Follow Your Bird Edition
>Latest Updatehttps://kingdomcomerpg.com/en/news/hotfix-1-3-1
>Brushes With Death DLC Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH9pzsEsC4k
>DLC RoadmapLegacy of the Forge: July - September 2025
Mysteria Ecclesiae: October - December 2025
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>>530289452Half of me wants to grab more varied screen shots to make it less obvious now, but the other half appreciates the recognition of my Jobst spam and 'tistic fandom. I like to think anyone here regularly enough to recognize it is also somewhere on the spectrum.
>>530269393I can only hope that Erik dies a brutal and painful death at Henry's hands during the Erik revenge kidnapping arc because the fujo seethe would be legendary
>>530290687 (OP)Art is kino
Who said hans is his moral compass? This is it
it's my own fault for getting my hopes up but if forge dlc doesn't give us a loft/house area to decorate and sex Hans or Katherine in then I'm going to kill myself
https://youtu.be/qot4g4RTP-A?si=LHWoBu5D0y5vTuwT
Pretty cool Czech doc (with passable EN subs) filmed around the KCD2 launch. Vavra hates on chuds there and also talks about why Musa was created.
Apparently after the all-around ignorant race shitstorm around KCD1 launch, he decided to educate everyone how this situation could have realistically worked in Bohemia at that time. There are two records of black people in Bohemia in that era, with the first dude being part of the court of Charles IV, and the second was a freed slave originally gifted to king George of Podiebrady by the king of Portugal. In both cases they were near the kings and associated with international politics. Vavra was pretty happy with Musa's character but had expected the leftist crowd would be angry again because one black guy isn't enough or whatever, but got blindsided by "fanatical lunatics" from the right instead.
Another fun thing is that they reveal what the Embracer higher ups wanted them to change. The suits only wanted Warhorse to make the early game easier to stop filtering the casuals, but WH said no because "the beginning is supposed to be a challenge".
>We hope the casual players eventually grow to appreciate the game just as much as we do.
>>530297415>Vavra was pretty happy with Musa's character but had expected the leftist crowd would be angry again because one black guy isn't enough or whatever, but got blindsided by "fanatical lunatics" from the right instead. Just goes to show that both sides lack common sense and are impossible to please
>>530297779There’s a funny moment where Vavra says that neither of the extremes getting angry over black people in KCD know anything about how things worked in medieval Bohemia, which is very true.
Atticwife hans bc henry is so scared erik will kidnap him
>>530297234I think the forge dlc will be mostly about uncovering martins past
You get a space in kuttenberg block like your friend voyta. Not sure why people think it woukd be as extensive as pribyslavits
>>530298743Henry kidnapping Hans to keep him safe from Erik and the wedding
Wow, that anon wasn't kidding about Hans doing nothing but eating during Talmberg siege. Thought it was just shitposting or exaggerating but I just followed him around and all he does is eat, get up to refill bowl, eat, repeat until sleep.
>>530303119>>530303306What's he supposed to do?
>>530297415so it was bs all along? total chud loss
>>530301227>yfw Hans is kidnapped by Erik at the wedding and that’s why Zizka is involved Henry then gets him back and it’s a happy ending for hansry because everybody has to admit Hans really needs his bodyguard near him 24/7, preferably in his room.
>dev notes show Hans’s “girl from Bohunowitz” is made up
>if you don’t ask him about the cottage before the quest, he invents a story about “a couple of girls” while you’re riding there
The fakest womanizer in Bohemia.
>>530314983Kek did they really? Fucking fujo writers
>>530315285Fudan writers, anon. The Warhorse writing team is pretty much all men.
>>530314983Is Hans even legitimately attracted to women or is he the most oblivious faggot ever
I go back and forth on this but the fact that he tried so hard to fall in love with any woman at all and it never happened and then fell in "I would literally die without you" tier love with the first man that entered his life is very sus.
Henry asking Musa if he's sick when he meets him will never not be funny
>>530322226He probably likes sex with women because it makes him feel something, just like he’s known to love fighting while in Rattay. He had no loved ones and wasn’t allowed to do anything that really mattered, so he filled the inner emptiness with violence and socially acceptable fucking. His ideal state is being in a loving monogamous gay marriage, but he was born in the 14th century so poor guy was out of luck.
>>530325078His genuine concern and curiosity are adorable. Henry would love the journey to the Holy Land if Hans ever took him there.
>>530303971He could help procure supplies instead of just sitting there and making my dick hard
>>530347169He's not a laboratores or whatever it's called I don't speak latin
>>530347304He's going to be in labor by the time my Henry is done with him
>>530350337>>530350643Oh great, is our next thing going to be Hans vore?
>>530350643>hans castrationhot
>hans force feedinghot
>>530351249>hans voreno
You know what I want? Hans developing a wetting kink after pissing himself on the gallows
>>530353183I too fantasize about hans wetting himself but when hes raped
Im not sure how it works with regular henry. Do say tho
>>530353183I want him to develop a choking kink after Henry chokes him out at Maleshov
>>530353183>>530354016For me it's Hans pissing himself or Henry marking his territory on Hans
>>530354016Hans would admit pissing himself turned him on and Henry would run with it
He'd encourage Hans to drink a bunch and then hold him on his lap until it happens
And then he'd jerk him off
Thanks for reading my fanfiction
>>530354140That's good too
>>530355029Thats a good fanfiction
>>530354324I too want henry to piss inside of hans
>>530356662I read a fanfic where that happened
>>530298698Why does it always have to be african blacks? Those people never complain about the lack of chinese or some other race in a remote all white part of medieval Bohemia.
>>530357327https://archiveofourown.org/works/66231841
I like musa but i just find it funny musa is well thought of but the nomad camp is just stereotypes galore
A question, i shot the horse from the window of my room in the tavern kat was working and the guard knew it was me. I figured logically they knew from the angle of the arrow and position of the horse but I tried shooting the horse again from the room below mine and the guard still knew? There was nobody, nobody was looking at the window anyway
>>530364064crime stats and logic are fucked, no point in trying to figure it out
>>530362773>stereotypes galoreWhite people stereotypes are still funny and acceptable. inb4
>nomads>white
So if I'm understanding correctly, fat pregnant Hans beng raped and pissing himself is collectively your guys favorite thing?
Survival leveling is so busted lol. The fact you can double dip herb picking xp by then drying those herbs for more xp is wild. I'm 5 hours in already level 22. (High survival skill makes For Whom the Bell Tolls very easy).
>>530368347Kek
>>530370256Survival is easy to level up even without picking herbs
I dont know what else triggered it
>>530368347Not mine
I want Hans to be happy
>>530362773I thought the nomad camp was good. What were the stereotypes? Them buying stolen goods and horses? I don't think that's anything too bad honestly, anyone who buys stolen goods in games like this is my friend. I've had a variety of experiences with IRL gypsies and despite being a euro I don't hate them, I just hate the ones who leave rubbish around and shite
But I've always been a big fan of Snatch, so maybe I just have a soft spot for gyps
>>530372626>big fan of SnatchThat movie and Lock Stock are incredible. What the fuck happened to Guy Ritchie?
>the most alive this gen has been in months was when fujos were talking about force feeding and piss kink
grim
>>530382819Ok lets talk about how samuel was absolutely unecessary and can be removed just fine, maybe when forge dlc arrived he would be expanded
I feel like devil gang should be just dry devil, kubyenka, and zizka... i like janosh but what was his purpose, adder's etc
Devils pack just feel underdeveloped overall
>>530385176Well, a bit of padding of the cast is good to ensure it doesn't feel TOO retarded for this small force to be so effective. That's why the french bastard's forces join for a bit as well
And desu janosh is also there to give a bit of insight into hungarians that aren't cumans or in sigismund's army
>>530357160Because the people complaining are Americans and they have a history with African blacks. That said, it’s not like medieval Bohemia was teeming with Chinese travellers either.
>>530368347It's just the pissing part for me
>>530364064The guards dedeuced that only a player character could shoot a horse for no reason
>>530362773It’s not a stereotype if it’s true. Bohemia hasn’t had proper nomadic gypsies for centuries now, but in Eastern European countries like Ukraine today’s sixty year olds had grandparents who still remembered them. They were pretty much like the game portrays them. Travelling dancers, horse traders and trainers, artisans, potion makers, fortune tellers, and yes, they also traded in stolen goods. Being on the fringes of the society makes it inevitable.
>>530385176>Devils pack just feel underdeveloped overallI think there's a lot of pacing and story issues by the time you get to the last quarter of the game, like you said there's very little development of the pack before you go rob a canon then its a race to the finish. Which makes Adders death pretty underwhelming. Sam and Henry develop a relationship despite spending very little time together, Other Characters like Rosa just drop out of the plot, Otto after hearing Sigismund has run away decides to become a middle aged ninja and run after him and forfeit his estates for reasons. And the silver somehow disappearing despite the entire Prague militia still being there sieging the castle if you take an extra few hours to rescue that idiot.
>>530399705Amerimutt here, do they also make you go on quests to solve their family problems?
>>530385176I think the Devil's Pack is developed just as much as it needs to be. They're not our friends, Henry has no reason to care deeply and personally for any of them and Henry doesn't mean much to them in turn, but they are temporary allies and they're fun to be with. It's a bunch of very colorful personalities who also provide a window into the various places and social realities they come from, like high aristocracy and merc work for Hynek, morally questionable nationalism for Zizka, Poland for Adder, Hungary/Slovakia for Janosh, etc.. It's a microcosm of Bohemian complicated multicultural society, in a way. It's also a group where we can see the boundaries between the social classes blur, showing us a different side of people like Hans or Musa.
>>530401035Why wouldn't Rosa drop out of the plot, though? She's a noble lady who loves being noble and surrounded by privilege. She has no reason to stay near the plebeians and cutthroats and she would fucking hate it once the initial feeling of novelty and excitement passed.
>isterik fujos on xitter are mad that tiktok zoomers talk shit about them and hate Istvan for being a groomer
LOL. LMAO even. Karma is hitting this clique hard lately.
>>530412371KEK usually I hate tiktok zoomies but this time they’re based
>>530416679That skinny ass luke dale is a perfect target to be fattened up and impregnated
>>530368347fat and pregnant yes, the other thing no (im mentally ill but not THAT mentally ill)
>>530417735>>530421503At this rate people are gonna manifest it into reality in some KCD spinoff comic.
>>530412371Wait there's people who don't think Istvan is a groomer? If you're going to stan a toxic ship you might as well own it bitch
I wonder if luke has sucked cocks hes a theather kid right
>>530422848Isterik shippers seem to have convinced themselves that Erik was an adult by the time Istvan’s band raided his village. Technically possible, but Erik’s “he was a better father to me than my real father had ever been” contradicts that theory.
Ngl logan is funnier than luke
Is luke even funny? Idk
Any idea whats this about
Idk what else to say now ive finished both games and i couldnt possibly be talking about fat pregnant hans who pisses himself all the time, see yall when the dlc news drop or if theres some substabtial news
>>530428470It’s about that KCD2 cinematic cut they’re presenting at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival tomorrow.
>>530431097>mfw I still haven’t finished the DLC Being a wageslave with multiple hobbies is hard.
>>530428470>>530436860I’m curious how this cut is supposed to work. The total length of all properly cinematic cutscenes is 5 1/2 hours, IIRC. This cut is 2 1/2 hours long yet it covers only the Trosky region, which is the shorter part of the story.
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What did Warhorse mean by this?
>>530412371Good, as far as I'm concerned they deserve it and more for the way their unhinged behavior has escalated after the latest nothingburger drama.
>>530424109Unless I'm remembering wrong Istvan is stated to be in his 40's and Erik in his 20's, and Istvan took him in during childhood, so the grooming and age gap aspect of it are pretty solid. I don't care to moralfag about ships but I do think it's funny that most Isterik shippers are "anti proshippers" or whatever when they're shipping a groomed war orphan with his father figure war criminal, but try to pretend that it's wholesome for some reason.
>>530449148Apparently in his recent Kuttenberg talk Tobi said that Erik is in his 20s or 30s, suggesting the age gap isn’t that huge. The grooming is definitely there, though.
>>530449627I think that's probably another of those "everyone's suddenly in their 20s" to avoid an online lynch mob things that appeared in KCD2
>>530454527To be fair, Erik is clearly no youth and KCD is a series meant for people in their thirties and older. Having a cast where most characters are older than Henry seems about right.
>>530423804The casting couch doesn't discriminate
Speaking of theater kids, does anyone know which university/acting school did Tom and Luke go to?
>>530445816Exactly what you think
>>530459374I don't know I'm not a stalker
>>530456062Eh, Erik looks young in KCD1 and other characters describe him as a young pup. He does look much older in KCD2 though.
>>530468051Being gay aged him horribly.
>>530421503piss kink goes hand in hand with pregnancy kink, there is more pressure on the bladder after all.... fat fetish is plenty mentally ill too I think but I don't judge
>>530431097Not all the time, it's only hot when he does it on purpose
Incontinence isn't sexy
>>530442237I think they created new cutscene so its worth going to and not just youtubd cutscene compilation on big screen
>>530474202By "all the time" i meant about the talking part
Beside, this kind of fetish rarely involves incontinence, its always on purpose
At least in shitty gay eroticas ive read
>>530477802I enjoy a good "accidental" wetting too oh no I have to pee and there's no toilet nearby, guess I'll piss my pants instead of whipping out my cock
>>530478064For me it's accidental or out of fear
>>530480941Ngl i never like henry calling hans sir in tender, private moment like this
Make them feel distant and out of character
>>530422848Bruh there are people who still think Istvan isn't even gay lmao. Obviously not the same people but my point is people can convince themselves of anything no matter how much subtext is screaming in their face. The only way they could be convinced is an actual flashback cutscene of Toth seducing a teenage Erik.
>>530468051Face model change.
>>530496096if starfield still has a gen then we can too.
>fighting two roadside bandits
>one of them runs away
>still poverty Henry 10 hours in
>damn, wanted his loot
>ride down the road
>he bled out and died
Nice.
Most beautiful wilderness ever depicted in a game. Sorry RDR2.
>>530496096More gay sex
>>530498080Getting the first loot is always so satisfying
>>530498080Henry is so handsome but like in a medieval way no wonder hans knees wobble
>>530480941I too love it when hans pee out of fear
>>530496096Talk about your favorite new hansry fics or art
Movie watchalong nights
Twitter drama updates
New mods
Henry going from trying to take it easy with the booze, to the one actively encouraging everyone to keep drinking during the Cuman quest after he's already drunk is such a relatable drunk thing to do.
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>>530498474I actually have a pretty strong kit for this early in the game. Most of it's tier II. You gotta gimp yourself if you've played as much as I have though or the game gets too easy. I'm gonna stick with my poorfag bandit armor until at least after the wedding. I'm more in need of the groschen than anything else.
>>530498631I rarely rock a beard in this game but every time I post a shot with this exact hair and beard combo someone says something positive. I'm not gay though so maybe I don't even realize what a hottie this version of Henry is.
>>530498375cinema
>>530499513>Talk about your favorite new hansry fics or artno fat and pregnant Hans fics or art yet
>Movie watchalong nightswe already watchalong Tom and Luke's streams sometimes don't we?
>Twitter drama updatesno one is talking about it anymore on account of the ex-mods destroying their credibility by being found to be friends with the usual Isterik clique, many of who were posting about how they hope Luke commits suicide over the drama and how they want to doxx Luke's brother and elderly mother to get his attention, brilcrist/agikun unlocked her account and confirmed that the Isterik clique was harassing her and trying to stalk her via freshly made alt accounts, tldr Luke cancellation attempt #7 backfired again
>New modsno new interesting mods since the cooking and camping mods
>>530502696Its a good henry
Very henry-esque
>>530503908The drama sounds absolutely insane, wishing luke to khs is absolutely deranged and diabolical
Someone should mention who these isterik fujos are so i can block them preemptively
>>530503908>>530505539I hate when "fandom" becomes genuine mental illness. Sign of someone who unironically has no life outside of games.
>>530503908I was pretty into the quest I was working on, but I rode into this spot and knew I had to take a screen shot.
>>530503908Luke really needs a third party to mod his discord or be his twitch manager desu his mistake is hiring peeople in the fandom to mod and manage for him
But what was brilcrist's sin?
>>530507859Dried chicken is a go to food item for me. No penalties and the nourishment gains are low enough to easily get as close to 100 as you can without overeating.
I hope kcd3 has ds2 graphics
>>530509316I got like 60 units of honey out of some mutant beehive, so now I’m set for both DLCs food wise. Shit’s heavy, though.
I never noticed before when Henry screams for Pepik at the top of his lungs, you can hear birds getting spooked and flying away nearby. Hilarious.
>>530510179It could if WH had a gorillion dollars.
>>530518967I recognized the setting from the thumbnail, and for a brief moment I was encouraged to see a rare straight post. Anyways...
>chuds: muh corporate mandates, muh DEI
>dev notes: letting the characters explore the topic of prejudice and radicalisation is really cool
Chuds just keep losing. This dialogue is also a really good foreshadowing for what is going to happen to Bohemia as a whole during the Hussite Wars.
>>530496096You guys always ask these questions at like 4 am in my timezone
Let us yuropoors sleep
>>530524909I'll eat up anythung about kubyenka
Theyre cooking the goatest character with him
>>530523761Youre in a roll
But i want rosa sex swapped with hans
Is it truly impossible?
>>530526965I didn't capture this footage. I just found it on tumblr. When it comes to body swapping Rosa for Hans. I'm no modder though I've heard it is unfortunately impossible. Not sure of the specifics but it has something to due of how the models are structured. I wish it were so. Hopefully someone jumps that hurdle some day.
>>530527395It's probably her massive tatas clipping all over the place
>>530530137Rosa has objectively big boobs, it's just less obvious because she dresses more modestly
Tom is probably gonna be 50 when kcd3 is in production
>>530536225Nothing i figure either henry model would be older or he would be polished to look his age but looking unnatural
But AI would probably be more.prevalent when the time comes
>>530536489His model already resembles current Tom very little, so I don't think it would be a problem. And if they do skip to 1419 or so for KCD3, Henry would be 36 there. He'd have to look older anyway.
Part of me hopes warhorse isn't making KCD3 just because it's what everyone expects now
>>530538720Thats the thing, current henry looks unnatural/slightly cartoony
>>530538915Its the inner troll in you
>>530538915Subverting the expectations just for the sake of it has never been a good idea. WH has intentionally laid down of bunch of dangling plot threads in the ending (Erik, Wenceslas’s rescue, hansry private sex den and future, Hans fighting Hanush over his inheritance, Zizka’s upcoming plans) and they really should do something about them.
>>530540946It's not really about my inner troll although he is very strong, I just don't want them to fall into the trap of playing it safe
>>530541092If they wanted to make KCD3 anyway I'm into it, if they meant it when they said they were finished with it and the popularity of KCD2 changed their mind I'm not
>>530541092>hansry private sex denI almost forgot about
How many times they have sex at devils den?
>>530545237Every single night.
>>530505539They got posted here before but the main ones are r0ck_the_casbah txjiiro roguerutherford _n3ilvana aratakaswife blacksmithsboy and some others I don't remember, HOWEVER IN TODAY'S LATEST DRAMA, Luke confirmed that he's taking legal action against the threats to his family and false allegations, so seems most of the Isterik cult has suddenly jumped to different fandoms and/or deleted posts about the drama. Lol lmao even.
>>530508991Yeah, I think the heart of the issue is that his now ex-mods were parasocial fans who didn't know how to have a professional relationship only. From what I heard a completely new mod team has taken their place, so lesson learned I suppose. As for brilcrist, the clique simply hates her because she supported Luke every time they started drama. There were screenshots last thread, but brilcrist hasn't deleted her posts about them harassing her on twitter if you want to see for yourself.
Is the modder for praise hans still here?
Someone remade their mod and i wonder if its with permission
>>530548701Not the modder but I downloaded that to see how different it was and it breaks the Maleshov rescue mission because the knock out prompt isn't there
>>530546753Thanks..blocked them all
I know the first two, one is from bg3 and has engaged in discourse. Idk the way she tweeted is just offputting
>>530549606I used the original mod when hans is back at the devils den again bc there wasnt much to do with him so i dont know
>>530550318Yeah I mean the original praise Hans is fine, it's the new one by breaks that mission in particular so it's up to you
i hate matthew and fritz so much
>>530550728Do u like the new one?
Hans is no longer cute to me
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>>530552152>not posting the best page
>>530561772I prefer tsundere Hans
>>530566243Yeah same tsundere is my biggest weakness
>>530546753i didn't expect things to escalate this far damn.... evil gang has proven to be evil
>>530566243Tsundere Hans is best Hans
Pretends he hates it but secretly he loves it
>>530572804I need more tsundere hans.....
Divorce era hansry at the semine is best hansry
>>530572804I think he’s mostly gotten over his tsundere tendencies by the end of the game. Now he just loves Henry openly.
>>530571925Im not sure if i wanna call them.evil gang
Seem to ge in fandom just for clouts and drama
>>530573616Its the downside of ship being canon for me
The tension and subtext will be gone and it will be boring
You'll need drama at least so i need higher stake of hans being kidnapped. Erik and istvan had it good in kcd1
>>530573496>I HATE YOU HENRY!!! I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BEFORE SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!>three minutes later>cheers for Henry at the wedding tournament, is embarrassed if Henry says he missed him, punches a drunk and starts a brawl to defend HenryUnironically wife material
>>530574396... what wedding tournament?
>>530573616>>530574396trosky hansry simply peaks, from the ambush, to the pillory fight to the accidental reunion to the horseriding after making up
Kino
>>530574727There are two tournaments you can participate in at the wedding, one in dice and one in sword fighting. Hans cheers for you if you fight.
>>530573973They are in a secret interclass gay relationship in the 15th century Bohemia with a civil war and a religious revolution on the horizon. There will be a shitton of tension no matter what they do.
>>530575762So nobody told me that hans technically has watched henry in tourney and its all ive wanted?
Damn i missed it
>>530576123U know what i mean
Fat and pregnant hans at 12 o clock
>>530548701I don't care what people do with the things I post online, if I did I wouldn't post them
so I still haven't made it to the wedding and I've maxed out a few skills and have cleared about 1/4 of the quests in the region. is this what most people do or do they go for the wedding as soon as they can?
>>530584098Depends on the person. Some play for like 60 hours before they finally go to the wedding, others do a few side quests and then call it a day. I’d say do the side quests as long as you’re having fun and then advance the story.
>>530584098They knew people would take their time with the wedding, because a surprisingly large amount of side quests have minor effects in the wedding. Basically people you've met will show up and comment on the events and how they went down, lmao
Filmfags should post some cinematic cut spoilers already. The screening was sold out, surely someone wants to leak something.
>>530596236that doesn't look very comfortable
>>530573667isterik fans call themselves evil gang
>>530571925I thought so too originally but once they started trying to bring his irl family into it I had a feeling something would happen... some of things being said were so unhinged that I remember thinking if I were him I'd get a restraining order
>>530590872I hope the cinematic cut is available to buy eventually, I live in burgerland so there's no hope of it ever coming here.
>>530590872What spoilers could there be? It's content from the game
>>530594921Bro post the correct version
>>530594921>>530614654I really like this artist. I also like the fact that most of what I've seen isn't just gay but actually funny.
Tom will be streaming tomorrow here https://www.twitch.tv/thisistommckay at his usual time of 2pm BST. I'm busy tomorrow so I won't be able to watch or post a reminder.
Luke has also streamed KCD2 a few times since I last posted, here's vod link for those interested. https://www.twitch.tv/lukedalelive/videos?filter=archives&sort=time
Sorry for slacking bros.
>>530614059Resting your head on a knights broad chest as he reads you a book in bed. God I wish that were me.
>>530368347>fat Hans Pretty cute. He needs to be spoiled after starving during the siege. He would be embarrassed by it which makes it cuter. Better when paired with pregnant Hans.
>pregnant HansVery nice. Hans is built for being bred by big blacksmith cock. Lactation is also a plus. Pregnancy means weight gain so can be paired with fat Hans.
>Hans pissing himself The humiliation and embarrassment factor makes it appealing. Everything Hans does is cute. Can be paired with Hans rape but not a must have.
>Hans rape Hans is cute when he’s crying, in pain, or scared, and that contributes to the appeal factor of Hans rape. Best when there is a happy ending. It is a cardinal sin to pair it with fat and pregnant Hans.
There should be no legal penalty for killing someone heckling you playing dice.
Gules is a bastard but he's a likeable bastard. Turning him into the authorities only to find him casually standing guard at Semine next time you go there is a funny moment.
I would cream my pants if the forge DLC added a new, even higher tier of items, and made it extremely difficult to complete.
>>530602337I’m just curious how it works as a movie cut. One early film critic reaction I’ve seen said the cut works really well at the beginning and in the end, “where the plot focuses on the important events”, but in some moments in the middle “the movie feels confusing and rushed”.
kcdtwt is melting down :(
>>530642634Let them. Everybody too active on that hellsite needs to touch grass anyway.
>>530642634>>530643671Am I to assume that's KCD twitter? Grim, I'm 32 and have never touched that website. I like it here. Not even gay or into Hansry but everyone is so nice. Outside of that one autist that shows up every few days to point out how the game went "woke" even though he hasn't played either game, nor is he a medieval history expert like he pretends.
>>530642004People already cried from current blacksmithing, the entire subreddit will be just complaints
>>530642634Im not sure how you can stay in that hellsite
Fandom is getting worse after voltron bc everyone realized they could get attention by making up problems
>>530647328Good point. Unfortunately gamers have been conditioned to accept that some mechanics are intended to be challenging and require practice.
Don't fast travel. I've seen youtubers that missed out on a ton of side quests because they abused fast travel too much and it's frustrating to see
>>530649454First, or even second playthrough, sure, but at a certain point it becomes acceptable.
>>530647328The current blacksmithing isn't even hard, just make thing yellow and then hit up and down until you're done.
>>530651078In fairness, the game makes you believe it's better and necessary to flip and reheat what you're forging, in the tutorial. Flipping is completely unnecessary and reheating is only necessary if your skill is too low at which point you won't be getting tier IV swords to begin with. I'm the anon thirsting for more challenging blacksmithing, but to a certain extent, I can understand why people find it challenging.
>>530653802the only hard thing is keeping the rhythm but I find it easier now to just move little by little, bc i find axes are easier to make cuz its smaller. makin a sword and longsword just makes you jump too much and ruin the rhythm
>>530649205One kinda wonders if Hans would have loved the modern age or hated it.
>>530657758Why would he hate it...
>>530664846He takes the whole “the rich have a duty to protect the poor” rather seriously, while in today’s discourse this opinion is considered communism, marxism and god knows what else.
>>530642634Over what? Is it just those weird Isterik fujos again because I haven’t seen anything
So, I recently went through the Heydrich/ operation Anthropoid rabbit hole and I'm toying with the idea of writing a ww2 au fic but I don't even know if there's an audience for that in the kcd fandom or if people would just hate it and call it insensitive
>>530670120Why would it be problematic? Yoire killing the nazis no?
>>530670120Sounds cool. A small group of retards are overly sensitive about war or mafia au’s (or dark content in general) but you should write whatever you want. If you’re worried about retards starting drama then post under anonymous or turn guest comments off.
>>530670120I wouldn't worry about Czech reaction too much. Most people here appreciate it when foreigners try to get into Czech history and do their research, even if they do an imperfect job. Operation Anthropoid also happened 83 years ago, so there aren't many people who personally remember the consequences anymore.
Now writing a story about the 1968 Soviet invasion, on the other hand, would be like juggling canisters of nitroglycerine. When the local movie Waves premiered last year, the normally stoic Czech audiences were openly crying in theaters. It's a historical trauma like no other.
>>530672885Well you kinda have to mention the Lidice massacre and there's survivors of it that are still alive, that is my biggest hangup. That and that there's basically no way to give that kind of fic a happy ending, the setting is all atrocities and misery all around. Istvan would 100% be a nazi collaborator but I'm not sure about other characters.
Thanks for the movie rec, I'll look it up.
>>530633859I just find it weird npcs can fight bc of dice cheat but we cant
>>530674189If it's any consolation, Lidice and Ležáky were just a small part of the total death count of hundreds of thousands that died in Czechoslovakia during the war. Anthropoid and the subsequent reprisals are a relentlessly depressing story, but everyone has long come to terms with it. WWII is a closed chapter these days and has been for decades now.
If you feel inspired, go for it.
I didn’t realize we had so many writer anons here
The idea of henry raping hans is so appealing to me bc of how easy ppl trust henry and how reliable he is, and hans is so in love with him and could die without him its so cute i kinda want to betray that love and trust a little
Sorry
>>530679424>>530674189Hell, a KCD3 set in 1419 or later will also be all atrocities and misery all around. History just sucks.
>>530686314I’ll never understand the rape fetish. I get that kinks are not supposed to make logical sense, but still.
>>530642634no one I follow is melting down what did I miss
I come back from work and all you faggots are talking about is twitter drama again and no one even watched Tom's stream... why do I bother
>>530642634Over what? Did Luke finally fly too close to the sun?
>>530711572I wish I could watch it. My workplace is launching its services in two different countries on Monday, and I pretty much live at work these days.
>Henry brushes Hans’s hand before trying to fight Zizka’s guys
Cute.
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>>530711572His chat was apparently really fun today, with pic related.
>>530721294tom and luke matching emotes? cute
>>530711572I hate having a job I should've stayed home to watch it
Gonna watch the recording now but it's just not the same
>>530686314here you go
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67095013
>>530721294Is that supposed to be henry lmao
I fucking forgot about toms stream
What happened during the stream
>>530729667Bro i thought i was the only freak
Thanks
Pic relevant for you degens here
>>530740731What did you say to him?
>>530741067Got the pic from reddit idk
>>530741067henry told him no to having anal
>>530745306If Hans were caught wearing something like that. What consequences would he face?
>>530746831Loss of maidenhood, pregnancy
>>530746831Given that he is a noble, he'd probably be able to get away with it by bribing the right people and pretending that he was temporarily insane from some witches brew or something.
>>530746831Hanush threatens to put him in a dress in kcd1, there would be no consequences
>>530747016BASED
I, for one, do not care for Mutt.
>>530747016And he would need to throw them away bc soon he wont fit
>>530749295Hes annoying in 2nd one mainly bc the controls are annoying, hes my bro in 1st one
fat and pregnant hans bros and sisters, what are our thoughts on lactation and tits? asking for science.
So how about this: Hebbles
>>530754365I have lactation wip that should be your answer
>>530755091Henry sure loves her
But no
>>530756949forget the blood, your biggest issue is that nothing matches
>>530635612The fact Gnarly and Semine are like "Yeah you can't just execute nobles, but if we hang you no one will find out you're a noble" and you think it'll happen and then he's just a guard is really funny, lmao
>>530672885i hadn't heard about the soviet invasion really before and then i had a read on google and kek things never change as far as russians go do they
>>530757918Its like being told to stand in a corner
How did you guys deal with the cabbage tard?
>>530761681he's just a harmless little retard who gives you sauerkraut
>>530746831It would likely impact his social standing, but I doubt there would be any legal consequences. Gay characters in fiction were rare except as a criticism, but there's plenty of literature from medieval times where men and women crossdress and that in plays, men would be dressed up as women because women weren't considered capable of acting
It's worth noting that, in general, at the time they didn't think gay people existed, rather gayness was an act you could do that was worthy of punishment, but it wasn't considered a death penalty offense at the standard until Henry the Eighth enacted the 'buggery act' during the 1500s, which was the basis of a lot of laws against being gay at the time. Instead sodomy was usually punished at the behest of religious institutions, and was usually only used as an added charge in a larger case - like in the mass executions of the Knights Templar, they were accused of worshipping a demon, blasphemy, etc, and sodomy charges were just tacked on. So even if Hans was accused of being a floozy fag they'd need more to make any charges stick lol
>>530765995indeed! also reminder that leonardo da vinci was totally gay, and also the most famous painting of all time, the mona lisa, was based off his favourite femboy. and we could potentially meet them both in the next game because the timelines match up! (i think)
>>530766372>the mona lisa was based off da vinci's favourite femboyunderstandable, I imagine if Luke Dale existed during the Renaissance era there would be many paintings of him
How and when do I return Hans' poaching gear? As I recall there isn't a dialogue option for it at the wedding itself. Does he ever return to his camp at before the wedding?
>>530757918I like how he even gets to attend the wedding as a guest. If I remember right he wasn't even on duty.
>>530756949I never fight with my horse so it never gets bloody. As a result it took me over 100 hours to realize getting your horse washed was a thing.
>>530774127nta but how can I wash my horse?
>>530741067I think this is his reaction if you bring a dead body next to him. Most characters in the Den just go “wtf put it away”, but Hans is utterly devastated and fears Henry is losing his mind.
>>530774580Bring it to a horse trader or groom and ask him to wash it for you.
>>530774802Insane how Hans is one of the most thought out npc's in the whole game, now I have to do this and see if he has crying noises
>>530775641He's starving and you're gambling dice instead of feeding him bro.....
>>530775951He'll wait for his spoiled cracklings and he'll like it damn it.
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I like how sheepish Henry gets when he explains to Tomcat how he's lost his fighting confidence. It's like Austin Powers losing his mojo or something lol.
why cant people stick to hans and stop pairing henry with anyone else
It pisses me off
>>530782654I like to self insert and I'm straight. Nothing against Hansry and I don't push any of the KCD2 girls. I'm a Theresafag from playing her DLC, but she isn't really in the game so not much to talk about there either. I do like how fondly Henry talks about her in the intro at camp though. Cute.
>>530782928I think that anon meant crack shipping like Henry/Pavel or literally whos like Bart*sh.
>>530784368Oh well that makes sense. It does generally seem to be more of a contrarian thing than an actual ship made in good faith from what I've seen so I can understand how it could be frustrating. I think even the straight posters here are united in hatred of the Barshit pairing. I'd pick something gross like Godry or Devilry before Bardouche.
>>530784732Thank you i love straightfags
>>530775951Hans is the main NPC in dev files, too. There are test sequences where the devs tested various player-NPC interactions and he’s the default NPC for them, complete with short jokey dialogue.
>>530785393They all love him...
I learned czech and ptácek is quite literally "birdie" so i figured part of his charm is his name too they call him birdie not hans there, so cute
You guys do stop for camps and travelers just to say howdy don't you? Tell me you don't just continue on your way, right, /kcdg/?
>>530785919I always greet every person that greets me, even the random guards.
>>530786835Same. I love how cordial and polite the vast majority of people are. I think part of it is village and small town dynamics. Being ostracized or outcast could literally result in you dying during times of famine or pestilence so I think people would have been a lot more incentivized to be polite to one another. Maybe it's an idealized version of medieval life but I have lived in small towns and it's unbelievable how fast you can ruin your reputation.
>>530785919I skip some after a while buy i always greet guards and insult when henry is drunk or tired
>>530788079>insult when henry is drunk or tiredBased roleplay anon.
>>530788079I greet everyone except guards because I hate cops
>>530787541>Being ostracized or outcast could literally result in you dying during times of famine or pestilence so I think people would have been a lot more incentivized to be polite to one another.Youre assuming individualistic modern city life is humans natural order by framing cordial village life as having ulterior motive, but id say its the individualistic city life thats dysfunctional from antheopology lens...
>>530790610I tend to think that guards are generally what cops should be and often used to be. Just honest dudes with an interest in protecting their communities and keeping the peace. It isn't like a lot of modern cops who live in gated communities miles away from the neighborhoods they actually patrol and that view their jobs with an "us vs. them" mentality. Of course with the authority that comes from that position there are bound to be people that abuse it in any era. Overall though I think your average village guard had a good reason to be upstanding given that he was dealing with almost exclusively his friends, extended family, and neighbors.
>>530791112Oh no I didn't mean it so cynically. I agree, knowing intimately and constantly interacting with the same members of your community your entire life is definitely the more natural and healthy way of living. The vast majority of people treated each other well just because it's the right thing to do and because they genuinely cared for each other since they had known them their entire lives and likely even had familial ties to them however distant. I'm not religious but I think the church deserves a lot of credit for that as well. No matter how you might feel about an individual, the fact you would have to meet and worship with them once a week does a lot to create a sense of unity and community belonging. I said that about times of struggle more to imply that even the worst eggs in society had to be careful lest they piss off the rest of the community. The majority treated each other well out of a genuine sense of belonging and because it was just the good, Christian way of living. Basically what I mean in my guard commentary as well.
>>530791823>The majority treated each other well out of a genuine sense of belonging and because it was just the good, Christian way of living. Basically what I mean in my guard commentary as well.It's actually basic evolutionary biology. Small, close-knit groups of social animals tend to treat each other well because they acutely depend on each other, and the small size of those groups allows them to quickly penalize sociopaths and other ultra-selfish individuals because the negative impact of those individuals on other members is obvious and easily detected. On the flip side, encountering members from a different group can often prove fatal because there are no hard rules and laws governing the broader social interactions and no authorities to enforce the peace.
All in all, although it may not seem like it, for an average person our modern arrangement is physically much safer. In Bohemia for instance, the 15th century murder rate was 5x higher than it is today despite the much lower population density and the fact that many murders went unreported and unrecorded.
>>530756949Fashion choices so embarrassing that Hans pretends he doesn't know you
It's really heartwarming that despite how at odds Hans and Henry were at the wedding Hans instantly decks the guy attacking Henry and helps him to his feet without needing any context or provocation.
>>530800689Good, do better, henry
>>530800689>henry: pikachu faceKek he genuinely thinks its drip
Do you think henry will pick up a cool stick and will he shows it off to hans and how would hans react to henry's stick
>>530802998You mean to mutt? Yeah he'd probably like it and learn how to play fetch
>>530800757During the poaching quest Hans openly tells Henry that he’s doing it for both of them and that he wants to take Henry with him, so he clearly wasn’t that mad. He even agrees to stop if Henry tells him that Hans is putting him in danger.
>>530807530Of course, they just had some stuff to get off their chests' in the stocks. The fact neither one ever considered giving up on their mission (each other) was proof they were never really that upset. Hans gives a very sincere apology later and it was clear he'd been thinking about it basically the entire time they were apart.
I like how Klara, despite only attempting to seduce Henry in the interest of subterfuge, is still legitimately offended when he turns down her advances. Woman moment.
Where are you, lactation kink anons
>>530811090I think it's clear that she's genuinely attracted to him deep down
Can you blame her
>>530811872I'm awake and ready to goon to fat pregnant lactating Hans
>>530782654>>530782928>>530784368>pairing Henry with Hans or Theresabased
>pairing Henry with Rosafine
>pairing Henry with Katherine or Klaraok
>pairing Henry with Bart*sch, Istvan, Erik, Pious, Matthew, Fritzkill yourself now
>official The Witcher account reposts a cool KCD crossover fanart
>it's actually an illustration for a russian hansry fanfic
I wonder if they know.
>>530810818Hans needed to LARP as a providing husband, and Henry was just confused.
>>530842047Unless they speak russian I doubt it
Turns out Erik didn't think of Istvan as his father, it was just what they kept telling the world to make their relationship more acceptable. A little less creepy, I guess?
>>530844364At least Henry can say Hans is like a brother
>>530842846The original artist labelled it as #hansry kek.
How does this picture make you feel
>>530842047We're gonna have lesbian ciri in TW4 they're trying to get the gays attention
Also they used the crossed swords emoji surely they know
>>530844514A peasant thinking of a nobleman as his brother is scandalous by itself.
>>530844764Maybe he can fix him
>>530844830Tobi and Vavra have those crossed swords in their bio, and have had for years. It's sort of a Warhorse trademark, which after KCD2 raises some questions.
>>530844764disgusted but I hope that this pissed isterik shippers off so they start hating bartosch too
>>530845516It was an inside joke, they played us all for fools
>>530820569What about Stephanie?
>>530855289Plapped pregnant
>>530845516Hansry confirmed for the true canon.
>>530865802Is Bartosch a gypsy? He looks like one
>>530819202Come here share w the class
>>530870632big blacksmith cock breeding omega Hans
>Man proposes, God disposes...and then boots you right in the balls.
What part of the bible is that Godwin?
>>530884689It's somewhere in the back.
I love the main characters' musical themes. All very fitting.
>>530891772Turning into a skyrim character there
>Luke is growing his beard back
it's fucking over
>>530895660was probably scared by the fujos
I know it doesn't ultimately make a difference but helping everyone at the fort before Finger of God is good for a lot of varied xp farming. (I also enjoy doing it). Tending to the patients is fun in particular. I love Henry the sawbones.
>>530896801alchemist sawbones henry is canon in my brain
>>530897373I like to think if it weren't for the whole, save the realm get revenge thing, he might have actually taken to the monastic life. He clearly loves to read and write too. Idk how he'd feel about the vow of chastity but then again his closest friend in the clergy is Godwin lol.
KCD2 was one of the better made games technology-wise and CryEngine plays a big part in it. If KCD3 or whatever it's called will be on Unreal it will just be another example of a series forcefully enshittified just so you can hire low IQ Indians for cheap because they can't use anything but Unreal.
>>530845013He's a noble bastard which makes it slightly better. He might get legitimized once Wenceslaus gets his ass back on the throne, who knows.
It's still slightly scandalous by then but it's not like that's something they'd tell to literally everyone.
>>530895334Jarl of Pirkstein.
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Oh cool it's another my stealth skill is level 8 and I'm at Storm now playthrough.
the battle music always reminds me of the mortal kombat theme
Early game Katherine is so much cooler than late game, whiny, cold feet "why do we have to do this!?" Katherine. It's such a bizarre character turn. She went from being a rare well done "strong woman" character to essentially a hysterical woman stereotype. I don't even buy the Warhorse can't/doesn't want to write women thing because the Women's Lot DLC is fantastic, early game Kat is great, and plenty of side characters like the widow Anna and Lady Stephanie (love her or hate her) are really interesting and well written too. Even Rosa is pretty layered. She has that tomboy, free thinker thing going on. Were they trying to strengthen the Katherine romance by making her appear to care more about Henry, because it doesn't really work?
>>530910798It feels like Kat was written as Zizka’s partner first and foremost, but Warhorse was obligated to have romance options, so her characterisation got muddled in late game to allow the player to romance her.
>>530892371I’m musically retarded. What character has which theme again?
>>530911346Idk any of the specific names and not every character has one. Pretty sure Istvan has a theme although I think they play it just for general treachery scenes sometimes. Henry kind of has one but it's more like his parents'/Skalitz in the way it's used. I'll pay closer attention to see if I can pinpoint the others. There are a few variations of the song Kat is singing at the beginning during some of her scenes. I might be reading too much into it as far the Istvan theme goes but I'm pretty sure it was in the first game too.
>>530911224Yeah Rosa and/or Hans plus the various flings would have been fine. I almost feel like at one point there might have been one or two more tender, intimate Katherine and Zizka scenes that got cut or were never actually made. Absolutely don't make them lovey-dovey but just kind of hint a little more at their special bond. Zizka literally kills one of his own men on the spot for putting his hands on Katherine. Take out all the end game fake drama and the Henry romance. It's implied that they've been living this lifestyle for years and her getting second thoughts when she does just feels so out of nowhere and in opposition to how she's portrayed in the first act.
>>530911346>>530911994The beginning of the track called "Godwin Intervenes" is what I consider to be the Istvan theme for example. I could be very wrong.
>>530911994I think the theme that plays when Henry finds Hans in Maleshov is also used in their romance scene later.
>>530898716They don't need to hire Indians, Czech labor is cheap enough
>>530912385I'm pretty sure more players ship Zizkat than Henry/Kat, hell even the fujos want to see more tender moments with them. If there's deleted scenes that are already made there's zero reason to not add them in a later patch.
>>530919518That just means less competition for Hans. Does anyone else remember that one guy who'd chimp out about hansry and posted Katherine nudes? All the chuddies got bored and left the gen after 4chan got hacked, it seems.
>>530921338No, fujos genuinely like Zizkat and not just to "get Katherine out of the way" but because they're a cute power couple
>>530926325And they are. We don’t get many straight power couples in vidya feel like real human beings and also probably have sex sometimes.
>>530910798Early game Katherine is interesting, she completely falls apart as a character after arriving to Suchdol from Trosky. Her serial killer side quest is great but doesn't fit with her personality at that time in the story because of this.
>Kuttenberg side quest Katherine>Henry, we have to kill this old hag to avenge all the women she's killed and stop her from killing more, I'll cut this old whore's tongue out and gut her right here>Kuttenberg main quest Katherine>WAAAAAA ALL YOU AND ZIZKA CARE ABOUT IS WAR AND VIOLENCE, YOU'VE COME UP WITH ANOTHER STUPID PLAN HAVEN'T YOU, FOR MORE POINTLESS REVENGEWhat the fuck happened? This is the #1 reason why my Henry turned around and fucked Hans instead, at least his characterization is consistent and makes sense.
>>530935706It’s like one of those “things women could never understand” jokes, except not a joke.
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>come back from seeing the F1 movie
>find this
I love blessed coincidences.
>>530954542Was it good? Thinking about seeing it sometime soon with my family, we went to see Jurassic World instead and it kind of sucked.
>>530956978Have you seen Top Gun Maverick? F1 is pretty similar, just with less story, more tech porn and a better (genuinely amazing) soundtrack. I enjoyed it a lot even though I’m not much of a Formula 1 fan.
>>530958081Damn, guess I'll check it out then, Top Gun Maverick is one of my fav movies
I can't be bothered to level up Drinking.
>>530962086just drink bro
>>530962086I never bothered either. My Henry is good boy who stays sober.
If you tell Crow you aren’t interested in Rosa, the stage direction says Henry laughs and “dreamily” says he likes “someone else” (masculine gender in Czech). It also works as a generic masculine so Crow doesn’t react much, but it’s still an interesting choice on Henry’s part.
>>530977452“Soon” according to the KCD2 twatter two days ago.
>>530977452I wonder if we'll be able to smith armour/horse armour or if it's just going to be a few extra uber-tier weapons (boring)
>>530954542I could see Hans as a pilot/racing driver in a modern AU. He clearly loves the adrenaline, and as a canonical master archer at twenty has one hell of a focus.
>>530977549>Henry wanting to adventure with Hans before settling down with him cottagecore style is canonI won
>>530995448No...It's not over!
>>530919518>>530926325The only compelling heterosexual couple in this game.
>>530902383What is that expression meant to convey?
>>531007361>sigh... another fucking peasant getting mugged by 2 bandits on the road again
if this gen is dead when I wake up tomorrow I love you bros
>>531027674Sweet dreams to you, anon.
Sorry son, but it's time to die.
>>530962086Funny enough I just failed the rescue Devil quest for the first time because my drinking skill was much lower than it had been in previous playthroughs and when I chose to drink (moonshine) with Kubyenka when we were searching for the guns it actually made me pass out, fall off my horse on the way back, and instantly fail the quest despite two hair of the dog potions lmao. I had no idea moonshine was that much comparatively stronger in game to other alcohols.
>>531007361As the anon that took the screenshot, exasperation bordering on incredulity is what I was going for. Basically exactly what
>>531013169 described. Can someone tell me what this expression I encountered in the wild is meant to convey?
>>530958715>Top Gun Maverick is one of my fav moviesIt's one of mine too because I genuinely liked it throughout, but mainly because the last act is literally an Ace Combat movie.
>>530919518>>530926325>>530935706They seemed so in sync and on the same page in the first half. Then she gets mad at him for planning a dangerous, brazen raid that could easily result in his death after spending every moment since they met planning...dangerous, brazen raids? It's literally Zizka's whole thing and has been since before they met.
>>531034941>Can someone tell me what this expression I encountered in the wild is meant to convey?A drunkard whose on the brink of passing out trying his best to beat and rob you? All the while trying to seem intimidating?
>>530290687 (OP)Hansrybros! A gift...a gift from the Lord!
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/2274?tab=description
I implore anyone who downloads this body swap, record and post webms please.
>>530999413I wanted to say what about Henry’s parents, but both of them would probably be fucking other people if they could, so the jury is out on this one.
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>>531047470They're both fucking radzig
>>531046235too late ive lost interest
>>531046235I admire the dedication
>>531047817Martin was into Jewish women.
>>531043553As much as I enjoy your interpretation as far as I recall he's a traveling brawler champion with a lackey trying to bait people into fighting him for money. The main thing is he seems to have "Fritz DNA" if you catch my drift...a little DOWNS on his luck and not very bright. Felt bad beating his ass desu.
>>531048960he just like me fr
We have our first official crossover event and it’s fucking football.
>>531049913Somehow, I’m not surprised.
>>531050731Euros gonna euro. A football club adopting a motto of a bisexual main character is a rare sight, though.
>>531051357> adopting a motto of a bisexual main character is a rare sight, though.But a welcome one. Dare I say, iconic.
>>531049913Ngl i feel like the devs are the kind of men that like watching footballs and wwe
>>531049070Share the full vid please
>>531053241Don’t have time to convert to webm. Here’s a link to an upload of the video I found. Bear in mind there is clipping and the kissing is far from perfect.
https://nitter.net/steamyhoes/status/1944150994415497372#m
>>531051668I thought they were the kind of men who like to watch men kissing
>>531055046>implying that its mutually exclusive
>>531055539There is a lot of overlap between that and watching wrestling, but I thought college wrestling was the preference
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Making my threadly appearance for the anon(s) that appreciates my Jobstism. We ain't going anywhere /kcdg/. Lack of DLC news be damned.
>>531049913Football update: Slavia's northern tribune is feeling the Hussite revolution.
>>531057284DLC news in 2 more weeks... trust the plan
>>530740731Warhorse confirmed for browsing reddit (again).
>>531062990i mean its the only active community
>>531061163Final update: Slavia Audentes Fortuna’d its way to victory. Crossover finished successfully, I guess.
>>531066737Whats the score?
>>5310685274:2, with Slavia leading 4:0 at one point.
new Katherinefag cope just dropped
>>531069373Further proof that redditors are retarded, as if any was needed
>>531071875It’s just Katherinefags, really. They got a shit NTR romance and now have to cope their way out of it. I’ve seen it before, reminders that Kate and Zizka flirt and sleep together are like kryptonite to them.
>>531054815Late reply but glad I could help.
>>531069373This is from the shitpost subreddit ok which one of you posted it
>>531049070He really does have a big chest.
>>531078809Looking at the thread, OP was actually serious.
>>531082124brutally mogged Katherine
>>531083098Holy moly! Hans is riding it like it’s no one’s business.
How many of us are left? I estimate 4
>>531106763I'd say seven with three or four out of the lot coming and going depending on time zones.
>>531086872It’s a compliment, kind of. That whole thread is just admiring sad Hans shots.
>>531109459Nice, too bad about those hands though
>>531111612Yeah. Hopefully the modder finds someway to fix it.
>>531115153What a handsome couple.
>>531118253He's cute just not with Henry
>>531109459Hans pussy or tiny dick confirmed
>>531124642Well since there are no members modeled in this game. There's nothing to see down stairs. Hans, Henry and every other guy are simply Ken dolls. But I like to believe Hans is a grower not a shower.
>>531046235Just a heads up bros, the creator of the mod used AI for Luke voicelines and creating the mod, so now fujos are deleting their videos and screenshots of the mod. Save anything you like because it may get deleted.
>>531129751Well at least I saved copies while they were up including the mod itself.
>>531129751Lol the fandom is atrocious i did download the mod just waiting until im on jobless mental mode to replay the scene w the mod
>>531129747Rare thomas x bartosh
>>531131341To be fair Luke is very anti AI voice stuff so I get it
>>531131849Anti AI should be if it's game company is using it so they can get rid of VAs and pay them less. That case I agree but its just a fucking mod, sex scene mod at that with sub 10 lines. Whats the harm?
>>531132467Apparently the biggest stink is that the mod released with the AI voice, then once the mod got attention they scrubbed all mention of it from the description, then put down that they would do AI voice in the future only if they got permission from the VAs, which is a lie since they already did it.
Personally I'm indifferent since I'm a consolefag but that and Luke being anti AI seems to be what fujos are upset over.
>>531133957Yeah ive seen it the mod creator has "talked" with people on twitter as well
I knew it was coming tho
>>531136301The fact that 44% of players have this makes me think that people are just really bad at nutritional management
>>531136301Its essential that he does not need to lift a finger
>>531143582And no wonder they suck at the game, being overstuffed like affect ur stamina
>>531143768Nothing worse than ingrate NPCs.
Sorry for the cheesy vfx overlay. This is the only clip I could find of the Rosa sex scene using the Hans body swap mod.
>>531144210Now do a bodyswap with Pebbles
What did you guys choose for the task Quarrel of the Horse Dealers? The archer perk or the horse riding perk?
>>531146857nvm I see that I can get both perks if I pass the skill check
It's so odd going to spaces where Hansry isn't dominant. I was watching a guy put KCD characters in a Rimworld colony and he didn't make Henry and Hans lovers. Wtf you doing bro?
>>531154417Who'd he pick Theresa, Rosa, Katherine?
>>531153428Hans will have Henry fuck him in his wedding attire to give him at least one good memory about the wedding.
>>531148545It also gives you the best quest ending.
>>531157741He picked Theresa. Rest of the stream was so boring that I quit watching halfway through though.
>>531071875Redditors still believe wholeheartedly that Henry is getting knighted any day now
Give it up bro, it's never going to happen
>>531160797henry isn't going to be knighted
he's going to be lorded
>>531164601Genuinely impossible for a half-peasant in Bohemia. Radzig isn’t high nobility by birth either, making Henry’s status is even lower.
>>531164871he could be fully legitimized if henzig happened
>>531160797Im a knight henry believer, they werent making henry say 'im henry of skalitz' for nothing. Its also implied he would be building skalitz as his natural progress
>>531165712What else is he supposed to say? Peasants don't have last names so they say the name of the town where they're from to introduce themselves
>>531144210Finally, the scene proper.
https://xcancel.com/steamyhoes/status/1944668320403485027#m
>>531164601>>531160797I'm kind of surprised people want him to become a noble so much. His current status gives him probably the most freedom a person in a medieval society can have: he has money and basic security due to being close to a lord of Leipa, but at the same time he can go anywhere and talk to whoever he wants because he's not restricted by a noble status. If he were made noble, he'd have to say goodbye to his lowborn friends and acquaintances forever.
>>531169039If you didn't know this was a mod you wouldn't notice the difference. Pillow princess Hans is very much in character.
>>531167596No they dont its nobles who mentioned of place
Theres a random encounter where a noble could ask henry "of skalitz? Are you a noble?" "No" "then why die you say that?" "Just to say where im from" implied than henry cheekly sees himself as a noble or wants to
>>531169775He could be a lower noble or even a burgher idk its just natural progress and natural expectation after what hes done. If they need to repeatedly explain why henry cant be a noble then they arent doing a good job telling the story imo
>>531169940Very much so. If only Vavra went with the initial concept for the Hansry romance scene. Not to say I'm ungrateful for what we got. I just wish we got a close up of the action.
>>531109459>no shot from behind while partner is riding HenryIt's a damn shame that they spent hours sculpting Hans' supple ass and you never get to see it in game
>>531171095Here. Hopefully the link works.
https://i.4cdn.org/y/1752402550604014.jpg
>>531171095Such glorious glutes. ‘Twas not meant to be seen by our mere peasantry eyes.
>>531171608Thank you anon
>>531174092My pleasure to assist you.
>>531170974What was the initial concept?
>>531175849He never stated specifics but supposedly it was meant to be more graphic or so I heard.
>>531170461That anon is right, "of Skalitz" is pretty much the only way Henry can identify himself without a surname. But you do have a point that he repeatedly introduces himself as someone of a higher rank than he really is, like the occasions where he calls himself "Lord Capon's knight", which he objectively 100% isn't. Gotta love Henry, but he's like those guys who write MBA PhD on their CVs while only having a high-school diploma.
>>531176054Nobody cares where he's from though. Most people he tells in KCD2 don't even know where it is
>>531176054You're missing the point. "Of place" is how people know youre a noble aside from the clothes. Nobody cares where peasants are from so they dont say it. Thats why hans needs to yell "of pirkstein" until his mouth is dry
>>531176460Its medieval era nobody knows where place is if its not big city or youre not a noble yourself its not like they can google it
>>531176797Which is exactly why nobody needs to know
>>531178631Yeah, but Henry is really proud of Skalitz and wants people to know it.
Just curious what does this gen think of bottom henry
>>531179394I don't think they have anal sex
>>531179394I hate it, pillow princess bottom Hans is it for me. Everyone is entitled to their preferences though so you do you.
>>531179394I can see him bottoming with Pavel or B*rtosch but not with Hans. Maaaybe if he hooked up with Hans in the first game because he looks so shy and innocent then. But confident chad Henry in the sequel? No way
>>53118364790% kcd1 fic is actually top henry i was there
>>531179394I could see it. Hans has wanted to be the caring provider type since the beginning of KCD2, and now that he's no longer confused about his feelings I can imagine him putting in the proper effort.
Luke-chan is live and cosplaying Hans for those interested. https://www.twitch.tv/lukedalelive He is hiking and out of breath so good background noise.
>>531186363>hiking in those clothes at almost 30°CYeah, what could go wrong
>>531186363Nah luke annoys me though i find his haters more annoying by a landslide
But wow he does resemble hans a lot
>>531186818He will lie on the ground all sweaty and moaning
Its a positive thing
>>531186903Ok, I will stop posting when he or Tom goes live then, my bad.
>>531187118Dont be so sensitive here ill feed you.....
>>531186975I cant see anything without red circles
Kindly show me the red circles
Warhorse didn't have to sexualize Hans's legs so much, but I'm glad they did.
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>>531187575Wipe your screen bro
>>531188076Lets not ignore the feet
Pervert
>>531186363fat and pregnant Hans anons spotted in the wild
>>531187118No keep posting I don't want use notifications
>>531188179Thank you
Mmm yeah juicy nipples
Dont mind if i do
Sluurrpp yum much much lick
Thanks for the meal
>>5311844954/5 is 80% not 90%
>>531188527>hans chubbonIm gonna use this if i ever finish this fat hans fic
>>531189147The 20% is a switch fic
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luke dumpy
Okay enough hansry go talk about something else.. my job is done for today
>according to Czech reviewers KCD2 cinematic cut doesn’t really work since it’s clearly missing most of the story content
Yeah, figures. Vavra is not gonna become a celebrated film director with this.
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god I wish that horse were me
>>531195897go to sleep Hans, you're drunk
>>531154417I watched a stream back during release where the guy sexed Hans but reloaded to see Katherine's sex scene and didn't reload again to make Hans canon. The disappointment and fighting in chat lasted all the way until he found von Aulitz in the camp, then started up again once got back to Suchdol.
>>531159561I can respect Theresafags as long as they don't shit on Hans and vice versa. I find that Katherinefags are usually the shitters anyway.
>>531143608forcefeeding hans until he looks pregnant
then fucking him until he gets pregnant
>>531202992>The disappointment and fighting in chat lasted all the way until he found von Aulitz in the camp, then started up again once got back to Suchdol.LMAO. Do you have a link by any chance?
>>531207592Twitch vod expired but reupload with chat is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SPlcnb8KM
>>531196963ok but did they show hansry scene
>>531213392It didn't even get to Kuttenburg as far as I know. So probably not.
>>531216494>"cinematic" cut that barely covers the first act of the storyWhat even is the point
>>531217614One that covers the entire story will be 40 hours long
>>531213392Trosky only, so no.
>>530774802Does Hans have any special lines if he sees Henry talking to animals? I'd imagine his reaction would range from amusement to "alright Henry, I'm taking you to an exorcist because those voices you think you hear coming from that sheep are clearly the devil"
The photos from the cosplay stream look really good
>>531230190Honestly, it looks like something out of press material for an upcoming movie. Very nice.
>>531238214It's because Henry is out on a mission and he can't come.
>>531217614Beats me but even if they tried there's no way to cut all that content down to only 2 hours.
>>531230190Disney presents...
>>531260768Hans insisted dw
>>531256392He looks like him on thumbail but not when you click on it
I guess hans looking different is the result of making him look younger
>>531231275>>531234842And these dont look like hans
Kcd offical accounts still use het route to represent the game
Habsrybros is it over?
>>531283489Which accounts and what do these posts consist of?
>>531283570The official KCD2 account has reposted the IGN game tips guide, which incidentally has Rosa/Henry on the thumbnail. It’s the first straight pic on the KCD2 account in five months lol.
>>531284210No big deal then. A little something, something for the straights.
>>531283489hansry fags have a biblical greed
>>531265675It’s the 1419 Hans, tired of his countrymen’s shit.
Turns out that Hans not only cheers for Henry during the wedding tournament, but he also goes full fanboy when talking about Henry's win to other people afterwards. If Henry loses, Hans defends him by claiming the opponent just got lucky.
>>531296202>immediately thinks about Henry spanking him>can't help but say it out loud unpromptedUhhh is there something you'd like to tell us, Hans?
>>531210735Thanks, bro. The chat going all "GO BACK TO THE RIGHT SAVE" is funny as fuck.
>>531296740As funny as the pillow princess Hans memes are, I think he'll be into all kinds of kinky shit once he gets more confident in their relationship. Just recall how he immediately wants to know whether Rosa took a whip to Henry if they have sex.
>>531296740>one of Henry's lines when cheering for Hans is "Get a grip! It's a sword, not your cock!". Extremely telling associations for both of them there.
>>531296740>one of Henry's lines when cheering for Hans is "Get a grip! It's a sword, not your cock!".Extremely telling associations for both of them there.
>>531294958The credit is stretched to the whole picture and you still ask for sauce??
>>531299883I searched the name and found no relevant results, sorry.
>>531300086NTA, but I think their username is garden-ghoul on bsky.
Does anyone else feel like none of the hansry fics or hcs feel satisfying to read its like the just go to the opposite direction
>>531313821Once again that's because you're reading fics and headcanons that are written by people who haven't played the game
>>531313821The opposite direction of what?
>>531316740Shame
>>531320876Like x says y, and y does x but you expect the opposite, memes that feel forced, just general ooc-ness
I guess the source material doesnt give enough bones except for a few stuff thats been done a lot so people just go off tangents.. its been what 5 months anyway
>>531322181>memesWhat kind of weird fics are you reading, anon.
>>531313821That’s what you get for not reading them in Czech.
save us fat pregnant Hans anons
>>531357351It seems they vanished too.
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Jobstanon was right, this guy should have gotten more screetime.
>>531346623NTA but I'm trying to
>>531376508Him blowing smoke up Henrys ass after you pass the speech check is the most accomplished I felt in the whole game.
>>531363924Hes hot i want more jobst
>>531398893what the fuck is wrong with their clothes
>>531399094Weird clothing mod.
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>>531363924>>531376508He steals every scene he's in. Unbelievable presence. He absolutely nails the outwardly magnanimous with sinister motives thing. Only character in the game that verbally gets the better of Zizka. Don't get me wrong, he shouldn't be in the game all that much more, because part of the appeal is we only see him a few times. I would have liked a handful more scenes though. Maybe a little aside where we see what he's up to with his negotiations.
>>531402326>tfw you will never get to give Luke a tongue bath or grab his cute tummy and hard nipplesit's not fucking fair
>>531402326i wish i was the fangirl he's dating
lol the tournament contestant with the actual porn star name "Dirk Stallion"
Just saw a perfect mace upswing split someone's guard and hit them flush on the chin (no visor or face protection). Had to laugh because the fight just goes on when that 100% would have broken his jaw and every tooth in his mouth if not killed him lmao.
>>531402326Luke dressed like Hans but in life sized hamster wheel
>>531409076IIRC there’s also a long NPC conversation where two guys discuss the benefits of being cucked by Dirk.
>I have more time for dice!
>>531418779Holy shit that's funny. This game is so deep it's insane. I'm on my 4th playthrough still noticing a bunch of shit.
Anybody read the Redwall novels when they were younger? They were my absolute favorites. When everybody I knew was reading Harry Potter I was obsessed with them. The miners in KCD and their particular dialect are just like the moles who were miners themselves in Redwall. I really like interacting with them. The miner archery contest is one of my favorite side quests. "Proper lads" as some of you across the pond would say.
>>531419324You should be able to hear this convo if wander around Kuttenberg. It comes up fairly frequently.
>>531423947*if you wander
>>531423947Despite my slow play affinity I'm usually sprinting from place to place when I'm in Kuttenberg. Maybe I should make a greater effort to eavesdrop. I usually only stop when it's one of those conflicts you can intervene in.
>>531425782There’s also a long and pretty funny talk where two women discuss abortion and what God thinks about it. It concludes with one woman reasoning that if God hated abortion, the abortion potions wouldn’t work. But since they do, he probably doesn’t care.
>tfw you will never be cuddled by Hans
Henry is so lucky.
>>531391541Someone needs to fatten him up to fill out those clothes
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>lost to a random bathmaid on xitter of all things
The absolute state of Istvanfags.
>>531439278Hynek should be higher.
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>>531439278Update: they are now being made fun of by the official account. RIP, Istvan comic, but Godwin is probably gonna get his own.
>>531439278>>531462728Istvanfags utterly, definitely, and OFFICIALLY BTFO.
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Luke is a podcaster now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1pxVFHt4o
>>531465415Can’t watch the video now. Is it in addition to his streaming or instead?
>>531470239Sounds like in addition. His idea is to do things that he finds frightening or challenging, with a guest, based on all the feedback he's gotten from people who were inspired to take risks and try new things based on the Hans narrative/his streaming etc.
>>531483745It's one thing to have a sympathetic or relatable villain, but Istvan borders on cartoonishly evil. The whole point of both games is Henry rebuking the ideas and tactics of men like Istvan. People that stan him unironically deserve ridicule (unless it's specifically because he's so vile). Also, thanks for not pointing out/noticing my typo of "definitely" when I meant "definitively".
There should be a secret achievement where Henry just instantly susses out Brabant and butchers him in the cell he's in with Hans. Throw in a MGS easter egg with a "time paradox" mission failed message.
>>531471204Neat. Credit where it’s due, he’s taking Hans’ motto extremely seriously. Hope it works out for him.
>>531487070I wouldn’t say he’s cartoonishly evil. His progression from a traumatized youth, to a disillusioned war vet, to a manipulative “fuck everyone except for me and my bf” nihilist is plausible and his genuine care for Eric to the point of self-sacrifice makes him a better person than many NPCs we encounter. He’s still a huge piece of shit and fully deserved his defenestration by Henry, though.
>>531489742All very fair. I was far too simplistic in my characterization. I still think Henry and him having nearly opposite responses and growth compared to their similar backgrounds is a central tenet of the games. (Unless you're evil Henry which we can all agree is gross.)
>>531488871He comes across as genuinely humbled and inspired by the reception to the game and his streams. It doesn't feel like your typical "I'm famous on the internet and now I'm going to grift with a podcast" announcement.
>>531492675Oh yeah, absolutely. As I see it, Istvan is what Henry can become without the positive parts of his life, like the memory of his parents, Hans, and now maybe Sam and Radzig too. He was and is loved enough to keep him from this path, while Istvan effectively gave up on believing in the proverbial better angels of our nature.
>>531498753To that end I think Istvan's dialogue when Henry confronts him is very telling. Istvan (sensing his very likely impending death) is desperate to relate to Henry and their shared trauma, while Henry refuses the comparison because he's internalized it in a completely opposite way. Great writing.
I was googling something related to the game and encountered a reddit post about how someone actually hated Hans. "All he does is whine and get captured" yada yada yada. Imagine getting filtered that hard. I don't care if they played the first game or not. His arc is largely what KCD2 is all about. Yeah I know >reddit, but still that's such an incredibly midwit, superficial take.
>>531501595Hans haters are either insecure straightfags or haven't played kcd1 so they lack the empathy to care about his kcd2 arc
>>531506749Even if someone didn't play KCD1, I can't imagine having this opinion of Hans assuming they played past Maleshov in KCD2. In fairness that is like 20-50 hours into the average playthrough. I'm a straightfag myself for what it's worth.
>>531505421>>531514260Luke's embracing of the fandom has been really cool to see. I'm sure the groschen doesn't hurt either.
>>531514116You underestimate how retarded some people can be
Also you're not an /insecure/ straightfag, I mean that the ones who think being nice to Hans or liking him is automatically gay when it's entirely reasonable and possible to just be good close friends
>>531514874I'm glad he didn't get scared off by that schizophrenic twitter clique stalking him, actors interacting this much with the fanbase is rare. Really cool that he got Tom into it as well, because before this Tom was a normie tech grandpa who never touched a video game before in his life.
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But I assure you that I am now acting in the best interests of this general and of King Wenceslas.
>>531516985Yeah speaking as, again, a straightfag, Hans works just as well as a best friend. So many closeted bicurious guys out there scared to death at """accidentally""" triggering the Hans romance. Falling in love and becoming best friends is often pretty similar in practice anyway.
Surely no one would be interested in my gorillion tourney screenshots I'd love to share...?
Checking in to give you guys encouragement
>>531547194Posted this before, someone said it looks like Henry is taking a selfie lmao
>there was a way to meet Hans before the Bird of Prey quest
>if Henry told him about Vostatek being on his trail, Hans would reassure Henry that now he won’t leave a single trace and would silently kill the gamekeeper afterwards without telling Henry
Jesus Christ, Hans. I can see why they took it out, although Hans sneaking around slitting throats like Solid Snake sounds badass.
>>531555580Hans is an actual, sheltered baby lmao and Henry is the only reason he's still alive many times over (and I love it).
>>531555580I'm glad they changed it because that would be really ooc for Hans.
>>531559934It's kind of understandable if you consider that Hans' two main concerns at that point are getting Hanush's recognition to get his estates back, and getting those estates back in order to take care of Henry. Since Vostatek's potential investigation threatens both Henry directly (as Henry himself says) and Hans' two objectives above, cleaning up the witnesses makes sense for a more yandere version of Hans.
>>531563729Hans isnt a cruel person he does kill enemies at wars but its not wars
>>531566183Hence the yandere version. But yeah, it’s obvious why they cut it. Hans is usually characterised as one of the most compassionate nobles, to the point he prays to Virgin Mary rather than Jesus/God like most NPCs. As I understand it, Catholics see Mary as a healer, protector and advocate before God.
>>531576453>still a month awayToo long. I’m curious about those other KCD news, though.
So Luke won’t stream? He wasn’t active lately, rather watch him doing something he enjoys instead playing which he isn’t into
>>531578648No? He just did a poll asking what streams people enjoyed so far.
>>531576453>2025 Gamescom/Date Wed, Aug 20, 2025 – Sun, Aug 24, 2025bros I don't know if this gen will survive until then
>>530374119Keeps making those two movies over and over.
>>531535438Imagine how happy Hans would be if he had two Henrys. He’d be set for life.
>>531587769We must prevail!
>>531613696a Henry for each hole so Hans is never left wanting
>>531619093Also the best bodyguard services in Bohemia. Erik would have no chance.
>>531620487I think there'd only be one bodyguard left after that battle.
>>531439193he's lucky he's not my boyfriend
>>531630548>no hans bf >no henry bf>no luke bf>no tom bf
>>531586554What was voted?
>>531643032cosplay photoshoot tied with prague tour
>>531644875Is prague tour the one with all the other vas? That was a cozy stream
I didn't watch the photoshoot I got bored
>see Hansry fanfic recommendation
>look inside
>Top Hans Capon
>Black Bartosch/Henry
>>531649698At least it's nothing degenerate.
>>531649698Ill take top gans over barcock i fucking hate him so much end my misery
>>531649698What were the fanfics
>>531654962nigga I am not posting Black Bartosch or top Hans shit here, I have standards
>>531655216Just name them. Not like you're posting the fanfics themselves.
gen has survived... what's new everyone
>>531654427>nothing degenerateb*rtoch ntr is far more degenerate than mpreg, fat fetish, piss, lactation, rape, or anything else this gen has ever talked about
>>531655521>what's new everyoneWell there's a body swap mod for Katherine and Rosa that switches them out for Hans.
>>531046235Luke Dale did a cosplay photoshoot/stream.
>>531230190And Warhorse will be at Gamescom to talk about the upcoming dlc.
>>531576453
>>531655216If it has barcock then dont
If its just top hans, i dont mind unless it has barcock then dont
Lets get to a new gen today
>>531656893we will be tonight probably
>>531656114i saw the body swap... i thought it wasn't possible but thank you to the legendary fujo modder who made it happen.
>>531583024it's funny how every art of Rosa I've seen has completely different eye colours
>>531577678In due time, in due time.
>>531188076>>531666349Ok not a footfag but I can see where they're coming from, Hans has really nice feet. Or maybe it's because they're attached to really nice legs, I don't know
Rate Henry's harem, /kcdg/.
>>531701584Too many women not enough twinks
>>531701828He needs some hunks and twunks, honestly.
>>531701584Hans and Theresa are the only well written romances, the rest are just pointless filler to pad out the games
>>531701584>black bartoshKill it with fire
>>531701584So many options, yet the only one who wants him long-term unconditionally is Hans.
>>531705798Removed herself from the competition by being dead. Also has been cheated on a million times.
>my lord has taught me everything I know about hunting, he's a great teacher
Henry, my dude, you went hunting ONCE and it was a trainwreck.
>>531708081The discrepancy between what happened and what he said about hans is funny as fuck
he upsells hans super hard
>>531708081>>531709182I like it tho its as if they have history only them and players know
>>531709182Henry: Wherever I go, I must simp for my lord.
Does anyone else the culture surrounding the VAs feel like some cults
>>531707753Klara is dead too though.
>>531714276this gen feels like a cult
>>531714594We never saw her die, so there's technically still a chance.
>>531715386That’s like saying there’s a chance that Michael is alive because we never actually saw him die. Katherine says the entire band was captured and hanged.
