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► 2. NEWS
>1.21.5 is out! https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-5>1.21.6 launches in June>Chase the Skies is soon™>Hermitcraft season 10http://hermitcraft.com/
► 3. USEFUL LINKS
>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:https://polymc.org
>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)
Optifine works on my machine!
>Essential Resource Packs:https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)
>Got turned into a nigger?Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:https://minecraft.wiki
>Seed generator and biome/structure locator:https://www.chunkbase.com
>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth
>Serversanon.minecraft.best
>>>/vm/minecraft>FAQs:https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu
https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU
>Previous>>529579915
All villagers are semitic.
>>530805023farmers are clearly black-coded in how they toil the fields for free for me just so I can trade the produce for emeralds
>>530805957If they were black coded you wouldn't have to pay, though
>>530806776They put the stuff in their inventory and drop them in a hopper when they go talk to their friend next to the farm, it all ends up in my chest
>>530790749The windows being small and pokey is supposed to be truer to the inspiration. Small rooms, low ceilings, gloomy but cosy.
>>530790803It's concrete powder, supposed to look similar to the irl texture of the ochre limewash on the building.
>>530791759Thanks for the input, but how can you say picrel is ugly?
>>530792841I'm experimenting at the moment. I'm just figuring out basic palette and form things right now
>>530794487Interesting attempt, but I wasn't trying to make a perfect 1:1 copy. More trying to capture the feel or vibe of the place in a Minecrafty sort of way
>>530811127You might be able to get away with some red sand in the walls. Those buildings are pretty spotty, especially toward the bottom
I've finally come to terms with Jappa's textures being better
>>530790102>>530811127Classic style build but the concrete powder isn't really working. Maybe try yellow wool or even yellow terracotta? Smooth concrete would be the right color, but a little too smooth.
>>530794487Get the random blocks out of there. It looks awful. I don't how Minecraft Youtubers convinced everyone to ignore their own eyes and make their builds look completely ass, but it needs to stop.
dCREevQ
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damn minecraft Steev look like that?
>>530823579>female: i will now play your game
Finally, dropslop is gonna End...
>Past Life
I called it, was obvious by the teaser.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526780401/#526961890
>end update
Just give us the Aether dimension already you fruity fucks.
Imagine if they shadow dropped a relatively stable 1.22 snapshot with all the features, so you can experience it without getting spoiled.
>>530831920I'd rather the end be updated first. I'd also like minecarts, villagers, enchanting, and the combat and hunger systems be reworked first
I don't want the end to be updated. I like that it is a completely barren and hostile world, completely different from both Overworld and Nether.
WindowsXP bros??????
We won't be able to play new Minecraft versions anymore.
>>530836484Switch to Linux
>hire the aether creator
>don't add the aether
What were they thinking?
>>530836484should have switched to windows 7, chud
>>530838894stop asking questions and ride the ghast, chud
>>530838894It would be the perfect place to get use out of the elytra. They are retarded
>>530840429would be good for the Faggy Ghast too
>game has gunpowder
>doesn't have guns
>>530843472it's numojang, there's no way in hell they'd ever call it "black powder" given it's destructive nature and chaotic use in game
>>530843472>game has humans>doesn't have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLbv7LFEGgI
>>530811127>>530811912>>530814816Parking the big yellow house for now, but I'm determined to try to do something interesting with the concrete-powder-as-limewash thing. Here's an attempt at a row of colourful houses inspired by what you might find in the Western Isles/Western Highlands.
>>530846451Okay, I *really* like that one. It works incredibly well on a smaller scale. I might straight up have to steal that idea for my world
>>530771384>>530755675Please tell me any long running Minecraft Let's Plays on YT, preferably ones with frequent uploads.
>>530846451It looks really pretty, anon. They're so vibrant, and the concrete powder looks surprisingly good. Its adds a bit of texture, too.
>>530846451gems sick voice makes me randy
>>530846451Why powder? Thinking that the houses are just for show and made of sand makes me uncomfortable, like blockvomit, it's unimmersive
>>530860406all minecraft houses are just for show
Reminder that there are 600 people working at Mojang.
600.
Even if 5% of those people were coders I’d still be wondering what they’re fucking doing most of the time.
>>530855029Define "long running".
>>530861130>wondering what they’re fucking doing most of the time.your mother
>>530861130The majority of those work on stuff other than the main java game.
>>530838894reminds me of zombid on how they hired the guy who was making cohesive NPCs and they made him work on a fishing minigame
>>530861130didn't java straight up have 8 employees
I’ve been playing this world for months now and I still don’t have a home base
>>530860406Concrete is too smooth and terracotta isn't as vibrant
Reject Modernity
Embrace Tradition
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gLbv7LFEGgI
>>530872558I think fans shipping creators is super fucking faggy but seeing Gem sick shortly after Etho, makes me think SHE might be getting dicked.
>>530869296Vibrant visulas changes both of those things.
>>530872558>using the old school intro>but not the *best* old school introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LTkZMZQ50
>>530847620>>530855220Thanks, appreciate it since I thought I was going mad. Still some niggles to sort out with it but I think I'll get there.
>>530860406I would agree with you about shit like dirt blocks in the wall, random granite blocks, 8 million random blocks in the palette. However, I can overlook the powder in this case because I never use it anywhere else, so it doesn't look like 'sand' or 'powder' to me in this context, and doesn't break immersion for me here.
>>530878167>no sprinting>no shift clicking>going into a cave without torches effectively turns off your monitornostalgiacucks will defend this
>>530874361https://www.twitch.tv/pearlescentmoon/clip/InspiringBoldWerewolfUnSane-gZODmIEMFW9xd3NF
We’ve known for some time now that Etho likes ‘em young
>>530804047 (OP)Efe says black lives matter
>>530885426If efe says black lives matter why does she only fuck white men? Curious
>>530885902The question still stands coward
>>530883776young? gem is nearly 30 years old, that ain't young
>>530883776You fags are still posting this clip? I regret bringing attention to this.
>>530874361i thought the same thing. the fact that everyone refrained from commenting on the correlation makes it worse.
>>530846451Looks a lot better on a smaller scale and next to other colors of concrete powder, like stucco or some other kind of textured paint or plaster style. Makes the builds unified even while being different colors. Really fun and I might have to try it out in my own builds.
>>530872558What the ever loving shit happened to Gem's voice? She sounds like an entirely different person
>>530889531someone said she's sick earlier in the thread, i legit thought she'd swapped accounts with someone or something.
>everyone complains mojang is too lazy
>thy still shit their pants and spam social media everytime they announce a new feature
Microsoft will only change trajectory if people stop giving a shit. It happened with windows and its happened with literally every Xbox game after 2015
>>530891726Your problem is retardation, you believe every single person online is the same person or has the same preferences. Why are you incapable of understanding that there are some people who complain about them being lazy and others who kiss the ground the walk on?
>>530891726>mojang butthurt that everyone mocked them for taking 2 years to program candles>switch course and now shit out some candle-tier bloat every two months
>>530892196Your problem is your lack of apathy.
I WANT COPPER TOOLS NOW!!!!
>new lifeslop series
fucking god please stop doing this shit
>>530905756it's really wholesome to see etho genuinely having fun thoughbeit. Shame about the rest of the retards.
>>530905756>most unique and interesting idea in like 3 seasons>bitches still complaining
>>530907209To be fair it's hard not to hate these series as a whole. I do feel a weird attraction for beta minecraft now as an aesthetic but I'm mostly going to chalk it as misplaced nostalgia for my highschool days.
Mindcrack did 33 seasons of "Mine gold for two hours then fight for ten seconds" and you niggers are whining that Grian's high-effort spinoffs aren't interesting enough for you.
>>530907760fuck mindcrack too
>uuuuuhhh slop good
Make creepers bouncy again.
Efe
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>>530885426Efe doesn't need to Buy a Large Mansion, she can build her own
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4sNH_kYVjiI
>>530892397It is kind of amazing to see how they managed to prove the haters right
>>530921357Are you using that map as a sort of watermark?
>>530921448I like having a map of the area im in
>>530921448>avatarfag: avatarfagging>clueless anon: dude are you avatarfagging?>avatarfag: nah why?
Minecart update this week.
Trust the plan.
>>530931760If we get the Blazing Copper update, with copper golems and some variation on copper rails or copper minecarts (or any minecart update, really), I'll actually be impressed with Mojang for once. It would undo a lot of things
>>530921448>>530927080Why would he need to do that? He is already the only person on this site who plays bedrock willingly
>>530907760>>530905756no idea, i don't watch the #MeToo cuckolds
>>530923548It's just that I saw a screenshot where you were holding a map of the overworld in the nether. That's not really going to help you
>>530927080>>530943260If I was abstracting I'd use map art instead of the area outside my house
Anyone else not think the new music is bad, just that most of it doesn't fit in well with the old music?
>>530946195I'm pretty sure that's how most people feel, but then we also have those that think the new Lava Chicken disc is a fine addition
>>530946195I think the majority of new additions in recent years don't fit well with the older things. Feels like Minecraft is turning more and more "bubbly" as time goes on.
>>530861130Honestly, at that point I think the sheer number of people touching the codebase is probably a barrier to getting anything done. If they're operating on Agile like most professional dev teams do, it's probably even worse due to the constant meetings and structuring things to pivot at a moment's notice.
>>530948927Some of them do fit in pretty well like "Infinite Amethyst" and "Watcher"
>>530905756>no mumboI'm thinking he's based
What if there were multiple ways to craft Eyes of Ender that give you the option between multiple different challenges?
>Blaze Powder for a Nether Fortress
>Echo Shard for an Ancient City
>Wind Charge for a Trial Chamber
>Prismarine Shard for an Ocean Monument
This would be more fair than the suggestion that uses all four while still incorporating the newer stuff.
>>530964636I also check r/PhoenixSC at times
>>530964636Or blaze Powder plus one of the other three so the Nether is still mandatory
>>530964636The only difficult part of that recipe is the pearls, so I just don't see the point. But I'd be all for various in-game ways of finding structures and so on, so why not add an item that locates nether fortresses that's made out of something from the overworld? Make some sort of chain, like villager -> ocean monument -> trial chamber -> nether fortress or whatever
>>530964636More ideas
>New item dropped by Piglin Brutes>New item found in Woodland Mansions and/or dropped by Raid captains>New item that can drop when you break a Creaking Heart
midcraft
shitcraft, if you will
Inventory management updates:
>Increase stack size
>Dedicated arrow slot
>>530967474More inventory space would be nice but Mojang would never do that.
I don't think they'd increase stack size either, they'd make the excuse that "stacks being 64 items is too iconic."
Sniffer update
>it can now sniff 2 more flowers
>>530968034The sniffer pisses me off.
I think Mojang rigged the mob votes in favor of whichever option was easiest to implement and/or was the most marketable.
I want material chests that offer larger storage for each ore.
>Stone = +9 slots
>Iron = +18 slots
>Gold = +27 slots
>Diamond = +36 slots
>etc etc
Anyone else think the real reason they won't add vertical slabs is because the codebase is so fucked that it would be impossible?
new slop just dropped
>Swarovski and Minecraft have teamed up to bring the whimsical charm of the Overworld to life. Inspired by the explosive mob, this Minecraft Creeper figurine is made from full-cut crystals to replicate Minecraft’s iconic blocky style. This green menace strikes fear into the hearts of adventurers and builders alike, and no creature or block is safe from its blast. The figurine features 264 facets for a precise finish and black details to recreate the creeper’s iconic face. Give the Minecraft players in your life the gift of safely admiring a creeper up close.
The Lava Chicken music disc is the most blatantly forced feature that's ever been added.
>>530969549Shit makes those new "diverse" default skins look organic.
>>530969549>>530969742I'm not even sure if adding a fucking pride banner pattern would have been more or less out of place at this point
>>530969032>Swarovskithose niggers almost defaulted because the very first EU sanction package against muh Russia forbid jewelry to be sold to Russia or countries in their sphere. They had to let go of 1500 employees and scale down.
Just a fun fact.
>>530944724do people make these by placing all the blocks or do they use some sort of computer program to make it for them
>>530973221Depends on the person. There's also programs that calculates the layout so you don't have to think while placing the blocks
>>530973727that's impressive if they place every block themselves
>>530969032CREEPER OH MAN
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>>530974735If they do it with Litematica and an external tool it's more like they're roleplaying a 3D printer
>>530883776>Etho! Get your mind out of the gutterWhy does nobody ever knowledge that Pearl also knows what loli means?
>>530973727>>530944724>dithering>>530974735How would that be impressive?
>>530969027Most of the reasons they give for not adding stuff aren't the real reasons. For example, the real reason fireflies weren't added in 1.19 is because 2-pixel mobs were too hard to implement, not because of the "poisonous to frogs" bullshit. That's why they're particles instead of mobs after they were finally added in 1.21.5
>>530969027No, it would be easy, that doesn't make any sense. The problem with implementing vertical slabs is, you have to pick betwen making them their own items separate from slabs, which is could be annoying and doesn't fit in, or placing normal slabs like that, which would make the already confusing directional placing system way more confusing. It's a game design issue.
>>530995268No? It would be easy to implement 2 pixel mobs, although it would be annoying to hit them. Allegedly, performance was a big reason for dropping fireflies.
>TWO(2) pixels is enough to make minecraft's performance piss and shit itself
Seriously, What the fuck is going on at Mojang to let something like this happen?
>>530967753more inventory space wouldn't do anything
you'd just carry even more junk you don't need
>>530996997See, performance is a completely understandable reason to not add them as mobs. So I'm really not sure why they weren't honest about it. Or why they didn't add them as particles back in 1.19.
>>530997874More inventory space would work wonders on big builds and long mining trips.
>>530992820No dithering on map art looks like doo doo
>>530999606>big buildsthe hotbar is the biggest issue there, and I do feel that that needs some sort of improvement
>long mining tripsso it takes about 30 more seconds before you have to dump out all the junk you don't want
filters would be a better way to improve that
>>531006435>his example that looks like it adds a 3 day stubble to a girl to prove his pointDithertards are embarrassing themselves, to no one’s surprise
Here's my suggestion, remove slabs, stairs. Instead all blocks are secretly a 2x2x2 and you make stairs / slabs by removing some of the sub-blocks. It'll be like that mod that does exactly this, Chisel. Your inventory will be less cluttered because you only have the primary block
>>531013313garbage idea. be ashamed you posted it
I don't care what version they're playing in I refuse to believe Scar couldn't do better than this shit
>>531021541And this is why Microshart can get away with adding the Sniffer and other useless fluff to pad out updates
>build own dungeon with custom trial spawners
>make a piglin brute room
>get obliterated by them immediately
this works just fine
>>530946195I never keep music above 0% past the first launch on an instance because it's not situationaly adaptive. The new main menu music makes me feel "this is what traumatised homosexuals and self-mutilators think children and teenagers want to hear in a block game".
mob grinders are soulless
mob arenas are soul
>>531038041>"this is what traumatised homosexuals and self-mutilators think children and teenagers wantgrim
>>531006435Is this the Minecraft version of using filters in emulators?
>>530998254That was the same update where they tried to pretend they never promised the new birch-forest biome, so they clearly panicked and shit the bed completely with their messaging
>>531006435If you design the map manually, you can get better results. Gimme the original image.
>>531009119>the hotbar is the biggest issue there, and I do feel that that needs some sort of improvementJust add multiple hotbars and let the player scroll between them by holding Alt or something (i.e. not sprint or crouch, since you might want to scroll to switch item during those actions). There are already mods that let you do this by treating each row in your inventory as a hotbar that you can quickly switch to. Helps immensely while building. Mojang could add this with actual hotbars, which would double as also increase the inventory space. Something like a toolbelt or a new enchant for leggings
>>531046927Best I can find
>>531038041Because the old music is somehow more "what children and teenagers want to hear in a block game" than the new music? I think any rational person who hasn't played Minecraft would tell you that Terraria music is much more fitting for that purpose.
And Minecraft music was never really "situationally adaptive", if anything it is now more than ever with biome based music.
>>531046475What do you mean? Dithering is a common practice in retro games.
>>531047757I was more referring to there being two camps; those for and those against
>>531038041You can download a resource pack that removes the new music you know
I keep the minecraft music set to 0 and just play soundtracks from various medieval rpg games in the background
>>531066869I usually watch a YT video or something I've seen before, like an episode of Star Trek
>>531038041Makes sense considering "Lena Raine" is a troon. What's his real name anyway?
>>531065980It's practically necessary at this point
>>531038557Agreed. I cheat in my own mob spawners to make custom dungeons to fight through in survival mode. Endstone is creeper proof? I might steal your idea.
>>531078226nta but i don't think it's entirely creeper proof, endstone does have a blast resist of 9 which is better than deepslate so repairs from creeper explosions are probably quite rare and most likely only breaking a single block or two if any damage does happen
If you throw bread at villagers while they are sleeping, they will fall out of their beds and sleep on the floor.
>>531084139Sleep? With their eyes open? They're clearly suffering from sleep paralysis
>>531085637>>531084139how hard was it for mojang to not add closed eyes to the model when they're lying down?
why did gerg rip off cubfans Ghasketball?
>>531086493Extremely easy, since it doesn't involve any extra work to not add a feature
>Nether intentionally prevents you from farming or living there
>Mojang adds stuff to make nu-Nether more habitable
>also adds ruined Nether portals so you don't even need to go to the nether to get netherrack
I liked it more when it felt like a dungeon you went to for loot instead of an extension of the overworld
>>531078226>>531081128creeper explosions in the middle of the floor break 1-4 blocks
creeper explosions by a wall can break an additional 1-4 blocks
but thats a lot better than on stone
i wasnt building this entire arena out of obsidian just to not have to repair it
>>531090082just like any /v/ user, he can only steal from others
only instead of twitter posts he steals minecraft minigames..
>>531090082he didn’t, their games work completely differently
>>531090082zoomers are morbidly afraid of having a having a normal job
>>531038557I kinda wish there was a system to detect if you are fighting a mob fairly or if you are farming it, and give you very little xp if you are farming. And a bunch of other little things to stop people from abusing game mechanics.
>>531096496i would rather the inverse (you get extra stuff from not farming)
>>531096496and how pray tell would you judge you a player is fighting a mob "fairly"?
>>531096496and how pray tell would you judge a player is fighting a mob "fairly"?
>>531096496There is. You don't get XP, and some items don't drop or drop less often if it's not a player kill. It's just that most farms still outperform manual killing by a wide margin. But there's nothing stopping Mojang from going further with the idea, by lowering the drop rates more for instance. I think automated farming is a good thing, but I also think it shouldn't be the go to for most people. Currently, farms are simply too good in most cases, with perhaps ender enders and iron farms being the best examples
>>531097506i see a couple of options to detect if a mob is in a grinder or not
>mob has line of sight to player's head>mob has a valid path to the player>mob is not in close proximity to a huge amount of other mobs, or an area where other mobs have recently died>mob has damaged a player before>mob has killed a player before
>>531099402At that point, wouldn't it be far easier to just give the player a stacking debuff? The more enemies they kill in a short amount of time, the less loot they get. There's already a Luck stat, that I think affects drops, so they could use that. Of course, since some farms are far less efficient than others, you'd have to spend a lot of time getting the balance right
>>531096496i don't see why you would add a feature like this. farming is a huge part of what makes minecraft popular. Mojang is better off just adding more niche mobs that only spawn under certain circumstances, and those circumstances are tougher but not impossible to build farms for. in that situation everyone wins.
>nofarms mcgee wins because he has new cool content>eceleb mcgee wins because he gets to spend a few weeks in the technology arms race to develop the most efficient farm for the new content>farmer mcgee wins because he can google <new content> best farm and watch some eceleb slop>average player wins because he now has an interesting decision on whether to build this new niche farm for one item, or if he can get away with just fucking doing the content how it's designednether fortresses, trial chambers, shriekers , shulkers already fall in line with this concept so it looks like mojang is already doing it to everyone's surprise but mine
the REAL thing mojang should do is create viable non-farming alternatives for some extremely important resources that take FOREVER to farm legit like fucking XP. there's no reason for an ender or gold farm to be a soft requirement to get decent XP. why on earth does the ender dragon only give 12k xp the first time you kill it, and only gives 500 xp on additional kills and only on java. it makes no fucking sense
>>531096496>>531100030Here's my super scientific graph over how I'd want MC power progression to be. Upgrading tools and getting enchantments should contribute the most, and should satisfy the average player perfectly well. Automation should only be for those who want/need dozens of shulker boxes for large-scale projects, and should otherwise not feel worth the effort
>>531100603well here's how it really should be
>I kinda wish mojang made the game even more boring to play by changing a mechanic so that players have to waste hours and hours grinding for something that never pays off for the amount of time invested
i'm so glad the mojang devs are a different kind of retarded and not like this dipshit
>>531096496>>531100030They should either add XP drops when you deal damage rather than just when a mob dies or replace death XP drops with dealt-damage drops. Or at the very least, remove the scaling for levels--there's no reason it should take more XP to get from level 27 up to 30 than it does to get from 0 to 3 when levels are just a resource consumed at a flat rate and you need to burn them to refresh the available enchantments in your table. Wouldn't hurt to increase XP gained from non-combat sources, too.
>>531097506Hiw should I know? I'm not the one designing the game, they should figure it out. A simple way would be to check if a mob can reach you, otherwise it's not a very fair fight.
>>531098327True, the player kill thing is mean to be that. I guess the core of the problem is mob spawning being so easy to manipulate for your benefit. They could revamp mob spawning to not be based on just light.
>>531108210You would have to rebalance the whole game around it, obviously, but don't we all want a rework of xp and enchanting?
Why are you fags always discussing "game progression"? Do you really constantly start the game over all the time? I've been playing on the same world since version 1.0 in 2011.
>>531114963>I've been playing on the same world since version 1.0 in 2011Proof?
>>531114963I wish I still had my circa 2010 worlds, but those were lost to drive corruption a few computers ago, and my worlds from before I actually paid for the game were lost after I bought it because I was a retarded child who didn't back them up and just deleted things I thought I was done with instead. As for you: post screenshots of your oldest surviving and newest builds. Bonus points if you have fucked up terrain where there are chunks next to each other generated in different versions.
>>531114963I've been playing since 2013 but I didn't make a serious survival world until 2019.
>>531112008i dont mind it having a little scaling. 1-10 being faster than 20-30 but i wish 30-50 was more or less linear so just plain old adventuring can have you come home with 40-50 levels for lots of rolls on the enchant lottery
book trading and xp farms are such necessary parts of playing minecraft because of how terrible it is to get the enchant you want by rolling the enchanting table whenever you happen to hit 30
>>531114963i ragedeleted all those worlds when i was a kid
I like to start a ~20h world when a new update comes out, and sometimes i do a single-build world using shitty tools and whatever stuff I can find nearby
>mojang doesn't put effort into the ga-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XmJPb4Qt5Y
>>531142675Effort doesn't always equal quality.
>>531114963sovl, zoomers call it "forever world" but I bet they will play for a month at most and then go back to their shitty survival letsplays
>>531142675"The silent aspect of minecraft is one of its most beautiful things.
>>531156569i don't quite understand how you can play a *not* forever world. You can't build anything big with interesting blocks without first getting half way through the game for the tools and then setting a dozen farms.
>>531164970Sometimes you run out of projects and look for a fresh start. Progressing can be fun in itself, even if you've done it before
>>531164970I stopped keeping my worlds forever because I had several major data losses from corrupted drives and lost my oldest ones, then found that I enjoyed playing modded instances but wanted to also keep a vanilla profile that's up to date, then they started adding stuff I'd need a new world to experience because they changed terrain generation or added biomes, then I stopped playing Minecraft for a couple years. Since then I've continued playing modded instances and have kept a near-vanilla instance (performance mods, No Chat Reports, Toast Control, and visual mods only, no blocks/items/structures/etc.) up to date, but it only dates back to when I built my current computer, which is about 2 years old now.
>>531186925Thankfully the game is a lot more stable across updates these days, but my current world is also only like a year or two old. Some updates felt like they needed a restart to me, and without a bit of planning it's very easy to get bored of a world
Teasers today? 4th of July has passed so the Bedrock team should be back to releasing previews.
Gerg, what's with the branding on your YT thumbnails? I get it's meant to represent your intro, but that cycles vertically not with horizontal stripes. The way it looks now is just like coloured filing document tabs than any sort of YT branding
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>>531193858>caption: One cow. One sky. One dream.HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ADDING THE AETHER
>>531203792does it look bad?
I was thinking how I don't have good branding on my thumbnails, you can tell a mumbo jumbo video at a glance, even without his corner mark through the colour pallet. So i thought well what's my branding and thought to try something out, seeing if it increases click through rate on other videos.
>>530804384why is she so hot
>>531208003If you actually add some sort of sky dimension you need to fly to with the happy ghast, I will tribute a picture of Agnes
>>531210010Hello gerg I watched your video and the pissed-off bogo-door made me laugh and I also appreciated the zoomer villager running around in circles for an entry-level job.
>>531208003It's the moobloom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVtqMhBa-D4
>>531215505>>531232947what if there’s a new sky island biome (aether lite) where mooblooms spawn?
Just emptied out a trial chamber. Every block of tuff and copper is taken out. What do I put in it? Any cool designs for trial farms?
>>531208003anon, I don't think that's a teaser
>>531233954Something that includes a lot of 0 light areas because regular mobs can't spawn in trial chamber structure boxes
>>531234805Huh, strange, I thought trial chambers are just very well lit, which I still think they are, so making normal mobs not spawn at all was kind of unnecessary.
>>530804047 (OP)Rate my Hypixel menorah cape + pet nigger
>>531208003Yeh, it will be the aether alright... a WOKE corrupted trannified aether
>>531229261Dodging because i'm a pro gamer.
but i was playing on an old console version and i think you could do both, which is useful considering it runs at 30 fps and you're using a shitty controller
>>531233662So official floating islands? Yeah, I'd be down for that. The Minecraft overworld needs more unrealistic elements
Slop enjoyers when i ask them why they don't just install mods for their faggot rainbow biome fantasies
>>531235329I thought so too but there's plenty of 0 light areas in trial chambers, especially thanks to the fully oxidized copper bulbs in some areas only giving off 4 levels of light. I think the bounding box for trial chambers is anything within the layer of tuff around ever single room
>>531235329Nah, it's quite handy when you go full autism and harvest any block you see.
>>531235329>>531238724Pretty sure they wanted to avoid having creepers spawn in there, so they use the same no-mob rules that apply to deep-dark biomes
>>531215505you have pictures of Agnes?
>>531210010It doesn't really mean anything without already watching your videos, and even with that it doesn't really represent it. I was thinking maybe having it on the bottom to at least match how it shows up on intro to make more sense, or (and I know it sounds stupid, but it's branding) have it incorporate the gerg name in it (maybe in a corner and having the 4 stripes as background?)
But, no specialist on youtube algorithms, usually branding is Moreover a thing for me to quickly differentiate whose videos it is at a glance, more of a QOL than anything else. For that this kinda works.
>>531242409she's so pretty and i love how animated she is when she speaks
>>531242409>heart-shaped titfuck hole
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>>531242316My plan is to make it easier for viewers to STAY on my channel after watching 1 video, and for that I wanted my videos to be recognisable from the side bar.
'Oh I enjoyed that video... oh heres another by them!'
I don't think it will increase click rate from first time viewers, but my theory is it will lead to people watching more videos after that.
At the very least, make it easier for people to know its a gerg video
>>531245828Welcome to Minecraft Youtube in 2012+13
you know this song is good very reminiscent of the classic c418 stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJoOTOBcwE
>>531263334It's absolutely trash and not because that tranoid made it but because of the "hey guys let me break your immersion by making it so you can hear me pressing keys!" it's the same kind of distracting sound that voice actors make when recording their heavy breath intakes between lines to catch their breath
No one wants to hear that shit
the end desperately needs a revamp like the nether got in 2020, shit hasn't been changed since 2018
i want to feel like i'm running around xen or some shit
>>531243041anon I see exactly ZERO tits to fuck there
>>531264990hearing the emotion of the musician is a good thing and having sterile timings and no breaths is actually a bad thing
>>531267316Spoken like a deaf retard, you can't hear emotion only perceive it which you perceive through the music being played not the smashing of their fingers on the instrument they're playing
I bet you're the type of faggot who gets goosebumps from hearing finger sliding on an acoustic guitar, re-attach your balls and stop acting like a teenage girl
>>531268007NTA but imperfection is the soul of music, removing too much of it makes it sound lifeless and fake.
>>531268007have you ever played an instrument before anon you should try it
>>531245828i think what you're talking about actually works. i remember when RDR2 came out and i was watching all those RDR2 secrets videos. there was a channel called mrbossftw, and all his videos had this rainbow pattern around it. after wathing a couple it activated something subliminal because his were the only videos i watched on RDR2 after that
Bedrock edition: wandering trader has an offer to buy some kind of potion, but I can't see what it is. I thought it might be an awkward potion but that's not working. Any ideas?
Guys, can't find info about a rather specific thing: what's the vertical spawning range for illagers if I build a sky village?
I'm planning to build an iron farm high in the sky. Because technically I'm building a village, given the 20 villagers and beds and stuff, I was thinking I could drink an omen potion and kick the raid, and if high enough the illagers should spawn in the same room than the golem, thus being killed by the same mechanic.
But for this to work, I need to know how high must be build the farm so I don't end spawning illagers around my base. I know the range is larger than iron golem range, but that's it.
Anyone has any idea?
>>531243041>>531265558It's clearly not a hole for fucking, but for glazing
>>531265341Classic HL Xen or current-day Black Mesa Xen?
>>531288164It's probably a bottle of water. He often buys bottles of water in my game.
>>531263334I don't care for that one. But I like these two a lot:
https://youtu.be/BTthtlT80Rc
https://youtu.be/Eo0QjT7mkzs
>>531288164Bottle of water, he needs it to make invisibility potions, along with fermented spider eye. I guess he can source his own nether wart and golden carrots.
If they wanted this to be a hint for how to make invis, they should've at least added the golden carrots.
>>531290582anon, there's no storytelling in there, it's just an easily obtainable item to trade for your first emeralds in case he visits before you find a village. do you have a headcannon for why he buys hay and potatoes too?
>>531291097For food, villagers eat bread and potatoes, and also for his llamas. All the things he buys from you are things he needs in his travels.
>>531291684based. also he requires baked potatoes instead of raw ones specifically because he travels a lot and may be lacking local gut fauna
>>530838894Did he do the nether?
I always felt like that guys ideas were bad but his execution was good
>erm what if the nether but up>uhhh chocobos and boss fights
>>531298163I never played the Aether mod, I just want fun new blocks and toys, and it seems a lot less likely we'll get that from the overworld
>>531288987I have no idea but I felt sad that no one replied to you, so let me help you out
*updoots your post*
>>531288987Try it out in Creative, I have no idea how the raid spawning works. Pretty sure they can't spawn too close to the player/villagers, though
>>531288987I vaguely remember seeing a video about this. At a point in testing, the illagers would spawn on the ground below, and then immediately despawn. So, if you're going to test yourself, I think aiming to have the killing chamber somewhere shy of 128 blocks would be a good start.
>>531263334nah its dogshit
>>531267316This is your EXACT problem
I just assumed it was made by a woman/tranny because of how much the music insists upon itself.
EVERYONE understands this on some level even if theyre a retarded gen alpha groomer victim
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>>531283098Aww it has an ickle bunny tail
https://youtu.be/bRreVk3pmIs
>>531245828Its a good strat, I'm actually annoyed because tango dropped the neon outline on his vods channel so I can't immediately see if ones recced to me now.
is it easy to get a hacked client? im on a server with no whitelist and im getting griefed by homos so i want pvp hacks
>>531326090Yeah, Wurst is free.
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-21-8-release-candidate-1
another hot fix for java
>>531328972niggas will do anything but release 1.22 :skull: :sob:
anyone remember that taco client
>>531328972So the Java and Bedrock version numbers are just completely desynced now?
>>531242409I wanna fuck Agnes up the ass with my iron sword
I'm thinking about playing a world without generated structures and without making villagers. Does that any have big cons like unattainable items?
I just feel like I want to live in the wild and not be spoonfed stuff.
I can't do this anymore, I'll take the modslop pill
>>531348941No sponges
No trims
No nametags
No End
>>531348941You can't get the netherite upgrade template, Swift Sneak or wind charges. Also
>>531349197
>>531348941Aryan decision
>>531349197You can get nametags from fishing. You dodn't mention them, but you can also get pottery sherds from suspicious sand in desert wells (they don't count as structures)
>>531348941Sometimes I wish minecraft let you enable and disable specific structures instead of all or none. I know there's data packs that do this for villages but I haven't found a single one for other individual structures, I'd love to remove ocean monuments to completely remove guardians from the game
>just realised kids who were born when Minecraft Story mode came out are playing nu-craft as we speak
>>531372045Pretty sure they're out playing during summer break, terminally online bro
does anyone know if its possible to get max enchanted gear with the librarian trade rebalance tweak on?
>>531372479Pot calling the kettle black there mutt
>>531373854You can combine books to get a higher rank. Just be careful so you don't make it too expensive
>>531373984nigga i just got back from work, get off my balls
>>531369109https://misode.github.io/customized/?tab=structures
You don't like sponges?
>>531369109anon is afraid of mods, and can't just use Structurify to ban monuments, or Bad Mobs to exclusively ban guardians
>>531387810you're posting in the non mod general, you do know there's a modded minecraft general right? of course people here wouldn't be using or suggest using mods to fix their problems
>>531388378Yes. This is the "whine about a problem for five years hoping mojang will finally fix it in the next 'drop' until finally reaching the acceptance phase and angrily defending it forever instead of spending 30 seconds downloading a mod that does it" general.
Which will come out first, 1.22 or 1.21.22?
>>531388378I refuse to believe anyone actually plays without any mods. Might as well play bedrock.
Not playing on Hardcore mode is cheating.
Mojang should disable Totem of Undying in Hardcore
>>531413269Not until they fix all the issues that can kill people randomly or unfairly, which means it will never happen due to Bedrock
>>531438845What is the current greggie status?
Can we still abuse the GTNH-enjoyers, to bump our thread for free, in order to keep us away from /mmcg/?
Or did they notice the ruse and stopped?
>>531442935It only works if they're triggered enough. Go over there and start ethoposting.
>>531405327We need an official list to clarify what is cheating and what isn't.
I will start:
>not playing hardcore is cheating>nether roof is cheating>villager trading is cheating>sleeping in a bed outside is cheating>duping is cheating (incl. tnt duping)>litematica is cheating>minimaps are cheating>having the new player locator enabled is cheating>portal based farms are cheating
If it’s something you can do in the game without using commands or mods then it’s not cheating, Minecraft is first and foremost a sandbox
Mending is not even that OP if you don't make XP farms.
remove experience orbs repairing items
buff unbreaking slightly
improve the durability of netherite
mending now works by applying ores to your gear directly without the need of an anvil and repairs them at a much greater rate. raw iron, raw gold and netherite scrap can be used to repair instead of ingots. mending is magic, it doesn't need to be realistic but for mending to work differently other things need to be changed like durability and other enchantments to support the change to mending
>>531447760Small multi-billion dollar company
Have another marketable mob with 0 functionality
I don't know what to build here
>>531453208I doubt that, considering you've already dug out the cellars
>>531453389It's not the lack of options, it's more like "Okay, which one should I go with?" Nothing really unique though
>>531447073>damage when landing and elytra is calculated by falling height, which is determined by the angle the player is looking, rather than speed, which means if you land an elytra at the wrong angle with a seemingly safe falling speed, you still die>golems, zombie piglins, etc. can randomly walk in front of you while you are trying to break a block and then go agro an kill you >in multiplayer, entities can get desynced and mobs can kill you from far way because on the server they are closer to you than they are in your client
>>531447073It's not like it's a niche problem, you know. There's a lot of compilations on YT about Bugrock deaths
https://youtu.be/1mAxYxu0rZU
>>531456968First one is on java, second one isn't a bug, git gud.
every night im reminded that smite is the best sword enchantment
Having more enchants that did more stuff would be cool.
>ice aspect
>life drain
>jump boost
Such simple ideas that aren't too goundbreaking. Hell, you can even have cosmetic enchants.
>enchant for different glowing effect
>enchant for different glowing color
>enchant that alters voice pitch of whatever you hit (can have separate books for higher and lower pitches)
Feels like there's so much potential being wasted.
>>531443360you forgot
>playing the game is cheating
>>531447760add more curses
any item with mending will be cursed: guaranteed
then just leave the mending effect the way it is
>>531447760I still think Mending should make items unbreakable (like how the elytra works by default) so players have to repair with an anvil. Just remove the retarded prior-work penalty and you're golden. Though I like your idea of making the repair cheaper as well - you could easily add that to Mending as well, so it has both effects
>>531466847>Feels like there's so much potential being wasted.That should be the game's fucking tagline
idk why people were coping so much with the other mob vote losers being added when they clearly stated that the copper golem is an exception, I guess it's good that they further clarified now so I don't have to pop a vein every time I see people saying the glare is coming
>>531481225>they edited the original article because too many people thought they were actually doing workLMAO
>>531478016curse of flinging (items dropped from harvesting are thrown further away)
curse of butterfingers (your held item sometimes falls on the floor when used)
curse of unfortunate events (using your held item outside sometimes causes you to be struck by lightning)
curse of decay (your item's effectiveness decreases up to 50% based on durability)
Why can you go in the nether without burning alive? Shouldn't you have to have fire protection or fire resistance or place some ice?
>>531508613Why can you go to the End without suffocating? I'd welcome some more hostile areas, but they'd have to add a whole new dimension for that
>>531511708The end is not space, but the nether is clearly really hot. It would add an interesting layer of preparation, difficulty and immersion and make fire protection more useful. If Mojang wants players to use different armor sets for different situations, since you can't have all the protections at once, this is the best solution for fire protection.
>>531514547Do they want that, though? I feel like enchanting was added back when, and has just remained the same ever since pretty much. I don't think there's much thought going into it currently. Also, fuck fighting piglin brutes without full protection
>>531508613>>531514547You need to go to the nether in the first place to start brewing fire resistance potions and having to keep half your inventory full of non-stacking potions just to get around would be miserable. Fire protection armor would have less of that problem, but then it'd feel pretty bullshit to get caught a few thousand blocks from your portal when the armor keeping you from bursting into flame breaks because you dropped off a few too many 4-block-tall ledges. Mojang also definitely doesn't want you to feel like the Nether is an inhospitable wasteland anymore—it has its own mushroom trees and such to explore and living there is an intended viable play style. You're welcome to try out mods that add heat and cold and see how you like dying of heat in the Nether, of course, if you're still convinced that's a good feature.
>>531508613Steve is just built like that
Does Minecraft take too long to play?
Felt nostalgic so I started a new classic skyblock world. Haven't played since they nerfed the zombie villagers trading. Which trade do you need now to generate infinite emeralds?
>>531554784Just make tons of automatic crop farms and spam a bunch of farmers.
>>531554784Buying bookshelves and turning them into books to sell back might still work, but it's so easy to make a melon-and-pumpkin farm so that's what I always do. Fish farms for cod and salmon can also work
>>531555762>>531566131Automatic farms would require redstone. I need easier emerald generations first before building up the villagers trading hall for clerics. I don't think the bookshelf trade generates profit anymore, only breaks even.
Make an infinite string duper (it takes like 4 pressure plates and 2 cobble) and sell it to Fletcher for inf emeralds. Albeit this is kinda cheaty, so the other method is sticks that you then sell to thatcher.
>>531574341I thought they patched the string duper.
>>531571085You could also plant and harvest melons and pumpkins manually. They grow really fast if you use a checkerboard pattern with alternating rows. If you have silk touch you don't even have to craft the melons
>>531554784Iron farm
With one revive it's 1 iron ingot -> 1 emerald
On max level they sell diamond tools, weapons and armour (depending on villager type, look at wiki) so it's good to have them anyway.
Having like 24 of those and decent iron farm is more than enough for normal player with bit iron and emeralds
The emerald->glass->glass pane->emerald I think still works after 1 revive for each but margin of earnings is so low I didn't bother.
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>>531596454And only one thing can save it…
...Which isn't pictured anywhere in your post.
>>531443360We need an official list to clarify what is souless and what isn't.
I will start:
>playing survival instead of creative>playing for two weeks and deleting the world>playing to kill the dragon, wither or whatever modern boss they added>building in survival>building using random blocks for "detailing">playing modern versions
>>531598538you can just say you’re gay anon it’s 2025
>>531599750Minecraft has been gay for a while now, Anon
>furfags calling people gay
lmao
>>531615116Are you saying people wouldn't like a character creator like this?
>no other mobs this update confirmed
Welp, I guess all the new features we saw in the first preview was already 90% of the drop, the last 10% could be one other addition or a change like with leads
>>531632959It's not confirmed, but it was always very unlikely. It's a drop.
>>531632959I'd honestly be perfectly content with the copper golem, copper chest and a stone chest for more variety. Focus the drop on storage and sorting and call it something like The Tidy Drop or Fall Cleaning or whatever
Did you know that villagers can survive inside of honey blocks?
>>531638072Well, they're transparent blocks, no? That's normal.
>furfaggotry posts are so bad they kill the thread
>>531656254I think that's just midcraft being washed up
Operation: Rescue Freedom was a success! 10 freedom ghasts have been brought safely home.
>>531656254>The thread is dead because the devs are on break and it’s been weeks without a snapshot??? Of course not! It MUST be because someone posted a cute anthro girl!
I need a seed with a specific biome in spawn. What are my options for finding one? What comes to mind is just rerolling worlds and also using seeds other people have posted. I think I need to spawn in a badlands with some kind of forest next to it for my specific project.
>>531672561cubiomesviewer
>>531673179Awesome, thanks. Still probably going to take some time to find exactly what I'm looking for
>>531675083Yeah will take some time but luckily the tool allows you to filter for specific biomes within a radius of spawn
I'd usually get a few, test them in game in creative and see if I liked, rinse repeat until I found the perfect seed
>>531687308>no link this time
>>531692652https://static1.e621.net/data/5a/04/5a04a7f06f9b0c1b9b9756a25b186168.png
>>531663358I'm guessing you'll give them red, white and blue harnesses?
>>531669474Are you using a mod for lighting or have I really not played Minecraft in so long that this is normal? The lighting here looks cool instead of warm
>>531687308Touching another man's junk is gay, Anon. You may only fuck his ass to assert dominance
Rate my build from 1 to 10
>>531720008>good use of shapes>simple but not boring>overall classic and nostalgic design>could easily be built in survival10/10 no glaze
>>531720008Looks nice but it's hard to see with the light. I'd pick a different block for the road, though
>>531720008It's very simple, but that's why I like it. Most people who play minecraft think their builds need to be over the top and have to have shit loads of detail to look good. Simplicity works just as well and you almost nailed it if not for that godawful shader/lighting
>>5317200084/10
annoying sunglare, cant see shit
way too simple, even if you're going for an classic single block aesthetic, why is the road the same material as the building? use some flint or cobble for the path up to it
>>531720008It looks like you're ashamed of it and used shaders to hide it.
>>531720008It's fucking ass bro, blow that shit up
>>531749016>cobble for the pathretard desperate for realism and says he wants fucking cobble for a foot path thanks for the laugh dipshit
>>531758752NTA but cobble would look better than brick
>531758752
>desperate for realism
not even worth a (you)
>create new world
>see pic
>get excited
>come closer
>it is actually just a wall of dirt and stone
actual scam
>>531760551what the fuck this place looks awesome
>>531765330b1.7.3 world gen do be like that
>>531760551That's normal for old versions. If you want massive cave entrances like that, play 1.18+.
>>531720008can't see because of the stupid shader
i found the chicken jockey disc
https://youtu.be/ZKK6201jpZ0?si=jquhmunjGPb60BLi&t=918
https://youtu.be/ZKK6201jpZ0?si=2SZtcUJVeCEv26Zq&t=2172
>java update available
we won
>>531706024Custom vanilla core shader, possible via a regular resource pack
And yeah, it's kind of a blend of the classic cool white lighting with the modern lighting, and I've also darkened shadows a bit to make night and caves a bit more challenging
gemtho chads we eating good this episode
Was Grian the boogeyman or did he just kill half a dozen people against the rules for kicks
>>531804874Grian makes the rules
>>531759193I think dirt roads look better.
bdubs is a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwMMa1BWFjI
>>531818212>mountain has to goto basically sky limit to look goodnah its good, even the drawing is above average
>>531818212>gotta build a forest>literally just a big blob of leaf blocks
>>531818212youtubers have ruined minecraft builds forever
Wtf I thought Guude died, I didn't even realize I was still subbed the fuck is this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5w3wpWP7bs
>>531824429this is peak soul
>>531824429He still homeless or nah?
>>531824429He somehow hasn't changed at all. That's a good thing I guess, I assumed he went nuts after living in a shack in the woods.
What's the best tool to enchant with silk touch? I mean, it sounds pointless in axes, but seems kinda useful in shovels, as there are some type of soils that would be turned into regular soil if not mined with a ST shovel.
Still on the fence, definitely not want to carry double sets of tools with fortune or ST, so if having to choose, which tool would be the most useful if enchanted with ST?
>>531812756>dirt road>on a foundation of stone
>>531832264Pickaxe is the only one that can mine all blocks and drop them I think. Meaning you can't mine stone and ores with other tools. And your ender chest will mine faster.
>they picked the seed from the title screen
S0VL
>>531832264All my default tools have silk touch. An axe for bookshelves, melons and mushroom blocks, a shovel for grass blocks, mycelium, etc., and a pickaxe for everything else. I only bring out my fortune pickaxe when I go mining ore. There's absolutely no reason to have a double set of tools, and fortune on axes and shovels don't do anything
>>531841110I forgot to say I also have a silk touch hoe for leaves and so on, and a fortune hoe for saplings and crops, since you get more stuff if you harvest with a fortune tool
>>531841110>and fortune on axes and shovels don't do anythingfactually wrong.
>>531846319It doesn't do anything that isn't done better by other tools, I mean. There's no block that benefits from fortune that's also mined quicker with a shovel or axe. I've tried it with mushroom blocks and fortune doesn't affect it, and most other blocks drop a set amount (e.g. clay and bookshelves). I guess flint from gravel would be the one exception, but you still won't get more flint per block, it'll only drop slightly more often
>>531846783>you still won't get more flint per block, it'll only drop slightly more oftenyes, it drops slightly more often, which means you get more flint per block.
and you get more melon pieces with an axe. in that case obviously it's better to use silk touch, but that of course was not what you said initially
>>531847404That's not what it means. You get more per *block you break*, but a stack of gravel can only ever produce a stack of flint, so you don't get more per *block* - which is the whole point of fortune, normally. I actually didn't know it worked on melons, but since you can't get more than 9 slices per block it doesn't matter and I'll keep using silk touch. I maintain my original stance that there's no reason to enchant shovels and axes with fortune for the average player, as it doesn't meaningfully help in collecting resources
They should really just add big movers like create. Even the glue from create would be enough. It would need a big change in redstone i suppose though.
>>531859041>game and general are dead because we aren't round the clock posting coombait like the rest of the gatchafags on/vg/
>>531873491true. last time the resident furfag got railed on the weekend we almost got yeeted off page 10.
>>531445590I still have yet to reach the End
not playing hardcore is cheating now? but why would anyone play hardcore
>>531445273Guess I'm safe
>>531881583You should play it, because when you don't, someone else will say that you are cheating.
Don't you feel the societal pressure?
Can signs and books be chat reported?
>>531890057No, but they can be censored.
>>531859041Sorry I was too busy playing.
>>531891175who censors them if they can be reported? is there some automated system that filters words like "Nasser" to "n***er"?
>>531894513They're automatically censored on Bedrock by a shitty word filter that makes all sort of weird assumptions, and this can - allegedly - lead to bans if what you write is bad enough. Even in singleplayer. On Java you can only be reported for things you write in the chat, unless I'm mistaken, so nothing can happen in singleplayer or on multiplayer servers with the No Chat Report mod installed
>>531896121You can actually turn off cemsorship on bedrock
>>531910781settings>general>filter profanity>off
https://minecraft.wiki/w/Options
>>531445273Objective and non retarded/baiter input here
minecraft needs another drought so microshart can make another groundbreaking update like 1.16
I went back to the PS3 version of the game and its mogs the current one to hell and back.
The colors are beyond great and it seems just right. 1.20 feels like it was made for gen alpha toddlers
>>531935803>people are now nostalgic for 1.13lol
Bedrock edition is literally not Minecraft
>>531935803first minecraft I played was on the switch. minecraft is shit without keyboard and mouse
>>531936614>implying im a digital goy on 1.13
>>531936879Nintendo Switch Edition or Bedrock?
>>531937046idk what it was it was back in 2021 I think. it wasn't java though and that's all that matters. I will never go back to bedrock
>>5319373244J's console editions are kino though
>>531937498playing with a controller is shit though
Do you guys use any datapacks or what?
I've also been considering trying out shaders just for the lighting while keeping vanilla textures
darkness level for survival should be on moody and brightest setting for creative
Began doing impulsive purchases now what do i do with these
>mending
>villager trading hall
>placing a bed wherever you like
>F3 screen
those are just the mechanics intended to be used, at best I would replace villager trading with iron farms or mass quantity resource farms
>>531953770Stop-motion Minecraft movie adventure series!!!
>>531953770the chest is the only piece that seems appealing as a purchase
>>531953770Shove them up your ass while you sit down and figure out how much money you could've saved by waiting a month and buying them all on clearance for 50 cents.
>>531954759i think you may be having a mild case of jealously anon
>>531963878>>531964075i can't believe how THRILLING it felt to experience myself taking creepshots to a little girl's doll. Like, i'm actually having my very own MyLittlePony internet pervert culture awakening in the year of our lord 2025
I think its just one of the things you're supossed to do as a 4channer. Like meeting up IRL with someone without seeing its face, buying pepefrog/wojak merch, hiring/dating a tranny. It's all so clear to me now. It's fun. Being a pervert it's fun.
I've found the slow and steady best way to raid ancient cities without elytra or potions of night vision
>bring four/five stacks of wool
>build paths around the ancient city, breaking shriekers, opening chests and retrieving goods
>if and when you do inevitably get a shrieker to three shrieks, immediately return to your starting point, naturally still in the deep dark so mobs so sneak up
>put on one episode of that really classic showa series you haven't been completing but wanted to get around to, and watch that instead
>go back to hunting once the episode is complete, knowing thirty minutes have passed in-game and the shriekers are reset on threat level
Pic related is what I'm going through. The sketches can be hard to watch in a marathon run anyway, so this is perfect for adhd schizos like me.
>>531965058Spoilers for efficient shrieker removal
cover shriekers next to another in wool, remove the one outside, then remove the one in the wool
>>531965058>knowing thirty minutes have passed in-game and the shriekers are reset on threat levelI didn't know they reset completely after 30 minutes. The way I've been doing it is sneaking around and looking for shrikers, using wool only when I need to move vertically or for boxing in shrikers if there's multiple ones nearby, and when I inevitably set one off I run away and watch a video for like 2-3 minutes to give the warden enough time to despawn. I think I prefer your method of waiting longer
>>531953770no kid is going to play with this shit
also why they made jack blacked that midget ugly fucking kike the size of jason momoa
>>531964678I look forward to seeing the jar filled
Always use No Chat Reports
>>531988119because they are supposed to be partners and these days manufacturers are forbidden to show sexual dimorphism in their toys
>>531965058Maaan. Does it really take that long to raid an ancient city? Never did one
>>532009707Not necessarily. Once you know what you're doing you can clear it in like 15-30 minutes by just flying between points of interest and looting chests. The problem is that sometimes shriekers (or the sensors that set them off) spawn underground or in positions where they're almost impossible to spot or reach, so you're pretty much guaranteed to summon at least a few wardens which will slow you down
>>532011192To be fair, Elytra is very overpowered. I'll try it one of these days
>>5319366141.13 was a great update.
Nobody gives a shit if the world eater of those retarded "tech minecrafters" are a bit more laggy. And the channel of the main-proponent of the anti-1.13 outrage died in the meantime. Ilmango is probably working in a local McDonalds now.
Imagine thinking that waterlogging is bad.
>>531999690>unusual traffic>from modsHow is this even remotely normal for a temporary ban? A temporary ban is issued alongside notifying a player that a ban has been made and the reason for it to protect the player in case of account theft. If you're not telling the person you're temporary banning then it's straight up retarded, never mind the reason they gave for the ban itself
>>532036102It's more likely they just fucked up somehow with their automatic moderation system. The AI spotted some pattern and flagged the account for cheating or piracy or whatever, and because it was a weird quirk they never sent out an automated mail because the account was never actually banned - just temporarily restricted. Of course, they can't just say that, so they give some bullshit excuse
>>531999690How does a mod bypass chat reporting anyway, why hasn't mojang nuked it
>>532045284It just disables telemetry and the chat-reporting feature so no data is sent to Mojang's servers (excluding account authentication), meaning they can't ban you (assuming the sever you're on has the mod installed). Since it's a free and open-source mod it really can't be nuked, since anyone could just fork the project, unlike the P2W servers and whatnot that Mojang has taken down in the past. You should be using it even in singleplayer to disable telemetry
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports
I really feel like i should leave this place. 2025 is the year where terminally online people should be LETTING GO cumjar culture, not start getting INTO IT for the first time. I might be digging a hole straight into the lava of eternal punishment
>>532056431You can take the Rainbow Dash out of the jar, but you can't take the jar out of the Rainbow Dash
>>531906419A client-side setting to not get banned from your own world.
Fascinating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpT8z9PFopQ
>gerg getting canceled again
oh nononono
>eceleb drama
who fucking cares
>your opinion
who fucking cares
>>531832641It'd be better to imply a road through the use of fences and walls.
>>532064470Good to see gerg returning his channel to its roots of farm animal sex. Next vid I want to see the world record for sheep getting buttfucked by pistons at once.
>>532090460Yes we all understand that you're not interested, no need to keep reminding us.
>>532060069You get banned if you get reported by a player, the censor is its own thing.
>>532096274spam time again?
>>532049663>assuming the sever you're on has the mod installedOh so you personally can't have the mod only for it to work? The server needs to?
I feel like the kinds of servers who would report you for shit wouldn't have this
I just built a shulker farm for the first time and I didn't expect transporting the shulker to be the hardest part because they just keep killing themselves. Can someone please help me figure out what to do? I tried drinking a potion of invisibility but they're still shooting at me as I place the rails around them and then they die out of nowhere. None of the tutorial videos I've seen addressed this. Pro tips needed before they all die and I need to rebuild the farm somewhere else.
>>532100810regen/health potions?
>>532064470A standard horizontal piston bolt is 20 blocks per second.
You don't have to come up with anything yourself, gerg.
>>532090156Etho better watch out, Mumbo is fucking jacked now
>>532098697It's because of how Minecraft functions as a game. If you're playing locally, you are the server, but obviously that's not the case when you connect over the internet so the mod can't modify the server code. It will, however, show a warning if you connect to a server that doesn't have the mod, so it's easy to avoid them. You shouldn't be playing on a server with people who'd report you over a spicy chat message anyway
>>532108404I want a server that requires you to type "I hate niggers" in order to play, and keeps the message as black-mail to ban your account if you're annoying and/or brown.
>>532064470>>532103504>create waterfall of pigs down a 1x1 tube with dispensers and spawn eggs with a vine at the bottom>crank up the keyboard repeat speed to a billion in the windows registry https://superuser.com/questions/1058474/increase-keyboard-repeat-rate-beyond-control-panel-limits-in-windows-10>stand in front of the waterfall and spam carrotsez
>>532113003furryposters: no we are not gay
also furryposters:
>>532115506A moustache isn't fur.
>>532115506I'm exclusively into women
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>>532119147>2 months agok
New feature teasers later today, proably.
>>532031076the aquatic was the best updoot, the caves one was the worst updoot.
>>531935803>playing not javasouless
>>531859041>dead gameI hope so, that would actually save the game
>>532137949bet you were a hytale fag
>>532100810I'm a moron. I was wearing thorns armor while trying to be invisible. :)
>>532144363>tardtalenope, I hate modern minecraft tho
>>532124774guess not :(
though probably snapshot tomorrow?
>>532172228Maybe, it's been 21 days since their "a few weeks" post, so it's either this week or next. While looking for the date I noticed that 1.21.8 is out. Guess no-one mentioned it because it was just a few bug fixes
think we'll reach 1.21.10?
think we will reach 1.21.21?
>>532176329Yes
No_
I'm guessing we'll get to 1.21.12 before 1.22
>>532160373didn't work bruv
Can I fish for junk items in a 1x1 or do I need a full sized treasure fishing enabled fishing hole?
What will 1.22 be about or are we forever stuck on 1.21 with these micro updates
>>532190039>What will 1.22 be about MCreator copper tools update
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>>532191727Guess I'm just really unlucky at being unlucky.
>>532191727Look at all this garbage because people used auto fishers in like 2014
>>532191727>tnt dupers and stacking raid farms are le okay tho!!!!
>>530804047 (OP)>aaa empty spaceswanted to share xoomer horror while spreading lava with auto lava machine
>>532205047autofishers required like 3 string, 1 redstone, and the iron for a bucket
those atleast require setup
>>532205901moveable tile entities are cheating
>>532205047Stacking raid farms have been patched out, and TNT dupers are only in the game because we don't have movable tile entities on Java yet. Mojang have publicly said that they don't want to fix it until there's an alternative, since it has such a unique use case in world eaters and tunnel bores
>we will never have movable entities because Mumbo Jumbo created a huge griefing machine and titled his video GRIEFING MACHINE
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-preview-1-21-110-20
New preview
Trust no one not even your shelf
>>532266831>more insignificant bloatslop features
>>532266831Holy, shelves are hotswappable hotbars in survival
>thaumcraft golems, but with a twist
>storage drawers, but with a twist
my goodness get mojang away from the forge
>>532270659gregtech but with a twist when
jenny mod but with a twist when?
looking more at it, it looks more like a slot machine or a roulette wheel than a shelf
ugly as shit with items in them but probably the closest thing to a vertical slab when empty we'll be getting ever
>>531006435Minecraft would be better if the villagers were cute and/or sexy women.
They don’t really look like shelves, why do they take up the entire block face just to display three times in a row? I think they wanted to give builders something that is kinda-sorta a vertical slab
>>532271112If these aren't entities and deload with draw distance then I can see them being spammed on every single build imaginable
>>532271112>>532271538should've been a 2x2 desu. the 1x3 doesnt blend in with anything
>>532276081They're obviously blocks, and they don't seem to be rendered by block entities, so probably only the items don't render from a distance.
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>>532277438like even in the official preview images they look horribly out of place
give us invisible item frames already instead
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>>532266831Dyes also have new icons
>>532271112>>532277905>we need a new feature from the DEI division>say no more!
>>532277438That wouldn't work as well with the hotbar swapping mechanic. You asked for functional blocks, they give you functional blocks.
Also, I think mojang doesn't want items to stand up like that, so they have to put them against the wall, so they had to make the shelves thin.
>>532277905I think it would look better if they made the items like 20% larger
>>532277905>Will just get used as vertical slabs for buildingKEK
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>>532266831What the fuck, shelves and posable golem statues? More things I never thought we'd see in vanilla
alright, i'll ask if no one else will
what's the point of shelves? what purpose do they serve?
>>532278183Why do they remind me of Theme Hospital? Something about the outline effect of the plate or whatever they rest on
>>532277905>no gaps requires redstone source>none of them look like they'll blend in very wellough
i hate it
>>532279490It REALLY does fix them being bigger. the even 2's look more in line with minecraft instead of an odd 3's
>>532277905They should only hold 2 items each. It looks like ass with 3
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>>532280680woops forgot image
>they made it so its 3 because 3x3 would replace your hotbar
>they didn't make it into 2 or 4 for hotbar+offhand because
>bedrock
>offhand
java oppression
>Still no Java snapshot
Bros I'm worried
>>532281385It's called "Swedish vacation"
If you can piston them they would be pretty cool
>Put in a combo
>Piston pulls it away and puts it through a hopper filter to see if its the right items/order
>Opens door if correct or spits out the items if its not
>>532280910Miles better. Everything in MC is so large that too much detail really stands out negatively. I don't think there's a chance in hell they'll change it now, but I really wish they would
>>532278183These really look like paints, which makes me really wish they added the ability to draw custom paintings in-game
>b-bbut, muh map art, muh limitations-Map art is a ginormous time/resource sink that the average player isn’t willing to endure just to have some damn pixel. There can still be limitations too like not having access to the full RGB, the palette could be based on the 16 colors like dyed leather armored
>>532286706just to have some damn pixel art*
>>532286706>They added the chat reporting feature so you can eventually report people for drawing dicks on paintings
>>532286706>>532287132I’ve spent the better part of the last year building r34 maparts on my friends survival realm server. It hasn’t been hundreds of hours of work, it’s been closer to thousands of hours. If they make inappropriate maparts a bannable offense, my life will be the middle that destroys mojang.
Also 90% of them are 3D maparts, which are 500% harder to build on bedrock than on java.
>>532278183These textures look like something from a mod
Did they replace Jappa? Hoping for a new texture update
>>532279949decoration. and functionally you click on one and it swaps your hotbar with those 3 items
>>532290437yeah it straight up looks like something from a create add-on mod
>>532293451It looks like one of those "I redesigned X" posts people on Reddit like to do. This isn't even the worst one, but it was the first one I found that fit
Ah, another few months of people complaining that new stuff doesn't feel vanilla, sweet.
>>532297171>doesn't feel vanillathat is an understatement when the new features are literally old mod ripoffs
>>532298791I can't believe Mojang stole shelves from the shelves mod (2012). What's next, chairs?
>>532297171to be fair, even Mojang themselves admit that modern Minecraft has a very different design ethos and aesthetic compared to old (pre-MS) Minecraft.
>>532281385This is just the start
>>532300194for mojangs mentality about muh community its surprising we dont have that. or even just being able to sit on stairs
>>532280910Looks like placing items on the exterior of a cabinet
>>532303758We don't even have emotes on Java
>>532278183Looks shit. What happened to
>we want accessibility for colorblind playersSomeone mentioned paints, and honestly this should be a new paint item.
>>532304327I know I'm not asking for that much, but right clicking a chair/stair to sit on it like a minecart/boat isn't that immersion breaking. It beats jankly hiding a minecart under it
When will they add ponies?
>>532304730I'd settle for a /sit command, like what every MMO ever has had. It would be so fucking easy to do
>>532266831>we won't give you chairs, tables or vertical slabs because it inhibits creativity or something>anyways here's shelves
>>532300194Then stealing archaeology with other mods that have panning/sifting or other games that have panning/sifting.
>>532305519>that jank animation transition on the vanilla golemman i really do hate that shit
>Can give the golem statues poses by right clicking
Armor stands need this too
>>532308367>armor standFirst they need to give it arms in java because they just hate Java.
>>532305519Everything about the copper golem SCREAMS "doesn't belong in the game".
>copper golem can sort items
>shelves can swap out your hotbar
so this drop is an inventory update?
>>532305519SOVL mod vs microshart pajeet coding
>>532313537if they bullshit their way into claiming this was the inventory qol i wont be happy. they added a ton more of items for copper tools and shit as well
Is netherrack impossible to obtain in vanilla skyblock?
>Can put banners in the shelves
>Still looks a bit weird
They need to make it 2 items, the scaling on 3 is scuffed
They got ladder/vine climbing changes on bugrock for people too retarded to look up or down when climbing.
>>532304730yeah but since they are adding overdesigned mobs and such, why not add a chair block? it doesn't even need a tile entity to work, even terraria has chairs since forever, I think it's reasonable
>>532278183hey this is actually sovl
>start new hardcore world
>having fun caving, building my base, hitting the nether, planning all the cute things I want to build
>hmm need enchantments np I'll get some villagers
>finally get and cure two zombie villagers after hours
>faced with the reality of having to create a villager breeder and zombification station
how do you guys cope with the tedium?
looking forward to using the shelf as wainscoting and shutters but never ever ever as a shelf
>>532330636>how do you guys cope with the tedium?You could just not do that and do what you want
Shelf will be a good block.
final sell-out to modernity... the vertical slab
doomsday approaching
>>531245828Your pigface+pink tie is already an identifying part of your "brand", the rainbow shit appears to have no relation at all to the rest of the thumbnail. Lean into the pigman/pink tie aesthetic more as part of your channel's brand identity.
>t. layman that never watched a single one of your videos
>>532330636by using creative, spectator and commands whenever I feel like it
>>532319159Probably, yeah
>>532330636You only have to set it up once per world, which is a good argument for not starting a new world all the time. And there's always mods
Where the FUCK is my copper golem
>>532356686>imagine the lag
The only reason toggle sprint needs to exist is because they made the retarded decision to put sprint on left control instead of shift like every other game and it's a pain to hold forever unless you rebind it.
>>532357226ishygd play with default controls, do you?
>>532357226But that's even further away, it would be more uncomfortable. People swap them around because they sprint more often than they crouch, and reaching shift with your pinkie is more comfortable than control.
It's parity with poket edition, and it's useful for crouching while in your inventory.
I also heard that games in the past ussually had the controls like Minecraft and the inverse is more recent.
>>532357558What's wrong with default controls?
>>532358393>I also heardyou heard wrong.
>>532357226I just switch sprint and crouch in the keybinds like a normal person. Double-tap to sprint is fucking dogshit. As is double-tap to dodge like in Unreal
the new shelves are going to make blockvomit builds even worse
>>532280494probably also because they're isometric
>>532369809Holy shit, I didn't even think of that. Maybe that's what looks so off, since every other item in MC is portrayed straight-on
>>532371608That's not true. Items are isometric by defualt, unless they're tools, weapons, armor, certain blocks and block-like entities or wouldn't look good isometric. All the blocks in item form that are rendered as models are isometric. Look at ingots, minecarts, boats, harness, books, paper, saddle, music discs, soup, buckets, compass, dusts, dyes (old, they were already isometric)
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>>532374048You're right about that, though I'm not sure I'd call it the default. There's still so many items that are straight-on
>>532374839I think it is if you count all blocks that have an item form as items.
>>532375618I'd argue that blocks are always isometric when it item form, but actual items never are. Hell, in item frames (and the new shelves) blocks are also straight-on
Is there a way to pirate Bedrock edition?
t. poor thirdie
>>532278183b...but why are they on a plate?
do they naturally come with that when they drop?
my immersion has been RUINED
>>532378886>do they naturally come with thatyes? you naturally put them on a plate after you scrape them off the mortar and pestle with which you made them (on the crafting table).
>>532377008yes, check opticraft
>>532366995I think the shelves are ugly but at least they are something else than yet another entity with roblox animations
I haven't played in about 10-15 years, and I've been playing for the past two weeks on different new worlds, who wants to read my blog?
>>532388490go on, I'm listening.
>>532388995>itemsso much fucking bloat it's unreal engine 6. MAYBE it's nice to have so many different types of wood craftables late game, but early it's just stupid
copper is completely useless? I see there's an update coming but it's still going to be useless
>world generationI like the bigger biomes, I didn't like how back then there were 4 chunks of forest, 4 chunks of plains and so on. I however don't like the fact that there is still a lot of 'mountainy' land, making building and traversing worse
don't like the random cracks in the ground that lead way down, feels like a cheap way to get people to explore. there also seem to be a lot of cracks filled with water, which seem impossible to get in to mine.
iron seems to spawn a lot less which is retarded, this alone completely halts most progress
>randomI like the off-hand torch but it behaves in such a stupid way some times it's better not to use it
the reworked ores look like garbage
I swam with a dolphin, I liked it
wheat fully grown and almost fully grown look almost the same, what the frick
there's probably a bunch of other minor inconviences but they're not big enough to name them
>closing thoughtsI have experienced the degradation firsthand and can say it's true
after giving it some thought, I think I still played when tripwires were added (around mid-2012) and I thought that was bloat already lol
also I'm playing through a cracked prism launcher, I don't see an ability to download maps (which I do want to get into when I'm done with my normal world). if there are any must-plays I might try them in some time
>>532391342Wow, how original. You hate everything.
>>532392968>clearly didn't readthanks for the (You)
>>532393178Of the 3 things you listed that you "liked," two of them came with caveats about how you actually didn't like them in practice. Nothing you're saying is any different than the garbage any other ritual hateposter whining about old = good, new = bad has said for the last 10 years.
>>532393779>tell me what 2+2 is without saying 4okay and?
name three (tree) big improvements over minecraft 10 years, according to you
>>532392968>frog who's been boiling in the pot for ten years can't see how fucked things are now like someone with fresh eyes can
>10 years ago
forgot a word
>>532394018Villager trading update, height update, nether update
Retard
>>532394471Fuck off casual, you don't play the game
>>532395586>Villager trading updatealright, I also think that was good
>height update, nether updatedon't know these ones, explain. and from what I've seen, the nether is also full of bloat now so I'm detracting points from you
Retard
copper golems and shelves are cool but I'm really hoping for a new biome
>>532391342Copper is getting tools and armor soon. You says you can't find iron and it halts progress, but that's what the copper gear is supposed to help with, and you think it's useless? Copper is also for industrial themed building.
Tip: iron is found easier in the stone layer, not at deepslate. It's also easier to find ores caving than strip mining. Water caves are also not that hard, you can get air from the magma.
If you need flat terrain to build, that's a skill issue.
If your invetory is crowded, remember to use bundles.
Bloat is a weird complain for a building sandbox game where you can choose to do or not do anything.
The Parkour Spiral series is pretty fun if you're into parkour maps at all. hielkemaps.com
>>532396221>the copper biome>everything is copper>you can make a copper farm day 1 that spits out a stack of copper blocks per minute
>>532395841Height update raised the world height and added the deep dark, more stuff to do and no stupidly small limit on how high you could build. Nether update added actual stuff to do in the nether beyond visiting once for wither skulls and then never again
>>532396958a copper biome is what I was thinking too but we pretty much have that already with the trial chambers. That's almost all copper.
The minecraft rip off already had vertical slabs and actual looking shelves years ago with 8 people.
Why is jewjang with 300 people only capable of making an item frame retexture?
>>532391342>>532395841Sounds like the vast majority of your problems of your problems come from 1.17-1.18, Caves and Cliffs, so you could just play 1.16.5 instead. If you don't like the new nether, then 1.15.2. If you think bees and bugfixes are bloat, then 1.14.4. But you'd miss out on some cool stuff.
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As a decoration block its growing on me the more I see it
It still looks completely awful as a "shelf" for a house tho
>>532396305I suppose I played an update too soon because I didn't know about the copper tools, just these golem things
>industrial themed buildingyeah that's cool late game, but early game copper doesn't have any uses.
I feel like I find a lot less iron at every level, near the surface or deep down at deepslate level. I know the thing about the magma thanks, but you still can't mine properly or displace all the water. and no, I'm not gonna mine 1 block for 30 seconds
flat/uneven terrain is no problem, I mean if they're gonna roll out and expand on biomes, do the same for the land. they've expanded horizontally, which I like, but also a little bit vertically (above ground) which seems a weird choice. my sample size is small 3 worlds so maybe I just got unlucky
like an example of bloat would be the fallen leaves. you don't need coal to smelt anything anymore, just get a couple stacks of that
thanks for the site, I'll check Spiral out for sure. I love all types of maps, parkour, droppers, puzzle maps
>>532397076I don't know about deep dark or the nether stuff so I'll just say it sounds to me like it's a case of ''more = better''
>stupidly small limit on how high you could buildunless you're building on a mountain into the sky I don't see a problem
>>532398108thanks, I'll try 1.16.5, sounds like it would fit me more yeah
>>532398940A trick people use to breathe and mine underwater on java is placing doors, since they create air pockets. Imo, it's very cheaty, but they still haven't fixed it.
>>532400274oh right I know about that but it always felt cheap to use. I suppose they 'want you to use it' if that's the thought process that went behind it
>>532400274They haven't fixed it because doors still can't be waterlogged. At least I can see that being a problem to solve, whereas there's no excuse that you can place torches underwater to create temporary air pockets. If water washes away torches, why the fuck can you place them in water in the first place? Ridiculous
>>531245828Gerg, why do you criticize videos you dont watch. And is your name Greg?
>>532374839They just want to be “just like real life so true!” by having dyes on paper.
Then will they do that for the gunpowder, redstone dust, and glow stone dust?
>>532407064Why shouldn't you be able to place torches? If no water goes into that block, the torch stays. You can use torches to block single water sources and light up a cave at the same time.
>>532396305>that's what the copper gear is supposed to help withNo it isn’t. It’s now a planned feature probably because so many people requested it. Mojang kept being all “copper armor and tools are dumb because we want copper to mainly be building material”
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>>532407637Because it enables spamming torches underwater to repeatedly delete a water block in order to create an air pocket
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>>532410031>>532410193You just know they're going to eventually change this pose specifically because of builds like this.
>make survival world
>always end up just turning on peaceful until I get diamond because iron and stone combat sucks shit
honestly might as well play creative atp
>>532409728Vertical slabs are a success.
>>532410443But that phase when you're actually weak enough to die to regular enemies is part of the fun of the early game
>>532410337Why would you think that?
>>532409043I'm guessing you can't place them backwards?
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>>532417956Yeah at least in the bedrock preview they're currently available in, they can only be placed on the outside edges of a block. So they can be back to back but not front to front
>>532419972Honestly kind of crazy how many uses there are for them
I made a 9 holes (par 36) arrow golf course
We're reaching levels of fun (or boredom) that shouldn't be possible
okay i take it back, after seeing the recent images using shelves i admit defeat this time
but they STILL don't look good as shelves, as decoration blocks for almost everything else? they look cool, especially this one
>>532419972god damn this looks so much better with those details. i had hoped they would at least replace fence gates and fences in general on builds like this but whatever, still looks great
>>532441324Moments away now.
>>532441614And it's over. In the real version, I'll build this next to a village and pull a villager from a breeding chamber every day at high noon, running the rail line past every home in town on the way there.
>>531242409She is literally begging for BBC railing, wonder how many miles of cocks she been through already
>>532409941that's such a pain to do, so why bother patching it?
I just dig a block out above my head and swim into it. add a torch both to light the cave, and to show the way back to the air pocket
my underwater base, just need to furnish the interior
also the first conduit i've ever made. neat
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>Meant to help colorblind people figure out which dye is which
>They're all just blobs now
?????? is this not just worse for them??
all they needed to do was fix grey, lime, purple, magenta and pink being the same. the others were all more distinct
Can you water log the shelves?
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>>532452269no idea, i wanted to see what "they" had to say about this and if anyone thought the same
one person did and got shit for it only to be proven right
>change dye shapes so colorblind people can tell the difference>someone calls out that the shapes are too similar>retard replies claiming "they can still see color" implying they can tell the differencethe point was actually pointless, if they really could see the difference before now it's only harder because an oval of one color is a lot easier to differentiate from another when they're the same shape. now color blind people have to not only still "presumably" guess which color is which they now need to work out what blob belongs to what color too
>What an incredibly uninformed thing to say :)the dude makes a point based on what mojang did, gets hate for it and has a "colorblind" artist come and prove mojang to be full of shit
>>532456651bootlickers will bootlick
the excuse of them all having paper under to people know it's dye makes no sense either. its literally called X dye. they're just trying to dickride mojang
>>532452269They're all distinct shapes now, what are you talking about? And colorblind people don't see in b&w.
>>532472328distinct how lol. they're all blobs with 4 pixel differences. at least before they were detailed like yellow/white/green/cyan or very distinct shapes like blue/red/brown/black.
>tritanopia person>not a fucking clue what blob purple is vs the pinks or orange>not a clue which is blue either all 3 look similar 2 bump shaped
>>532474183They all just follow the same style now. The shapes are distinct, no matter how much you shitpost about it because you have to get used to new textures and can't fathom the fact that people will recognize them in time, like the chnaged potion colors. Most of the old ones were distinct as well, yes, but the new ones are too.
>colorblind people don't see in b&w
>>be blind to colors
>>can still see colors
this has to stop
>>532441924Oh, I thought it was a proof of concept for an analog-horror shader or adventure map
>>532103504turned out that one of you niggers did exactly that after this got posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USAOh55kIYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjXo40ZDGA
gerg btfo
>>532474183>>532452269I am colorblind (deuteranope)
It's a good idea, but poor execution.
Most of the shapes are nondescript blobs that don't hint at what they relate to, even though some of the older dye sprites previously did - brown dye, for example, used to resemble cocoa once upon a time, for a while now has been a brown pile of ash(?) and is now a generic blob with no resemblance to cocoa beans whatsoever.
IMO, the second column was nearly perfect as most dyes had distinctive shapes which hinted at their origin. I'll get used to the new ones but I don't like how generic they are at a glance.
>>532407637Mojang could check to see if the water would flow back into wherever you'd place a torch. But they'd never do that sort of thing, big companies are too afraid of that kind of little low-value complexity. And there would indeed be complexity—for example a torch in a worldgen structure that generates underwater might not get a torch.
>>532506238I honestly feel like it shouldn't get a torch in that situation. Either let it be destroyed or replace with with an underwater alternative. Most structures don't spawn underwater and those that do don't use torches anyway. I agree with the idea, though. If you attempt to place a torch in water, the 5 adjacent blocks (ignoring down, since water can't flow up) should be checked to see if they'd flow into the block in question, and if they do the torch isn't placed
>>532506238Why, though? Nothing in the game works like that, you're allowed to place anything underwater, why would there be a restriction for torches?
>>532419972Damn that's nice
I need to build this overlooking my bread farm
>>532509468My point is that everything in the game should work like that. Anything that can be washed away by water shouldn't be placeable in water if it's going to be washed away the next tick
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Why are there so few "blue" blocks? There's so many cyan and turquoise green-y like blocks but hardly any that are just "blue"
>>532523693Because fuck you, that's why
>>532523693Blue is relatively rare in nature
>>532489824>100% of the videos on his entire channel contain the shitty "pig mess" punFuck Mr. Lucky but if I ever decide to be a jewtuber I'm going to use a different TTS voice in every video.
>>532452269>4% of people in the world are colorblind so we all have to sufferMake an accessibility setting to turn on some special ugly textures or something and stop fucking everything up for the rest of us.
>>532525374Yeah the only "natural" one there is ice, and lapis I guess. All the others are crafted. but given that fact why isn't there at least more crafted blue blocks. it's still a fantasy game not a real life simulator
>>532523693Same with all the primary colors, really. There are no red, blue, green or yellow stairs or slabs in the game. Sandstone isn't really yellow, and red sandstone isn't red
I'm looking for an mc server to play on. I want an SMP, 4chan related if possible. No towny plugins though, I just want a vanilla SMP.
>>532534982You should try out anoncraft. There's no tranny towny plugins, locked containers or the such. Just plain good old Vanilla Minecraft with anons. The jannies are pretty friendly too and it supports cracked accounts.
IP: anoncraft.cc
>>532537056What is their stance toward tnt duping carpet bomber flying machines?
>>532537056>that pathwaySTOP watching Minecraft youtubers. ``Texturing'' is making your builds look like SHIT.
Nothing makes an overwhelmingly unpopular opinion sound less insane than all-caps swearing.
>>532546469Have some confidence in your opinions. Reply to me directly. Stop acting like some little bitch woman shittalking someone but refusing to do it to their face.
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using different blocks for texturing is good actually, as long as you use it in a way that makes sense given context and “lore” ;3
>>532537056>towny pluginsthat still exists? I remember in the prime of beta there were a million RPG servers with huge "city" spawns and the minute you leave it's just claimed Towny bases for thousands of blocks in any direction.
>>531508613that too souless, immersion tards ruined minecraft
>4 trillion dollar company
>can't figure out the far future web3.0 blockchain technology of LOGGING INTO A FUCKING ACCOUNT
>sends me to a blank page with a single line of text
these jeets really think they're going to build a fucking AI when this is what they're capable of?
>>53256615160% of modern devs are shit, Anon. It doesn't matter how much money the company has, the enshittification is inescapable
>>532567102I've lost two minecraft accounts from the constant account update shit now. Guess I'm torrenting this game for the first time after playing it for 15 years. How do you manage to be so shit that spending money is actually the less convenient option??
>>532567663>not using pirated client alreadyInternet is dead
>>532567663>torrentingThat's not how you do pirating anymore
https://polymc.org/download/
>>532570009I have 10tb of movies but never pirate games
>>532570684thanks brah
>>532419972Again proving that vertical slabs were always a good idea.
>>532456651>you don't speak for colorblind people>now as I am colorblind, I will now speak for all colorblind folx Fags everywhere. This doesn't even have to do with color. Well it does, but that's surface level. The real test is to use the silhouette test.
>>532580302ehhhh, I think an actual vertical slab would look too bulky if you used them exactly like in
>>532419972, the shelf being a bit thinner and having that middle grove really sells the effect
>>532582230Honestly if this is the only way to get vertical slabs, then fine. And since it's wood it will always get variants when a new wood type is added. Downside is no stone shelves, but eh.
>>532357226Be glad there's a keybind for it at all now instead of having to double tap W every time like it used to be before
>>530804047 (OP)Building the greatest tower mankind has ever seen
I found a video about how minecraft's porgression is "a mess". I haven't watched it, but every comment is complaining about how people say minecraft is a sandbox. YES, IT'S A SANDBOX BUILDING GAME YOU FUCKING RETARDS, IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE THAT, STOP BEING A SWEAT
The idiocy is unreal
I have become creatively bankrupt, I can't even pretend to have ideas on what to build any more
>>530804047 (OP)Wasn't there a resource in the OP for creating a free Oracle Minecraft server? Is the pseudo-official blogpost documentation sufficient, or are their services no longer recommended?
Is chunk regeneration still possible with the unicode books or has that been patched?
Agnes,,, where is my copper golem...? I'm getting a little bit impatient...
You think they'll reveal 1.22 at the next Minecraft Live?
>>532623356No.
They'll reveal 1.21.10
>>532549597You neglected to engage the caps-lock key.
>>532391342>iron seems to spawn a lot less which is retarded, this alone completely halts most progressYeah, they changed the ore generation so that it now has a curve to it. More iron generates at y=16, the most iron actually generates above sea level, up in the tallest mountains... but they also tweaked how it generates with regards to air, so you get less of it by grabbing a pick and digging out a mine than by exploring caves. I've been digging a 4x4 tunnel at y=16 for a few hundred blocks of length now--if I didn't have a Fortune pick, I'd have probably under a stack of iron ore yield from that. The prevalence of copper also makes it feel like you're getting less iron by comparison even when you find it. I think modern Mojang is afraid of adding features and having their zero attention span child audience not find it immediately, so they made copper generate plentifully everywhere so you can't miss it. Similarly,
>random cracks in the ground that lead way down, feels like a cheap way to get people to exploreThere have been surface ravines etc. for a long time, but it really feels like it's been extra unavoidable since Caves&Cliffs.
>wheat fully grown and almost fully grown look almost the same, what the frickYeah, that fucked with me too for a long time. Jappa textures suck balls. Programmer Art texturepack is built in, and you can install Golden Days to retexture everything new as well. I don't agree with all of the Golden Days textures for new things, but they're still mostly better than Jappashit.
>>532628651Are you retarded?
>>532638682>um yeah lemme just glaze a post from 2 days ago that got shat on
>>532396305I just finished Spiral, it was really enjoyable. the easter eggs were cool and I'm gonna check out the other maps on that site
>>532625689>surface ravinesyeah but those weren't as expansive as the cracks now (I could be wrong on this). back then they were a ravine that lasted 30-40 blocks deep and then you could go into a pathway that would lead you through an tight cave system. now it's a slow descent which feels like 70+ blocks, that will lead to other huge open areas that all branch off which you can explore
idk I just enjoyed the tight and juicy cave system a lot more than this 'underground world'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcg2TOke-7A
>secret society
aren't they being a bit too on the nose about all being freemasons
>>532653387How long until Etho and Gem announce they're pregnant?
>>532654908>Etho>pregnantAnon... bdubs can't still be fertile at his age
Is Gem the tranny or is that someone else?
>>532655664What he lacks in youth and stature he makes up for in manic energy
>>532656283cleo is "nonbinary" (fat and disgusting)
>>532663620why didn't they bucket clutch
>>532656283There are no troons on HC as far as I know, there are no blacks or browns either
Why is this general so obsessed with HC and etho?
>>532357226I have sprint on CTRL, and I use the side of my palm to press and hold it lol. It's become a turbo gas pedal of sorts.
>>532348030They did experiment with quarter size blocks with the moon cheese update on April fools day. I see some problems with performance with quarter blocks though, it would be like 4 times the block generation.
Make a new thread please, I have anxiety making new ones and I don't have any relevant minecraft related images to use for the OP
>>532674065Can't be worse than the usual bakers, they don't even update the news.
>>532667974Not necessarily. There are no slabs or stairs in terrain gen, so there likely wouldn't be any quarter blocks either. It would be easy enough to simply replace a normal block with a split block once a player interacts with it to remove a piece. I don't think we'll ever get that, though. Probably never getting proper vertical slabs either, now that there's an alternative
>>532674065I could do it, I guess. If no-one else is about to
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