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hors

>>530786024 (OP)
sex

what should I have done differently on my pace hors to win the medium finals

What's her problem?

>>530786114
I think she's neat and her labcoat looks exceptionally good on her

look at her go

>>530786114
she argues based on facts instead of flinging shit at the ecelebs that make her seethe

>8 down moods and a slacker condition through out her Career
Very nice thanks Nice Nature

Please invite me to the kool kids club.
757841474336

https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8MY1gN/results

Current standings:
1. TM Opera O
1. Mayano Top Gun
2. Oguri Cap
3. Rice Shower

We got 103 voters so far!
7 hours and 53 minutes remain.

I don't get it
Daiwa's signature suggests a front runner style, but her potentials include pace chaser skills
So what is it?

>>530786190
nice apple

>>530786114
Unironically spoiled.
She can't function without torena-kun so if you don't manage her lifestyle she's going to do stupid shit.

Why are the Honses immune to tanning?
You would think with all that time under the sun some of them would at least gain some tanned skin and tanlines that would make any straight male insane with lust

sex?

>>530786209
pls I need help.

You kids enjoying the horse racing game?

Post /uma/ reaction image
NOW

Just me that doesn't like when generals like this use language like rape, molest, abuse, punch, throw off a bridge, etc?
It stops treating the character like an individual and starts treating them as a toy of torture. To be stripped from their humanity for morbid edgeteen-tier jokes is soulless, I don't even find it uncomfortable, I just never enjoy it.

god my evil woman is so cute on stage
i don't actually know if she's evil but i saw a youtube video of her running and she was animated in that way
i didn't watch the anime

>>530786190
Apple.
Wife.

>>530786275
huh?

>>530786251
You can do both but it's easier to do front so there's no reason not to do front.

>>530786356
*rapes you*

>>530786024 (OP)
Hey I think we need a reminder at the end of the open like >>530669106 has

"Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, 8faggots, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tripniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting"

>>530786106
Stamina

is pvp mandatory like other gacha games for gem revenue? I'm losing like 80% of my matches at rank C3 against all the tryhards.

>saves the uma project from a premature death
APOLOGIZE

>>530786114

>>530786106
stam and more/better active skill. Try running more races if you lacked skill pt.

If I'm currently playing on Steam, can I also play on mobile and have it sync automatically so I can switch between devices? The Data Link option's wording makes it sound like it's a one way thing

>>530786356
Not sure if this is bait but I genuinely think the glue jokes are very tiresome already.

>>530786420
we are not /gfg/
and they will not listen

Cafe!
https://youtube.com/shorts/DSwjbYK0JD4?si=7CLgdMvu967odHXo

>>530786356
sir this is a 4chan's

>>530786356
Nishino Flower robbed me of my trophy carats and had to pay me back with her body.

>>530786356
Back to the dungeon, Torena-san. It's breeding time.

THREAD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>530786442
the one u do daily doesnt matter much, later you get monthly pvp races that gives u 2.4k? carrots max if u win

Send haru to glue factory
also goldshit

>>530786420
Lmao /gfg/ isn't a good example since newfag SEAniggers run that place now.

Agnes is a high functioning autist that reminds everyone she's an autist
Manhattan is a low functioning autist that wants to be left alone

>>530786114
The sugar cubes aren't even dissolving so it's not getting sweeter she's so stupid
>>530786275
The gods protect them from sunrays and evil trainers

I got

>>530786512
Yeah, but if you bought carats on steam you cant use them on mobile and vice versa. They are however not lost and you just need to spend them on their respective device

Is there an english version of this table?

https://x.com/umamusu_reveng/status/1377628403403272192

Will the free ssr tix expire before Kitasan's banner?
I was waiting for her banner before I start playing global.

>>530786251
no, it can activate while overtaking too. she can do both.
her alt is specifically long distance front runner though

>>530786414
Cool horse

>>530786514
that post isn't even about glue
and yes glue gets old quick but newbies find it funny the first time.

>>530786512
you can play simultaneously

>>530786356
daily reminder

Maruzensky is too funny man.

>>530786603
that's a child

>>530786114

>king halo is such a shitter but I need a sprinter to run with my bakushin
>see this
I will make you a winner next time... or the next one...

>>530786604
i didn't realize i could use the scraps in my steam wallet before i bought the daily pack on my phone SIGH

>>530786603
yaia if flat

>>530786114
She's the usual sperg who only cares about things that pique her interest and shuts out anything

>>530786414
What a fag.

>>530786628
Quite cool

>>530786579
I might just quit if thats real and cygames stops giving handouts

>>530786598
seeing her petite body in a swimsuit was very endearing

>>530786620
i don't think kitasan is on that ticket

>>530786420
>/gfg/
Isn't that the general where an anon literally livestreamed himself blowing his brains out

>>530786639
Teio would never do this to her torena. She's a good girl after all.

>>530786672
>quick mode on what sounds like a first career
You deserve this for hating your horses

>>530786498
I ran 7 g1 and 22 total races so I think I should have been good on points
should the points spent on condition skills been used elsewhere?

Goldshit ruined my account..

should i try to curate my 1 star support cards or use higher rarity cards as long as stats fit

please don't tell me the strategy after kitasan is to save up for the rerun...

Which umas owe me sex?

MAYANO PLEASE STOP LOSING IT HURTS ME

Do NOT open
https://files.catbox.moe/99h7fl.png

>>530786296
not including dailies, weeklies, club monthlies, PVP events

What event if any, drops alongside Kitasan?

>>530786702
>>530786639
>>530786560
Just got a report from the oyabun that the umas are sleeping with their trainers again...Japan has fallen, billions must date (human women)

>>530786946
Yakuza is monitoring this general

>>530786713
well even if u lose u still get like 1.6k? carrats, everyone gets carrats just some ppl get more, also its mostly abt understanding of the race course then how much you whale, everyone has a chance

>>530786356
Rape all Umas

>>530786941
Nyo you can get away with rolling 2 copies then pitying the third. Use the first uncap item and anniv SSR ticket on her. You only need to roll on the rerun if you're a lucklet.

>>530786114
libido

ARGHHHHH HOW THE HELL DO I COMPLETE RUDOLFS CAREER
It was going relatively well and then comes a race where I'm forced to waste all alarms against umas who have drastically lower stats and should not be able to win at all.
While I'm 4 Ds and a C, the rest are basically barely breaking 2 Ds and I still lose, despite having decent skills too.
What should I be training. I don't understand this game. It tells you fuck all.
Stamina and speed, sure self explanatory.
Power? Apparently determines whether you get to pass someone, but nowhere does it say that.
Guts is just what they produce, as I, again, have no clue what the fuck it does.
Wit apparently has to do with your skills, but I could have a bajillion and not have her activate her overtake or a zero and do.
Give me a manual or something you fucking rats I'm forced to trod through this minefield blind and pay you to do so? Suck an equine.

I am only going to roll on Kitasan banner once and if I luck out then I just borrow a whale one. I already got other cards as my own and I want to save up my rolls for the Umas I love that are coming out soon already.

>>530786793
entirely depends on what you got.. if you had speed star (gold version of prepared to pass) it would've been great. Homestretch haste, focus, ramp up, also great. Not sure which other legacy you got but I would've went with mcqueen since her skill has higher rate of activation with pace and front.

>>530786975
Bro?
The yakuza?

>>530786941
what to do for max metafaggotry
>reroll on kitasan for as many copies you can
>roll on super creek/tazuna for mlb creek
>roll on kitasan rerun for mlb
then you can rest easy and borrow any niche horse you might need

I like meme girl
Uma for this feel?

Knowing that this game has very few 1 star and 2 stars... Has anyone noticed how the "2 stars+ guaranteed" sounds kinda pointless as a feature for the 10 pull? At least for the trainee banners it's going to be a repeat of the same faces. It still is decent for the support card banners.

I think they should've balanced between having mostly 3 stars but still a decent amount of 2 stars.

>>530787159
Do better?

>>530787159
Are you running her late? Switch to pace if so

>>530786975
This AI pulls too too much from Western artists. Quite possibly due to the presence of weird horse penises (Japanese artists don't do this)

>>530787028
ok thats not as bad somewhat, I don't mind devs dangling peanuts to whales/tryhards so long as I get my cut, as long as they don't cater entirely to metaslaves, I think I can stick around without getting anxious about the endless rat race of gachas spiraling into extracting money from the playerbase.

Is Uma Musume a game for trannies?

>>530786414
I love this overconfident retard like you wouldn't believe

>>530787219
How long is Creek's lifespan before she gets powercrept?

>>530787215
Seeing picrel, I think I'm starting to gravitate towards their side

>>530787279
you are a dumb motherfucker Rudolf's skill only activates reliably if she's set to late and it's one of the most powerful uniques currently in-game

>>530787209
I sadly had the option for swinging maestro which in hindsight would have been a better early pick .

>>530787007
Not like that perv, I mean for propagating their bloodline

AAAAA I DON'T GET HOW TO GET 3* SPARKS
ALL MY RUNS BARELY GET B ON SPEED AND LESS ON THE OTHER STATS

>>530787225
Gold Ship and Oguri get a lot of maymays.
>>530787249
>sounds kinda pointless as a feature for the 10 pull
It is

>Search up lightless uma
>The only thing that shows up the some retard who put Mexican subs in the middle of the screen
>Had to look up "ライトレス"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqNtiKUNIfg
Man, I dont get why people like Tachyon so much even after watching the movie I don't see her appeal. I also find her sleeves past fingers thing weird and very distracting during her concert.

>>530786609
got you lil bro

0~300 -> + 0.05
301~600 -> 0.10
601~900 -> 0.15
901~2000 -> 0.20

>>530787314
she's still useful to this day bro

>>530787262
rope negro
>>530787279
No, always pace. I tried switching to late once because pace just wasn't working, and ended up worse off, but I never do. I know her strengths and how she *should* play, I just don't know how to achieve it.

>>530787378
autist doesn't understand other peoples perspectives, likes and dislikes
shocking

>>530787372
you need to pull support cards..

>random long race in oguri's career
wtf bros

>>530787249
That's how it worked in Priconne but it's kinda hard to make characters here since this is a multimedia Idol franchise. You have to get a VA who can shake her ass on stage for each character, then design an image song on top of all the other normal character design work.

When's the next event? Is next week just going to be dead?

>goldcity and winning ticket
Well at least now if I get their dupes it's 10 cleats

>>530787446
>he lacked stamina

>>530787409

I just got 2LB tazuna from the last SSR ticket, Is it worth using her? If so is there a particular way to play her? This is the deck I'd use for medium/miles

>>530787334
Language.
While it doesn't happen every time I see her skill activate regularly on pace and when it doesn't it's because she was already winning without it. I always run her pace and and have no trouble good ending her runs.

>>530787309
you can also choose from open grade or B rating max grade, the B max one has a couple hundreds less carrats but its an option, you will either find newish players there which you can easily win off or the worst kind of minmaxfags, so its a coinflip

>>530787495
i brought 200 stamina to a long race because i was built for mediums
at least i didn't end up rolling any medium skills so i wasnt super punished

>>530787159
It took me a lot of tries for Rudolf....

How long does a paused career last by the way? Forever?

Is there a reason to whale in this game

is it even possible to win without borrowing someone elses op uma

>>530787314
roughly 4 years and 3 months

Aren't umas basically erunes? Where are the armpits, sideboobs and backs?

>>530787548
>language

>see an anon's post about doing poorly when thinking, and somehow winning with Bakushin just by going into speed
>try to do the same thing because I'm sick of losing
>won the finals let alone her career
What the fuck?
Also is the SSR Gold City any good, that's who I pulled with the free ticket

>>530787378
Movie Tachyon is lamer than game Tachyon

>>530787334
Currently trying to see if I can put Coast is Clear onto Rudolph to make her clear the way instead of having to run around people, I have go with the flow on her but even with decent speed/stam/power in the 800+s she has a hard time carching up to front runners like Bourbon if there's a pack of pacers to dance around.

>>530787440
Huh? how should look my support card team right now?

>>530786237
How is opera so high up?

>>530787531
Who is your MLB creek friend?

>>530787378
She's a character made for women. You need to have a vagina (real) to understand her appeal.

>>530787605
I thought it would be harsher but she still got good mood?

>>530786994
> Japan population crisis when with men is with ningen woman
> Uma Japan has no population crisis
It's almost as if the problem is not on the males

>>530787531
tazuna is a requirement for front runners and generally comfy card. get her friend level to green and you'll randomly trigger her event where you get tazuna as recreation option. Afterwards it's basically like kiryuin with a bonus that she'll heal any ailment on 2nd and 4th.. iirc. and you get 50% chance to get concentration/focus on her last recreation event.

>>530786757
Teio is a brat she’s capable of doing this

>>530787430
>I just don't know how to achieve it.
nigga, get better parents, all into power, on 3goddes marks you should get free 60-80 points in power each time, get 4 cards in speed, preferably maxed out event one, and borrow upgraded ssr creek for stamina, focus on stamina training regularly, but on summer camp go for speed

>>530787682
You wouldn't get it

>>530787563
the stam needed between medium/long(short) is pretty close to each other. it's the long(long) that needs ridiculous 1000-1200 stam
200 stam is nowhere near enough for medium

>>530787571

>>530787780
Tazuna is good? i thought she was pretty bad

>>530787634
No she's bad

SPECIAL WEAK

>>530787713
Just check the discord where ppl share their ids

Belno needs love too

https://youtu.be/5k30DgQeBRc?si=hs6QoHu_Jlg58p8W

do you stop nice nature from getting sad all the time or do you just deal with it
>>530787850
i had 3 recovery skills (rest of the skills i rolled were unusable)

>>530787869
She's good if you get her uncapped base Tazuna is meh. Her recreation events are basically a well rested event that shits out mood up and skill points it's very useful.

did I do good

>>530787634
I like the friendship bonus and the 6 gorillion hints the card gives but the skills are pretty bad.

i think im gonna start running

>>530787985
don't you get more training points with a good mood? I always keep my horses at "great"

I wish all chestnut umiggers a very awful summer camp

I like emotionally abusive scientist horse.

Long ears > earlets

How come Japanese women aren't into Uma Musume?

>>530787869
her utility gets better as her card, and your deck gets better. Yes at base and when your deck is not well invested it could be better to avoid.

>>530787810
about 80% of what you just said completely went over my head
I have no idea how to achieve most of this
picrel is the best I have, I think

>>530788009
Nyes. Now you can relax

>>530788047
Spe chan wouldn't say this

>>530787675
Nevermind Coast is clear only works on End Closers.

>>530788031
Just do it

>>530787929
Umamusume: Cinderella White (Album)

>>530787929
TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP!

>>530788080
But they do? Japan have the yabai keiba onna meme for female horse racing lovers.

is this quite possibly the worst speed card in the game? holy fuck.
the gold skill is a mile exclusive heal that activates early race if you're in the backline.

>>530788045
yeah but nice nature gets sad very often it feels like i'm wasting too many turns going on dates

>>530787870
>>530788027
fucking FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Tazuna is the only other SSR I have, and I refused to reroll because I could go on dates with her

>>530788031
Me too.

Guys it's so weird, Gold Ship is pretty hot when she shuts her mouth but when she starts talking i can't see myself giving it to her.
Just imagine you're having sex and she just gets up midway to go have a jog or just spouts memes and retardation during dates.
I can't, i've been filtered.

Super "Sex goddess" Creek

>>530788096
>he doesn't know about (our)mascot's dark side

>>530788223
she's cute when she wins races and also when she kicks you

>>530788242
I LOVE FAT TITS

>>530788031
Don't forget to practice your Winning Live

>>530788138
Player base is literally 80% male

>>530788175
How does this card only have 3 skills when other SSR gacha speed cards have like 8 lmao.

>>530788242
More like Super Sexo

>>530788031
Me too after work. Today is running day.

I lost this run to a 5% training fail twice in a row btw

>>530788274
>but lots of people loved mating with Mejiro Dober
what a whore, a good one but still a whore

>>530788292
Seems pretty good given that all the umas are girls.

yay

Some of the upcoming umas are very beautiful.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>530788274
>Met El Condor Pasa
>Failed to ever beat them. Also lost horse of the year to them. Their IRL team seethed

>6% chance to fail training
>fail, get practice perfect though
I guess the run isnt bricked early

>>530787780
Would it be worth it to roll on the super creek/tazuna banner if I manage to get back to 30000 carrots after Kitasan black?

>fails 3% training with Practice Perfect
>gets Mood Down event before story race
>gets 16th on Arima Kinen because why not lose gracefully
>proceeds to get boxed and end in 7 and 8th in important non-story races even as Pace despite statmogging the competition and high Wit
>gets Mood down again before last Japan cup and her final shot of getting Legend
Why is Vodka such a gigantic Jobber? Scarlet would never do this

Pre-debut, when do I use Recreation? Do I want Great mood on turn 2/3 instantly?

>Riceshower stealing first place last second
Why does she do this.

Juvenile Fillies

>>530788082
where is the friend slot

>>530788419
The designs get a lot more colourful as well, sometimes even a bit too colourful...

>>530788082
ok, ditch the pink fire icon cards and green office lady even tho they are shiny golden, we don't want those, get regular silver cards with blue shoe icon even, you must have some

>>530788419
Well straight men don't exactly spend money for half naked men in swimsuit.

>the only way i can get to teio sho is with maruzensky
>no dirt 3*
not like this...

>>530788515
I wouldn't know I have the Teio SSR that literally deletes getting boxed from the game.

>>530788570
aoi is good thougheverbeit

>>530788525
Do one training, then recreation. There's a chance recreation restores energy. You can also do it turn one too.

>>530788175
what are the career event skills

>>530788009
explode freak

>>530788365
Can't beat the Mejiro charm, baby.

Rice Shower's career keeps talking about her being a "stayer", what the fuck does that mean? Did I miss something?

>>530788494
creek is a pretty good investment

>>530788540
HEEL'ed

>pulled Gold City
>sounds like I somehow pulled one of the worst SSRs
Oh... is she at least fun to talk to

>>530788569
Yeah. Some of them have cool themes. I like the cop and the samurai. Very cool.

So I need to get speed as high as I can while getting 600+ stam and power?

>>530788582
I love how all the fujobait shilling from Cygames hasn't changed the fact that Grubble's most popular character is still Narmaya.
Anyway, hors.

I just uninstalled hsr. I waited for an entire year for seiba and they made her mute. This game is so much comfier

>>530788494
yes >>530787219

>SSR Make Debut guaranteed ticket
>get a dupe Symboli Rudolf
I'm a bit mad but I love her anyway.

>>530788693
Stayer = horses specialized in long races, as opposed to sprinters like Bakushin, who can only excel in short races, or milers = horses excel in mile races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQlhou9CUQ

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>530788707
>Mogs me when I'm not training
>Try to do her campaign
>Filtered by the third or fourth race
Maybe I should actually read guides instead of following my gut...

>>530788756
The fate models looks so fucking bad

>>530788717
>the samurai.
My beautiful more-than-2-years-away wife.....

>>530788394
Western women love Uma Musume though

>>530788525
If none of your cards give an event with mood up, then you usually want to hit it on the first day you don't have 2 or more supports on a training. Or sometime around the 4th or 6th turn, depending on if you're using wit to recover energy. How low on energy you are, you don't want to have to use recreation only for it to hit karaoke and then have to rest afterward as well and miss out on a training.

BAfags btfo

>>530788708
could be worse, i pulled int shakur and speed gold city

>>530788693
watch the anime

>>530788009

>>530787219
you don't really need to mlb creek desu. Like yeah her starting with 1 bar for earlier rainbows is nice but I'd rather have a 80% kitasan over it any day

>>530788894
I-I don't know what that means but I believe you that it's an unhappy result

>>530788861
Western women aren't real.

I got A BUNCH OF SHIT. IM BUYING ROOMIE PACK C

>>530786356
I understand your sentiment but you can't stop me

>>530788274
wtf why did they make in-game spe-chan so friendly then?

>>530788878
They just take Ls while Uma takes Ws.
Sad!

>>530786356
Ok sis, now bend over.

Fucked up how like 90% of the SSR support cards in this game are literally worthless

Ass Wonder

>Play Special Week using Late
>Everything is going surprisingly well
>"WTF I'm winning everything"
>This never happened to me with Late
>"Wait"
>She was using Pace chaser all this time
kek

>>530788595
Go look for a dirt 3* on the official discord. Try not to spill your spaghetti.

>>530788009
Yes but also explode

>>530786356
*rapes you*

>>530789035
isnt pace chaser just better because you get boxed in less often
t.newbie

>>530788878
Couldn't have happened to a more insufferable fanbase. I swear, like 90% of the worst shitposters in gacha generals are BA players.

>https://ko-fi.com/pixloen/shop
Am i an asshole if i get them all for free anon
Also will people laugh at me if i use that

>>530788878
nexon won, got the reviews n dun need to hand out anything

>>530788549
Sex

>>530789035
I won URA Finals with Urara using Front Runner
Unironically what is the point of Late Surger and End Closer even being in the game?

Grabbing jordan's hair while i

>>530786024 (OP)
>All Guides & Resources
The lack of horse tierlists worries me

>>530788952
if you can only afford one with the gibs global is getting, then prioritizing kitasan mlb would be ideal
the accelerated banners will give people less time to save yeah

>>530788274
spe is 純愛 fag, based?

>>530786356
But what if I'm getting raped by Umas?

Hi

>>530789089
I don't know, i usually use front so i don't know how to build Pace umas

Are you prepared for the inevitable Umapyoi orchestra version performed by the Game Awards band?

>Mayano Top Cun
>Ass Wonder
>Tamamo Cocks

>>530789089
pace chaser is -technically- worse because of higher stamina consumption but in practice is way better because you're much less likely to get boxed in like latecucks
front is just the best position if you can have it but most horses have poor aptitude for it

What's wrong Trainer why are you so scared?

>>530788858
>2 years
Damn, great outfit anyway. I expect her to be a history nerd. Must pull for me.

>>530789308
>Cun

>>530788982
Kek

>>530786114
She's a good mother.

You look at umas like Ramonu and Maruzen then at Turbo and Windy and we're supposed to believe they're all in the same age group

>>530788274
>haha Special Week was such an asshole in real life
>the Tamamo Creek factoids

>>530789278
Hello fello flattie

>>530789086
hope the mask stays on during rape

>>530788982
Your mother?

TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEI TEIO!

>>530789278
She is so pretty and kind

>>530789285
It's going to be performed by all the 30+ yo white uma streamers

I wanna fuck a trainee

>>530788274
Stay gold did nothing wrong, ovr hero

>>530789358
exists to serve cunny to (you)

>Decide to use ssr tickets
>Get two Fujins back to back
Pain

>>530789218
>I won URA Finals with Urara using Front Runner
Did you build power or just speed + wit Bakushin? I think mine had bad acceleration

>>530789278
How horny is McQueen for trainer cock?

>>530789218
>Unironically what is the point of Late Surger and End Closer even being in the game?
New player trap

You should run as a G ranked front over S ranked late/end 99% of the time.

I love my fellow Trainer wife Kiryuin.

>>530788745
Well most gamers are male so

>>530789089
No. Getting boxed in is a skill issue. The strategies are trade-offs and should be considered based on aptitude, support card setup, and their unique/support skills. The later in the pack you are, the less speed you need but the more power and navigation you need to offset it. It's just Bakashins who only know how to build a sprinting front-runner who freeze up when they have to actually train Power.

I tend to build every Uma I can as a late surger since my supports have a lot of skills for surgers and it's always exciting to see them steal the win at the end. Stuff like Nimble Navigator, Go with the Flow, and high power/wit (For acceleration to overtake on corners and skill procs/positioning) are essential and once you have it set up, it doesn't matter if the Suzuka/Bakashin in front has 500 speed on you because your Uma will blast past them at Mach 1 anyway.
Pic related is an example of the extreme speed difference between Front/End.

Just failed a race three times. The retry victory feels hollow. Any good ways to self harm to punish myself for failing my uma?

>>530789274
>>530789334
>>530788060
>>530786560
>>530786639
#TrainersRightsMatter
#StopTrainerGrape
#HumansOnlyTogether
Who else is with me?

If I start saving from 0 now do you think I can get 200 wishes by the end of kitasan banner to guarantee 1 copy

>>530789218
Let me show you, long race incoming hop on and show off your Gold Ships. 87602143

>>530789539
FUCK

Mayano is literally a groomer

>>530789604
start a career with haru and never stopping training even when shes injured and has 0 energy keep training her

>>530789573

Top gun doesn't actually want to fuck me right? It's just the "when I gwo up I'm going to marry daddy phase" right?

>>530789612
for diversity and inclusion we are obligated to make with umas

What's up umaniggers, newfag EN cuck is here.

>>530789072
now i need my own 3* dirt sparks...

>>530789539
C U T E

>>530789089
Late and End have better speed multipliers and last spurts in general.

>>530789509
How did she know that cunnies with tan lines are my weakness?

>>530788998
Holy sex

>>530789635
Is the plan to shit out 2000 carats a day or something

holy shit that took forever

I think I'm gonna quit, sorry bros.

>>530789521
That's 5 Sr tickets pretty good

>>530789723
its your job to ensure she never leaves that phase

who did you guys use your 3* ticket for? or are you keeping it safe until you think it's the right moment to use?

gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics

I reccomend everybody to read this article it give you a huge insight of how stats and certain current(and future one) mechanics works, how umas act based on their running strats.

Did you guys knew that speed only matters on the last spurt mechanic?

I sincerely don’t think late is bad. Enough power and speed, and they will just run through the rest.

You don't like Super Creek!
You are just touch-starved.
You just need to be hugged.
You just need to be praised.
You just need to be patted.
You just need to be spoiled.
You just need to be nonconsensually breastfed and jerked off against your will

>Taiki gives me another speed spark
nice

AAAAAAAAA FUCKING CREEK WHY YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME MAESTRO AFTER I LEARN ANOTHER BLUE SKILL

>>530789723
Her alt skin is a wedding dress

>>530789675
>>530789723
ToT UUUUOOOOHHHHH IM GETTIGN GROOMED

>>530789775
ORFEVRE SEXOOOOOOOO

when is she getting added to the game?

>have gotten two 3 star on bourbon
>have 1 star on urara
>try to fuse them onto taiki
>1 shitty star every time
>it's been 4 days now
I'm getting tired of this ho.

>>530789612
Based and true

>>530789835
Show deck and parent please

>>530789713
>>530789573
>can't run fast
>can't lift strong
>don't even have tails to keep their husbandos comfy
Why are human femcels such shitters

>>530789675
>groomer
she’s a child…

>>530789782
you can convert dupes into tickets?

>>530789929
she knows what shes doing

>>530789889
>>have 1 star on urara
*one 3 star

>>530789647
>A tier but only a Finals Champion
You may have better stats, Whale-kun, but they'll never remember your name.
>People entering with random characters
I should've just brought in my Rudolf.

>>530789759
>>530789590
>better speed multipliers
No wonder my late horses teleports to the front once it's go time. Where'd you find these formulas?

>>530789929
Out of 10
>t. /a/ refugee

>>530789882
like 3 years or something insane unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4W4oAq9-K8

>>530789964
Yup. Storage > cleats > cleat shop > sr+ ticket

>>530789767
Ideally yeah, I went up more than 2000 today. There's a new event so I was hoping it would flood us with pulls.

>Train a frontrunner
>Steal someone's high quality Legacy Uma
>Win
Wait, was it always that easy?

>>530789964

I need Super Creek I want to be her good boy forever aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>530790038
Could have just stopped at "train a frontrunner". It's as close to an easy mode the game has

>>530789341
From what little there is in English, she sounds like a Sengoku era warlord larper obsessed with tactics and becoming the shogun of umas. It seems like her character is more tongue in cheek but I hope it's like Opera, where it's a nice balance and not just played for laughs, either way, she has top tier design as far as I'm concerned, reminds me of Takeda Shingen, Suzuki Shigehide, Li Naomasa etc, very cool.

Say her name.

>>530789746
But umas are violent and literally abuse their human partners

>>530790116
my beloved

>>530789929
Isn't she roughly the same age as the rest? Who you all sexualize constantly?

>>530790116
Makitakefukukitaru

Gold Ship is fun but training her is so nerve-wracking man
Got me so anxious I'm walking around my room praying hoping begging for her to not fuck up her race

>>530790030
damn...

>>530786356
>stripped from their humanity
It seems you are having a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction.
If you are gonna a full schizo breakdown, be my guest, but if you are just concernfagging over drawings, reddit and discord might be more your speed.

>>530790126
This is propaganda, Sweep would never hurt her Torena.

>>530789995
It's been a bit since I ran her career I should update it. I could probably get a better run on her now, but it's been a while and I managed to get some decent skills and it's hilarious to watch her go from End to beating 2nd by 6L

>>530790116
Her name is becoming easier.

How about the real challenge, say her name out loud in a precise way.

>>530790065
She's not my favourite uma, but she's certainly the one I want to see every time I open the game after work is done.

>>530790087
That's only true for Bakushin. There are plenty of potential Front Runners like King Halo that do not have baby mode races and actually have to make a build.

>>530789807
wait i thought for sure speed was the main thing affected your early position

>>530790116
luck GOD

>>530790258
Mambo

I wish horse girls were bigger than humans.

>>530790258
I'm a gundamfag and she shared a name with one of the cannons in their battleship so it's very easy for me

>>530790264
I hope I get her eventually, having someone greet you in the home screen and being able to interact with them is probably one of my favourite things about a mobile game, them giving you cheery greetings throughout the day or even having mini events with them

>>530789929
Out of 10!!!!!!!

>>530790258
Her name is Omatsuri Mambo (real)

>>530788745
That's why they are bleeding revenue lmao
I'm surprised they didn't tried to ruin Uma too

Is there a quick list of SSR support that are worth MLB and those that are cleat worthy?

>>530790258
Omatsuri Mambo

WHERE IS SHE!?

>>530789509
How did she know?

Keep going.

>>530790373
They tried with yurishit.

>>530790289
speed does matter, but if you all run the same speed it's barely noticeable. you can see it in legend races once you get to mant stats.

>>530790192
That's how her irl trainers felt so it is canon and intended. Gold Ship literally just decided to rear up in the gate at the start of the race once and caused one of the biggest gambling controversies ever, almost getting a caster fired because she was despairing over it and showed impartiality (which is very against the job rules)

Wait wtf. Special Week's parents were actually lesbians? How the fuck does that even work?

>>530790258
MTKNTNHSR

>>530789901
My deck is very packed bwo...sorry

>>530790258
>he hasn't watched this scene

Who are (you) in this game? Are all girls for (you)?

As F2P should I even give a shit about kitasan black if i more than likely would only get one card. I already have FM/SC anyways

>>530790452

Gimme more of them funny horse facts

>>530790524
No you need to save all your rolls for December

>>530790258
Miss Machitan

>>530789848
the silent +400 buff to stats on carrier mode is there so you don't have to buy skills mid races, just buy after ura finale with all hints unlocked, never before. Can't make it to the finale? Better legacy umas and cards

>>530790452
You should do this when doing Oguri's career for the ideal IRL experience

>>530790452
are you INSANE

Uma if there were males

>>530790170
There is no way mayano are as old as maru or super creek

Does wits also determine when your uma "locks in" for the final spurt?

>>530790116
matikane
fuku
kitaru

>>530790232
I have photo evidence of Sweep Tosho assaulting her Trainer right here. One inch further and she would have broken his foot beyond repair

>>530790524
you either borrow MLB Vodka + your own 0* Kitasan
or borrow MLB Kitasan + your own 0* Vodka

>>530790289
100% Wit. It controls the AI checks for anything like what your uma can see, what phases they shift into, if they can avoid becoming rushed, and how they position themselves. The skill that says "improves positioning" literally just raises Wit behind the scenes (the icon is a book so it's not exactly hidden either). I think the main movement AI that isn't controlled by Wit is controlled by Guts, it dictates passing others and behavior in neck to necks.

Super Creek nursing handjob

>>530790570
Indeed, I am getting all the trophy carats.

>>530790246
Yeah, but my 2nd was the 11th favorite and a 2 star B tier with random legacies. It makes me wonder what the fuck the other 14 people were doing with their builds.

>>530790524
Getting one is already good if they replicate the anniversary events which you can get to grind to uncap a card without dupes

the pool for these never updates, right? it's always the specific "make debut" pool, so no reason to not use them right away?

>>530789590
this guy knows his shit
I also started to like Hesitant Pace Chasers a lot
Almost every race there's like 3-7 of them, It's very fun seeing them all get fucked after the last corner

>>530790258
>>530790116
Do Anglos really?
What's so hard about matikanetannhauser and matikanefukukitaru?

>>530790680
sorry by position i meant more like
how fast you are, not in terms of being boxed in or that sort of thing
like whether or not you can make it to your desired spot/how hard you have to fight
i didn't know how else to say it
if thats what you meant then nvm

>>530790668
This is an image of Sweep Tosho throwing a tantrum though.
I was never in any danger here.

>>530790519
(You) Are nobody, you just get to play the POV of whoever the trainer is for each girl. They are different people, not just 1 trainer, so there's no canon name (it just inserts your profile name).

>>530790362
She's only a two star so you'll get her sooner rather than later, even if it can take a bit to get her racing outfit which looks great too. I also like the home screen chatter and wish you could poke them a bit more for different reactions, I hope more dialogue gets added over time.
If you like that sort of stuff I think you can also set up app notifications on your phone and you'll have your home screen girl telling you stuff throughout the day in their own way, but I haven't managed that so it's either a Jap only thing or I screwed up with the notifications somewhere.

>>530790763
fixed pool
just roll

Here we go again...

>>530790602
not yet

>>530789341
>>530790101
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs5vZthz9ppEfptoS0PnpostzRC_QtLM4
Her story confirms the use of umas in warfare. Being exclusively a Sengoku autist seems really limiting to me tho.
Sure, there are certain timeless concepts, but quite a bit has changed since then.

>>530790731
Yeah I dunno, just randoms, I didn't think enough people were awake or would want to join from here so I mixed it up by opening to public. I'll try to host some Friday afternoon.

>>530790841
lack of spaces causes our brains to malfunction

>Keep getting Guts SSR supports
I wish I believed in rerolling.

>>530790879
>guts
i should have saved... im ruined...

>>530790547
No images but knock yourself out
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0

>>530790509
We share this thread with complete cretins brother...

>>530790636
They do that when someone crosses the threshold for "Final Stretch" (visible on the race timeline). Later runners can enter a prep mode before that. Strength is what determines your acceleration which is why Gold Ship can fly at mach speeds, she's built for strength.

not a single thought here

>>530790854
Your actual speed pre last leg is also only based on Wits.

>>530789746
>can only produce human boys and umas
this is a replacement project of the human female
umas should be treated as a hostile race seeking the erradication of humanity

wait so stamina helps the final spurt too? it's ok to go over the 'necessary' amount?

>>530789415

>>530790452
GIVE HER A BREAK!!

>>530790116
Wifey.

>>530790872
I'm saving for whatever it was I was supposed to save for, even though I only have 15k carats, but I hope she spooks me soon. Still not fully sure how the game works, but wanting to do my best for Super Creek will probably keep me going when the time comes.
I don't have space on my phone but that sounds really lovely, I hope we get that running soon.
>>530790970
What a treasure trove, thank you!

>>530791079
stamina and guts are almost the same, it's just like 2 stamina bars
it deplets stamina first then goes to guts

>>530790636
Only when you don't have the stamina to run the entire designated distance at full speed.

>change to pace
>win
Yes King

>>530790452
>>530790924
This man is ready for MANT

Why can I see my paid carrots on the steam version but not on my phone, that's weird (I bought them on steam bc it was like 20% less expensive)

>>530790854
The 4 position types dictate the AI of your horse, so Front Runners always try to rush ahead and Pacers always try to tail the Front Runners. The discrepancy in starts is usually down to Late Starts, which is a whole spectrum and not just yes/no. If you get out of the gate fast you reach your desired position faster. None of the horses actually try to "go fast" until the final sixth of the track, in a way.

>>530791146
this is what i've heard but it seems to somewhat contradict the website
or is the website post changes that I read happened?
basically i'm asking if 300 stamina + a total of .065 recovery skills is enough for medium races

>>530791240
paid carrots stay on their respective platforms

uh, guys, is this good?

>>530790289
Basically all umas run at the same target speed through early and mid race, what matters during early-mid is their running strat and how they will act according to it depending on the pacemaker, when they hit late that is when their speed stat come into play and start ignoring the pacemaker. Power is what play a better role on positioning and lead during early and mid.

>>530791240
There's a disclaimer that paid carats don't transfer between platforms because of external regulations IIRC

>>530791079
necessary amount is like minimum req. stamina draw can happen literally anywhere anytime. Some uma might whisper bad words into your uma's ears and could use more stamina, your uma might get rushed and use more stamina, your uma uses more stamina when activating speed skills, etc. so if you can, it's always fine to have more

>>530791161
Noooo but pace is bad just look at le numbers!!

>>530791240
did you miss the giant sign that mentions how paid carats don't transfer between different systems? your android gems and steam gems will always be different

>>530791156
Understandable. I notice that sometimes my uma starts speeding up way too late that it costs her the match.

>>530791240
Paid currency isn't shared across different platforms, it's standard gacha shit

>>530790524
1 copy is enough, you can MLB later with free tickets you get every 6 months
since there are no better targets to spend on for the first 2 years anyway

>hey Ticket how's your da-
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I SAW A CATERPILLAR IT'S WORKING SO HARD TO BE A BUTTERFLY
>hey Ticket why don't we do some extra trai-
>UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GIVING MY ALL MAKES ME SO HAPPYYYYYYY
>alright Ticket see you tomo-
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THANKS FOR DOING SO MUCH FOR ME TRAINER
What's the appeal of this retard? Who is this for?

>>530790935
Thanks for the playlist, I may binge it, although I'm content with waiting and eventually experiencing it during my playthrough
>Being exclusively a Sengoku autist seems really limiting to me tho.
I became obsessed with the Sengoku jidai at a young because of Shogun 2, Nobunaga's Ambition and samurai movies so she definitely does it for me but yeah, I imagine she won't be too popular on global. I'm sure she has her fans in Jp though, they fucking love that time period about as much as the Chinese love their Three Kingdoms.

>>530791108
She failed race 10 so I had to give her 1 break.

What's King Halo's skill activation conditions? I've never seen her activate it

when does the fun part start

>>530790101
>>530790935
Very nice. I’m 100 % sold.

>>530787334
You are the retard one. Until you get enough power for her to be able to breakthrough mobs, her unique is not strong enough to go through the risk.
Also, if you have 200 speed and the other horse has 100 speed, you don't have twice their speed.
Imagine that all horses have a base 500 to all stats, and what you are seeing is just an extra over that. This means that your horse is 700 against other horses 600.
If you don't believe it, look at Haru Urara at Arima Kinen. Because of her low turf and long aptitude, her stamina and speed are only 10% of what you trained, which means that she is running without any stamina at all at base speed, and she still runs about 90% as fast as the other horses, with the Arima Kinen lasting around 100 seconds, and Haru Urara usually taking around 10 seconds to reach the finish after the others.

>>530791421
Me, she's the best.

>>530790935
>umas in warfare
We joke about rape and shit but if this was the dark ages and a bandit uma group decided to pillage a countryside village and steal its men there's fuck all the humans could do

>>530791421
UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M SOWWWWWWYYYYYYYY

>>530791240
So it’s better to link account with steam, and buy there?

>>530787334
Always activates on pace. Skill issue

>>530791478
Raise her wis. It can only trigger if she doesn't get rushed (aka stats calm)

>>530791016
their collective IQ is in the double digits

>>530791478
it's like when you're at top 3 in the final 200m and have never "rushed" in the race

uma ABUSE
im surprised this fanart is allowed while porn is what makes the yakuza angry instead

>>530791421
For hardcore sex enthusiasts.

>>530791612
I'm in europe and it was 8€ for the daily pack vs 7$ (which is 6€) on steam

>>530791421
>cute design
>good outfit
>fun dynamic with Biwa and Narita Taishin
>racer who's mostly in it for the fun of doing it with her friends but learns to be competitive kinda like Haru
Me I supppose, I grew to like her quite a bit. It was a nice change of pace from all the umas who get put on suicide watch the moment they come second.

>>530791421
>>UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE MAKING YOU SHOOT SOOOOO MUCH INSIDE ME

>>530791516
it doesn't.

Being a ningen female in this universe must be pure hell

>>530791690
The Yakuza stuff is 90% a meme

>>530791421
>Who is this for
Honda Mio lovers, aka weirdos

>>530791793
WTF is this real??

>>530791720
i like the uma who spends most of her time trying to date you

>>530791690
Stop bullying Teio chan

Imagine having 1200 kids with a horse girl.

>>530791421
Cute, I will now use the Ticket

>>530790924
Stop she's already out of energy ;-;
It's like watching someone money shift on purpose

>>530786776
>replay her because I couldn't get to finals
>she's a mommy issues that fingers her butt
I was only reading the career story of the girls I like but I guess the other ones are interesting as well

>>530787531
Tazuna is human rights for URA even at 0*, I have no idea how globaltards got gaslit into thinking she's bad. JP launch never had issue with night owl, failed rainbow stacks, infirmary RNG, mood swings or late starts because everyone ran Tazuna.

I am going to violate Daiwa

>>530791793
@grok Grok is this video cat real sir

>>530791793
AY YO WTF
>>530791690
kys

>>530791825
figured as much
tho it still sucks that some artists take that meme seriously and never attempted to make lewds with the umas

>>530791016
I really like those two

>>530791994
Is she ok?

>>530791946
I guess it's bc she made run smoother rather than increase the high, she is perfect for Spark farming but for pvp build you probably only use her for the reaction time buff

>>530791989
it's not so much the artists, it's the aka "uma porisu", the fags that harass artists for drawing lewds using the "respect the horses" as a shield

Any anon have MLB Super Creek I could follow? Friend who had it decided to change it

>>530791574
Yeah, feudal periods would've been a pretty bad time all around.
Barbarian warlords with uma harems...

>>530792039
imgregnated

>>530791994
Kitasan BLACKED

>>530788175
That card is core for debuff decks. You will thank yourself for rolling it in a year.

>love Kitasan Black
>rolling for her card
>rolling for her down the line
>mfw I can't use Kitasan with her own card
What do I do now?

>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
When the actual gameplay start?

>>530791880
Is that feasible?

Making over 1,500 children with Symboli Kris S

Shakur should be like IRL Shakur instead of a grumpy loner
She do stuff like smacking me across the face if I took too long to answer her question or pulling my hair hard because I accidentally said something that offended her

any leader of a club? need one just left mine
600726275795

Look, I'm a trainer, not a breeder
that's not part of the contract

>>530790116
>>530790258
Matikane is not hard to memorize.
One of them is named Fuku Kitaru (luck comes).
And the other is named Tannhauser, which even if you don't know the origin of the name, it shouldn't be too hard to memorize either.

>>530792128
Yes.

>>530791421
ME

>>530792073
She gives you several extra training turns, in JP the highest scores always had her except for the guts meme decks.

ningen women are so cringe
i believe in umasuperiority

>>530792117
turn the card into cleats when she's released

>>530792026
Cinderella Gray made me regret getting McQueen from my selector, I'm getting Tamamo on chirstmas for sure

>>530792073
one thing globaldacchis is missing is that she increase your other supports, so she gets better once your deck gets better

>>530791713
She looks like she's winning!

>>530792210
I would never date a ningen women like Tazuna

>>530792201
fucking dork. i want her

Why do normies flock to this game? I thought they hate gacha shit

>>530792151
>Shakur should be like IRL Shakur
Yea

>>530791994

>>530792109
I don't see it. She only has 3 skills

so when is the first pvp event everyone is so afraid of

>>530792347
this isn't 2020 anymore, genshin has taken its sweet time being the biggest name in gaming for a few years

WAKE UP THE HERO MOEAGARE

what PVP actually gives?

Glad I didn't reroll. Now I can just pull for umas and let the whales prep Kitasan for me.

>>530792451
Yeah but for genshin most of them dismissed it, unlike hons game, from what I've seen anyways

>>530791690
>As part of this stance, we kindly ask that fans avoid the sharing or usage of works with any Umamusume: Pretty Derby elements that meet the following criteria:

>1. Works made with the intent to injure the reputation of this franchise or other third parties.
>2. Works of a violent, sexual, or otherwise obscene nature.
>3. Works that advocate or criticize political views, religion, or ideology, or the use of derivative works for these purposes.
>4. Works that involve illegal activities or other inappropriate conduct.
>5. Works that infringe upon the rights of a third party.
>6. Works or activities intended for commercial use or profit (i.e. commercial activity that exceeds the scope of fan-related activities)
>7. Works or the use of derivative works that might otherwise be deemed inappropriate when taken in the context of this list.

>Maruzensky has a unique G3 race with extra rewards
why did no one tell me this

Khmer Rouge but it's ningen supremacist commies engaging in competitive umacide and offing uma sympathizer reactionaries.

CONNECTION ERROR???

>>530792593

>>530792347
genshin impact has effectively made gacha THE hottest game genre right now

I want to try Golshi again, does 2 stam 2 power 1 speed 1 wit work?

alright who broke the server

>>530792620
oh so not just me, good

>>530792453
*ahem*

FUCK SHOCKER

nice game umatards

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do you get 30wins in a career, how do even develop your honse at that point

https://youtu.be/2acUQ6FMjCE

GIVE ME GIBS

BROS...

>>530792573
The point of Kitasan is that she's a staple for all deck so having her allows you to borrow specialised support for Whales, but until you MLB it on half anniv/rerun it's fine to have it at 1LB and borrow from a whale

>>530792642
Drop the wit pick up a second speed.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>530792606
>Maruzensky has a unique G3 race with extra rewards
h-huh??

>>530792435
Her gold skill. You can trigger it in any distance by inheriting Swimsui Goldship's unique.

>>530792347
Netflix helped introduce anime to the masses.

>>530792643
me in re roll hell

>>530792602
only in the first year. Then genkek started pandering to the normies and women

>>530792682
I was just in the middle of a career with her....

I think this calls for a free 10 pull

>biwa at 7th
>it's over
>...
>wait
>6th...5th...4th
>no fucking way
>3rd...2nd...
>NO FUCKING WAY
>the front runner had too much lead
>despair
>ULTIMATE SKILL ACTIVATE
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>200 METERS LEFT
>2 LENGTH APART
>1 LENGTH APART
>CLENCHED MY FIST
>SQUEEZE MY PHONE
>GAME PLAY A CUTSCENE OF BIWA AND HER SISTER GOING FOR THE 1ST PLACE
>50 METERS LEFT
>YELLED "BIWA GO" OUTLOUD
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BIWA WON BY A HAIR LENGTH
>HYPE
>YELLED "YEAH" OUTLOUD
>Biwa boobs jiggle
>boin boin boin boin
>fire as fuck concert
is this the intended experience?

HOLY FUARKKK

I thought I lost connection to my wife Kiryuin...

Gonna expect some compensation for this crash.

>>530792682

>>530792682

>>530792735
Radio Nikkei Sho in Early July Classic Year, gives you +3 all stats, mood increase, 60 skill points and hot topic status.

Alright time for Nice Sexo

They better give me an SSR ticket.
I was in the finals and got fucked by the servers....

>>530792854
Get away from my wife

>>530792850
does every uma have secret race like that?

>>530792797
*gets boxed and finish 12th*
Nice spurt there endkeks

>>530792347
>Why do normies flock to this game?
Because
>>530792792
feels great

I'm glad Uma is finding success globally but it does feel kind of bad that Yume wo Kakeru will be overlooked/skipped by 90% of the new fanbase meanwhile Japanese players were getting emotional and even crying when the event dropped in Japan due to S2 having ended that same day. I hope Global's popularity will bring more normalfags into watching the anime series.

>>530791989
>>530792075
Nah, Pixiv and Xtter will ban their accounts if they are caught posting umaporn and also events such as komiket or places to sell doujin such as Dlsite also do not allow selling porn content about Umamusume.

THEY BETTER GIVE ME A FREE 3* TICKET FOR THIS

They better give no less than daily 10 pulls starting next week

Oh nyoo

>>530792593
>HEEL janai
>watashi wa HERO da
Dumb bitch if you paid more attention to your heels you wouldn't had stumbled and got euthanized

>Finally download the game
>Boot it up
>Tutorial makes me want to fuck Director Akikawa the most instead of the Uma Musumes
I'm cooked already bros....

just restart the game retard

I need to rerun my uma finals...

no...

biwa should give me a nursing handjob

>>530792995

>>530792792
Yes

Why'd spe-chan get sidelined in her own anime?

>>530792995
Good news bro the Director is actua

>>530792995
it's fine because akikawa is

special week owes me special footjob

Tazuna, one umamusume with fat racks and twintails, please

so should i build "Nice" Natie for CM with full debuffs

>>530791690
>I'm surprised that tasteful thing is allowed while vulgar thing is suppressed

Cute + Cute = ?
You should be able to solve this trainer-san

>>530791874
>>530792128
I want to bully Teio (sexually)

>>530792995
This ain't Ningenmusume.

I dropped two Oguri plushies :(

>>530793132
= mating press

>>530792995
>instead of the Uma Musumes
Nobody tell him.

>>530792919
good thing rule34 xxx has 11k uma porn (and rising)
the only place based enough to be immune to this anti-porn crap

only gold stamina skill was gourmand so I have to force her into pace..

>>530793151
Sexo

>>530792995
Dumbfuckers should have used a vpn to

>>530792995
dw newbwo, mayano is here to help

best strategy to farm fans?

>>530793191
>putting suzuka in anything but front
You're no different than her previous trainer.

>>530793183
Too much AI sloppa sadly

how long until we get Turbo as a usable uma

Can I get away with using Gourmand instead of Swinging Maestro or am I just asking for trouble

>>530792610
>trying this when the statue of liberty is an uma, the big social media are named after uma, and the world stops to watch uma race

Why is rice so fucking difficult

>>530793283
sorry anon.. she wouldnt have enough stamina otherwise..

>>530793079
Every character get sidelined once they finish their senior years, that how the game basically works

>>530793284
You can filter it now.

WAIT DON'T OPEN NOOOOOO

>>530793286
november next year and she's a 1* so just do whatever you'll get her no matter what

>>530793286
Two years

>>530793269
Rudolph and take every G1

>>530793287
pretty much the exact same thing anon and if youre green enough to ask you probably need both of them

I want to run my hands through Biwa's hair as we breed

>>530793382
if I don't have her?

>>530793079
Her story was over and she was always a jobber anyway

>>530793287
You can, Gourmand is just more exclusive.

>>530793079
She had an entire season dedicated to her. All umas have a story to tell.

Chat which one do i pick

>>530793284
they did recently add a button to filter all AI stuff.
and anyone who doesnt tag their post with AI tags gets reported

>>530793082

>>530792995
>implying there are actually any ningen females at Tracen
lmao
The "ningen" females are actually umas hiding their ears and tails. It's all designed to create the illusion that humans are in control.

>>530793183
>11k
>95% of it is AI
>The rest is low quality slop thats just basic boring shit

Eh, maybe in a year or two

>>530793287
you can if you're pace. Some people skip creek by using the spe card though you're testing your luck since there's no guarantee to get gourmand

>530793351
SHUT IT DOWN

>nice nature career
>every race looks like this

Dont fuck the autismo hors, who just wants to stuff her face and run all day.

>>530793287
you can skip swinging maestro just by taking 3-4 white stamina skills instead, the only problem with that strat is those stamina skills are spread apart while with super creek she gives you the entire package

>>530793372
Tamacute

wait so dailies is doing an entire career? that sounds like too much

>>530793549
damn

where the fuck did umamusumes come from?

horse that just fucking shank their opponents with a knife?

>>530793559
>969 orders
Fatass

>>530793597
Completing means finishing it somehow. Failing their goals count too

>>530793651
Stay Gold

>>530793597
you don't need to finish it

>>530793597
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip

>>530793549
>>530793627
forgot image

>>530792831
King's daughter (Kawakami Princess) is legit one of the strongest Umamusume in the entire academy.
You're courting death there

>>530793597
you miss out on 30 gems for every day you don't feel like doing a career. it's really not that big of a deal and you just intentionally spam recreation and fail your goal to finish it quickly.

>>530793597
If you have Oguri cap you can rest like 20 times then fail to meet the fan goal.

Why do all the umamusumes race

What if one wants to become a landscaper or something instead

curren ded

>>530793597
you can punt the career after winning one race

>>530792995
Another human fucker, nice let me introduce you to my wife Kiryuin

>>530793597
It can be done in 10-30 minutes if you've read everything before.
Or if you're a degenerate first time skipper
You can also fail it even quicker if you want to.

My idol uma heroines

>Want to 3 star Air Groove because she's sex
>100 stars
>Gosling.jpg
Why does it cost so much?

>>530792628
cute nega-rice

>>530793463
Is Trainer Kiryuin a mutant uma with human ears...

>>530793351
anon delete this while you still can

isn't recreation a waste of time anon

>>530793651
Rice

>>530793760
Daviddo-kun...

>>530793676
Ah shit, the video of him nearly killing Top Road is gone.

>>530793597
Just play McQueen and job at Hopeless Stakes

>>530793776
>already at 94 star pieces
Hang in there brother

Why does career buffs my stats

>>530793773
I want to be pulverized in between Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet's thighs

>>530793915
so you have easier time clearing it

>>530793351
We have your information and your face. Remove this post or else.

>>530789723
she misses her daddy a lot and you're playing as an ojisan that is desperate enough to go to jail to take advantage of the situation, but then you actually just start caring about her and become her second dad.

This is a boy...

>>530793773
>different height and breast size
>same thighs
weak

>>530793776
>only 2 I'm missing
lucky bastard

>>530793463
what is their main goal, why do they do that

>>530793423
Oguri or McQueen is probably the next easiest. For the "free" horses, Goldship since she can run long (double Arima Kinen and Sho) then just take every medium G1s. Japan Derby and Japan Cup are 30k for a win. Problem with Goldship is she can int your run.

>>530793773
>Shorts instead of a real skirt
And I thought the nips were based, even the game is censored what a shame, where are the panties?

Air Groove potential skills are bretty gud, no?
none of them have requirement except one for Pace Chaser

>>530794065
all horses should have slender and strong legs

>>530794180
Requirement skills are better than generics

>>530793269
seconding Symboli Rudolph. she has a ton of G1s as her goals and she's flexible enough to take on most of the non-mandatory G1s

>>530793852
Rice, this isn't London. We have manners here

What happens to umas pass their prime if none of them are trainers or involved in the race committee?

https://x.com/kyuumuin_t/status/1943086889189470341

Thoughts?

>>530794382
Stud farm

It's a weird feeling knowing a JP gacha is going to LIVE on. But I like it.

Fuck Akatsuki Games.

Any credence at all to these?

>Got fucked with Late start at the end of a run
>No clocks left
At least I'm consistently getting the URA even if I can get scammed by traffic or late starts.

>>530794394
hons

>>530794382
They just live a normal life like everyone else. Maybe they go running more than ningen, but they do work normal jobs too.

>>530794417
Made for Teio G3 humiliation

Home...

>>530794417
for me its when she goes ¯\_(￣▽￣)_/¯

>>530794417
cute

>>530792792
She has a very aesthetic design.

>>530794463
WTF I thought Taiki Shuttle was good I used my ticket for her AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>narita taishin is right after mcQueen anime collab
nyo...me rupees...me rainbow carrot...nyo...

>>530793559
Why is she so smug?

>>530789408
Wh-What did she do?

>>530794382
I have no idea what Team Spica is training for after Season 3.

>>530794604
Peak fluff
I'm convinced some of these umas are just sheep and cow girls in disguise.

>>530794463
meta-bros…

>>530794646
Food gud:DDD

>>530794604
The glasses ruin it sadly. She should wear contacts.

Horses that are schizos?

does tier list for horses even matter when stats are purely from cards and rng runs
>uh muh horse skill
SSSSS tier horse will job to urara with 5 good SSR
literally meaningless

I want the high tech Biwa.

>>530794740
Cafe

>>530790170
>>530790613
she's 7th grade in-universe

>>530794463
>SS rank
>S rank
MaruGODs won
Total Hag Love

>>530794751
>SSSSS tier horse will job to urara with 5 good SSR
Urara with 5 good SSR will job against SSSSS tier horse with 5 good SSR

>>530794730
Objectively wrong. Her mecha outfit is great. Need more of those.

>>530794783
The movie should have been about her and Tachyon. Pocket and friends were ugly and boring as fuck.

Is it up yeat?

>>530794685
Dream Series, race for umas that retired from the "real" race.
Golshi publicly retire by "I'm moving to Dream Series" in S3
Or they just want to keep their muscles and toned body

We did it bros

>>530794730
Terrible taste

>>530794828
f2p can't afford both, unless you are a foresight schizo min maxer ig

>>530794730
Factually correct.

>>530794961
f2p can't afford 5 top tier SSR cards
f2p can afford the top tier horse

despite all of her horrible mood swings and the most late starts ive ever seen in one run, my mom is a champion

Is this purely rng? Cuz the most i get is 4 uma in 1 training...

>>530794463
I'm currently remaking my team using this list and some of the picks looks solid but I also feel like some of it is bullshit.
Team trials is all about getting as much practical skills as possible and hoping the game will let you win anyway.

Oh yeah, big get

>>530794616
shit list. Taiki is great, don't believe anyone

>>530795035
I said 5 good SSR cards, not 5 SSS tier good cards

>>530795047
Nice!

>>530795080
What did you do buy an account?

schizo hons

>>530795050
Yes, and it took me like 3 days to get it, since it wasn't coming naturally to me.
I just used 6x of the same type of stat with the highest specialty priority I had and it eventually happened. 5 of them on a completely different stat, but it happened.

>>530793559
I like that Tachyon expects you to order for her.

She's good for bakushin and urara, right?

whats her favourite need for speed game?

How are you guys in? I still get a connection error.

>>530794417
She broke my shoulder...

>>530794652

>>530795221
>bakushin and urara
you can clear their careers with your eyes closed

>>530795061
Also most if not all the reasons listed is just
>unique gud
>skills gud
>growth gud

>>530795221
Yea

>>530795185
>just used 6x of the same type of stat with the highest specialty priority I had and it eventually happened.
As in all 6 card being speed/something?

>>530794463
why is maruzensky SS on dirt but only S on mile? tracks which fuck less with her unique?

>>530794616
A rank is good tho

>>530795304
>bright would hit him with the unfazed stare
kino

>>530795198
She needs (You) to tardwrangle her. I wonder how she would end up without any trainer to tardwrangle her dumbest ideas.

>Did the sorter to see which designs I liked the most and who I can look forward to rolling
>All my top characters that aren't part of the initial cast are years away or not even in JP yet as trainees
Waiting is suffering. Almost makes me wish they were like hoyoverse where they frontload all the good designs and then release nothing but absolute slop for the remainder of the game's life.

>>530795260
Either Hot Pursuit (1998) or Porsche.

>Walpipi next week
Come back bros