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>>530707108>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Mejiro Ryan (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpLegend Race w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer) currently underway
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing
>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Mihono Bourbon (3*), Twin Turbo (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
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>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
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>no punchline
>she just asks you out
somebody stop her!!
BOY I SURE WOULD LOVE A 5TH PVP GIFT GAME
If you roll on Biwah youre a fucking moron
how shit is Biwa?
like is she just meh or a full on meme pull. because i quite like the design.
>Easily beat Spe in the first legend race
>She completely rapes several days in a row
Does it get harder the more you win or something?
WHERE IS MY FREE DAILY ROLL CYNIGGER!?!?!?!!!
>>530722613that's a grown ass woman what the fuck is she doing at a high school?
>>530722696Oh is that gone for everyone?
Thought it was because I was holding onto a ticket that I couldn't do a daily roll
>Asking to kiss me and then getting mad
horses for this context?
>>530722616I know what you are
>>530722437 (OP)ngl this tiny tomboy is pretty sexo
>>530722767erm... theyre minors?? hopefully none??
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8MY1gN/results
We got another 35+ votes but the standings remain as:
1. TM Opera O
2. Mayano Top Gun
3. Oguri Cap
18 hours and 43 minutes remain.
Will report back later, goodnight umamaniacs.
>>530722708Racing and driving a sportscar
I want to marry my little sister
Anyone got a whale with a high bond super creek I can leech off of?
>>530722696>>530722758now we pray for an "oops our bad" in the mail with free 500 carrots.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>Only now realized that you turn dupe cards into the horseshoes instead of just uncapping random Rs
maybe my account is bricked after all
>King Halo has you make HER tea for Valentines day
>gives the trainer nothing
fuck this jobber
>>530722928Didn't we just get 50 carats for the last fuckup?
>>530721552Please respond
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is there any reason to use a guts support card
If you used Kitasan Black you didn't beat the campaign
If you used >6 stat spark legacy uma you didn't beat the campaign
If you used Uncapped support you didn't beat the campaign
If you used SSR support you didn't beat the campaign
>>530722656Not good not bad, better than Bourbon but not by much, still on the harder side as campaigns are concerned but if you're regulary clearing careers you should be perfectly fine.
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Which is better for my Haru? I'm assuming Mihono, right?
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
Which uma is for me if my favourite genre is NTR?
>>530722616her family wife manga chapters are ULTRA cute!
>>530722978>fuck this jobbermaybe if you did that she would actually give you something nerd
>>530722928>>530722996They're going to pretend nothing happened.
>>530723074buddy you're not gonna believe this
>>530722978>mile>mile>medium>long>medium>sprint>sprint>sprint>LONG AGAIN OUT OF NOWHEREEasily my least favorite career to play bitch can't make up her mind
>>530722879The overlord rules supreme
>>530722865>>530722872erm sweaty I'm the one getting proposition by the horse
are the casual fits for the uma ever unlockable as a main outfit? they are all so cute but it hurts me to be able to see them only for like 20 seconds once in a while.
>>530720606This is like the equivalent of a Girls und Panzer gacha to me. Some weird idea based on history (in this case horseracing) that made me care about a subject that I never would've thought I'd be interested on.
>>530723054what is her problem?
>>530723285>>530723195KINGS among man! Is that the owner, trainer or something by the way?
>>530722656If you like her, she's great.
If you don't care for her, she's shit.
The thing about this game in comparison to most other gachas is that the umas are sort of evergreen. You can always justify training up a horse you like if only for legacies.
SO FREAKIN' CLOSE! Almost got that title which requires getting 10 plushies!
>>530723074narita top road
>>530722696might come back when the banners switch in a few hours
So do we pull for Biwa, pull for the new support or wait?
>>530722967More like youโre about to start bricking your account since your PvP score bonus is tied to your total Support Card levels.
>>530723325backround character that (you) make feel like a heroine
so you better take responsibility
>support card has events that take energy away
>>530723419>get 5 stuck together>whole thing falls apartfuck my chungus life
>>530723449"We" think for yourself.
>>530722898How's this version of her anyway? Because I find it incredibly cute
Bros how the fuck do i do Golshit's career... bitch has like 3 long races...
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turns out I like the game, should I reroll for meta SSRs or special week is worth clinging to
>Saudi Arabia Royal Cup
>It's in Japan
>Copa Republica Argentina
>It's in Japan
>New Zealand Trophy
>It's in Japan
EXPLAIN THIS
How can I improve my pvp score? Do I just need to stack a shit ton of skills?
>>530723325will never have a child because it'd make a family of 3
Sharing my bourbon from earlier that I was happy with. Iโm never letting her go.
Also, friendly reminder to swap bourbon to late for her sudden 3200m senior race. I donโt understand it either, thank me later.
ARE YOU READY FOR OL MOMMY?
Gents and Ladies, do I have enough time to get enough gemeralds for this games version of Belial/Bubz (Kitasan Blacked)? I heard if I don't roll her I'd be bricked, I'm thinking of switching from Limbus to this game
>>530723605they don't want you to know this, but the whole world is Japan
982934603950
Looking for club and/or peeps
>>530723590You should have more power than speed and also lots of stamina
>>530723325She just needs to be impregnated it's not rocket science
Should I get the monthly pass now or wait until kita if I get it or not?
Already have super creek card and MLB special week event card
>>530723605race-ists: =|
race-ists in JAPAN: =D
>>530723473wut? are you for real?
>>530723532The ones that give stats are pretty ok. The ones that give out useless hints are not.
does potential level do anything besides unlock those skills?
>>530723605Go race on Santa Anita Park then nigga
>>530723807I'm waiting to dump my carats on Kita before making a single purchase, but you do you.
>>530722616I want to play with Neicha but I have no idea how you play as Late. I guess 2 stam (since her career is full of Longs) 2 power and 2 speed?
Do you think "studs" exist in the Uma world?
>>530723713Staying up to dump 11k on her immediately so I hope so
>>530722928>>530723170It's not a fuckup; the daily rolls were part of the release celebration part 1 event and were always going to end. Same with how it switched from trainee rolls to support rolls halfway through. It's been in the news for weeks.
https://umamusume.com/news/121/
>>530723576I'm not a JP player so I have no idea. But I will roll for it because it's adorable
https://youtube.com/shorts/91ezgbnGPLc?si=Stjjk83aXJTMjibq
>>530723916Yea the Trainer(me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AG9cTZnVY
did everyone also cum hard after opening JP for the first time and this op started playing
>no homestretch
>no speed star
sigh...
>>530723914the way you play on late is moving it to pace after the first loss
>>530723914I just made her a pace chaser and won everything
>>530723590Long ura winner right here, was also an end runner too
suzuka bros... it's not fair, he was destined to be the best race horse of all time and it was all ripped away from him in a cruel twist of fate
>>530723325Low self-esteem making her clingy towards (You) since you validated her and turned her from jobber into a star
>>530723916What do you think Trainer college is for?
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>>530723598PLS RESPOND!!!
>>530724068was there a reason you didn't level that one card
>>530724063What stats/skills did you end up giving her? I'm not progressing her career at all past 6
>>530723605Those are all real graded races in Japan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudi_Arabia_Royal_Cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Republica_Argentina
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Trophy
YJK
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Bros I thought "white women ____ dogs" was just a meme...
>>530723817Yes on the support level up screen there should be something about it and itโll give you a breakdown.
>>530724176NTA but if you're going to reroll do it for kitasan banner
>>530724176Don't reroll nigga
Guys, I've got some big news about Tazuna and the director.
Somebody's knocking on my door though, I'll tell you in a second.
>14th place
>use clock
>first place
late surger is a meme unironically
>>530724229That's not a woman
That's not a white
>>530724068>Pace AI see what you did there you dirty cheater
>>530724176maxed special week
>>530724229White women fucking dogs is as much a meme as white men fucking horses
>>530723757>>530724068>just throw random stats spreads to winNice running style late/end cucks
>>530722879https://youtu.be/6wQlhou9CUQ?list=RD6wQlhou9CUQ
>>530723069>Spe at 7thThat had nothing to do with your Vodka; the generic Umas boxed her in.
>>530724391>me when my front runner has a late start
>>530723903I was thinking the same thing but I only have like 21k carats so I'm scared kek
>>530724215The guy made a bunch of these and they're all good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOapsZppgxI
Chollima on the wing was already a great uma race song.
>>530723576Meta for 3000m Kyoto races, otherwise just okay.
I finally beat Mayano's career without a single clock.
spending all my carats on rolling for umas so I can unlock the pretty 3 star outfits
>>530724387You there? Hello?
>>530723914>>530724202long has mandatory 2 stamina cards
550+ stamina with decent stamina skills, MINIMUM
>>530724190The hishiama card? Got both copies on the daily free rolls and I'm saving my shit up till after rolling on kitasan next week. So it's only getting leveled naturally through usage right now
>>530724627Raisu needs a hug
>>530724464>lide into the dager zonecute!
>>530724493>he didn't have Focus as FrontYou got what you deserved
>>530724176Save 30k carats for Kitasan, if you don't have 2LB your life is OVER (jk)
>>530724419the first one is beating the second one in PVP every time
So if a Uma takes a liking to you and wants you, is it a federal crime if you turn them down?
>>530724176Keep your mlb special week
>>530723598>>530724176You wait 6 days and reroll for Kitasan
You have enough time to finish a full spark on Kitasan's banner, which you should do unless you ASSEMBLE ALL FIVE OF THE NEEDED CARDS before that time.
>>530724627why is she on the casting couch
Why does Top Cun keep hitting on me?
>>5307229972 stamina 4 speed, run her like a pace chaser
>>5307247392lb isent even right retard. The online options are one copy or mlb3
Sisters, do we have a site/spreadsheet with minimum stats for each G1?
>>530724801Train your wits and think about it
>>530724665I thought it was for some insane reason like not having appearance rate on the correct training type maxed cause it's not a speed card
>>530724704She doesn't even know who the dad is
Pulled a second SSR Air Shakur dupe.
I was retarded and used my first dupe to uncap, is it worth getting her any higher or should I just turn her into tickets?
>>530724846the sisters are on twitter...
Hi, tourist here, just watched the movie.
Can someone explain what this means?
how come some people have like long ass list of inspiration skills?
meanwhile my best horse only got like 4 skills?
>>530724409Got that through parents but didn't use it at all. Funny thing is I went temporarily blind at one point and chose the wrong savvy skill to buy.
<<Another job well done, Team 6. RTB.>>
>>530723916yea, it's golshi
>>530724801Most Umas hit on Trainer. Haru Urara and Rice Shower are only exceptions and even they are extremely clingy towards you even though their love is platonic unlike the unholy thirst of brats like Top Gun and Teio
>>530725029people skillmaxxing with high race wins
>>530724846Just general time frame ones.
very cute kansai lady but she got that stay gold blood in her!
Pray for her, she's attempting to do the impossible.
>>530724949Uncap again. Your really rolling in amazing wit cards already? Should have 3 of every card type
Horse racing should be banned.
Which free 3 star should I select, or does it matter beyond Waifu choice? Also, is there a 3 star gold ship?
>>530724419>A random stat spread is anything that actually involves training stamina and powerOkay, Bakashin. If my Golshi can get the triple crown and legendary diva status with only B tier stats, then you're merely suffering from a terminal case of skill issue.
>>530725209>those sparksjust do your best, haru
>>530725209GANBARE URARA-CHAN
>>530725154yeah the trainer was cringe, shoulda hugged her instead of patting her back on that first cry. the fanfic in my head is
That's me gotten two guts cards... are these just completely useless until the stat gets reworked? It's the Winning Ticket and Ines Fujin one
i know it gets played for laughs in all media but honestly if you think about it an uma SERIOUSLY kicking you would throw your fucking head away with a single clean kick
Is Winning Ticket's ssr card worth anything?
>>530725021Agnes is actually Senku from Dr Stone
Sprinters deserve more love. Why do they get so little support?
>>530725260Not right now, but later.
>>530724742This is the second one doing a room match race yesterday
Are there going to be banner reruns? I missed TM Opera...
>daiwa
>just click friendships on auto pilot until summer camp
>u=ma2 doesn't trigger once in three runs
>gets stamina checked and loses the run at the Japanese derby
Damn, guess you can't always just coast until summer
... i cant get the image of a pregnant spe chan out of my head lol
>>530724984I wouldn't worry about him.
>>530725263>Didn't get The GOAT title.To the glue factory
There's literally nothing to do since Kitasan will make everything 1000 times easier and more efficient. Wanna farm wins? Just wait for the roll
>>530725029G1 wins and lots of skills
>>530725260Legit just go for your waifu. If you want to narrow it down then look at the race length the horses prefer or if you don't have dirt options. Oguri and Shuttle are both viable dirt horses which is a niche not many horses get. /uma/ loves Rice Shower the most but don't pick her if you have no other good horses.
The condor passes (he's trans)
>>530725637do your dailies and 3 spark runs per day with 9* parents is about it
>>530725551Just luck pull
>got her when trying to pull for robo horse
>>530725692the ship is gold.
>>530725260You could just wait anon, ticket won't disappear
>>530725713What's a spark run? What should I try to spark? Speed? What does it mean?
>>530725730She's so cute and aerodynamic.
>>530725692Condors pronouns are The/El
I am still fucking mad that I used my selector ticket for mejiro mcqueen and then got her again in my SSR random roll ticket
Like what are the fucking chances?
I also cant reroll because my account has special creek in it and an MLB event special chan
Double rainbow speed ONLY shows up when I want to train a different stat
>>530724229and we fuck horses
>>530725263>SSR SupportsDoesn't count
>>530726006the heat from the rice cooks the egg
>>530725903young kansai mare
>>530723807There's a monthly pass?
>Late start
>Get boxed in
>Lose
is there a full list of skills and if they're shit or not? the recover stamina ones near the end are bad right?
I didn't see one around or I'm retarded/blind
>>530725573W-what? Guys! Tazuna is actually an um- ack!
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ffs man
>>530724749No but she will rape you and she will not get in trouble for doing so
>>530725551No but she's in the pool forever and pick tickets are a thing often
>need second sprinter
>King Halo the only A sprinter I have other than Bakushin
>half her fucking races are medium/long
how am I supposed to build this bitch for PVP
>>530726073warm and fertile eggs
>>530726156I found this https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lr3isl/uma_musume_skill_guide_current_global_patch/
I am looking for a tldr on which stats I should aim based on distance and strategy
Do you really need to get Pace Legacy to do well with Vodka? Is Late really THAT bad?
Should I be basically racing every time there isn't a friendship training?
If I were to choose only 4 of these, which 4 should I choose for my deck? I know that special creek is a must but which 3 out of the rest should I use?
>>530726102Yeah just look at the paid carats section and to the top right you should be able to see it
>>530726432She's legitimately the worst banner we're gonna get for a while anon
this character is cute and funny (but NOT c*nny)
>Decided to get Symboli Rudolf with my selector ticket
>Started a career race with her
>Places 5th in her first race
>Oh no
>Proceeds to place below 4th in every OP race I put her in despite being the number 1 favorite with triple double circles save for one win
>Gets second is her second goal race
>Proceeds to place 5th AGAIN in her third goal race despite being the favored once again
>Reason? "Not enough skills"
I immensely regret getting this horse
I think there is something wrong with my Urara...
>>530726312there's multiple skills he puts in bad tier that have won me races and doesn't explain at all why they're bad
For example, how is Homestretch Haste and Nimble Navigator bad picks?
>>530726453>img_fucking iphone cucks
VERY cute image tho, thank you!
>>530726310idk how true it is but ive heard that it is indeed reverse from men.
how an onsen can cook your current sperm reserves dead in your balls.
the heat and pressure actually helps women with fertilization.
>>530726156https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?usp=drivesdk
>>530726562but I like Biwa...
>>530726312>>530726595Yea I saw that list too but it's also missing A LOT of skills so I was wondering if there was a better one.
>>530726575are you using her in pace chaser?
you sound like someone that doesn't run anything other than bakushin
>>530726595Homestretch haste activates at any point in the final spurt so in shorter races its basically guaranteed to be shit
>>530725969S-should I reroll?
Pls respond
>>530726262Just skillmax her for points and turn her into Bakushin's wingman.
>>530726428train power hard and be ready to use clocks when you get bad RNG
>see anons posting Top Gun screenshots
>think she's fun and try to roll for her
>spend 4500 carrots, got 3 SSRs without using the Make debut ticket, still not able to get her
It's like they know which caracter I want but keep her away from me. I'll stop rolling and save for cards now
I can't win career with anyone besides Bakushin...
>>530726453MOMMY chads rise
>>530725969In the same boat. Got horrible support cards and got oguri cap after getting her on the selector but since I have MLB special week and have put in way too much time into the account, I'm stuck.
>>530725263>do the same thing over and over with bakushin>win every time>goldshiggers have to do mental gymnastics just to justify the validity of her running style>shows pic rel that implies a well thought out build>disgusting mishmash of skills >probably can't replicate this run again consistently
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>>530726665Makes sense. Sperm usually wants to be in a cooler environment which is why the sack gets loose when it's hot
>>530726949Good luck reaching Legend with Speedtard Bakushit
>>530726715Yeah I'm running her as pace chaser because that's where she has an A and most of her skills benefit being in the pace position, is she supposed to be a late-surger or something?
>>530725209Update: She died.
Please pray for her soul as she's sent to the Glue Factory.
>>530726823https://youtu.be/bbb2FejtBEU?si=czshd6lKnTkWe6FN
What are the stat priorities for Pacers with Mile/Med runs and Front Runners?
>hates men
>sleeps with half the academy
Any other confirmed uma moments?
>Start pursuing friendships in the early game instead of focusing on stat caps
>Go from barely squeaking by or outright losing to dominating
Okay I finally understand how the game wants to be played
cant believe i was stressing myself for no fucking reason pvp autism is only 50 more carats thought not having a 2lb or 3lb kitasan black for team trials would set me back 50-70 rolls with gbf ptsd and its shit of a mode guild war even if i get fucked over getting only 1 copy of kitasan black ill just play through this opera account now ill just chill and stop stressing out what a fucking load off my chest thank fucking god theres no gw level gaps in roll economy.
>>530727320Imagine being Dober's trainer and knowing that as soon as you hit that horse pussy there'd be no going back. I'd be terrified.
>>530727101Bold words from someone letting Bakushin hard carry his sprint team trials.
>>530726947I just don't know how special (heh) the special week event card is
Is it replaceable if you get good enough cards from trying to roll for kita? Is it even worth it at this point?
Is getting a horse to be 4 star worth it? I dont know and I need someone to tell me
>"you seem to be a bit outclassed"
>win by 2+ lengths
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY HORSE
YOUR PREDICTIONS ARE SHIT
>>530726595homestretch haste sometimes can proc too late n go wasted but its just part of the rng like most things, its a good skill most the time
>>530727061Holy... Raisu stop seducing your older brother
>4% chance of failure
>urara takes the 4%
Dumb hors
Is GOO 1st FOO a good ult? I feel like whenever it pops it does nothing and Bourbon just runs at the same speed she was before.
Biwa in T- minus 60 seconds
>>530727415Anon it's just not PVP, achievements will be easy too.... You'll get more friend points, A LOT more
I'm 5k short but I'm saving up monies to upgrade my deck to breeze through freebies
>>530727510they say that because you have like a low guts or something.
the calculations are dumb 99% of the time.
Yep, late and end is fucking bullshit rng cancer
From now on we're going full front/pace
>>530725263How the hell did you get all those races won while using those cards meanwhile I'm here with 9* power parents, 4 speed/stam cards (one of them being MLB super creek), using the gametora website to minmax events and I'm not able to even finish URA finals with her???? The RNG in this game when you're playing any style other than front pisses me off man.
How do I incorporate additional races into my game? I feel like I should only participate in the fattest races like for 30k fans. When I tried to do more I just cucked my whole horse stat-wise
>>530725874aim for 600/600/600/?/? stat line
this will give you a chance at a 2* or 3* spark in the first 3 stats on career end.
stam or power 3* spark is the ideal outcome
you do this with 3* guest parents because they will contribute to the overall usefulness of an uma as a parent
Guys my uncle works at Nintendo and said this would be the longest hot period EVER!
>>530727317>Front3 speed 1 stam 1 power and then either wit/power/speed based on your Legacies/preferences
>Pace2 speed 2 power 1 stam and either 1 speed or wit. You might be able to get by with just 1 power with great Legacy which would give you 1 speed instead
Nobody is rolling for Biwa. Cursed unit on any server with future sight.
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1 hour left, BIWA GODs
guys im at 15k
s-should i just give up on Kitasan?
>>530726464Bros I help me out. I want to try and make my golshi win URA finals (long). It's the only URA trophy I'm missing.
you know you're cooked when you see a random event and know the name to look her up
R supports are dogshit and if I am still using them it means something is wrong, right?
Why doesn't this ever happen to me
>>530727591ill just hope ill get 2lb kitasan black then and start saving for tamamo cross cafe pokke and fuji or anyone from the movie and cinderalla gray as friends point stuff is just mayano top gun shards and mlb mcqueen stam ssr right?
Are green skills ever worth taking? I guess late game when you wanna try and build super specialized veterans maybe?
>>530726575>Symboli update: proceeds to hit the 15% failure when I had 4 friends and 2 friendship boosts going into itYeah no this horse is better off as glue
Maybe then she'll finally stick something
>>530727814you reroll for her
kitasan is not needed and there are MLB cards that do the same thing with 2% to 5% worse performance
do not buy into the lie
>>530727792Blessing your rolls but you'll suffer for the next month
>>530727905>speedInto the trash it goes.
>>530727770Boy I do love dating a human woman and not my psychotic uma trainee
>>530727905You didn't show enough love
>>530727814Yes. You probably shouldn't roll for anything until you have 150-200k saved up so you can MLB it.
>oh nice I got another 3 spark
>its Wit
Can someone explain to me how dumb bodybuilder like Ryan is apparently so intelligent that even her progeny will turn out to be geniuses?
>>530727470Someone give me advice pls...
>>530727905Just be glad we could redirect all the bad luck in the world to our 1* guts sparks so thst these people can win.
why dont you fags just reroll for biwa if shes your wife then save for kitasan black thats how im treating this opera account kek
>>530728007anon in those 200 rolls youll get mlb R and SR cards which is the biggest boon you can get in deck building and building any horse you want with no worry of being forced to borrow kitasan black mlb for every run ever
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well?
So how do i actually get 3* sparks? Can i even get an A rank without them?
my own stamina spark isn't even maxed out...
>>530728174I'm usually faster
>>530727454Once you go Mejiro, you can't go back.
>>530727968I dunno if its in game yet but there is a skill called groundwork? ๅฐๅบใ,that only procs if three other skills proc at the start of the race, its key for runners so u usually grab some green with concentation
>>530728092the skills on it suck aside hydrate according to some other anon and im sure theres better skills in the SR speed cards and if you get them mlb all the better really
>>530728148That's bullshit. I rolled 200 rolls on the current banned and look at this shit.
>>530728197uma plushie
>>530728092it's solid,dont worry you'll be able to buy the dupes later
>Bakushin is bad because her build is retardedly easy
This is a problem why exactly? For a game about horseracing and rng gambling, I expected consistency to be top commodity. I'm just glad we got a free no-brainer for sprints when the alternative is King Halo.
>>530728148Rerolling is mental illness, and it's especially pointless in Uma Musume.
>start going through Maya's story
>she's just really lonely and lost
I just want to hold her so she's never lonely
Is Goldship the best Long runner? She has a really good ult for it.
>>530728148but if I can borrow kitasan, why would I need kitasan?
I can invest in cards or characters I love instead!
>>530728439Iirc her support card is like the best in the game right?
>>530728370She's great, but she promotes bad habits to newbies.
You deceive her by lying about sprint races and she deceives you by making you think speed is all that matters, it's a relationship built on lies.
Newfag here, why are there so many Teio wanting to breed/yandere fanarts around? The game has impressed me positively when it comes to romantic interactions, but I dont have Teio so I don't know, is she like that too?
>>530728429KITASAN BLACK?!
>>530725573I want Tazuna to toy with my prostate and tease me for low stamina when I cum quickly..
Asking genuinely but is there or going to be better use for speed spark?
>>530728609And hors inside!
>>530728007MLB SSR or what?
How do I roll for those then?
>>530728584>You deceive her by lying about sprint races and she deceives you by making you think speed is all that matters, it's a relationship built on lies.This. It took me long while to realize that going for Speed Sparks was retarded when Power/Stam Sparks are what truly matters
>>530728579from what i have read, yes
>>530722879>TM Cringe O that highThis shit is rigged
>>530728413well not rerolling but just starting over with biwa as your center piece horse and get good start with kitasan black banner with a good array of SRs and Rs mlbed though looking at this anon it looks grim
>>530728328>>530728510because you can have super creek and finemotion on demand for borrows and you cant use your favorite horse and their cards together you gotta pick either one reminded of the anon asking if he can use the maruzensky card on summer maruzensky kek
>>530728667Not really but she has a few dialogue bits that come across like that
how does cygam determine how big hors tit are?
>>530728752Why is that old woman in a school dress? Very odd
who are the best horses for pvp from the make debut guaranteed ticket?
I kinda hate how vague some skill descriptions are like "improves running on an uphill" how am I supposed to know how useful that is? Do all tracks have uphill sections?
I AM SO TIRED WASTING ALL MY CLOCKS ON EL PASTA
WHAT A GARBAGE UMA CANT EVEN BEAT SPECIAL WEEK FUCK OFF
>>530726780I think I ended up with a decent sprinter build I just wish I got her speed to S
OH you get a higher chance for bonus rewards for team trials if you beat the HIGHER score teams.
is that right?
>>530726595Even the jp's still don't really have a clue how the navigation skills help
>>530728752Holy shit, great taste anon.
>>530728860I have never won the ticket in 12 runs, but I'm sure the moment I do it will be the worst run ever and it will be wasted
>>530728752That's an LP500 S Lamborghini Countach actually.
>>530728752>sexzenskybased
whenever I do anything but bakaspeed I just lose at the 5th goal or so even if I have good stats and some ok skills
>>530728591vote suzucc
>>530728752nice hag anon
>>530728370She's a fucking awful character to learn ghe game with.
Oguri Cap is actually much better because she forces you to schedule and win difficult races so theres actual strategy to be done that isnt just "HURRHURR SPEED"
>>530728931I feel like I've definitely seen Nimble Navigator make them move outside and have better position multiple times
>>530728969King Halo's career is hard and I got bad skills (mostly track/style specific)
>>530728263Reminder that big race families hoard the good trainers with their umamusume
>>530728737Makes long slightly easier to train but that's about it
>>530728860To the glue factory this instant
late running is so boring bros, what am i doing wrong
>>530728752I love Maruzensky
>>530726595The navigation ones people arent sure do what you think they do. Some people are convinced that it tries to find the shortest possible path to the finish, which is always the inside line, boxing you in a lot of the time. Personally I think Masterful Gambit is the best skill in the game. I have never lost a race it procced in.
>Need to get 1st for Tenno Sho
>first run rushed
>3rd place
>second run late start
>2nd place
>Out of time travel
At least I beat Vodka...
>>530728860She's genuinely worst girl. Just a bitch with zero cute or dere moments to be found.
>>530728729You're getting a lobotomy not a prostate exam.
>>530729189You get a lot of turns to prepare but then you just get hit back to back with races. Surprisingly hard given that she's basically the tutorial character
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Oh fuck yes
I'm getting SICK and TIRED of failling my horses, I'M READING, I'M TRYING HARD, BUT I JUST LOSE
>>530729078late ones are good, early/mid race ones tends to box u
Oh no!
>>530728965If Rudolf didn't have such boring pose I might have went for her instead. Who knows. I like both of them and still need to decide who to get from selector because from ticket I got Teio.
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hol' up you get 90 more shards if you pull banners?? wtf
>>530727770Kill shit trainers. Behead shit trainers. Roundhouse kick a humanfucker into the concrete. Slam dunk any trainer that doesn't learn its place. Crucify filthy humans that get between a uma and her trainer.
>>530728752ใใงใใชใฐ
>>530729090this image made me laugh
does getting a carrot or a tissue in-run do anything
>>530729278My desires remained unchanged
>>530724416>>530726020uhhhh we were just joking about the horse thing, right guys
>>530729528How the fuck do you achieve that
I'm giving up on Rice Shower guys...
>>530725224there are far better wit cards than Shakur for Pacers AND her events suck(25 stam/wis if you get them all, bad stam recovery hint)
>>530729581>tissuemood down
>carrot20 energy
>>530728341Wait is a 4 star uma actually good?
I guess I will keep my mcqueen account then and hope I get atleast one kita with my 21k carats for now
>>530725637It's over for this game. Steam charts will take a nose dive. EoS. Game over. BA won.
>>530729550sex with haghorses
>I pick tachyon in career mode for the first time today>17 races >17 wins>11 g1 wins>34 epithets>Won the URA>UNDEFEATEDShe was the best uma I ever trained on my life holy kino
>>530715764
>>530729624Racing and winning a lot + Tazuna/Aoi, I imagine.
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>>530729456Only need green woman now
Raisu mouse cursor
https://x.com/pixloen/status/1943343845657440579
guys, is Super Creek only pullable now?
>>530729542>he thought he could just pull them passively once they join the permanent poolGet monkey paw'd, bitch.
>>530725969could be worse, I got three symboli's naturally and now she's 4 starred
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is this guy trolling or something
>6th
>clock
>8th
>clock and change to pace
>1st
Very cool.
>>530729239I feel bad for King. Her mom is a bitch to her, growing up with a parent like that must have been hard. Not only that, but she lives on her mother's shadow. If she does anything positive, people say "as expected of your mother's daughter", if she does something poorly or doesn't win it's because "she falls short of her mother". Her campaing is about her being recognized as a good racer with her own merits without being compared to her mother. It triggers my saviorfag instincts
>>530725637I'm already convinced I'm not getting it so I'm just chillin going through careers and watching umas being cute dorks
where the fuck do i use maruzensky? this bitch is useless on mile races
>>530729942grifter gotta grift
>>530726464>>530727838Well Suzuka is all about mid distance front running so that should be the easy cut.
so you are telling me I have to wait like 4 years for almond sex?
>>530729870I installed the Opera O one from that person.
I call on Director Aikawa to release the Tracen files.
>>530729981>where the fuck do i use maruzenskyin your bedroom dummy
>>530729149sucks but thanks
>>530729996are you saying he doesn't even play Uma? or hasn't played before?
kinda hate how RNG the races are, one moment I'll lose in 11th place despite being a top contender, the same race with alarm clock I win easily
it fucking sucks
>>530729942tldr is just A rank to get your team level as high as you can for first time bonus carats but theyre not necessarily better than B+ horses with proper skills for pvp tism
is Kita Blacked tonight? I'm getting itchy to pull something...
>>530730025How do you think I feel having to wait for my space alien bae?
>>530729942you dont really want A/A+ if you care about pvp right now
thats why p2w shitters like scrub are losing to literal f2ps
>>530729550Why is she dressed like a hooker in miami?
>>530729884You missed it dude that was the banner before this one.
>>530729942I mean what it takes to get to A rank doesn't necessarily make the best Uma so the videos aren't contradictory. Some people aren't going to care and just want letter to go up so a guide for that is valid.
>>530729239>Just a bitch with zero cute or dere moments to be found.I would love that but unfortunately they gave her some depth and family trauma backstory so her being a haughty ojou-sama ist just a cope for her.
>I need more support cards/to uncap them
>I need to save for black
>>530730173>get 14th>clock>win by 10L
>>530730131im saying that he is a stupid bitch that makes whatever the fuck might attract viewers
>>530730314heres a bonus to know the rate up SSR this banner is Guts :)
>>530730296She's bratty daughter coded. She's at that difficult age but she still clearly adores you.
>front runner
>just don't get late start bro
>pace chaser
>just don't run out of stamina bro
>late surger/end closers
>just don't get body blocked bro
>Urara
>just don't give up bro
>Nice Nature
>just win sometimes bro
>Rice Shower
>watch your step bro
>>530730314don't worry, when you try and fail to roll for Negro you will get a lot of dupes.
>>530730314Bratty horses are the best
>>530730314The card pool is the same anon...
If I roll on Kitasan, I might not have enough for Narita Brian
That is simply not a risk I can take.
>>530730314Prepare for the pvp storm in a week when suddenly everyone has s rank from getting mlb everything while rolling 1 copy of kitasan.
>>530730231AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>530722927You mean the actual hors or the support?
New to gachas. Winning Ticket is cute. How can I make her win?
>>530729942I thought the point in his first video was about getting A ranks by padding them in a bad but easy skills just to quick unlock the archivements for fast carats, and in the second one that a specialized B rank with good skills will be better
wich is true
the titles are pure bait but thats how retards that need a video in the first place and can't read work, so whatever
>>530730208This fanart is awesome, bro, do you have the source?
>>530730056I wasn't aware an Opera one existed I need to acquire it now. I have the Teio one installed
https://x.com/pixloen/status/1934315662228570449
Surely you guys have no trouble winning against Spe, right?
>get charming on turn 3
I love you Sweep Tosho!!!
>>530729164Nice Nature makes late surging fun
I only roll for horses that imply wanting to breed me, so 80% of the cast, unexpectedly
>>530728579Yes. But weโre now in Island Retard mode, so the difference between modern Speed cards doesnโt stat wise is less important than getting good skills for your build.
>>530730614forever beyond your reach
>>530730620you upload your sticky liquid up her bum
>Vodka decides to job 8% failure chance with Practice Perfect during her debut training period
I see this is one of THOSE runs
>vodka randomly gets a mood down before a big race
why are you like this
when does the next story event start? I miss the event point dopamine at the end of a career already
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I am getting more and more frustrated at my inability to understand this game. It should be easy
>figure out stats needed for distance/style
>pick 3+ speed cards, 3 stam/pwr/spd based on needs and skills
>win
but I just can't get my head around it and actually achieve it.
>>530729870>>530730649>0 or morebased. prolly wouldve installed this decades ago for my XP machine
>>530730025More than four years since she isn't even out in JP yet
why you should love rice shower and kill all other horses:
she cute
>>530730738then I shall reroll. do I got for two dupes or three?
Do I really need to use that external tool to plan double circle affinity or is winning g1 races on a few generations of breeding going to make it braindead?
What's the difference between "recover endurance" and "decrease fatigue"
>>530730460Body blocking as a mechanic confuses the fuck out of me. I thought the whole point of us building massive amounts of power alongside speed was so we could easily blitz past horses on the way to first. I can feel myself mentally regressing to just want to front run with everyone so I don't have to worry about anything but speed and skills
>>530730129Tachyon feet...
>>530730614Roll for it and use it to fast track achievements like 30 wins for 500, win URA with every UMA too for another 500 etc etc then there's the vault which does up with rank and other stuff
Claw machine?
In career? Never seen that tho? Help?
I keep fucking up leveling my ult in Career. In what month and year do I need to hit the 30k/60k breakpoints and do I need friendship levels?
How the fuck am I supposed to star up umas if all I do with my carrats is save them for supports?
>>530730649Dang, that one is cute, I'll download it and maybe install it at some point alongside the Raisu one, thanks, umadacchi.
>still over 30 minutes to go
I'm just gonna roll tomorrow night, good luck to all fellow sheepbros
Which support cards have the best debuffs? I want to make a real bastard of a racer.
do drops on twitch only work for the jp version? i can't read these moonrunes when it asks me to link my account
>recreation before race
>immediately go into a mood down event
T-thanks for the 5 energy I guess...
>>530730909chance to happen when you pick recreation during classic or senior year
Reminder to switch your screen orientation to portrait mode for kino shots that are unavailable in the landscape.
>>530730796well there's a lot of luck and rng involved too
>>530730909I'm about 10 careers in I only got it once so far
>>530730853oyakodon with ryan and dober
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>>530725209After another run I can feel it in my bones. I had 0 inspirations hit for aptitudes in both runs, but this time had a successful Strength Acupuncture near the end. She was in it to win it, pushed through the pack all the way from the back, she just didn't have enough speed to pass the front.
Its within reach, I just need those inspirations to hit...
>>530730314If you go for spark on kitasan you'll probably get around 50 SRs
is mcqueen better as long runner or medium?
>>530730630I can't find where the trainer id is. No idea how I got this guy so quickly.
>>530730782when kitasanโs banner starts, so a week
>>530730909Chance for it to proc during recreation.
>>530730620Roll for cards, get decent speed ones, go to the team trials top 100 rank, scroll to the bottom and find a whale without max followers that has a decent skill you can inherit, start career while borrowing a decent card and training speed, run as a front runner regardless of aptitude, win.
>>530730872The secret strategy is to get a really fat and wide uma and have it block everyone
>>530729428The 1 turn gap between a G2 and G1 race and 0 turn gap in between Shuko Sho and Elizabeth II was a shock lol
>>530729649If she loses you're going WITH HER to the glue factory
>>530730895I lack the will to get to lb3.
>>530730228Assembled. Time to play some Girls Frontline
kneel and despair before BAKUSHIN
>>530730998Try again please but explain it like you would explain it to bakushin
>>530731013I did probably 15 and never seen it
>>530730314Just use your free daily roll fren
Why not just have a 3 week event instead of having a dead week?
>>530729942I have a single A rank hors (Ogurin) and everything else B or B+
I'm also following multiple whales with all A and A+ horses
I have a higher PvP score than every single one of them
So maybe he's onto something, I dunno. He's still just making whatever shit retards watch.
>>530731253bakushin your bakushin until christmas
then press the recreation button over and over until you get it
>>530730620Tickezo flipped my big boobed tomboy switch. I built her late with a bit of extra stamina because I kept failing the Arima Kinen at the end. The Derby is her race so you better win it for her.
>>530731236when is potato daughter coming home
>>530731146What is recreaction? I only saw Inspiration
>>530731225>he doesn't know mlb is 5 copies total
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BEAT SPECIAL WEEK
I HAD ONE RACE WHERE SHE DIDN'T GET INTO THE LEAD AND MY HORSEGIRL LOST TO A RANDOMLY GENERATED UMA
I've been intentionally building shit team so my rating is E so the other goals like like win 3 dirt races were easy wins. Should I be using auto teams again for these or continue to half ass my teams?
>/uma/ liked late surgers and end closers on the first week of release
What the fuck happened....
When did they gives these out? Am I supposed to save it?
>>530731245This latinx mogs her.
>>530731494He's sliding over cars while he shoots.
I'm glad the "no nsfw!" autism weakens everyday
>>530731598too many suffered from getting BOXED
>>530731259Raisu's childbearing hips
>>530731598Superficial Gold Ship bandwagoners.
https://youtu.be/c8OIlRJweGA
Lots of people showing off their proudest horse. I think itโs time to show off your humiliating defeat
>pic related
>fail a 4% wit roll on second turn.
>night owl
>5 turns to recover
>no study options with more then one friend for 11 turns
>finish 5th at second mandatory race
>need 800 fans
>poorly level up stats until 3rd last turn
>race for fans
>6th place, need 600 more
>next day, another โrecommended raceโ
>11th place
>final day hit the rest button
>it was the last day to gain fans
>slept through final day and failed career
Thank god nobody saw that
>>530731523if i don't think i can do lb3 why even discuss mlb.
>>530731503Recreation is when you choose to go out with you're horsie girl to have fun and get her mood up instead of training
>>530731580I intentionally left my second row blank. You can field 1 set of good umas which will beat the jobber 2 setters.
>>530731621its the part 2 campaign reward, just use it because the pool is fixed
>>530731598globalGAWDs are simply too BASED
>>530731598I will always build my Oguri as a late, but it is tilting to see her lose to something very much completely out of my control
>>530731253BAKUSHIN click the Recreation button in April of your final year, the dates are in the top left of the screen BAK BAK BAKUSHIN
man I want some more generalized skills... every time it's like
>skill description (Medium) (Pace Chaser) (On Sand) (Under the Moonlight) (In late August) (When your Uma has short hair) (Only once per week) (Before the race) (Costs real money)
>>530727674I've sent my question guys please respond
>>530731887>Strategy: LateI see....
>>530731901WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? HAS THAT ALWAYS BEEN THERE?
>https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1943259707277480273
>when the horse is so shit you have to beg for food online
Am I just a bad trainer or is Mayano scared of winning, I swear she always only gets 2nd or 3rd unless she's required to win.
>>530731785Dammit another Grass Wonder. I'm never going to roll an SSR uma am I? I better get 3 kitasans in 1 roll as compensation.
>>530731727I have had so many failing runs on pasa because she would fail single digit percentages on training runs and then taking 2 days in infirmary to remove a debuff. And then it happening again on the 7th goal stretch. Why does my horse overwork herself so hard.
>>530731992im pretty sure the tutorial made you press that button
>>530731901I was about to be really mean to him. Thanks.
>>530731727the queen of humiliating defeats
Hidden Lore: King Halo is really good at Gang Beasts.
Hidden Lore 2: Mayano Top Gun is really, really bad at Gang Beasts.
https://youtu.be/_kFEHqepg1Q
>>530731992anon I.........
>>530727792but ktiasan....
>>530732081>Rated E for everyoneWhore
If I post my id will some nice anons add me.. Iโm also not in a club yet..
so do you mostly want to use speed and power training? since power gets stamina but stamina gets guts and guts is shit right?
and a bit of wit to try and get skills?
>>530731994thaaaaaaaaat is actually a pretty cute idea! shrot and to the point, send food through this specific way that gets it there safe and with quality
>>530731727>play bourbon>I am speed>speed climbs higher>lose race because of dogshit stamina>use three clocks trying different race positions like a fucking idiot
>>530731679KEK. All the Rudolf posting here has made her grow on me considerably. I really want her now
>>530732083Why the fuck are they playing gang beasts?
>>530731992Haru-kun, aren't you supposed to be getting fed ryegrass right now?
>>530731994Think of all the muri jobbers that get no media attention. They have to eat too.
>>530731770Is there a way to clear the second row?
Does anyone have that banner prediction image?
I literally jack off to uma's any exposed skin now, with this extremely lack of their r18 arts...
>>530731727My worst umas get sent to the glue (sp) factory
>>530732223Rice is a maiden
>>530731994didn't she actually win a race for the first time a few months ago
in some small-time race for retired horses
Hey, uh, where's the Biwa banner and my free 1 roll on support card
>>530731598After several failures, I recently won my first career with goldship. What did I do different? I just ran her as a pace chaser instead of an end closer. The URA final might have been the easiest I've ever had with anyone, usually I have to use clocks or win by a neck/nose. This one I won by 5 lenghts. There's little to no reason to use late surger or end closer so far with anyone. Even if their ult is reliant on it, you can still win without it.
>>530732313They played a lot of games.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzFNGS7Rcf-PU20ybdGdrGIpskSZRRc9p
>>530730620She's got a pretty tough career. I'd personally say to hold off on grinding her until you have better cards but she's perfectly usable.
>>530732270>Play Bakushin>Worse stats than every other horse in the race>Win anywayTHATS WHY SHES THE GOAT
>Run Gold Ship as End
9th, 7th
>Run as Pacer
1st
>damn near perfect run, Legend rank and had plenty of time for G1/G2 races as well
>
>>530725263>Guts cardLMAO
im about to do my first gold ship career
>Commissioned art of my favorite horse
>got two wips updates literately the same day
Oh man I can't wait to post it.
>>530732485Any recommendations for simple careers to familiarize myself with the game's mechanics?
>>530731205What a cute boy
>>5307325396 speed cards and bakushin, pray that all of those supports line up and all go into speed. if not then you win career with bakushin anyway
>>530731901>>530731742So i just spam this until claw game?
>>530732449this is false btw don't listen to this guy
>>530732539Make all your support cards be the same stat and then pray
>>530732496Until the day you can run 15 bakushi in a team, expand your horizon
>>530732374I can literally AI generate an unlimited amount of uma nudes and porn
Got her from that sr ticket
What can I expect?
AIEEEEEEEEEE THERE ARE TEN MORE MINUTES LEFT ON BOURBON SHOULD I SWIPE??
fuck you guys im horny again
>>530731994based urara owner mooching off some gacha fags to get permanent free food for their loser horse.
>>530732657based anon keeping those ungrateful artists in bis
>>530729942Based video, How to get A ranks, Why you don't A ranks, next video will be "DO THIS NOW, DO THIS TODAY, NEW INFORMATION KITASAN BLACK"
I just sub to people who make funny hons videos.
>>530732704only after you finish the first calendar year
as in, once you hit january
BROTHERS ARE WE RACING TONIGHT?
>>530732657Tell artist-san to fix up that right eye
>recommended friend finder broken by 5 million lvl 50 Spe support cards
>borrowed support card filters in career selection don't work
just give me a level 50 super mommy...
>>530732749lots and lots of sex
>>530732770I want to take over your hornyness
I lost my libidio 3years agoโฆ
>>530730129and ofc after I complete my best career yet I get 1 spark guts, god's greatest joke
um, bwos, where's the, you know, STANDARD BANNER?
I'm a bit new so idk if I'm retarded or it just doesn't fucking exist
Holy bricked
2 mejiro mcqueens accidentally because I used the selector before the random ticket
Now this...
Only thing saving my account is SSR super creek
>>530732749>What can I expect?to be seduced
>>530732749Depends. Are you fat, old and balding?
>>530731494>flashback to that Simpsons episode where young Marge goes to meet her "pilot" dad on a plane only to find out he's a flight attendant.
Anti yuri schizos don't look
damn this shit hit before debut race, I hope this is a good run
>>530732841Anon I got that from google images.
>>530732893dude are you me
literally same horse pulls and same shitty SSR
>bust my ass getting laisu to at least B+ rank for stamina, power, and speed
>guts spark
>>530732716I have lots of others I love too, but Bakushin remains the GOAT. I've got a shitty C one that even dominates my A rating Maruzensky Front Runner. She's just got the sauce.
>>530732939thanks for the note, I won't [-]+md5
say goodbye to Bourbon bwos
>>530732890it doesn't exist
this game doesn't have a standard banner
>>530724416White women fuck horses too.
IVE DONE SIX FUCKING EL CONDOR RUNS AND ALL OF THEM DIE AT THE FINAL GOAL
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SHIT ASS GAME
>>530732749Best girl, painful career due to Arima Kinen fuckery and Brian and Amazon being set to rape you in several races
>>530732657If its porn, the mask should stay on during sex
>>530732749She's a very solid long runner and lacks the obnoxious bullshit of Goldship and Matikanefukukitaru. She's also uncomfortably erotic despite being daughter coded... if you have ever considered if you'd fuck your biological daughter then maybe skip her.
>>530732749She will hump your leg until you give her what she wants.
>>530733019she's not good anyway
>>530732709>falseNope. Anyone can try a run and see for themselves.
>>530733040males and women equally fuck these creatures for some reason
>Fine Motion is amazing because her first event gives you Practice Perfect
>Looks inside
>-2% of failing training
holy fucking shit 2%!!!
>>530732959Did you reroll my friend?
Thinking of doing it rn desu
>>530732756If your a mecha fan there is no excuse not to.
>>530732670Bakushin is a pretty decent choice. I also think quite a lot of the 3* horses have solid careers for learning. Suzuka and McQueen for example. Avoid grinding Urara and Goldship for a while unless you want to train your patience with retarded ponies
>>530733075It's not porn. I don't want the Yakuza to fly here to kill me in my sleep for paying a Mexican to draw a horse. He gave me a discount because he loves wrestling.
>>530724229Like stereotypes it's based on real life factors
>>530732971That's rough buddy.
>that image
>>530733353I want to make her the mother of my children
Are we not getting free daily roll anymore or is it because the banners are ending today?
Just some dirt trophies and long URA left.
>>530724416>>530724229>white woman fucking dogs is a meme>a memeif it helps you sleep at night lmao
Remember to read MihoBourbon's story for some carats
10mins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S ABOUT TO
>>530733034Based! What is this from?
are there any tokusatsu/Kamen rider Horses?
>>530724229Americans aren't white
>>530733368>he loves wrestling.El Condor Pasa linking up with Rey Mysterio?!?
>>530733353what a cute dork
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>>530728752HAI~ Maruzensky yo!
>>530733267>18%>nah I'd win>20%>AAAAIIIEEEE GO TO BED NOW TEIOthis is me
>>530733514Uma should eat
>>530733487not me, i know it's not a meme
but please tell that book isn't real
>>530733487I hate this who would dare touch my beautiful old man (he likes to dance)
IT'S USELESS SPE
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE STRONGEST UMA!! EL CONDOR PASA!!
>>530732449I've been struggling with getting a win with late/end too. I can only win with Haru as a front.
>>530733267When you have 5% to fail for half of your training career you'll be thankful for that 2%.
Post yfw Kita has been heavily nerfed
>>530733636This is the only tier list I follow
>>530733672its an edit of a real book, so no.
the cover is real, the text isnt lmao
>>530733701look at that cute fat fuck
>mood at GOOD
>nah it's cool, I believe in the heart of the cards, a random event will fix that right aw-
>go 15 turns without a mood up
>ok let's fix this shit
>mood up random event happens right after recreation
>>530733267Bro I have failed on 1%
>>530732449>pace chaserYou didn't win
Wild monkey sex with Maruzensky!
>>530733267you're too much of a brainlet for that buff. just use super creek bro
>>530733267Anon, you do realize it lasts multiple turns, and that failing a training is an instant run killer right?
>>530732449I've only no started to notice that late surger and end closer might just be the worst positions in the game?
it feels like all that happens is I get fucking boxed in for free.
what's the benefit? that my horse will just lose becasue her positioning is fucked.
it's really starting to make me mad.
2 free SSR... 2 Spe..........
Hmmm I'm thinking Biwa is a priority sorry Kitasan
I will never press the prediction button ever again this shit sucks
>>530733898>at least it's great now>rest>mood down>migraine
>>530733701look at that handsome lil fella enjoying the sunbeams
>>530733740I think they need certain skills to make up for it? I've definitely felt that you're gimping yourself playing late/end. I thought the system would work like getting a speed boost every time you challenge a horse with the power stat but instead it's like you still need to build as much speed and stamina as you did before but now you need to invest in power and overtaking skills too.
>>530733715>Wants to be the best uma in Japan>Leaves home to go to the big city>Keeps losing races and keeps getting her shoes stolenThat phone call home must be brutal. Poor girl.
>>530733813:D <- me when I get to roll for more honses instead (I'm on my phone and don't have reaction images saved) :(
Shouldn't Condor be Peruvian?
>>530733932Love to send them to the glue factory maybe
>>530734034Biwa Hayahide for sure
>>530734049Don't do it anon, she is a worse McQueen.
How many gems are we getting in the next event? Will we get an Air Shakur guaranteed SSR ticket too?
>>530727415congratulations casualbro don't let the pvp autists get to you, I'll roll a bit on her banner to get my deck together but after that it's all in on umas
>>530734130Condor is just larping. She's from kentucky
>>530733701dam I wish I was white.
Rice Shower spook if you read this
>>530733932if I'm being 100% honest... I only like her because of her tights. without tights she'd go way down my tier list.
>>530733267>2%1 for each IQ of yours, brainlet
THREE
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THREE
What does guts even do? Useless meme fucking stat. Why is my only double SSR a fucking guts card.
>>5307279172lb kitasan is still ass you need 3lb. either you get one copy and play the long game where you can uncap her without dupes or get 3lb now and reap the benefits
>>530727674depends on your skill situation; if you have decent wit and a lot of good skills available the bonus skill points can be really good. If you don't have a lot of great skills available not so much
Is the friendship training or the ! training better
>out of monies
Time to sell myself to my own trainees, I guess...
>>530734314Don't threaten me with a good time Belno
oyakodon with rudolf and teio or oyakodon with agnes and daiwa scarlet
>>530734382Minimum speed boost. it also boosts pretty decent stats outside of guts so if you have flat bonuses for stamina you can do a guts build.
so is the show supposed to be worse than the game?
>>530734382if you and a horse are neck and neck at the end of the race, you just win for free.
Post Uma music that isn't jpop, metal, rock, electro, you get the idea.
Pretty please and thank you!
So is Smart Falcon a femcel?
>>5307345381st season 100%
it's very 5/10
>>530734538The movie is kino of the highest order
>>530733528>>530733930Not only we have Biko Pegasus, but Cygames made an actual Tokusatsu episode of Carrotman.
https://youtu.be/urIjbB288Ac?list=PLzFNGS7Rcf-OGAkVWYyCJ9piuMGIvDA4v
>>530734569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM
>>530734725you can literally only talk about the sakuga movie with zero story, because its the only thing youve watched
>>530734314my mood just went down
This is so disappointing...
QUEEN
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GOOD LUCK TO ALL BIWA GODS
Do alt skins have new stories or something? Is it just a skin? I want the rice alt but if its just a skin given how stingy the game is with currency I am better with new umas
cwool
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ANOTHER 1.5k to KITAS-
GOLD SHIP
>>530734569gonna start a japanese cowboy bar and play this kinda shit
I suspect bourbon's ranch would be completely on board with lewding bourbon..
>>530734757so which uma is it??
>>530734886BUT I HAVE TO HOLD FOR KITASAN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>says "supercar" in English
>translated as "hot rod"
I just don't understand
>>530734314BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE BELNO RAPE
Holy shit bros being a NEET sucks, I feel like shit while I'm doing the gym but I feel so good when I get home, it's like my brain can process things more clearly, I even feel hornier to fap to horsies.
all the gambling addicts that wanna pretend theyre whales can FINALLY roll!
>>530734956god she is so adorably innocent
>HELPING HAND GIVEAWAY
GIVE ME THE GOVERNMENT GIBS
GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOW
I've won the SSR Power El Condor Pasa from the free gacha, is she any good? I'd been using a L25 biwa hayade SR
>5 Team Trials done
>only one of them gave any bonuses
Ebin
>3 SSR
>NONE ARE BIWA
BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
biwah
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SHE'S HERE
SAY SOMETHING
>>530734968restart your game
>>530734538Anime
Cinderella Gray > Season 2 > Season 1 > Season 3
Movies
New Era > Road to the Top
>>530733930>>530734757fuck I need Pegasus now
how long until we get her.
I love her bros...why didn't i pick her...i love shy uwawawa musumes.
WHY DOES SHE KEEP SHOWING UP
>>530735156Bricking banner.
>>530735156I wanted KitaBlack instead...
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>flat
>glasses
>braid
YOOOOOO
>>530735161rttt isnt a movie you stupid faggot turd
>>530724025Dirt is S tho, other than the fact that you didn't inherit Maruzensky, Rudolf, or Oguri that's a good dirt runner.
>>530734406ill just play the long game losing out on friend points and 50 carats every 1 or half month isnt that much of a bane as its still far far away til the scenario where guts is meta wanting the mlb haru card i presume?
>>530734793Uma movie had a story though prolly not as great as teio's or oguri's but i love all the uma's that featured in it and am now saving for them in the process
So, will we get another 1,500 fake horse coins for the Kitasan banner too?
>>530735156I like megane. We need more megane uma
>>530734956how can someone hate this goober
>>530735021Not all umamusumes are racers, so this one probably became an actress.
>>530735176CARROT MAN CARROT MAN
https://youtu.be/EVRbgu3Qwl0
>>530735156not free? dont care
newfag here, completed my first career. Now what? Keep raising my uma's rank?
*Also, bakushin finally requested her song.
>>5307351569/10 design wasted on a brick of a kit.
how do I win with mihono, I have her potential level three but she always comes up short :/
>>530735156big head dumb face
>>530728860Does anybody have that fake โIโm in a relationship with an underage girlโ version of this?
>>530735328>that fucking music>someone paid for this to be createdi love japan so much
>>530735156embarrassingly HUGE head
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>>530735268It is though. It even has more animation put into the movie version.
>>530735030Shut up chud the intention is what matters and the tranny in charge of the translation knows the language better than you.
>>530735156Cygames are going to look at the earnings for her banner, see that no one rolled (because of Kitasan Black), and completely remove her from the game.
>>530735265yeah? does that make you wanna FUCK her??
When I'm fishing for a pink spark, should I just delete the Trainee if she doesnt get the spark from her legacy right like on spawn? I've got over 80 TPs
Bros, as a danchou, should I exercise my right to kick off slackers or should I seek approvement from the council?
>>530735156YOUR SKILL IS LESS USEFUL THAN FUCKING HARUS
>>530735403all horses have different career mode
some are EZ modo some are hard as fuck
now go try them all
is steam shitting itself right now
>>530729958>like special weekKEK
>>530735194Hag sex, keep her happy
>>530735648>last loginif we were 2-3 years in, i'd say give him 7-14d max, but we're barely 3 weeks in or something, so fuck em.
>win URA finale with urara
>get connection error
is steam down for anyone else
spent 40 pulls and got a shuttle dupe and a special week... imma stop before I actually get myself in trouble.
Btw is week just plain bad for ftp since she has a strong free card?
Any open clubs? Is Uma&Co still available?
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even the claw machine hates her
all 5 dropped
AAAAA THE UPDATES ARE SO FUCKING FAST I thought about catching some break from game but it keeps feeding me more stuff into my mouth and giving me more goals to achieveeee
HORSES DOWN
STEAM DOWN
UMAS BROKE STEAM
>>530735510Wrong horse and I refuse to get in the car
Am I too late to join in for the rewards?
Oh damn steam actually went down outside of the tuesday maint
>>530735856honestly it's a miracle that it was holding up so well despite the game performing way above the expected
Holy shit why did nobody tell me you can trigger Opera-O's senior triple crown event twice.
Literally free 26 all stats, this shit is amazing.
>6500 carats from guaranteed Kitsan spark
Fug
>guts banner card
so I should just pull for umas this week yeah?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>530735825I got this and I don't think it even saved because steam crashed
The universe truly hates her
SERVER DOWN?
IS THAT RECOMPENSATION CARATS FOR SERVERS ISSUES I SMELL?
KITASAN BLACK THERE IS STILL CHANCE FOR ME!
ive spent $3k on this piece of shit game and i cant even play it, got kicked out while purchasing more carrots
Is this a steam or cygames fuck up? I hope the latter for some gibs
>biwa broke the servers
wtf
>>53073607325 carats inc woooooooooooo
>>530735684Got it. Will try gold ship next.
>I keep getting error code 390
HELP
Oh good, it's not just me
>>530735631stronk makween
>every first worlder playing just fine
>the subhuman seanigger cant log in
good
>>530735632The legacies on spawn aren't RNG, so if you don't like what you see before the training starts then don't start the training.
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>>530735559not until this is back
>steam went down
mobileGODS we're winning as usual
NOOOOOO MY DAILIES SAVE ME
>>530736110isn't steam maintenance on tuesdays
>EoS announced
NOOO MY MONEY
they shutting third worlders down
/uma/ might become great again
let's fucking gooo
>>530736105nigga you what
I don't even want Kitasan Black, I know a lot of autists will have her maxed for me to burrow.
shameful display
apologems now
and 1 intern must sudoku himself
>>530735176>how longYou remember that pic with all the banners? She's like 30 banners after them all.
She currently holds the title for the longest an Umamusume took to be implemented after its announcement.
The only good thing is that she is a 2*, so you don't need to save to get her.
>Won URA finale with Gold Ship
>the game fucking died
So this is the power of autism?
is there a new event or is it just a new banner
>>530736231It's a steam thing Master duel is down for me too
>server dies just before my Club refresh
All I wanted was to play with anons, this is cruel
holy GIBS I'm going to ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>7 rolls
>no Biwa
I have only myself to blame for falling for it
Wait a moment
If I don't get the thing for 200 exchange points my points get converted into clovers which are basically worthless? These 200 clover scout tickets are just 1 roll, right?
>>530736150Speaking of Biwa, she's one of my top three faves but I can't afford to pull her during her rate up.
Did Cygames ever give out a second free select ticket for umas over the 4.5 years after launch? I'll even go for a paid one if it comes to that.
>>530736261>>530736190playing on a phone is a joke
>>530736138>>530736261/uma/jp is so fucking back!
I got a mail for 1500 carats, like 30k SP, some monies, and I think like 10 parfaits and alarm clocks right before server crash. Anyone have a link to whatever page/event this is since the game is down and we have nothing better to do?
>>530736284>I will willingly shackle myself to a whale and be at the mercy of him granting me the usage of his card slave mindset.
>>530736203dream big anon
>>530736312it was my fault because i won with urara...
It was nice knowing you guys. I guess this is the end huh? Servers just randomly die and everyone saving for Kitasan black end up cucked?
So Steam players that linked to Steam can't play the game?
>dying for fucking Biwa
How fucked are we when Kitasan drops?
>>530736261I'm from nebraska and can't log in...
phone is fine, probably steam fucking up
>>530736534Playing on my phone
I don't like playing on my phone...
>>530736416that's how sparking works yes
shit or get off the pot
>>530736416200 scouts for one guaranteed pickup. If you don't use them, they become clovers.
I love my unstoppable horse mommy!
>>530735403Breed better umas so you can breed betterer umas
servers are asleep, post honses
CREEK YOU FUCKING NIGGER
THE ONLY TIME IM TRAINING LONG RUNNERS AND YOUR BITCH ASS DOESNT GIVE ME MAESTRO??????
FUCKING INFANTILE WHORE
>>530734768that "part 1" is giving me hope for kitasan
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imma cum
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
umadachi
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
umapyoi umapyoi
>>530736105No you didnt you wouldnt be here
>>530736554no one cares about the actual uma
loser only good fo getting her belly punched
>steam blew up
Biwa killed Gaben
is the new support banner worth rolling for?
is it that one broken supporter people have been telling me to save for?
Another mobage I play on steam is working fine, I guess it's just Uma Musume that's fucked
>>530736820no wait for the next one
>Server is back
Log in and get you free stuff, anon
WHY GAME NO WORK
I CANT BE DEPRIVED OF HORSE PUSSY RIGHT NOW
>use my ura finals urara
>can't get 3 wins on dirt team trials
naruhodo.
is there a strategy of just maxing your character for team trials even though you lose ura finale?
AIIIIIIIIIIE I NEED TO SLEEP LET ME FINISH MY RUN
>>530736743thank fuck this game has 1 piece swimsuits. those are my number 1# fetish, and i'm literally swimming in them
July Helping Hand Giveaway
- Support Points ร30,000
- Monies ร60,000
- Alarm Clocks ร10
- Pleasing Parfait ร10
>>530736416Gee, I wonder if that might be the reason everyone was saying to hoard instead of just pulling whenever you feel like it.
>>530736416lmao dumb faggot
>newfags first steam maintenance
jesus christ, children the lot of you, unironically
>>530736747This kept playing in my head during morning prayers the other day.
I have hors virus in my brain.
>>530735403Try to get a variety of umas raised to fill out your pvp team. Your goal after that should be to try and get 3* umas by finishing career with more than 600 in a stat and remember to always pack 3 or more speed cards.
"Clovers
Clovers are gained from pulling on a banner, then having the banner change. You get 1 Clover per pull you did. If you do a spark (200 pulls to get a copy of the rate up SSR), you wonโt get Clovers for those 200 pulls. You can also sell excess Pieces for them.
The Clover shop doesnโt have many appealing things in it."
nice fucking game we got right there
Do all of our shops look the same? inventory wise
Why is potential levelling so damn expensive
There's gotta be a better way to get money than this
>>530736871is this a horse or a cow?
>>530735648>2dhe isn't coming back
I can't clear any URA finales anymore
It's like now that I am trying to farm 3* sparks and go for good card synergy and do the optional early G1 races for extra skill points, it all goes to fucking hell ...
>>530737047that's usually on tuesday, bwo...
>can't load the steam front page either
oh so its steam the one having a derp moment
or my internet is just coincidentally shitting the bed at the same time
>>530736747wtf does umapyoi mean?
>random 10 pull
F2PBROS WE ARE SO BACK!!! KITASAN IS OURS NOW
Hey
>>530702628Anon
>>530704014 here, I can't send club application right now because Steam server is down. Will do it tomorrow morning when I wake up
>Way to go rookie! Part 1 1500 karats
Oh my thank you cygenerous
IM GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT
>>530737047It's thursday, imbecile NEET
>>530737116literally doesnt matter. steam server partially going down is anything but new or unexpected, it happens all the time
Finally got this shit with Golshi.
Got 2* power spark too but I wish it was stamina
>13 pulls for Biwa
Pain but I wanted her
Cygames please give more gibs
>>530736110steam broke
they made it so the game checks for steam on login
it didn't on release btw
where do I get Swinging Maestro from?
why is it "pretty derpy" ?
>horse game no work
>limbus game no work
>pedo archive no work
did north korea finally nuke asia or something?
>>530736820Yes, roll now for mejiro palmer
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Its so fucking over
>>530737153Please be real
I need 10 pulls daily to get a Kitasan spark, game is just going too fast to farm karats
>part 1, implying there's more parts
we're getting another 1500 bwos.
>>530737332it's steam retard
>a second scenario alt instead of a new uma
reclining
last time I've seen retarded children scream like this over steam being down is on /v/, which befits those overreacting zoomer brain rot filth.
>>530736924All pvp dirt tracks are mile. Is your Urara set up to run mile races?
>>530737167i literally was about to invite you just now, i had the archive open with your link and shit
>>530737305SUPA CREEEEEEEEK
dumbfucks you're supposed to chimp out regardless
nips have weak spines and will give out apologems
Just play on your phones, do you guys have not phones?
>>530737371Yeah, but I'm guessing it will be next month after the Kitasan banner finishes
>>530728924I believe in you Anon, in a week she'll be A+. Mark my words.
>>530736743why is her last name dick
when is the new scenario coming? I don't see anything on the global schedule
I got Biwa first pull guys. Am I bricked?
>>530733075https://files.catbox.moe/6umipv.jpg
>>530735328>Not all umamusumes are racers, so this one probably became an actress.nah it's their version of blackface
>>530736416yes, this is why it's bad to just use pulls whenever. use them 200 at a time to guarantee what you want or instead of a max rarity thing you want every 200 pulls you get a random pull that's probably the lowest rarity.
this is why pulling for kitasan is a bad idea as well. you won't have enough gems to guarantee kitasan, many will end up with something like 0lb and 170/200 progress that goes down the drain. you pull once you have enough to get what you want and then stop, never gamble them because you will lose.
>>530736820it is a guts card which means it's not that good right now but will be great in the future after guts is buffed directly. if you want to build your collection just pull, at worst you will get a card most people won't have because many people are skipping this banner to all pull the exact same card.
>>530737059the shops are the same yes. we told you 10,000 times not to waste pulls.
>>530737063whale bait. you don't need potential period, it's something whales go for.
>race a G2 to farm fans the turn before a goal race
>3rd
>goal race is a G1
>2nd
uhh okay
>>530740886Is there a better tag than The GOAT? its the best one ive gotten so far
wtf, apparently the skill ceiling in this game is using overpowered parents and investing solely into the 30% of skills after maximum discounts while bouncing back and forth between speed/wit training... Its just like real life...
>>530741791Every character has a specific title that they can get as well
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