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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Legend Race w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer) currently underway
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
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>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Mihono Bourbon (3*), Twin Turbo (SSR)
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>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>weak energy
Ohhhhhh I gotta roll the Kita so my B can go to B+ ohhhhhh
>chad energy
Tokai Teio dressed in fantasy? I gotta get that fuck Kita

Any tier list for skills? No idea whats like the best and whats utterly shit.

>>530390459
>chad energy
Machico? ew... gotta avoid that banner

I might be retarded, game has been out for like 10 days and I still can't raise a proper long distance gold ship
Any tips? I think I might be fucking up with support cards choice, I'm not that bad at the gameplay itself during the training phase, my team is pretty good but she tanks it (she's C+)

Alright my dachis, I want to build a really good Taiki, what parents do you suggest I raise for her? What aptitudes should I aim to raise?

>>530392089
N-nyo...

I got these from my starting rolls, should I reroll till I get the supports stated in the guide? I haven't gotten 3 SSRs in a reroll before tho.

does this apply to all cards or just themselves

my first legend horse! :DD

>>530399957
Is there a point in getting legendary?

So, those triangles are RGN, or it means I'm raising my Uma like a retard? I tried to give her speed as recommended but also a bit of strength and stamina.

>>530400176
Whoops, forgot to post my pic.

>>530400320
Nobody really knows what they mean, but they have no impact on your performance during a race.

>>530400320
It means their stats are low or suboptimal for the type of race so she's rated as less likely to win. They also don't take into account skills so it could be way off if you have a ton of skills.

Is there some Support card repository where you can actually see the skills they offer? In game version of going to Career>Perks to see them is insanely clunky

is there an open club

>>530400176

giving creek three kids a month

Listening to eurobeat while I train Maruzensky.

Its real

If I just wanted to play specific girls, would I be able to have a good time, or am I gonna get punished for not chasing the meta once the uma power creep begins? What reward gain do you have if you're not using top-tier shit in PvP?

>>530394340
Just the card itself

>>530400794
Did you not even try to check the op?

When did you realize that 4 speed is meme outside of Sprints? 3 speed 1 stam 1 power 1 Wit is better for Mile/Med and and 2 speed 2 stam 1 power 1 wit is better for Long

>>530401556
>clunky to use selector and meta lists for JP that doesn't reflect the current state of game
Useless for new Global player who wants to make use of cards they actually have

>>530401347
Hot as fuck

>>530401902

>>530390564
What is wrong with machico

>>530400320
>>530400176
Left, Speed+Guts
Middle, Stamina+Guts+Wit
Right, Power+Wit

it's relative to other racers and not the course.
So the final Ura stages you're almost never going to #1 Favorite. They have balanced builds and we tend to SpeedMax
But you can still win since you min-max
at the same time, being first can lose since you went balanced but someone with similar speed can get lucky with skills.

and getting boxed in is complete nonsense that just happens if you don't have positioning skills. No matter the power you're fucked.

fuck i ended up joining some normie club
who knows how gay these people are. they even have a discord. ew.

Looks like Nexon turned on the bots kinda like what they do with twitter likes.

>>530402198

>>530402198
Seia just came out on global you literal tard

>>530399957
how did u train her
i always fail on the last race and get 7th or so place

>>530402198
What does Nexon have to do with anything

>>530402198
maint literally just finished and it's an anniversary banner that gives free rolls

>>530402198
>muh bots
There's the uma cope.

Is there some kind of site/app that calculates a good deck for you with the available support cards? And maybe suggest good legacy as well?

Started playing 2 days ago so I don't have much unlocked. Also any good guide on how to spent all the different kind of currency/items best?

>>530401814
Use gametora, if that’s too clunky for you then idk

>late start 3 times on finale
orz

>>530402198
All steamchart posters should rope.
Mentioning gachas not relevant to their own generals should be a death sentence as well.

>graph and numbers posting
>check SEA time

>>530402268

>>530402365
post more funni hons

hors

>>530402364
You could go post on 8ch where this is the case and most generals migrate to when the shitposters get too bad and the moderation here is non existent

alright that's enough. We all know the jeetcord uses BA as the designated bait for us since wuwa doesn't apply here. Back to honse

For me its Director Akikawa

>>530402390
what does this have to do with horse?

Will mald if I fail this gold ship run

>>530402438
It's not that bad here yet, hopefully it won't be.

Is there anything else to burn TP on in this game? Or am I supposed to just use all refills on farming sparks?

Okay so, in order to get my horses to be good, I need to have 4 of them and do a rotation for a legacy loop until they're good?

Why does a Bakushin Bakushin? Does a Bakushin Bakushin because it’s a Bakushin or is it because it’s a Bakushin that a Bakushin Bakushins?

dont know if i said this here already but watching the uma musume movie panel 2 days ago on the last day of ax has really cemented that im stuck here for life i need pokke opera cafe fuji and batsu once she releases which is still not the case according to a buddy following jp?

anyways back to grinding for mlb speed event card

>>530402198
It's just middle of the day in SEA, also didn't they announce they were gonna give out a 100 free rolls or something? I remember people retweeting that like crazy on Twitter.

>>530402330
Perfect, thanks!. Why the hell wasn't something as vital as this not included in OP guide list?

>>530402527
dantsu is still not released, they'll probably release daring tact first since she's been long overdue

>>530402525
Because it Bakucan

https://x.com/thanks_jumboimo/status/1942487971288207564

Nice wife

>>530402525
how much Bakushin can a Bakushin Bakushin if a Bakushin could Bakushin Bakushin

>>530402585
She's probably this month's newma release.

I'm already down to like 10 clocks and I've only fully beaten the career like 4 times with my best one just being Rudolf at only B tier

>>530402706
Dantsu or Tact?

>>530402706
fuck I still haven't recovered after blowing 120k on meme banners

remember that replying to retards makes you just as stupid as them.

>no one
>literally no one
B-BA NUMBERS!
why BA rent free in our head again????

>>530402895
no...

>>530402459
Where's the cat?

How many star pieces do you get from uma dupes?

Wait, trainers can be women? How do they have sex with the horses then?

>>530402850
Dantsu duh, for this month's CM.
Tact is the favorite for half anni. If we get a Contrail cameo at the end of the main story then it's pretty much guaranteed.

number posting seanigs are better than porn posting seanigs imo

>>530402819
How? Do you train exclusively low Wit horses?

What are these actually used for
Clearly it's not actually raising potential, because you just use shoes and race banners for every single level of potential raising

>>530402561
There’s gametora links in the rentry but I guess it doesn’t advertise the other parts of it
Regardless the site is fantastic

>>530402965
like 15 i think

>>530402994
Retard

>>530402682
slut

>>530402973
They simply doubleteam a male trainer

People using a game to shit on an unrelated game are the lowest of the low.

>>530403058
wow that SUCKS. Thanks for the info though

>>530402994
levelling skill hints so they're already levelled when you started

>>530402994
do you have zero SSR horses?

Do we ever get Hishi Amazon? I keep seeing her in my support card events and her body is pure sex.

>>530402975
Remember when a janny spent years posting scat on this board?

>>530402973
They ambush lone male trainers together.

>>530403135
what does that mean

>>530402958

>>530402981
really constant bad luck. Got a bad 10% injury today on Bourbon, followed up by a debuff event, followed up by a mood down event. Last few career modes I never had anyone on Stamina or Speed for the friend bonuses, they're always on Power or Guts. few 2nd/3rd places requiring a clock to get 1st on races I just got bad rng rolls on. Almost all 4 of the succesful runs were like in the first 2-3 days of the game and then it's been nothing but failures so far.

>>530403193
Like September I think? Someone post the banner chart and a Summer Maruzensky.

>>530402326
It's impossible to calculate because everything depends on RNG. You make a deck appropriate to distance and strategy of the uma you'll be training, then you select the best cards you have for each type according to your preferred tier list (none are objectively correct) or just based on what skills they can give you, as in if you're training sprint runner like Bakushin then skills for long distance or late strategy will not activate for her. There are skill calculators for each track but they're in Japanese. Spending priority should be leveling up cards and raising potential levels, then clocks, then everything else.

>>530403193
yeah, I am saving for her or maybe Eishin. Man I cant decide...

>>530403213
you dont have to unlock skills via random events. Potential up makes them unlocked from the get go. You still have to buy them with race points tho

What's a good mom and dad pair for Bakushin?

my all day loss streak is finally over. I'm free
I got two wins back to back!

i used to shit on ishihara kaori but why does she sound so good in starting force

>>530403409
Me and Air Groove.

...Is this a joke?
You get 100~ stats total by going from 3* to 5*?

>>530403358
Gold City into Summerzensky into Doto into Eishin is gonna be tough.

>>530403043
turn her into jack of all trade

i got distracted and accidentally made a Long Maruzensky

>>530403469
Yea it's not a lot. Now you see why uma dupes aren't as good.

>>530403464
What kind of horse are you?

has anyone managed to create an Urara capable of winning her guaranteed loss race yet on Global yet? I know it's more than possible at JP atm cause of how huge the stats get there

oh

>>530403469
it just means you don't need dupe anon. cygames is being merciful to you here.

>>530403581
its impossible at the moment

Why did no one mention just how good the Tazuna SSR card is? I picked it while doing a Rice Shower run and it made the rng on her career be way more forgiving and make her even more consistent, I'm surprised not even the grifting Youtube guys didn't even mention her.

>>530403637
That would imply the Youtube grifters play the game

>>530400853
just post your id anon so they can invite you

>>530403592
Retard

>>530403637
she is very useful, I always have her in my deck

>>530403637
She's good but only useful for URA, while Creek and Fine are long term investments that can last multiple future scenarios until they get replaced.

>>530403573
I am just a dude. Sorry I just wanted to make a marriage joke.

>>530403637
i mention it on day 1, but people call me retarded ass faggot

>>530403581
>>530403615
Not really, you just need to be train parents with high long and turf aptitude.
It's possible, but super time consuming.

Mayanos top cunny

I need another Med runner for Class 2, Grass Wonder3* or TM Opera 0?
no I didn't roll for TM Opera on purpose, I wanted Mihono Bourbon but got bricked instead

>>530403637
If you wanted to accumulate good advice then you needed to be here shortly before the game came out
It’s been waves of bad advice not to mention the genuine misinfo posting

>>530403714
no...

>>530403283
That sucks. I will occasionally go on Power or even Guts to build up friendships but sometimes you do just kinda get fucked. The best thing to do in those cases is to not burn clockw on a race your horse doesn't have a chance of winning anyway.

>>530403637
Everybody knows that, but I'm not rolling for a scenario linked card.

>>530403771
THE OVERLORD

>>530403581
if #3 count as win, see previous thread

>>530403637
Grifters want you to keep failing so you keep coming to them for advice. If you know all the good info and win it means they're no longer needed and they can't have that.

I hate Tamamo Cross

Is there even a meta for umas? I feel like everyone is kind of balanced and you play with their strengths while managing their weaknesses. I guess a good combo of personal skill and stat bonuses can constitute as "good".

>>530403912
No, you dont.

>>530403943
Yeah

off topic but did they remove the auto-scroll down function in 4chan x? cant find it anymore

>>530403562
>600 stamina
>long
LOL
LMAO

>>530403592
Can't believe the app icon is such a chud...

Post your home screen girls, I'm curious.

>bourbon almost calls you dad in her sneak peek story
uhhhhh bwos...?

>>530403943
Meta is only for autistic pvp minmaxing, you can easily clear 90% of content without being a minmaxer.

>>530403727
Too late, to the stables with you

>>530403592
It's also for these
Yes, money will always be scarce

>>530404028
Oh no... I have to have sex with breedable umas...

>>530403996
2 gold stam skills = +400 stam

>>530403637
Tazuna is good for consistently clearing URA but she is bad if you're trying to highroll a good run. It's sacrificing the ceiling for a good uma in return for a more stable run. She was very popular week 1 of JP launch until people realized how to actually play the game and stopped using her as a crutch.

>>530404057
its just you really

>>530403771
>spoiler
Are you me?

Is the umaverse a matriarchy?

>>530404010
maruzensky

Sucks man there's never going to be a skinwalker tier monster horse. The yakuza would never allow it and cygames won't make a character that isn't an idol first.

>>530404010
i love loud suzuka

>>530404067
No fucking way Iron Will has good value for front

>>530404067
Stamina recovery is a percentage of your max stamina. You need more and you'll always need more

>>530404013
wait a fucking minute, can i clear 90% of the content available without meta supp card too?

im gonna kms. king halo why

>>530404098
useless without trainers
nyo, but it can be

Okay, Gold Ship's unique skill is crazy if you have high power. She just teleports out of the back.

FUCK

>>530404010
Bro your TP and RP....

>>530404010
I set them all to random

>>530403637
>the scenario link card
they will get powercrept by a new one every 6 months
not recommended to roll for unless you're whales

also they aren't mandatory until after the 4th scenario when they tie them with some gimmick

>>530404219
cygames never raised the floor when it comes to career mode difficulty no matter what scenario, they only increased the ceiling
well, you'll see gigastatted hors from time to time but beating them is optional

>>530404219
Sure, as long as you have a decent set of fully uncapped and leveled up SRs/welfare SSRs, you should be able to clear most scenarios if you know what you're doing. Hell in some scenarios you can even make do with the R version of the scenario link character.
Just don't expect to compete against giga whales on their playing field.

>>530404297
scratch that, look at his CARROTS

>>530404010
Raisu a cute

Do i use alarm clocks or hoard them?
What are carrots for i sometimes get from events?
Do i need to join a club is there any here?

>>530404297
I had a power outage due to a storm that cut a few powerlines, I bummed wifi from the neighbor to pick up my dailies and then quit, hopefully I can play today.

>>530404359
>>530404362
sweet, so i actually can play the game for fun instead of metafagging

>>530404010
GANBARIMASU!

please can I just have a single A rank horse.... every single time it feels like I'm a hair away.... Do I really need a god run?

>>530403562
Wait you and make them change preferred race types? How the FUCK??

>>530403358
Im getting Summer Mazurensky and Tamamo Cross then a long wait until Duramente.
Any good looking extremely lewd design most people who dont know might miss out? Need some good boobs / ass shots

>>530404553
mutate them with parents

>>530404010

i want sex with mares

>>530403358
Summer Super Creek and Halloween Raisu here I come

>>530404356
>not recommended to roll for unless you're whales
Here comes the part where you tell globalcuties to just borrow them forgetting that you already told them to borrow kitasan.

>>530404010

>>530404550
just do 3/3 spd/wit, power/stam sparks n do what u do with bakushin but do wit too, maruzensky is probably the easiest ones

>>530404684
I could probably do it but I wouldn't feel great afterwards.

>>530404719
why is she wearing a magnet as a hat

https://x.com/bakuhakudraws/status/1942415118957986201

This is why they banned R18

>>530404757
That's a horseshoe, do you not wear your shoes on your head?

>>530404681
scenario update always comes with free rolls, you only need to spend extra 80-120 for spark and never touch the banner again unless every scenario card will be like tucker bryne from now on

>>530404219
Anon is understating it. You can clear everything except PVP races without paying any attention to the meta. Doing normal rolls and getting good at the game is plenty to deal with even the harder races you get in careers and events. It's just that having crutch supports will make things easier and the average anon in these threads is pretty bad.

>>530404779
Rice Shower... Redeemed...

>>530404757
it draws her to her husband (me)

>>530404806
yes, but human shoes, not horse shoes

This thread is officially #823

>>530404010
Cant ask for a better girl

>>530404684
That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person I would say? I wouldn't WANT to eat 4 double quarter pounders but I could easily.

is she?

>>530404448
Use clocks if you're closing to winning a career or you think you've gotten a golden goose and just got lucky on some random race.

>>530404010

>>530404356
>roll for
I'm not a gatchafag and very new to this game. What does this mean exactly? You blow all your carats on that banner until you get it? I just occasionally do the 10 rolls when I want a new horse. I don't really understand the support cards yet so I haven't rolled on them much.
You all are talking about cards being obsoleted or better later but I have no idea how far down the track we're talking. If it's years I'm probably going to have dropped this game by then.

Trainer RAPE

>>530404914
There is no one prettier than my wife so yes.

>>530404669
Haha what a fucking dork and a loser I bet she just laughs it off when someone insults her

>>530404914
why do they look so good when wearing casual clothes

Who is this horse that looks like Agnes Tacyon but has big tits and not crazy?

Do any of the girls race while barefoot?

>>530404010

>>530404974
I wonder who might be behind this post.

>>530404932
anon can u lend me some carrats?

>>530404914
The most beautiful boy (girl) in tha world.

>>530405039
Off-model Rudolph

>>530405039
That's Teio's cool uncle who got mindbroken by Europeans.

>>530404932
>uf8
based bonsaichad

>>530404932
Did they ever expand the swipeable area at the academy, JP-kun?

>>530403943
The only notable thing is that unique skills become weaker when passed down but not always by the same amount
Hence some characters want to be end points of lineages for their strong uniques and others want to pass down their skills
Beyond that it barely matters, jp tier lists look like 5 slightly better umas above all the rest which are equally viable

>>530405039
Looks like Meishi Doto, she looks nothing like Tachyon though.

>>530404836
One copy was never enough for any scenario card though. Tucker just made higher LB mandatory instead of just slashing the card's value in half.

>>530405039
That's Sirius Symboli. She's a legend.
And a total bitch I guarantee half of globalbabs are gonna want to hatefuck when they read her story.

>>530405039
Agnes has big tits and isn't crazy though?

>>530398791
A+ rank Speed.
B rank power.
S rank Turf
S rank Medium
Not 3, not 4 but 5 golden skills.
>Best we can do is B+ Uma rating Saar.

>>530405039
>not crazy

>>530404914
You know what
The trainer deserves to get raped

>>530404202
You are right but it’s a % of the total stamina pool after calculations, of which your stamina is only a small amount and most is based on the track length

>>530404901
>for an average sized person
>740 calories per burger
>one meal

If I wanted to make silence suzuka into a sprinter, how many sprint sparks do I need to go from D to A? I don't have anyone more suited for the role of third sprinter at the moment.

>>530404010
I like when she says her name

This should be enough for the El Condor Pasa legend race, right?
The lowish power isn't as big of a deal for a Front Runner S as it would be for any other horse, surely

>>530405206
>Agnes has big tits
They're not small but they're not big either.

>>530405254
AGNAES SAMA PLEASE I LACK THE WIT FOR THIS

>>530405131
I think it's already as big as it gets on global, including the jukebox which I think wasn't there on JP's start.

>>530404010
Have mine.

>>530405254
the answer is 7040 obviously

>>530404681
Nta but you want to roll for the super generalist cards you’ll use in every deck (kitasan) and borrow scenario specific cards that become useless after the next scenario drops
If you get spooked by one in your pulls then use it for sure, but it’s peak whalebait for temporary advantage and exactly what you want to be using your borrow slot on

>>530405205
>"Sirius is the brightest star".
>She's a strong and confident Umamusume, who aims to conquer foreign countries.
>She is crude and foul-mouthed, but her strength and confidence give her a charisma that attracts many people.
>She hates lies and insinuations, so everyone knows that she means exactly what she says.
>In other words, she's a natural-born rascal.
Everyone only kept telling me about Orfevre when asked about dommy umas but she sounds amazing.

First B+

>>530404010

>>530405335
>jp
Wrong general joppy

>>530405254
Negative numbers aren't real.

>>530405167
yeah but lb3-ing a card that's only usable for 4 months when the lb0 version is already serviceable is a waste of jims to me

>>530405306
If (you) love your wife then her tits are big enough

>>530405278
more than the 5 I have available to check
5 gets her to B though, so hopefully that means 6 is what you need

>>530405254
I'd make a joke about average American but it's not even US hours.

>>530405317
Shame. Would have been cool, if we were able to peek into class rooms or labs too.

>>530404901
Anon I feel full after one quarter pounder and a medium fries
>>530405024
Very evidently the art team has a few women who are into fashion and have extremely good taste to not over design things

>>530405402
Based Ticketbro

>>530405417
kill yourself

I want to hang out with director akikawa...

>>530405429
Don't get me wrong. Tachyon is perfect beyond me wanting to see her with long hair.
But when we have Super Creep and Daiwa Scarlet we can't call Tachyon big.

When is it worth it to actually go for a race instead of training?

>>530405063
Gonna need em soon, half-anni is gonna be the real shit.

TAMA CROSS SITTING OWN MY FACE AFTER AN INTENSE RUNNING ROUTINE!

>>530405530
cute

It's only a matter of time until we start seeing foreign Uma Musume moralfag police

Cygames owes me more free carats.

>>530405414
I love these Jap shrines, I receive too many guests to ever really build one for myself.

>>530404010
I'll give you both

>>530405530
I love her laugh a lot.
I'm glad or director is so cute.

>>530405542
When it's a G1 race your uma have a chance at winning and there's no rainbow trainings.

>>530405586
QUICK NUT TO TOP GUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>530404932
>>530405335
Go back to your own general weebs

>>530405482
Wtf? Do you just eat one meal a day? I don't get how that could be possible. You sure you aren't getting fulled up on your soda?

Why do JP players have so many carrots? Are (you) all whaling or something?

>>530405428
0LB is still 30K carats unless you're a luckchad, the problem is if you're not rolling for it at all then you're borrowing it and if you're borroing it then you're forgoing MLB Kitasan.

If I didn't care about any of the skills and just wanted best stats, which of these would be best?

Do umas have figgies?

Why is nobody using the school uniform? It's summer in japan

>>530405290
I always hv a superstition that if ur wit aint 400+ they fuk u up somehow, but yea those stats should be enuf

>>530405594
Sorry all gone.

>Start new game
>I'm rapebait, again
Why does this keep happening.

>>530405417
>>530405668
This is /uma/, stop shitting on jpfags.

>>530405542
what the first anon said but also when it's a G2/G3 race you don't have the trophy for yet and you have no rainbow trainings (or pre-rainbow no 3+ friend trainings)

>>530405627
>both
Go take a shower you stinky neet

>>530405335
I want heeer

>>530405530
she isnt a horse right?

>>530405675
You do get full after a meal and stop eating until the next meal, right anon?

>>530405702
If you follow the reply chain I was talking about scenario link cards you can usually spark at 80-120 rolls

>>530405767
t. jpfag

>>530405675
I haven’t drank soda in 12 years anon
I eat high protein and fibre breakfasts and a medium sized lunch every day, no dinner

>>530405735
>It's summer in japan
Yeah every horse girl should be wearing swimsuits

When the FUCK will global implement daily shop QoL AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>530405761
Stop being so rapeable.

>>530405542
Racing is better than standard training.
Friendship Training > Racing > Normal Training
Priority between friendship training, racing, and skill hints depends on whether there's a G1 race, how badly you need skill points, and whether you're lacking a skill that's central to your build.

>get to top 100
>get 250 followers overnight
I hope they like my 0* FM

>>530405675
I tend to make big servings of rice and stuff to avoid being hungry until later which means I only like 1 or 2 times a day

goodnight /uma/

post your trained horses instead

Man I love trainer cocks

>>530405996
Top Gun you need to be 18 to post on this website.

>t.

>the director with her cat noises and little stepping noises
So god damn cute, bros...

Seriously, when am I allowed to pull for horses? After Kitasan's card?

>>530405989
Go back to your thread

>>530405989
>struggling to get B
>there's literally a rank above A with multiple tiers
Holy fuck do you mean there's more to worry about other than 3* sparks?

>>530405761
Just accept your position on the rung
It makes your day to day life easier...

>>530405989
Nothing noteworthy on my end, but it looks like you only love Loves Only You.

>>530406097
When there's a horse you want to roll for, duh.

>>530404010

>>530406097
Whenever you want

>>530405989
Slow and steady

>>530406115
It's the scenario, not the cards.
If I used my cards on URA I'll only get SS at best.

>>530405290
My maruzensky lost pretty hard as front runner but I only tried once and my gold ship has instead been winning pretty consistently yesterday.
Maybe I try again and see if it was just shit luck since she has way better rating than my golshi.
Because all three attempts on the first day with Maru, oguri and then golshi were late Starts.

If I don't roll on the Kitasan black banner, then when do I roll and what do I roll for? The last several threads have left me so confused. There's no uma coming out that I really care about until Manhattan Café, so I have no idea where to spend my carats.

>>530406101
>>530405417
>>530405668
You'll never get your own divegrass team

>won every race but the debut
>best gold ship run i've had so far
>she starts shitting herself in the URA
>kept getting late starts
>boxed out
>boxed in
>you name it
>lose at semifinals after 3 clocks
What the fuck?

Begging for followers
I've got a Stam 3 Tokai Teio (with only 2 G1s, sadly) and an MLB Special Week
323788435412

>>530405437
Thank you, at least if 5 get to B it might be possible to get an A via inspiration luck. I'll try to breed some parents.

>>530405856
>>530405909
So generally no more than 2 meals a day. This makes much more sense.

I was hesitant to pick this up since I didn't think I'd have time for a side gacha but work is really slow atm so I installed while sitting around doing nothing today. Been playing for a few hours. I haven't had a smile like this on my face in years. How can something so simple bring so much joy?

>>530406094
>cat noises
those are horse noises

>>530406224
I roll for Kitasan, because I want to pad out my support cards and maybe get a copy of her. I got plenty of umas right and the upcoming ones dont interest me (I failed to get ze cyborg). Roll for her, if you need more support in general or hold until something strikes your fancy.

>>530406115
there are multiple scenarios after URA
11 all in all currently

>>530406272

>>530406224
Umas you like, but still occasionally support banners so that you have enough fully uncapped SRs to get yourself going.

>>530406340
gambling

>>530405989
It's not pretty on either side right now...

>>530406340
it's because it's simulating horse racing 1 to 1
horse racing is just that enjoyable

>>530406340
It just works, it makes you want to see your girl succeed.

>>530406340
It's the perennial joy of seeing your trainee's sweat and tears pay off.

>>530405830
0LB Riko is straight up not worth adding to your deck. At this rate why not just skip the scenario banner altogether.

>>530406353
horses are actually cats in disguise

>>530405909
You are fat and your metabolism is slow.

>>530405761
Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim
I'm an adult, I'm a man
I'm a decently built and capable person.
I'm 6.5 feet tall; 180lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE
That's right: #MeToo.
My point is, my attacker didn't have to be an adult umamusume to overpower me to turn me into a victim.
If it can happen me, then it can happen to you.
-Trainer
Tracen Academy Teacher. Adult. Survivor

>>530406402
I thought I wasn't supposed to roll unless I had 30k, plus Manhattan isn't coming out until November so I guess I just don't roll for four months?

>>530406224
Then save up for Manhattan Café. Maybe take a 10 roll of horses or supports when you feel like it and chill.

>>530406224
You roll for every new card with your paid carats. Otherwise it doesn't really matter, you won't be competing with those who do this no matter what you roll for.

>>530390634
I went 2 speed/2 stam/ 1 power and 1 wit on my recent non gold ship run. Her parents were a double circle but both of them had nothing to offer except for 3* sparks from their grandparents. Your speed cards are kinda trash so maybe borrow a turbo SSR from support. Instead of fine motion or a wit card you can slot in Aoi instead since her scenario links can provide passive wit procs and skill points. Oh and uh I think gold ship's default distance in URA finale is medium so if you want to build her as long you need to schedule some long races.

>>530405989
Still haven't managed anything inheritance worthy

>>530406482
but riko isn't the only scenario card isn't she? stop being disingenuous anon, having goddess lb0 while being able to borrow other card is better than borrowing lb3 goddess and not being able to access other whale cards

>>530406340
i'm glad you're enjoying the game but you must have a truly warped view of the world/gaming if the idea of enjoying a video game is this alien to you

>>530406559
>in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE
KWAB

choose 1

I keep making my Bakushin sad by not having enough fans at Senior year, which races should my Speed-tarded wife run to get enough to get 80k needed for happiness?

>>530406559
>broke the Tracen Academy NDA
Oh no no no

Is there a worse feeling than having a good run and then you get a bunch of ailments, mood downs and a lost raffle? Fucking bricked run

>>530406559
Good thing my Uma would never do this to me. Tachyon just gives me shady drugs instead.

>>530406690
1

>>530406690
Easy third

How's this deck for McQueen? I'm using stamina sparks for her while hoping that I get lucky enough to get Speed Star and some other recovery skills

>>530406482
MLB Riko isn't even worth using

We have horses that eat a lot but are there any that threaten to eat you?

>>530406692
You can go into races and check the future months and schedule g1-g2 races that fit your style

Ermm I just started. What should I do?

>>530406615
>Maybe take a 10 roll of horses or supports when you feel like it and chill.
But don't I get fucked on exchange points or something?
>>530406638
Paid carats? I'm f2p unless I'm missing something.

>/umaJP/

>>530406740
anon.. did ur memory go hazy or you fell asleep after takin said drugs..?

>tfw you arent aryan so your race bonus is 0%

>>530406559
Watch yourself, Mr. Trainer.
The Yakuza don't appreciate snitches any more than other criminals.

>>530406523
You dont know how to make beans

>>530406559
Ive seen two artworks like this, is it based on a scene in her career?

>>530406878
Okay, that was funny.

>>530406559
you should be careful scouting out your trainees more anon, shes a bit of an oddball but i know my trainee would ne

>>530406272
Does she ever get her casualwear? She looks so good at the cutscene after finishing URA

>>530406773
not sure why narita taishin card, but if you're going for medium I usually have tazuna in there, for long another stam card but that's just me.

>>530406925
it's because her character song unintentionally(?) has yandere vibes

>>530406921
>rice and beans
Oh okay. So you're poor, gassy, AND fat.

>>530406959
Only on the home screen but they let you grind for casual wear eventually by increasing their bond lv to over 10.

>>530406925
Yandere Teio is honorary canon.

are the three starter packs a good deal?

>>530406816
I've tried that, but it feels like catch-22 where going to races she can win for sure doesn't net enough fans and in those Mile races on 2-3 years she gets fucked by the Speed build and doesn't place well enough to get fans. I'm wondering if some of my fellow Bakushin enthusiasts have figured out the right balance for those years.

DOes hitting legend (320k fans) do anything outside of getting the uma a new title? Also, is there any way to change the URA length? I heard if you do a bunch of extra races on the length you want the URA will be that length, too. I tried like 3 races that way but the URA never changed.

bread bath when?

>>530406979
To be fair trainer is only allowed to look at her
Trainer is only allowed to praise her
And trainer is especially only allowed to train HER

>>530406740
>>530406949
Where does Tachyon keep finding such trusting trainers.

>a week behind in team trials
>25 apolocarats
LMAO, go fuck yourself kmr

>>530406559
Why doesn't Director Akikawa do something about this? #TrainerConsentMatters

>>530406703
>complain to the academy faculty
>it lives to serve umas
>complain to the police
>all the best officers are umas
>take the case to court
>the statue of liberty is an uma, meaning the justice system is dominated by umas
>they laugh and throw my case out and comment on how it's actually super romantic
IS THERE NO SALVATION FOR THE COMMON HUMAN MAN?

>>530407115
I think that's not a bug, they intentionally put some people behind so the top group isn't as crowded

What does "race bonus" mean? Is that racist? Also, how big is the difference between mood effect and training effectiveness?

>>530407014
Yeah.
After you got them and the daily carat pack there's nothing of worth for a dolphin.

>>530407014
the cheapest is not, the free SSR tickets are decent

>>530407057
The URA race will be whatever type of race you participate in the most for that career
Unsure on the stuff related to fans other than the game will do a number check on it at certain points in the career and if you meet specific thresholds it will level up your umas personal skill

>>530406657
Riko is just the obvious example because everything else is too far away on global which might not survive MANT no matter the current numbers.
>having goddess lb0
That still means you're rolling for them. "Not recommending" to roll for them is just making sure people suffer.

>>530407136
Tracen academy is just a front for marriage scouting for mentally unstable hors.

>>530407108

huh, isnt this character very new in the jp version? Or is the gyaru event pretty old.

>>530407218
>free

post your favourite OC donut steel Uma

>>530406996
It's not poor to make 8 servings of food with 4 cups of rice and 1 can of beans and sofrito and bullion and all that other shit

>>530406996
>gassy
Stomach issue.

>>530390237 (OP)
How stingy should I be with monies? There's plenty of shit to spend them on and I'm not sure if I should hold myself back from buying more than just clocks on sales

Pathetic, why don't you be the rapist instead of the victim instead?

Within every 'human', there is an 'uma'

BUCKSHIT BUCKSHIT BUCKSHIT
BUCKSHIT
BUCKSHIT
BUCKSHITSHIT

>>530407136
Rumor has it that director akikawa is also an umamu

>>530407136
You absolute FOOL! Who do you think condones all this? Don't let """them"" cover this up again, I

>>530406979

>Don't look at me directly with those eyes
>I can't avoid it, can't run from it
>At times like this, what do I do?
>Love experience, give me, gimmegimmegimme!

>Hold your horses, there's a flashy woman try to cut the queue, here comes jealousy!
>Wait a minute, she's to close to you
>I'll have to go there, it's an emergency!
Yeah, you weren't kidding geez

>>530407354
>Go and overpower a girl based on THIS
no thanks, i'll just be the victim

https://files.catbox.moe/0k8p9x.jpg
The rumor come out, is horse penis?

>>530407236
I'm not the guy who posted the meme recommended chart, I was just saying it's cheap to spark them at lb0 so it's not like you have to choose between mlb or not having them at all

>>530407276

>>530407348
I've started only buying the SP from the daily sales, need every monies I can get for leveling up support cards. After the Kitasan Incident maybe I'll re-evaluate, too many cards to level up before that.

>>530407354
Because I like being a victim.
My only regret is that my Uma of choice isn't a rapist.

>>530407276

>>530407354
>thinks a human can overpower a horse

>>530407397
Aieeee I'm sorry Teio chan I will never make any other hors do umapyoi ever again.

>>530407136
It's because Director Akikawa is in fact an uma, her secretary Tazuna is no different, they're both umas
I have irrefutable evide

>>530407397
You have to constantly praise her and give her attention or else she gets depressed in her career story iirc

GOD PLEASE I AM ALWAYS A SMIDGE AWAY

>>530407424
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

>>530406783
Considering global will rush through pre-Aoharu's already pathetic card selection Riko might end up being worth using in all decks simply because people aren't gonna have anything else to use.
>>530406834
>I'm f2p
Then just save for umas you like.

Tracen campus police chief has released a statement that no client list for trainer sexual trafficking exists.

>>530406834
>But don't I get fucked on exchange points or something?
The only exchange point value that matters is 200. If you wouldn't hit 200 rolls on a banner, you wouldn't get to spend them anyway. If you have the carats for 200 rolls, it won't matter whether you spend the leftover now or later (unless you're saving for something later and keeping them stocked would make a difference between hitting that or not).

>>530407490
Every uma is a potential rapist they just need the proper motivation.

>>530406960
My Sweep is lb0 so Narita will have to do for now. I want to build her for long races but I don't have any friends with any good stamina cards that isn't Super Creek

>>530407552

>my only other sprint character is this tempermental bitch

>>530406224
Ignore the one faggot rampantly posting misinfo and roll for kita you idiot
She isn’t going to get removed from your deck for years

>>530407354
>tfw I never got Top Gun from the free trainee rolls
It hurts

Playable Uma for this feel?

>>530407573
She is a good girl and deserves all the praise you WILL give her

>>530407354
>try to run away from the uma
>she catches up in a flash
>try to lock the door from the uma
>she kicks it down with her retard strength
>try to talk reason
>she gets her friends & family and they laugh and mock me and say I should just accept my place as the next mejiro/symboli/satono trainer-groom
I tried to move to a new house only to find my uma trainee had her family buy out the entire apartment complex. Make it stop

>>530407432
That's fair, I thought you're the same anon.

>>530407424
>he doesn't know uma's are reverse dom 2koma bait.
you gave up too soon

>>530406559
KWAB

>>530407636
What is the chairwoman's position on the recent allegations of stud dungeons in the estate of its close affiliates, the Mejiro family?

Is the Director an Uma? How could a ningen strive to unlock the potential of an uma when they are ningen and not uma?

The only Uma that will never rape you is Bakushin since she has no idea what sex is.

>>530407584
So do I just play with the stuff I got for four months until Cafe comes out?

>>530407713
gooks were a mistake

>>530407898
She fully knows what Bakusexushin is

>>530407851
>He thinks its the trainers penetrating

Buckeen Bakushin

>>530407014
I think both combined give you random SSR tickets but also 3000 paid carats that is enough to pull on both of the paid-SSR banners.

>>530407851
There's a security video recording of no one entering the mejiro estates during suspected hours.

>gets migraine on race day
>late start
>no skills activate
>somehow win
king halo is a fucking chad I take back all the hate ive given her(in my mind)

>>530407868
Supposedly she is based on Northern Taste or something
That mixed with the fact that cygames refuses to show the top of her and tazunas heads, or their assess outside of their long dresses has JP thinking its a possibility atleast.

do not feed Oguri

>>530408095
>Urara isn't pigging out
A respectable horse, unlike some other

Holy shit the Whaling is getting bad

What a run, bros
>Mood down
>Mood down
>Mood down
>Mood down
>Mood down
>Lose career
>Finally reach 290k event points
>Get my first ever stat spark above 1*
>Guts 2*

Got my first legend :3
Genuinely didn't expect to actually go this far with her

>>530408050
I fully get why anons just throw unlucky runs but sometimes it's satisfying to bring back a campaign and at least clear your goals or something even if you don't win Ura.

>>530407851
>>530408038
>>530407636
>>530407636
>>530407248
>>530407136
Stop this disgusting slander at once. It is demeaning to the reputations of the umamusume trainees, the trainers, the academy faculty and society's perception of umamusume as a whole. The relationships between trainers and umamusume in Tracen Academy have, are and always will be strictly platonic.

>>530408150
you should be praising this guy for keeping the game alive.

>>530408150
Marvelous

>>530407649
I think I get it, I was just confused because I read that I should never roll unless I had 200 rolls.

>>530408150
Jesus Christ

>>530408237
tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8

>>530408150
>1200 wit Maruzensky
is this lore accurate?

>>530390237 (OP)
So is the special week ssr gone forever? I only have 2 dupes and I don't really wish to play this game more than 30-50 minutes a day, don't really wish to keep up with yet another gacha's FOMO bs, how fucked am I?

>Uma shot up to top 20 steam global best seller
SHIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

>>530408150
Being a whaleoid should count as mental illness.

Do front runners even care about Power? Speaking strictly about story only, trying to farm 3* stamina sparks here

>played haru urara once before. skipped through story cause i was event grinding.
>need to clear some dirt sprint races for trophies
>dust off haru urara and actually play her seriously this time, shouldnt be that hard i remember she was pretty easy
>oh god, why are her stats so shit, oh god why is it so had to win races with her. what the fuck did i do the first time.
>read the story.
>want her to win
>can't do dirt races cause need to focus 100% energy on getting her to win races
>man feel at arima kinen

>>530408150
This is what will happen to everyone that fails to MLB kitasan after a few more days.

>Free roll Oguri
>Get her straight to UTA finale champion
>342k fans
>Lose all career run after
Bitch ate all my luck

>hitting the 3* speed on 3 rerolls but got shitty pinks
bruh

>>530408150
How much would this cost?

>>530408293
You can acquire missed welfare event cards later, but by that point you should have a decent support deck already.
The current card is a newbie crutch, not a deal breaker. It's good to have, but not the end of the world if you missed it.

>>530408309
Surreal shit, I hope that will force them to treat global better.

>>530408379
To raw MLB each ssr with the worst luck is 800 dollars
Its most likely that they spent a few hundred dollars focusing a couple ssrs and then got the others naturally

>>530408403
Phew that's good to hear, game's fun, I'm just really playing to get Marvelous once she drops, which will probably take a long while, but I'll do it for her.

>>530408293
you can use the ssr 5* support card unlocker to get more dupes but by then it's prolly not worth it. Since you would probably use it on better support cards like kitasan black

Gibs

>>530408293
all event cards will be put into the shop later on so don't worry

that's right bitch

>>530408359
No one is mlb’ing her bro
Save your pulls after 1 spark and use her to dump universal dupes on

>>530408150
>S
>Whaling
I forgot how little stats you can get during the first campaign. Now we're dealing with UA+ whales.

Cygames autobattler where famous chess players are represented by hot half-animal women

I have 3 characters I wanna breed. How do I do it optimally? I want Taiki Shuttle being a child to Oguri and Rudolf. What are the steps?

>>530408309
>all those "people" still playing CS2 and dota
Are they even human? What keeps them playing the same thing over and over for decades? Sunk cost? Mental illness?

>>530407934
If your supports suck, roll for supports. Kitasan's banner is gonna be a good point for that as the first actually good banner in the game but don't consider rate-ups anything special, people get spooked by other SSRs all the time. Good opportunities to roll for supports will come on anniversaries and new scenarios with free 10-pulls. If you want Cafe, have a spark ready for her and used anything above those 30k as you see fit.

>>530408038
And what of the tunnels discovered in close proximity to the Mejiro estate?

>>530408309
stop making me sad when the game will eventually eos at mant
but looking at how people is actually enjoying ikusei by itself maybe they'll like mant... hopefully. i certainly didn't think it was awful to play. it's just not fun to grind there.

I guess this guy really ended up convincing a lot of people to hop on it.

>>530408513
nta but what does spark mean? I can only assume it's different from legacy/inspiration sparks of course.

I bet Rice has lice

>>530408534
They're russian so barely human

>>530408468
So basically anyone that has shit luck and MLBs Kitasan will have a bunch of maxed out supports?

>>530408513
Im gonna MLB her

>>530408534
Ask FGOfags the same thing at least those are real games

>>530408419
They've learned treating us at the current level is profitable and they could probably make the line go up more with a few extra cut corners

>>530408521
look at the supports anon, that's the whaling

How generous are the devs? Are we gonna get a bunch of currency for events and holidays and stuff to roll?

>>530408534
Ask a professional chess player. The sign of a life wasted.

>>530408613
>>530408502

>>530408532
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

try playing around with this until you can double circle affinity?

>>530408293
>how fucked am I?
>I don't really wish to play this game more than 30-50 minutes a day
Breathe out man, you’re playing to have fun, not replace your personal worth with leaderboard rankings
Nothing is even as remotely “must get” in this game as any other gacha because the fun comes from pve
It just doesn’t matter

>>530408521
Yeah its just the raw URA with no extra events. I think the next event bumps everything up to 1300

Which way?
Speed has the other NPC girl that will give me +3 or whatever as well, but it's only +18+3 and +9 str
Am I okay with stamina or should I dump in?

>>530408573
How dare you

>>530408559
it's gacha pity. spark is the term coined by cygame communities. roll 200 times, then you can choose a card or uma that's on rate up

>Tokai Teio just barely won over Mayano Top Gun in the URA finales
>3* power spark
I kneel

>>530408616
>>530408534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQyd-rSUNPE

More like Skiptasan
Miss me with that gayshit lmao, the constant shilling for that absolute nothingburger would be pathetic if so many newcuties wouldn't be falling for the forced fomo.

In the Uma universe, is there a black market for horse milk

I think I'm Bakushinbrained, I just cannot make Late or End runners work for Long distance.

I just wanted tachyon man

>>530408502
So who's eligible for the Half-Anni SSR voucher, the base girls or everybody released before that?

>fails miserably at Tenno Sho (Spring)
>don't bother wasting clocks on this run
>gets rewarded with a 9* Power inspiration
t-thanks golshi

>>530408720
Horse milk (semen) worth a lot, yes.

>No Gold Brick equivalent
>No sunstone equivalent
So these are the lessons cygames learned...

>>530408645
It's impossible at base I think. I need to do some G1 grinding for bonus affinity points and idk in what order do I build them. There's gotta be some optimal route which I am not aware of.

>>530408720
The black market doesn't exist since most would prefer drinking straight from the source.

>>530408715
Have you been posting the same slop for 18 hours a day now?
Dox your discord and I’ll triple the play cards they’re paying you

>>530408752
Everyone released before that, there's no limited girls or support cards so you can literally just pick Kitasan SSR.

>>530408752
support cards released before half-anniv from what I remember

That includes kitasan black

>>530408720
i do wonder how you breed umas. you obviousl want the best umas to pass on genes to the next generation but how are you going to cross breed when there are no males. do male children born of umas carry their genes? Are boys from famous umas basically harem kings whos entire life is just studding for umas?

>>530408741
They're skill reliant. Air Groove is an example of a good easy late runner. Her unique skill lets you zoom past everyone

>>530408741
yeah a single Silence Suzuka run made me realize I'm the same

GIWTWM

>>530408806
>>530408809
Awesome, thank you

>>530408502
How exactly are they gonna do this in order because half of these are holidays

>>530408656
Depends what youre doing with her
This is my long mcqueen and she doesnt have enough stamina for the longest pvp tracks

>>530408774
But there is.

>>530408762
forgot pic

>>530408774
>>530408502

>>530408813
After retirement, umas get injected with hormones to stimulate the growth of futa dicks.

>>530408741
I had to throw on an ass ton of skills for Ryan just to have her win as a late surger

>>530408762
my Rice Shower got fucked in the middle of her career and I got 3 speed sparks

>>530408774
There is though. You literally get a free sunstone once that implementation rolls around.

>>530408791
Whatever Rajneesh, people will unironically quit because they got bored with the same roster while saving and/or missed a card they didn't even need because of the constant shilling, sad.

>>530408559
When you pull on a banner, you build up points that at 200 you can use to just obtain a copy of one of the rate up cards/umas. They don’t stay between banners so ideally you always save 200 rolls before spending them in one go
Later we get a system that you passively earn currency and then use to fabricate a dupe of a card you currently have so you can max dupe good cards easily over timr

>>530408851
What if they simply won't.

>>530408813
>>530408720
It's the opposite. Boys who are known to pass on good uma genes are the subject of international trafficking incidents. They're all on it. Symbolis, Mejiros, Satonos, the entire monarchy of Island...how else can their progeny win so many G1s?

hell yeah my first A rank

>>530408813
Not much too different from real life, then.

>>530408891
You should get injected with lethal injection instead.

What are the chances of Gaben putting a fuckhuge UMA MUSUME PRETTY DERBY - NOW AVAILABLE on the steam store front page after the current summer sale is over?

I will just get Kita on the rerun, not dealing with this 0.5% split with diamond girl, good luck whales.

I did it bros, i love Suzuka.
First time i reach 320k fans and got the legendary diva title for her

>>530408741
Golshi is literally the only end closer uma I have.
Everyone else is either a front runner or pace chaser. There's just too much risk with too little reward for me to be betting on late running styles.

>>530408986
I don't think they do those after the game has been out for a while

>>530408931
I’m serious, drop me your contact details and I’ll triple what they’re paying you for info

No, an average 4chan user cannot overpower a Japanese racehorse. A racehorse, like those bred in Japan (e.g., Thoroughbreds), is a powerful animal with immense physical strength, speed, and endurance, capable of running at speeds up to 40-50 km/h (25-31 mph) and weighing 400-500 kg (880-1100 lbs). An average human, even with some physical fitness, lacks the strength, speed, and mass to physically overpower such an animal in any direct confrontation.

4chan users, often stereotyped as spending significant time online and not necessarily prioritizing physical fitness, are unlikely to have exceptional athletic abilities. Even if we assume an average 4chan user is a moderately fit adult male (e.g., 70-80 kg, capable of basic physical exertion), they would be at a massive disadvantage against a racehorse’s raw power, reflexes, and natural defenses (e.g., kicking, which can deliver lethal force).

>>530408938
Then the games gonna feel really fucking stingy for a whole year

>>530408880
I'm gonna borrow the fuck out of this if you post ID

For me, it's do or die. If I fail to MLB kitasan with my 15k carats, I quit. If I MLB, I keep playing.

>>530409060
but racehorses are also weak to dick. so it's even. they're one pump chumps>>530407757

>>530408741
It's actually easy. The hard part is making them PvP viable.

>no monies
very sad

When is Kitasan coming out anyway?

>>530408813
Nope, you just gotta hope that the fucking horse gods implant the soul of a kush money horse into your child and not the soul of one of the +3k jobber horses that get registered in japan every year

>all these 9* sparks
>tfw already at 1.2m event points
>still don't have a single 3* spark veteran

>>530409132
The average for ONE kitasan at 0.75% rate up is 133 pulls LMAO

>>530408861
Pace.

>>530409168
You'll just end up like those German dudes who try to fuck their horses, eventually you get a shattered sternum.

>>530408939
Holy shit...how deep does the Umapstein iceberg go!?

>>530409009
Great job

Tracen Academy is where all umas come from. They do not reproduce, they do not breed. They spring forth wholly formed from behind that door the lady in green opens.

Reminder that Long/End is objectively, mathematically faster than the rest.

finally....
i love you so much haru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>530409132
Actual retard here lol
The fomo is all in your head dingus.

>>530409316
I want to horsenap happy meek for myself.

We better get a free Kitasan Black Cygames owes Global, owes me

>>530409292
But special week specifically mentions her mother and father...?

>>530409372
Me too.

>>530409172
Haha, yeah...

>keep losing when fighting lower score Team Trials
>keep winning when fighting higher score ones
What the hell?

>>530409295
then why do they keep losing

duramente and her irl jockey

>>530409406
Your males are still unringed...

>>530409445
NOOO THIS IS NTR

>>530409428
so does mihono bourbon. if even a robot has a father then everyone does

>>530409285
Don't ask questions you REALLY don't want answers to.

>>530409435
Stats bloats and shitty skills.

Are Ryan and Winning Ticket unusually difficult to win with? I've already won countless times with my other umas (including Rice) but I cannot for the life of me get these 2 to win.

>>530402459
Chat
Plsase translate for me

>>530409445
Yup, that's me and wife.

>>530409428
They were formed with fake memories, like Last Thursdayism but for horse girls.

>>530409438
Because you dump wits.

Tired of losing. How do I rise tachyon?

>>530409515
Doesnt she accidentally call the trainer dad?
Was that a one time thing from her affection stories or is it a reoccuring thing?

>>530409509
ntr with who

>>530409536
Late in general is difficult to build.

>>530409452
I only ring women

How do I send my unwanted Umas to glue factory? I don't like how they are cluttering my inheritance screen

>>530409637
I've been using a legacy that bumps their Pace Chaser stat to A, does that not help?

>>530409582
And Mayano's father?
Bourbons father (who was also a trainer)?

>>530408364
heh

Is sweep tosho any good?

Remember to trust the plan.

will you eventually get decent sparks if you just keep mindlessly playing the game?
i don't want to look up how to do this shit on purpose.

I need a club... please...

>Saw some random streamer raise tachyon
>She ults
>Introduction to physiology
really? fuking kek

>>530409609
she switches to calling us master. which i hear they cut out of global? i don't have her to check

>>530409772
Yes. The only thing you need to go out of your way for is doing g1 races

>>530409647
>Ladiva
based_

>>530409452
NTA but here are my rings.

newfag looking for club
335147491793
I train losing horses

>>530409772
For the best chances you gotta get 1100 in a stat
Though I guess you could just fucking do 600/600 speed stam if you wanna be lazy

>>530409772
As long as your runs get stam and power to at least 600 there's a chance, that will be pretty trivial by second scenario.

>>530409690
Some Late umas have unique skills that pretty much only work for their late strategy and changing it to something like pace/runner would ruin their gig. But it depends.

>>530409795
my condolences
you too will mature one day

I almost shit myself, Oguri almost overcome her...

Someone make a tier list of horse girls bases on how fun it is to say their name.

>>530409285
You think an uma as talented as Special Week could be overlooked by the major families? And that her first mother legimitately died in childbirth? Don't be ridiculous. Her father was a human stud who squealed and they killed both him and the mother to cover it up!

>>530409772
Yes. I had nothing good during URA days but started getting good sparks frequently later.

>>530409772
I don't bother with G1 and just do 1100/600/600 in speed/stam/pow every single run. So far only got 1 3* power spark.

Hello /uma/ tourist fag here.

My loser friend only goes on normie sites like reddit and twatter and is in love with this game. Please send me the best pics /uma/ has to offer to invoke fomo in this faggot.

Umas having human parents was an abandoned season 1 lorebit thats never brought up again because no one wants to imply that somewhere down the line someone fucked a real horse

What makes Mejiro McQueen look so hot as she runs so quickly and earnestly?

I want to spend but how do I know they won't pull the plug on this? They seem to have an absolute terrible track record with worldwide releases of their games, I have hard time believing they were all losing money on those which means they pulled them just because at least in a few cases.
Can you at least use your account on jp if global goes bust?

Complete and total McQueen babymaking SEX

>>530409976
Someone post THAT teio image. You know the one

>>530409939
whats the best uma to do this with bwo
i cant seem to balance getting speed stam and power with my deck either

>>530410025
the strong zero in her veins

What the hell is RP and what do I use it for? Google was zero help.

>>530410014
Lore already explains why the horsegirls exist anon
Horses arent real in lore

>>530410014
There are no "real" horses in the umaverse.

>3* sparks
pff
>A rank URA clears
weak
>SSR MLB
nobody cares

the real endgame is how many cards you've finished in the bingo
a true test of skill, luck and patience

>>530410064
I have shit cards by the way please understand.

>25 apologems
no cygames you're going bankrupt at this rate!!

>>530410081
Oguri is by far the most brainless uma to do this with. You can even save up skill points since she doesn't need those to win.

>>530410043
play it or don't, everything ends some day.
don't ask stupid questions.

>>530410043
It's managed by Cykagames themselves.
They invested into Breeders Cup, Kentucky Derby and some upcoming race in Paris itself.
They definitely have a horse in this race.

>>530410092

>>530409893
Male Meeeejiro Muhkkweeeen, female Ssiimmboli Rudoffu and both saying Winningu Ticketto are all great.

What happened to Rice Shower?

>>530409772
There will be tachyon events where you can level up stat sparks.

>235k event points
Latebros, I'm gonna make it!

Bakushin-brainwashing this Vodka into a Front Runner

Who has long Ura finals?

>>530410245
>What happened to Rice Shower?

Which vtuber should I watch? Ina or Gigi?

>>530409893
MARUZENSKKYYYYYY

>>530409764
Very

does anyone have that chart with the prospected release date of each character banner for global? I need to see if I can save for doto AND the kitasan rerun

>>530410303
no one to my memory. you need to force it by running long races on the side so you run more long races than mile ones

>>530410206
Thanks friend

when do you start rolling for trainees instead of support cards?

>>530410303
Top Cun if you don't do optional mid races.

Question

If you take a tebuff to debuff pace chasers and your horse is a pace chacer does it apply to her as well ?

>>530410194
Stupid answers aren't any better.
>>530410196
I did see that they went with fucking Crunchyroll of all options for Priconne for some reason, that's one less red flag here at least.

>>530410303
it was ez with rudolf

>>530410417
prolly after the kitasan black roll spree i think

>>530410417
When you don't have enough to fill out your pvp team

>>530410014
Holy speedwatcher...
This is the fifth time I've seen some newfag miss the detail of Spe's birth mother.

>>530410369
ToT UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>530408741
Swinging Maestro is mandatory for Late/End medium/long, it feels like. If you have Swinging Maestro you have more leeway to pump power, speed, and get wits to a respectable number.

>>530410510
pretty sure you still need like 900 stamina even with swinging maestro. in fact you need 2 gold skills on top of 900 stamina

>>530410574
for pvp, sure

Going on dates with Aoi Kiryuin before coming back to Tracen to fuck horse pussy

>>530410417
when you like the uma

>>530409893
winning chiketto

Am I just supposed to do careers until the heat death of the universe? Is that correct?

>>530409132
Same sentiment here
Uma constumes doesnt even make me horny. Dalies + using up stamina are eating like 90 mins. I won with two of the notorious difficult campaign Rice Shower and King Halo. I have no regrets.

>>530409893
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin

This bitch don't wanna win ura finale what did i do wrong

https://x.com/umanowa/status/1942529468352061480

Gold ship this summer being shown around visiting school children.

After many low moods, random ailments and low % fails can I call the run bricked and just end it early?

>>530410628
She only goes on dates with me when the career is about to end for some reason.

>>530408741
no one will actually teach you how to win with late because it's counterintuitive to how you build every other horse, and all of the "veterans" that are winning with them are just statchecking with inheritance and not actually learning how to play late runners

https://x.com/kingsyobo_n/status/1942194484491833581

>>530410417
I want Bourbon so I've just been rolling away. I will either pull her or get enough pity points to exchange for her.

>>530409040
desu you can make anyone a end closer / late surger with the right skills
throw on golshis and rudolfs skills and watch them zoom by at mach4 on the outer curve

>>530410692
Play it out.

>>530410692
You could farm trophies

>>530410683
He looks well kept.

>>530402974
Contrail is a done deal right? What's the new big names we can expect in the future? Lys, Doduece, Liberty Island?

>>530410741
I mean I will win it but I can already see the character is making B rank at most

>tfw your horse gives you this look

>>530410683
Shippu

>>530410647
Yeah, because running is fun.There will be more in the future

>>530410725
based kot

>>530410647
Everything revolves around career, yeah. Even the PVP part of the game is not simply not doable without career.

>>530410692
you can just do races that you didn't for the carats and farm sparks.

>>530410663
i think you needed more speed

>>530410793
most big name horses are well kept, they have human slaves

>>530410824
it's the best

can horses debuff themselves? for example, if they debuff all horses in a certain position, while they are in that position

How do I play this game? I don't understand it.

Yeah I'm not fully MLB'ing that Special Week card in time.........

>>530410647
yea, you embrace the autism of trying to grind out the perfect legacies and sparks but get stuck in the one-star wit mines instead.

>>530410984
Nope, but they can get panicked which is kind of a debuff and can be caused by others debuffing your uma.

>>530410628
>he would rather date a random human thot over the umas who care and cherish him forever

>>530410995
have you tried clicking the buttons?
reading the tutorial?
you sound like someone that really wants to do something but wont do so until somebody takes him by the hand and tells him how everything works

>>530410995
Train ur wife

>>530411101
It's called learned helplessness. Very common nowadays.

>>530411090
thank you

Cute

>>530411094
just using her to raise my uma's mood after forcing her to do a 70% fail chance rainbow training, nothing real.

>>530410793
He has manservant, gets to fuck mares all day and can do fuck all. He won bigly.

Is there any way to glue or recycle horses or a year on from now I'm going to have 100 of every horse on my list?

>>530409893
I love hearing Teio's "makween"

>>530411292
looks like he will ntr other horses

>>530411101
I just don't understand what am I supposed to be doing.

>>530411127
I started her career but I'm not sure I'm supposed to be doing this and it feels like the game wants me to do something else. I can't change my teams or use this cutie anywhere but her story mode (?).
This is one weird game.

This support card system is cool once you begin understanding how it works.
Atleast I think I'm understanding how it works...

>>530411308
Wait for the elmers sponship event

>>530411308
yea, go to the enhance menu -> Legacies -> bottom right is a button to "transfer" them to the glue factory for the blue SP points

>>530411292
Psycho stare.

>>530410702
You need lvl3 friendship to get the date event

>>530410824
what does it mean

Finally got it after days of rerolls. What should I do now?

what do i need to do to run into Suka Sho and Victoria Mile in career???

>>530411379
once you start thinking beyond the 6 speed meme, deck building becomes more fun. guess this is why kitasan black is so necessary.

>>530411452
That stallion wants to buck!

>>530411101
most newgens are like this, for us it's called job security

>>530411376
I think you might be stupid.

>>530411519
Vodka.

>>530411363
>looks like
Mares love mating with Gold Ship so much some of them have refused to mate with anyone else. (The exception being Gentildonna, who Gold Ship is afraid of for some reason)

>>530410823
At least get their speed/power/stamina to 600 for the 3* spark

>>530411519
You're dumber than a nigger holy shit.

>>530411424
Also known as the "Goldshippu Stare"

>His Special Week SSR card will be half complete
Bros I'm sorry, I'll do better next event........

>>530411593
based gorillawife

>>530411519
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
heres a race scheduler, look for the race you need to run in and check for the umas who have it on their career. in Victoria Mile I think I did it with Vodka

should I touch the main story? What are the benefits?

>>530411552
I wish the game was more transparent about how some of the stuff worked like what effects where their friendships show up.

>>530410663
Late closers are a meme in sprints and miles is all
You need clocks to reroll, even if you should win it

>>530411679
Free SSR support cards

>>530411679
Carats, it's also just a fun well made mode with some budget.

>>530411452
It means it's time for Tracen Academy to bribe the papers yet again

>>530411657
I csn borrow you mine, if you want.

If both legacies are G1 farmers, do you need to also farm G1s on the new horse, if you plan to use her as legacy herself? Does it further stack affinity or something like that?

Do you think I can realistically get to 600 rolls total by december/jan? I have about 150 now.
My roadmap
>doto october
>kitasan rerun dec
>New year Opera dec/jan

?

>>530411679
Main story is just cygames flexing their vn tech, but it's barely updated lmao.

Does support card friendship level effect anything outside of when friendship training becomes available?

>>530405668
Kill yourself fucking faggot

>>530411679
if your gonna keep asking on every single fucking thing to do in this game i think you should just stop playing

>>530411746
Suzuka would never.

>>530411591
thank you!!!
>>530411640
Kill Yourself
>>530411676
thank you!!!!!!

Reminder that ‘recreation’ is code word for bed breaking raw horse sex for the purpose of impregnation.

>>530411797
Not enough. I'm going to need a naked dogeza and 200 pulls.

>>530411821
I can't read japanese, what does the image say?

>>530411656
All of those feel completely different, but the bottom middle one is a stare of someone who'd cut your belly for fun, scary hors.

>>530411795
I saved up around 700 rolls between february and july but idk in global