>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>>/v/g530568985

first haha

2nd haha, erg is finished wallahi

Oh I'm a fucking retard
Touch Bloodstain: >>530568985

"""""""fixed"""""" btw

Nth for Wyldeye sparring sessions in the dressing room while everyone else in the Roundtable is asleep

>>530612893
skill issue

I queued with erg once.
Neither picked Revenant, so I just Alt-F4'd

>>530612832
How did you even mess it up like that

>reddit password

>>530613046
Too tired from work

play caster duchess!

>>530613020
had quest progress too I'm going to rape Miyazaki

>sneed in thread
bad enough
>dragonirian obsessed troon as well
I'm out

>>529787060
>>529787060
>>529787060
move

>>530612893
next week for sure

>>530612924
sparring sessions or "sparring" sessions?

>anons cuck the russian guy the moment he shows up
lol

>talking to ximself

>>530613237
I don't think you know what "bad enough" means, since you're still here.

Why do the threads always descend into such spectacular spergy shit towards the end? Is there like one discord troon who keeps watch and then alerts the rest of the server so they can start spamming? Thank god this shithole general will be dead again soon

>>530613363
stop pretending anybody other than you cares about this shit

>>530613363
He got really quiet when 2fa got mentioned.

>>530613304
Why not both? They're still professionals even if they're gay

>panic pick ironeye (4 games played)
>deals a ton of damage from far away
>has a spamable bloodhound step
>literally ez mode
what a casual tier nightfarer. i'd rather play revenant

Is it possible to get improved guard counters and guard counters do extra damage based on hp in the same relic?

>>530613562
>Is there like one discord troon
multiple actually

>>530613562
It's a thing in every general. I don't really understand the reason, but I do know the reason. Apparently when a thread passes bump limit, people who make normal posts stop posting. I don't really know why but it is what it is.

>>530613647
>Why not both?
Gays make good spies until they don't. look up why.

lol true

>>530613489
that's right sister, everyone is sneedger/dsg/russian/brony/terr/fextra/reddit/(insert new obsession)

>>530613812
Replied to the wrong post?

>guardian in team
>bosses suddenly take forever
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>530613562
So far it's been either:
1. sneedger wakes up to gleefully announce his arrival and how much of a carryGOD he is (this devolves into a bullying sesh)
2. local mentally ill american teenager squad wakes up to ERP in public (they don't even play the game)

>>530613562
Discord is cowardly so if their attack doesn't pan out well, like we just saw, it doesn't become a thread talking about their failures.
See how we all moved on and their embarrassing end to the last thread isn't a big thing here? That was intentional. Hedging bets when you are low confidence essentially.

>xe's still talking to ximself

>>530613562
Estrogen overload. During the thread they can usually contain it but toward the end it gets especially intense so they need to let it out everywhere.

gg Duchess and Revenant. That went exceptionally well. I'm starting to see why people think Rot Forest is the best Ground.

>sneedger is only active in mutt hours
all you should know, nuke that entire """nation"""

PSBros, queueing for a game against the bugs before they remove them.

>>530614108
It’s the easiest and best for runes but Noklateo has the best rewards

>>530614152
Russians have always been like that.
>>530614168
You'll eventually get him lol

Gg /erg/ anons Ironeye and Wylder, that was like the last omega bugs of today, and it was a lot more fun than usual for some reason

>>530614103
think so yea. that was a pretty damn good run, shame there was no shifting earth tho. Do love me some city/volcano/forest.

Rev with Sovereign Bug Amulet is honestly pretty nice. I just spammed Plussy Dussy and Fart Ass or whatever can't do shit cause I can just spam that spell one inch above the ground so he can't even hit me. Good luck getting through 400 FP and 6 blue crayons. Just wish I could get whorefrost on a Dom Terreto Relic so I can replace makeup brush.

40 vigor acquired. What now?

>>530614256
Are you autistic by any chance?

>>530614256
serious question, did a russian fuck your mom/gf? what is this about russians?

Does anyone else think that Sneedger and Terr might be the same person using two steam accounts? Family share would allow the game to shared. They were never in the threads at the same time despite the hours allowing it and were kinda, but not quite, similar in how they typed and both seemed to only want to ruin threads with shitposting. It's just a guess though.

>>530614379
Don't really get it though.

>>530614229
Rally damage is nuts though

>>530614364
xe is
>>530614401
yes, but the main problem xe has is that xe believes sneedger is dragonirian, someone who also fucked his mom (/v/ shitposter that doesn't even play nightreign)

>>530614357
>quality build
pathetic

So as far as I can tell aggro works by damage, and whoever is doing the most attracts it. Does it apply to poison and rot though? Because if so, I wonder if you could use that along with blocking causes aggro and Guardian class ability causing damage to keep enough of it to keep the boss focused.

>>530614152
Have you seen the thread during non-mutt hours? The thread becomes flooded with “sister wife cummy in tummy masturbating rn eepy revvy” dogshit spam

>>530614357
do you want to
1. hit things with big stick
2. hit things with small stick
3. shoot things with blue
4. do basically fucking everything

or a combination of the above?

trvke

How did that guardian player mindbreak them so hard?

>>530614529
so a pick between erp'ing pedos and mentally ill shitposters

dsg won

>>530614465
Yeah which is why I already have that from relics.

>>530614482
Mommy?

the more i play, the more i believe boss relics are all shitty

>>530614482
Well it was a strength build that I tried to turn into a dex build and now it's a quality build.

>>530614724
>>530614761
don't reply to slopfags

>>530614357
I don’t know why you keep outsourcing every decision in your playthrough to this general. Level whatever the fuck you feel like, if you end up with a shit build who cares? You can respec 18 fucking times.

>>530614482
why's it called quality anyway? I know that's what it's called ingame but why????

>>530614534
Zweihander, I want to use the zweihander. Even if it's a pain in the dick to get regular smithing stones.

>>530614854
demons souls weapon path upgrade name. it just stuck from then.

>>530614741
The new Adel one with the Critical and Critical+1 is pretty fun

>>530614854
Probably some weird translation thing

>>530614854
Because using the infusion system has names for the types of things you can do to a weapon. Making the stat distro even was called quality.
It is a quality weapon, made by a qualty blacksmith.

2/3 pc erg all
sneed

>>530614741
If you want to play as status inflicting Ironeye/Executor/Duchess the starting bonus can help

>>530614832
I will reply to anyone who posts Marika or Miquella and I am not ashamed

>>530614964
its shit and i play duchess!
>>530615051
the starting dagger is terrible, you should never upgrade it.

>>530614906
conveniently for you, the zweihander is basically the dexfag's colossal sword. level strength or dex until one hits 60, and heavy/keen infuse your weapon

>>530614529
stop shit talking yys. seriously.

>>530614834
I don't like playing sub optimally, it bothers me. Fuck it, I'm going into endurance, I want heavy armor.

>>530614854
This is the same developer that named a boss Fartass, don't think too hard about it

>>530615120
No one said status effect Dagger was good, its more helpful to use the staff/rise relic because Duchess can be pocket caster

>>530615120
>its shit and i play duchess!
It's great, and I play Raider.

>current erg (thread) shitters
1. alternates between the /v/ schizo or dsg
(>current >mention nigga posting since 2024 and niggas shitposting since 2022)
2. erp troons (most likely one guy)
3. revenant posters (low quality in general)
4. attention whores
5. sp/erg/s in general

>>530615210
If he wants to ERP with other men he can go do it in his discord, the rest of us don’t want to see it.

>>530615436
I cannot imagine just how insanely schizophrenic you would have to be to even read this, let alone make it.

>>530615518
thats some dsg picture i stole so yeah youre right

>>530615464
I'll ERP with you cutie

trvke trvke trvke it up yeah

>he
yys is a she/her thougheverbeit

>>530615254
No they didn’t

>>530615719
a mentally ill balding freak in a dress isn't a woman btw

>>530615781
don't be autistic

>>530615719
dolls don't have genders

>>530615687
theres dozens of us doe

>>530615719
Does saying that word really make you laugh, or are you just staring dead eyed at your monitor and saying it repeatedly out of habit.

Everytime i play recluse i get the worst luck ever, why is it so hard to fight hoelster as Recluse? and why do i get dogshit teammates everytime i play her

Not erg btw, i need a big strong erg player to carry me so i can get this fuckass achievement

>>530615882
yes they do?

>>530615672
Neck yourself tranny

>>530615897
nta but i laugh when i read it

How long until it's safe to queue without fearing getting the match dropped in the update

>>530615953
Jealous lol

>>530615943
I'm not on any remembrence, so I don't know if we can match
but use pass "deens" and go for duo, I'll q with you

wakizashis being in the dagger pool is fucked because they powerstance with katanas, not other daggers
literal garbage

>>530612924
gayfag shit aside, how cool would it be if players could all hang out in the hold before going doing a match and actually practice/spar for real while waiting

>>530616082
cant at the moment, i got wagie time tomorrow so i need to go to bed now sadly

>>530616117
then don't powerstance

>>530615672
If you look like Miquella, you can erp with me instead

>>530616180
but then duchess' chain takes forever to complete

>>530615943
Just get invincibility frames from a reward and kill a Deathbird for a staff with Rancorcall. You just sidestep walk while repeating casting while he's committed to a combo or i-frame if he's attack you

>>530616117
if you are powerstancing you are throwing. 1h moveset is superior

>>530615289
>staff/rise relic because Duchess can be pocket caster
>pocket
i play full caster duchess!

gg wylder bros, kinda scuffed start with that libra wipe but good finish

>>530616750
and probably a little shard beggar just like Rev

>>530615970
Like actually laugh. Or like exhaling slightly faster once. Or just acknowledging it and not reaction but deciding it's funny to you.

>>530616805
maybe..

>>530615897
I always smile when I type it out thoughbeit

it's over

>>530616783
gg bro
love me mountaintops

>new purples
>1/3
owari da

>>530617104
good, enhanced pest is easy as fuck

>>530617104
Good back to beating up Fulghor

>Giga Adel is back
ready for KINO

someone confirm if the first-clear 25 sigils resets
do it right NOW

Sorry about that weird day 3 mine visit, Wylder, I literally only had blues while you all had multiple yellows and purples so I was teying to show "I Wana go here but you don't have to follow me" but like didn't really know how to

not sure if anyone likes this gam

>erping trannies have their own discord password
>5 users left here are split between 2 passwords because of schizos
epic, good night

>>530617352
they don't

What

>>530617352
they do

>>530617537
whats the erp password

>bringing back the same '''hard'' bosses
LOL

>>530615868
Post proof

>>530616120
With the training ground immortality on, I'd just run the game to barehand people in the lobby for 14 hours before sleeping and doing it again
I also wouldn't mind the occasional Wylder twirling while being covered in blood

>solo
>pick evergaol relic
>rotted florest shows up
>do ZERO evergaols
:(

>>530617647
announced in the last patch, next couple weeks there will be two enhanced options and they'll rotate one every week or something

>>530617537
it’s not like anyone here actually plays the game it’s no big deal

well heres hoping i still remember fulghors super moveset

>>530617419
I'm going to bite you

>>530614482
Damn Godfrey bred that repeatedly???

2/3 erg pc all

>>530617935
*charges at you*
*charges at you*
*charges at you*
*flies up and nukes half the arena*

Kill Revenant. Behead Revenant. Roundhouse kick Revenant into the concrete.

queuing adel to end my winstreak
owari

>>530618234
What did the doll do to you ironanon

Ahh now that's a fun boss to deflect, love libra.
Gg /erg/ anons Raider and Bird

it's time

how does one gain threadcred to become a thread elite like yys and mush

>queue for both
>lightning relic for horse
>adel takes half damage from lightning

>>530618578
time to GOON that is

>>530617537
>>530617689
ask yys and mush

Psbros do you wanna fight Adel

>>530618696
hell yeah

uhmm do they really expect us to fight the same two bosses again...?

>>530617352
sometimes

proof that yys is trans?

>>530618808
Me about to sit on Anon's face

>>530618598
>1. post about how good <your night reign name> is
>2. samefag your own posts saying <your name> isn't that great
>3. ????
>4. PROFIT

>>530618898
Miyazaki forced them to do it to kill the game. He's petty like that.

>>530618939
shes not lol. she is just a neet fujo.
t. been on discord call with her and mush when we do trios and yes we talk about the thread on vc too

>>530619006
oh gosh...

>>530617669
You don't "need" any relic buff, but they are nice to have.

>>530618898
no, mr. reventant poster, i expect you to DIE

>>530618234
>it's a revenant swipes the bows episode

>>530619112
>brown instead of coal black
cringe niggershit

>>530618898
hey that's at least 4 different night bosses

2/3 dark adel erg psn

>>530618898
at least it's a good bosses

>>530618598
Spam matches for 12 hours a day every weekend with a single character. Also be somewhat competent and shotcall.
I'm pretty content nobody's even put me on the tier list yet.

>>530619337
good luck lol

>Seluvis is the reason why the Tarnished is maidenless

>>530619274
it's all niggershit

I don't remember these fights

>>530619458
that's a technically alive maiden, isn't the Tarnished's maiden dead in the very first room of the game?
I don't think they're the same

>>530616315
Her chain is quicker 1 handed

>>530619515
Not when you combine it with silver hair and European features. Unless you want to call drows niggershit as well, which she is the closest to.

>>530619458
That's why Seluvis gets forced to watch as I finger Ranni's cunny

>>530619515
oh good I've been looking for this image, thanks anon

>>530613810
me as peter but i'm on executor or wylder

>>530619458
that's not your maiden, just a maiden

>>530619679
Correct. The Tarnished's Finger Maiden is probably in the Chapel of Anticipation. Therolina is another Maiden Seluvis captured and turned into a puppet, and he puppeteers her in the Radahn Festival.

So now that Adel and Fulghor have rotated back in do they give 25 sigils the first time you beat them again or only 5?

purples 2/3

>>530619901
>and he puppeteers her in the Radahn Festival

>>530619919
5-7 if you've beaten them.

what are the sigils for
i've got 70 hours in the game and haven't bothered to look

>>530620009
You didn't summon her for the fight? She heals you.

NIGGERDEL IS BACK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

oh shit we get both at once

>Day 2
>Have four keys
>Idiots go to castle instead of running the outer part of the map and clearing four gaols
>Second part of day was around the castle anyway, meaning we could have cleared it as well
And of course they were both idiot Revenants.

>>530619042
Damn… he’s making sure no one can usurp his throne… clever move…

>>530620154
my finger slipped as I was replying and 4chin is not letting me delete it

q it up q it up yuh yuh

>>530619337
it says 0/3

>>530619671
>image
Not surprising. Pets and animals in general are not immune to the degenerative effects of the modern world/civilization

I will not hornypost about Wylder tonight
I will not hornypost about Wylder tonight
I will not--

>>530620009
Correct. She's a puppet, and is there in the plaza with all the other champions. If you summon her in phase 2 she'll use healing spells on you. It's Seluvis, who is actually Pidia. So Pidia controlling Seluvis controlling Therolina, or really just Pidia controlling Therolina by that point.

>>530620231
Anon don't forget the thread mantra
>Both picked Revenant, so I just Alt-F4'd

>>530620396
yes, you will not.

>>530620231
if i don't have that relic on, idgaf about chasing gaols for you to get slightly stronger while i get basically nothing. if you want gaols, you should be routing them in on day 1

>>530620417
I will never make that mistake again, its fucking wild to me because when I played Rev I just found lightning spear and carried the living shit out of every match. Its the most basic fucking easy mode class in the game and people still fuck it up.

>>530620231
>gaeolmaxxing
soulless

>>530620401
>Pidia is controlling Seluvis
Where is this implied?

>>530620521
>>530620569
Even if you dont have the relic we could have cleared 4 fucking bosses on 1/2 and then the castle on 2/2. Instead we spent both parts of the day in the castle doing fuck all.

Of course a rev retard such as yourself wouldn't possibly fathom such basic logic.

HEWWO?

>>530620661
don't care
not doing your gayols for you

I wish they had let you do more with clothing modification than just cutting capes off. I really like playing dress up with my character.

Man I love turning sigils into murk which I then turn into less murk

>>530620739
Yes, you don't care about playing well, we know.

>>530620569
reddit post

I beat the first actual boss for nostalgaia, switched back to that key straightsword because the greatsword didnt do that much more damage but had way slower attacks also it feels like everything in that game hits so fucking hard
also missed sentient pest because no one was on psn the last couple of days seemingly

>>530620827
you would know about reddit gay boy

>>530620396
You will hornypost about Libra tonight
You will hornypost about Libra tonight
You will h-

Gaol relic is just cheating. You can only have so much fun with cheating in a game until you get bored and just use the discord and general to start drama. You bored little faggots.

>>530618008
Whyy

>>530620907
i can feel the desperate hands that were used to type it "i will fit in, for sure"

>>530620635
After the Black Knife Assassins attack the Three Sisters Seluvis slumps over in the position signature to all his puppets, showing he is a puppet. Pidia then gets attacked by the puppets he has under his control, killed by the Cuckoo Knight puppets. Pidia is the true puppetmaster.

>>530621014
It's pretty normal to feel your own hands

>>530620939
Now I'm thinking about that greentext from anon about Libra cucking one of Wylder's wives and impregnating her and tainting the birthplace of his children

>>530617775
Good, you get what you fucking deserve for being braindead a meta slave

>>530621021
Same VA too and From doesn't do that.

>>530620396
Girl me too. I'm trying my best not to talk about Wylder, sister wives, pr*gnancy, overeating brother's bread
Talk about the game
Talk about the game
I tried to solo and it went badly, I struggle with solo Duchess so much, I should just go back to soloing with Rev
I want to use heal with dagger and heal with post damage attacks but it's so bad without successive hits give dr
Check out this neat guardian relic I got

>>530620939
Oh no
Oh no
Endless demon pact babies...Glowing yellow madness heart eyes...

>>530620982
You sound like you taste good

>>530621194
How? Nothing I said has anything to do with that

>>530618898
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME NEW FREE CONTENT RIGHT NOW I DONT WANT THE SAME OLD CONTENT YOU ALREADY GAVE ME FOR FREE WAAAAAH

>>530621185
Does Alfred in Bloodborne having Solaire's VA count

I finally got an executioner sword on day 1 with successive hp/fp recovery and holy shit it does retarded damage.

Is lion's claw a good replacement for the zweihanders R2 in DS1? I loved that move.

>>530621187
suicide

>>530621428
Sorry I forgot I shouldn't post about Guardian either

I look like this >>530618898
and I say this >>530621349

>>530621354
Not the same game. From doesn't do the bethesda thing of having 1 guy doing tons of voices so 1 guy playing 2 roles in er has meaning.

>>530621528
Based

>>530620661
lol no you couldn't, running around the map to do 4 gaols is gonna take way more time than clearing castle. if you want to be a selfish prick, play with randos

>>530621474
>>530621428

>>530621021
Problem with that theory is that there's no way Ranni and by extension Blaidd and Iji wouldn't be aware of that and they wouldn't be treating Seluvis as a person.

>>530621575
NTA but go suck a railroad spike, tranny

gg wylder and recluse, purple adel went down in like 30 secs what the fuck

>>530620813
>spend day 2 rushing all gaols
>playing well
lmao you cannot be serious

>>530621601
It isn't a theory. The puppets kill pidia as soon as Ranni turns on Selivus.
You have to be retarded to not be able to read what happened there.

>>530621642
is this the best tumblr could come up with

>>530621749
I don't think you understand what a theory is.

>>530621094
>n-no u!

>>530621710
>0 keys day 1
>Going to the middle of the map at the start of day 2
Yes, you're retarded, we could tell because you picked Rev.

>>530621819
You might want to look into what it means. What he is talking about does happen in the game it isn't a theory that it happens.

>>530621749
Also, how exactly does Pidia losing one of his puppets lead to the rest of his puppets turning on him? It makes no sense.

>>530621971
Have you tried playing the game?

>>530621187
Sister why are we all in heat all of a sudden? Is it something in the water? I don't even actually want to be pregnant irl but the fact that I don't want it makes me want it forced on me. It has to be something in the air and we're spreading the fever to each other...
>tried to solo
Every time I try to solo I get my ass kicked and I tried playing Duchess earlier and I was a deadweight but that's a nice relic

>>530621971
The puppets know.

>Play the "meta" way
>Level 12 first night
>Last boss dies in 30 seconds
>Don't have "fun"

>Don't play the "meta" way
>Level 5 first night
>Don't do any damage
>Night 2 boss takes 20 minutes
>Switch to the meta weapons at the last boss and the boss dies in 50 seconds
>Don't have "fun"

What am I doing wrong here?

>>530621310
I'm going to eat you up

>1st POI in a great church
>the altar drops a seal with good spells, and a +14% ranged attack passive
>I just stand on it, but wait for Rev to see it and let her have dibs
>she walks away from it
>I pick it up
>the rest of the run she goes wherever I ping, drops me lots of good passives for my class, and "You're Beautiful"s me after the boss kill
It's just that easy to have good teammates. GG to both of you.

Got excited for a second until i remembered colossals can't use flaming strike
Would have been sick if it was lightning slash or prayerful strike though

>>530621749
Yeah what happened is Seluvis was controlling the puppets and when Ranni killed him he lost control of the puppets and they killed Pidia

>>530622080
have you tried playing another game

>>530622107
Why>>530622137

>>530622080
depression

>>530621971
He yells "you answer to meeeee!" or something to that effect when they kill him.
They answer to Ranni. The traitor has been dealt with.
>>530622165
Why would they kill him? The traitor has been dealt with.

>>530622056
lmao why is this always the cop out whenever someone pokes holes in a schizo’s lore theory?

Kino, are these relics ce'd?

nice job team, sorry for the weird routing but I was trying to sidequest and felt I'd be super late arriving at the castle anyway on that day 1
seemed to work out tho

>>530622321
Playing the game is why everyone agrees Pidia is Selivus except the one guy that might not have played the game.

>>530622080
I will get shitposted for this but genuinely cheat engine saved this game for me. Once I had proper relics and the ability to switch them out whenever I want for whatever build I want, I started having fun and came back to 100% the achievements and rememberances. It simply isn't fun to have so much power and so many playstyles tied into RNG you can't influence at all, and its the worst part of the game that they didn't let you take passives out of relics and put them in other ones.

>>530622259
>Why would they kill him
Why would they kill him if he’s the one controlling them and Seluvis? Did Ranni somehow highjack their programming?

>>530622394
yuh, yuh, yuh, zuk it up

>>530622394
Hold up, cooking a webm of an epic save at the castle

>>530622375
STFU bitch ass groomer. on some im telling the teacher bs. pussy

>>530622321
There's a big difference between a "schizo's lore theory" and looking at things happening in front of you in-game. Not that anon would know.

>>530622375
>same exact gem
>two class passives on a non-remembrance relic
If you're gonna cheat at least pick good passives lmao

>>530622394
>nezuk and yys are dating

>>530622259
>He yells "you answer to meeeee!" or something to that effect when they kill him.
>They answer to Ranni. The traitor has been dealt with.
He says nothing of the sort and there is no reason to believe Ranni has the ability to hijack puppets. If she was able to do so, she would have tried to utilize them once she leaves the manor.

>>530622425
Many many many people disagree with that theory because there’s a lot of holes in it

>>530622564
Cheater caught
Post steam ID

Post your routing.
starting camp >fort/mega church>evergaol>mines>circle starts closing>camp(upgrade the starting weapon to +2 here)>2nd evergaol closest to where the circle will stop>castle basement and/or kill as many enemies that drop loot there as possible>circle starts closing again>hit a fort/mega church just to grab a key and go to an evergaol on the way to the tree>day 2 just fight red field bosses while routing for flasks and finish up the castle

>>530622375
Based and red pilled

>>530622070
Something in the water and air and then absolutely spreading it to each other absolutely. I was at the dentist today and the two girls were talking about all their kids and I was so jealous. I don't think I'd be a good mom, but I do really want kids and to be pregnant. I especially like the idea of wrapping my legs around a guy and trapping him, forcing him to finish inside.

Solo is so hard because everything is so relentless. I need the summons from Rev to give me a little room. It's the same whenever I struggle on Duchess, when the attention is on me too much. I need like 1 second where they look somewhere else so I can pounce and start spamming dagger restages like a gremlin. Who do you like playing most?

>>530622489
He isn't the one controlling them. They answer to Ranni. Pidia upkept the puppets, not Selivus. You don't even know the basics.

>>530622607
>you are my puppets

>>530622375
Yes and in fact it's not possible to get these for multiple reasons

>nezuk
>maddy
>yys
>mush
10 minutes before the thread turns into shit

>>530622698
Fort > gaol (1-2) > mines > castle > day 2 > every powerful boss

Works every time

>>530622375
You can't get multiple class effects on the same relic unless it's the remembrance relic(It isn't)

>>530622730
>They answer to Ranni.
And you know this how?

>>530622375
The 3 GS specific ones are also not to my taste but sticking with GS on wylder seems to be more common. would give this a 6/9, needs some work. I would replace Ulti Art Gauge with Fire+2 or taking attacks boosts attack at the very least.

>>530622730
>He isn't the one controlling them. They answer to Ranni.
But didn't you say Pidia controlled Seluvis? If Seluvis was a puppet, by that logic wouldn't Ranni be controlling him too

>>530622848
They are carian puppets my dude. Pidia tells you he serves the carian family.
>>530622903
No.

>>530622903
uh oh lol

>>530622252
Delicious

>>530622375
Its ok but could be better

+1 skill use
Follow up attacks
Greatsword attack power

Greatsword attack power
Fire attack power
evergaol attack power

greatsword attack power
fire attack power
rally

That would be the best combo

>>530622903
>But didn't you say Pidia controlled Seluvis?
No. Pidia IS Selivus.
He uses a puppet to molest women because he is a male albinauric and doesn't work from the waste down.

>>530623056
What is rally? I see people talk about it but I've never seen that effect.

>>530623056
yeah you really need that +10% fire attack on your 12 fire damage

>>530622698
My general flowchart usually goes Starter Camp -> Gaol & earlygame PoI -> Any other PoI (including gaols and field bosses) and then that usually gets me level 4-6 for Castle Basement which I focus on until Day 2
Day 2 varies more but usually thats field boss cleanup, castle cleanup, check merchant, and make sure I spend the rest of my stonekeys

>>530622375
Yeah, and I don't fault anyone cheating in relics. I started just cheating them in after 150 active hours in the game as well. I don't mind the grind but it's an incredibly shit system and managing it is a complete pain in the ass. I don't cheat in impossible relics tho.

>>530623117
Partial HP Rest upon Post Damage Attacks is called Rally in Bloodborne

>>530623056
>hidden 4th relic
>power of house marais
>>530623117
google

>>530622957
>>530623112
So Pidia controls none of the puppets, not even the ones that are right next to him where he goes
>aiiieeeee answer to me!
EXCEPT for seluvis, who he controls unbeknownst to Ranni?

>>530623143
it boosts his ult moron

>>530623143
It stacks with gaol

>>530622551
where's the webm!

>>530623179
Oh I see, I just always called it bloodborne healing.

>>530623156
>gaol after starter camp
The biggest tell someone watched a youtube video on the evergaol meta and now thinks evergaols should be prioritized over literally everything else, logic be damned.

>>530623143
>yeah you really need that 5%
>yeah like you want that 15%
>yeah who cares about that 6%
>Whoa wtf why does that guy deal so much damage my vigor+3 x3 build doesnt!?!?!?
Shitter

>>530623215
No.

>>530623238
whoa... it boosts the source of 1% of your damage...

>>530614357
You'll unironically be just fine putting 40 more into Vigor.

>>530622394
>>530623294
It was fine, raider and i had each other backs.
Well done /erg/ anons rev and raider.
Look at this cool little save at ball busting hunter, /erg/

>>530623215
Uh… play the game chud! Don’t question my objectively correct lore theories! The youtuber I stole it from would be very mad at you right now

>>530623404
>whoa it boosts your sword, ult and stacks with other fire+ damage so shit!
Shut the fuck up and take the L

>I can only have fun if the boss dies in 10 seconds
okay shitter lol

>>530623357
I guess you need to simplify your headcanon a bit anon

where is everyone...

>>530623496
you lost

>>530623537
You'll understand what anon is talking about once you play the game. There's a reason only you are trying to argue with everyone lol.

>>530623473
very clean deflects, disaster and morale loss averted

>>530623357
>>530623558
>only rebuttal is “no”
Yeah, you’re done.

>>530614497
I feel like it has something to do with stance damage aswell so while shield pokes are asshole, charged r2 on guardian with tornado on charge relic can keep you interesting to the boss

>>530623530
>it boosts your damage by 0.001% except against the 2 bosses where you build fire

Gg psbros. I think Adel is my favorite everdark even though he runs back and forth a lot.

>>530623628
>hurr play game
shut up you retard, you're worse than the fucking youtubers

>>530623545
>two different passwords
>two different enhanced bosses
>people only queing for enhanced bosses
>people queing for all bosses
>people stuck on 2/3 for random shit bosses
I wonder where everyone is lol

>>530623628
>”play the game” cop out again
Concession accepted.

>>530623647
...says the one making strawman posts.

ER question, any weapon recommendation for STR/FTH build? Other than blashphemous blade that is, I need one big hard hitting weapon and one fast kill-securing weapon, also which seals should I use? I know all the good dex stuff but not str.

>>530623143
Considering you will often be thrown a +5% fire damage passive multiple times and no other good options, which stacks with your ult, your greatsword and your relics as well as over half the bosses having another +20-40% damage from fire yes it is good.

>>530623704
You're a dumb nigger who got called out on being a dumb nigger and you're trying to save face, consider suicide.

>>530623740
>>530623782
You'll get it after playing the game is all.

one of libra's options is bugged I'm pretty sure if you find him in the field, for the second time I bought a weapon at level 3 and wasn't penalized any levels, but it says level 2 is too low if you try

>>530623643
If only the Suncatcher L2 was more consistent with the deflect frames to pull that off more often

>>530623704
>2 bosses where you build fire
>Rev nigger can't even count to seven

>libra offers me great strength as raider
what...what happens...?

>>530623803
black steel greathammer
idk cipher pata

>>530623802
>>530623839
Why would Pidia control Seluvis but not the soldier puppets he surrounds himself with?

I can confirm you don't get 25 sovereign whatevers for killing the bosses again.

>>530615289
I think dagger is good with bleed and frost for day 1 and into day 2 awhile

>>530623960
jumping L1

>>530623803
>ER question, any weapon recommendation for STR/FTH build?
Anything, you can always buff it with incantations, go for vibes and aesthetics

>>530623960
a boost in damage at the cost of other stats if you're dual wielding
nothing but a penalty if you're 2handing since 2h makes your STR 99+ anyway at 15 on raider

>>530623832
>over half the bosses
>2 are the same boss, 1 is a phase that won't exist in everdark
you niglets are coping so hard

>>530624024
Already explained - he wanted to fuck women and couldn't. You'll get it after you play the game it isn't slightly obfuscated.

>>530623832
>Libra shows a weakness to Madness
>Hes actually weak to slashing and fire/holy
Thats pretty stupid imo they should show him as being weak to Holy

>>530623960
You get an increase in strength and a decrease in every other stat. The only Libra deal worth taking is the ailment one.

>the 25 everbux reward didn't reset
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>530624140
Surely if it's not obfuscated at all you can point to his dialogue or some other text in a wiki where this is stated

did they really rerun adel? i uninstalled so i cant check myself

>>530623960
based on my experience of grabbing deep faith as a rev, it seems to give you a tiny bit more mainstat and deduct a little bit of all other stats
I lose like 1 end and vigor? but maybe it'll affect you differently since vigor is a higher stat
wish there was more data on this really, it's rng enough to find libra but having rng for which stat he offers on top is a bit silly, I feel like if the option is there you should be able to select any stat
also unsure how it changes if you pay off the curse, I would think there's no stat penalty at all since eventual greatness removes the stat penalty, mimic rune cost is removed, etc
>>530623857
they should give it a bit more iframes

>>530623643
nezuk will add you on steam so you can threesome with mush together, you fit right in since you're also avatarfagging (bonus points for being trans)

>>530623351
nice strawman. I can also assign random stupid characteristics to people I've never played with.

>>530624129
What cope are you going to post next? For someone who can't even post their own minmaxed relic build for a class you seem awfully insecure.

Must be a pedo rev player.

>>530624236
Already explained.

>>530624140
why didn’t he control the soldier puppets around himself too?

>>530624007
At least that's one early game weapon, I'll try that out
>>530624049
Okay, any AoW suggestions?

>>530624264
>no argument
>i'm the one coping
well it tracks that you knuckledragging niggers can't do math or read a graph

>>530624336
Already explained >>530624140

>>530624303
As in you already admitted it's not in any text i.e. you made it up

>>530623724
It's a hectic fight, visually active; it's definitely the best one so far.

Why does the Helphen's Steeple skill aura farm so hard?

>>530624356
>Okay, any AoW suggestions?
Its your vibe pick. When I go STR/FTH its typically Claymore + Determination/Royal Knight Resolve

>>530620939
>>530621124
go away troons

>>530624430
>I know, ill say he has no argument and ignore both the fact I haven't posted better suggestions or addressed the math
It was a weak cope, I give it a 2/10. Thank god you can't reproduce here is your last (you).

>>530624476
>you are my puppets!

>1/3 for a half hour
It's over...

so boring..libra when

>>530624520
aight, thanks lad

>>530624140
>>530624443
You know the game directly stated that Pidor is gay, right? He couldn't have been Seluvis

>>530624514
>aura farm

>>530623351
I feel like if you are someone that puts evegaols above everything else you have to hit a mine and upgrade a weapon as soon as possible. One big problem with people that use the relic is that they don't have a lot of weapons however getting a +2 weapon early, even the starting weapon, can make the run a cakewalk. Enemies HP will melt thanks to the relec boost

>>530624608
dead game!

>Doesn't even give you 25 Sigils despite being a new rotation
NOOOOOOOO MY WEEKLY BONUS

>>530624583
>deflecting again after being humiliated >>530624129
post your steam so i can block you

>>530621354
Alfred was so goddamn hot every time i saw his masculine frame and heard his intense voice my panties were instantly flooded

>>530624594
Yeah he means the ones that are currently actively braining him you retard. Holy fuck I can't believe you weren't trolling all this time and are serious. I was playing along cause it's funny but you're actually serious and not trolling. Goddam

>>530624197
i bought out the whole shop and have almost 300 more lol.

>>530624639
You'll get what anon is talking about when you play the game.

>>530624721
For what purpose would you need more sigils lmao

what are the most divisive /erg/ topics?
evergaols?

When is it my turn?

>>530624197
>>530624721
what are you even spending this shit on

>>530621185
stop capping From uses the same VA in the same game all the time

gaols with a purple > no gaols with a yellow

>>530622321
In most instances it absolutely is but not this one it's fairly obvious here

>>530624801
I was spending all my murk on gambling and all my sigils on outfits so I didn't clear the shop out yet

>>530624262
>le strawman
Why are you faggots like this? This isn’t fucking high school debate club. Nobody gives a shit.

>>530624785
He isn't trolling. Pidia being Selivus has been known about since launch. Weird how you never found out when you were playing.
>>530624861
Last time they did it was with ALLMIND and Kate Markson and that turned out to be the same person in that game too.

gg duchess and wylder
I really fucked up that Gargoyle fight. Pretty sure that more than anything else torpedoed the run.

>>530624809
>evergaols
>passwords
>relic cheaters
>discord clique
>winstreak
>/dsg/
>some russian brony?

go wild.

>>530624809
Guardian damage

>>530624813
Please no. You faggots maxed out your revive wheel on the fucking BUGS. I can't carry any harder than this.

>>530624934
Oof it's been like 3 weeks bro!

>>530624813
>players complain about delayed attacks
>release a boss with zero delayed attacks
>players still complain
wwyd?

>>530624961
>He isn't trolling. Pidia being Selivus has been known about since launch. Weird how you never found out when you were playing.
I hadn't found out either. Neat.

>>530624809
gigacasuals.

>>530624813
what are you going to do aside from flailing around like an idiot while your expensive backpack do all the work for you?

>>530615943
just last thread i was blessed with a wylder and an ironeye for my recluse heolstor run
despite the ironeye needing to leave (he used the "apologies" prattling pate before leaving, he didn't just dc so it was fine) we utterly decimated him >>530610103

>>530624813
>not immune to bleed or rot
too easy

>>530625064
We wanted no delayed attacks, not no delays between attacks. Something must have been lost in translation.

>>530623803
If we're talking about minmaxing, Blasphemous is more of a pure faith weapon since the weapon art scales entirely off faith. Clawmark seal is the only seal that scales off STR/FTH so it's what you should be using but it's a very weak seal so I wouldn't really bother with incantations on a STR/FTH build other than buffs.
Ordovis's Greatsword and Siluria's Tree are good STR/FTH weapons. They are minmaxed with slightly different ratios of strength and fate but the difference isn't huge. Magma Blade is quite good as well. Magma Wyrm's Scalesword is another good-ish STR/FTH weapon but not very usable against bosses since the weapon art takes so long.
For the DLC, the Death Knight twin and longhaft axes are both quite good. There's also Devonia's Hammer which is just Ordovis's Greatsword in the from of a colossal weapon.
None of this is as good as Blasphemous tho and if you want Blasphemous with incantations I'd suggest running a pure faith build instead.

>two autistic faggots replying to each other for the past 40 minutes because they can't end a conversation without having the last word in (because otherwise it means they lost)
>4 people doing this
why aren't the sp/erg/s playing

>>530624997
right passwords too, and then whether guardian or revenant is worse

>>530624990
For some reason, I couldn't lock on to our downed Duchess at the end. No matter what angle I tried, it just wouldn't lock on, meaning that I couldn't use my grapple to revive her. Weird.

>>530625064
I didn't find anyone complaining about radahn phase 1 thoughbeit

>>530625190
Happens all the time. Props for the anon that played the game sticking to his guns.

>>530625190
We cheated ourselves relics that make us do 1000x damage and the game stopped being fun

>>530625254
everyone cited the cross slash as being borderline undodgable though

>>530625204
It had never clicked for me that the grapple could just revive someone like that if you have two of them. Definitely something I'll be remembering.

mush? more like tush

cus that nigga ass

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

>>530625327
No, one guy was really loud about it.

>>530625369
mush? more like kush

cus

>>530625346
Fastest way to revive someone on 1 bar as Wylder.

>>530625184
I almost forgot about Ordovis, that's something I wanted to try, thanks for the list, I'll decide my secondary from here

>>530621021
>Seluvis slumps over in the position signature to all his puppets, showing he is a puppet.
Iji also dies in this pose. Is he also a puppet?

yem it up
'zuk it up
run it up

>>530625561
Iji isn't in the same pose.

i swear this version of fulghor is easier

>>530625643
The nuke is easier to dodge than the non-weak ground spears
the fulghorfowl dance combo is annoying to deal with if he starts it when you're right in front of him

guardian is bis (best in slot) against fulghor

>>530623215
>>530623496
>>530623537
>>530623647
>>530623740
>>530623782
>>530624476
>>530624639
>>530624672
good posts with good points

>>530625832
trvke

>>530625643
Because it is. The sludge hand attacks are way more annoying than the lightsaber ones. The lightsaber attacks are actually super easy to dodge and his nuke attack is a complete joke. Literally just follow him and once he shoots it, just start sprinting towards him.

>>530620845
I've been on but I can never find 3

>>530625631
You're gonna have to play the game, he is

2 factor authentication still working.

>>530625327
that's the only move that's kind of iffy but I can still confidently no hit phase one half asleep

>>530625883
All me

Guardian praying their team is dogshit so they can get ult revives off to not feel completely useless (Look guys im holding my shield up and not doing damage guys look!)

>>530625184
>>530625481
Sex with these two images

>>530625958
checked it when I saw the trvke post. still works.

>Die once the entire run
>Game immediately ends
>Everyone else gets to die eight fucking times

>>530626152

>>530626041
lmao IM HELBIGN!

>>530626152
It is weirdly vindicating to see your wheel only at 1-bar and your teammates at full on the defeat screen though

>>530626041
One anon here was saying to use the charged halberd thing for stance damage and he wasn't kidding. Holy shit man I'm stancebreaking more 1h swinging my halberd between blocks than a raider with 2 colossals. Dropped my evergaol crutch relic for it even

>>530625986
Second thread in a row where mentioning this gets him to stop instantly.

>>530626594
idgi

>>530626671
You can check another board to identify the problem element. The problem element is aware anons can do this.

>>530626594
Woah, that's weird.

>>530626594
Fear is a powerful motivator.

Muse

>>530626789
via what mechanic? and what board?

schizo/shitposter from /v/ makes atleast 5-10% of the threads post btw

>>530627059
Like the band?

>>530626594
Go check /v/ again and look at the mindbreak happening lol

>>530626417
Its real. Especially if you can get that +10% stance damage loot drop. That and having damage reflecting on hits, also stacks stance damage. I've staggered fulghor for riposte 5 times in a fight, its nutty. If you habe an ironeye on your team just forget about it, its over, enemies dont get to attack.

>>530626789
Literally nobody else has any idea what the fuck you're talking about.

i'm trying out each character out for the first time solo and WOW duchess is DOGSHIT, you deal no damage, ultimate is shit, art is necessary to kill one enemey because you deal no damage and to top it off you get the shittiest weapon type, what were they thinking?

>>530627161
oh god it really was dragonirian lol
He got sent into his loops again

>>530626041
a guardian with the deflect damage+draw aggro while guarding relics can deal lots of damage and stagger by just tanking attacks

>>530627161
>>530626594
>>530625986
Am I being gaslit by a sigma? The hell are you talking about no cap?

>>530627161
let's see the thread

Why did they say Reignight as Elden Ring but Fortnite, when instead its closer to Elden Ring but MH?

>>530627379

>>530627395
and why do they put the food in if the oven in and out the hot food

>>530627161
Okay I went to /v/ and I found a good thread >>715026963

>>530627109
Like

>>530627379
here

>>530627395
Nightreign has more in common with Mega Man than Monster Hunter

>>530624443
So he didn’t control the soldier puppets because he didn’t want to fuck them? So the only reason he would have to control puppets is to fuck them? Not like… to guard him or something?

>>530627864
you're higher than a kite at this point

>>530627395
People are retards and also before it came out it was popular to shit on it. Because saw the big and just assumed fortnight.

>>530627395
>>530627512
Meds

>>530628005
Pidia is Selivus

>>530628070
>first argument is nothing
Average monhun rotted brain

Close one psbros.
I'll just queue for both of the everdarks again.

Pidia controlled his puppets, and then lost control of them when Ranni left or you tried to assassinate her. Seluvis, his avatar puppet, simply slouched over in his puppet state. The Cuckoo puppets followed their instincts and attacked a retainer for the Carian royal family, Pidia.

>>530623724
I like it, but I always have a blast fighting Fulghor.

>>530628187
I'm not the one saying Nightreign is a 2D platformer

>>530628187
unsubstantiated claims get low effort rebuttals. sorry buddy you gotta try a little harder than that

Very nice. Now if only I played her.

>>530628291
I didn't say that either, schizo
>>530628297
As opposed to saying Nightreign is MH hm...

>>530628369
>Mind 1
Into the trash

>>530628419
hes not the one crying you didnt post a "serious argument"

>>530628521
Revvies are so hard to please...

>A melee Iron
I wish you could host/kick people in random groups

Please someone queue for the new (old) rotation bosses, i've been waiting for 10 minutes

>>530628369
what does the 2nd line mean? you have to have a legendary to have it?

Anyone up for Heolstor? Trying to get this Wylder remembrance done.

>>530628212
That last game was really laggy, I got killed trying to parry the nuke.

>>530628587
name>?

>>530628646
PC or PSN

>>530628637
It means 3 or more in your inventory.

>>530628546
>another non-sense reply completely unrelated to both his non-sense replies
Monhun rotted brain...

>>530624934
Should be the other way around. Spend sigils on gambling and murk on outfits.

>>530628634
We don't play nightreign here man sorry maybe reddit is more your speed

>>530628676
Yeah loot took two seconds to drop for me.

>>530628212
Kinda weird we didn't see him charge up in the first phase

ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
-REVENANT-
https://youtu.be/XUHmsd5Z2lQ?si=RO2pHqtTyMlooEub

Seriously why is duchess such dogshit, what was the plan here? Everything she does raider does twice as fast

where niggers

>>530628935
That's every character though

>>530621021
Sorcerers can put their soul into a puppet in order to extend their lifespan, Sellen does this in her quest line. The only person Seluvis is a puppet of is Seluvis

erb
pc
angry pickle

gonna make an /erg/ discord for pc players lets get that bread

>>530628935
Have you tried using status?
Duchess is the only character with the ability to make her bleed/frost procs deal 60% more damage.

>>530628782
Now I'm just murking outfits and clearing out sigil shop from top to bottom. still have some urns and relics left. I think I have every outfit aside from 4 or 5 darkness ones

>>530629153
I cant imagine a place I'd like to be less.

>>530629153
I guess we can do that? I don't think it'll change much. Most people who are insufferable here are probably gonna be insufferable on discord.

ironeye is the most boring fucking character to play ever, jesus christ

>>530629287
>r1
>r1 but ranged
>THIS IS SO FUCKING DOGSHIT

>>530629287
You think that's bad. Try being a bow main in any other Souls game.

niggerg
2/3
all bosses

>>530629287
Almost all of my erg matches lately have been 2-3 Wylders. people are starting to realize he's the only fun character in the game.

>>530627328
Use her character skill damage relic and stack character skill cooldown reduction relics and don’t limit yourself to daggers unless you get reduvia. She’s great with twin blades or powerstanced dex weapons or anything else that’s good for successive attacks.

>>530629287
ironeye and raider are the prime powergamer "i can only derive fun through videogames by winning" characters with recluse coming up as a close second. when this type of player forgets that they're carried by their characters, they pick duchess, executor, or revenant for a game and are immediately reminded of their place

>>530629437
Chill with the racism dude. There are jubilant Catarinas in this very thread you know.

>>530629481
I play all characters, but I started playing Wylder more often lately hoping to find that Duchess eslut

Can puppets produce bodily fluids

>>530629481
Wylder can't do this >>530623473
He has some potential style points but the style maxxing character is Executor

>>530629287
start playing him with melee weapons, or overutilize the charged attacks more
He's quite fun with melee weapons and he's actually far more effective with them because even with his moveset bows are still behind

>>530629523
Ironeye is boring because he's just boring. Standback R1, no variance, all your weapons play almost the exact same aside from weap skill
You only think Raider is boring because he's "too good" and would say the same thing about other top tiers

>>530628164
Maybe. It’s a cool theory and it’s definitely possible but there’s no definitive proof.

>>530629608
Don't reply to yourself

>>530621021
i believe it desu. can't you not even attack in the area near pidia even though he doesn't even sell anything that important? probably didn't want people to be able to kill him and lock you out of seluvius's puppets

>>530629608
wylder can remove a bar with 2 hooks

>>530629608
Two grapples from wylder gets rid of an entire bar on 2bar and 1bar anyway.
Plus you guys are fighting basement BBH day 1 while the storm is coming, that's a you problem

>>530629651
are we really pretending that every raider player isn't jump spamming R2/powerstanced L1

>>530629692
I'm sorry
>>530629751
>>530629867
So

>>530629882
That's fun tho. You're hitting your punches and activating your heal/attack up on damaged relics too

>>530629882
I like to pick up fist weps or stuff like hammers or axes on raider

>still getting erg'ers who don't know to run the fuck away from Everdark Adel's enrage

>>530628935
Her skill and her dodge are game breaking you just have to not be retarded and not get tricked into thinking she’s a stealthy assassin character.

>>530629751
>>530629867
Post auto posted...
So he can't and even less with a BBH pumping 360 degrees around

bro normal ER is so clunky they should port the nightfarers there

>>530628369
hand it over waaaaah

>>530630086
>grapple twice
>swing twice between rolls
>cheat death if you fuck it up
he's just that guy

>>530629287
Dodging an attack through the enemy to the other side and charging up a heavy to hit all three arrows in their back is very fun in my opinion

>>530630086
brother you can just put the fucking rolls in the bag who cares. grapple is long range and non commital as fuck

gg team

>>530629164
Just let me get lucky with gear i guess, bitch dies in one hit

>>530630063
Say my name. You fucking bitch.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE THIRD ZAMOR BITCH THE RAIN IS CLOSING IN

The puppets kill Pidia because Seluvis was controlling them, so when Seluvis dies for any reason, the puppets btfo him because they are godrick soldiers and they hate that little freak for being what he is

>>530630230
>>530630289
Nuh huh. Lack the potential, not enough style points, Wylder would never do this either

>>530628369
>haven't even sold any relics yet
i need help

>>530630009
>no variance, all your weapons play almost the exact same aside from weap skill
>but its ok now because its melee
yea ok pal
>>530630017
you should use the devourer's scepter with him when you get the chance, it's nutty

>>530630357
Meraldaza and/or Valentine.

Can Wylder do this? Yeah didn't think so

It’s so cool how ironeye’s heavy will automatically track to three different enemies as long as they’re standing relatively close to where the arrows would fly if they didn’t track. Makes it useful for more than just maximizing damage on an enemy big enough for all three to hit.

>>530630464
melee weapons have 8 moves and force you to engage with the boss

>>530630401
laffin at the rev summon getting smacked and wylder being forced to watch from far away

>>530623724
i don't think they can top phase 3 fulghor
him beating back the darkness and his faith restoring his arm is too kino

>>530630597
No clue how you got 8

>>530629692

>>530630357
blud thinks hes walter white

>>530630763
>>530630763
R1, R2, charged R2, jump light, jump heavy, run r1, backstep r1, roll r1

>can jump over Adel's ground lightning
>but can't actually stay in melee range because his whole body becomes a hitbox to trigger the ground lightning
I really, really hate how much forced downtime there is against Gigadel when you're playing melee.

yys and mush are so cringe for forcing themselves this much

>>530630857
Don't do that

>>530630985
The bosses becoming a missile and hitting you is overall shit in this game.

>>530630937
You forgot running R2.

>>530631024
Muse

>>530629705
Yep, Pidia's area has the Roundtable protection effect, you cannot attack there.

>>530631149
What?

https://youtu.be/IdFxnbZtu1I

>>530630863
More like Walter Brown, amirite?

>>530631020
jealous he has a friend huh

>>530631291
I'm sorry

>>530631367
cuck it up zuk get baited into replying again

>everdark adel is back
my beloved

waltuh

I knew someone was gonna say "waltuh"

>white features
>drow/grey/charcoal skin
>huge tits

Recluse is perfect.
But if I have to see another gorilla cosplaying her, I’m gonna lose it.

>>530630229
I will if you queue with me and do a Fancy Spin, cutie

>le ep*ACK*

>kid named epic

good post above

>>530626417
Exactly anon I don't think anyone has been playing Guardian correctly in these threads it's crazy.

>>530631020
Watching someone orbit this hard is just depressing

>>530630937
And only two of those ever get used lol

>>530626417
>One anon here was saying to use the charged halberd thing for stance damage and he wasn't kidding
I think that was me, haven't seen anyone else mention it. I'm glad you're enjoying him more now, anon

Everdark Adel might be the hardest giga bosses so far
Bless the random god wylder a few weeks ago that carried me and other rando to victory, but now it's kinda impossible for me to kill him

are wylderfags seriously acting like they arent the sweatiest losers in game?

>>530632239
Adel killed Kenny!

>>530632239
I can see why

>>530632198
Funny because I thought it was me, but I'm not surprised I'm not the only one to notice. Gaurdian guard counters are literally just Raider ability, but with no cooldown, and better reach. And people suck off that Raider ability.

>>530631992
brb changing my name to this rn

I get scared every time someone posts a failure screenshot that it's gonna have my favorite erger in it

>>530632373
Pepe never fails

>>530626417
>>530627167
>>530632092
>>530632198
I have never considred using that relic bonus
It is THAT good? I only use heavy halberd attacks to splash everyone inside my long lasting windwhirl and that's it

>>530628689
PC but we loaded in ty senpaitachi
I was beginning to worry I'd be stuck with terrible gear until Ordovis's Greatsword dropped lel

>>530632457
Miquella spanker anon...

>>530632850
I have never played with /erg/. I don't plan to.
You will never know my name.

2/3 on pc for enhanced darkdrift

>>530632249
stop attacking mush

>>530632446
explain this

That was the laggiest game ever psbros we staggered him like 4 times.

>>530633000
you're not Miquellafaithful?

>>530633000
You're literally miquellafaithful thougg

Everdark Fulghor is so more enjoyable boss with randoms than Everdark Adel because base Fulghor already gatekeeps people from his enhanced version

>>530633071
That's an easy one.
Wylder kept a Ghiza's wheel away from a Raider while also having a hand of malenia.
He also kept a meteorite staff from Duchess
Duchess kept the big doot from Raider too. Damn they must have hated him
Deserved loss 100%

>>530633078
Did you guys get disconnected too? And yeah it was hilarious how many times we broke his poise at the end.

>>530633493
Yeah it took me two attempts to rejoin. You two froze around that first frost troll.

who came up with the term 'power stance'? why not just call it dual wielding?

Why don't they call it Akimbo Godfrey Axes

>>530633597
It's a DS2 term. Your proposition should be the actual term for Elden Ring because in DS2, it was literally a separate stance you could enter if you had the correct stats and weapon combo. You could mix weapon types while doing it too and enter in and out of the stance that had the new moveset.

Watching the flock

>>530633597
Dual wielding was always possible, it just usually sucked. Powerstance is when you get a different moveset for pairing the same weapon type. Dual wielding is just any weapon in each hand.

>>530633760
I find it funny that the new games incorporate a lot of DS2 mechanics despite the game is "bullshit and unplayable garbage" for everyone

>>530628968
america, africa, etc

>>530633493
>>530633551
It was only me left after you guys both got dc'd
Thank god you both came back or I would've been a gonner

guardians like to watch

>>530632457
Yes the posture dmg from 1 handed charged R2s is incredible with the relic.
Pretty confident its the most posture damage in the game by far.
Regular enemies in 1 hit, Crucible Knights in 3 hits. Any boss in 4 or less.

>>530629481
More like the only attractive character in the game
>>530629608
Brought down by the fact xhes a cross dressing sissy

2FA still working

>>530633597
ds2 came up with it because it was an actual stance that you would enter by holding triangle

>>530633071
Ok uh, Fae never fails.

Didn't get any lightning incants so I'm bailing, sorry recluse/other rev, hope he's easier now that he's scaled for 2

>>530634020
it still does the same effect when 2h, 2h hits an extra time, and all other 2h attacks do more stance break than 1h so why wouldn't that be the case here as well?

>>530630063
I look like that

just woke up from a really weird dream where I was stuck in a creepypasta, the elden ring small envoys were there too

>>530634084
>>530633760
I don't think it was ever officially named power stance, even in DS2 I think?

i am SO HAPPY everdark fulghor is back. he's easier than the bugs imo but it's way more of a fun fight.

>>530634209
The dmg isn't significantly different and I find the wide swing of 1 handed better than the awkward spin on 2 handed.
You also have your shield ready quicker 1 handed.

>>530634020
Ya I just figured it out today when somebody earlier said it was in his "you must have these relics to make bird good" post before somebody told him "wah needs 5 relic slots to be okay" but its kinda real the stance is great especially with guard breaks woven in
>>530634209
Its only on the last hit but yeah it can definitely be done

>>530631664
>>white features
is this a good thing? aren't 25+ year old white women look like 40 or something? recluse doesn't look like a granny

>>530634283
Tell more, I'm researching nightmares
Unironically

>>530633953
Now THIS is a good and true post

>>530633953
WHAT THE GAURDIAN KEKS LOOK LIKE AS THEY WAIT FOR THE BULL(BOSS) TO STOP FUCKING HIS TEAMMATES AND NOTICE HIM

>>530631589
>>530631657
didn't happen

>>530634441
>aren't 25+ year old white women look like
Not really, Paco. Maybe American women do but others age just fine.

>>530634074
Nobody knows what the fuck this means, nigga

>>530623643
(She’s waving at my dick)

>>530629608
trvke
i enjoy both though

>>530633854
>>530634020
based flockgod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhkSjb41VQ

>>530631940
Kek

>>530634479
It all started when I was born…

achieve victory erg...
defeat adel at any costs...

Don't blame me, blame the devs for giving you this as a drop

>>530634020
this is supposed to be the war face meme but he always looks like he's smiling to me here

>>530635228
be quiet yys

>>530634676
British women aging isn't a meme for nothing

>>530635280
heck.. 2/3 erg queue pc.. both everdarks

game wont give me the op health regen relic effect for raider

>>530635236
SAAR YOU... YOU BETRAYED ME SAAR!

>>530635403
It's telling you to play the only good class

>>530635403
even if you get a baby relic with it or a garbage 3 with just that use it
fuck goal buff thats way more important for you

>>530635236
I like getting this if I'm not doing DLC, but doing DLC the rotted winged one is better.

I'm not sure the Zweihander is it guys. It just feels so slow, that was fine in DS1 but the enemies are so much faster here.

Fuck, I'm so sick of the bloodhound fang, it's just so ugly, but there seems to be nothing better than it. Maybe the Grafted blade?

I posted this in the wrong thread, I was wondering why it was so slow.

>>530635615
it's okay to be slow when you hit like a truck
personally would go with a better colossal than that though

>>530635615
Zweis good just make it cold and jump or charged poise r2 with it

Its how I beat PCR the only time I ever fought him atleast it could stance break once or twice that fight reliably

>>530635373
will u carry me

>>530635615
Just grab the Gutsword honestly

>>530635776
queue up!

>>530635563
I also play duchess

>>530635615
Claymore

in 15+ mins I will q as bird for both of them

>>530635615
you wanna keep stance breaking them

>>530636025
someone took it already..

>>530635727
>personally would go with a better colossal than that though
Recommendations?
>>530635817
1. people who like Guts are gay and I don't want people thinking I'm a Guts fan or gay
2.I'M ALL OUT OF FUCKING SMITHING STONES WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND

>>530636098
I will still q then I would have but Im cooking atm

>>530630009
asmongold coded

>>530635969
What makes it so good?

>>530635236
Genuinely why would they give you an objectively better talisman for killing her

>>530636110
They're infinite. Give the shop bearings.

>>530636110
Prelate fire hammer perchaps ?
>>530629882
I 2h Idc I like the moveset I think its good and has style points associated ontop of it

>>530636280
It has good damage, good scaling and one of the best movesets in the game due to it combining slashing and stabbing attacks, its also just as good in PvE and it is in PvP. Its pretty much the perfect all rounder as it has been in every Souls.

>>530635942
Uhh

>>530636110
>I don't want people thinking
I'm not just thinking, I fully believe you are an extremely closeted faggot now

>>530636110
>reddit1hander calling berserkfags gay

>>530635372
that’s also a latinx woman thing but more to do with their body

well that was a dogshit run and i fed the boss but a win's a win

>>530636110
>people who like the guy who is arguably the biggest inspiration for this franchise are gay
what does that make Miyazaki then?

>There is something like five unique guard passives in the game files
>Can't use any of them
Stacking guard effectiveness and AoE guard damage would have been great

>>530634479
i don't remember all of it but it went something like this
>am in the stairway of my old apartment complex where I used to live with my family
>hear knocking on the entrance door, go to open it and it's my sister
>as we go up to our apartment we hear knocking down below again but it's the exact same knocking pattern from my sister
>it keeps on repeating, the entire stairway starts getting darker
>we agree to not open the door but suddenly a small ER oracle envoy is blowing its bubbles right infront of an apartment door
>we ignore it and go further up but more of them keep appearing, I now have a sword in my hands along with my sister and we decide to kill them
>sword disappears, instead of going home we're aimlessly going up and down the staircase
>sister disappears too, stairway is now extremely dark except for the doors giving off some light
>i now see people's pets stuck under their apartment door, the bodies contorted and fucked up as if they were being sucked through that extremely small gap
>decide to go up to the most top apartment and the door is open, I see a thin carpet standing upwards in the living room
>the carpet is made out of a human's body, the face stretched across on one side
>going through the apartment makes me loop around the stairway, everytime I enter that living room more carpet people start appearing, some in more humanoid shape but wearing a fursuit
>they don't do anything or make any sound
>wake up
my dreams have always been extremely fucking random

psbros the mountains are cursed...

dude spoiler that shit

>>530637431
>that chest
Jesus fuck she's as flat as a shield

>>530637547
She's wearing a lot of clothes.

I am in q for both now ...

>>530637001
Gay for allowing the bloodhound fang to exist. I'm plugging the numbers in on a weapon calculator and it's out classing the zweihander in damage. How does that make sense?

>>530637547
They’re wrapped tightly for optimal mobility

Just tried out the guardian charged attack tornado thing.
It's not good. Stop trying to convince people to play this terrible class.

>>530637951
wrong

Just tried out the guardian charged attack tornado thing.
It's good.

>>530637249

>>530637583
so what? Doesn't change the fact she's barely BARELY above the chest size of Revenant and she's a fucking doll

flat chests best chests

>>530638052
I've seen girls wearing hoodies that have F cups.

>>530637495
too bad

funny how that shit eating faggot won't show his ugly face here again

>>530637951
>he fell for it
It was obvious they were completely delusional earlier when they said something about it doing more stance break than raider. That should have been your clue.

>>530638247
This was the dumbest thing in the general's history.

>>530638190
Duchess isnt wearing a hoodie. She's wearing fitted clothes. What's your point?

>>530638247
dark chocolate was an allegory for bbc btw

>>530638327
you mean that retarded tranny from dee ess gee who kept yapping about how white 'chocolate' (not real chocolate btw) is good and dark chocolate is 'bitter' and tastes bad? yeah that was fucking dumb

>>530638428
There's a lot of clothes. Like 4 layers.

Is there any point running anything else for Executor?

Wait a minute, it's the slash damage, slash damage sucks. That's what balances out the bloodhound fang. I get it now.

It's almost like there's a percentage to dark chocolate or something

lol

>>530638617
Bleed is OP even if the weapon is dogshit

Damn. so close

>>530638805
>3 bar
oof

>>530638516
healing roar is nice

>>530638459
Everyone knows you’re the one who’s coming from dsg

>godskin bastards AGAIN but their combos are thrice as long
the really don't give a shit about single player do they

>>530638882
Pretty sure you have to be facing allies for it to work on them which definitely makes it a lot weaker

>>530637134
Thank you anon, I'm saving this into my nightmare collection. Shit like this has always been fascinating to me, I love the way the subconscious pushes us around at night

>>530638459
>>530638247
Dark, bittersweet chocolate is the best
Goes along good with coffee
Good riddance I say

>>530638247
>>530638459
yys likes her chocolate how she likes her men

MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>530639242
trvke nvke

>next boss confirmed to be Godskin Quattro
>they combine into one creature in the second phase


Pure kino leak
Going to drive some people mad

2/3 erg queue pc... everdarks

>>530638043
Lmao on my end it was running normally, and then I disconnected suddenly.

I don’t understand how the bed works. There’s never a prompt for me to actually use it.

>>530639035
it has a bit of a radius around it, but it's good for self sustain too

>>530639790
When you have shifting earth active (can be checked from the table of grace when picking bosses) you can sleep to skip a turn with it, iirc gotta sleep multiple times to remove the shifty

>>530639702
if this is mush and yys i shant be queuing

if i do i will just crash your games. i use legit relics but i just crash games of people i dont like and retard randoms who spam ping their dogshit routes

>>530639937
melty

>>530639242
I love cock shock. Underrated genre of softcore.

Other players irritate me so much that I can't even bear a match of randoms anymore. I've been leaving them more than staying lately.
Had a duchess that ran to an encampment after we were all 3 already going somewhere else that was pinged.
She then arrives and stays there the entirety of day1 without killing whatever boss is there while me and the other guy clear the entire castle except roof boss.
We fight the night1 boss next to the castle, I ping the castle to kill the roof boss and she pings the 3rd flask church on the other side of the map with no red bosses or gaols nearby.
The other guy follows and they then travel directly through 3 different objectives without doing them to get there and I just close my game.

The next game both people ping a gaol early on and when we arrive no one has a key. Then they ping the mine. We are playing Crater. I leave the match.

The next game is Noklateo. We land in the southern-middle and both players sprint through the starter camp and run directly to the city's entrance and instantly die to what was likely the first few headless soldiers given their positions so I leave.

>>530640072
yeah your game will have a melty you troon

>>530639702
still?

>>530640214
>Then they ping the mine. We are playing Crater. I leave the match.
The audacity of these niggers that maybe plan to upgrade more than one piece of equipment, the nerve!
Really though, you sound neurotic and will benefit from going outside

>>530628369
I guess the game is giving me signs...

>>530640425
The mine was across the map from our spawn and that first gaol, and none of us were guardian - the only class with any benefit to having two starter upgrades.

>>530640435
Holy redditrelic, I'd use that

>>530640573
Cute

>queue niggerg
>2/3
>several mins pass
>queue erg
>2/3
Yeah, good job you dumb niggers

>>530640780
I'm not playing rn

>>530640780
time to get comfy with randoms
looks like someone a few posts up is having a good time with them

>>530640572
You are seriously overthinking this game. Randoms are undeniably retarded in the most arcane ways, but if it starts to get to you this much, take at least one day off the control freaking and map checking.

>>530640214
You're completely correct. Fuck randos

>>530636509
So what if I am? Fucker.

>>530640573
cutest pairing (daughterfu)

>>530638247
>>530638457
>>530638459
/dsg/troon posts btw

>>530641086
Jovial pirate dad Raider and spastic colossal-wielding Revenant daughter is an effective combo in game that is severely underrepresented in fanarts and it makes me MAD

I never played Niggerg because I assumed the discord would share screenshots of you and then add you to some sort of list

>>530641240
Hi...

>>530638428
fitted clothes compress the chest and make it look flatter and smaller

Is it always better to powerstance with raider or can two handing one weapon be better sometimes?

>>530641086
finally a man with exquisite taste

>>530639195
>bird jeet says dumb shit
business as usual

>bring back bosses like godrick and give him aspects of the crucible or other moves
>can't appreciate them because half the cast dies in one hit
i struggle to enjoy anything in nr

>>530641240
1 week of niggerg and my name isn't even close to the tierlist, I think its fine

>>530641321
Rent free

>>530641339

I just had the best Rev game of my life so far. The best part is that I died stupidly right away, so I bet the duo was like oh this person is gonna be dogshit. I have to start playing her more in pubs, but I get so nervous because I struggle to live with her on so many of the nightlord fights. I don't want to get to the fight and then just throw horribly.

>>530641353
you're likely on a different list, or (best case scenario) haven't made enough appearances to be known yet

Ranged lock-on for revives is very weird. Gg though.

>>530641240
>the discord would share screenshots of you and then add you to some sort of list
that's why I don't play with you guys period

>unlock recluse's remembrance garb
>still wear darkness anyway because of the anklet

I fucking hate Argentina

>>530641818
I wear it because of the bigass hat

GigAdel
Rotten Woods
PC
erg
Queue up now or your mom dies in her slew tonight.

>>530641584
If there's another discord brigade list that stays within the bounds of discord, I don't give a fuck
I can make one like that too if I wanna be extra retarded

>>530641768
image

MOMMA IM COMMIN!

>>530641916
please make another list
the other one is getting stale and doesn't get as many replies anymore

>>530641991
Ok...

Mom is safe…

Contemplating on the flock

>>530642138
I'm adding you on the 'cord.

>>530642138
nice discord

>>530641890
Fuck off mate it's 8am, I'm going to sleep
>>530641991
I'll do it after I sleep, remind me laterrrr

>>530641485
>bratty, deadweight, slutty Rev that demands I kill bosses for her and berates me while I carry her
>even after giving her a win she still doesn't fuck me, but lets the rest of roundtable run a train on her
Yes please

>>530642294
stop watching porn.

Wylderbros which one would you pick

>>530642294
wylders are so weird

>>530642341
No
>>530642369
I like claymore for ER and flamberge for NR

>>530641991
Shut up fag get a life

>>530642385
I'm normal I don't do any of the weird shit u guys do

gettin' tired of erpposting

Anyone on psn wanna play (the other 3 got queued with each other and I'm alone)

>>530642294
cuckolds should be shot in the head

>>530642532
TOTAL GOONER DEATH

>>530642532
Telling people exactly how to bother you is probably one of the stupidest things you can do on 4chan, and yet people constantly do it. Why, I wonder.

>>530642294
i want this too
just so when we're on an expedition i can immediately leave her to fend for herself
and then i listen to her screaming about how sorry she is for acting like such a bitch
while i watch a horde of misbegotten take turns breaking her body
as i slowly eat starlight shards

does Dragon King's Cragblade always have Improved Jump Attacks as its passive?

>>530642786
Look, either you date the cheating whores and get all pissy and mad about it when they cheat, or you let me date them and we're both happy.
>>530642996
You dont deserve her.

Guardian mains want to fuck their own character
Recluse mains will fuck anything with a dick
Raider mains have zero horniness
Executor and Ironeye mains are just normal gay
Wylders are Recluse/Rev orbiters who have never tasted pussy
Revenant mains act slutty for attention but have never actually had sex

>>530643146
what about duchess?