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>>530691396>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Mejiro Ryan (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpLegend Race w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer) currently underway
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
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Why do people say Grass wonder has a fat butt?
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIOTEIOTEIO
TEIO
TEIO
TEIOTEIO
TEIO TEIO
join bronzelord
there is no one in here
Jp bros does an uma breeding meta form? Is everyone going to want to inherit from the same 2-3 umas? Kind of enjoying the variety right now.
POST CLUBS I CAN JOIN, I'M BEGGING YOU
Alright /uma/, I have enough energy for 1 career. Which lucky hons gets it?
can't wait for all the clan leeches to drop off after not getting MLB kitasan
>>530707254Check her proportions, in her stat page
I don't want a meta club, I just want to take it easy and donate shoes.
assistance requested
>>530707240
OKAY. THE ACTUAL IMPORTANT QUESTION.
>which uma has the muskiest, thickest and biggest pubic hair jungle?
I hate Mejiro Ryan
she is such a fucking jobber I haven't been able to pass the 4th career race at all
>>530707413Winning Ticket
Can't wait to help all the club leeches after I get MLB kitasan
I need to turn either Rudolfi or Opera O into a long runner
>>530707254You can't spell Grass Wonder withoit ASS.
>>530707413look through your stadium lineup and spot the uma that's sticking around from when you had no idea what you were doing or before a good support upgrade/rental.
>>530707470in general the uma herself is like 20% of the build.
for better since you can pick whatever waifu you want most of the time.
for worse since you cant influence too much just through picking a girl.
>>530707478Maruzensky is an 80s girl, it's like nam down there.
>>530707502[Silent Suzuka died on the way to America]
You guys can join my club after danchode kick me out for having half the fans of the other members
>>530707478My moneys on Super Creek
What's the point of requesting shoes? Only raising potential?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>530707491What support cards are your using and what are your legacies?
Anyone else notice the mobile version has WAY more titty physics than the Steam version?
report Super Creek for grooming
Im also looking for a club as well 705 193 700 369
how do I make myself stop wasting alarm clocks like a retard?
I only have 15 left help
is it wrong that I want to fuck Rudolf while Teio watches?
does this make me a bad trainer?
>>530707641does the mask stay on during seggs
>>530707682passing around shoes give you club points and it's essentially free because presumably the same 2 members can just pass each other the same pair of shoes infinitely
KITA WHEN
I WANNA ROOOOOOOOOLL
I NEED TO SHOOT MY LOAD
I WANT TO DO IT SO BAD
>>530694837>sept 2026 for herwhy even bother man...
>>530707478this nerdy donkey is way too self conscious to shave and she sweats a lot. her front is like a winter carpet.
>>530707570Thereโs never been a pussy balder than McQueenโs in history
At least it's a speed card.
>>530707808Learn to accept losses
>>530707403Certain uniques are best to inherit for certain tracks yes, but itโs more mostly about getting the right distance and stat factors.
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8MY1gN/results
Standings:
1. TM Opera O
2. Mayano Top Gun
3. Oguri Cap
20 hours and 54 minutes remain.
>>530707632>in general the uma herself is like 20% of the buildthis changes when uniques start double-dipping in their effect. some units simply don't have a speed boost + recovery like christmas oguri or buffed tachyon will have.
>clear King Halo's ura
>she still jobs
>0 romantic development
>1 guts 1 long
this useless brat...!!!
>>530707808Look at the race to see why you lost and don't clock too many times in a career unless it is really close.
My Oguri just won the URA finale with awful mood.
>>530707724my best legacy is around 6* spd total. I ran 2/2/2. Specifically just Ryan has issues, I do fine with other umas
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Is Air Shakur actually tattooed or is it just drawn on for the races?
I need to know if she belong preemptively into the glue factory or not
>>530707808Just spend it. It's only 10 carrots once you run out.
>>530708023You didn't get her mom's approval by winning the final Arima Kinen.
>>530708023This one box of dialogue convinced me that I'm not emotionally ready for her campaign unless I'll win it 100%.
>>530707978>im the only bourbon voteshit taste general
>>530708038Did you at least hand over the KFC app after her victory?
>>530708074I hope she has tattoos, they make my penis the big penis
>>530707978Opera O wouldn't even have been able to compete without Oguri's rule.
>can only win with bakushin
bros im too stupid to train the other horses...
How am I supposed to do the bonus mission when the guaranteed win bonus never appears in this shit version of the game?
I cleared all of the event missions and in all those team games I had it appear ONCE.
Any upcoming events with nice rewards? When do we get the last random SSR tickie?
>>530708196Try investing in stats other than speed.
>>530707808simply stop using them unless its the URA finale and you placed 2nd
>>530707810Teio would want to watch
>>530708220>classletdeserved.
>>530708141We got 54 votes so far but it's mostly scattered across a very wide range, I think it means that there are a lot of great girls to like and that's a good thing.
It's a bad idea to use the same Uma as a grandparent, right?
So what's the next best meta horse? I know cards are more important and Kitan blanco is what i should wait for but i want to know which horse girl is the meta one to see if i like her or do a single pull for a few girls since i am getting bored of playing with the same girls and i want Mejiro Mcqueen.
>>530708072I can't be certain of how your Career seed RNG went, but sounds like you got cucked by having too much Speed over Power. I'd guess you had far too much speed your Hons couldn't make use of and jobbed because of that if your RNG wasn't horrible
>>530707969easier said than done because I hate the time sink of a career only to have it go down the drain around the URA finale
the game goes from not needed much stats to suddenly being like fuck you and then your uma decides all the skills you gave her with 450 wit should not be used at all
>>530708034well my last one was with golshi and she lost because her speed was the only thing not yet at 600 and I thought I could hack it with 570
>>530707978BOW TO THE OVERLORD
What weekly quota do you have in your club>?
>>530708196650 speed 450 power THATS ALL YO UNEED TO CLEAR URA FINAL Borrow a good mlb 5 speed 1 power
why is getting A rank so hard.
>>530708339Doesnโt really matter if youโre just trying to 3* spark right now, itโll matter more later with trying to get double circle affinity but those grandparents you would want to run as many G1 races as possible.
Where are the clubs that a wagie like me can join? I can only log at night so my stamina definitely caps at day.
>It's a mobile game
My phone is borked
Anons, I want to build the best Daiwa, is she better on Front or Pace? And what stat spread should I bring on my support cards?
>>530708145Is this a meme or i can actually do that? Will we get the KFC event too?
>>530708465>thinking his hons won't job with that little power if playing anything other BakushinYou are in for fun surprise
what about horse breeding
Easy way to see who has each race?
I'm trying to fill the trophy room (not that I need every single gem I can find for Kitasan, haha...)
Do i have to wait 24 hours to accept a club invitation?
>>530707808if you have to use clocks on non ura non arima kinen races, just pack it up.
How do you train her for her career?
I've tried a few times and I always win races by a mile until I get hard-stopped by one race. If I go too hard on stamina early on, she fails to clear the shorter races in her career because she can't catch up to the leaders on time. If I go harder on speed/power early, she won't build up the stamina to clear the long races late in her career.
>>530708502How do you get away with a stamina that low
>>530708581Well it was for the JP bros, but I somehow doubt that there will be a global KFC tie-in.
>>530708623anon I have done over 80 careers and completed URA on 18 horses twice over by now. It really is that simple Front run 650 speed 450 power thats it
>the /uma/ club I'm in is ranked 700s
How are the rest of you guys doing? I think I might leave this one for greener pastures.
>>530708502Bro, your stamina...
I like Opera more when she is sincere, fragile and girlish.
Who should I use my ticket on between Special Week, Suzuka, Teio and Oguri?
I'm leaning towards either Teio or Oguri.
>>530708196Early game start everyone frontrunner so you dont lose winnable races to box ins. Focus on building friendship in early training, never train without 2+ bonus. Use wit training to reset and regain stamina. Pick stamina event rewards almost every single time. You want to rest only when absolutely necessary. Midgame start running extra races and get skills that dont suck.
>>530708428Is the stat chart good for checking how much stam you need?
>>530708692Only if you just left a club.
>>530708757Mine's 300ish but danchode is starting to cull jobbers
>didn't win any team trials today
>>530707841Oh, so I can just pick an arbitrary type of shoe to request and keep them moving around. Thanks.
>>530708725Stamina doesn't matter if your too fucking fast.
BAKUSHIN.
>>530708793Wait a minute, this is a pornographic image of my fgo wife
>>530708686You can check their goals on the screen when selecting for a new career.
Also https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>goldshi in bad mood>send it anyway>Spe isnโt boxed>welp.jpg>still somehow utterly annihilate heretoโฆ
>>530707463>>530707410โUma Clubโ still has slots open and is for โreasonably activeโ trainers. You wonโt get culled if inactive until the start of the month so that you get your contribution rewards if you return but other anons have a chance to join. Requesting shoes costs you nothing and helps everyone, you donโt have to donate if youโre a dummy shoe hoarder but non-requesters will start to be culled from the bottom 5.
Reply to this post with Club rename suggestions if you care, as it is truly generic
>>530708402must have: seiun sky, summer maruzensky, christmas oguri
good to have: narita taishin, smart falcon, agnes digital, mejiro dober, tamamo cross
>>530708686For career? https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
In general? https://gametora.com/umamusume/races all races should appear for all umas in that predetermined order.
>>530708706trying to figure it right now actually anon and i keep jobbing
like you said the main problem is the balance between speed and stamina
since she has growth in wisdom, i'm trying out getting a bunch of stamina skills + wisdom instead of just training stamina
Is there any point in avoiding useless skills if you're trying to make a nice legacy
How can we not have an event going on?
Are the devs fucking stupid?
>>530708768Could never, I got two dozen other girls for that.
>>530708706I went full stamina and power, didn't even bother focusing that much on speed until rainbows. She still bombed every single race until the last quarter where she finally started getting 1st
>>530708757mine is in the 300s and it was a day 1 club of pure randoms via the in-game menu. i plan to find a more serious one after this rotation since it's literally just 5 of us hard-carrying.
>just got Silent Suzuka from the SSR support ticket
I should replace Teio right?
>>530708793yes Kiryu-San heโs over here!
What do I do if I can't pull Kitasan?
>>530707890god this dumb fucking librarian shortstack needs to get mating pressed to start acting with some confidence.
donkey. i need her to come to global so bad fuck man.
>>530708942You're right that was easy.
>>530708976why does she dress like a grandma?
>>530708957You dont want to clutter your legacy.
>>530708763stamina is for the weak and those to slow to run.
>>530709038KIRYU-SAN NO THAT'S NOT A HORSE THAT'S A FAIRY
>>530708903forgot my picture
>>530707978Funny to think that T.M. Opera O is a fucking middleschooler
Why do I NEED kitasan if Im supposed to use a MLB one anyways?
the anime makes it seem as though suzuka was undebatable until she got her injury, was that true in real life?
>>530709162Menacing image
>>530708502if you want to cheese highscores 3 speed 3 wit with preferably a mlb fine motion. The horse will be ass for racing but easy highscores.
>>530708757mine is rank 2000 and I kinda wanna leave for a different one but I'm not sure if any will accept since apparently you need to wait a whole day to get into another one
>>530708860Show skills, please.
>>530708757>not in U=ma2are you even trying?
>>530708639>>530708316tell me about Opera is she a dork?
So why did everyone pull cards 2 threads ago?
>>530709260>was that true in real life?Yes, same for Tachyon although it's only 4 races in her case.
>>530709076You pull my finger.
>>530709224you only have 1 borrow slot. You're gonna keep borrowing kitasan and tank your event gain by potentially ~25%+ and or lose out on scenario link borrows?
>consistenly win URA finals
>Have B+ horsies with lots of skills
>Can't win in team trials very often, absolutely eat shit against El and Spe
Life is too hard
What the fuck is up with the maiden races, I've lost 3 out of 4 first maiden races in my 4 runs today. How is it even possible? I am even getting 70 speed from the starting sparks. I am pretty sure I should be able to be the favourite just off of that 70 speed. Fuck this nigger rng.
>>530709002If you're doing niger sure. I like Teio's pace skills since I usually run pace.
>>530709360Whales/dolphins or don't care about meta
>>530709370do the horses get injuries when they go too fast or something?
>>530709162Funny to think that middleschoolers are fucking us and we grown men can't do jack about it*
>>530709337I only picked corner recovery and unrestrained during the race.
>>530708998I want to play goo goo babies with Creek so badly..
>>530709224Because MLBing Kita and using your borrow slot for niche cards is easier than MLBing several niche cards to borrow Kita.
>>530709420what horses are you using?
There alot of factors to consider.
>>530708976I hate her "Just fuck my shit up" haircut.
>>530709360The last day of the Special Week Missions went up so we could get a free random SSR support card.
>>530709260See for yourself:
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/result/1994103997/
>>530709464Half a ton running machines with stick legs at 45 mph, yeah they can get injured pretty easily
>>530709473Well technically they are college age by the end if their career, so not as bad.
>>530709432Yeah I just realized, sucks that I'm gonna be missing out on that 50 specialty though.
how do uma make babies if they are all female ?
>>530708998what is goo-goo babies?
>>530709391What is it with Teio and pouring drinks on her head?
Do I need to play her career to understand?
>>530709420Set your strategy to front runner regardless of aptitude. And you can keep doing that in every race you have the triple double circles for.
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what did you get?
>the view from the lead is mine
>>530709739they steal trainer sperm
>>530709437I didn't expect her to be this much of a dork.
Anyone got a 9* non rudolf Stam id?
>>530709543Top gun, Mcqueen and King Halo. Everything goes mostly fine after the starting race, even if I do a maiden race right after without any training I win easily. It's just first race rng being a complete nigger
>>530709768I can't get a streak win so nothing.
>>530709739Did you read the fine print?
>>530709768LB1 on my Creek
>>530709768LB1 Fine Motion.
Anyone have a 3 star stamina I could borrow for breeding?
>>530709760I have been considering trying that for a while, or at least pace. Seems like everything else gets fucked cause of no power.
>>530707470Seiun sky -> summer maruzensky then xmas ogurin -> Valentine bourbon
those are the big meta uma.
>Seiun sky has a powerful unique any nige wants>Summer maruzensky has powerful innate skills and growths and becomes the hardest thing to overtake with seiun sky's unique>Xogurin's unique is absolute bullshit by being a strong heal, speed boost and accel boost all in one and becomes a menace for long races>Bourbon has escape artist + concentation gold skills innate, and a unique that normal heals and gives a speed boost if someone tries to overtake her mid-raceTMO new year is pretty good too for being a pvp stat stick but not so much for big races.
>>530709903I feel like Uma could kill us if they wanted
when will we get a new career?
already tired of the URA shitale
Should I slot my 6* Speed (3* on the parent) veteran or my 5* URA Finals (all on the grandparents) for borrow?
I thought the 6* would be more popular because whoever uses it would at least be guaranteed 3 speed in the form of my hors grandparent, but I was getting way more borrowers for the URA Final one.
>>530709768>wanted my big-butted Suzuka>got titcow Taiki Shuttle with small ass insteadSuffering
>>530709347the biggest one
Fuck this. Iโm rerolling till I get my wife. My account sucks anyway
Uma cant have male kids right? But they are so superior to h*man women, eventually the entire population would be Uma....
>>530709931same. that +1 stamina is going to change things for us.
so why ARE they also idols
>>530708757Clover is rank 115. Could be worse
>>530709464Kinda, thoroughbreds are the race horses you are bound to see on the vast majority of tracks and they're outlier freaks among horses with lots of inbreeding. Horses aren't really meant to go as fast and take corners as tightly while grouped alongside each other like thoroughbreds do, a leg injury is a death sentence to horses in general since they're bad at healing so it doesn't take much to bring them down.
Their deaths often came from bone damage built up over time during their careers rather than one fatal mistake that could've been prevented, so it's a silent killer that's hard to predict and prepare for.
okay smartasses.
at what saved up carrot amount does Kitasan go from not worthy skip to pull next week? roughly.
>>530710151Their male kids come out h*man, to breed future uma
>>530709739All I'm gonna say is that Bourbon's father is explicitly a retired trainer.
All this horse lore. Who is the most overrated horse? The one that gets glazed endlessly but actually was mid as fuck.
>>530708903>โUma ClubโThere's like 10 other "Uma Club"s on the search results, all of them at low member counts.
Suggesting to rename it to: "/Uma/ Club", that way it's still generic, has a /vg/ flair to it, and it makes it easier to find. I'm still waiting for an Indonesian club to approve my join request. The Leader is probably still asleep right now.
imagine giving her a BIG hug
>>530710187Because horse racing + idols are both huge in Japan, that's really it.
It's actually kind of hard to juggle both aspects of the franchise so they tend to focus on one or the other.
>>530707978LETS GO TOP GUN BROS
>>530710087Lucky for us they just want to run around and be happy.
>>530707240Depends on what you mean by "meta". For winning CMs, the first one is Swimsuit Maru. Falco is also meta for that but you can just ticket her before the first dirt CM. Next is Fes City but she falls off quickly. Then Xmas Oguri who's top meta for a year or so but is not used today. Then Choco Bourbon, who is good even until today, though not as overpowering as she was on release (she gets a sidegrade in Choco Fujin a year later). Then umas become more specialized for certain tracks so the next standout ones for more generic tracks are Kita Blanco, Neko Maya, Kita Rojo, Duramente, Donna and finally Orfevre (Chrono Genesis is basically a Donna sidegrade).
>>530710329Almond Eye. Despite being the $$$$ record holder she had pretty weak competition.
>>530709739Umas are born from ningen anon...
>>530710194Isn't 100-500 the same bracket? You guys suck
>Obtain 5 bonus win rewards in Team Trials
How do those bonus rewards in Trials even work? They seem random to me
What to do when everything is on cooldown. Can't train, can't race.
So the Urara card you can buy with 10,000 friend points is shit, right?
I started a few days ago and haven't pulled anything yet, should I be using some of my carats or just hold?
POST WHATS PLAYING ON YOUR JUKEBOX RIGHT NOW!
>>530709162I did her career and was surprised that Spe-chan's gen were actually older than her.
>>530710659Jack off to umas.
>two runs get practice poor before the debut because of 5% failure
Thanks game, love hitting statistical anomalies and wasting two of my rentals right out the gate.
Not like I can fucking get 3* sparks to work with, after all.
Is there anything specific I have to do for dirt Oguri besides giving her an Urara mommy?
>>530710696it's good later on
>>530709873probably position or your horses being dumb asses and getting a late start/rush shit can kill a race harder then the bombs on nagasaki.
My tips, despite not having those horses myself, get support cards that increase stats, try and change the position of your horse-some times your horse will just lose because it got itself surrounded. While training to raise your stats pick all options during events that give you energy, more energy more training remove F rank stats from the stats sheets, preferable by simply training the stats with the most uma on them to increase there friendship.
With this you should be able to beat the first fucking race lmao.
>>530709768>Nishino Flower Is this card good guys?
>>530710078thank you jpfag. pulling for an inheritance farming unit feels kinda bad as a f2p. i suppose it'll depend on carats and banner timings.
>>530710696No, itโs still meta in JP to this day.
But itโs not a priority to buy right now and by the time they fix guts you should have plenty of points to buy it.
>>530710652>seem randomwelcome to gacha
>>5307102653500, i did the math
Mayano! Stop fucking me every night!
You need energy to train your stamina!
will i make it to kitasan blakc?
>>530710652I think you get them for winning streaks (in the same match).
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Did anyone save that support card Vs Granblue summon comparison image and anon posted a few days ago?
>>530710696Yeah it's totally not the most used guts card in the game that is frequently in top tier builds. that's a completely different urara guts card with the same art.
>>530709768Wait, the 2nd free ticket is a support card one? And not an Uma one? I've been saving my selector for well over 16 days now...
>>530711039God gives his saddest battles to his weepiest soldiers
>>530711039She'll do that to your penis...
>>530711039good thing these horses are cute and good at running.
>>530709552Love how huge her tomboy tits are
>>530711101ask the ball if i should reroll for the card instead
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1943224950040731989
>>530710786You can always borrow a stamina 9 seiun sky parent with 3 star in her unique. That's the bright side with her at least.
>>530710659It's time to train IRL, get those running shoes on
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>>530711101NTA, but could I save enough within 3 weeks? Same amount.
When will we get Mister Ed?
>>5307102650. You roll everything on her banner regardless.
>>530709768AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT ANOTHER GOLDSHI FUCK THIS RETARDED HORSE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>530711302Second panel, inverted, the highlights on the eye.
>speed stam and power 600+
>1* guts sparked
thanks game
>two B+ racers losing to two C's
so PVP is just random bullshit got it
>>530710560i got that card too. it seems ok
definitely better than the R card i was using for power, atleast
>>530711039Wait, she's a playable character? I've always thought she was a random background horse they use to fill out races.
>>530710890I'm sorry trainer-san but you are obliged to satisfy all of your uma's needs
Where I can found some whales to borrow their support card?
>>530711591>junk card before Black'dGo ahead and laugh
>>530710741welcome to the rng mines
>>530710253I am gonna do pull just for her, fuck Kitan blanco. I want to breed with Biwa.
>>530710506thank you second jpfag. overlap seems to be summer maru, xmas oguri, valentines bourbon for longevity. i'm sure i'll get none of them.
>>530711654This but grass wonder
>>530711591>gutsI'm laughing.
>>530711594your fault for not lvling up that gut and wit
>try playing Fuku's career
>crash out at JP Derby twice
Nani?
>>530711023I've had matches where I won all 5 and got no bonus rewards and matches where I won once and got it so I don't think it works like that
>>530711654>random background horsegeneric umas never get named by commentators and are only referred to by their numbers
what skills do i get for shuttle
>>530711654BNWbros.. shes even featured in the next main story chapter
>>530711740You'll try for valentines bourbon and get summer maru.
I'm sure of it.
>>530711817Mayano and Shakur
>>530711701But consider this.
>>530711817>umaGold Ship
>cardGold Ship
>>530712010now that's a fat horse pussy
Pulled Ines Fujin with the scout ticked from the seven day mission, It's glue bait right?
>>530711127I asked because it doesn't give any skills so it looked suspicious.
when is global gonna get valentine's bourbon? the natural assumption would be valentine's but with global's schedule is shit might be weird
bourbon is my favorite and apparently her alt is meta so i might just save for her after kitasan
>>530711740You can just ticket them.
>>530709768ANOTHER ONE OF THIS FUCKING BRICK
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>>530712001>>530712072it's super creek and grass wonder!
>>530711803Grass Wonder might as well be. I was genuinely surprised to see she had a career because I figured she was just a card-only side-character that plays the friend role for other umas.
>>530711591there are going to be some whales that MLBs this just as a flex.
>>530709768Got me a Grass-chan just now.
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Invite me to cool kids club pls. Also any whale ids to follow?
>>530712165That's a WINNER.
>gold ship run
>keep getting 5th and 4th
>fail charka
>lose mood, energy, practice perfect
>afflicted with practice poor
>next turn slacker
>fails to remove it so i waste 3 turns on infirmary
>get 1st place next race
wow nothing fucking matters in this game it just plays itself none of what you do matters
>>530712084Prior to the latest scenario you wouldnโt have enough skill points to get all of your skill hints anyway unless you got particularly screwed that run so it doesnโt matter much.
>>530712006Who is Torena?
i read rice shower is a shit pick for the selector?
Hot spring seggs with Spe-chan!
I'm going fucking broke buying these star pieces in the daily shops
>>530711928Knowing that would've required her to ever do well enough to be acknowledged by the commentators.
can i make a one star horse an S rank in style or track type?
>>530712458the selector ticket is either "the meta ticket" or "the waifu ticket." depends on you.
>>530712458Pick her if you like her. Only brainlets who spam Speed/Wit have trouble training her.
>*starts fucking breaking it down in the middle of Instinctive Speed*
>>530711995>NTR as albacorethat really is strangely fitting. Great if you're doing that one specific style (race heavy) but dogshit otherwise.
>>530712514Yeah, that horse is insanely horny because the real horse has over 1000 children
>>530707478Most likely her because of her large Hispanic themes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frida_Kahlo
>>530707978that's not very bakushin of you all....
>>530710751You can get dirt sparks from any horse that has A or S dirt.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN HER LAST GOAL RACE???
i literally go 1st place 1st try her entire career easy peasy but then on the last race i waste 3 clocks and cant get above a 5th. like its insane, happened like 3 tries already.
>>530712473>he's buying the star piecesanon...
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>no speed spark
I think I'm cooked, bros...
>>530712603how? i put a 3* sprint legacy on bakushin but it stayed an a
>>530711781I can make one if people want it
>>530712836i swear the dogshit guts spark has like a 10x chance of appear over the other types.
Is there a strat for getting 30 race wins in one career?
newfag here, does Daiwa Scarlett need any power cards? she's a front runner so i'm assuming she doesn't need to pass anyone
>>530712547>Team Spics>no ECPman these writers are pretty dumb huh
you ever win and then just get hit with this?
>fifth in debut
yeah it's glue time
>watching local horseracing
>mf named his horse Coraรงรฃo Heart
>coraรงรฃo means heart in portuguese
>heart heart
>>530713005If you've got ones that give skills she likes.
So what are the methods of raising your carats while no Event is up?
Haru is too cute!
Also you can gift granny Haru some aged-based fooder thats easy to digest for 30 bucks, if you feel like it.
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1943259707277480273
>>530712838You can't get upgrades past 'A' on initial creation. You have to wait for one of the 2 inspiration events during the career, at which you randomly draw some sparks from the lineage and if you draw the aptitude spark at that point then it'll push your uma to S
Serious question: for a pace Vodka, is getting all 3 gold stam skills good or bad?
I always feel compelled to get them when they pop up
>>530710362Thatโs such a simple and smart change I just went ahead and did it. I hope the anon that updates the list sees this.
โUma Clubโ is now โ/Uma/ Clubโ
Only 1 slot left but more should open in a couple weeks since it was left open for a while to maximize potential gain for the few anons that were there
>>530713098racing is all about heart and he has two.
>>530712974its actually insane i dont know why.
like 70% of my legacies are guts slop.
>>530713197EL CONDOR PASAAAA
https://www.iwara.tv/video/xcbLPP6RlXPkhg/umamusume
orfevre... your daughter..
>want to put El in Med
>forced to put her in PVP Dirt
I hate it
new dirt horse when?
>>530713298i cant get off to horses i dont know sorry
>>530712746Power, probably.
>>530713089Trainer-san issue
>>530713164trophy and achievement hunting. if those sources are exhausted then you're really kinda at the end. go back to spark farming and/or stadium upgrades.
>>530713248I still have to wait for 3 hoursโฆ can I reserve a spot
>>530713210thanks that makes sense
>>530713379anon you just made a post that is NOT about Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>530713231I mean with that amount of wit you might activate one of them so why not.
Guy who was wondering if onsen tickets were even a thing in global yesterday here.
I finally got my ticket, and it was while training my favourite uma musume! Hope you guys get a ticket today too.
Anyone have Uma working on Bluestacks? Recent versions all cause it to crash on open. Just want that stupid link carats.
I looked into other emus but they're all shady af
do umas get periods?
if not then how do you explain failing with 2%
>>530713581>Bluestacksnigger why
its on steam you know
>>530713581It doesn't seem to run on emulators
>>530713164The carat gains outside of events are terrible in this game. You'll burn out if you achievement hunt for everything during downtime.
>>530713558>got my first ever ticket and it was on super creek>lost career before i got to it...
I made a room match 75804645
It's Arima Kinen
I have no idea how to limit how many horses you can submit. Just pick one so that there's space for others if they want to join.
For me, it's Indian Breath.
Is there any image of Gold Ship without the headphones?
>>530713660I literally said why right in my comment
>Just want that stupid link carats>>530713702Seemed like plenty people who played JP / used to, used bluestacks
I feel so cucked playing late/end. I can consistently get a good build and it all falls to either a great career run or an abysmal one. Its so inconsistent.
>Ikuzo
>Hayai Hayai
>Iku Iku Iku
>MAYANO TOP GOOOOONNN HNNNNGGG
>>530713558what does the onsen even give besides seeing the uma in a towel
>>530713012El Condor Pasa is larping as a chicano.
I reached Top Star for the first with Super Creek
Love my mom wife
Would your favourite Uma do this?
>>530713697yeah she's there
I need one more dirt horse so I can put El somewhere else
she has too much Stamina for short dirt race
>>530713937you get to impregnate your uma
>>530713702It's on Google Play now too btw
>>530713298based hk chink making all those uma porn
I haven't even looked at her since the tutorial but now that I'm playing again her design is great, she's also stacked and I'm fond of her tsun-tsun persona even if it's very by the book, Scarlet is lovely.
>>530713937A special title so you can tell everyone else you've gotten it
>>530713581It seems to detect any emulation, including windows VMs and kill the game.
But the cygay approved garbage emulator that is "google play games beta" works.
>>530714059such majestic creatures...
>>530713581Do you guys not have phones?
>>530713702Itโs runs on mumu, itโs what I used for multi-instance rerolling
Aaaahh i want to roll alreadyn i need more support cards mine are kinda shit...
>>530714059They look like they rape human bitches
>>530713937>he hasn't unlocked the uncensored umapyoi scene
>>530714165I genuinely don't. Just use google voice but all my hobbies and job are at my computer. I don't touch grass.
is it better to use my own super creek card and borrow a random support. or to borrow my friends 50 super creek and use my own 0* goldship?
like is super creep mlb insane or is base still just as good?
>>530714150>>530714276Is there any image that shows the part where usually there is a human ear of any uma musume?
>>530713721I was kinda suspecting, I have some obvious stuff like the 30 wins career which gives around 500 carats (maybe I could spam bakushin with some low-tier races), and also watching every individual character events which should give me about 1400 carats (almost a 10 pull), also the Kitasan banner will run for 2 weeks with the new Event so that's still a decent time to farm the new goals.
A bit tryhard but it's the thing everybody talks about so it should be worth the shot.
>>530713298Lala-chan's design might be too erotic.
Why is Fuku's career so hard bros? Like I know her skills are dogshit but this is wild.
>win every special week race yesterday
>lose them all today
>using the same fucking horse
yea you niggers will never convince me this game has any strategy its all random
I wanna start watching uma anime.
What is correct order?
man if only the blue spark were a 2*
>>530714592yes this is a gambling game sir
Had a pretty good MTKNFKKTR run
Man I am BLIND. The race screen tells you whether or not you've completed a race. Alrighty trophy hunting is going to be way easier then.
>>530714613Release order is never wrong.
>>530713454sure anon, if you can receive invites even while youโre on cooldown then post your ID and consider it done, otherwise iโll jot it down and you should be in after your 3 hours unless we receive multiple requests from super mega farmer anons in between now and then
>>530714420Several times in Cingrey.
>>530714420That sounds pretty dumb thing to ask for
>>530714420No, it is part of the design philosophy, they don't have human ears so there's nothing there, so it is always covered.
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what expression does this convey?
soooo whens the next event?
>>530714613Release order, don't be a fag.
>App data link notification.
I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.
about to out myself as an idiot but what does it mean re: builds when people say things like "2/3 [insert stat]"? is that how many letter ranks you want to increase it or is it in reference to support cards?
>>530713937ownership of that particular clone's virginity.
>>530714613Cinderella Gray is the true prequel but just watch in release order
>>530714713got it
damn you guys are so nice here, what a great general
>>530714676well tell that to the retards that argue whenever someone calls it the random bullshit that it is
>>530714757>heโll have to feed me now that Iโve won
>>530714805It's for cards as far as I know
>>530714757>Trainer-san promised that he will pay for dinner, if I win
>stamina card with 50 base specialty rate up
holy base-
>all frontrunner skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRx86XZ7Ns
>>530707410>clubs greyed outso the passenger just said "hey can you download this game and hold out your phone for a photo on my social media please i'll tip 50%"
>>530714893>posts the cv where it is the only time this has happened and Cygames admitted it was an animation error
>>530714945makes sense, thanks
King Halo's career is literally fuck off and come back once you've rolled enough duds to three star me, huh?
My club cooldown will be coming down soon, are there any /uma/ guilds with spots still or do I need to beg in d*scord?
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skip kita. SAVE
>>530715064Whats so good about her?
Anyone whose not a whale got any A gorls yet? I just keep creeping up with B+'s slowly
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Holy shit this horse is terrible
i want to pull so fucking bad
>>530714370Look. Basically I'm just not gonna pull for kitasan. I know.. UGH I know... It's just that... I'm not. it is all. Sorry! Haha
>>530714757Time to mortgage your house
I am never gonna get a good legacy parent for medium/long Umas man, this shit is AIDs.
>>530715064>just save for three years and donโt roll before then at all
>>530715003>looks>All red debuffsyour meme SUCKS
lads, my supercreek just got an under the weather condition, is it unironically permanent? cause i can't send her to the infirmary
>>530715003Built for Bourbon
Love getting training like this.
So....when is Eclipse banner?
>>530713831but why is Golshi wearing headphones on her non-existent human ears
>>530715051just get enough stamina sparks and you're fine.
>>530715198You failed her.
>>530715226What are you gonna pull
>>530714893Look he posted it again
gottem
>>530715251Read the Condition anon.
>>530709552I love her and her haircut.
so if i don't have an SSR support card that gives me an op gold skill i can just go fuck myself?
>>530714718Never mind itโs ~4 more hours
Thanks bro
514634378548
>>530715251It goes away after THAT race against THOSE umas in THAT year
>>530715293not headphones
cheek warmers
How over is it if you pull for kita?
How over is it if you don't pull for kita?
Pre-summer camp, should you take friendshipmaxxxing over skill hints or no?
>>530714613Haruhi Suzumiya random order
>>530715051Brother made King Halo into a Long Runner Uma and won the triple crown and Arima Kinen and she's a 1 star 1 potential. Just borrow a good parent and have a good parent on standby.
I feel like every day I get worse at a game. Since day two I had perfect career streak, but now I get worse and worse, barely getting B+, or losing career mid way. Just a moment ago I had "perfect" run, winning acupuncture lottery, not getting any horse STDs, all friends orange before first summer, not a single turn wasted on recreation, aaaaand Oguri ends up being not even top 10 out of my Oguris...
>>530715293Those arenโt headphones, itโs an Autism Inhibitor.
>>530715247The hint skills can be whatever they at least won't cuck you out of a maestro
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you're fucking retarded if you don't MLB kitasan
>>530715146A is easy when you understand that the closer 1200 a stat gets the more points its worth. A does not entirely mean better than B+.
>>530714489Erm, isn't this just rice shower but better?
>>530715475It's never over
Pull for who you like
>>530715506You take skill hints for characters whose skills you need.
>>530713251I'd betted a dollar on this fucker HE BETTER WIN
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>>530714592>>530714876Stop being a shitty trainer
>>530715051no that's n*ce n*ture
king halo does not actually need to win her long race
>>530715562>I feel like every day I get worse at a game>proceeds to list RNJesus repeatedly fucking you overalso
>barely getting B+, just got my first ever A with bakushin and a borrowed MLB Pegasus. you can do it, anon
>be me, do more than 50 careers so far
>pick tachyon for the first time after my fren kept gushing about how cool she is
>did 7 races so far, all of them wins, including the triple crown for the first time in my life
I'm finally a believer, Tachyon...I kneel...
>>530708757I'm sitting alone with my 21m fans. I can't see any decent clubs that's not invite only, so I'll probably not end up joining any.
>>530715348>>530715463i'll be completely honest i clicked everywhere except for the full stats button oops
thanks friends
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>>530712165Don't worry anon...one day...
>>530715014it took me a couple of runs to unlock clubs
>>530715373if a gold skill is so essential to a build then you burn your rental slot on it. in terms of the recoveries, it just means you have less of a stamina cushion and need to distribute stats more evenly.
>>530715562At the end of the day this game is very luck based so don't worry too much
>>530715506Skill hints give additional friendship gauge.
>>530713831The headphones stay on, I'm not compromising on this
>delay using selector because you throught this special missions ticket is trainee ticket
>it's fucking support card ticket
Are we having more of these missions tomorrow? Like is it weekly thing and it's always support card ticket?
>>530714893that's not how i remember it
>>530709768I got a lb 1 creek as well
>>530715924oh, interesting
>>530715570>he blew all his luck on the simulatoranon...
Why did they do it, dacchis?
>>530715570how the fuck are you going to have 150,000 saved up in less than a month without being a whale motherfucker??
Did they nerf pace chasers? My Taiki is losing nonstop in career when she's usually undefeated and I lost a couple of legend races despite destroying special week yesterday.
>>530715708Grass-chan cute
>>530715941W-what does she mean by this
>>530715789You can apply to a club, or just post your ID here if you want an invitation from one of the /uma/ clubs.
The invite only process isn't so scary.
But it's your choice anon. Join us and trade shoes.
>>530715475If you've saved resources you will have massive progression if you go to spark for Kitasan due to SR pools and how small the pool is atm. If you don't pull you'll fall behind quite a bit.
>>530716104get boxed nerd
>>530715958SSR = support
3* = trainee
>>530715764good job, guinea pig.
>>530716085Someone should draw them doing that famous I Love Lucy bit with the conveyor belt of chocolates.
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>>530715198>fails a 3% summer trainingthis horse is shit
SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
FUCK OFF FETISH FAGS
YOUR HORSE SUCKS DONKEY DICKS
>>530715945>the "known for being a hyper coomer irl" Golshi>the "number one most favorite activity is mating" Golshi>the "most fertile uma" Golshi>the "all females who mated with him fell deeply in love because he is such a good lover" Golshicanonically Golshi will ask you to have a 10 hour mating session after a 1st place race as a reward.
>>530715708>Trying to listen in while her ears are coveredWhat a dummy
>was at 13770 carrots yesterday
>now at 13976 after all dailies
Cygenerous indeed...
>>530714119Had no clue google started their own. This worked flawlessly, thanks anon
>>530716115A witness is required to document the time of death as Grass forces El to commit sudoku for getting hot sauce on her authentic Japanese lunch.
>>530715051I just won it first try with just a level 2 performance upgrade though I guess I got lucky since I was 8th favourite for the finals and around 6th for the semis and qualifiers. Dunno if it's luck or just the rating system being trash, probably a bit of both.
>>530715841What am I watching?
>>530716372this made me realize. are donkeys just ugly bastard uma?
>>530715789post your id anon, i can free up a spot for you
>>530715570what site is this anon?
>using 4 speed cards
>3 races in and haven't gotten a single speed training with more than one friend on it
fuck this game desu
>>530716416You can make it if you use the adult card
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>>530716372SHE FAILED ANOTHER ONE
SHIT HORSE
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIIIIIT HORSE
SHIIIIIIITTTT
>>530716096You only need to save 30k, watch this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs
Assuming we get the same as JP, you only need to roll her twice in 200 pulls on her banner.
>pull her once>pull her again, LB1>cash in pity for a dupe, LB2>use the free dupe item we'll get when those are introduced at half anniversary, LB3>use the free SSR card selector we get at half anniversary, MLB>if you get unlucky and only pull her once in 200 pulls, there's also an SSR paid selector for twenty bucks at half anniversaryIn the meantime, LB2 Black is still useful for the few months you'll need to wait to finish MLBing her.
>>530708757700 isnt even that bad
>>530716561https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
>>530716529Laisu is clearly a donkeymusume just look at how big her ears are.
>>530716480The inevitable rise of the guts meta
>>530715827I have no idea how to see condition effect either desu
>>530716595Stop failing her trainer-san.
>>530716283I see. Do we get trainee tickets from somewhere else, like story or something? I'll have to pick between Maruzensky and Rudolf. With Maruzensky being more likely because I lack sprinter.
>>530716529indians of horses
Uma ears are the best part about them
>>530714059They look ready to rape Casca.
>>530715375>โThis trainer is on cooldown.โIโve set an alarm for 3hrs 50mins from now. Your current competition is someone with 500k fans and no keyword in their profile so you should be good
well fuck that
i'm not falling for "stamina and power" bait ever again
oguri's career structure is pretty silly though, having to win arima kinen and then proceeding to mile races is peak bullshit
>>530715051I mightve had some luck since ive heard ppl have a lot of trouble, but first try -
>>530716645that explains why she is so hated
Is it too late to make it to 30k? Should I reroll?
>2nd run in a row without swinging maestro
Is this because my Super Creek is not upgraded?
>>530716741This retarded nigger unironically lost a career with Oguri Cap.
>>530716781At this point just spend the 5$ to get 500 carrots
>>530716781You already spent money to get that much. Why reroll now?
>>530716781You have at least a couple weeks to get less than 1k, you're fine. I'm sweating a bit at 27k though.
>>530716781You have a week, calm down
>>530716741Either unlucky or not enough speed I'm afraid.
guys be real with me, how hard is the A rank right now without good supports? I literally cannot for the life of me reach A, no way in hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itb3LHBTdDQ
the Arima Kinen/Japanese Derby theme is fun
>>530716907Dude just do an Urara run and spam recreation.
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I have 25k carats right now to pull, but my anxiety is making me think about getting the $70 pack to hit 30k. Is it worth it? Or is there any chance I can reach 30k before the Kitasan banner ends? (I only have the monthly pass)
Bros... I still want to play
A LB2 Seiun Sky makes this become a whole different game
>>530716781>all these repliesBait used to be believable, but that was because people used to be smarter back then...
I haven't gotten a single career above B rank. People tell me I need to win more races but I can't train stats AND race at the same time.
>it's another late start BANGER for my front runner
>>530716741I knew to stop taking advice here when I seen like 3 different cheat sheets posted with entirely different benchmarks to hit and none of them helped at all.
>>530716741>the SS track monster with an S pace as a cherry on topat least it didn't spark mile else this glue would hurt.
oguri career is very streamlined. i'm unsure how you fucked this one up, anon.
>>530716991You can use paid carats to pull one extra kitasan each day
>>530717054borrow good parent
>absolute drought of rainbow speed training
>finally get one
>fail
>>530716815the more SSRs you stack the less likely the events for each are going to trigger
if you don't particularly need the event skills for a SSR but badly need maestro, consider replacing said SSR for a SR of the same category
does energy matter for races?
All the chase cards are overrated as fuck. The advantages they provide are minor.
>>530716991Have you grinded all the trophies, bond stories etc? You'll probably reach 30k regardless assuming cygames is at least a little generous and gives out some more free shit
>carefully plan your end/pace/late uma
>get keked by the boxed in meme
>brainlessly slam the front speed
>win every race
does the balance actually get any better than this at some point
>>530717054You need good legacy Umas to offset with Inspiration from missed training days.
more like Cuntasan Bitch, am i right?
>>530717028>burning all your pots before the new event grindanon...
>>530716449Rest in peace El/..
>>530716991Unless they decide to release zero content in the next two weeks you should have no problem getting the remainder.
>>530709768tamamo cross
how good is she?
This is your daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with late surging and not to ignore stam or power.
>>530714592>>530717268Works on my racetrack
>>530717054for the sake of rank having 1200 in one stat gives you way more points than 600 in 2 stats
an A rank is not necessarily better than a B and it does not give you better sparks so just don't sweat it
>>530717203nope, mood does
>4 mood downs in a row
niggerlicious game
>>530717203Nyes, but specifically 0 energy.
If you run at 0 it's considered a consecutive race regardless if you raced or not before
Using late surgers and end closers really feels like a coin flip on whether you come dead last or first place by 7 lengths
Mostly I'm just scared of the split rate up with Diamond. Does her card even have any use?
at this point i just want Kitasan banner to get done with so the S tier minmax spamming about her will go away.
>>530715593if by better you mean significantly worse then sure?
>>530715293power restraints
she would be too strong otherwise
>Rest
>Sleep Deprived
>Night Owl
>Migraine
Yeah this run is bricked
>>530717550rerun in december bwo
>>530716991Why are you retards obsessed with 30k? You can roll for 30k and not get a single kita. Unless there are guaranteed odds I do not know about.
>>530717476Have you tried using one of the pal cards, great mood boosters, also get ssr fine motion from friend or roll.
If you have all those then the ring said fuck you lol.
>>530717570the bricked runs give you the 3* sparks
i'm so fucking scared of getting boxed i've been grabbing most maneuverability skills
>>530717268It's balanced by the fact that if the end/late doesn't get boxed in, the front will always lose
>>530717476>not seeing to your uma's emotional needsDo better Trainer-san
>>530717624>calls other people retards>too retarded to know what he's talking aboutyup thats american hours for you
>see post on Twitter begging for donations for Urara's food
We need fanart of a homeless Urara begging on the street
>>53071762430k=200 pulls on the banner=guaranteed Kitasan Black. Each pull gives you a point, you can trade in 200 points for a copy of the featured card.
>>530717624You can exchange points for the card after the rolls if you got 30k, retard-san
>>530715570well... it can't get worse.
to that anon who post literal horse fucking webm
can you repost that again?
>>530717624>Unless there are guaranteed odds I do not know about.Probably should have checked that before posting like a retard.
>>530717679Bro it's the second Night Owl trigger and the first one took two infirmaries to get rid of.
>>530717476It just means your uma wants to hang out with you more.
>>530717793Woe, third Air Shakur copy upon ye.
why is it so stingy with currency? since launch, i haven't played a single race past the tutorial, or did anything period, and i just have like 10k carats.
>>530717793I'll kill myself on the spot
>>530717753Nice thanks for the spoonfeeding
>>530717624why are the most wrong people always the most adamant and confident in calling others stupid
>>530717793>2x Air ShakurGrim.
>>530717793>used up all your bad luckLucky
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Tamamo is the actual JP banner, right? Yeah i think my luck it's getting me that MLB Kita
>>530717635>>530717718>>530717907I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT I JUST GOT IT LAST TURN
>>530717980post cowgirl (who think they are horses) porn instead
This spark system is aids
>>530717940Begin the summoning ritual
>>530716741>he took Iron Willbro no...
>>530718098tucker and tamamo
>>530718125just embrace the extra energy drain
>>530718125Bro wife, are you resting and it's just triggering?
Or are you getting that at Fandom, it refuse to belive you have this level of bad luck.
>>530718013I did say unless there are guaranteed odds though. And calling people retards when you are the retad is the easiest way to get spoonfed
>>530717570>Every possible bad even that can happen happens>Sleep deprived multiple times>Multiple negative conditions keep coming out of nowhere, happens right before races as well>Races I won previously with way less stats and skills are somehow unwinnable this run>Constant mood downs>Supports never going into preferred trainings, had 5 of them go into Guts twiceMy run was super cursed. Sometimes you just get your shit fucked up.
Why does her smile make me feel things
>free 2 star from event is a dup Super Creek
No... My account is bricked...
Give it to me straight, is it feasible for f2poors like me to stay relevant in near future?
I spend few rolls here and there cause I want to play with new horses
but if I'm come up short I will just buy a pack or two
#dolphincoping
>>530718341Because you're gay
if you dont get MLB kitasan from your first 10 pull you have to reroll btw
making two accounts was a mistake
the only thing i have time for is uma
the only thing on my mind is uma
once kitasan comes around i'm selling whichever of these accs pulls worse
>>530717189that sounds like 100% your own fault. why are you wasting energy on non-rainbows in a drought? you should be doing wit trainings if anything so that when rainbows come you can take them every time.
>>530717741I don't know how the gacha works but does pulling Kitasan before reaching 200 points reset the counter or will you always get a copy at 200 regardless how many copies you got before hitting that threshold?
>>530718310i got it last turn, raced and forgot about it, rested and then it triggered again and tried to give me night owl again
Can I win with so few abilities, I'm at the start but it's not looking good.
>>530718346but super creek is one of the best 2*?
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>>530717362I used the same horse with a better grade
still lost
game is random simple as
Bros is there a problem with the invites or are you still on cooldown?
Anons remember to read the main story, it gives 30 carats per chapter.
>>530716608>This anon actually thinks global will receive anniversary rewards.
>>530718405Yes, with smart use of your rolls and taking advantage of free rolls to discount spark meta cards.
But that means basically no rolling for umas.
Last time I got Air Shakur from the SSR ticket, so I won't complain here.
>>530718454>i'm sellingare you Indoneseian?
I've checked the epicnpc website and every seller is Indonesian, literally.
>>530718475My understanding is the latter, otherwise that TW guy's vid where he says to go all in, do 200 pulls, and try to pull her twice so you can pity a third copy would be wrong and considering he's done exactly that in TW, I don't think he is.
So, the latter. Likely because you don't actually pull the pitied copy, you buy it from an exchange with points.
>>530718687This is actually... a good question.
I wonder if we're going to get custom rewards, if they are going to ignore the rewards, or something else.
>>530718475You always get a copy at 200 regardless of how many you may have rolled getting there.
This isnโt FGO
>>530718582That's cool dude. I still don't want 1/10th of her instead of a new horse.
>>530718341This is a gay boy that kisses trainers
>>530718751no idek what mi goreng is
>>530717362It's mostly just salt from early career throws due to low power lates getting clogged up in the shitter mosh pit. But yeah, once you get some actual power you're fine. Sprint and sometimes mile can occasionally still be a humiliation ritual for lates and enders though
>>530715693Nah I win the finale every run now so I'm training just fine. Literally just got the GOAT title for Goldship. Sorry your game is random and you have zero argument.
>>530718581yeah you're probably fine, ive done a ton of bourbon runs and it feels like there's only a chance of not hitting the goal placing from the japanese derby onwards
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got my first ever 3* spark
it's a shame i did this after using all my borrows so i dont have 3* parents but at least I have this to use without needing to borrow I guess.
>>530718678I did... I'm still at 23.5k, if I use 14 paid pulls on cheap I still need 4.5k carats
>>53071882310 new horses are only 1500 carats away.
>>530717362This was me yesterday, today I got second place twice.
>>530718678how many is that total
>>530718905Farm trophies, get 30 wins in one run.
>>530718859You said that right as she came in third, I didn't lose from a lack of stats, but because I had 'less skills then my opponent'. Shits gay.
>>530718624>5 minutesYOU LIED TO ME
I actually failed 2% on a triple rainbow summer training. I'm a bit miffed.
>>530716991wait what monthly pass?
>>530718008>>530718312>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>530718678McQueen's story was kind of underwhelming. I'm enjoying the Raisu one though
do I make Rudolf Pace or Late?
Any strats for "train with 5 support cards at once" other than getting 6 cards of the same type and "win february stakes" other than getting a dirt runner? The whole internet is AI generated now I swear
>>530718801You get accelerated even more as a reward :^)
No carrots tough sorry gajin. You can always top up on carrats in the store if you feel like very strongly about one of our new, limited time available banners.
people are gonna burn themselves out farming for sparks lmaoooooo
>>530717907>>530718125Damn, I just got Top Gunned today too
Is there any way to guarantee late and end wins? Every time I get screwed I end up using a clock then coming in first, but thats not right
This is kind of disgusting, having this stacked teio show up on a non-graded race on a second goal race just because fuck you nice nature
>>530719176Late, pace is throwing. I can't remember the last time I lost with Late Rudolf
Is 3 hint levels the maximum discount?
>>5307192025 speed, 6th card for stamina or power
easy A rank
>>530719287pick up go with the flow, pick up nimble navigator, pray to gods
>>530719398Rudolfi always wins
>Rice Shower has a dagger
>doesn't stab the other umas racing
>Taiki Shuttle has a revolver
>Doesn't shoot the other umas racing
Are they dumb?
>>530719173That's a (You) problem. I liked McQueen and the Trainer's Relationship though her arc did feel a bit rushed in the end. Start of something new is also a better image song.
>>530718687>>530718801Assuming Cygames doesn't decide to pull the plug prematurely and global actually makes it to its own half-anni / anni (which would be in December and June respectively), they'll hand out rewards as due. There's zero reason to think otherwise unless you're just a spiteful JPkek
>>530719202Actually play the game instead of looking up and planning out for hours on end.
>>530719398>no SuzukaShan't be betting I'm afraid
>>530719398>5 oguri caps in a rowdumb metaslaves
My Oguri Cap got memed...
>>530718475always at 200 but it resets each banner, so even if you have 199 now it'll be 0 if you don't max it before the banner change. the currency you get for having leftover is absolute dogshit too, 200 = 1 regular pull instead of the guaranteed SSR.
>>530719376No, it goes up to 5.
>>530719524Special Week...
I thought this was a Haru off....
Goldshi almost stole the win kek
>>530719495I like their relationship but I wish the whole thing wasn't so rushed, not just the ending. McQueen is a good girl
>>530719161I wasn't and never said I was though
>>530718947>just roooolll before the meme card brohmmm.... Nyo
Any chance we get summer Maru this year?
That wall of Oguris was painful.
>>530719065That's the plan, I'll just roll the banner first to make it easier
>>530719710It's in like a month or something dawg
>>530713581Use Google Play games beta
>>530719484>Tachyon is smart and concocts shit>doesn't poison anyone before the race
why does Gold Ship always do poses that accentuate and flaunt her tits?
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>>530719520Is this the strongest uma in the meta?
>>530719603Well shit, I just scammed myself
What is a good uma to legacy for Haru? Everything I try is triangle affinity. I want a circle.
>>530719631Yeah same, just feels poorly paced. Rice-chan's story was overall much better paced, so McQueen's seems a lot worse in contrast
Which uma is most likely to develop a cocaine addiction?
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Cute shi
I see it's time for kino sovl /uma/ room matches, that's the good shit
>>530719796Guess I'm saving. Love this horse.
RICE SHOWER PLEASE HOW DO I GET YOU TO STOP SHITTING THE BED YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT SOME OF THE BEST TRAINING RNG AND YOU STILL FUCK UP WHY WHY WHY
>>530719817yeah, another anon rec'd it - i already got the reward.
>>530719623Kek iโm proud of her
-so thereโs no way to sync-watch the race right? You just click the โRaceโ button when the host opens it and see?
race saving event before the second fucking race of the run.
Went from awful to good.
>>530719842please join haru is crying
I only just now realized she had a cherry necklace
were they just horny when designing her?
>stuck permanently "connecting" on the main menu on my phone
>>530719945End of September or early October to be exact now that I checked.
I love her Summer look, don't have regular Maruzensky tho
>>530719819Thats blatantly false
She 100% poisoned you before the race started
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>>530720012>>530719719TEIO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>530720081>cherry necklacewhat is the significance of this?
>>530720098We need a server upgrade Cygames... and more apologems!
>>530720245you better be an oil baron
>>530719980unironically use her as a front runner and make her a discount Suzuka that worked for me. Get some front runner inheritance and watch her go
>>530720081I kinda just want to brush her hair
>>530720245Anon... you are supposed to save your rolls for kita...
>>530719173SEX THIS SILLY ASSASSIN
also she made McQueen cry
>>530720181Career ending result genuinely,.
>>530720245>2 digit free carrots, ZERO paid carrotsyou're not a whale, are you?
>>530720081Tom cruise raised her that way to ensnare the future trainer to be a follower of Xenu.
>>530720245based Double Jet lover
>>530720158And that helps against the other horses how?
>>530720245Kitasan Sacked....
>>530720181>before make debutShe's glue
>>530718631Your skills and stat distribution must be worse. Never forget that career gives +400 stats (other than wit) to every Uma and so outside of career, you need 400 more stam or equivalent recovery skills to make it in a race of the same distance. Extra Tank and Deep Breaths don't even work outside of Long, but my Rudolf has Maestro and enough stam that she can do without them in a Medium.
I also run her as a late surger to more reliably activate her unique. Speed is always good, but it's not as important for a late surger/end chaser as it is for a frontrunner.
>>530719013Well, what happened? Surely you watched the race, right? Your Uma can't give her all if you're not watching.
>>530720302>>530720310>>530720362I did 2 ten rolls on horses, got oguri, bourbon in the first set and suzuka in the next, so I just defaulted to rolling support cards.
>roll suzuka
>pick rice shower as my free
>find out their doomed ends after
I guess I have an eye for them
>niche subject matter
>safe-horny designs
>no gameplay
How did this shit get so popular in the west in like a week?
>>530720572An eye for sashimi yeah.
My free SSR was Gold Ship which is full of end closer skills. Ugh,
>>530720606>no gameplaythat's why 60% of posts are about gameplay.
>>530715656he fucking jobbed
7/9
>>530720245Kitashit BTFO
Total Turbo Victory
>>530720572And an excellent taste
Okay I'm playing as bourbon.
I can buy 1 of the skills:
>corner adept
>fast paced
>front runner corner
>leaders pride
Which one do I buy, I'm only on the end event.
>>530720606only one of your meme arrow statements are true. I'll let you decide which it is.
>>530717635waste of a sprint card
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>>530720397>>530720498I survived make debut but they keep fucking me, I am retiring this glue and just restarting
>>530720080just three more...
>>5307202454d chess move, while everyone will hv kitasan black as their friend card, anon will be rolling in frd pts filling in the niche market
>>530720606>he hasn't seen a game with truly no gameplay yet
>>530720660>sashimibasashi
>>530720245Based game enjoyer
MY C GRADE SHITTER HARU WON?????????
>>530720208it could mean different things
popping someone's cheery is taking their virginity
so either she's a virgin, going to pop your cheery, or both
>>530720461helps against other horses?
Welcome to another Urarabowl in Kikka-sho.
Who will win?
most certainly the mobs
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>>530720362>3/3 Guests>lemme practice first>trying to level power when the stamina rainbows start coming in>fuck it>run isn't the best, but we get a decent score and don't overcap>guts 1 star>into the glue bin it go->try it in PvP>shoot up hereBro this isn't even my final form I got so unlucky on rainbows.
>>530720572who is the next DOOMhorse in upcoming banners anyways?
>>530719321A few turn laters at Satsuki Sho and she is back to jobbing
>>530720181what are the odds for the acupuncture event to happen? Also what are the other options beside strength chakra?
>>530720797I don't have Haru, is it fine to join with Oguri Cap?
>>530720606>>safe-horny designsoho wait for the boobilicious designs
>>530707108 (OP)I need to rape Manhattan
>>530720931everyone has haru she came free with your uma musume
>>530720908woah... haru urara looks like THAT???
>>530720080>>530720797>Cannot sign up to run within 15 minutes of the start timeIt's over
>>530719013>distanceSchizoposting but I came to the conclusion that the game has a "fuck you" system with a low rate chance to just straight up give you a loss regardless of stats. This is blatantly obvious when you spectate and one Uma is just comically ahead during the final spurt with 0 chance of anyone catching up.
i'm fucking sick of coin flipping on end closer. why does gold ship just get body blocked from the start of the race to the end 2/3 times and i have to use fucking clocks to fix it? i got every skill i could related to positioning and it's still a game of fucking chance
>>530720678the card has some decent events (-energy +25 stam) but true the skills are ass
>>530720742I'm a sucker for corner adept
>>530720765Keep going, see how more cursed you can be
>>530719321>>530720909what the hell happened to her in that time?
>>530720245regardless of this pic.
i forgot the JP tier list. isnt Twin Turbo card like C tier even when MLB?
>>530720761i mean if you're getting fucked in the ass as hard as that dude is when it comes to mood, and night-owl, i think its worth it. The days you save not dealing with night-owl cannot be underestimated.
>>530720949me in the back
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>>530720606>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no gameplayanon this has more actual gameplay than most gacha
>>530720908Haru is great
Love Haru
>>530721104>blockedno wit, at least 1000 needed for arima ken
>>530721148Had sex with 100 trainers
>>530721048I didn't get her, I have the oldest Uma Musume known to man
>>530721203based gritty Urara allowing us to dream
>>530721203Number 10 favourite....
>>530720606>No gameplayIt is exactly the type of gameplay that gets popular on twitch, Rougelites fucking dominate that space
>>530721104the golshi experience
>>530721268This is true my name is 100 trainers
>Cannot make a long dirt track
This game sucks
King Halo's career is hard bros...
>>530721227yeah, priconne you just hit go and the girls do everything. same with azur lane and maybe GFL2 if youre overpowered
>>530720606>safe horny design You can make a gacha with normal looking woman that isnโt market to gooner
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING. BULLSHIT. WHY DID I REDOWNLOAD THIS SHIT I FUCKING HATED JP CAUSE IT'S JUST A SLOT MACHINE FUCK YOU
>>530721114thank you anon, won by the skin of her skirt.
>>530721101If someone is winning by distance than either they have way more stamina on a longer race and thus can go faster, or someone go blocked by a death wall of mobs, or just truly out classes everyone in stats and skills.
Aren't you guys overreacting? Is everyone here either saving or rolling for horses only and using the F2P cards instead???
Why do people do haru long finals just as a challenge or lore?
>>530721571I will go all in for the horses I want, but will throw a few 10 pulls here and there for some cards
>>530720606>safe-horny designsThere's a difference between what retards call gooners and actual brainrotted gooners, you sir are a brainrotted gooner.
>>530721385She actually fucked 300 trainers
>>530720606You're genuinely retarded
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These cards good for Bakushit? I don't play her
>>530709586>>530721657I dont see a free card here
FUCK KITASAN IM PULLING BIWA
>>530720606>No gameplayThe Blue Archive thread is down the hallway and to the right.
I'm not a fan of this game, but I heard the developer gets buttmad if someone draws ecchi art of the character.
I guess that's what I'm going to do.
>>530721950Less than an hour to go
>>530721778My name is 300 trainers and i dont remember this
>>530721657Go onto your missions. Its the fourth tab, "Special". Just do all those missions and you are good.
>>530721901I never thought it could be misconstrued in this way but I can see why. They released like 5 missions a day and you had to complete 35 total, which is why I called it Special Week missions.
>>530721901How do i breed an uma that can beat her?
>>530720606Everybody likes horses, dogs, and cats
Horses appeal to the masculine and feminine. Masculine part showing dominion over another creature and the feminine being the trust and bond you can have.
I mean I'm not against Azur Lane tier outfits, but it's nice when there's tasteful outfits that reveal their femininity and/or beauty without dressing like a stripper
it's also more appealing to a broader audience that like anime girls but doesn't just look like porn
What it lacks in gameplay, it makes up for in getting people to care about their Uma and their results. It's like a daughter raising game. Yeah it's just you making choices, but it convinces people the choices matter because we want to see cute girls happy rather than sad.
>20k carats
How many can I get from the story stuff?
If someone is F2P and refuses to drop money for meta no matter what would you advise them to skip Kitasan and borrow an MLB Kitasan from someone OR aim for at least 1 copy since that is the most realistic outcome
favorite track? i'll do rice shower story when i have free time
>>530721494no umas are heavy gooner orinented, as much as nikke
>>530721885You may not like bakushin, but she'll carry you to the stars.
Bakushin on anon.
>>530721995> i just want to let everyone know that I draw!!!!!no one cares
>>530722202ใใพใดใใ, and it's not even a contest.
>>530722202umapyoi legend easy
Special Week more like Special Ed
>>530708072>Specifically just Ryan has issues, I do fine with other umasSkill issue on your part. Just did Ryan's Career without using single clock and reaching Legend on her. Use Power & Stam Legacies that boost her mile (long/med boosts optional but nice) and run 3 speed / 2 stam /1 power Supports. I hope this advise helps you
>>530708706
>>530722094Uhh i dont think i can do it all in few hours
>>530721104I like end/late strats but I came to realize that I cannot consistently build for them because of the sparks and cards available to me.
I barely done any stories but i don't think im gonna make it...
>>530720606The people yearn for raising sims and horse racing
>>530722334I don't look like but I act like this
>>530722187Do you want to acquire better support cards in general in the short term?
Because if you want to upgrade to a deck of MLB SRs, Kitasan is the best opportunity to do so for a while, and hope you get some copies.
If not, just hold and borrow it.
>>530722187in terms of non-metafags (only necessary for pvp anyways) rolling on kitasan is just using her banner as an opportunity to round out your deck in general, she's moreso a good bonus if you get her on top of picking up some useful SSRs and SR dupes
Bros, I'm in dire need of a club, anyone here got a slot for me?
700208943481
Tried the random public ones but they're usually very inactive...
>>530722187The best for a f2p is getting at least 1 Kitasan, rolling a bunch of other good cards on her banner and then putting her on the backburner and borrowing her until you can uncap her later, either during her second better run or when they change the card dupe system.
>>530722307do you know what you did to spend carats in a way that your number doesnโt end in 0? Mine ends in 3 and Iโm perplexed
>>530722426If you haven't done the claw machine one then you are utterly fucked. That one it's awful RNG
>>530722156I have almost the exact same stats with some differing skills on my Rudolf as this anon
>>530720513.
She dumpsters Special Week every time
>>530722187just borrow it, even if you own 1 copy or 2 copies you will be borrowing it anyway. if you don't feel like chasing the meta it doesn't hurt to roll on that banner, just don't expect to get MLB SSRs without spending money this early.
>run only front
>get 2 star pace chaser
>>530722591Sometimes team races give a few carats as rewards so probably that
>>530722772A Pace Chaser is a Front that's scared of commitment.
>>530722202https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zRZWmU-ec24
JP but I'll never forget this suddenly blasting on my speaker somehow (despite my headset being plugged in) after a heated final race and after that I became gay for Gimlet
>>5307225913 carats from smaller chest in team trials
>>530722573Join /Uma/ Club.
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I have defeated the Antagonist.
>>530722714Consider it a chance to pull and invest in SRs as well. If you're reasonably fortunate you get a future Kita of your own to set up for dupes in the future
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>>530723124Tried searching for it, shouldn't they show up even on a cooldown?
>>530723261Means it's full
>>530722187You will uncap her later with uncap stones. If you're true f2p Kitasan is your highest priority since you will be using her for 2+ years.
It's so fucking over for me, I've been getting club cucked for days lmao
>>530722969as in i got sparks for pace while running front
>>530720606>>safe-horny designsI think it's one of the reasons why it got popular because not everyone is a gooner
every horses in my stable are infected with front runner spark for some reason
>>530723443It's pure RNG baby
>joined a club here yesterday
>it's now full
Whew
which horse has the saddest story?
Gooners don't understand tasteful eroticism. A flash of their armpits, their skirts billowing during a race or even the dialogue during a career. We are not the same.
I find it very difficult to goon over Umas
>>530723971So funny that the ones that are obsessed with letting everyone know how much of a degenerate they are, aren't really gooners, but just basic bitches with basic tastes.
>>530724164Same, I dunno what it is. I still jerk it to Kancolle shipgirls occasionally but I just can't do it for the horse girls
>>530723894Are you the leader? I'm off cooldown in 15 minutes, doesn't show up for me for some reason.
Did I fuck something up with the settings? It feel like my character screen is smaller and the log screen is bigger. Is that possible or am I just going schizo?
>>530725018i had that after I alt+enter'd the window
I had to restart the game to fix it
>>530724681Nope. 1 slot left.
Remember to grind your trophies for carats. G1 races can give 100 carats and there's 30 of them
>>530725217I restarted my entire pc and it still looks fucked I think I might just be schizo
>>530725759might be different from what I had then
>>530725018if there's a way to fuck with those let us know if you find it, I want a bigger character screen
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why does nobody let this bitch know she's always walking around with a splash of cum in her hair
cant believe i was stressing myself for no fucking reason pvp autism is only 50 more carats thought not having a 2lb or 3lb kitasan black for team trials would set me back 50-70 rolls with gbf ptsd and its shit of a mode guild war even if i get fucked over getting only 1 copy of kitasan black ill just play through this opera account now ill just chill and stop stressing out what a fucking load off my chest thank fucking god theres no gw level gaps in roll economy
the kitasan doomerschizo is back..
>>530727215but anon you NEED kitasan or else you can't turn career from easy to turbo easy mode!!!! don't you want no challenge at all and to just be spam clicking buttons until it's over with no suspense?
>>530722202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptf4jXinEg
Whats fucking wrong with McBitch, i keep getting B+ or less with 2 clocks minimum
UNREAL
I've won the SSR Power El Condor Pasa from the free gacha, is she any good? I'd been using a L25 biwa hayade SR