Camander looks like you forgot to lock your door so it's time for night rap- i mean battles!
>open nikke
>nikkes: Damn I'm so horny shit is that a lone Commander over there haha I'm going to take him home and rape him
>open blue archive
>students: wow, sensei sure is weak, hey I'm sure that sensei will forgive me if I raped him again even though he made me promise to stop raping him after the 1st and 2nd time.
>open uma:
>umas: I love you Onii-Chan!
This sure is a breath of fresh air I'm really sick of being raped by girls who are stronger than me.
>wondering where the fuck I'm getting Escape Artist for McQueen
>it's from Seiun Sky
cool, she wasn't a complete brick
>>530261129Ive been running Rudolph and using her ultimate and her speed star skill, getting good stam and power so you can kinda front load speed is always nice. I run 3 speed, 1 stam (creek), 1 power, 1 int for my decks. I dont really know what qualifies for a "challenge" still to trigger her ability.
>>530259631https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
>>530261095trainer-san is actually dante from limbab who's actually tom cruise
rudolf has been class pres for 40 years
What time is the daily reset?
>>530261348>I'm really sick of being raped by girls who are stronger than me.
>>530260464Depends on what skills you get desu
every time BA is mentioned in this thread i will spend ten dollars on uma musume. tread carefully, BAfags.
>>530261345That is what Career mode is, though. It's not a self insert mode.
>>530261348>open uma:>umas: I love you Onii-Chan! Now bend over!*Fixed that for you
>>530261348>heโs unaware
>>530261348uma could and will get what they want
>>530261348umas are way stronger than us too bwo
Teio
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When do I start speed training?
>>530261348This is true instead of being raped you are coerced into steamy, sweaty post G1 race sex to help your uma calm down.
will my umamusume really leave me if i dont win in 3 years...
>>530261425midnight in japanese time iirc
>>530261603the game over screen actually says you keep working with them, its just not as good as the true ending and you dont get to play out being mediocre
Just watched the first episode of Season 1. Why does Trainer-san get to grope Spe in public twice and no one cares? Why can't we do that in-game?
First time winning Arima Kinen but lost in the semi finals. Thoughts?
> Need to get 150k event points in the next two days
> Gotta wageslave
Fug
>>530261360I don't have Rudolph but I can borrow one as a parent right?
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>use final legend race ticket for the day
>we both end up losing to Spe-chan and it's a draw
What the fuck? That can actually happen?
>>530261562Teio will surely activate her skill now, right?
I came to realization that grinding the right sparks is the endgame grind. Then you find out the proper percentages of getting 3* sparks on the right stats and abilities.
It's akin to the shitty artifact grind in Genshin where it's nothing but RNG stacked on RNG. Had I remained ignorant I probably would still be playing. Why do gachas desperately need to do this?
>>530261714we do but cygames only lets straight non balding men experience that cutscene, sorry ma'am
>>530261724your stamina is fucked
>>530261348Mein Fรผhrer... Die Umas... They love you too... much too...
Does anyone here have Bakushin's unique title? 12 sprints is easy enough, but I can't get the win by 4 lengths part of it.
I want her just cuz of her animation
>>530261714roll support cards with groping events and you can
>>530261294I dont think thats really the point, the story implicates that the trainer is SUPPOSED to be you
The arguement of "you cant self insert if the character already has a personality" is kinda silly in general and really just an arguement of the readers ability to consume this sorta media.
Also you are never gonna have full agency in a game like this because they have to center your interactions in a way that showcases the girls personality, not yours since the story isnt about you afterall.
>this horse offers you a cup of coffee
Are you drinking it?
How do I get good at team trials? I swear I lose 3/5 every time
>>530261741Yup! I think her and maruzensky both have pretty good moves. I like Rudolph because as a pace chaser im pretty likely to pass 3 people in the last corner unless im far ahead. Getting Maestro and stacking pace chaser skills to proc is just the way to go.
>>530261724way too much wit, more speed, more stamina
>>530260569Kek, it was really so bad huh, no wonder I'm never in the mood to follow FGO even though I like fSN and Zero, especially when I've experienced MC like Shirou and Kiritsugu who are indeed fighters and can even 1vs1 against Servants so I won't be able to stand watching a passive MC.
>>530261304speed sparks are a meme
>>530261738ok win the finale now
>>530261815Only if she kicks me first.
>>530261348>This sure is a breath of fresh air I'm really sick of being raped by girls who are stronger than me.Oh no no no... he doesnt know?!
>>530261714>he lacks the critical information
>>530260673She's so cute. When can I roll for the horse
>>530261812I like them too.
>>530261304When I get guest charges I'll use her
Eazy
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>>530261896I have never failed a Teio career
>>530261835Build your stamina. URA's stamina requirements are more lax compared to pvp.
>>530261815The creamer is cum, isn't it
>log in
>1.5k carrots
I believe in mr cyge
not rape if itโs consensual..
https://x.com/nyantamach222/status/1941739638928048323
>>530261842alright I'll give it at shot. I've only gotten about 3 wins so far, which some easy horses (groove, daiwa, and bakushin) so I guess it's time to start looking up how to win with the harder horses.
thanks bro
>>530261815I have a choice?
>>530261348>He doesn't know
>>530262009post cards and parents
>>530257406Wait, we get Kitasan on the double banner? Well, at least the hamster is good, could use her for long.
>>530261991what is the Teio pondering about?
Imagine how many people missed this mission.
>>530262023Don't worry, they'll keep going until it's not consensual anymore
>>530260154they don't get the same namco composer obviously
>>530262042For a medium horse like her ~800 speed, 450 stam, and ~550 power (always 300 wit) is the recommended, but Ive won finals with a lot less speed.
Nice Nature is a cutie patootie
>>530261963Daiwa is number 1 after all
>>530262013>wake up to Mr. Cygenerous>can't roll for the next 10 hoursI just wanted to get Opera...
>its 2010s
>everyone excited about a horse girl thing
>i like it a lot
>i beat my meat
>Its 2025
>everyone is excited about a horse girl thing
>i like it a lot
>i goon
im at a low point again
i just notice bakushin have perfect practice and charm event
>>530261348How is GFL2?
Played it for a bit at launch, but the daily loop and gunsmoke got a bit too boring for me
Last I heard, it was gonna be a while before there would be any major story updates.
Something about how china was only up to 8 and global got 8 early
Miss the coco retard that can't speak right.
at 18k carats after cygenerous dropped their loot on us is it possible to get another 12k by the time kitasan drops
any anon has the est carat chart
>>530254667>He thinks we arent the umas trainersnews flash faggot, yes we are. You could write your dissertation on the reasons why we arent, but that doesnt matter, because I, the player, have decided that we are. No amount of evidence that could ever be presented, could ever sway my opinion on this even one percent. We are the masters of our own destiny
>>530262423if you dont do gunsmoke its fun
>>530261815Iโd take it over a coffee from Tachyon
>>530261805>is kinda silly in general and really just an arguement of the readers ability to consume this sorta mediaI didn't say that though, every character has a personality ofc. The main point is that the personality changes, intentionally, to match the trainer's irl persona, and that personality changes with every horse, logically, sometimes doing a complete 180.
Career mode wasnt meant to be a harem mode, you're a mere spectator as others pointed out
>>530262385>using the word "goon"You're worse off this time around.
>>530262060Nothing too fancy, I'm not finished with the run yet. This deck has worked wonders for Rice so far, just make sure to have enough power.
As for parents, 3* power Suzuka and 6* stamina Special Week from an anon.
>>530260154https://youtu.be/HLtqNqDw8Ec
https://youtu.be/0GLX3pPkGD0
Give the solos a try too. They get creative with the genres like Deresute did.
>>530262092She's good....at 5 copies bro...
>>530262465girl left me, its hitting hard anon.
>>530261815Only if she feeds it to me from her mouth
I refuse to move on until I have my meme 9* speed Bakushin
What are you looking for the most in your legacies, relevant sparks and ults?
Man the events here are kinda grindy. At least I could auto them in Grub.
>>530261348>This sure is a breath of fresh air I'm really sick of being raped by girls who are stronger than me.
>>530262590This doesnโt add up
>>530262590put the chad at the top too and its me
>>530262532Apologies. You'll make it, brother.
>play agnes career
>doing well, winning every race
>stacking up some stamina because she's med
>random ass goal change to a mile run on the 3rd race
>17th
>>530262461>Career mode wasnt meant to be a harem modeI dont think anyone has said that or argued that have they?
People are just saying you are supposed to be the trainer in these scenarios, which is true.
>>5302625906?
But that show didn't come out that long ago?
Should you be here right now?
What's more important
Bourbon or Kitasan support
>>530262590at least japs wont add ziggers to rape the horse girls
https://youtu.be/JheGUe1zpEs
Tossed into the stables and raped all night by thirsty uma girls.
>>530261348Super Creek pampering me and calling me a good boy at the end of the day is like crack, she's a dangerous horse.
>>530262801We love Suzuka!
>>530262757tachyon's career is fucking tough my most recent run I was winning everything and got ruined on the last race
>>530262429With 30,000 carots you get 300 rolls. thats one guarenteed pity of it, and you need 4. It has a 0.75 percent chance on banner. Rolling three in 300 tries aint happening without godly fucking luck
>>530262226thanks bro this has been super helpful
>>530262429I'm at 28k right now and I've only bought the Rookie A pack.
t. 27m fans
>urara actually won one race
you guys lied to me
>>530262780What you heart desires.
>>530262361She's so adorable
>>530262771anon, someone who was 6 when FiM first aired is 21 now...
>>530262891Miracles do happen
>>530262891GO GRANDMA URARA
>>530262952Please add another (dead) at the end of that (dead) chain
>>530262830lovely lovable suzuka...
>>530262891URARA ALLOWS US TO DREAM
I want to be Fuji Kisekis old oji-san trainer
I've gotten hot spring tickets 4 of 5 times since playing Nice Nature, all of which happened today. Anons?
>>530262891>beating jobbersdoesn't count, the only reason she's allowed to run after she's retired is because she's so bad she won't hurt herself
I am literally her top guy. I won't let her down!
>Decide to use a friend's hoss legacy for the first time
>it is uncontestedly the most absolute dog shit career run I've ever had
>Constant failures at shit that's only 10 or 20%
>Constant mood downs, negative status effects
>An uma that has never had trouble coming in top 5 constantly is suddenly getting seventh, eighth and fifteenth places
This motherfucker cursed my account and I am now an official oguri cap hater
now i remember why i stopped playing, i dont like seeing hors sad
Have someone calculated how long do we need to save for one spark with the accelerated schedule and daily ninjin income? I plan to spark for new umas (ignoring alts) as often as possible.
call me gay gay homosexual but i can't lust after my cute horses
>>530261779this minus the straight part
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Creampieying my girlfailure zoomer wife every night and morning, giving her lots of love and enabling her moody mood.
>>530263215All races count. You'll never be a winner with this attitude.
Friendly reminder for friend. You need 502 rolls on Kisaten banner for a 50 percent chance of getting MLB. Which is 76000 Carrots. Not worth it champs
>>530263205are made for Umas
>>530262590I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
>can only roll jorse after getting Kitasan BLACKED support
>>530263194I'd never fail my empress
>need to place in Tenno Sho Spring
>only horse I have who can is Goldship
>Goldship refuses to win races to even get to it
>>530263364I think I can get it in 4 or 5 actually.
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>>530263340wife nature...
>>530263364Friendly that reminder all it takes is one good roll.
>>530263259Just aim lower, most horses don't even win a G1 race much less multiple. I consider a campaign won if I get her goals cleared, the Ura is post-game.
>>530263339>Mood down>Awful
>>530263412>In Apollo's outfitSame VA?? I will now roll for Air Groove.
You don't have to choose between a blank slate and a well-developed character to be the player. It's a false dichotomy you've made up in your head along with that retarded voyuer shit.
You can tell these kind of people have never read anything but lowest-denominator gacha slop.
>>530263364what's the next meta banner after her?
>>530263364IF you factor in pity, the average cost for MLB a banner support card is 58500 carrots
>>530257002Just because of this comment I'm sending top gun to the glue factory.
This whale I follow has a mlb oguri card on support and hasnt logged in for 4 days
He literally just swiped 500$+ and then quit the game
>have to prioritize Kitsan Black's PNG over all these limited cuties
>trying to be an actual trainer, but the uma being full (You) instead
which one for this feel?
>>530258461what the fuck? how do you get ALL stats that high?
>>530263616if you already have a workable deck and you don't plan on sweating in pvp you don't really need her desu
>>530263614same thing with mlb creed for me. I truley love this mystery man
>>530263382I play for fun. I'm having fun. I've been playing Uma Musume for the past 72 hours.
>>530263563Speed El Condor Pasa in 33 months
>>530263563smart falco, summer maruzensky
>>530263471im trying the event for the first timein global, my robutt just ran out of fuel
>>530263614Some people have the money stat maxed in their careers
>>530263504Nah, not same VA. Both are just Butcha-U's favorites.
>Rice Shower was initially not going to run in the Takarazuka Kinen at firstโ However, his owner wanted to boost his value as a sire and in order for that, his horse needed to win a mid-distance race. Therefore, he chose the Takarazuka Kinen as Rice Showerโs retirement race.
>During the race Rice would collapse, suffering a double injury to it's front legs. A tent was brought out for the sake of privacy and Shower was euthanized.
God, what a cathartic victory, I'm very proud of my cute hero.
>>530263687Its a pic from a 10k whale account on twitter. Everything mlb maxxed and all that shit. Dont worry
>>530263414tfw Gold Ship's real trainer said trying to raise Gold Ship in game was harder than raising him IRL
>>530263616The problem is in your head, I'll just skip Kitasan, play around with 3 star girls I actually like and continue to win Uras regardless. No way I'm wasting 6 gorillion carats on equipment instead of characters, not here to anywhere else.
>>530263616this game has no limiteds
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Bye bitch
>>530263773this bitch unironically won't get off my dick
I need trophies while she keeps dragging me out on dates
How long until I can train her on global?
>>530262878i just want one cause umabros said u get gbf rainbow bricks to uncap it down the line and i want flexibility when borrowing mlb whales
>>530262890thanks anon was there a reason you didnt get the monthly pack
>>530263902I hate the way she talks
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>wake up
>legend race unlocked
>try Oguri, try maruzensky
>they both lose
>fuck it. try gold ship
>wins
it's that easy baby.
>Destroyed by Gold Ship trained on shitter cards
Did she call ICE on El?
How do I escape B+ Rank hell umabros?
I don't want to spend real monies
>>530263750Bourbon makes you hard because she is hard, better luck next time.
>>530263382For the record, you really shouldent do this. The meta crd will barely matter to most, and more ponies is substantially more fun.
How does global even find friend codes?
I want to join the mile high club with Mayano Top Gun. Maybe bomb Iran after, see a Tom Cruise flick.
>>530263949making her talk like a zoomer was a really fun way to translate her speech quirks in the JP version even if it makes me want to kill myself
>>530264038I hope she'll call Oguri no Cap
At least you fags are lucky that your horswife comes after Kitasan. Bourbonbros are just fucked since she came out early.
is it too late to start playing
>>530263965>>530263981top anon had onsen sex, I declare him the true winner
>>530263994based, you need multiple dupes for it to even be a meaningful game-changer
>>530263849>mood drops from event>spend a turn on recreation>event afterward drops her mood againFucking bratty horse stay happy
>turns out "el" just means "the"
Why didn't they call her Connie?
>>530264132not at all
in fact, the best time to start playing is on Kitasan Black's banner and aim for a 3LB/MLB reroll
whats the first character meta worth to pull? I've 100 pulls for the next support meta and after that I want a character meta to pull
>>530263981>She got ahead of me?>Dump Ze Late Start
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>>530252371I mean Tosho has a chance to drop on Kitasan banner anyway right? Also I see plenty of people doing well with level 35 or even 25 SRs, of course that depends on sparks, followers, and your library.
>>530262593Power, stamina for blue. Distances, dirt for pink mostly. URA finale for grey. Maruzensky ulti for front, Taiki Shuttle for pace, Oguri for pace and late, Rudolf for late and end.
>>530263812damn that's pretty fucked up makes me want to get her now
>>530264132You won't make it in time to clear the current story event, but you have an extra 10 rolls gibs and a guaranteed SSR support ticket which day 1 rerollers didn't have.
You lose one, but win in another.
WHY THE FUCK MY TEIOS DOESN'T USE ANY OF HER ABILITIES
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TRIPLE CROWN
>>530263812air shakur literally also suicided to avoid the stud life..
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>>530260050Why is she like this?
>>530263812>>530264356>It's Rice Shower! She conquers the Yodo Hill and wins the Takarazuka Kinenbtw this is one of the few unique comments from the commentator in the game, and you unlocked it by conquering the hill that killed irl Rice Shower.
>>530264462did she stopped mid sentence becos u slapped her?
>>530264440Because you don't have enough wit, because you are using her in a racing style that won't proc it, because you got abilities that cause her ult to not proc. All sounds like your fault buddy.
>>530263851this girl, rice, and who else is imouto tier?
682 633 822 048
Looking for a clubby club. And maybe some tomodachis
>>530263984Better support cards.
Luckier runs (hot spring ticket, multiple +stat events, etc)
good sparks
>>530263648What are they discussing?
Did I just not unlock team trials in time last week and that's why I'm currently in Class 1?
>my horse doesn't make the placement
>her dream dies
>she's sent to the glue farm
>all I have to remember her is her worn out shoes of a forever 6th place shitter
>all the shitters in lower positions somehow get to go on and keep racing
>>530264842yep
everyone will be in Class 3 today
it's over for you now
>doing Oguri Cap career middle mark
>is favorite and better stats
>get 15th
>get 6th
>get 2nd
im so tired of rng destroying my runs
Hey i'm brand new to gacha games and this one has been really fun so far.
Is this a game where you can get far just doing dailies or do you have to put actual cash in to get anywhere?
>>530264558>btw this is one of the few unique comments from the commentator in the gameMan, I love the attention to detail in this. Very heartwarming line.
>>530262891races for horse hags..
>>530264842they fucked up anyway and a good chunk of people didn't get promoted after week 1 either despite being over the promotion line.
I don't know what the exact number is but enough that more than one anon was whining about it here. i am one of those.
>>530265162Autism and good luck can help you clear 90% of game content. Just don't expect to destroy giga whales in the whales PvP leagues.
>>530252371If people should skip kitasan when should people exactly roll for support cards
>>530265162you need cash
this has been the worst early grinding experience I've played out of the gachas I've played
I can taste it, almost free
>>530252371"free" spe-chan.
welp, Im not gonna make it since I got 25 spins 3 cards in a row
>>530262891never stop believing in yourself
>>530265660so it's not just me
My luck with these bingo cards is extremely shit
>>530258461>this is what the inevitable future of daily pvp will look like going forward against whales>nothing a f2p can do to ever stop it
>>530265551>>530265660>>530266176yeah, and I think the event ends soon.
>surely Gold Ship will start overtaking now
>surely Gold Ship will start overtaking now
>surely Gold Ship will start overtaking now
>surely Gold Ship will start overtaking now
>14th
>>530266275stop caring so much about pvp
as long as you do adequately enough to get rewards it doesn't really matter that much
>>530265660There are 3 cards from the bingo in total.
This game is a far more enjoyable grind for me instead of fgo or gfl2
>>530266621>400 Wit>none of my 6 skills active the entire race>4 activate for curves/straightaways
>>530258461stop scaring the retarded newcuties that haven't done the main story yet
>>530262891We need (retired) alts that race against other retired horses and they're all using walkers
>>530257451thanks to those who helped. redid deck after your input and had an undefeated career
>>530261243Globals can't be called "master" lmao what kind of faggotry is this!? EOPs deserve all this lol.
>>530268927I've gotta learn japanese faster to escape these fags
