>Hard mode Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passwordniggerg
erg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>530302103
first for i'm taking all your stonesword keys lololol
THEY POSTED THE PASSWORD AGAIN, NOT ON NIGHTFARER PAGES NOW OH NONONONONONONONO
no gooning allowed from now on
>>530348491I'm gonna goon to those 2 erg girls who were talking about pregnancy a few threads back
>>530348667>2It was like 1 and thatโs being generous
>>530348491it's gonna be wylder gooning sesh in 5-8hrs.
>>530348667it's 3 actually
Whenever anyone selects executor I just know Iโm in for a free win
>>530348818No there were 2. They were talking about being sister wives
just got this game' don't get the appeal, everything you do is always lost and your only rewards are insignificant gacha buffs and backstory for hindi characters. from's first dud
>>530348696>be random nightreigner>see this>"hmm, which password should I use?">the harmless 3 letter word? Or the racial slur society has taught me to be afraid ofThe new password literally works
erg
1/3
ED bugs
Only queue if you're a cute tranny who wants a carry, I gotchu babe
>>530348361The most I ever had was 10 at a time with the small pouch on my Recluse. I threw them all on the ground for my teammates so I could hold Starlight Shards. They probably thought I was cheating.
Good evening lads.
Please, have a look at my no-hit Horah Loux (NG) run.
This was my first time attempting a no-hit run too.
I had to learn to use ffmpeg from scratch just for this, so excuse the quality.
I skipped Godfrey because frankly, he's much easier than HL, but getting through him only to get bodied by his rapist alter-ego in seconds was getting tedious.
I'll just make the excuse that the execution requires good positioning and timing (it actually does, not that it's hard however).
Nth for Ironeye being seduced by Wylder and put into various compromising positions during their expeditions
>>530348963we literally had a ton of new names on niggerg as well, retard
you niggers killed the queue
>>530348934The appeal is its fun, sperg. You should play games because you want to, not just to be done with them.
>>530349002A boy I'd fuck, I love boy Revvy
>save 1m Murk after weeks of playing
>buy, sort, sell till no Murk left
>no relics better than shop/remembrance relics
yep, CE time.
>>530348696Damn, they keep stealing our passwords. Looks like we'll need a third one now.
>>530349157can we go with trannyrg?
that will kill the 'cord as well
>>530348934Just donโt play the jeet bird
>>530348889Do you want to be Wylders wife too along side your 2 pregnant sisters?
>>530348667>he genuinely believes it was two women (XX chromosome)i wish this purity still remained in me
>>530349062google "webmforLazys", how has no one told you this yet
Roundtable must smell like an Olympic village. All these nightfarers in the peak of their physical conditioning pumped up with nonstop adrenaline.
>>530348696fextralife was outed two to three years ago for having 90% of its "numbers" be bots. The numbers for their streams are bots, the numbers for their website traffic is bots, the discord numbers are bots. They do it because big number means free sponsor money, they are basically hack scammers and this also means though yes they do have traffic "50-100 people" chances of them running into an erg password is EXTREMELY small
>>530349295I've a heart of naivete, I won't let them take it from me.
>>530349429its over, fextra won
>play raider for gigabug
>decide I want to play non colossal str weps like maybe a cool axe or fist weps if I find em, colossal sword also cool
>devourers scepter dropped to me by ally
>this repeats for two games in a row
eh
>>530349383actually, it reeks of failure.
>>530349383there's 2 hindu guys so probably a bad smell
>>530349062If it isnโt a lvl 1 no hit with no upgrades and no b button then Iโm simply not interested
>>530349539>Rev smelling my dick
>>530349304Is that different from webms for retards?
>>530349429I have used fextra for every souls game ever and i came here from fextra, whats the big deal? how does it effect you personally?
>>530349616that's not a good thing...
>>530349732I posted it faggot, why would I link you
join the 'cord in locating the pages and begging the mods there to delete it
>>530349747It's okay, I'm raping her after she says that anyways
New passwords are
>Heil Hitlerg
>Jeffrey Ergstein
>>530349105wyldereye is the best ship i wish there was more
>>530349281I don't see why not. I already claimed his thigh as my favorite chewtoy
>>530349684its the same thing, or maybe a fork, its still actively developed and had to change the name to not get kicked off whatever codehosting website.
>>530349154or you could not give a shit. relics don't matter that much
>>530349802so not realy got i
2/3 niggerg all for 5 mins, nice queue faggots, keep killing the general
>>530349717doesn't and I don't care, people are acting like fextralife has a massive playerbase thats invading our password when the website numbers are majority bots was my only point
If you come here to complain about the game, I dare you to make your own.
That's right, I want you to program a game with graphics as good as these, gameplay as smooth as this, and overall something people can enjoy.
What's that? You can't make a video game yourself? Then quit hating on those that can. If you want something done perfectly to your thought process, do it yourself, and quit complaining.
Cheers to FS, for not giving a frick!
>>530349987It's eepy time idiot
>>530348696>>530348473>>530349157>>530349263Shut the fuck up dsgtroon loser, how can you be so obvious with this bullshit falseflag
>>530349987yea i think im with ya, this shit is taking forever
Drip check? Also I just defeated Rennala and I feel like I need better armor.
eepy
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>>530350008No one is invading the password, and even if they were theres no reason not to welcome them. You are falling for the one man 'psyop' by the schizo who keeps vandalizing the OP
>>530350087are the dsgtroons in the room with us now?
>>530349383Recluse and Revenant and Duchess arenโt in the peak of anything except being Wylders cocksleeves
>>530348667huh who the hell was that
>>5303489642/3 now, still waiting...
Can we stop this split pw queue thing?
>>530350140You look like the "Potionseller, I need your strongest potions" guy going through a midlife crisis
>>530350193>No one is invading the passwordAgain, this was my point and I was just backing up by stating fextralifes numbers are bots anyways.....jesus christ nobody reads anymore
>>530349987>keep killing the generalWill do!
>>530350376We had erg removed but some dsg troons hijacked the thread and added it again
>>530350231not him but yeah obviously it's all he does
>>530350456based sneedgod
from 2/3 niggerg to 1/3 who the fuck left you fucking pussy
>>530349853Its fairly widespread, about the same as Guardian x Recluse
>>530349779The whole erg password being le shared exposed was the same single dsgtroon loser by the way.
The retarded tranny can't even into the most easy form of mind games when everyone is anonymous, any password drama is this same schizo replying to himself over and over again
Why is there 8 chairs for everyone at the dining table but only 2 beds in the quarters
>>530350008And even if they are people, who the fuck ever scrolls down to the comments? I dont think I've ever looked in them.
>>530350449the one with visible joints
>>530350345What's he doing with his left hand? Grabbing the side of his pant leg? I don't understand
every thread I'm reminded why I would never password with any of you
>>530350557some nightfarers like sleeping in crypt coffins
>>530350508rejoined it just for you lil bro
sneed won
dsg won
>>530349779
>>530350557there is only 7 actually
executor has to stay outside, too smelly
>>530350449regardless of choice, she has the grafted greatsword and it's clearly gigabuffed as it has a fucking power aura.
they'll be fine even if they both tank -5 levels and revenant will carry, whether that be in a fancy dress or in a bikini.
>>530350140his name is darkness the elden assassin... hes actually the onmly male knife assassin and um... hes so powerful and hes malenias secret cousin....
>>530350546Not even close to true, the dsgtranny wants us to stay on erg so they can keep sharing it
1/3 Night Aspect PC, password erg
are sneed, dragonirian, trooncord and dsgtroon the same person
>>530349903Girls are so weird. Why not just slurp up his nuts, he had 2 for a reason
>>530350828I said shut the fuck up, dsgtranny. You're way too fucking obvious with the falseflags
Miquella's ass is too big.
>>530350641Think he's fixing his belt
>>530350913sneedger is a based cheater who shits on trooncord, and trooncord got leaked, so its not the same
dragonirian doesn't play shitreign
dsgtroon is a basedteen from sharty
case closed
>>530350084My daughterwife is so pretty
2/3 niggerg for the bugfuck for the love of god someonequeue
>>530350449left
gooners are not welcome here
>>530350940She clearly has the ponytail skin there, though.
>>530350798Holy deviantartkino, I kneel
>>530350913something definitely changed here after he was blocked by everyone
and it's so obvious that there's just one guy replying to himself for like 200 posts per thread
>>530350921Because third times the charm, so there's nobe left to
>>530351046What's the troioncord? Who's Dragonirian? Who's dsg troon? whats a basedteen? whats sharty? what got leaked? where's the trooncord?
>password gets split
>many players are going to fall off on Wed if its Adel making the already long que depending on the time of day longer
I think its going to be Caligo personally because we got a preview of Caligo but if its Adel and this bullshit is still going on its going to hurt, a lot of people are going to fuck off until new content is added not caring to do the rotation again
>>530350847Still 1/3 giving up in a couple minutes
>>530351117>niggergGee, what could possibly be the cause of your long queue times, I wonder
>randoms vs libra
>2 random wylders
>frenzy tower event spawns
>we kill them all
>they run off
>they don't claim the two drops up top
>don't come back for the Vyke's i ping
Alt+F4'ed
>>530351287Just use the normal password
>>530351210Girls are so scary
>>530351287probably, but not as many as one would think cause adel is kinda cool
we're totally gonna smash him more than before but some people will still get filtered
>>5303512903/3 after requeing
I hate this game so much
Just got Sneedger on my team cuz i forgot to block his ass last time, he got the name "sproke" now, not playing with this bum ass cheater, apologies to the 3rd guy
>>530351117either i have someone blocked in there or someone has me blocked
"Multiplayer failed" over and over.
Why is he so based?
Gnost these gonads idc we get it they/them are cool too
>>530351374i would spam the ground ping by the drops but rage quitting as also valid, they might not be able to be helped
>>530351528sneedger was queuing, thats prob it
>>530351494>>530351528well, that explains it.
>>530348667>>530348889Me and my 2 sister wives being pregnant at the same time together...Wylder is gonna have to put in a lot of work to bust 3 times back to back. I believe in him.
Good thing I got in the habit of checking my team's relics at the start or i woulda wasted 15 minutes on this bum.
>>530350921oh anon you sweet summer child.
Have you ever been teased before?
Have you ever been lightly caressed across your inner thighs? Fingers tiptoeing near your groin but never full felt.
Women love teasing men anon.
>>530351129that's because she purposely failed to sneak in and take it. She wants to let him know it was her that's stealing it
>>530351817Based. Me too. I always check at the beginning so I know how much I should focus gaols
>>530347584I used to think runes up for self and allies would be top tier before realizing how easy it is to optimally route and get level 15 + 200k every run. Then I used to think start with stonesword key must be top tier but I've gotten so good at finding keys that my inventory looks like this 10 minutes into almost every game.
Attack up from evergaols is literally all you need. The other two slots on the evergaol relic are pretty worthless, especially the treasure one. Having a spare key feels like an unnecessary safety net at this point.
>>530351817I started to check relics only to really see whether someone has a stonesword line, because I got tired of doing something then suddenly gaol ping jumpscare
>>530351817Lmao I've been doing this and also you can look up their profiles too don't need to finish match to click em and block em.
I had a dumbass throw all gear trying to grief and simply had him blocked. Disconnected and tried joining again only to get blocked
does ironeye even fucking do damage
every time I play him, no matter what I get, his arrows barely do 80~85 each
>>530351863No... but I want that now, that sounds really nice. I'm so lonely and horny
>>530351978>especially the treasure onethe treasure one is neat to run for a dozen matches or so to see where all the treasure spawns, but after learn all the spots you can just peek to see if there's a chest there as you run by.
They aren't worth routing far out of your way to anyway even if you know where they are.
>>530352061You're supposed to mark and use heavy attacks at close ranger. You'll outdamage everyone but raider like this.
>>530352061yes, he assrapes everything. you just have to be persistent with keeping mark up and spam R2 when applicable.
>>530352061the mark will never pop unless you are doing poise damage, the mark popping is your damage
>>530352156>everyone but raiderdoes not compute
>>530351978Nice try gachafaggot. Still not buying this game nor buying RNG shit
>>530351795+2 additional skill use(his skill is pumping thick virile loads into his wives)
>>530352272???
who are you quoting
>>530352158Who else is making due with just 3x2 effects?
>>530352440almost everybody, third line on purples is usually a dud
>>530352287He's so perfect. And imagine the big cuddle after.
>>530352440hp and art gauge on block aren't even good. try to get guard counter damage and partial hp recovery from post damage attacks
>>530352272Based. Tell that cuck
FLAG
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>>530352139you're just agreeing with what I already said. treasure marked on map is worthless
>>530352158Redemption was had
>>530352630No problem! I would have used it myself if someone didn't drop the grafted sword
>>530352572>aren't even goodThey're a lot better that rally in many situations, I've only ever lost when I traded HP recovery from guarding because it really helps with the nightlords chip damage
>>530344487Is there more of this? What board was this?
>>5303525482 wives clinging to an arm each while thigh anon sleeps on his leg
>>530351561caligo is female.
what the fuck were they thinking when they put swordmaster as the night 1 boss
>>530352824you should be trading damage on guard counters and instantly getting it all back. you poise through everything like a champ and it's the best way to do stance damage on guardian. rally is one of the best relic effects in the entire game and it isn't close. it beats the fuck out of a measly 8 hp back per guard
>>530350345Is that his dick? Thatโs hot
>>530353068Impressive, very nice
>>530352778that was me haha I just can't let go of the charged guard counters, I guess things worked out perfectly then
>>530352061>mark>jar cannon>repeat
>>530352986what do you mean
>>530351046The dsgtroon just larps with shartyspeak because heโs a faggot heโs not actually from there
>>530353110you're right about rally but 1% art cd on guard is really quite good
>>530353194you misspelled finger flick but otherwise good guide
>>530352986have you tried hitting him? he literally has 0 poise
>>530353216revvy if she seras
This is how the empty boss room bellow the castle looks like (I hate the royal revenant so much, evil evil creature)
>>530351046Same guy though
>>530353290I still disagree. I would much rather have art gauge from defeating enemies since running up to a pack of trash and using your skill to instantly kill them all as guardian is worth the same as guarding against 20 attacks but takes 1/50th of the time.
>>530353416not true, he parries and teleports (worse than poise)
>>530353687its so you can ult 2-3 times in bosses instead of 1-2
>>530353110>tfw it fits when you thought it wouldn'tThat should help
>>530353216White Glint in 2025
>>530353808man i hated the dung eater so much, for one of my playthroughs i fed him as many seedbed curses as possible then killed him so he felt as much suffering as possible
>but that's not the dung eater in the imageyeah so what
>>530353859something is wrong with your team if you can ult 3 times in a single fight with bird, guard ult charge or not
zamn
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ZAMN
>>530353949I like feet and armpits
>>530353949for me? gotta be the ass
>>530353362>Aitsuwa naniwoshiteiru...!>Revunanto Deruzo!!
>>530354191>>530354287equally valid
I think I just like women
zamn2
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DOUBLE ZAMN
>>530349198https://litter.catbox.moe/w78mvblhlgr3fvml.mp4
When is the Guardian's block helpful in 3bug fight?
>>530353362>"What is she doing...!">"Revenant is coming!!"
Just a heads up because some anons have been going wild lately linking steam profiles. Some steam profiles have peoples first name, last name, city, state, and country they live in publicly. If you post those here that is considered doxxing and not only could it get you perma banned here but depending on how schizo the anon is and the state/country they are in it could be against the law.
>>530354592didn't ask tranny, q'ing with niggerg again
>>530354510have you tried steel guarding the charge move
>>530351923>>530352013Yessir, same reason as me, gotta know how many keys we have in our possession since I'm always the one that plans the route and pings everything.
>>530352029Yeah I wasn't sure if I could but when I saw his relic had power of vengance and power of marias I checked if I could and sure enough it was DanteV aka Sneedger just with a different name.
>>530354510the first 15 seconds of the fight if you can grab aggro at the very beginning and you have the flask that turns non-physical damage into healing
>>530354645lmao look at this fuckin do gooder
>>530354398>sneedGOD is carrying shitters againaie....
>>530354417getting hit right as the ult ends is recluse's classic
>>530353485Did they buff the royal revenant? fucker just feels harder to hit and does a lot more damage
>>530353537oooaaah boobies let me touch boobies i love boobies ohhh so big boobies milkers
I know its just headcanon but I've had this image in my mind for a while, one of a child miquella/malenia, a teenage/young adult radahn and godwyn all making an anime like vow of making the world a better place to eachother then it cutting to each of them, radahn rotted away not even sentient, malenia unconscious in her rotting tree, godwyn's mutated body, and miquella's decayed arm hanging out of the cacoon.
>>530354829only reason it happened is because they were trying to cast comet azur
i want to highlight that in the first 5 seconds of the fight they cast frenzied burst which is an S tier nightlord killing spell, and that is the ONLY time they cast it. every other spellcast was magic damage
>>530354417fellow recluse bro.....
i was expecting the team to be shit at aggro management and you were stuck with bug on your ass
but boss wasn't even at half...
you're supposed to stand just outside of bugz range and pelt them, or hit them in the head with a charged spell if they're looking at someone else
>>530354952Sounds like a kino composition, get to it, make it real
>>530354746Im more so looking out for the younger anons who would post one in a fit of anger without thinking twice.
>want to play some nightreign
>every single boss is incredibly easy to me now and offers no challenge whatsoever
>the only ones that offer some level of challenge are the enhanced ones, and enhanced bugs are an absolute joke
what should i do? i am literally suffering from being too good
rolling for a good arcane spell
>>530355254we're out, sneedtard is shitting up the q and causing multiplayer fails for everyone
>>530355125lmaooooooooo look at this retard trying to help out his fellow anons
dumbass altruistic nigga
>>530355185Play guardian
and if you're up for a real challenge
pub it
>>530355185Holy shit this post radiates insufferableness, i think the solution to your problem is playing a different game, or maybe just killing yourself
>>530355236All spells are faith-only now because all seals are faith-only
Roll for arcane weapons instead I guess?
>>530355185play weaker characters
play with pubs
>>530355341Holy shit this post radiates insufferableness
>>530355387then why is revenant B in arcane
>>530355309randoms it is then
>>530355341cringe poster
>>530355185based poster
>>530355236I thought Arcane only affected bleed/poison/rot? what spells make use of it?
>>530355236>no +25% damage for 30 seconds on ultONE JOB
we're currently sitting at 2/3 for niggerg
>want to play some nightreign
>every single boss is incredibly hard to me now and offers too much challenge
>the only ones that offer some level of reprieve are the enhanced ones, and enhanced bugs are an absolute assraper
what should i do? i am literally suffering from snaids
>>530351795please don't start this again
gg Wylder and Ironeye
I'd never seen that true death thing Gnoster can do so that was neat
it would be really funny if maris phase 3 revealed that "maris" was just a bioluminecent lure for some massively fucked up thing attached to it
>still shilling the meme password
If I were blocked would that prevent me from actually finding players meaning I was stuck at 1/3 forever or do I just get the error when I do find 2 other players
>>530355556arcane affects all statuses in NR
>>530355454Because small indie studio is fucking retarded and all the "B in arcane" fucks like Rev and Ironeye just have 12-13 instead of base 10
>>530355794it goes 3/3 briefly and then you just get an error. it's obvious for me when sneedger is queuing because of this
>>530355824Got it. How would that affect sorceries/incants tho?
also 1/3 niggerg for fucking ever someone queue up pretty please
>>530355678Hang in there flockbro
>>530352158
>>530356014What shifty/bosses?
>>530355454A "B" in Arcane means fuckall, all Nightfarers except Executor have 10-13 Arcane at level 15. Executor has 28 Arcane at level 15, and that's with "S" scaling.
All incantations are Faith-based. All sorceries are Int-based.
>>530355794sneedger here, I get no errors and I have no super long q's (around 5 mins regulary, instant q's on new purples)
I assume troons that blocked me get the error when they get kicked out of the q at 3/3 while I stay
>>530356014i justkeep switching every few seconds to see which passwword is faster
>>530355975>>530355938got it. must take sneed fucking forever to find a match on erg/niggerg. surely it cant be worth the time investment just to oneshot everything lol how do you even enjoy the game if there's 0 challenge, i truly can't understand that lame ass player
>>530355454>He thinks that means anything
>>530356014i am pretty sure that other anon is right and all seals scale off of fth only
>>530356249If I stack more arcane on Ironeye, can I play a proper dexfaggot statusmonkey?
>>530355454>+2 more arc than the decault 10woaow
how to not get banned 101
>don't cheat
>don't rage quit (unless its an emergency then try to let the other players know or post in the thread if you can)
>don't grief
>don't be a giga shitter (3 bar'd in nearly every encounter, every run, make shit plays where you go across the map for no reason, etc)
is that really that hard for some of you subhumans?
>>530356249I wonder if triple arc ironeye with bleed on starter weapon would be any good. 22 arc is really not far off from executor
>>530356371all you need is rain of arrows + weapon inflicts [status]
>>530356014that que is for people who self identify as melanated individuals
>>530356283NTA but
Nightreign doesn't work like the basegame for statuses, ARC affects all statuses, notice how executor procs way faster despite most status weapons not scaling with ARC
Is the erg password dead? I swear no one fucking joins. Or are you all doing endgame shit?
>>530356117brother im begging just stay on niggerg so we can find someone...
>>530356109kys faggot
>>530356550cry harder tranny
enjoy q'ing for half an hour just to get me in the match lmao
>>530356396I like when people ragequit. I get to enjoy a duo with the other person that isn't a retarded faggot. When I got matched with sneedger for the first time, he ragequit on night 1 and then we proceeded to assrape the nightlord without effort.
>>530356201I am a casual player and have heard bitching about sneed forever but never cared to block him cuz my chances to run into him are low plus if someone is cheating one game I don't really care.......not only was he cheating however he was able to chain crash our game going into night three until it had to timeout. This is what got me mad and had me ultimately block him.
>>530356470you replied to the wrong post surely
Double Marias buff goes hard, Nok might be worth it if even just for that. Also I learned that each bug kill in this fight counts as a kill and ups your damage which was fun. GG ironeye and sister, both of you were top tier. I cant believe how long we dodge that augur raid for.
>>530356401The issue is mainly getting good +3 ARC relics, they're almost always dogshit
and good luck getting your +1 ability and gaol with +3 ARC
>>530356643>he was able to chain crash our gameI'm not able to do that dumbass tranny, the servers are dogshit and unstable
wish I could tho
>>530356705doesn't stack :)
>>530356463I feel its fucking impossible to get a good relic that switches his starting AOW, I got like 2 or 3 that do switch him to rain of arrows over 200h of playtime, all of them nestled with "Improves perfuming farts" or "Increases strength of your mom's incantations"
It's fucking insane
>>530356715I have probably spent a collective 10 hours savescumming. I'll get it eventually. I've already gotten a couple perfect revenant and duchess relics.
>>530356617would that not mean you also queued for half an hour? le mao
>>530354952make one with Malenia and Radahn having a friendly spar and complimenting each other's skills when they're respectively a teenager and young adult and jokingly stating "I feel sorry for your enemies" then cut to the present with Malenia stabbing them both amidst piles of their dead knights
>>530356830>savescumming the gacchaGotta love FROM games
>>530356831yeah, sometimes it takes longer
good to see you still q with me even when blocked, and then it kicks you out
that makes it even better to wait
>>530356792Whenever the game chain crashes I always check erg and nobody else was having this issue but us, it was chain disconnecting and reconnecting us so whatever the fuck you did that game worked
>>530356792Well, they both had magic attack up +12%, which does stack, and that 24% definitely make sup for their magic resistance. When Shears staggered and I could use the weapon art, it was like a damn Comet Azure.
>>530356950Yeah I'll just go do something else and let you queue by yourself, good luck with that
>>530356965there are no cheats or anything else running when I play online dumbass, I use CE for relics when EAC is disabled
I didn't do anything, get a better internet connection
>>530352268Raider is the best class in the game. Hope this helps.
>>530357106I'm literally on 4chan right now fucktard, do you think I run around the table while in q lol
>>530357121>it was chain disconnecting and reconnecting usI know your a dumb faggot but at least be able to read, it was disconnecting us one by one as we reconnected you fucking knuckle dragger
>>530357067Hah, yeah I hung back to kill some trash mobs since I already had double legendary and level 15 so there was really nothing else to do but stack that. The bubble got between us and I wasn't sure if you guys got in or not, and I was just standing on the other side
>>530357314again, you can't do anything, let alone that, online
use your third world IQ, as much as you can
>next ED boss (after the repeats) is gonna be Augur
>Gonna have to fight augur on repeat
>If 3bug is anything to go by he's probably not gonna be very interesting
>mfw
I could be wrong and they could figure out some fulghor style kino for him but I doubt it
>>530357468You talk like you're not a third worlder yourself
>>530357506Are you saying base Fulghor wasn't kino??
>>530357589ah, I forgot you think I'm some russian brony lmao
if it helps you sleep at night :)
>>530357506>(after the repeats)huh? we're not getting libra or something next week?
>>530357628>more bombs>more jellyfish>bigger and more waves*yawn*
>>530357506What you don't like an underwater adventure with jellyfish and bubbles?
killing everything (especially bugs) with fire!
>>530357656genuine question how do you have fun when everything dies in one hit after a certain point?
i'd imagine that gets insanely repetitive and boring
>>530357901>Siegward toots when he pleases
>>530357656>>530357927better question is what the fuck do you do while sitting in a thirty minute que? watch an episode of my little pony?
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>>530356806gonna try this set out
>>530357903I dont know what it is about that empty soulless expression but it makes me so fuckin hard
>>530357768there are no repeats, he's making shit up
there's no new bosses either
EoS soon
tricephalos is a dogshit boss, how am i supposed to keep track of 3 cunts attacking at once
What do recluse's feet smell like? What do they taste like?
>>530357593they're both good but I thought ED Fulghor was the best fight in the game when it was out both in visuals and gameplay
augur certainly can't live up i feel unless they do some crazy shit
>>530358107Hit it with holy, obviously. It makes them more docile. Also, dont use lock on.
>>530358075it means you're based
>>530358048yeah idk if it's sneed saying this or some other guy since you're replying to him as well
>>530358335yea its prob a troll desu
>>530358057>frost and rain of arrowsthat's pretty neat
>>530357628>the merchant outside the bossroom
>>530358652We fuse with them, that way they wont have to bump the thread with bots, since the nightreign conversations will keep the threads alive and moving
>>530358229ES Fulghor had the foundation of one of the best bosses in the game already, so making him even better wasn't the craziest task ever. Base augur is straight up boring, as a melee character you can't do anything but chase him 80% of the fight, as a ranged character you also chase him and just hold down the shoot button, not really having to dodge much of anything most of the time.
it's a pretty poorly designed fight imo and I don't see it becoming anything good when it's ES.
I didn't love base bug fight but at least any of the characters had somehting to do in that fight instead of fighting their own stamina bar.
>>530358182choco and sweat
>>530358652Can't. They haven't had a game come out in a decade their general is cooked.
>double revenant and guardian
>think this will be awful
>easy level 15, annihilate bug boss
didn't expect this
>>530358182Depends on whether or not its the rot forest map
She's running around in sandals in some pretty questionable places
immoggable you kinda cute for a white boy but why you running into the rain after day 2
>>530359054Guardian being bad is just a meme. An unironic skill issue.
>>530348473>>530348696Itโll just get deleted again, working as intended
>>530358903Isn't he made of magic slime or like water?
His ES phase 3 should turn into something where he's not fucking flying all the time so the fight will actually be fun
Please C Team do not make the fight even lamer
>>530359054revenant gotta be the most overhated and underestimated character ever, she can pump out crazy dmg with the right seals, not sure why everyone shits on her
>>530359130to be fair I fed him a frenzied spear as well and I gave the other rev my second frenzied seal
might've been godlike rng on me
>>530357927everything dies in one hit at end of d2
>get to try all weapons/builds no matter the char>can't afford to get downed once as stacks reset>clear camps faster, explore more>big numbers fun>every game is me trying to set a new record to stack more passivethat simple
>>530357506>>530358903everdark augur will clone itself instead of spawning tentacles/jellyfish
now you don't have to worry about chasing it down when you can simply hit one of the twenty other augurs in the room
>>530359270>smilingoff model
>>530359192>inb4 he turns into a sleep swamp in phase 3we all start ultra heavy rolling like when the spiders web you up in duke's dear freya fight, sleep bar builds up from 0 to 100 in 10 seconds and drains you of 500 hp, he drops nukes on opposite sides of the arena constantly and spawns the tentacle enemies in a phalanx formation around each player
Absolute cinema
>1/3 on both passwords
Where are the gamers?
>>530359270can you gen slops of her soles please?
>>530359463Try jumping off into the sea so it reloads you
>>530359223I guess the thing is that a lot of godawful players flock to her like with Ironeye but Ironeye is way easier to play, Revs also have the colossal weapon meme and then you get people that pick these but also don't even know how to use those properly either and then they eat shit and die
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>>530359463eepy or at work probably
>>530359356Well I can understand seeking the bigger number i guess, and the pressure of not allowing yourself to be downed could make things interesting as well.
Still, haven't you done it countless times by now? Do you ever just do normal runs with regular relics or is it only this on repeat
>>530350231Unironically yes, go look at /dsg/ right now. All they do is talk about /erg/ and how they can manipulate this whole password kerfuffle. Whenever you see โyuhโ in a post thatโs /dsg/
>>530359591I've 100% the entire game without cheats
I do every new purple without cheats as well
once again, big numbers, new weapons, many opportunities
>>530359130>Guardian being bad is just a memeUuuhm but the Fextralife video said that he was bad and does no damage
>>530359597would drug and then fuck her while she sleeps
>>530359535Yeah the colossal weapon shit did enormous damage to their rep, luckily I haven't seen a single bad rev player in niggerg and in erg before it got diluted down in quality
>>530359690Is there a reason you play with cheat relics in multiplayer though? Do you like seeing people's reactions to you or is it something else?
I feel like you could minmax it further in solo with how low hp field bosses are
>Come to Fort
>People just rush through it, kill the boss and run away
>>530360027him or Adel
I really hope Augur isn't next he's fucking boring and easy, worse than bugs
>>530359932NTA but who cares? If he isn't one shotting bosses hes not ruining my game
>>530360027same. I wish I had more time to play it solo and get good enough on executor to parry all his attacks...ishizaki please give us the repeats...
>>530359723You can tell its a meme because nobody get mad about seeing actually bad characters, but if anyone posts about guardian the thread shits itself. If he was actually bad no one would care, but because he's not bad its easy to bait people into defending him.
>>530360108He is oneshotting bosses though. When he was in my game back when we had enhanced Adel he killed with like 2 ashes of war and a couple light attacks. same with the night 2 bosses and basically all the banished knights in the castle, it takes away all your objectives and gives you nothing to do but watch him do his thing
>>530360049That's your queue to start clearing trash, you don't need 3 people to kill fort bosses
Snooze ya looze now you get the chore while the zoomers get to fight the boss
>>530360049ironeye ult. janniecoded but you do what you have to do sometimes
>>530348019 (OP)These threads are so much slower lately. Is everyone banned for saying the N word?
>doing a 100% honest no bullshit straight sword playthrough
>get stuck at PCR
>spend 2 entire evenings throwing myself at him and dying miserably
>during one attempt I dodge forward to the right instead of the left where I always dodge
>it clicks
>I start dodging forward right for every combo, dodge everything effortlessly
>kill him, used a total of 3 flasks where I usually run out before he even does his meteor
That's it? That's the trick? Dodging to the right? All these hours and all I had to do was dodge to the fucking right??????
>>530359932solo is too easy and enemies have too little hp
also its a joy to watch this entire general mald 24/7 about a pve cheater, never saw that coming
I'm not trying to minmax, have enough fun as is
>>530360281>he's not badYou're right it's just the people who play him who are bad
stupid rando the fuck were you expecting entering the troll castle at lv. 4. fucking ragequitting bitch ass motherfuckin pussy ass nigga goddamn
Psbros I got a new controller, let's play.
you equip a gaol relic
i steal all the stonesword keys
simple as that
>>530359463>12 minutes later >Now 2/3Pls
>>530360406Is this your first playthrough of the DLC?
I don't remember anything like needing to dodge him a specific angle other than dodging inward when he does the big boy flashbang attack, maybe they changed it in time since I fought him on release?
>>530360406>dodge to the rightbravo you solved the FROM formula
But watch out, sometimes you have to dodge to the left
>>530360281>>530360593he is bad though
the concept of "tank" makes no sense in nightreign
just be raider or wylder
>>530360803It's not my first playthrough but I always cheesed him with parry/deflects/greatshields so never bothered with rolling his bullshit
>>530360589Fair enough. Thanks for answering my questions instead of dodging
saaars just you wait
Guardian will be meta in two weeks
>>530360702sure! I can be on in a few
>>530360890There can be uses for one in endurance fights and if there were adds in Nightlords fights to make use of his aoe stunlock which sadly there aren't any which also means Revenant passive also becomes useless on Nightlords
>>530360921mfs lumping in parries and deflects on the same level as greatshields these days...it's so over
>>530360890>just be raider or wylderI can feel my braincells committing sepuku when I play those braindead characters
>>530360406Yeah Radahn 2 is a pretty simple boss mechanically, it just pushes the basics pretty hard. Barely any jumpable stuff, barely any positioning outside of projectiles.
>>530361065Ok I'll queue all bosses except replace 2pest with 3pest.
>>530359270my wife is so sexy
>>530360772i just did a match as ironeye with erg password, went pretty smoothly. rn neither password has anybody queueing lol
I swear every single one of my Elden Ring runs I end up leveling Faith just because how versatile it is
>>530361159It's the same level of cheese dude let's be honest. And I love deflects with all my heart. But it's cheese.
>>530360593Unironically yes. People complain that he does little damage, and say that makes him bad. So what's that got to do with going down to 3 bar? He's got more hp than anyone, the only reason to 3 bar is because the player is shit.
>>530360890continued because i'm shitfaced
in mobas tanks make sense because they have a lot of CC to compensate for their low damage
a tank's function is to make players that ignore the tank unable to play the game and to make players that only focus the tank waste dps.
If not for the above roles a tank is just a bruiser with less damage. Which is what guardian is compared to wylder, raider
>>530361180raider is the highest skillcap nightfarer, you just think being bad = big brain
>>530360989no problem
looking forward to shitting up one of your games
>>530361159Deflecting is very strong in ER so it's kinda just better than greatshields besides the execution. You get powered up guard counters with two-handed weapons for five minutes. I mean it's not really worth it against the giant bosses like Bayle and Placidusax but everything else, it's awesome.
>>530361473I've been wanting to do a Faith run since my friend told me it's the most fun he's had of all the builds he's tries. What incant types do you usually go with?
guardian shits out poise damage with guard counters and reflect to the point where I had to stop playing him because it's just boring having things get staggered all the time
>>530361548If by greatshields you mean holding down block whenever he attacks i dont see how that's the same level as timing a parry
even if parrying isn't the most difficult thing ever it most certainly is harder than spam dodging his attacks imo, deflects ig are a differnt thing but I haven't used that tear yet so im not sure how it works exactly
Can you imagine if even 4-5 nightlords were released back with SOTE to flesh it out? It would've actually won GOTY.
2/3 psn erg
>>530361828my first win was with deflect on the weekend it came out. it's fun just don't get knocked into light pillars iirc.
>>530362068imagine if Elden Ring didn't make a shitty augur the final boss
it would've won GOTY
>>530352139>>530352730>actually you can just memroize the 20 possible treasure spots>there is no value to knowing where treasure is to plan detours and routinglow IQ
>>530354592Troon art
>>530354952What you just typed was cringeworthy as fuck but the art is nice at least
>>530362250Elden Beast would've been a lot better if he ejected elden fish you could kill to send elden stars back at him.
Name one good reason for why we shouldnโt have only niggerg in the OP. โItโll split the player baseโ is not a good reason, having both passwords splits the player base, having only niggerg doesnโt.
>>530358075Its nothing or soulless she's clearly kind of cutesy and frustrated
>>530362068It didn't need that, it needed the zones to actually have things in them instead of just being landscapes you ride torrent through.
SOTE was the first RPG i've ever looked at a guide/walkthrough for on first playthrough because I rode through these vast, completely new zones like 15 mins and didn't find hardly anything of note, and thought "damn, i guess i just suck at looking for things or they're really secretive in this DLC"
Nah, there was just nothing there lmao.
>>530362068SotE wasn't lacking flesh, it was lacking quality and a coherent narrative vision. It had plenty of bosses but most of them were mediocre (sunflower), intensely unmemorable (boomerang skeleton) or just plain shit to fight (lion, boar guy).
>>530362402>don't give me 4 give me a proper answer
>>530358652Generals that can't sustain active interest should fall off the board and get pruned. There should be a higher amount of unique IPs per post to actually bump a thread.
>>530358652We perform the discordtroon genocide and liberate it from its tranny tyrants.
>>530362189Oh so is it not a timing based deflect? I thought it might be similar to sekiro but is it straight up just being able to properly block with a sword?
>>530359054All classes are usable and viable to differing degrees. It all depends on the skill of the players using the class.
PSGOD5 it's 2/3 join up !!
erg password, all bosses but normal pest
Queuing now but haven't played for 2 days before, it's so fucking over for me
>>530362729That's fucking adorable wtf
>>530360593>>530360281Having now 100% the achievements and solo'ed everything as each class, he is actually bad and it makes me sad. The problem is that he can't deal enough damage to be competitive against any of the other characters and even if he has a 100% flawless run with the best passives and weapons he still can't even get close to others power levels.
Take his main damage method which is supposed to be counters. You have to get in the way of danger, you have to time the block, you have to counter attack AND the counter has to land which is the biggest issue. The nightlord for example jumps away after nearly every single attack, being able to land just one counter is rough let alone enough to be consistent. Thats the bare minimum for one counter and he has to repeat this consistently while raider just jump attacks and recluse releases nukes or exec procs bleed poison and frost all within 3 seconds.
The best Guardian plays I've done/seen is to use his charged heavy attack and basically nothing else because at least you can land that reliably and it deals ok poise damage.
>>530360362No people are just bored of the game and left. If you haven't noticed there's not a whole to do
>>530355567I like this tiny haunted angry puppet.
>>530362729this with niggerg or erg? im not really finding matches with either
>>530359130>>530359723>>530360281>birdfag cope againI guess if thereโs one routine we can on always happening itโs this
>>530360890This
>>530362934Why is she confused
>>530360406consort does want you to dodge in specific directions yes, like malenia
>>530362830There's timing, it's just a pretty big window and it doesn't shorten like Sekiro's. It's like Executor's deflect window on unsheathe and sheathe. Executor's regular deflect is longer than it, though.
>>530363118just had a match with regular erg
3bug mountaintops, full clear
>>530363172because nobody is joining
>>530362975all revenants are, I love them
>>530359595He knows that, youโre talking to him.
managed to get axe of godfrey and axe of godrick in the same run with raider too bad they are different weapon type
>>530362830deflect tear gives guards 100% physical block, massive stamina damage reduction, and cause them to grant a short duration stacking guard counter damage buff (i think max stacks are 5 and the damage bonus per stack is something high like 10% or more). lasts 5 minutes (not 3 like other long duration tears)
>>530362583I did the opposite, looked at literally every corner of the map, didn't find shit most of the time, I was like ??? not even waterfalls had loot behind them except the Dryleaf set
What is truly baffling is that they hid 9 entire armor sets (36 pieces, plus a handful of individual pieces) and at least 11 weapons behind enemy loot tables like a shitty fucking MMO. If only they scattered those 40 pieces of equipment across the map, it wouldn't have felt so depressingly empty.
And on top of that they didn't change crafting mechanics, instead of making recipes a "craft once (with more ingredients), use forever, refill at graces" they kept the idiotic design and literally no one ever used the big pots.
>play game where you fight a series of 10-20 bosses on a timer, 3 not on a timer
>pick BY-FAR the lowest dps defensive class
Yes, you're griefing.
Get good with a class that actually contributes to speeding up the expedition for better results.
If this game wasn't essentially a timed boss rush, it wouldn't be that big a deal, but here we are.
Good evening sisters
Not one but two Wylder sister wives to be incestuous with and drink each others milk
What a nice surprise to walk into
>>530352929This is the ideal setup
>>530363584But Guardian is the best class for killing mooks so he makes up for it.
>>530363502Cool, I may try this. do you know of a way to get DLC items into the base game? I kinda want to play with some DLC shit in my base run as well but I only have 1 account and don't really know how to use the cheat engine
>>530363584Guardian does more stance damage than even Raider. A stancebreak Guardian + rewind crit Duchess is an amazing duo.
>>530361651You can't go wrong with the Bestial incantations, given their low commitment costs (The absolute highest Faith requirement is only 15), and the fact that the Clawmark Seal Gurranq gives you scales with Strength, meaning that you can easily introduce it in a Strength build for some fun options (Plus throwing a huge fucking boulder at people never gets old). You can also forgo the more offensive incantations entirely and just use them for buffs. Howl of Shabriri/Flame, Grant Me Strength, and Golden Vow are potent options for your arsenal if you need an edge in battle. I also know that the Frenzied Flame incantations are very strong, and can effectively one-shot shit from ridiculous distances. I still need to play around with the Dragon Cult, Golden Order, and Erdtree incantations, but there's a lot of fun things to use, for sure.
>>530355121Heโs on his way back to my house so we can refresh and get back to our fuck session
>>530363696i'm pretty sure you just download the mod that disables eac and the cheat table for ER then run it with CE
but you could just get it legit, it's the very first furnace golem
>>530363557>I did the opposite, looked at literally every corner of the map, didn't find shit most of the time, I was like ???Yea that's basically what i meant. Explored all over the place in every nook looking for stuff and didn't find anything except the few extremely obvious out-in-the-open things.
Exploration has traditionally been rewarded in souls games, but it felt like SOTE only rewarded you 1% of the time for it.
>>530351795Can I plap you and get you pregnant when I get my Wylder helmet in the mail?
>no dual wielding nightfarer with twin curved swords
Such trash, this is the one build I always love
>>530363831beast incants are dogshit except the rock
>>530361473Get new images
>>530361651Nta but lighting. Lightning anything.
>>530363603I forgot to read and its 4 pictures total I would've put all of them together if I did
>>530363964Beast Claw is great for groups
>>530363687recluse's starter staff with glint arc does the same thing, arguably better.
>>530363747Now this is just pure delusion.
>>530363684Good morning slut. How shall I persistently chase you today?
The reason I never play Guardian is because he's just too strong and I don't want to get bored.
>>530362068>can you imagine if [extremely unlikely scenario]?Yeah dude I can imagine all kind of stuff all day doesnโt mean they would or could actually be the case
>>530363927We should get a dual wielding desert-mongolian themed warrior with a bird companion. We even have spectral hawks in the game right NOW.
>>530364074no, it isn't. if you want a cone spell scouring black flame blows it out of the water
>>530354645Thank you for the PSA!
>>530363831The boulder incant does sound like a lot of fun, I saw a revenant using it once in a run and wondered wtf that was lol
I've always been more attracted to the more braindead playstyles in souls games, ie greatswords, trading hits with the boss and whoever hits harder stays standing. only recently did I become interested in becoming more skilled and experimenting more. Considering I abused Lion's Claw Guts Sword in most of my base game run and then the enhanced Lion's Claw followed by backhand daggers for the PCR fight I figure it's time to branch out and try shit.
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>>530352929>thigh anon sleeps on his legI can live with that
>>530364212How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>530363353>>530363603>>530364053If guardian looked and behaved like this instead of le hardass eagle man with an indian accent he would have actually stole the spotlight
>>530362678this but the question he asked "whats 3+3"
If erg has really been invaded by outside shitters, these queues wouldnt be so fucking dead after splitting between erg and niggerg. It wasn't compromised. Consolidate back to erg.
>>530364390midwit is still at it
>>530364029I like lightning. Also what does Nta mean in this context
>>530358652poster IDs
dedicated tarecakers for t he general like what that retarded kid in your class had
>>530364231No idea why you're having a melty, but Beast Claw is more FP efficient
>>530362304>there is no value to knowing where treasure is to plan detours and routingThere isn't. Chests are never worth going out of the way for. If one is close by, you can take a 2 second detour to check if it spawned, but changing your entire route around because of a chest spawn is retarded.
>>530360406noble slender sword enjoyer here. my setup was 2 NSS's, lightning mieseri RH 2nd slot, brass shield LH 2nd slot
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>>530364215>bird companionPretty awkward when Guardian is right there. Also a Scythian would probably fit the theme better
>>530364461nah i'm playing with randoms now and subtly fucking with their runs
i steal all the evergaol keys without visiting one, take all the good armament and talismans, and ping lead us on an absolutely retarded route
once i'm sure they can't win(most often night1, occasionally night2) i just emote lay down and spectate their demise
>>530364215Guardian would eat one of those birds out of jealousy
>>530364701What does this mean and why do you keep posting it
>>530364386can you sleep on my fat belly
>>530364954Damn that's a lot of effort.
You could just play guardian instead for the same result.
>>530362678>Doesn't answer the questionEvery time.
fire monk
dragon cultist
perfumer buffer/debuffer
these are your DLC characters
Why are Duchess mains such sluts?
>>530358075Revenant using madness spells with an entirely blank expression is pretty nice, yeah.
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>Sword of Milos >Golden Vow
>Had flask heals allies effect on one of my relics
Extremely fucking cursed support tank Wylder run. Like a scuffed guardian.
>40$
>Buy Nightreign or spend it on horse girls
Which one
>do pub
>pick guardian
>doing my thing
>ironeye doesn't apply mark
>doesn't R2
>recluse is using pebble and fire magic on day 2 nightboss
please
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>>530365116sorry I'm not into fatfags...
>>530363684Evenin' dearest
>>530365369guardian is scuffed guardian
>>530364101With a colossal weapon and full intent to take what you want.
>>530365480in that case can you euthanize me
>>530364572>There isn't. Chests are never worth going out of the way for.Holy retard those things have 2-3 guaranteed purples in them
>>530365402buy nightreign, don't play the fotm coomer gacha
>>530365567i have never seen more than 1 purple ARMAMENT come out of one unless you are counting the purple flasks and perfumes
>>530365761I've gotten like a half dozen fingerprint shields out of them they're alight but I don't think they're as influenced by your inventory as drop pools
Nightreign got me into playing elden ring again
Now after doing 100% elden ring, I came back to nightreign, and I feel like I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
Remnants are there, but the whole experience is so different it's almost surreal.
Getting used to er from nr was easy, but I don't think the reverse is the case.
I guess I'll do the dlc now...
>>530365761Then you haven't opened a treasure chest in a while, they always have around 3 purple weapons in them
Nobody is saying you absolutely MUST get them but if you're inbetween two equally appealing routes then it's quite useful knowing you can hit the treasure chest on the one route
>>530365567they have like 2 purples if you are lucky and they are completely random with no bearing on preferred weapon so they are usually only good for a chance to get a decent passive
again, they are ok if they are near by but routing specifically for chests is full retard
>>530360890every time i've played with a decent guardian he has solo carried every nightlord by being unkillable until he generates ult. it literally doesn't matter what anyone else does
>>530365929Nothing is influenced by your inventory, that was a shitpost to fuck people over on passives.
Why they hell would they implement that and also put beneficial passives on weapons that aren't for that weapon or the Nightfarer that normally uses it?
When we say: "Guardian is Bad..." What do we mean by this?
Of course, it's never meant to imply that the character is deficient in a way that precludes them from defeating the Night Lordโข, either in a solo game or in multiplayer. It's been made abundantly clear that very little is required in order to defeat the Night Lordโข, as evidenced by such videos as "ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN ALL BOSSES BARE FIST ONLY (WORLD FIRST)" or "Can We Beat EVERY BOSS in NIGHTREIGN at LEVEL 1" on the website YouTube (Note: Any time a video asks a question where the outcome is not strictly impossible, the answer is always yes). Therefore, assuming that the Guardian character brings more to the table than a blank canvas at level 1, we can assume that there is nothing mechanically wrong with him that would mean he cannot perform the tasks demanded of you during a game of ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN.
And yet, people still say it. There must be more going on here! The easy angle to take is that of relativity; i.e. the strengths and abilities unique to him (hereafter referred to as "tools") that he brings to the table compared to other ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN characters. Again, however, this falls short due to aforementioned criteria (He could have no tools and still achieve victory). In short, we must adjust our criteria, and more importantly, our goal. It is not sufficient to defeat the Night Lordโข through effort and strife, the victory must be swift and demand as little effort as possible. The less required from the player's input and the more provided by the tools of the ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN character, the better, so to speak. With our criteria adjusted, we can judge the Guardian character through a new lens. Even with fresh eyes, however, we can still see quite clearly that the tools of the Guardian fulfill these new demands adequately well. And yet, the bird is Bad! How curious!
More adjustment is needed, then. For this, we look backwards once more, to relativity.
>1/2
>>530366130in the time it takes a "decent guardian" to "solo carry", you could have just killed the nightlord 5x faster with a comp that actually does damage
>>530366130And people who are decent at the actual damaging classes also won't die but the boss will die several times faster.
>2/2
If you would, you can imagine the "goodness" of ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN characters to be of different heights on a totem pole of sorts, from the perspective of the players. From here, it may be valid to say something akin to
"Wylder is higher than Guardian, relatively speaking."
Well said, you. When we look at the ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN character Wylder, the tools that he brings fulfill the previous criteria to such a magnificent degree that it would be fair - perhaps even expected - to say that he is a Great character. Now we look back at the totem pole, noting that Guardian is indeed beneath him in terms of height. For this post, I did some research at Thesaurus.com on synonyms for the word Great and found dozens of results that could describe something of a status similar-but-not-quite-the-same-as Great, a few of which could describe Guardian, going by the standards already set previously.
But wait, Guardian is Bad!
There's just one more missing ingredient, it's on the tip of my tongue... What if we shift everything down on the totem pole? If we establish a new standard, then everything can be satisfied! We can arbitrarily declare Wylder to take the place just above what is Bad, thereby making things beneath him Bad!
So say we all, "Wylder is a Good character."
Now with that out of the way, we can observe Guardian's new position and find a word to describe it. It's something close to Good, but clearly not quite reaching it, perhaps an antonym, or a mirror, like a reflection at the very start of a shoreline. If only I'd bookmarked the web site I was using before... We can think of something!
How do we describe a character in ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN that's lower on this arbitrary totem pole than other characters, when these other characters have been established to be Good?
Mmm... Hrmmmmm...
Mmm...mmm... Mm! Oh-hoh!
BAD!
GUARDIAN IS BAD!
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
HAHA! Yes!!
Finally, that is what is meant by "Guardian is bad!"
>>530366148>play both casters>hoard casting implements>almost every boss lootpool has casting implements that are a direct upgradeIt absolutely does.
>>530366130>every time i've played with a decent guardian he has solo carriedthis speaks more about you than anything
>>530366276>>530366467im not reading all that bro
Guardian and Revenant are both very bad, yes
they need buffs
>>530366276>ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN ALL BOSSES BARE FIST ONLYi'm pretty sure i saw this before any guardian solo
Guardian isn't bad, he just has to be minmaxed flawlessly to be good.
Increased Character Skill Duration; this one is obvious, it takes a bad skill and makes it good against packs of enemies and some bosses.
Reflect portion of damage: Similar to above, takes your block and makes it apply damage which means more aggro which means more blocks
Create whirlwind: Controversial but this adds damage to your heavy attacks, creates a vortex to pull enemies and I am pretty certain increases the poise damage you deal, it also seems to apply status effects
Rally; Because its Rally, its the best heal in the game.
This leaves 5 slots on your relics which in order should go:
Guard counter given a boost based on current HP (non-stacking)
Improved Halberd Attack Power *3
Improved Guard Counters *1
Now just land every single counter and spam your heavy attack.
>>530366602Being that cute or being an anthro should be heavily taxed. You charater model is not "free".
Buff Duchess
Bring back Star-lined Sword
>>530366602Rev just need an FP management tool/method instead of her entire playstyle being starlight shard hoarder/beggar, and an actual offensive starter seal
guardian needs a lot of numbers to go up and several relic effects to become his base kit, if not an entire rework.
>>530366702>Increased Character Skill Duration; this one is obvious, it takes a bad skill and makes it good against packs of enemies and some bosses.increased skill duration is literally worse than the vanilla skill. didn't read the rest because I already know you're shit
>>530365074that's you in the pic typing your epic gamerdude words
>>530366864Incorrect, you've clearly never even played Guardian
Birds scare me irl so I'm not playing one in a videogame
Simple as that
>>530366291>>530366312>>530366475if you're at the point where you're playing a co-op game and your goal is just to clear the content as fast and efficiently as possible to the point where possible failure isn't a consideration then ur not speaking from a reasonable perspective anymore
guardian is a useful anchor for most players if they're vaguely decent
>>530366702Rally is unnecessary, he's already plenty tanky. The real killer is that damn gaol relic. Without godrolled relics, you're going to have to give up something crucial to participate in The Metaโข.
>>530367041Goal meta will get deleted and all will be right in the world
Sorry for the knock against tree sentinel psbros, the night boss version of it has more poise so beast form can't stunlock it I guess.
>>530366702Guardian sucks because the situation he is built for is rare and even when he finds himself in that situation he struggles to be useful vs characters that just "do damage". The proper way to play guardian is to leverage his above average poise, HP, and FP to spam high poise damage attacks and attempt to stagger-lock larger enemies. Ideally you have the aggro, but if you don't you're at least hindering the enemy's damage output and mobility.
>>530366918> ~200 damage instant uppercut that sends small/humanoid enemies into the air with a slow recovery> ~10 ticks of ~20 damage that makes enemies rapidly zoom around causing allies to miss attacksgee idk anon....
>>530367020Get that glorified dodo away from her, no revenant would ever hug him
>>530366918guardian is my second most played character. vanilla skill lets you interrupt bosses like DTS and loretta on command, as well as some tougher enemies like crucibles. extended skill does not. extended skill excels at locking down trash that you will never die to in a million years and dies in 1 hit anyway. literally the only situation I have ever liked having extended skill for is gaol banished knights and that's it. it fucking sucks.
>>530367160people will say that it's fine and should not be nerfed but gaol should be completely reworked into providing a different effect or nerfed hard
this shit is boring
>>530366702if a character needs more than other characters just to be on the same level as them, then that character is bad
I don't know why you guys are still engaging with that drunk anti-guardian retard when he literally made a moba comparison.
>>530367187>Giant AoE that pulls and stuns enemies for a long period of time>Or an attack thats a worse version of your heavy Like I said, you've never played Guardian.
f1d
md5: faa2c38075e2005bd2e37cb0f67fdfa2
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Hereโs why Guardian is often considered weak in Nightreign:
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Overreliance on Tanking in Fast Combat
His signature Steel Guard block drains a ton of stamina and reduces mobilityโproblematic in the roguelikeโs fast-paced, dodge-heavy combat .
Guarding isn't always reliable: bosses with heavy stamina damage and guard-piercing attacks quickly break his defense .
> โThereโs so much guard piercingโฆ it doesnโt feel like he can serve the role as tank very well because he will need to dodge a lotโฆ and his dodge seems to be the worst.โ
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Low Damage Output & Underwhelming Skills
His main skill, Whirlwind, works only on smaller mobs and barely affect bosses .
Compared to other classes, his damage is lackluster; even lower-tier builds outperform him .
> โSkill kinda useless against bosses.โ
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Slow Movement & Weak Evasion
Guardian is notably sluggish, with slower dodges and recoveryโmaking hit-and-run tactics nearly impossible .
This limited agility forces players into guard/heavy-hitplay, which is ineffective in fast raid scenarios.
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Situational Utility
His ultimate, Wings of Salvation, can revive teammates and grant temporary invulnerability. It's impactfulโbut niche, and less versatile than high-damage ultimates like Wylderโs .
Often outclassed by other tanks (Raider, Ironeye) who offer more offense, mobility, or utility .
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Community Verdict: Polarizing with Clear Weaknesses
Tier lists typically rank Guardian in Bโ to Cโtier due to his niche tanking role .
Opinions are divided: some love his tank play, others call him the worst class.
Even fans admit his damage and mobility donโt match the gameโs fast tempo
>>530367394this sounds like AI slop
>>530367354see
>>530367231you're dumb and wrong
why would anyone need to lock down trash in the first place? all it does it create shit on the screen that makes it harder for your allies to see
>>530362678How is it splitting the player base to only have one password in the OP instead of two you drooling retard?
>>530367354The only enemy in the entire game it is useful on is banished knights and knight captains.
Bigger enemies can at least be interrupted by the normal skill, and smaller enemies are instantly 1-hit by the normal skill anyway.
Have you never played with another guardian using the extended skill? When you're not actually piloting the guardian, the enemies caught in the extended skill look like they're rapidly teleporting around and attacks that don't cleave in a big area often won't hit them.
>>530367338hey, i play mobas...
GG Wylder and Raider, boys night out is still the best team comp
Feelsbad I died right at the end, Libra finds ways to fuck me over in other expeditions too somehow
>Take Guardian
>Drop shield
You'll be amazed how strong he actually is
>>530367548>no counter-argumentI accept your concession. clearly you don't play guardian or maybe you just suck at the game. having a boss interrupt for anything on horseback >>>>>>>>>>>>> making trash mobs spin around in place
>>530362402Erg is gennie culture
We need more women character
>>530367623This guy's mind is gonna be blown when he finally tries out Wylder or Raider.
>>530367731>Ignores argument>Creates strawman >"I see I have won" See
>>530367354
>>530367473The answer avoids being "AI slop" because itโs clear, specific, and grounded in real gameplay mechanics. It doesnโt rely on vague generalizations or filler textโinstead, it directly addresses why Guardian is weak in Nightreign with structured, meaningful analysis.
Specificity over vagueness
It references actual in-game features like Steel Guard, Whirlwind, and Wings of Salvation, and explains their limitations in context (e.g. stamina drain, ineffectiveness against bosses). This shows familiarity with the classโs real mechanicsโunlike slop, which often makes up features or gives shallow takes.
Structured, readable format
The original answer uses clean headings (e.g. โPoor Mobility,โ โLimited Utilityโ), which help readers quickly grasp each core issue. Sloppy content usually lacks this structure, making it harder to follow or bloated with fluff.
Balanced and nuanced
Rather than just saying โGuardian sucks,โ it outlines both strengths and weaknesses. It acknowledges community debates and explains why opinions differ. Sloppy AI tends to ignore nuance or pretend thereโs only one โcorrectโ take.
Focused and relevant
The answer stays on topic: it answers why Guardian is bad without rambling into lore, backstory, or unrelated mechanics. It doesnโt waste time on hype or drama languageโitโs written for someone who wants useful gameplay insight.
No fluff or filler
Thereโs no empty phrasing like โGuardian is a powerful class but not for everyoneโฆโ or โIn the vast world of Nightreignโฆโโcommon signs of low-effort AI output. Every sentence serves a purpose.
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In short: itโs not slop because itโs tight, informed, well-organized, and directly answers the userโs question using real informationโnot generic, copy-paste fluff.
>>530348019 (OP)PSN bros we almost lost at dog!
We gotta change the password!
>>530367163Gg
That run was horrible for me. Gladius has a deflect bait attack with his double blade swing because the first one easily whiffs so the 2nd one hits you and it sucks.
>>530367773Raider doesn't have a shield to drop though, the strategy doesn't work on him
>>530367836>still no argumentwe're done here. glad you concede you were wrong. maybe now you can start being more useful against rooftop DTS. at least you've learned something today
>>530368002who is this semen demon
>>530356590Personally I think that's very good I like grappling most of the time in and out of combat
>>530367880No...
Anything but that!
the real reason you don't take extended skill is because you already filled your other slots with reflect, gaolmaxxing, and guard counter HP scaling
>but my relics let me have more
fuck you
Are the primeval sorcerers ancient astrologers?
>>530367763tomboy knight when
The way aggro works in this game you should use Improved Whirlwind on them still regardless of the "damage" because that keeps the boss angry on you more often.
>>530368034I accept your concession.
>>530349732https://eldenringnightreign.wiki.fextralife.com/Gnoster+Wisdom+of+Night+Everdark+Sovereign+(Sentient+Pest)
based af
>>530365217is this a means of identifying yourself as a different dude from who i was talking to or "not that, anon"
>>530368430>More of whatOf Messmer
>>530366864Not even remotely true, and if you're going for damage then heavy attack whirlwind is your go-to, which actually scales and deals more damage.
>>530368601 thanks. im pretty new here. easily manipulated and vunerable, ladies hmu
I caved and bought Nightreign. This is probably a mistake. I don't normally play these kinds of games.(online mission based co-op style action games)
Downloading now. I want to play the guardian bird guy. What am I in for?
>>530368818Fuuuuuuck okay
>>530368227If you're using the shitty signboard gaol relic on guardian you're shooting yourself in the foot for the sake of metafagging. I hate to just say "get lucky" but you will perform better putting anything more immediately useful in that slot until you get a good relic with the gaolshit as a bonus.
>>530368867a high possibility of fun, and maybe even enjoyment
>>530368867Super fun game
>>530368867I hated it for the first two hours and now Iโm addicted. The new player experience is pretty brutal because almost nothing is explained properly (yes ive looked at the visual codex, itโs dogshit) and itโs basically impossible to figure things out without asking the community.
>>530363927The strongest pure melee build I ever made in Elden Ring was with the Dancing Sword of Rafah, Dancer's Set, Millicent's Prosthesis, and the Rotten Winged talisman.
Every piece of the Dancer's Set increases dance attack power, and consecutive hits all gut buffed to. Use something to stop bosses from breaking your poise when you start the Unending Dance and you can you just melt them
>>530368867Its frantic and feels like you need to make a thousand decisions at once. Then when you get used to it, you realize you only really need to make a few choices a run that matter. Just try to have fun.
>>530367338wait were you guys still arguing about that?
I went to watch a mama skunk parading around the neighborhood with her 5 baby skunks in tow an hour ago
>>530368867what other fromsoft games have you played?
>>530369123I have some concepts figured out already, because I was watching streams for the game, and thinking "damn, this actually looks pretty fun". But I've seen someone complete the first boss(the dogs), and run around the rountable hold area and find a secret there. I stopped watching there to avoid further spoilers
>>530369340did you take pictures?
Messmer is a much better husbando than Wylder. Wylder is boring trash, he probably can't even rape you properly
All these Duchess whores posting lately made me want to play more Wylder, but I've just been getting the same Duchess a lot and even though they're good I dont think theyre an eslut :(
>>530369340Sounds cute, pics?
Alright. Bought the game. This better offer me more adrenaline than my horse getting a hypersonic speed boost at the last stretch of the race. Yes, I played every Fromsoft game and beat pre-nerfed Radahn and Bayle with Rotten Breath.
>>530369479I like femdom. I want a cute girl to sit on my face
>>530369425They're not going to fuck you
>>530369425We are not whores we are Wylder wives with high sex drives and we're all in heat right now
>>530369479Fucking jackpot, big if true
>>530369521Yeah, that's what I just said.
>>530369467>beat pre-nerfed Radahn and Bayle with Rotten Breath.No you didnโt
>>530369406we prefer that we do the raping
>>530369467Do the tutorial and report back, anon
>>530369540You should all be in heat in the erg queue for 3bug
>>530368621Aye aye, capitรกn
Tho that was what I was gonna post next
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z0SBTyjP0jI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TaGQufOwTpM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k0wGMKMt1bs
>being anti-guardianyou already lost to the furgod
>>530369521trvke they fuck flockGODS
>>530369540Shut the fuck up whore
>>530369347Most of them.(not bloodborne or sekiro) I'm not very good, but I'm not bad either. Just middling skill. I have a fair bit of co-op experience, because I enjoy being summoned in the other games. And did a lot of helping in Elden Ring. But Nightreign appears way too fast in order to communicate with your team even in the slightest. From what I say, people just zoom this way or that. You're either following or leading, or going your own way. But very little communication unless you have a squad.(I don't)
>>530369540Queue up, erg, PC, ED pest
Nevermind, just got a party, no Duchess in it :(
>>530369639don't bronypost here
guardian ult is so dog shit lmao
>>530369608I want Messmer to burn me
gg guys, sorry things ended the way it did
No idea why my wending didn't activate
>>530369658get closer you pussy
>>530368818You didn't answer my question so I won't
I would've too, and i wouldve streamed it, but you missed your chance
>>530369658holy shit thats cute
im a duchess main but i prefer raiders over wylders...
>>530369641whores get paid though
>>530369658EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S ADORABLE Thank you for sharing this
>>530369658thank you anon
>>530369727I'm not a cat I can't creep up on them in the middle of the fucking yard with them noticing
>>530369851Kill yourself retard
>>530365313is that a raider or wyldergod? i cant tell
>>530369786Wylder already has 3 pregnant wives to take care of. Probably for the best you don't add more to his load.
>>530369710He did his best. Poor guy was whacking things with his shield like his life depended on it.
>do fine as revenant
>get to centaur man
>3-tick at least 4 times, they keep picking me up
JUST LEAVE ME DOWN i'M A FUCKING LIABILITY HOLY SHIT PLEASE
>>530369903You kill yourself whore
>playing recluse
>7 win streak ended
>executor/duchess combo were afraid of pot giants in the castle and ran away to do small camps
>we were level 10 for bugs
It was a struggle to get it to phase 2. The duchess was afraid to melee literally anything the entire run.
I don't really think any of the Nightreign cast is very sexy or captivating
None of the bosses really are either
>>530370086you wouldn't be playing that thing in the first place if you're actually sorry
>>530370167you asexual or something, buddy?
jesus christ guardian's ullt is literally a bunker buster
>>530370235I wish I was but no
>>530367843This just proves it's ai slop. Building your own llm doesn't make it less sloppy.
>>530370235what does asexual mean?
>>530370167While I disagree in some parts, it does mystify me how so many people find Libra hot
>>530370306yys is asexual
>>530370306Synonym for mentally ill
we like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite
>>530370313There's fun like cerebral type of things you can do but I dont think of it's actively erotic
>>530370292why do you wish you were? I sometimes think that too
>>530370401Go back to /dsg/.
>>530370306a sexual person
There'd be so much more build variety if we could choose from 2 or more starting weapon types. All these relics with "whip synergy" "thrusting sword synergy" etc are wasted when no one starts with those weapon types.
>>530370306>he didnt take gender studiesrip
>>530370094Because I said to
2 days until 3bug goes away...what then?
>>530370386yys is cuddlesexual
>>530370582Hopefully they get added permanently.
>>530370582It's back to Adel for another round, then 3bug, and Fulghor last. Then the next batch, starting with Gladius.
>>530370552What occupation do you have know with your degree in gender studies?
>>530370458I think that how I think of sex is immoral and gross, and so if I just didn't feel those things I wouldn't have to bother having to constantly feel like I'm doing wrong
Why do you? Or did you mean you also wish that I was
>>530370582Adelle, singer of night returns
>>530365987>but routing specifically for chests is full retarddumb faggot is acting like its not just one factor out of many that affects routing, no its either NOT WORTH NEVER GO TO A CHEST or YOU MUST ROUTE TO IT
howe about you see the fucking chest marked so you know its worth taking a 30 sec run to it? Meanwhile if you dont have em marked you are NOT doing this for every spot
Where's Flora, Palemoon of the Night
lil bro thinks hes slick hahaha
>>530368867You can solo it if you donโt like co-op. Played the whole game myself without ever going online.
>>530370752>I think that how I think of sex is immoral and grosselaborate
>Why do you?I want to stop thinking with my dick, it's going to get me in trouble one day
>>530371095just found a game on niggerg sorry you guys are having some trouble
>>530370890You mean Florida? the heck is a flora?
>>530370750A lot of colleges nowadays will force you to take fluff classes like that even if youโre going into STEM stuff.
>>530371270of course it's the two incest product
>>530371270oh hell nawwww what are yung bluds doinggg :skull emoji skull emoji: :laughter emoji: :100 emoji:
Ggs, no idea why we skipped Castle boss though, it was only Tree Sentinel.
i'm playing for the first time by myself and i gotta say, everything sucks, you don't deal damage, you have no time for anything and bosses are always mob then recycled er boss than can one shot you. why even bother letting me play offline when this game was clearly made for coop poofsters?
>>530371270fucking lel they share one braincell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmG0yvphyfY
>>530371576solo is significantly easier than coop hahaha looks like you got filtered
>>530371270what's up with this resolution?
>>530371576Wow your first game didn't go well? Your literal very first game? Guess that's a balance problem
>get frenzied burst
>team keeps running away from stonebug causing him to chase them
>I whiff every spell because of this
How to make Guardian good
Step 1. Decide to play Guardian
Step 2. Open up MH Wilds
Step 3. Play Lance
Hope this guide helps
>>530371270>Unga>Duchessokay
>>530371916>playing milds
>>530371705anon downloaded it from tiktok what did you expect
>play with two randoms who manage to die to the mages in the fort while I did crystallian
>we do other shit, half a day passes
>have the choice between invasion area in south-east and doing castle (crucible)
>I ping castle, easy runes + choice between 3 talismans
>guy pings invasion area, we are level 5 only
>go to castle anyway to solo crucibles, other two guys get murdered instantly, die twice and then leave
>solo bug duo because it's easy
explain this shit to me
why do people want invasion areas so badly? so far they've been mostly a waste of time and certainly not worth picking over any castle
or am I wrong?
nightfarer for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyNu5i_6lKA
>>530372123They're good early if you just bait out the invader and collect a juicy purple wep. That's the main reason to do it. Could've always done it the next day tho
>>530371916Lance is the most boring weapon possible in Monster Hunter, what is this supposed to prove?
Much better than the Gladius run.
>>530371704actually nevermind tell me you whore
>>530372303Raider is quite literally SHARTku
>>530372123i think people just see something unique on the map and get fomo
>>530372420No that would be DB, CB, or IG
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md5: 7aab194289a4269cc433ba6ec18c24f5
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2/3 psn all bosses except replace 2bug with 3bug.
>>530372610I'm just
>>530372516The other schizo can kill himself tho
>>530372694Slowest inspect element, schizo. Only real proof you can give is (You) making a webm refreshing the page on that post to prove you're not a inspect element cuck
>>530372540Wrong.
>DBDemon gauge management makes this fun. You are mobile as fuck and can often guardpoint through attacks.
>CBYou have a variety of different things you can do, plus big explosions.
>IGYou can attack with the bug, just collect extracts, or combo the two. You're also mobile as FUCK.
You know what you do with Lance? You poke. That's it. You move slow as fuck and you poke. It's absolute dogshit that a cavalry weapon is meant to be used on foot AND there's a mildly more interesting option in Gunlance, which is literally just Lance except sometimes there's an explosion too. Boring as fuck. Capcom should've removed Lance generations ago.
>>530372658The real Nightreign experience
>>530372658you're my favourite memeposter in the general
>>530353216>dual zimsngmi
>>530372357we had the choice between this and castle on crater, it's too far SE to even consider doing on day 2 as well. the position of that camp was that bad
>>530372480probably, considering they were dying to the mages of all things I felt like it was a bad choice, judging by the HP they were getting demolished as well. i just don't care because if people leave it's a free win
>>530372894Does the both health get nerfed to solo levels if two people leave?
>>530370306It means volcel. Everyone else responding is just getting triggered that theres a term for someone that isnt also an insult.
>>530373140it definitely doesn't
>>530373194Volcel mean voluntarily celibate. Asexual means you dont want to fuck anyone. Its the same thing, you just get heart palpitations when anything remotely woke is brought up, because you're fragile.
>>530370306sour grapes the sexuality
>>530373332okay man I'm too drunk to argue more than this, but a volcel is somebody who feels sexual attraction to people but chooses not to have sex, and an asexual is somebody who doesn't feel sexual attraction towards people
>>530373140>>530373332you are wrong
some asexuals have partners and have sex to please said partners so it aint volcel
When 3bugs leave, I think I'm gonna take a break from the game until duos which I'll play a bit and then it'll be what I play almost exclusively I guess.
opinion of recluse mains?
>>530373494>too drunkFuck off
>>530373332You need to go back though stop trying so hard redditor
>>530373332Asexual feels like a more innate lack of interest that cannot really be roused, while volcel is just chastity and lacks the implication of anything stopping desire from occurring, if that makes sense?
>>530372694Oh, sorry
I just tend to think of violent things a lot in relation to sexual things, when I wish I was able of not doing that. I tell myself it's a choice and so okay but I know that I can't think normally when I try to
>>530373626sexo: the nightfarer
>>530373626free use sluts
i miss when people could just not want a relationship because it's a pain in the ass without some cunt labeling them "AseXuAl" just to make another token out of them
>>530371193>in addition to being buried in debt you get a healthy jewish mindfucking on the sidegreat deal
>>530373626either the best dps on the team or insta 3 bar'd
>>530373645>>530373539>>530373494desu I was just going for the barest 101 because I expected people here to be gibberish retards who actually dont know what the word asexual means. I didnt expect lefties to come out and throw the 102 over my intro one liner.
>>530373658>>530372820The schizo bitch proved himself to be a inspect element cuck, nothing to be sorry about
>>530371576Obviously to fool suckers like you who want a single player game. Itโs very much a back end feature. The game was designed around coop so if you donโt want to youโre kind of fucked
>>530373821What is wrong with you?
>>530371193They force you to take a humanities course, usually. I did anthropology for mine. You dont have to take gender studies or whatever, that would he stupid. Dont boogeyman yourself into thinking the world is more insane than it is.
>>530373949I despise liars
>>530373810it's not leftist to know what an asexual is, even though I am a leftie
>>530366876Except I didnโt make the post. Just curious what the hell itโs supposed to mean
2/3 all bosses except 2bug psn.
>>530365661>fotm gachabut enough about shartreign
>>530374015a disgusting liberal kind of lefty or a REAL socilist leftist?
>>530374015It is, actually. Ask your boomer relatives what's an asexual and youd be lucky to get back "what, like sea sponges?"
>>530373949Oh, forgot to type "See"
See
>>530372820
>>530362934we are back in the queue psbros
2/3 join up
>>530373810Don't call me a leftie nigga my country doesn't even have a two party system :(
Fr though this place is less than conductive to serious discussions 99% of the time so even if everyone here knew liblore, it'd be impossible to gauge the real IQ in the room
>>530367205So true
>>530367338>drunk anti-guardian retardBroken clock, twice a day, etc.
>>530374102Goddam I remember when I was a liberal high schooler thinking that was the left wing. How times change.
>>530374102a disillusioned and fatalistic kind of leftie
>>530374112my boomer relatives are too obsessed with hating jews than caring about this stuff
my uncle once said his second favourite person in the world was hitler
>>530374349unc sounds based
>>530366940this one has an indian accent making it impossible to take seriously so its fine :)
>>530368068Your momma last night
>>530368251Ugly art
>>530368331Based
>>530374349that's what happens to your emotional status after a lifetime of dystopian living (capitalism)
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>>530366940Why would you be afraid of birds when fish exist?
>>530374574Because fish can't get to me easily while I'm on land
>>530373691you will fit in our group and you will like it
>>530373645Asexual means you're literally attracted to nothing and don't get aroused at all. It's an extremely literal meaning that retards have sullied like they do everything.
>>530373691just turn into a monk or priest
Executor desperately needs a rework
>make his parrying his passive
>make his slash his active, make it go further and give it iframes
>downgrade ARC scaling to B
he's obviously good at the moment but he's just awkward to play
they should make a new ARC character that uses curved swords that is the status main
>>530371916the last time I remember lance being good was all the way back in tri
is it actually good again in wilds?
>>530368867>>530369664Your first impressions are very much correct. Just remember no refunds.
>>530374306What do you mean what. Some retard fooled you with inspect element here pretending both these two weren't his posts but just one instead
>>530372470>>530371893And tricked you into saying something you didn't want to say. An atrocious repugnant liar
>>530369658The post that possibly saved (but not for certain) this putrid rancid dogshit thread and general (which is ironic given the animal)
GG Wylderbros, was a close shave (i had 3 wending graces)
>>530374771I can imagine lack of attraction but definitely not lack of arousal, it's literally just a reaction of your organism to stressors that don't even have to be sexual in nature, any pump of adrenaline should work
>>530374941I should post the pictures of the rabbit that I saw in my backyard the other day
>>530374897why are you being a schizo
>>530374784i'am an atheist and jerk off all the time
>>530370306The only response you need
>>530373459>>530374015What a gross thing to admit to
>>530374941Definitely the best post tonight, no competition
Will probably show it to my mom
>>530375067Hell yeah post rabbit
Is it just me or do people just not play melee characters in this game? Like, in my past runs I've been the only melee character, my teammates are always some combination of Recluse, Ironeye, and Revenant. I haven't seen a wylder, raider, guardian, duchess or even another executor in ages.
>>530374015>>530374102>>530374237>>530374349>>530374569This is not your tankoid shit eating subreddit hugbox. Get back on topic or get lost you actual freaks.
>>530375217Update us on whether or not she thinks you took that picture
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqBMJ5dcjOo
does anyone wanna do this with me
>I've been playing and losing with actual commie leftoids
Damn. It all makes sense now
>>530375302I have the complete opposite experience, I almost never see recluses or revenants
Is it me or are duchess players just grabbing and using seals now?
>>530375390I live in skunkless lands and she knows what 4chan is
>>530375302I almost exclusively play melee characters and the fact I got worse at the game after pwning as iron eye with my first two games as him makes me worried I'll never recover.
>>530375217the wide shot I took of it is 6 MB and I can't be assed to convert it
>>530375553no reason to not use black flame
>>530375553bugs gotta burn somehow
>>530375620>>530375616Let me rephrase: Why are duchess players hoarding seals when partied with recluses or revenants?
>>530375419Hey it works lmao, I reported it
>>530375613Excellent post druidanon, thank you again and let us know if you got more wild critters in your backyard
>>530375496Do you think they use the niggerg password?
>>530375503Damn. I almost always get either a recluse or a revenant. Recently had a run with 2 revenants.
>>530375554โฆ your mom knows what 4chan is? Why?
>drop star of ruin staff with collapsing stars
>duchess ignores it
>drop carian regal scepter
>they notice
>drop bolt spear
>wylder and duchess ignore it
Maybe this is a sign to stop sharing.
>>530375613>>530375804Catch it and eat it. Wild rabbits can very quickly become a nuisance and a pest.
>the revenant in my last game was a loot goblincute :3
>>530375771of course they do, I've never met a commie who wasn't a liar and a hypocrite. They will gladly use niggerg in private and then disparage it when asked.
>>530375841We have a great relationship and I tell her about my interests, even if they're passing. She also knows about furries and thinks they're degenerates
She's also a shitposter extraordinaire and constantly gets banned on fb for antisemitism
>>530375908if someone spam pings a weapon i make sure to ignore it
I just tried powerstanced flails in the sparring grounds and WOW this sucks. Is this the worst powerstanced set in the game?
>>530376065me but theres dozens of us doe
>>530375735I see rabbits almost every day, but this pic is from the parking lot of an outlet mall
>>530375975yeah tell me about it, can't grow shit in the backyard because of these fuckers
I feel like I play pretty conservatively but I still get caught by Faurtumus' roars even when I notice the tail shake. It's too fast and the aoe is too big
>>530374897That isn't true
>>530373036yes but you got no raise
no clue about rune gain but I still had level 15
>>530376090Any powerstance that doesn't hit simultaneously is cooked. Hammers and axes for sure, katanas and daggers also suck.
I could have sworn Greathammers and Greataxes had shibt movesets in base ER, not sure if I'm remembering wrong or if they changed it for NR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDrjXSL-2Iw
lol i get this reference revenant is a gremlin like umaru chan
>>530376032Ok she sounds cool. I wish I had that kind of relationship with my mom but at the same time I could never really see it. Take care of her bud
>>530376197Whatever. What is true is that you're p
>>530376148How is there snow?
>>530376339the picture is from february
>>530376268Yeah I've always agreed with this. The only exception for me were the Death Knight Axes but that was mostly because of the ash and the 1h axe set is alright.
>>530372821>Press 1 button>Infinite demon mode forever>CB>Boring two button mashing>IG>Being on the ground is better than being in the air>Lance>Has four different defensive options, all of which have different use cases while also being the most mobile ground based weapon in the gameYour butthurt is DELICIOUS.
>>530376338What?
>>530376401That makes sense, snow is a lot more common in winter than summer
2/3 queued for all bosses, please join!!
>>530376336Thanks anon, I got a crazy good job and spoil her whenever I can. Sorry to hear about your mom issues, we do be only getting one shot at having good parents don't we
>>530376090Flails should hit twice, and power stance should hit four times. Missed opportunity for it being the status king.
any info or guess how hardmodes will go in a few days? rotational bosses endlessly or a full roster of all hardmodes to queue up for
maddy it up
troon it up
'zuk it up
and then 'ox it down with the yemmy gemmy bbc girl at tiff unf unf unf yeag
>>530376469>That makes sense, snow is a lot more common in winter than summeryes thank you captain obvious
>>530376567>>530376336please stop making me feel bad about my own relationship with my mom
>>530364461God I can't stop farting but it's like I have to keep pushing them out because they're big and gassy and I feel really relieved afterwards. Also I love the smell, but I'm afraid I'll shart myself.
>>530376148Do you get any wild boars in your area? Asking for a friend
>>530364461Consolidate into niggerg you mean
>>530364505
>>530376638From I'm what understanding It's going to be Adel this week then Fulghor the following week. The Newer Sovereign Bosses will be in August.
>source : my ass
>>530364461ive had enough post-match passive aggressive bitchy little comments. im playing randos now
>>530370871>howe about you see the fucking chest marked so you know its worth taking a 30 sec run to it?it's not worth 30 seconds lol
>>530376873I haven't seen any myself, at least not on this continent
if this next boss is just a rerun of super adel that would be really lame
>>530377258there will be a twist
trust the plan
>>530377258Weren't people bitching that they miss gigadel?
>>530369467Is he about to be served a fresh toddler?
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so when do we get new nightfarers?
the amount of damage ironeye's mark does when it pops is absurd
>>530377917Q4 2025, if you believe the words of a small indie studio
Whoever dropped thar Vykes for me thanks, it carried me the rest of the run. Had thar carian crest talisman and just spammed that ass for huge damage.
>decided to do a 3bugs session with randoms after friends got off
>Rev leaves because he died in the storm, and kept running back in and dying for the entirety of the night 1 boss fight
>clear anyway because we had city, and i left the moth to Ironeye while i took the scorpion
>check Rev account
>chinese
why do the chinese suck at this game?
>>530377937Its the same as the damage it took to pop it again. So like Restage but yknow, actually good.
>>530376424>Press 1 button>Infinite demon mode foreverWrong. You have to upkeep it.
>Boring two button mashingWrong. Gather and release.
>Being on the ground is better than being in the airAlways was. This is not a criticism.
>Has four different defensive optionsYou mean like "shield" and "move slowly"? Struggling to think of the remaining two.
>while also being the most mobile ground based weapon in the gameYou must be trolling at this point. It's too funny otherwise. You know Lance is the least-picked weapon for a reason, right? (That reason is because it's boring shit)
>>530375908Sounds like you had a Duchess that wasn't fuckin braindead for once and didn't call for the caster Duchess meme.
>>530375350Uh oh, someone's triggered.
>>530375908Today I ignored two people dropping me devourers scepter independently. Reason? I wanted to use those star fists I got on raider because I don't want to use the same shit every game
Like the thought is appreciated but I don't feel obligated to take the offer. If someone picks something for me I also assume that was just their alternative to picking some shit like 5 hp on block on recluse
>>530378865>used the same image>AGAINGoddamnit we're not even in page nine yet
>>530378865Nice spamming/flooding kiddo
>>530379093it's the only NR pic he has saved to do troll OPs with, he doesn't play the game
>>530379349should I even bother making another thread?
>>530357506>augur p3>arena fills with water>sekiro style swimming>now you have to chase him around in 3D space >nukes spawn in pairs, drop towards each other, gotta kill both to destroy them
>>530378580>โhey xhir, donโt dilate here ok? this isnโt the first place for thatโ>โUmmmmm le triggered much chuddie?? Heh, canโt handle a stronk commie warrior 4channer huh????โI wish you would pull the trigger aimed at your head thatโs for sure
>>530378580shut up cuck no one likes you or your kind
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>>530379652It's probably good if we do, he's just samefag spamming that other one already
>>530380109ur crying cuz its true
>>530380516Putting both passwords in is just going to split people even more. Like making a 2nd general does. So can we all agree this is proof niggerg is just a psyop the whole time?
>>530382040People are using niggerg though so I don't see why not put it into the OP unless you're trying to control what people do, which is the real tranny psyop shit
>>530382160Don't pretend to be stupid at me.
>>530382281Okay retard. Meanwhile I've been using niggerg and having a blast because I know the seething /dsg/ troon can't post that one on fextra, so I'm actually playing with /erg/. I don't care if others would rather play on erg, which is advertised outside of here. It's no concern of mine. You're really obviously trying to push shit onto people, stop
>>530382040I could not careless. You sad ill man. All your excuses have no point other than to annoy and waste others time. May Death be upon your worthless existence