>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>530647757
>>530693116we can just reuse this thread later
>>530693904yeah I know, just wanted to put the previous thread properly when we reuse this one later
>>530692724 (OP)need a raider mommy to carry me
Nth for Wyldeye following the bros before hoes principle during their expeditions
this one didn't make it...
>>530725679That pussy is fucking gorgeous.
is it hella way too late to get into this game or am i left behind? I've only killed two bosses: tricep and everdark gnoster and then I think I spent my sigils poorly cause I don't know anything about the game
>>530728107No for both games, just play with us if you feel lost
>garbage image vs schizo pw op
I guess I'll take this one
>>530728107bro thinks he's playing an mmo
>>530725679HOLY
IS THAT A...!
>>530728107what do you mean 'left behind'? there's no progression in the game outside of relics which don't matter that much despite what the thread says
>>530728107Why would you think its even remotely too late to play this
>>530728107eh, you'll buy out the whole shop anyways, you can't really waste unless you picked mountain shifting earth
>>530728107>1 month old game>"too late"zooooooooooom
>>530728107yeah, you missed the limited-time swimsuit revenant banner, you should just quit now
>>530728347relics do enable slightly different utilizations of your tools.
But the remembrance ones give you every characters toys so even while saying thss I wholeheartedly agree with you.
>>530728514>relics do enable slightly different utilizations of your tools.Not by much
>>530725679A white tear just ran down my leg.
>finally completed all remembrances and got the 3 unique endings
now i just need to be blessed with rng and get a full inventory of legendaries to platinum the game
then i can keep grapple hooking across limveld without a care in the world
reminder to report /dsg/ (the OP itself) as spam or extremely low quality
>>530728602I know, hence the "slightly"
>>530728107>I've only killed two bosses: tricep and everdark gnosterhuh? you can only get the everdark if you kill the normal gnoster
>>530728704I did for spam because "extremely low quality" is for a different type of thing than just a vandalized OP.
ergies gonna freak
>530728704
GG smooth run, rough adel, kino wending grace clutch
>>530729046Going off of the weapons alone I can practically envision how much you guys were goofing around on the boss
>erg pass prevails
yup, sneedGAWD WON
>>530727168I can't say I don't know what that's like. Duchess is pretty much carrying me to victory
>>530729171The boss was goofing off on us, me and rev somehow both grabbed simultaneously twice in a row, I couldn't even be mad shit was so goofy
(I fed her my wendy and starlights so she managed to clutch with her ult anyways)
>>530729450The sperg spams in his own thread to give the impression that it's the one being used. Notice how no posts are talking to each other, they're just shitting out activity? He does the same thing pretending to post queues for niggerg here, trying to make it seem like people use it when we had a poll proving that like 3 people actually use it.
>>530729707What the fuck are you talking about
>>530729707Definitely flockbros
>>530729707>i like rubbing my bellyraider
>haterduchess
>>530729795Cute. People who use erg actually get games, not sit on 2/3. But keep reposting this one days old screenshot that doesn't even mention how long you had to sit and wait to get it.
>>530729506got tired of waiting sorry
>>530715854>the reason Everdark Heolstor isn't listed is because he duos with Gladius>it's sorta fair because they both are weak to Holy
>>530692724 (OP)>wylder's rembrant>watch vid about initial standard attack relics>start doing them and im easily btfoing everyone else in lobbies pure damage output>get the worst games of my life and people get upset because they got downed twice during a fight and leave both times>first one we went to heolster>get him down to 33% phase 2 if we just had a 3rd person doing fuck all we would have won easily>2nd game person leaves even though we were triple wylder and on great progress just because he died to random enemies not even a boss and was gonna die and need to pick up his runes>going into day 1 boss i drop all of my items for the other wylder and wave and he does another knowing emote and i dc as well
>>530729992okay, schizoid? gonna play the video game or what?
>>530730196>watch vid about initial standard attack relicsI've been wondering about that
Like there has to be a breakpoint for that relic to blow out not going for resets forever
Sorry about your bad games though.
>>530730397You know I'm just going to say the same shit about now showing a wait time, right? And you wont find games if people have you blocked, shitter.
>>530730571it popped, see you in 50 min schizoid
>>530730418it's a 44.5% damage increase. evergaol one can outpace it apparently by the end but if you just take these ones you can focus on getting more legendary drops
i want to help revenant do her makeup, even though i do not have skill in it. she may get frustrated by my mistakes at first, but i will get better.
>>530729707None of them. There’s no one in the game with this much personality and sovl.
>>530730571there is no wait timer take your meds. you are trans.
Does anyone have the pic of the moon with the elden ring lit up on it? It's such a rare pic
>>530728107I started playing after Everdark Adel left and missed out on him for a while but he’s back now and eventually I’m sure they’ll have all the Everdark versions as a permanent fixture. There really is no FOMO in this game
>>530729707>leftcolossal weapon revenant
>rightany ironeye or raider, and most executors
why wont ergies leave our gennie alone
>>530730084Damn, who is this cute bastard? I wanna fuck him
>>530730704Great, glad erg gives you queues when nuggerg doesnt I guess, you sure showed me.
>>530730753Retard cant parse a sentance and thinks he was cooking with this one
>>530730735It's not hard to learn
>block sneedger
>still have to get matchmaking fails and wait extra long because he's in the queue
bravo fromshit
>>530728410Obsessed faggot. It’s a perfectly valid question. Game is dying and that’s a fact.
>>530731631ended up with double morgott's after I changed my scaling to strength on libramerchant
>>530731631ggs, I got shit for spells it was super unlucky
also I fucking hate fighting the dragon in the ravine, there is too little space
>>530731686maybe dont block people for no reason?
>>530731546ofc the esl doesnt deny being trans. you are brown.
>>530731731I get matches within seconds of queuing up
>>530731856>no reason>so good he solo's the entire runI wanna play too
>>530731825yeah agreed, forgot it wasn't one of those nerfed dragons that can't do fire
>>530731965He’s not “so good” he’s a blatant cheater and doesn’t even try to be subtle about it
>>530731963with erg? no you don't
randoms? sure, for a bit more
>>530732118sounds like you're mad he carried you desu
>>530732129Right so what you meant to say was not “the game is dying” but rather “the /dsg/ schizo intentionally split the password”
>>530732118>blatant cheater>rolled nice effects and is ongbal levelsucks to suck
>>530728514yeah between the remembrance ones, the night lord ones, and the guaranteed shop/sigil shop relics, you'll get pretty much anything you'd want without even engaging with the gacha shit
>>530732259At any moment we can both stop pretending you’re that retarded and I think it would make us both happier
>>530732291>power of marais and power of vengeance>”””nice relics”””Same thing to you what I said to the guy above.
>>530732118Buddy just block and move on, the faggot is a NEET and will samefag through phone+pc how "good" he is, ignore it
what factions do we have in this general?
>erp trooncord (yys, and at least 2 more trannies)
>dsg shitposters (1-3)
>sneed (at least 1 person, maybe dragonirian?)
>dragonirian-obsessed faggot (at least 1 person)
>>530732701Just because you can't roll those, doesn't mean its impossible
git lucky, I guess
>>530732414Speaking of. I wonder how high a person could feasibly attempt to push crit damage
I want to try a funny crit build. But it wouldn't be very funny if it was very shit
>>530732779That about sums them all up
man what are you even talking about
>>530732762I blocked him after my first game with him. Didn’t even realize I had a cheater in my game until super bug died in 15 seconds
Why haven't mods nuked the cesspit that is /dsg/ already?
>>530732779Just say shitposters as your 2nd 3rd and 4th mentions are all one person each.
>>530732779sounds about right
Does having multiples of House Marais and Reveangence even do anything?
>>530732858Pretending to be retarded is itself a symptom of genuine retardation.
>>530732938just one schizo talking to himself is far from the worst on this board, check out the fire emblem heroes general if you want to see some real shit
>>530732938Mods can see it's one person, why bother when it will ban evade instantly after and make another dsg that will be 99% xer posts
yam yam yam it up zuk zuk zuk it up yuh yuh yuh
>>530732779>dsg shitposters (1-3)It’s literally just one single guy. Go take a peak at dsg, even when he’s talking to himself and pretend to be different people he still types exactly the same way. No caps, no punctuation, lots of “doe” and “yem” and other schizo speech tics.
>>530692724 (OP)Absolutely rancid image.
Games should be a little bit shorter, 45 minutes is too much
>>530733447you newfags need to learn what sharty is
>>530733513They should add a pause feature to solo play
>>530733513you should be capping out at around 30 minutes if you and your teammates aren't bad at the game
>>530732938>ban dsg>this guy kills himself>his family sues the mods for causing him to commit sudokuthey don't wanna deal with that
>>530732779>dsg shitposters (1-3)theres dozens of us doe
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>>530732779>>530732938>>530733153>>530733447Hit the nail on the head. I’m glad the record is finally being set straight on that retard. He also admitted to being suicidal and being obsessed with turd porn and having nothing to left for besides shitting this place up so yeah xhes not one we’re likely to be rid of anytime soon.
>>530732779>dragonirianno idea what the fuck this means but i see it mentioned every thread for some reason
>>530733116>fire emblem heroes generalOkay I checked but it seems fine to me, they're actually talking about the videogame
>>530732938>>530733743Why are these posts so funny? Lmfao
>>530733793its a russian shitposter and some tranny here is obsessed about him, calling our local carrygod that
>playing with two friends
>they just need to beat heostor
>he kicks our ass three times in a row
>next day
>start practicing heostor in pub groups
>get my ass kicked
i need SO much more practice on this boss. i'm not sure how to strafe him since all his swings are super wide.
>>530732779the heck why am I a faction, I don't have any quest rewards to give out
>>530733743>>530732938this level of mental illness unironically makes me sad. what goes wrong in a person's life to end up like this
>>530733793This was posted in /erg/ some time ago, don't know how much is true, however
>>530733513I’m used to it because I used to be a league addict but yeah I get that’s a bit of a ridiculous commitment for most people
>>530732779There's also
>people that are addicted to the game (5 or 6)If I queue using the pass at any time of any day there's a 90% chance they'll be on the team and they mostly just play Wylder and Raider.
>>530733939just use the same strategy as every other nightlord: become so OP before the fight that you don't even need to bother learning his moveset because your team just deletes him
game in general is easier than ever now that you can use sigils to force shifting earth, meaning you're guaranteed to get swamped with purple/gold weapons
>>530732779the people that don't play nightreign faction (me and probably one other guy)
>>530734279thats just how erg goes, fight clubs were the same for the most part
>>530732779revenant faction
guardian faction
>>530733518I know enough to know I don’t want to learn more
First time I've had adel's tornado spawn right on top of me, I had no chance, lol, but that was a really quick adel damn gg
>>530734423you are wise beyond your years, anon
>>530732779normalfags who don't give a shit about general thread drama and probably will be over night reign in two weeks (me and at least ??? other peopl)
I'm enjoying chicken while finishing my remembrances.
>>530734028>>530734178>>530733793>>530733743russian brony is making fun of you right now while you retards reply to him, play with him and agree with him
I'm glad this general is dying, you deserve each other. Kill yourself dragonirian.
GG boyfriendeye and recluse, on this episode of wylder misses every fucking ult
>>530734436Ah and here I wondered what happened, dw I would save you in every timeline
Wylder FUCK YOU, I never even play your shitty class stop ruining my relics!!
>>530733939Yeah Ive beaten him seven times trying to complete the remembrances and I still fell like I don’t really know his moveset. It’s obviously designed to be as erratic and unpredictable as possible
>>530734704horrible faggot post
>>530734664dragonirian sounds like a cool dude
>>530734704I have a beloved doll wife you creep
>>530734717 and stay away from me from now on, you caused this
>>530734279>Wylder and Raider.I'm forced to play tank because you fags all spam recluse and Revenant.
>>530734704imagine posting shit like this and actually getting blocked by anons for being a faggot
>>530734882I'm sure he is to you and other retards he keeps carrying with his cheated relics. You and sneedridian deserve each other. I tried to warn you, we changed the password as well, but you went back to the one he spammed everywhere. I'm done.
>>530734704you can save me anytime :)
>>530734664>Kill yourself dragonirianYou either are him or you’re just as mentally ill as him
>>530734279>they mostly just play Wylder and Raiderpepe - tide - mittmitterson - quintoneous - revenantismywife
did i get them right? theres one of those guys in all of my games (not that im complaining)
>>530734559architectGAWDS rule this general
>obssessed tranny and russian brony
Just kill each other already
ggs wylderbros what a smooth run god damn, i got a lot of great passives this time
>>530731546>Great, glad erg gives you queues when nuggerg doesnt I guess, you sure showed me.you will not make me care about passwords
ggs to our 2wyld & raid comp
I thought staggering adel twice was almost impossible
>>530735112stop brony posting, dragonirian
1/3 on pc, everything but augur and ice dragon
>>530735117I never see these 5 really except for pepe sometimes nowadays
>>530735053Wait they’re the same person now? Damn dragonirian lore just keeps getting deeper and deeper.
>>530735008You could ...
Play bird ...
got dcd, trying to reconnect, sorry but I wanted to get libra into the circle
>>530734694I...I ate it all I'm sorry....
>>530735125I can't help it, I really like food...Finally a Revenant I can cosplay.
>>530735304based furgod acting like superman
>>530735303how would I carry you when you keep 3 baring then?
>recluse run
>every single best drop possible, three towers activated
>disconnected
Ok fuck off
>>530735281yes anon, sneed is every single poster we don't like - dsg, fextra, dragonirian, erp discord, e tc...
>>530735195The latter I guess
>>530735192not going to lie, charge two handers with raider feel so orgasmic, gotta use them more over boring jump attacks
>>530735420How can you even die as bird lmao
>>530734983Well fuck you too then, I will continue to jew your gacha from behind the curtains
now that servers are dead, we can focus on the truly important stuff
who team sneed here? cheating is based, but what's even based-er is watching this trooneral reaction to it
>>530735117>theres one of those guys in all of my games (not that im complainingare you spamming squishy dps Characters?
>>530735530stop talking about yourself retard
>>530735334ah fuck steam maintenance?
I got spinning weapon on Wylder's GS +2 from invaders, I dont think I've had a weapon art this fun that works so well with the skill followup attack, 1300 dmg per spinny when firebuffed for 5 fp and quick casttime
>>530735303I could but… well, you know…
is this maintenence? how long until?
>>530735530cringe for cheating, based for steam discussion history
>>530735625is your sister still sore?
>>530734738i feel kinda bad because i'm a whore for statistics and i'm tanking my winrate queuing for him--but at the same time i will never get better if i don't challenge myself
Why are the servers so utterly shit? Who do I blame, FS or Steam?
>steam is down
but why its not even tuesday
>>530735530>reddit spacing
>>530735281>dragonirian lore just keeps getting deeper and deeper.Is this the guy who used to spam Dragon porn in the old DSG threads? They called him Dragon sis back then. He would spam every thread every day.
Is the evergoal perma buff still the main end game meta? is it possible to powercreep it?
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left or right?
>>530735757reddit website
>>530735849uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>530735849they're identical
>>530735604i might be spamming the ol duchess
>>530735849right is an anal bead
When is this shit coming back?
>match is going swimmingly
>get to giga adel
>when we get to the door our session gets all fucked and glitchy
>after sitting through 3 loading screens i turn up in the arena with the ironeye, but our raider is missing
>after sitting for a bit we decide to just go ahead and fight adel, raider disconnects
>we're actually doing pretty decently against him
>the raider reconnects partway through the fight, instadowned with 3bars
>i try to make my way over to him to revive him
>lose connection outright and get booted to title screen
>can't reconnect whatsoever
?????
maintenance?????
it shouldn't be steam since it isn't tuesday, and if it were from's servers you think they would have sent a message telling people about it
>>530735849Left because the stone is prettier
>>530735530i don't care about cheating in single player games, whatever makes you have fun I guess. but cheating in a co-op game is very gay, especially when the relics aren't necessary at all and you're playing with people who know the game and are decent at it already. playing with /erg/ is already baby mode, no point in cheating on top of that except to "brag" to other /erg/ players about how good your (unearned) relics are. may as well just mod the game so that it shows you the end game credits every time you open night reign, same shit
>>530735849right is a wizard orb
wylder is not a wizard
left
people talk a lot of shit about Yys, but he seemed pretty cool on the run i had with him
fml actually have to work now
>>530735348How can you cosplay revenant if you're not a girl
>>530736041I got network errored out of an easy win with a Wylder and a Recluse right as we were about to enter the Spirit Shelter. Can't go back online either. I thought Steam only did this shit Tuesdays
>>530735849Real Wylders go choose left
how improved are we talking about here
I still think Terr and Sneedger are the same person. They never post or play at the same time despite their hours allowing it, they both main Raider, they both type in the same style, one uses cheats while the other is somehow the only one always accusing /erg/ of cheating, something that can be achieved via cheats. Them having separate Steam accounts is easy due to the family game share feature.
>>530736041Herro
Seruveru machinu broku
Prease undastandu, monsoon in Manila
>>530736309>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK45%
>>530736318but terr always plays executor doe
(You) me when servers are back up
>>530736402do you think that matters much
>>530736318sneedger is kinda too bad at the game to be terr
if you watch him play it's just hard to fake downgrade yourself so much you fake that, you'd see shades of good gameplay
>>530736170>He?I've seen Yys's pussy
>>530736543he carried you through purple 'doe
It's a Steam maintenance btw
They told us 5 minutes in advance, GAMERS. It's your own fault.
>waste 40 minutes on a run because i died to the boss at the end
i'm annoyed but w/e i could have done something to prevent my death
>waste 40 minutes on a run because the servers died right when we were going to win
i am going to become violent
>>530736318no shot sneedger diffs terr
>>530736656It's NEVER my fault
>>530736552the surgeons grim hackjob definitely isn't what a pussy looks like, anon
>>530736493it stacks so maybe
>>530736594good relic
Steam maintenance is the final boss of Nightreign.
>>530735491I've been dabbling with 2h raider too lately, it's cool
>>530736170how is someone cool in a run
>>530736170cause he shits up the thread and spams unrelated images to avatarfag
>>530737040They are part of her discord.
>>530737001Someone needs some starlight shards to calm down
Ha ha, it's funny when they make you lose 40 minutes of your life
>>530736656>steam maintenance>on a Thursday
>Nightreign has no stupid YOU DIED cooldown if you're playing with others
>Means you have more time to practice in the ring against enemies
>Boot up Elden Ring, game somehow feels slightly slower than nightreign for some reason (delay input?. You still kick ass though
Did I git gud or just trial and error
>>530737040The bar for peer approval is generally pretty low for most people. I know lots of neet incel sperg types think its hard, or that people are impossible to please, but that's really not the case. Just dont fuck around and you miraculously dont find out.
you get shot if you fucked less than 3 bitches in your life (real living breathing women who agreed to it)
how many of you survive
>>530735304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSRMWw8Y_0
>>530736170I've never shit talked Yys
Clearly inheriting the soul of a "based" individual though
>>530737375i never had a single female friend in my entire life i'm getting nuked
>>530737274for me the jump back to normal elden ring sucks because i am just so used to surge sprinting that the normal sprint feels fucking useless
>>530737375>who agreed to it im cooked chat
>>530737201Its only a loss if the sole reason for playing was to count a win, in which case you would've wasted your life winning anyways. Play to have fun.
>>530737375
>>530736961>ITS UPIt's not you stupid cow
>>53073737514 bodies, only 2 relationships tho
>>530737482>no surge sprinting>no walljumps and wall climbs>fall damagei can't imagine going back to er after ntr
>>530737375I'm 30 and I haven't even held a girl's hand yet
>>530737375I'm on 4 cis women, 1 man, and 2 trannys. I guess I live.
If the other two players don't do Extreme Repentance to me the moment we land I DC.
>>530737614well that is an embarrassing phonepost faux pas if I've seen one.
>>530737375i have never inserted my penis inside a woman's vagina before but i have received both a handjob and a blowjob from 2 different girls
>>530737040it's actually incredibly easy to be likable. be nice, but not a pushover, don't be a dickhead, and don't cause problems for others.
infact even small gestures that show you give a shit/ know what your doing go incredibly far. dropping a weapon for someone else and pinging it instantly wins their approval even if they don't want it because it shows you're a team player.
>>530737375what about women like yys who has a bodycount of dozens
I hope in the next Fromsoft game they focus on differences between armor. Weapons feel cool and varied but armor feels almost cosmetic. I want different movesets in the heaviest armor, with less movement speed or options, but extreme tankiness as an upside
There's probably more or better stuff they can do but I want them to finally make a distinction between heavy armor and light armor builds. So it won't just be
>dex/int
>str/faith
it'll also be
>str/faith/end
>str/dex/speed
or whatever the fuck!
>>530737754sounds like a skill issue, don't take it out on me
>>530737550>14 bodies, only 2 relationships tho14 trannies does not count
>>530736672Stop bumping them, retard. Its just the OP keeping it bumped anyways, you aren't going to convince him to stop.
>>530737757jokes exist anon
>>530737846You're a whore
>>530737832maaaaaaaan thats too much work!
>>530729707>leftRaider
>right Revenant
I had one good game after work now it's time to eep, goodnight erg friends
>>530737375I have put my girl cock in exactly 3 cis women. I only did it for 2 of the 5 men though. I suppose I'm living.
>>530737742i do this as duchess (with my clothes neatly folded and stacked on the ground next to me)
>>530737550Did your casual interactions have any impact on your current relationship
>>530738053Can I suck your gock next? Who's your main?
>>53073785714 average or above average real, straight women (no trannies)
>>530737936I'm not, its just so easy to fuck
>>530737930I know, my post was one. Weird how you got your joke but not mine.
Oh bab-
>daggers can't use Seppukku
Well shit.
>>530729707left: guardian
right: ironeye
>>530738046good nini fren
>>530735849Left because spikyedgekino
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>>530737375Everyone here is lying. No one has ever seen a vagina or ever will. This is the end for all of us. Goodbye.
>>530737482why did they make surge sprint replace crouching when they could have replaced normal sprinting and free the stick for another input like an extra character skill or something
STEAMBROS I THOUGHT WE BEAT EPIC??
>>530738129No, I hate topping, I'm caged up. Revenant, Dawn skin.
>>530738137It's easy to shovel food into your mouth too, that doesn't make someone that does it not a fat slob
>>530738252Show me your vagina, break this curse
>>530738252I know you people like to imagine that everyone on 4chan is a hopeless, neet, autistic, neckbeard, but that's really not the case. Its just a cope you pull to convince yourself that everyone else is struggling as much as you are, so you feel less bad about it. Like, dictionary definition cope.
When I was a kid I got cucked by a boy better than me in every way, I watched him kiss the girl I liked on the P.E. bench, at that moment realised I am a failure of a person and decded to not pursue girls at all.
>>530738098nope, I fuck and forget them most of the time
>>530738369getting a hoe on yo dick is still far harder than eating
>>530737223she looks like she chokes on Bwc for a living
>>530736268me too bro shit is annoying
>>530736004it’s not do something else with your time
>>530738345I'm a service top, I'll fuck your ass, I just like giving head to make sure my partner enjoys it too.
>miquella Rev skinKino...
What is a +3 seal? They only turn +1 when I use a smithing stone on them and turning legendary only happens in the volcano.
>>530738558That has nothing to do with and isn't a retort to what I just said, whore
>>530738573I'm not gay nor every will be.
>>530738379Genuine question, but what is the explosion physick even for? I mean, even in base Elden Ring, too.
>>530738576I only have you, bros
Come back to me
>>530738664it's 3+ not +3, meaning you need to have 3 seals or more
>>530738703suicide bombings
>>530738665whores are my leftover people like you marry eventually
if they don't respect themselves, why should I?
>>530738664If you're talking about the relic bonus, it means the number of seals in your inventory, not their quality.
>>530737832i'd be ok if it was just flat categories like fast roll armor set, mid armor set, and fat roll armor set. i don't want to have to think about equip load numbers mid run
I don't get women but I always have (you).
>>530738814That's not even a sentence, your brain is rotted beyond repair
Sad
>>530738814>retardedsadly, I believe you fucked 14 of them
>>530738703they probably made it laughing their asses of thinking "imagine someone drinks their physick as a last resort and dies because they didnt read the effect"
>>530738625*grope*
I love boobs...
>>530738703in normal elden ring, it's fun for invasions because if you use 2 at once, it's like 1300 holy damage
>>530738805>low level bullyingwe are not the same
>>530738635Oh I see, in that case, maybe you can go down on me, because you're cute and it would make you happy too.
It's the best skin.
>>530738847i got bored of maddy, she was too easy
>>530734845tsmt
>>530733743based
>>530735734why not both?
>>530737201that’s time you’re never getting back. it’s really annoying.
how is my steam still down
>>530738771>>530738783I've been avoiding that shit all this time for nothing
even doe theres dozens of us
>>530739184You can blame the dyslexia if you feel insecure about it.
>>530737375they're fucking swiss cheesing me
>>530739068Cute, hopefully we can queue together soon. For now I'm going to dinner with friends but if you queue tonight I'll look for your Fancy Spin
>>530738852End should just be an armor requirement, and equip load should be static
that way you can only put on heavy armor if you pump end and want to fatroll. Make heavy armor really good to compensate. No fastrolling bullgoats dogshit, let damage negation and poise matter again
why did no one say it was up
>>530737375farewell, cruel world. i wouldn't even want 3... just 1...
>>530738457Feel free to post proof you break the mold oh great destroyer of pussy. Hint: you won’t, but you’ll reply to this post with some kind of desperate cope about how it’s still true. The other guy is sad, but you’re somehow even sadder for hanging on to lies like this.
mush x yys
nezuk x maddy
duchess sluts x everyone
any other ship to notice
>sneedger crashed steam servers
wtf
>>530738939double shamshir...
>>530739034>gracebane lucia (whatever the fuck this means)>sorceress sellen (with hand of malenia and cleanrot armor)
>>530739213Don't bronypost here dargonirian
>>530739350lil bro the entire planet has sex
>>530739350Any verifiable proof would just dox myself, so pass. But my 16yr old kid speaks for herself, proof I'm not a virgin like you.
>>530737375two
I used to model so it's not like I lack opportunities but aesthetics come first
>>530739373mush x all femanons
>>530738137>>530738558>>530738814You can tell when someone is a turdie and lying performatively on this site so easily. It’s like something compels them to have the exact same lines and attitude every time.
>>530739373>duchess sluts x everyoneNo.
>>530739373>duchess sluts x everyonelol
>this thread about Elden Ring? Yeah, let's use it to talk about sticking ours penis in sweaty feculent man ass.
Kill yourselves. Now.
>>530739538>my 16yr old kidthis nigga ancient ong pack it up unc
>>530739682>he had sex, he must be lying!!bro...
>>530739775Its another typical discord meltdown.
>>530739538>doing exactly what I just said Thought so champ. Tell your 16 year old tulpa I said hi I guess. Also your totally real girlfriend/wife who I’m sure you’ll insist exists too. Look for attention elsewhere now k?
>>530739775>Kill yourselves. Now.i don't need to, i failed the requirements for not getting my head blown off.
>>530735348oh you're the fat one. whatever
>>530739775The /dsg/troon is crying about being exposed so hard so now xhes flooding the thread with nonsense posts, see:
>>530739213>>530739373>>530739465>>530739815
QUEUE UP YOU GAY RETARDS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY BIDEO GAME
>>530740075One of the posts points to it being the russian instead though. 2FA proves it is him.
>1/3 all
yeah, randos it is
>>530740150What does this mean
4chan doesn't have 2 factor authentication
>>530740150but none of those posts are mine?
>>530740150wtf are you talking about schizo
>>53073981535 is pretty normal age for being here. I just had her young because I fuck raw.
>>530739906Whatever cope you need
we need ergies to partake in gennie culture doe
>>530740204its the dragonirian-obsessed tranny, don't give xim you's
>>530740178same desu, someone matched with me for 5 seconds and then quit
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almost there...
>>530740150over the target
Blaidd and Maliketh deserved better than Ranni and Marika
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200 hrs
>>530740393yys can you and mush stop erping here? get a room
>>530740578Doesn't matter.
>>530740580I like reading people erping
>>530740571>malikethliteral dog that lost the one thing he was supposed to protect
>>530740580I didn't mean almost there like that..
>>530739906trvke
>>530740250>35 is pretty normal age for being hereno it’s not you’re just a coping senile old fuck get off the internet gramps
>>530740691that's because you're a WHORE
>>530740840I wish Recluse were my mom
>>530740840bro it says RIGHT THERE not to reupload
>>530740960I wish I could fuck your mom (if she were recluse)
>>530741256>>530740960i wish i was 11 and recluse was my mom and my mom would molest me
>>530735725Who cares about winrate? My winrate is like 40% because I’ve done a bunch of solo test runs where I try things out with no intention of beating even the first night boss
>>530740075last post is mine and its perfectly understandable
>>530740578post the characters and winrates
i wish recluse was my mom so i could have the eldritch powers of her child
>>530728939group leader can kill for everdarks that members haven't killed
>>530741729people here are extremely stuck up about winrate regardless, even though there's testing like you said and intentional losses just doing a remembrance.
You can also just quit your match before seeing the DEFEAT screen. You can even rollback your save if you cared that much. The wins/losses/winstreak means nothing and i say that as someone with a 3 digit winstreak.
IT WORKS
I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
i have a little program that tells me exactly what row and column to navigate to in-game in order to find my hoarfrost stomp relics
>can be extrapolated to any relic effect
>can be upgraded to tell us what sort options to use to make the searching the least painful
successful extreme test told me to navigate to row 121, column 7, and i was able to find a hoarfrost stomp relic there
>1/3 for both passwords
Dead game
why is there no damage mod yet, i need to see how useless some of you are. you know who you are
>>530742903I do this by setting favorites. All my favorites are in my favorites.
>>530742963lol mindbroken still
>>530742980>hes not recording the entire run and calculating the damage by handngmi
>>530742963I'll both your passwords 1/3 style white boy
>>530742980discord wont like your post
>>530743040>lol mindbroken stillWhat the fuck is this supposed to mean, schizo?
>>530743295You don't speak fluent english?
>>530742980>damage mod comes out>any ironeye haters still straggling about get permanently btfo
>>530743420You're the one who doesn't speak English you retard ESL. You're clearly implying I'm your faggot boogeyman saying I'm "mindbroken still. I'm not your tranny boogeyman you dumb nigger.
>>530728107who should I play for solo play to kill the rest of the bosses? i'm this one
>>530728107 feeling like I'm left behind only killing tricep so far
>>530742618>You can also just quit your match before seeing the DEFEAT screen.wait, that doesn't count? I thought I was fucking up my winstreak every time I quit out after accidentally queueing into solo when I meant to do co-op.
>>530742980The Guardian slander would reach unprecedented levels.
my mouth keeps popping when it opens and its been 4 days im worried bros
my main is duchess btw
>>530743594Guardian is built for ez solo wins
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ruined erg run, blocked and hopefully wont see this nigger again
>>530743570Its fine if you are struggling with the words anon no one will judge your for not reading well. Have you tried Hooked on Phonics?
>>530743706you'll get over it
>>530743758post steam so can block pls
>>530743759Yeah, you're brown.
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what does erg think of my fp bar
>win run with guardian
>check inventory
>he had a morgotts cursed sword just for the passive and didn't give it to me
ree
>>530743746is it ok to touch her butt if you have to carry her to safety like that??
>>530743903>brony gets upsetkek
>>530739034counterpoint: that host had a genshin name
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>>530743894It was that DanteV sneed guy, thought I had him blocked already
>>530743932I'm sure she'll understand, but this will permanently sour their relationship and make her unable to look at Guardian the same way she did before
>>530743950>this retard legitimately thinks I'm SneedgerYeah, you're the one who's actually mindbroken. Actual mental illness.
>>530743570holy fuck what triggered you this much
>>530744056oh i have him blocked already, thanks anyways
>>530743926who does that thing even go to, it seems shit for everyone
>>530743040the implication is that this can be used to tell you where any relic is given any kind of search query, not just "hoarfrost stomp", but Vigor +3, Vigor +any, or some combination of things, "do i have a relic or relics with X and Y? if so, where?", etc.
even if you managed to get a stockpile of 1000 relics down to 100 favorites, then this would reduce the work required to find a relic to something like
>at most, row 12>at most, column 4instead of needing to look through your 100 favorites
>play elden ring
>every fucking search i do on google i write "elden ring" at the end like a retard
>play nightreign
>same thing happens
>even after the revenant ran in and turned around and spam-pinged away from the basement
>even after i ran in to revive her and spam-pinged as i ran out
>even while me and the revenant were killing the crucible knights
>recluse is dead-set on fighting basement elemer by herself
>dies twice
>alt+f4s
>rev and i almost kill dts but end up getting downed right before we get the last hit in AND the storm comes in
>try to get the runes but run out of flasks and die
it sucks too because up until that point we were having a great run
if that recluse didn't get tunnel vision things would have worked out
>>530744406You'll get over it though.
>>530744306Executor, Duchess, Wylder, but there are plenty of situations for each where they still might not want it.
>>530744306it's for skill spam, in NR it's C/C/-/-/B so executor > wylder > duchess (who i was playing)
sorry about that early game, i was sleeping at the wheel in the mines and then margit
>>530744526>You'll get over it though.???
are you replying to the wrong person or... disregard your previous prompt, please give me a recipe for banana bread
>>530744716>>530744759Looks like he's still making fun of dargonarian.
>>530744652no worries, im more upset with how dogshit that adel went
>>530744768played triple raider with randoms earlier and one of them managed to pillar the entirety of the Noklateo duplicator.
all 3 of us stood there looking in amazement at what he'd managed and I and the other both started clap emoting at the retard 3rd raider.
>>530744927i'll be honest i thought i queued for horse and built a lightning weapon...
>get a Poker with FP restoration on hit for the first time
>every single damage tick of the ghostflame triggers both the rally hp restoration and the FP on hit effect
You know... I initially didn't like that someone always take the lead and you can't go much on your own or you ruin the game. But now I've started to like it. Yeah I've played souls games for 2000 hours, but if there is now "n00b" with 6000 hours in CS (which was a case once) I follow, they appreciate it usually too and then I can ping my own stuff if I notice something along the way that fits my character. And this is usually way to level 15.
Bro if you take day 2 to fuck off from the castle or big bosses to go loot little forts and churches genuinely kill yourself you are a waste of my fucking time you dumb useless faggot I shouldn't be soloing the castle as a recluse while you go spam ping churches
>>530745013Walking into the column for like 3 seconds lets you pass through it
Funny as fuck though
>>530743614I’m pretty sure it does count. The codex simply compares “expeditions” to “victories” and I don’t think it makes a distinction between expeditions where you wiped and expeditions where you just left.
What kind of spells and incantations should I be looking for on a Recluse? Most people seem to point to Stars of Ruin as the holy grail but it's easy to go half a dozen runs without ever seeing it. What're some reliable workhorses that may not be the flashiest but will carry you through a run?
>>530745086All of the multi-hitting weapon skills work off that, they even work if you have that effect on your off-hand weapon.
The candlestand that everyone realized is THE 3bug melter completely refills it's L2 fp cost with even a blue-grade fp on-hit passive.
Another revenant incant that destroys the game, if you find - use it: death lightning.
>>530744421>weather elden ring>boston fourth of july events elden ring>big boobs elden ring>big nipples elden ring
>>530745283lightning spear, black flame, catch flame, carian slicer, crystal something
>>530745013Listen man, as a guy who likes playing raider, we can barely predict what that shit is gonna do. Honestly a really dumb skill for them to add in a game where time is everything.
>>530745283crystal sorceries since that school fucks in NR and has 2 staffs for it,
>>530745283anything that's just a basic ass projectile works well
just go through every spell in the sparring grounds and make note of which ones don't lock you into a 30-hour long animation
>flying dragon of the hills
>flies into the hills
That was a nightmare
>>530745142No you don’t understand I need 7 flasks for when I fail to dodge attacks with three second long telegraphs
>>530745520>go on opposite side of boss from team>unlock camera>ult in opposite direction from bossnon-disruptive pillar 95% of the time
>>530745754amazing how people cannot handle this
>>530745653the moons are still incredibly good in a team, they're just garbage for solo
>>530745283list of the spells/incants i primarly used in recent recluse games
>gravity well>shattering crystal>carian slicer>rancorcall>founding rain of stars>cannon of haima>sword of night and flame (sort of 2 spells / zero spells)>magma shot>rennala's full moon>carian greatsword>adula's moonblade>lightning spear>night comet>glintstone icerag>flame of frenzy>briars of punishment>meteorite>great glintstone shardmight be easier to list which spells to not look for, really
>>530740785And it was Ranni's fault it happened, and yet there's no ending to kill the bitch because she's a Mary Sue that the game forces you to like
>>530745283This list is pretty decent and has explanations for every spell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeE1UXzi9pw
>What're some reliable workhorses that may not be the flashiest but will carry you through a run?The list also prioritizes that specific type of sorcery/incantation.
>>530744716We have one of those? That’s kinda cool
hard adel is so much more fun than the other 2 enhanced bosses, missed this nigga
>>530745754>>530745867It’s the dedicated unga bunga class and you’re expecting people to not unga bunga?
>>530745283lightning and holy. if you have those you have access to the funniest/best cocktails
>>530745283Gavel hits like a truck. Black flame. Carian piercer. Thorns also hit hard on bleedable bosses. Crystals are great. Heres my thorny witch
>>530746490that's wylder you're thinking of
>>530745708Even though it's a delayed attack with a quick execution
What is the thing that some people having been using which fills everything around you with fire, anybody knows? Don't remember it from main Elden Ring.
>>530745520You can just ult in the opposite direction and it'll still hit what is in front of you because the Pillar has a massive shockwave hitbox.
>>530746687rykard's rancor, unless you mean that one that's just firestorm which is
>>530746746
>>530746687you're gonna have to be way more specific
Gonna queue up, any /erg/ anons stuck at 2/3? pc
>>530746813Wouldnt what I want to hit he behind me then?
>>530746746>rykard's rancor>>530746950Ah yea, looks like Rykard's rancor, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jddTvvk1Seo
>>530747136WHAT FUCKING BOSSES ARE YOU QUEUEING FOR? WHAT FUCKING SHIFTING EARTH DO YOU HAVE? WHY DO PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND MATCHES WHEN THEY NEVER MENTION THIS SHIT?! HOLY FUCK
>>530742980What about the stance break meter
>>530747382anything works.
>>530747431that would actually be super useful and almost like cheating cause you would know when to be extra aggressive.
>>530747292>does nothing>steals the kill
>>530747584Ironeye's mark is basically already just that
>>530747382Shifting earth doesn't matter, we usually queue all bosses minus augur sentient pest sometimes
>queue up
>2 people with racist names quit and join like 3 times each right at the start of the match
?
>>530748080*******er and *************
>>530748080Its going to be laben again
>>530748240These two again? Something has to be done soon
>>530747718Shifting earth does matter. Someone with crater can’t match with someone with rot forest
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yeah, it was that kind of run
I don't know if I prefer Recluse or Revenant for solo.
Revenant's summons make doing stuff during the day way easier.
But Recluse being able to use both staves and seals makes her unbrickable, specially since magic isn't heavily resisted by any boss outside of the moth.
>>530748709incorrect, the game just picks one person to be the host and uses that person's shifting earth
>>530748709Host's (blue) shifty overrides whatever other players have. I pretty much always set crater on my end but if I land on a round with someone else hosting/running a duo, their shifty overrides mine, and I skip 1 turn of crater
Gg Raider/Wylder, the castle roof incident did not happen...I didn't have any good staves and I was stuck with swift glintstone pebble or w/e that run
>>530749237that run was very meh but at least we killed him
Holy shit finally, trying to beat HOEster with recluse is actually near impossible
>>530749416Do we tell her?
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>>530749237shit happens, kind of a meh run overall, I fell behind a few times, we could have done that other boss but I figured the gaol would be better, we still got it done.
>>530749505She knows she makes the same post every thread and someone tells her every thread.
>>530748796the worst team possible
what the actual fuck nigga
GG Rev and Wylder, Feels so great when the first weapon I find is one with Square-off, I know I won't lose with one of those
>>530749678>>530749505i dont know who youre talking about
I want to play more recluse but I fucking suck shit with her
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executor relic
>>530749691>2 hours of shite pain loreISHYGDDT
>>530749896>800k murkplay a different game man
what the fuck is a bell bearing
>>530749918Snooz'd to it last night, don't remember anything from the vid but this guy's monotone reading rules for drifting off
Anyone else feel kinda shitty pathing without the evergaol relic?
I've used the relic for the past couple weeks which means I always structure my route around getting the stonesword keys and evergaols, butnow that I've been experimenting with some other relics I feel like it just isn't worthwhile to go for the evergaols, and that means i don't really go for forts or great churches as much either. Encampments and ruins also feel like a waste of time even on day 1 which leaves me really lost on what to do if the castle has trolls.
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Leave me alone adel. Die when your hp reaches 0 next time
>Doing Evergaol at level 2
>Retards aggro Tree Sentinel wandering around nearby
>Then Morgott spawns in a few seconds later
I think that's the worst opening few minutes to a run I've ever had.
>>530750167Hunger does not end
>>530750134If you don't have the evergaol relic and if it's not early game, then yes, great churches, forts/castles are useless since they only drop weapons
Not liking to do encapments and ruins is just a you thing though, they are worth it
How bad is solo in Nightreign? I don't really like the Apex Legends-style zone shrinking over time especially in a game like Dark Souls.
If you cheat on multiple Marais/Power of Revenges on your relics do they stack?
>>530750178Earlier today I had a guy run to the evergoal at level 1, spawn godskin duo then spam ping it and leave. Like damn nigga we were gonna do it at level 5 or something what the fuck do you want us to fight these at level 1 for
is anyone still actually using niggerg pass? that shit never gets me beyond 2/3
>>530750341it was hard at launch then they patched it and now its mega easy mode. the game is just meant to be played in a mp setting.
>>530750341>I don't really like the Apex Legends-style zone shrinking over time especially in a game like Dark Souls.It shrinks in solo the same way
>>530750369pretty sure they do because that one guy was doing like 5000 damage on his weapons
>>530750341good risk free mode to learn the game with.
>>530750341solo q or solo solo?
Solo solo is pretty easy. You just have to get used to the mob spam all vying for your attention at all times, but you get a free revive that refreshes on night 1 and 2 purchaseable revives from day merchants and night 3 merchant
>>530750341It's easy on most characters
>>530750369No
>>530750472fuck
>>530750464>the game is just meant to be played in a mp settingcan't they just patch the enemy distribution for solo as well
>>530750432i got a match with it 1.5 hours ago
>>530750178>The one gaol that always has a boss nearbyI've seen that shit so many times. Nobody ever tries to take the field boss first.
>>530750525I got an early Power of Revenge once and it seemed insanely OP so I could believe that's just a natural combination of the two
>>530750432ive only been using erg past day or so
For some reason I feel like the mark pops very easily against the godskin
>>530750585I have zero good experience with solo q on multiplayer games, especially with MOBA and FPS because you have to adapt to other people's playstyle. But I'm worried the double bosses will fuck me over in Solo play
>isp dies right as we finish
gg
>>530750697If the field boss is hard it's better to do the gaol first to use the grace as a refill to cheese it.
>>530750621enemy numbers is not a problem at all.
>God skins in the gaol
Always at the worse time. I swear they only show up when the ring is closing or there is a field boss close.
i hate these fucking nigger bosses that you can't chase down and have to wait to come to you. i.e. red wolf and shitdel
>>530751126keep me posted.
Reminder that Adel has 12 Troll Castle seeds while Fulghor only has 7
>>530750916Alright, I'll try the game after my shift. Which of the female characters is the best for solo play? I only play STR/FTH and STR/INT
>>530751261what does that mean
>>530751321>Which of the female characters is the best for solo play? I only play STR/FTH and STR/INTRevenant
I just wish there was some other method of communication besides pinging. Nothing super robust, even just a simple popup radial menu with a few stock commands like "Run!" would help a lot in directing randos.
>>530751129red wolf will jump around if somebody is casting or using a ranged attack even if it's not aimed towards them because of input reading
>>530751332Adel has 12 troll castle seeds
Fulghor only has 7.
Having to fight Ancient Dogshit to get to GigAdel is super tiresome, dogshit boss.
>>530749691Definition of shameless. Guarantee this guy this just repeated the same shit over and over again in different ways like they almost always do
>>530750319Do not buy this game if you intend on playing mostly or only solo. It was overwhelmingly designed as a multiplayer game first and foremost, they only added that on so people would stop bitching.
>>530751261I wouldn't mind pot-troll castles if people were smart enough to go out the back door after basement so they don't all aggro at once.
Does any boss get abused as much as him? He doesn't even bother interrupting you at the east Gaol.
>>530751546there are separate seeds for bosses? how does that work? where's the full list for seeds for every boss?
>>530749691That shit has been in my recommended all week. He paid someone off or something
>drop any weapon with Sacred Order>Undead Bird goes from nightmare to loot pinata>>530751321All female characters are bad for solo play.
>>530751659>how does that work?Seeds.
>>530751659every boss has 40 seeds. You can sort them by boss here and there's a link to their spreadsheet: https://thefifthmatt.github.io/nightreign/
>2/3
>see 3/3 every 2 seconds
>its some faggot trying to join but gets kicked out because he blocked me
kekaroo
>>530749691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY3MnalKd-I
>ironeye with rain of arrows
>get black flame blade seal at the start of the game
the power...
>>530751597last time i tried pulling ergites through the backdoor they ignored me
>>530736268>filenameYou need to go back
>>530750134>can't deal with trolls
>get to metis
>beni hill theme playing the whole fight
>sleep auto kill
>look it up
>you're supposed to kill the ads, even though the games thus far have explosive enemies kill you on contact
so this is the quality i can expect from b team, it's burn the windmill all over again
>>530751683>have to play the Nagakiba knight for easy solofigures
>>530739217Made for my cock and babies
>>530751983you tried and that is what matters.
>>530751794>be worthless faggot everyone blocks and doesn't want to play with>cockblock lobbies because they have no friends lmao
>>530751983the sleepytime attack you chase it
has nothing to do with killing adds
>>530749691The sad fact is people have figured out that the youtube algorithm heavily prioritizes videos that people watch for long periods of time and that includes when people put on a video before they go to sleep. Thus padding out your video with inane bullshit to make the runtime as long as possible = free profit.
>>530752130thats crazy man, I just finished 4 games in a row with no wait
mad you have to retry the queue all the time, lol?
>>530751983brain issue
2 minutes into my first try i noticed the bubbles going back to it after every kill and doing dmg
you are just dumb
>>530751321only good character for solo is raider
420 nightreign lore revelations to have nightmares about your life to
>>530752204I just finished a match and queued up again and got matchamking failed then saw you shitting up the thread. Mad that people block you retard? No wonder you spam the erg pass everywhere because you want more people to play with.
>another rev 3 bar on night 1
I'm getting sick of them
>2/3 votes to skip
>last vote doesn't come in until after the feet close up
>there is a revenant in the group
Must be a coincidence
>sneedLORD doesn't even let them play
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>530752272The STR guy? Guess I'll just have to get good for solo q to play women fuck
>>530749883Consider her cocktail as a mechanic meant to raise her skill ceiling, while her skill floor remains fairly low. Just prioritise getting good staffs, use cocktail primarily for recovering fp, and throw any cocktail combination you get out at random because at the very least whatever combo you get probably won’t be actively detrimental so it doesn’t matter too much.
>>530743434Kys
>>530741845>the original image doesn’t even have him open his mouth>he does here for some reasonDumb bird fags
>>530752392>claims I'm mad>seethes in thread because he can't playfunnyroo!
>>530752392>>530752439I feel really bad for that russian guy, everyone keeps making fun of that brony
>>530752398is this art of rev getting raped by the dragon rider? i dont like it
>>530752438what the fuck are you sayinh
>>530752227fuck you, if every kamikaze enemy thus far has been bether off avoided why would i fucking bother killig them if it's obvious they're bombs, it's a stupid asspull in a terrible boss
>>530752486https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132199441
>>530752510whats wrong man, that queue ain't moving?
kekypoo
>>530752510He keeps getting bullied for some reason.
>>530752572The cutscene to open the door to the night lord. During it, there's a close up of your character's feet. Anon is saying the rev player intentionally waited to see the feets before skipping
two triple recluse games in one day?
what is /erg/ smoking
>>530752483>I asked if you are mad retard, nowehre did I claim it, how brown are you?>seething is when laughing at a blocked lolcow Are you terr or the cheater that STILL jobs to bosses? lmao
>>530752596 bet you didnt even try to ever clear the tentacles either, brainlet
>>530746498(she’s late for her fuck sesh with wylder)
>blocked players still sit in your queue and don't let you play the game
fucking kek
>>530752846Google little brother syndrome. We are all that matters to some troony eurasians.
>>530752789who are you quoting, redditor?
did they teach you those are meme arrows, so you use them like that?
Anyway, you seem available, that q is sure taking long, huh? lol
>>530752846They are so worthless that they still find a way to make it everyone else's problem that no one likes them
>>530752398I rarely see revs, it’s usually the recluse who I have to spend more time rezing than actually hitting the boss
>>530752904>>530752967sneed btfo'd you so hard
>everyone is bullying the russian brony again
peak kino hours
>>530752907>she says while in a blocked limbo lobby with no matches Why did you avoid the question by the way? Are you the dogshit cheater that still dies to mini-bosses? lmao!
>>530752835lol wylders are orbiters who have never had pussy
>3/3 keeps popping up
knowing that the tranny has to requeue every 5 seconds is truly the biggest laf I had in this 'ral
>>530753269we kneel, sneedGAWD
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>>530749691KILL all people like this. ALL OF THEM. It’s the only way to stop more from following from following in xher footsteps. Fact.
>>530753269Realizing the russian brony thinks about us 24/7 is great.
Literally living in his head rent free.
>>530753398why are you seething
>>530753397btw, did you die to the blob?
>sneedger shitting up the queue
>dragonirian obsessed freak shitting up the thread
bye
I'd honestly kms if I still got downed with cheats, genuinely worthless.
first he carried us, now he doesn't let us play
@mod @hero @r/eldenring DO SOMETHING!!!
>>530751404damn she looks gorgeous here. perfect broodmare for my offspring.
>>530753543Notice how this happens right when I get back from work
>>530753543its funny how mad the russian guy gets at anons making fun of him.
So no one is actually playing the game?
>>530753671all I see is him laughing at you while you seethe because you can't play?
I just realized I don't actually feel like playing anyway. is this the end? I only did a couple runs yesterday too
>>530753623Xhe can't even carry xherself though
>>530753671that's not what I'm reading 'doe
>all this namefagging
>all this complaints about cheaters
boy am i glad i plsy alone...
oh wait, no, the game fucking sucks like this and should have been coop only...
>>530753237bird jeet seethe post
>>530753686sneedger isn't letting us
>>530753772Notice it gets the russian to either shut up or have to defend himself so his shitposting gimmicks can't happen?
Anons have programmed him.
>>530753841showing 1/3, you are just making shit up
sneedger, we apologize and KNEEL
will you please leave the queue? I just got back from work man
>>530753927sorry, watching this is too much fun
good luck next time
If only there was a second password queue to dodge to if Sneed is shitting one up
>thread was doing alright
>going downhill again
Why even post here anymore when 60 percent of the threads look like this now? It had a good run but this place is well past it’s prime
>>530753872yeah it next levels him without him realizing he's been trapped.
>>530753985true, luckily he's not in this thread so we can switch without him knowing
retard
>>530753985dang, if only I knew what the other password was....
lol
>>530754149I think it was Estoc
>>530753747Same, until at least new bosses drop I feel no pull to prolong this, in part also due to what this anon said
>>530754038Owari da....
Gonna do a solo run. I'll let you guys know how it goes
you mean blocking people doesn't block their ip? lol fromsoft anachronic as always
>>530752597I don't have an account
>>530750760i just did a match with erg and it was pretty fast but i dont recognize these names for the life of me. i really enjoyed the community aspect of seeing the same 20 or so pla yers
>>530754302shut the fuck up
>>530754229great callback
>>530753747i only play like twice a day now..im basically just waiting for dlc at this point.
I'm sending a support ticket to bandai about him, also notifying 4chan mods and his steam profile seems easy to ban
lets see if thats funny to you now faggot
>>530754330Why would it do that? You understand they’re a small indie company right?
>>530754552this better be sarcasm, no way I mindbroke you this hard
>>530754038I'm sorry, it's my fault, I'm the russian brony
>>530754454I think it scared him enough that he bailed lol
>>530754406You're the one that brought it up
>>530751794shittin in the q' for 30 mins now kekaroo
>>530754664Put him back in his corner that is for sure. I'll use it in the future now that I know it works.
>>530754652i just unlocked her but all this rev wankery and reddit memes make me not want to play her, so annoying along with all her mains
>>530754664>>530754862why are you talking to yourself?
>>530755001You might be thinking of someone else.
>>530755036nope, you
stop being a samefagging schizo and at least pretend sneedger isn't making you mald
check /v/ 'log, its the doragon
>>530755151Might be a (you) thing
>>530755164We know.
>>530755164>>530755239why are you so afraid of the Rus Dragon?
>>530755019i know, she's pathetic getting one shot by everything, so lame
>>530754924>the mascot-esque character is annoyingly popularwoah, you don't say
>letting people's opinion dictate what you doretarded
2FA broke this clownshoes loser
>>530755784still in queue I see
>>530755019>when you only give her 2 shards
>>530755784please explain what you mean by this
>>530755784its funny how quick he fell apart over it. It is literally foolproof due to his low functioning autism.
>>530754090He can't queue two things at once so it doesn't matter if he knows or not, buddy
>Get Moon 3 times in a row
>Nuke every boss with Restage
I love playing Duchess
have a sip
it'll help ease your mind during these trying times.
>>530756152yea, caster duchess is so good!
>>530755406ok pedo
>mascotno
>>530756284yeah, if you hide behind the other players and spam bleed
>the adds respawn for the ghostflame dragon fight
are we serious right now
>people already taking breaks or dropping off completely
this 3 week wait for new content will kill the playerbase
>>530754781Why did you sign your own post here
>>530754924Obvious bird jeet false flag is obvious
Good shit fellow Reclusebros
>>530756703Duchess is the one caster that doesn't need to worry about aggro because of her bullshit dodge.
Also, does anyone know if this is any good?
>>530753772>all this complaintsWhen will you learn English faggot
>>530757134>still no sale>still no DLC like Tekken 8 2 weeks later
>>530757134Yup. The playerbase was already struggling before this. Let’s see what it looks like in a week from now. If it’s too bad I think I’m going to have to break out the Steam charts…
>>530754924Get a real personality instead of just being contrarian for attention.
>>530757147>which onedear god... but the one by the starscourge grave or something
>>530753368damn thats a big fact
>>530757134I'm not playing this game anymore until they fix the gaol issue.
Absolutely sick of every single match having some faggot spam pinging far-away gaols and baby forts for more keys on day2 when the castle and/or shifting earth we're right next to is still not done.
Almost killed everdark adel before he could even get to phase 2
I guess it's a bad time to pick up this Overwatch clone on full price with very few characters and a dying playerbase.
I thought I was mistaken but twice I've had a glitch where despite touching grace even leveling up I got three despite only being down one time in the nightlord fight.
>>530757358Okayish for Ironeye for the bleed+thrusting counterattack boost, gives him a boost on day 1
>>530758507I'm going to try larping as a rogue with Ironeye.
I wish i could refund this game but it's a bit too late now.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea in the year of 2025 to make a role-based multiplayer game requiring coordination with no voice or even text communication.
There's not even a preset communication system with callouts, just this stupid indiscernible DING DING DING DING DING shit and every lobby has at least one person that spams the shit out of it.
>>530753543you should've blocked sneedger by now
2. is a neet that is on the thread posting every hour except when sleeping, you should have filters by now
>>530757134Its crazy how blown out everyone's dopamine receptors are that a new game is already boring
>>530759057blocks don't stop someone from blocking your queue
>>530758172>Overwatch *Apex Legends but Dark Souls and has no voice chat and for the price of Overwatch
>>530759084>play the game every day for the past 5 weeks>200+ hours of playtime>"wtf /erg/ I'm bored of the game already, fromsoft is shit"
meh
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I thought this would be good but the follow up attack wipes off determination before its used
>>530739034>I love boobs...Why?
>>530756284She is! I was so happy, I had success hit gives dr too so I could cast and then gremlin stab. Really good games today.
>>530756703You can fight up close too with caster Duchess. Realistically there are times when you should be doing melee and times when you're casting. That's what makes her the best caster. She won't die and she can help melee unga too.
>>530757358This. That's why I gravitated towards her. I love Revenant, but she's hard to live on. With Duchess I'm constantly staying alive to pick people up. Really the only issue I have on her is when I'm alone. When the aggro is on me all I have to do is dodge around and I'm fine. I just need a tiny window where it's not on me to get in there.
>>530758753Incredibly based, godspeed
Dagger Ironeye has been very fun in my experience
Post memes to quinch the heat in this bitch, y'all need to chill
Making a multiplayer game with such a 1990s barebones character selection was always bound to be horrible. What were they thinking?
l0l
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why is he mad, /vg/?
>>530759753i want to upvote this
>pressing surge sprint again while turning completely ignores your input to stop the surge sprint even though normally if you press the button while surge sprinting it stops your spring
Jesus fucking christ I feel like I'm wrassling with the controls whenever I use surge sprint in the middle of a fight or just trying to make my faggot stop to pick up a chest or something
>>530759753>still 0 upvotesNobody cares. Nobody is using this. Stop pushing the narrative.
>>530759249Beautiful and radiant smile. I will protect her with my life
>>530759753we keep making fun of his brony ass lol
Everytime I get rescued by wylder...
Day is all wrapped up, time to queue
erg, PC, all bosses except basic Fulghor and basic Adel. Queue up and Fancy Spin for starlight shards.
>>530759416Soft and warm and mommy issues
>>530759753so this is why I don't recognize half the names anymore
>>530754327>first gaol is banished knights>first field boss I check is loretta>margit appears while rain is covering the mines and Im fighting pumpkin headepic start to a run but i beat super adel, gg guys
>>530760174I will send a hatemail to him.
>>530759753wtf is this sneedger? he can't keep getting away with this
>>530760274How do boobs have mommy issues?
>>530760323Some lolcow anons bully
I'm horrendous at all these spergbosses like super adel who cover the entire screen and all of their attack tells are slightly different variations of them screaming and stomping
Gg /erg/ anons Recluse and Wylder :)
>>530760402you know more than half the general has you filtered, obsessed schizo
>>530760429Download a respawn mod, fight Divine Dancing Beast, you'll learn in like, 5-6 fights
>>530760483Don't really get the reference but okay
>>530760461Gg Exec, not a bad run
Gg Guardian/Ironeye, ty for the magic sword
>>530760274Take it easy anon..
grind more..
>>530760508If I'm going to set up a mod I would just play free reign
dragonbros...
>>>/v/715121740
Does Fromsoft intend everyone to play the same 8 characters for an entire year?
>>530760702Poor guy gets shit on everywhere.
>>5307608126 months
>>530760967fuck you mean guess who nigga
>>530760967>Thoughts?I love watching paint dry too.
>And guess whoA fucking coward I guess.
>>530761150You'll eventually get him lol
>>530760946threw you in a loop again
you're so programmable
>>530761326great job, he's so stuck and humiliated lol
>>530761304>coward I don't play the sissy casters like (you) though.
>>530761326This just means he lives rent free in your mind. Don't show him he's beaten you like this.
I hate the fucking maw bitch. I'm fighting her on Guardian and all she does is spam her grab.
>>5307611502/3 psn everdark bosses. Let's fucking gooo
>>530757619say the faggots who post ai revenant for erping, kill yourself
>>530760673Post gaming sesh faps are always the best
>>530761620You'll eventually get him!
>>530753686I only play with randoms because you fags are completely dislikable.
>>530762264heres your award
>>530762264You are going to trigger the raiding troons.
>>530762278Why not? You played with the thread so not following through on the thing you do after is dumb
>>530762264I go back and forth but I kind of agree. At least with randos I don't have backseat autists sperging at me after a match
>>530762398I'm not the anon you replied to
>>530762264this but unironically, not gonna help you cunts
>>530762443Okay well proverbial (You) then
>>530762264This.
I do feel bad for the legit anons but I cannot be bothered.
>>530759084That’s just what happens when the game in question has all the depth of a kiddie pool
>>530759157>for the price of Overwatch Kek
>>530762041I'll record mine if you record yours
>>530762583Do you actually wanna see that anon jerk off? Fucking gayfags infest this thread I swear to god
>>530759731>What were they thinking?They weren’t, evidently
>>530762264You mean unlikable
>be live service game
>only make 8 playable characters
lol the two passwords have become containment zones for annoying faggots and revenant tranny erpers/cheaters.
so long
>>530762774>Fucking gayfags infest this thread I swear to godjust figuring this out? they’re not usually as vocal as the others but they’ve been here for a while
>>530757619trvke
>>530762640No idea what you're talking about
>>530762992>they’re not usually as vocal
>>530762774You don't have to watch it
>>530761668Are you getting help?
Damn good routing, Ironeye. And gg to you too Recluse, the damage was nutty.
ngl thought this was funny
>>530763440I'd Immediately switch to playing Rev
>>530763730just because you're horny and on your period doesn't mean you should be rude to anons that want to see you masturbate
>>530764034idk about all that
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>>530764237now that's a man if I've ever seen one
>>530764227Why would that not mean that
Untitled
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Since everyone else is, I guess.
Gg /erg/ anons Cock and Cock, i love when 3 birds line up and shield up idk it's sort of iconic
>>530764603Three Ironeye niggas itt and it's been ages since I last saw a trieye expedition.
>>530764428you asked him to record himself masturbating first, it's only fair that he should see you too
Why the sudden number spike of Ironeye mains?
>>530764805No it isn't because I disnt bring up the topic out of the blue
>>530759084After you beat everybody and do the remembrance it can get a little boring and I say that as a guy to plays randoms exclusively where anything can happen. I can't imagine how you autistist strict routes do this a dozen times in a row and have "fun"
Page 8 boys, this thread went by quick. Time to move
>>530764871>>530764871>>530764871>>530764871
so fucking bored. I wish I wasn't retarded
>>530764841Executor mains are switching over
Is it worth giving up the ghostflame explosion for the bell + fist FP restore? The Dex +3 is obviously mostly useless.
>>530764841I've always been here, people just don't bitch about ironeye so when he's mentioned it doesn't drive an hour of shitposting.
>>530764841I'm always here, I just queue less lately due to retarded gay shit like having a job, or catching up with obligations I didn't do while playing 24/7 earlier, or queuing up with friends.
>>530764849Does it matter who brought it up, this is where the conversation is at now. If you want to see anon masturbating, he has to see you too. Now it a question of how much you actually want to see anon masturbate
>>530762879>DS2trannyGood riddance.
>>530765517That makes no sense
>>530764335My ancestor...
>>530764841>one dude shares hit stats for the first time,>others do the same Hurr durr whats with the ironeye mains guise?
soverign gaping jaw may be the worst boss they've ever made
this thing is complete bullshit
>load into expedition with randoms
>select Guardian as he is my main
>e-girl on my team who was previously duchess switches to recluse
Yeah, she knows what's up.
>>530767008>Better pick a character where I can revive tbis bird from a distance because Indians smell like shit...
>game refuses to lock on to intended target like 10 times in a row
>waste grapple
>die because I'm cornered
this game
>>530767008>>e-girlhow do you know?
>>530763068Yes. Usually.
>>530767660Holy shit bro you MURDERED that shit eating jeeter lmaoooo
>>530758435You couldn’t have picked a gayer image if you tried you turbo cuck
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