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>>530281503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500
>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
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https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0jgT9UX0Q
Just labbed fahk for about an hour. How did they manage to so aimlessly design a Tekken 8 character that already existed as a T8 character in 7.
Apart from ff3 and d4 everything else looks like a straight nerf...
>>530354970>Apart from ff3 and d4 everything else looks like a straight nerf...Good
they fucked him up like lidia another wasted dlc
Hey is Fahk difficult to play? Never played him in 7
>>530355049Don't get me wrong we don't need another case of fahk but the gameplay design of him in this game is so... aimless. He isn't thought out at all, it's a complete mess. And his combos are insanely monotone and uninspired.
>>530355136Easier input wise in 8, we'll see about the gameplan.
>>530355136you're playing a modern fighting game
Murray, please,
where's my sukeban reina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoWuhtgXND4
>trans rights title in the fight pass
based!
lol wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlVTGFkMgv8
>>530354970nice downplay landon but you gotta post it on twitter next time, the devs aren't gonna see it here
*for Emily to see so she can fuck your anus
even the dudest of bros who've never touched an anime in their lives are streaming umamusume. what the fuck is going on.
same as every fotm game, gotta leech some viewers while the iron is hot
remember that time during T8 launch when variety/league streamers were playing the game
crazy stuff
Female Tekken players
>God Jin and Hwoarang are so hot
Male Tekken players
>God Kazuya and Heihachi are so hot
can't wait for the memes of this
>>530356191but why did this particular gacha get this popular? these people wouldn't even touch genshin impact.
Asuka df3 charge still exists, so this game is competitively DOGSHIT
>anime shit fans
>not expecting the biggest cattle mentality conceived
you're missing the best anime of all time right now at this season (until the next one comes)
>>530356316it's very low on actual gameplay so easy to stream
>>530356035why is he brown
women are mid I dropped them
i became a woman because of tekken 8
I know this is the only board on /vg/ that hates big tiddy anime women but 99% of the gaming population enjoys them
humanity is mid in general. i wish i was a cat. lili's cat to be specific.
Level 48 of the Murray pass is an Israeli Flag.
I've witnessed unspeakable tragedy the past 3 summers
>>530357014can we get live kingrey reaction as he is hanging from the ceiling?
>>530356494that's every gacha ever though?
>>530357014social media ruined gaming
where are servers expected to come back oughn
>>530357425you did mention genshin and that at least is pretty much a normal game with some timegated farming
wtf
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It's happening....
I don't know what but it's happening.
Kingrey won't care because he didn't spam asuka rage arts like an autist (he would have won more if he had)
what's the nerf to asuka's u1, 2? does it not aerial tailspinn now or something? if the only nerf they're bitching about is the rage art these asuka players need to be beaten with a ball-peen hammer
The Thunderstruck fighter is here
Fahkumram can now be played in early access for Season 2 Character Pass and Character & Stage Pass holders!
Kingrey and Tibetano will never be top 8 in again. Justice.
>>530357831I mentioned genshin cause that one seems to be particularly popular, but it doesn't change the fact that every other gacha also has minimal gameplay, so there's still no explanation as to how horse girls got so popular.
aye bruh someone upload the pacman track yet
>>530359137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaGKo4XVvM
>>530358784if she hits you with the install version you land face up feet facing asuka. Before it was face up feet away from her. I'm guessing it means she doesn't get guaranteed follow-ups when it lands now but idk
>>530359137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcu52NYYnA
>>530358886Tibetano will jump to the next fraud character.
>>530358886Tibetano plays Claudio and Ganryu, KingRay is the obsessed Asuka downplayer
and at the same time Okubo is becoming a millionaire with the west travelling back to 2018 and discovering the horse "game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToR93aj9U7w
>switch to lux
>canโt see shit indoors
>weird frame rate drop in certain interiors like the Windhelm inn
>outside looks a lot better though, at least in the day
I thought you faggots were memeing about needed a torch an inch from your face
Steam sale is still going so Tekken 8 is still cheap, did this last patch fix the game? Did it at least move it in the right direction?
>Don't touch Reina's new low broken low at all
>still haven't fixed her df+1,2 whiffing at point blank range
>Still haven't fixed the bug were you just get CD when you are trying to wargodkick
>HW+3+4 is still omni tracking
lol.
Will honestly miss HW+3+4 being plus, would have rather had her new low gutted since it just ruins what little identity she has
that's ok reinabro they gutted asuka's identity and the tekken community celebrated it because they didn't know how to counterplay a 5 second telegraphed +3 on block move
>>530360353The new low is garbage and nobody uses it for a reason
waifu psychotics thinking anyone is doing anything but laugh at them again
usage of the "character identity" buzzword has gotten so bad that characters who were introduced in tekken 8 a year ago are now considered as having lost their identity
>>530360323>88 damage off of a 15f punish option with 0 heat or rageWow it's like I'm playing Guilty Gear for real
imagine having a 13f launcher and still sucking at the game lmao
Tekken9 when?
TekkenTag3 when?
Soul Calibur when?
Please free me from t8 hell.
You have the choice to go play literally anything else or just close your eyes
>>530360835There's like 6 fucking upcoming tag games don't as for more fag
>>530360637>Free heatdash on CH is garbageYour hatred for women is making you delusional Murray.
>>530360909You are right, I'm switching to Granblue Rising
>>530360934I dont care, i will take the 100th tag game at this point, just no more t8
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>launch game
>greeted with this
ffs. Can't believe Murray's ugly ass edgelord OC will give me this stare every fucking time I boot the game for god knows how long. I know they'll ruin AK but at least he looks cool.
they perfectly designed reina to be a scrubby killer but also bad at high level
gj hmn. more jins and bryans and shaheens, why not
>>530361270just tab out for 5 seconds nigga
>>530361270That's what fucking Murray wants man. Don't let that faggot get to you. That's exactly how he wants us to react. Don't give him the pleasure to know he got to us. Fuck.
Tekken Tag 3 Introducing Heat Tag and Rage Tag
>launching the game
you deserve everything even your life problems
I hope fahk is legit the worst character in the game and unplayable, it's what retards like Landon deserve
I bought some smelling salts
>>530361270>>530361945Murray won. THere have been no concequenses for any of Season 1 an 2s mistakes and now he taunts us with this
they actually nerfed a lot of fahks moves im surprised.
>ff 43, 2 isnt a natural hellsweep out of install and you can no longer access it out of df1
>Uf1 doesnt launch anymore,
>no fc hellsweep
>Jet kick sound effect is fucking garbage
Mashing y is fun. Can't wait to try it online.
>trying Tekken 7 good moves in T8
oh nononononono
>>530362296that is surprising, but it tracks with how they changed lidia and leroy's knockdown lows as well.
>>530362545true.
forgot to mention sidestep 3 no longer launches either.
a lot of his kit as been changed to allow for knockdowns more often so that he can make use of his install
>>530362296the whole T8 philosophy is killing T7 good moves and doubling down with broken moves, creating stances/install and fixing weaknesses of all chars
Knockdowns mean oki and that's a Tekken mechanic and therefore not allowed in dekken 8. In this game we play a fucking cutscene into a literal casino minigame to decide whether you win the interaction.
babe if you get hit you deserve to be put in a mixup, on block none of these stances work. facts.
Fahk is literally Bryan T8 all over again
honey i ain't even tryna play this shit
My ss2 missed a Lili matterhorn earlier and I got launched and I got so mad I cried a little and slammed my keyboard
Since I only main azucena I'm just waiting to see if her new paid bikini is better than her free one before buying
>even people who play Dix, a game made by Capcom in its modern era are getting thong bikinis
>Tekken 8 will never ever get any kind of thong outfit
What the fuck man
Granted, all costumes in Dix will look like shit because of the dogshit faces anyway, but still.
they dont want people playing devil jin for whatever reason
*Granted, I can't praise other companies that much, but I still want to shit on Kekken
lili is a whore of babylon
>>530363674They're probably saving them for next summer
aight i will take a responsible decishawn and do something of value
>>>/v/714827527
>>>/v/714820440
>our tekgen crusaders promoting the game for free
>didn't give unique side throws for fakhumram
What's up with Bamco getting lazy with this after base T7?
i wanted a cheeseburger for dinner but it's so high in sodium and fat i think not now
>>530364267They know their fanbase has low standards.
my diet consists of nothing but burgers, pizza and pasta
i am a fat fuck i like a long nap
>>530363678Want to fantasize with me about Lili doing, well... you know...?
same but i'm getting old and have to start thinking about what i eat and how much i workout if i want to live past 35 and see tekken 9
>>530364267Azucena had unique side throws but then Reina and Viktor don't. At least Reina has multiple command grabs, no excuse for Viktor
my dad smokes multiple packs a day, drinks nothing but dr pepper and eats garbage like brownies for every meal and hes alive well past 35. you will be ok.
i wore the same underwear for months and they stink so bad the neighbours are complaining
>They actually buffed most attacks tracking capability
This is some Helldivers level of cognitive dissonance we are being subjugated to, it won't end until we harass some tranny out of their position in namco's west department.
>>530364729why is he watching the back of his monitor
lili actually is very vanilla
sex only under the blankets at night in missionary position
no condoms either
look her look listen removing heat does not fucking work so stop giving advice you know nothing about!
https://x.com/BuffGigas/status/1942364423445938627
A month until EVO
>>530364673>>530364749I hear she likes them black
i freaking love installs and stances
now that tekken 8 has officially died, how will you navigate the next chapter of your life?
i will masturbate to lili
My life is like a book where the chapter changes but the content remains the same
Look at this combo
https://x.com/i/status/1942367282170323020
>Murray can't stop saying how Fahk is now very linear so you are not allowed to seethe about him
>He gets crap like this
https://x.com/i/status/1942361947137269815
Nah
Fuck Murray
blud scans x looking for things to get mad about :skull:
>cuckposting
>AI slop posting
But legit, what's the excuse for the collab content being so low effort
It's not like they don't have the option to sell these and make dosh too
>>530366905Low standards.
>>530366905Literally no one in DoA has the thighs to LARP as Ryza...
>meruru
games mid I dropped it
>ayesha
games mid I dropped it
>totori
games mid I dropped it
>escha
games mid I dropped it
>ryza
dudes claimed gust was finally putting out sum good but games mid I dropped it
>>530366779T8 is a game for cuckolds, if you don't like it then leave.
fa7
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>mid
Opinion immediately discarded
me when I guard break into another guessies rps mini-game
>>530366637Tekken players won't be happy until every move can be stepped
for those that download the patch, let me know if the game is worth playing
Josie in heat should have sws1 be a guard break that leads into a cinematic of her crouch dashing and the opponent has the eat the mixup between the shin kick or the flying elbow
>>530366071Hwoarang gets this kinda dmg off his df+2 plus a wall too, what's the problem?
>>530369007nothing, fahk sucks
>>530363786Lili is a virginal catholic girl
>>530369036literally what crack were they smoking with this collab lmao fucking lazy bums
>>530365256the SFX on Fahk's stance thing is obnoxious
>>530369007Post the combo?
I jerked off to tentacle porn earlier and now im sad I didn't save it for Anna coomposting instead
>>530360682Yeah that's the problem fucking murray and co saw people liking the anime shit there then just put it in tekken without even having the brains or kindness of putting in more defense options.
THERE ARE TOURNAMENTS YEAR ROUND
YOU SET IT UP THIS WAY SINCE T7
DON'T ACT LIKE A UWU SMALL BEAN
>bikinis
>I buy them
Simple as
>>530371371>make an update its own version number>it doesn't actually change anythingthey're laughing at tekken players in their office
what is it about fahk that attracts the most annoying people to play him?
balance patches should drop in the middle of the tournament season
wow we know what every character pick in top 8 will be 6-12 months ahead of time, so hype.
said no non-retarded person ever
pro players are slaves for our entertainment let them sweat and scramble if they want to play boring ass meta top tiers instead of heeding their true calling and getting rewarded by the patch notes god in the middle of their run for their character loyalty.
i din't wanna use references but they turn out way bettah XD
>>530372149May I have a kiss, miss?
come home white man, tekken is a sinking ship
>>530372391hmm too gay <.<
going so long inbetween patches does jack shit for the pro players anyways, did everybody forget Nino vs Joka? Everybody knew bears were broken as shit, Joka still got annihilated. Everybody quickly learned Anna was/is broken as shit, didn't stop Atif from running everyone over because the character is that braindead broken.
>>530372782kinda goth, i like it
>>530372662Getting rejected by Lili... Bliss...
>>530373564haha i was feelin bad cus i reject too much but im not much of an ERPER
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>reina
>pokchop is the happiest I've ever seen since he started playing this game
Is pokchop a Fahkumram main?
>>530374442he's a bruce main
Neural Crest Cells and the โBlonde ~ Kindโ Stereotype
Letโs connect the dots:
Neural Crest Cells Influence Both Pigmentation and Behavior
NCCs create:
Melanocytes determine hair/skin/eye color
Parts of the adrenal glands regulate stress hormones
Aspects of the nervous system influence reactivity and emotional regulation
In domesticated animals, reduced neural crest cell activity = more tameness and lighter features:
Floppy ears
Light fur
Smaller jaws
Less aggression
This was seen in the Russian fox experiment, where breeding only for friendliness led to lighter fur, blue eyes, and more docile behavior.
So, lighter appearance + friendlier behavior are connected via neural crest biology, at least in animals.
How That Applies to Humans
In humans:
Blonde hair (especially in Northern/Western Eurasian populations) is linked to lower melanin tied to NCCs
Itโs possible that slightly reduced NCC activity is correlated with:
Softer facial structure
Less reactive stress systems
More sociability and tolerance (on average)
So the โblonde = kindโ stereotype might have arisen because light features are sometimes genuinely linked to gentler behavior, especially in children and women, where testosterone is lower.
This would make evolutionary sense, too:
Children and women with lighter features might have been seen as less threatening, more โin need of protection,โ and more sociable.
The stereotype likely started as an instinctive social judgment, not just a cultural myth.
>>530374718Ah so that's why he played Azucena
>Nina flirts with Fahkumram
What a fucking SLUT
>>530375468Murray can't even hide it huh
fahk is such a disgustingly overdesigned character, i hope someone tells murray to his face that his design is an embarrassment to the art. so sick of the best striking martial art constantly getting dogshit reps in anything that isn't kof.
>>530375891Let's see you take a shot at this, tough guy
Show us your next Tekken character design
So the 4th character is definitely a chick eh
how come there's no story mode update
>>530376171Male. Theyโll announce next season is all female. Then we get 4 tries for Chloeโฆ
>>530376038define 'tekken' character design before i waste time (maybe) drawing something
not gonna spend potentially hours just to have the goalposts moved after posting
murray made the difficult choice between tekken 8 having a new story expansion or a 4 day trip to thailand
>>530376559Whatever you want as long as it doesn't look too out of place I guess
this has to be sabotage right? like the thing that leslie benzies was chimpimg out about but it's actually happening to this game
no way they can mishandle such a promising game
>>530366978so lilianon was indian all along, gotcha.
Thai is not an intimidating language. Fahk sounds like a dork.
the subtitles make it intimidating
>>530377567Whoever made this never played Tekken at all.
>>530377567Oh c'mon anon make some OC don't copy paste the SnK joke
>fakh has unique interactions with Jack of all people
I guess it's easier because he doesn't need to respond
I am a victim to this game.
tekgen is just a collection of hermann hesse's characters
>>530377673Thai is legit one of the shittiest sounding languages after tagalog and mandarin
>>530376971least specific response possible thanks this clarified it for me
Fahk's animations look better in T8 but it's still ruined by his weird proportions and design, as well as the lightning shit everywhere
>>530378112not putting vietnamese or lao in the top 3 there is crazy
mandarin sounds despicable
For his family, he'll do anything.
>>530378478No way, Wang was cool. Bring him back.
>>530378281Vietnamese sounds like a less offensive version of mandarin and I don't even know what lao is
I will stand by my opinion that indonesians shouldn't be able to vocalize sounds
french sounds the worst desu
>>530378521I thought he spoke cantonese instead
>>530378594French depends on the accent
>>530378698whatever accent lili has, that sounds the worst
>>530378594It's not the best but nowhere near as bad as all time stinkers like the previously mentioned mandarin
>>530378536>Vietnamese sounds like a less offensive version of mandarinyou're either vietnamese yourself or so blinded by your hatred for chinese that you can't think objectively
you cannot convince me you aren't SEAfags heaping shit on each other
Thank god they fixed sabakis. I was dabbing yesterday kick sabaki and kept getting cartwheel into tooth fairy and it was pissing me off. Happened in a real match too and then I look retarded because it seems like I land b3 and follow with f2 instead of an actual combo
>>530378698nope, it traditional ching chong speak
>>530378809shut up, SEAfag.
the winter dlc is going to be a cute viet girl. and you're all gonna be sorry about what you said
i live in the same country as eric actually
>>530379223Harada was recently posting about Turkey, it's going to be Hakan from SF but a hot girl instead
if it's a viet character, it's gonna be a phidx stand-in
>>530379306>oil wrestlingFinally, a newcomer with a full throw game
cant believe thousands of people are still playing this dogshit game. i've stuck to the boycott since the s2 patch was released and im not going back until they fix this game. i feel bad for you guys with stockholm syndrome.
>king, but grey
The game is saved guys im basedfacing right now personally
>>530379827same. sometimes i get the itch to play some tekken and i just play an older game. i have no idea why people continue to torture themselves with this game
>>530379827I play the battle passes dressup
>>530379827what about some of the new cosmetics, are they not enticing
The new character will be a bipedal gorilla in the same vein as gorilla grodd. He will make funny jokes about how he could take on 100 men at once and he and kuma will be rivals
>>530380016That's already in the game dude
>>530380016his name is paul
>>530380016this would be based and therefore from bandai namco studio 1, highly improbable, not possible in the slightest
>>530380016in reality it will be a gorilla grodd t shirt
one person could've made a bigger patch in a month just saying
>>530379961Unironically I have the most slots used on Bryan as a Lili main
if tekken players got everything they wanted then there would be no point in paying a full staff of balance team members to monitor the game. that's 60 people out of a job.
could you personally fire 60 people?
>>530380676Wait a fucking second, they had 60 people working on this fucking patch sans the cosmetics and Fahk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsA_OmxyPLU
>nothing with Clive
MURRAY YOU ASSHOLE
>>530380676I could fire three people(yasuda esports gets to stay)
>>530380820he makes the weapon comment when you face clive
>Nobody liked Fahk's design in 7 boss, what do we do?
>Quick, put this on him!
The entire design team needs a kick in the balls
>Fahkruman supposed to be piss easy character for noobs
>His combos require just frames, stance cancels, micro dashes and micro side steps
Why the fuck is Murray like this...
atleast the game is still alive and not dead to where they shut down the servers from low population
>>530381157its good you feelin creative blud
>>530360353the war god kick thing isnโt a bug, you fucked up the input or did it too early and got df3
>>530381445 i do it to sound quirky
the third annual boycott of tekken 8 begins now!!!
>>530381157Remove the stockings unless it's cosplay
>>530381506you do it because you are brown
>>530381553Also you said you were done and why are you deleting your posts
Fahk unironically seems cool in this game. Shame about the design. They should've gone with something more grounded. Like that t7 concept art where he is wearing a prison uniform.
>>530381648maybe my brown essence makes me do it ironically
>>530381756i dont know i shouldnt be spamming, specially since i said i was done, but i did some nice coustumes so i thought to post them
>>530381553stockings arent removable i cant make them skin colored either (they have that color scheme that doesn't allow you to)
>>530381982>>530382119Understandable thanks for posting more Lili
LTG is finna TEST this new patch out, bros
Come through!
ltanna looks pretty decent
>>530381803>Fahk unironically seems cool in this gameFix tekken nigga
When does the shitty maintance ends
>>530382695When Murray finishes fucking your mom
Last chance before everything is AI generated.
shanks pulled up to marineford after everyone already died and said cut it out lol
if theyre really ending the online support and announcing 9, can i get atleast a partial refund if not a full $80 back?
>>530379935same. im sad i dont get to play a current tekken online but it's just not happening. i refuse.
>>530383515Why would anyone be excited for a new Tekken after seeing the shitshow that is 8? Doubling down on poor decisions over and over again. 9 is going to be even worse than 8.
>>530376559>>530378157so are you retarded or are you dodging
>>530383867what if its with a whole new team thoughever
>>530383908>so are you retardedyes...
>>530383515look up stopkillinggames.com
>>530384290sadly im in canada so i can't sign
I was promised new bikinis so were are they?
blud is shilling a gimmick to get viewership and fuel someone's ego :skull: :skull:
>>530384398>im in canadaMy, condolences...
>>530380921I'm guessing he says that for every weapon user then
>not even a special cutscene like with BryanThis SUCKS bros
>>530383908As my response clearly stated you provided the most generic, nondescript answer possible to a question that needed a specific, focused answer so I just clowned on you for replying in perhaps the worst way possible. Also I already drew for 4+ hours today I'm not doing anything more. Maybe at a later date, maybe not.
>dodgingSo you didn't even read my posts lmao nice
nigga I'm not even him. If you're so retarded that you can't understand he wants you to just draw something you feel is a better design then I don't know what to tell you.
its crazy playing lili vs playing xiaoyu, lili is 1.4 times stronger at least, and lilis not even top 10
>>530384526right HERE
*spreads ass*
Don't tell are they really hoping to sell the old worse bikinis first before putting the new ones? Devilish
evo top 8 finna boutta to be all fahk i understand the vision murray
bros... i love women then i hate them then i love them
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>>530386532the tekken niqab...
>>530386532Ahahaha.
Stupid fucking dev team.
They had MONTHS for designing a good battle pass (not even free btw), and this is what they come up with.
I think the pac man stage is cool
>>530386532Finally our mishima brothers will find some peace facing these whores
Honestly not getting my hopes up for Fhak giving us another Leroy situation.
Like he's stupid but only seems stupid in the Tekken 8 way.
His heat seems good but everyone's heat is good.
His strings are just kinda whatever outside of heat.
They took some of his charges away and he can't even wallsplat your directly anymore, you "just" take a stance mix midscreen.
His strongest aspect seems to me to be his pokes because they remind me of fucked up T7 buttons that have huge range and CH properties slapped on them for no reason.
Can't really evaluate how good his charge cancels are at this stage.
Anna still seems way more fuckedup to me.
>>530386532I might purchase the S1 bikinis to match this accessory.
>>530386532meanwhile, in korealand
They should nerf tekken right into the grave
knee when bryan's heat smash goes from being +15 on block to +9
>>530387996Knee did win a tournament with anna. I don't see no pakis winning with bryan.
the nerf to bryan's 3+4, 2 is pretty legitimate. bigger than what asuka got hit with
>>530387996>Bryan players when their safe mid,mid guardbreak gets nerfed to being safe
>>530388331bryan players genuinely think this LMAOOOOOO
>>530388331Itโs a good change and aligns with the changes to Claudio and Clive. Asuka gigaplus charge moves need to go now too.
>>530388876if you don't think it's a decent nerf then you're a retard. it doesn't wallsplat and handily gives up your turn. it's a deserved nerf for a really dumb move
>>530388331Do Bryan mains really...?
>>530387996holy fuckin shit this whole community has lost their goddamn minds
>>530388331Some characters sells bikinis betters than others.
Should i undo my cream pie dlc in case they ban me or will they retroactively ban me anyways even if I delete it so that itโs just better to keep it
>>530389463Theyโre never banning anyone for it. Some people unlocked Lidia early in T7 and STREAMED IT and only got a short temp ban.
big bad murray has you on his list now. you're donezo.
MY FREE MIDSCREEN TAUNT SETUP MOVE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WILL I POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO PULL OFF LE EBIN 1FRAME LINK WITH ONLY 9 PLUS FRAMES???
WHAT WILL NAMCO CLIP AND POST FOR CASUALS TO POGG OVER ON SOCIAL NOW?!?!?
THINK ABOUT TASTY STEVE FOR HEAVENS SAKE
HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ARTIFICIAL HYPE
>>530389463bro they can't even ban people that blatantly cheat since fucking t7
>>530388331>>530389020you're retarded and smoke crack. asuka's held rage art is punishable on block, that alone is one of the biggest changes the game has gotten since season 2 released. and uf1,2 with install doesn't guarantee a grounded hit anymore
meanwhile bryan's 3+4,2 still knocks down, is still safe, and still allows for a wall tornado if spaced correctly.
quite literally the most slap on the wrist nerf that bamco will ever give this faggot fraud character. paul got nerfed harder unironically
what if fahk's shorts got caught on something and you could see his 10 inch tatted glowing cock
I believe Knee's opinion over everyone else
>>530389920>that alone is one of the biggest changes the game has gotten since season 2 releasedyou are the biggest retard in this general
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which tekgen anon is this
>>530390036not when mouth-breathing bryan apologists like you are posting here. shut up nigga
Genocide all the players who use that easy button shit in ranked
That is all
:)
>>530390106Not me but pretty based anyway.
The ESL really elevates it.
>>530390036Shut up stupid Bryan playing nigger
buttblasted bryan downplayers will always be funny
you are 100 percent low iq if you think bryan was ever close to anna or nina
Don't make him ANGRY... you won't like what you're about to experience if you do.
>>530390106This ESL is 100% correct
The patch is pretty good all things considered
Obviously they won't drop a nuke on everyone, only thing that sucks it that this is the last major patch for a long time now
fahk is the best design in 15 years
>>530389920So what if the retarded charge rage art got removed completely? Would the most drastic hecking nerf ever be getting rid of a rage-only gimmick? Would that send Asuka to the bottom?
Bryan mains crying and acting like they play the game will never not be funny
>>530390492>someone wasted their time making this
>>530391095>you now remember the total psyop that was the AOP seetheThat shit was so overblown
>>530390106Tekken twitter makes retards look like geniuses
>>530391182Knee couldn't hit Xiaoyu with Bryan's busted ass S1 mids she had to die.
Please understand, Bryan has no pokes.
>>530391095Bryan qcb1 was left arm, Drag qcf4 right leg, Jin center
>>530391426Yea it was literally just Knee seething at Ling, a character no one plays in tournaments and you get matched against once every 120 matches, when you're not matched against Bryan, Kazuya, King or Jin
>>530391967'twill be lowtiergod
>>530391967no, next op will be anna
>>530391028people waste their time playing 8
lol, it's so fucking over
>>530391816I run into Ling a lot in S2 because theyโre the only other ones retarded enough to keep playing, and arenโt good at anything else.
INJUSTICE 3D WILL SAVE US, GOD WILLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZCjWCTq2s
MAILMAN IS LIVE!!!!!!
I would rather saw my arms off than give Namco more of my life clock and look at.... Pac-Pixels
what are they trying to achieve with this game? T7, warts and all, was a small game that dreamt big and succeeded far more than anyone could ever hope for
for T8, they just do stuff willy nilly without thinking about the player base at all
the last hope for fighting game pads...
TMM is mocking non whites again
>>530394372I am somewhat fluent in ebonics but I don't know what the hell this picture is saying
the sooner you quit your obsession with twitch streamers the happier you'll be.
how would m react if you told him to his face you pirated the dlcs?
what is joecrush so mad at this guy for
>>530394372What is this niggerbabble trying to say?
>>530393368>for T8, they just do stuff willy nilly without thinking about the player base at allBut they think about the playerbase
They think about the Bryan, Mishima, King and Steve mains, those characters are never bad
I am not going to buy Fahk. Someone else have him humiliate and bully naked Lili
LEO just bought me new socks bros
I kinda wanna sniff his socks now
>>530390208Imagine not being able to beat a player whose limited moves are highlighted right in front of you.
space ghost guest character dlc for tekken 8
>>530394372I understand this a a former hoodnigga and it do be like that.
It's a universal truth that no matter the race, women will always be nothing but hoes n' tricks.
>>530393373looks like it can give a good blast...
>>530395982only if it's Moltar
Need a Bane mask mod for Fahk
Uninstalled again. What a piece of trash. Months for nothing, game is still in such a poor shape. RIP Tekken 8 for good.
No real balance until S3 ... Yeah it's over.
I bet Murray made special instructions for the announcer to say Fakalamโs name like a retard the โcorrectโ way
Holy fuck this scared the piss out of me.. I was enjoying my bratwurst, looking to the side and then I just see that face slowly fade in in the corner of my eye..
>TMM: First glance? DOGSHIT
Fahkbros...
When did Armor King happen? Was I in cryo sleep for half a year? What is going on..
>gut all the neutral tools they had in 7
>make them retarded busted when they're in heat/using install
Why do they hate Tekken 7 DLC characters? First Leroy, Lidia and now Fahkumram
>brought back the cute Jack panel with Jane
nice
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>>530396698Tmm is about to change his tune completely tomorrow
>Yoshimitsu can spin out of every option fro Rama stance
>Ling, Zafina can use stance to avoid all options outside of the low
>Lili and Alisa can just backdash
Damn fahk is kinda shitty
>TMM: Man I don't wanna look at this stage anymore, to be honest
Pacmanbros...
>>530397274can lili really just backdash? wut about divine step
>>530397054heโs right you know
>STREAM STREAM STREAM GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MONEY BAMCO
DUMBASS DOESN'T REALIZE THOSE STREAMER EVENTS HELD IN JAPAN COST MONEY TO ATTEND AND ARE ONLY VIABLE BECAUSE SF6 IS BIG THERE
>>530396743No one cares about Reddit King but niggers
>>530396752thatโs their balancing MO for tekken 8. gut a characterโs fundmental tools and then give them some busted shit in an install or through a stance/heat. the game is flawed at the most base level
>>530397638sajamโs eceleb events get a lot of eyes and some strimbos to stick with the games in NA too
>>530397753No, they all dropped SF6.
>>530397970Thatโs just not true.
>>530398123She plays Tekken far more than sf6
Knee just said Fahk is unplayable..
KNEE JUST SAID HEIL HITLER
>>530398352Wavu says she hasnโt played since April
What the fuck are you eceleb faggots talking about
The FGC dick eating streamers is cringe, it hasn't even "grown the scene"
fartcumโs t8 animations are UGLY
The fighting game "community" is just a bunch of hasbeens in their 30s trying to be the reigning gorilla in a jungle of retards
They realized that this is the only way for JDCR to win EVO. War with India couldnโt stop the pakis, this is final plan F.
>>530396941>NA literal who's gassing each other up>Landon of all people
Knee crying like a fucking sore loser pussy...Little dick energy, what is this guy doing? He's even reposting mean comments about Arslan.
What a disaster.
i had thought by now id have changed or least had enough
you gotta admit it's actually insanely funny that people were expecting a game-saving patch and got devil jin launching -14 lows
>they removed his launching sabaki
wtf that was the only thing i liked to do on fahk...
I like the fireworks, they are pretty
>>530399824>droppingimplying he hadnโt dropped it over a year ago, still needs tekken in the title for clicks
>>530399824this is kinda pathetic, like a salty ex trying to gain your attention
guys im smart did i tell you about how smart i am its not a big deal tho
>>530399985Wtf he's covering the heat bar?
God damn it's kinda impossible to fight against anyone with plus frames like Nina and Reina with Fahk
>>530400093you can sense the low EQ from just the way he types
forgot to turn on your pass icon
>>530400096Put a big pointy hat on him for cheating!
>>530400093This nigga is not even smart like that. It's kind of like in tekken, sure he is good compared to an average ranked grinder but he never was on a top tier competitive level. Same with his academic history, being able to do college math at 13 is impressive for normal people but it's not a big deal if we are talking about actual gifted kids especially from places like china and russia.
Here u go, murray. You did good.
>>530400093he is extremely insecure because his self-concept (i am a genius) clashes with his reality (i am a codemonkey and on the side a picocelebrity for a fighting game) so he needs to constantly write these "heh guys turns out figuring out special relativity at 10 years old ISN'T normal :laughing_emoji:"
>so final verdict he's kinda dogshit
Is mainman right or is he gonna do a repeat of season 3 launch where everyone says he's broken except him?
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me and linganon
>>530400771i don't care nigger
>>530400771dude who gives a fuck about what mailman says, he doesn't even play the game
>>530400771He does look kinda bad overall
Like ssr duck seems to just destroy him when most of the other stuff he has is heavily minus
>>530400647you should be murdered for that, just saying
>>530400771>>530402215https://youtu.be/Sn8IUI-M2_g
>>530402272only spent about 100bucks on tekken coins thus far.
>>530401042the things i'd do...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd6ZhzM6ZY
I LOVE FAHKUMRAM THANK YOU MICHAEL MURRAY GOD BLESS AMERICA I LOVE TEKKEN OCHO
what does mr mainman think about fahkumram?
Where are the Fahkumram ryona vids?
how many installs and stances does Fahk have?
>>5304045251 each, and he didn't have any
>>530400771>dead by daylight player has opinions on tekkenwhoa crazy
>>530400771That just confirms that the character is broken, like Anna
OOOOAAH
you are my next victim
I haven't launched the game for a month. Looks like I'm waiting for s3. Maybe the game will be less dogshit by then.
you know what? don't release chloe. wait till tekken 9
you know what? don't release a new tekken
>>530399824>This this food tastes like dogshit>Better eat this other plate of dogshit to wash out the tasteThis community deserves T8.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO knee SEETHING about the bryan slaps on the wrist
kwab
if lili was a dog id eat her dogshit
if lili wasn't a dog id ask her out
>>530406412It's fucking insane how hard pro players downplay their characters. No wonder the balance is so fucked when people refuse to be HONEST
>>530406631I'M SORRY, KNEE-SAMA
does fahkumram not have the triple tailspin global nerf? lol you can easily do heat burst after the third one
the ""community""(Kekken never had one) has gone coo coo
i like knee but as a ninabro i have to look out for my babygirl
>>530387996>>530406631Imagine how this fucker treats his country mates if he's that obsessed with a retard like Arslan
>>530406639that's the thing though, if you are honest then you get all the nerfs while the whiners get buffs
it's like a prisoner's dilemma
either everyone stops being a bitch and talks about the game honestly so it can be balanced properly OR everyone has to cry like bitches to not fall behind the others
>>530406631I love the knee twitter arc legit the funniest shit
if lili was a dog id fuck her
If kuni was real i'd do whatever it takes to make her happy
Imagine taking him seriously after the whole nerf Ling she's top 1 spectacle
funny to see knee complaining about twitter complainers when he has been on top of the complaint meta since the start
>>530399824He's such a phony fake. He'll drop Street Fighter too. That game also has a lot of modern BS in it.
the day they'll implement footprints in the sand will be the say tekken 8 is saved
>muh footprints
begone, footfag
how many times do you think lili farts a day
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>>530399824Come back framepisser feed me points
at least 5 times
i wish i could smell all of them
Should I pay 30 euros for the season pass at this point? Im kinda apprehensive about putting more money in this game since it might die soon. What do you guys think?
>>530408369>30 euros for the season passwhere?
yes you need to give them more money so we can get better patches
the next one will fix the game
>>530408612Ok, only characters.
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
it's almost like balance should solely based on impartial data and the intuition of the balance department, not from discourse of biased randos online
i wish there were tons of resources online on how to balance multiplayer games from developers like riot and epic games, if only...
>>530408805donโt laugh Iโll get a boner
they used their intuition to make hellsweep track and put in vtrigger system in Tekken 8, literally no one asked for it
>>530407095Everything you posted is true and the only way the situation is broken up is if the devs take less feedback from social media on character balance
There's a reason why the popular characters are all strong, they're the loudest whiners and whenever their characters get a small nerf these people implode
They should stop listening to most of the players, only take small samples and ask "Do we agree with this statement?" because most of the time the statement is some half-truth down or upplaying bullshit spoken by some seething faggot who lost a set, pros included
Itโs funny how I look so pretty wearing this princess dress I got itโs like the heavens deigned it for me
if it's incorrect, it's not intuition
>>530408856>from developers like riot and epicworthless
blud said developers like Epic Games the creator of Unreal Engine and Riot Games
>torso item so you can't take the shirt off
this company is actually insane
>>530409138they just took T7 Jin costume and ported it, that's literally it
>>530409063>>530409101league and fornite are meticulously balanced
>>530355294DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY, IN YOUR MIND
>>530409138let's fucking storm their office and kidnap nakatsu
>>530408369tekken 8 will not die soon
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>530409275they don't aim to balance league, they just rotate the top tiers every now and then to boost skin sales
Harada is the kid, he's just watching things unfold
Requesting the tongue out vid be posted
>>530409661shut up you're talking to a Master Lux main
Nakatsu is more evil than Judge Holden
Unironically, what did you guys want from this patch? I'm glad they didn't go through with the "we're buffing characters even further" shit. Obviously they didn't throw out nerfs to obliterate characters but they made some good adjustments. Overall the patch is pretty good aside from being the last.
>>530409013>There's a reason why the popular characters are all strongReina has always been bottom tier tho
>>530409901Reina is Tekken 8's unofficial poster child, a female Mishima and only top 8 in popularity and she does not have a legacy following like all the characters more popular than her
I'll rephrase, there's a reason why the popular legacy characters are all strong
>>530410101explain nina then
blud doesn't know about the Nina mandate
>>530409872everybody wants a large patch that nerfs the frustrating parts out of this game but this is never going to happen so we will have this "next patch will fix the game!" patch drops and the game is 99% the same "okay the one after this for sure" cycle until the game dies
anyone who is holding out for some big change or some shift in philosophy should honestly just write off this shit game until the next one, bamco doesn't see this game as a problem because the numbers stay consistent and the passes keep being bought, this game is essentially in maintenance mode except some big changes when the seasons drop and DLC character design
it's all just a big problem of perception. the playerbase knows the game is fucking garbage, but they think that bamco thinks the same and is working on it
>>530410101>Clive is the least played DLC NOTLIKETHIS
* the playerbase knows the game is fucking garbage, but they can't stop playing it because they're unable to move on despite knowing Bamco will never fix it
>>530410145Nina has never been that popular among the general playerbase, she historically has a strong tournament presence because she's very fundamentally strong but takes a lot of skill to make full use of
That's why her player popularity is low despite being a strong legacy character
Came back to see the reception of the patch to think about returning and it seems Tekken 8 is completely dead. All they had to do was revert the season 2 changes and it would've been playable. Then actually build on that.
Is this what the game actually would've looked like if it had had time in the arcades first?
t8 was always meant to die quickly to reduce maintenance and dev cost and hype up a new release, everything is going 1:1 according to plan.
proof? no one in tekken project is fired
Just spammed jet kick against a panda faggot and he didn't rematch lmao fat bitch get your tranny head kicked off
>>530410305TEKKEN doesn't deserve him.
ahhh help a school girl is crouching in front of my and spamming an i26 move i can't fight back ahhh
Sakura isn't crouching in front of me
>>530411149that will be tekken 9
tekken 8 was expensive as hell due to graphics fidelity
tekken 9 will have a much smaller budget and just be used as a cheap live service to milk the tekken addicts
It's lineal in one direction
1728491971844766.gif is right?
530411607
He's probably right u know
>>530410220>>530410405what the actual fuck are you babbling on aboot?
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>>530411776they (Bamco) are literally buffing Nina every single big patch for a decade (since T7 FR days) despite killing any other female char that becomes top tier, it's more than clear someone in high position loves the char and doesn't allow Nakatsu, Mishimastar and Murray to use their gay nerf hammer
>>530411918Yea Nina is untouchable, she has divine protection, every other female character gets nerfed 5 minutes after they have any tournament success but not Nina
Wish they'd stop being so gay in general and stop with the anti-female character bias
Nanawi Gusto, Evasive Launchers, Panic Buttons
These were the mechanics chosen to create the perfect gorilla
But Michael Murray accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Season 2.
Thus the Asuka players were born. Using their broken monkey powers Fergus, KingReyJr, and Tibetano have dedicated their lives to downplaying Asuka and ruining competitive tekken!
please shut the fuck up and stop posting
fuk u all I spent 10 minutes writing that
>>530412262>seething about AsukaNigger you play Bryan or something, use your knees
Bros im going to be real with you, Tekken 4 with it's more down to earth tone and setting was the peak of the franchise
okay i give you e for effort
but still you gotta be funnier next time
also T8 Nina is Murray's favorite char, he was the one that gave her Sonya Blade guns
>>530412459you obviously dont care about the gameplay then
>>530412459everyone knows that, too bad about the gameplay
>>530412459https://youtu.be/7EpJuolwpIA
>>530412574i love chun-li's clothes
often i imagine chun-li herself farting on my face
I listened to authentic sky for hours at a time while I was writing my thesis. I never played tekken 4 but the music was very atmospheric
me too but Anal Cunt instead
If Tekken 4 had Tekken 5 DR gameplay, it would have shattered the industry. I'm serious.
Nakatsu you pussy eyed chinesd knockoff murrat and harada were finally away and that's the shit you come up with? This is your patch?
what industry? the one making Ayane's breasts jiggle and furry porn of Bloody Roar fans?
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https://youtu.be/7b8S4TDzSZc
>>530412941I quit my March 2024 until yesterday streak to confirm that Fahk was broken
he is
can't wait for the first T9 gameplay trailer to have Heat in it
it will have a new mechanic that will be drive rush and drive parry lmao
>>530413186somebody will die on stage if that happens
>>530413186it'll have Drive rush and parry to counter the plus on block mids
>somebody will die on stage
Jarvis post Harada and Murray coming on stage to reveal AK barely 2 months ago and smiling when people were cheering for them
>H & M reveal AK
>someone pulls out an AK and shoots them both
It's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQ1aCOSQos
>>530413317>turn up the heat with the brand new Heat Rushโข and Heat Parryโข mechanics
>>530412607So why is Tekken 8 a redditor marvel copy then?
Is Namco really that incompetent that it hasn't occured to them to copy the best parts of all the games?
Xiaoyu has a punch parry when she manually goes into hypnotist
>>530413778why is azucena so low
>>530413778>9 of top 10 characters are all steroid buff dudestekken community really dislikes women huh
I hope the new character is Fahk's lost brother
>>530413749Don't know if you realized this yet but Tekken Project team doesn't listen to feedback ever, unless a fat fuck like Aris approaches Harada and tells him face to face what he wants changed and only then he'll only change in the next game or when a pandemic occurs
>>530413870i had a stroke, i meant zafina
>>530413598HOWWWWW HAVE WE COME THIS FAR
WHY DID WE SURVIVE
I'D RATHER LIVE MY LIFE THROUGH HONEST EYES
>>530413964Tekken is too slow at changing and Harada is too old to adapt, he's still in the mindframe that they can only do big changes in the next game or season but there's nothing stopping them patching the game more except HMN's unwillingness to do so
Imagine tekken 9 launches and its another timeskip and we get Jin's son, Jon, and Kazuya is 70 and Lili and Asuka are married and Zafina is now half-demon and Forest Law comes back and Alex Jr is all grown up
wake up and put on a little makeup
Fahk first impressions?
Overpowered?
Strong?
Okay?
Weak?
I don't believe in the asuka and lili ship
>>530414364Who's the mother?
>>530413964They need to turn Tekken into an eroge, it's clearly the franchises destiny.
>>530414706i want to see anna eat shit so bad bros
make Tekken into Dead or Alive
let's see you smiling like that when you see his Fahk during EVO
>>530414958This but unironically
>>530414958make yourself scarce from this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYkqLm9cM3Y
i hope this game will end up like sc
>>530415508>nakatsu did you work on the collab costumes? >no i thought takeda did >takeda thought yamza worked on them >and so on and so on
>>530415508Shouldn't Koei Tecmo be angry at this or did they pay literal pennies?
>>530415508this is a chunk of my ass hair
*nakatsu-san *bows and does a dogeza* did you work on the collab costumes? hai
*no *bows and does a dogeza* etoooooooooooo i thought takeda-san did
that's actually what happened
>>53041550830 seconds in Blender
imagine the absolute state of AK when he releases since it's more than obvious it wasn't supposed to be him until the backlash happened
>>530413778I really don't know why they keep bothering trying to make Jin the mc. Every chart, casual and sweaty, consistently shows Kazuya as the undisputed coolest guy in the entire roster, despite being b- in every game. They should just make him the mainman (wink) again and make Jin his lame sidekick or something.
>>530415508Gonna wear these all on ranked!
wow it's ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE BECAME THE DIRECTOR AND THE HEAD OF THE FRANCHISE STARTING IN THE GAME JIN CAME TO BE.......HMMMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHO.......
>>530416457Either way, the numbers don't lie, Harada outta at least make Kaz and Jim equals in protagonism, tho everyone knows Kaz is the true tekken mc.
>>530416748and buff buff! Kazuya while he does it.
>>530413778Why the FUARK is my hero so low?
>the new patch is out
>mainman nowhere to be seen
he finally roped huh
fahkumram is a nigger coded character
Lili locked me in chastity and said she'd give me the key if I played 1 (one) hour of Tekken 8. I fear I'll be locked up for the rest of my life...
>>530417492>the most aryan coded tekkino character out of nowhere
havent seen a SINGLE asuka in ranked.. wonder why?
Ryu is a way cooler protagonist than Jin. At least his evil version doesnโt dress up like some hot topic bdsm queer.
>character but evil
I hate this shit so much
>>530417712The content creation cycle looks so shameful and ugly when it's laid bare like this
>>530418059Asuka is not that popular
>>530413778
Take away the tattoos and devil wings/horns and Devil Jin just looks like some gay twink built for real men like Bob.
Harada, Murray and Nakatsu. But good
Harada, Murray, Nakatsu. ALL must die.
they are heckin' listening! just two more weeks for the REAL big patch! MTGA!
magic the gathering arena?
>>530418521Asuka used to be popular before the patch.
>>530418885Reznov wouldโve been a better guest char than Clive.
Daisuke already said he wants GG and fighting game players impaled alive, Harada and Murray should just do the same and be clear and honest already
This will be me and the boys when WW3 starts but with a modded Anna screenshot in 8K resolution
no please read his posts, he's being extremely hilarious now check out his jokes
The joke is that I'm horny and this fictional character is hot to me hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah hihihihihihi
Fahk's existence proves why Reina should be deleted from the game. A character with infinite range shouldn't also be literally impossible to hit.
niggas still think ww3 will be fought with land armies and not with unmanned drones strapped with bombs (against which there's no good defense for btw)
blud wants to go and die for israel
>>530419212Literally proving the point?
would you die for your family like Jin?
>>530419610>slightly above the middle>"popular"
>>530419837my family already killed me.
>>530420085sar how is it that you post here then
>>530420210I'm dead, TImothy. This isn't real. You have to let go of me already.
remember Harada monthly .png's ?
I donโt understand why people STILL complain about Alisa. Sheโs very basic and honest , she just has annoying animations.
My favorite Pixiv tag is ใใญใญใช
When I walk on by
People are like "Is that really a guy?"
he's still going lads please laugh hhahahahhahahahahahha
I WANT TO EAT ANNA'S FARTS BROS
FUKMAR IS BACK
DAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
*jet kick*
>remember that the next dlc is Reddit King
What's the opposite of "excited"?
Why do they keep adding this boring fuck?
>What's the opposite of "excited"?
Tekken
>What's the opposite of "excited"?
entered
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>530421338Anna this Anna that what about Nina? The woman is almost 30 and nobody wants to step up and get her pregnant, unbelievable.
oh yeah nigga im gonna kick the shit out of these newfags
>>530422086i just cant picture nina shitting or farting
shes for pissing
>>530422162literally nobody else is still playing this game in 2025.
the newfags that don't appear in any tekken tournament?
the newfags all play tekken and have gay sex at my house
All the newfags got scared off
This place was full of them in early season 1
why would they be able to make it out of pools?
the current playerbase is newfags and tourney players. there is no inbetween.
>>530420964I had this exact same thought when I was finishing my grocery shopping the other day. I was walking out of walmart with my cart and out walks this chick in an all black outfit with a skirt out of a salon near the front of the store. She was cute and wearing a funny hat but then I noticed oh wait sheโs taller than me(6โ1) and she sorta had a male silhouette and thatโs when I realized I was checking out a tranny. Clivebro btw.
Harada keeps saying "a guest character/collab is only worth it when both parties benefit from it"
But I still fail to see how any of these recent collabs are contributing anything meaningful or recognizable to Tekken.
Is it a budget issue or why is everything so low effort?
>>530423139posting twitter screencaps should be a bannable offense.
i lose to alisa players on purpose
>>530423158He also said that they wouldn't sell classic characters as dlc. Who cares what he says?
>>530423158apparently bamco is pretty tight on money
hime cut is so fucking dumb
i knew tekken players were gay but that's a step too far
how the fuck is this game 120gb
if anyone but an asian is using it, it is
fuck me please
how? ue5
knee thinks tekken developers surf X for character nerf direction
>>530424080Wtf bros, I thought us tekken players didn't mash in the good old games
im still learning how to cope
>>530423974Bobcut and Bobcut(Long)(aka Hime) are top 2 female hairstyles, you cur.
>>530425005they kinda do
it'ts always the character that people cry about the most that end up getting nerfed
>>530424163>>530425914you waifuniggers need to get thicker skin
>>530425005They do lmao, it's pretty clear
>character that people cry about the most ends up getting more buffs
They really need to start doing this
It would be funny
>>530425989You need to acquire better taste. Good day.
>>530425926>>530426008how would you even know? do you browse twitter every day and count the amount of character-specific complaints? quit talking shit.
>>530425926>>530426008where is your source on this?
>>530426331you literally sounds like harada lmao
ryujin cries about devil jin everyday and he's still hot garbage
Now that my rage art is -13 I've dropped from tekken king to mighty ruler in a day :|
even the normies are fed up and want 9
Harada = Lars
Murray = the wah wah
Nakatsu = Kirk
Yasuda "Esports" = Jason
Nina CEO = Cliff
not a single Tekken dev = James
Season 3 is going to course correct so hard that youre going to take damage if you attack and the opponent blocks if you fucks dont calm down
>>530428061www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxA80cvuRII
@grok how well balanced is fahk in tekken 8?
i'm afraid I can't do that Dave
This season is a complete shit if the new character is a man.
You just KNOW he will be some tacky Victor, Fuckyourmom-tier bullshit.
At least give us a sniff to spam here.
>>530430112It will some male edgelord character
Because we don't have enough of those
>>530427187but tekken 9 could be even worse than tekken 8
everybody mention harada on twitter and tell him "fahk you"
>>530430112Yeah have you seen how the tekken community reacts to females no shit the new character will be a buff dude. Like imagine if it was some hot Korean girl but she was T7 Leroy tier strong the community would implode
>>530430919They really need to stop listening to the unironic incel crowd
>>530431000there are no incels in the tekken community, phidx has a fiance
Are you enjoying palkumlam tekgen???
>>530431447I'm contemplating suicide
you now remember that Death Note game bamco showed.
The latest Murray clown show is prime "truth is stranger than fiction".
Literally everything we memed about him and his donut steel is 100% real.
>>530432086That game should be how seeding is done not gonna lie
just ate a half-eaten milkyway that was lodged deep in my fridge since like a week ago and now I feel funny.
At ages 11-13 I tutored college and high school kids in Algebra and Pre Calculus for money to spend on video games.
>>530432217Is this a step in the right direction?
>>530432965quit copypasting tweets.
every step that I take is another mistake to you
suck
md5: 6f76aa652e33235b626e87d6627d730e
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>>530431239Those are some big nipples damn
>>530433621>I want the Dragunov dick
>>530433846>Not Stefania Fox1 job