#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM
Next tournament is in August.

>Older Tournament VODs
https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/

2.10 Patch notes (has a link to ranked changes as well)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xr2dnxjz8

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>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotation
Gran, Vaseraga, Caggot, Bubz
>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
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https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
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https://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
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https://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
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>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black void
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Previous Thread: >>530345873

Cag, Lowain and Vas require a shitton of fundies to win with.

Who should I play if Im going to exclusively 66L and throw and do nothing else

>>530569078
>Lowain
>Vas
no

>>530569129
zooey

>>530568838 (OP)
Am i a fraud if i can't play characters without a throwbait?

Charlotta is bottom 5

>>530568838 (OP)
>that hair style

>>530569160
why

>>530569221
This but cag

>>530569316
The rest of her moves are bad!

niggadem said gran

>>530569573
zoitards actually believe this

Imagine complaining about lowain and cag when beashit exists
Some people just are that retarded I guess

Imagine complaining about beashit when 2Bigger exists

Beashit is top 3, argubly top 1
So no
2b isn't even top 10 these days
Kill yourself

i'm so sick of getting shimmied from f.L range
For the love of GOD please decrease throw range.

imagine complaining about any of those when super jumping yuels exist

>losing to bottom 3 fox
Lol
Lmao

DA FAWKS LOIFE

>>530570715

Yuel's thick hairy brush...

I hate how fucking obvious it is 2bigger is explicitly designed for coomer weeaboo retards to just mash buttons and get results

Brother you a playing a gacha-spinoff game.
You're a coomer too.

I hate how fucking obvious it is beashit is explicitly designed for gacha coomer retards to just mash buttons and get results

>>530569945
2B is a noobkiller
there's a reason all the people complaining about her being oppressive in ranked were suddenly quiet when cygames released character usage stats.
as it turns out, this character is only common in the lower ranks and if you complain about her you're just self reporting.

>>530571263
Same for Charlotta, she's just a knowledge check.
Like come on guys, just block crouching. It's not that hard.

>>530571263
>Literally impossible to play neutral against
>Just have to wait for her to spend her character exclusive resource
>Still gets picked in tournaments
>Noobkiller
Delusional.

>>530571263
>>530571462
legit, just like cag
just know all of her setups and she's bottom 3

I hate how obvious it is Soriz is explicitly designed for gacha coomer retards to just mash buttons and get results

>>530571501
nigga she got top 8 at evo and none of her opponents showed off any counterplay. of course she gets picked in tournaments. wish I had the clip of THAT cag player throwing a fit after losing to 2B but then afterwards saying "well I never labbed her..."
stop putting tournament players on a pedestal. they often have huge egos and refuse to take advice from people let alone learn matchup specifics like that.

>>530570187
She's still an immigrant and that will never change

Is beatrix really that good or is it all shitposting

Thank you for playing in the Lobby!
I still cannot believe how much damage that charged 5U deals! And i think Vas has the highest HP in the game as well, OUCH!
GGs!

So it's just physically impossible to play against zoners if you have dash and roll next to each other huh

I have two questions
first, if I'm being cornered and comboed, what is my move? Do I try to spot dodge? Tech and DP? Tech and SBA?

And wakeup DPs are a thing right? Or is there something better I can do after a knockdown?

>>530572175
She's fun

>>530571848
wtf do you mean by lab?
There is nothing to lab against a character that can just mash normals at you until she runs out of meter
The best counterplay to 2B is to vaguer your life on jumping over her normals because she has one of the best 2Hs in the game.

>>530572175
one guy sits in the thread all day long and constantly screams about beatrix

>>530572459
>wtf do you mean by lab?
she's been out for almost a year and a half. I'm done trying to teach you people how to play against this character. figure it out yourself. go ask on a discord or something

>>530572552
Why so mad bigger?
Scared that your top tier slop gets called out?

>>530572647
>Tells you what the best counterplay to 2B is
>Tells ME to go lab

>>530572862
retard

>>530572459
>hold down back
>after mashing like a chimp the 2b player goes "wuh,, wait it's been 50 seconds and i haven't done any damage wadafa??"
>tries to drive rush in, you check it
enjoy free wins

>hold down back
>evade the overhead
>proceed to win against all lowains for the rest of time
just a knowledge check lol

>>530573248
legit, just learn to spodge the sba low loooool that's it he's a yoke character kekaroonipowachooni

oh look hatstroon is back

>Responds to my post where i say you just have to wait out her mashing like a chimp until she runs out of meter
>Yea but you just have to wait out her mashing like a chimp until she runs out of meter
There is no hope for 2B players.

I'd ask if Metera can time a f.H to hit you after rolling an arrow and/or vice versa but I'm becoming increasingly convinced none of you actually know anything about the game and just win through genes and vibes

no I win because I play gimmicktroons like cag
time to learn my matchup, nigger

>>530572428
There really is no easy way to getting out of corner pressure in this game.
Ideally you should try your best to just never being in that situation.
Spotdogging will only save you if you actually know what you're suppose to spotdodge and that's character specific.

Yes wakeup DPs are a thing but good luck getting one of those off after a safejump setup.

I guess the safest thing you can do is bravecounter but you shouldn't let that become a habit because it will kill you in the long run.

finna pick my autoplay grimnir and autofloat to gm

>>530571557
>t. retard who got hit by raw ult punch

>>530574634
>safejump setup.
huh wouldn't my DP punish their jump in this case? Sorry if this is retarded, this is the first FG I am playing seriously

>>530574856
if you see somebody jump as you're waking up, 99% of the time it's gonna be a "safejump" which will block your DP if you do one and make you block their aerial if you don't. it's better to DP during pressure strings

>>530574986
I see, thanks
I forgot aerial defense is a thing

>>530571557
Gacha coomers don't play males.

>>530575172
well, DPs are usually air unblockable as a rule. the point of a safejump is that your opponent is landing just in time that the DP WON'T anti air in that specific situation.

>>530572428
Remember that this game won't punish you for blocking, so most of the time doing nothing is the right answer. Your opponent will have to take risks to open your defense (stepping forward, throw, throw bait...).
If you're getting comboed, there is no Burst mechanic against that so you will have to wait for the end of the string. Don't forget that you can recover faster by pressing buttons so be sure to do that so to not let them get more time to setup their oki.

>>530568838 (OP)
I'm watching top ranked matches to learn vicky and how is this bullshit fair?
Look at all the shit vicky had to do only for the old man to deal even more damage with just two moves.

nyot fyalling for nyor shitpyost

>>530575584
are you gonna pretend that soriz didn't get to play the game until 25 seconds in when he finally got 50% meter where the zonerpedo had to actually interact and outplay, not just mash fullscreen?

>>530575818
you are so fucking bad lmfao
typical grubtoddler

>>530575584
>Vikala whiffed a move with 50 frames of recovery
>got punished for it
I don't see a problem here.

>>530575172
a safejump is an option select to bait out a DP while also throwing out an aerial that will hit them upon landing if they decided not to DP on wakeup. the most obvious safejump attempts are after throws, so you should never wake up DP after you get thrown if they jump. you can safejump after attacks, some characters have special setups to make the timings more consistent, but at a lower level I doubt most players are doing true safejumps

zonerpedo melty :(

>>530575584
>Look at all the shit vicky had to do
>Just brainlessly throwing out specials
Rat tranny deserved to get fucked.

>2 posts
>melty

>>530575584
kys zonernig

>>530575584
>Look at all the shit vicky had to do
You mean stand in place and mindlessly spam projectiles for 30 seconds until Soriz finally built up enough meter to find an opening by punishing a full screen range attack with literally his only option to close distance? Yeah, it really isn't fair for the Soriz.

>>530577571
>to find an opening
aka vicky wasn't just mindlessly spamming

>>530577765
>special special special special special special
zonertranny gameplay is more braindead than 2b mashing if i had to be honest with you

https://www.twitch.tv/spaghettishowdown
/ourguy/ on stream

>>530578076
>all are at least -8 on block
yeah you can just spam all of those risk-free, very braindead

>>530578442
at that distance against soriz, yes you can quite literally just spam those risk-free

>>530578442
>-8
>mattering when soriz is perma walled at fullscreen
lol
kys braindead zonernig

HE DID THE THING ZAMN

i luv sheep

>seox doing jump fireball to get in for free
erm just 236u his ass

>>530578364
I legit thought I was having an ads for some fancy ass dildo when I opened that stream

>Commentator volume: 80%
>Game volume: 20%

>>530580163
Lol, so people don't realize that they named it that because if it was something like "easy controls" the people who need them would not use them.

>>530580163
the only thing that makes vanilla better is the lack of 66L.
Just remove that and rising is an upgrade on everything vanilla did

does mom teach you how to play as a zoner? I'm already good at yuel and djeeta so i feel like i need someone to round out my archetype knowledge.

>>530580920
Versusia is a close range rushdown character who has 3 projectile specials for some reason

>>530570715
I love her

Sonic_Goon's girl on the telly

he doesn't know the match up....

THERE'S NO FWAMETWAPS
GAWEON BAD

why did she just do 70%

>meiya mitsurugi
>kaien shiba
god damn sandpeople are really uncreative with their igns

>>530583313
WALLAH YOU'RE CARRIED

>>530583313
>people

>>530583508
we love our katgawd here

>>530583674
this guy better fight back he's getting dicked down by djeeta

>>530584386
giwtwm

down to the last two seconds

djeeta is le ba-ACK

Spread'em, Ahmed

why is kat always cornered?

I'd ask a question about the game but I see there's a stream going on so the thread is just a second tab of chat where you can say nigger

>>530584849
go ahead and ask

>>530585006
Which grubba have the softest, pink, peach scented anus?

>>530585130
Tigers, I'd imagine

>>530585006
What characters barely ever use their 22 attack

>>530584849
... you know what, you're right, this is just a chat so we can say nigger
you should leave and never return
we can always do with fewer retards

>140 ping 4 rbf
same country by the way

>>530585130
>>530585170
>peach scented
Yeah, 100% the tigers.

>>530585951
Now imagine what it's like when these animals insists on playing with EU. This is why I don't play with towelheads.

you can be mice

I might UWE soon

"Uwe" is an incredibly dumb name for an attack, if you'd know German

>>530587631
don't

>>530585951
I wish fighting games just let you filter out matches with ping and rbf over some number you set. getting shitty matches only makes people more annoyed anyways

>>530588126
>if you'd know German
now why would I ever do that?

reminder that bea is STILL top 3
literal braindead slop
I don;t want to hear a single bitchin and moaning about zoners and cag while this autowin retard exists

I just had my first rage quit. My opponent left when second round began and was doing my combo.
And now I feel bad for some reason.

>>530588169
don't you start this shit again you son of a bitch

>Tororo doesn't know the matchup
No one labs in this game.

>>530588786
um this is rising sir

>>530588572
Now ragequit on your next opponent so they feel bad and then they'll ragequit on their opponent too starting a cycle of strife
yeah YEAH

>>530588898
I saw him get cooked by some Lowain too and it was just a tragedy to see him get memed on by random shit

i like tacos with extra raw onion

Why are some niggers so desperate to reduce certain fraudshit characters to >huehue issa knowledge check luuuul
?

>>530589251
i love you

>>530588786

>>530589387
because they play said fraudshit

>>530588898
>food name charlotta

I need to go out for a smoke break but its 100 degrees and humid as balls outside

>>530589837

>>530589706
It says a lot that even as the viewer watching a replay AND even with pausing frame by frame
I still have no idea if tardlotta jump can be 2h-ed by anyone not named grimnig or siegnig
They need to nerf her jump

>>530589445

>>530589445
5 reasons you love her?

>>530589837
stop smoking

>Can be airdash canceled, on hit or block, while in install.
what for? i genuinely have never seen this happen.

>>530590943
She needs it?

>>530590943
>crying about some retard overpowered normal
Shut up Sneed.
Kys.

>>530591215
>shut up Sneed
wrong thread bro
>>>/ggg/

>>530580781
>Just remove that
And ultimates and bc and raging chain loops and revert the throw range and yeah it would be THEN

>>530591215
take your meds, schizonigger. i was just trying her out in training mode and read this on dustloop. >>530591182
can she even combo off of it?

>f.h
>SOKO
>RAUGHHHHHH
>AMAI NA
>FINISHUUUU
>HONKI DE MISEMASU
>*kills from 65%*
Is it me or does Sandalphon low key deal gorillanig damage
Motherfucker feels like a gran cosplayer at times

>530591853
>not denying it
kek
kekypow

>>530592074
he does, and he does it while wearing women's shoes because he's ssssoooo fabulouuuuuusssssssssSSSSSSSSisteeeeeeeeeeerrr

>>530591853
>can she even combo off of it?
only on counterhit.

>>530592379
It's dumb because when I fight him his combos look extremely snoozefest like
Normal into Skill into normal into skill #2 into normal into raging into normal+sba
Nothing fancy
And then you realize you just fucking died from over half hp at 3bp.

Neuchgods and footsiesbros, how do you estimate the range of your opponent's attacks? Is there a trick or is that just experience?

>>530591595
nah all that is perfectly ok. The only retard shit that has to be removed is 66L

>>530592843
whiff 66l in their face because after 750 hours i still dont know my own ranges let alone theirs.

>>530592074
>>530592379
Cope. Beashit still does more.

>>530592994
Nah all that us cancer that destroys honest patient neuch, makes defence braindead and shimmies awful to use.

>>530592994
And counter hit BC
And delay tech
And ultimate meter refund
And Ferry

>>530592703
His (boring) style is to just spam f.h or f.l into meme dash into infinity wallbounces to kill you, yeah. It's actually very boring to fight tryhards that use him too because he's yet another character that benefits from walking back and just using the same 2 pokes or 66L jumpscare. If they feel adventurous and flamboyant they might try to do his dash skill randomly but otherwise it's the same pattern over and over. For being such a posterboy he's just really generic and boring to play as and play against. Just another gorilla damage shoto.

>>530593140
Beatrix now has the lowest damage output of any shoto

>>530593185
>honest patient neuch,
yeah i also love to get zoned out by ferry/metera
>>530593216
nah all that is perfectly fine
>ferry
ok maybe you have a point

>>530593216
nope
You are just bad lmao

Another episode of grub babies hating having options. Their little brains is still too small.

>Bea
>Not even going for low damage
>But all the way to lowest damage instead
Back in my day, shitposts used to try to be believable.

bea is smart

>>530593461
>i also love to get zoned out by ferry/metera
No ultimates = no ult butterfly, NO DPS for zoners
No raging chain loops = no insane damage from their insane f.ls
No bc = need i say anything?

>>530593369
>Just another gorilla damage shoto
Is he really?

Kat, Siegfried, Gran, Beatrix and Belial all outpace him in the damage department.

He does more than Djeeta and Anila for sure, but that still puts him sorely in the middle. Lower-middle even (in terms of damage not tiers).

>>530594460
>No bc = need i say anything?
yeah you just said
>you'll get blockstunned by ferry in the corner and you will like it

>>530594403

>>530594569
Forest for the trees

do people really think beashit does less damage than sandals LOL

>>530594403
Stop it

sandals is a faggot and beako is sexo.
that's all that matters

/ourgirl/ beatrix is based because she makes redditors and competitrannies seethe

>>530595001
>Forest for the trees

none of you faggots would even play beashit if she weren't top tier be real now

>>530595907
coitus with this equine

>>530594403
when will the bullying end

>>530596005
she's a mid tier now thoughbeit

>>530596096
You can't say that

>>530596005
i do because i like her tummy and tits in her witch outfit

>>530596302
making this mare a mother. horse pack #2 when?

>waiting out the timer as long as possible after getting raped
faggot bitches

>>530595951
It's true

>bea
>mid tier
i wish shitposters put in more effort

salt bea

>>530590943
>what for?
for the potato harvest season

I finally got the 5 cards on one activity challenge today and with the ssr ticket gacha gave a second Suzuka

>>530590621
nta but cigarettes are tasty, nothing hits like rising and some ciggies after a long day of work

>>530597518
>free sideswitch
honest mid tier though

Is the server shitting itself for anyone else or just me?

>>530597518
I've never seen a Vira do something this cool on my matches

>>530601079
i have another tasty, cylindrical thing you can put on your mouth, faggot
smoking is cancer

>>530601716
You could have just said
>Smoking is cancer, faggot
There was no need for the gay innuendo

>>530597518
If you can react to Sharlotta's flip, then you'd be better off using 2H.

lobby status?

>>530602152
no you're not she has options that beat 2h. demon flip is actually broken

>>530602118
The point is, smoking is gay.

>>530602205
1/100

>>530602572

>whenever I can join the lobby it's dead
I'm never playing with you guys at this rate...

>>530602328
Just downback dumbass
Stop losing to knowledge checks

>>530603378
>Just downback dumbass

I'd rather die than taking another overhead from Yuel or Charlotta

>Everything my character has that's good is a knowledge check
Nyoticing.

>>530602118
maybe he was offering u a hotdog kizzington?

>>530603378
average tardlotta reading comprehension

>>530575584
SHOCKING: granblue players too retarded to play around zoner that loses to jumps and basic system mechanics like rolling

>>530606890
schocking: sheepgooner doesn't actually play the game

>>530606890
I know you play the game sheepgooner.

i play the game
the game: beating my meat to sheep

>>530607308
if you can’t majorly capitalize on vicky having to use (very unsafe on block) only L dormouse to catch rolls anila’s boobs aren’t the issue here

>>530597518
>using 22x in pressure
>ever
How to lose over 50% to a 2H

>>530606890
>rolling at basically roundstart distance
thanks for the free counterhit

Gooning to your main is an FGC staple and unironically makes you better at your character.
>Punk (SF)
Can not play anything other than white women
>Daru I-No (Strive)
Has been playing I-No since before you were born, mods his game
>Arslan Ash (Tekken)
Exclusively play mature women.


All these people are tour winners & EVO champions, multiple times in fact.
Coincidence?
I think not.

>>530608682
>mature women
>cunnymitsu
stopped right there

>>530608682
Does Daigo goon to Ryu?

>>530608858
Fair.
But he only played cunnymitsu because they cut off Zafina's legs in 7.
I don't seem him picking Lili or Alisa in T8.

>>530608682
>>530608858
also you forgot I-Dom who's an actual gigacoomer

>>530608682
arslan is a tier whore though, no?

>>530609116
Daigo hasn't been loyal to Ryu since Alpha 3.
Pretty sure they buffed Ryu just for his sake in 6 and he's still playing Akcoomer.

>>530609116
sakura

>>530609575
Yea but that only extends to females.
I didn't see him playing Akuma in S2, he tirewhored whit Kazumi.

>>530609609
Yep, he starts out with Ryu every main SF game then goes to someone else in the later iterations/seasons.

>>530603475
>no followup conversion
>nothingburger damage
Let me guess, I bet you're the loser who cries about yuel overhead too? Stop losing to knowledge checks.

https://www.twitch.tv/impurestclub
cwub check

>>530608682
>Punk (SF)
>Can not play anything other than white women
Karin is Japanese

>>530613035
>Karin is japanese
that's some jap alright

>>530613035
Semantics.
Next you're gonna tell me Kolin isn't white either.

>>530611902
even my fuckin commentator is a horsegirl now

>>530611902
is that only 26 players?
https://www.start.gg/tournament/wasd-gbvsr-open-55/event/granblue-fantasy-versus-rising-singles/overview

>>530613676
>>530613759
Yes, Karin Kanzuki who fights using Kanzuki-ryu and is heiress to the Kanzuki Zaibatsu isn't white. Let me guess, you guys think R. Mika is white too?

>>530614361
>The character that is blond, sips tea, lives in a westerner style mansion is totally not white guys
Semantics.

>R.Mika
No jap has an ass like like that and you know it.

They are honorable white yes.

>>530614361
if their hair is blond
their eyes are blue
and their slits aren't pixelated
they're not japs

>>530607623
This looks more like Watame than Anila

IS BEATRIX JAPANES>E

GGs Beabro and Niia anon

all this talk is just making me think of how much of a coomer paradise jive was, i almost got into it because of that
sf6, on the other hand...
don't get me wrong jive was ugly but the coom made up for it

>>530615265
Good games teammate

Vira is clearly Japanese

>>530614763
Yeah, she's based on a white character, doesn't make her white.
>No jap has an ass like like that and you know it.
Didn't Mai just come out in Dix?
>>530614808
Hair dye and contacts.

>>530615885
purdy hons

>>530615885
This horse is for posers

>>530615885
smâller

>>530615265
Do you
Do you wanna come back

>>530575584
no one replying to this post would resist killing themselves playing against a peacock player in skullgirls

>>530616080

>>530616225
Yeah! come back there is an important topic we must discuss

licking narmaya's period and eating the crunchy leftover dead dried eggs in it

>>530615724
Nobody cares retard.
They are westernized characters with blond hair so they are obviously white because that's the asthenic they were created with.

Is Zoey white black???
We could do this all day with every fighting game but i'm not gonna just because your autism demands it.

>>530615885
This horse looks like it would make prime glue

>>530616414
>>530616225
ooouuuweeeehhhhhhh

So 66L into 66L is mashable, but 66L into anything else is a frametrap?

>>530617928
mainly just f.L or 2M/f.M

>>530617928
Yes.

Also, remember when Sajam told the entire strive community they were bad because they didn't perfectly predict whenever Sol was gonna do f.S and even when they did that he could still keep pressuring you?

>>530618374
No but I remember people still pretending it's basically the best normal in the entire game when it's been powercrept into just being good

>>530618623
I wouldn't know.
I stopped playing Strive when Goldlewis came out.

Why is Bea's theme called Pride instead of Embrasque?

>>530619762
Bea is a strong, smart and proud woman who dont need no embrasque

>>530620123
She talks about it way more than Zeta or Vas do Arvess or Grynoth

>>530616594
>Official information is autism
You are one braindead tranny.

why are sheeps like this?

>>530618374
the fucked up thing about this normal is that FDing it was the only way to push the nigger out but if you FD'd it, he became +4. They changed the entire system mechanic for this fucking far slash

>>530620407
didnt they also change how wallbreak or wallsplat works because of hc instead of just nerfing him

>>530620404
Because secretly they are the saltiest of all of us

>>530620404
fake news

>>530620941
nuhuh

>>530620315
Do you take the retarded height/weight measurements japs make up as gospel too NPC?
Don't anwser, i already know you are low functioning and can't delineate any information yourself.

i'm sorry twitter but the wiki says that this character that acts like a functional adult, is treated like an adult by the adults they interact with, with huge boobs adult proportions is 16 years old according to a note on the concept art so I have to dance around and yell whenever anybody expresses attraction to them.

>>530623916
>Japanese name
>Japanese fighting style
>From Japan
>But she's blonde, so she must be white.
Damn, you're this stupid huh. Do you also think that every anime character whose hair isn't black or brown are also white?

>>530620404
very fake news

They really just turned ferry into a fucking monkey mash character larping as a zoner lmao

>>530620404
every sheep is a salty nigger, their spearhead (hehe) spicwycy is representative of their playerbase

>>530625286
Kek.
You're so retarded you're arguing with yourself now.
We're done here.
Hope to god your parents finds a good asylum for you.

What character has the best 66L?

>>530625615
zoi by far

>>530625615
Either Kat or Belial.
Shoutout to Narmaya.

>>530625609
Keep coping lil troon.

>>530620528
They made burst fullscreen because all of his shit was burst safe kek

>opponent jumps
>literally hear their character screaming from their attack during my super startup
>they block it
Is this game bad? It feels like it's bad

>>530626339
Brother it's 2025 and you don't know what rollback is?

>>530626475
Im very familiar because the very next game I wasted my time with was a chink with 300ms and 7 frames of it
can't quit though or you'll get put with the naughty kids for doing the no no thing

>>530626709
Region?

>>530626891
NA
the very next game had 6 frames
And you can't say no to any of the games because low ranks are so fucking dead you might be waiting like 5 minutes until the next game, which will for some fucking reason put "afk" in the corner and make you find even LESS matches, like NO SHIT IM AFK YOU'RE MATCHMAKING

>>530626339
thats not even necessarily rollback they just recovered in time. antiairing with supers is generally unreliable.

>>530627227
the afk just means you didn't accept a match and it swapped you out to stop having an endless stream of repeat non accepters. it takes 2 seconds to turn it back on.

>>530627569
>match pops up
>opponent instantly declines it
>get put afk
incredible system

>>530627779
while real thats only happened to me maybe 3 times in over 1000 matches.

>>530627848
That's nice, it happens at least once every time I open the game

Are the rumors true? If you hang out too much on the lobby one day you suddenly are using a Nier avatar

>>530629049
niers are at maximum capacity. you are safe.

i piss on nierggers

>>530631893
ft15

I love my Niiagas (not groomed btw)

nierggas tongue my anus

You guys have a demon?
For me, it's Yuel.
I have never and will never beat any competent Yuel player, i simply don't get this fucking character.

>>530633929
b u b s

This dude scammed me and called me fat I’m only 12 years old pls anyone help me take his account

what the fuck

>>530634662
nypa

I feel like Galleon is holding me back and I want to find another grappler? Is the tranny the only other option?

>>530633929
Katalina has been my bane since release
Doesn't help that she's fucking busted

>>530633929
I, for the life of me, cannot figure out defense against Narmaya. Her +ob 2m fucks me over so much harder than Gran's does for some reason

>>530635717
woke: Narmaya is a grappler
Bespoke: Eustace is a grappler

>>530636891
>Narmaya is a grappler
Explain yourself

Percival is a grappler

>>530636990

>>530618374
game wouldve been 10x better if they never changed instant blocking

good work lobby

>>530635717
cag is the coolest grappler

>>530636990
When you aren't physically flipping, you can still flip psychically

>>530633929
I have a 18% winrate against lucilius, he has been kicking my ass since he was released

>>530637234
That's my grapplerchang

>>530638010
GGs Caglord Nierlord and Siegroid

I wish we had more doujins starring fat draph sluts

>>530638331
>>530638010
jee jees narmayo

>>530638010
>>530638331
>>530638753
yeah good games!!!! video games!!!

>>530638048
This post doesn't make sense, but it features Narmaya so I agree

>>530639070
Many get throw looped by this

>>530639661
sigh................. would

I'm now convinced we have a clique of anons doing erp because we keep getting "ggs lobby" when nobody fucking knew there was a lobby going on

>>530639979
there's always a lobby during NA hours!

>>530639979
normally you would have to be initiated but i will risk my life and tell you that if you join the lobby anytime starting from 6pm there is usually someone there.

>>530639738
anon... eww...

>>530639979
bro you just boot the game up and see if anyone is in the lobby

>>530640303
nah honestly im with him
life is too short for this shit
would too
her gut's a bit too big for my taste but those tits make up for it ig

>>530640537
well, maybe i'm just too goonpilled from a decade of only jacking off to hentai

>>530640668
clearly not enough if you wouldn't a fat slampig

>>530639979
this is our clique

>>530640901
i haven't got a boner from watching a real woman in years, i masturbated to the big lady from resident evil 8 at least she's 3d

>>530641043
>masturbating to the poster boy of safe horny
Honestly a step down from 3D.

oh yeah this is the moment where we criticize each other's porn addiction

Reminder that we still have almost two months of no patches.

>>530620404
sheeptards can only complain, cry, masturbate and rage quit
Being good at the game is simply impossible for them

anila doesn't deserve this kind of treatment

>>530644496
she deserves breast molestation

Why is Sandalphon so ZESTY

>>530645180
it would be perfect if it was a bit longer

>Just had an intense match with a guy in Masters
>Game throws me a S++ right after
>Feels like he's playing in slowmotion
The GAP... its widening

>>530646017
FT10!?

>>530646017
those moments do feel like some Sharingan awakening shit

>>530645180
>hair over one eye
FUCK

Hello!
Are you feeling well today?
Will you eat something nice?

>>530648383
Goodbye
Lost 300 crystals, suicidal.
My last meal(chicken nuggies)

>>530648383
>Will you eat something nice?
i ate a gyro
>>530648474
>My last meal(chicken nuggies)
what brand

>>530648383
>Are you feeling well today?
no

>>530648778
Only the best for my last rites.

>>530645813
>>530647762
You're simping about Eustace's hair

>>530649057
yeah nigga i dont care shoulder length is best on girls

>>530649057

>>530649031
mmmmmm diseased chicken

>>530649031
arent chickens omnivores... that is so fucked up.

Straight outta DBZ

What's even funnier is that the game completely breaks when this happens.
It doesn't crash, it doesn't send me back to the main menu, it just stops and processes what is happening.
I have been sitting here for like 4 minutes now and it's still trying to figure out who would win this beamstruggle.

Metera anus SNIIIFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>530650618
You have to wait 3 episodes for the interraction to finish, sorry.

>>530650691
Metera... i'm sorry but i gotta come clean.
i-i'm a legal adult.

>>530651535

>>530651496
I-i can change tho!
I even use some zoomer lingo.
People still ask for my ID at the store.

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER RIGHT?!?!?

>>530649031

Do you think Metera shaves her pubes?

>>530655263
Lush and steamy.

>hairy women

>Corny women

I'm the strongest here. I never lose in the lobby. You guys are boring. Get good.

>Get good
How?

>>530656584
Oh yeah? I know where you live.

>>530656718
And I know where you live AND hide your cum socks. See? I beat you at that too.

>>530656584
ft10

>>530656759
Wrong anon, i didnt cum in like a month.

Fights like true kizzingtons, fart to ten not fight to ten

>>530655263
OBJECTIVE LIST COMING THROUGH

>>530655263
>Metera

>>530657150
move djeeta to trimmed

>>530657150
good list

>>530657150
>(but only because Zeta did it for her)
What are you implying?

>>530657150
>Charlotta
>Hairless

>>530657150
>Zoi
>Hairless
She has many layers

>>530657490
hiding a monster schlong behind that sword

>>530657294
hummmm... i can see it but i think it's up for debate.
Convince me.

>>530657412
Bea is retarded.

>>530657150
Where's Grimnir on this list
My hunch is hairless but I need to know

>>530657790
look at djeeta alter in the eyes and tell me she is keeping that shit spotless

>>530659257
If anything whore-Djeeta is more likely to keep it spotless.

>>530657490
Seems appropriate considering her complex about being treated like a kid.

>>530659957
Character just fwooshing and zipping into the scene in these comics never fails to amuse me.

>>530657576
How the tables have turned...
https://litter.catbox.moe/8toxl9x3n45td66s.jpeg

Thank you for playing in the Lobby!
I know we will get it one day, im sure!

>>530664961
I sadly need to go now, its about the time i usually do.

I delude myself into thinking I possess a very unique and innovative playstyle when in reality I flowchart the same like every other main using my character
Who am I

>>530649031
I love the way american companies dvertise their food
>buy our food! our food is 70% less cancerous than other companies!! our food contains 35% less micro plastics on average!

>>530670619

>>530670619
Galleon aka wan button backdash woman

really needed more lowain in my life

>discord thinks lowain is a low tier that needs to be buffed
>discord thinks lowain is a low tier that needs to be buffed
>discord thinks lowain is a low tier that needs to be buffed

>>530670619
I really don't know how your retarded ass thought this was a good enough post to post twice, let alone a dozen times

uh oh caggot melty
caggot melty in progress

cagGOD

kys sharkbootz

i do not like lowain

imagine losing to honest lowain fundies and footsies

I like lowain

Evo grand finals should be Lowain mirror
Imagine the KINO

>>530672965
Still want to know what happens when two players summon Yggi at the same time.

>>530672965
would be funny and fun as fuck desu

What do Ferry's socks smell like

>>530672965
>Lowain mirrors
>Barashit on the big screen
>Dyke teaser
Now that would be a humiliating to watch.

https://x.com/RX_gbf/status/1943235277553533265
neechang when she sees a kid

>2 Yggys on the HUGE telly
>this is supposed to be bad
not even pretending to not bot a homo I see...

fun day
tomorrow will be just as fun

>>530673658
Miico is less censored than our game...

>>530676586

>>530676586
Immersion ruined.

>>530676586
Nice wrinkles hag

>>530676586
>>530676760
>plastic surgery hag
>not censored
yeah sure.

>>530676586
>>530676760
What does miico panties smell like

>>530678254
Sweat, piss, shit and depending on the day of the month blood.

>>530678747
Smells just like Narmaya then

>>530676586
holy shit

>Kat puts me in the corner
>Walks back
>Spams f.m f.h 2m not giving a shit about whiffing
>midscreen offence consists purely of 5U gambling
how do katnigs not fall asleep playing this character

>>530678884

>>530673136
They both just stand there hitting each other, and whoever summoned Yggy second gets an easy punish on the other player so you generally never see Lowain using Yggy against another Lowain.

>>530673136
twogiantretardsfighting.png

just slide bro

>>530684751
Whorish bitrate

>>530684751
holy gap

>>530655263
>Do you think
No

>>530684751

>>530687239
sir put the hamburgers back

>>530687239
Also shitty template

>>530688283
alone
unwanted
unloved

>>530688283
cute sheep

>>530688484
fake and gay, Niias keep each other in company
who's the real loner of /gbvsg/?

>>530684751
nice bitrate bwo

>>530689008
>Niias keep each other company
Didn't the niias famously fail to make a team for the team tournament?

>>530685286
>>530689128
shit is on default settings

>>530689143
yes
KUHUHU

sheep team status?

Fox team status?

>>530689143
nyes, but that was a while ago when we only had two and one of those doesn't join the tournaments, If I remember correctly last tournament we had two teams featuring Niers
>>530689824
fragrant

>>530678884

>>530689008
>Niias keep each other in company
because nobody else wants to keep them company

>>530689824
Smelly

Niias are fine I just wish they would stop pretending to be mentally ill

>>530690747
>pretending

>>530690747

>>530688283
this is my home

>>530688283
I love you drawfags

>you sit down at a green cab and notice these 3 freaks staring at you
what do?

>>530694427

>>530694427
Leave the lobby

>>530694427
Give them the D

>>530694427

can you rename that file from trannytrio...it's really hurtful...

Ummm.... we hate trannies though

>>530694427
why is blue nier autistically looking away from the camera?

>>530694427
rape the blue one
play with the sad one
lagswitch on the green one

i only care about vikala players

>>530694293
its from twitter but i don't remember who made it

I bought an 8bitdo ultimate 2 and a dualsense, I'll see which one feels better

How do i get better at punishing jump ins?
I mean i usually deal with it by DPing(when not overwhelmed) but people keep doing it because the rewards are big(gran).
What can i do as djeeta to make someone think twice before doing that? I dont think she is very good at counterhits against air.

>>530698157
just get in the habit of doing 2h or L/M DP to anti air to cover any trajectory or distance

>>530698157
doesn't djeeta reach the corner from basically anywhere off a 2h?

>>530699291
>>530698459
Frankly i think it's just my lack of knowledge showing. Like yeah i can get people on the corner, i can knockdown people. But i fail on what i do once i do that. Are there any guides on that sort of thing? People call this oki right? I probably should be learning to meaty or some shit, but doesnt this lose to blue wake up dps?

>>530698157
Do 2H into slightly charged 5U, you can fM into H rekka after it. On counter hit you can react and hold it a little longer until they fall to your head level and do the same thing, it's a nice autopilot option.

>>530699291
depending on height, if you do charged 236H and 66H memes along with 214U it can basically go from middle of the map to corner

>>530699639
there are plenty of guides. just search on youtube and look at replays of good djeetas.
if someone does wake up DP, they are taking a risk because they will eat a shit sandwich of dmg if you block it. oki is you acting on them on their wakeup so you must entice them to wake up dp/super by taking some risks and doing meaties on on oki/their wakeup.

>>530699680
Does Djeeta's 5U cancel normals like Zoi's?

>>530699680
>2H
does this have to counterhit?

>>530700438
It does but you won't get a combo without a counter hit that way. I meant charging and hitting them with the 5U.
>>530700491
No, slightly charged 5U will connect without counter hit unless they're very high or very low. You get a combo at most realistic 2H heights.

>>530700491
no, it covers either outcome
>>530700438
yes, just like how you typically see grans do fM > 5u to charge cancel, djeeta can do the same

>>530694427

>>530648383
you're interrupting my precious green cab time with your kindness again...

>>530701617

how are the cabs different?

nierrape

>>530702203
Green cab is for casual and ranked matchmaking.

Why use the green cabs instead of the main menu?, If I'm not playing with you guys i'm not touching the lobby

you will watch me use the green cab in the wombly and like it

>>530703418
I wanna grind but also be able to vent about siggers and narmiggers between matches to everyone in da wobby

>>530703418
What if there's an odd number of players in the lobby?

>>530703926
I'll ask if we can rotate and if not i'm leaving

WHY DO FOXNIGGERS FRAMTRAP INTO SSBA SO FUCKING MUCH?
I ALMOST NEVER SEE OTHER CHARACTERS DO SOMETHING THIS RETARDED AT HIGHER LEVELS BUT THOSE FUCKING FOOT LICKERS WILL PROUDLY MASH THEIR SBA AFTER A FUCKING BLOCKED C.L!

https://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_
steamboaring time

katgawd is so good now... i need to level up

>>530704073
i do not do this

>>530703926
spectate
rotate

>>530705196
niia is.. le bad

you're amazing luka!!!
niia mains truly are the greatest players ever

I am so happy!
He was BCing me so much and i finally told myself to counter it with 5U, i think i did it twice to him!

katbwos...

Makai Kishi Ingrid on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_

Should I namedrop?

>>530709189
yes
who do you hate the most
who do you love the most

>>530709189
Yes. Namedrop everyone ever.

>>530709284
>>530709264
Baron
Fear
nezumiku
thinking (na)
ragger
wakeup sweep
xerom
rend the earth
hatsoon
agripepsi
victorique
tankbuild
literally nothing
chocco
gamera
happy skipper (defected)
meiya mitsurugi
zooey pit licker Baron
Fear
nezumiku
thinking (na)
ragger
wakeup sweep
xerom
rend the earth
hatsoon
agripepsi
victorique
tankbuild
literally nothing
chocco
gamera
happy skipper (defected)
meiya mitsurugi
zooey pit licker
Baron
Fear
nezumiku
thinking (na)
ragger
wakeup sweep
xerom
rend the earth
hatsoon
agripepsi
victorique
tankbuild
literally nothing
chocco
gamera
happy skipper (reflected)
meiya mitsurugi
zooey pit licker

>>530706828
Good job Vasbro

>>530709405
most of these people are dead

>>530709515
they all actively play the game

>>530709405
uhm i changed my name can you update this list please

>>530709405
Why did you take 1 list and paste it 3 times?

>>530706828
unfortunate drop at the end but grats, that's one of vas' major strengths

>>530709405
>Not on the list
Guess I'm not cool enough to hang in the lobbies :(

lowain is actually broken

>one of top 2 EU lowains
>gets murdered by a retired from tournaments grannigga
if you lose to lowain it's skissue

>became much less interested in the game ever since hitting master rank
>try other characters in an attempt to refresh interest
>don't like other characters

>>530710809
pretty much the same as me, shame the other fighting games are complete shit as well

>>530710809
hitting master is an objective goal. from there the only objective left are either hitting master on other character or more abstract goals like ''getting good''

>>530711373
the only goals left*

>>530711249
>shame I'm complete shit at other fighting games
Fix'd

>>530709515

>>530711863
i'm a 1550 mr dixGAWD and slayerGAWD on strive dough? ft10 any game pussy

hey you abel player
yeah you, the one that was in the lobby the other day
when's the next anon arena?

>>530711373
um what about getting 50 golden golshis

>>530711962
Last Blade 2?

Is there any MU that isn't suffering for this bitch?
Bonus points if isn't a weak-mid character.

>>530713514
maybe yuel

>>530712034
https://youtu.be/Bg59q4puhmg?t=12

HEY HEY YOU YOU

/ourkat/ on stream

guys why is this kat player tbagging the ladiva???

Where the telly at, streamingtons

>>530713514
against my cock

>>530714456
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_

>>530714550
Gawdlike

did that latranny just ragequit

You Are Great!

>>530711373
why aren't you GM

two mickey ass characters on stream holy fuck

Yggy has a nice feet

EU, what is this fucking trash ass overlay?

>>530715380
Different anon but the GM system kinda sucks.
I simply don't grind the game enough to become GM for my character even with a 100% win rate.

bum ass lowain try not to mash challenge impossible
nigga just can't help himself

>>530715970
>I simply don't grind the game enough to become GM for my character even with a 100% win rate.
That means that you don't play the game at all which means you're also dogshit at it, so yeah you will never earn GM in your lifetime.

So, Vane can just cancel into this once I'm finally in and not give a fuck about what I'm doing.
>just grab, bwo
Somewhat easier said than done.

>>530715970
even if GM is grind dependent you still have to have a good enough winrate against the strongest ranked grinders to get there and need a positive winrate to maintain it and a fresh master has a long way to go before being able to do that

>>530713514
>Is there any MU that isn't suffering for this bitch?
Yue-
>Bonus points if isn't a weak-mid character.
Uhhh... another Vira?

>>530716228
The armor starts frame 3 and he takes full damage from your attacks during it. spotdodge it if you see him trying it. also yes, just grab bwo

>>530716228
This should be very punishable on block

>>530716426
granted. in return he always gets a c.Heavy starter if he lands it.

>>530716128
>>530716247
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Reaching GM would still require me to play the gamme far more than I'd like even if I was much better at it than I am now.

>>530716583
perish

Fucking lowain almost frauded out 3 round from 2 - 0

>He got memed on by Vane

>>530716704
Don't do that or you'll burn out and quit it

>>530716820
Rinko in Risin when?

gawdlike 2b gameplay, we backdashing fullscreen

>>530716228
I'M NOOTCHIN

>>530713845
Good God, whata blast from the past...

>>530704073
but what if it works? :)

This 2B think he's playing Strive

>they're both just corner to cornering eachother
I'm so tired of this slop

>>530717590
Play a better game, such as St100% Orange Juice because fighting games are all garbage

>>530716860
I'm burned out and ready to quit after just reaching master (barely completing the tutorial)

>>530717590
save us wilnass

>>530713514
2B hates her

the 2b strategy is to literally bore his opponent to death

>>530715380
GM is a meme

>>530718167

>>530718279
I don't play Yuel

i can't wait for 2b buffs next patch

can't be too mad, games came down to a few decisions

2B really is an amazing character and fantastic addition to the roster, bwos

What the fuck is this
Just what the fuck is this
How is this nigger 2B GM

hitbox on lao or on desk?
hover hands or rest hands?
also, do you guys use the pinky?

>retard 2b player brain shuts down when he can't autowin neutral
wait.... if backdash fullscreen he gets free armor???

>>530719118
don't avatarfag as this literal who avatarfag as the hot brown lady

>>530719491
Is there any erune woman who is not dressed as a slut?
>>530719669
i use my stick on my lap

>>530719772
I too but the armrest make it kinda awkward...

>>530719772
>are there sluts who aren't dressed like sluts
No

>Sanic_Son
>Grangawd
I respect it

TIME FOR SOME GUD ASS BACKDASH BACKDASH NEUTCH

>>530719772

for me it's roundstart > back walk > 2m

>>530720289
FUCK I MEANT 5M

K O K O

>>530720201
cunnycake

>>530719772
NEVER EVER

>>530720587
She looks ancient anon, doesn't even feel like she belong in contemporary grub

this shit is so boring

what are we watching?

sf6 is so alive but i hate the aesthetic, the closest thing they have to gbvsr and other anime fighters is juri.
And strive... so fucking unbalanced. But i am considering picking it up again for unika.
GBVSR is too fucking dead, like seriously 500ish daily peak? Fucking blazblue is almost 400. We are LITERALLY discord tier. Shame cus the game is fun.

>>530721128
My leaked sex tape with Kou

>>530704073
You know how foxes in snowy areas will dive headfirst into the snow when they sense prey under the snow even if they sometimes hurt themselves by faceplanting into the ground if they are wrong?

Yuel mains operate much in the same way.

why do our vtuber not have bazongas?

I can't watch another set of this...

>backdash backdash 5H backdash backdash 5H plus special

I will watch another set of this!

nice throw 2B...

Nice cock 2B

holy fuck, praying a bus hits this 2b irl

>>530722053
based

he keeps mashing on wakeup and it keeps working...

>>530722810
I mean it's a winning strategy. Frame 1 invul DPs are fucking broken and shouldnt be in the game.

>Play like an absolute ape non stop
>Will not stop mashing
>Constantly goes for the same strings
>Get consistently knowledge checked on basic shit
>Do retarded shit all round
>Manage to not only climb his way to grand final from loser side but also win it
Who's really to blame, the 2B or his opponents?

>>530723006
frankly people tell to just wait for her offense to end but... she can easily kill you before the resource is over and i dont think you can gap her pressure.
It's fucked jimmy... This game is becoming like strive where if you dare pick a honest character... you lose.

>no air game whatsoever
>suboptimal combos
>no setplay
>neutral double backdash aka "u-skill me!" constantly
>plusframes he used in pressure was almost only reactable 22L
>volt > run up back dash x2 > run up throw, every single time
katgawd how did you lose to this?

>>530723304
shut up shitter

>>530719118
always use cute boats to avatarfag KatGawd.

>>530721641
corn

>>530723798
>it's

>>530719118
get mad dammit

>>530697272
Please report back, I want to know if it's worth buying a third party.

>>530724201
N'yes

>steam summer sale is already over

>>530725621
who else bought two games they will never finish!?

>>530724753
I would have won if i could confirm better, can't be too mad when you have a clear reason for your loss you can work on

*walks away*
Your move?

>>530724753
Yeah you tell him bro!!!

>>530725940
I bought a couple and then started another playthrough in a game that I already finished.

>>530726090

>>530726421
what a retard!

Khehehe.

>>530725940
I haven't played anything alone since i was bummed out on march, it's either grub lobby or multiplayer sloppa with irls, so i didn't bought anything

>>530725940
i wanted to buy onimusha but it wasn't on sale

>>530726768
>can visibly see the blueslop slowdown
deniers, our narrative?

>>530727065
it's cool and part of the game and makes it more strategic unlike 66cancer and BC (black cock)

I don't know if it is me being transphobic but being beaten by ladiva make me so mad.

The way he attack and thing like that.

>>530726757
what a dumb FAGGOT!!!!

Anyway time to stop i guess right now way too much tilted.

Missing all my combo and shit and being beated by getting grabbed hundred times.

>>530723304
you can watch the set and see for yourself

>>530727236
he's not trans, think him more of a drag queen, but he is annoying yes, he's a grappler

>we could have had a kancolle crossover
>instead we got the bog mandated 2B slop

>playing literal gacha slop
>complain about the quality of characters added
lol

>>530727236
>insane meterless corner carry
>5f grab
No wonder you're getting mad, he's fucking bullshit in the current patch.

>>530727872
im in this webm and i dont like this

>>530727646
anime is for pedos

>>530713514
oh no all those 5-5 mus with a couple 4.5-5.5 ones at worst, so much suffering
you are down there with sheepcoomers in the crybaby skill issue department

>>530727646
Even better than that, we could've had no cross over at all. Or limit it to cosmetics

vane can't even deal with vaseraga anymore. when's the emergency patch?

>>530728123
No it isn't

>>530727295
dumb smelly FAGGOT!!!

>>530728352
They should make energy destruction rollable.

>>530728103
Are you really?
I can delete it if you want.

>>530728249
sheepcoomers are not that bad

>>530728487
OUGI

>>530728558
no i was joking but im pretty sure you've done that to me at least once.

>>530728352
Most of the cast can't deal with him anymore.

>when's the emergency patch?
You'll have a balance patch in late August that won't fix shit and might have some extremely retarded changes like buffing Lowain.

Lowain desperately needs buffs thoughbeit

People i dont respect
>bea abusers
>vas abusers
>2B abusers

you niggers are on the level of pot abusers. You dont deserve your rank, you are a shitter who abuses top characters that skip neutral and have busted kits.

>>530729019
I know that it's a shitpost, but what kind of buffs does he need and why?

>>530729508
byuff his 2h

last night i dreamed i had belial's awful haircut and it made me want to kill myself. i was too embarrassed to leave the house.

>>530729508
worst normals in the game
worst reversal in the game
cant do anything agaist zonershitters

he's garbage

>>530730832
That has invulnerability?

>>530730752
>cant do anything agaist zonershitters
You mean besides missles and the bro wheel?
He can also sit back and eat while using these to regain meter and health.

https://www.twitch.tv/zanefgc
>aarondamac on lowain beating the piss out of zane
you niggas said he was a joke character???

>>530730832
>zonerfraud ratpedo
you are carried trash
you got outplayed hard. cope and kill yourself pedophile

>>530727065
the slowdown is visible, it just doesn't change how frame data works. it will cause your inputs to be earlier than expected though if you were aiming for a specific delay because of the slowdown

>>530731269
wow 50 meter to beat a zonershitter's meterless spam once!! sooo goood
woow the garbage slow missles that lose to every other projectile wooow
wow eating at fullscreen where zonershitters can spam and hit lowain for free!! so gooooood

kill yourself piece of shit carried zonernig

The unfortunate truth for you guys is that Lowain is perfectly balanced.

>>530730752
>>530731943
logger is also a zonernig
you should both kill yourselves

>>530730495
It is kind of a beehive shape...like a lesbian hairdo. Or a kindergarten teacher from the 50s.

>>530732135
he's fucking not
die in a fire dumbass retard

>>530730495
>>530732145

you guys bully Belial for his haircut but are the first in line to slurp Zooey's onion
hypocrites

>>530732297
two moves that go half screen or farther means you're a zonernig, sorry to say. kys self-hating gimmicktrash in denial

>we have an actual lowain downplayer

you HAVE to join the lobby

>>530732810
you are a just retarded zonershitter astroturfing
kill yourself

>>530731943
>woow the garbage slow missles that lose to every other projectile wooow
Which projectile actually beats the missiles when they clash? I've tried a couple like Metera's H and U arrows and Zeta's U laser and they all got hit by the missiles.

>>530732973
There is not a single character that hasn't been downplayed at this point.

>>530730927
No, from labbing a bit it seems it's some weird interaction between the missiles and Rat's SSBA, like if it has to hit both Lowain and a missile on the same frame, the missile takes precedence but can't guarantee it.

>>530732973
>downplaying a low tier

>>530732512
Zoi's onion is ugly cute though

>game treats brofams as projectiles
>brofams don't disappear when lowain is hit or blocks
>bro wheel doesn't disappear when lowain is hit or blocks
>katbot
not a zoner though

>>530733039
kick foxes in the face

Zooey is retarded

>You've signed out.

YOU'VE SIGNED OUT????

STEAM MAINT BOYS

that's it i've played my last 2b
i'm taking the game down

>>530735345
issa thursday...

i only got to play 2 games...

>>530735361
Put down that bucket of fuel, anon.

>>530735531

But its not Tuesday

but checking steam status, yeah its fucking dead

Kill yourselves horsetroons.

>>530735949

go outside for a jog if you can't play granblue

>>530735531
grubbas are the most punished

>>530736089
its raining
its pouring
the old man is snoring

>>530733039
hmmmmmmmm.......
I dunno........
I need to think about it........
gimme a moment.....
no

Fucking sprained my right lats it hurts like a bitch

i just want to play bikki incorrectly...

>>530736089
It's too fucking hot to do anything but gayme here

>>530736089
Nigga I squatted a hundred times with weights like a retard today my legs are shot

wheres the OJ lobby

>>530737787
it was last night

wait im retarded steam as a whole is down

>>530737787
i like this character (pictured)

>>530737787

>>530737787
that's not orange juice

>>530738128
wtf me too

>>530736089
it's raining nigga
and my nose is bleeding

But I wanted to play in the wobby

LET ME IN

>>530735603
apparently this horse is a cunt in real life

we're back

>>530738975
A lot of horses tends to be, they're generally a pain to handle.

get the FUCK in here

>>530739516
>join the lobby
>odd number of players
>have to sit on the cuck chair

>>530739736
okay
i thought that was really funny

>>530738975
Just wacky

>>530739516
gaben is still trying to reconnect the cables

>>530739340
I meant like >>530739806, not in a bad way

nier anon
no fucking way

>>530740202
I get what you mean but I've seen my fair share of horse tomfoolery to maintain what I said. The gist of it is that they're autistically stubborn so they can be real dickheads, it's really like tardwrangling at times.

>>530740927
I've heard Horses are very intelligent animals. I wonder if it has to do with that

>>530731707
I can almost see her...

>>530741124
That depends how you measure "intelligence", they won't perform arithmetics or write but they're smart enough to have an idea of individuality, which mean that if you interacts with them they'll understand to separate you from the rest of the other humans, or if they interact with a lot of humans they'll remember who's who. That's about as far as it goes which isn't bad at all for an animal.
But to answer your thought, yeah that's related a lot to it, like I said they're able to distinguish you from the rest of the pack so if one of them don't like you it will definitely be a jerk to you. The stubborness I mentionned can also make things just tedious, like getting them to go in their fucking little personal fancy boxes, or out of it.
It's pretty much handling a manchild.

>>530741557
>but they're smart enough to have an idea of individuality
Nierbros...
Sharlottabros,,,
Horses are smarter than you guys...