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>>530578251>Teyvat Chapter Interlude Teaser: The Gods' Limitshttps://youtu.be/jvXVmvW8ZQw (EN)
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why was the other thread deleted?
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reddit loves the new trailer
>listen gweilo, it's very important that we fill your quest text with people talking about the weather so that we can put the important stuff in a video on youtube that isn't actually in the game
Phainon is what Capitano should've been
I really really really NEED to go
>early ass thread
>dumb janny
Kekaroo.
>>530588575jannies can't compare integers
>>530588661Cute girlfailure
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
>>530588608I need NEED mihoyo to make merch of that summer calendar thing
>>530588647>he can't even spell the name of the character phaethon from hit game zenless zone zeroSAD
>>530588762nope, we need less to no buddypokes they can only flop and ruin the game.
For me it’s FocaFuri, NeuviFuri, ArleFuri, Furinde, Furivia, EscoFuri, Furiney, Furinette, WrioFuri, Chiorina, ChevFuri, Venrina, ZhongFuri, FuriEi, Furihida, Furivika, ScaraFuri, Furilali, FuTao, FuriMiko, FuriBina, Shenrina, Kaverina, Chirina and Skirina
Why does nobody care about Genshin anymore?
Is Naberius a male? What's going on with that possession girl?
>>530588762Alice will be a loli. I BAYLIVE
SOMEONE JOINED MY FUCKING WORLD AND STOLE MY FUCKING MAVUIKA FLOWERS WHILE I WAS AFK I'M NEVER LEAVING MY WORLD OPEN AGAIN FUCK YOU
Why does everybody care about Genshin now?
I like all the shades
Except for the whole Golderieniwaskjadklfjai is a Shade because she fused with the real shade thing. It's so dumb
>>530588643All the shades will belong to Aether after Phanes gets offed by Cheld.
>>530588656>>530588725Thank you sisters. Seems more doable than I thought, even as a F2Poor (trve).
I did not #standwithMavuika
I did not #fightlikeSkirk
but you can bet your ass I will #STAREWITHPIERRO to check Ronova's perfectly-sized tits 24/7
>>530588851The Primordial One and her Shades have always been girls.
>>530588921I need a drink.
We share a common interest.
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Manliest man in Genshin
Ronova caused 500 years of suffering. There's no way someone like that can be playable. She has to die.
Ronova is extrimely ugly even for genshin's anime shorts
>>530588607>not natlanThere kinda is a series of dogshit 4* weapons for each Natlan 4* character , this kinda looks like another one of those - and it lacks a respective 4* character
>>530588851Naberius is the original shade of life, Rhinedottir devoured her. But instead of Naberius' consciousness disappearing, it now lives rent free inside Rhinedottir's head.
When the eternal throne of the heavens came, the world was made anew. Then the true lord, the Primordial One, came forth and did battle against the seven terrifying sovereigns, dragon-lords of the old world. The Primordial One created shining shades of itself, and the number of these shades was four.
The Primordial One may have been Phanes. It had wings and a crown, and was birthed from an egg, androgynous in nature. But for the world to be created, the egg's shell had to be broken. However, Phanes, the Primordial One, used the eggshell to separate the "universe" and the "microcosm of the world."
I want to die so badly bros
>>530589086inb4
>it was dottore fault!
Her Majesty the Tsaritsa says this "Roll for the harbingers"
I love the Tsaritsa!
Reveal soon(ish)!
>Rhinedottir consumes shade's of life power for AYYLMAO reasons
>gets forced to be one of teyvat's giga-jannies
what the fuck was she thinking?
>>530589165The first customer was a deity who had been drifting around since her home planet was destroyed. She spoke to the shopkeeper about the fickle nature of the cosmos, as well as her affection for the life on her former planet.
"I remember every glorious moment of civilization's brilliance. From the discovery of the theorem of triangular right-angled relations to the completion of the space elevator; from painting the first cave art to creating the holographic series of fifty-three galactic landscapes."
For a while, the shopkeeper stayed silent. When the fried chicken she'd ordered was done, he served it to her and replied:
"But you can still do something for them, can't you? After you've finished eating, why don't you give it a try?"
This deity was actually a construct of artificial intelligence, created by the intelligent species of the planet for the purpose of optimizing resource allocation on a planetary level. The Colonel was right — there was still one thing she could do.
My older sister (normal early 30s woman with spouse and 2 kids) thinks Natlan was really fun. She also loves Fontaine and Liyue, and thought Inazuma was great, She had a little burnout when Sumeru came around and took a break, but i've never heard her say anything bad about it, she especially liked the desert WQs last we spoke about the region.
Her most built/const'd characters is Ei, Furina and Alhaitham, with Neuv and Zhongli close behind. She also said she plans on rolling for Skirk and mavuika's weapon but i haven't chatted with her since the banner.
What does that make her? A homofujotransincelfemcel?
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>>530589182Could try summoning a succubus.
>>530589116I can't unsee Jiren.
>>530589218This passes as funny for aether pickers?
>>530589245she wanted to be a jannie?
>>530589317a normal person
>>530589086She is a dork dindu
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>>530589086She was just doing her job, khanriah was the one that bought that on themselves
>Ronova don't like humans and Archons that go against her master or the Rules>But Ronova likes humans enough to try to help them, she helped Natlan in the past to establish the rules of the Night Kingdom even if the Heavenly Principles was very displeased by that act>so she tries to keep the Rules but still act on the on the edge of the rules>still being selfish enough to use her power in "bets" allowing Xbalanque to visit the present Natlan was a reward for being right>she could just have denied Capitano challenge and just demanded Mavuika life, but she did let him take Mavuika place in a similar way she did in the past going into the edge of the "Rules" without breaking themTLTR she like to help people and even if she doesn't break the "Rules" she goes around them sometimes when she wants aka she is a nice girl
>>530589031this is ridiculously well done for AI wtf
>>530589218Ronova already went behind the Heavenly Principles back to help Xbox
>>530588643She totally ignored him during Mavuika sacrifice
>>530588661Just let yourself go, sis
>>530589164And the other shades just accept this? Why didnt ronova just super murder Rhindottr like she did the Khanrians
I don't get Columbina's appeal ...
>>530589317Just seems like a normal person to me.
She's not having jealous meltdowns over women or schlicking to gay ships.
Now that the dust has settled
What do we think of THIS?
>>530589245We don't know the circumstances of how and why it happened. When it originally happened, half the people assumed she defeated her in combat and stole her powers. For all we know, the two of them made some kind of a deal - Rhinedottir had her "madness" (whatever that meant) cured, and Naberius got a mobile physical body again (assuming since it was only her heart left that she was in a very bad state).
>>530588930I can give them to you if you're NA
>>530589196>watches as all of his worm subordinates job and die while the girls become waifus
>>530589245She's the witch equivalent of a mad scientist, she never thinks through anything
>does weird experiments on the abyssal wolves>threw away all her creations previous to Albedo and didn't give a fuck whether they were killing people or destroying cities>told Albedo to go to Mond because she was gonna devour the Shade of Life through the artifact they got together(Heart of Naberius).
>>530589306https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Voyager
>>530589519She looks like sparkle and will probably be meta, but since she isn't conclusively meta at this point you can still pretend to love her for her nonexistent characterization.
Anyone has that paimon floating and looking confused gif? Post it pls
>>530589538bitch needs to eat a burger or ten
Ronova kind of stole some of the evil girl hype from columbina...
>Playable Ronova's passive is the curse of immortality, making your characters unable to die for a few seconds after hitting 0 hp
>>530589519HuTao number 34.
>>530589538really overused effect
GENSHIN IS FUCKING RUINED AND IT'S YOUR FAULT
>>530589538Moon powers has a glitching effect
>>530589670>Castorice at home
>>530589245>autist obsessed with creating life>gets to steal the god of lifes powereven if she takes over the life janny duty that's literally her dream. in the trailer the original shades even questioning how freely she uses her power, rhinedottir loves this arrangement
>>530589687hang all troonveh fans
>>530589519>>530589606It's technically more accurate to say Sparkle looks like Columbina since Bina debuted first.
>>530589506She just found her hearth in a dungeon, i guess she was considered ''dead'' and that's why they don't mind her
>>530589635What hype? I haven't seen a non-ai Ronova solo art yet.
>>530589570You are not only confusing your own delusional headcanon for real canon, you are somehow thinking that other people share your insane thoughts
I mean this with utmost sincerity: Seek help
>>530589687Based, the world is healing
>>530589474Asmoday was jealous and hid (You) from Ronova's view
>>530589398>less views than emilie of all thingsDelete Natlan already fuck
>>530589056>>530589164I think that's really bad. Naberius gonna pull a reversal on Rhine like Yami Marik.
>>530589506They're as lazy as your average /vg/ janny
TOTAL
AMY
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE times infinity
So is Ronova also responsible for the curse of the wilderness or was that someone else?
These two fuarking heroes stand against the gay globohomo of the celestial Nafo
>>530589635Bina will NOT look like this
>>530589603>The first customer was a deity who had been drifting around since her home planet was destroyed. She spoke to the shopkeeper about the fickle nature of the cosmos, as well as her affection for the life on her former planet.>This deity was actually a construct of artificial intelligence, created by the intelligent species of the planet for the purpose of optimizing resource allocation on a planetary level. The Colonel was right — there was still one thing she could do.Phanes
>This passerby was a scribe drifting through the vast void, duty-bound never to commune with primordial civilizations.>As her undying body slumbered away within a distant celestial disk-construct, her mind had drifted through an empty expanse spanning many light years,Voyager
>Youlorelet
>>530589805So you haven't been in a single thread since the video dropped?
>>530589245The world outside Teyvat is beyond fucked and if she doesn't work as a giga-janny then Teyvat(and her) would also die.
>>530589538Bina caught lunar aids from her wife.
>/vg/ is teyvat
>/gig/ is one of its nations
>>530589506They're not close or anything, why would she care? Celestia didn't speak up so she has no obligation to do something about it.
>>530589116>extreme autismSeek help.
>>530589538bina had sex with arle and gave her glitch aids
If anything, the shades being dindus will mindbroke me more than anything else in this game
>>530589964Pierro has a personal vendetta against Those Above because of what happened in Khaen'riah
Tsaritsa Silver Wolf is just mad because Celestia outlawed video games
>>530589994Ronova: Why am I suddenly ovulating?
great characters like Lyney and Lynette
>>530589083Manly men don't have tea parties.
>>530589635Bina was never evil to begin with nothing was stolen from Bina
>>530590120They were just following orders. None of them are evil.
>>530589687It brings me great pleasure.
>>530590048Who is our Archon?
/ourgirl/ Zepla loves the new trailer
So whats beyond the Dark Sea? Nothinng?
>ai models already made for them
wtf
Do the shades have periods?
>>530590210Male pronoun in CN version too.
>>530589804If she's doing her job why do the other shades care who it is? That's why they're pissed at the space shade switching sides
>i guess she was considered ''dead''She wasn't. all the shades probably have physical bodies stored somewhere. This makes Pierro's goal of killing them actually achievable
>>530590000Since when did they confirm Phanes gender? did I miss something?
Great characters like Columbina, Ronova and Asmoday.
Hot take Bina looks nothing like sparkle or Hu tao you're just mentally ill and visually impaired.
How is this chud able to gaze into the abyss directly into the shades
>>530590120They're morally gray. The Khaenri'ahns used the power of the Abyss.
>but the seven sovereignsThey were dictators. Xbalanque the first Pyro Archon did the right thing too.
Ronova's real design should've been like this
>>530590328>The shades are liches with phylacteries stowed away somewhere Sounds like a cool treasure hunt that will take place off-screen if it happens
>>530590420extremely cold take
>>530589506It think her merging with Naberius has imposed some restrictions on her, which is one less headache for the HP.
Rhinedottir joined Shades
Then maybe Asmoday joined Sinners.
>>530590460Her moveset will look like that masked as pyro to fit the 7 elements of teyvat
>>530590221>They were just following ordersisn't that the Nazi excuse?
>>530590324>Maleit's equivalent to "One" in English, lorelet AND languagelet
ofc husbando players are hating Ronova, the best
>>530590210Honestly I don't understand why people are struggling to understand this line so much. Pierro just plans to kill the primordial one.
>not single true flat chest
I am not the target audience of this game
>>530589538Monika? Deletes both of them.
>>530590626That's not what people are getting hung up over, they're obsessing about the gender of Phanes
>>530590009>type "ronova" in xitter>see only general non coomer fanart from fujos and lesbians Literally no one cares
>>530590637Venti exists for you
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A king needs his crown.
>>530590435PVRE CHVDDIC AVRA
Name a character with more aura
>>530590350since last year
https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Wings_of_Delicacies
>>530590637Durin exists for you
Was the Demon the Colonel met Surtalogi?
>>530590637For me its Fischl
Has there ever been a limited character who was sent out to die as Hard as Iniffa (or whatever that clanker is called)?
Apology form to Genshin.
I did not realize Cucktone and his immediate family have a history of sexual abuse.
I did not realize Tencent have been paying influencers six times the Hoyoverse rate to shill for Wuwa meaning any and all hype was purely personal greed.
I was made aware of Natlan being good.
I have renewed my BP and bought six welkins for Nod Kari.
I'm sorry I left.
>>530590576did ChatGPT lie to me...
>>530590120Every single named character in the game will be dindufied without exception. It's the result of 40 years of post modern subversion in fiction that sadly even the Chinese aren't immune from.
Only faceless abstract entities like they abyss and it's purple hordes, or calamities like the whale or Osial and his whore wife are allowed to be evil/real antagonists.
>>530590743>retard crowns a brickkek
5 years and people still don't understand that the only evil faction in the whole setting is the Abyss (forma de le ebil purple goop)
>>530590637My one cope is that the guy who posted a load of bullshit about Columbina (coincidentally only after today's video) also is the one who historically has posted a whole load of genuine bullshit like Spider arlecchino and a ton of Natlan crap that never ended up being real
>>530590691But we've known the primordial one is male since Sumeru at the latest I believe with the goddess of flowers stuff.
>>530590568Sorry I don't believe in fake history on events that never occurred and have no physical evidence of ever having occurred.
Here's a Eula to tell you to fuck off with your revisionist Mondstadt history shit.
>>530590743What teams have you been playing him in?
So what if Phanes is a cute girl?
>>530590774>The thirtieth customer was a witch. After taking one look at her face, the colonel knew exactly what she wanted to order.>And so, the two of them stayed silent the whole time.>Finally, the witch looked up. Her cheeks were bulging, full of chicken in the process of being chewed, and the corners of her mouth were stained with oil.>"Don't you have a story to tell?" asked the Colonel.>"I told you everything the first time I came here," said the witch as she took a big gulp of cola. "Or are you saying I can't come just for the food?">"Point taken," replied the colonel, handing her a napkin.Alice really likes her fried chicken
And now I want to eat fried chicken too
Why does everyoine act like the twins blonde hair is oh so special in Teyvat?
There's a shit ton of blondes in Teyvat and no one gives a shit
>>530590810The previous x.8 unit
Female goddesses are weak to this.
>>530590894we don't know POs gender canonically its a literal cockless titless being but there's two retards pushing their headcanons as proof
>>530590868You just got rage baited sis
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what is the deal? I legit dont get it
What about the other sovereign dragons, will they ever be relevant again?
>>530590810Not recently. Typically they at least have C6 bait these days but Ineffa tanked a 30% nerf this week
>>530589893How long time passes on Genshin is weird. But since Albedo said she got the Heart artifact before he even arrived in Teyvat, I wonder if this Imaginarium Theater comment by Alice covers her schizo relationship with Naberius.
>"It's so rare for R to be in her right mind for a spell. Should she really be wasting the precious little lucid time she has writing this?"
>>530590810Wrio and mualani
>>530590810yeah Kazuha
>last patch before Inazuma>first ever drip marketing of Ayaka, Yoimiya and Sayu right before his banner
>Drains you Dry of your light element making you Job throughout your whole journey
What was her problem?
Given that both of them appear in Nod-Krai I need at least one scene with Columbina annoying Dottore
I have some questions.
Are we going to get some sort of new Traveler thing in the new region despite it not being Snez and therefore not Cryo Traveler?
Are the new shade units going to totally invalidate my current roster? Should I just save instead of rolling for old units?
>>530590817>I did not realize Cucktone and his immediate family have a history of sexual abuse.How was that not immediately obvious
>>530590774this is stupid, why isn't this in the game?
>>530588551Everyone does, don't be a contrarian
>>530591032She roleplays as Layla and Venti when shes bored
>>530590515SARA NOOOOO
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH
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>>530591040They basically were Teyvat's first line of defense when the HH arrived, and the lore implies beating them was difficult for them
The Sovereigns are still relevant [if they manage to get their authority back]
>>530591068from the trailer
HSR, Phainon? No one remembers
NodKrai is PEAK
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Just a reminder, the Four Shades may look amazing in animation but once they're in the game, well, just look at Skirk and you'll understand.
>>530590782Don't mind if I do
>>530590982So they aren't confirmed either. Got it.
>>530591040>Once upon a time, that world was ruled by dragons.>But not the ones you hear about in stories. These were more akin to a cross between lizards and chickens.>It might be hard for you to imagine it, Klee, but that was exactly what that world was like: fish-dragons lived in the oceans, and bird-dragons soared through the skies on wings that were super huge!>They were powerful creatures, and so they looked down on all the other animals.>In that world, they were rulers of all life.>Later on, humans appeared in that world.>No one knows how that happened. >Maybe they came with the falling meteorites. Who knows? But what we do know is that they had a strange habit, which was known as "Sunday dinner.">Not long after, that day came. The feast was about to begin.>Dragon drumsticks and dragon wings were smeared with flour, and were subjected to the flames of the furnaces that the humans made.>They were made into food for everyone. >They say that dragon meat tasted delicious, causes the people to lick their fingers after eating.Probably not
>>530591087He was rolled more than Yoimiya and only a bit less than Ayaka
You can check the old paimon.moe data
>>530591126We don't know
They won't be playable for a while
Save for whoever you want from the Nod-Krai roster which will be revealed in like two-ish weeks
Phanes is male
Nibelung is male
All sovereigns were male
You may cope/seethe/shid all you want but that won't change the objective truth
>>530590913My favorite one is shatterbloom but I rarely play it anymore because I have to swap out Xingqiu's artifacts to EM which is annoying. Which I have to do for any Kaveh team actually because the hydro triggers most of the blooms.
>>530591032Imagine if this ties into Venti's SQ with Stanley. Venti has been dead for a very long time, but the shade of time has been keeping him alive by pretending to be him.
>>530591018>headcanonsit's literally from the latest glider's item description. it describes Descenders including Phanes, Nibelung and Alice
https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Wings_of_Delicacies
>>530590894it's a she
>>530590980They are aliens like Skirk. Aether can wield all the elements and switch between them on the fly in the lore. He can also purify (read: absorb) Abyssal corruption. He is more special than someone like Arlecchino.
>>530591032Have you ever heard of the Winds of Time?
>"The Tsaritsa?"
>"That useless jobber?"
What did the shades mean by this?
>>530590637We already peak perfect flatness with Furina and Focalors.
They are incapable of one upping her.
>>530591321>All sovereigns were maleGender warriors don't even play this game
Evidence #4737281919
>>530591068Goddamn that's flat
>>530591040Ineffa's weapon literally says dragons created the Moon Goddesses and brings up Nibelung again. As for a new playable Sovereign, Idk.
>>530591413ah yes the thirteen descenders fucking retard lmfaooo
>alice>>>descenderLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>530591156I kinda get she larp as venti, but why layla???
>>530590301ai is getting crazy
>>530591126>Should I just save instead of rolling for old units?Depends on your interests. In terms of power we're in an age of powercreep - reruns have the same wish cost for less meta value and likely a shorter duration of meta relevance. They risk quickly becoming unplayable at a top level. Objectively you are paying more and receiving less.
That said, you should really focus on what makes you happy. Roll for who you like.
The other questions can't be answered yet.
Uhh bros
Asmoday's master is referred as a female in the Spanish translation
>>530591319I have a feeling Bronya will be Skirk-height
Tall hebe or womanlet hag, depends how you look at it
>Descenders including Phanes, Nibelung and Alice
>Alice
Soon Bina will be unleashed upon the world and there will be nothing anyone can do about it.
>>530591473Paimon should've been a hebe with a crush on Aether
It's been at least six hours probably more how the fuck are those two spergs still talking about KFC wings
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>ronova invented black people
>>530591208wrong general sis
>>530591574>Uhh bros>Asmoday's master is referred as a female in the Spanish translationThen that means Asmoday isn't Paimon, simple as. Since Loom is the canon evil twin.
>>530591574sorry I can't read anything other than english
Ronova veil is really cute
So Nibelung went to war with Phanes twice and lost both times?
>>530590714>it's another episode of "women can't understand how algorithms work"Every time you dumb cunts do this you make me lose more hope in humanity.
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Stare at me, daddy
>>530591510>>530591587Alice is clearly the character mentioned in the Wings Lore.
>>530591413Alice isn't a descender, retard
The second descender was an alien lady that possesed a teyvat boy
>>530589245She was mega unstable mentally until she absorbed shade of life. I guess that sinner abyss power affected her or something.
Basically she was having constant melties, and naberius helped her in exchange of becoming a giga-janny.
>>530591279This is just an allegory to humans conquering the planet, right? Phanes didn't actually unleash hordes of ravenous humans that hunted down, killed, cooked, and ate Neuvillette and his friends?
It's crazy to think most of my 20s has been dedicated to Genshin Impact
>>530589526You think every woman who likes dudes having sex with dudes is some caricature who fingers themselves nonstop at the sight of two men?
Do you think any dude who likes seeing two women kiss and fondle each other in porn is jerking off nonstop and make it their whole identity too?
The fact is that most men like seeing pretty women do sexy things together, as do women enjoy seeing handsome men do it. But neither makes it their entire identity unlike terminally online freaks who has nothing else to live for.
>>530591515If you write the God line before that, it'll tell you "he" can be used as a neutral pronoun because the word for God is gender neutral.
>>530591685Why do you think Neuvillette we wuzzes so much
>>530591451Even the in-universe characters are aware of the accelerating power levels
Very meta of Fat Xiao
>>530591702Show me your algorithm then
The only coomer shit of her that I see is ai slop
>>530591510>>530591736sorry, I should've used "visitor to Teyvat" but I figured you'd have enough intelligence to connect the dots yourself
>>530591685Yeah they are the Germans.
>>530591787where do you think you are?
>>530591451She cheats at videogames, she can't win without haxx.
>>530591787>Do you think any dude who likes seeing two women kiss and fondle each other in porn is jerking off nonstop and make it their whole identity too?Judging solely by 4chan's yuritroons, yeah?
>>530591279People still fail to realize this is talking about our real life world that the "dragons" are dinosaurs and the "Dragon drumsticks and dragon wings" are chicken wings and drumsticks in regards to the KFC collab that gave us the wings.
>>530591772don't be too harsh on yourself there are posters here who dedicated half of their life being miserable to strangers online
>>530591918>doubles downAsk ChatGPT to explain it to you, holy fuck.
>>530591807so every single other language fucked it up? KEK, it's happening again
>Take a look at reddit accounts crying about "no males"
>Browse through their post history and social media
>like 80% of these are guys who at one point tell you they're /r9k/ incels who hate women, lolifags and/or just shitposters using 4chan lingo everywhere
ca 20% is still vocal, but a minority. The rest is just /v/tards stirring up shit it seems in hopes of blowing some airs into their failed epic culture war of '15
>>530591787>You think every woman who likes dudes having sex with dudes is some caricature who fingers themselves nonstop at the sight of two men?Yes.
>Do you think any dude who likes seeing two women kiss and fondle each other in porn is jerking off nonstop and make it their whole identity too?Yes.
That is how it is when people are so obsessed with injecting their fetishes into every little thing.
Just because Pierro meant to do allegory on the Phanes in that video doesnt mean Phanes is a man.
It's like when ancient greek dude wrote The Tortoise and the Hare he didn't mean literal tortoise and literal hare.
>>530591717https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/The_Little_Witch_and_the_Undying_Fire
>>530592175I will now roll for Mavuika
>>530591451If Pierro is devoted to her then the Tsaritsa is clearly doing something right.
Also I love Ronova shit talking anybody when she’s the biggest jobber out of the celestial faction, even Naberius who got fucking eaten and merged with a human has a higher stock than her.
>>530591759Of course not
hehe
>>530591787>You think every woman who likes dudes having sex with dudes is some caricature who fingers themselves nonstop at the sight of two men?This is literally me
>>530589687Lol if only, I very much doubt HSR will ever be free of worms at this point, they love normie money too much to let go of them.
>>530591759Does Alice look like a psycho who would eat Sovereigns?
>>530591303Maybe so, not sure, but he was clearly sabotaged. Also forgot to mention that he was the first limited 5* to release without a personal story quest.
>>530591139that's what Nod-Krai is for
>>530591315>>530591572Yeah okay I see. I want some old units but I guess they are done and over with already. I wanted Shenhe, Ganyu and Hu Tao but...I guess they are doomed to suck forever huh....not to even mention Eula....guess I will just jerk off to the fan art and enjoy the story content if they show up but actually rolling for them doesn't sound so fun now...
Also Natlan characters spoiled me. It's really hard to play this game and explore without the Mavuika bike or Xilonen climb or Citlali jump....Varesa run will probably be stupid good once I finish building her too....
>>530590817FUCK OFF WERE FULL
>>530592132>can't post a screenshot of his xitter search Ok retard
>>530592203You missed the key point here
>unlike terminally online freaks who has nothing else to live for.Believe it or not, the vast amount of humans do NOT in fact live on social media. Only someone living on it would ever believe so.
>>530592121All Genshin needs is a male character with a story as good as Phainon's, and Genshin will finally be back.
>>530592242>he didn't mean literal tortoise and literal hare.You don't know that.
Now you're just making stuff up about Greek psychology.
>>530592316If you're not willing to waste rolls, another option is to add some friends and borrow those characters in IT
>>530590817>I did not realize Tencent have been paying influencers six times the Hoyoverse rate to shill for Wuwa meaning any and all hype was purely personal greed.Yep: https://streamable.com/qcbbt1
>>530592280They don't make money.
Sunday flopped.
Phainon is flopping on Phainon's end, Firefly skin and Fate collab are carrying him to likely decent enough numbers... but that literally just means
>make better shit so people don't want another IP's collab over your stuff>make more female skins
You're not allowed in the /gig/ guild if you don't own all of Archons + Columbina.
>>530592286Her kid blows stuff up without a care in the world constantly, if she takes after her mom, chances are pretty high yeah.
Ronova has all those eyes and she couldn't tell Pierro was looking at her?
>>530592121people are hatewatching the genshin one to make fun of our terrible character designs
>>530591685No. He left Teyvat to do who knows what and left the Moon Sisters in charge. During the time he was missing, Phanes arrived. When Nibelung came back, he was corrupted by the Abyss. He started fighting Phanes only after he returned. Some people used to think Nibelung went to space to gain strength to fight Phanes because he was losing, but Ineffa's weapon confirmed this is false.
>>530591040Read Ineffa's weapon description. Natlan and Nod-Krai are closely tied together.
>>530592314>that's what Nod-Krai is foras if, I expect 6 festivals instead of 2
>>530592382Neuvilette is better
We just need a Neuvilette (Varka) and the rest female
Urbansloppa flopped bigly btw
>>530592365It’s not good to eat/drink while lying down that’s how you get indigestion
>>530592347Paimon LOOOVES her new master
>>530592382That's Capitano and he's stuck sitting on the chair until god knows when
>>530592382The only good thing about Paimons story is that he suffers, he deserves it for wasting our time with his useless heroic speeches patch after patch.
Glad we won't be seeing that retard anytime soon again.
>>530592481Why do you fags always act like every female character does well? Remind me how Cipher performed? Or Fugue?
>>530592242Well what he said was enough to get the anti-male people to go on an offensive claiming the opposite.
>>530592573we are getting HSR style 6.0-6.8 AQs bwo keep up
>>530592490You have all that dick and still is a virgin?
This thread is taking their powerscaling too seriously, remember that in game THIS mogs the God of Thunder and eternity
Last year i went on the Camino, a pilgrim route in Spain/France.
I met a lot of people and every time i asked: Do you like gay stuff opposite of your gender, and if so, why are you trans?
The police picked me up and i was sent back to my nation after half a day.
That was the moment i decided to hate Genshin Impact. Fuck fat xiao!
if you have /hsrg/ in your history you can fuck right back off to your tranny general
>>530592382Kill yourself faggot
>>530592481>fate collabThis is how I can tell that you don't play the game
Reminder: Columbina "The Damselette" the 3rd of the Fatui Harbingers is for (You).
>>530592701>Why do you fags always act like every female character does well? Remind me how Cipher performed? Or Fugue?>oivey why doesnt every female winSome do.
Which is more than zero males.
Almost every male not propped up by something like a game's debut is a flop. It's simple aesthetics.
>>530592681it's ok she looks cute doing so.
>>530592812based based based based
>>530592489Imagine Apep meeting this young elf and being terrified and thinking she just met a vicious alien killer, because she looks like a mini Alice.
Apep be like
>T-those evil red eyes>T-those wicked elf ears
>>530592492Teyvat Chapter 240k likes
Myriad 84k
Japan
Teyvat 61k
Myriad 36k
Just accept the power of Ronova senpai
>>530592761I want the over under on surviving a full sized cow butt drop vs getting struck by lightning. I'm 100% convinced more people would die to the cow.
>>530590817>How is this relevant to Genshin in any shape or form>How had you not realised this the split second you saw the name Tencent >Being 'made aware' implies that you rely on other people to inform you how to feel>A BP and six welkins is $40, literally less than the second-highest genesis crystal purchase of which true fans (whales) buy dozens of every patch; you are a drop in the ocean>Traitor
>>530592347Please stop posting this image, I can't fucking fap three times a day every day, it's not healthy.
Urbankino succeeded bigly btw
>>530592869Only if (you) are Arlecchino
>>530592812Keep your tribal niggery to Sony vs Nintendo or whatever /v/tards these days are fighting for (free of charge!).
i want an indian bf to support my genshin addiction
>>530592698>Glad we won't be seeing that retard anytime soon againI... bro... how do I say this...
>>530592869You discovered who this character is 2 days ago sis.
Columbina is for her Seelie court only.
>>530591787uh oh yeast goblin melty
>>530592851Think it's around 44 hours away on my end. And people just spend when they spend, they're not waiting til Friday to make the revenue chart spike later so it's like super clear it's not for Phainon.
They just logged in, swiped Firefly skin, maybe got BP due to new cones (weapons) on it, and they're doing whatever til Friday.
>>530592121Emanators designs are much better
>>530592920Many are saying this.
>>530592869please stop upsetting the mentally ill
we don't need another scat spam
I got goosebumps 3 times during the teaser.
Phainon need the most glazed promotion ever to have 1/3 of Firefly numbers.
Males need to be extremely important for the story and meta. Look Alhaitham flop
>>530592897>RonovaIstaroth, she jobbed to her in JP
>>530592761Why does Varesa love burgers so much if she's also a cow?
>>530592893Considering how old Apep is she might have actually witnessed a child Alice.
>>530593116I was erect every time Ronova was on screen.
>>530593116Shut the window or turn up the heat retarf
>>530591787>caricature who fingers themselves nonstop at the sight of two menThis is literally me
>>530593116this but unironically
>>530593116I get dickbumps every time I see a Sparkle pic.
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Reminder that this is Klee's world and you're just visiting. All the waifus belong to Klee. if you obtain it is only temporary and only because Klee allowed it and she will return to Klee.
>>530593176>Why does Varesa love burgers so much if she's also a cow?Some things are best left unknown.
>>530593080pseudo artistic bs that you will never saw in game aside of png
its anime uwu gacha in the end, not Souls
so what is the point?
I'm going to play dota now
>>530592874even if a male character does well you'll brush it off as him getting shilled or something else getting credit for the sales
Sunday did well in the context of how poorly the game was doing as a whole at the time
>>530591520Why not. They have to keep a tab on every region, Ronova has Inazuma, Nabirus has Liyue and Fontaine. Asmoday had Natlan and thats why it went to shit. Istaroth has Sumeru and Mondstadt
>>530593138>Look Alhaitham flopbut Alhaitham did not flop...
>>530592382>wormer didn't look at the image before respondingfagworm flopped lmao
>>530593310how about me and you play frotta instead?
>>530592121>worm vs cute girlsIs this surprising?
>>530592697Capitano was nowhere near as kino
i know you guys love your god's, but i just wanna say kachina is super cute
>*kisses cheek*
>the honktroons (niggerish hype chasers) that left will now come crawling back and reinfest genshin with their crypto fujoshit and shipfaggotry ensuring that 8,0 is sumeru tier
how do we stop this
>>530592893>>530592489>>530592286Do you even know what Alice do? She literally tried to make an generator for the mills by putting hilichurls into a ball shaped cage, and suggested grinding older and weaker ones to feed more stronger hilichurls.
>>530593080That's only because the Lord Ravagers weren't designed to be playable at some point.
>>530593152Thats because of voice actor. Everyone is drawing Ronova.
Ronova's voice in both JP and EN is perfect. But i can't explain why. She does sound like a girl failure (and mostly has been so far), and not at all intimating, yet that just makes her hotter. Is this how yumes feel when they see Kaveh?
Can you blame him for watching?
>>530593314>you'll brush it off as him getting shilled or something else getting credit>Sunday did well in the context of how poorly the game was doing as a whole at the time>did well in the context of>in the context ofAccuse others of the kind of goalpost moving you're doing yourself.
"Sunday didn't flop, it's just that the game was bad which means he actually did great!"
[Fact] Alhaitham would have been one of the most beloved characters in the game and heiled by /gig/ as Literally Me if Kaveh was instead his big titty bratty younger biological sister (they still live together and banter the same way)
>>530593378Are you really pretending that dumb shit was kino?
Even Moze is more badass than this scrub, and he's a fucking cleaner.
>>530593390they won't
nod krai will also have one worm a year and all girls being for (you) just like natlan did, ensuring these freaks stay far away from the game
>>530593071>And people just spend when they spend, they're not waiting til Friday to make the revenue chart spike later so it's like super clear it's not for Phainon.Cool
Then Skirk's banner is her + Marysuika rerun
Holy floppas
>>530592707>projectionI did not even see the EN translation because I watched it in JP, I just posted what lorefags have known for months
>>530593437For me, it's the hilichurl catapult. I love Alice. I can't wait to have her.
>>530593152Thank you voice actor. Everyone is drawing Ronova.
>>530593572We know, Lumine.
>>530593390You don't play the game anymore bro. Why even pretend you ever cared? Go to /v/ if you want to have epic shitpost battles.
If Phainon made half less PingPong hours than Mavuika then why did they say he made more money in that JP website than Mavuika?
>>530593536True. Too bad that's not what happened.
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>>530593341>fagworm floppe-ACKlol
>>530593536everyone knows this
Not a single post in history that has contained the phrases
>cute and canon
>straight males
>roots
>for (you)
>waifu/husbando
has ever been good
>>530593637please go back to your general
>>530593572We know, Arlecchino
I dont care if Columbina ends up yuribaited, I only dont want her to be pagbaited because I hate aether players
>>530588985>Will die tragically>Will die as a villain>Will get Signora'd>Will be playable
>>530593536[Fact] If I had a vagina I would be a woman
>>530593323He flopped for a top dps from Sumeru era. The second half of Sumeru is the whole reason why the game tried to stop make male characters
Ofc no male characters was a worse idea, but Da Wei convinced everyone because of Sumeru sales.
>>530593706How about you go back to your board first?
Never even played any other gacha before btw.
Sorry for underperforming guys...
>>530593437To be fair, curse of immortality, right?
Bros what does Saintantos have to say about our new trailer....
>>530593606I liked when she destroyed Raiden's kitchen and was surprised that Raiden got people to babysit her
>I just destroyed her kitchen and injured her best general. Why is she so mad? That NEET is so unreasonable
We are returning to the roots, with cute and canon waifus and husbandos who are for (You). Straight males won
>>530593749It brings me great pleasure.
>>530593550>all girls being for (you) just like natlan didhuh?
>>530593749I picked Aether for story accuracy autism and I agree.
>>530593836He's busy predunking on ZZZ 2.1 (it's not out yet for weeks)
>>530593749Why do you hate your own gender, troon?
>>530593663It's almost like the only ones with real data are Mihoyo.
If there's some huge return to faggotry, then I guess it means that somehow they got the message that faggotry sells.
But considering they just debuted 4 waifu gods...
>>530593749Okay, but what if she is yuribait, flirts with Lumine, but has different non-flirtatious dialogue for Aether?
>>530592910>Average weight needed to kill an average person via asphyxiation is 570 lbs >Average cow weighs 800 to 1400 lbsAnd 90% of people survive lighting strikes because despite the high voltage (300m~ Volts) the duration of the strike is too low for there to be a sufficiently lethal amount of amps, so cows are unironically deadlier than lightning.
>>530593831it's okay, ZZZ
>>530593629I don't remember posting this
>>530593689is this mav's and my wife, emilie's banner?
>>530593898I never said anything about gender you >>>/pol/ freak, I just said I hate aether players
>>530593663That jp website uses ai generated numbers
>>530593964sorry your wife is so ugly
Serious question, why don't they give Loom and Aether a skin? I'm sure that would ease up a lot of the drama regarding Aether.
>>530593786>Ofc no male characters was a worse idea>when Genshin is finally recovering after 2 years of freefallIf anything one male per year is still too many.
I would like a unit that can open a portal like Strange from Marvel Rivals. Or just a portal user in general. Would be a lot of fun.
Sorry for peeing myself during the meeting...
>>530593759>A front shown character>DyingLol, naive. If anyone's dying it's Asmo because she wasn't shown at all but made out as a bad girl. Besides Ronova was loved ever since she literally set her eyes on the story. Amazing what a voice can do to turn people around
By all measures and from everything we've heard about Columbina she's too schizophrenic for any human contact
I play multiple gacha games and haven't spent any money on any of them
>>530591150I love the lore, but hate the designs.
>>530593825what the fuck are you talking about you schizo freak
just fuck off back to /hrtg/ and stop shitting up the thread with your schizobabble
>>530593536Yes, and birds go 'tweet'. What else?
>>530594012You're trans. You can't refute this
>>530594051>when Genshin is finally recovering after Natlanftfy
>>530594126I spend $15 a month on Genshin, HSR, and ZZZ
>>530593947Thank you for confirming. I knew it.
I don't know why you hype yourselves about the shades when we will not see them in years
>>530593749All 3 or 4 of them?
That amount of hatred...is inhuman!
>>530594064Furina...Ronova...Sandrone...
Asmoday belongs to Aether
>>530593518Well it makes sense to compare him to characters released around his banner, which were Rappa and Fugue, no?
>>530594032but it's in moonrunes how could it be wrong
>>530594051>If anything one male per year is still too many.based based based based
zero worms a year by 2028 lets gooo
i accidentally found out something incredibly funnny, /gig/
>>520822353>>520833268>>520833818>bisexual nahitroon isn't just a /gig/ thread celebrity, he's a fortnite general e-celeb too>even there people recognize him by his posting style (see third post)
>>530594064I watched every drop flow out
Hot take I want Bina to be a character with her own agency I don't want any ship or (you) shit. Just the cute angel, seelie, fallen angel lunar goddess of what the fuck ever this creature is to do her own thing.
>>530593838https://files.catbox.moe/d0g371.png
>>530592761Raiden is like 100000 times more prettier than Varesa
>>530594202>I don't know why you hype yourselves about the shades when we will not see them in yearsIts a matter of direction lil bro
>>530594051>when Genshin is finally recovering after 2 years of freefallNatlan is universally agreed to be the worst region in Genshin and there is nothing but shilled women in though?
I regret skipping 2 weeks of welkin.
>>530594064Tiffany... Please try to be more like Cisei and Yogurt...
>>530594146This is a bot post. You can tell by it's lack of complex language and mostly being random popular slurs. At least i hope it is. No human could be this much of an npc.
>>530593176Is that butter on top of the bun? The bread will be soggy and you'll have butter fingers. Who does that?
>>530593964>barely ahead of a rerun on a PC gameno wonder fagworm couldn't even outsell therta lol
Breaking my wrist to the four shades on god no cap
>>530594069They think Mihoyo hates money.
All Shades will live and be playable.
What makes someone think RHINEDOTTIR of all people won't be playable?
>>530594279She will be Sparkle but with sad past. that's the best you can dream. Anything else is delusional
>>530594202I definitely believe think they're going to show up for a scene here and there throughout the Nod-Krai story but I think the people who are expecting them to be the main characters of 6.X are going to be disappointed, especially if they're also hoping for them to become playable right away
The actual Nod-Krai story will be about the Fatui, Columbina and whatever the random factions in Nod-Krai are up to while the region is under attack by the Wild Hunt
It's nowhere written schizo, insane and perhaps even violent girls can't be for (You).
>>530594064>Someone is watching us>*Renova pisses herself*
>>530594279built for futa arlecchino
>>530593917>waifu godsThose are unplayable lore characters that were mentioned since the release of the game
Only Ronova's name is new.
Theres nothing wrong with being trans
>>530594390This post has to be ironic
>>530594279Same. Just jack off to non canon art and scenarios like always and let the schizo calamity stay as she is.
>>530594390>What makes someone think RHINEDOTTIR of all people won't be playable?She's literally Sonic OC tier.
>the best alchemist in Khaenri'ah and a Sinner and a Hexenzirkel and now a Shade of the big bad (good (bad))!It's a bit much
>>530594202It's mostly the implication that they'll be more than just footnotes in some books we find in ruins.
Besides, we have talked with Ronova already, even if it was lame as fuck.
>>530588309 (OP)>10 posts per minuteWhat did I miss
>>530593581one worm per year lole
>>530594140I saw this happen in real life but it was a fat black woman and the guy died.
>>530594279contrary to what the shiptroons say, its perfectly possible for a character to both have her own agency and be in love with the player self-insert character
citlali is one of the best developed natlan characters and not even the most deranged cuckposter can say she is not in love with aethet
>>530594473A Dragon Soreveign is playable btw
>>530594524A trailer you're supposed to be hyped about because it dropped 4 new gods out of nowhere
>>530594390R is a bit too evil for Genshin standards I feel like.
>>530594524a new trailer and gender wars for the 57th time this week
>>530594524Have you been sleeping for 18 hours?
>>530594524We're in the middle of a tough battle and all the phones are being called in for auxiliary support
>>530594219>highly shilled ex-villain who gets added to the main crew>vs two literal nobodies>does on par with the nobodies>this makes it's a huge success for a major character of several patches of screentime AND main cast additionB
If sunday flopped any harder, I'd be able to exchange him for a 4-star weapon.
>>530594390>What makes someone think RHINEDOTTIR of all people won't be playable?Mostly because she's done some pretty bad stuff. Not necessarily intentionally mind you, but if we assume "villains can't be playable" as is so often repeated here, she's definitively in that range for causing like half of Teyvat's troubles
Neuvillette will 1v1 Ronova
The Shades don't look bad, but they kinda look like generic anime girls or is it just me? Skirk's design feels more unique because of her artificial limbs. Asmoday's cape and Ronova's eye wings are cool though. Anyway, I sure hope Rhinedottir gets rid of her ugly dress, hers is the weakest design by far.
>>530594361I will post this image when it updates in two months 24/7 here btw, you got too uppity
>>530594524gender wars started again
>no matter what rhindotter does she'll have this constant nagging voice in her head
Why would she want this. Imagine having sex and having someone else watch you constantly voicing their opinion
[Sad News] Ronova had another accident and pissed herself in front of the other shades
>>530594575Citlali gets spitroasted by her grandson and his BBC buddy every night cucky
>>530594625>does on par with the nobodiesoh you're shitposting
I regret engaging with your bullshit
>>530594342She did her best and that's all that really matters.
did it swap teams is there truly another person on the planet who will spam the same thing for an entire day
>its perfectly possible for a character to both have her own agency and be in love with the player self-insert
lol
>citlali is one of the best developed natlan characters
LMAO
>>530594284Cheating on my genshin wife with Sparkle...
Dumping a fat load of cum deep down Sparkle's throat...
Not having any cum left for my genshin wife because Sparkle swallowed it all...
>>530593749Columbina will be for (You) and it will be the greatest love story ever told
>>530594726Even worse (in a funny way) it seems like Naberius pops out on a tiny hologram display so there's a chance even the others around her can see and hear her
>>530594717yes yes its a good tao thread now frick off we are fighting a gender war here
Hilarious how that HI3 collab event spoiled everything long ago but back then people took it as a joke.
>>530594641Bitch nigga ain't even got 1/100 of his powers back, and is a manlet even among dragons (did you see the SIZE of the pyro dragon's skeleton and weapon??)
Anyone else immediately became pregnant when Pierro started speaking?
>>530594579Only because the hydro sovereign LITERALLY evolved into a human and Neuvillette himself doesn't understand why.
He can't turn into a dragon or something.
We won't get any more sovereigns.
>>530593689>JP Only thing doomers use lmaooooo
All that and he still flopped to Skirk
>>530594791Well she is, but it says something about Natlan cast, not Citlali
Does anyone have the koko where her face is getting pinched?
Firefly is easily the best written character in Honkai Star Rail.
>>530594825What did it spoil? Never played hi3
>>530594825err where's the left girl lower body part?
>>530594625To be fair, adding an "ex-villain" to your crew is lame and always ruins that character.
Sunday was a good villain and is a boring express member.
Cheld was a mediocre villain and is a terrible "friend for no reason whatsoever".
>Anyone else immediately became pregnant when Pierro started speaking?
>>530594825I need to cum inside Fischl.
>>530594726>Why would she want this. Imagine having sex and having someone else watch you constantly voicing their opinion
>>530594801I just hope all these tourists will be long gone by the time her banner starts so we don't have to deal with their meltdowns.
>>530594524Kaveh's birthday is reviving the hype.
>>530594591The main villain of the arc in HSR just became playable. He killed millions of people millions of times.
I've never played HSR, how did pic related actually end up becoming so popular to the point where I probably see her more than any other character from the game on various non-Hoyoverse related platforms?
Could whatever made her this way also be added to a Genshin character to achieve the same effect?
>>530594907>We won't get any more sovereigns.Erm your Electro & Pyro Sovereigns in Natlan? Remember the iconic (and totally credible) leak by Uncle Pingpong?
>>530594390>They think Mihoyo hates money.Well... they do
Otherwise they would release more skins than 1 every 5 months
They would run 3 banners at a time like HSR
They would run chronicle banners more often
They would buff old shit year1 characters nobody rolls for
The skins issue alone proves mihiyo doesn't care about making money from genshin
>but 3D is har-no its not stop being spoonfed lies by corpos being lazy. if modders can make them easily the actual devs with the full resources can
Optimal amount of worms per year?
13 super tiktok hours > 15 dead week hours btw
Bina better do some good or the legacy of the Fatui will be a dindu, jobbers, a simp in a cuck chair, and a guy who likes to watch
>>530594767>Rappa was literally introduced in the patch she was released and hasn’t returned since>The Tingyun we knew was literally a Lord Ravager the whole timeYes, they’re literally nobodies compared to the shilling and screentime Sunday got
>>530595057She's just Hu Tao wearing a Shimenawa set
>>530594801you say this about every FOTM waifushit, and it never turns out to be true, paggie
>>530595057I played HSR before quitting.
She literally does NOTHING in the story.
She has one big "set up" that ends up being an in universe prank. It's a joke. She's a nothingburger.
>>530595057Shes an annoying useless crazy bitch and jobs. Also has the sexiest design out of all hoyo games.
So can someone explain to me who the fuck the evil people are in this game? Is it the Tsarita, the abyss, or the shades?
>>530594825I only vaguely remember, wasn't Roza just playing Genshin as a video game?
>citlali is one of the best developed natlan characters
kek, what?
>>530594928omg hiii kokooo
>>530595096Zero, but I can begrudgingly live with one. Won't spend a single cent on the game until we're down to zero, however.
>>530594960That entire Genshin setting is a fake magic virtual world. Among other things.
>>530595103enough to make self hating trannies like you seethe
so at least 1
You can't fuck a shade of the Heavenly Principles.
>>530594907They all have playable designs. I dont believe every shade will be, but I doubt there's not at least one.
Otherwise they would do some weird shit like HSR Gods and unplayable emanators
>>530595057Mesugakis sell
>>530594825No one plays HI3.
But if they got Fischl I want that pink girl, she looks better than what I'm used to seeing from honkslop.
>>530593536[fact] 0 IQ take
>>530594976I for one spontaneously grew ovaries when he stared down Ronova.
What an absolute daddy.
>>530594960NTA but from what I remember it had a lot of Inazuma spoilers.
You go to fight a Shogun with Keqing but it turns out you didn't fight the real Shogun but their shadow warrior, who is also a puppet based on herself.
>>530595057She's very hot, and she's also the first mesugaki Mihoyo has ever made.
>>530594309>better character animations than ever>more marketing promos than ever>tons of in-house animated shorts with more on the wayseething troon and femcels tourists aren't "universal". Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to Natlan, cry more
>>530595235>That entire Genshin setting is a fake magic virtual world.Literally proven wrong. Teyvat is a real planet and Nibelung was its soul. The Heavens just put a lid on it.
>>530595176It's whoever suits the narrative at the moment.
Ronova should've looked like this
>>530595176The abyss as an entity.
Basically abyss wants to eat Teyvat but all of the other factions have their reasons for doing what they're doing.
>>530595173>Also has the sexiest design out of all hoyo games.That's not Clorinde and Arlecchino
>>530595096Just about 3 fiddy
>Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to Natlan
>>530595305>>530595352You know what, that's fair. I get it
>>530595176Fatui and Abyss
Ronova-chan is a good girl, the Shades are good.
>>530595057She's space Kurumi.
>>530594865yes, with another pierro
>>530590515Why is she like this?
>>530595173>Also has the sexiest design out of all hoyo games.>what if Hu Tao but more japongo
>>530595437Clorinde is just boring Ei/Mei
bfr
>Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to Natlan
>>530595057I mean she's basically Hu Tao except better in every single way possible both aesthetically and as a character.
Sparkle is even presumably getting a new playable version in 4.x since her initial version id a modest brick in gameplay.
She just exudes sex and brattiness.
Dahlia's JP voice is insanely erotic.
>>530595529I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR STOCK
>>530595054do you play card game with the main villain in hsr? do you get birthday letter every year from them in hsr? do you have "friendship" level in hsr? do you get special dish from character in hsr? sometime the in-game mechanics don't make sense for le evil characters to be playable here
absolutely fucking wild seeing people unironically call pg13 hu troon the "best character hoyo has ever made" lmfao
*blocks your shade's path*
brazilbros i don't feel so good...
still f2pbtw
>>530595263No, they don't
Dottore's design looks 10000x more playable because he has those dynamic wings at his back. I don't say that he will be playable but his design is a perfect example of that.
All shades are overdesigned, have long hair and too much accessories. Look more like boss designs.
>>530595464kek
natlanbros are sadly very deluded, when I called sumeru/fontaine/natlan filler in the last thread they were the only ones to squeal
Now that I think about it, Ronova reminds me of this old Skirk concept art.
>>530595057She's a racist, she does stuff for shits and giggles, plays a complete red herring in the story as if she intends to do so, its no wonder she's popular.
Why every JPtard think HP is Asmoday?
>>530595358Usually a game starts putting in effort again when they're flopping
>>530595615If you squint they look like salt shakers with legs.
>>530595173She never jobbed. She did everything she wanted to do. Edo Star arc will likely be about her.
>>530588309 (OP)Roll for who you like.
>>530595002the yearly mortality stats will take at least half of them
>>530595358Didin't they just lay off like 600 employees on the Genshin team?
>>530595585It brings me great pleasure this stupid worm you couldn't shut up about for nearly two years ended up being a completely worthless brick with like three lines in a random filler quest.
it's gotta be 1 guy arguing with himself right there's literally no way there's 2 people doing this shit for a whole day
>>530595687sidelined for Yae expy
>>530595057hu tao if she brat
furina is hu tao if she retarf
bina is hu tao if she fatui
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>>530595464>Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to NatlanFemcels be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uTsqJVAeo
>>530595632She looks more like this concept
>>530595057It's just her trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6wQ-75uQU
>>530594285Raiden is like 100000 more pathetic, retarded and useless than Varesa, though
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>>530595368Anime game, anime lovecraftian horrors. They know their audience.
>neither hu tao nor sparkle are good design
>both are the female equivalent of ittoslop (ie rebbit tier)
how old were you when you realized these truths?
>>530595057I've never touched Shart Rail and never will, but I've seen it's characters posted ad nauseam and she's easily the sexiest character in that whole game bar none.
>>530595760[FACT]:Mihoyo is an international multibillion dollar company with a massive marketing data analyst departments. They have thousands of employees trying to determine what sells and what doesn't. The reason they made Dahlia playable and Capitano not is because they have objectively determined that Dahlia is a character with more mass appeal and that they would profit more from releasing him.
>>530595359It's just a hellish rock that couldn't even sustain human life. All reality we see is fake.
>>530595749Idk. But I do know they've been hiring more animators the past year. Looking at how Natlan has smaller areas, I could see them letting go of the 3D environment staff in favor of animators.
>Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to Natlan
>>530595057my dick twitches whenever she bullies us, her design and attitude are pure sex
>>530595616Pobre fudido. Tambem estou ferrado, fui rodar na Mavuika C2 e agora não possuo nenhum pull mais.
Bina me perdoe
>>530595749Yeah, all the wymen whose worthless opinions won't be needed anymore going forward.
why are people even allowed to like what I don't like
>>530595749They didn't lay them off. They moved them to other projects. It was mainly the people who worked on story quests, hangouts, and world quests as they won't be a thing anymore and will be forced into the main story instead like in HSR.
>>530595585It really is.
Good trap for normal anime fans.
I'm disappointed he's a total unplayable brick and not wearing a short skirt.
>>530595852This but unironically also explains the 1 worm per year situation
Males are necessary for games because otherwise you end up with shit like Snowbreak and WuWa where their revenue is down in the shitter and on track to EoS
>>530595819Ei is pathetic, Raiden is based
>>530595176>the TsaritaNo, aside from hiring Dottore shes done nothing wrong
>FatuiOnly Dottore is evil, the others have some morals, in the end its for a good cause
>the abyssThe only "pure" evil, mindless poison that constantly spreads, although that is just its nature, much like a natural disaster. Would you claim earthquakes and tsunamis are evil?
>the shades?While they have dubious methods, the end goal is the prevent the abyss from consuming Teyvat
>Primordial OneMurdered dragons and stole their home to find a place for humans to thrive, for whatever reason that may be
>>530595473I fucking hate to say it, but my dick gets harder at Sparkle than Kurumi at this point.
And Kurumi back in the day oh boy, lost buckets of cum to her. But now all that cum is going to Sparkle.
Kurumi still better wife material though.
>>530595935You probably made the mistake of not liking what I like
>>530595817T-T-TWENTY MILLION? I'm sorry, I am but a humble Genshin character trailer... I am happy to get Twenty thousand...!
>Hoyo finally has money again and it's thanks to Natlan
I rolled every Natlan character except Kinich btw
>>530594250lol what a loser
>>530595852This but unironically also explains the year of worms situation
>>530595057>Interacts with Sunday>Interacts with Sampo>Interacts with Aventurinepeople love whores
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>>530595760You want to fuck him so bad it makes you look stupid
>>530595852Except 4* characters make zero money??
She's playable but at what cost...
The curse got her...
there is absolutely no reason for us to not side with Pierro, not after what we lived with Direidyth, and like he is not even evil too so that excuse does not even work here
>>530595852Pretty sure popedev just tricked them and they are now contractually obligated to have one faggot manlet in every version, including as the male player avatar.
>>530596058did she dieded
Hoyo finally has increased Genshin's budget and it's thanks to Natlan
>>530595760I'm happy you too can derive pleasure from Dahlia.
Imagine how utterly dogshit Fontaine would be if this shizophrenic faggot spammer got his way and Furina was a shonenspic heroine who defeated the whale and was completely flawless in every conceivable way and Neuvillette jobbed in the first act
She'd be as unpopular as Mavuika [a character nobody genuinely likes and people only pretend to like out of contrarianism]
>>530596003It was a paid advertisement, I got it as an ad once when Google bricked my ublock back then. Shit like Qiqi's launch trailer has 30 million views for this reason.
>>530596007>I rolled every Natlan character except Kinich btwWhen Citlali reruns, this will be me as well.
Make fun or sexy girls, I pull, simple as.
We all agree Fontaine teaser was more hype (at the time), right?
>watching youtuber teaching to the trailer
>Asmoday appears on screen
"YOOO IS THAT THE GIRL FROM THE BEGINNING??"
I know the joke is on me for being dumb enough to watch shit like this, but is this the level of the """"content creators""" for this game? And people think a skip button would be a good idea.
It brings me great pleasure knowing that Princess Fischl drives me to be the best me possible.
>>530596063>Interacts with Sunday to call him a chicken>Interacts with Sampo to mock him for losing his mask>Interacts with Aventurine to call him a (s)iggerBased?
>>530596003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oBpaBEMBIM
ENTER
>>530596175People don't like furina because she looks like a boy
>>530596090Kaveh makes more money with his ass right now than your favorite floppa
>>530596215Reaction content slop is the easiest way of them gaining money. Sometimes they react to other people's reactions just to milk something even more.
>>530596175We get you need another archon crying the AQ and being saved by some worm like Alhaitham and Neuvilette
otherwise you can't jerk off like a typical cuckhold
>>530596294FVARK REX LAPIS BROS IM KNEEEEEEEELING
>>530596215>"YOOO IS THAT THE GIRL FROM THE BEGINNING??"What is wrong with saying this? That is literally the only time she has appeared.
>>530595969you lost yuritroon, all girls in the game are for (You)
>>530591032its confusing as fuck
is venti istaroth?
are other shades pretending to be other archons too?
>>530595660Yeah, just like Honkai Impact 3 after Part 2... Oh wait.
>>530596314The Chinese KFC taco...
>>530596212nah it was a massive disappointment compared winter night's lazzo
>>530596314The delusion is palpable.
>>530596063She was laughing at all of them. Seriously retards like you are fucking pathetic.
>>530596393Aether does not look like that (he's a twink like nu-Link).
You do not look like Aether (your skin is brown)
>>530596215Many people have the cognitive abilities of a monkey with down syndrome, but fat Xio isn't doing them any favors.
The storytelling in this game is flat out bad.
>>530596217Done. Saving to C6 Alice and Ronova
>>530596175fontaine was dogshit the second the whale appeared anyway
>>530595176We have:
>Tsaritsa: Aggressively tries to steal the gnosis from the other Archons to fulfill her plan to slap the HP. This causes us to get caught in her plans and having to fight some of her subordinates because they are assholes but some of them are alright. Every other Archon doesn't really seem to give a shit about the gnosis going missing and some are even complicit and ok with hitting the HP back.>The Abyss: As a whole they just wanna consoom and keep consuming everything in their path until it's all purple.>The Abyss Order: Led by your sibling and on a similar vein as the Tsaritsa has a hateboner for the HP. They wanna resurrect Khaen'ria to make up for their fuck up in the past. They don't care about human life and unlike the Fatui they have yet to help us in any way shape or form.>The Shades: Just blindly follow orders set by the HP and enforce them. They them don't really give a damn about transgressions against the HP so long as they are within the rules, kinda implying the HP are assholes not worthy of saving.It all points at the HP being the real bad guys since everyone hates their guts but everyone comes across as an asshole when it comes to trying to get back at them causing Tabibito to get caught in the crossfire. The abyss as a whole is also bad since they are consuming everything as part of their nature which is harmful to everyone living in Teyvat.
>>530596398Basically Venti is part of her. She created him for her own body.
>>530596365Nobody jerks off to Mavuika either considering she has 4x less art then Furina does
>(literally ANY hoyo game gets some attention)
>Shitposts and doomposts rise by 4x the value
Why is this? Don't give me the "kuro/tencent/nexon pays them" excuse. This is akin to a popular nintendo game thread on /v/ and nobody pays those underaged faggots a dime.
>>530595969>their revenue is down in the shitter and on track to EoS....but enough and yuri games
>>530596175So you admit that Fontaine is dogshit since that's exactly what happened, but with SEAvillette instead of Furina. Glad we're in agreement, xis!
>>530596454Does it make you mad? She rides that Penacony cock carousel every system hour.
>>530591382Bro...
He's a skinwalker who stole the look of a nameless bard boy
>>530596614because the retards in these generals never fail to reply
>>530596614Many shitposters from vg live rent free in hoyo threads. It's always the same screenshots and writing pattern.
>>530596175Fontaine was absolute fucking dogshit however. Imagine if the Archon was Neuvillete and had to pretend to be retarded for 500 years and the only way Fontaine gets saved is by a female dragon holding all the power out of nowhere. That's Fontaine but people celebrate because it was a male who held all the power.
Kindly fuck off and hang yourself.
>>530596684Hanabi Sparkle is so popular!
Is it crazy to start saving for Ronova already?
this is a female with a vagina
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been working on my Kuki to get her off Wanderer's Troupe and onto Flower of Paradise Lost, and can't decide if I want to go for HP or EM, artifacts are telling me something.
Zzz has 2 worms per year and it flopped
HSR has 3+ worms per years and it's dying
Genshin has one worm per year and it's the most successful hoyo gacha
Can a smart math guy or something figure this out?
>>530596854Kuki is gonna be so fucking fat
>>530596828>coherent designs for closely related factions is a bad thing now
slingshot or raven bow for on field dps fischl?
>>530596063>chickenwing boy, sucks about your dead sister huh>hey lowly jobber, work for me and you "might" get your mask back>lmao space gypsy kill yourselfYeah, she sure had positive interactions lmao
>>530596828games with novel character designs like star rail
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy.
>>530596824>assuming she'll be playable anytime before 2028 Yes
>>530596614Butthurt faggots just can't let go. Especially all the SEA muslims seething about homos and lesbians.
They just can't accept that all Hoyo games make billions while their pathetic self insert crap barely stays alive.
>>530596917they're all from different planets set on different eras with different technology
>>530596854why the hell do you want hp for your kuki with FoPL?
>>530595976>No, aside from hiring Dottore shes done nothing wrongBut Pierro did that not her. Pierro runs the Fatui the Tsaritsa seems pretty hands off from what we understand she is locked up in her palace most the time and Pierro is the only one who sees her on a regular basis.
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>>530596828Now post Herta.
Did Pierro regain some of that time drifted lost respect in your eyes?
To me he still sounds like a gigachad as he did 3 years ago.
>>530596828And? Yes, the playbale characters' designs are shit in HSR, but the Lord Ravagers and Aeons' designs are mogging everything from genshin.
>>530596947but enough about hu tao
With the Citlali jump, Mavuika bike and Xilonen climb...what was once unreachable feels utterly trivial...I cannot play without this anymore holy fuck...
>>530596175>She'd be as unpopular as MavuikaNo because her design is amazing while biker girls looks like crap.
>>530596828I do wish some of our burst animations were better but I guess you'd need to crank numbers up to compensate for the downtime from animations.
>>530597104Why would he gain or lose respect? We haven't seen him since and Capitano is the one that jobbed
Furina flopped her entire personality is headcanoned and sheis artificlally popualr btw kADFRHB"{OIESTU
>>530591685demiurge too strong
also phanes lost seeing how he has been "asleep" since, bro be dead and his children, shades, are fucking retarded
>>530597098now post her feets
>>530596828Tsaritsa spotted on the bottom right!
>>530597014Incredible how you just had to make it about race and sexuality, as if there's no schizos anywhere else.
But i suspect all the self-doxxed europeans and americans don't count?
How could he ever get his revenge?
>>530597186A WILL FORGED IN ICE
>>530597060Tsaritsa established the Fatui, she's de facto its leader. She just appointed Pierro director.
>>530597032You ask a good question.
I don't really know what I'm doing. I know she is either built for very high EM hyperbloom, or very high HP for her own healing.
Genshin has better playable characters (altho herta and phainon mog over half the cast)
Star rail has better gods
>/gig/ - post about other games general
>>530597283He'll eat Paimon.
>>530596828The only two designs that look remotely the same are Seele and Acheron, all the others are clearly distinct
>>530595057She's like the new cat girl. Extreme sex but dogshit kit. One of the many reasons i wouldn't play HSR even if i was paid to do it because of all its blatant homo wanking.
Truly ironic how a game from the Honkai verse is so male coded.
>>530597223Don't you know gacha player logic?
If he's not constantly in the scene, and if nobody is asking where he is when he is not, then clearly everyone suddenly hates him! See literally any character who hasn't had a banner in a longer while
>>530597283By defeating Edelgard at last
Tee hee
>>530596917The characters in the top line have little to no connection to eachother the bottom line only the far left and far right are connected.
>>530597104Pierro is based. Go cultivate those celestia brats, mein director.
>>530597160She'd be more popular than Mav but less popular than current Furina.
I hoped they made Furina an actual schizo who made the prophesy up herself for entertainment purposes and had actual archon powers, but oh well.
Less of a disspointment than missing out on conquistador colonisation kino and getting a kids playground with bikeslop.
Why are you here instead of playing the game?
Just realized I don't have a bina folder
I actually lost a big chunk of motivation knowing that they will dindufy the shades, I want at least 1 antagonist with a face for fucks sake, where are going to end up fighting the abyss as a faceless NPC final boss at this rate
>>530597283eventually he will come to realize that the same force that motivates him to get revenge is the same as the force that destroyed khaenriah. he will abandon his desire for revenge and find that he is freed from the curse and will thereafter be granted a peaceful death, turning to motes of light and ascending to the firmament
>>530597460We have Dain and Sethos as the two dudes, but who is our Edelgard expy?
>>530597060no one joins before meeting Tsaritsa, they've all been in audience with her
>>530597639The Abyss will undergo a name change to The Honkai and we'll find a humanoid embodiment of it
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Im doing my part
>>530596175this post struck a nerve
>>530595057She is the Hoyoverse BB. No escape.
>>530597298she has passive which boosts her healing based on her EM. even if you go full EM her healing is still decent
>>530597723>pops bubblegum>yeah whatever you're hired>continues gaming
>>530597551It's achually "Moy boss", not filthy mondstadian
>>530597723It's more of an induction ceremony than a meeting, but sure.
>>530597639Yes anon, girls can do no wrong.
That's the Mihoyo staple.
>>530597756>death is a pudgy tsunbros.......
>>530597609it's easier to play hsr while I'm working
I have a feeling some of the "Dottore should never be playable because he is too evil" crowd is going to switch to "bae did nothing wrong, make her playable" with the shades.
>>530597737>above : most popular archon in the game>second : least popular archon in the game
>>530596828KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530597737nobody cares about NPCs, Furina is alive
>>530597578Based beyond belief
>>530597609I'm doing my ZZZ dailies with my austistic shifu wife right now, but I'll move on to doing my Genshin dailies with my autistic master wife soon.
>>530597837>walk into Tsarita's Palace>see this
>>530597929what went so right with furina
>>530597117Except CaPEAKitano
>[idiotic statement]
>oh wow so many triggered people
>>530597298High EM with Hp and ER substats is ideal on her.
>>530597756geeeeeezzzzzzzzz
>>530596828how many of these are actually emanators?
>>530598000>fucking Celestia jannies banning me from /hsr/
>>530597741>>530597868Yeah, I can't see Ronova being evil with that moe face heh
>>530597921Oh yes they will. And they shit on those of us who want playable dottore and then as soon as an evil woman with her humongous tits appear they switch up immediately
>>530596212yeah because it made out arlecchino to play a bigger role which she didn't
>>530595437>sexiest design out of all hoyo games>safehorny shit
>>530598004retarded unsexy crybaby that femcels can relate to
>>530597929which one did the ceo of the entire company apologize on stage for and cried lole
>>530597835Okay, before I had 798 EM with 3 Wanderer's Troupe and 4 non-set.
After this grind (since I am finished with Heizou for the most part and they're in the same domain) I should still be above 500 but with boatloads more HP and some respectable offense too. I want her well rounded.
Her sword is an R1 Dark Iron Sword at level 60 though..
>>530598000Join her naturally.
>>530598000Somehow I'd accept this more than the bike.
>>530598009Cheld is still the peak of Harbinger debuts
>>530597689Raiden Shogun desu. The whole vision stripping thing is very reminiscent of Edelgard anti-crest campaign.
>>530597929>most popular archon in the gameHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe among twitter trannies a reddit sissies.
>>530598141>unsexyFurina has 6x the amounts of doujins Mavuika has LMAO
>>5305980743 with 4Tth one leaked to become one (Bronya)
>>530596175BASED FURITRVVVVVKKKEEE
Theory: Venti is a girl.
The shades in the trailer suggests that from now on they will try to intervene with the events in Teyvat. Everyone is scrambling to do something before the Heavenly Principles awaken. To make it efficient I will bet each shade will intervene using an avatar. These avatars, if not already an archon, has the strength of one. They can be anything, but I bet they will take a female humanoid form.
Venti strangely has the power to control time and that is a rare thing in the game's story. There was already a theory that Venti is connected to the shade of time and, combined with my theory, I think Venti is the avatar of time.
Besides, just look at him/her. He/She takes on an ambiguous form. If he really was trying to take on the form of Mond's hero, he could have aged it a bit to look like a young man instead of a suspiciously cute twink.
No. To me, that form is proof that she, Venti, is the avatar of time.
Pic unrelated.
>>530597578>I hoped they made Furina an actual schizo who made the prophesy up herself for entertainment purposes and had actual archon powers, but oh well.i will NEVER forgive fat xiao for denying me this as just doing fake archon bullshit instead
Sex with Shades
Thay have boobs pussy and thighs Built for SEX
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