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>>530537760 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ -The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game
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Dess calling Gaster "unc" and telling him to "sybau"
woke shit in my deltarune?
Deltarune needs more fart jokes
Toby is letting the Mother franchise down
Kris, Sunny, and Brad walk into a bar
>>530563384 (OP)dess was BETRAYED and TRAPPED by kris in the HYPERBOLIC SHELTER
and now she's BACK for REVENGE
Dess should be a bit fat to nuke 99% of fan designs.
Susselle is going to happen even on the weird route and so many people will seethe, it's gonna be glorious
Forced cakes down Tenna's mouth (the Mikes are trying to cheer him up again)
>>530563680Sunny kills himself and then Brad and Kris stand at the bar in silence for a few hours
>>530563749Except I'll be piloting Noelle like a flesh puppet when they kiss
Kress, but Kris is the predator in the situation.
Noelle anchor post. Reply to this post with Noelle.
>>530562160New greentext idea: Dess comes over to do some more doelesting but gets so disturbed by Toriel's parenting she decides not to and just comforts Kris (nonsexually) this time instead.
Raping Kris is required for the good ending
All Kris ships are STRAIGHT
>>530562230Y'know, I forgot that Blood Crushers 3 was one of the movies she wanted to watch.
She also clearly watched Blood Crushers 2 given the talk with Noelle.
I wonder if there's going to be some more significance to that series the way Dragon Blazers got.
The "severed hand" thing seems to tie in heavily to all this stuff about missing/losing a hand. And from Noelle's blog, apparently "Raise Up Your Bat" is from a band called "Blood Crushers The Band".
NEW THREAD, PLEASE DON'T POST ANY KRIS ASS!
>>530563921wtf I love dess now?
>>530563926You should be punished for posting this gif
>>530563680Kris and Sunny make out and make plans for a double date with their boyfriends
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moomin'
Why is every girl in hometown the same?
>>530563921Bullshit! Asriel is a Yoshifag.
>>530563881Hair looking big and curly there
Backstab Susie and Ralsei and you get to lick my armpits, Kris
>>530563921starting to see why she preferred kris
>>530563928BRO IS THERE ONLY ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FICTION MEDIA IN ALL OF MONSTERKIND THAT JUST KEEPS GETTING RECYCLED OVER AND OVER OR WHAT???
THIS IS FUCKING WORSE THAN MODERN HOLLYWOOD'S OBSESSION WITH REMAKES AND LATE SEQUELS
>>530564017What gameplay style could a Fat Tenna mod for Undertale have?
>collects singing/dancing santa toys
>owns a katana and uses it as cooking utensil
>turned her kid's paper snowflakes into metal shurikens
Carol is so fucking goofy
>>530563926ALL ships are schizo headcanon pushed by the mentally ill. Go back to DeviantArt, freak.
Fun gang?
BABIES.
Step aside for a REAL hero.
>>530563926Suselle turns Kris into a Cuckquean, that's not very woke of Toby
>>530564180No, there's also cat petterz. There are two pieces of fictional media.
Tennafags have FLED from /utg/
I had a dream there was a SOUL mode where you swung a bat around to deflect bullets. Dess mechanic leaked?
Remember to keep your goats on a leash
>>530563921Okay but seriously, dorky innocent Asriel and the rebellious tomboy with a baseball bat make a really cute pairing.
>>530564286Took her to karaoke
>>530564180That's not what I was implying there.
Dragon Blazers is based on Lord of the Hammer which is based on the Prophecy.
Blood Crushers isn't going to be the same way, but I'm saying maybe it's implied symbolism is meant to tie into Dess or Kris more. The stuff about losing a hand and it being some kind of horror movie.
>>530564180How is Gerson not the richest monster in the Deltarune planet? Apparently he's the only one who ever came up with a popular franchise.
>>530564129Nice reference
>>530564308>LuigiYou have little brother syndrome. Might as well post Tails
>>530564286I fear Holiday family ninja style
AU where Kris is 5% less antisocial
>Noelle: Fahaha, yeah, it was kind of just... You know. Forced.
>Kris, exiting the closet: What I thought we were friends
>Noelle: But you left after Dess disappeared and seemed like you didn't like hanging out with me as kids like you were Forced (in yellow) to be friends with me
>Kris: Actually I did care and like you I was just kind of messed up and autistic as a kid and then after Dess disappeared I got depressed and maybe met her ghost or something
>Noelle: No I'm sorry too I should have tried to stay in touch more but my character flaw is being meek and avoiding confrontation I do think of you as a friend and I'm very glad that you think so too
>Kris: It's OK I'm glad we got that sorted out also Susie I was working for the Knight this entire time but I'm a good guy now here is the guitar with the code and also the red heart is a separate person but you can be friends with it too if you want
>Susie: Sweet
>>530564315Cat Petterz is about the tail of hell part of the prophecy. Monster culture is completely prophecy-centric. Humans probably think it's weird as fuck.
>>530563928I'm more interested in what it means that Susie seemingly has never seen or played any of the originals, only the sequels
Like you figure it's about how she's a Deltarune OC with no real presence in Undertale, but what does that really mean?
>>530564286In weird route Carol is going to do a sick flip off of the town hall and decapitate herself with a noose to teach the soul a lesson.
Also to consolidate her milf powers in to a timeline where she matters.
I love fish
So, so much
So fucking much
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ok guys im gonna draw the soul groping kris
>>530564332Fujos tend to be less deranged than the rest of the /utg/ posters so they leave early. By the end of the wait for Chapter 5 it's going to get really bad
>>530564286carol's legitimately one of the goofiest motherfuckers in hometown, she's great
>>530564180>um, where's the Monster Cinematic Universe?? how am I supposed to be immersed when characters only reference a handful of works that players can easily keep track of and ascribe meaning to? why haven't they addressed Monster 9/11? ding!
>>530564525he can expand to fill up the empty space other TennaCOWARDS left behind
>>530564569Thank you for your service
>>530564286>>530564638We just caught her in a bad mood.
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>>530564569Nice, what sort of soul type are you going for? Gigachad soul? Cartoon arms? Possession making Kris masturbate?
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Missing a hand is an evil dead reference
>>530564286She is going to have the saddest breakdown of any character in the game when her evil (?) plot goes down the drain
It's gonna be such a good fucking scene I can TASTE it
>>530564638>>530564767She is absolutely the type of middle-aged woman who is constantly straight-faced and very clever with her sarcasm
COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE
>>530564407>>530564690I'm actually astounded at how fucking terrible some of you guys are at taking obvious jokes.
>>530564286I hate this art, she doesn't look all sexy like this she's the live action Grinch
So do you think there's going to be much sober regret when the dessfags realise they've been jacking it to carol the whole time?
If Dess is taller than Sans I will riot
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>>530564886I didn't think about that, she could have such a cute cry redemption arc.
>>530564984Bro Sans is a super manlet
He's like the same height as Frisk
No way Dess isnt gonna be taller
>>530564949Do you not know how autistic this general is?
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goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>530563881I love these two so fucking much and I don't understand it. I don't even like shipping, but something tells me these two need to be together.
>>530564634I ship myself with Spamton and Tenna, I'm staying.
>>530564697He will.
>>530564865What does that make the Necronomicon in Deltarune? The prophecy? The DELTA RUNE itself? ...Ralsei's manual?
>>530565137If Dess is not shorter than or of equal height to Sans I will riot
>>530564180All pieces of human fiction are just recycling Mesopotamian cosmology. Why are humans so lazy?
>>530565216>I'm stayingYou'll understand how bad a decision that is soon enough
>>530564772Does Undyne vore count as sushi?
Are anti-Suselle posters the most consistently pathetic posters still around?
>>530563881How much do you suppose Noelle actually likes Christmas
>>530565191Good night and sweet dreams, fren!
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stupid...
>>530565191Night night sleep well
Carol is gonna unsheathe her katana in the dark world and it will be comedically long
Like twice the length of Sephiroth's Masamune
>>530565467suselleshitters are the only posters consistently wrong, had a shitfit over canonicity for four years and pissed gravy when ch4 came out.
suselleshippers do not care about story or how anything implies anything, but arrogantly think that their route is the right one.
Ooh Toby, Suselle could have been a truly perfect doomed yuri ship, bringing forward the dorkiness of Noelle and the gremliness of Susie to its full potential...
>>530565774>this pathetic postGuess I was right.
>>530565361I've outlasted worse.
here lies gaster
you can tell its him because we put his name on the stone
>>530565467Suselle posters can't even handle cuckelle memes, unless chapter 5 comes out soon the ship is going to get roasted online.
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>>530563881>https://youtu.be/-drXtC53Kwc?list=RD-drXtC53Kwcwhy does this track slap so hard
>>530564286Carol has too many caring mother characteristics to be evil, plus why would she call kris as herself and not the creepy voice at night to tell him when noelle wants to go to the festival? It doesnt add up
Unironically im expecting rudy to be the knight, he is the one dying to manifest like a living corpse in the dark world
>>530565990Stop jerking off to your fantasies so much, cuck anon. You're starting to confuse them with reality.
>>530564353I would never forget
>>530563881I wonder if Noelle's encounters with crazy Dark World-esque glitches and mystery eggs is going to get talked about in-game at any point
>>530565849sorry, but weird route is absolute kino.
is it the morally right?
no.
can my conscience rest knowing what i will do or have to do to make it work?
yes. especially since the alternaive makes my skin crawl.
I AM NOELLE HOLIDAY
THE HAPPIEST KEK OF THE TOWN
>>530565849Nta, but
>no argument >herr durr I'm right your wrong SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPThis isn't the own you think it is.
>>530566246>this world salad about literally nothing I saidThe derangement continues
>>530564926how can she be straight when shes with ruddy????
>Kris... are you there?
>Then, I'll just leave a message.
>You are going to the festival tomorrow, aren't you?
>I just wanted to confirm.
>Noelle said...
>She's really looking forward to seeing you.
Meanwhile Susie taking Noelle to the festival is just to spite Carol
>>530565774>suselleshippers do not care about story you don't care about the story if you think suselle isn't the intended story path
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>>530566295anon's probably a woman, becuase the argument is more retarded than usual.
even the ralseifags that gooned themselves into a state of dehydrated delirium speak more sense.
chapter 5 showing scenes of noelle having fun at the festival spliced in with scenes of rudy in his hospital bed struggling and then by the end it shows empty hospital bed
>>530566295The guy spazzing out about a ship and jerking off to a bunch of fantasies about how mad the people he doesn't like are isn't pathetic? I don't know, anon. Seems like a solid argument to the poster being pathetic.
>>530566572Kris has got a GUT
>>530566462>more delusion and wild assumptions based on nothing but your own weird headcanons about random anon postersYikes.
Noelle isn't a cuck.
She's the smart car smashed between the two semitrucks that hit each other in a head-on collision.
The ONLY good ships are
>Krissoul
>Soulsie
>Ralsoul
>Soulelle
>Swan boat x Thrash machine
>>530566668first time talking to him? he's always like this. he'll accuse you of being gay next.
>>530566438"intended"?
now you're reaching.
i think what you mean is what you believe will be considered the "happy ending".
but what is a happy ending if you are not?
your treasure is my trash.
alright here is (you) groping kris
>>530566681Anon I understand what you're getting at but surely Kris does not count as a semitruck that kid is 2 feet tall
>>530566827What the actual fuck is this schizo ass post lmao. You're trying to sound deep but just sound retarded instead.
Yeah dumbass, the happy good ending is the intended route.
>>530566921He weighs as much as one
>>530566915I'd clap their cheeks.
>>530566921Feel free to adjust that scenario depending on what your headcanon weight's are for all the characters.
>>530566915BUENOS DIAS KRISTOPHER
>>530566970Toby really knew what he was doing. Every girl is taller than Kris.
Stupid
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>>530566761Don't be greedy you piece of shit soul.
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>>530566795i mean, its /utg/.
the women here are not gay, just mentally ill.
and the men here are usually gay AND mentally ill.
>>530566681she's not a cuck because she doesn't like to watch, but does anyway.
>>530563881>>530567117https://files.catbox.moe/b14rq6.mp4
>>530563892>Dess calls out after knocking on Toriel's door for the fourth time>Still no answer>She says fuck it and lets herself in>Toriel is so drunk that she barely registers Dess at all>A spilled glass of wine is at her feet>She tries to mumble something, but she's too drunk to make sense>Dess cringes internally>She knew the divorce stuff was gonna be hard, but seeing Toriel like this is uncomfortable>She puts it out of her mind, letting Toriel know she'll take care of Kris for the night>*knock knock* "Kriiiis!">She opens his door herself, already knowing that he won't open it for her>Kris is sitting on his bed and sobbing>It's this weird, half-silent crying, like he's trying to keep quiet but can't stop the tears>His room is a mess, bottles everywhere>Bits of broken glass are strewn all over the fucking place>It smells more of alcohol than the living room did>Dess suddenly realizes the only drink in the living room is the spilled wine glass at Toriel's feet>The only acknowledgement he gives of Dess being there is to move to the edge of his bed for her>...>Dess feels sick to her stomach>She approaches him carefully, crouching down to his level>"...Gosh, Krissmas. It's okay.">She reaches out, Kris flinches until her hand goes to his head rather than his pants>She rubs his head, trying to figure out what to do now>They both know what she came for, but Dess isn't exactly feeling horny anymore>Kris is as quiet as ever, save for the crying>Dess frowns, her heart aching for her favorite boy>She pulls him into a hug>Kris doesn't fight it, just crying into her shoulder>Multiple minutes pass before Kris even shows signs of calming down>Dess ponders what she should do>She sure as shit can't leave him here tonight>Now that he's at least a little more calm, she decides to try and distract him>She scoops him up in her arms>"C'mon, dork. We're gonna go for a drive."
susellecucks be like
PROPHECY GOOD KRIS MUST DIE FOR OUR ENDING
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>more wild mutterings of a madman broken by a dumb gay ship
Yikes.
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>>530566984WOE AND [Pipis] UPON YOU.
you will not get what you wish for, that's the whole deal.
>>530567117Most characters are taller than Kris in general
>>530564353>>530566063all goteposters want to be treated like this
>>530567319Your choices don't matter
>>530567013you could not handle theythem anal
>>530566761I gotta be honest
I don't think I could hold myself back from howling upon seeing Ralsei in a wedding dress. I also wouldn't be able to stop myself from carrying him off to the nearest bedroom and breeding him until wee hours of the morning.
>>530567465>And That Is A Good Thing
>>530567405I bet you're one of those edge tards that think the genocide ending to UT is canon (even though literally every bit of post game content is clearly TP). Toby is HOPE and HAPPY ending pilled. You'll never get what you want.
>>530567495Just like how the world in UT is kill or be killed, huh?
>>530567465this needs an update
Tenna swapped with the Titan
>>530566406>Meanwhile Susie taking Noelle to the festival is just to spite CarolI wonder how is Toby planning to implement this.
Is Kris going to be a third wheel in this?
Or do we get a "think about what Susie's doing" and watch them with our hands tied?
All other options would result in Suselle taking a backseat all together. Remember that Toby "tied our hands" in all Suselle moments so far
>>530567495>RalsusieThe gayest straight ship
More gay than most gay ships
>>530567638Sexyman’d sexyman
Friend's true name is Xofybot
If the only defense you can offer for your ship that it's canon and the intended route...I think your ship might just suck
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>>530567495this thread will be a fucking deathmatch by the time ch5 rolls around.
>obsessed faggot self-inserters versus gleefully evil straight self inserters versus some obscure third ship like some berdelle bullshit or ralsus or susleywe are going to have so much fucking fun.
Walter Ralseigh I got nothing
>>530567821He looks like a BIG FAT NERD.
>>530567638>not pulling the SEELE classic of 7 eyes, 4 left 3 rightsadge, and here i thought titan!tenna was supposed to be huge
>>530567785Kris and the SOUL will get up to wacky shenanigans again while Susie and Noelle interact in our periphery
>>530567604you think too much.
i never completed genocide in UT.
you can leave thinking to people like me because you abuse your right to think for gay shit like this.
can you at least entertain us with some fun schizotheories?
>>530567785Nothing will happen, then Asgore will crash out
>>530565774i LOVE you eram
I know it won't get this dark but having both Kris and Ralsei being killed and Susie having to carry on without them is a pretty raw concept.
>>530567927Gerspamt/Jackenspam/Eramton took the seventh eye in the divorce.
>King/Jevil
>Queen/Spamton
>Tenna/Knight
>Titan/Gerson
>Carol/FRIEND
>Kris/Seam
>Angel/Gaster
Why the fuck do I need to "recruit" darkners?
Why the fuck are they trying to kick my ass to begin with?
You're the inanimate object. Fucking do what I tell you.
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>>530568058I love this obvious flowey-bitch so much that i am doing his arena.
i can't get the floor pattern to work...
>>530567860we're gonna have people complaining about dess and people jerking off over dess all the way to the finish line
>>530568108Susie is the biggest threat to the villains at this point and I can see her getting killed off the most.
She's Kamina.
>>530567785There's a couple of options here
>Carol bans Noelle from going to the Festival, Kris and Susie sneak into the Holiday place since they need to get the guitar, Dark World created there>Noelle gets out somehow, sticks with Kris and Susie, this opportunity is used to set up some other interpersonal conflicts (Catti sees Noelle with Susie and is pissed off, whatever's going on with Berdly) and maybe we'll get a big scene where Susie finally asks what exactly their relationship is like for some more backstory lore dumps>Noelle gets out somehow, Kris excuses themselves to "let Susie and Noelle hang out" but really to do Knight stuff, maybe Kris will even forcibly think about Susie to do stuff off-screen like they did in chapter 4 to navigate to her for the Gerson statue fight>Susie is banned from the Festival because she's suspected of destroying the church and things take a turn somewhere else entirely
>>530567860Kralsei UNDEFEATED
>>530568241>Why the fuck are they trying to kick my ass to begin with?Most of them are in cahoots with each chapters antagonist. The church darkness think you are the knight.
>>530568108Instead Kris will betray Susie and Ralsei will accidentally reveal that he knew what Kris was up to the whole time so Susie tells him to fuck off too.
>>530568235*rape skeleton
*rape skeleton
*rape skeleton
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>>530568396Black. Nails.
Monthly check-ups for you.
>>530568241[%&€#] YOU I WON'T [Doowop] YOU TELL ME
>>530568331people complain about shit that is not intrinsicly gay because they're mentally ill.
i just think the weird route is uncomfortably kino.
the only low-point being that spamton can't be in ch3 and that kris didn't high-five susie.
everything else seems to be intact.
>>530567860berdley x kris is going to be canon and fun and all 4 or so of us on the planet who go that route will be the only truly happy ones
>>530568380>Kris tries to think about Susie to keep you from seeing what they're doing>The date is going so well that Kris actually gets kind of pissed off, loses focus and you regain control just in time
>>530568340I kinda want this just so Suselle would perish forever.
Yesterday a coworker of mine said he was playing through Deltarune and was on chapter 2. I asked what he though of Jevil and he said "who?". Turns out he never fought the funny clown behind the door at all. Is this normal for the average Deltarune player?
>>530568710no that is not normal
>>530568205FRIEND is chapter 7
>>530568331What's wrong, anon? Not looking forward to Vriska 2?
>>530568529There's something extremely elder-millennial and SomethingAwful-goon in the flavor of this random baitposting and it makes me schizo that a Deltarune dev is behind it. I can smell it behind the acetone and the bicornes.
>>530568396i used to be on the "ralsei is a villain"-boat to some degree until ch4 rolled.
watching him cry made me queasy.
>>530568108Another art of this
>>530568710I would imagine. Normies are really, REALLY dumb.
Reminder Toby wants to surprise (you) so we will find Susie already has bf/gf but they will never appear in the game.
>>530568710I don't even know what an "average Deltarune player" even is anymore because it's such a game for secret hunting maniacs that I can't even imagine a person who just plays it through without touching the secrets but it's also a game that sold millions of copies and surely there's not millions of people like that
>>530568710It's normal for braindead people who just stick to the critical path.
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>>530568034man, I wanted to do a non-weird no-mercy route but even if you dont technically kill anyone (except I guess SWORD mobs and titan spawn if you do those optional things as well) it's hard to get myself to? i love every single dumb ass little goober and the thought of making castle town just depressingly lonely and empty aside from ch1 mobs and SOME bosses is alone enough to keep my bitch ass from feeling capable of going through with it
would you even get *anyone* from chapters 3 or 4? i guess Mike who's like tenna's stand-in for the king/queen equivalent? even one single character from chapter 4 seems like a huge stretch though; titan's unrecruitable, gerson's dead.. is it possible to beat Jack with violence? even if not, he might not come if you recruit no one else anyway
>>530568710I think your coworker is an NPC. Move something of his that he uses daily to see if he looks for it or just gives up.
Nearly every canon interaction between Catti and another character involves that character doing something nice to her for nothing in return.
>jockington volunteers to be her hula hoop
>noelle poses for a photo catti wants for her cd
>noelle pets catti because catti wants it
>noelle watches movies with catti despite admitting catti is an annoying sperg who overanalyses everything in them
>jockington goes to church with her family in her stead
>catty writes a song about how much she loves catti
>her parents are both nice and constantly praise her
Despite this, Catti is a whiny sourpuss.
What the hell is her problem?
>>530568880I want to surprise Toby by putting cyanide in his soup.
>>530569020She's a teenager
>>530569109Robert Ford Fox II microdoses every type of poison known to man just so he is immune to any of his fans secretly poisoning him
>>530569020Catti was a Berdly all along...
>>530568235https://files.catbox.moe/mldg4w.mp3
>>530569181CO
He won't even know what hit him.
>>530569165Kris has legitimate things to complain about thoughbeit.
I hope he gets his own extra big room at the castle :)
>>530569020>for nothing in return.got jockington his hat back.
probably helps jockington with his homework because he's retarded.
helps get her family out of the tree when they get stuck
works as a waitress at the local diner to help her family get some cash while her layabout sister just writes music.
helped kris research demons before he got what he wanted and abandoned her.
Toby will not continue to shipbait everyone until the last chapter, r-right?
Asriel is Undertale fan...
Dess is deltarune fan...
Power couple...
>>530569469>roomHe gets his own castle.
>>530569020She throws frisbees for Jockington and I'm pretty sure he likes that, although even Catti isn't sure why he's friends with her ("Don't know why.")
She teaches Noelle protection spells which probably don't work but from her perspective she thinks she's being helpful
She has a job to help support her family while her adult sister just plays the uke and drinks alley milk all day
Also in chapter 4 you see her right there trying to help her parents get down from a tree
>>530567224>Usually, she kind of likes the way Kris just lets her do things>Tonight though, it's making her more sad than anything>She intentionally carries him out of the house with Kris facing away from his mom>Buckles him in the passenger seat of her ratty-ass pickup>It only takes two attempts to start it>The noise of the engine masks the awkward silence a bit>For a while, Dess just drives around town, trying to figure out what to do>She ends up stopping just past the dirt road to the lake>She grips Kris' hand tight and takes him on a walk around the woods>She does all the talking as always, but Kris isn't sniffling anymore>Eventually, they end up back at the lake itself>"Hey, Kris. Watch this." >Dess picks up a flat stone and tosses into the lake>It drops directly into the water with a "bloop">Dess looks irritated>Kris snickers>The sound immediately shifts her mood>"What's that, huh? You say something, nerd?" >She chases Kris around for a little while, both of them laughing and giggling>Dess just collects the boy when she gets bored of pretending to chase him>He doesn't seem to mind>Dess sighs, Kris still feeling light in her arms>This wasn't exactly what she wanted to do with her free evening>At least he's feeling better now>She takes him back to her house for the night>He plays games on her PC while she hangs out and listens to music on her bed>Just as Dess is starting to fall asleep, a new weight on her bed stirs her awake>Kris cuddles in close to her>She puts an arm around him>Dess gets the first good night's sleep she's had in a long time>She decides then and there to be nice like this way more often
>>530568108they won't actually die (at least not both, ralsei might) but i think a big part of the rest of susie's character journey will be having to more fully accept that ralsei's 'not real' + learning that Kris is also not really who she thought he was, basically grappling with the fact the 2 good close friends she finally was able to make are both "not even real"
obv i do expect at least kris to be able to eventually become his own person enough and obviously will be susie's friend for real but that might not happen till the very end, and worst come to worst he might have to 'go home' to another dimension or some crazy shit and leave her alone, but him and ralsei would comfort her and really butter her up about being able to live without them and make plenty of new friends all on her own
also she should at least have the rest of the lightners her age which she'll hopefully be legit friends with by the end -- obviously noelle, but probably would actually really like hanging out with even berdly with how much she already knows him even if she'd pick on him a lot, and hopefully at least catti/jock too by the end lol (but seeing her awkwardly try to hang out unironically with berdly in particular would be fucking adorable let me pretend)
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>>530568396Truth nuke
Kris WILL be taking Ralsei to the festival
>>530569190I don't get it
I want Toby to add the other chapter 3 minigames to Castle Town so it's not just the rhythm game. I don't care if it causes chapter 5 to be delayed to 2040.
>>530568340i feel like Dess was already Kamina but moreso to Kris and Noelle's Simon, Susie's more like an alternate-kamina like Kittan that.. hopefully won't also die, but if she did it would 10000% be in a manly badass sacrifice at the end like him
>>530569720I thought that was Noel
>>530564485But what if Kris was 5% more antisocial instead huh
>>530569673>option to ignore festival and instead hang out with RalseiMy heart would explode.
>>530569720Honestly, it's no wonder she's attracted to things that scare her. Most of her core memories involve being terrorized
>>530569586canon Dess and Kris interaction
>>530568529Playing with dolls, you say?
>>530569787Kris is being a little shit (and we love them for it)
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>>530569673let me correct you there:
i am very certain that ralsei and susie had a whole section of him being sad that he can't be with her and how he does not considers himself a real friend or even real and how he feels that he shouldn't have any personality, wishes or desires of his own because he is supposed to be a servant to lightners.
ralsei CANT go to the festival, but susie will bring the festival to him.
ralsus will be real in ch5 and kriselle will also be more real in it.
oh and cuckgore.
>>530569839then snowgrave is mandatory
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>>530564286no its because the holiday house is a homestuck reference to the lalonde house, which itself is based on hussie's parents house
post your favorite townie
>turn on switch
>deltarune update queued
whats in the update
>>530569020she's literally an edgy teen girl she can't show or reciprocate emotions or feelings but she definitely feels them and is appreciative. kinda like kris but actually talks lol
>>530570290Ramb twerking update
Heavy Footsteps is so fucking good
With how tame Susie's reaction to all Darkners being fake was in Chapter 3, I can only feel like her only reaction to learning about the SOUL being it's own thing would be like "Sweet, now I have two friends in one!"
>>530570290the kris fuckdoll in the cuckold route scene was removed where you can listen on noelle telling susie how much of a non-importance you play to her.
>>530570357Restraining myself from making a fat joke here but it's not easy
>>530570317>but she definitely feels them and is appreciativeheadcanon
>>530570290Full Sans/Toriel sex scene in the living room
>>530570150>carol holliday is literally hussie's mom>carol is also literally bro>dess is also literally hussiewhat did toby mean by this
>>530570182Dreemurs are deviant towards scaly women
>>530570406I think under the most ideal circumstances this would be the case, but there's no way the SOUL reveal isn't going to come packaged with Kris' betrayal or something equivalently traumatizing to fuck everything up.
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>>530570150>>530570529Guys did you know that Sans from Undertale is Ness? Earthbound is a piece of media Toby is inspired by, and something Toby worked on was also related to it.
>>530570182Aside from the INTERESTING COINCIDENCE guys? I am quite fond of Alvin and I hope his dad's message gets through Susie's penmanship
>>530570484By all means, man, don't let me stop ya.
>>530570406Susie is actually really fucking stupid and it would take a good hour of explanation in simplest possible terminology how Kris and SOUL are not the same person for her to grasp it.
>>530564332But I'M still here!
>>530570814...who was Gerson's wife?
>>530570251catti is a main character, not a 'townie'
>>530570974The crazy old lady turtle in church in chapter 4 you retard
>>530571041erm, but that's Ms. Boom, not Mrs. Boom.
That's his sister or daughter.
>>530570649If the SOUL reveal comes with Kris's betrayal then that makes things a little easier since we can at least try and convince Susie that we're on her side
If she's really good at asking yes or no questions that we can answer by moving the SOUL or something maybe we can even convince her that Kris doesn't hate her and that there's something more going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXjxV-2pRH4
Do you think Toby could stop stealing from Mother 3 if he tried?
Anyone have that image of Kris playing pretend with Noelle using ramb and doing a British accent? I could have sword I saved that but turns out I didn't.
>>530571009I also like living in denial but you and I both know Catti is not a relevant character to Deltarune's story in any meaningful way.
>>530570970He looks like he gets fucked by SOULs and other Darkners
>>530571127She's not married to Mr Boom anymore on account of him being dead.
>>530571041I didn't play the game
>>530570763psychoanalytically, toby was so obsessed with earthbound that he spent alot of time learning the reverse engineer tool, as to prevent asset mining, nintendo had the textures split up.
and in his halloween hack, he had ness replaced with varik. a grude of some kind perhaps? or maybe ness did figuratively replace his father in some way, having taken over his life.
>>530571246post catti tetas
>>530571295Widows typically don't lose the Mrs. title.
>>530569986Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530569841We're gonna take him in whatever form he is, headband, knife, plushie, titan, anything. And so help me god if Toby doesn't give us the option.
>>530563881Noelle WILL realize who her true love is
>>530571357But not always.
>>530571208I don't have it
>>530571452Do you know the original source on this?
It's not on any of the boorus
>>530564332I have a job and other interests I can't be Tennaposting 24/7
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>>530571389you know i am right.
it'll be cute too.
>>530571339Y'know we don't actually know if Catti has big tattis. It's assumed she does, but we've never seen the front of her torso before.
Susie's idea
work hard not smart
>Kriiiis...
>I'm doing something EXTREMELY wicked.
>If you're nearby, feel my presence.
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Loser Throuple
>>530571530The twitter handle is in the picture
https://nitter.net/Kuroto_Draw/status/1936892701770989778
>>530571530sorry bwo, I got it from here a few threads back
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deltarune is pre-scratch undertale
I don't understand how Gerson thought not going to church with Alvin was somehow a way to support his son into following his dream to be a preacher, when it sounds like the complete opposite. Was he trying to apologize he screwed up through the letter
it started with an evil soul that did what it did
I don't know if Deltarune's plot will be as straightforward as "Darkners are fake and therefore sealing them away is the good ending because escapism in moderation etc" when Ralsei is a whole-ass person that's just learning how to really be friends with Kris and Susie and loves them dearly and from our perspective as the Angel looking down at fictional characters basically indistinguishable from a Lightner in any way that matter
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Kick that darkner bitch off the party!
>>530571616Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530571898Thank you, I have saved this time around
noelle is a milf connisuer
>>530570763Just because there's a couple surface level references to homestuck and they happen to be clustered together in one part of the game doesn't mean there's some sort of deeper link between the character all those references are tied to and the source of those references.
If you're a green faced coward, that is. Carol is a homestuck elder millennial and no one is safe from her cringe.
>Kris pushing Asriel down the stairs
>Asriel dies
>Susie laughed about it for some reason
>wake up
This dream was kinda cracked, I won't lie /utg/
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what was the point of this
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>>530571972come on, don't tell me you thought the cotton candy scene with ralsei and susie was cute as shit.
>i kept walking to it and it pissed off noelle>noelle feels the same way about ralsus the way i think about suselle
>>530571621it's assumed (rightfully) because she's a big girl archetype and her sister has huge cans
>>530571389If he's not going, I'm not going.
>>530572148>dreamthat was a vision
>>530571798>Was he trying to apologize he screwed up through the letterThat's exactly right
There's probably some family history that we're not privvy to but Gerson's a world-famous superstar author and the greatest teacher in the world so he might have felt that showing up would put too much pressure on his kid or make him feel like he has to be a specific way or something
>>530572178To showcase Papyrus' sick jumping skills.
>>530572178Better ask yourself "What wasn't?"
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>>530572281i'm going wether i want to or not because there is something we have sworn to do.
and i keep my promises.
>>530572348What does the turtle put in the church juice that makes the whole town addicted to it?
>>530563384 (OP)Before chapter 3 and 4. What was the most popular ship for each chapter?
>>530572227Yeah, but, like...what if she didn't?
>>530572463>Noelle will ride with meSays nothing about NOT pushing her out of the window at the very, classic Kris prank
>>530570869>heavy footsteps but it's tenna running from the roaring knight>heavy footsteps but it's yo mama running from the roaring knight>heavy footsteps but it's because the knight is fat (gorging knight)
>>530572148Anon, that's what happened in one game minus the laughing part.
>>530572224Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530572543do you also ask what if the mona lisa never smiled? what if angels didn't have wings? what if the sky wasn't beautiful? do not wish hell upon our world with a flat catti
https://files.catbox.moe/lrupq8.jpg
>>530572649is that game worth playing
>>530572148>Omori if it was good
>>530572709flat fat catti sounds like chaser material
>>530572663what's wrong? can't you be happy for someone else?
you start to sound like a snowgraver.
oh, kris kraut, applesauce...
>>530572823I feel like Toriel should know better than to fall for this one
>>530572826It's pretty good especially for the style and soundtrack but don't expect anything too fantastic. Story does its thing well though you know the twist by now
I'm mostly disappointed the gameplay isn't fun to play although it tries its hardest to be.
>>530572962Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530573014Toriel predates lesbians, it's new technology she has yet to tap into
>>530572543She would make up for it with the biggest, smoothest ass on the planet
>>530572959>flat fat catti>goth>tries to summon demons and has talismansnothing could handle the acid of that pussy
>>530572148vidrel
>>530572649>>530572870What the fuck would Kris's white space even look like anyway?
How big is swatchling dick?
>>530572887where can i find goat
>>530573154Her family is small town religious too, this is classic evangelical chud to trans witch pipeline.
>>530571857>Bodyless RalseiRalsei the snowgrave witch from Michael Hacki's elden ring
https://voca.ro/19ztUgcQcAOh
>>530573261With his theyfriend
>Ralsei turns into a pile of fluff upon being DOWNed
So is that what he is? Just a pile of Asriel's fur that Kris carries around?
>>530570947Even then she'd still find it completely impossible to tell which was which at each specific moment. Even moreso considering how often Kris hijacks an action (You) picked in the middle of realizing it.
Kris saving her from mini-Kris is probably going to be the single most "Soul=Asshole Kris=Friend" moment Susie could remember, assuming she ever learns we drove mini-Kris right behind her and almost killed her.
>>530573480but i want goat boyfriend, where can i find my own goat
why cant i just have a fat ass fave bitch sit on my dick and kiss me
is that so much to ask?
>>530573224>What the fuck would Kris's white space even look like anyway?Similar to the art therapy zone
CRACK THEORY: Spamton's valentines letters take place after ch3+4 where he is trying to reach Tenna via spam emails that he sent out to random computers in Hometown
Based on the tone of the letters, they're significantly different from how Tenna is brought up in the sweepstakes. The "damn you tenna" page has the tone of hostility and deep resentment. While these letters feel like they come from a sense of confusion(?) and just pettiness.
>THEY'RE DROWNING ME IN [Insulating foam] letter
Pipis are technically food, Tenna keeping it means he still holds Spamton in his [MansHeart].
Spamton is demanding answers for why Tenna clearly misses him but isn't letting him back into his life. It doesn't make any sense to him.
>WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR [credit card number] letter
Spamton trying to reach Tenna through his credit card number(or one from the light world) except it expired/got changed. He could also be asking why Tenna changed owners without telling him.
"I thought we had [kids]! I thought we had a [set]!" is Spamton echoing Tenna's "Mike! Rebuild my set! Rebuild my kids!" line back to him.
>LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT .vbs
Spamton sends a fucking virus to Mettaton's computer. This is his last resort.
>>530573480>>530573564also holy fuck i wish i had a bf just to do simple things with like grocery shopping, i fantasize about going to ikea with them too aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
it feels weird liking both Toby Fox’s music and Dingaling’s music because that means I’m simultaneously listening to some good shit made by a guy who knows music theory and penis music made by a guy with a demo version of FL Studio and too much time on his hands
>>530573064things will never be good for people like us.
>>530573338does jockington try to hit or did he know her pre-transition
Does anyone have a ship tier list?
>>530573857Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530573845Being able to appreciate both just means you have a deep soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOKdknTinjM
>>530573948ship tierlist or something
>>530573896The only explanations are either that jockington has been with her through the transition or he's Literally Goku and doesn't know what sex is.
Any other option sullies the jockington name.
My FUARKING secret bosses.
>>530573896They've been friends since their "first gym class" so probably since little kids
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>>530574036and you know why?
because of our avarice.
our greed.
you think you can just have that somebody.
you feel entitled to that person.
but in the end, you are just the interloper and you belong to nobody.
you are supposed to sit there and derive joy from other people's happiness.
you will always be alone, you will always be just the freak.
that's all you are and all you will be.
if you liked ralsei, you'd respect their wishes and stay on the prophecy by being a good little cuck.
the ending will shatter us.
>>530573948Sure!
>Everything else>incest ships>>>>dogshit>ralsanyone>Suselle
>>530574303>Everything else>incest shipsholy fuck what a faggot
You can stop talking to yourself.
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>>530574303>susly is better than dogshiti will fight you
>>530574302Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530574425Sorry. I'll revise it.
>Everything else>gay incest ships
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>>530574516ralsus is more real than krusie.
>>530574218I love ERAM's cigar
It really brings the desperado ensemble together
>>530574197* Seccs, Is That a , competatave dance for, Me.
* I literaly, only know the loop da loop.
* Catti, she, taught me how to. Dance that
* Never need , To learn more.
I just remembered Noelle is acting like Berdly when she gushes over Susie liking Dragon Blazer and horror movies. Except Berdly is bad and we're supposed to like Noelle...for acting the same way
if the goat wont be in light world and fuckable by chapter 7 toby fox is a hack
>>530563648Yes haha it would be hilarious if Noelle farted profusely every time Kris pulled a prank on her ahaha he would have to sniff it all up
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>>530575021literally what i said last thread.
>>530574758Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
are you ready for the girthening?
>>530563648Name every fart joke in the mother franchise that was in the original Japanese script
>>530569839he would stay in his room for 4 years
>>530574675>susie with eyelashesS tier art
Something isn't right here...
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>>530575121its time that you forget the prophecy, anon.
make your own story and seize what you want.
I prefer Crepes over pancakes
>>530563714How does this work at all with the knowledge that the Knight and Kris are allies?
>>530575021Good job keeping up the jockington theme! Competitive disability flexing is a respectable sport, and we're all proud of you.
>>530575397Typical Whimsunfag
>>530575352is there a way to do that without being fascist
>>530575489ugly shitty art
>>530575352Shut the FUCK UP, kraut
>>530575589what’s up guys, it’s trouble dingle here.
>>530569586Oh now this is really good.
>>530575589WHO touched Kris' trouble dingle????
>>530575568I'm sorry you feel that way.
For this reason, I like Ralsus. Their relationship explores the characters' strengths, weaknesses, ideologies, and helps move the plot forward.
Suselle just feels like a lesson for Noelle not wanting to let her mommy boss her around.
Krusie feels more like two idiots being bros.
But maybe I'm biased.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpq6GvptEWU
endurance test (forma de post awareness stage 4)
>>530571797It's definitely post scratch that's why the Friendly Cat replaced the Annoying Dog
>>530575882What is Kriselle to you?
>>530575882You are, but your most crippling bias is that you can just have all of the above.
Extended smalltown-spanning polycule is the inevitable fate of all america.
im winging it so good auhhhhh im winging my ding
>>530573948EASY YOU FAGGOTS
>S TierFAVE X ME
>POO POO TIERYOUR FAVE X (YOU)
NEED CHARA CUDDLES SO FUCKING MUCH I COULD COOK A TWINK IN MINECRAFT AND SWALLOW IT WHOLE!
>>530575532if your desires are not represented in a natural state of the world, then your desires can only be introduced with some sort of violence and only your aggressive determination can manifest your destiny.
unfortunately not.
happiness is a tangible ressource like power and it cannot be created but displaced, directed and moved.
it cannot be destroyed nor created but transformed.
your desire to attain it means that you will have to take it by force from someone.
>>530576193Would you huff chara's skunk musk
>>530568710>She>Never fought jevilHeh, woman moment amirite folks HAHAHAHA
>>530575589Trouble Ka Dingel
https://youtu.be/26snVBeLvkc
Bob gets accepted to cooleg outside of Temmie Village but his bitch Tem parents cast doubt on his decision and say he won't be able to live independently of them when it's their fucking fault for coddling him in the first place while he tries to learn how to be self- sufficient
Alright, so of course a 4 year wait is always on the table. But if chapter 5 does actually come out in 2026 how do you think the drastically lower wait time will affect the reception of the new chapter in comparison to a 4 year wait time?
>>530576193>dogshit take>dogshit artan ideal pairing, sir
New theory: Asriel is Papyrus
>>530576416Bro there is not a single "She" in that post.
>>530576505Papyrus is Sans so that can't be right
>>530576414that people thought this was gonna be a thing was fucking hilarious in retrospect
>>530576031I like it but ch4 made me dislike Noelle a little.
>>530576531I headcannoned you're co-workers pronound
>>530576193if FAVE X ME is top tier, then why is frisk in your image...?
>>530576393hitler lost btw
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>>530576354THANK FUCK.
>tfw my name would be "Kraut the Frau(d)"
>>530573675I buy it. I can imagine Digital internal world Spamton using the internet connection from Kris's darkworld-resistant phone to actually communicate. I can see their wild puppety eyes boggling about as they compose a virus that's 1/6th coding skill 4/6th magic 1/6th pipis.
>>530575021Berdly gushes over Susie being a gamer, Noelle and Susie use the common interest to keep the conversation going so they can tell each other about themselves over that shared interest which is just making new friends 101 I'm sure you must have done that at some point in your life
They're not very similar at all
>>530576446assuming the gamemaker fuckery is over I give it a 2030 deadline for chapters 6+7
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>>530576652everyone lost.
>>530576393Or you can do some oriental ass alchemy and transfigure yourself internally to be happier.
The buddhists were right, otherwise the europeans wouldn't keep trying to bring gurus to mass market.
only europeans that got it right were gnostics and stoics but homosuck got the rights to them first so deltarune gets to have atomicism instead
>>530576531I hallucinated it actually, my bad boys
>>530576446I think people will be even more excited since there's no massive cooldown period
I'm more worried about the wait between 5 and whatever comes next
kraut got older and lost the edge maybe it's for the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03YC9f-5ak0
>>530576929You know it is kind of funny how the brain autocorrects things you see and read wrongly on purpose sometimes.
>>530576505Asriel and Papyrus are at college together.
It's so obvious, they're friends in Undertale and Sans actually says you might see Papyrus when Asriel gets home.
Dess is a barefoot shuman.
>>530576603>I like it but ch4 made me dislike Noelle a littleEh. Fair enough. I'd try not to let fanon garbage affect a character I like. It's bad for your long term enjoyment of the game.
>>530576697>1/6th coding skill 4/6th magic 1/6th pipis.AND A [100% Off] REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
>>530570529You misunderstand Carol is Hussie's mom, Noelle is Hussie, and finally Dess is Bro.
Also Kris is Toby.
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>>530576905>buddhists were rightyou mean the part that "all suffering is derived from want?"
for as long we can seperate the "want" from "need" then i agree only partially.
because the struggle of life is not wanting to out-survive your warranty but living a life worth living past your warranty.
and such a life universally cannot be one denying yourself of want.
ralsei self-denies himself in servitude to you and he breaks down in conflict with himself.
>>530563881Doe general? Doe general.
>>530576393>>530576393>happiness is a tangible ressource like power and it cannot be created but displaced, directed and moved.>it cannot be destroyed nor created but transformed.>your desire to attain it means that you will have to take it by force from someone.This some Andrew Tate-tier slop. He probably also thought that loli is just a bodytype. Go figure.
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>>530577109Yep, after taking just one introductory course on psychology you see how LAZY the brain is.
>>530577420If you would consult the chart
ANONS
KRIS'S HAND IS INSIDE THE ORIGINAL SEAM PLUSH
FRIEND INSIDE ME!
HAND INSIDE PLUSH!
KRIS IS HIDING THEIR REAL HAND INSIDE A PLUSH TOY
AAAAAAAAHHH
>>530577630but toby, the baby is you
>>530577639Thhen wtf is their "fake" hand and why does no one know and why does it look and function like a normal hand.
uhhhhh fuckin krusie uhhh sketch
https://files.catbox.moe/ugy0mb.PNG
>>530571667>Susie Gaster was a young woman who may very well have become a mother to me! You took away her life, so don't you DARE judge me!!
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Is there any hope for Asgore?
Toby will not have him remarried to Toriel for sure.
He wants the family to reunited when Asriel is back but chances are that his plane to make everyone believe him may backfire.
But I don't think toby will be so mean to deny Asgore a family reunion.
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>>530577556you could record yourself being facefucked by your bf and i think it would still sound less mad and gay than what you just posted, my dude.
cool it with the Assoziationsschuld, because not everyone you hate is one and the same person.
>>530563881Dumb masochist deer
>>530577809I thought she fell asleep on top of him at first. Trapped under a sleeping Susie
>>530577959Not everyone, just you
>>530577809I couldn't tell at first who was thrusting into who and that's a good thing, they better creampie her
>>530576412I'd give it a shot even if it kills me. Who knows how determination, resurrection, and red soul would influence things. Maybe it'd just smell like chocolate instead of your search history made manifest.
>>530576465I need not worry about the opinions of the krautian rabble. Keep on babbling about your teenagers, hoping Toby does or doesn't make an Alphdyne 2.0 whilst I make overly long epics for the happiness that truly matters, ours. Mine and, more importantly, Chara's.
>>530576623>why friskTo cope like the good goat-loving faggot they are while I actually stand by Chara's side.
>>530577959I can tell how hard you were shaking when you wrote this. Get a grip, retard!
>>530577630Huh, maybe you're onto something here. But then. What are the Titans? The easy answer is to say 'the fans' without thinking to hard about it, but... Perhaps in this tormented analogy the Titans are those who are inspired to write fanfiction? Or the inverse, those who gatekeep new ideas?
er er er er er, i've never once betrayed anyone (shrug, wink)
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>>530575648Imagine Kris losing control to soul by answering some totally fuckass question. Missed opportunity by Toby desu
>>530578193What about your purple-haired """friend""" in Gundam 79
>>530577809ah fuck my dingle...
>>530578224i just thought of me.ogg but with stretched out fart sound effects and laughed really hard thank you anon
Surnames of the heroes
Kris Everyman
Ralsei FRIEND
Susie Gaster
>>530578193>without vaginawell, better than 4 vagina at least
>>530578363is it in trouble?
Who would win in a fight Gaster or Leshy Inscryption
>>530577896>Krisperm, where the FUCK are w- *PLOP*>*Spurmie fused with an egg>*You nod at the beautiful creation of new Susie-flavoured life
possessing Noelle during her ferris wheel conversation
>OH MY GOD IM WINGING IT SO HARD AAAAAAUGHHHH IM WINGING MY GOONER MAKER SO HARD IM GONNA DISCARD A VESSEL ALL OVER THE PLACE AHHHHHH
what did Gaster mean by this?
I am a starving child from Israel and this is my art.
https://files.catbox.moe/yv2726.mp4
bird fucks and get fucked
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>>530578304That's Sans Deltarune, this is clearly Sans Undertale
liberals
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9XBoWADsGk&t=79s
>>530577581Theory picture like this makes me think. Does Robert REALLY think about allegories THAT much. People analyze parallels, secrets etc but does creator thinks about the story that much or not?
In Chapter 5 Weird route how do you anons think Noelle will act? All submissive and masochistic towards whatever (You) and Kris do? Or will she actually become bold and start being possessive and indulge in her darker emotions?
And what about Kris? Will he be angry and wrathful trying to resist us whenever he can? Or will he just give up and let whatever happens happens no matter how much he hates it?
>>530578614Burgundy’s plot importance according to his fans
>>530578683he doesn't, he works on vibes alone
when you're good enough at creating, your subconscious makes the parallels for you
>>530577809Susie bush,.......
>>530568980If you don't recruit everyone in chapter 4 Jack fucking dies, actually
>>530578732you have two sets of dialog options, one for Noelle and one for Kris
when Kris resists, Noelle is possessive
when Kris proceeds, Noelle is submissive
>>530579009Cups can't catch him if they don't realize you are the hero's.
>>530578378If you listen carefully, you will hear fecal funny already present
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZDiqM60v0
>>530578732Noelle will likely be submissive/doting
Kris will likely try to resist as hard as he can, maybe he'll even manage to kick you off the weird route if he succeeds
>>530578732She managed to tell Carol that she wants to go to the festival with Kris so I think she's kept at least some of her mental faculties, I think she'll be a classical villain toady type (submissive to you but indulging her darker emotions, if you allow for it of course)
Kris will try to resist, especially if you start to hurt the people they actually care about (which seems to consist of Susie, Toriel, Asgore, Asriel and the Knight) or harming the Knight's plan, but I think chapter 5 is when the part that enjoyed Snowgrave which ERAM was talking about will also start to rear its ugly head a little bit
>>530578614The plausible nature of this encounter makes it ever-closer to being real. But like his theme, he can't change the future, not alone anyway.
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>>530568710Jevil is completly missable if you don't go back to the elevator that just brought you out of the basement, and technically why would you do that? I knew Jevil existed and still missed him on my very first run because I didn't realize I had to go back to THAT elevator.
>>530566761>SoulelleThat's right.
>Tenna's copy of Mantle is a romhack
>Ramb knows Kris wants to play the original version
>the one with the sword and leveling up
>In the dark world, Kris isn't allowed to use his knife nor level up by killing monsters
Who's going to let Kris play the original version of Deltarune?
Berdly will be in chapter 5.
Berdly will enter the Light World again.
Berdly will find out that Ralsei, too, is a gamer.
Another domino ready to fall...
>>530578683I think that how it usually goes is that you think a lot about it but many of the patterns are happy coincidences, things that fall into your lap and then you notice them and try to make good use of them, reinforce them and expand them and notice how they tie into other threads you've spun.
It's not a rational system where you first come up with some motif and then build things on top of it, at least not most of the time. You throw things that compel you into a bucket and then sift out the gold.
Some of the patterns people find are real, some actual deliberate patterns go unnoticed (and often this is fine because they serve more as a scaffold for inspiration), and many of the patterns that people "find" are completely unintended flukes and dead ends. In this case I wanted to see how far I could drag out a typo in a sprite name
>Kris lost their hand because they were a dick
>Berdly lost an arm because Kris was a dick
>Kris lost their TV because they were a dick
>Jackenstein died because Kris was a dick
>>530578732Toby will try to pull le epic subversion so Noelle will get out of control and overthrow Kris and (You). Unbeknown to our dastardly dog those who actually want to see Noelle get stronger will get everything they want with no downsides.
>>530578173The titans don't need to *be* anything. Dark worlds are already an allegory for second-order storytelling, with even the most clueless natives having some degree of meta knowledge of game mechanics and the entire premise revolving around the intent of that particular world's creator and the darkener's existence as entertainment and wish fulfillment for "real" lightners. Titans, as fountains within fountains and bringers of destruction, are a blunt warning as to the dangers of taking meta-analysis too deep, while their status as both challenges for the player and motivation for most of the characters speaks to the lure and inevitability of trying to meta-analyze the meta analysis.
Fighting bosses for the sake of fighting bosses *is* fun, and the game doesn't try to deny that, just like it doesn't try to deny that taking theories into schizoland is fun. It just detracts from the whole when taken too far.
Which, naturally, takes the whole analogy full circle. The titan is you, June.
>>530579405>Who's going to let Kris play the original version of Deltarune?Me
>(Whoooooosh)
>>530579606If you start from Chapter 4, Kris spared everyone and Tenna lives.
>>530579405Ramb After Not Surviving
>>530579104Noelle making Kris her bitch...
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>>530578732something clearly happened to her after we did our deed.
she will look different, i feel.
noelle's sudden interest in us is either genuine or carol forces her to go with us because she knows whats up.
if noelle's interest is genuine, she might become clingy towards kris, she will hiss at susie for wanting to have fun with him (y'know, as bros do)
susie or asgore will start a fountain anyway.
the conflicts are the following:
>asgore being fucking miserable without toriel (uses fire magic in a fit of rage and burns dow nthe "vast garden of pink and gold">catti is jealous of susie>noelle might be jealous of ralsei for being with susie (or doesn't care and will just want to get stronger)the end of the chapter will be when noelle uses ice magic on someone or something.
this event will trigger a change of weather... it will begin to snow post chapter.
all fires in the vast gardens will be put out by the snow, but the flower shop will probably be destroyed.
>>530579725if you spared them before
the implication is that Kris had no recruits
>>530579837I'd like for Noelle to show up with a hasty baddie makeover
>Faha, if you can get my mom to let me go grimdark?She did an album cover, she has the makeup
>>530579405Kris never will play the Real Game, that's why they were used up
>>530580307Deflowered Route
Can toby make a villain more hated than sans undertale(deltarune) is now?
>>530578732this might be farfetched, but I want Noelle to ask us who we really are, like
>"I know you're not Kris..... so who are you really?"even better if it's completely via her thoughts so Susei can say
>"You guys have been sitting here just..... staring at each other for a while..., everything okay?
>>530579405This animation has been in the game since chapter 1 for a reason... hmm...
>>530580406>"I know you're not Kris..... so who are you really?">My name is>D E C E M B E R
>>530580389you all dont understand sans is younger and not depressed yet
Thinking about the Twisted Sword…
Will it develop into the third route or nah?
What if the player is a woman would Noelle be even more happy in the weird route?
WHERE IS THE CHAPTER 3/4 UNDERCARDS UPDATE?
GGGRAAAH WORK FASTER YOU STUPID RAT
>>530580228i'm thinking that, plus kris' sulking shadowed eyes.
she'll be fairly deadpanned now but i just know that the ferris wheel ride has some sort of significance.
like, if there was a point of going back, this would be it.
and the moment you go on the ferris wheel with her, the route is locked in.
Fun clip art Spamton and burnt-out Tenna..
>>530580635Noelle is straight
Sans was funny in Undertale, he’s a total dick who only seems to mess with people or make jokes at their expense in Deltarune.
So THAT'S why she did it, it all makes sense now
>>530580602totally, it's the "between the lines" route
it's even between Magenta (Susie) and Yellow (Noelle)
it's the Red path, (You)r path
>Toby cut out the final board of Tenna's game because IT WAS TAKING TOO LONG
>now the chapter is too short
Nice job man
Asriel is one of the people on the phone
>>530580753He did give free pickles to Asgore.
>>530580772>Asgore rapes Dess as revenge for her raping Kris
>>530580802The Zelda boards were dragging a bit on even when there was only two of them.
>>530580753Sans having retroactive character growth.
>>530580802he'll redo it once it's done
>>530580772So Kris is freedompilled because he was raped in to it.
>>530581004those zelda boards were boring as shit bro
>>530580921Why is it called the ruins?
>USAID, too, is an acronym...
>>530580802Tenna baked you another board but he eated it
>>530581094Then we are in agreement.
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Schizo theory time (right thread this time)
>Watching analysis of "Raise your bat"
>Guitar riff is a sped up version of d.ogg, and the song also uses the Lost Girl leitmotif
>Both are connected to Dess
>During the "lost girl" part, she sings "I'm with you in the dark, with your heart as my mark"
>Heart could mean soul
>It's someone else's mark, meaning they marked Kris(?) with the soul but the soul is somehow theirs
>Kris is working with the knight, knows the shelter code, and the phone voice knows that kris needs the soul
So I'm thinking that Dess found the soul in the shelter and gave it to Kris. Likely during some moment where things absolutely went to shit and Kris died. Kris and Dess, maybe also with asriel, decided to explore the shelter. We see rations and various survival tools in dess' room and the code for the shelter was hidden in her guitar so she probably likes to do exploring and the shelter was maybe just the latest on her list. So kris is there, because it seems like Dess had an effect on kris since he entered the parental lock numbers "knowingly". The two of them enter the shelter, find darkness, and the "fear of the dark" manifests. Kris dies, dess is wounded. She finds the SOUL, which she gives to kris as an attempt to save him. But doing so damns her to be trapped in the dark. We know that the soul can shine and keep the darkness away, so Dess may have gotten taken the moment she no longer had it. Kris, with the soul and a new life, now is trying to find a way to get Dess out of the darkness.
Also, I think kris drowned. His darkworld form is blue, the song mentions both using the soul as an ark and having it guide him through the waves.
Ralsei, who's been cursed with knowing too much, doesn't change that part of the song. Maybe because it's harmless, maybe because it's harmless without the context. The part Ralsei does change, it seems, is also kind of prophetic, too.
>>530581105Welcome to the ruins!
>>530580802I liked them a lot but to be fair another one would definitely be dragging it
>>530581004You've already replayed ch 3 like 4 times anyway at this point, don't lie now
https://youtu.be/Ul0wlHgLahU
pizzapants and asgore mass shooting ending
>>530581206But why is it called the ruins!?
>>530581105Because it was left to rot after everyone decided to live closer to the barrier, with various settlements on the way of this reverse pilgrimage.
>>530581259this stream was so fucking awkward to this day i still can't stand watching even clips of it
why oh god why did toby have to use a TTS instead of just a microphone with a speaker inside the dog plush
>>530581105It's more like a ghetto actually, mostly populated by low level monsters that still count as sentient enough to put you on the evil route when you kill them for some reason.
>>530581263somebody should draw the DOOM cover but with asgore and pizzapants shooting their fellow monsters while standing ontop of a giant dust pile
>>530581276welcome to The Ruins!
>>530581112>U>Suck>Alot>Iof>DicksI was looking for a different picture to post but I'm settling for this one instead
>>530581419eating that carrot will always be a weird one, it literally wanted to be eaten by Frisk.
When is the last time Toby recorded a full English sentence in his own voice? Does he still do that?
>>530581394I imagine Spamton with a TTS voice going on Tenna's TV Time broadcast and acting like this
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>>530581112It stands for Unrestricted Spending Allowing Illegal Desires...
>>530580602Kris uses it to kill december and shit goes completely off the rails
68 days until 10th anniversary
>>530581619So that is when chapter 5 is going to drop!
>>530581191>The part Ralsei does change, it seems, is also kind of prophetic, too.His main goal is taking the prophecy in a less violent direction, of course he'd be changing that.
>>530581690I can't believe Ralsei was the knights boss all along!
Imagine making a tumblr sexyman out of this goofy loser
>>530581493That only gave EXP in the demo
>>530581619UNDERTALE
HARD MODE + MAD MEW MEW PORT + YOU CAN MEET SUZY + 20 MINUTE FRISK/UNDYNE SEX SCENE
>>530581789its just firendless catladies that think this thing is cool
>>530581789hes so hot ugh... hes fucking me.
https://files.catbox.moe/55tdb9.png
>>530581789I see two sexymen in that image and they lubby chudder very much
Reminder to call sans daddy in the next chapter.
>>530579104I like that idea. That way we can see both sides of Noelle's sadomasochism, she'll enjoy any pain that's thrown her way and be doting if she gets what she wants. But when Noelle doesn't get what she wants, she turns to hurting Kris to satisfy those urges of hers.
>>530579837Noelle being clingy is something that'll certainly be a definite. I think at first everyone in town will think it's cute.
>Aww look at that those childhood sweethearts Kris and Noelle are back together!But as time goes on and the fountain opens people will see that something is horribly wrong. Especially Asgore who presumably will play a big part in the chapter, he'll see something's wrong with his son and his best friends daughter and freak out. Probably pleading with them to come to their senses maybe even noticing what (You) did to him. Asgore may even die that battle.
The snow will probably come too, it's been everywhere in the game. Chapter 2 had it's streets being cold while the end area of Chapter 3 was covered in dusty snow. And presumably Hometown is experiencing late fall, sometime in November after Halloween. And snowfall during that time isn't unheard of the United States. In normal route it'll be a light flurry, with weird route having a massive snowstorm.
Also anyone got that image of the cut prophecy with "cold water fell from the sky" saved?
>>530581874>"You won't even notice">Doesn't even clean up the evidenceWhat is this retard doing?
>>530581874Ralsei should fuck Kris in the ass next time!
>>530581849But anon, that's half of deltarune's fanbase
Do you think Kris actually likes moss or is that just something the player does?
>>530581849>friendless catladiesI can't believe Mad Mew Mew is going to cuck Mettaton/Hapstablook and make out with Tenna next chapter...
>>530581789Pure sex, both of them
>>530581841the crazy part is its undyne fucking frisk in the ass with her futacock
>>530582090I assure you that I never would have considered eating moss until Kris brought it up, that is all him
>>530581191I'm going to trim your garbage down to the bare minimum and tell you what's going on.
The soul is december
>>530581874Why was kris dressed like this
>>530582090Kris developed a taste for the stuff after Toriel was too drunk to feed them and they tried looking for food.
>>530582252But that's not what i'm saying at all.
Would you still love fave if they were pumping your gas but accidently filled the entire tank with Diesel?
>>530581687We're going to get a newsletter with sprites from the new chapter that seem to indicate one thing but actually mean another. I'm thinking it'll be festival night which'll basically be Halloween with people dressing up in costumes.
>oh shit Asgore in a cowboy costume Woody is back on the menu>oh shit some of Kris' classmates are in weird outfits clearly this must mean they're going to be in the new dark world
>>530582275Because they're a slut.
>>530582343Will sans feed them now?
>>530582357Yeah I know. You're overthinking it. The soul is december.
>>530582365trust me woody is already back on the menu
>>530581974i don't think asgore will care about us (at least initially) the whole chapter will be about him in a way.
the other people's jealousy will play into it too.
the only one who will notice is catti, because if she is in a party with us, she will probably notice how she's off and will initiate combat with us in the same way it went down with berdly in ch2.
>Noelle, are you okay? you look different.>*ATTACKS*>What the hell!?!?>This is your fault, isn't it, kris?!>*battle initiates*AT THE VERY LEAST one person dies and its either catti, asgore or both.
and that's why i believe susie will not be our active party member because snowgrave routes were always when we seperated noelle from the group.
even kris does not want us to slip up to susie (this is why he silenced us when she asked us about noelle after le raep)
>>530582090Calling it now Kris ate moss with Dess when he was younger. Reindeer eat moss, Dess is a reindeer. Oh and Noelle specifically mentioned not wanting to fall into stereotypes about eating moss in Chapter 2.
>>530582358Yes. He would probably feel really guilty about it. But I would still love him. Sometimes you have to shoulder the financial burden of owning a fave who gets involved in whacky scenarios
>>530581478Fascinating story...
>>530581874>>530582275Kris looks like some kind of Chinese male pornstar in this
>>530582416No, Sans is just going to make Toriel worse.
The beginning of Chapter 5 will have them throwing empty bottles at Kris in the living room, where it will be possible to die.
*laughs*
>>530581690>urge to be a slut for asriel-like being intensifies
>>530582358depends, are we going to bendigo to get me green cube?
>>530582358my car is going to die soon anyways so I wouldn't be too upset
>>530582440I'm talking about puppets not penises.
>>530582365susie literally says the festival is a carnaval (and also probably halloween)
Which means that Jackenstein is gonna be back but it's going to be papyrus in there
>>530582416Yes, with his nutritious ecto-cummies
>>530582358I'd think he would know better than that, but it's not the end of the world if I know before trying to start the car.
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>>530581965He's already my daddy.
>>530582687Jackenstein literally mentions he only shows up on Festival Night. Also Papyrus has his own costume and it's what he's wearing in Undertale. If he shows up (which I doubt) it'll be in that getup.
>>530582636>asriel-like beingthe technical term is "fluffy boy"
Asgore with heterochromia
Y/N?
>>530582687Jackenstein isn't a costume, it's a prop.
His real head in the Sanctuary is the candle that makes the pumpkin light up.
Why haven't you guys started bullying people for not making new threads by saying YOUR TAKING TOO LONG it's basically like if Toby browses theses threads and gets mad when you take too long to make a new one
>>530582358As long they don't kill cashier
Spamton is from Boston, but spent time in New York City and New Jersey.
What sex meme will be in ch5? After cuck memes in ch4 he has to something more.
>>530582090it's both a Kris thing and a SOUL thing because Dess
kris wants to be a puppy cause dess treated him like a pet
>>530582896That just means that whoever is chosen to be jackenstein each festival has to koboldmaxx and have wax dripping down their head all night.
>>530582740you actually reminded me that faggots like you is what tennafags evolved into.
>>530582890Beautiful goat man with homophobia.
>>530582605>only got Asriel, Chara, and Sans correctOnce again, AI favors the white race, for some reason.
>>530582890my first thought was that he's poutring piss into the teacup
>>530582972She also named him Kris because Christmas is in December.
More Tennafags and Spamtonfags came from Floweyfags and Asgorefags than they did from Sansfags
>source: divine knowledge
>>530583043homophobic homosexual...
>>530582605art of xerovirokun and wirovirokun with fat asses when
>>530583128it's not all that uncommon
If we're talking theories, a lot of this is just extrapolation headcanon fanfic shit but I think this might be the rough outline of what happened if the Sword Route game is a partial retelling of the past and Noelle was involved with the Shelter
>Kris and Dess used to be friends who played make believe together, Kris is aware of the Dark Worlds before chapter 1
>The "original game" is violent and has you going around killing enemies to level up while Tenna's game takes away all those elements, in the Dark Worlds you visit you can't normally kill enemies
>Extrapolation: Kris and Dess used to go on Dark World adventures and those adventures were violent which is how Kris got so powerful
>Noelle was a crybaby as a little kid, someone who Dess was always looking out for and Kris was giving scares to, and someone who (headcanon extrapolation begins here) Kris may have resented a little for taking so much of Dess's attention
>How to make Noelle into less of a weakling? Bring her to a Dark World where she can Become stronger, perhaps Kris and Dess did this together but I'd guess Kris did this by themselves to try and toughen Noelle up so Dess wouldn't care so much anymore and Dess came in for the save later
>That Dark World was the Shelter because the Pointed Tail told Kris and/or Dess it was the best place to do this, but it turns out it's hell
>Noelle keeps getting told to attack and cast spells to protect herself from all the FRIENDs and whatever but she can't because she's a crybaby, until Dess gets caught or hurt or sacrifices herself or whatever and she casts a really big one that turns things from bad to worse, thus the Forbidden Path begins with Ice Magic leading to our current scuffed team with Susie in it
>Alternatively Noelle gets way more into it than Kris thought she would and together they stumble onto something really, really bad that neither of them can fight, Dess saves them but is LOST, Noelle is traumatized further into helplessness etc.
>>530583013Into? kek, esl or low iq?
We gotta balance out the spamton thirst traps with his true form
Why is Toriel the only Undertale Deltarune to have colored eyes
>>530582605Kids being taught on AI slop Undertale alphabet charts and not knowing the actual alphabet
>>530582605(e)Xploding Bunny is my favorite Deltarune character
>>530582493NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE RELATED TO DESS
>>530582605>Dess is mike catSHUT IT DOWN NOW IT KNOWS TOO MUCH
>>530582469Asgore dying would be the most thematically appropriate. The one adult who cares about Kris and knows something is going on behind the scenes dies. Leaving Kris even more alone, while Noelle loses another loved one. Toriel would absolutely be destroyed too. Even if she divorced Asgore and wants to be separate from him, the death of the father of her children would hit hard. Toriel would probably start drinking even harder, not the fun drinking, but drinking yourself into oblivion so you forget.
It's also theorized that Rudy will die in Chapter 5 from his sickness. So both him and his best friend Asgore dying would shatter any will that Carol or Toriel had left. Two dads dying in one night.
>>530582890Not canon but still very handsome.
>>530582605(e)Xploding Bunny schizoboss when
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>>530583250you have a point there.
maybe the correct term is not "evolved" but "devolved".
because not every step forward is progress.
says the man standing inf ront of the precipice.
>>530583370This + pic but the Knight is Rudy and we kill him because he killed Asgore
>>530583245>>That Dark World was the Shelter because the Pointed Tail told Kris and/or Dess it was the best place to do this, but it turns out it's hellit's a great spot for grinding but you won't survive off pure stats alone, you need some sort of guide like the SOUL
>>530583447We already had a yellow soul schizoboss.
>>530582605I love that Hathy is just Live Kris Reaction
>>530581002>Dess getting raped by this >>530582890Ashore will probably be on the verge of tears halfway through since she would be constantly cumming and begging for more. And eventually he will just give up
>>530582934He should spend time in my bedroom
>>530583080>drink pee with ralsei
SERIAL MURDERER - kills everyone regardless
SAGE OR MURDERER - can be full of wisdom but has chosen the path of killing
LOITER MURDERER - abstains from killing directly but ultimately allows death to happen by not intervening
RISK MURDERER
>>530583545>still didn't realize his mistakegegaroni
making mettaton ex do various poses is really fun he's like an action figure
>>530582890if he had cataracts he would be undodgable
>>530583329IT'S CLEAR THAT EVERYTHING KRIS DOES IS BASED OFF DESS IN SOMEWAY. SHE'S FOUNDATIONAL TO HIS IDENTITY!!!
Also personally I don't mind Deltarune being all about Dess, being about her actions and her absence. Undertale is all about Asriel at the end of it all, so Deltarune being all about Asriel's brother and the girl that was his lover is good with me.
>>530583862Why does Kris play piano instead of guitar (excluding the time Tenna forced it).
>>530583447first you have to collect the SULFUR and SALTPETER and CHARCOAL
>>530582605Taking (e)Xploding Bunny's anal virginity...
>>530582436Aren't monster souls white? And unless they've changed between DT and UT, don't really persist outside of the body like human souls do.
>>530584146Holiday SOULs are obviously different somehow with the sheer amount of pillows and Noelle being so receptive to the SOUL
>crawls out of pool of yellow liquid
>"Found her piss..."
>>530581874So does this Kris version just hang around in slutty lingerie all day? He's asking for it.
>>530583953Because Tobias plays the piano.
>>530584146Monsters Souls Are Also Upside-Down
Playing Lost Girl on guitar in front of Noelle!
Didn't Toby come up for the idea of Tenna and Spamton years before even his Deltarune dream?
>>530584305Deeeessss uuuuuuu deesssss uuu rape me dess uuuuuuu........
>>530583370This. This fan art right here. just made me stop believing dess is the knight.
>>530583576Now that you mention it the SOUL lighting up the area is probably going to be absolutely crucial for exploring the Shelter isn't it
>>530584274Eh, I don't think that's it. Noelle's just kind of fucked in the head. It's more likely they found the soul. Likely happening during the character-creation during the start Survey. Program. It'd be weird if, after all the parallels between UT and DT, that being the one super different thing.
>>530584395That too.
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>>530583370asgore dying also links it back to undertale.
maybe its expedient that he dies because asgore was just about to figure something out that puts us, our plans or the prophecy at jeopardy in the weird route.
>rudy dies after ch5how about some sort of suffercore?
Rudy is at least somewhat homo for asgore (i feel he is not very happy in his marriage), it's been known that depressed people or if people give up, their immune system tanks.
>rudy dies of a broken heart after hearing asgore died...>no more playing santa, and rudolph seeing little eyes light up with wonder and happiness...>COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKYmeanwhile, the temperature drops significantly enough to worsen berdly's fever until...
berdly isn't breathing anymore.
and thus, hometown lost four souls in one day.
Faveformers
Genders in Disguise
>>530583953Dess also played the piano. Her room's full of instruments, Tenna called her a musical prodigy, and there's a big fancy piano in the kitchen of the Holiday house. During chapter 4 if you dare touch said piano as the soul Kris will immediately snipe you from across the room with a bottle.
So from what can be gleaned in chapters 3+4 Kris learned how to play from Dess.
>Susie is the Kralseischizo
Fucking weirdo.
>>530584430No.
A potential beta Spamton design is in Undertale's art book and Tenna dates to about 2016.
Toby had his fever dream in 2011.
The oldest DR characters are Kris, Susie and the Kanotynes designs of Lancer, King and Jevil.
>>530584632SUSIE IS A FUJO??!
why is Kris a near anagram for Frisk
>>530584430Spamton evolved naturally during development of chapter 2. Same with tenna and chapter 3
>>530584738Kris is thinking of bepis.
>>530583732A wild card? Or just a liability?
>>530584823its a reference to an underground indie cult hit rpg game called Super Mario
you wouldn't get it
>>530584146>persist outside of the body like human souls doTobyverse humans are way too freaky
>>530584563Favorites wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of
The Anonymous
>>530584863I think Kris is taking a RISK by working with the Knight to achieve some impossible goal like "make things go back to the way they were" or something
Might as well call the game dess-a-rune considering the way some of you brain rotten people see the game.
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>>530584863>*that fucking remix starts playing*
>>530584707>fat, unwashed, retarded and with bisexual tendenciesHonestly it tracks
>>530585131Kris is working with the knight because they want to be a big shot and have freedom. Kris isn't some grand saviour, he's a little shit.
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I'm so cool, bros...
>>530584461It was the only image I had saved of Asgore being killed
>>530584525For maximum death and destruction Noelle's Ice Magic could begin effecting the light world, following that theme that fake things are real. Leading to a massive snowstorm that cuts power to the town fucking everything up. Asgore is murdered. Rudy dies from sickness and sadness. Catti and Jockington die from trying to stop (You) and Noelle (there a package deal Jockington's not going to abandon Catti and vice versa). While Berdly and other townsfolk die from the sudden frigid cold.
>>530585453Erm actually at the end of the game it'll be revealed that's actually Chara's soul, so yeah, you're, uh, not canon.
Sorry sweaty! :)
Within the SOUL, there was an indomitable “we’re so back…”
>>530585401Kris wants to be a big shot and have freedom to escape their promise
That's why the Shadow Crystals are all something you have to seek out
>>530585397does that mean that susie would be a tennafag if she were real?
Why are the chapter 4 npc designs so ass? They look noticeably worse, like newgen pokemon
>>530585176don't worry bwo i'm sure if you repeat it another 100 times people might just stop liking her
>>530584823The real question is what happened to the missing F
I see we've hit the "shit takes" period of post-chapter hype
>>530585616Behead all who insult Gerson.
>>530585568>HYA HYA HYAAAA replaced with extremely dorky laughterI don't know if I love or hate that
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>>530585695Kris lost his Freedom.
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Lyrics:
Let's play a simple numbers game!
One we already-
Let's play a simple numbers game!
One we already-
Pray!
That you know how to play!
Or else your light shall (fade-)
Fallen to all of these diamonds, spades,
Each of these attacks I-
Spray!
So now begins new day-
It is so-so Dark Dark, Just as- alike- to when the moon is in-
Don't look away, Don't look away, Don't look away!
HAuh! HAuh HAuh!
What can I say? What can I say?
HAuh! HAuh! HAuh!
It's just a fun old numbers game-
Let's show your soul just how we-!
Don't look away, Don't look away, Don't look away!
HAuh! HAuh! HAuh!
What can I say? What can I say?
HAuh! Hauh! Hauh!
It's a fun old numbers game-
And you've already begun to-
Play! The world is spinning now!
The world is changing how?
Who spins the world around!?
The World has fallen!
So, Curtains are up in flames!
And even yet we play-
The same old number games!
The sharks are circling round!
I see a future day!
Where fear comes out to play!
Hell boils from its cave!
Brings an end to our whole game!
Royal pawns of the roaring!
Every queen and every king!
The end of everything!
The world is revolving!
>>530585714Gerson, jackenstein and the organhead are fine, the other suck. There.
If you called Jevil "Gerbil" and nothing else would he get offended
>>530585848And the mizzles and cuptains.
>>530585984Nope, shitty Pokémon-esk designs, in a bad way
Suspunzel
Suspunzel
let down your smelly hair
Will the chapter 5 dark world just be Flower King or will it be the Festival? Will we get 7 minibosses based on each of Asgore's flowers?
>>530585528>things in the dark world affecting the light worldit already does, it goes both ways, but the rules of each world stops applying on the other, but alterations carry over.
tenna being slain by the knight destroyed the t.v. in the real world, us playing with the closet toys caused the roo mt obe dirty, the blue bead in the hospital broke off, berdly fucking dying.
if noelle were to cast a powerful ice spell, she might start changing the local weather.
>"i wish it could snow whenever i wanted...">COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY.it will fucking happen, i feel it in my piss.
you are slowly catching on to what i mean here.
thank you for being here by the by.
i appreciate this a lot.
you make threads like these actually fun.
>>530585934we need more art of kris dressed as a princess
If Underrune is really such a Japanese IP how come famous Chinese strategist Zhuge Liang has yet to make a single appearance
Might as well call the game friend-a-rune considering the way some of you brain rotten people see the game.
>>530585616>>530585848What the fuck do you mean? The mizzles and cup guys are cute, the winglades and gueis are cool, and the rest are good as well but Ch.4 has alot of stand out designs.
>>530585762OUR HEROES, ACTUALLY.
>>530585695Flowey is no longer with us
>>530586087>*spreads legs*>*a curly tangle of hair falls down ten meters for kris to hold on to*
Do you think the ability to play every chapter with no save is just convenience or part of the lore?
it's kind of crazy how much just chapter 1 of deltarune's overall gameplay is improved from undertale. it's so smoother. even the annoying dog bits feel more rewarding in deltarune
>>530585695We're saving it for when we have to pay respects
>>530586145Flower King DW will be the Dating half of Snowdin, ICE-Es will be the Snowy half of Snowdin.
We'll probably get each flower as a character but not all will be bosses t
>>530586370Convenience. Lorewise it doesn't seem like Determination does the same kind of thing it does in Undertale.
Wouldn't be suprised if the power comes entirely from Gaster.
>>530586479Nah I've gotta sleep soon
Maybe tomorrow night though
>>530586442Undertale has been very hard to go back to
>>530586282everytime i see friend i feel so happy
>>530586282How can we fix them and get them working on Deltatroon’s salvation? We need to get Gaster’s plan back into action.
so uhh
how do we know the design of dess again? surely we arent basing everything off a tumblr post again, right?
>>530586479Yes, everyone else is in a cage.
>>530586659We have literally no idea what dess looks like besides her clothes
She's not even confirmed to be a monster, IIRC
>>530586659most designs forget that dess wears a baseball cap (which might have been a pink and yellow baseball cap)
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>>530586659We have her silhouette and we know what clothes she wears based off of the contents of her closet
>>530586843ripped from the files or what?
I bet you're wondering about that hot date, eh little /utg/?
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>>530586843i kinda wish she would sit on my face now
Hopes is Yellow
Pink is Dreams
Hope is Noelle's hope for finding her sister
Susie is Dreams for having an adventure
>>530586761She has shoes made for people with hoofed feet and her silhouette has antlers. She is a monster.
>>530586930This silhouette shows when Tenna starts going on about everyone leaving. You know, the one where characters disappear one by one?
>>530585397>tennafag>fat, unwashed, retarded and with bisexual tendenciesHis name is Spamton G. Spamton.
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Made spaghetti and meatballs like my hero Papyrus, what did you guys have for supper
>>530587006I can't believe she used to wear fake horns just like kris wow that's crazy
>>530586170My ultimate schizo theory is that at some point Hometown is going to be covered in darkness. Whether in Chapter 5 or later a dark fountain will be opened in a area where the roof is the open sky, and the town will be blanketed.
Reality will become fiction. Fiction will become reality. As all the lightners are dragged into the giant dark world, while darkners gain the ability to go wherever they want in town. We'll see Tenna again, and even revisit the old darkworlds or at last a part of them.
Also I hope you weird route fuckers have been sparing after Noelle's section in Chapter 2. You'll need those darkners alive for a massive powerboost with Noelle at some point, and they'll be stuck together in the closet dark world, like shooting fish in a barrel.
>>530586651One's trying to get Kris to collect the shadow crystals so they may actually be a FRIEND. ICE-E's in the sewers and his boyfriend is drinking glue in the diner and working for free. Our top scientists think the vessel is being piloted by a deer's soul and we can't get it back because our fraud-vessel is working with that deer.
>>530587087I had a hotdog like your heros brother
>>530564332I gotta work man
>>530586597most of the fights themselves in undertale are still really fun. it's just navigating around the world is such a pain compared to deltarune where it feels like your progression through areas is so much more meaningful and smooth. even going back to reload certain areas for new interactions or secrets feels fine since it's so well put together. also being able to avoid enemies but also being able to fight them anytime is something that's a big plus in deltarune compared to undertale
>>530586949Berdly's Festival Date?
How come Dess's headband has antlers AND ears but Kris's headband doesn't have ears, only horns
Is it because the Dreemurrs are poor
>>530587169>and they'll be stuck together in the closet dark worldThis is just FUCKING OMEGA FLOWEY AGAIN.
I can't even say toby's reusing ideas, because this was probably repurposed into omega flowey and not the other way around
If we do actually get a whole-town dark world where we revisit old and new dark worlds we'll probably traverse it through the sewers to hop from dark world to dark world.
>>530587313I'll never understand why Toby took away the Run Away feature
>>530584146Some kind of Gaster fuckery was involved and there's a human soul farming device in the bunker (possibly the Goner Maker, but maybe something flowey-like)
>>530587368because you touch yourself at night
I hope that when you finally meet FRIEND that both the Jevil and Spamton equipment give you something fun
And no "Jevilstail gets an extra cameo but Devilsknife doesn't" scamming this time
What does Carol wish for? She is already a mayor and very rich.
Maybe she wants to save Dess and make the world anime with darkness.
>>530587517Maybe she's the Knight and losing Dess made her bitter
>>530587517I think we need to know about how and why Dess disappeared in the first place before we can answer that.
>>530582252Dess Soul makes a lot of sense but there's 2 major hurdles
>this forces Human Dess to also be true unless there was some experimentation with putting human souls in monsters>it makes snowgrave incest
>>530587427well i feel like the flee mechanic in undertale is kind of the only thing that helps balance with the fact that you can't really see or avoid the enemies. at least in deltarune you can just try to avoid them. i just like how in deltarune you can fight certain enemies whenever you want
>>530587517Theory #1
>Carol is in on Kris and the Knight's plan, and the goal is to save DessTheory #2
>Carol is not in on Kris and the Knight's plan, and her goal is to freeze the world in place so at least she doesn't lose Rudy too
It's hard to imagine Dess as anything but a protagonist. Her room gave off "freedom fighter" vibes
>>530582343That explains the bloodstain. Its where he grows more.
>>530582440This is Friend Inside ME
Monster liberation army, Dess wanted to hunt the hummies.
I think the soul you're driving being Dess's that was then given to Kris just overcomplicates things, the game even calls it Kris's SOUL unambiguously when it could've just kept using "Your SOUL"
If it was Dess's SOUL then what would it even mean, what would it explain
>>530587169>hometown will be covered in darknessmy false schizotheory post ch2 era hinged on that the shelter was a nuclear weapons silo and that the "titans" are titan class intercontinental ballistic missiles.
the roaring in this theory was them being activated, fired and detonated with such magnitude that the fallout causes a nuclear winter.
all light goes out, the darkness creates sub zero temps,
glowing snow...
>https://youtu.be/pCF3YY9BwBs?list=RDpCF3YY9BwBsthe world becomes a graveyard.
however that theory is immensely wrong now.
>i hope you sparedi never wanted to do the weird route in the first place.
of course i spared EVERYONE outside of snowgrave-shit.
The Friend Who Shagged Me
>>530587758>”freedom fighters” / rebels can’t be misguided or evil
>>530587758Yes, her 'Free Palestine' flag was very peculiar.
>>530564332Not at all, I've just been incredibly busy and need to actually concentrate on what I'm doing
>>530588090is dess antisemietic?
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>>530588258yeah she fucking hates grandpa semi
>>530583245Why did they bring a level 1 player to an endgame area? Are they stupid?
>>530587169>sparingive been murdering everything i can since chapter 1
ill figure it out
>>530588359Poor old man, he just wants to eat pizza and hand out eggs...
Hey cuties , goodnight tonight we are cracking Spamton which Cucktenna watches
>>530588529>He thinks Ralsei will get development
>>530588529Ralsei's personal schizoboss is going to be the Darkner version of Asgore's golden flower.
It will look like a goat too.
>>530587376Mark my words. The closet will be a prime place to grow stronger.
>>530588628Ralsei is able to, he isn't Noelle or sleepy Toriel.
>>530588529What about spamton and Jevil, huh?
>>530588529How come Kris gets two super personal secret bosses that hyper-relate to their issues but Susie and Ralsei get only one each
>>530588707>battling the darkners in castle town one by one to gain (dark world) xpscary
>>530588772Old news, they don't matter to anyone anymore. No one will shed a tear for them.
>>530588807Maybe because they're the main character?
>>530588707I used them as as a way to collect HP when I was low, so I didn't kill them all at once. Maybe that will be their purpose in the future?
>>530588865But Spamton will see their friends free
>>530588475she just keeps ranting on and on about semi being non-binary. and acted like semi was just pretending to have no neurological disorder.
in short: she thought she was being funny when she said (((they/them))) in this mocking tone when talking about the good ol' xir.
but her bein anti-semi's tick really wore down people's patience.
dess learned empathy the hard way.
don't be like dess.
don't be anti-semi's tick.
>>530564332I've been here for years, little nigga. Did you forget we're all here forever?
>>530587169Chapter 5 will 100% be where the game does a permanent shift. Some kind of big event will happen at the festival and we'll see the townspeople that were "an interesting coincidence" all end up the the dark world like Catti, Jockington, QC, Rudy, etc.
Keep in mind this chapter was so big Toby couldn't finish it in time to release it with Chapter 3 and 4. It'll be a Hometown spanning dark world.
>>530588772I like the idea that Jevil relates to the player
>Crazy guy who thinks everything is a game so he can do whatever he likes>Fights you purely for the heck of it, even calls it a "numbers game" where you lose if your HP hits 0, the same way a player would approach looking for boss fights>Is a clown like anyone who paid for an unfinished game
>>530589181>THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL.
>>530589181Since multiple Dark Worlds per chapter are now on the table I wouldn't rule that out
It's also possible that the Festival is at some area we haven't seen yet like beyond the police tape so it's still just one "room" of Hometown so things can still escalate further for the Roaring
>>530589353https://files.catbox.moe/wiwf3w.gif
How would Gerson have schized out if he had actually used the Shadow Crystal?
>>530589181I believe this because
1) Hometown itself is the "snowdin" in reverse undertale theory
2) all the townspeople with minor bit roles being on the G-list
3) Papyrus showing up along with Asriel returning
Imagine if in both routes Kris splits from us and we need to fight the fun gang in a new vessel that isnt The Vessel
In weird it's Noelle
In normal it's Giga Thrash
>>530589737>hometown is snowdinoh FUCK, this hits me right in the pisser.
>>530589181>the townspeople that were "an interesting coincidence" all end up the the dark worldi wouldn't take that list as law, carol's not on it and there's no way the katana wielding momma ain't ending up in there too
>>530588529it's Papyrus because he got identical red scarf as Flowey in that alarm clock dialog
>>530589921I dunno if I feel comfortable beating up Susie and Ralsei with a giant robot
Kris? Absolutely
Yo, I'm getting bored of this. All this general ever is is shipping wank, schizo theory shit, and bigots coping hard about the act they're somehow fans of one of the gayest games ever made. I'm legit getting nothing out of these threads. Fuck you people are dull.
>>530589737????
Reverse snowdin would be "nidwons"
It's not even close to hometown
>>530589181>chapter 5 releases>it's short>dataminers find 500 hours of scrapped material>"yeah we had to cut it due to pacing xddd"screencap this
>>530590065>Not Enough STIMMIES
>>530590065If you are not enjoying yourself then why are you here?
>>530590065it's time to go if you don't like this content because you will wait at least 6 months before anything new
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>>530590065no one's keeping you.
i am having a nice talk with anons about the future of deltarune.
>>530589983Carol was a spoiler so of course we wouldn't have known it to put it in. Same with December, FRIEND, etc.
>>530590078>Susie is getting set up for betrayal>Asgore is being kept in the dark about what really happenedI sure hope there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Kris is doing all this
>>530590065>bigots coping hard about the act they're somehow fans of one of the gayest games ever madeKingdom Come Deliverance 2?
Dess lives with me in the dark and uses me as the ark.
>>530590045Susie would be worried at first but you talk to her after and she admits it was fucking awesome, win or lose
She'd probably be upset if you DONT target her with it at any point
>>530590065>schizo theory shit,That's the best part dawg what do you want? Erotic roleplay?
>>530590320undertale 10th anniversary is in a little over 2 months and we're definitely getting something big there
What if the real FRIEND was the community?
>>530589983QC is a weirdly specific one to include while excluding other bit players like Temmie or Snowy or whatever which is why I'm so curious about what it all means
>>530590430I don't think Carol or Dess would've been spoilers, we've known about a "C" and Noelle having a mom and Noelle having a sister named Dess since chapter 1
With Dess there's the explanation that she's Lost or whatever but Carol is a weird one to exclude
>>530590065You can entertain yourself by sucking my fat cock if you want.
>>530590712Then I'm absolutely killing that fucker
>>530590451A promise backed up by "if you don't do it the world will end faster and I'll kill all everyone you know" probably.
>>530590738the last time I took an anon up on his offer his cock was like half the size of mine, he came in 30 seconds and he cried the whole time
>>530591005faggits mad we are enjoying the game "wrong"
>>530590952Can I fuck your ass?
>>530590156No it needs to be chapter 6 and consist of literally 10 minutes of content regardless of route in order to copy Mother 3's sixth chapter.
what if asgore was called asspenis
>>530591005There's a single optional gay love interest for your character, who in the previous game was unambiguously straight
Because the devs sold their first game on the branding of being historical over woke the second game walking that back got a lot of pushback
Mentioning it was practically a license to print replies at one point
>>530590065What the hell are we supposed to talk about?
We're getting new KINO fanart literally everyday
KriselleGAWDS keep eating good!
>>530590065kris isn't non-binary, only the fact that other monsters call her they has been confirmed
however mettaton is trans(racial) though (from ghost to robot), so you're right on that one
>>530588529Ralsei is not a central character he is made to be discarded. The chapter 5 schizo will focus on noelle.
The final prophecy is Hometown orgy
>>530591332noelle tail...
>>530570150shit irrelevant webcomic
>>530591454Ask Toby Fox if Kris is non binary.
>>530591332>women love the forced aspect of it>men love the cute, dorky childhood friendliterally the ideal pairing. Only fags disagree
>>530591484Bitch, if anyone is going to get discarded after being used up it's Noelle.
>>530570290they finally removed the rose
>>530591629since when did he say anything about it? he seems to have intentions to keep it ambiguous
especially since the supposed non-binary proof video just has him call kris they (from the beginning) without correcting the announcers
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>>530591768Hate needs to win for love's sake.
Assuming the Knight is Dess's body with Kris's original (probably cyan) soul kinda answers the endings well
>Neutral ending
Fun Gang kills Knight, Dess's body blown up along with Kris's Cyan soul, and Dess's soul is still stuck in the code and not saved, Player is banished, Kris dies without the red soul. Susie and Noelle both live
>Best ending
Knight is purified instead of killed, Dess's soul is recovered from the depths and returned to her body, Kris's soul is returned to Kris's body, Player leaves on our own terms (banished and meets with its desire) but keeps the gang in memory
>Snowgrave
we take over Noelle, Noelle is the Angel and is banished instead of (Us), we go back into Kris and get to control Kris and play the game forever but it's frozen and it sucks and is a prison for us
I haven't eaten anything for 7 hours.
Come on damn it
the noelle anchor post is right there:
>>530563881People in this thread have no respect
>>530591332Remember childhood friends who go on to marry have the lowest divorce rates of any kind of marriage
Ralsei will become real in minecrap.
>>530591826He has quite literally never mentioned anything about Kris's gender.
>>530592035Thanks Carol, very cool info.
>>530592035based kressember shipper
this is what it looked like when spamton and tenna divorced
https://youtu.be/oz8lMDksqiM
>>530592006Yes retard that's what normally happens when you sleep
>>530591484Noelle coming back to the dark world at the end of the adventure but it's after Susie and Ralsei had their relevant character arcs and power ups so now she's the weakest of the group and then has to confront that Kris was her best friend, Susie doesn't see her in that way, and maybe Dess wasn't the person she thought she was. She'll break before admitting any of it and try to seize control of what she thinks is "her" dream and that's the actual inferno of jealousy Gerson was hinting at.
>>530588547How can Tenna be a cuck if his ass is too wide for the cuck chair? Faulty premise, send him and Spamton to a buffet instead
>>530592043Noo don't eat the gote!!
>>530587667>it makes snowgrave incestprotecting Noelle the only way she can
>>530592264What the fuck is the point of fanart that looks literally nothing like the characters?
>>530579837>carol forces her to go with uswait a minute
why didn't Noelle call Kris? she can't be THAT mindbroken to no be able to call her supposed "love interest"
>>530592346sexual gratification
>>530592346maybe it makes a peepee hard or a pusspuss wet
>>530591294How about you try actually talking about the game? It feels like none of you actually like this game, and only see it as something to project your fanfics on.
>>530592447women aren't real retard
>>530587667that and it's just ANOTHER excuse to push your actions and their consequences onto someone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QODHktslqqs
HOW COULD DESS MAKE ME KILL SPAMTON, THIS IS SO SAD
>>530592528Yeah they are. Mad Mew Mew is right here.
>>530592429that's what i mean.
carol is either genuinely telling us about noelle's piqued interest (for no fucking reason) or she is trying to matchmake us here because she knows exactly what the fuck we did.
>>530588807because it's (You)
someone bound by the limitations of their vessel
>>530592179That was more like when Sphynx Tenna and Wiwi Spamton divorced.
>>530592583But that's the funny part. Canonly the creepypasta kid lives rent free in your head.
Did Jevil have any attributes like how Spamton was cat/puppet?
>>530592839yea, Chaos/Chaos
>>530592592Why is Carol calling Kris in the middle of the night? Shouldn't she be asleep? Noelle's room being on the second floor and positioned upward, she might have a view of the Dreemur house and could see Kris coming back, but then logically she'd call instead of waking up her mother to make her call instead.
>>530592839He has an unused Recruit entry that's Chaos/Chaos.
But the way Spamton talks about hating the Death/Scythe character, Jevil using a "skull emblazoned scythe-ax" and that Spamton also hates Jevil leads people to think Jevil's real element is Death/Scythe.
>>530592193I didn't sleep for that time, dumbass.
>>530592839Morbidly/A Beast
>>530592906why wouldnt carol call her fuckboy?
>>530592906Assuming carol isnt matchmaking, Noelle said she cant sleep with the thorn ring equipped and now her mental is probably a lot worse with us driving the nail further in at the couch, so maybe she isnt being quiet about it. This woke up Carol, Noelle either tried hiding it or is genuinely now crazy about seeing Kris/YOU again and tells Carol that's why she's still up, and Carol tells Kris because if Noelle had to wake her up at 1 in the morning for that then Kris is waking up too
>>530592906Now that I'm thinking about it, this possible viewpoint also would hold true for the parent's bedroom (we don't see the whole of it even via datamining so there could be a window on the left side), and could explain the call at the end without prescience of what Kris is doing at all times. Carol is staying up to watch for Kris and Susie to get back to the Dreemur house, sees Susie get back out and then talk to Kris, and then when Kris seems to have a crisis of faith she calls Kris with the lines about the promise.
>>530592429you dont understand,
carol needs a human to produce uber monster-human hybrids to inherit her bloodline
>>530592665>mettaton pulls spamton out of his NEO body and throws him into tenna's face>"here's your parasite back darling"
>>530588529>something from the dark wearing a friendly face
>>530592906It's a fucking warning. Carol is in on the town conspiracy somehow and she knows about the soul. So she was able to deduce that something horrible happened to Noelle due to the soul and is calling Kris essentially telling him to watch out tomorrow at the festival, she knows (You) are listening in on them though so Carol uses obtuse language.
>>530592665That kind of a person is a hundredfold more pleasant to interact with than any bitch with septum piercing who calls herself queer
>>530592906the time and reason for her calling is weird in general, here's what's possible:
>carol is not a bad personnoelle calmed out of her implied rape-induced tismfit by the time her mom arrived and seemed to show interest in kris due to what is supposed to be our possession and because she hates susie and this is the first time she utters any interest in a person she does not dislike, she immediately calls kris to seal the deal. she wants kris to spend time with her
>carol is a REALLY terrible personshe immediately recognizes the mark of possession that kris put on her, she also knows that this is important for the prophecy and matchmakes us together.
wether this is because noelle actively "wants" to now or if she is still convulsing on the ground with a soul blossoming inside her center mass is obviously not known to me.
both a possible, the very fact that she is a pushover is the reason we could start the snowgrave route, and if mommy tells her to spend more time with the rapist, she probably would.
however, maybe this is now her possession talking and from an outside perspective, she is actually interested in us, but it depends on carol's understanding wether or not carol is being evil.
>>530592906They're sexring and video calling while masturbating, obviously.
>>530563384 (OP)Someone should edit noelle or susie as Otacon saying "this is just like Dragon blazers"