>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>530447776

I hate myself

3rd for 3 weeks without a new boss

>>530484886
it's for the best, we need a balance patch to nerf to gaol relic before any new everdarks are released

we need to discuss the impending death of nightreign without new content

4th for no duos ever

>Still can't play any of the new Everdark Sovereigns because I don't have PS+

This game needs more randomness

I feel so bad for the discord sisters.

>>530484794
Does anyone have the webm of the executor on the stella trying to deflect the Fulgor nuke?

>>530485025
>not playing on PC
you only have yourself to blame

>>530484962
They can't spare one employer for one minute?

>>530484683 (OP)
PSN PLEASE

Yeah, I'm the Wylder
>Name myself "John Nightreign" because I'm the main character. Only play Wylder.
>Did I just start the game today or have I played 200 matches? You'll never know.
>Double grapple speed across the map alone just to die too far away to revive.

Yeah, I'm the Guardian
>I will walk around constantly blocking all the enemies who wont even look at me.
>I always do less than .001% damage to anything during the whole expedition.
>I don't know why the world thinks I suck but I will certainly prove them right.

Yeah, I'm the Ironeye
>I'm going to run to some random place on the map and ping 10 times per second.
>Let me just stand 200 yards away and hit the boss for 1 damage without noticing.
>So you wont revive me from 3-bar while I'm a mile deep in the rain? Guess I'll quit.

Yeah, I'm the Duchess
>I will run up to the boss like I'm going to hit them and do 15 sideflips instead.
>I hardly ever reprise enemies but when I do it's right before you do any damage.
>I turn invisible just to revive you then die and you can revive me then die, repeat.

Yeah, I'm the Raider
>I'm going to an evergaol the moment I first land to immediately get downed.
>Then I'm headed to the castle right after to die to something else at level 3.
>At least I trapped the boss and loot inside my cube for 20 seconds, lets wait.

Yeah, I'm the Revenant
>Watch me whiff with the biggest and most ineffective weapon I can find.
>I forget to remove my huge ghost skeleton and block doorways and loot.
>I will die less than one quarter second after I am revived from 3-bar again.

Yeah, I'm the Recluse
>I will come to revive you and do the no fp animation 3 times.
>I'm going to mess up the magic cocktail mix and kill myself.
>Let me run across the whole map to this rise I won't know how to open.

Yeah, I'm the Executor
>I always fuck up my parries and die to trash mobs.
>I will then immediately try again, fail again, and go 2-bar.
>Ok no big deal, now surely I won't mess it up a third time...

>>530485025
>can play all of the new Everdark Sovereigns because I pirated the game on PC

Do shifting earths have different queues? I was on forest but changed to crater and it removed me from the queue.

>>530485350
The mod versions of them are pretty bugged and their AI easier than normal tho

>>530485025
Just buy plus you sad brokie lmao

>>530485181
None of them said this

>>530485462
>mod versions

>>530485462
Are they? The only one I noticed being bugged was the bugs, which are bugged normally anyway.

>>530485181
All of them said this

>>530485497
He's doesn't even have a playstation lol.

It's this meme. It's a pukeko chick, a highly sociable bird from New Zealand. They have very large feet.

Upon closer investigation it has been determined that birds are useless shitters.

>>530485794
Meant for >>530484656

>went biking with my mom and saw a deer
>saw how To Train Your Dragon with my daughter
>met grandma for dinner and had a nice catchup chat
It was a nice birthday, but now it's time to queue bug and start exterminating. I'll be looking out for any cute Duchess', Revs, or Recluses who fancy spin for me.

ED bugs, erg, PC

>>530486042
What the fuck? Is this your average erg gamer?

>go against Libra first time
>do a decent run, didn’t get lucky and there was no madness camp
>clutch to the piece of shit deathright bird
>prepare for Libra
>heart pumping
>defeat Libra first try
Why did you niggas hype up this mf so much, fight was awesome but still, he really wasn’t that hard, even got the do three nightlords in a row achievement
The music is so fire

>>530486252
No, but that is the roleplay.

>>530486350
You think I'm roleplaying?

>>530485181
kek, thank for a laff

>>530486306
Hard =/ Good

>>530486306
Try playing with other people instead of on easy mode sometime.

Ggs Wylder/Raider, good stuff

>>530486651
ggs

>>530486651
gg

Nth for Wyldeye being focused on their goal to prolong the night together

>>530485497
I just hate subscriptions, man. They're just one thing you have to keep in mind or you'll end up pissing away your money on stuff you're not even using.

So that's it, then? We finna wait a month with no content until the new everdarks for a month, then no content until DLC, and that's it? elden ring 2 waiting room?

This is how Nightreign dies? with thunderous silence and apathy and neglect??

>>530486792
>is the concern trolling working yet?
how sad

>>530486512
Okay but how does this meme correlate to the original? Unless Guardian is wearing Duchess'...oh no...

>>530486792
This is how all games worked before the live service curse blighted us.

>>530485350
>>530485102
My PC is ass and I didn't care about multiplayer. How was I supposed to know all of the content outside the base game was going to be locked behind a membership?

STOP GETTING HIT BY EVERY SINGLE ATTACK THE BOSS DOES YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING APE REVENANT PLAYERS

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD

I just want that one guy to figure out a nice rando mod and some other to import more enemies

just beat adel and then bugs alone.
i can tell they nerfed some weapons from er and yet when i got giant hunt and wirligig saw the runs didn't feel like losing game, it's all rng tho :(

>>530486978
This is a game universally wished by the fans to have live service. They have fucking 15 years of enemies and bosses to add, what's the excuse? Fucking sell murk in microtransactions if you have to, who gives a shit?

>>530487002
I hope the rando mod is easy to use, I want to force some seeds so I can play the meteor and mausuleum events

>>530487113

>>530487072
Most weapons are stronger than ER, if you upgrade them to purple. Its just that the bosses and enemies are a bit tougher and the timer makes each second feel like falling behind.

>>530485462
I booted up ES fulghor on freereign a few times and it seemed fine

>>530487171
seamless coop already ensures the game's survivability, you can play with friends without using the official servers

>>530487113
No thank you.

>>530485794
Thanks those are some legit nightmare feet

>>530487172
I'm like 16 hours in and i've never seen purple tier stones even once, mind you i was just running around for runes...

>>530487297
Yeah but if it was like an average live service game ran on microtransactions, it wouldn't be possible to just use seamless coop

Isn't the poison powder too much to deal with?
What do you do when the moth is right on scorpo's ass during phase 2? Like I finally get some clean openings in then have to run from the poison.
It doesn't help that some players like the erg Duchess I played with yesterday doesn't seem to realize the parasite mechanic

The most slept-on class in Nightreign
>TFW you realize you can parry before the cursed sword drawing animation even ends

2/3 pc erg all

>>530487442
You ignore it and kill the boss.

>>530487442
Usually someone has to bear the duty of distracting the moth but I often see people either ignore it or abandon it midway, carrying the moth back to the other two who are fighting the roach

>>530487579
It's too much damage

>>530487550
you can use both the unsheathe and the sheathe as parries

>>530487550
>TFW you realize you can parry before the cursed sword drawing animation even ends
yeah, unsheath and sheath are both guardpoints
i dont use sheath guardpoint so much because i like to end combos with a guard counter, which deals even more stance damage
i have the relic that increases suncatcher's damage so it's a decent weapon at high levels, and don't often switch off it unless the enemy isnt targeting me anymore

>>530487690
Your gradual heal flask?

>dude just attack it during the orbital laser

>>530486792
>We finna wait a month with no content until the new everdarks for a month, then no content until DLC, and that's it?
You sound surprised, MMO players will eat up way worse slop than that

You have to remember that most of the player base isn't 200+ hours turbonerds
a lot of people are still in that initial 10 hours of being kinda shit at the game, especially if this is their jumping on point
in short
Seek Grass

>>530487736
You should never attack with it unless you're guard countering or using the charged attack, always switch to your real weapon

>want to play elden ring all day
>get home from wageslaving
>too tired to play
dont ever get a job. i hate my life monday-thursday

3bug
PC
erg

>>530487797
you attack it during the orbital laser with the flask up you retard
the one that turns non-physical damage into healing

>>530487929
Bro your flame of ambition?

>>530487909
nah, suncatcher deals fine damage and the time spent sheathing and attacking only to unsheath again isnt worth it

>>530486792
Correct. They tried to warn us. Now all we’re left with is a whispering voice repeating itself over and over in the distance as we’re left alone… “no refunds gaijin… gaijin… gai…”

>>530487991
Does that work on the red earthquakes?

>>530487797
You don't need to act insecure about his replies.

>>530487968
2/3 need one more PC erg

>>530486998
I can sympathize with your situation but honestly dude you shouldn’t have listened to them when they were lying through their teeth about single player being ok too it’s obvious this game had multiplayer in mind only
>>530487113
Valid point. No matter how you look at it the game should have had more than this

Wylder wives how are we holding up tonight?

>>530488516
2/3 hell..

>Randoms who died multiple times wanted to fight royal revenant after they barely survived night 1
>No heals
>No holy damage
>Level 9
They quit after I watched it kill them

Odds and I queue once again
Evens and I go do something actually recreational

axe and hammer pstance suck

>>530488556
that's not even a hard fight, you sound like an ergshitter

recluse is for sex revenant is for friendship and duchess is for marriage

>>530488109
no, they stagger you and deal more physical damage than magical
it does work on the moth's laser spam freakout though

>>530488627
come bug pc erg

>>530487000
I swear to God the bosses target you like 50% more if you're a Revenant, I'm trying yo dodge them but it's hard when it's doing nothing but focus on me for 10 minutes straight

If you block someone can they tell they're blocked? or only if they try and add you?

>>530488627
get the fuck out of here and do something else

>>530488738
Well shit ok comin'

>>530488774
Who cares? If you want to block someone why would you care if they find out?

>buff skill
>"While active, Heavy attacks become a combo"
Name a bigger debuff

reminder about the 2nd chest in every fort and the 3 free big chests on castle wall

>>530488790
Too late :(

>>530488870
I don't want them to come to the thread and start drama. they seem psycho

>>530486694
everytime i play raider i feel bad using his ult even when i try to put it 5 feet away from the boss it somehow gets them stuck or block someone

why are we getting mogged by PEAK so hard bros...

>>530488993
Nigger you're already starting drama over them starting drama
Just block them and call them slurs if they show up

>>530488909
just jump l1

>>530488516
stop

>>530488516
recluse mains are doing fine

>>530488909
It's incredibly powerful in base Elden Ring
that was on a level 60 character while co-oping with a friend iirc

>>530488924
Reminder to take treasure shows up on map for some games so you learn where those chests show up every game.

When are they gonna update the texts though?
That should be an easy day 1 change.
It's pretty weird to be 1 month in and the dormant effect is still "inflict bloodloss at low hp" when no the fuck it doesn't.
"Increased Enemy Damage after Critical Hit" is almost as retarded, it even reads like a debuff

>>530488909
Those combos absolutely rape though. The sword of milos followup retard jump charge R2 literally staggers mounted bosses

>>530489240
that omenkiller at level 60 is not a hard fight

>>530489050
See that's your problem, when you play raider you're not supposed to think

I miss (You)

>>530489362
we were cleaning up liurnia i think. he's kinda out of the way.

Does the guardian's dodging move have iframes or not? I honestly can't tell. Seems like I get hit most of the time. I might be iframing some attacks, but it might just be my imagination.

I don't really understand how I'm supposed to use this guy. I wanted to be the gaurdian, because it looked like a cool class. But things were going relatively well, until I encountered harder hitting enemies. Then I would run out of stamina in only a few swipes. But enemies just keep attacking relentlessly, so I get guard broken and then killed.

In Elden Ring, I sometimes play with shields. And I would manage stamina by rolling some of the easier attacks in the enemy's combo. But with the guardian, attempting to dodge in the middle of a combo, always results in getting smashed. Does his attack lack iframes? Or am I just playing badly?

Also, I know you can press B to make him brace his shield, but that move costs stamina just to use. Which seems counter to the purpose of using it. Like, I get you probably spend less stamina bracing, than you would unbraced. But still. How does one determine when bracing is a good idea or not?

>>530489430
no sadposting

>>530489468
You'll eventually get it.

>>530489240
>>530488909

Alright, "rannis ending doesn't lead to nightreign copers" and "heolstor doesnt have the dmgs" copers. And "ranni isn't caligo" copers.

You miss major things.
1. Rennala was the first carian queen.
"In her youth, Rennala was a prominent champion who charmed the academy with her lunar magic, becoming its master. She also led the Glintstone Knights and established the house of Caria as royalty."
2. The Japanese text doesn't use tradition for the gifting of moonlight greatswords. The description in a literal translation says "The greatsword of the moon that successive queens of kaalia gift to their spouses"
The kanji for successive thats uses is rekidai which in terms of modern Japanese is used in future tense rather than past tense. Meaning, since this thread takes japanese text over ENG text, then the moonlight greatswords were only created twice, not an unknown amount of times before, and if ranni had a kid and that kid had a husband shed give a similar sword away. Not that ranni is following some lady in the lake tradition of handing out swords to spouses. It started with rennala and only continued with ranni.
3. Rennala being the last Caria queen
Its literally because ranni didnt want to take the mantle. Rennala is the first and last of her line.
3. Caligos japanese description
Almost completely different from her ENG one, it directly implying she was once a divine being and wasn't a born dragon

Thus. Heolstor is the tarnished or a tarnished standin. Upon defeating and communing with bayle he began transforming into him, this was eventually stopped by ranni who took the ecennse into herself(hinted at with her hat having caligos eye on it) transforming her into caligo, losing most of her sense of self and divinity. Whats left of her divinity went into her spouse who, in his grief returned to the world in hopes of finding a cure for her so their age could continue, but was struck down and called upon the night to doom the world.

>>530489716
Not related.

Ultimate Art + relics stop at +3, just tested. I'm sure most of you know that.
>>530484683 (OP)
Boy I sure would appreciate that without all the watermarks.

>>530488552
I'll be on my way shortly as the Revwife

>>530489468
Your shield rating whatever the fuck it's called goes up 5 times when your in the block stance, so you'll notice a larger effect with higher shield-whatever shields
Even just getting your basic shield to purple will be a massive improvement

>>530489716
nobody fucking cares lorefag

I miss my baby

>>530489876

>>530487402
You can sometimes get them from metal chests and random drops, but they are guaranteed to drop from boss enemies in caves.

>>530488516
Sister… recluse has taken our spot in his bed…

got booted rip, trying to reconnect

>>530489716
I fucking care lorefag

HUH...
POST YOUR BALANCE PATCH (which is next week btw i saw it on Ishizaki's schedule on his wall on my astral travels) PREDICTIONS NOW

>>530489430
You miss this dick, not me. Lying slut.

HOLY SHIT pubs are gonna give me a hernia. I was playing duchess for giga pest and I found rykard's rancor early so I thought this in the bag until day 2 my teammates decide to do literally anything except shifting earth and by the time they get there we only have time to do one single field boss. We almost wiped to night 2 boss and got to day 3 at level 11. Figured it's fine because I've got a good spell and I know the fight well and it's a pretty easy one.

Both of them somehow get three barred even though I'm the one being targetted and I use my ult to revive them, they both go down again still in phase 1. Say fuck it, it's not possible to revive them any more while I've got two giga bugs on my ass so I let them sit there as I bring us to phase 2. Finally get my ult again and revive them again and they both go down again within literal seconds before both leaving the game.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU LEAVE 30 MINUTES AGO AND SAVE ME SOME TIME?!

They obviously didn't even know the moveset of base gnoster and they queued for everdark gnoster? What the fuck is wrong with these people? What a huge fucking waste of my time.

>>530489569
Get what? I have literally no clue how I'm supposed to use the guy. I encountered a crucible knight on a solo expedition, and he killed me like 6 times. I'm at an utter loss for how to deal with them, if I can't iframe through their attacks.

>>530489809
Bro, I didn't find SHIT about shields on my solo attempts. What are you trying to say? A larger effect with what now? When I played solo, I got as high as level 3, I found a brass shield, but I don't remember what effect was on it, probably nothing good, because I remember being unimpressed.

The first night boss comes before I can accomplish anything, I clear the little guys, and then die like a bitch to the boss. The farthest I got, was killing the demihuman swordsman. Which took all I got, and then the demihuman queen annihilates me. When she rampages, she rips through my defenses.

But yeah, my shield was just the standard shield. No purple.

>>530489716
>here's your hard proof:
>1) heolstor has what looks like a dmgs
>2) caligo may or may not be originally dragon
wow, sasuga anon, really nailed that coffin shut with your airtight argument

What’s the deal with those giant niggas in the background?
Also what’s the deal with the white rose lady thing in the secret are that you need the rope or whatever to get in?

>>530489716
no one wants to read your college thesis on a video game fag

>>530490328
stop

>>530490484
Hmmm
Let me think about it...

>>530490389
The shield score... thing... hold on I'll look up what it's called but it basically determines how much stamina damage you take when blocking

anyone queuing on either password on PC?

>>530490576
stability

>>530490632
I'm going to in like half an hour

>>530489716
Nightreign objectively takes place before Elden Ring. I know that doesn't make any fucking sense all things considered but that is the objective word of the devs. They obviously didn't put too much thought into Nightreign lore so it's pretty hilarious seeing content starved lore youtubers scrounging from scraps of lore that might somehow apply to Elden Ring even though Nightreign is even more nonsensical than SOTE.

>>530490632
I'm about to in five minutes because I can't fucking stand randoms anymore

>>530485794
>highly sociable
Source?
>>530485961
Well yeah, a blind man could have told you that

>>530490709
YES THANK YOU STABILITY
That's what it's called

>>530490389
>>530490576
Anyway, Guardian's Steel Guard multiplies Stability by 5, so even small increases in Stability massively improve how much stamina damage you take when blocking as long as you block with Steel Guard
If you can't find any good shields do a mine to get the purple upgrade material and upgrade your starting shield at a merchant, it's a huge improvement
There's also weapon passives and talismans that can boost stability

>>530486252
that’s the average erg gamers coping mechanism for the sad truth of their reality

did sovereign pests change to the 2 other ones already or when is that, Id like to play a run on psn

>>530491154
lol

>>530486042
Smoothest bug in days. Ironeye and my sister ran through it like it was nothing. We even deleted that BBH, it was fun

>>530490484
No really, the fuck’s the deal with those things

>>530489753
>>530490478
How is it not related? The idea that heolstors sword cant be rannis or an altered version is vicely critiqued here and elsewhere with the sword giving tradition being a longstanding one. This is objectively false as the JP description says. There's only two swords max. And more likely one as the japanese text plainly tells us the sword rennala gave to radagon is the sword ranni gives to us, but altered for her moon. That radagon crafted his sword based on rennalas. Meaning theres only one or two mlgs in elden ring lore. Meaning heolstors sword is rannis. Meaning he did her ending. Caria as a house didnt exist pre rennala.
>>530489843
>>530490231
>>530490478
>>530490540
>gets BTFO
>um...le nobody cares
>>530490739
More cope

>>530490292
>patch 1.01.5
>bug fixes
>the end

>>530491397
It isn't related. Different things entirely.

>>530490576
I feel silly doing the steel guard, because it takes about 1/5th of my stamina just to get into position. I noticed that attacks only did a tiny amount of stamina thereafter. But honestly this move only seems appropriate if I can predict what the enemy will do next, and steel up for big attacks or combos. But some enemies are really unpredictable. Like the crucible knight. He essentially just queues up attacks at random. If I steel up against one attack, then the next one might be a stomp that hits me anyway. So I have to be prepared to jump. After I jump, I've used stamina, then I have to use stamina to steel up again. Now I have to block the next attack with half a stamina bar.
It's just... I don't know what the fuck to do.

>>530489716
>rekidai, in terms of modern Japanese, is used in future tense rather than past tense
makes no sense
>it directly implying she was once a divine being and wasn't a born dragon
point to it, please

>>530491292
gg
I was looting chests like mad to escape gear RNG and in the end it failed and I was forced to get that stone at the end of night 2 to cope with a shitty staff I had
Entering 3bugs with 3 magic sticks and a buff dagger

>>530491397
But... I said I do care...

>>530491605
It happens. I had a helphen with a deaths poker for awhile, double magic greatswords for 50% mag resist bugs. Luckily I gacha'd out of that but still.

Oh man, we won’t have super Libra for a couple of months, I wanted super Libra now man (or at least within the month)

The entire crux of your theory was that you can't get the Dark moon greatsword and refused to acknowledge that you were wrong for weeks, I'm kind of annoyed that you trolling is working

>>530491154
2 days

>>530491976
>working
kek

just bought last hero of nostalgaia with the dlc I hope I like it

>>530492052
It's getting attention, isn't it?

>>530492117
not difficult to get attention in this general

>>530492081
Elden Ring?

Gg Wylder/Ironeye, that was a great run

>>530492117
Not really.

>>530490292
Totem Stela now 3x larger and its base duration doubled.

>>530491397
>>530489716
>analyzing the lore of an asset flip spinoff
This is reaching zelda smash bros timeline levels of retardation

i just want raider to get the normal greathammer/greataxe moveset instead of this putrid dogshit, those moves weren't meant for weapons that are so short, at least the powerstanced versions are as fast as usual
>>530490484
>>530490560
>>530491350
it's a shadow the same size as the ending cutscene big tree man

>>530492267
>NOOOO GO TO THE SHITTY THREAD FILLED WITH TROONSPAM DONT POST ABOUT SOULSLIKES HERE
please please please please please please the rope is calling

>>530492370
I'm still thinking...

>>530491397
mad because no one asked or cares

>>530491976
Its only working on you, dumbass.

>>530491485
How's it different. Explain.
>>530491557
>rekidai
It literally means successive generations used in the future tense you fake weeb

>>530490576
>>530490709
Guard Boost in ER, Stability was what it was called in Dark Souls

>>530492423
Take your troonspam to the troonspam thread, yes

>>530492471
am I retard that this image gave me a boner?

>>530492537
You'll eventually get the lore though.

>>530492586
no those are some very sexy tiles

>>530492271
gg

gg wylderbros, burn ze bugs

>>530491848
Just fight him with utmost strength active

>>530489672
>>530489240
>its actually good bro, look at me dunking on these early game field bosses

>>530488738
>>530492779
I was gonna say one of you has favela internet connection but then I remembered what day it is, racism temporarily retracted, GG

Purple Drank GOAT on Utmost Strength is gonna be wild

>>530492643
What am I not getting? The Japanese lore explicitly states the dmgs is the only one

>>530489240
yeah ok, show yourself beating Soldier of Godrick with it then

>>530492931
You'll eventually get it

>>530492916
it aint the T I'll tell you that much, I think the Red player is typically the host

>>530492779
>mohg spear with 2x skill attack power and 2x 2H buff
GG, another clean sweep of noklateo with erg. Not sure if you guys saw this but the staircase headless on the right dropped a gold orb

>>530492931
you need to take as much ayahuasca as the other guy before you can understand

>>530492916
be nice to your fellow anons

>>530492872
2000 damage at level 60/+9 with no ridiculous buff stack is something you normally can only do on an ultra-twinked caster with every point in int or fth
it's not about the enemy but the moveset from warcry, hence what the post was replying to

>>530493112
just for you, was some shitty blues for me but I went and killed the astel copy for 20k runes since I had a bell

>>530487442
It's poison.
Just ignore it.

>>530493246
Ah ok. The black knife assassin was also gold for me lol but it was just the carian scepter

What's with the delay for the others

>>530493351
The mist itself is a damage zone, dumbass. Plus the stun and damage chunk if you get roared while poisoned. The actual way to get around it is to sacrifice someone to kite the moth around.

>>530492656
They're a little naughty

>>530493064
I was red and joined last so couldn't be me, in my experience (of running with fag friends) blue is the host, but it's also steam maintenance today iirc
>>530493112
Fucking awesome, GG
This is about where it disconnected me and when I reconnected later I fell down into a pit like a retard because I rarely if ever get to see the right side way
I got a legendary drop off the headless knights right before Astel, but it was Carian Regal Scepter that I considered taking for teh lulz but decided against it after a cost benefit analysis

>>530493475
>I'm a shit player

I know.

>>530493231
or you just exploit Oil Pots

>>530489716
>>530492537
>>530491397
>future tense
you just took this shit verbatim from a reddit thread, you don't even know what you're talking about
you also need to provide source into:
>There's only two swords max
>implying she was once a divine being and wasn't a born dragon
>Rennala is the first and last of her line

my complete lack of map knowledge and ability to get lost in simple structures caused my teammates to abandon me again...

>>530493970
what happened

>>530494269
Are you stupid? Yhe post literally says what happened, it has all the information inside it

>>530494269
>>530494357
i got lost in a castle and they both died before i could find them...
then they rage quit, both of them...

>>530494269
All Revenant mains look like this IRL

>>530494452
Yeah, I intuited it because I have a working brain

>>530494357
Bitch

>>530494452
Noklateo? understandable.
The regular castle or a fort? wtf man

Bros? How the fuck do I make this work, bros? What the fuck is this?

>>530494543
:(
>>530494565
it was the fort with the screaming guy in the basement, i forgot its name...
i'm really bad with directions
i once got lost irl in new york city, new york is literally a grid...

>>530493970
It takes a bit for everything to click into place. I still don't have all the scarabs and hidden field chests memorized but I at least have most of the other shit down now.

>>530494670
just use the earring

I don't play executor but is his parry basically a better roll? Why would you ever roll anything besides grabs?

>>530494546
I am right

>>530494670
relic gacha is a worthless system by idiot japanese "people"

>>530494670
spearpoke offclaw wylder, what else

why do revenant mains get so much attention why dont recluse and duchess mains get that sort of attention

>Die once
>DEFEAT
>Everyone else dies like twelve fucking times
BOY I WISH I COULD BE TOP SHITTER FOR ONCE

Imagine not having to carry every game or else you lose, haha.

>>530489716
Okay ill explain this to you as an actual schizo whos obsessed with hating the carians.
1. You are correct about rennala being the first carian queen, but the game also tells us theyre descendants of "an old dynasty" meaning her family existed as figures before her, but she was the one who established them as royals to liurnia. Here's another interest tidbit, elden ring shows relation many ways, magical glyphs is one of them. We can see this in the erdtree, erdtree/crucible, and golden order magical glyphs, showing the evolution there. I mention this because, the ancient dynasty magic of the claymen is similarly reminiscent of the style of the carian magical glyphs. Showing relation
2. The jp used "Rekidai" means successive but can be used in multiple ways, past, future, and present tense. Its often used to described Japan's real life royal dynasty and how ancient they are their ancient customs passed down upon their descendants using the term "successive" or "Rekidai" the English "longstanding tradition" bit thus comes from the interpretation on the localization teams that it is meant to be a pre rennala tradition. Why is this important? We know Miyazaki actually works closely with the localizers at times when it comes to what he specifically likes, igon's actor attests to this. Coincidentally, Miyazaki himself in multiple interviews has mentioned his favoritism of many aspects that went directly into the carians, from rykard and radahn being his favorite bosses, to his love of moon and wolf symbolism(the wolf symbolism thing came around the dlc when an item directly linking carians to wolf symbols released), and more. Its likely then, the pre rennala moonlight greatsword gifting idea is from or at least approved by Miyazaki.
3. Correct
3(4?). Caligos japanese text literally doesnt say this you're making shit up


Kill all Rannifags this fucking instant

>>530493970
>>530494701
Pfffftt what a fucking retard.

>>530494794
I spent 10 everdark gigamurk on this, I am comically mad right now, absolutely fuming
>>530494838
This is fucking RETARDED! Its retarded enough that I might just try it...

>>530494856
because they're the cutest and they jump around while they run and they twirl around for you after you give them shards
I love them so much

>>530494856
wut

>>530494856
A duchess main has been erping with multiple people for days straight, you're dumb

Tightly embracing /erg/ femanons

So after about 6 failed solo runs, I finally did my first online expedition. I chose the archer. Because I was sucking hard as the guardian during solo. With the archer, I was able to hand back and shoot stuff at a safe distance, I liked that a lot. It's low pressure, even if my damage isn't very good.

My teammates were clearly far more experience than me. dashing from objective to objective. I would just follow, getting my shots in when I could. The mission was to not die and become a burden.

There were a few times I got lost, unable to navigate the terrain. While my team jumped over everything like crickets. Midway through day 2, I follow them to a snowy mountain zone. We fight some trolls. One of them runs off, while me and the other guy finish off the trolls. I spend a moment deciding the reward after the fight, and then I turn to see where my teammate is, and he's disappeared. I try to follow him on the map, but there's a giant cliff blocking my way. I spend half of day 2 trying to navigate my way around this cliff, while the other two are out defeating great enemies. Despite me not being there, I'm still getting the runes for their kills. So I keep returning to the grace to level up, and then trying to find my way around the cliff.

Finally, I just go a long way around. Far out of my way is a spring. I take it, just in time to avoid the night encroaching, and run to the boss zone.

During the night lord fight, I manage to survive the 3 headed dogs just barely, because I picked up a greatshield along the way. So I was able to block their attacks in between shooting them.I nearly die in the end, but they finish off the boss, and the game gives me the win.

It doesn't really feel earned. I just got carried. Don't know how to feel.

>>530494961
>an actual schizo whos obsessed with hating the carians
NTA but is there a backstory to this? What did Carians ever do to you?

>>530495095
one guy vs literally everyone loving rev?

>>530495301
Just let the guy reply to himself

Marika was right to genocide the hornsent for their practice of butchering shamans to put them into jars. Total hornsent death

>>530495308
I dont think you understand how numbers work

>>530495290
a win is a win
the only way to get better is playing more and learning

I FUCKING LOVE LIBRA, BEST DAMN BOSS IN THE FUCKING GAME, RAHH WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT LETTING LIBRA GET HIS BUFF
Damn his them is good

>>530495290
is this a reddit post?

>>530493867
Why does me taking it from a reddit thread matter? Its true

>>530494961
carian + crystallian
night + bubble
golden order + erdtree
pretty cool

>play with randoms as recluse
>Heolstor
>Wylder obviously knows what he's doing, gives me a seal with elden stars on it, I give him ordovis's greatsword in turn
>Executor is meming a bit but not to the extend he's dead weight
>end at lv 14, handily do Heolstor

I'm not sure where all of you are getting those terrible randoms but this was pleasant

>>530495432
I can't tell if that image is supposed to be comedic, sexual, or both

>>530495441
No. It's OC. I typed it out myself. No Chat GPT either.

Wylder with his pretty blond haired blue eyed sensitives
I would be willing to give him all the children he wants
I'm not normally someone into this but for him I think I would be willing to compromise on account of repopulating for him
It's so hot imagining him rubbing my baby bump and telling me that he's so happy I'm pregnant
Even when it hurts I'm so happy to give birth for his sake
Wylde kissing my neck and telling me that I make such a good sister wife and he hopes I'll give him even more children

>>530494701
It's okay, just try to think of the castle in parts and in time your muscle memory will get use to navigating it, a handful of people are clueless how to navigate to the rooftop without using the shortcut in fact, to the point people who get there fast should expect they're in a 1v1 or 2v1 for a little while
just revisit the castle over and over and focus on learning to navigate it a piece at a time and learn enemy placements

>>530492586
Learn English Pablo
>>530494517
I know I got them all pregnant

>>530495290
>I was able to hand back and shoot stuff at a safe distance
The damage falloff on ranged attacks is extreme in this game, sometimes at max lock-on range you'll only be doing like 10% damage. Go test it in the Roundtable, slowly backing up from the training dummy and see what i mean.
The dash character skill you have on Ironeye gives you a long window of invulnerability during it and applies a Mark to enemies which increases damage dealt to those hit by it, and the Mark "pops" after so much damage is dealt(whether from you or teammates). This is where half or more of Ironeye's damage and basically all of his stagger comes from.

>>530495413
explain then?

>>530495662
Both. It's a riff on an old dragonball meme of Broly crushing Goku's neck with his ass. The original Broly pic was gay porn.

>>530495948
There is no need to getting me horny in this thread

>>530495662
dude draws porn, if that helps.

>>530495472
it matters because you still haven't responded to the other things I asked you about

>>530496039
>esl

challenge: create a set of 3 relics that have every preferred effect for your chosen character
hardmode: make them look like the game randomly gave them to you instead of looking like you lazily ce'd them in

>>530495432
Capra demon if he locked the fuck in

>>530495938
stop

>>530495301
>what did carians ever do to you
Rannifags are annoying they were annoying for years in pre nightreign and need to insert heolstor as being a follower of hers because theyre desperate for their "tarnished consort of ranni" boss.
Miyazaki has also showed clear favoritism towards them that shafted other characters and storylines, to the point im CERTAIN the carian simp at fromsoft is none other than miyazaki himself. Lore wise, depending on what Martin did, they also suspiciously remind me of an odd mix of the targs and starks, two factions martin himself does nothing but jerk off at the expense of everyone, to the point that, he overwrote daenerys from her being an inconsequential road bump to a major character and arguably one of the four main ones by Martin's own addition. Jon too, who happens to be a mutt hybrid of targ and stark. Why wouldn't I hate them? The faction thats the stargaryen equivalent in elden ring? The faction miyazaki does nothing but jerk off, adding radahn of all people as elden rings send off boss battle after going on about how much he loved radahn as a boss and his brother rykard.
The question is
Why DONT you hate those overstaturated special snowflake mooncoons?

>>530495609

>>530494912
>s0 i wars

>>530496164
Games are trivial little things

>>530496127
I only use remembrance, boss and shop relics

>>530496087
Where's proof theres more than one(or two) mlgs?

>>530490380
>What a huge fucking waste of my time
just stop playing if this is your attitude. i also get mad at pubs but i never think the game is a waste of time just because i lost

>>530495290
Do you have any friends you could fuck around with in the game so as to lower the overall pressure to perform? First couple expeditions in co-op are nervewracking due to the amount of bullshit that you have to account for. Don't feel bad about being carried if you didn't actively make the run worse either, I still lag behind my team 9/10 times after 200 hours and it's always fine

>>530496201
Nigga you're in a soulslop general, watch yo tone

>>530496189
can you do >>530495290

Can't believe you were actually a bird this time, man

>>530495954
ohhh, that's what the dash skill does? I thought it was just a weak melee attack. I only used it like 2 times, because I didn't find any use from it. I guess I have to get a little closer, and zip around.

>>530495387
>>530495401
Good posts

>>530496307
NTA but I find I have WAY higher pressure when I'm playing with friends, to the point that I actively become worse at the game

>>530496289

>>530496015
If you make a post, and multiple people reply to you then that is more than one
Because bigger numbers are bigger than smaller numbers
1+x > 1

>>530496362
What does this mean

>>530496480
not true if x is negative

>>530495662
Hello newfaggot

>>530495938
Fuck I actually got a bit wet reading that

>>530495948
I can help you apply sunscreen on your back and butt and underboob if you want

>>530496589
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE THAT'S A COOKIE

>>530496561
Or zero, yes, but it's implied that n > 0 because you can't have negative replies and the "if someone replies" was already a given

Is there something that can tell you which characters you've beaten a boss as? I don't remember who I've defeated Nigger Pest as.

>>530496589
GET DOWN MR ADVERTISER

I like to believe that wylder looks like the default dark souls 2 dude, he even has a set from ds2, since duchess is his sister I assume he looks similar so ds2 default guy

>>530496409
How so? Are they out-tryharding you? Functionally this game has zero reason to sweat over a loss anyways
I am also pressured as shit when playing with friends but its mostly because one of them never shuts the fuck up and it overstims me like crazy

>running triple bug
>loot a random Dragon Communion Seal with Scouring Black Flame as Wylder
>drop and tag it next to Recluse
>ignores it
>ends up using the shitty magma ball sorcery during the nightlord

>>530496306
If you're going into an everdark fight without even knowing the moveset of the normal boss you are objectively wasting someone's time. It's one thing to lose a run with the boss at half health or even a sliver of heatlh, but when you both get three barred THREE TIMES IN THE FIRST PHASE there was never a chance of us winning in the first place so you may as well have left well before the boss fight started so I could have attempted to solo it with an actual realistic sized boss healthbar instead of buffing the boss and then leaving.

>>530495938
GG I can give you all this. I'll even chase and marry your other sister wives and we can all be together.

>>530496332
I'll do it to my own post.

I did my first online expedition. I chose archer.
My teammates were more experienced.
I spend half of day 2 around this cliff, while the other two defeat great enemies
During the night lord fight, I manage to survive barely
I just got carried. Don't know how to feel.

>>530496787
I think all the characters have DS2 sets

>>530496821
My friends don't play that many Souls games so they're not that good at them
They're good at other stuff, but not Soulslikes
Which means I have to carry when we play Souls titles

>>530496869
Lmao lost my sides over this vid wtf

I think I might start banning people with evergaol relics. The game is already repetitive and easy, why do you feel the need to make it more of both?

>>530497068
then play with randoms that is actively throwing the game since it's so easy for you.

>>530496589
Not a furfaggot but man would I breed Luna

This week, on erg...

>>530497134
But anon.... randoms also use the gaol relic

Where are the gamers

>>530496869
rando recluses never take advantage of her S faith

>>530497214
but they are also stupid as shit, so it balances out.

>>530496869
>magma ball sorcery
Magma shot or Roiling Magma?
The former should out deeps Scouring Black Flame due to a faster cast speed, equivalent direct damage, and close enough lingering damage

>>530497165
Yo I know the first time you tried this it worked pretty well but you've tried it again three more times since then without any variation, it's not gonna work the same. Either come up with something new or just go back.

>>530497251
It was an ERG Recluse...

>>530497068
I use the yellow sigil shop relic but I never bother to purposely hunt for keys

>>530497068
It's because of that one guaranteed relic that gives the evergaol buff and also a starting key
That thing needs to go

Reminder to do Noklateo for Libra as you have a 40% chance of a highly beneficial event (either frenzy tower or gnoster plague) on top of the Astel buff

>>530496441
Gameplay mechanic. Unless you want to argue that heolstors mlgs, the golden order greatsword, and the dmgs cant be the same as theyre all ingame existing at the same time meaning theyre different weapons. Or that the sacred relic sword being ingame means someome killed radabeast

>>530496718
yeah I know I'm just being a pedantic little fuck

>>530497165
I used to give gifts of dark chocolate to a girl I liked. guess how that ended

>>530497297
NTA but is that the one that detonates? I fucking hate that one

>>530497316
>>530497319
Yeah that shit makes me think From was fully aware of how broken this is and it's fully intentional which is a very uncomfortable thought.

>>530495938
>people only ship duchess with wylder or recluse
>people only ship wylder with duchess or recluse
>people ship recluse with every other character and heolstor
So why arent duchess and wylder really shipped with anyone else

>>530497323
>buy mountaintops again

>>530497425
Roiling Magma is the one that detonates
Magma Shot is the just the big ball of magma that leaves a magma pool

I like getting Roiling Magma if I'm Duchess because it lets you set up juicy restages

>>530497364
Wtf leave the kids alone!

>>530497425
it's incredibly fun in base elden ring, especially if you're invading and manage to trick some retard to stand in it after you tossed an oil pot at them

it's bloody useless in nightreign though outside of the incredibly niche use of precasting it on an evergaol spawn

>>530497053
Yeah but he got the main one, the player one whatever

>>530497364
She projectile vomited in your face from sheer disgust at the solid diarrhea you gave her to eat?

>>530497165
give me a qrd i slept all day

Damn I revived a three bar recluse and she died again within five seconds man that's crazy that never happens

>>530497485
incest is wincest, recluse is just a huge slut

>>530497165
qrd?

>>530496932
Oh anon if only it were so simple, I want Wylder (you) to impregnate me so all I have to think about is the baby growing in my belly
Just kiss me and fuck me so hard you knock me up and then I can encourage you to chase them and help you fuck them so hard they can't help but get pregnant too
Promise me you'll be the best father ever
I'll watch you knock them up and cum just from knowing we're all carrying your children
>>530497485
I don't even main Duchess but I should consider it

here i go, yet another wylder randos 3bug run

>>530497485
because they're meant to be, all others are yucky
executor is pretty gay, ironeye is too edgy to care, and raider is like a grandpa
we don't need to even explain guardian

>>530497485
>wylder isn't shipped with anyone else
Enter,

daily reminder that Wylder is the only class with 0 flaws whatsoever

>>530495938
Welcome back, sweet little breeding sow

>>530497673
STOP

>get Comet for the first time in like 20 runs
>completely obliterates enemies and bosses
Why Fromsoft, why can't you put this on a guaranteed staff

Why does Wylder (and probably other classes) do a gay ass flip when they use Raiders greataxe

Fat, sweaty, gay men come to the thread to erp and post chocolate. Weird

>>530497769
it has 1 (one) flaw. the hookshot doesn't have i-frames

>>530496237
The truth is I just like hating things. With every series I like i pick a character or faction I despise. For elden ring its ranni and the carians, i gave the reasons why, but its ultimately because they rubbed me the wrong way and i like the setting and games more by hating them and it brings me genuine joy to shit on them and their fans when i can. There. You happy with that explanation?

>>530497909
I thought this was morning /erg/ exclusive
I'm going back to sleep

>>530497929
That's not a flaw that's a skill issue on your part

>>530497507
Mountaintop also has a 40% chance of those events as well but it's lamer than Noklateo

>>530497873
more berserk slop for the fans

gus from berk wylder skin

>>530498000
it's not a skill issue because ironeye gets i-frames for being a gay-ass ranged fag but melee wylder that needs to get close doesn't

>>530497812
>>completely obliterates enemies and bosses
Probably because of this part

>>530497769
>The equivalent of TF2 Soldier class has no weakness
Whoa, who would've thunk????

the erp has started so I'm going to bed

>>530497959
fubukers

God damn I fucking despise the lockon so much.
>Try to revive teammate
>Fulghor does his charge-up attack in the distance
>Turn to face him and lock on so I can deflect the attack
>Camera locks on to my teammate behind me
>Eat the attack, get combo'd, and die
HATE.

>>530498364
I wouldn't mind if it was hot atleast but it's gross and unsexy

>>530497673
Impregnating this needy slut who swears she'll never have children and watching her glow so radiantly holding our child in her arms.
Watching you fingerfuck yourself as I have one of your sister wives pinned down in mating press waiting for your signal to dump my virile load into her aching womb.
I promise I'll be the best father and husband to all my wives and the many children they will birth me.

The Legend of Zanzibart: Breath of the Wylder

>>530498468
I guess it makes sense if you assume this is 1 or 2 pent up virgins with rage. This amount of spunk to the frontal lobe is pretty much an autolobotomy

>>530498484
Its fitting. As link is also shipped with zelda and at least a handful of zeldas canonically got with their links, with at least one link and zelda being related.

>>530498468
It's one very greasy middle aged autistic manbaby erping with himself and enjoying the fact that others are exposed to it. Of course it's gross, it's basically "pride parade" degenerate mentality. An actual samefag

>>530496869
This is what all Guardian player look like to me

>>530498673
How do I get an ebf like this but im fat ugly ogre looking egirl who may as well be a troon thats pretending to be a cute twink online

>>530498468
what kind of erp topics would you find sexy?

>circle covers castle
AAAAAAAA I HATE THESE FUCKING SEEDS

>>530498780
I dont think it's samefagging

>revenants start erping in the thread
>i sleep
>duchesses start erping in the therad
>YIKES im going to bed its gross and unsexy

>>530498150
stars of ruin is a guaranteed spell on a staff

>>530497909
Not as weird as you might think…
>>530497959
I appreciate your autism bud but you gotta contain that stuff and know when to let it out

Where's the night reign

>>530498964
What? No

>>530498850
>im fat ugly ogre looking egirl who may as well be a troon
It's over for you, your best bet is to get an entry level job and pull in some helpless coworker NPC with your mental illness pheromones
If lucky, you can then mold him into whatever degeneracy you want

No one should be erping in the thread thoughbeit, if you were actually loved by someone, anyone, then you wouldn't feel compelled to do it.

>>530498850
Fat orc women are the best lol

>>530499036
no more night reign for 3 more weeks

>>530498045
>>530498118
Nothing wrong with paying respect to legends :)

>>530498964
when do revenants erp? it's always broody duchesses and slutty recluses.
revenants just post about being sleepy and maybe posting revenant in a microbikini.

>530498045
why even come here if he hates these games, what a moron

>>530499090
I dont think most of us are loved by anyone, and a lot of people aren't made for love

>>530498850
Can you repeat this as though you were talking to a normal person

>>530499104

>>530499090
Actual GIGATRVKE

>>530499090
erp is gennie culture thougheverbeit
'zuk and 'addy erping at tiff

>>530499193
the expedition 33 general didn't even make it to 33 threads is probably why

>>530497959
Based and passionpilled, I respect your moxxie and your reasoning is sound enough for me

>>530499324
wait seriously? there's non general for that game?

not terrible

>>530499090
I've never been loved by anybody

>>530499267
Shut up nezzuk youre not subtle

>>530499358
it's a single player game

>>530499193
>>530498045

>>530499324
Almost like the discussion around it was largely inorganic and just a blatant marketing push.

>530497959
course it had to be a vtumor simp

>>530499419
not a god roll, mid, murk it

>>530499462
But it's also a narrative-focused game with what I assume to be RPG elements like builds or multiple story choices? There's even an underage character to lust over, how the fuck does it not sustain some discussion?

>>530499219
Plenty of us are, your usage of "most" is a frail attempt to embed your vulnerable self mentally within a larger community than actually exists.

If someone here is truly unloved by anyone then they should reflect wholly on their behavior because they most definitely likely deserve it.

>>530498472
I am a needy slut with a wet tight hole waiting to be impregnated and I want to feel your baby kicking and moving in my womb
I'll hold our child and give them all the milk from my breasts and cry from the sheer release of hormones being released when they start to feed from me and of course you can drink drom me too
I'll fingerfuck myself watching you knock up another sister wife, knowing she's in for the same fate as me being swollen with your child and her breasts aching with milk
Maybe I'll take a sip
I want to give you all the children I can physically bear until my womb gives out
Hopefully at least one set of triplets for maximum efficiency and I want to be that swollen and immobile and dependent on you

>>530498148
Yeah and Ironeye is the dedicated shitter class, he needs crutches like that

>>530499036
>>530499104
>>530499239
Good posts

>>530499702
Shut up lmao

>>530499702
can you masturbate BEFORE posting on /erg/ please

>>530499613
Not every game needs a general, what type of question is this

>>530499090
i envy the erpers, honestly.
i am a wizard. i have never held the hand of a woman who isn't my mother. obviously nothing beyond that, as well.
it's too late for me. i'm so defeated that i can't even muster the will to pretend to have sex with other participants completely anonymously and risk-free.
erpers may be pathetic loveless losers, but somehow, i am even more loveless and even more pathetic.

>>530499657
Ok

You are a male. You cannot get pregnant. You will never get pregnant.

>>530499878
if you weren't a /dsg/nigger I would feel bad for you

I’d never breed with a male from erg. Most of them probably aren’t even white.

>>530499089
But I want an internet boyfriend to woo with my personality to hope he can look past my apperance
>>530499093
No one unironically thinks this
>>530499224
I want an internet boyfriend because im ugly and mentally ill

>>530499613
The SEAs all moved on to umamusume but they will still bring up E33 to shit on big japanese releases like death stranding 2 (and nightreign actually kek)

>>530499419
Not gonna lie man anything with that Wylder effect is crap because the earing is already best in slot

>>530499912
Imagine impregnation
Now add a space after the g and remove the first i
Seriously fucked up isn't it

After basically only really playing this game since launch i think I'm going take a break

>>530499783
my baby btw
>>530499878
nah to erp like this in public you need a distinct lack of shame and self awareness otherwise creeping guilt follows you shortly after or during because you know how inappropriate you’re being.

>>530493970
Im greggs?

>>530499971
sad but true trvke

>>530499878
Not pretending to have sex with mentally ill and socially outcast males anonymously online does not make you somehow "lesser than" anon. Fix your perspective.

>>530499878
>>530499219
>>530499425
>>530498850

>>530500000
wasted quints
>>530500039
shut the fuck up madison

>>530499989
Years of staying inside and watching cartoons and an early porn addiction has made me unable to get off on anything that's "normal". Ugly fat chicks are my thing BIG TIME

>>530500000
quints confirm, fuck e33 and fuck the french

>>530499878
>completely anonymously and risk-free.
If you ever wanted to try working as a glowie, continue abstaining from erping because they will dig up all your online history during the vetting process and they WILL make you admit to every embarrassing thing you said online to your family and close ones.

Think of your future, always.

>>530499971
At the rate you're going you'll never breed period.

>>530499989
>I want an internet boyfriend because im ugly and mentally ill
I doubt you're as ugly as you say you are but I do believe that you're mentally ill

>>530500192
You don't have to say that

>>530500039
>magine impreg nation

No not really

Dex character analysis:
>Duchess
>Free Bloodhound step that can be halved if you don't need all the frames.
>Can cast spells
>Can buff team's damage
>Replays also double her status application ability
>Secretly broken defensive ult
>Fantastic custom dagger moveset

>Ironeye
>Free bloodhound step
>Strong ranged attacks that can rez teammates from safety
>Strong team buff with massive damage and stance breaking
>Can apply status really well with constant attacks from a distance
>Also extremely strong in melee
>Ult can stagger bosses and rez people from range at the drop of a hat
>Innate status application with relics

>Executor
>Can enter an awkward stance where they can spend stamina to parry attacks that they could have rolled, do no damage or status build up.
>Can transform into an awkward stance where they do less damage and no status build up, are unable to dodge, and have a massive hitbox

>>530500065
>>530500152
we are equally as pathetic in the real world, yet they can manage to grasp at wisps of happiness and connection at least in the digital world. i cannot. for that reason, i am lesser.
>>530500179
trvke

>>530500415
Holy fucking truthnuke FUCK executor

>>530500415
Why do they hate executor :(
Maybe they though sekiro parry and 2 S ranks would be too op so they toned him down (the parry stance and the dog not being able to do good damage) in development

>voice actor for guardian is only half hindu but born in england
>voice actor for menial is literally a white dude from london
then why the hindi accents? they're driving me nuts

>>530500776
Not a problem for me because I'm not racist

>>530500776
to make chuds like you mad

>>530500776
Engpreets

>>530500415
for executor beast mode you need that relic that recover hp while roaring so you can be an actual tank by spamming roar

>>530500776
Some people love learning their ancestors stereotypes and talking styles just to be funny, not sure why this is a problem for you.

>>530500557
>grasp at wisps of happiness and connection
Saying you want your videogame character of choice to get impregnated by their canonical brother, that you want to suck off a demonic goat, or get your back blown out by big birb cock arent "wisps of happiness and connection". Those are the desperate and bitter throws of despair.

Like I said, adjust your perspective.

gee bill why does your mom let you have THREE katana

>>530500776
It may be because I'm an ESL but how the fuck does the iron menial sound hindi?

>>530500776
Because there is literally no such thing as naturalization, being b Iorn in England doesn't make you English

>>530501045
>throws
throes

>>530500415
And yet Executor is still more entertaining to play and has a higher skill ceiling than the other two, and this is coming from an Ironeye main.

>>530489876
???

Being eepy is simply a part of life, but bug burning will continue.. later

>Defeated nightlord with recluse for remembrance quest
>Forgot about it
>Didn't go to the deleted fetus in the eastern wing
>Now have to do it again
FUCK

>>530500872
>>530500879
I'm not a racist, i just hate the accent
>>530501115
that's stupid

>>530500202
That's really bad. You need a serious detox

So do people hate the Guardian because he's a pajeet or because he's completely useless? Or is it just the fact that those 2 things tend to be part and parcel most of the time anyway?

>>530501543
Rent free

>>530501543
he's completely useless, just play as him once if you're still not convinced

>>530501543
The latter
A guardian can be good and contribute biggly
But most won't and don't even know how to

>>530500776
Pozzed localizer direction. This is becoming increasingly more frequent
>>530501003
Their ancestors? You talk like he’s been there for centuries lmao

>>530501406
get out of my thread lappMUTT

>>530500776
>then why the hindi accents?
To reference that Guardian is pretty much a beast from Hindu mythology, the Garuda
Idk about Iron Menial, he doesnt sound hindu to me

>>530501642
Mutt mixing will continue..

>>530501634
>Pozzed localizer direction.
Doesn't Miyazaki and co pick the english voiceactors tho

>>530501707
>Garuda
The transport plane from Unicorn?

>>530501115
Finally a good post
>>530501543
Both things can be true at once. Guardian would have been way more tolerable if they made him stick to his beastman nature and just made bird noises

Ggs Wylder/Duchess, I hate troll castle.

>>530501797
No, the Bird people

>>530501778
Miyazaki used to. Don’t know if he still does or if Ishizaki does either

>Canyon field boss doesn't spawn
>Castle roof boss loot gets stolen from us
small indie dev team making a spinoff of a niche arpg please understand
GG guys

executer with bleed weapon to start makes a lot of the early progression completely trivial, not that it isn't to begin with.
It's fun, and they're completely usable as all of the heroes are, but they're kind of awkward and without a real niche.

>>530501941
Was it a mountaintop map by chance?

>>530501797
we own the plane saaar

>>530502014
Nope, no shifting earth

>>530500776
Am I just not racist enough because I didn't hear any indian accent from their voices at first until erg pointed it out and my ears started looking for it

Is this a good ability? I don't play Executor. Though obviously the cooldown is useless.

>>530500776
Still not as bad as Ironeye being Am*rican

>>530501543
Guardian is unfortunately pretty bad if you don't have specific relics on him.
>Dmg on Guard
>Ult heals
>Skill duration
>Halberd wind charge

With these relics Guardian unironically breaks the game in a co-op environment.

Seemingly not many are aware but you don't need to do much dmg to hold aggro, use your charged skill and use Charged 1 handed attacks.
You will posture break any enemy in the game except the nightlord in 4 swings and you will have aggro on the 1st or 2nd swing. You won't lose aggro because dmg on block does a good job of holding aggro its just not any good at getting aggro in the first place.

>Runes on backstab
Most useless shit lmao

Don't worry guys, I Start With Holy Water Pots so this run should be a breeze

Is the bloodhound fang better than Flamberge? I wanted to switch to Flamberge because I think the bloodhound fang is kinda ugly, but the +16 Flamberge is outclassed by the +5 fang. Will it get better as time goes on? Is there a ash of war that will make it worth it?

>>530502110
I assume you don’t have to frequently interact with or listen to them, it’s not like it’s comically exaggerated but if you’ve had the misfortune of being in the aforementioned situation it’s pretty distinct and hard to miss:

>>530502208
It's super mid for a character specific slot, can clutch your ass sometimes but that's it

>>530502352
I don't think you can put different affinities on BHF

>Runes on backstab
Most kino shit lmao

>>530502208
this is actually pretty good minus the last slot

>>530501543
Both. I'm 99% sure all guardian posters are jeets

>>530502406
You can't. Does that make a big difference?

>>530502494
Idk, but I do know that once everyone started explaining Guardian then all the gay erping suddenly stopped. Curious isn't it? Gay 'jeet erp saars confirmed? You decide

>>530502416
you mean the middle slot

>>530502824
do you know what that does for executor

>>530501543
A lot of players here are retarded shitposters that dont know how to play Guardian
However it's true he's kinda underwhelming and you need to play him optimally and correctly at all times AND have the correct relic setup, it's so much prep work and knowledge to play as him, compared to other classes in which you dont need to put much effort.
I also dont like his Indian voice but since I play him all time I don't really hear his voice, so it's whatever.

I don't have HIV from tainted blood products btw.

>>530503012
>X isn't THAT BAD, you just need to [jump through 2 million hoops]
classic, well worn cope phrase

>>530502990
You mean the middle slot

>>530499454
???
That's the spammer, retard

>>530500253
You sure they do that? What proof?

>>530503251
He's right, though

>>530502678
yes. You can give flamberge more bleed or more physical if you want

>>530502990
"skill cooldown reduction" when the skill is getting in and out of a stance that has no cooldown
that's as useful as a blank slot, atleast the physical damage ups damage no matter how small

>>530503321
so you don't know what it does for him, just keep quiet next time

>>530503304
Which ones are good? I haven't done anything with ashes of war yet.

>>530503115
We're reaching Overwatch levels of bad here

>>530503197
Your opinion was not required.
Be quiet, shitposter.

>>530503292
In what way?

>>530503402
it does nothing, dumbass, just like it does nothing for revenant and recluse

>>530503402
Feel free to enlighten us anon

>>530503604
Stop crying and just play the game.

>>530503507
based furgod laying down the trvkes

stop with the "trvkes"

>>530503828
Stop calling Guardian and Guardian players as "Furgods" you fucking idiot.

If there's no getting around it, guess I'll let Wylder knock me up
Let his child move around in my tummy and draw attention to how massively pregnant I am
Belly fully exposed and protruding
It's a biological priority so I shouldn't feel so embarrassed about it
I shouldn't feel embarrassed having a fetish for this but I do since I've never done it before

>>530503980
Fucking stop already

>>530500253
you’re the guy who imagines he’s on reddit and there are upboats so he can stay well behaved arent you

guardian ult but the moment he lands on the ground it cuts to a trvke bomb gif

Nuke this fucking general already.

DON'T LIKE PLAYING RECLUSE GETTING HER REMEMBERANCE IS GONNA SUCK

>>530503115
lovely General thank you for the update “Radahn” I was dying to know this all day!

guardian ult but the moment he lands on the ground it emits a huge a stinky fart cloud that applies rot to enemies

Take a break, Nightfarer. Have some dark chocolate

>>530503115
weren't you going to kill yourself? I'm disappointed to see that you haven't

>>530503528
It's the 'zuk

I somehow managed to solo an everdark as Raider but I regularly lose normal runs when I play literally anyone else
Am I a shitter?

>>530504801
yeah you should be carrying people with chad tanking. you're just taking advantage of poorly balanced experience.

Yup

>>530504801
Solo is basically using mimic tear at every single inconvenience, yes you are.

>>530504931
yup

>>530503976
based flockgod

>>530504759
Not me, kys schizo

>>530504964
I will let that one pass.

>>530504504
thx recluse

>>530505087
based feathergod

>Giant bubbles are forming
https://files.catbox.moe/7ujf4c.mp4

>want to play recluse more
>every group I get immediately locks in two squishy classes
>feel obligated to go Wylder or Raider to inevitably pick them up when they get downed
Wylder and Raider genuinely feel like easy mode after mainly playing Duchess and Revenant. Unless you play really stupid, it's genuinely hard to die playing them.

>>530505229
i look like that

boil revtroons alive

>>530505270

>>530484683 (OP)
Why are all of the psn players gone

>>530505387
don't post pictures of me it's rude

Call me mush cus im about to chase some fat chicks

>>530505402
sorry i'm really sick

>>530505631
Fat what?

>>530503980
fucking continue already

When I play Duchess, Recluse, or Revenant and hard carry the team, then you prattle at me with that "my beloved" and "you're beautiful" bullshit. Just know that I'm reporting you for sexual harassment every time.

>>530505917
you love it, slut

mush unfriended me when he found out I wasn't trans

>>530505917

>>530488516
I've been so busy all day so I am tired. I got a king size twix to enjoy while gaming, but my dad ate 3 of them so I just got 1 little one....

I'm still trying to settle on what Duchess build I like the most. I kind of want to try Caligo and Bugs combo with Poison and Frost and a Duchess skill power boost, but like, what if I ditch my starting weapon at some point for something better? Then the whole build is kinda worthless and I'd just miss stamina on hit and dagger restage. I can never decide between specialized and all rounder builds.

If there's no getting around it, guess I'll let Dung Eater knock me up
Let his child move around in my tummy and draw attention to how massively pregnant I am
Belly fully exposed and protruding
It's a biological priority so I shouldn't feel so embarrassed about it
I shouldn't feel embarrassed having a fetish for this but I do since I've never done it before

why doesn't guardian sound like a bird? his shouts should be eagle screeches

>>530503980
Just become a breeding sow for me(Wylder). As soon as you birth our first child, I'll knock you up against and put another baby in you. You'll be permanently in a state of pregnancy, always hormonal, needy and dependent on your husband. Luckily you'll have sister wives to keep you company. Just imagine how warped your body would get going through so much pregnancy. Your tits would get so much bigger and overflow with milk. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, your husband will take care of you.

>>530506041
post twix

>>530503980
I've been queueing all night and still havent found you. I will keep it up...

need erg gf

stabbing duchesstroons in their pregnant stomachs with an icepick

>>530500776
How the fuck does menial have a hindi accent? Sounds like a typical posh british butler to me

>>530506041
Duchesses should focus on magic damage up because she has an S in INT. Spell blade is the best way to play her

wylder groomers not beating the allegations

>>530505917
How do you carry as Recluse?

If there's no getting around it, guess I'll let Boc the Seamster knock me up
Let his child move around in my tummy and draw attention to how massively pregnant I am
Belly fully exposed and protruding
It's a biological priority so I shouldn't feel so embarrassed about it
I shouldn't feel embarrassed having a fetish for this but I do since I've never done it before

>>530502293
Yeah he stands out more than anyone else, but raider also sounds younger than he looks

>>530506424
>>530506090
you are more annoying than the fetishfags

I cannot believe I wasted all my smiting stones on Flamberge only to find out it sucks. I should have just upgraded my zweihander. Now I'm gonna have to go all around the map to find some shitty ass rocks becasue it takes like 1000 to upgrade a weapon. Fuck man.

>open box
>nothing pops out
>"that's weird did i dc"
>walk forward
>fall through ground
>game refuses to load, black screen

huh

If there's no getting around it, guess I'll let Gnoster knock me up
Let its parasite move around on my back and draw attention to how massively poisoned I am
Egg fully hatched and protruding
It's a boss mechanic so I shouldn't feel so embarrassed about it
I shouldn't feel embarrassed having a weakness to this but I do since I've never done this raid before

If there's no getting around it I'll knock up Duchess.

>>530506540
Bring bell bearings to the shop at round table, they will sell you smithing stones. You have infinite supply. Also, flamberge kicks ass.

>>530506814
which duchess skin is the one sluts use

>>530506540
the flamberge does not suck, but yeah smithing stones for regular weapons are a pain

>>530506237
I threw it out, I'm sorry.
>>530503980
Sister wife <3333
>>530506376
She is really good at magic, but she's also good at stab stab. I like to play her doing both. There are times when it's better that you rush and dagger spam with your cute melee teammates. I'll try to find more magic attack up though....

>>530505868
If you insist anon
I'm really not mother material
I have doubts on the subject but on a biological stage I have an overwhelming need to be knocked up as pure instinct, not thinking and letting my body take over
>>530506210
That's so sexy
Keep me in a cycle of being knocked up and milky and in need of being heavy with one of your children in me
Any time our child or one of the babies of my sister wives starts to cry I'll be mercy to the let down effect meaning my breasts will start to leak milk
I'll feed the children of my sister wives from my breasts too of course
I want my body to get warped and unrecognizable from being used as a breeding sow
My tits are already big but they'd explode being responsible for feeding Wylder's children
I want them to be sore and leaking and heavy
I don't know why I've denied it for so long but I want to be used as a breeding sow
>>530506257
Too inebriated to q up, I'd just slow you down

>>530506895
Darkness for sure.

>>530506895
As a well known and experienced Duchess slut, the Darkness skin is the slut skin.
>Flowy skirt
>Cute phantom of the opera mask
>Heels

>>530506507
it's obviously the /dsg/ guy at this point, it wasn't originally but he saw how it was derailing the thread and is now emulating the same thing

>>530506963
post cats?

>>530506542
well
i'll requeue into erg. this was smoething.

Is it bad that this general and /xivg/ are the only ones I use

>>530507160
Wrong anon sorry

>>530506831
I got it all the way to +16 and it still does less damage than my +5 bloodhound fang. I don't want to use the bloodhound fang, it's ugly as fuck.

>>530507221
Incredibly bad because it means you're bringing their illness here and this place is ill enough as it is.

>>530507221
yes, come join us on /civ4xg/

we need the fresh blood

>>530507274
you're the other pregnancy obsessed slut I guess

>>530507274
>>530507358
I think there's like 3-4 of us obsessed with getting pregnant, I can see why it's confusing.

>>530507317
Then don't use it, you don't need optimal damage.

>>530504269
>>530504452
>>530505229
Awful posts
>>530505402
Playerbase is slowly disintegrating at the news of no new content for almost a month

Why does no one here use the gaol buff?
Even with literally one gaol it's one of the best relic effects in the game

>>530507582
>Use gaol buff
>Hit boss
>1/3rd of his health bar disappears
Because I'm playing for fun???

>>530506325
what’s wrong with you
>>530507221
yes it is what are you even doing in that shithole

>>530507329
These generals are my home. I spread both generals mental illness in eachothrr.

>>530507703
No you're not. You're playing because you're autistic

>>530507486
I think MG could be prego fetishist to be fair so I can't blame anon for being confused

>>530503795
You would save face by not replying to the intial poster, this is just sad anon.

>>530507317
It depends on your stat spread. But also, not all of a flamberge's damage shows on the AR. It bleeds, too. If you want a decent middle ground between the two, I'm a huge fan of the Dismounter. It's probably tied with the tree guardian swordspear as mt favorite non-unique weapon in the game. Dismounter is so versatile, it can take almost any infusion and deal good damage. And it looks cool too.

I'm sad today erg

>>530507221
That depends, do you frequent the /heals/ thread on /trash/?

>>530508090
join the fuckin club

>>530508090
You sound like you need to be raped.

>>530508090
Me too sweetie, me too. I'm too sad to even horny post. Have a big hug.

>>530508090
>Dual greatshields
God I wish
Do you think the devs will be based enough to bring back these or the DS2 Orma's & Reeve's dual greatshields?

gg erg pass fextra bros

>Schizo wylder with hacked but technically legal relics gets us all to do nokstella level 1 and full clear every boss
>Speed run everdark Gnoster with everyone having double fire legendaries, killing animus before he can even leave the first bug.

>>530508282
thanks anon ily

I don't actually like kids which is why having a fetish for Wylder knocking me up and growing his baby in me feels so odd
Month after month I'd feel my body transforming from that of a woman into a mother
My breasts would itch growing larger with milk and my nipples would get darker
And my womb would expand until I'm so pregnant that I can't walk without walking
His child kicking inside of me would be visible to anyone looking
I want to feel the baby dropping as my body prepares to give birth regardless of my own intention
I'm going to be a mother whether or not I like it and that's the best part
It doesn't matter what I want, biology has already decided I have to give birth

>>530508402
Raider...
Enough......

>>530507045
>>530507097
most duchess i see in niggerg/erg queues use that skin

anyone have videos on the next sovereign bosses?

>>530508385
ily too <3

>>530506540
fuck you nigger dont disrespect my baby like that

>>530508402
this is some biological clock shit right here, how old are you?

>>530508090
eat some sadness boluses

>>530508402
Raider...
Continue......

it's been so long since I've touched a woman

I want to die

>>530501543
People are retarded.
I have 100% winrate with randoms vs everdark bosses in the 30 games I've played on him with 2/3 non-rng relics. I genuinely have no idea what anons are doing wrong to have such a bad time with him.

>>530508090
maybe this'll cheer you up

>>530508402
I resonate with this so hard.

>>530508626
You're probably right, I'm at that age
It's a powerful urge, some days it's all I can think about and I look in a mirror imagining what it would feel like to be pregnant
It fills me up with desire but at the same time I know I don't really want it
But my body wants it when I don't
Being a woman is suffering and video games can't fix it

>>530507582
autistic contrarianism

>>530509153
your doctor can probably help with that

Anyone on psn right now? Gonna play tonight and tomorrow and then take a break…

>>530509098
I dislike it when people draw Duchess tits too big. She's perfectly fine in the middle of sizes.

>>530508090
*headpat*

>>530508331
no.... :(

>>530508815
where did you get that pic of yys

Any psbros want to play a match?

Any pcbros want to play a match?

>>530507715
Read >>530507794
This is my home. So is xivg

nope

rev relic

>>530510052
>This is my home.
I hate this website

Recluse mains how do you play as her I don't fucking get it. I never feel like I'm credit to team when I'm working with melee players.

>>530508282
can I have a hug too, mommy?

>>530509927
>>530509991
I’ll get on

>>530506325
why not revenant troons?

somebody kill me

>>530510370
*hugs u instead*

>>530510308
No point punishing the ones that can't be saved

>>530507221
i don't remember making this post. identify yourself NOW

gg

>>530510370
it's going to be okay anon. I love you.

>>530508362
wylders don't cheat, that dude probably has a stupid amount of hours.

>>530510370
you'll be okay. Give it an hour

>>530486042
My brother who’s 35 really wants to watch that movie with me because he liked the original one from 2010. I mean I’ll watch it with him but he was kinda embarrassed saying he wanted to see it which was funny.

>>530508090
I want to stick my dick in there

2/3 3dog psn erg.

>>530510197
I grew up here. I've been on 4chan since I was 7. Im 25 now.

>>530508090

>>530510764
Your brother is a fossil. Hopefully you can’t say the same. It’s just the first movie but worse and with DEI btw. I’m serious. There’s a lot of scenes they just recreated shot for shot.

>>530510052
You need a better home. You’re squatting out in a dumpster brother.

>>530511224
I had no plans to see it before he brought it up, but we're gonna drink before seeing it anyway so might as well. I don't think he knows about the DEI stuff, he hated the new LOTR series because of that and how it ruined the world just to make a half-hearted message using a beloved series.

>>530507794
I do this to cute girls who look like that

>>530510214
HALP

>>530509153
>doesn’t answer the age
you should hurry and find a good man

>>530507794
is that your femra

My Internet went out, sorry bros

>>530508770
that only happened in your dreams anon... im sorry...

>>530510214
>>530511458
these relics, plus pray for a half-way decent spell from the first fort, otherwise you are useless until the real characters start killing field bosses that *might* drop a cool spell for you.

>>530506325
>troons
>pregnant
You people just spit out word salad huh

2/3 gladius psn

What's with the pregnancy talk?

>>530511938
it's making me hungry...

>>530512109
fat bastard?

>>530489275
They might not even know there's a problem dude.

I love how the messmer wiki basically says, oh, you're a mage user? Tough luck buddy, use summons I guess.
Not even 30 minutes into the dlc and this is the boss I have to deal with? FUck off.

GG /erg/ anons rev and cock

>>530512163
>messmer
>30 minutes into the dlc
wut

>>530511938
lonely and in-heat femnons being desperate

2/3 erg PC
queued for 3bugs and goat

>>530512285
I did some exploring and ended up in the specimen place, and messmer was there. So my guess is he's the first boss, like margit.

>>530511591
NO IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

>>530512163
your dark moon greatsword?

>>530512163
your moonveil?

>>530512310
3/3

>>530511458
Don't use the cocktail spells, there's only like 3 good ones (infinite fp for like a couple seconds, lighting sword, and the fire breath one) in the whole list, the rest are basically 3-4 second long time wasters with minimal reward. Only gather the elements for FP and then burn the spells asap and spam real spells.
Best spells are things like stars of ruin, collapsing stars, gravity well, the full/dark moon spells, tibia summons absolutely shreds (on bigger and/or slower enemies), great oracular bubble, black flame stuff is still good, both meteor spells are expensive and only good against big/slow/downed enemies or groups, but they do shred the big bosses. Shattering Crystal is probably one of the first ones you'll get and it's a good day 1 carry until you get better spells.

2/3 psn gladius 3dog erg

>>530512447
The holy/magic/lightning is like 15 seconds of straight iframes, deals frostbite, and a load of AoE damage.

>>530512447
The lightning nuke is fun sue me.

>>530512375
>>530512405
I'm pure int investment
Also, moonveil is cringe and dark moon is useless

>>530512571
Someone, pls

>>530512615
personally I wouldn't go full long range, oh well, I guess that's it for your run, wouldn't reach 100% NG+7 with pure int anyway

>>530512343
this is literally not possible? you have to beat at least hippo to get to messmer

>>530512746
I use carian swords and adula when I need to go melee.
But this guy takes no damage from either.

>>530510734

>>530509393
okay sorry...
here i fixed it

>>530512775
Going to the backside from bonnie village?

>>530511591
you just reminded me
>had a dream back then that I got hugged tightly by my ex
>realize what's happening
>wake up
>threw the pillow I was hugging tightly
I want to forget that part of my life ever existed

>>530508402
>I don't actually like tainted bloodlines which is why having a fetish for the Greater Will knocking me up and growing his fingers in me feels so odd
>Month after month I'd feel my body transforming from that of a glintstone sorcerer into a mother
>My torso would itch growing larger with digits and my nipples would get darker
>And my pseudo-womb would expand until I'm so pregnant that I can't walk without walking
>Its dear children wiggling inside of me would be visible to anyone looking
>I want to feel the babies dropping as my body prepares to give birth regardless of my own intention
>I'm going to be a true mother, the only mother whether or not I like it and that's the best part
>It doesn't matter what I want, the One Great has already decided I have to give birth

>>530512775
I never saw a hippo in my entire time here mate.
I went from scorched to ensis to bonny to metyr and next up is messmer

>>530512856
Do you really not have any melee sword? Just any reliable sword infused with cold will do.

>>530512163
>everyone suggesting mainhands when carian slicer exists.

>>530511458
Also her ultimate is very timing based, if you use it against a faster enemy at a bad time you just won't get any reward off of it because it also only lasts a couple seconds, I think like 2 maybe barely 3 moon spells worth of time. The long startup iframes and team healing aspect is nice though. I usually use it in the middle of a big group like the banished knight castles with all the annoying soldiers protecting them or if we're smacking on a boss and I just wanna mash a spell a couple times to finish them off

>>530512905
>>530513010
that is an unhinged path to take in the first 30 minutes of the dlc, you have to run past so many things

>>530513040
>>530512856

Messmer has clear openings and the only "lol fuck you" attack is in phase 2 where he stands still prepares the AOE that leads into the snake barrage but you just gotta not be greedy for it unless you're a tank can just stand near him and maybe chug it.

>>530513097
It could still make sense, he went for the bridge, saw a castle and felt intimidated by it so he went for the smaller path, got to meh fort, stopped at moorth, fell into a well to bonny and it's straight to shadow keep from there

>>530510259
Of course my sweet anon. You can always have hugs from me.

>>530513097
Well sorry this map is complete garbage compared to basegame.
It's literally so unclear where I have to go, unlike the pretty and linear map of the lands between.
Not to mention grace.
There's fuck all guidance in this dlc, but while I don't want my hand held and want to explore (like I did) there's no blueprint of how to """legitimately""" progress through the dlc.
Then you meet a fucker like messmer which I'm now assuming is supposed to be there much later, and people will clown on you for being underprepared when nothing told you this was the wrong way to take.

>>530513323
I've never seen a weeb revenant, so I don't know why Exec is siding with Recluse

pumping to mommy marika

>>530513268
I killed the chick in the castle but she was just a mini-boss no?

>>530512695
Have you blocked anyone?

>>530513469
My body after 3 kids.

>>530513469
That is absolutely revolting jesus fucking christ.
Only trailer trash and negroes find this shit attractive.

Ggs Executor/Raider. I'm really sorry about my Internet giving out during Day 1, spending Day 2 playing catch up was painful but the mimic head helped a lot, Executor.

>>530513493
No, I haven't. We could just look for a random 3rd

>>530509386
take a break for what

I bought this game on the summer sale and the final boss makes me want to stop playing
Whoever thought having a boss that zips across the map every 3 seconds was good design needs to be shot

>>530513676
gg, yeah that d/c and spawning back in in the rain was pretty bad luck. you made the come back though!

>>530512886
This was debunked already

>>530513681
I can get on

Why do you guys keep hiding player names?

Well, I just had my first bug'd 3bug encounter. Coincidentally it's the first time I had a Raider on my team during this fight, which means it's Raiders fault. This is I'm having Wylder's babies.

>>530513342
just ignore him until you have more scadu fragments, he doesn't have good magic resist, you can use carian sword spells just fine.

You want giga libra so badly huh

You demon lovers

You will get it, but he will be the last everdark boss before the dlc

>>530513980
One time I showed my player name on /coopg/ and was harassed by a schizo for over a week because I wouldn't make a video "proving" that my off-meta DRG build worked, despite screenshots showing it did
I didn't have video recording software, apparently that was a me problem

Every time I have a recluse on my team against 3bugs she always 3bars in the first phase

>>530514203
I haven't played deep rock galactic in ages

>>530513980
it's pretty retarded if you think about it, what's the point in censoring if no personal information is shown

>>530514278
Yeah me neither
I don't even know where you could even discuss it on 4chan anymore since /coopg/ is a tide general now
I mean, the devs have basically put it on life support anyway, because they're focusing on that new game
There probably isn't anyone to play it with on 4chan

>>530514203
if i ever post any image that I've ever used before or something that could identify it's me I get """called out""" by a local schizo in some other thread. doesn't really have anything on me other than the character name i used to go back in that game but it's still weird and uncomfortable to the point I just filtered my own name

Which would be better on Duchess?

>>530514458
there's a new game? well that's fine, DRG had a good run

>since /coopg/ is a tide general now
I haven't played vermintide 2 in ages either, I like that game

>>530514537
both kinda middy but left

>>530514537
left

>>530513323
Hah. That's funny.

>>530514582
Yeah there's a DRG roguelike called Rogue Core, I think it's in early beta right now

Regarding Vermintide, don't get me wrong, I love Vermintide 2 and thought Darktide was decent
But there is literally no discussion of anything other than those two games, 99% of which is Darktide
I mean even just looking at the current /coopg/ thread, there was one EDF poster posting a bit of that and the rest of the entire thread is just Darktide
And Darktide's fine, but it's not something I care enough to use a general for

Holy shit i just beat the shit out of adel solo with Raider, your game plan is kill everything and your strategy is give me back my health cunts. You actually feel unstoppable. Other characters feel miserable solo.

>>530514537
ignore retards saying left, 2 dex and 2 int is basically nothing

>>530514537
Both are about the same. So use the one that is easier to fit into chalice I suppose.

>>530511730
>>530512447
>>530513057
Thank you anons. I want to have fun with her but without good spells, yeah, I just get carried. Annoying.

>>530513613
low test

no one is playing any more right?

>>530513613
>Only trailer trash and negroes find this shit attractive.
No, just Americans do

Maybe I'm done with Nightreign. I had some clean runs today. Maybe that's a good way to end it.

>>530513613
Americans have the tips of their penises removed as babies which disturbs them mentally and makes them sexually degenerate
This is the sad outcome of that

>>530513613
Mainly the latter. Cottage cheese is such a turn off

can't believe we almost jobbed to godskin duo
thank god that loretta arrow hit

>>530515757

>>530514047
Tell me when to queue tomorrow, I'll carry you through 3bug and pump some babies into you after.

>>530511189
That's the most grim thing I've ever read. I like this site but im only a year younher than you and i cant imagine how much it would have changed and impacted my life if i discovered this place that early

>>530515757
they're doable but opening a gaol in the early game and seeing duo pop out is the worst

>>530514968
Wylder, Raider, Ironeye and status-focused Executor all feel great solo.
Duchess is a bit awkward but can also work.
Guardian, Revenant and Recluse are basically challenge runs.

>>530511437
You should probably tell him to watch a trailer or something so he knows what he's getting into but maybe you guys can make fun of it at least or something

>>530513980
we call those ''reddit tourists'' that dont understand how this place works and think they will get hacked if their name ''I_transheart_BBC'' gets shown on screenshots

>>530515965
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