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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
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Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

wimy

>>530719540
dykes

>>530719781
they gave Shiver Inkling ears

I'm just gonna quit the game after hitting royalty this splatfest.

>>530720617
You and everyone else.

>>530720653
naw imma still play

>>530720653
Used to mock fest tourists, now I empathize with them.

octo beer fest

Veemos in barmaid dresses.

Post ceph tanlines

>>530720617
>>530720653
lol stop lying

No fatties allowed beyond this point

im fat and im here

bored as fuckkkkk who wants to fsh 1 king

I'm still glad Shiver finally said it cephs can't swim

>>530733065
duh, cephs are denser than water
especially your ceph, they are particularly dense

>>530733404
Are you calling my ceph fat????

>>530733993
no, i'm calling them dum

>>530728476
I can now, you still want to?

>>530733993
fat floats in water u dummy

>>530722305
There isn't anything going for the game anymore. Matchmaking has only become worse over the years, to the point they're almost always decided at loading screen. Queue lasts 200 seconds for games that always end in knockout in half as long. Third kits only made the game worse.

>>530734774
Ok thats fine if they weren't dum they wouldn't be cephs.

>>530735308
Then why did fat veemo sink like a rock?

>>530735054
sure, im booting the game up

>>530735054
up

>>530737903
>>530738096
Be there in a minute

>>530738096
knock

Good times...

>>530739131
oops opening

post your veemo and ill goon to her

>>530741638
To late to slow

>>530742068
UUUOOOOHHHHHH

>>530741638

>>530742436
pink slopsuit veems are the only veems i cant goon to. its shameful to have this trauma affect my gooning abilities but it is who i am.
>>530742068
hot

Force feeding lazy grizz co employees golden eggs

>>530743709
I want to beat my idiotic teammates with hammers until their skulls crack.

ggfsh we did it AND TWO GOLDS based

HAIDARAAAAA!!! GGs.

GGs fsghs

>>530745856
cute! who's the artist?

>>530746054
@ikwkm_0610

>>530733065
So do they just have transparent ink pools?

>>530746297
the boobs
where are they

>>530746297
The pool is only 3ft deep don't matter if you can't swim when your feet touch the bottom.

Hosting a Fiz and the Rainbow Planet SR room 5 minutes after the hour.
Host: SS

Invites will be sent to pool, open to all. Going for 1 King Salmon.

>>530733065
maybe she meant deep cut can't swim

>>530747297
Even the manga does a skit on cephs can't swim when googles and team all jump into the pool and drown. This just officially adds it to the lore

Mantas can't fly

>>530746297
>Frye with small tits
>Little man
This is back when they were in highschool
>Shiver has a shark helmet
That veemo is a true shark otaku for life no question about it.

>>530741638

>>530747258
2/4

>>530748860
I know this veemo and am fairly certain they do not post on /ink/.

Woomys and burgers, why is this combo so good?

>>530749859
Woomy = good, borgar = good, good + good = very good.

>>530747258
This still on? I’ll join.

>>530749859
big head = big mouth
big mouth = big bite
big bite = big burger
big burger = good

>>530749859
I prefer woomies and 'za

>>530750848
Just started W2. Will be done in 6 minutes

>>530750848
>>530751063
Opening now.

>>530751679
Splatoon 1 is the only game with any real soul.

>>530751480
Nice try. Shame we lost our heavy for Coho

ggs, sorry i cant stick for an extra was planning on leaving after king

>>530753578
No worries. GG. I’ll host another Salmon since I see others playing.

>Pearl attempts to fight the urge to not eat while on live radio

>>530754539
That time Pearl got on her plane and flew to Woomurcia for some real proper sized burgers

your fetish stinks

>>530754539
>>530754742
Yes…YES…

GGs C & B, really unfortunate random DC but I appreciate you coming along.
Until next time.


Hosting a Fast Ruler lobby on the 1st rotation of the Splatfest tomorrow.
Team: Land
Host: SS

Invites will be sent to pool, first come first serve.
We can coordinate gear to make the leveling go by much quicker and reach Ruler during the 1st rotation. This is what I have in mind but I'm open to suggestions.
Headgear: Jetflame Crest (Squidforce)
Shoes: Buckle-Down Boots (Rockenberg)

>>530755202
Uh miss veemo are you aware your fish is dead?

>>530755202
GGs. If by any chance you rehost later I'll try to join, im all pooped out atm tho. That king dc was really unfortunate.

>>530751679
STICK WEBM LMAOOOO

>>530755234
post more cephs with dangerously sized food items

why would anyone use "HIV+haver" as name

I like Salmon Run but I want to have sex with the Salmonids

>>530755202
I will join but i don't like using matching gear
i want my ceph to look like my ceph after winning 100x games

>>530756876
Getting hiv is a common fetish in lgbt circles.

>>530756725
why does he draw like “that” idk how else to explain it :/

>>530757783
Bug chasing has been around before lgbt

>>530754072
Frye would gobble that in one bite.

>>530749859
>>530750147
>>530750920
>>530751497
>>530754072
>>530754539
>>530755234
>>530756725
I need MORE

Hundreds of hours and I've never touched the card game.

>>530757693
k post ur name so I can blacklist u kid I'm known for stealing signature outfits

Why is kold like this?

>>530754539
marina picky about pickles?

>>530755202
>Team: Land
Oh hell yeah, I'll be there I hope
Not really my style but I don't mind twinning the outfits

>>530763636
kork can you draw actual art instead of vtumors please

my friend wants to commission a kinky lewd of my ceph, what should we do

>>530764994
Head down, ass up, looking smug, shaking ass

>>530764994
Whatever you do, give your ceph huge ink sacs.

>>530764994
commission kids_gamera

>>530767385
>>530767462
too tame. He wanted futa marina cumflating her but then I informed him of... the resident pedo having the same idea

>>530767734
>resident pedo

>>530767734
>futanigger
You should cut contact with him desu

>>530767734
... That's not what kinky means

sucker touching

>>530768074
I do porn for a living I don't participate in it, I am constantly needing to keep up at what my audience wants, I am not hip with the lingo my fellow "coomer"

>>530767884
the fishfucker

>>530767734
>>530768276
>some dude here comissioned art of his avatar getting impregnated by dickgirl marina and salmonid
this general is full of porn addicts
you people need to get help for this before it ruins your lives
it happened to my dad and it almost destroyed my parents marriage

>>530768531
nobody here is getting married

>>530768531
I've already come to terms with the fact I'll die alone

>>530768584
You freaks somehow managed to get into relationships.

>>530768531
>tfw 36 with zero IRL friends
It's kinda too late for me

>>530768250
you don't need to be hip or a coomer to know what kinky means

anyone wanna play some open before forced turf war

what happened to Fs project from a year ago

^ fantasy this is another reason why you should block kold this kid is a fucking obsessed schizo

Shut the fuck up ballin I'm not kold and I'm genuinely curious.

I saw a black squid with ynbaw as a name

>immediately namedrops ballin
>I'm not the one schizo the namedrops him constantly
this kid needs to go already fantasy block him already

>>530772805
I played with him and he idled when we started losing.

seek psychiatric help mentally ill faggot
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519607124/#q519679701

Does anyone have a certain drawing of an old /ink/ ceph on a star crying in space?

>>530773525
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/full_image/1743286958916017.png
Can you post a version that isn't blocked by every firewall I have? Just post the image.

>>530775637
the thread shows context plus the image within the image is too small

>kold is unironically schizobabbling to himself
Fantasy can you actually block kold this is genuinely 1000x worse than nono and nono didn't warrant a block

>>530768584
I'm divorced

>>530746297
frye's chest looks suspiciously like the artist drew her with significant cleavage and then they got told to remove it
however this is also true >>530747776

Every time I see ballin start posting
https://youtu.be/U0gzQ6dQhpk?si=vcrdgiGnRmSZoCTY

>>530773525
>this is the pb where kold copied Panic's torso twist and gets called out responding to the pb pic to point himself out and say "flexible veemo" and doesn't deny it
why would you expose yourself like this kold

>>530781789
>flexible
>flexlion
coincidence?

Fizzbangs are so funny because why did they add them, and why did they do it so late?

>>530777798
why did your marriage fail lol

>>530768807
Hello me

who salmn

>>530785472
in 5 min

>>530785570
>>530785472
I'll jump in too if it's not too late

>>530785570
>>530786248
reddy?

>>530786312
ye

>>530786312
Ye, not sure about the other guy

lol

perfect time to lag out
GGs m and c!
thanks for the fun

I wasn't the only one to dc? What a load of bullshit. Hope you guys got the king. My meter is full in case you guys didnt get it, need to wait the 10 minutes though, otherwise ggs!

>>530790867
>>530791084
GG's B, and C! Fun rounds

Oh god... I'm gonna sploon!

>>530773525
>report
>ignore
It is REALLY not that hard.

>>530773525
>kold calling others faggots
I don't think those Bluesky and Twitter artists he stalks to get free commissions are gonna like this behavior

A free commission isnt a permission it’s a request

>>530800440
apparently it is.

>>530733065
>>530746297
The whole "break up in water" thing is quite possibly the stupidest piece of lore any work of fiction has ever put forth since "females physically cannot be Space Marines". Like, that's just not how that works, and no amount of suspension of disbelief will ever convince me to roll with that. They're literally cephalopods, and yet they can't swim because their bodies break up in water? There's fiction and there's taking the fucking piss.

>>530754539
Aw! Why are they so perfect?

>>530762246
>Excuse me, she asked for no pickles!

>>530812539
females can't be space marines because of the brutal attrition rate to become one and also because the sisters of battle already exist, so no point in wasting capable females.

>>530768531
>this general is full of porn addicts
... It's Splatoon, bruh. Like half the appeal of this franchise is the hot cephalopods doing cute things. This is a gooner IP, and you're kind of insane to think otherwise.

Utsuho has a surprise for (You)!

>>530813296
why is marina so fat here

>>530814205
>japan only
t-thanks

I joined /ink gen/ pool. See everyone in X-Rank. I leave YEAH Fresh rate up. Don't play with anyone here. Leave to play Turf Wars.

fsh?

>>530814221
Marina is almost always drawn with fat udders. Yes, she is visibly bustier than most characters, but still.

>>530814984
i was about to ask for fsh or open, so shore

>>530814221
Marina is the only Splatoon girl who has canon gigantic breasts.

>>530815039
i read your mind actually
its up

>>530812539
Real life evolution has taken some bizarre routes. The physical logistics of a creature that is mostly a liquid but dissolves in sea water doesn't make any sense. But I really like it from a world building standpoint.
Like, Inkling and octoling culture relies heavily on sea life. Zapfish, salmon, almost everything depends on the ocean in some way. the other minor races like jellyfish probably help mitigate some of the risk.
funnily enough it doesn't make that much of a difference from real life, even though humans can swim, falling into the ocean unplanned is easily fatal.

>>530815017
>>530815142
I’m talking about her waist not her breasts
It’s fucking disgusting

>>530815142
Frye literally has the same size, secondary.

>detailed pelvic crest
How the fuck did they get away with this?

Whoever played in Salmon Run killed themselves repeatedly. Why do people do this in public lobbies

>>530816198
the character designers needed it for umm... 'reference' purposes

Has Splatoon 3 DLC ever gone on sale?

t. poorfag

ggs at least we got a gold pensive

ggs fisg
fuck those freelancers

>>530816970
Nope.

>>530816970
No, but the Amiibo stuff can be circumveted with a third party device

You see this pass by on the highway, wyd?

>>530830897
watch her crash from a safe distance

>>530830897
put up a cardboard cutout of frye

callie & kettle

>>530830897
I want to teach Shiver how to drive, in that car specifically

>>530836116
>>530836153
>>530836519
kek

shiver's raiders design is too good

>>530806590
Why are her tits so big?

>>530843638
least lolipilled /ink/er

>>530843638
genetics.

>>530843638
Because the person who drew her is dorumizu

>>530843638
built for rape

>>530843638
kold comisions him to do hyper art where his “beeb” has oversized breasts

>>530844434
holy newfaggot, how can you be this much of a tourist and a schizo over some faggot who plays here at the same time?

Who's winning it?
Land or Air? I think this one is gonna e real tight

>>530845191
Who cares?

>>530773525
>read archive
>see this
holy fuark block this porn-addicted faggot already

>>530845331
Who doesn't?

>>530845776
All those people that quit the game?

>>530845364

Can't wait for my favorite anon to seethe hard when "Big Meme" picks up his fifth win in a row

>>530844434
Harassing and stalking a artist for free art is not commission it's e-begging he deletes all the "free art raffle" retweets because he knows how pathetic it is he even e-begs from people that genuinely cannot draw for shit

Bananza is out. Raiders direct next week.

>>530846995
it's sad to see that you'd think someone like dorumizu is so pathetic to post something he doesn't want to post, whoever you are you're just emboldening kold and encouraging others to see that you're schizophrenic. if doru didn't want to draw it and was pressured into it then he wouldn't have posted it for everyone to see, if you want the kold hate to work you have to think about what you're saying before posting

you lost here, bigly

>/ink/ refuses to ignore mentally deranged posters once again thus enabling them to continue posting their schizophrenic fanfictions

>/ink/ schizo drama hours

kek as if you needed anymore proof kold is the schizo coomer spammer

>>530846503
Well did you quit the game yet?

>>530845191
sea is the most popular in japan

>>530848159
ignoring them has literally never made them go away
the only time they've gone away is when the website literally went down

i don't wanna go by land water or air
i wanna stay home!!!!!!

Just ignore ballin guys I'm sure he'll stop using flexlion and start focusing his attention on brostar instead

>>530856238
he probably does both
I'm jealous

>>530848159
/(kold|mormon|ballin|brostar|kek)/i

We ain't filtering shit lil bro

Guys please stop talking about the things I totally don't right click to unhide from my filter list I need /ink/ as my personal /e/ and /c/ dumping grounds.

What’s the Chad team this time?

>>530861879
slom team

this image needs updating.

>forced turf war
Shan't be playing.

How do we finally fix Splatfests in Splatoon 4?

I picked air for the funny 9/11 jokes but honestly gen alpha making these jokes comes off incredibly corny and unfunny.

>>530863361
Explain how a terroristic event that killed thousands was funny?

>>530863686
Idk family guy made a joke about it and I laughed

>>530863686
if it's not funny, then terrorists have won

>>530863686
7 eleven was a part time job

>>530863686
Because he/she is underaged, children think murdering people is funny as long as it suits their narrative

>>530852395
so mirror match hell full of bad western players holding it back? I see.
Well then I think land has an upper hand but idk maybe air will get shells somehow

>>530866071
>muh mirror matches
Who cares, turf war is still turf war.

>>530862898
make pro splat zones

okay which team is the least popular so I can join that one to avoid mirror matches

>>530866990
Big man. Everyone who plays splatoon is a yuri gooner

>>530865775
>everyone who disagrees with me is a child
found the child

>>530862898
>go back to 2 teams
>add a setting switch for "no mirror matches"
>bring back Shifty Station, unique one for every fest
>casual mode is turf, pro mode is ranked modes
there, I fixed splatfests

>>530866071
what?
sea isn't popular in the west, how are "bad western players" holding it back?

>>530866990
sea is the least popular team in the west

>>530868298
I assume popular means popular everywhere

just join large guy's team

>>530869029
no, sometimes teams are popular in one region but not another.
for example, bucket list was not popular in the west at all, but it was popular in japan.
it is the same case with this splatfest, and your matchmaking during splatfests will pretty much only be against other western players.

>>530862898
I wouldn't get your hopes up for the gamefreak of Nintendo fixing anything.

I can't wait to see what a disappointment Raiders turns out to be and the realization that were stuck with Splatoon 3 for at least three more years.

>>530862898
remove them

>>530869571
pity (You)

>>530869571
The gamefreak of nintendo is gamefreak you clinically retarded doomer

>>530870032
Gamefreak is making a game for snoy tho

>>530870032
gamefreak is second party you mongoloid

>>530870032
Nintendo doesn't own Gamefreak. That's why they're lazy and retarded. Just like the devs behind Splatoon.

>>530863686
It’s funny/edgy when you lived through it. If you’re so separated from it that you weren’t even alive then, it’s lame and boring. Thanks /ink/ you made me think twice about picking air. I just prefer that form of travel

>summerfest in 20 minutes
>dead thread
Wow all hope is lost isn’t it

>>530871670
Rotation is in an hour fifteen.

>>530871670
>shitposter doesn't even play the game
typical

>>530867331
There's no room for "disagreeing"
If you think murder, mass suffering or people generally dying is funny then you are either mentally retarded or underaged. Throw a tantrum as much as you like, you're only helping to prove my point

>concern trolling 9/11 jokes

>>530872312
>concern
Lol it was funny in 2007 when we joked about something we lived through. Now it’s just retards that weren’t even born yet

>>530871670
Splatfests don't improve the matchmaking. In fact, it's probably going to get even worse than it currently is so there's no real looking forward to it.

Mix in those 100x matches (which I always disconnect on) and what is there really to look forward to?

>>530871670
I don't post much here, but I will be lurking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_oFrxlYNMM

>>530873961
I miss Norm so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

Anyone wanna fsh a king before it’s Splatfest time?

>>530874230
Open up fren.

who else will listen to kpop while playing splatfest

>>530874230
>>530874596
SR 2/4.

>>530874230
hopefully he doesn't get lost on the way there

im gonna listen to eazy e this splatfest

>>530874697
if jpop is so good and kpop is even better, when are we getting lpop

>>530874697
Me. Inaugural song will be Shoot Out

>>530875032
WELL IIIII’M EAZY E I GOT WOOMIES GALORE YOU MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF WOOMIES BUT I GOT MUCH MORE

he was once a yeb from around the way

I miss that one woomy

Any team sea rooms going up?

>>530875037
>lpop
what
>>530875107
im listening to the new twice song

Inking my splatzones rn

Frye GODS wwa?

full of peetzer and ready to lob blobs

Hello "/ink/," I am Hisashi Nogami, the Director of the Splatoon franchise on the Nintendo Switch family of systems. I would love to connect more with the many Splatoon fans on the internet, especially during the exciting time during a splatfest, so I will host an Ask Me Anything (A.M.A.). Go ahead and ask me anything, and I will answer!

GGs. And now, to war!

Anyone hosting an air room?

Ah shit, here we go again

>Upgrade to switch 2
>Still have to wait 5 minutes for the splatfest to start
Thanks Nintendo

>>530879635
works on my switch 2

>still hasnt started
guess im fishing

>126 seconds to find a match
holy fucking dead game

>Sea wins the shells
Well that was obvious.

>>530879776
Your switch is broken

anyone for an air room? it's up

>>530755202
Can you reopen?
7 fucking minutes

>>530755202
2/4

>>530880382
>>530880291

>First match mirror
Hell yeah my Air brothers & sisters

crab denied

omg two whole days of fagfest I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!

>>530880291
Pardon, opening.

>>530880572
>Joey for Sea?
Oh child.

>>530755202
>>530880676
4/4

>>530880543
This isn't a good thing, it just essentially confirms that sea is the popular choice in japan but least popular in the west, and that'll screw things over for land and air.

>>530880581
eat my ass

>>530880709
I live next to the ocean, it's only natural

>>530880841
>Japan actually wants Frye to win for once

>>530880964
cool cool what are your coordinates

>>530881208
81.08 N, 1.08 W

>finally get splat 3 for salomn run
Is there ever any point going past profresional? All these players fucking suck

There is a very real chance that Big Man loses this splatfest and that'll mean he lost his seasonal streak on the last possible non-repeating seasonal splatfest

>>530881550
More points and high scale drops.

>password room with mic icon
what?

We meet again fair maiden.

>>530881854
Exactly what you think it means. Discordtrannies here are using the NSO app to talk.

>>530881550
All players suck up to EVP 400

>>530881648
What the fuck frye is trying to kill big man!

I fucking hate turf war

>>530882016
why not just use discord at that point

I hate people that use mics for Splatoon like fuck off you attention whore human garbage

>>530882016
How does this affect you personally?

>>530882408
aw is someone poopy diapered from being left out?

stop yelling every time you get splatted lil bro

>>530882326
>>530882408
you have to be trans to understand it
>teehee look at us using passwords
>heeheeehahaaaa we are so quirky using nso to talk
>i hope /ink/ notices :)
>check the thread they’re talking about us!!

>>530882548
How the fuck did you know

>>530882184
Just play like a zombie until you get your max rank and then quit.

Even in splatfests, the enemy team always has silver x-rankers.

>>530882408
>>530882549
meds now

Who the fuck even uses the pool anymore? Everyone has each other added by now.

>>530878027
what comes after j and k? l

>>530882961
You’re the one with the meds, Lilith

>>530883061
me i do i do i do

Land lovers room 2/4

>>530882036
How fucking grim man, this is depressing.
Literally had a group on that salmon tornado event, they all managed to walk into water to die until I was the last one alive.
How do you fuck up walking?

>>530882549

>>530883130
lol loser

>>530883061
not everyone added me + 2 inkers recently removed me

>>530883061
Half the pool doesn’t accept my friend requests because they’re too cool for school. They’re still in my “sent friend requests” section

>>530880676
>>530880815
np
I hate the build I made for this gear, but I don't want to get sniped...

>>530882549

what are you eating this splatfest?
here’s my list:
>lemon pepper boneless wings
>cheese fries
>dark chocolate oreos
>stawberry milkshake
>raspberry cake
>spicy ruffles

N

>>530883128
not even close

>>530884234
water too I forgot to add

>>530884234
I ate a 'za and some chips earlier. Currently feasting on the leftovers

>>530884234
lol fatass

anytime you see someone say "meds", it's kold he unironically takes schizo meds to "make him emotionless"

>got fucking Ink Mine User title
>still no Bloblobber User title

>>530884838
sorry, did you just say "I want to grind more, o daddy Nogami"?

I want to grind my nuts on nogami's face for designing such a shit method of acquiring weapon titles

>>530885332
you suck bro

>>530885548
yeah my fault I should have 1v4'd harder

gg team land

>>530885332
>playing when dogshit maps are in rotation
lol!

>>530885794
>dogshit maps
That's all of them.

>>530881873
Pure. Sex.

>>530884234
haribo happy cherries

>>530881873
love her!

I thought it would be funny to have "sea king" as my title but then I remembered treehouse is run by jewish brainwashing victims.

>>530880676
Changing build...

man i miss s2

I get hit with 1 hammer and its all over and the team's running into blasters all game

>>530884234
You guys are too fancy I just got 4 soft tacos from Taco Bell. And a cheese rollup for my dogs to split

>>530886205
...a statement uttered by no one sane

>>530880676
Ready

>>530885721
GGs
>>530886198
>>530886586
Opening now.
And we just won a 10x...

>>530884234
Whataburger and weed

>>530886674
3/4
Land Fast Ruler room, already at Champion essentially, approaching Ruler.

when will they nerf gold aerospray

>>530887128
They need to buff it's damage, you instantly die to everything.

>>530884234
>all these land lubbers in the pool
whats going on here

>>530887128
Just hunt it down bro. What's it gonna do, fight back?

putting /ink/ers on a strict diet and exercise regimen

>>530887709
had a match where some aerospray faggot refused to fight and instantly ran away at any conflict. they had 7 booyah bombs at the end screen

what if they buffed the netcode for 4

>>530887128
gold aero is shit, because even after booyah's buff aero still paints more than booyah would in the same time
mg is better for turf because it also gets to reposition deep into enemy territory and be surrounded by ink to claim for maximum painting efficiency

lagging fucking vc clan niggers

booyah bomb buff is the craziest shit they've ever done. who saw booyah bomb and said "hmm we need to make this safer?"
asylum, lock them up.

good night /ink/

This is a good tw weapon.

Splatoon 4 with Gamechat integration

>>530888510

yelling nigger on nintendos gamechat

>>530888321
safer is barely a problem, it's supposed to be hard to challenge to force a disengagement from both parties
faster is a much bigger problem because goku-ing opportunities was its one big weakness that compensated for its excessive utility, now it just has no downsides whatsoever

>>530887915
Didn't try hard enough to kill it, if it's retreating into their own turf then it's not painting your ink and thus farming special.

>>530887272
>>530887709
>>530888067
you're pretending it's bad in turfwar so less people will use it

we can see through you

>eight
>EIGHT shots into nigger's face
>doesn't fucking die
>kills me without looking
Can't fucking take this bros

>mirror match
>on land

huh

>>530889530
I'm actually shit at this game.

ok i'll drive the warthog your yebby will get the turret

fuck this shit

>>530889689
Bad news for drivers everywhere

Are we done SS?

>>530891593
where is her splatfest shirt >:(

>>530886674
>>530891459
Hello? GGs?

>>530889530
I'd just play Neo Splash or the new Reeflux if I wanted to be turbocancer.

>>530891459
For now yeah, I'm swamped.
GGs (Y), O, and A. I'll probably open a room tomorrow.

>teammate tried to kill an opponent by crushing him with swig
Splatfest really does bring out the biggest idiots in this game.

>>530893093
what's swig?

>>530893175
get out

Hi p.

>>530893472
GG A

>>530893175
Big swig roller

>mirror matches on Sea
it's over

>>530893778
awww boohoo you have to play turfwar but without the .000001% contribution

>>530893778
i've gotten mirror matches on land as well

>>530894109
and without 10x / 100x / 333x
retard

forced wins are real?

Huh entering and exiting lobby does not reposition recent players in the plaza now? Stupid...
>>530893065
All right, GGs then! and sorry for the bad ones...
>>530885721
GGs!

>>530894297
THAT is the .000001%

>>530894839
me on the bottom

>two silver x-ranks and a gold x-ranker on the enemy team
>in pro

roflmao man

roflmao i wonder why this game is dying

>>530895123
They probably don't ever touch turf so their turf MMR is low. Doesn't make sense but hey, nobody plays turf unless you're new or one of those autistic people who care about flags.

>finally get 10x
>wrecking enemy team the whole game
>3/4 of us die in the last 30 seconds
>lose
genuinely the worst game mode

>>530895304
well in a cruel twist of fate i finally found two silver x-rankers

on the enemy team in a mirror match

who is the marx of /ink/

>>530895783
(You)

i'm the waddle dee of ink

>>530895932
I'LL KICK THAT WOOMY TO THE CURB

Has anybody made a comprehensive list of all the /ink/ers, both active and gone?
It'd be useful for uh, reasons.

>>530889530
no, it's genuinely the worst option in the archetype and has 100% straight upgrades, ranging from its own vastly superior second kit, to universal top tiers like splash that don't get any worse in tw, to a new breed of superior turfing weapons like flux. there is no reason to ever use gold aero. it does nothing well. it's not even fun.

i was in the v thread to look at their woomies but they barely got any

>100x
>two aeros and roller on my team
>hydra, squelchies and 2 splattershots on enemy team
So nogami is just shamelessly rigging fests now, huh

>>530896342
No, but you can get a good idea from checking the Undecided list on nso.

both of them with shit k:d too
Peak FLAR right there

>>530896342
a while back there was an anon who kept a physical record of every /ink/er they ran into

>>530896865
Undeniable proof that Splatoon 3 sucks.

>>530896342
kys schizo

again, it's the only game mode where you can do exceptionally well and still lose because of how tiny the maps are; so much ground can be covered in the last 15 seconds

>>530897709
this is not a 3 exclusive issue.

>>530896793
>he actually plays x100 matches

lmao

Top 10 anime crossovers

>up to an 8 loss streak now
okay yeah, sea is losing this fest and ngmi is rigging it

>>530898410
@broy look its your fav sonic character

>>530893065
>>530894903
>>530885721
GGs guys.

>10 seconds into a match
>booyah bomb goes off

>>530900716
You're welcome

>>530901128
begone, animepedo

>>530901219
Anime image board, cry moar election tourist.

>>530901128
>>>/alter/

>splatfest tourist calling anyone a tourist

which one of you chucklefucks keeps spamming me with freshes

>>530901219
moid calling the kettle black while he masturbates to 14 year old inklings

>ramen
finally some good maps

>>530901646
Fresh!

>>530901773
You single?

>>530901773
YWNBAW

>>530901974

>>530902072
idiot

tell me what team to join between air and land
I cant choose boat because I've never been on a boat
I was in a car accident before
I only travelled in economy on westjet

>>530902178
You single?

>>530902201
I don't know what that spoiler is.

>>530902201
Sea has godawful players but no mirror matches

I think I'd rather be stuck at the DFW airport for 17 hours again than get another fucking air mirror
ts pmo

I would rather have a woomy wife than play this splatfest.

>>530901510
>he takes pride on seething about this game 24/7

Nice win cday

It's official Frye has this in the bag

>>530904467
considering I'm at 20 wins / 30 losses for the first time ever
no

>>530905067
I have 6 x10 losses to nullify that.

Welcome to McWoomald’s
>the depressed weyyo says
How may I help you today

>>530907856
bend over the counter, i'm using ranch packets and ketchup as lube

>>530907856
Fuck that I'm going to Woomer King

>>530908668
EXCUSE ME I’M PART WEST INKADIAN I CAN SQUIGGER ANY TIME I WANT

Does anyone else see flickering lines on player banners during the victory/defeat screen? It’s easier to see on solid colors, I can’t get a good clip of it

>niggami officially encouraging cliques

>>530909689
now you spread your asshole for /ink/ to see!

>>530909689
I have used this for MKW, it's ass. Just use discord ffs

>>530910427
That's not how Nintendo wants for us to communicate.

>>530910552
>discord
:|
>discord, japan
:O

>>530911140
Miiverse was forum nintendo and it was amazing.

Why is turf war so unfun?
Honestly why is the game under level 30 unfun? Getting the game late sucks ass, I'm just worthless and all I have are mid weapons.

After six hours I reached king rank. I hate turf war so much.

>>530911140
Every time I open shitcord I’m begged to give them money for nitro or shitty animated avatars, and 5-10 minutes later it freezes. Really hope discord gets hacked and it implodes as everyone’s messages get leaked. Awful fucking software.

>>530912098
It's insane that customization before 2010 was free and you could do literally anything. Now you have to pay for it and it's limited.

>Get thrown into FLAR mode.
>Switch to golden aero for giggles.
>Now getting wins.
Is it... Because I took the retard role?

Holy fuck every Splatfest is awful but this one somehow takes it to a whole new level.
>576/999
I want to fucking die.

>>530911638
>>530911715
>>530913747
Use neo splash. It’s the best painting weapon easily.

No amount of snails if worth dealing with this fucking shit.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thank you, Shiver-sama. No more tears.

Hey /vg/ins, is anyone willing to let me join their Nintendo Online family plan? I’d pay of course. I hate how Nintendo decided to add more content for Switch 2 players to justify buying a Switch 2. I also don’t know how long this content is gonna last, unless this is all we get.

I can barely see the dances of deep cut while in the city because they're so high up. Am I missing something, how can I best observe their dances?

>>530917731
>more content for switch 2 players
What do you mean?

Good Squid, M.A.A.D City

>>530917731
I have one but it's just the basic plan. Not sure how I'd add you.

>>530917842
I worded that weirdly. It seems to me the reason Nintendo held back on releasing third kits was so that they’d release it around the time of the Switch 2’s release, giving them incentive to buy another round of Nintendo Online. I unfortunately thought they were done and haven’t felt the need to play since I was underwhelmed by the last few seasons. Now I’m just getting FOMO. >>530918387
You can’t add me if you have an individual plan. Unless you mean to say you have the family plan without the expansion.

>>530917806
The second floor over near the Tableturf area, just go up the first ramp and view from the railing

>>530883061
I still have to for a few people. It’s not really up to me to send a friend request after we play.

>>530917731
I would if it didn't inevitably mean doxxing myself

>>530918904
>>530917731
I don't like how you post as if you don't belong here and are just looking for a free ride for internet access for your switch, as someone who hosts a family plan for a few anons here I wouldn't add you because you're grifting

ded

did

>>530918904
I have a family plan without the expansion

>>530924536
The can’t help but laugh loser

>>530921241
thank you

>>530929871
>this + Ika Jamaica in the background
peak soul

>>530901773
they're 17 this year.

Anon above is fat

>>530933535
n-no

Anon below is phat

>>530934043

>>530922758
t. made it up

BAN ALL FATFAGS
NO FATTIES ALLOWED EVER

>>530935915

>>530936110
god i LOVE fat babes, so many curves
would love to eat them all up

>>530934305
>>530936110
>>530936637
you I like

>even during splatfest hours the thread is almost completely dead
grim

>>530939815
Can't post, have to play

>>530891593
Beret woomies good, late GGs btw.

>>530939815
that just means casual filth has left

>>530937214
i like u too anon :) thank u for also enjoying fat babes

haha yes i love losing one game after another :)

Would someone here like to play? Air here.
Just reply to me and I will make an oben.
(will be password locked for dissuading as many tourist shitters as possible).

>>530913757
So it's not just me? Usually I'm used to getting timmies and shitters in turf, but the matchmaking feels particularly shit this time. Probably the longest it has ever taken me to get to max rank.

Why do these shitters STILL think that aerogay is a good weapon
i really don't need 2 of those in my team every match

>>530944757
Colorz is fun.

>>530944757
too bad

>>530944757
aero isn't good, but you can make both mg and not-pg work
rg is irredeemable

>>530812539
>the people getting triggered over water soluble cephs are literal trannies
lmao

>>530944757
Prime Directive: The most ink on the ground in your color wins
Aerospray is that kind of weapon to get that specific directive done

>>530944757
It needs a damage boost so you kill in 3 hits.

>>530945796
If you're a fucking retard and believe your enemy will just let you do it then sure. What's your pro power, 1800 or something?

>>530945796
counterpoint: you can't ink very much when you're being murdered by the enemy team because your weapon has negative offensive ability

The "put out more ink than enemy team" you're describing really only worked in splat 2 when it had curling launcher and you could use that to just slide around the map and avoid combat

>>530944757
>>530946128
It's fine to admit you're bad at turf war
Compies will actually respect you more

>>530946404
Post.
Power.

>>530946004
>it needs to be a strictly superior sploosh
fuck no

>>530946128
>>530946162
So why can’t you be the cold blooded killer?

>>530947931
>rangelet
>damagelet
that's why

>>530947931
I am not the one complaining about aerogays. Pick up any good weapon and hunt them down. People lose because they pick dogshit weapons or play like pussies.

match ended because a player with 520p left the match

>>530945796
aerospray kinda sucks in turf because it struggles to challenge other weapons, everyone is spread out so it can't rely on numbers advantage or ongoing kerfuffle, and big slow weapons that it actually does decently against in 1v1s are nearly non-existent in tw
turf needs something that can flip you a bird and forcibly appropriate your shit in the last 20 seconds, something with breakthrough potential, not something that just keeps doing picrelated for most of the match and deflates in those last 20 seconds
meanwhile, aero really wants an objective that other players congregate around to function, so it's at its best in turf-heavy ranked modes- rm and cb

This is genuinely the worst matchmaking I've seen in a long-ass time. I'm down to 15win / 35loss.

>>530949748
You chose the wrong team then.

>>530949748
>he picked air

>finally get a win after 6 losses
>mirror match
I'll take it, I guess

>3 matches cancelled because of dcs in a row
alright i guess ill do something else

>>530949748
>>530950808
>>530950847
You're mad about turf war because.......?

>>530950927
stop pretending to be autistic.

>>530950927
I'm forced to play it.

>>530950927
because having a 25% win rate isn't fun

especially when you keep getting stuck with these niggertards on your team

>crying aboutoss streaks
Maybe you nooblets need to use gold aerospray
Stop using trash non inking weapons

>>530951591
>still hasn't posted his pro power
opinion invalidated

I'm starting to notice a pattern with wins/losses
whenever I lose, my team never really passes the middle of the map ever
whenever I win, my team always passes the middle of the map early on and the enemy team never passes the middle of the map

>>530952389
haha gato

Did you know that squids die after mating?

>>530952582
this is why chess is verbotten

>>530952582
How did Craig

>>530952389
It's almost like you're supposed to spawncamp to win in this game.

It's too hot to play video games...

>>530953342
You need a Dyson fan

okay that makes up for all the FLAR

>>530954625
Good work Joeys Angels

>>530894903
>Huh entering and exiting lobby does not reposition recent players in the plaza now? Stupid...
It does for me, just tested it now.

Now that I'm done with the splatfest I can now enjoy the best part of splatfests.

>>530956069
has

PB 0/10

Odds PB evens nap.

>>530957183
So is it your post number or our reply post number?

Never played a Splatoon game before until this week with 3

There are some extremely sweaty people playing this. Shit game really.

>>530957558
>I suck at the game so it's bad

>>530957483
Yes.

>two burst bombs somehow killed me from full health
?????
when did they buff these to do 50 damage?

That was a dirty triple on MakoMart, nice one SH.

>>530959309
direct hits do 60.

>>530959309
Directs have always done 60 bro.

>>530959309
Tourist...

>starz dynamo

long time no see, G

*long time no see, Groomer

>>530960089
why didn't we get zipcaster dynamo
does ngmi hate fun

*long time no see, G

>>530960260
Hello

>kold posting in the thread midgame bc whoever g is blocked him on discord
kek

I don't give a fuck about your discord drama, fuck off and die.

You don’t have drama in real life, where else are you suppose to go for drama?

>>530961662
reddit.com/r/youtubedrama

Drama? Drama woomy. *posts woomy*

>>530960260
>>530960596
>>530960816
>>530961096
Oh for fucks sake! It’s Gurkan!

>pro +3
>still can't kill a single king salmanoid
This is getting annoying.

>>530961720
I think your woomy is BAD!

>Ballin joins PB
>schizoposting begins
Funny coincidence, surely.

>>530962335
It's not going to get any better. The shitters don't fuck off until around EVP 400.

>>530962351
thats unheard of

>>530962261
>phone filename
>namedropping yourself
didn't u get kicked from the discord for being a schizo like kold kek

>>530963247
What rank is EVP?

>nozzlenose
LOL

>>530964041
Nozzle is fun.

>f still has garbage internet

This fucking game.....

ballin and brostar are cheating by the way

>>530968424
we all know

100+ weapons in this game and you people use the worst ones

can you put me on spectate its k

falseflag ignore

>Ballin turning on cheats midway

>Wahoo twice
Why?

bgs fuck you all

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2t183im2h6c04bc7.flac

GGs PB, thanks for hosting

>>530959312
thanks

ggs pb!

GGs pb

ggs I hate this game

>>530970952
GGs! Thank you for hosting.

Where’s the dancing cephs?

fuccckkkk i keep losing

>>530970952
GGs!

>everyone chose air

My greatest wish is a world without yebweyys.

>>530971198
Club

>#1 Enemy Splatter
>#1 Overall Splatter
I had four kills and three deaths.

>Enemy team
>13 kills and zero deaths
Cool and good!

GGs PB.

>>530972201
i didn't even know you could get up there.

>>530972201
>land
lol

>>530972398
you cant they dragged him up there

>>530972398
I didn't either, I just happen to notice the path while trying to get a shot of everyone and was curious.

>>530972748
>him

>>530972546
What are you on right now? Land.

>>530972831
they put him in drag too

i won a 1x and 10x for land, zero games lost my job here is done
i'll take my 5 sea snails

>>530972201
>>530972831
>>530973034
draw me teehee

>>530973276
>was on a winning streak to start with
>stupidly kept playing
>now am done for the day at 17-23
I'm sorry, landbros...

>>530973753
its okay you can have 7 of my wins

I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown every time I go on a losing streak.

sex with anon's woomy

>>530974092
So this is your first?

>>530975221
Since the rock papper scissors fest :(

They didn’t give the Tri-Color to Urchin Underpass did they?

good afternoon /ink/

>splatoon 4 has tricolors as an official mode
wyd?

>>530981909
I'm still waiting for them to add tricolor to pbs.

anyone in air wanna open?

>>530981909
they should just use unique stages for each mode at this point

>>530982334
Name? I can play for a while.

who wants to fsh. i kinda dont care about splatfest sorry

>>530981909
go to nintendo hq and slap ngmi personally
last thing we need is even more playerbase separation
consolidate back into turf, ranked and absolutely nothing else (maybe salmon), cut the wack-ass alternate modes out entirely

>>530982656
?
room's up

team air niggas when their plane's engine malfunctions (suddenly they want land)

>>530982735
>i hate options

team land niggas when they need to breathe (suddenly they want air)

air room 2/4

>>530983259
did you write that all by yourself or did the air in your head help you

>>530983678
i bet you thought this post landed

>>530984006
maybe you should come down and touch some grass

>>530983149
one big good option > many small shitty options
playerbase separation makes all options shittier because less people result in worse matchmaking, including but not limited to "not enough players, please try again later"

>>530955581
>thong panty line
nice

>>530987219
squidtalk is a treasure tho

Big Man is so lucky

woomy of theft

i'm scared

GGs ?

GGs P

do you think deep cut ever explored each other's bodies

>>530990015
Manta Rays have two penises.

get that shit outta my face

>>530990758
I miss when swords could do this

where are the land lovers rooms

It seems that the only purpose of mirror matches is to kick my teeth in after a winstreak.

and the flar continues

>>530991724
for me, mirror matches have only existed to break losing streaks before I go right back to losing some more in real matches

>>530991747
The only constant is you

>>530991850
Makes sense that it works both ways.
Hopefully they'll do away with SBMM next time around since Past won.

>>530992435
Is this official art?

>>530988354
>troon eye color

>>530992534
no, shiver's boobs are too big to be official.

>>530992596
obsessed

>>530992596

>>530992939
>>530993070

>>530992534
I wish it was, it's been a month since the announcement and nothing's been said about the game since.

>>530993297
point proven

>>530989912
why is this artist's marie the most sexo depiction of all time

>>530994421
permanent bedroom eyes and perfect amount of chub

save me goblina

>>530996337

Any team sea wanna tricolor when it starts?

>>530996337

twoomy

>>530997039
I'm going to sleep soon, maybe tomorrow.

>>530997126
wow it's the two worst hairstyles in the game combined

>>530997126
what if one head picks a different team from the other?

fss?

>>530997094
>Shiver gets to fuck that
Damn.

>>530997852
i dont want any fucking fiss i want my 100x

>>530998595
tch.... fine.... no fish.

Just won 5 straight for team SEA

>>530922758
>>530917731
>I’d pay of course
Please stop consuming short form content and learn how to read. Fuck you and your plan.

>>530924496
Would you be open to adding me? To emphasize this point, YES I am willing to pay my portion for online (despite what that other anon says). If yes, where can I send you a private message?

>>530998542
lesbian sex must be hella boring this is why futa x female is based

>>531001405
What is your name?

>>531001669
Hugh Mungus

>>531001669
You mean my Nintendo ID? do you not have discord or something where I can message you privately?

Always pick the team zipperheads choose.

>>531002010
I thought it was what Joey picked.

>>531001820>>531001669

If you both have a switch 2 you could game chat and share info that way.

>>531002010
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT TURF WAR IT;S JUST THREE EXTRA SNAILS

>>531002270
I just have a regular switch

Is there any way to get levels fast in this game?
I'm sick of these bad weapons.

it's looking good SEAbros

Team sea is winning cause I haven't gotten on yet.

>>531001820
Whatever name you pick for playing, or whatever discord name you go by. I'm not posting mine.

Sea is objectively the best answer.

>>530942848
You removed me from your fl

>>531004020
this

>>531004093
Where woomy wief?

>>531003318
I cannot believe Japan actually wants Frye to win.

>>531004159
woomy waif ded :(

>>531002901
Are you using an exp ticket?

>>531003673
hazefaze117

>>531005019
I sent a request

>>531004808
No I forgot those were a thing.
Is there any easy way to get them? I assume doing the campaign and I got one randomly from some sticker vendor.

How do you force yourself to play a weapon you hate for a couple days to prove a point that it's a broken un fair weapon

>>531005608
That's easy, don't.

>>531005608
You don't?

>>531005536
Salmon run and the gacha machine in the lobby.

>>531005608
>make alt account
>start brand new, only use that weapon, see how long it takes to get to x
it took me two days to get to x using the 52 for example

>>531005819
Fuggin rip, went through 99 capsules this morning and got nothing, just cash

>>531005958
Anon is wrong, salmon doesn't give you exp tickets, only the shellout machine does.

>>531004164
Japan changed their opinion of Utsu after the Raiders reveal.

>>531003318
Split 50/50 just like our elections

I’m just gonna start putting freckles on /ink/er cephs I feel would have them

>>531007980
Mine would.

>>531008152
same

>>531007980
I would've done it if it wasn't cut from the game.

>>531007980
Stay away from my ceph nigger

anyone wanna fish?

>>531009745
Yeah

>>531009843
open

>>531009745
I'll sa um.

2/4

>>531010590
get ready

f where is the pb pic why do you take so fucking long

haven't played in a while
subhuman trash teammates don't do shit
lose every game because I died one time with a minute left
what else is fucking new

>>531011098
You’re not getting free art.

>>531011098
He still has that project he's been working on.

>>531011390
meds

>halftime results
great, now i have to boot up the alt account and begin throwing on team sea for the rest of the shitfest, the bitch cannot win.

>>531011805
bro paid $20 to not play

yup this game sure is miserable fucking garbage still
great
if only nogami knew what real matchmaking was so I wasn't matched up with literal cavemen, except worse, because at least a caveman would pick a weapon that would get some fucking kills

>>530993070
Are you trying to make that hat based?

Name a game with good matchmaking.

>>531012570
fucking halo 2 circa 2004 you fucking shit

>>531011805
Based

Team Land(fill) is irredeemable garbage and I regret picking it

>>531012570
Fortnite

>>531012570
Chess

GGs M
Very nice boros save

>>531016192
GG's C!
And GG's SS!

Oh yeah, >>531010590 GGs SS!

>>531012570
Splatoon 3

Guys please lock in my girlfriend said that if Team Sea wins she'll suck my breasts

>>531017040
dyke

This yussy be yankin

Is there a "point" to levelling up once you've unlocked every weapon?

>shit matchmaking all fest, endless losses
>"hm maybe tri-color will be better"
>still shit matchmaking and loss after loss after loss
They fucked the matchmaking with the switch 2 update didn't they

GGs again.
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>>531018923
So what happened to that project you were working on before grand festival?

>>531018863
turf war has always been a meme mode, but matchmaking in other modes has been bad lately yeah.

>>531018923
sex with all these woomies

>>531019020
ETA: Eventually.

>>531019059
It has never been this bad before. I'm at almost 15win/35loss because of how fucking much I keep losing.

woomies deserve a better game than this, man...

>>531018923
2 of those players should be blocked tb h

>come back after months
>brostar still doing network exploits
>ballin using jp name and aim assist
>others piggybacking off them
You guys suck

>>531020269
don't forget about ballin still schizoposting about kold.

>>531008954
I’m gonna go for your ceph faggot

>>531020269
I remember some retard was crying about how /v/ canceled the ink vs v thing because of ballin win trading and boosting brostars account. How can you not understand that a group of people don't want to play against cheaters even in a "friendly " setting.

>>531021101
tbdesu our TO is a retard
both of them offered to drop out to make /v/ happy and he stayed stubborn, getting the whole thing canceled

>>531020723
I genuinely hope any accounts they have get everything blocked and revoked. Everything about them disgusts me and others here keep them around for cheap wins.
Scum

>>531021226
Why was the organiser anonymous?

>>531021226
I agree but still doesn't change the fact I saw 2 or 3 inkers sucking both their dick over /v/s choice

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