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>>530494206 >Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpLegend Race w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer) currently underway
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing
>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Mihono Bourbon (3*), Twin Turbo (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7dyMhauYAk
gukkuri...
>>530506796tomboys are supposed to have enormous breasts
>>530506695Bumpin' for new bread
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S S S!!!
>>530506914Pleas rise for our National Anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
Where were you when Uma is certified normies status
If anyone would like to use a 9* Power Maruzensky for inheritance(plus a 1LB Super Creek), feel free to add me.
making lots of race ponies with cute maredens
>>530507047Maruzen, El, Nishino Flower, and Seiun Sky are good for breeding compatibility
I'm so happy that this game's community is so welcoming to newbies.
>>530506969WHEN WILL THE BEAST STOP!?
>guy I followed swapped his daiwa with 3* stam for 1* wit
fuck you
>>530506818 (OP)My Long Race, Late Surge, URA finals winning King Halo. How is she bros? Got 350K fans with her as well.
>>530507074Please remain standing for the (mare) sex anthem.
https://youtu.be/NIy_fG6av3I?t=168
>>530507114forgot to include friend code: 664 580 003 696
any 9* stamina umas to follow?
>>530507114But how dummy?
>>530507214>536 staminapvp glue
>>530507074https://youtu.be/gkLvpt9Z3fA
I miss 4AM threads
What decide the distance type in finales?
I went wtih Gold Ship aming for long and ended up doing medium
Why is the abuse from tracen umas upon their human trainers allowed to continue? #stoptrainerabuse
Asmongold saved this game.
>Bakushin 1100 Speed
>Guts spark
>Bakushin 1100 Speed
>Wit spark
>Vodka 700 Speed
>Wit spark
Am I really meant to do this forever? Is this the game now?
>>530507123Rice is dressing up like a grown up girl now!
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Where the fuck am I supposed to go in a situation like this? Front? It's the Satsuki sho and I have triple double circles
>>530507272I already have a proper Long Runner for PVP. If I do place her in my third spot all she needs to do is activate her skills and I am fine with that.
>>530507123my FUARKING hero
>>530507316run more long optional races
>>530507049straight shota sex
>>530507394Ideally you want to win 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for the bonus
>>530506969new ATH tomorrow
Who the fuck has long races I can't find any
>>530507353Ningen women supremacists aren't welcome in this thread, bigot.
Why is Ryan's unique so shit? Why is it an acceleration skill instead of velocity like all the other fucking late/end trainees?
RECRUITING FOR NEW /UMA/ CLUB:
CUMA
Please join new cuties and swap shoes!
>>530507316the number of races of a type you participated in
so you'd have to do 2 additional long races for her
>>530507316The finales is based on the course type you most commonly ran that career.
So you would need to run more optional (Long) races during the career for the game to give you the Long URA Finals
i am not too familiar with uma musume lore. can a human male breed with the horses?
I want a late night snack
I have an insane desire to breed her she drives me crazy. Is this normal?
>>530507445None, just El's Victoria por Plancha. I had nothing worth picking this early.
>>530507528Yes. That's how they reproduce.
Sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
Sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>530507528That is the only method available. Horse boys don't exist, presumably because human cock is just that superior.
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My king...
>you donโt have any plan to marry your uma musume in the future? Ten years in prison for you!!!
>>530507528Umas can only breed with human males as there are no male umas
>>530507490Did you know that over 80% of female-on-male rape cases originate from umas? Just a thought I found interesting.
>>530507472Ideally yeah but I don't have that option currently, will probably try again but I mainly made this King Halo to specifically win the triple crown and Arima Kinen to get all of the scenes with her mother calling her and get the good ending by winning the Arima Kinen. Not a scheduled race for King Halo but if you do enter it there are extra scenes before and after (if you win) the race with Special Needs, Seiun, Condor and her mother calling her.
First Career run with Air Groove gives me my best rating so far.
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el is so free
>>530507572She drugged you
Now that uma is ironically a success in the west, will Cykagames make an Eng dub for it?
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Look at her!
>>530507816who the fuck is that
>>530507742>411 staminai will poop on you in pvp
If anyone else has issues on linux, all I had to do was download proton-ge. Default steam proton doesn't have video codecs or something.
Fresh install here, Bakushin is cute
That is all
>>530507816Oh a new uma?
Looks kissable
>>530507704Sir hate speech is punishable by imprisonment for life here in Britain, please refrain yourself from spreading hate against the minority community of uma musume or you will face consequences
>>530507704You can't rape the willing
>>530507572congrats you are mentally ill
>>530507875Swinging Maestro is enough for PvP
>>530507816Is this someone's OC?
>>530507816I could've sworn I've seen a perry the platypus parody with her on twitter a few days ago
>Day before Ura finale
>Lose a training with only a 10% fail rate
>Get shuttled into "Awful" mood
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>530507786Unlikely. Very little return on investment for that
>>530507880Weird since the game works right out of the box on my steam deck's default 9.0-4.
>>530507875>516wit swinging maestro in sprintYou wish
>>530507880>linux users has to use something called proton-gay to play gamesYou canโt make this shit up kek
Has anyone tried a Daiwa front runner build? Or thought about it.
>>530507874>not Abullshit
>>530507816bourbon? what are you doing here?
>>530507921>umas>minorityTHE GODDAMN STATUE OF LIBERTY IS AN UMA HOLDING A CARROT
THE ENTIRE DAMN WORLD STOPPED TO WATCH SATONO DIAMOND WIN HER FIRST G1 INCLUDING FROM SPACE
IN WHAT WAY ARE UMAS THE MINORITY
>try to make goldshi for specifically long races
>rng gave me a hella smart medium goldshi
i guess i'll fucking take it
>>530507385Late or no balls
When does the next career scenario release?
>>530507982I'm gonna hit you with a drain skill with my back-up racer and you're gonna drop
>>530508070yes it made her run a lot easier for me
>>530508086Just because they're more valuable than ningen doesn't mean there are more of them
>>530507704I'm surprised it's that low, I would have guessed closer to 95%.
My daughter Spe is so retarded
I love her so much
>>530508043Deserved for pushing your girl too hard right before the biggest event in her life.
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>>530508053>>530507982oh nononono, stamlets please
>>530508070Her current unit works better at pace. Her Christmas alt however is a front runner beast.
Nips fucking suck. Gonna wait for hoyo uma musume.
>>530508214This is why I just rawdog with pure stats
>>530508215Chocolate milk
>threads now last ~3 hours
Why is the claw machine SO FUCKING RIGGED
I'm just here for bourbon
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Is there a list with all the G1 grey sparks and what they give?
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Post umas that make you think "SEX"
>>530508214how the hell am i supposed to get these stats damn
>>530508048game might unironically be optimized for the deck. happens with a few other games where they allow the steam deck to have some features that overall linux users don't.
>>530508316We need to hasten
I made a Sprint Mihono Bourbon... is this stupid? I'm guessing having to build her for Longs to complete her objectives is counterintuitive since you can't pump full speed like you need to for actual Sprint characters. The problem is that I don't have any Sprint characters besides Bakushin.
>>530507572Why can't nerd girls look like this in real life?
>>530508324Sounds like skill issue on your part.
the bald guy will become MC for anniv stream isn't he
>>530508214>running your currently limited debuff umas on sprintlmao my bakushin folds you anyway then you'll lose to mine
>>530508340Daiwa's tits are so fucking big jesus christ
Debuff skills genuinely hose pvp right now since so many retards are just hitting autofill on their teams and can't handle even a minor stam debuff
>>530508324I'll literally fuck up the slowest one then get a 3 plushie combo at the end
>>530508346Naisu!
I ran her as a pace too
>People in xqc's chat calling this game "gay shit"
It's over. We had a good run.
>>530508110>smart goldshi what an abomination
Iโm freeโฆ,mlb event spe
>>530507647Is this a literal adult horse pretending to be a school girl in tracen?
>>530508452>slap a debuff backup down>throw in a PvP horse main with higher stamina>win against +1 letter rating
>>530508396I heard that you still need a good amount of stamina in PVP sprint (dunno why tho) so you're probably fine
>>530508354https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>530508338Sir, this isn't a bar.
>>530507816Hm... I think I've seen this one before...
>>530507572She has already extracted your cum while you were under the effects of her sperm boosting concoctions and found lacking. If you weren't, she would already be pregnant.
Please request shoes, I need those star pieces.
>>530508508nyooo.... they'll review bomb us and we'll eos soon............
When do legend races turn daily?
>>530508514Tanhauser is so talented
>>530508508His viewers are morons anyway
We should build robotic uma gfs
>>530506969*Cough* J-Just you wait until persona 5x is available to SEA!! *Cough*
So once global starts getting those freaky Uss rank stats, would getting A rank umas be easier?
So many streamers out there jumping into the uma bandwagon and it's clear that many of them are doing it for the clout.
I do wonder however if there's someone out there who genuinely ended interested on the game. Games that are about making numbers go up usually push the buttons of s specific crowd
>>530508679this is a PVP support, not a PVP racer
your main is there to win, your supports are there to make it so your opponents lose
very nice support though
>>530508734Taking the mask off of El Condor Pasa is like taking the glasses off of a Meganekko.
>still early game
>approaching 300 wit
>no skills activate
im tired
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>>530507704>>530508193Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim
I'm an adult, I'm a man
I'm a decently built and respectable trainer with my own established career.
I thought I could look out for myself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE. SHE WAS LIKE A LITTLE SISTER TO ME AND YET SHE LOCKED ME IN THE CHANGING ROOM TOGETHER RIGHT AFTER WE WON THE ARIMA KINEN
>*sobs*That's right: #MeToo.
My point is, my attacker didn't have to be an adult umamusume to overpower me to turn me into a victim.
If it can happen me, then it can happen to you.
-Trainer
Tracen Academy Faculty. Adult. Survivor
What determines if a uma gets a 3 star Long spark?
>>530508812its going to get harder because you're immediately going to skip over A rank into U rank
>>530508776Doesn't he get viewers for just sitting and spinning slots for hours? They might genuinely be the most brain rotted fanbase out there
>>530508568The few times I watched her race she gets smoked by a Bakushin with her as second and my own Bakushin trailing behind a third but whenever I skip to seeing results she gets some wins. Hope that means the S aptitude offsets her lack of raw speed.
>>530508831at this point you can do both, people aren't near optimal yet
Whats a good deck for Top Gun? I need that URA long trophy?
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So how many points did you get?
I got way farther than I expected, but nowhere near the end.
>>530508695Star pieces from shoes?
time for your stamina check pvpbab
>>530508514>won't come out until february
>>530508887an A rating and luck
>When that one uma shows up in career, you know you're about to get an absolute biblical beatdown 90% of the time
Who is she, /uma/? For me, it's Seian Sky.
>>530508679>IntimidateI'm scared
>>530508952I fully cleared it
>>530508578Wow thanks, I couldn't find it on that site.
There's PvP supports? I thought the extra slots were for like other races, they run in the same race?
>not even 6 days into a run
Lets get this bread
>>530508086that's what human should do as a preparation to the uma, uma has been enslaved by white people for too long, you have to stand with uma or you're a racist bigot
>>530508967Does it just check which ones I have A or above in and choose randomly? So if I got a uma with only turf A and Long A it would be a better chance?
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>I dont get the hype around agnes tachyon
>decided to do one run and read
Gonna go to sleep, have a nice day bros
>>530508961donate shoes -> get club points -> buy things in club shop
>>530508695check club descriptions, I'm in one that's for shoe goblins that specifically asks that members request donations whenever possible
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>>530509003>appears out of goddamn nowhere and steals your trainee's ura finaleNothing personnel, sweetheart~
>>530508976>two starYou will eventually roll her. Save the stars for ranking her up.
are the servers taking a shit tonight?
>>530508952Enough for the event card
So did the actual Super Creek have some illness IRL or was that made up for her career story?
>>530509036they run in the same race, yeah
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WHY
>>530509048I got permanent nerve damage from a needle so the acupuncturist literally triggers me I hate it
>>530509074>umas>enslavedSomeone didn't study their history. Remember Genghis Khan and his army of uma raiders that almost conquered Europe? Or what about the uma forces that singlehandedly prevented Ireland's colonization from the British?
When is the next FOTM streamer game, I just can't with this cancer anymore. I can't play global in peace
>>530508952I stopped giving a shit after MLBing the card so 350k~
>>530508976You can get her just from doing a 10 roll on the uma banner. If you do, you should have enough shards to get her outfit instead of rolling more dupes.
>>530508952Only at 140k
I still need about 12 more Bakushin runs to mlb the stupid card
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Funny little wildberry poptart made it through the 3000m
I'm so proud
Is there a reason to ever not Swinging Maestro?
Actually, is it worth to save?
>>530509267She found out America give her money just for existing.
>>530509189>tonightThey take a shit every night considering we are gaining players literally every day.
>launch week opened with about 25k peaks, average amount of players maybe 17k-21k>now we have 47k peaks with averages of around 42k-45k online at one timeThen we have streamers like pic-related streaming it that bring even more people/attention to the game so yeah Cygames are going to need to either upgrade their servers or wait out the FOTM status.
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>phone cant run uma for retard reason
>-1k gims
I can use a emulator?
>>530509267it's called a siesta hombre
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Why risk a court case with the umas when there are plenty of adult faculty members available to romance?
>>530508826Northernlion is exactly that. He went into it laughing about the idea of playing an anime girl game then 2 days later he's now he's grinding it off stream.
>>530509557give me your account login i'll log into it with my phone bro
>>530507385with triple double circles you can front run on any uma
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>>530509175Maruzensky has been my wife ever since JP, but holy fuck I just got maybe the most infuriating run with her in EN
>Night owl>Infirmary>Not cured >Infirmary >Not cured>Infirmary>Cured>Send her to rest because low bar>Night owl again>LazyNo Maruzensky. Just no
>only 3 guest borrows per day
NO GOD NO please god they're the only way I can get a three star speed spark!!!
why do people love talking about ecelebs
>>530508952Started playing last Thursday and I hit 700k
>he's out of clocks before the next scenario
Uh-oh...
>>530509745Always risk the charm early game, good for friendship
>>530509656Itโs Princess maker plus horse racing. I laughed it off initially but it works.
I miss princess maker, the people yearn for raising sims
>>530509557are you a chink phone user? Lmao same
>>530509745>JuniorDo it, time to gamblecore
>>530509745What do these even do?
>New Feature!
>Umas must now be fed Carats* hourly to maintain their stats
>*Paid Carats only
>>530509771I can maybe only do one or two runs max. a day...
>>530509763That exact same scenario happened with me while using her too
It's like she just decided the run was going too well and she needed to sabotage it
>>530509772human connection is fun, bwo. even if it's parasocial
>>530509557All you have to do is make a password. Itโs so if something happens to your phone you arenโt fucked as youโve written down your ID and new password
>>530509830>are you a chink phone user?even worse, its a chink phone from the trump ban era, no google services
>>530509825i second this
saves a good amount of turns for supports that can then be used for Bakushin
>>530509825>>530509838>>530509858aiiiieeee
>>530509884scientology scam, if you are lucky you get some boost
>>530509771Bro you're supposed to inherit the speed so your horses have it.
Did you know that umas are a lot stronger than your average human, their muscles are a lot denser, so much so that an average untrained teenage uma can easily overpower an adult man
>>530509745Early game shoot for charm i say
Turns out I'm not a shitty trainer it's just that my umas had shitty parents
>>5305089521m, I really canโt be bothered to grind hours for 100 karats
>>530509656>complained his daughter didn't have any activities over the weekend so he didn't get a chance to play umaa genuine lost cause
>>530510000ITS OGRE
nice numbers tho
i'm sick and tired of playing these shitters and wasting stamina regen and time, just to lose before finals.
i'm all out of clocks too. just give me the fucking trophies.
>>530510024None of them have cocks which means they automatically lose to me.
Who's the best option for the selector? do I go for Oguri Cap or another Dirt horse?
>>530507704Rice seems like the type of Uma that youโd wake up to on top of you.
>>530509905It's the magic of playing version 1.0. iirc they tweaked the mood down events really hard later so those negative stats would gtfo after just 1 trip to the infirmary, plus their rate was lower. At least I don't remember a single negative event happening to me in JP in the last 2 years or so
Didn't win the URA cup but I'm just glad she was able to achieve all her goals. Maybe if I didn't lose like three 20% stat checks she could've gone further.
>>530510238Oguri Cap (as in peak) would be the better choice since she so versatile. But Taiki is also great.
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>20/25
its ogre???
>>530510242Because she's cold at night, right?
>>530509885*sniff sniff*
did someone say carrots
What kind of gacha game is this?
Is it the kind where you clear a main campaign then just clock in for 10 minutes every day to do your dailies or is it something that you actually actively play and pay attention to? I've seen vods of people playing for 5+ hours and I don't know if that's just because there's a lot of content for new players or if it's because the gameplay loop is genuinely great
Just picked up the game today. Surprised it actually works with the Steam Deck, I thought anti-cheat wouldโve blocked it or something. Iโm in the middle of a career run with Rudolf, and I like it so far, butโฆ what do I burn TP on? I thought it would be career runs, but those seem to take so long that your stamina fills up again before youโre even done. SURELY thereโs another grinding mode Iโm supposed to burn it on, right?
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alright this hors is pretty cute
>>530510347dailies reset like 2 hours before the event period ends
Are all 3* that aren't Rice Shower supposed to be super easy
Got Maru and she is just kind of coasting along
my poor raisu
I didn't bother to reroll (and still don't want to). Should I roll some more support or leave it?
Which is better to borrow MLB Super Creek or Fine Motion?
>>530510470Long umas are just hard to train for new players.
>>530510238pick whichever horse makes your dick the hardest
>>530510417She just wants to feel onii-chanโs (me) warmth.
>>530510437Career runs. Once youโve run it once youโll be skipping everything that isnโt new text (go to settings and make sure you have the setting to not skip new stuff)
>>530510504Super Creek, Swinging Maestro is one of the best skills in the game for every build
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im a loser trainer
>25ct
th..thanks, cygames sama
>>530510501If you didn't reroll then you obviously don't give a fuck about doing well so why bother asking at this point?
>>530510504Short/mile umas don't need Creek at all, so borrow Fine.
Mid/Long is where Creek and her skill shine. If you have a decent replacement stamina/int card then pick the one you lack.
>>530510643salty reroll fag lmao
I hope the time you invested was worth it, I'm just having fun
>>530510437tried on my steamdeck and I'm just not sure why anyone would want to run the game on it. the playable screen is literally smaller than a phone due to the aspect ratio..
>>530510643How about I reroll your reply to me faggot.
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which cards should i be focused on leveling
>>530510561who does suzuka go to for sex tips?
why is super creek such an emo psychosomatic drama queen? bitch just spends the entire time battling her mental illness.
>play bakushin
>don't have gigajuiced horses to boost stam and power
>lose the ura finals even though I had 1200 speed
Bakushinbros, your response?
>build her for long
>do long races
>get medium finals anyway
At least she got a nifty new title
>>530508586I believe in MIHOONO BOURBONO supremacy
>>530510613Should have leveled guts, loser.
>>530507510See you in 18 hours if it isn't already full
>>530510526yeah getting enough stamina without neglecting supports and efficiency in skill points is a struggle
>>530510181Horses are known to have numerous muscles in their vagina which they can control at will.
Umas can elongate breeding sessions up to breaking point by edging you for hours on end with their total pussy mastery, or milk you dry within seconds by crushing your dick into mush
>>530510886He goes berserk.
>>530510820I thought guts was a fucking meme stat in global?
>>530510802you don't need power if you're in front. you don't need stam if you have super creek skills.
Everytime I'm about to win, Rudolph reminds me to get more acceleration skills
anyone else do the support to get super cheap "Maverick" skill for front runners and enders?
>>530508679what a bitch
>grass wonderoh no wonder
>>530510501Please respond. I'm doing okay but not sure if it's worth rolling now or waiting and saving.
Imagine all the porn doujin if the yakuzas weren't such dumbass boomers...
>>530510742Itโs nice to be able to play it, while away from my PC, while also listening to a video essay or stream on my phone. Obviously, Iโd prefer it on my phone in portrait mode if I had to use it alone.
>>530510906This is what happens in the mejiro family to fathers when their uma daughters fail btw
>>530511070you literally only have to wait another 17 hours nigga just wait
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Is there still hope for me?
>Moderately clear a path forward with the power of divination when the way ahead is jammed late-race.
Lies. Also, in the first place, you don't want to be in that position.
Can you get a 3 runs in a row penalty on the last (71st) turn before URA finals, if that 71st turn is on the optional race, not the objective one?
if umas mate with human men and the resulting offspring are always umas or male humans, how are female humans not slowly going extinct? female humans must result from 2 humans, while uma genes are dominant and umas only require 1 uma parent. unless like half of the uma population end up as forever alone femcels, they should be slowly outpopping female humans.
finally, now I can move on
>>530510978I had the super creek skills
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idk how any of you did 1.5m
if they're horses so why pp hard
>>530510501>>530511070kinda hard to say when I can't see the full card list. do you at least have 3 speed cards? Some good sr speed is the king halo one or the eishin flash one for late. It'd be nice if you can get some s tier ssr like creek, fine motion, or even tazuna but I wouldn't really spend carats now and just dump them on kitasan if you can hold out for a week
>>530511254What did you need gourmand for?
>>530510206>manipulate space and time just for the stupid horse to somehow perform worse GLUE
FACTORY
>>530510742Gamepad control is surprisingly good, and it's less of a hassle to play on TV when Docked.
That and I have JP installed on my PC so I don't want the game files to clash with each other.
>>530511257>day 1 player>don't autistically reroll>use some stam juiceits just that easy tbdesu
>>530511242Iirc Umaโs are hard capped to the amount of horses in our world, which is where they get their names from
>>530511242Don't ask questions. Just breed with uma and wait for more uma
>>530511242>ifno one knows. it hasn't been explained how umas are born. who knows, some umas might even be born from human + human due to uma goddess's blessing
>>530511378yeah but im saving the stam juice for something more important
>>530511187You have until the end of the month. You will be fine.
>>530511254you're resting too much instead of hitting wit button. gourmand is trash. and you needed more stam without a second good recovery skill.
PLEASE JUST MATCH ME AGAINST SOMEONE WHO EVEN WORSE THEN ME FOR ONCE! I CANT WIN ANY MILE RACE! I JUST WANT THAT TICKET!
>>530509464>Is there a reason to ever not Swinging Maestro?No.
>Actually, is it worth to save?If there's no skills you immediately need, yeah
>>530511265They're not horses, they're whorses.
>>530511187Yeah you can still get Bourbon.
>>530511369>tv playhuh that's one thing that never crossed my mind since I always use it as a portable. learned something new
>>530511369dont you just have to rename a folder or something?
>>530511257Same, I'm struggling to get 290k
That's a pretty good Vodka
>>530511438>be a poor family that can barely afford to eat>goddess pranks you with an uma child that eats 5x as much as a human
>>530511386That's still a lot of horses
>>530508967I do have B+ with 3* pink spark tho.
tfw beating an 1150 speed 300 stamina Bakushin with my 950 speed 350 stamina Bakushin because Air Groove has Stamina Eater
>>530511572I also play JP daily so it would be bothersome to rename things everytime I play and I already have a steam deck lying around.
>>530509606Because the umas have taken me by force.
>>530510792Because she'd be unstoppable otherwise
>>530511589That's why you send them to tracen. They got free food there.
>>530511618>watching the replay and she even had a late startgod I absolutely robbed my opponent with some straight bullshit, huh
>>530511258>this is how people are getting speed in the thousandsAt last I see...
>>530511438>>530511589All the uma mothers we've seen were all umas themselves.
An uma born of ningen woman would be a pretty a big deal.
So how can you tell if you are getting your supports up fast enough?
Like is getting most into the orange around first inspiration ok?
>>530511589Only the rich can afford to have uma children...
Why hasn't Cygames deleted Rice Shower from the game yet?
>>530511242>a femcel umaDo we have this yet?
>>530508952Since I'm already this far enough I might as well finish it off
>>530511570Races and lives just look better on the big screen.
>>530511747OLD MARES
RUNNING THE WORLD
>>530511603yea but should be less than 1%
only race horses mind you
>>530511445that's not how this game works, also we're getting the sped up version so they will shower you with pots.
Hello, /uma/ how do I make my Rudolf win and not end 8th?
>>530511796Thats not an uma!
Thats a fox!
>>530509606Because I intend to live a long life.
>>530511740Dunno if it's a good benchmark but on my winning runs I have all card supports at orange by the first summer camp
>>530510442Show me your stats... I got my shit rocked when I tried to train this guy...
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>>530511258Taiki is supposed to be smart
Why didn't humanity take horse girls as slaves just like they would to elves if they exist
>>530511940that's my wife!
>buying a steam deck to play phone games
>>530508807what a fucking letdown. Was so hyped as a huge SMT/Persona fan, but skill can only take you so far in that garbage, and no fucking fusing. Would have actually enjoyed a long form gaas Persona game that also had its baseline gameplay baked in. It didnt have to be 1:1 but holy fuck its tragic. Apparently the actual $$$ for the global release is absolutely fucking jewish vs what CN has.
Bakushin pls stop converting your 1200spd into a 1* wit...
Is there a guide that goes over when I should rest/rec/train?
>>530511445I have like 53 Stam juices left and I already completed the entire event
>>530511898>pissing off the one mare that gold shipbl was afraid to mate withForget a cast. This poor trainer is gonna need a microscope to find this pelvis fragments once Gentildonna is done with him
>>530512020she's a smart girl. you will take that wit and enjoy it
>>530510960It is a joke stat, but it's not like you can put it aside completely
>>530511962because horses are supreme beings
>>530511962Because it's not exactly easy to make a slave of someone who can bench 500kg.
On the other hand, umas of antiquity would be pretty dependent on humans to produced the kind of food uma population densities bigger than a ranch would require.
>>530511986Funny enough back in the day I bought a phone to play handheld games back when emulation was becoming a thing on phones
are there any good guide youtubers to watch
>>530511986I bought a steam deck to play steam games and it just happened that I can also play uma on it.
Do umas have human rights? Can they choose NOT to race for a living and to instead go into STEM or something?
>>530511986iphones cost more than a steam deck
>>530511871set her to pace since late is unreliable at low wit and no skills
swinging maestro from super creek card, borrow it if you don't have the card
you want at least 600 stam, if you're slower than others on the final leg then she's probably out of stam
speed is more important than power since you're usually running mediums/longs and pacers need less power
borrow a 9* stam parent from a whale/grinder
>>530512215Umas are born to run
legitimately they dont care about much else in life
an office lady uma is a tortured soul
>>530511962>uma slavesOkay genius, explain how humans are supposed to enslave a species that is both just as intelligent AND physically superior to them in every way
The selector is only good for this pool of girls, right? I can't save it and use it on future releases?
Why is she like this? Is Heel Shitter hard-coded to be inconsistent during races?
When does the event end? 6 hours from now?
I am 100k pts away from the Card so I give up
Where is the switch 2 port?
>>530512215Yes. Future stories and events confirm that umas can move on to university even after Tracen, and Tracen itself has a sports science track.
does anyone know the soundtrack that plays at the beginning of episode 4 of the main story?
>>530511947They're somewhat balanced, I focused Stam/Wit early on and then pivoted into Spd/Pwr after hitting 550 Stam which is usually a couple of turns after First Summer
Who should I spend the 3* ticket on for coverage if I have Tokai Teio, Oguri Cap and Rice Shower?
>>530512215they are like heroes of light where the three goddesses of this world bless humans with their horsiness
>>530512297>>530512128>>530512081They are still inferior in numbers and drugs exist
I want to roll to get Agnes Tachyon aaaaaaaaaaaah
>>530511845UAF mode makes it clear that there are a bunch of non racing uma musume and that's only counting the ones doing other athletics
i swear to god this mf game
>30% desperate training has worked consistently
>10% failing too often now
>>530512284explain the director and tazuna then
>>530512424Fuck off edgefag
>>530512023Not really since that loop is horse/support/event dependent.
The usual pointers is to build up friendship levels first, then stats to reach your horse's minimum requirements, then races for skill pts on turns where training won't net you much
im failing like the 4th race
is that normal
>>530512424>thinks anyone can out drug tachyon
>>530511369How well does the game run on the Steam Deck? Is it smooth enough? Does the game run at the highest settings?
>>530512389Yes, there are plenty of trainers that choose a human thot when the uma that loves and cares for them is right there.
>>530512452Explain what? careful anon
>>530511179Oh okay.
>>530511284I've done the ura a few times but now that I'm trying for sparks I feel it's a bit lacking.
>>530511962closest humanity got to Uma slavery is harems of war horses
Genghis Khan conquered europe on his back in the Uma Musume world
>good special week run
>no maestro
owari da...
>>530512547kiseki and opera o
>>530512056>that gold shipbl was afraid to mate within general it's not a good idea to mate rivals together
>>530512389>mfw my uma has no energy but there's a 60% failure rainbow on speed
>>530511242do they ever show a uma x male relationship? or are we assuming because we never saw a male uma or something like that?
>>530512297>just as intelligent Well, let's not get too ahead of ourselves.
>>530512424The kind of organization that that requires came and went in the ancient world. There would still be periods like post-fall of Rome where umas would have a distinct advantage over ningen, at least for a while.
>>530512479It's a phone game that run on potato computers. Of course it works well enough, but not as fast as the JP version on my computer which is for some reason have absolutely silky smooth loadings.
It's not like the game have any meaningful graphic toggles to mess it, though I hope it will also get the 4K winning live update JP have right now.
>>530510504At this point of the game, youโre only bringing Creek for Maestro, so she works fine even at 0*. Fine Motion at 4* is OP.
do i use pace for super creek or just go front like everyone else?
>rest for summer
>+30 bc bad sleep
>i had too much breeding time with her
many sons, fathers, brothers, and husbands placed their money on bourbon's ass just to better their lives. And Rice selfishly ruined it, ruined families, ruined it all.......
>>530512701Yes. We've already seen Bourbon's father who was a trainer himself, and every uma father featured going forward is human.
>>530511369>can bet on uma racing on the big screen when the gang comes overI will remember this
>>530512410Flip a coin between Maruzensky and Taiki
>>530512796if a horse has front A and has no uniques that require passing to activate then they should go front
>>530512701>do they ever show a uma x male relationship?yes
>>530512508the seductress
My rainbows only add like +5 each. What's up with that?
Jesus fucking christ these whales.
>>530512970umapyoi is umapyoi
quick bros. Which career is the easiest to farm Japanese Oak wins on? I need some flags for Air Groove
>meticulously plan my schedule around optional G1 races
>Win multiple G1 races for skills that aren't relevant to my run but good to pass down and for compatibility
>Get speed pow stam to 600/600/600 for decent odds of 3*
>Win URA finale for chance at the URA spark
>Make sure that only Long is A so I have higher chances of a long spark
>
>>530512641oppai loli uma WHEN?
>>530512807>his family did illegal uma bettingYou've uma'd your last pyoi, pardner
>>530512964Lossless scaling, but it doesn't matter outside of races/winning live. Not like an extra fps can save your umas from hitting that 1% failure rate.
>>530512508spechan is so lucky...
>>530513003Ayabe in Silent Hill when?
>>530513018Unironically Daiwa
>>530513002posts cards, honestly doesn't even seem too whaley
>run like 3 speed cards, 3 wit cards>18 star stam parents for stam needs>bounce between rainbow speed and rainbow wit
Bets in Uma universe, but when you lose a bet the Uma comes personally to break your knee caps
>>530513061aren't there like 3 already
>>530512807>bourbon owner approved this
What happens when gaijin do not understand that the horse girls are seiso idols and make so much uma porn that horse owners start requesting character deletions
>failed low risk trainings
>6 negative mood events spaced to efficiently fuck the run
I fucking NIPS!
I just want to make these 3D whoreses smile!
>Emperors Might into View is Mine
Instant win button
what do you call this kind of fanservice
Any point in raising 1~2* horses since they can't pass down their unique skill?
>>530513262You know that japs make a bunch of uma porn too right? Keep your gaijin derangement syndrome in check.
>>530513262>that horse owners start requesting character deletionsthat would be illegal because people paid money to get these characters
>>530511953No, she is a happy go luck dumb dumb!
>>530513116>mile runner>two recovery skills>that degree of speed and witsI don't think it's bothering them nearly that much.
>>530513217It's rank one.
>>530512970umapyoi doesnt mean anything, uma means horse and pyoi just sounds cute, so putting them together is just for a cute chant for songs and stuff
>>530513392mile is 550 minimum with a golden skill
>>530513262As long as all that porn continues to be under the counter (ie. not in comiket, findable only when you actively look for it) as it already has been for the past 8 years, then nobody will give a fuck.
I'm an NL viewer and I saw him playing this game a lot. It looks boring as fuck and I absolutely cannot comprehend why you faggots shitpost the fuck out of my general and won't leave us alone. Every day some retarded off topic post about how this game is better
Is all the gameplay really just hand of meow and that's fucking it ? 6 hour dailies just for hand of meow ?? Careers look boring as fuck since it seems like all this game is and nothing else. There's literally no actual gameplay that isn't just management but the management is so piss poor. This is just held up by being cute and horse autism, isn't it ?
>>530513353American pandering
>>530512970umapyoi means sex
>>530513372If you want your B rank dirt hons to turn A/S you'd likely use Haru Urara for it. Besides, some 1-2* uniques aren't really worth it
>>530511386That would imply that early humans weren't humans and were almost entirely umas.
>The cutest uma has the cutest va
Cygay isnโt that gay huh?
>>530513353goldship screentime
>>530512970>>530513014Justaway is Justaway. Nothing more, nothing less.
>Oh man a higher rank, cool. My recent uma training paid off
>go look at the rankings again a few minutes later
>already dropped to 1.6k
Whelp.
>>530513610I'll give it to (You) instead
>>530513506Stop falling for trolls and shitposters trying to rile up generals into flamewar with each other.
>>530506818 (OP)Can i stop rerolling?
>>530513610Thank you anon, you convinced me not to respond. For a split second I was in a dark place and you pulled me out of thereโฆ
>>530513392>Marvelous tits strong enough to play with the SSR girlsHow MARVELOUS I really hope I get her mlb'd during kitasan
>>530513625Oops, meant for the obvious shitposter, but I didn't even want to (You). Sorry.
so when are we getting the rest of the apologems
25 seems like another mistake
Got 3* turf on El is this good? finished career on ura semifinal though
>I'm an NL viewer
Stopped reading there, nobody asked for a faggots input on anything
I still don't get how team trial scoring works. Do I just spam it every time my RP is full? Do I race against stronger opponents or the weaker ones?
i feel bad for letting haru urara lose every time in team trials
>>530512284They can still run in their free time and I am sure there are amatueur leagues and races for retired top umas.
>>530513787GOLD SHIPPU
NAZE MITERUNDESU
how to find that max level super creek that i can follow :(
is 3 Speed, 2 Stamina, 1 Wit for front Mayano a decent set up?
>>530513824You just need to cross the promotional line once then ignore it. Further runs are for daily missions or the celling got bumped up and you have risk of not making it to the next class.
>>530506818 (OP)Can i play this on Iphone 7 Plus?
>>530513780>3* turf on a dirt horseThe irony. Also no those sparks are ass and her parents are also pretty ass
who is the wolfgirl of the umamusumes
>>530513824You can check the scoring inside the race if you watch it.
Its pretty detailed and easy to understand.
>>530513687Hey, fuck you leave first asshole.
>>530513679I'm literally asking is the gameplay straight up hand of meow and nothing else. Watching gameplay makes this look the most just boring kind of game made only for Japanese salary men commuting. I know this guy isn't playing it correctly either, so it's fucking insane to me everything lasts literal hours.
>>530513581that's a lot of fucking make up.
How many umas has she shot down?
>>530513506>'calling a cartoon character your waifu makes you a rapist'you are a legit fag if you watch NL, bud.
>Seishun Sky
>a meta horse that flatkeks won't stop yapping about
>check her stats
>Long Sprinter
What's meta about this? This is a sprintkek that needs stamina.
>>530514136Her unique is absolutely busted.
>anime avatarfag
its kroni stop replying
btw are you ready to roll for the strongest Sprint, Mile and Medium Frontrunner?
>>530513976>Dirt uma>BJust because she's technically one currently due to the only true dirt uma being Urara doesn't mean she's an actual dirt uma without training.
>Grass Wonder is the most Japanese girl in the game
>actually American from America
so she's just a weeb?
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. If Taiki Shuttle is American, then why is her English so bad???
From what I can gather. All we need is a 1 time payment of 300 sheckels to guarantee a smooth sailing experience for the first 2 years of our Uma musume life? That sounds like an absolute deal to me
Does anybody know when the first pick ticket comes to global? I want to buy my hors
is it me or does one of songs kinda remind you of "Welcome to the NHK" OP?
Redpill me on Symboli, I just pulled her with guarantee ticket.
>>530514180i already have her other form i don't need her
>>530513506Why the fuck is there a Northernlion general on 4chan?
>>530514249>the most Japanese girl in the gameBut enough about Sakura Bakushin O
>>530514249Yes, she's a fat ass Ken-sama.
>>530514262Thats how every American anime character talks
>>530514297Here's your Emperor.
>>530514136Now check her skills
All umas who fail less than a 10% chance deserve public humiliation
>>530514262American โ English
>>530514180Can I use both of her forms in PVP?
>>530514297She was a hard ass when Oguli ran. Nowadays she is a dork that loves dad jokes. She is also the top Uma at Tracen.
>>530514346She's not Japanese she's just retarded
>>530514134I don't agree with everything a person I watch says. You must be fucking retarded, and it has to be as barebones as I think it is if you can't even answer my fucking question and you're deflecting to try and defend it
>>530514337Is there ? I really fucking doubt it, I meant my own gacha which has been bombarded by you fucks shilling it and detailing entire threads for about a month now
But I can't stand that the gameplay is literally so barebones and you guys are so fucking uppity and smug over what is so simple it's a minigame in a mahjong game.
>>530514476Is public humiliation name of the glue factory?
I will actually kill myself if I have to read Heliosโs dialogue one more time, holy fuck
>>530514084Twenty 'mas had to tried to 'take her
Twenty 'mas she gave the slip
Twenty-one would be Bakushin
With no big iron on her hip
>>530512959trainer issue i fear
>>530513353Catering specifically to me
>they finally updated the simulated banner on gametora right when it's about to end
Better late than never. I bet I can do 3LB Kitasan's card with just 200 rolls too.
>>530513331Don't forget to add anchors aweigh.
When is the story going to pick up and the umas start preparing to fight 3M, the three gods of glue.
>>530514249She is the Yamato Nadeshiko
>>530514632You must be be a fat balding old man to appreciate her.
>>530514578>I like to watch people who thinks i am a creep because i am a sad and sorry sack of shitok bud
>>530514297>SymboliWHICH ONE!?
>>530514297You can go KERCHOW when she ults.
>>530513353Funniest and longest running joke in the franchise. It's really funni
>+83 speed in one training
>>530514914>Trying to waste your gacha luck before KitasanOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>there's a hard minimum stamina check 3 races into king halo's career
What the fuck. Even putting her as a late runner, she still couldn't do better. I didn't have enough skill points to grab recovery skills and I didn't even make it to summer training..
where can i read irl hons lore?
>>530514763When these three get in.
Now that I think about it. The more banner we get the more junk gets added to the regular pool. The advice of going hard on Kitasan's banner actually makes sense because there's be less junk diluting the pool if were going to go hard this early in the game's lifespan.
>>530514550What's the difference?
So what's the deal with guts anyhow? What's so useless about it now and what changes are the devs going to make for it in the future?
All right my credit card just got a cashback promo where I can get $50 back if I spend $2000 in July. My mlb kitasan is secured.
How come Tracen university isn't littered with uma poop huh? My horse immersion is ruined.
>>530514890Haha the funniest part is how they look pregnant haha it really tickles me imagining they're pregnant with my seed instead of full of food haha
>>530515041NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MEJIRO BROODSHUMAN I HAVE RIGHTS
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Is this what autism feels like
>>530515052your veteran horse with a lot of stam sparks?
>>530515185The only horse I'd expect to take a shit on the floor is Hisui Amazon.
>>530515064https://web.archive.org/web/20230205212112/http://www.horsejpkeiba.com/
>>530515116There's many consolation prizes in here besides the grand prize. Vodka, creek, motion, sweep tosho.
>>530515221Who could tell...
How are you supposed to play Global if you also play JP on PC? Do you just have to swap the files whenever you swap games?
>>530515052People always talk about Urara but King Halo is the biggest jobber career of all
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The King can do almost everything now!
>>530514830If you truly think like this, and that you can't just ignore what some dumbass thinks of you you're ngmi and probably why you spend 40 hours a week playing a gacha. I'm not here for his politics or anything because I don't give a fuck. I'm here to watch someone play the binding of isaac.
You are still seething over some girl calling you gross in middle school, aren't you ?
Either way I'm being vindicated. The gameplay is dogshit and you're only here for the girls. Which is fine, but telling for me to ignore the fuck out of this even if I was interested
>>530515163They'll change it so guts won't affect your races but the higher the guts the more lewd situations the horse gets into during career.
>>530515293gosh what a dork
>>530515332Rename/swap the folders.
Or just playing it on another device like steam deck anon.
>>530514840Ayrton Symboli when
>>530515163stat that makes umas more resistant to gut rearrangement
>le whacky priconne memecat image
every single time
>>530515052It's not that hard, this is my King Halo and I had no Stamina parents. Only 1 Stamina card as well.
>>530515397>everyone is now just gutsmaxxing
>>530515241>entire story is about how she isn't a nepobaby and can manage without her parents help>solution is selectively breed her into having high stamina by default
>>530514297Private moonlit christmas dance on the rooftop of tracen academy
will we get more clocks? it takes like 2-3 clocks on avg for me just to finish one career?
>>530515496even worse, it's a frog since it put a space before a question mark
>>530515504I see nothing.
are uphill/downhill cards worth it
>>530515552Clocks are holding you back from getting better at the game.
Symboli looks so bad tho, the front of her face looks like it was cutout from somewhere else and glued on the rest of her head.
>>530515581Too track dependent to make them worth it.
How do I stop myself from being sad I used stars to unlock and now I wonโt get her 3* for months so sheโs a brick
Gold Ship dropkicked me again fuck this horse I should have been a lawyer
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beware my evil pvp bakushin
Got another 3* spark today
If only an onsen ticket has dropped today, this would've been the day
>>530515613the only thing holding me back from getting better at the game is refusing to spend money on jpgs.
>>530515052>>530515364>People still get filtered by KingShe was my first URA winner and while this one wasn't very good overall, she still did fine.
The trick is Wit, by the way.
>barely dragged Rice Shower to beating ura finale at B rank with two clocks used
why the fuck is she so hard man
>>530515614cute girlfriends
i want to roll on scamcha
>>530515376>cuck cope>reddit spacing>gay projectionthe NL audience sure is something else. enjoy time here
Would you color pp orange and let it near these horses?
https://youtu.be/igYG_vNhIqw
>>530506818 (OP)Is this okay to stop rerolling?
Do they rerun events? If I miss the MLB Spe-chan is it over?
>>530515824Use her at front
>very clearly CHRISTMAS celebration
>the thing Japan literally celebrates in their own way, usually involving couples
>call it "Holidays"
gay jewshit
Is it called Christmas in JP?
>>530515824She's trying to kill herself before you do.
i swear to god i don't know how i'm going to win a single ura finale with her
>focus on speed
oops not enough power
>focus on power
oops not enough speed
>balance stats
oops she still lost
it's 100% skill issue, but not even daiwa scarlet is this fucking tough, and i'm using practically the same strategy, she just can't be losing in the early cups at FUCKING 15 SPOT because it was raining
>>530515863stop responding to the retard
>need 1300 pulls to get 5* turbo card
alright, i'm gonna save a lot of crystal for kitasan rerun
>>530515921They don't rerun events but they will allow you to acquire old welfare cards later.
>>530515863you dont HAVE to take the bait anon
>>530515895Guys please help
>>530515979you forgot the pity every 200
>>530515804bro I lost on her third race and it's obvious that it's a stat check. I barely even got to farm friendship bars. I'm just going to wait for tomorrow and borrow some whale sparks.
>>530515943You can hear them say "Merryu Kristmasu". You know which country is to blame.
When can I buy umas furniture and headpat them in a dorm
>>530515926that's your answer for everything
>>530516046Anon if you're still rerolling this late I suggest you just wait another week and do so during the upcoming banner
>>530515895wait for kitasan banner to reroll
the event is going to end today so it's too late to play
I already have Fine Motion and Super Creek so I'm cool using my borrow on Kitasan MLB every time. Not like I'll have enough karrots to get enough copies anyways.
>>530516071she's so beautiful
>Umas are canonically built for human men
NOT what I expected to be learning today
grASS
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This is the easiest bitch to play, holy fuck.
She owns me some personal training.
>>530516289The inner machinations of the three goddesses minds are an enigma
>>530516215>>530516161But i still have 5k gems
>>530516081No, it's very much a skill check.
And the Derby is literally almost halfway through the run.
>>530516231Base super creek is useless though. If you have mlb kitasan you can borrow mlb sc or fm. Idk why people keep trying to do mental gymnastics.
i did 5 long extra races with super creek and still got a medium finale.
is goldshit the only option?
>>530514273Somebody? Anybody?
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is there any potential reason not to exchange cards past the cap limit
>>530516289It's the reverse, human men are built for umas.
all these newcuties... bricked....
>>530516289Careful where that knowledge takes you anon. Don't let """them""" find out that you're getting close to Tracen's true purpose.
>>530511618gro... stamina eater only procs in Long races...
>>530516365you need 30k to guaranteed a kitasan negro. How confident are you in getting an SSR that is also the correct one in 30 rolls
It finally happened... I got the goddamm ticket after a fuckload of tissues
Why are all these umas so submissive?
>>530514273I don't know but I am stealing your McQueen pic.
When can I roll for the sexy German horse
>>530515968I dunno man some people are just cursed when it comes to certain umas, I keep failing with Special Week too. Have you tried running with a borrowed 9* parent? The extra stats can really help. I only used her once so far but got the win with this setup.
>>530516381What skill check? I picked up all the hints and the super creek support didn't even bother to give me corner recovery. Even if I did more races up to that point, I didn't even have recovery skills to spend the points on.
>>530516467better not throw the career now.
I got my first copy. How long do we have to get more friend points before the change the card at the shop exchange?
>>530516532These predators don't bare their fangs until they have their prey fully within grasp.
>>530516532half of them are males that were neutered and given tranny surgery and the other half are women
>>530513392Is the uma in the middle a oppai loli?
>>530516451Excuse me sir, can you please look at this image?
>>530506818 (OP)I keep fucking jobbing at the Arima Ken. Fuck this.
>>530516532>umas so submissive?Did you forget how the trainer in seasons one and two was manhandled by his umas?
>>530516647they don't, that specific card is just locked to the shop and once you buy 5 copies it's the more generic items for future friend points
>>530516382Good thing I rolled two then!
>>530516532It's an idol game
At least we have a few that aren't complete pushovers, Goldship, Tachyon, Creek, Orfev, Opera etc, just wife those up.
if there are no horses in this world why are the race finishes still measured in the length of a horse, even down to the length of their heads and necks
oh no nono pony keks. why are you rolling for used goods???
>>530516532If you can't clock the raw sexual aggressiveness coming off of half the Umas you are going to be eaten up.
Will they ever update the UI so I can see stats and shit on the right side instead of a nothing menu?
Is the first 10-roll you make in the game rigged to be better than average? Asmon got McQueen in his first 10-roll, and I got Special Week AND Rudolf on my first 10. Thereโs no way thatโs the norm.
>support card with the most broken stamina skill in the game currently is useless
why are f2poor metafags so retarded?
who is more likely to trigger a mile finale? vodka or daiwa?
>>530516862>Opera>not a complete pushover when on the defense
>>530516451what true purpose
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>>530516580used my 3 already so i'll try tomorrow, it just feels like she's more prone to fucking up early in career and no way i'm using one clock for it i actually used one on the race i mentioned because i was just flabbergasted, it was the one against nishino flower
posting my latest PC daiwa and probably my best El, same everything including legacies
i know for sure not every campaign is gonna be the same, the daiwa one was practically perfect from what i remember but fuck eventually like you say, you start to feel cursed
maybe tomorrow will change, thanks anon for the stats, i'll try to follow it tomorrow
and before someone chews me about the sapporo skill was after she lost
>>530516890you sure they are not in lengths of an uma?
>>530517037I mean you can just force it if you run optional Mile races.
>>530516965the rates are just fairly high if you're coming off of hoyo games or something
I hope there will be peace in a month... Its tiresome.
>wits determines your speed and positioning for over half of the race
somebody explain why this isn't the second most important stat after speed
>>530517138It's a small enough part of her character that I can just headcanon it away or acknowledge it as something cute and move on
I like my Overlord haughty and supreme
>>530516618No anon, I mean a skill check as a trainer.
>>530517378>>wits determines your speed and positioning for over half of the racesays who
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You will be rolling for your canon imouto and the best umafluencer in tracen next month, right?
>>530507572perfectly normal
>>530517226if you retard roll on the wrong banner you get pity bonus.
>>530516562>>530516949I love how there's a specific tag on Pixiv just for McQueen enjoying food.
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king halo's campaign is so fucking good it took me from totally neutral to her being one of my favorites
i want to roll for horses (characters) not fucking cards. fuck Kita
dont let urara win or your account will be banned
>>530517437the big mechanics doc
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>>530511187neither of us are gonna make it.
>>530517348No peace. Only endless struggle.
>>530517443Nyo, I wanted to save for delicious brown umapyoi with Hishi, but I must get my Pferdemรคdchen
>>530517468Kingu is truly an underrated girl. You'll love her more once we get the 2nd arc of the main story.
>>530517468I got absolutely and completely boxed by randoms at URA finals but yeah, it's pretty fun
>>530517471if you don't care too much about pvp you don't really need that many cards desu, I dropped like 50 rolls on the starter banner and I've been winning consistently
how active are the /vg/ clubs
am i retarded or does it actually take 4 hours to read a full career
>>530516653Why is Dia-chan like this
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what does the @ mean for the skill conditions?
>>530517348Once the hype dies down and the remaining people simply settle into the casual daily grind it's gonna be great.
It will inevitably get better, for now I'm just happy the game is benefiting from all the unexpected attention even if it brings the discussion down temporarily.
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My McQueens are defective, can I get new one?
I was in an UmaPyoi mood and watched the original first trailer, and man is it wild how different it is from what we got (At least for the first season of the show)
>No Vodka
>No Golshi
>Short Suzuka
>Oguri having 7 yellow squares on her headband
>Mystery blonde Uma who I can only assume to be an early Taiki Shuttle
This game has been out for six years. How do we STILL not fully understand what the stats do?
>>530513738>Oh what does her card do>it's +4 wit energyHoly fuck, I need to not sit on this.
>>530517552>>530517468I adore her so much.
I legitimately don't know if King or Spe are my favorite uma at this point.
Her mom is a cunt
>think Iโm getting the hang of the game
>fail two careers back to back
>not even the finals, just the random races where I need to come in 5th place and somehow I can in 6th
Fuck my life.
I just click click and i don't understand anything
>>530517676STAMINA AND WIT
>>530517617I just want more casuals to sandbag in PvP instead of an all out whalefest
I'm going to avoid this general when Kitasan drops because I will 100% get ragebaited from luckshitters posting multiple copies in one ten roll
>>530517497that doesn't look too impossible to get a spark for kitasan together, no? Since it is going until 1st of august.
Just go and aim for some trophies you are still missing and watch all character episodes you got.
>>530517617considering how active the thread is it's pretty high quality, I'd expect way more shitposting and general bullshit than we have
>Finally get 3* speed
>Pink is just 2*
FUUUCK
>>530517726I don't think global will ever be even a third as competetive about pvp as jp so you should be good
>>530510998IQDB is down what's the source?
>>530517635And more significantly
>Orfevre>Deep Impact LOL
>>530517583The Satono stud dungeon demands more studs.
guys...I think I want to sex Bakushin
>>530517829>deep impact is just brunette suzuka wat
>late surgers when i play them
>complete shit. fail halfway through careers.
>NPC late surgers
>steal the races i fucking need at the last minute
>>530517653We've been living on Earth for over a thousand years and there are things we still don't understand. Best to accept people will always be stupid
>gold ship
>vodka
>seiun sky
>twin turbo
Should I keep this account? rerolling is getting boring
>>530517785Oh yeah, I've seen much worse in way slower threads even if the occasional shitposter or normalfag is annoying, uma anons are usually decent at ignoring them.
>>530517862You can easily trick her into it.
Has anyone gotten all the Steam achievements yet? These are my last two. I heard theyโre glitchy and the unlock conditions might be mixed up. I think I unlocked the 60 trophies in career after doing Team Trials.
>>530517829Why does the anime look nothing like the game
How do people have like 10k+ carrots over me as f2p? I'm only at 18k and only used my pulls during reroll.
>>530517552she already won me over a bit when she got a mood down from practicing her laugh for too long but her story just keeps getting better
>>530517653We do.
It's just that global fucked up and has the original version of the stats before the anniversary stat rebalance apparently
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE RESETS I WANT TO LEND AN UMA I WANT TO PLAY
>>530517925>he think they get tricked into it
>>530517983Midnight JP time.
>>530517958I think they fixed it? I used to have the 500 team trials one but now I only have the 100 and 500 is locked.
Bros I finally did it. It took 7 runs but I finally got her the win.
>>530517916I've seen plenty of bullshit that could totally derail a thread elsewhere go decently ignored, pretty happy about it
>>530517968How many pulls did u do doing reroll? Most stopped at only 1 instead of doing 4
Why do Bakushin and Urara have the same Sakura pattern in their eyes?
>>530517829Remember what they took from you.
>>530517958there was a patch the other day for the steam version specifically fixing the achievement conditions.
It also took away all the achievements i only earned due to mixed up conditions (like the 500 team trials one)
So assume everything is tied to its correct condition now.
>>530518095For high impact umaypoi
>>530517848Why are rich umas like this...
>>530518057congratulations, she deserves it
>>530518095I have something like this but it's fucked up like a spiders web.
>>530517787It's not like you need spring high. You don't really need it 3* to get S in sprint, โ is more important for that than stars.
only reason you need more is if you're doing something crazy like oonige suzuka sprinter but the hidden events aren't in global yet.
How do umas eat carrots? Do they immediately chomp them or do they suck on them? What would they do if I fed them a carrot while blindfolded? Asking for a friend.
>>530517916I'm proud of my fellow Umabros for not taking bait so easily (most of the time).
>>530518045>>530518127Thanks for the heads up. Now that I look at it, it does make more sense now. Guess I better start working on those team trials.
>>530517958Iโm DEFINITELY gonna fuck up getting these by splitting my time between devices. Not even gonna bother.
>>530517848B-but I thought Dia-chan won a G1. That means her family's job is done, right?
>>530517653I think there's lot of placebo going around which results in misinformation, it can be hard to decipher why you lost or won sometimes, but you have to latch onto something otherwise how could you improve your runs? So you draw a conclusion that the game might even end up validating at a later run even if your conclusion is incorrect.
>>530518308hons go fast
thread naturally go fast
I donโt think Iโm sexually attracted to Bakushin. Her design just screams background character. If she wasnโt such a loud stupid retard she wouldnโt stand out to me at all.
>2nd place 4 times in a row on last goal race
i just keep getting kicked in the balls
>>530518240They "cook" with them bro..
>>530517848AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>530518261shouldn't matter. booting it on phone and clicking the achievements menu gave me all the google play achievemnts i had on steam.
and on steam it also seems to sync up if you go into the archive or something and earned an achievement on the phone.
>>530518335Continuing the Satono bloodline is not a job that can be done in a day.
>>530518308poor oguplushies...
>>530518363Don't speak ill off the class rep like that.
>>530517246ah sorry sorry, Zack
>>530516901Sirius? Where's that picture of her trying the pocky game only for Trainer to light up the stick like a cigarette...
>race that my uma doesn't have a chance in hell of winning
>wins without trying, doesn't even proc any skills
>race that my uma should have no issue with
>8th place, procs every skill at the exact perfect moments they should proc in a race
THAT'S UMAMUSUME BAY-BEE
>>530518363she's memorable but I can't really find her sexually attractive at all
>>530518417That should be Super Creek
Are the hamburger steaks impossible patties or are they really eating cow meat?
>>530518526They eat meat.
>>530515052Nippon derby is the great filter of the classic.
>>530518526Why wouldn't they eat meat. Even real horses eat meat.
>>530517829man, I genuinally like the old Orfe over new Orfe, the gapmoe personality in and out of the racetrack alongside the design appeals to me much more than what we got
>>530517958i just got an achievement while on my phone
login to steam and its not unlocking, its over
I want mejiro ryan carnally
share art of her pls :)
>put Oguri on dirt for team
>she keeps winning
it's literally that easy for early game
don't ask how the rest went
>>530518474Imagine if pic rel was real and her trainer wasn't a complete pussy. Could've been easily one of the most entertaining stories to see them butt heads all the time but grow close either way.
>>530518526Could be either, but the one thing we know is that Umas will inject carrots into everything they eat.
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>>530518417>>530518335NOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO UMAPSTEIN ISLAND
>>530515376you don't need to lie bro, you were never interested
you pretty much said so on your first post
>>530518526babychicknuggie.webm
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It's literally this easy
>>530518361What the FUCK is her problem???
Roasted carrots are super tasty. I dont see the big deal about it?
Roasted carrots are actually really good you guys should try them some time. Brush them in a bit of olive oil with salt and pepper, yum.
>>530518724Weird. Pixiv saved it wrong.
This is the complete image.
>>530518417Dia-chan babyplay.. I need
>>530518845>>530518861You should be grating 200g of raw carrot and eating it plain. This is the real secret to health.
Do you get affinity bonus for winning G1 races or just for participating in them?
>>530518925Why wouldn't I just eat it straight at that point? At least I can enjoy the snap.
>>530518526They eat meat. Japanese tradition is actually to feed dead racehorses to their descendants so they can inherit their prowess.
>>530518925I do that when I want to lose weight. I eat them with some boiled potatoes and a splash of low fat curd cheese.
>>530518057Way to stick it to her stupid bitch of a mom
>>530519009You grate it to expose the grains so it bonds with toxins in your digestive track.
>>530518925Your skin turns yellow/orange if you eat too many carrots
>that one farming scene with Akikawa
>she just gulps down a whole carrot in two seconds
Do you guys think that... you know, maybe?
>>530518459how many carats is that?
Choco carrots are just as delicious as choco bananas and I don't know why people sleep on it so much.
>>530519209menopause horse
>>530519209Think what? btw we know your ip address.
>>530519209I think it's time you take your meds, trainer.
>>530519109You cant proof that!
>>530519209She sure has a big appetite, for a human.
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>>530518459thanks for making me realize i am sitting on a good amount of untapped carat reserves.
>>530519209I HAVE UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT DIRECTOR AKIKAWA IS ACTUA
>>530518459I went from 26k to 31k though that's including the 1500 earlier
And a 3* speed spark, blessed run
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At least I'm hitting A's a bit more. It's my third one.
>>530519209>they aren't storymaxxing for the carats
>>530517378because power is what you need to actually get out of that position
>>530519209perhaps you should challenge her to a friendly footrace between two humans
>>530519209Whaaat nahh, can't be. She just really likes carrots, probably because she (a human) is handling a training center for horse girls after all.
>>530519357shut the fuck up tazuna
>>530519319Anon was such a promising new prospect, I don't understand why he would jump off the trainer dorms' roof.
Damn shame.
> Finally have the ability to use three-speed sparks without guests
>All my fucking runs using them are suddenly beyond dog shit
It isn't fair, what gives
I got a low rank horse but with two star speed sparks. Do I use this to breed every other horse from now on until I get a 3 star spark one?
I have information that will lead to the arrest of
does energy matter for races? Im new
What umas if any genuinely act like total bitches to you but warm up by the end of their careers?
Is it harder to inherit 3* sparks when used as legacies or AM I JUST THAT FUCKING UNLUCKY THIS IS THE 20TH FUCKING RUN MAN I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. Post more umASS
>>530518029I love this meme and all of its variations so fucking much
>>530519462All the other sparks suck so not really anything worth besides it
>>530519209yes
she really really likes carrots
no
yours is too small
>>530519348>good run gives good sparksAre you sure you have the right game anon?
>>530519438i'm not lying, if you don't have power you will never be able to overtake other umas on the spurt. doesn't matter if you're in a god position, you're just going to be building up speed steadily instead of teleporting to the front
Umas may or may not post among us
>>530519496>he did the grind?>dumpeet
>>530519614Nope, do not waste a turn resting before races.
>>530519734you're clueless, go calculate the actual effects of power right now
Does the series ever acknowledge the Uma theory with Akikawa beyond someone in universe going "haha wow you love carrots huh"
The accelerated release of Kitasan Black's Support Card is one of the big talking points around the global server, since everyone obviously wants her. But the way I see people talk and stress over this release leads to believe a significant percentage of people have fundamentally misunderstood the common advice to save for her, or have been terribly misinformed.
If you do not think you can save the 200 pulls to guarantee her card, or you can just barely scrape by, then forget about it. When it comes to games like these, when making decisions about spending resources you should always, always assume the worst. It will take 200 pulls to obtain one copy of her support card, and at 0LB it is just objectively not worth it. You've probably heard people say this before, and a 0LB SSR isn't "not worth it" in some opportunity cost or resource cost sense, or any other kind of poorly defined figurative sens. They mean it in a very real and quantifiable way. A 0LB SSR objectively gives less stats, less percentage boosts and less power than a 3/4LB SR, and given that we are pulling 200 times for 1 copy of an SSR you are almost certainly going to acquire more powerful SRs than the 1 SSR you will obtain by using these exact same resources.
>Cont
>>530519614No, you could have 0 Energy but it wouldn't matter. What matters is if you do 3+ races in a row since you'll have a chance of getting negative conditions.
I roll for who I want bitch, might dump a few 10 pulls right now for Bourbon's banner.
>>530519826this is why late and end runners have a speed skill, because you need to build power on them not wits, retard
i don't know why you guys think umas are here they're busy training every day and we would never bother you guys
>Tectone playing Uma
See, I don't give a damn about eceleb either, but as an Arknights player since day 1, this guy can actually bring destruction to a game's fandom, his fans are among human with the lowest IQ on the planet . We must gatekeep.
>>530520015go ahead and tell me how long it takes for a 1200 speed 600 power horse to reach max speed right now you stupid fuck
now do the same thing but for 1200 in both
you're fucking RETARDED
I thought people still liked Arknights
>>530520064It's already too late. Asmon already did enough damage.
>>530519624air groove is who you are looking for methinks?
>>530520108>r*ddit spacingyou lost buddy your opinion no longer matters now
>>530519834Uma has almost zero worldbuilding and that's a good thing, leave it to anons to wax poetic about how uma society functions.
>>530520116it still has a relatively strong fanbase as far as im aware
they have some nice horses
>>530520241now post that without crying
>>530520116I still love NTR from Arknights.
>the only people shitting the thread are the people complaining about the "e-celebs" shitting the thread
hmmm i wonder how can we fix this
Iโm daily reminder horse pussies are too wide for human cocks. They wonโt even feel anything.
i remember JP server gives a lot of free stuff, i just login and roll i was swimming in SSR, i wonder if global will be the same
ecebel worshippers deserve the rope more than gold ship
>>530520064Just don't give him negativity, the greater limbus company fanbase was welcoming even so he stopped after a few streams.
>>530520057agreed
why would a silly Uma be here with all these pent up trainers
surely there's no uma sexually deviant enough to come here
surely they'd sooner fly than be in such an environment
>>530519834I think its mostly just theorycrafting that originated out of the jp fanbase, based on the fact we never see her ears or without her hat mixed with the fact her dress is too long to see a tail if there was one under there.
That and she is based on a real life horse.
Tazuna is in the same boat in that regards iirc.
>>530520116>mixed toilet gachano.
What did Golddhi ever do to you?
>>530520397You just want somebody to post the mares addicted to human cock screencap.
>>530520116People love arknights, hate tectone
>>530520397Good thing i dont fuck horses
is there a list somewhere or all turns an uma get on her gameplay? I'm stuck on a character I wanna plan properly but i dont wanna waste a run just typing down what it is and its mandatory races and shit, someone is bound to have done that already
>check plebbit reception out of curiosity
>it's a bunch of normalfags self-flagellating over enjoying the game desperate to not be lumped in with 'weebs'
>waifus are misogyny ahktually
>if you like the girls, dialogue, aesthetics, music literally anything except the gameplay you deserve to die because that's not allowed
I will never make the same mistake again, I hope the Western streams move on to the next big thing ASAP, this is negative attention.
>>530520108did you win yet with matikanefukukitaru
>>530520064every time i hear his name i remember that faggot moved to my state
the leafs didn't want him, so he moved to pooinloo center of the region
>>530517465kek that's amazing
>>530520505Damn bro you're pretty lost, here you go. >>>/vmg/1755992
>>530520116or rather i just don't care about it, theres like billions of grim dark edgy post apocalyptic word salad gacha came from china before 2020
only after genshit came out the chinks start to move away from that "look we weeb can be cool too!" theme
>>530520508I asked for a suck, and she give me a circumcision
>>530520640the two sides of the coin
global survives, but at what cost
the calm will return when the next big thing drops and all the grifters move on umabro
Sex with horses. Ooooooohhh.
The only gacha streamer I watch is lacari.
>>530517569>don't roll for cards so your deck sucks>barely winning URA with 3 clocks used>enter MANT with 0 clocks in inventory>can't complete a single career no matter the umaThis is your future.
>>530520751Just harden the fuck up and your foreskin is safe.
>do a pace chaser run
>don't get gourmand and speed star from support events
>do any other run that isn't pace
>get gourmand and speed star
Is this game trying to piss me off?
>>530517820Teio naizuri
https://x.com/takapachi_com/status/1942533135364939930
>>530520640It's our fault for not gatekeeping properly.
why couldnt the URA have two turns between each race...
what if instead of the Director putting a sack on your head and leading you to a big dinner she just took you to her office and when the sack on your head is removed she's wearing very sexy lingerie and sat on the desk presenting?
>>530520672wtf vmg is based?
>>530520402seeing how global only get 50 carats instead of the usual 1500 on JP when they fuck something up, no
>>530520870rest
rest
sneak in a wit maybe
i bring the ultimate truth
from hags come cunny
from cunny to hags
both are necessary so that all men are happy
>>530520894I would say 'eh nandatte?' and leave the room
>>530520894"Sorry im only attracted to umas"
>>530521163well good thing that she's an
>>530520813fuc
is this true, guys
nooooooooooo
>>530508396How did your wind up beating career focusing on that
>>530522280isn't that the standard spread for bourbon at the last race? I only just kinda gambled on stamina because swinging maestro wouldn't show up right until the end, I would've gone for more speed otherwise
>one default G rank bakushin on sprint
>my four other best racers specialised for mile, medium, long, and dirt
>go 4-1 every team trial
That's the real secret isn't it?
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