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/sthg/ #8424 - Enemies Edition
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DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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>>530298223
Shadria is self insert garbage, they were never romantically in love, that's a headcanon you're obsessed with because you're severely autistic. Only insane mentally-ill people see hallucinations, being Shadria one of those. Touch grass.
>>530340589sex with this thing
>tanabata
codeword for "I didn't write any chemistry or development between these characters so I'll just use half-assed symbolism to poorly justify it"
>>530340643Gerald is on the other end of the river. Does that mean Shadow is in love with him too?
The fact that Yuki Imada has been appearing so much for this series ever since the Shadow manga gives me the impression Sonic Team wants to make him the new Ian.
Hi /sthg/! I hope you guys are doing well so far today!
Who is your favorite sonic character and why? Go into super details if you want to, I am curious!
>>530340912Tanabata is delusional-coded.
>>530340589Haven't seen this art of Jess before, nice
>>530340964Blaze, and I will not be going into any more details.
>>530341041You know, fair enough.
>faggots start shitting on shadria (the only canon shadow ship)
>shadougefags and shitmyfags start posting about their delusional crackships
>>530341041Daring today, aren't we
>>530340943Well yeah it's not a good idea to leave all of your writing to one guy who is one cheeseburger away from having a heart attack and dying.
I can't stand it.
I just can't stand it.
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME
>>530340964Sonic (Pre-2010) is still my favorite, but other than him, I really like Vector Espio and Charmy as a group. It's crazy how they still get to be in character, perks of not being around much I guess.
>>530340964I think it might be knuckles. His lore and design and just interesting. Gliding is also cool. I feel like flying in games is just a little too OP, but gliding strikes a nice balance.
I also really like the SA1/2 treasure hunting stages, even if a lot of people hate them.
Shadria? Based, cute, and canon
Every Shadow ship that isn't Shadria? Cringe, delusional, self insert coded, nonfan pilled
>>530341232>>530341552Why are you trying to get people angry about Shadria?
>>530341372Fucking slimy manipulative bastard incel fuck I can't wait for Surge to make this little creep kill himself and then join the Diamond Cutters.
>>530341552Maria? 100% dead, yup yup.
>>530340625 (OP)Where the fuck did this Sonic design go?
>doesn't ask you breakfast anymore
>>530341701Into the trash in 2010, never to return
*ahem*
Shadream
That is all
>>530341745Ma'am.
This is a Chuck's.
>>530341662>>530341685Why do you shit on Shadria unprovoked? Shilling your crackships makes it obvious that you're a mindbroken shipfag who can't handle the canon
Shadriafags are getting desperate because the high of SXSG is wearing off on the public and Rouge is suddenly being pushed more and more alongside Shadow across both US and JP marketing. 35th Anniversary and Shadowโs spin-off movie will enact a new age of Shadouge just as heroes and 06 did in the past. Tick tock
Shipping is supposed to be fun
Post you're ship
>>530341878>Y-you look like a sexbot that tried to seduce and kill me so you should love me too!This is what Tailscels actually believe
>>530342108Even Knoxouge is more cute and canon than Shadriahrrea
>>530341878Archie was wild man. I can't believe Sonic cucked Tails in official Sonic media. Just crazy.
>>530342386Sonic used to be based until the very moment Ian wrote him.
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>>530342454They keep stretching him...
>>530342078Based, simply based.
>>530341745>>530342092>tfw no stinky fox gf to get breakfast at Chuck's with
>>530342471That was written by Ian.
>>530342296>he hates puppy loveBoo!
>>530342108>Shadowโs spin-off movieThe guys behind the Sonic Cinematic Universe have made it clear Rouge isn't happening. You will get Shadow being adopted by the loud black woman and having an incestuous bond with her daughter who will be Maria's age when it comes out.
>>530342386>you cuck for her>she proceed to cuck you and double cuck your friendFiona really is hard to digest.
>>530341552Every Shadow ship is canon. Shadow lives until the heat death of the universe, when the energy released upon the end combined with his chaos control flings his consciousness back in time and he romances someone new every time.
Shadamy
Sonadow
Shadouge
Knuxadow
Shadikal
Omegdow
Shadector
Eggdow
Shadicks
Espidow
Shadonic-man
Wadedow
Shadilla
Shadriem
Shadickles
Bigdow
Shadaos 0 through perfect
Shadistol Pete
Everything is canon.
>>530342564He's become classic Sonic
>>530342364>Even Knoxouge is more cute and canon than ShadriahrreaThey're both dead
>>530342667if she stays Evil Sonic's simp, it's the same as just staying with Sonic because it's still wanking Sonic off and simping for Sonic. She even kept flirting with Sonic the whole time. She's nothing but Sonic's dicksucker beginning and end
>>530342819>They're both deadExactly, it's more canon than Shadria
>>530341769>you will never fondle a blobians tail while they quiver in your armsWe live in a meaningless universe.
>>530342604Tails isn't a puppy he's a fox. You're thinking of Shadow the dog.
>>530342678>SonadowGet this shit out of here. This one makes me very uncomfortable.
>>530342296All women owe men sex. This isn't a complex rule to understand.
>>530342643>The guys behind the Sonic Cinematic Universe have made it clear Rouge isn't happening.You guys keep saying that but I think itโs clear Segaโs been censoring her design so she can work in the movies. They tried going the route of replacing her outfit in prime and it backfired. People hated it and it just isnโt as iconic as her base suit. So all they can do is hike it up to her chin
Look at his expression, oh nonono.
>>530342852In the very last panel her relationship with scourge when coming to power dynamics was already giving signs of weakness, since scourge took over the deatructix to follow his rule.
She can't catch a break, whatever fiona does is cope to the point she ends up hurting kids as well like a coward.
>>530342952You'll never escape it anon. It's grown too powerful.
>>530342296It makes more sense with Tails frankly, he actually bonded with her for more than a year on the FF. Sonic had only been back a few days and Penders decided to lobotomise her to be sonic's sidehoe.
Even though supposedly sonic leaving her at the prison is her boring "sad" backstory and she's supposed to resent him for that
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mario would ship sonadow btw
>>530342471Ian also wrote Sonic being a huge asshole. Sega Sonic is an angel next to Archie Sonic.
I could never imagine a scenario where Sonic from the games would be this mean to Tails.
A lot of Dougebags here tonight.
Good.
>>530343345Or one where Tails from the games would go back to being Sonic's worshipper after this, or the FIona thing, let alone BOTH IN A ROW kek
>>530343119If i remember right tails knew all of the business going on, but he kept it for himself until amy cracked him to confess. Tails really cared about fiona until the very last.
>>530343345Sonic would say this.
>>530343318Mario should worry about his own love life
>>530343428and even then Amy only cared because she was hurting Sonic lmao. Tails even ran off to go weep by himself at the end of the issue and noone cared, Amy only clung to Sonic's arm and went "oh Sonikku your life is so hard let me comfort you!" while Tails was probably attempting suicide
>>530342098Maria? Still 100% dead, yuppers!
>>530343529Nigga is being cucked by Bowser on his own series and wants to talk shit about Sonic.
>>530343737Keep posting cute and canon, my brother.
>>530343758he ain't, but it should be noted that most of the fandom in 2025 prefers Bowser x Peach. If Nintendo didn't have a brand to keep they could make a new gf for Mario and tease Bowser x Peach being real and people would actually love that
>>530343764...that faded away cause Maria is 100% dead! Yupparooni!
>>530343753We couldn't save him
/sthg/ is a shadouge general
>>530342386>>530343345NTA hell even Fleetway Sonic treated his Tails better than Archie Sonic did.
>530343753
>Halflidow
I shan't.
>>530343548well he's still a kid, what do you expect from a 10 years old, fiona was really, really cruel with that slap, a reflection on how cruel the world was to her as a kid. But venting on the only person who want to fix you full time is despicable.
Shadow is based on a manga guy who loves a dead girl. Then when he dies they're reunited as ghosts
>>530343683Shadow canonically loves Maria. It doesn't matter if she's dead he still loves her and will never love anybody else.
Dogfucking ships will never prevail.
>>530343869>>530343873We're growing in numbers
Krack doesnโt realize that the voices of shonen action hype moments and aura bros are way louder than the collective 12 shadria fans. They donโt have to even like shadouge, it will just be the natural course of action because theyโre the ones asking for Shadow storylines where he moves on. Plot lines that donโt recycle the maria storyline. Hell iโve seen non sonic fan reviewers say they want sxsg to be the final game about shadowโs past and it very well should be so long as we donโt have a repeat of the 2010s. Maria doesnโt have a future with Shadow because sheโs dead while sega is fast tracking rouge to be their 2nd token marketable girl who guess what, is joined to the hip of their 2nd most popular guy
>>530344085>shadaria seething
>>530343952Fiona had a better life than most of the Archie characters, especially Tails. She just has a really shit and contrived backstory, and sucks Sonic's dick even though Sonic was supposedly the person to blame for it. There's no reason for what she did, she's just a badly written trophy slut to wank Sonic off.
Also Tails was 12, that's no reason for noone to check how he is after both Sonic and Fiona soullessly humiliated him and he\s clearly devastated
>>530343461โฆin my fanfiction.
No Shadow ship is canon but Shadow's throbbing swollen cock down anon's throat, pumping thick loads of virile cum into anon's stomach and infecting him/her with Shadow fever, symptoms of which include obsessing over who Shadow mates with 24/7 and arguing with others about it
>>530344101I want to have sex with this creature.
where chemical plant zone even is
>>530344270Anon is rouge.
>>530344294The Planet of Fagius
>>530341878Is funny about how teenagers treated tails like a toddler when at that point tails had 12 years in archie, while everyone had 16.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_otoWNp4h54
Sonic is so shit it actually fills me with wonder when I watch other shit because i'm now enamoured with anything that is just average or slightly good
>>530344327Shadow is gaping your bussy with sticky tentacles
ITT delusional crackshippers try to denythat Shadow and Maria were intended as romantic lovers and try calling the ship bestiality despite wanting to fuck sonic characters themselves
>>530344461Anon is male rouge
>>530344129Shadouge is already more popular than knuxouge. Knuxouge just gets an artificial boost from sonadow shippers who pair the spares
>>530342471>Ian flynnThe fuck? Those were Ken penders and Karl bollers issues, Ian flynn was not even near to be in the comic at that time.
>>530343931Does anyone have that anthro Bio the Lizard art?
I've got a thing for jacked lizards. I like Vector but his arms are too noodley.
Shadria was completely gone from this thread when krack got banned from X. Shadria is fake. Shadria is spammed by ONE person only. Nobody actually likes Shadria outside delusional twitter groups.
>>530344618he was actually very near, anon. If I recall Flynn takes over like...2 issues after this or so.
>>530340943Fuck writers. Let the artists make the story.
>>530344735this. Hiring "writers" is like hiring an "ideas guy"
>>530344671I still like Shadria and I promise you I barely know who she is
>>530344564Sonknux does the same thing so it evens out.
>I'm pretty sure Ian's input was just "Eggman appears, races Sonic, Sonic's car breaks down and Eggman wins. Tails finishes fixing the car, and Sonic races Eggman again and beats Eggman" while Imada does the rest.
Ah, the OG Marvel Method.
>>530344537>delusional crackshipper doesnโt realize intentions donโt matter if itโs not in the games>delusional crackshipper ignores the blatant contradictory evidence written in game manuals
>>530344735Imada is both an artist and a writer, so I don't see the issue.
>>530344512Calm down Evan
>>530344927that thing on top isn't actually a girl, are they?
THE NAME'S SURGE.
SURGE THE TENREC.
>cursing and smoking crack intensifies
>>530343345Imagine if this came out today.
The only ship that matters
>>530344927I want to marry a cute mobian not BE one.
>>530344671Piece of shit ship for white girls with nothing in their brains other than fucking their dogs.
>>530344819Must be every day for the past year already huh?
>>530344671I'm a big a big Douger but you've gotta pay respects to Shadria in some way. It's an integral part of Shad's character.
>>530345176Made for Sonic's dick.
>>530345109Ian was lucky that issue came out before social media poisoned the internet. I'm pretty sure Sega would've taken notice just from the seethe and outrage from the fandom.
>>530345109more people would be mad cause it contradicts their le heckin wholesome dad headcanons of sonic. noone cares about Tails' side anymore.
like when Superman cucked Mr Miracle and the execs were only mad because "This is slandering to SUPERMAN!!!"
>>530344797Based sonknux fighting the good fight
>>530345056Imagine the smell.
>>530345224Nice falseflag, you wouldn't be calling their pairing Shadria if you really were a Dougefag.
>>530345153These two are better characters than every character in every medium in Sonic combined. And it's mostly from Tenna's end too.
>>530343935Fleetway Sonic's Tails was considered a retard and when he ever was competent Sonic was never around to see it because it would take place in another world. If Fleetway Tails acted like Archie Tails, Fleetway Sonic would probably respect him way more.
>>530344703No is not, Fiona cucking was something that Ken Penders and bollers were cooking since the return of sonic form space, were talking about issue 130 the pic anon posted was sonic 155, a Ken penders issue, ian Flynn got into the comics since 160, we're talking about 20 issue earlier than flynn.
The only mistake flynn did was trying to close that shitty arc, that bollers and ponders cooked 2 years before him.
Iizuka is going to shill Shadow harder and Rouge will leech on his popularity and be around because of sega needing another girl that isnโt Amy or crying lesbians
>>530344956Westshit manuals and comics aren't canon.
>>530345216Why does Modern look like that
>>530344958>Imada is both an artist and a writer, so I don't see the issueThe issue is letting someone who's just a writer do Sonic. Maekawa and his peers weren't just writers, but game devs. A Sonic comic should have the story told by the artist and the artist alone.
>>530345224The only nice thing I have to say about shadaria is that it's not a blatant crackship. Kn*xouge, Sh*damy, and Sh*adikal on the other hand?
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>>530345439That was kinda his gimmick, he was the plucky Inspector Clouseau guy.
Like when he beat Metal Knuckles after Sonic couldn't, and Sonic brushed it off. I actually liked his solo adventures a lot, especially cause he bonds with other people like that comedy penguin in the DUNE story and doesn't constantly talk about "le Sonikku is the best le Sonikku is the inspiration to the world"
>>530345509SEGA really wanted to differentiate him from Shadow
Here we go, time to glow
Here we go, fast like, "Woah"
Here we go, out of control
Got no doubt that I put in the work
I got my power, I'm goin' berserk
Crazy locations, outta my work
I'm number one, that's for sure
Set your goals (Livin' out my destiny)
Steal their souls (Cross the world, I'm goin' crazy, hey)
>>530344146>rouge to be their 2nd token marketable girlthey shrunk Rouge's tits, my guy, she's going nowhere
Maria, on the other hand, is getting her first ever plushie.... even when she's fucking dead
Now that the dust has settled was this correct?
I remember that Penders once said on his old site that Sonic only liked Tails because he stroked his ego.
>>530343529>Mario should worry about his own love lifePauline exists so nah, he's good.
>>530343918>most of the fandom in 2025 prefers Bowser x PeachQuit taking porn seriously, bro.
>>530345464Fiona and Sonic were never even hinted at until 155, anon.
160-155=5. Ian didn't close it, he extended it for YEARS
>>530345578So this is the power of human men
>>530345671Penders is right. He was just more honest than most.
>>530345671>I remember that Penders once said on his old site that Sonic only liked Tails because he stroked his ego.Sounds about right with Archie Sonic.
>>530345492>he doesnโt knowTake a look at what the shadow the hedgehog jp manual says about maria and shadow
>>530345056I never saw those pics of Evan, cosplaying tikal, she actually looks really cute in it.
This makes me realize how being fat shapes how people perceive you, is not something really attractive.
Slim Evan looks really nice.
>>530345578Wade is jewish
>>530345671This is also true of Game Sonic, but they'll never say it so as to preserve the brand
>>530345670I don't judge melties by whether or not they were correct, only by how pathetic they look, and this was probably the most pathetic one I've ever seen, apart from the goreposter.
>>530345659reminder they shrunk rouge's tits so much they no longer put bones in there in order to animate the models. but they do put bones in for maria's chest. that means even maria has bigger breasts than rouge now.
>>530345260>le heckin wholesome dad headcanons>headcanonsAre we going to pretend that Sonic from the games was ever that much of an asshole?
He's not that mean.
what is love?
baby don't hurt me
no mo
Archie Tails was the oldest Tails, but I think he displayed less maturity and was taken less seriously than some of the others.
is this the game you enjoy?
Game Sonic canonically thinks that Tails is weak and tells him to his face that he's weak and not cool (Lost World, Colors).
Penders is right, Tails is only around to stroke Sonic's ego by onesidedly calling him "le wise and inspirational and better than everyone"
>>530345723Fiona dated Fiona after the slap, what are you talking about, she was the rebound girl since.
>>530345712>PaulineYou shut your whore mouth Mario is so Peach
https://files.catbox.moe/t6lv9j.mp4
>>530346005Not what I said. I mean that they'd only be mad because they self-insert as Sonic and want everyone to jack off what a good daddy/big bro to the baby he is.
Like Gokufags can't handle you saying he's a LITTLE BIT of a bad dad
Remember when OVA Sonic told Tails to shut fuck up when he was yelling for help?
>>530345994>maria has bigger breasts than rouge nowYUM
>>530333265>This place has a hate boner for it, but at worst idw is just mid.IDW is shit all around, not just for Sonic. Just a really gay company
>>530346114Actually Read it. Fiona doesn't date Sonic until 155. Sonic was galavanting with Bunnie and Mina after Sally. Tails even tries to ask Fiona out himself himself after the slap in the Mina concert
I judge melties based on if they beat my time on Splash Canyon or not.
>>530346284Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
>>530346114You didn't read it. Sonic just gets with Fiona out of complete nowhere in 155 just to cuck Tails and add another girl to the self-insert harem
>>530346440>anotherSonic only had two girlfriends in Archie.
>>530346503in that very arc he had Mina simping for him and almost made her cheat on Ash, and made out with Bunnie 1 second after she broke up with Antoine, and still had Sally writing faggy poems wanking Sonic off in the newspaper
>start shoving lgbtq shit into IDW comics
>they go out of business because comic sales tanked
Why do they always kill themselves?
>>530345659>they shrunk Rouge's titsRetard thatโs exactly why sheโs going somewhere. Itโs unfortunate, but censorship of rouge is why theyโve been more willing to put her in all the new marketing material. They added her to the joypolis group, put her in the racing around the world campaign, sheโs the only other girl besides amy in the 35th anniversary art, sheโs the only other girl besides amy marketed in the jp crossworlds collectors edition postcard set. You have to be blind to not see how much more theyโre pushing her to the spotlight while nerfing her
>>530346583oh and also Antoine's ex girlfriend who Sonic cucked him with, I forgot that story was in that arc
>>530346296Do people really believes Mina dated sonic? Specially after the whole shit with ash?
>>530346583>in that very arc he had Mina simping for himWhy didn't they do something with them? Could've been decent.
I miss Silvazeuposter. Not even here for 7/7
>>530346583>1 second1 year
>>530346657Read the comic before she got with Ash anon. Sonic had a cringy threesome thing going on with them and out loud said he just doesn't want to commit to one, in the issue where he had the whole town's girls simping for him
>>530346632yeah they're highlighting her ass instead of her tits now
>>530346296>>530346440>>530346114>>530346583None of this faggots remember shit, and thats hilarious.
>>530346665They did for a while:
>>530346734It was pretty cringe. Sonic plays the guitar on his house stoop like some bad fanfic and the whole town gathers round him and applauds for what a nonthreatening soapdrama tinkerbell he is. It's as cringe as it sounds
>>530346087>Lost World, ColorsIf it's not from the WIND era (1998-2009) It doesn't count.
That's my cope.
I wish I had some pathetic toadie who is only around to tell me I'm better at everything
>>530347024You and I are kindred spirits. That's the exact era I fuck with.
Archie is another example why Tails Adventure is the only good Tails appearance, because he doesn't mention or kissup the faggy hedgehog.
>>530347126>a toadieIt's all about goonmaxxing these days
> Reading IDW for the first time
What really bothers me are the smug tourist bitches trivializing shit
>>530344101Is there a single character non dynamo cage surge could beat? She would have lost to whisper of all characters it not for it.
>>530345410Not everyone is your boogeyman anon.
David Humphrey's angelic voice
Is Shadally supposed to be better than Shadria here? I'm actually asking. I genuinely am not following.
>>530344402gen z brainrot
>>530347478Besides archie and idw, I really hate how fans, always use the occ excuse when something is not equal to their headcanon. Specially when they have an even shittier opinion on how things should be. Does anyone is even completely neutral on things?
>>530346890KEK I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING HOLY LMAO
>>530347478Fast like WhOaOaOaOa
>>530347541No. The dumb bitch lost to a pile of loose bolts on the ground.
The fact that the most popular Surge ship is Sonurge should tell you everything
>>530348137that her motive is weak, her character is fickle, and the most notable thing about her is that she looks like a girl sonic for Sonicfags to therefore ship themselves with?
>>530347842unrelated to the conversation but this was my favorite art style during the Archie comic's run.
>>530347740David Humphrey's Shadow makes me wet
>>530347842This one was on issue 122.
daily reminder
sally x sonic is based amy x sonic is cringe
>>530344453I watched Madeline with my niece the other day and I couldn't stop myself but think "This SHITS on sonic"
>>530348370Axer was great
I really like finding modern fan art made to look like old adventure renders.
daily reminder
fags take a long time to go extinct
>>530348769We're still dealing with jews, so yeah
daily reminder
The poster above me is gay
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I like Sonic the Hedgehog
>>530348848The only based homo in the world
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Why is Shadow so ashamed? It's just a funny observation
sally is love, sally is life
>>530349056Iizuka just won't let us have it
I hope Frontiers 2 doesn't prioritize Switch 2 architecture like the first game did for Shitch 1.
>>530346137What does Sally look like in this?
>>530348487Humphdow best dow
is sonic frontiers, sonic adventure 3?
>>530349535No, its sonic BOTW.
>>530349067He's just embarrassed that Rouge would be that retarded.
Share me photos and I will AI animate them. You can also share me characters and they can be added in.
>>530349391I don't think it will, Sega seems to have shifted focus to Sony architecture now a days.
>>530349595Blaze is the Amy that Sonic will beat
>>530349607Yeah, interspecies relationships are bad anyways
>>530349209Can someone make laru su come to life and do something.
Kill or kiss penders? I don't know.
>>530349723>aiim going to kill you now
Sonic doesn't need the Switch. SEGA already realised with 1 that Nintendo has garbage hardware.
>>530349723hmm, try animating this please
>>530349723Animate her getting beat up by Sonic
>>530349875I bet Shadow's ultimate seed would make his kids pop out 100% hedgehog. Whatever % blackarms.
are humans and sonic creatures compatiable
(not talking about archie)
>>530350029Isn't there already an animated version floating around? Maybe I dreamed that.
>>530350093I suppose that is fine too. Though I always assumed he'd be sterile.
>>530350187I heard apparently Bean has some lore from Dynamite Dux that says yes. His Mom is human or something
Shadria haters usually misunderstood the characters in other ways.
>>530350187The humans in SA1 hit on amy, so probably.
>>530350220There is of the next panel but not this one yet
>>530350263that means sonic x elise can have children....
>>530350279Shadria haters are gay
>>530350278585 for a single game.
Bullied Bi Cuckolds 39
Starring Tails
im in the hospital give me sonegg
ps5 no games. switch 2 no games. xbox no games.
pc many games
>>530350279Not everybody needs to ship it, but the people who get the angriest about Shadria usually don't know even the most basic details.
I don't think the movies can last that long with Wachowskis as the main characters
Also have we forgotten that James Marsden supported a pedo?
>>530350263Yes Bin and Pin engage in public threesomes with their owner Lucy
Stop porting classic Sonic
>>530346698>I miss the crackship spammerShadriagod I know you're better than this
>>530351025I finally played Black Mesa last week and holy shit Xen was fun as hell.
>>530351635You had Sonic Chronicles
>>530351437If that were true boost sonic would be good
>>530351635Already done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBspsARlsGs
>>530351725You must like mascot suit amy too, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08
>>530351768>Shit but enjoyable and makes me laughFitting
>>530351757This is a wind franchise
>>530352027Sonic Chronicles is as soulful as it is terrible
>>530349723Have him hump her
>>530351619It isn't a crackship. Aren't Shadria and Silvaze sister pairings?
I'll start buying consoles again when SEGA wakes up.
>but muh Shitch
One game.
Mania is not wind approved
>>530350187Well, these are the Archie rules. Pre-reboot, specifically. However...
>Fang, a jerboa, is supposed to be half-wolf (sometimes said to be half-weasel), but I think he just fucks with people>Bean's a woodpecker despite his father being a duck>the occasional interspecies romances across media>OVA's "Seira" character has traits of a catgirl, with a cat tail and (presumably) cat ears hidden by her 'ribbon'>the western cartoons have a mishmash in the supporting cast, like Sally the chipmunk's father was supposed to be a foxYeah the Archie rule probably aren't far off, they're just the only ruleset we have.
Hfoma is necessary to Sonic's core identity
>>530352365>running away>away
>>530351768I hope crossworlds lasts long enough for someone to mod this in.
>>530352235I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MA-RI-O KAAAAAART
IN THE END, ITโS MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEEEEEEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAAAAAAAME
>>530352365the ai made her butt naked!
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>>530352325yeah i specifically said I wasnt talking about archie sonic because its uh. Its kind of a mess lol
>>530352664HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The manga comes out next week
>>530352563Don't worry you're not missing much
This is amazing everyone should look at this.
>>530352465hfoam/hmoaf/hmoam/hfoaf are all good
The really weird thing about Shadria is that you have Shadallyfags, Shadougefags, and Shadamyfags all getting along just out of rage for a specific pairing.
>>530352863>ShadallyfagsThat's literally not a thing outside of one person spamming it.
>>530352664Booo, that's an old one but it's still pretty funny lol.
>>530352664Is he getting arrested? For what crime?
>>530352664>Ian farts out steam
>>530353067Writing Sonic characters OOC.
>>530352964This general has had five named Shadally contentfags historically
Today I will remind them
https://www.sonicstadium.org/forums/topic/23795-why-i-dislike-amys-piko-piko-hammer/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRbONUAoiLYjZabWlfCsKTf7zKKncd07eoRIMI8jOUFJPAGvzrl5Jn2LRHDLFC1f4RuxRStqDbKHgn7/pub
>>530353067I think he's having a low-functioning moment.
>>530352863Cause Shadow has no real ships
Bitch, she ain't no player, this a cool lil' bitch (cool lil' bitch)
Just me on the plane and the stewardess
All this fuckin' breesh, what to do with it? (Grrah)
Munchin' on that popa like it's food in it (grrah)
Skin the color coca, put his nose in (nose in)
Told him that I love him, I was trollin' (trollin')
They ain't want me to win, I was chosen (chosen)
That bitch talkin' shit, she get poked in (grrah)
Tell her drop a pin, we ain't bowlin' (grrah)
Make them bitches sick, I got motion (like)
See her, I'm like, "Grrah, " that's the slogan (like)
Bad bitch, she my twin like the Olsens (like)
Came up out the hood, yeah, I got super lit (grrah)
Diamonds keep on dancin', got a stupid wrist (grrah)
He ain't fuckin' on me, he got a stupid bitch (grrah)
And he left that bitch 'cause I'm a cooler bitch (grrah)
>>530352786The classic
>Pretend to be dead Trick
>>530353214she looks bland as hell, looks like a background character
When you write Sonic characters, The police scan you with a windometer. It's like a breathalizer but instead it scans for how much windyness you embedded Sonic with. If Sonic's wind levels are less than 80% (If you gave him a story arc, a character flaw, a romance ect) they start handcuffing you.
>>530353214You already posted this a few hours ago.
>>530349607Yeah but wasn't silver going to be related to rouge and shadow initially? It makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. 06 also stated they clearly intended something between rouge and shadow since sa2
>>530353214I get autistic joy out of hearing other peoples long, drawn out opinions on Sonic characters for some reason. It's the reason I come here actually.
You know how some people get autistic pleasure feedback from looking at trains or airplanes? That's this for me.
I don't care if it's the dumbest take in the universe. I like reading text walls of a specific person's strange Sonic opinions.
>>530352697That's why Sega decided to keep it vague and hope people just accept cartoon-world logic.
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>>530353338>PopaWhisper and Tangle after killing Mimic
>>530352967unf I want the werehog to bear hug me like that. more werehog please?
>>530353605Get your head out of your ass mate,
>Yeah but wasn't silver going to be related to rouge and shadow initially?Silver is intended to be an alien at first then a terminator like character
> It makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.If you think about it it makes less sense, considering Shadow is captured, Rouge wouldn't live for 200 years and since everyone blamed super natural powers its highly doubtful they would recreate another Shadow,
>06 also stated they clearly intended something between rouge and shadow since sa206 intended a team dark dynamic nothing between an 18 year old and a 5 year old.
Hostel with Sonic characters
>>530353719Speaking of bad of bitches look at this pair I never even thought of Surge and Wave interacting
>>530354070>06 intended a team dark dynamic nothing between an 18 year old and a 5 year old.Are you baiting or something? 06 documents clearly state Rouge is attracted to shadow "In the games". Meanwhile, it says the knuckles and rouge only had romantic teasing in Sonic X.
I don't like it when Shadougefags and Shadriafags are fighting
>>530354262>tranny blazelol
>>530352863Although I would prefer if there were no hate so that we could all get along, I find the hate somewhat validating in a strange way. That's how I know that it has some level of legitimacy. For example, when the aishiteru thing was revealed, one particular shipper expressed feeling 'sick' and then posted about Maria being raped or killed in front of Shadow a solid month afterward. A ship without a solid basis generally wouldn't attract such intense anger because itโs not perceived as a real threat.
Shadria has always been posted on /sthg/ and nobody reacted strongly towards it until recently, because it now seems to be seen as a "threat." For people who repeat "Maria is dead" so often, they sure seem insecure about that.
Now I can post an image of Shadow and Maria standing next to each other, and people ITT will immediately interpret it as a romantic shipping thing. I think at the end of the day my point has been made.
>>530354219Now that both Rouge and Lanolin power has weakened the others will shine
Forcing Tails to suck cock
>>530354486I don't like it when shipfags are needlessly aggressive and provocative, but shadariafags do it all the time
>>530354537Rouge is fine she regularly gets art that does numbers
>>530354623They start shit then say garbage like >530354531 to make themselves look important.
>>530354623the shadougefag cries out as he strikes you
>>530354531My theory is that a shadougecord found this place last year and a lot of it's users never left
>>530353738John Carpenter...
>>530354531I'm just glad more people know that Maekawa is on board with Shadria.
>>530353150The number changes every time you say this.
>>530354858They invited a bunch of people from Reddit/ResetEra/Discord to try and chase off shadriafag
>>530354919I read a fanfic from years ago where Cosmo finally grew back into her original form, but by that time Tails was in his 40s, married with kids. It made me sad. I can't find it, but I have found similar artwork with almost exactly the same idea.
>>530355065I'm sure that post was a falseflag, it's strange that it came from a tailspedo.
Final Destination with Sonic characters
What happens?
>>530355192He saves images of characters he doesn't care about just for falseflagging purposes.
>>530355259Cream gets flattened by a glass panel after leaving her dentist appointment.
>>530342604You say this to /utg/ and they will rip you to shreds for even unintentionally implying suselle is good when its le bad yuri shit
it's just okay, really
>>530353659any particular in walls of text that have been posted recently that you would consider your favorite?
>>530354531I genuinely do not like to belittle other ships or anything like that. It's my personal belief that Shadow will never find love again, but I don't think that's actually a locked in canon thing.
That said, I got a similar sort of vibe.
>>530355376Yeh, it's painfully obvious that she made it herself to act like a victim.
>>530354919did he pencil it onto the shirt and paint it? kek
>>530355461>utg fag spottedhello fellow based retard
>>530355591Backpeddling and trying to claim your bragging was actually a falseflag by your mortal enemy isn't believable now reseterafag
>>530355461Thatโs not even about twitter age autism though itโs cause her only โbondโ with susie is she gave her a pencil once
Sthg is nicer than Sonic Twitter.
>>530355708Me too Blaze! We should do it again sometime! Anyways, I gotta bounce, see yah!
>hops on my jetski and putters off
>>530356053Where did you find a photo of me?
>>530354945>>530355534On a scale from 0 to 10 how much do believe in the Shadria gospel?
>>530355461Are /utg/ shippers worse than ours? Is that even possible?
The narrative that there's only one Shadriafag here is obviously false. It gets posted regularly. The arguments about it aren't as common throughout the day.
>>530356053Cool cosplay great to see Surge is getting love with cosplay ect
I have to admit that I do self-insert as Silver in Silvaze
My ship is so crack the characters don't even exist.
>>530356454Shadria wasn't posted for days after krack got banned from X. The truth is, only one person spams it to make its fandom look bigger.
>>530356454Why would you think krack getting banned from Twitter would suddenly stop her posting here? It's at the very least samefagging.
What is the problem with the Shadria ship? SonTails is more accepted here than it.
>>530356453It's all so wholesome :)
>>53035645315. The reading is 15. I was under the impression Shadow and Maria were in love ever since I got into Sonic.
>>530356695Shadariafags start arguments out of the blue and spam their art, so it makes sense why people would eventually get sick of it.
>>530356685She didn't post for days probably because of a melty, and it just so happenst that nobody talked about Shadria during those days.
>>530356870holographic NUDITY
>>530356565We only have a handful of these
>>530356870a lot of you would fold in this situation
>>530356964the bunny thing and his cum socket...
>>530356979Well yeah it's a hologram
>>530356565Nails and Terios?
>>530356964Feels/Max and Blaze?
>>530355708She's definitely spiked
Post 90s Adventure Sonic art.
>>530355965Shard and Nicole my beloved
>>530346137Post Hyper Sonic again
There sure is a lot of art for a pairing literally nobody except one person ships. Even mastered different art styles and everything.
>>530358205ok
https://files.catbox.moe/mhpy0p.mp4
has anyone made cute/funny gifs/mp4/webms about the tailstube videos? them just talking and emoting is adorable to me
>>530358361It's the most asteoturfed contrarian ship we have here
/sthg/ rate my open zone level design
>>530358707But enough about Sonurge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSRNzt3eiHU
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>>530358487You cunts need to tell me where these clips are coming from
>>530358515No, but I can make them for you
>>530358890>Sonic agrees with meSeeking validation in fictional cartoon characters only exacerbates your mental illness
>>530359056Anons unfinished fan game
>>530358749kill yourself faggot
>>530359447The one where tails slowly looks at orbot is funny, but anything with the amy model would be appreciated. Not sure if she makes any funny or cute reactions in the eps she is in, but I will love to have some gifs of her since I love the model so much. Thank you in advance if you decide to do it!
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GIVE ME SONEGG
>>530360802She wouldn't survive
>>530360880B-but she's as strong as Knuckles!
>>530360987ANON, she would not survive.
>>530360802Big x Vanilla
Big x Blaze (both cats)
>>530360880Don't do my girl like that she owns it and takes it
>>530360848what the hell is this comic layout
>>530361094I need visual proof.
So anthro birds in the sonic world just can't fly at all? they don't look like they have wings either. That was always in the back of my mind when Riders happened
I am as strong as Knuckles
>>530361297Having wings and being able to fly is brought up by Jet as an ability of his that Sonic doesn't have, as part of their rivalry with Extreme Gear and "being one with the wind".
>>530352563I sure hope no one ever makes an exact replica of this costume and starts uploading pics of amy in sexy lingerie, thatโd be awful
>>530361297I also find it weird, especially since rouge has wings. There is some early concept art of jet with wings on his hands, but even that doesn't fit with the designs. Bean didn't have wings but idk, they could have just said that was a genetic thing.
The existence of a dreamcast implies the existence of a wokecast or a nightmarecast
>>530361501I know what you are.
Big isn't interested in sex. He just wants to fish and hang out with his best friend.
>>530361569Rouge doesn't look anything like a bat. She looks like a cat with wings slapped on. The Babylon Rogues actually have bird faces and I think on a subliminal level that sets them apart.
>>530361638>knucklesBro thinks he's on the team
>>530361495ShadriaCHAD...
>>530361103didnt want to have to post each individual section by itself.
>>530361638I wish knuckles and especially tails actually had different colors when they went super. Like sonic already goes from blue to yellow and not skyblue
>>530361898>>530362027Let's NOT bully Knuckles super form alright?
>>530362007You read left to right, then top to bottom, for next time.
>>530361569Blobians are basically juat evolved chao that lost their ability to absorb traits from animals. Sonic is a hedgehog, Tails is a fox, knuckles is an echidna, but that's just just their phenotype.
He's faster than Sonic, Stronger than Knuckles, and almost as smart as Tails
>>530361873Yeah but she is a winged animal, so they put the wings on her back. The rogues should have back wings too. It also makes you have to wonder if another winged animal would have back wings or no wings no. There's just no consistency.
>>530362331His name is shadow
There's been a lot of Forces defenders lately, saying that the "game isn't bad at all and that 06 is worse since it nearly killed the franchise."
But is this even actually true or just pure misinformation brought over from the 2010s? From what we know, Unleashed was already in development when 06's development was getting finished up, and the game sold very well at the time(Even selling more than SA1 and SA2). So it didn't really kill anything besides arguably reception for the Sonic franchise. But even then, many people were already quite negative towards the Sonic franchise since SA1 if you research old forum posts. Not to mention, the game is received mostly positive in Japan to the point it was available to play on PSNow via PS4(Which of course, was Japanese exclusive).
So is it ultimately just westerns being westerns, or a case of the newer generation not understanding why Forces was disliked heavily at launch, thus thinking it's not a bad game at all?
>>530358487Please make Sonic and Surge kids
>>530362331but enough about wade whipple
>>530362331I hate how powercrept shadow is now. I don't think he canonically wins a single fight against sonic in SA2.
>>530362141its not hard to figure it out. Left down, left down, left down.
>>530360802An unusual Pair
>>530352563nta, I prompted for her to sit once but it made her fall backwards and showed her naked.
>>530362442thats because bats are ugly and birds are beautful
>>530361297The Battle Kukkus can fly
>>530364003You made it sound really explicit lol
this is cute
>>530362453can you really consider Shadow faster than Sonic if he needs to use his air shoes to match Sonic's natural speed?
Hail Mary of a question; Does anyone have a link to any of these archived threads when they happened?
>Cancellation of Archie
>Picked up by IDW
>Reveal of Whisper
>First trailer for movie 1, 2, and 3
>Release of TMOSTH
>Any big Chris Chan news
I just wanna gauge peopleโs reactions
>>530363771Strangely some of the kukkus have wings for hands (those bombers in the waterfall level and the fortress dogfight) and some donโt, but both types can fly
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>>530340964Tails. Genuinely has one of the best character designs ever, has a very iconic silhouette thanks to his two tails, and his ability to fly is tied to his actual physical attribute and is easily observable just by looking at him (something that was lost with characters like Blaze and Silver that have more generic superpowers). He's also unbelievably cute with his fluffy ness, short stature and body type. Yellow and white is also not a very common combination but he makes it work very well. He also has a more pronounced muzzle. Every character that is based on him (Cream, Marine, Kit) look great too
I love his personality, his relationship with Sonic by wanting to prove himself, his kindness and overall polite nature, him using his tails to attack enemies, his intellect and rivalry with Eggman, his myriad of vehicles and machines, and the fact he's just a fundamental character that is present in almost every game
I like pretty much all his vehicles, I like that he has multiple houses, I like that he has an actual name that deviates from the common naming scheme in the series, and in general just looking at him makes me happy. I also like playing as him in the 2D games, his flight differentiates him from Sonic in a nice way. Never had the opportunity to play as him in 3D since I only played Unleashed and Generations
>>530364553>Release of TMOSTHhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/424165553/#q424217584
>Chris-ChanHe's more of a /v/ topic.
>>530362952Chaddow is literally the ultimate lifeform. Letting him flex is ultimateness is not powercreep, kucklesfag
So what do you guys think about chaos sonic?
It kinda bothers me how he was just magically poofed into reality by the prism instead of being like a real robot made with blueprints and eggmanโs genius
>>530362564>From what we know, Unleashed was already in development when 06's development was getting finished up, Only the Hedgehog Engine was finished, proper development on Unleashed began after 06
>and the game sold very well at the time(Even selling more than SA1 and SA2)It sold decently but SA2 was the best selling third party GameCube game and SA1 was the best selling Dreamcast game, with DX doing well also. We don't have detailed sales numbers for 06 but everything indicates it sold around 1 million which is below both adventure games.
>Not to mention, the game is received mostly positive in JapanIt saw a mixed reception. Better than in the west but still just mid
I agree that "06 almost killed the franchise" is bs but it wasn't a major success at all. It did ok commercially on it's own but still worse than previous games, and critically it was overall bad
>>530364553I only got the Archie cancellation threads.
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/183162242/
https://archived.moe/vg/thread/183227092/
>>530364752>tailspedos don't play the gamesshocker
I'm not gonna lie, I like it as a couple.
>>530365570I know your ass is not talking.
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>>530365570But I literally said I did
all of this is because the IP was re-pitched as comedy in the 2010s
>>530365338>We don't have detailed sales numbers for 06 but everything indicates it sold around 1 millionIt sold nearly 3 million copies according to VGchartz, which is pretty good for modern Sonic numbers
https://www.vgchartz.com/game/226081/sonic-the-hedgehog/
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Confess your Sonic-related sins, /sthg/.
Starting session 2 in a little bit.
Anon asked if Blaze could have upper strength due to being a man now, he shoots fire so I don't know what that would do, so here's Blaze using her new upper strength to open jars for Marine.
>>530364970>>530365380Thanks
>Heโs more of a /v/ topicDidnโt hurt to ask
>>530365880>VGchartz Not a reliable source, they pull numbers from their ass
These three birth the Underground kids.
>Blaze births Sonia
>Surge births Manic
>Amy births Sonic Jr
she couldn't protect her jewels
>>530364553>>Reveal of WhisperI'm interested in this one as well, people here seem quite intrigued by the wolf
>>530346489https://litter.catbox.moe/n2rp7g1fof84w5lp.mp4
>>530359056me
>>530365701take your ebonics back to xitter fag
>>530365774>2 gamesWAOW
>>530365979I still don't own any merch of my favorite characters
>>530358183Every relationship has cooming as a goal, that's biology.
>>530365979Not sure if it is a sin but when I knew of Sonic as a kid, I was mostly into the music, characters and me drawing them than actually playing the games. Eventually I played the og games and I thought they were okay, same with most 3d games and I think Generations was the last sonic game I bought and played on release like a decade ago.
The reason why I am still a sonic fan is because the same initial things I saw on the ip when I was a kid. Just still loving the shit out of the characters, their designs and the amazing music.
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>>530366347Read again. I also played the 2D classic games (1, 2, CD, Mania)
>>530365998Oh hey, I've been meaning to ask:
How did werehog's flirting moves work out?
Every relationship has cuddling as a goal, that's kinography.
>>530366272Rape scenes when?
Okay, so last time!
Amy and Whisper ate shit and Blaze got a penis.
Select a character to use for the next turn.
https://pastebin.com/0vVY4d81
>>530366725Sonic hasn't been involved in anything yet.
>>530365998its big ass amy still recovering?
>>530366806That's a cute Maria.
>>530366862Isn't Maria always cute?
>>530365998Male Blaze has a small penis
Why aren't you talking about the next manga issue?
>>530366631do you still draw sonic characters?
>>530365979I have too many Sonic sins to list and I have to repent
>>530366854In that case.
>Werehog>Use flirt >"I'll beat up four dozen eggs and am a size of a barge!"
Okay, so last time!
Amy and Whisper ate shit and Blaze got a penis.
Select a character to use for the next turn.
We got Sonic, Mimic, Whisper, Shadow, Cosmo, Bartleby
https://pastebin.com/0vVY4d81
>>530366725Sonic hasn't been involved in anything yet.
>>530366859Yeah one more turn before we use her again so we can get some variety.
>>530367081But a bigger chest.
>>530366332We need to become best friends.
>>530365998I must have missed the original, any links?
>>530367239Now there is, I stupidly didn't really explain the game cause I took so long getting it together last week.
Barry
Conductor
Conductor's Wife
>>530365979I didn't like Sonic CD. I guess that's a crime to some
>>530367318Rolling for werehog in the thread, whatever he gets, I'll make sure he flirts.... even if it doesn't apply.
>>530349595Metal Blaze would be a real engineering challenge for Eggman.
>>530365979Extortion
Impersonation
Theft
Unjust Wrath
Shock Attacks
Slander
>>530367484It's windpilled
>>530367134Overall I don't really draw anymore, maybe a tiny thing every other year but I used to draw sonic so much as a kid that I still think I have the muscle memory to do it! This is a random fast sketch I did in some random /v/ thread like over a year ago.
>>530367826I know I like the aesthetics and music but wasn't a fan of basically anything else lol. Felt like I was playing a weird fan hack
Playing games while high is awesome.
>>530365979I went to Sonic Twitter to ragebait because /sthg/ became too kind to me that it made me uncomfortable.
>you are in Wacky Workbench Past
What do?
>>530367740More like wasted materials, copy pasting Sonic but adding more useless details to stop someone who never appears
>>530367201>Blaze got a penis.a micro one
>>530367991Cute Amy! this looks great anon, especially if you don't draw regularly anymore. I'm sure you have your reasons but I hope you find your passion for art again.
CD is better because is 100% japanese
That's the only that matters in this franchise.
>>530367490Rolled a duel again guys,
Sonic is currently in icecap, so he can fight/flirt with either Whisper or Kit
Choose which player he fight/flirts with.
>>530368635>>530368810Thank you! means a lot.
>>530368870>Werehog flirtYeah that's just rape, so i'll pick Whisper
>Hey I'll goon with you some other time
What the hell did Sonic mean by this?
>>530368870It's mating season for wolves
>>530368939hope your day went well AmyAnon
>>530368870Flirt with Kit to establish dominance over Whisper.
>"Don't you mean fi--"Flirt.
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/are-there-jokes-about-sexual-assault-on-men
Every single Sonic the Hedgehog General fanfic would make this list. All of them.
>>530368348Do you think Eggman is in a constant state of ovulation?
>>530369259Self-insert slop
Even the fag keep talking about having a girlfriend i bet he's a complete fumbling small cuck trying to escape reality
If Sonic 2 was so good why wasn't there a 90's PC port?
>>530368441I took that personally.
>>530369462Takes one to know one!
>>530369584IIRC SEGA had its own PCI hardware it wanted to sell at the time.
>>530369616>Rabbit>No TailsWhy
Fighting mobians around the world...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWwjoK1SItY
>>530370075Tails doesn't exist in Underground
>>530370075Rabbit is a prototype Sonic, Tails by contrast is just a friend.
>>530370134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKIDtw8040M
>>530370179Open your heart
How would the cast react to Sonic having a actual family?
>>530366298Why don't they just vault Rouge already?
Sonic is incapable of experiencing true love because he's unwilling to compromise and love requires compromise, it comes with it. Sonic's unwillingness to compromise is sometimes one of his greatest strengths like when he's standing up against injustice, but other times, in peace, it's his greatest moral failing. Even God Himself, the all-powerful creator of everything, has compromised for humanity time and time again because of His love for us.
>>530370524they need her as the 2nd marketable female to make toys and sell tshirts. All they need is her face, the soul and the boobs can go
>>530370570sonic is the wind
>>530370618>they need her as the 2nd marketable female to make toys and sell tshirtsThey can't use Cream or Blaze?
>>530370513Amy would be amazed
>>530370620Sonic is like the wind*
At least get Cream's line right
>>530370706Would she? She basically grew up around Tania.
>>530370696Noone likes her
Almost popular enough but just not enough, below Silver even
>>530370513Amy might find them amusing
>>530370706Amy would realize the reason Sonic doesn't want to fuck her is due to Amy looking a lot like Sonia
>>530370618>>530370696They do use Rouge and/or Blaze when they want to break out the appealing female characters.
>>530370730I am not going to compromise
>>530371005Would Amy want to fuck Manic though?
>>530368870Sonic fights Whisper,
Sonic:
1d20 = 9
1d20 = 14
1d20 = 19
Whisper
1d20 = 11
1d20 = 18
1d20 = 12
Whisper gets a shot off first, but her attack is blocked and she's railroaded by Weresonic's smooth pick up lines.
Whisper loses another heart at the very beginning of the game.
Choose another player to move. Hopefully it will be something interesting and not another duel, I swear to god it's only a 1 in 10 chance for duel.
>>530371161mmmmmm... maybe. but that would be like... getting a silver medal instead of gold. Might as well fuck someone else
>>530371338Yeah, I never actually looked it up but I can 100% say this was animated in France.
>>530371185Kit
>Roll on back and wag tail to diffuse the situation>Also flirt with the new ma'am
Sonic was scapegoated by the military in place of their secret pet self-hating nigger hedgehog
SA2 is the timeless USA narrative
>>530370843She's less popular than Blaze too even with the Dream Team Bonus
>>530371591I mean noone likes Cream, and Blaze is almost popular enough but not quite.
She might have been if she starred more than 1 time ever in 3d
>>530371338Animated by the French
>>530371161No because he isn't Sonic
>>530371161The most she would get is hugging him by mistake. Once that is cleared up, all attraction would vanish. Manic is basically SOA Sonic without the cockyness, not the Sonic she's in love with.
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>>530371384This game is more like a simulator, but I'll do another Kit turn, sure.
Rolls 20, 20,
This event is only for dead players, rerolling.
1d31 = 27
... I did not RIG these die, The chance of this even happening again is insane.
>>530371514then why does amy get them fixed up too
>>530372035Sonic is very fruity, how many times has Sonic dressed in drag to trick Robotnik?
>>530371161>>530371263No, but Vanilla would.
>>530372316>Double 20I'm assuming it was successful.
And whatever happened with the dead players as well.
>>530372041The bestie sacrifice
>>530372584We had to reroll the event cause the one chosen was for if a dead player is in the game.
The event we got on the reroll was 27, the same one from last session.
>>530372269Sonia got them hips
NO ONE NO ONE IS AN ISLAND
NO ONE NO ONE STANDS ALONE
็ฑใใใผใใฎในใใฏใใซ
Enough with the Underground spam, frog-loving Frenchie faggot.
>>530340978Rouge and Amy besties.
>>530372919I have only eaten one frog
>>530373095necessary for fucking what, shit threads?
>>530372404a thieving, smelly, poor, rock music playing bum who is a bad influence on cream and has no good points? Sheโd sooner call ICE on him
>>530342108>>530342819>Shadouge thinking there's something there compared to Knuxouge and ShadamyGlass houses, Shadow will never love rouge.
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>>530372919I don't get the sudden Underground shilling.
>>530373238they know that's why they have schizo melties at knuxougechads
>>530373249It's probably a ritual poster
I think the french should make more Sonic cartoons. We put boobs IN Sonic but Americans take boobs OUT.
i laughed so hard when i saw amy's mangled bleeding dying body
post more amy gore please
>>530372749I'm not used to Scourge without a psychotic smirk on his face
So what exactly are Sonic's flaws as a character? I mean real story flaws that he needs to learn from. The fact that he is rash, cocky, and impatient are not flaws and you know this to be true because they only cause problems for him once or twice every decade.
Castrating 00's Sonic fans
>>530373850Sonic has no because he is the wind and the wind always wins.
>>530371185The die keep choosing duels, or one really rare event where the character changes gender I put in as a goof...
Someone choose one more character, I'll do one more turn tonight...
>>530373786He's shy around women so he hides his big scary teeth
>mclaren collab
so uhhhh how many cars do you think it'll help sell
can someone please post amy being physically hurt.
I guess is gonna be another antiamy/sonamic pic spam thread, huh?
>>530373816shadow teaching his son how to use a gun
>>530373238What exactly is there between knuckles and rouge, or shadow and amy? The sum total of their interactions amounts to virtually nothing.
Duo raping windfags to death
I know shippers do their own thing but why would Rouge answer the door with gobs of Sonic's cum coming out of her kitten? Why would she be calm around Amy when she knows Amy has deranged hostility towards the idea of her being around Sonic?
>>530374267>comparing knuxouge to baseless ships like shadamy
>>530374363They're both baseless.
>>530340964I always though Shadow was the epitome of cool, but his traits and lore are something I could only truly appreciate when I got older. To the point Shadow Generations and *specially* Sonic 3 felt dissapointing in comparison, even if 10yo me would've shat his pants at the idea of these things
Which is the best JP/US track?
>>530373941The original drawing was so bad he had to fix it and it still looks like shit.
>>530374395"I'm not the only friend he's fucked"
That line doesn't sound like Rouge and sounds so weird in the actual context.
Yeah I know I'm nitpicking a coomer comic but hear me out. Why the fuck would you say it like that to Amy?
There's no attempt here to really sell me on the idea that Sonic is banging all these women, it's just some scumbag in Sonic's skin.
That doesn't sound like Rouge breaking the news to Amy that she banged Sonic, that just sounds like some cumdumpster with Rouge's design.
i want to violently rape amy
>>530374549No they're not
>>530373992Femkit...
Uh, Cosmo
We should go back to calling Krack a weeb, she still hates being called that most likely because it's accurate.
>>530374549knuxouge at least has more chemistry than sonamy
>>530374614>>530374665I'm going to go with Cosmo cause she hasn't had a turn yet.
Please for the love of god do not be a duel or a gender swap. I'm not even sure what male young plant aliens look like.
>>530374636The artist is self-inserting as Sonic (scumbag) because he is a scumbag, and he's projecting his desire for an unthinking cumdumpster of a woman onto Rouge
>>530374636> it's just some scumbag in Sonic's skinWell DUUUUHHH, itโs self-insertion
None of them are in character
impregnate amy and leave her to raise a retarded hybrid alone
>>5303747971d20 = 20
1d31 = 5
Another 20 for a chaos event...
the /fast/ board die are rigged as fuck.
but 5 isn't the genderswap event, I at least know that.
>>530374605They can't all be winners.
>>530374976Cute n canon. Sonic is for Sally.
>>530374972Oh dear god.
It's fucking HER FIRST TURN.
I haven't looked at who's she in a zone with yet.
>>530374636Nigga, it's porn.
That's the equivalent of complaining that the pizza guy would never accept a blowjob instead of money for payment.
>>530373447French-directed OVA series (it was gonna be a full series but because the pilot flopped they never made more)
Tails has a running gag of groping older women like he did Sara. Like the shota in Magi does
>>530367441Canon, unlike archie shit.
>>530375176a pizza guy would though
There is something deeply wrong with /sthg/
>>530375386sonic, amy and a bunch of shitty mentally ill faggot ocs
>>530375172I say roll a 50/50 and choose from those
>>530375426use your powers to kill all the jp purists
>>530375386When did Sonic and Amy get their minds swapped?
>>530375380you think? just look what is going on rn
>>530375386even the wind cannot topple an angry black 400ib lesbian
>>530373850>I mean real story flaws that he needs to learn from.None. Sonic's flaws are meant to be quirks and he is not made to learn. He is meant to be an inspiration to others
>>530375386>"Go on, Mr. Big Shot"https://youtu.be/hI5KrVSKe6U New officially licensed windshit themesong.
Americans should be banned from ever touching the Sonic franchise.
>>530375552>Sonic's flaws are just quirks>He's not made to learnYou just listed a major one.
>>530375386Literally everything about this image is fucking hilarious to me.
>Surge and Kit, characters who just a dozen issues ago from this were literally trying to destroy cities, environments and actively going out of their way to beat, hurt and maim people are trying to morally begrudge Sonic>Duo, who turns out to be Mimic, a villain who literally is confirmed to be a serial killer in universe is moreso concerned about the two crying lesbians more than acting as if he's shocked because he's that bad at playing spy.>Whisper is annoyed and angry for no reason>Lanolin is annoyed because she's too stupid to figure out why what Sonic did was a complete non-issue since he can at any point save the people he would otherwise be endangering.>Tangle is annoyed at Sonic for doing something that she would have done herself.>Amy looks disappointed at Sonic for....nothing. Literally nothing>Belle is literally just there for no reason.How the fuck do people pay to read this shit man?
>>530375172Cosmo is actually alone in her Zone, so it's up to you anons, which player does she get hitched with?
>>530375443I think I'll leave it with that, next time we play, I'll choose who the anons picked.
shadouge tards mad they lost on screen to shadria
rouge will always be chasing after someone who won't really love again, she should move on
>>530376320>Whisper is annoyed and angry for no reasonSurge practically kidnapped her family, how is that "no reason"? Sonic/Amy/Tangle and (to a much lesser extent) Lanolin are the dipshits here for enabling this nonsense. Not a Whisper defender by any means but she has every right in the world to be pissed at Sonic here.
>>530376512Sonic, Knuckles, or even Omega seem like an easier Rouge endgame than Shadow. I bet Shadow's next game will create a female oc other than rouge if they ever want him to feel sorrow for others again.
>>530374596self insert shit slop coded
>>530377391...the losing competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkBao90GldQ
>>5303773912027 will be the start of their next era.
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