>>530274374>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM
What are common tells when reading discards?
>>530349162If you her a noise that sounds like "Raughn" after discarding it's likely someone was waiting on that tile
>>530347843Spiders are your friend anon they kill the real undesirables.
>>530349162If they discard a tile they didn't need it!
>>530349586How do I know what someone needs?
>>530349701They have 4 calls including hatsu and haku pon, they've tsumogiri'd the last 4 discards and you have to push a live chun for tenpai
>>530349431Riichi for the free oya mangan
Post the deal-in
>>530349916Japs on that site are shitting on Ohtani too
evens read
Odds don't read
0 read but for real
>>530349576>>530349587>>530349727>>530349914I dama'd here. My reasoning was that I wanted the winrate increase, 7700 direct from anyone puts us in a decent enough spot going forward, and tsumo gives the (fake) mangan.
MAKA just sends it here, Mortal instead showing some restraint like me.
Hinaichigo's team is at the top nano!! Come watch Rozen Maiden Zurรผckspulen with us this weekend nano!!
Unyuu?
L-League qualification needs positive, not negative points? It's Hinaichigo's fault we're probably not advancing? Hinaichigo is getting benched again?
N-no... I... B-BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>530350363What will you do now that ypu can't read your own post
>>530348937 (OP)This episode was hilarious
>>530350460Why are you asking if you know he can't read your post either?
How much do we have to pay to get the loud = funny hedgehog to commentate a league match
>>530349431Riichi, trust me
Round 2 - riichi or dama?
>>530350547To make fun of him
>>530350549I already booked Tsuchida for finals
>>530350363>anon lost the ability to read his hand>anon lost the ability to read the bakyou>anon lost the ability to read the wallGrim
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>>530350686drop the 9p, seems safe enough. dont wanna lose your lead here.
>>530350439As expected of janku like you Hinaichigo. If I'd played all games, the Alice Game would already be over.
>>530350686if you're cutting musuji into ippatsu just riichi
>>530350686yeah but drop the 7m for riichi
>>530349431I'm waiting for the Jane post exposing this guy.
>>530350439Dollkeks are at -183.1. All they have to do is win a quintuple yakuman and... they still won't be positive!
>>530351676Fuck off retard
>>530351872So this is how's it gonna be, huh?
Jane, get to work.
>>530350793>>530350984>>530351148>>530351510>>530351627Here I thought that 25s aren't genbutsu for shimocha, so the winrate increase of my dama should be marginal compared to the 4th han I get from the 2s? Also the chance of a big tsumo for even more points, why not? I guess there's some argument that the other two will fold guaranteed now (prioritizing oya, me) and even the ultimate yasume of 2s ron is still decent with the sticks, if either of the two happened to push
Folding here is not really in my playbook. Way too early to give up on this hand imo, even with these scores.
How do I make sound files work on 4chan again?
Round 3 - riichi or dama?
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>>530352313>again?again? they never stopped working
>>530352520riichi this time
>>530352520>terminal wait ryanmen on row 1easy rrrrrrreach
>>530352313Works on my machine
>>530352963Fix that stutter first then we'll talk
>>530352535>>530352823They used to work for me and then they stopped after an update and I never felt like figuring out what happened
>>530353272Eh?
That extension hasn't been updated in years at this point
>>530353272Did you try uninstalling whatever virus you had and installing the extension everyone uses?
>>530353272I had that happen, and then I fixed it somehow. I can't remember how. Hope this helps.
>>530353272The extended version of 4chanX can play soundfiles
Try that instead of the stand alone scrip
>>530352742>>530352763>>530353014This one was a bit more straight-forward, but the thought of maximizing 4th place avoidance creeped up to my mind here and went "you could maximize winrate here to throw toimen off the dealer seat, so you can pretty much guarantee not getting 4th here"
then I rebuked it with "winning just 2000 here isn't going to give me a comfortable enough lead, and the wait is already really good even if I riichi" so I just sent it.
>>530353272it just werks on my machine with https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds
check if you can load the sound file URL if it doesn't work with that one, and check adblockers/privacy extensions
Bonus round. A test of character, even.
Riichi or dama?
>>530353272Unmute your tab.
>>530354397riichi for the shortcut to baiman
>>530354397dama this hand can be a lot better than shittoi
>>5303543972m riichi, puts you in mangan instead of shiitoi 6400 and 9m is a decent wait
>>530354587>>530354657>>530355059Here I thought "this is a dama" but I swiftly discarded that thought because I'm too much of a chiitoischizo to dama this. I'm going for gold. :^)
The bots will never understand chiitoi anyway
>>530354738you clearly have a vision that I don't, but that's fair
>>530355621>baimantold you so :^)
>>530355621I was just hoping this was a failed riichi where you drew a million backfires and I was trying to look like a mahjong genius, I would take the chiitoi 100% of the time
>>530355621Also forgot to mention 4th place kamicha instantly chased my riichi, so the makings of everything going to shit were right there. In case you're wondering why you might want to dama this :^)
>>530355621>not in 1st, scrapping for 2nd and it's already south 2>big gap to 4th place>decent wait with none of the winning tiles out>riichi is mangan minimumhow is this not the positive EV play? bots are retarded
>bragging luckshitting
ohnonono retard
>they're making memes with my AI sloppa Steve
It's so fucking over
>>530356414my steve will make it to the big leagues someday...
>>530356671One of our anons is posting the Hannah edits over there too, it's bad
>>530355621Now go back to your tupapillu duty
>>530357680>real picture with no AI enhancement
>>530356262it's probably that the difference between 6400 and 8000 isn't that big compared to the winrate loss (especially of the direct hit since toimen should snap fold)
you also maintain the option to fold against 4th place
6400 off anyone here is a decently comfortable 2nd place spot for S3 and S4
>>530355621>didn't censor characterjane's gonna get you
>>530358643Everyone already knows it's the finn retard
Majsoul Friends Room 48250(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48250
One game normal rules
room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5qHzPlGRY&list=RDej5qHzPlGRY&start_radio=1
I will now play your client.
>>530359471no you wont
himebrows are dead
>>530354002NTA, but I had the same problem and this fixed it.
Albeit it's not like the old one that would show the timer.
>>530359471Aged better than Fu Ji
>>530359530Not doxxing the ceiling of my work so you can find me
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Why were himebros so soulful whle citykeks are so cringe?
>>530356671>>530357680How do I gen these cute Steves?
>>530359953Just feed it a Steve emote and proompt
>>530360015Site doko? I've never genned anything...
My teammate started playing with horses and now he's deranking and unable to get a top in l-league. It's so over for our team
>>530360625>l-leagueyeah it's been over for you for a while
>>530359861Because LukeGAWD is a himebro and he's my FUARKING hero
>>530360195I used chatgpt
>>530358643are janekeks genuinely this retarded
>he doesn't know players by their tileback and tablecloth alone
>>530361075if you want to get out of that position just win
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>>530361071Unlimited Blade Works
Pudding
Who am I?
>>530361429No one relevant
>>530352103>>530350418Finally some decent fuckin wwyds thank you for saving this thread
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table coffee:
Zodiac Jyanshi (-46.6),
Hannah Yome (-7.1),
ๆตทๅบXI (121.4),
Bakyou Heat (-0.7)
>>530361429You're loud and obnoxious
You like yaku that rhyme
You complain about dama in friendlies
But do it half the time
>>530359079ggs. Don't have enough time for another.
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>>530359079Hmp. I was making something good there and you ruined it. gg
>>530362365>"NOOO MY SHIITOI MANGAN"Who cares?
>>530362592honroutou chiitoi is cool though
>>530362447I wish EMA had anything like this. Instead it's ran by some boomer italian who can't even respect the fucking WRC as an event
>>530362592Without love can't be see.
>>530363226Abhorrent post.
I have come in response to your summons.
>>530359953did it with chatgpt, do not tell the AI the characteres is from mahjong soul tho, just "hey do X for this character here, let's name her steve or something"
TABLE TEA
https://youtube.com/live/9pVfy_kSeBQ?feature=share
Legend of the Celestial Teapot
Yakupara Cat Cafรฉ
Team
Ransei No Tabi
TABLE COFFEE
>>530362245
a37-1
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T-T-TEAM 9 C-CAPTAIN
>>530364707why are you showing the rigging on screen?
>team 9 is doxxing IDs
It's fucking over
>>530364707Legendary line-up at this table
>team 9 used team 9 as a cover for their hacking team
>streaming intro in browser
soul...
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Would you chii this 4p?
>>530365890Nah just cut 5p
the absolute state of burger hours streams
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>no delay POV
>>530365890no... it doesn't really help
>every emote is kodomo
Cringe
>>530365890not unless you have some meta reason to believe shimo will fold because of it
the absolute state of hanners
Don't snipe the fat cats stream, that would be cheating
Wow would you look at that, Cheaterpara sent the luckshitting Sara again
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Hoshino?
>>530366387I'm at work I can't play
>this table is just a captain shitting on his team stream
Please Hoshino. The captain is going to groom you ever harder now
>>530366425You can't discard 3s so it has to be 4m surely.
>>530366921its over for him. I warned him before, but is late.
Sanshoku is a big boy yaku. Bad players can't get it.
>>530366568>>530366765>>530366964I didn't like taking a bad wait
Was 3s really that bad?
I don't mind getting groomed if anon is filthy rich
I owe the bank over 300k for my home
>>5303671704m was 1 chance and shimo's last tedashi was 5s so 3s seems pretty suicidal by comparison
>>530367185this but just the first 5 words
>>530366932Get back to work
>>530367170looks horrible after that 5s drop and 4m is half suji+5m one chance+sotogawa kinda
>>530367170Hand read it is an open hand you can see the 7s earlier and now he has cut the 5s. He either has a completed shape there or a wait and looking at his full discards we are 100% sure he is tenpai. 45s is up there at 50/50 to deal in which is much more than your typical dangerous tile.
With 4m I'm looking at the 1m in the pools very recent, I'm seeing the one chance, I'm seeing the 5m earlier, by read I'm seeing this passing easily. Then again I'm very used to reading pools and getting fucked by it.
>>530364707somehow the kodocirno emotes work for every situation here
>>530362843A /mjg/ league similar to ARML would be fun as well
>retarded commentators can't identify the hypergreed nan atoatozuke
groom and rape mikoposters without giving them a single cent
>>530368349that's why they are in L-League
>>530368160do it for fall league
and just like that, the grooming will continue
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shan't
>changing the name of the OG koromo cirno emote to pretend it's yours
>>530368901different baseline looper
>>530368775Should've came up with a better filename
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>>530368901this one also has a funny voice thoughbeit
Convince me to purchase the Steve outfit. I already bought the tickets
>>530369849Steve sideboob
>>530369849It's mid and will be back next year for you to buy, save the tickets
>>530369989>showing off her armpitsWhat a slut.
>>530369849Save for the super kool animated Kristmas Eve outfit and get this one on the next rerun if you really like it.
>>530370247This isn't a friendly wtf
Is there a way to play with mortal telling me what to do? I'm just tired of trying to learn by having people explain retarded theory poorly to me and blaming me for not understanding, then telling me you can't flowchart while telling me to follow a bot that literally flowcharts. I don't want to cheat I just want to practice.
>>530370507himechads, we need your help
>>530370507https://github.com/shinkuan/Akagi
>>530370507Mortal doesn't flowchart, it just hallucinates based on game logs.
BASED COMMENTATOR
FUCK SHITOI
Akochan flowcharts thoughbeit
LET'S GO ROBERT
WE ARE SO BACK
>>530370507Your mistake is thinking mortal follows a flowchart.
It literally just plays by feel based on the informations shown to it.
>>530370507If you actually wanted to practice with mortal for some retarded reason you would just go over a random log with it
I can beat mortal on tenhou
>>530370507>I don't want to cheat I just want to practice.Read the book and apply the theory. You do the same shit with math in school, or any skill really.
>experts calling adepts bad
>>530371125Everyone can if they get lucky, though
>>530371174Honestly when I do it they all deal into each other and I just sit there
>>530371135I never studied in school. I either understood it instantly or failed. I'm at the point where I simply don't believe I can understand recommendations people give me, the best I can do is be exposed to mortal's picks before I pick them over and over and over until it sinks in.
>>530371087I can't handle doing that anymore.
If you use do not join my friendly rooms
>>530371449so you're going to cheat until a detective catches you and you get banned
>>530371449>I never studied in school. I either understood it instantly or failed. I'm at the point where I simply don't believe I can understand recommendations people give me, the best I can do is be exposed to mortal's picks before I pick them over and over and over until it sinks in.Based.
Literally NGMI.
>>530371578that shitty detective will never catch me
>captains talking about raising anon as if he was a horse girl
>>530371578>>530371560I only want to do it in games against bots. I don't want to cheat.
No one offered me any help or did log reviews, they just let me die
>>530371831Learn to swim or drown.
This is how the strong do it.
>>530371831Nobody does traditional log reviews anymore unless you're on the same league team, post a wwyd.
Why study mahjong when you can be like the oblivious luckshitters in the general and just enjoy the game.
>>530371770>cheating against AI
>>530372070I don't enjoy the game, if you've seen the dama ron skips I've had to do in friendlies...
>>530371770so, in jade room?
>>530372021I wouldn't even ask here for help, I skyrocketed from low expert to jade the moment I stopped asking for advice here.
>>530372186>I skyrocketed from low expert to jadeGold isn't that hard thoughbeit
>>530372186fail to see how those 2 are related
>>530371770you aren't going to learn anything from trying to copy mortal's discards if you don't understand the explanations from other people or from books especially if you can't handle going over logs with it, I can only imagine your meltdown when it decides to deviate from its normal dragon discard order because it has 2 disconnected ryuuiisou tiles
>>530372250The jong furry got to master 1 and went all the way back to adept 2 thoughbeit
>>530371449Being gifted is hard because a lot of stuff comes easy to you and then you get in the mindset of thinking everything will always be easy. You need to work harder, thatโs how you get ahead. Retards will get their business degree and get a way better job than you because you checked out when you were 16 and dropped out of college after talking philosophy 1
>>530371831Last year my saints help me review all my games, this year my saints just told me "it was mostly ok" and "unlucky", then called it a day.
>>530372250Gold is genuinely hard if you follow RB1 advice, which only applies to good players.
You need to play like a retard to get out of gold, playing smart actively punishes you.
>>530372520Unironically the most braindead post on mjg in 2025
>>530372415How do I work harder exactly?
>>530372402and now he's back to expert 3
>>530372697Stop scrolling TikTok, faceberg, plebbit, 4chan, etc. stop jerking off every day, put some pants on when you wake up the morning and go do the shit that will lead you to the life you want to live. You know what you need to do
>>530372426Reviewing takes time and effort. Both of these are limited. I'm not doing reviews if people don't look like they give a fuck.
What did this jonger deal into, why is he so negative
>>530372607It's true though.
The same applies to silver.
>>530372819I gave the most fucks in my team thoughbeit
>>530372520rb1 is the "get to master 1 or get your money back" book thoughbeit
>>530372415>giftedNone of what you described was being "gifted" it's just pure apathy.
Japanese silver room is stronger than global gold room, the players consistently score B-A+ maka rankings
>>530372816Bro I'm gonna be honest and this isn't mahjong related but my life is fucked in ways beyond fixing. Me living the "life I want to live" is basically trying to figure out why I shouldn't kill myself. I have no idea what I should be doing or why.
>>530373024shut up faggot
>>530373075Have you tried getting a job and being a cog in the machine like me?
>>530373075Donโt you have any passions? Music? Film? Finance? Coding? Try to find something between what youโre good at and what you enjoy and follow it
>didn't get coached
>did better than last year
heh another easy win for the koromo
>>530372864I don't know, you tell me.
>>530372973Maybe in Japan where players aren't all retarded.
Retard mahjong is won by luckshitters that just push and go for unconventional waits, and it's why you see saints and celestials lose and deal-in against real adepts in league all the time.
>>530373347My financial situation doesn't require a job.
>>530373420Yeah I do, and mahjong is one of them. I find any passion where I can hit a roadblock like this inevitably leads to self-destruction.
>>530373460I didn't watch the furry stream
>>530373543Is E the worst rating or can you go lower?
>>530370507Niggrometer, simply prefer discarding edge tiles. This is all you have to do to play at saint level.
>>530373512Is this why freshly promoted keksperts do so well in jade?
To fold perfectly and still deal in....
>>530373558>roadblockI think you have the wrong attitude. Iโm a relented person, generally speaking, particularly when it comes to games, what Iโve learned form thatโs experience is that there are no roadblocks; theyโre plateaus. You โlevel upโ then you hit a plateau, then you do it again, but the plateaus get longer. The people who ate really good at what they do, they play through their slumps, so to speak. You just need to keep going
>get riichi chased
>deal in on the ippatsu
>game was over for me on east 1
Literally nothing I could do
>>530374121>Literally nothing I could doDama
>>530374029I mean I've found many times that I eventually get through difficulties I've had, it just doesn't make the extreme pain that nobody else seems to be experiencing go away.
>>530374198No, cause I made it up. I just wanted to see other people post about how miserable their team experience was despite having a great team
>>530374282Everyone struggles, itโs just not something people really talk about
I'm starting to think none of you actually have bad teammates, you just lie about it in the thread.
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>>530371831I was helped, but it didnt do much to my skills.
>>530374505That bad teammate? Me.
I was the bad teammate, they got 0 points from me
>>530374282Additionally, you should just try to enjoy your life for what it is. By definition, most people will never be extraordinary. Most of us slave away and then die, and thatโs just how it is, but you can still live a good life, even if itโs ordinary
>>530374282Nobody talks about their struggles while they plateau because nobody cares, it's something everyone experiences when trying to master a skill. Do you think other people don't struggle because they aren't vocal about it? Are you retarded?
>>530370507just learn basic theory, review your games and learn from your mistakes you massive retard
>>530374440>Jane only shows up after S*** finishes streaming leagueHmmmm
>>530374880Someone is trying to frame him.
>>530374827I have no idea what most people's experiences are like.
>>530374745I certainly haven't lived an ordinary life, but I'll try to enjoy it for what it is.
Bravo another meltdown therapy session
posting >names is still posting >names even if you attach a picture of jane
>>530375190It has gotten too retarded for me to deal with, I'm out
>>530374079>random guy has a some type of mental block that doesn't allow him to do something he desires>random people try to force a solution instead of trying to understand the problem and then lash out when the simple solution doesn't work>"I would love to see more colors" says the dog>"then just use your eyes" replies the shrimp mantis>"but how?!" asks the dog>"you fucking moron!" *SPEED OF SOUND PUNCH*
>>530375485We're not your therapy group thoughbeit
1-3 friendly
4-6 ranked
7-9 anime
0 the next poster below me dies on his sleep tonight
I've learned as little as possible from my teammates and league as a whole.
My average mortal score went from 80 to 80 and from B+ to B+ on maka this league over 0 ranked games.
Still jobbed almost everything. Still jobbing almost everything. And yes, I didn't improve as a player since I keep schizo safe tiles.
I never played well because I played like a giganigger retard since I was tired.
My captain is likely mad at me even if he didn't say anything, I know, because he's a sanma player.
My higher rank teammates probably think I'm a gigaretard and I don't blame them, but it's to be expected because I think I didn't play well even despite being lucky. But it's easy to prove when you are an FOC.
I can't say I tried, I definitely wasn't strong enough
I'm sorry everyone.
>>530375585time for the ranked mines, bucko
>>530375485Kind of weird that Howie is faulted for thinking he doesn't know how to do it when the lady clearly doesn't know how to help him.
>>530375652I accidentally queued hanchan instead of tonpuu that steve poster should have gotten hit by the stray bullet
>>530375759How do you die on someone's sleep thoughbeit
>>530375572As if therapy will do something for them, lol.
Some people are just impossible to repair.
I'm just saying that making fun of them or getting angry and backlashing is pointless and cruel, just move on.
>>530375071Life is good man. Itโs hard, but thereโs a lot of stuff to be appreciative of. If I could I would live forever because I love playing games and shit. That makes all the bad shit worth it
How do you not know how to pet a dog? Are you retarded?
tonpuu is gay and retarded
How do I post amaekoromo-0.png?
>>530375897Please help me I can't figure it out
No really do I have to rename my screenshots just to keep you people from knowing it's me every time
>>530375865True, they should be sent off to an asylum without any internet so they can stop shitting up my oritental themed dominos thread
>>530375851there is a very famous horror movies character who helps with that
>>530375897whenever I try, they get angry at me for no reason
>>530374282>>530375071if the pain is that serious then have you ever sought out actual therapy? Having someone whose job it is to sit there and dedicate his or her energy to deeply understanding you can be invaluable.
t. speaking from experience with my own therapist who has really helped me out
>>530376081Are you black?
>>530376081Well I'm sorry, but that means that you're an evil person with a wicked soul. Maybe take back your oaths to Satan if you want animals to trust you again.
>>530375485Confucius say, "a penguin can flap its wings 'till its bones break but it'll never fly like a dove pigeon."
>>530376081Dogs never get angry at me, must be a you problem.
>>530376081All dogs have been hating me since forever.
I wonder if they can smell the autism and that scares them.
Sometimes I wonder if there's a non-zero chance that someone actually did kys after I tell them to kys.
>>530376049you also have to black out the room name, the portraits, titles, scores, tilebacks, tablecloth, and if the schizo is really dedicated enough, cover up the discards
>>530376409Some anons did kill themselves over internet meanies.
>>530376409I don't tell people to kys but I imagine it would be weird if they kissed their sister after you told them to
>>530376393I'm severely autistic and almost all dogs love me.
>>530376409If I kill myself any moment now please be assured that you had nothing to do with it
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>>530376867I see TO has started the rigging
>>530376158Yeah, I just like to talk sometimes other places as well. Also my therapist is on vacation this week. I appreciate the help.
>>530376867>losing to teapotsExplain yourselves dollfags.
Despite my team jobbing immensely, I thoroughly enjoyed this league and creating OC all the while. I just wish the spark inside of me didn't die at the end, I wanted to make more but can't bring myself to.
I would have loved to do more this league but my job has ruined my life
>>530377307I can shoot you in the back of the head before all the hype dies down, if you'd prefer.
>>530376393>>530376652I bring the type of aura to a dogs gathering that makes all dogs start barking and wiggling their tails and then begging me for pets.
Also I've seen plenty of children point their fingers at me and say "mom he's so beautiful!".
No idea what causes it, but it's a massive ego booster when I'm reminded that just existing is a net positive for the world.
>>530376989Nah that was just pure jobbing in the second game, I wonder if the jonger didn't know that points carried over to the finals and just pushed everything cause the team couldn't possibly not qualify.
Where's this week's bunbunmaru issue?
>>530377591Their office exploded
>>530377591I blew up their office so I could see Aya's boob
>>530377392I don't really want to live anymore, so you'd be doing me a massive favor.
>>530377842Not the anon that wants to kill you, but can I get your stuff after you die?
>>530377156It's Hinaichigo's fault
>>530350439
>post league sadbrains
Make a list of anons that don't show up next year so we can have a pre-league memorial
>>530376158>therapytits or gtfo
I'm so happy that there's only like 2 luckshitters left in the finals
I've never had a cat but whenever I visit friends or family who have one, they always love to bump their heads against me
>>530378017I'll fuck your mother and give her a son that she actually loves.
>open hand
>pair of wind tiles that are not my seat or the round
>lose all motivation to play
I told you I would simply not have jobbed.
I always perform when the chips are down. It's my only advantage.
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>>530377963If they left before L-League then it's their fault
>>530378404>stab foot>hurts to stand on>lose all motivation to walk
>captain absent
>no OC
>adeptchad dies
>substitute grinches
>players disappear before the final week is over
0 and when the time comes for me to bear the weight of the heavensโ collapse, Iโll endure and save everyone again.
Everything else and I job like a retard.
>>530379024should we be concerned now
>>530377307>Despite my team jobbing immenselyYou can only job if people expected something from you. Did they?
>>530379228It's grinchlantis
My team only started liking me when we started winning.
I'm on the jonger team and everyone is still here
>>530379329My team started hating me when I started winning because I was "luckshitting too hard".
>>530379264>grinchlantis>everyone grincheswooooow how creative and original
My team was alright but I never realized how introverted most of the people here are. This is my 2nd year of league and I gotta say, yall are not very sociable. Lighten up a bit
>>530378404That's a good thing, though. It means you have an easy head for your hand, or, if you don't need one, you have two safe discards.
>>530379430No I will continue to hide in my shell and not take any risks
>>530379430My saint has talked with us like 3 times and all 3 times it was to say "good"
>>530379340That's because jongers actually play the game all the time all year.
emjaygee has a tourist problem sometimes.
>>530379430Did you really think a 4chan thread for a anime-theamed mahjong game wouldn't be filled with shy autists?
>>530379430YOU start the conversation BITCH
>>530379587It's a good saint, sir.
Our saint just called me retarded...
Normal rules
Majsoul Friends Room 67123(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67123
>>530379423we're lucky that we haven't actually grinched a session yet, even if it means sending our remaining adept into the depths once again
>>530379430I have the kind of autism that kills my ability to bond with people don't take it personal although if you talk to me I will talk back so I know I'm not in your team
>>530379430Our team could have used a r**** type of talks a lot and gets everyone else going we had to many introverts too. I'm willing to join in but I'm not the straw that stirs the drink.
>>530380002Wtf, Cristiano Ronaldo won the mahjong world cup?
>>530379430As a captain, I think it's fine if some people don't talk a lot. Everyone expresses team spirit differently, as long as they're supportive of the team then they can speak as much or as little as they like.
>>530380137No Messi of mahjong has been discovered yet.
>>530380184My captain already forgot who he drafted...
>>530371831we asked the saint on my team and he did an extensive review of my log and another teammate's log, it helped a lot and i think i've improved dramatically from those
>grind ranked and read books and solve WWYDs for months everyday
>non stop S ranks in a row
>fail to get saint
no one else even needs to try to succeed in jade but me, they just play by feel
>>530380547gold room is right there
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
my team just had non-stop ERP sessions on the sheet for for the entire league...
As King of /mjg/, I am declaring a total ban on horses.
Any found violating this shall be forcibly taken to the glue factory posthaste.
>>530380881i already know i'm consistent enough for gold saint
i was just so fucking close to that pointless dream of mine to do it the hard way
>>530381276anon our loopers get back to saint every week
>>530380547In that situation, you need to rely on Mortal.
>>530381275You've signed your death warrant.
>>530381018Can I switch teams with you? No one initiated ERP in my team.
>>530381932you can be the raped maiden then
Majsoul Friends Room 38501(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38501
Blitz, no tips dama ari
>>530382206forgot image and theme song like a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
3/4
>>530382353I will now join your room
Tenhou is scary, there are no tips so sometimes you'll accidentally put yourself in furiten
>>530379408based crab bucket team
>>530381276Rank is fleeting
What is important are the frens you made along the way
Nobody respects my riichis in ranked and will always push from 2 or 3 shanten.
The worst part is that this works half of the time.
>>530379886thanks for the game
My captain has instituted an Orwellian regime of total surveillance and censorship. We live in fear of his punishments, which increase by the day.
https://fxtwitter.com/planetabnormal/status/1942285347372609803?s=46&t=AzcWLJELLmzyZRd-5SSAcQ
Someone make this a webm+sound so I can start a new ritualpost
>>530379886>Off by 100 points. GG
>>530379886>no way this is a chiitoi and he's waiting on my two hakus>no way he's waiting on this->no way he's waiting on->no way-Bunny at least take me out to dinner first.
>>530383427blud thinks she's hoshino :skull:
>>530383427.\ffmpeg -i filename.mp4 -an -vf scale=864x486 -c:v libvpx -crf 25 -b:v 8M -c:a libvorbis filename.webm
>>530383601is this vp8 or 9
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>>530383601No idea what any of this means
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>>530383856A code to download with yt-dlp I believe
>>530383932I see what you're doing
>>530383856It's a command to convert mp4 into webm using ffmpeg. Here's a guide for installing yt-dlp, which you can use to download Twitter videos. You'll install ffmpeg in the process. Also I think that I fugged up and pasted the wrong command, and that the right command would be:
.\ffmpeg -i filename.mp4 -c:v libvpx -crf 25 -b:v 8M -c:a libvorbis filename.webm
Henreader doesn't disappoint.
we can upload mp4s now guys, webm is dead
>he can't use the command line
>>530384097You can use winget or scoop to install both.
imo I like scoop more because it adds to the PATH automatically, and the way it handles packages is way nicer, winget just pulls installers.
>>530383486Honors are never genbutsu
>s******* could win a 3rd league
Holy
>>530266102>Same pictures but uncensored posted to Reddit around the same time
>>530385373>fake detective visit r*ddit
>>530384127this is not something deserving a subtle cynthia smirk, this is being a complete laughing stock by now
retarded pseudo tech movies made normalfags genuinely afraid of gray text on black background
>>530385710>>530385373You know pass users can see post IDs, right?
What team are you rooting for /mjg/?
>>530385373never seen the name in a friendly
>>530385905Team Polaris of course
>>530385753So what? I fucked your sister.
>3 player teams
is it shantma? shan't watch
>>530386097league had 9-10 man teams, did we play sanma then?
>>530386081My sister is your mom.
>>530382206ggs, I have Honiisou brainrot
>>530382206ggs
it was positive ev
How many of you have these titles?
>Collector:
>get chankan, sandoko, and sankantsu in ranked
>Seasoned:
>ONE HUNDRED sanbaimans, 3000 ranked sanma games
I know some of you have Exemplar and Winning Streak, but these seem close to impossible.
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fellow pass users, wwyd?
how do I aura farm by playing mjs on public transport?
>>530386897equip bond ichihime, max volume DORANEKO GA
>>530385373What image host? Can you check if the reddit image is compressed or are both the same (other than 4chan wiping the metadata).
AI Overview
"DORANEKO GA" translates to "Dor neko" which means "lazy cat" in Japanese. It's also the name of a Japanese fantasy author known for the light novel series "Muscles are Better than Magic!". The series is illustrated by the artist Relucy.
>>530386892I would train speed. The 20% chance of failure is worth taking for the double rainbow.
>>530385905where's Deneb?
>>530387086>Can you check if the reddit image is compressed or are both the same (other than 4chan wiping the metadata).what's the difference if it's the same picture but without censor bars
>>530386857Collector requires pei 500 times...
>>530387115imagine being unable to understand the simplest /mjg/ post without grok explaining it to you
>>530387192If the 4chan image is higher quality then both were posted by the same guy, if both are similar quality then it's someone who reposted a reddit image here for some reason.
>>530387179"are ga DENEBU ARUTAIRU BEGA"
kimi wa yubisasu Natsu no Daisankaku
oboete sora o miru
yatto mitsuketa Orihime-sama
dakedo doko darล Hikoboshi-sama
kore ja hitoribotchi
my gf decided to stay over so my plan of drinking and playing mahjong is ruined
i hate women
love this bitch though
>>530387425drink and play mahjong while youre taking her from behind faggot
>>530387425ZAMN your gf looks like that?
>>530387485But she is the one who pounds me
>>530387425>he literally just nutted inside me and then started playing mahjong souls ranked
>>530379620Idk man, Iโm kinda normal sort of. I at least have some social skills
>>530387756Left is 4chan
Right is reddit
>>530379665I did. Mfers are just too autistic. You know, if you want to build a good team you have to have good report. If you donโt have that everyone will be depressed and play like shit
aru-7
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Today my boss (female) made me cry at work
>>530382206Good games, really wanted to overtake in that second game but cat too strong
Today I'm steeping black lemon tea.
>>530388628Is that true? I'll handle her.
>>530388729I don't know what that is.
aru-5
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>>530388731Yes, last week I refused her offer to work 64 hours per week (I work 56 already) so she got mad, now she looks for any reason to scream at me and blame me for anything that happens, even if is not my job, but I can't say anything back since I'm a low skilled minimum wage worker so is this or be homeless
>>530379886GGs thanks for joining!
>>530388605You should have drafted for personality instead of just stats then
>>530388628Just tell her this:
https://x.com/i/status/1942242710884380828
I drafted a good team and now enjoying them winning.
Literally no good anime this season
>>530389194The rock autist anime is right there
>>530385373"I wish people associated every single media franchise with gooners so people could realize that finding eroticism in fiction is normal and benefits everyone (when done in moderation).
Incels on the other hand, they can get out."
>>530388872I already drank all of it and am now drinking iced black coffee
>>530389290>coffee over teawhat the fuck
>>530388729For me, it's ginger cinnamon tea.
>>530388729For me, it's Hinamomo's piss
>>530389396I prefer tea but will drink both when I'm bored at work.
>>530388628>>530389024She didn't make you cry.
You've decided to make yourself cry.
Learn to control your emotions, you little crybaby.
I bet you had a soft life if others can make you cry just by screaming at you.
You can just ignore them, you know?
Who cares what your boss says, you aren't less than her, everything in this world is a byproduct of randomness and luck. Me and you and everyone else we are all the same even if we carry different skills, so nobody is better or worse than you even if some people might delude themselves that is the case and try to trick others into thinking the same, which means that we truly are all equal.
So you can just ignore her like you can ignore a fucking retard on the internet saying chiitoi is the best yaku.
>L-league finals in august and september
>>530389194true
I'm watching almost 20 this season and it's all mid, only one I'm truly waiting for is dr stone
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>>530389564But I'm one of the people that think that chiitoi is the best yaku
>>530389649Ayp where da golden grills at Kodomo?
>>530389682Mr V., my sources told me the trash anime might actually be good
>>530389564Soldiers! donโt give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Donโt give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You donโt hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Donโt fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: โthe Kingdom of God is within manโ - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
>>530390052I've lost my soul and forgotten how to feel. I don't even have the capacity to hate.
>>530389838>gyaru shitposting on japanese 4chan and eating kfctrash anime is indeed good, love watching trash anime
I binge-watch anime nowadays because I hate waiting for episodes every week. Also dislike cliffhangers.
>isekaislop anime this season I had my eye on turned out to be better than I expected
I watch anime in 2x speed
>>530391153which one and are the girls cute
I just read the episode summaries on wikipedia.
>>530391156You say "at 2x speed" ESL retarded ass anal loving braindead faggot crayong smelling paste eating koromo poster.
>>530391217Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire. The girls are right in my strike zone.
dont care you know what i mean
>read the strategy book
>try to apply it in-game
>get the worst maka score in ages
I read entire wikis of shows and games I've never watched or played then pretend I did
@Grok, summarize every anime ever made in one word
ESL posters continuously dunking on themselves by getting anal about grammar quirks that nobody cares about
>>530391153for me water magician
>>530391582You cry about ESLs while can't write properly yourself
Just take this L and move on
>>530391615i prefer the tile variant
A hundred years past, in old England, a common peasant, whilst flinging the contents of his chamber pot from a window, did call me โESL.โ The insult, though tossed in ignorance, marked me deeply, even as one accursed to walk eternity as a vampire.
Now, a century hence, I have mastered their tongue in full, and my sole amusement lies in vexing that peasantโs descendants wherever they may lurk in this modern ether. Yet knowing not who they are, I must needs assail all whom I encounter, calling each โESLโ at every turn, in faint hope that I might visit upon them some trifling inconvenience.
>>530391882I'm a vampire irl and can relate.
>>530391685>while can't write
>watch anime
>read books
>have shit memory
>tell people I've never read/watched them in case they ask what I thought about it (I forgot)
>nooooooo you cant wear sunglasses
Meanwhile during semi finals
>>530391882@gork summarize this in 1 sentence
>>530391978Based, wops don't deserve equal treatment
Does anyone have that website that took your 4th place rate and made a random simulation of what rank you might reach over thousands of hanchans?
>>530391978those are cataract glasses
>>530391978old boomer mamamia:
>AAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE GET THAT ASS BANNEDold boomer japan:
>ใใธใงๆ้ซ
>>530392147https://killerducky.github.io/mahjong/random_walk.html
What are you curious about?
Holt shut donโt listen to rh se fGgots, play your gMe
>>530373748ywn be a demon
>>530392250I don't wanna feel like a failure for struggling in Jade for hundreds of hanchans without any net progress.
>>530392332Holy fuck, I will fuck hisa all day
>>530392435Yagooey... Sometimes you just have to accept that this is the limit of your blood as a non-Asian mathematician...
>>530392403Isn't 13 kazoe yakuman?
What ruleset has 13han as sanbaiman?
>Chinese players all route their traffic through the same few VPNs to play on Tenhou
>Tsuno blocked all of the VPNs and banned every account that routed their traffic through it
I...I kneel
My favorite urinal at work has been broken for over 2 (two) months now! Hurry up and fix it, HR!
>>530392791>>530392791the ruleset with no kazoe yakuman, so sanbaiman is the highest score
>>530392825You are my favorite urinal and the time has come for me to break you.
>>530392791this is the only thing that strikes you as weird?
>>530392791ta but i think one of the euro rules have it currently as 'yonbaiman,' but sometimes kazoes aren't allowed
>>530392825HR here, just use the sink?
there's nothing wrong with pissing in the sink
>>530392952The other weird thing is highlighted and already pointed out, why do I need to repeat it?
>>530393104bukowski bro.. take me back to san fran
>>530393109more tiles are allowed in chanta than tanyao, bwo
>>530392995I think he finally realized that they are the internet equivalent of cockroaches, most of them just bot in ranked games, they don't even care anymore.
For the record Tsuno has also allowed certain bots to play in the lower rooms given that they follow a bunch of rules, but Chinks just straight up ignore it. This site literally has a pop-up showing the bot playing in Houou lol https://review.bigcoach.work/
>>530393109how's 12han an "upper limit for baiman"? baiman is 8/9/10han
nothing makes sense there
10 different random walks can diverge this much over 10000 coin flips.
This is exactly how soul-crushing sanma feels.
>>530393335This but league.
>>530393335first drop of statistics makes you an atheist, but the central limit makes you see
>>530393276That's the implication, yeah.
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>>530392791the base exponential of 2 han refers to the 2+han in the formula which is almost never included that i know of besides like one tetsuya game. so 13 han is really 11.
>>530393335>baggot getting mindcrushed by sanmaLove to see it
>>530393509Why do you hate me? Why do I keep being accused of being /jong/? The list exonerated me.
king of the /jong/ers here
we don't want the baggots either
>>530392792>1 tenhoui>shutdown potential another one
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>>530393948At what point do you just cut your losses and ban all Chinese players because they keep cheating?
>>530394080>strongest mahjong community in the We-ACK!!!
>>530394129Chinks aren't in the west thoughbeit?
>>530394174>he lacks critical information
>>530394080Never, because turning down money and exposure is retarded.
>>530394079maybe im missing something but he just seems like a slightly fruity man
>be literally one game away from celestial
>get kicked all the way back to saint 1
At least this happens to streamers too.
https://www.youtube.com/live/i_-Nvv_VIkw?si=aulEV5KBLIiUuSKn
>>530394174don't look west of japan
>>530394421>skip to a random part of his stream>3rd place acceptance ron
>>530394393I'm just being a weirdo.
I genuinely like him a lot, especially his wish to connect with westerns that want to be strong at riichi mahjong.
>>530394634you just want to kiss him
>>530394604I read somewhere by a sanma pro that it's okay to accept 3rd place with a win because 8 extra ranked points is better than nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2z1exLfsc
>>530394789Does that explain the retards that do a 4th place acceptance riichi in my yonma games?
>>530394634>especially his wish to connect with westernsthis literally always goes wrong for japs
>>530394927They could always just ura 3.
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>>530394938C-can you score my hand...?
https://youtu.be/6_2z1exLfsc?si=Gi-1DeANczLmZm9P
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>>530395234>overedited as fuck intro>with country musicEh...?
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>>530395621The Cynthia emote was a sorely-need value-add.
I've had too much caffeine and can now feel my heart pumping...
Cynthia is one of the worst things to happen to this thread
>>530396051Y-you don't mean it, r-right?
Yuzu is one of the best things to happen to this thread
I'm officially an /mjg/ oldfag.
>>530396302Y-you really mean it, r-right?
yuzu-bweh.png
>>530370507Yes but now we have MAKA, so just play your games, review them with MAKA and ask in thread if you don't get MAKA's choices
>>530396458but MAKA is weaker than mortal
I used to be a Yuzu hater, but I have to admit she's really the greatest.
>>530383427https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1942285295916834816/vid/avc1/184x184/ek_E8ATv9mp_kzT-.mp4
I rolled Yuzu at release but havent bonded her yet
>>530396051You can't talk crap about my bitch nigga
>>530394927i think some people might be just throw games
>>530396598It's almost the same and Mortal is only good for efficiency
I play Tenhou because you can botcope with NAGA instead, it's the premium shit poorfags like Mortalkeks and MAKAjobbers can't get.
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Baggots have had the greatest impact on /mjg/ culture.
>>530396839Go back to /jong/, the dragon is /jong/-coded!
>>530396996how much stronger is NAGA compared to mortal?
>>530396996if you aren't poor you can NAGAcope mjs logs too
>>530389194The detective anime is literally aoty
>>530396996You can run NAGA on tenhou logs without a subscription?
When anons speak with technicalities I act as if I understand.
>>530396347I'm an oldfag and still don't have this.
>>530397306I'm S1 and I don't know half the terms some of the experts from here use.
>the strongest bot in the world is luckyj
>zero input from humans, learned to play mahjong entirely by playing against itself
>plays like an absolute fucking schizo with terminal safe tile disease
What are the implications of this?
https://modern-jan.com/2023/09/06/luckyj_vs_naga_and_suphx/
>>530397306same but with codefags like
>>530384313 That's not even english anymore
>>530397454Literally me.
I could be human LuckyJ but mortalshitters keep holding me back.
>>530397468I didn't remember posting this????
>>530397468Sorry my lord, I got the wrong anon.
>>530397593It's our DID kicking in, let nature do its work queen
>>530397246Did the collab bring in any im@s anons?
I forget if we even hosted a cross thread tourney for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
>>530397906here we go again...
>>530397785No, they hated the /mjg/ secondaries who only know the same normalfag idols everyone remembers.
I'm listening to Sora no Woto's OST at toil today.
0 and I'll put /mjg/ into the acknowledgements section of my bachelor thesis
>>530398206what did we do
Why won't we just beat the shit out of Jane?
>she may get brain damage
What brain?
>>530398278He studies MAPs
>>530398278distract me from writing it
>>530398206I hope it's math related
>>530397454if tenhou looked like this it would unironically look better than this psx-style gfx it has now
I'm an Alabama Hannah and I want to be free!
>>530397454NAGA is worse than SuphX? Wasn't SuphX about to derank from houou?
>silver hair (which is inherently ugly)
>voiced by Kana Ueda
>punchable face
Fu Ji really is the worst, huh?
>>530398578that looks as fucking soulless as windows 8
pic related is the best looking client ever made
How has mahjong changed your life?
>>530398703My cute wife is a miracle of the universe, actually
>>530398703>>silver hair (which is inherently ugly)ngmi
>>530398757i spent like $1000 on pngs
>>530398703/mjg/ loves silvers though
I can always dye their hair a pretty color as their guardian
>>530398859That's right! We love Adeptchads here!
>>530398710looks better than tenhou for sure
I fucking hate Hanakana. Hated her since Infinite Stratos.
Eve HATE
>>530398757>>530398847Just give me the money instead...
>>530399054Too bad she's in fucking everything
>>530398757i spent like $2000 on pngs
>>530399007you sound like you have tenhou PTSD, both of those look terrible to use as clients
>>530399476Oh yeah? Design a better client then.
>>530399546sex with this PINK
>>530385905Finally, a real league.
Riichi Shitty's sun room has some of the most stupid people I've ever seen play mahjong. It's supposed to be the equivalent to tokujou but I'm pretty sure even your average kekspert isn't nearly as bad as many of these retards.
>>530398757Mahjong changed my life and I changed my life for mahjong.
>>530399885my wife @toimen
>>530399684Ye shall be cast into the pit of flames, furry.
https://exhentai.org/g/3432058/d4c7b56e28/
>>530399885>your character constantly doing quirky dances on the right of the screenClient made for ADHD freaks.
>>530399963If only it played Family Guy funny moments.
>>530399007Instead of shitposting you could have made a new client, think about that
>>530400134Instead of shitposting I could have fixed my life and become a millionaire.
But guess what? I love shitposting the most.
>>530399963>he doesn't do his jong jong dance while playing mahjongNGMI
>>530348937 (OP)is there a match in 30 minutes
>>530400212literally me when in riichi, waiting for 4th place to push and deal in
>played tenhou yesterday for nostalgia
>literally 4 4th place consecutive right off the bat
>players are too aggressive that they pon/chi like a madman
fucking soulless garbage
>>530400212This but Fu Ji
https://x.com/sinonome_camera/status/1942418499156226101
Someone cosplayed that new girl from Mahjong Fight Girls
>>530400212this but fu ta
>>530400472Please be a 300 pounds japanese girl behemoth, please be a 300 pounds japanese girl behemoth, please be a 300 pounds japanese girl behemoth...
>>530400134MUGEN Mahjong!
>>530400561*SMACK*
Retarded gehennoid
Gehenna truly is the worst school
>>530400472This but Hannah
nigo
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>>530348937 (OP)what did they mean by this
>>530400639Evil bunny gets put in her place by cat heroine.
>>530400639Total bunny death
>>530400639looks like every time someone deals in they're slapping that tile on their body
fixed
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aru-7
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>>530400616But I want to play as my favorite characters without giving money to Chinese companies...
Horse girls are kinda cute... thinkin about downloading...
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table COFFEE: Zodiac Jyanshi(-101.7),
Hannah Yome(-31.4),
Grinchlantis(-67),
Bakyou Heat(86.2)
>>530400809PLAP THE BUNNY
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET RON'D
NYAH THIS DEAL IN SLUT!
PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
GET SHADOWREALMED
>>530400972Director Akikawa and Tazuna are also horse girls but you haven't heard that from me
>>530373543Only rounds I get S/S+ are when I fold defensively :(
>>530398757Mahjong made me appreciate vtubers and women (not irl women)
>>530400972Do it for Nice Wife
>>530400972Sorry anon your account is bricked if you start this late...
>>530401532That's Wife Nature
>>530398757i am became less angry at irl shit compared to mahjong
>>530401532I like Nature a lot she's very female coded, feminine even
>>530398757Unironically every time I encounter a complicated decision I weigh the choices by their EV
>>530401532No, I like the retarded big one. Apparently she sucks though. fml
>>530400972Don't listen to the neighsayers you can start at any time as long as you do it for the horseys
TABLE TEA
https://youtube.com/live/vjIemZ_ubyc?feature=share
Legend of the Celestial Teapot
Yakupara Cat Cafรฉ
Rozen Maiden: Fรผritend
Team
TABLE COFFEE
>>530400976
>>530401681Lady Ninguang said: ROLL FOR WHO YOU LIKE
I hate gachaniggers, I hate gachaniggers!
Where the fuck are the final games
>>530401935Did you miss them? The score is on the usual place with final standings
If you "play" gacha "games", you're not white. Simple as.
>>530402096I don't talk about those finals but the "official" league finals
>looking for poison on google
>it recommend me a band named poison
>listen a song
>liked it
Did I mention I play two gacha games?
>>530397386Same
They have read books, which isn't a bad thing, but I find it funny
https://e-hentai.org/g/2985706/10392f91e9/
>jobber saints get to boast at how little they know about mahjong while i rot in master 2
>>530402776it's team 9's captain bookmark from the stream
>>530402862Really. Please don't be loli
It's loli.... This general is filled with pedos...
>>530398985qrd on hahiposting?
>>530402197They haven't started yet
>>530401754your mic is broken
>>530403006you can't see loli stuff on e-h
>>530402704That just means you're that bad, no?
I'll make a saint tourney
>>530401598>>530401724Isn't the best time to start when the Kitasan banner drops?
>>530403137>luck doesn't exist>your rank objectively equals skill
>>530403287But when adepts and sexperts say this is doesn't know, eh masterkek?
>>530403241Before, so you can farm carrots.
If anon wants to reroll now is a good time.
>>530403341Anon? Are you having a stroke?
Till tomorrow, anons.
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>>530403438Snes, call an strokbulnace
>>530403441nini shirokofox
>>530402862...is he streaming and playing at the same time?
>>530403553>โถIt seems like it?
>>530403441nini shirokowolf
>>530403640how will they go back to jong when they're going to sleep, retard
>>530403604She looks so derpy, heh
aru-8
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>anon's mic gets muted every time he uses the yellow pen>can't even begin to guess what he's trying to explain>>530403640>replying to an 8 hours old postanonchama!?
For me, it's mobs.
https://nhentai.net/g/471468/
>>530403113I expected better from this sub
>has junchan ssk dora as dealer
>turns it into riichi dora
I FUCKING HATE NYAGGERS
>>530403241My wife is Tachyon not Kitasan
>e-h
>nh
the absolute state of baggots
>>530403832if you play tachyon you will need the kitasan card thoughbeit
>>530403829he should've instariichi'd regardless
I swear these league game hands are like 10x better than the ones I see in ranked
>>530403871>>530403837nhentai doesn't have copyright strikes so it's superior
>>530404025nhentai scraps what gets uploaded to exh
>>530404025where do you think nhentai gets its content from bagtard
I don't have to login into nhentai whenever I use Incognite Mode, so it's superior.
cat kingdoms only qualified because they have no jobber.
>>530404086>>530404064From a better place...
>>530404112why are you using incognito you retarded aru, incognito disables your adblocker
>>530404139>strongest kodomo mindbroken by honors wait
>>530404173>incognito disables your adblockeronly if you're retarded enough to leave the "disable in incognito mode" checkbox on
https://exhentai.org/g/3236068/e4c439247d/
aru-2
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>>530404173Because I don't want porn on my history in case someone opens my computer?
>>530403881I don't care about meta I just want my wife to win races and she can already do that
>>530404209https://exhentai.org/g/3304809/d89836599f/
>>530404248>someone opens my computer?Sounds like a (you) problem. Why would anyone touch my devices?
>>530404175>avoid depressing stuff like the plague >end up watching this thinking it would be comfy
>>530404373What are we watching?
>>530404248>have private account protected by password for all my weird shit >have separate public account that my dad can use to browse used cars onlineWorked for a decade and counting
>>530404415>avoid depressing stuff>end up watching it for Marinahttps://files.catbox.moe/7gy27l.jpg
>>530404415It's substanceless misery porn, I don't see why people like it; or how it got an adaptation in the first place
>>530404425https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
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>>530404175How is a member of such an advanced alien race this retarded?
>>530404425>mindbreak,stomach deformation,corruption,slice of life
aru-7
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How do I recover my attention span....
>>530404883I took ritalin during league
>>530403975you only see 1/4th of the hands in ranked
>>530404883leave your computer and go outside
>>530404930Unironically this
Stop looking at the screen and start working out
South 3 repeat of this Table B was the most retarded game I've watched so far in my life.
aru-5
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>>530404930>>530404992I'm asking because I can't pay attention to things on my screen anymore
>>530404905>akagi isn't allowed but this shit is fine
>>530404883Put your phone away from you, it's not allowed to be in your visible environment
>>530405243You first need to leave your screen so you can look at it again. Do something else.
/mjg/ - life advice general
>>530405264I injected myself with hopium for 2 days straight, I kept praying to demons and angels alike to grant me victory, I kept dreaming about my absolute victory and when the time came I breezed through the games I needed to win just as I had visualized the days before.
>>530405264Ritalin is the only way I can count tiles and avoid dealing in, that said during league my deal in and win percentage was way way lower than in gold so it follows that paying attention helps. Otherwise I'd be just playing by feel without thinking...
>>530405408anything but mahjong
>>530405470Win percentage was way higher* oops... It just unlocks your inner mahjong potential so it should be allowed.
>>530405470nigger what, that's called doping! TO, DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT??
>>530405470I have attention issues and can't even track tsumogiri, let alone count tiles, and I manage just fine. Do whatever you want in ranked but doing drugs in tourneys is unfair.
>>530405408is coffee bad for you?
>NOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE DRUGS BEFORE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES YOU JUST CAN'T BECAUSE I SAY SO STOOOOOP
lol nerd
Meanwhile me, an intellectual, hasn't played a single league game sober
>>530405846No if there's a market surplus, yes if there isn't
>take 20 marijuanas before my league games
>forget what yakus are
>>530405935It's meth for children, that one Tetsuya villain used meth to cheat
>>530405810Mjs has tsumogiri?
I've never had the chance to play in l-league. Is it fun?
>>530406026Methylphenidate is completely different from meth, it isn't even addictive.
>>530406227kys luckshitter
>>530406227No, I had my vacation planned right after league and my captain forced me to participate in it because I was one of the few retards that showed up on IRC.
I won't stop working until I finish it....
>>530406071oh no no OC slaves will be out of a job next league
>>530406468And go on a list, and be barred from next league? It's fine I can play on my phone.
>>530406227Same, I wish my team didn't get to semis
>>530406052It doesn't have tsumogiri indicators but you can differentiate between tsumogiri and tedashi with the animation.
>>530406531What are you making?
>>530406543Players too, once everyone just sends in Akagi bots.
what happens if teapots get last place in l league too?
>>530406558you people take this whole league too seriously
I wish my team was in the finals...
Oh wait, it is. Heh.
>>530406791Momo rape commission.
>>530406558One captain needed to grinch league 4 after draft due to irl reasons and every understood
It's not that hard to communicate and tell your team you don't have time for mahjong
>>530406791Please no, I like their trailer actually. One of my favorite team in this league
what did the saint mean by this?
>>530406791Chuunis are the legendary jobbers of /mjg/ and already pulled that last year
The least you can do is to produce the same amount of OC they did
>>530407037notice the hidden sanshoku doukou
>>530406947I crumble under pressure and I'd rather not inconvenience anyone, so all I can do is bitch anonymously here and just fill in when I can.
>>530407037Calling for keiten
>>530407198why would you do that on turn 4
>>530407037I thought it would be fun.
>play like shit
>get rewarded with sanankou
why do the good guys never win in mahjong
>last league akagi was the sanshoku shitter
>this league it was steve
who will it be next year?
idk what hanners need to pull through but i want them to do it
>>530407037He was invigorating the table for his South 3 hand
sara is literally retarded
NEW BUNBUNMARU ISSUE IS OUT
>>530407059Why haven't I seen any of their OC unlike other old teams?
>>530391882What's this from?
>>530407771blood sprout literally gets posted like every other thread, I don't know what you're on about anon
On that fateful day, I was robbed of my power. I took one nasty tumble and my ใGOD HANDใ was disabled for a decisive battle. That pain. It was a thrust like lightning. A spearhead thrust that pierced my right arm. I was writhing in agony... or so I thought. That "PAIN" I experienced? It was actually my true power being unsealed, something terrifying, something divine, something ใOCCULTใ. Bear witness to the birth of ใGOD HAND REBORN: DEVIL MAY SLYใ.
>>530407480>last leagueLeague 4 happened 2 years ago anon...
>>530407896>blood sprout>teapot???
>>530408057Easy to get confused given how hard the sprouts jobbed on semis
>>530407896I thought that was Good Sprouts OC
>>530407889It's OC: its origin is my schizophrenia.
>>530408057Teapots is not an old team again what the fuck are you talking about
https://mjgbooru.com/post/3206
For me it's the chuuni yuzu
Just remembered Nya2K.
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uhhhhhh hanner team? you still haven't parodied my jyanshi (collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DEfQ7mHmNc
>900+ posts
What the fuck?
>>530408186Let your schizophrenia bloom.
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>>530408175tourist-chama...
can Jingpoo or Blade use Poet
How do I read Lily's and Steve's novels from the past events?
>>530408769I'm the opposite of a tourist, I leave /mjg/ during league.
>>530409130spoiler: they kiss at the end
>>530409141well league isn't over yet, so please make good on your word
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>>530408175>>530409141The best piece of OC ever produced
https://files.catbox.moe/1geu7f.pdf
>>530409141https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/I%20see%20my%20time%20has%20come%21%20I%20am%20the%20sanguine%20lord%2C%20Hinata%20Takanashi%21%20/
>>530409337>>530409354kino kino kino kino
can't believe I was this close to not laying my eyes upon such excellence