>Hard mode Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
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>>530348019
The other girls in this thread need to stop being such sluts, especially for a trash tier husbando like Wylder
When do you all think the Tarnished Edition for ER will drop? I'm looking for an excuse to start up a new playthrough.
if the boss next week is just gigadel then i am literally uninstalling
>executor parry continues to trigger for a while as long as you hold it
>works in 360
>can parry anything
>guardian can't do literally any of this and he uses a fucking SHIELD
>he will continuously get clipped by attacks that land anywhere near him but not in front of him
This is a wild design choice
what's your hot take on nightreign?
>>530379485It should have gotten panned for being nothing but a rehash of old assets
>>530379584Can't fix what ain't broke
>wylder running away so fucking much during gnoster that the bosses split up and you can't see both on screen at the same time
>get grabbed constantly because of it
Thanks
>>530378847 (OP)this one is better
>>530379584most generic contrarian /v/ take possible
>>530379086>other girlsfuck off tranny
>>530379798>he can't solo a bug on his own
i want to braid revenant's hair while she grumbles to herself about revenge.
>>530379485all the dedicated melee classes are bad and an ironeye with a melee weapon mogs all of them
>thread slowly dying
>game slowly dying
this must be how /mhg/ felt with wilds
>>530380093status and stance breaking are the most important things in the game thoughever
>get frenzy flame incans
Good time against gnoster
>get giants flame incans
Very bad time against gnoster
>get black flame incans
Still kinda bad time against gnoster
>>530379584the post that triggered shillsissies with no rebuttal
>>530379584Finally, some truth.
I wish I were levar burton
So moth boss actually explains it all huh. The Erdtree is an incarnation of the Elden Beast on the planet, and Marika is host to a dead gods essence
>>530380237Sex with cute stylized mickeys.
>>530380236I think their general lasted longer with rapid activity though, but not by much
Statistical probability of this being the first fort?
We proceeded to eat shit so hard at the first gaol I just quit. It was embarrassing.
Everyone please move, OP forgot the other pass
>>530380430>>530380430>>530380430
>>530380487>DeadIts not dead
>>530379584I will never forgive 7th-gen corposhills convincing everyone reused assets are LE HECKIN EVIL
I didn't realise you were trying to attack my parasite
>>530380687this image does not need to be that resolution
>>530380687>all that wall of cope trying to compare Executor, a class with S/S damage scaling to Guardian
>>530380931>nobody attacked my parasite last runKuyashi
>>530380925You're genuinely right, that being said NR is just rehashed assets with almost 0 effort put into it. It still should have been panned because for reusing assets the game could have had far, far more content in it.
>>530380970>can choose them both on the character selection screen>can only pick 1 character per run>WOOOOOOOOOW WHY COMPARE THEM
>>530380687both characters unironically need a rework
>>530381132You're right, i should just use Ironeye instead
>>530379485it should have even more rehashes from DS3 so the enemies from it are in a better game
>>530381229oh shit, didnt know he had access to triple status build out the gate
>>530380687How anyone can be against this is beyond me. Im the biggest shield loving whore there is, but even I know Guardian is just irredeemable garbage in comparison to Executor. The parry vs block differences are astronomical. They're fucking insane. Its not even remotely balanced at all, Executor wipes the fucking floor against Guardian.
>>530378847 (OP)me and my party earlier today
it went well
>>530380509Miqqy is not for sex. He will compassion blast you if you try.
>>530381215I feel like exe is okay, just sucks that his skill is not useful as an actual weapon ever
guardian just blows though
>>530381498I'd like to blast my compassion inside his bussy if you know what I mean
>>530381476Game party you retard
Like an rpg
The OP image
>>530381580Executor is a good character but his kit has no actual synergy with his stats
he's the status character but his active and ult work directly against his status build up, he's passive may as well not exist
he should have his ARC status nerfed to a B and a new status character should be introduced, he should also have parrying be his passive and his active should be a slightly buffed version of his cursed blade L2
>>530381113I agree but I find it hard to be too bothered by it when the game isn't being sold at full price anyway
I wasn't particularly hyped for it in the first place and only bought it after release so my expectations aren't enormous, though
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i wish there were a tool i can check my game stats with outside of my computer
Buying dark chocolate for /erg/ femanons
>>530381898thats a good example of armchair game design IMO
not every part of a kit has to be synergistic with the rest of it to be satisfying or good
starting with a katana is all the synergy he needs for status, the rest of his kit distancing itself from that is a balance choice
i still think his suncatcher should either benefit from his starting weapon gems or you should be able to parry with any katana, but that's more for comfort than balance
he's already incredibly strong and you STILL have people in these threads think he's weak as is, can't save 'em all
>>530382506>this thread was another spam thread made by a dsgtroonI'm moving to the other one.
where are the pregnancy obsessed sluts tonight
>>530381898The DLC will introduce a new character called Shadowblade who specializes in poison, scarlet rot, and deathblight buildup.
Genuinely, is there any reason to fight invaders? They don't have great drops, not that many runes, are harder than anything less than BBH, and don't even have a 100% spawn rate for people running the invader relic
>>530382945to get square off GS
>>530382945Invaders aren't actually hard if you don't aggro 5000 mobs + the boss alongside them, but the playerbase doesn't seem to understand this concept.
>>530382356That's disgusting
White chocolate is better especially if it has the cookie pieces or almonds
>>530383071All you have to do is get close enough to get the
>another condemned has invaded and just wait for them to come to you, pick some off mobs to make a clear area, it's that easy
>>530381498Pre-Dlc Miq
>>530382015The divine tower is supporting the tree. Now look at the base game towers and note the debris
>>530383414sure, but for one mid purple? you don't even have a chance for a passive
>>530383246You have a child's palate, but I'd buy chocolate for you anyways
>>530379798You can’t blame other players for you not being able to dodge attacks
I suck so much dick at Gladius compared to all the other lords his split phase is just so annoying if you're the only one.
>>530382657I'm not saying Executor is weak at all, but he has 2 completely clashing play styles that work against each other and every part of him feels awkward (including his ult), further compounded that not a single one of his character relics are status related
his passive may as well just not exist and you can play the entire run without using his ability a single time (and still absolutely shit out damage), if you can effectively ignore the character and still be viable that's bad design imo
>>530382735Either you're a fucking retard who cant see an obvious falsflag when they see it, or you're literally just the other threads OP trying to push your split again.
>>530379485the game is a disappointment because they didn’t rehash enough content. we got like 6 fights from old games when we should have gotten 100. that plus trash mobs
>>530382945haven't gotten anything good yet, felt like a waste of time. recluse invader at low level is also fucking annoying
>>530383774I do think that the dog is one of the harder solos, just because three is a lot, haven't failed his solo yet but I've popped three of my revives on him b4
>>5303829457% permanent damage increase per invader if you have the relic
Choose your next new map:
Elden Ring Underground (Eternal Cities, Deeproot Depths, Lake of Rot)
Dark Souls (Anor Londo fortress, Blighttown, etc)
Hunter's Dream - Yharnam streets, Byrgenwerth Academy, Cainhurst)
Land of Reeds (AKA Sekiro inspired)
Duskbloods
Why'd you retards let dsg win? pathetic
>>530384026fuck off with these thread wars man
>>530384026Make it less obvious thst you're dsg
>>530383890it's weird how even base ER has the dark souls style skeletons, but they're nowhere to be seen here
>>530383751Bit hard to dodge when it's coming from off screen...
>>530384076>>530384082If you're not gonna gatekeep erg then just rejoin with dsg
>>530383246you're a fucking retard. white chocolate isn't even real chocolate, it contains no cocoa solids. dark chocolate is superior (80% cocoa is the perfect balance)
>>530383864Except the /dsg/ schizo has a known history of making new generals as soon as possible before anyone else can specifically so he can “troll” us or whatever his intention is. Whats wrong with having both passwords in the OP?
>>530384303don't call her a retard
how do the other group passwords work? I see them but can't you only have one password?
>>530382824I don’t understand what he did is he wiping his ass
>>530384270You should be constantly aware of where both of them are and make an effort to keep them both in vision as much as possible, that’s the whole challenge of a multi fight. Also all grabs in Nightreign have a distinct audio queue that they didn’t used to have
>>530384390why do you think that's a woman? weird faggot
>>530384273Why do you even want that, I dont understand.
>nearly perfect run with a great team
>do not find a single fucking greatsword all of day 1
>not one in chests, not one offered by any boss anywhere, just endless whips and staves and shields and a fucking caestus
>even the castle merchant only sells a curved greatsword which doesn't count for wylder skill
>only get an upgrade to my starter when raider drops me an ordovis sword (bless him)
>do not find one all of day 2 either
>fight DH Queen in the rain at the end of day 2 and she FINALLY drops a greatsword, blue with holy affinity so it's not even an upgrade to Ordovis
Genuinely what the hell, I have never seen the game this spiteful about giving me usable gear
It's all the more weird because aside from the loot the run was great but RNGesus must've thought I was on Rev or some shit
>>530383725My palate is refined
>>530384303Who cares? Have you actually tasted authentic chocolate? It’s ass, it pretty much has to have an assload of other stuff added to mask its otherwise awful taste
White chocolate gives a good taste and has a kino texture
>>530384613you don't need a greatsword with wylder you stupid faggot. He's the most versatile melee character in the game.
>>530384587If you're not gonna make sure erg is seperate from dsg then there's no point in the split.
And I used to use the erg pass becasue I wanted to play wth ergers, if the erg pass has people unrelated to the general joining it then there's no reason for me to keep using it
>>530384535nta but the reply chain implies it is and also only a woman would actually have standards low enough to like white chocolate
I like hazelnut chocolate and milk chocolate the best
>>530384458There’s two different types of passwords, theres queue passwords and group passwords. You can multiple group passwords and all they do is increase your chance of finding red and white phantoms from other players also using that password, so it’s best to just use the most popular group passwords you find through google search. Queue passwords are how you match up with specific people who are also using the same password for that one specific expedition.
>>530380675you sound upset
>>530384757this is a nice skill but it's hardly something to build around
>>530384587Because /erg/ split from xhis tranny breeding ground in the first place and because xhe has nothing better going on in xher life he needs to “defeat us” and in xher mind that would accomplish it
>>530384781That would explain why I almost never find red phantoms from erg, I haven't been using any group passwords
>>530381394>blood bow>poison pot/knives>his marking is technically a status effectcheckmate atheist
Bird would be good if he had recluse level hp and had a skill based way to block ele damage, and could perform all attacks while blocking.
Enemies are mobile enough that he’d constantly need to be moving so you couldn’t just safely turtle forever, you’d need to actually be good at never getting hit to stay alive, and his dogshit damage might improve if he could safely attack more often.
>>530384757Yes and? That doesn't mean you need to bottleneck your entire run around it. This is half the reason why I don't even bother running it. Just think of it as something that makes the early game go more smoothly and if you actually get a GS build going later then cool.
Same with boss weaknesses. If the stars align and you get a good fire weapon for pests thats great but don't cripple your build over it
>Triple Executor
This was one of the most fun final fights I've had in this game. All three of us stayed in curse sword mode and the whole fight was nothing but masterful parrying.
>>530378847 (OP)Ctl + f "PSN"
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>>530384757This thing is OP and every Wylder should use and always only use greatsword. If you don't use this, you are basically trolling.
>>530384023they should add the classic sewer maze that make you lost for 10 mins straight trying to get out and filled with death froggy you can't dodge.
>>530384943>this bad character would be good if we nerfed him hugely
>>530385082>3 days ago>still coming here despite making stupid dramatic goodbye postlol
>>530384915I use erg as a group password but I also use the ones I found just from googling for them and unsurprisingly most of them are identical to the most popular ones in Elden Ring.
>>530385082nigga did you really quote a 3 day old post
>>530385204nta btw, I just remembered it and thought it was accurate, I enjoyed real ergers too
>Bird ultimate now instead picks up his team, he can fly anywhere on the map with them
I fixed bird.
>there are unironically /erg/ggers who don't use boss weaknesses
No wonder this thread struggles so much.
>>530385475if you made an entire build around powerstance lightning damage then get a blue fire greathhammer with no good ash of war or relevant passives in your inventory then you don't know how to adapt or play the game.
God the difference between using erg/niggerg and using no pass at all is night and day. With erg/niggerg it’s almost a guarantee we hit level 15 on day 3 and all have weapons that the boss is weak to. With no password there’s a 50/50 chance we all wipe to BBH or gargoyle or death bird and can’t get our runes back.
poll: what password are people actually using?
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVx0zxZv
>>530384807All it would do is make /dsg/ uninhabitable for people who want to use it for that, and get entirely drowned out by all the elden ring posting. That's not defeating us, thats sepuku. I just dont get the point of all this shitposting.
>>530384670This is schizo rambling for the first part, ans the 2nd part is just a lie, there were never infiltrators.
UGGGGGGHHHH. I died in the tutorial of Nightreign. Now I'm pissed, and the game wants to start yapping about their gay-ass story. Doooon't care. Give me another shot at the boss.
I'm mad, because I tried using my items against the boss, but I still had the Elden Ring reflex, and pressed the flask button. TWICE. Wasting two flasks at the start of the right, I was unable to last long. The NPC didn't do much before dying herself.
Then I respawn, and the NPC is missing. So I guess I just fight the boss alone now? Well that sucks. I'm still disoriented, trying to find the missing NPC, taking unecssary damage. So I still end up dying again, and get a cutscene.
I'm going to restart the game. Fuck this noise. I'm not progressing until I can beat the tutorial. Fucking dickass game.
I never got mad at the previous tutorial bosses in the previous games, because I never thought I had a chance before. But this one actually feels winnable, and I was robbed by a combination of muscle memory, and the game deciding to take my partner away.
>>530385618Just don’t queue for a boss that’s weak to fire with lightning damage relics
>>530385675Should have added a both option because if one takes too long I switch to the other. They both seem to take about the same amount of time.
>>530385172>increase his ability to deal damage>remove him as a crutch for shit playersRight now shitters can play him and live forever while dealing absolutely zero damage, hiding behind the fact that they’re not dying to convince themselves they’re not dragging the team down.
Making him more survivable in the hands of skilled players while increasing his damage output is 100% a buff
>>530385752>Give me another shot at the boss.Go to the codex in the Roundtable Hold and select to replay the tutorial.
>>530385720/dsg/ is already uninhabitable
>>530385675>no ‘whichever gets me into a match faster’ optiondo better
People keep talking about erg being posted on fextra but has anyone actually proved it? Its just screenshots. If it was real there'd be a link to the page its on by now.
>>530385879(the poll was to see which I've should be using bc I haven't looked at the board in a few days)
I don't care what the password is, but I think halving waiting times by splitting the board is dumb
>>530385938Oh also not only is it winnable, but you get a unique relic for beating it. I would just take the L and come back later when you're more used to how Wylder plays, because Morgott is not easy and you get no relics for the tutorial.
>>530379798if you get grabbed then then they didn't split up
if you can get grabbed but not see them both, you're sandwiched and should move
in fact, the Wylder had to have ran into you for that to have happened, the two bugs are usually pretty far apart, as they should
>>530385752Have you never played a fromsoft game? You’re not supposed to beat the tutorial boss on your first play through. They’ve done this gimmick like five times.
>>530386019>halvingdoubling, I'm retarded
>>530386050how tf do you come back to the tutorial?
>>530385880>halve his health and kill his entire identityjust play Executor you Skill-Based™ actual faggot
>>530386010literally go look for yourself
look in the comments of the nightfarer pages on fextra
>>530386142>how tf do you come back to the tutorial?>>530385938
this is a psa that all characters should be grabbing starlight sharts even if you don't have someone casting.
if you end up without a spammable ash someone probably will.
>>530386019I agree that splitting the password is dumb but I also think that having an erg password that’s likely to match me with non /erg/ users is dumb so the simple solution is to not split the password and just use niggerg. The fact that people get so upset about this proposed change tells me it’s a change that would filter exactly the people it’s meant to filter.
>>530385938Where is the codex? What does it look like? I'm afraid of interacting with anything before finding the codex, so I can return to the tutorial.
>>530386050First you say you get a unique relic. Then you say you get no relic. What?
>>530386092SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER READING THE WHOLE POST. HOLY SHIT. READ BEFORE REPLYING BITCH ASS
>>530386010go on literally any nightfarer page (except Executor and Revenant) and ctrl+f 4chan
>>530381580He just needs deflects on any weapon blocks without janky stance-switching. And his stance L2 can just remain as a skill. He would be perfect this way.
>>530386314click select, you get a map and a menu, if you click on codex you get teleported right in front of it
there's a lot of info there, and the redo tutorial button somewhere in it
also, stop writing like a faggot
>>530386314Go to where Smithing Master Hewg would be in the Roundtable, the Codex is there.
>First you say you get a unique relic. Then you say you get no relic. What?You get no rewards to USE for the tutorial, but you get Morgott's shackle as a relic REWARD for defeating him in the tutorial. Yes, you can get it from tutorial replays.
>>530386010https://eldenringnightreign.wiki.fextralife.com/Raider
ctrl+f “erg”
Then do the same for every other nightfarer wiki page
Nightfarer for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuSzNmEjFLg
>>530386289Agreed, if I get rivers of blood on executor I’m grabbing as many starlight shards as I can.
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can you get these relics from the shop? I don't play ironeye
>>530386340>ctrl+f 4chanI saw nothing
>>530386314>SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER READING THE WHOLE POST. HOLY SHIT. READ BEFORE REPLYING BITCH ASSWhy would I do that if it’s gonna make you this mad?
>>530386289Shut the fuck up asshole my caster needs those fucking shards more than the fucking wylder or ironeye.
>>530386505>1/10 up/down votes>Wylder 0/7I've seen enough. No one cares about these or is responding to them. Hell I doubt anyone even looks at the comments on fextra. Not only are the votes overwhelmingly negative, they're so few that even if every voting person still used the pw anyways it still wouldn't make a noticeable impact on the games. And besides all that, its completely obvious that no one outside her is using erg because the matchmaking fucking died out when we split the pw. If there were outsiders on it, we'd still get quick games using it. So clearly nobody is fucking infiltrating.
I think there's some malicious force at play that prevents me from reaching level 15 on any Gladius expedition. Like "this is the first one, you can't be level 15".
>>530386536Executor with seppuku
>>530386457Oh. You mean "have". "You have no relics".
Well alright. I found the codex, thanks. I don't see a tutorial replay option. I'm going to check again, but nothing is standing out, so I'm going to guess it's not unlocked yet, because I haven't interacted with some key part of the roundtable yet. If I can't find it in the codex, then I'm just starting a new game entirely.
my controller has started doing this thing where the front analog stick hangs ever so slightly forward at neutral position so if i try to stop running right at a dormant power or site of grace i'll wind up walking past it while i'm in the menu
this is singlehandedly killing my desire to play the game because it's like getting hit with a small rock every time it happens
>>530386695this person is cheating
>>530385752the trick is to simply have not played elden ring, quite easy honestly
That sure was a game
lmao scuffed from minute 0
>>530386828why would someone on fextra use an erg password? I'm sure fextra is still decently above randoms, not so different to make normies go to 4chan
>>530386828The person who posted that is a very dedicated schizo who is deliberately trying to “defeat” /erg/. When he tried posting niggerg to fextra it got taken down, as was the intention of that password. Why give him what he wants by continuing to use the password he wants us to use and not instead use the password he can’t do what he wants to do with?
>>530386943I've had that happen when I try to take the hawk bus sometimes, my character is completely nonresponsive and just walks off a cliff and I have to spiritspring back up, it's so fucking frustrating.
>>530387107No wonder you struggled, you got matched with troons, if you are not one yourself
>>530385475Overrated as fuck
>>530386964That augur/libra bit was pretty kino in it's own ballbusting way.
>>530387046I literally just spelled it out for you, dumbass. But I'll do it again. The thing he wants is to split shit up and cause a fuss. So just dont split up. You think splitting us is going against what he wants? Stupid fuck. And erg was never fucking compromised, as I just explained.
>>530386943Yeah it’s stick drift, everyone who has ever used a controller for longer than a year has dealt with this. Sometimes if you just power through it and keep using it, it goes away. That’s what happened for me and my decade old DualShock 4 which somehow still works and no longer drifts.
>>530386964Yeah sorry I was already set on doing nokt before thinking about fighting Libra
>>530386828I dont like posting these every-fuckin-time but this schizo is slowly getting on my nerves.
>leaked in discord>leaked on Fextra
bad seed, bad landing
poor drops
>>530387248This at the same time
somehow do noklateo, die in the storm in it
get to bugs at lvl 12, somehow pull it out after 3 baring multiple times
Good game in the end
>>530386960How do you know for sure? It’s possible for someone to be that lucky if they’ve been playing for long enough.
>>530387336Goddam read what the fuck I said you illiterate retard. If anyone was responding to these posts at all, our queues wouldnt be fucking dead on erg. They're dead because half the people split the password which was exactly what the dsgtroon wanted, and also because no outsiders are playing on it to fill out the queues. Stop being a paranoid schizo and shooting yourself in the fucking foot over this psyop.
>>530387251How can the password be split if we all use niggerg and stop putting erg in the OP?
>>530387336so if you see new faces that are shittin up the place there's your reason
>>530386828I tell my gf to use the PW and she doesn't even browse vg at all. She's mostly on. ck, and v
>>530387336>>530387478you post without reading while complaining about people not reading
good job, retard
>>530387473Don't pretend to be stupid at me.
>>530387478Those all calls for base elden ring bosses. Not nightreign. Illiterate fuckwit.
>>530387368all good jabroni a win is a win and were fucking winners winning
>>530387582>Don't pretend to be stupid at meYou didn’t answer my question. Every problem you present is solved by simply putting only niggerg in the OP.
>>530387620has he been admitted to the courtesy?
i just unlocked duchess... she looks like she's trying to emanate elegance and superiority but she sounds way too young. Her introduction was way corny for a from game.
gladius is a trash fight
>>530387336>>530387478Honestly at this point you're so committed to not reading anything you rpely to, and with how you spam these every thread to fear monger, from now on if I ever see these images with these filenames again I'm just going to assume youre dsgtroon posting to fear monger and keep the players split.
>>530387368It's possible, but those are too perfect. Seeing ~one perfect relic is believable. But three is definitely sus.
>>530387478>>530387336unless that derp keep doing that all day every day, no one there going to keep using erg pass after one match. truly what a non-issue with all these nonsense.
>>530387673Its not because people are fucking retard and just keep using erg regardless. Advertising your psyop in the OP is just keeping us split for longer. The problem is solved by just putting erg in the OP and forgetting about the psyop made to split us up.
>>530386884Almost had him. I'm still a little slow pulling off my specials. Because having the hold Y takes a second or two to process. I also missed an ultimate. If I landed it, I would have won.
The amount of people in the world who would willingly spend their time joining a 4chan lobby to troll is extremely low, and that already limited number goes down to double digits once you add in a price tag and make it purely co-op
I've seen this same "trick" pulled probably dozens of times with MMO guilds and other MP lobbies and I genuinely can't think of a single instance of it mattering
>>530380931why didn't you just kill fartis before the uh oh stinky timer ran out and nuked you?
>duchess>revenenant (sorry mami your not yys)nvmd
>>530387958>two fucking seconds to process a two-button comboCan you chew gum and walk at the same time or nah
>>530387958why are you windowed
>>530388041Going by the clip and what's obvious to your fucking eyes, it would seem that Faurtis did its tunneling move which stopped it from being targetable for attacks.
>>530388002It's not trolling. I use the 4chan password because it's an easy free win.., even though erg goes down more than me.
>>530387901>because people are fucking retard and just keep using erg regardlessWhy would I want to play with retards?
>find Libra while we're still low level
>everyone behaves and gets deals from him if they want and then leaves
>end of the day we double back and fucking stomp him into the ground
>>530388181he tunnels for 1/10th the time you have to kill either before animus calls in the shitter button on you
>>530384649yes i have. it is absolutely delicious. it just means you're a retarded faggot with shit taste.
>>530387958lol, forgot I get to respawn. I'm counting that as a win. I just finished him off. He almost killed me again though, because I tried to grapple and spam attacks. And he had the same idea to spam back.
>>530388045Chill, I'm just getting accustomed to the new controls.
>>530388050Makes tabbing in an out easier.
new relic doc, has relic skills that are in game but not accessible
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Gz6fqIBNr2BXr45te9ewTolHJr4zZ_Apbqa09gL3VbI
fun shit like:
>[Duchess] Character Skill inflicts sleep upon enemies
>[Wylder] Character Skill inflicts Blood Loss
>Jumping Conjures Magic Projectiles
>[Recluse] Collecting 4 Affinity Residues Improves Affinity Attack Power
>Guard Counters Cast Light Pillar
don't tell me the caretaker is also voiced by a jeet...
No one likes a map without any shifting earth
There's no reason not to have one active
Has anyone here managed to find the cord end? I’ve played for almost 90 hours and never seen it once.
>>530388707they're neat but they're not the leaked raider relic effect:
>punching people makes you punch people harder
>>530388825which one do you have active rn?
>>530388369And he also has like 4hp left. So clearly they beat on him for awhile, then he went underground, and it was too late to take down the moth instead. You only get 55 seconds to kill one before it does this move. And no, it doesnt tunnel for 1/10th of that, he's gone for more than 5.5 seconds.
>>530388890noklateo, the best one
>>530388825True, especially when it’s not even that hard to clear the castle on night 1/day 2 so what the fuck is left to do on night 2?
>>530388786If you cared you'd get the characters name right. Stop looking for things to get offended over, snowflake.
>>530388825The reason is you cant match with someone else who has an active shift of a different map.
>>530388890I had volcano so that means I should have had 3 expeditons available but somehow at the second one I was not the host so it was a rotted woods forest, and after the clear it provided me with that shifting earth as well
I masturbated so much yesterday and this morning that I actually just played video games all night instead of horny posting. In fact, I'm about to play more Nightreign. Are you proud of me /erg/?
>>530389036i literally just started so i don't know his name, and the problem is that the accent sticks out like a sore thumb
>>530389108depends, what character you played and what were you...watching?
>>530389108Try acting normal and I’ll be proud of you. But we both know that’s impossible for you so no, I’ll never be proud of you.
>>530389226'cord sissies, we won!
I haven't seen random brainlets ever manage to open the new rise
>>530389108Very proud of you, slut
*headpat*
>>530389108No! I been here waiting for you to hornypost so I could jerk off, now what I am supposed to do! I was playing Wylder most of today looking for you, too, using the My Beloved pate on every Duchess I saw.
some guy just made a minmaxxing site for relics
you give it your save file, it gets all the relics you have and gives you the best build for each character
is this necessary though?
>>530389036>The reason is you cant match with someone else who has an active shift of a different mapI don’t know why they did this, they really should have made it so which shifting earth you get is rolled for all three of you after you match up.
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>>530389108I masturbated some thinking about last night and also played some video games
Last night was something crazy and I slept really good after
But tonight is for giving Wylder a break from all the breeding
I'm glad I NEVER played with any of you
Shit like this makes me see it's preferably to play with randos instead of /erg/ or any of these /dsg/ schizo shitposters
>>530389458Because a) if you paid for a shift you better damn well get it, and b) shifts ate contagious and overriding one you bought because you wanted it would be cancer.
Is anyone playing right now? I've tried both passwords and only run into like one other person?
>>530389524Shit like what?
>>530389412That’s pretty cool if it actually works but messing with relics is fun so I’m not using that
>>530389593I'm on niggerg now
>>530389521me on the left
>>530389541Well yeah obviously if they did what I suggested you wouldn’t be able to change shitting earth manually which in my opinion is a dumb feature. Noklateo is objectively the best one so why would anyone use a different one.
>>530388867>[Raider] Permanently increase attack power when performing Character Skill's final attackYeah, this one could be amazing.
>>530389645Uh huh. If you were you'd say your boss queue and platform with it so he could actually match with you. You just want to push your psyop queue more.
>>530389603All of this thread, the schizo shitposting, the horny posting and all the awful takes
>>530389385I'm one of the Wylder wives but I don't actually play Duchess
>>530389609it doesn't work that well, you can see from the image it recommends a dogshit relic for duchess just because it gives int+3
the second build is much better than the first but they're ranked the same
the site is cool but i think it needs a lot more work on the effect values
>>530389189<3
>>530389318Duchess and Revenant today, also Darktide and also Raidou Remastered and also a lil Tavern Talk.
>>530389330I will do my best.
>>530389383Thank you! <3333
>>530389385I'm so sorry. The sin will recharge in my soul and then I will become a mess once again. I will make sure to sexually harass every Wylder I see.
>>530389521Sister wife! My beloved. It was crazy. I had so many good sessions and sleep. My cat even slept on my head last night so it was extra nice. Yes, tonight is break night.
It’s 2AM on a Tuesday and my neighbour is clapping and singing in her back yard.
>>530389739all pc, I usually just like to wait
>>530389809> <3Kill yourself
>>530389593I’m assuming EST is the most popular time zone for most /erg/ users and in EST it’s the middle of the night on a weekday
>>530389809>I will make sure to sexually harass every Wylder I seeGood. He's actually really fuck against Pest, and against Adel if we get that next again. So I'll be on Wylder a lot this week. I have the week off work because its my birthday this week. Oh uhh, actually its past midnight. Its my birthday now. So hopefully I see you in queue and you can drain your brother.
>>530389809>I will do my bestYou’re already failing with this post.
>>530389792Good girl puppy dog Rev slut?
>>530389819Very good very good
God this place is such a shithole
>>530389809uhg, fine i guess i'm a little proud
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>>530389956Omg that's you? I have a post it written down to wish anon a happy birthday. I was gonna wait till tomorrow, but now that you've said it...Happy birthday!!!
>>530390038Still my best.
>>530390163Yaaay
>>530389809Are you the goonette who has posted her cats before
Post cat reardless
>>530390131It sounds pretty cute actually but wtf is she doing up? I’m up cause I’m a neet and I’m chain smoking but what about her?
>>530390135What makes you say that
>>530390323I was wondering if that anon was just joking or if I'd hear from them today. I'm happy to hear that all along it was the same cum slut breeding kink sister wife whore that I was trying to match with today.
Is this shit not a bannable offence? These people are actively making the thread worse.
>>530390605rules are merely suggestions to jannies
>>530390393She's living her best life psuedo cinematic experience and she's being a good actress because she doesn't even realize she has an audience at the moment
>>530390334Nah I'm someone else. I'll consider posting cats at some point. I don't usually like to share anything though so no promises.
>>530390452>cum slut breeding kink sister wife whoreI love this title of mine. You poor thing, you are so backed up. Have a happy birthday masturbation session okay? I'm off to play more!
>>530390668Is there really still no cross play?
Dont give me the icerind hatchet if it has no hoarfrost stomp
>You've unlocked a Remembrance outfit
Bitch these all look the EXACT same
>>530390721Sony won't allow it. Any time a game has no crossplay, you can easily blame Sony.
Gg Raider/Revenant, tyvm for the fire giant whip
>>530386835It does feel like soulgain is much lower on that expedition
>>530386835>>530390964The seeds for it are baby mode. More Marika Chapel spawns and all.
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>>530390960thx for all the shards too
>>530390716Can I be your good boy gaming chair while you play?
>>530391113Can I bludgeon your skull in with a hammer?
>>530391167kill yourself dsgtroon
>>530390812which one did you get
>>530391107You better be a good girl and drain them right for that kind of service
>>530391316and this is coming from the faggot trying to ERP with other men
>>530390716I am backed up, hopefully I get to see you being your usual public cumslut self soon
>>530391336The only ones that are noticeably different are Raider and Recluse
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can you even get "stamina recovers with each successful attack + 1" in the gacha
>>530391790why do people cheat at the relics, its like the only reason to keep playing at this point
>>530391531>wylderearring on his scarf
>ironeyeyou are retarded if you need that one spelled out for you
>guardianyou are retarded if you need it spelled out for you
>duchesshair in a braid, bound with the seal on wylder's belt
>executorscar on his abdomen
just say that you didn't do all of them
>>530391531Guardian's has a noticeable change, even if it is just a hat
>>530392254forgot, but
>revenantremoves the pieces of cloth covering her doll joints
Damn I just got matched with two Wylders who had no relics on triceps also and our first night boss was fucking bell bearing hunter and he wiped us. Must have been a great first impression of the game for them.
>>530387541your gf isn’t real so she doesn’t browse anything take your meds
>>530388002i look like that and do that
>>530388381I’m sorry you enjoy the taste of burnt bitter shit on your tongue. You couldn’t help it your brain was just wired wrong at birth. That’s not my problem though.
>>530392889You have the taste of a literal child if you can stand dark chocolate because it’s “bitter”. Let me guess, you don’t like coffee either?
gg raider/executor on heolstor. many close calls this run.
>>530389036Shut your bitch ass up maggot it’s jarring and sounds like shit and people have the right to shit on it dilate harder
>>530392986Anonymous here! I like dark chocolate but dont drink coffee, hope this doesnt help!
why do i get relic blessed by allah for a class i never play
hoo yeah! another game another gaolfags DENIED of their stone sword keys
https://vocaroo.com/169NFsWWOYg0
do you guys like my new song
Ez win, got the true libra fight in there as well
if they made a second map what kind of locales would you like to see? i want a map seamlessly made of the underground area of the base game. how would sote locales be made into a map and what kind of shifting earth stuff do you wanna see
>>530386536Not clicking that
>>530386943Then do the smart thing and stop playing
>>530389524Understandable
This is probably the worst new game general on the board right now. Definitely in the top 10 for worst overall
>>530388825the volcano is dogshit, if you actually enter you cannot go back up and lose everything, the rest arent that much better
Fextra says the cord end can only be found in churches, is that true?
>>530386301Facts. Nothing but the truth.
>>530389819Grow a pair and tell her to shut up if it’s bothering you.
>>530393006We kinda just fucked around the whole run, huh? I didn't know hanging out in the rain would increase the amount of damage you took over time.
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Gg psbros.
Adel loves Guardian
>>530393465I thought I seen someone get it in a ruins. I got mine in a church though
>>530393483Didn’t say it bothered me, it’s not like I’m tryna sleep. Relax a little
>>530390393>chain smokingthis place really is just populated by the worst dregs of the internet isn't it good lord
>>530388825i like my vanilla limveld though
>>530393465idk but i've seen them drop twice from the church crates only since launch
>try pubs
>get 0(zero)((nada))(((fuck all)))((((ABOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING)))) incants
>not a single incant from boss drops
>2 (two) temples on the map we couldn't get to
>forced to go into non-ES bug with just adefault healing incant and +1 claws
>win
I'm NEVER fucking playing with pubs every again.
The heal was actually kinda useful, I topped up my group's health a few times, but it would probably have still been better to be able to do more damage.
>>530388825I like the default personally! I think I like every map except I'm lukewarm toward mountaintops. I think the crater dive could be a bit more interesting but it's cool that you can path through there and mountaintops day 1 (around the area not inside the depths) if you have to.
>>530390668>>530390721>>530390812Small indie company + no refunds + please understand
>>530393305This is like the 6th time you posted this with no responses. It's like you want to ragebait so badly, but no one is mad about it. Its just cringe at this point.
>>530393534I’m trying to do solo runs where I just focus on finding it by visiting all the churches and if I don’t find it I quit out and restart. Just wanted to make sure there wasn’t somewhere else I should be checking too.
So will they ever add in the new stagger animation for Bell Bearing or will he just be the the most stalwart boss in the game forever
>>530393657no one tell this guy i did coke at a party last month
>>530393723shut the fuck up gaolfag. i'm stealing your stonesword keys bitch
>>530393630Ok then why mention it? Seems like an odd thing to bring up out of nowhere
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>>530391113Absolutely. You're always my good boy gaming chair. Your tongue is so nice and helps me play better.
>>530391504<333 Soon.
Got a relic that made me want to try doggie. Is the attack buff worth it?
>>530393657Simply using this website qualifies you as a dreg, don’t act like you’re any better
>>530393723>This is like the 6th time you posted this with no responsesWhat? Did he post it with some other kind of image? Because I’m positive I’ve never seen that webm before
>>530393726It’s like a 0.1% of spawning and all you get is don’t lose ruins on death talismans. Not worth the black mark on your visual codex
>>530393448Just don't dawdle too much at the start of day 2 and head to the volcano right away and you'll always have enough time to go back. Maybe kill a couple of extra field bosses after the main event too (like demihuman queen and red wolf above it).
>>530393779>Bring any parry shield>Instant victoryAcquire skill
>>530393896im not a shameless addict knowingly destroying my body so no I'm quite a bit better
>>530393657I love how that’s the part that made you call him a dreg and not the neet part
>ERP starts up again
Just nuke this shithole already
Why is Rot Forest deemed the best shifting earth? The abundance of day 2 bosses?
>>530389785That's every general
>>530393486yeah and I think if you stay for longer than 2 mins it insta kill you no matter the health.
>>530393954I know the reward is crap I just think it’s cool so I wanna see it
2/3 for heolster, password niggerg
>>530393896Ngl it’s shittier than it used to be. These threads make you realize people were right about the troon mafias. It’s agp central here now.
>>530394067it's simple, flat with all the bosses just gathered up
>>530394025well yeah at least half of this websites user base are neets it’s a commonality so that’s not surprising
>>530394005I'm good at the fight though.
The hardest part is how long it takes to kill. Anyway deflecting as Executor is a bigger win button than parrying twice with your shield for a measly 8% of it's HP bar.
>>530394009Nah you just knowingly destroy your mind by feeding it garbage like the content on this site. God what is with 4chan fags and being obnoxiously smug about not doing drugs? No other website has people like this.
>>530394067Its piss easy and /erg/ only likes piss easy games
I don't know if any of you remember that playthrough I was talking about the other day. That one where he's playing through Elden Ring slow as molasses?
Well I just caught of on his latest stream, and the guy spends about 4 and a half hour exploring the three sisters.(ranni's tower area) Most people spend about 30 there. Maybe 60 if they're thorough.
The average player whacks the dragon until it flies off. Joins Ranni's conspiracy, talks to all the NPC, runs around the back zone for a while collecting loot, and killing the red wolf, before farting off to progress the game elsewhere. It's a nice little area to explore. Not big. Not dense. You're not spending a whole lot of time here.
But somehow, this mother fucker milked the zone for 4 and a half hours. Amazing.
>>530394067mostly the abundance of bosses helps smooth out the team's gear the most on top of the rot forest buff being around a 30% maximum hp buff and it's very easy to swerve into the forest to get the blessing making it flexible
in noklateo people often don't have talisman at the end due to lack of a castle and if you want to complete it you need to go there really fast, it almost requires a day 1 split in a way
crater has higher damage potential ofc but the less bosses means unless you're really going you'll probably end up weaker than in forest (and more fragile) due to lack of weapon passives
If we're talking pure survivability you can make a case for noklateo blessing but I feel all the weapon passives/loot you get for not running noklateo as well as the tankiness of squishy characters being pushed up to tankier characters offsets it well enough
>>530394064They genuinely need to add ERP as a bannable offence, it ruins every general
>>530394067Lots of bosses to kill all together and the malenia rune passive is the best one, only surpassed by getting a legendary weapon since you can't just get a legendary weapon with a rune.
>>530394067It's impossible to fuck up and gives a great reward.
People who know how to do Crater and specially Noklateo don't need the extra help to win anyways.
>>530394294>parry twice (but watch out for the glowing red attacks) for riposte animation that does 8% of it's hp>meanwhile the deflectbro can deflect all attacks, unsheathe and sheathe at will to swing their weapon mid attacks, and get the stagger eventually anyway>can even deflect the screwdriverI'd like to see you parry the screwdriver.
>>530394489Yap yap yap, you're wrong. Two parries opens him up to the whole team, executor can't reliably.
I'm glad I knew to try a solo expedition in Nightreign. If I didn't know, and jumped straight into a multiplayer match, I would have been a complete burden on my team. I have much to learn before I'm ready to get into multiplayer. I don't expect to defeat a nightlord on my own. But I just need to get the hang of things before attemping a real run. The controls are really tripping me up. I fumble even something as small as zooming the map.
>>530394067Easiest maybe but definitely does not have the best rewards, that would be Noklateo and it’s not even close.
>>530394547Executor does the same except does real damage while doing it while you, the parry cuck, watch your buddies have all the fun.
>>530394223>making a false equivalency this hardLet me know when browsing this site cripples your lungs by your 30s or gives you 5 different flavors of cancer you shameless addict bastard. Keep your degenerate habits to yourself and stop blog posting if you don’t want to be shat on as the low life you are. You are unironically the other side of the coin or ERPfaggots
>>530394181That’s what happens when you willingly host an LGBT board on your website
>>530394598>Executor does the sameI main Executor and no it doesn't, it takes for fucking ever to get the breaks and parrying is infinitely faster and infinitely more reliable.
>>530394608What's that? Oh, you can't parry the shield slam or it's follow-up explosion? Strange... well, not MY problem.
>>530394067>doesn't require 100% commitment (like crater or noklateo)>good power that's quick and easy to get>guaranteed rot weapon>simple layout impossible to get lost>ton of red bossesOther shifting earth events can be better depending of situation. Bot rot forest is just consistently good no matter what you're doing.
>>530394242Based game savourer
>>530394706Irrelevant, strawman argument, see
>>530394547
I will always and exclusively use greatswords on Wylder for the Relic
>but muh build
I do not care
It looks fucking cool
On one hand I want to get on for a game before turning in for the nightly Wylder cuddle with my sisters on the other hand I'm so tired
It's been a few days since I played
>>530394067Because I can farm lots of kills while my slaves go and kill bosses for me
>>530394489>spending two seconds parrying to get a crit is less efficient than deflecting 20 times to get a staggerThe mind of players who defend Guardian and Executor's Sekiro katana needs to be studied.
>>530394612aww does the ciggie make the wittle autist angy? you poor baby
>>530394242Cringe time waster
>>530393779even a fully charged ironeye ult can't stagger the fucker im fairly certain they want him to be like that at this point...
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Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again
give bearing bell hunter afterimage attacks
>>530394917>Point out mechanics is bad>I agree>Point out mechanic tied to a character is bad>HOW DAAAARE YOU ATTACK MY WAAIIFFUUU!?Its /a/tards, its always /a/tards.
>>530394829Go get some rest cutie. I can play with you tomorrow night when you're nice and rested.
t. 300 wylder expeditions
They really need to add the ability to spawn in any enemy you want into the sparring grounds. I wanna practice deflecting with executor but the marionette has like two moves.
>>530394917Do not compare the Executor to the Guardiancuck. Hiding behind his shield accomplishing nothing of importance. Bait without anything going for him except a little tornado to bully Banished Knights and Misbegotten's. That's all he's good for, bullying minorities. Meanwhile the Executor is made for dealing with entities that actually matter in the world.
>>530395000if lung cancer won't take me then bell bearing cancer will
>>530395034>Press button>Hold it for a second>Rinse and repeat >Congratulations you're immortal
>>530394981*your wife's son
>>530394961My idea was to name my character hunchback and only move crouched but it is too tedious, like playing Elden Ring which I already beat. Can’t bring myself to farm crap in this old game and run around to caves I’ve already been in when nightreign is at final boss in 30 minutes
>>530395000the fact that BBH has a higher stagger threshold than Heolster is fucking wild
>>530395007uhhhh what how do you figure
>>530395029That's so impressive you must be a pro Wylder
Feed me lots of star shards tomorrow then
Goodnight
Why doesn’t fromsoft give you the ability to refight bosses for no additional rewards like in Sekiro and other games, in DS & Elden Ring?
its time to face the facts. a melee only ironeye that never uses ult is still better than an executor who knows when and how to parry effectively.
>>530395316Goodnight sleep tight. Dream of your husband and your fertile sisters all cuddling together
>>530395402Wrong because mark is a noob trap used for the lolz
>>530394939He does have a point. I don’t think we’ve gone a single thread where the resident junkies haven’t mentioned they’re high or drunk at some point. I don’t care if you do drugs or not but what is with this obsessive need to mention it out nowhere at all times like no one cares nigga
>>530394939>mindbroken so hard xhe has no rebuttalThought so. Truth hurts. Don't pick fights you cant win.
>>530394550I wish I could get noobs on my team cause it’s too easy when everyone knows what they’re doing and you’re level 15 every time
Heh… I’m a pro Wylder who plays the game like fuckin’ dark souls 3 but with a grapple hook! Look at me, I grope bitches with my grapple hook! Wow. So cool. Claymorebros the circlejerk is at 12.
>>530393434entire map is an autistic faram azula jumping puzzle. welcome to parkour civilization bitches
>>530395572*blows smoke in your face* Okay toots.
>>530395638On that note why does claymore not poke in nr
>>530394939you could not have formulated a more reddit post if you tried you're over here defending the honor of cigarettes dude please take a step back and reevaluate your life
>>530395732It does you just won’t see it with Wylder cause his moveset overrides them.
I thought the exact same thing with the Nightrider Glaive when I used it with Guardian but it’s just because I was Guardian.
>>530395645Whole map would be too much, but faram azula shifting earth with tons of floating parts could be amazing.
Damn it smells like lung cancer and loserhood in here someone open a window
>>530395832imagine all the webms of people failing jump checks
>>530395790ah. I noticed the wakizashi on duchess has a different moveset than when she uses other daggers.
>>530395137There’s no way they made it that easy
>>530395935wakizashi is a dagger but also a katana somehow I think is why
I know you can powerstance it with katanas
There should be a dragonsburrow shifting earth and it’s just scarlet woods without the rot build up and all the bosses are flying dragons of the hill or the variants from Elden Ring except one which is Bayle and you gotta find Bayle to get his awesome passive that coats your weapon in orange lightning the whole game but his moveset is entirely unchanged from SOTE so he’ll fly around all over the place and then phase back to where he’s supposed to be.
>nobody queuing up for games
ded general
>>530395572>rebuttallmao this isn’t debate club. You really are autistic.
>>530395935That’s always been a unique dagger since it’s like
>>530396009 said. The Rivers of Blood guy uses it like that and I think the guys in that cave where you get the white reed armor do too.
Also the Darkmoon Greatsword is an exception as well, it’ll use the unique R2 if you use Wylder.
>>530395790It’s the same with executor, they removed his running katana poke which is probably the best move on the katana. The character specific weapon movesets are actual nerfs
>>530396124You have to be mad to prefer this pool to no password
>>530395530What is this obsession with mentioning how much you hate drugs? It’s equally as off topic and low effort as mentioning you’re high or drunk
>>530394771>>530394961I feel somewhere in the middle. On one hand, it's cool that he's taking his time, because it allows him to discover Seluvis's cellar. And unfold Ranni's quest the proper way, where Rodgier figures out Ranni was part of the plot of the night of black knives.
But on the other hand, it's incredibly frustrating to watch him stop and think, and stare, and stall for extended periods between every action.
He didn't even really finish the area. Because he ended the stream on a cliffhanger. On the decision of whether or not to give Gideon the potion. It's most likely that he's going to give the potion, then he has to return check if Seluvis's quest advanced. Somehow he will milk that simple interaction for another 20 minutes.
He's probably going to unlock Radahn next stream, because he has the Jerren hookup. So talking to Iji will trigger the festival. But knowing him, he's going to somehow managed to milk the lead-up to the festival for 4 hours, before ending the stream just before the boss fight.
queueing for anything except purple bug
>>530395776I’m not defending cigarettes I know they’re terrible it’s just funny how much the mere mention of them set that guy off
>>530396225Executor’s set is fast but it’s kinda just meh other than that. The R2 just combines the uchi and nagakiba slash -> poke R2s which is neat I guess.
I actually don’t hate Raider’s at all but it’s only because I’ve gotten used to it and dmg negation up while charging attacks exists, but if you do the same strats with Wylder, you’ll do them just as well.
>>530396538Actually I wouldn’t say it’s better on Wylder, but if you get Ghiza’s Wheel on Raider which has the original moveset, you’ll feel like Raider’s been wearing weights this entire time because he uses that weapon like a fucking boss.
>>530395587I'm not going to practice *too* hard before going multiplayer. I did only 2 solos so far, and in the second one, I got rained on, because I couldn't find my way up to safe ground. Turns out I was near one of those jumpy springs, but didn't realize it, because I didn't register what those symbols were on the map. I don't want to die to bullshit like that in multiplayer. Just reading the map incorrectly like a dope.
>>530396409Oh, you're on te erg pass... No thanks troonie
>>530396363Honestly I don’t know why you’re watching streamers period, never mind why you’re watching a streamer who bores you.
>>530396132Take the L retard you said stupid shit with nothing to back it up and now you look dumb with a stretched out bleeding asshole jesus christ all those ciggies really must be killing what few brain cells you have left lmao
>>530396321No, it’s not. I also just said I don’t drugs and I don’t care who does them. This is my first time even bringing it up. It’s a consistent thing that’s brought up out of nowhere and it’s annoying. Like we’re an on anonymous website I don’t understand what purpose it serves to constantly mention it again and again and this isn’t the first place I’ve seen it happen in either that
revenant why did you eat the starlight shards I dropped for you
>start using multiplayer password
>suddenly see much more red phantoms
this literally means that password fags die much more often than randoms
>>530396975they taste like sea salt ice cream
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One time I was playing Wylder and this Duchess used the hawk transport thing literally the same moment as me. That and uncanny riposte syncs/getting grabbed syncs/revives had me make an edit with the fast and furious song as music lol.
The story is so sad ngl. I like how Wylder gets emo and how he has a heart of gold as indicated by a reply you can make to recluse about not being indifferent.
>bugs phase 3 starts
>well split aggro like we’re supposed to
>when FORTIS dies first like he’s supposed to, the gnoster guy rushes over and just pretends gnostic doesn’t exist
This happens every single time and I’ve heard gnoster just leaves you alone when animus possesses fort but he fucking doesn’t so I’m always going back over to Gnoster to finish the job while the other two have fun and hopefully don’t knock which is surprisingly common all things considered like come on guys and yes we still win anyway but I’m mad at my team for being like this.
Would nightreign have been more popular if it had more randomization and better field boss selection
Saving my two allies by smacking them with a giant crusher as a revenant, for lore accuracy sake
>>530396825I enjoy the *idea* of a slow savory palythrough. . In theory, it should be a great watch. But he's *too* slow. So I catch the vods, and skim quckly through the time wasting parts.
>>530396910>he’s STILL mad about this
>>530397294Revenant does not use a giant crusher in her lore.
>>530394242I watched him some actually. He spent 1 hour against Rennala but it was only like 4 attempts, he just kept rewatching the cutscenes in steam overlay and taking notes.
>>530397349she's not D in strength for a reason
a lore-accurate doll has appeared...
>>530397242It's already very popular
it would've retained a larger amount of players though, but it's by no means a miss or too late
Where are the /erg/ revenant?
Only solo win streaks are valid
>>530397006I think it increases spawns for them too because you get password specific ones and normal ones
>>530397471might as well say mimic tear runs are relevant now
It’s funny how Raider can just user Comet Azur or Rennala’s Moon in this game even for very briefly or just one cast. The scholars of Raya Lucaria would be heavily insulted that this fucking Viking alcoholic could do this without formal training at all.
>>530397142Wylder and Duchess hanging from a hawk, I-N-C-E-S-T
>>530397462eeping probably
>>530397440Offmodel and never used a giant crusher in her lore
>>530397487>not using a greatswordNO. YOU CANT DO THAT!
>>530397462In bed masturbating
Or at least this Rev main is
>>530397462I am doing my weeklies in a dress-up game
>>530397587you're right
a lore-accurate revenant would be even smaller AND have a UGS with her giant crusher.
>>530397462Waiting for more people to come on an queue with
>>530397451He didn't say it wasn't. He asked a hypthetical. You don't have to be so defensive about it
>>530397718I've been 1/3 for about 10 minutes now :(
>>530397487I hate when I get damaged by enemies falling on me even when it’s just a mild inconvenience. It always irks me.
>>530392986You are not refined or mature for convincing yourself that things that taste like shit actually taste good you pseud faggot. Im not talking about dark chocolate either.
>>530397704She's a reanimated doll of a murdered teen lady which transformed the claws she was wearing with cursed powers.
She is not proficient in any weapons as she is meant to be a caster.
>>530397927I mean I'm waiting off the game for a few hours
>>530397587It’s perfectly on model actually
>>530397891Retard
How did a possessed doll acquire S in faith?
>>530397972forever alone...
>>530397967You misunderstand dolls, they are blank vessels, their owner decides what they are good at and how they respond to things. A cute teaparty claw girl, or a collossal weapon wielding goblin neet each is a viable role for a doll to acquire
>>530398019It’s possessed bro.
>>530398019Her real S is strength and D on everything else, have you ever seen competent Revenant using incantations? I think not.
>>530397963>the things I like eating taste good and the things I don’t like eating taste badIsn’t it a symptom of autism to not be able to comprehend differences in opinion and preference?
>530397346
>no more lame comebacks fueled by nicotine left in the tank
Thought so
>>530385675I use erg because the other pw is made by dark skin general (dsg)
evidently there's thread regulars on both ques but niggergs has only two players I kind of like
also that one post of someone claiming they are on the nig que because they're white™ seemed so indian coded I can't associate with people like that lmfao
>>530393835Can I play with you?
>>530398090The owner died which is what imbued the doll with powers. She was just a regular doll before then.
>>530398120Gee, good question, lets consult this post here
>>530384303 for the answer...
Revvies next time drop your claws and let me, the raider, use them.
>>530398019She can see the ebb and flow of death, she is a spiritual being
>>530398245why didn't she give the doll powers before she dies? Is she stupid?
Wylder kissing each of his wives before bed but all it takes is one of them biting his lip and the breeding session is on
>>530398014I think you're reading things that aren't actually there anon
>never see /erg/ run any of these secrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4sOp1fODh8
Wow you guys suck
>>530398396>wiveshe is Duchess's property
>>530398404I think you're retarded
>>530398318only rev can use the claws for some reason
>>530392254>DES ARE SO UNIQUE GUYS!No. Shit effort.
>>530398425>Anon missed the femanons a few threads back talking about getting pregnant together with WylderSharing with Duchess likely isn't an issue for them
>>530398413The rafters are a waste of time for anyone other than revenant
I hit up the corner seals only when we have a rev or recluse on the team. Once got a really sick one right at the beginning of a run with the malenia scarlot incant and a lightning attack for fulghor
>>530398501Redpill me on relics for the claws and whether or not it is worth it to get +2 claws
I just realized I’ve never seen a revenant night invader
>>530398425new erg canon
Wylder has 3 wives now I think, could be more if more horny femanons want to join
They are all sister wives and are pregnant with Wylders babies and while he's not home, they all do yuri with each other and drink each others breastmilk
>>530398505>>530398623>Giving up keys Its ok just say you're bad at the game and didn't know
>>530398413This one is kinda pointless. The only reason to go up is to get seals in the golem church. The rest is whatever.
>>530398413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nUyEWGe1Us
Next thing /erg/ is going to say guaranteed talismans are not worth going for
2/3 erg PC
queued for 3 bug
please join
>>530398673If you're climing up towers and temple roofs to get keys you're wasting your time you could be spending doing other camps and temples and getting the easy chest behind the altar.
>>530398750okay, here I come
>>530398758>yeah bro climbing a single platform is not meta ignore the keys lets go kill another boss that drops nothing but a couple souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbAIaLJCmw
I disagree, seems like /erg/ suffers from zoomer core and can't spend 2 seconds getting massive power increases
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Ironeye and Wylder blew their jar loads on me as the fight ended, but my holy pure innocent maiden aura protected me.
>>530398729They're not, because they rarely spawn from those chests
>>530398879>70% drop chance>rarely Lmao
>>530398673i am not wasting 40 seconds to check a bunch of awkwardly placed corpses upstairs. I grab the chest behind the alter and leave. Most of you faggots aren't even running the gaol buff because you're a bunch of contrarians.
>>530398856I can tell you play with bad players most of the time, experienced ergers are constantly on the move and not meandering about in the same area for longer than they need to
>>530398943Every time I've gone there I get no talismans, that's enough for me to realise they're useless
>>530398856>seems like /erg/ suffers from zoomer core and can't spend 2 seconds getting massive power increasesIs that so surprising when the game facilities and even sometimes encourages that?
>>530398993I think good teams would have one person grab the tier 2 chest upstairs when its the envoys but yeah checking 5 different corpses hoping for a key is a waste of time
>>530398856uhm gaol meta is over chud, some troon posted saying he takes the keys to stop gaolGOYS...
I never understood the people who think the first tree sentinel you see at the start of elden ring is a challenge
He can be killed without any skill, if you don't mind running around for 10 minutes and baiting his running slash attack so that you can dash in, get a few hits, run away. Rinse and repeat
>>530398856now you're just bullshitting, we always grab both the metal chests in forts
>>530398993>Dumb zoomers cant play well and fail oftenI know, I too have seen /erg/ play
>>530399158All his attacks are pretty easy, the only one you have to put extra respect on is the phase 2 ground slams.
but yes anon you are like 4 years late being a contrarian on tree sentinel, don't know what the fuck you want you fuckin faggot
gg the 3 unstoppable raiders
>>530399095>the two times I went nothing was thereIf we applied that logic to your brain anon we would think its empty!
>both me and a teammate hover recluse
>think ah whatever I play her a lot and I don’t like having two on my team so I switch off
>completely ignores castle staffs, ignores when I ping staffs with shit like moon and rykard’s rancor, runs off on her own, only cocktail she uses is magic/fire, gets three barred almost every boss
This shit has happened to me like three times in just the last few days.
>>530394242my elden ring run took me 160 hours.
no guides and no tips, but I would take screenshots of conversations with npcs and re-read them, I would very closely watch the map for clues ecc.
I completed ranni's quest, bocs quest, fia's quest, dumg eater's quest, and got the frenzied flame ending with no guides. the only secondary quest I didn't complete was Gideon's daughter.
it probably wouldn't have been exciting content on a stream, but I enjoyed exploring that way and managed to complete most stuff.
imagine my surprise when I discovered that most people complete the game in 60 hours and get all quests.
the truth is that an incredible majority of people literally looked at a guide the whole time they played the game. no thinking, no curiosity, and "fromsoftware quests make no sense anyway".
completely wrong. literal npcs who take commands and execute.
I despise the majority of the elden ring community for it. people complain about linear games but when you give them an open world with an emphasis on exploration they reject it and go looking for the linearity and the map icons that tell them where to go and the guides and tips for boss weaknesses to beat every boss ecc.
what is even the point of that? do you really feel you earned something when all you do is obey orders even in the privacy of your room while you're alone?
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>>530391790Confirmed cheater you can only get the +0 version in gaccha
>>530398131lmao so not only is he STILL mad about this but he’s so mad about it he’s started to do the passive aggressive reply-without-quoting meme like a /dsg/troon
>>530391790>starting armament inflicts blood lossdoes this turn his katana into bleed katana or something?
>>530398307Whether white chocolate tastes good or not is subjective but the fact that it’s not actually chocolate is objectively true.
>>530399421>and go looking for the linearity and the map icons that tell them where to goGiving people a map was the biggest mistake ever
>>530391790>+1 Exclusive to (Dark) Night of the Beastpost profile
>>530392247The gacha is literally impossible.
The probability of improving past your current loadout is so infinitely small that the post screen results aren't even worth looking at.
The only reason I've kept playing this game for over 200 hours isn't rolling the shitty imposssible gacha. It's because I like the game. The only reason I don't cheat half decent ones in is because no relic makes you better at the game.
I really think Everdark Gladius is gonna be the hardest one.
>>530399558no
it already starts with blood loss so that cheated slot is wasted
>>530398645It's kinda worth it. With a big caveat that you're likely gonna need purple smithing stone for the seal. Which means you might want to go to mines twice and most teams probably wouldn't want that.
That aside it's third best weapon for Revenant behind Coded Sword and Cypher Pata.
>>530399731>no relic makes you better at the game.
>>530399731>no relic makes you better at the gamepost-damage healing on raider makes you a demi-god.
>>530399789He splits into 3 dogs. Each of those dogs splits into 3 more dogs.
>>530398546Everyone else just gets a normal fist moveset with them
>>530399202Yeah. Forts' chests are quick and thus worth taking.
Ruins' hidden room might be okay to check when the circle is already closing and you know you won't be able to do anything else before the day boss, so might as well do as much as possible in current location.
Great church rafter is only revenants who need seals.
>>530398645>relics for the clawsHoarfrost stromp
that's it
also +Magic attack up +2 works on claws, bell and hoarfrost
There is no point approaching 2bug at the beginning of the fight. Doesn't matter if you're ironeye or a caster you're going to get hit
Let him roar and sperg out for 40 seconds before going in
>>530399789>it's literally just the same fight but the dogs are split for 70% of the fight>the dogs actively seek out 3 1v1s and someone being downed can snowball as the dogs purposefully don't have the shit in the AI where one add will purposefully stay back, think launch godskin duocan't wait for the seethe bros
Nightreign was a pain in the for me when I started. Took like 4 days to beat gladius with randoms. Plus no shifting earths or gaol relic
Then I realized there are some decent passwords to filter retards and that changed everything
requesting 3rev queue for purple bug
niggerg
>>530400157>4 days for gladiusyou might just be bad at the game chief
>>530400157I just swapped to raider and suddenly my pub winrate skyrocketed
>>530400227That was 200 hours ago, of course
>>530382356Did someone say Chocolate?
>>530400219AHHHHH Why are you queueing when I'm not in the mood to play but aren't queueing when I want to play!?
>>530400101As a Recluse who has won that fight dozens of times... Your post is very, very retarded.
>>530399635Yeah, people just watched already charted maps and walked straight from location to location.
I remember finding the statues that pointed to stuff. I would actually follow them and they would actually work. It's crazy to me that people literally skipped part of the game without even asking themselves if there are ways to find stuff without guides.
The player was meant to explore, maybe miss out on some stuff without it being a big deal. Make do with what you have, make your own build.
But no. People literally followed "build guides" that in reality were exploration guides, telling them where to go to "make the build".
Literal npcs.
>>530400219I never played Revenant... let me setup something quick
>>530400363the late night inspiration hit me and now I want to burn the bugs to a crisp
>>530389412The build maker is ass but I like that it lets you search through your relics with sane filtering options instead of what Fromsoft went with
It's kind of dumb that randomly you or someone can jump into a structure the wrong way and get stuck in an infinite falling animation and die. This was not even common in the first game
Does healing not work on deathrite birds? I'm sure it did at one time
>>530397001>>530397125im never dropping a shard for you again
>Eating all the dropped shards so recluse doesn't get any
>>530398654Such nice lore. I’m going to sleep now thinking about cuddling my sister wives.
>>530398645Claws are alright
They have fist stagger because they're fist weapon and their power stanced heavy is about as fast as a regular two handed fist attack. Which is redundant because the one handed heavy is still fast enough and does over thirty-three (33!) fucking stance damage.
Without the whirlwind passive Revenant with claws technically outstaggers guardians charging halberd and is nearly even with a Guardians Charging R2 he'll never use. (and is even with jumping powerstanced heavies)
All while a whips attack range.
This is obviously on top of them being the strongest revival weapon in the game.
You can ignore the claws and just focus on casting. But they're pretty good conceptually.
The only weapon in the game that benefits as much as it does from having an another element stapled onto it via relics due to how it's physical conversion happens.(you lose all 12 physical the weapon has and gain 30 in an element)
...
Obviously don't build around them.
>>530400861You sure you don't mistake them with royal revenants?
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Raider dropped me (Guardian) a Wending Grace.
I dropped mine to show him i already had one.
He picked both up and ran away.
We won against Gnoster without needing to use either one, but if we had lost i would've repeatedly used the N-word.
>>530398545pretty sure trannies can't get pregnant
>>530401272If anti-undead incants work on it why don't healing spells?
>>530401304Post his steam so we can block him!
>>530401158goodnight cutie
Why did that fight go on for so long
>>530400823I’ve gotten stuck inside the church pedestal more than once and it didn’t even do me the favour of killing me no matter how long I waited. Had to quit out and rejoin to fix it.
>>530401304>He picked both up and ran away.Out fucking skilled
>>530391790he's just really lucky bro
>>5304014611 million runes...
>>530401391i was doing this
>>530401304>He didn't learn the lesson from that one anon dropping a starlight shard and trying to get his team to buy more
>as we fly in I ping the location I want to go to first after the first baby camp
>teammates ignore the baby camp, go to my ping at level 1, both die obviously
I just don’t understand, it’s one thing if you’re new to the game but I checked their relics and they’ve clearly won more than a few expeditions before. I really should know better at this point considering how many times this has happened to me but it’s just a habit you get into from playing with actually competent teammates.
>>530401449On launch day of the game, in like the 10th match I ever played, I watched a Raider drop off the hawk at the very start and land directly in one of those pedestals. He got stuck and just stayed there all day helplessly pinging occasionally until the night closed in and killed him then he quit the game. That was the first duo victory I ever had actually. Lmao
>>530399095I've got a talisman from there every time I checked, literally skill issue
they need to add new content
if you like white chocolate you're a fat faggot. simple as.
>>530401579Least retarded Wylder
>>530401579Was already dead before your shot landed
>>530401775You're too young to understand
Back when I could still stomach the taste of chocolate this was my shit
>>530401774I just want more randomness, if they had a "true random" mode with a random everdark sovereign and random map layouts instead of preset by nightlord and sigil shifting i would be unable to put this game down
>>530401701lol was he expecting you guys to pull him out of there or something?
>>530401391i was moth hunting
hate the poison cloud spam happening while attacking shid'n'fard
>>530401775White choc toblarone is nice
>>530401829you're too old to be important. no one cares fatty unc
>>530401829but that one guy said white chocolate isnt chocolate...
>>530401829>when I could still stomach the taste of chocolate>chocolate>posts white chocolate which isn't chocolate>posts (((hershey's))) "chocolate" which is f-tier goyslop mixed with genuine essence of vomit
just had a wylder quit at level 15 right before the final circle because i went and grabbed scarlet rot blessing instead of fighting another red boss
the second he went down he alt f4'd
never seen that shit before, wonder what goes through a man's mind
>>530401829the first time i ever had this i got a migraine so bad i projectile vomited for one of the first times in my life (I was probably like, 3 or 4?)
i had one as an adult later and they're actually insanely good
>>530400231Had my first ever solo victory as raider after both my teammates rage quit. He really is the easiest character in the game by far, especially if you have the Bloodborne rally relic which pretty much makes him unkillable.
>>530401883Idk, it was launch day. Nobody really knew much of anything at that point. That could have been his first match for all I know. Would be fucking hilarious if it was honestly.
>>530400219Got in a game?
is there really some faggot itt sperging out because people dont like dark chocolate
>>530402038how does it even work is it just the exact same as the rotted woods ability
>>530401979I don’t give a shit what you call it as long as it tastes good
>>530400402It was aimed at /erg/ shitters. Most of you guys suck fuckin ass and die on the starting combo because you run in with main character syndrome. If you already know the positioning then why the fuck would you think my post is aimed at you little bitch?
>>530401864I was deceived by google into believing that the map would be procedurally generated and was very disappointed. I realize that would be a challenge for stuff like caves and some structures but it would make the game way more interesting. if they at least had multiple maps that would be a little better.
>>530402025You no follow me?
HATE YOU
Or something like that
>>530402014Is there anyone more obnoxious than chocolate snobs? Coffee snobs maybe?
>>530402025I had that happen with a Wylder the exact moment that he grabbed the rotted woods blessing. Maybe they are network errors, who knows.
>>530402025there are a good number of people in this general who while mechanically are good at the game are not very good team players and just expect people to follow them blindly
>>530402074is that what's happening?
dark chocolate is pretty good but I'm so conditioned to think sugar=headache at this point that even dark chocolate scares the piss out of me
i hear it's healthy though
>>530402136>making up personalities of other people to hatepainfully, terminally online
>>530402102yep pretty much
SUPER good on wylder/raider, I bet it'd be good on guardian/executor too but i dont have the room on executor gemwise and guardian fuckin sucks
>>530402209yeah white chocolate fags
>>530402025That shit is especially infuriating because there’s almost no difference between level 13 and 15 so losing a level at that point wouldnt even be noticeable.
>>530402245If you don't enjoy superior 90%+ dark chocolate don't even talk to me
>>530402245If you don't ping anything and expect everyone to follow you and are the first to head in without looking at your surrounding then you are a tunnel visioning retard who thinks you're going to somehow be the hard carry
When's the xeet for the new boss dropping?
>>530401461>Out fucking skilledtrue, he got me
>>530401592i don't know how to communicate with randoms
i know revenants use twirl to ask for shards, but beyond that it's not possible
>>530402241I am good at both of those...
>>530402302finally someone with good taste in this thread
>>530402102It’s exactly the same and the fact that the rally relic is not only one of the best in the game that every melee character should use but that it’s also guaranteed from the shop is yet another reason why the scarlet forest is the weakest shifting earth.
>>530402136You say stupid shit, I say it's stupid. You say it's aimed at /erg/ shitters yet you're here in /erg/ talking like a shitter.
And now you're mad... Have some self awareness retard.
>>530400101>>530402136>meanwhile, at /erg/, we actually fight the bug immediatelythat was the first time i saw him not immediately start euro drifting. what caused him to not roar?
>>530402209>snobit's worse than difference between coffee at a gas station and coffee made anywhere else, since even gas station coffee isn't fake coffee nor made with essence of vomit
>>530402302just eat raw cocoa powder at that point
>>530402282Never seen someone who likes white chocolate talk down to people for not liking white chocolate
>>530402375Then I obviously wasn't talking about you stupid :)
>>530382945the mobs in the invasion zone drop an absolute shit ton of runes
>>530402501read the thread
>>530402347Judging by the fact they barely managed to make the bugs playable, expect an announcement after a couple of months
>left hand purple quality shield with vow of the indomitable + right hand bow on ironeye
i quite literally never take damage while shitting out damage and marks
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>>530401592something similar did work for me as a guardian once
I dropped 2 starlight shards for a recluse who seemed very happy with them, then I dropped a warming stone, pinged them and immediately picked them back up
she didn't understand the first time, but after I repeated it once more, she got it and bought some for me
We need more PlayStation players even though the few we have are good though I’m 99% sure one is just drunk 24/7 while playing
>>530402627>drop shards>point emote>team steals the shards and goes to the boss room>throw the game in anger
>>530402626>put a password out in a publicly open and freely accessible website>act surprised when people find itwhat causes someone to act like this
>>530402241Honestly as long as someone seems to know what they’re doing you probably should just follow them blindly because as long as all three of you are together you’ll likely hit level 15 no matter what objectives you do just because of how fast you clear things. I’ve also noticed that what usually happens is whoever marks a ping first after you just finished an objective then that’s what the other two will usually go along with so even if someone is leading for a bit doesn’t mean you can’t steer the group yourself as long as you’re quick to ping what you want to do and it’s relatively nearby.
>>530388707it's so fucking gay that not every skill is obtainable on a gem
none of you are good. run from the 3bug roar stomp combo and run from the giga red 7-aoe stomp that makes red moth come out. you all suck just please do the easy dodges you will never be ongbal
>>530402626Dude it’s an anti signal. The players who think they are too good to play with randoms or that all randoms suck are worse to match with than the completely random pool. Using a password is Paul Atreides not letting go of the ornithopter controls while in the storm. Nightreign is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
>>530402795i'm better than you
>>530402710which is why you don't emote
just drop, ping and immediately pick them back up
>>530402756>have password in not easily accessable location on a website people normally avoid>password is leaked outside>original users of the pass refuse to change it because the new pass is too "racist"what causes someone to act like this
>>530402568Yeah it’s mostly you talking down to people for liking anything other than dark chocolate
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>>530402916now re read it without retard delusions
>>530402710>>530402867or if you really wanna emote, do the beckon gesture before/after the item is on the ground
>>530394067>free hp>1000000 bosses with zero obstructions>rot consumables everywherewhat's not to like?
>>530402626lmao
it's over for us too, the erg password que is full of /erg/ users from /vg/
>>530388707>>[Wylder] Character Skill inflicts Blood Losslike the hook itself? sounds horrible
>>530402594As Ironeye you basically already have vow of the indomitable that costs zero FP and does damage
>>530403004the new meta will be spamming hook to bleed bosses and chunk their hp
>>530402913>discord troon puts out password to another website>spams how the password has been "infiltrated" even though every game is being referenced in the thread still>spams his retarded password to create dissent and split the general up even more>anons fall for it because "muh reddit"many such cases
>>530402756they're the people who reject family if they have a different political opinion, but then have the "kind stranger" meme.
it's cult thinking. "this password is in my cult, therefore everyone using it should be the same as me"
>>530402840i agree
although i'd want a password to "force" matchamking to put me with people from my region
i keep getting laggy games because they keep putting me with chinese
>>530402074Dark chocolate is a refined gentleman's pick. White and Milk Chocolate are for sugar addicted children. If Someone gave it to me I'll take one bite as courtesy then give away to someone else later.
>>530402627>>530402710Some autistic guardian and raider duo absolutely would not approach the nightlord door one time while I was playing Recluse. The just sat in the alcove spam pinging these 2 starlight shards they dropped over and over. I had to walk back over where they were and drop 12 starlight shards on the ground in front of them for them to finally get the point.
>>530402971Well then the conversation wouldn’t make sense because I’d have to ignore all your posts
>>530403090double +1 character skill meta...
we're just bullying the bugs at this point
>shielding invokes indomitable vow
>bloodflies on precision aiming
>strong attacks improve poise
>improved guarding +0-2
>improved headshot stance breaking
huh
>>530388707Fuck this shit dude. I'm already struggling getting a single relic with 2 synergistic lines let alone 3. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid shit. Fuck from soft. I'm cheating in my rucking relics if they're timegating effects on top of rng
>have a source of frostbite
>its now useless because a wylder is in your team
remove that cringe 12 fire damage on the followup relic already
>>530403451Dude the relics you can buy from the jar plus remembrance quest relics plus normal nightlife relics are good enough lol
>>530403525If it doesn't matter then I guess there's no problem with me using generated relics. Maybe you should have thought about that before telling your players fuck you.
>>530403451i'm hoping those are just cut effect instead of shit that's planned or getting timegated because most of them sound like ass
>>530403451What causes this autism? Why do you need absolutely perfection? Even if all three of your relics only have two good effects each the game is still easy as fuck.
does the improved affinity damage count spells too or just elemental weapons?
>>530403525>DUUDE THE ENTIRE GACHA SYSTEM PROGRAMMED AND CODED INTO THE GAME DOESNT MATTERAnd this, for some reason, is a positive defense of the game? Sorry but I'm not sipping the Kool aid like you bootlicking faygots
>>530403602Sure man if you want the game to go from piss easy to baby mode easy go right ahead, if I ever see you in one of my games I’m blocking you because I enjoy at least a slight challenge.
>>530403645(the passive you can get from boss drops)
>>530403650>>DUUDE THE ENTIRE GACHA SYSTEM PROGRAMMED AND CODED INTO THE GAME DOESNT MATTERIt doesn't. The game isn't hard, and remembrance and shop and nightlord relics work for every character
>>530403625I want 3 perfect relics on Wylder just because hes my favorite but Im not gonna sperg out over it
>>530403725LOOKOL you guys type like this and die on solo missions in the mines or don't ping or die 4 times to night Lord phase 1 sorry but it's impossible to take losers like you seriously
>>530403645I dunno why people ask questions like this when it takes two seconds to test it for yourself in the sparring grounds
>>530403814how do you get boss drops in the sparring grounds?
Lmao, the absolute cope that cheaters will come up with to try to convince themselves that they aren't complete and total shitters is always hilarious.
>>530403798You’re the one who’s so shit at the game you need to use cheated relics as a crutch
>Day 1, searching for things to do in the circle, find a field Royal Revenant
>He does his thousand hand smack attack
>Deflect all of it, feel like a god and instantly earn a stancebreak
>Team catches up to finish it off
>Day 2, teammate spots field Libra
>I wanna kill him, team isn't so gungo-ho about it
>Aggro Libra and start fighting, team understandably is disorganized from fighting arguably the hardest invader Nightlord and each of my teammates die twice
>But I don't die and instead kill Libra
>My teammates after collecting their wits continue on towards the Rotted Woods
>They entertained my selfish desire, so I entertain them and open Evergaols for the Recluse who has the Evergaol relic
>Go into the Fulghor fight with legendary weapons, deflect the shit out of his attacks
>Kill him and all three teammates sit down in relaxing victory
Fuckin love these runs.
>>530403795Then that's pisspore foresight and game design you fucking moron. That's shit tier game design by retards. That's literally a system at odds with itself. That's mechanics built into the game that are basically worthless from hour 1. That's a system where they shove trash in your face 24/7 like it matters or you can ever use gacja relics when the system doesn't actually work. It's shit and you're a retard
>>530403895Nope just actually play with niggerg and erg. I've seen how you retards play. You thinking it's projection is the true projection
I sometimes don’t ping and just go and fight the boss and expect my team to follow me. When we were cursed by Libra I ran first and attacked him and the only option for the team was total commitment.
>>530403650If it doesn’t matter why do you care so much about having perfect relics? That obsession you have with getting 3 good relic effects on one relic is the gacha system working as intended
>>530403650>>530403946holy fuck you are a mindbroken little cuck boy
nobody cares if you cheat, go grab your script little boy
stop blogging about it
>>530403915If I see that you cheated in the grafted blade effect on a relic, I'm just waiting at the nightlord so you have to force start the fight, which resets all buffs
>>530403504wylder shouldn't even be using that to begin with, there's far too many better relic passives out there that don't require you to stick to a single weapon class
>>530403798never actually happens tho
im gonna say it, the damage reflect relic of guardian is fucking useless
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>>530403157this is true
erg is historically a dark chocolate board, while dsg are white chocolate shills. don't fall for the tranny ops
>>530404087>guardian is fucking uselessThat's all you had to say
>>530403859Sorry I didn’t see that additional post you made. Yeah I think the only way to test that would be to go into a solo run and try to find a weapon with that passive and test the damage you do before and after dropping it. If you don’t wanna do that then the wiki will probably tell you, if not in the actual article then one of the comments will probably mention it.
>>530378847 (OP)can someone post the leaked future relics pls? There were some crazy ones like bonus crit against poisoned enemies
both niggerg and erg password has been compromised, im only getting shitters
>>530404054my build on him is the earring and silver tear (remembrance relics) and the gaol relic
>>530404032>I'm just waiting at the nightlord so you have to force start the fight, which resets all buffsWut really? You mean like not going to the door so your teammates have to open it manually?
>>530403939It's funnier if you imagine this as what the Executor is dreaming about while he lays 3-barred on the ground waiting for a revive after getting bodied while trying to parry the demi-human swordsman on night 1.
>tfw both erg and niggerg are dead
at least the pubs will always be there for me
I was focusing the moss and I turned my camera to see fartis despairing
>>530388707>all these guard and guard counter related passives that aren't in the actual game
I had an ironeye obsessively ping an evergaol and I responded by pinged an empty space on the opposite side of the map (though I was running to gaol). I was very amused by this.
>>530403504>>530404054Counterpoint: it feels really satisfying to use.
>>530404146https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Gz6fqIBNr2BXr45te9ewTolHJr4zZ_Apbqa09gL3VbI/edit?gid=573782496#gid=573782496
This has everything on it, but you can sort by unobtainable effects
>>530404087it does a lot of poise damage and focuses aggro on you because you dealt damage. guardian doesn't do shit by just guarding at nothing, and any relic that says "guarding focused aggro" actually means "blocking an attack focuses aggro"
>>530404250I can never deflect that guy just because he never wants to fight me. I do wanna eventually deflect his judgement cut attack.
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the playerbase is unironically too good
I haven't lost with randoms on any run in like 2 days
>>530404087It’s good for the stagger not for the damage
>>530404409What password can be used to get worse players so it’s fun again
>>530403004Anything activating blood loss can trigger "on blood loss" dormant powers, so on-demand blood loss is great.
>>5304043815 stance damage is the same of a 1h straight sword r1, and you call that a lot of poise dmg
>>530404540use the reddit one lmao
>>530404236>silver tearretard please...
>>530404325I would not have shot the moth with that first volley if I knew that would happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjDPafGJXWk
>>530403504frost resets...
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>>530404236I use adels relic instead of gaol relic
>>530404184It can’t be worse than when I play with randos and they rage quit after dying to Godskin Duo because they b-lined to an evergaol at level 1 after their favourite youtuber told them about the evergaol meta
>>530404240yes exactly, if you force open the door you get a black screen and then stand before the door for a second before the cutscene plays, this resets buffs for having killed enemies for some reason
>>530404561ok but the hook would need a good amount of bleed and I dont think you can make it balanced, itll either be shit or stupid broken
>>530404409The main problem with randoms is that they're just emotional faggots who ragequit over the slightest hindrance. They generally know what to do and how to fight everything properly though.
>>530404635good job cheating relic #2 in buddy
>>530404184>makes claim>0 proofNiggerg is still good dsg troon
>>530404325gg yeah yys shreds
I want a meme relic like 6 firepots
>>530404690retard momento
>>530404284People are either sleeping or at work. This shit happens all the time during American downtime hours where people doompost about the game being dead.
>>530404782enjoy your shards
>>530404325What's Yys's relics? That damage is absurd
>>530403504That's a good thing though. It means you can proc frost again for another nice chunk of damage.
>>530404783>can't even spell memento correctly
>>530404184>im only getting shitters>doesn't actually level any real criticism or tell people how to improve>the whole point of the password is that we can all talk about what went wrong and improveAre you sure that you aren't the shitter?
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r8 my relics
>>530404918good because this means you dont play her
>>530404753not planning to get hit
>>530404540I’m gonna try playing five games with each of the most popular passwords to see which password has the best and worst players. For consistency I’ll only play Wylder.
>>530404918>no +25% for 30 seconds buff on ult>no hoarfrost / bell>no 3bug relic>no gaol relicDogshit/10
>>530404825Percent damage is so nerfed in co-op that I'm not sure a frost reset is ever intentionally worth doing with 3 players
Maybe if your team is 3 executors
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>>530404816we did one gaol
>>530404918raw damage scaling stats like str/dex/fai/int are all terrible
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The best I could put together for the bugs
>>530404607Why is that anime girl reading /ss/?
>>530405056Does +frenzied flame really increase damage that much? wtf
>>530404975>not planning to trade hitsFTFY
>>530404918Nice reddit meme.
>>530388707Holy. That's a shit ton of effects, content update or they're stacking them up so the DLC is bigger?
home from work and red bull ready time for some fuckin nightreign at last
>>530404918revenant big weapon meme was never funny and died like a month ago
>>530405104+20% per
but you are gambling on actually getting a seal with frenzied flame
I got a VERY lucky relic drop and let's just say I'm a Raider main now
>>530405104>>530405216it's 12%
+2 fire is 6.5%
idk what 3 faith is but I think it's around 4-5%
>>530405152I think some of them are just pre-release content that never made it to launch. That one that makes Guardian draw aggro in steel guard feels like it's just an older version of the current one that draws aggro on any guard.
how long until the boss changes? tomorrow night?
Ironeye
Ironeye
GG
My shame of my mook kill count hurts a bit
If the game doesn't feel as challenging anymore then just go on wheeldecide and have it pick a random Nightfarer and random boss for you. Then close your eyes and pick 3 random relics. Then match up with 2 non /erg/ers and see how it turns out.
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its impossible to choose between these 2
>>530405315grabbing a handful of this slut green hair and pulling backwards while plapping her from behind
Aiee
it's the dream team and I'm not on Duchess
I hate myself
>>530405448Oh jeez, guess you'll just have to play a different character then!
>>530405448right is better
>>530405310this is like the max powerlevel of cheated relics to have plausible deniability to say that you got very lucky, anything more than this and it's pretty blatant
>>530405448What's the deal with the halberd charge whirlwind? Is it as good as the skill?
>>530405056Take away the relics and what are you?
>>530405606nah its a single instance of it that does some extra damage and poise damage and sucks surrounding mobs in front of you
>>530405310I'm pretty sure I have these exact same relics. What is supposed to be so "godlike" about it?
>>530405603on my mother's soul that's the ONLY genuinely amazing 3 tier relic I've gotten in 200 hours of gameplay
THIS BITCH CAN GO CHOKE ON A CHODE
FUCKING DISGUSTING NIGGER BOSS IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE
OH, YOU'RE PLAYING AN INT BUILD, TOO BAD, I'M GOING TO TAKE ZERO DAMAGE, AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS DASH IN WHILE YOU'RE CASTING SORCERIES
OH YOU FAILED TO DODGE ME ONCE, TAKE 95% OF YOUR HEALTH BAR AS DAMAGE, WHILE ALSO BEING STAGGERED AND PRAY I DON'T THROW OUT ONE OF MY RETARDED FOLLOW UPS THAT BECOMES UNAVOIDABLE
DID I MENTION I DASHED LITERALLY ACROSS THE ARENA TO HIT YOU WITH THAT?
OH, IS THAT A HEALING FLASK I SEE YOU REACHING FOR? NOPE! TOO BAD, EAT THIS SORCERY THAT SOMEHOW OUTDAMAGES A FULLY UPGRADED FLASK AND STAGGERS YOU SO YOU CAN EAT YET ANOTHER GIGA NIGGA TELEPORT ATTACK RIGHT IN THE FACE
AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WAIT TILL I PULL OUT "MY SWORD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SWORD", WITH A SECOND SWING THAT'S SO TERRIBLY FUCKING ANIMATED YOU NEED TO ROLL SO FAR AHEAD YOU END UP IN BACK IN STRANDED GRAVEYARD.
SUCK A FAT FUCKING CHODE YOU DISGUSTING WHORE
>>530405715the 2nd one is a random relic
>>530405682Then I'd go with the right build and swap the middle relic. The aggro draw kinda sucks in comparison to getting more stamina, stamina recover on attacks, or any other buff really.
>>530405770Have you tried not being bad?
>>530405862have you tried killing yourself? you should!
i'm not in the mood for your git guddery
>>530405815So it's one good roll. It's doable if you don't buy skins and resell the shitty relics. Dude "became" a raider main, not like he was chasing that.
>>530405815Yeah I know, like I said I have the same one. I just feel like character skill cooldown isnt as good as something like initial attack or post damage healing, etc. It's only a few seconds. Barely noticable at all really.
>>530405916>moodMood is for cattle and loveplay!
>>530405770Classic Rellana melty
>character skill improves ar and stamina
>taking damage improves ar
>rally
theoretical raider god roll, any objections?
Speaking of Rellana, how good are her twinblades on an int/fai build?
>>530405770>struggling with an optional bossI have an easy solution to your problem
>>530405645Look great overall.
HAHAHA GOOD JOB MY SUCCULENT SCAT SWALLOWER
YOU DEFILED HER VERY WELL
MAY THE OMEN CURSE TAKE HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE, AND THAT OF THE SLIT EYED MORON WHO DESIGNED THIS TRAVESTY
NO BOSS I TELL YOU, NO BOSS, HAS EVER BEEN THIS CANCER
MALENIA IS FUCKING CHUMP CHANGE COMPARED TO THIS BITCH
AT LEAS THE FORMER YOU CAN ACTUALLY LEARN THE PATTERNS OF
THIS ONE IS GENUINELY SPAZZING OUT ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH A SUIT MADE OF FIREWORKS
WELL DONE MY LOATHSOME
>>530406185replace the garbage rally with evergaol/endurance +3/stamina on attack
>>530406215way too stat hungry since you need to invest in STR/DEX/INT/FAI and they still deal split damage
Sword of night and flame remains the only viable INT/FAI weapon unfortunately
this is how it feels like stacking every single damage reduction buff under the sun
>>530406221she's optional?
ill be honest, this dlc map is confusing as fuck i have no idea where to go past chasing miquellas crosses
no matter
>>530406169the boss was designed to counter my entire being, i don't give a fuck
>>530406335>garbage rally>raiderspoken like someone who doesn't play him
why did they make the old lord's talisman purple quality lol its useless in NR
>>530405770If you don’t parry her she is by far the most obnoxious boss in the entire game. This crackhead just does not ever stop moving or attacking and the way she moves makes the camera move with her so you end up dodging in the opposite direction you meant to
>>530406463>she's optional?Yeah you don't have to fight her at all, you can just come back later with more scoobi snacks and stomp her
>>530406554Same reason that they put darkness in the incantation pool, to mess with casters
>the ability in question here is the sixth sense and not the hook
into the trash you go, only use you had was giving me a much better relic after beating the final nightlord with you on
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it's just so much better
>>530406554>>530406658It’s the same logic with relics. There have to be some shit ones in the RNG pool so that the good ones are harder to get.
>>530406658>to mess with castersThat's probably also why "improved invisibility sorcery" is the only sorcery related relic effect I ever see, when I literally never see invisibility sorceries drop
>>530406554How is having magma and fire last 30% longer, ranged spells flying 30% farther, or black flame ticking 30% more health "useless"?
>>530403946and this justifies cheating?
>>530406787bro your night comet and night cometshard? they're common as fuck
>got a good solo wylder run
>early black gargoyle sword
>first night boss
>royal revenant
i hate this nigga so much. i literally have no idea how to fight him.
>>530406782They should have added dung pies back into the game as a joke drop from any loot table
>>530406946>kill bell bearing hunter>pick between 2 passives and a dung pie >open chest that usually has gaol key>dung piememe...
Why do I get paired with gays, where are the revs?
>>530407046Missed opportunity frankly
>>530403946>system doesn't actually workworks on my machine
Will they tweet that adel is coming back?
>>530407090the revs are transbians and therefore gays
>>530407090Us gays exclusively play raider with the remembrance skin so we can stare at his back muscles all game
>Fighting Elemer
>Dancing perfectly in tune
>Suddenly stop dancing
>Realize my controller disconnected
>It's probably out of power
>Elemer chose that exact moment to stop attacking me and bully my Ironeye support that was relying on me to keep aggro
>Plug in my controller and tab out to re-pair it with my computer
>In the time since Elemer bodied Ironeye, then casually pushed me into the ground too
Whoops.
>Raider gets naked with his story skin
Based, everyone should get a naked skin
>>530404540the fextralife one. all the shitters are using that in hopes of being carried
>>530407090>where are the revs?eepy
>>530407485Ring up the devil and send yourself to hell bellringger
Which relics are worth selling?
I sell the ones with only one skill but I feel I have like 2000 right now
>>530404540erg ever since it got leaked
>>530407479you call them shitters but you never know if it's just a cute babe trying out soulsring games
>>530406841it does none of those things
>>530407562>it's just a cute babe trying out soulsring gamesthese are known as "revenant players who aren't good"
>>530407675sry bro gotta take a piss
>>530407697it's ironeyes and raiders too
>>530406841>ranged spells flying 30% farthernigga is just straight up making shit up now
>>530407707Terr shits during his games, who are you pisser?
>>530406841i think it only works on buff
but i've never buffed myself
>>530405672I still do a lot of damage without the relics, radagon ring of light was hitting for like 1600 cos I build glass cannon a lot of the time
also I got by a run with 0 starlight shards popped until the night 2 boss
>>530407675I just want to see which outfits other players are using! I'll skip the one before the nightlord.
>>530408748Same, this is what I do too.
I check skins for fun and relics for a game plan
>>530406335>rally>garbage
>>530407090Gays make up 80 percent of NR’s player base is gay
>>530406317No one said this
>>530410030>No one said this????
I did. I wrote the post.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>530407769who the fuck is that
>>530406335>stamina on attack over rally>on raiderThis is what real mental illness looks like.
>>530401829>>530401979>>530402025Yeah this stuff is heavenly. People who don’t like are transexxuals for sure
>after beating Caligo my teammates immediately stop moving and just stand there staring off into nothing, no spinning, no emotes, not moving a muscle
Little awkward but alright
>>530410163cord sister! Don't out yourself like that, It'll ruin our scheme!
>>530410360Mission complete, contacting Discord home server, send:"the erg shitters carried me", shutting down
>530399530
Cope you addict faggot you have nothing to say gimme another reply like the good little bitch you are now
>>530410238If you’re not duel wielding colossal weapons on raider you are playing him wrong and stamina on attack is absolutely incredible when dual wielding. Evergaol shit is massively overrated.
>>530410360they had to go attend the irl shitting earth event
>>530410707I've been there
>>530399629Still called chocolate. Therefore it’s chocolate. And some of the best at that.
>>530410610I didn’t use a password, but both of them were pretty good actually. Only our executor got two barred, me and the recluse didn’t die once during the fight.
>>530410757I haven't but I get it
>>530410679Bro that shit was three hours ago how are you still mad about it?
>>530410686>2 stamina recovery on dual wield attacks that cost like 40 is incredibleDie nigger.
>>530411002Yes you moron because you don’t need the full cost of a jumping heavy attack in order to do it so even that tiny amount allows you get at least one more in and when you’re using two colossal weapons one or two more extra jumping attacks is a lot of stance damage.
>>530411035dark chocolate is a stimulant, white chocolate is just sugar
you're a retard
>>530411194is sugar not a stimulant
genuinely asking
I'm stimming
>>530402658no, that guy is a pcuckold
>>530411194What if I don’t want to be stimulated and I just want something sweet?
>>530411267then go get a fruity drink at the gay bar, you fag
is drinking water /erg/core or am i from a secret troon discord server?
>>530411313lmao imagine getting this worked up about fucking candy
>>530411320If you’re not drinking enough coffee to leave you visibly shaking you’re probably a three bar shitter
>>530411320>He drinks the flouride infused tap water and the estrogen and microplastic infused bottled water
>>530411320monster energy is the transexual drink sorry
offbrand energy drinks and kirkland water only
if you drink sparkling water you are homosexual or drink goatmilk
coffee is fine
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this scares the dsgtroon
>>530410897i always pray whoever has aggro will lead enemies into the beam, worked pretty well although for some reason i had tard relics on
>>530404689Sounds pretty similar to a lot of the players here
this duo of identical executors (same relics even) took me to the mountaintops day 1 and this baby dropped from the first demi-human swordmaster
I get it now
>>530411473microplastics are good for you thoughbeit
they are stored in your balls, thus give you fuller, rounder and more aesthetically pleasing testicles
>>530411518You really need to come up with some other autistic shit for us to argue over this one has already run its course and gotten stale
>>530411690Interesting...
>>530404797An alive game wouldn’t depend solely on Americans to find matches
>>530405096Because she’s honest with herself
>>530411516sparkling water is the only drink I genuinely dont like, I drink water for the refreshing taste/feel I dont want my water to be flavorless soda
I enjoy eating bananas between long erg queues
however, I open bananas by the flower tip and not the neck
>>530411523>not using the infinite fp cocktail before firin yah lazah
I NEED to lick the condensed dew dripping from Revenant's thighs
reminder that rally is for bad shit garbage players that are getting hit more than they hit their opponent
>>530411857a fellow water drinker, i see.
>>530411194>white chocolate is just sugareven worse - it's just fat and sugar
>>530411770It has nothing to do with that it’s just that the majority of people who use this thread are Americans so that’s mostly who you’re fishing for when using this general’s password. Even at 3AM on a Monday I can still get instant matches just not with the erg password
>>530407562The chances of that were fairly high a month ago. Not anymore.
>>530410161You didn’t. No one did. Take your meds.
>>530411818So does everyone who eats bananas in fictional media apparently because whenever you see a banana peel slip gag it’s never opened from the neck
>530410918
Good bitch. Gimme another. You just can’t help yourself after all.
>>530411985>candy is unhealthywoah
>>530411965waterGODS stay hydrated through any means
>>530411965Don't dare compare me to your industrialised chemical washed """water""" I drink directly from mother nature's bladder, straight from the cloud, pure and unmixed.
>>530412093Apparently you’re talking to no one, I think you need to take your meds
>>530412023Oh yeah that’s true enough I guess
>>530412129but how do you eat bananas anon
>>530411948>another anon has no clue what poise is forVery sad
>>530412378The normal way unlike you and other cartoon characters
>autist is still crying about xhis precious dark chocolate
the spergery that blooms on this site is a truly remarkable thing
>>530410486u guys are high
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>>530412430It's easier to open them from the flower tip than the stem
>>530412509This is definitely a new flavour of autism I haven’t seen yet
>>530412421poise is for pvp
>>530412509>>530412632this is absolutely bananas!
>>530412632don't get your bananas in a bunch!
Should I guess we’re gonna move to the other thread that got made earlier?
>>530412673>he's also never poise face tanked consort RadahnVery unfortunate.
>>530412306we're not so different, you and i. you drink from mother nature's bladder, i drink from revenant's bladder.
>>530412817its ok for raider if you have nothing else for that slot
>>530412871she's a doll... she can't pee, or cum, or bear your children.....
>>530412915um... then what have i been drinking all this time?
>>530412923Stale bread but I shall partake
>>530412957What do you think an old man created a lifesized doll of his daughter for?
>>530413005actually, daphne's grandma made the doll.
>>530413069grandma juice... ewww
>>530412325Don’t no you me. I said that already. Come up with something else, loser. Something that someone actually said.
>>530414024Anon he literally already told you that he said that. What’s so hard for you to get about this?
>>530414301He didn’t say it. There’s no proof
>>530411523Anyone know if Yys plays on erg or niggerg?
>>530394664not enough people talk about this. absolutely grim.
