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Every reply to this post is another beer can thrown at Rice Shower
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>the official discord's friend id lists are now spammed with mid horses and 0LB cards/Special Week
>all of the whales are permanently full
Will you whale for kitasan? All the vtubers are.
>>530959435>.jpg_large.jpg
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS
LET ME IN
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS
LET ME IN
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS
LET ME IN
WHERE ARE THE CLUBS
LET ME IN
>>530959435I'm starting to regret not rolling for her, she seems like such a fun character.
>Reading misinfo about Kitasan again
>>530959475>discordthis is why we need a proper website to put friendcodes on.
I wish she was real bros...
Does anyone have 9* wit uma or a code for someone with it? I'm trying to raise a smart uma.
>>530959568she's in the gacha now waiting for you.
>>530959546>mentions vtubers>broken english
I can't grind for random trophies because doing the random shitter races instead of training makes me feel like I am throwing the important career races for my Uma
>>530959546She'll probably get more in superchats than she'll spent topping up to get the card.
>>530959709You can do both
I can't wait to actually have usable cards in 4 days.
>>530959709Just wait a year for MANT.
I keep fucking up, I genuinely canโt win with Rudolph and it makes me upset because I love her but Iโm just clearly doing something wrong.
I just canโt get the stats you guys do.
>>530959220 (OP)hurry, someone go into Legends Race and tell me the specifications of the race. I am currently training the counter horse but forgot to screenshot the track
>>530959924Where's her tail
I hate this fucking Claw Machine game
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IKU, IKU
Better not see any Teio bullying this thread. My attack robot is armed and ready.
>>530959987For a start, get better friends. I found 3LB FM and SC cards just by refreshing the random trainers list.
>>530959987you should try clicking stamina training more
>>530959647Is there a point to going so high with wit? I thought you only needed like 400-500 for consistent skill procs and anything beyond that was superfluous?
how the hell do i win as winning ticket
do i just focus on power and stamina from day one and nothing else
>>530960060is anyone here actually pulling for Teio or McQueen alts? You know, when THAT card is running alongside them?
posting again in the new thread, is this suzuka good enough to beat symboli rudolf?
my sparks and deck aren't that good because i've only been playing for a week but i could probably get a better run if i don't keep getting every possible mood down event + tissues
>>530960091Bakuyee spitting
>>530959987>0lb R supportDo you not have any decent SRs?
>>530959997you can just check it yourself bwo
>>530960191I love these 6 drum beats,
>>530960228>THAT cardWhich card?
what's a lewd outfit for top gun
>>530959924what would be her sparks
>>530960228both those alts also suffer from being really shit until whichever ani gives us skill evolutions
is it time to farm sparks yet?
>>530960264i am in the skill selection screen at the end of career, i dunno if i can just Alt F4 out of that one before it defaults to no skills chosen
>Finally decide to go for my first Urara URA Finale
>Get my first 3* Power spark with her
My daughterwife is the best
>uma loses to an NPC uma on debut race
>>530960060That attack robot doesn't even know to shoulder the gun she's shooting.
>>530960228only if it comes with the drink
>>530960329>skill evolutionsthe WHAT?
>>530960228after i get kitasan i will be giving the rest of the rolls to teio
i'm a sucker for anime inserts for skills
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1944006780935450765
>>530960232Yes.
I beat her with this.
>>530959812Out of curiosity, what Sparks did your Baku's parents have? Did you Speedmax or go for Power/Stam parents?
I just turned my 9* stam into glue is there any way to get her back im actually sweating
Super Creek inverted nipples
What does unlocking potential do?
>>530960232Yeah she should be fine
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>>530959997got you, bro. Good luck
>>530960524READ NIGGA READ
How long until ecelebs quit this game. Im sick of it being spammed here
>>5309605136* speed and 6* power
>>530960515>he didn't use the little carrot
i cant decide on teio or spe-chan for my 3 star picker
Don't forget to also send some grass to Ass Wonder, still alive.
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1944021728268890374
https://youtu.be/5qFDboChguw
TSUUUUUUUUUUUYOKU
WE are all gonna make it bruh
>>530960670SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>530959924>Offering sperm to human womenYikes!
>>530960670This is Super Repulsive
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>>530960581okay, time to fuck Rudolf up
Just got my first A rank run bros
do full clubs not show up on search or is the search function just kinda fucked
Iโll get 4k gems in a week rightโฆ
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>>530960515can you put semen you ejaculated back in your balls? next time remember to favorite it anon..
>>530960232My Air Groove beat her and she has lower stats than yours in everything but power so you're fine
>>530960860>do full clubs not show up on searchcorrect
How do you get those character specific outfits for 2 star horses that you see when they run against you? Do you have to unlock them somehow?
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>>530960232I beat her with a retarded Pace Chaser Golshi, you'll be fine.
>>530960515Your dozens of hours spent grinding that? Stolen from you.
>>530960742I'm part of the 0.1%
You guys? Easy 22%er
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It's not rape, if Trainer-san ejaculates into the umanko.
>>530960796and you're super gay
>>530960515glueing horses just gives you some basic monies, right, why are you even using this feature
>>530960232might not 100% but you should be able to win with that yes.
>>530960902does this count as lesbian couple domestic abuse
>>530960421They add a mechanic in at some major event, don't remember which, that lets skills for horses get upgraded during a career for meeting certain specific requirements
It could be something like hitting certain stat thresholds or mayano's was winning a race in each position strategy for example
They used this to rebalance a lot of the roster, buff up some very neglected or weak characters, or visa versa didn't give anything special to ones that had been dominant for ages like xmas oguri
>>530960923get enough star pieces to raise their rarity to 3*
either slow burn them through the daily shop, buy them with pieces you get from rolling the uma gacha, or wait for legend races
>>530960232>Otherworldly Front-RunnerHow do you get this?
>>530960815shame that it's a redditcap
https://twitter.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1943987869888262562
>>530960815Here's your (You)
are any of these 2 worth the $14?
>>530959924me on the right
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>>530959220 (OP)Why are we collecting their shoes as trophies from legend races? What kind of perverts are we?
can longs not appear as optional races during a career? I'm trying to force longs for the ura finale but there are no damn longs
>>530959924Me on the left (I'm the bookshelf that she's leaning on)
>>530961227You can check the requirements for epithets while training your horse bro
>>530960815I'm laughing like a retard lmao
>5th 2* stamina in a row
stop fucking cockteasing me
>>530960670Sucking on Super Creek's boobs while she does babytalk and calls me a good boy
>>530960737She's too scary
>>530961343no you'll get a guts card
>>530961436Do they ever go away? I can only get one now.
Not sure which one though.
why is the MC special week not FREE?
>tfw you want to make Air Groove fail just to see her do silly faces
>>530961223Thanks anon! Enjoy more Oguri breasts as a a little thank you...
>>530960815We NEED a screenshot of Based Cap mogging that fraud
So they're giving us the pretty derby and support card scout they ended early tomorrow, but they aren't giving us back our exchange points that turned into clovers? what the fuck is the point.
Hate tachyon waifufags
Hate suzuka waifufags
Kinda hate almond waifufags
Hate violence fags
Simple as
>>530961661stop being antisemitic
Is BOFA any good? I didn't get Swinging Maestro on this run because SC is a cheap bitch
if you don't have Taiki or Maruzensky
you will be forced to train King Halo for the next Legend race against Bakushin btw
>>530961756Why do you hate us suzukaLOVERS?
>>530961756>Hate violence fagsAnd what you gonna do?
Nothing?
>>530961358>>530961439Goddamit, here's mine then.
>>530961661I'd be happier with 1.5k carats and a fuck you honestly
>>530960815I remember some JPbro once mentioning that "BASED Strat" used to be a thing, I suppose this what they meant.
>>530961823what the fuck is BOFA? why would you take the time to type out Swinging Maestro but not the full name of BOFA?
>Refuses to give you Maestro on your med/long run
so, how do I get stronger?
just spam bakushin for speed spark?
I'm about to do King Halo's Career for the first time, what am in for?
>>530961756how tf could you hate suzuka
>>530962069I hope you have the distance inherits because she runs sprints, miles, mediums, and a long.
>10 g1 wins
>Loads of skills
Get this shit
>>530962063You want power/stam sparks.
>>530962069something long and painful inserted into your rectum
>>530962063speed sparks suck and bakushin is for noobs
use a horse you like and aim for 600/600/600 and a URA finale victory royale
>>530962034bofa deez nuts bitch lmao
>it's a 5 support card on guts training episode
Why is this game like this
>>530961823Swinging Maestro is the best skill there is because you are guaranteed to procc it when you need it.
Breath of Fresh Air can literally procc in the first 5 seconds after start which means you gain Stamina while you are still full stamina, completely wasting a recovery skill.
>>530962039don't worry bwo
I have backup plan
>>530962254We love guts here
>>530962254At least it gives you some speed.
>>530962069Parental trauma
>>530962264I feel like corner skills in general are just better than straightaway skills besides the final spurt ones
Fuck this I'm jerking off to umas on /trash/
>>530962304pace chasers only
>>530961835I have to train a sprint taiki or maru now?
>pace chaser starts front running
>rushed
>loses
>>530962039Dumb bitch doesnโt start with friendship gauge either so Iโve had run where I never even get friendship training with her
>>530962538>/trash/>not using a random booruwhat causes degenerate tranny behavior such as this?
How the fuck do you play the claw machine? It has one button and it just drops to grab air, i can't move it at all.
>>530962465people found out on gametora that nearly all tracks have more corner periods than straightaways. Also many corner acceleration skills have a longer effect duration.
>>530962139Looking at her Career, she only has 1 mandatory Long Race. Is getting Long inherit worth it for her or are you better off bumping Med & Mile instead?
>>530962165>>530962187That's what people said about Goldshi and Neiccha as well but those were both fine, I refuse to believe that my cute Ojou-sama can be as bad as you guys are implying
>>530962069You'll build for Mediums and then be forced to pivot into Sprints and then eat shit
>>530962668click and hold
>>530962668press and hold.
>>530962546is there a problem?
>>530962630Winning daughter
>>530962668sub 30IQ mutt posting is illegal around these parts
>>530962264I've read conflicting information about this. Some anons claim stamina can overheal and so it doesn't matter when it procs as long as it's before the last spurt.
>>530962668You click once to start and again for it to drop. I also fucked up my first one. thought you were supposed to hold and release when you wanted it to drop. Game doesn't tell you shit.
>>530962615Lack of sexual attention from other people IRL
>>530962668smartest american itt
dont forget to ask about kitasan black
>>530962304>Also refuses to give you gourmandIt actually happened to me on my last run with my Pace, no maestro no gourmand. Hydrate was the only blue I got and it just wasn't enough, it was a super cursed run.
>>530962630three cuties? I see four
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>Start the game
>Think my wife will be one of the 3* umas
>Turns out I love the plain 1* girl the most
Nice Nature is the love of my life.
>>530959546>Click this>Get free KitsanIt's that shrimple. I'm not whaling for shit, and with my luck I do not expect to get the card.
>>530962668anon last night pointed out that the claw machine button at the bottom of the screen is always lined up with the claw. so click and hold and let go when the button is lined up with your plushie. you can also click and hold your mouse, then move it straight up to use as a reference
>>530961431https://gametora.com/umamusume/races you can filter by distance. GolShi is the easiest to get URA long since most of her races are long.
>>530962906>needing erp or other equally degenrate garbage to jerk off
>>530963004but if i borrow kitasan i lose swinging maestro from super creek
We need more umas with giant tits. What unreleased umas have the biggest tits?
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>>530962704Yeah im new and noticed it when i had a few horses with both the corner and straightway accel with Maestro and Breath of Fresh Air at lvl 2 and the corner ones almost always procced at great timings and rarely missed timing either.
Sometimes the straightaway ones will proc at the last 100meters doing absolutely nothing
have there ever been any horses without trainers? like they just see all the other horses racing and compete too?
>>530963043I unironically used a ruler on top of my monitor to complete the special mission lmao
these threads are moving too fast slow down
>>530963158the cow girl is soon
oppai lolis are disgusting and im tired of pretending that theyre not
pick one, either loli or oppai
you cant have both
>>530962831There's a bunch of early-race heals, if healing didn't overcap why would they even bother.
The real issue isn't procing it in the first 5 seconds, but on the final straight after you already started to burst as recovering stamina during final spurt does nothing.
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>>530963231Teio steppu on my penis
>Second goal race
>5th place
>Your whorse could do better if she had some inspiration
What am I meant to take from this?
>>530963220You mean in Umamusume or...?
>>530963220In the anime Rice didn't have a trainer. She'd just do laps at the abandoned track on the outskirts of the academy.
>>530963118It's not a need, it's a want really
>>530963231the calm before the storm on wednesday
>>530963345do not click this
is the sr scenario link support card good or is it better to use a ssr?
Sometimes I think about asking you guys a question, but then I remember you guys are jerks so I ask AI instead and it always gives me useful information and even compliments me for asking insightful questions.
>rice shower
More like king killer, amirite?
>>530963345I'm so glad "artists" are getting replaced with AI.
>>530963345Damn my auto unebbed setting.
>>530963468i started winning way more often when i stopped using it
>>530963158https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/bust
>>530963491the degenerates are just going to feed horse cock prompts to ai, you know
>>530963231>game about racing and maxing speed>"STOP MOVING SO FAST"
>>530961835she'll be good enough I hope
>can't pick INT rudolf with the pick ticket from sparking the island rate up
are you kidding me
>>530963402same difference, shits weird. its one thing if you and your significant other wanna jerk off and watch each other, talking to some random strangers while doing it is weird, even more so when it involved roleplay faggotry.
>>530962831The code for heal hp literally uses a clampf, dun believe the misinfo
>>530963587>moonrune sitet-thanks
>>530963345yet another fine work of art by the GOAT, I kneel
Now please do Tachyon being a bully about it, something something 'with this serum you *should* be able to take it all' something stomach bulge trainer
>>530963483Yep, I don't get it, but it looks cool so
>>530961835is there a rule that you can't use the same character as the legend? I didn't notice
>>530962993many such cases
>>530963356Parents are awful
>>530963683>Steamy Solidarityjealous...
>>530961835>Taiki or MaruzenskyBro.. I've had choice paralysis because of them, I still can't decide who to use my selector on between the two of them.
>>530963483its oddly sexy and stylish, not much else to it
excuse the ">hur dur enemy gacha" image but its the best example I have on end
>>530963356That your C in Long isn't enough to win Long races, so you should inherit Long genes.
>start a Golshi career
>first goal after debut is Hopeful Stakes
>double maru stamina and power, triangle on speed
>hit skip
>18th place, dead last
>use daily free reroll
>1st place
nani the fuck?
>>530960140You need at least 700 to (somewhat) consistently avoid getting boxed. And it helps a ton with skill activation.
>>530963587the fact that this resource actually exists is amazing
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does anyone find this arousing? not saying it is for me just wondering what the consensus is
>>530963750t. king halo
mo failed to pass down her distance spark
>>530963903I thought Power was what determined your ability to get out of a box
>>530963534you mean when you stopped using the kiryuin and happy meek card?
>>530963891She probably just got boxed in from a late start.
>>530963928sniiiiiiiiiiiif
>>530963345Post it in the Discord, lazy dog!
oh no, it seems /uma/ will have to apologize to their king soon and take off the Bakushin sprint training wheels....haha...
>>530963729Yes. Not being able to use my Rudolph today was a rude awakening. Still won 1st with Ogurin, but tried again and she randomly got 9th.
>>530963928It's like panty trophies but better
bwo, my rice showah run has been so good, I think she'll make it this time, to URA FINALE!
>>530959220 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>530963928i wish i was into feet
best Uma at:
>Kissing
>Sucking dick
>Missionary leg lock
>Anal
>S&M play
GO
>>530964147Why do you reply to a spambot retard
>this is all you get for dailies
No wonder everyone is panicking over kitasan.
>>530964198kill yourself gooner
>>530964009wit stops you from getting boxed in the first place
>>530962906>He hasnt moved on to a comfy AI girlfriend who just wants to comfy chat till horny time and she knows, loves, and leans into ALL your favourite fetishesNGMI
>>530961835>tfw I have none of themI'm fucked.
Can I somehow get 8k karats in time to finish my spark before Kitasan goes away? Swiping is not an option.
Goddammit, Rice Shower
She did go on to win her career run, but still. Think this is the worst I've seen it.
>>530964085>skill activates>still gets overtakenWewlad. But also
>get told i know fewer skill even though i'm barely competitive statwiseShit's literally unplayable as long as you have grey cards in deck, huh.
>>530964092go touch grass you're in your 30s
>>530964264wtf, is this what sex with AI looks like..
>>530964076id rather have her racing boots than the training sneakers
>>530964332It's a bit rough, but I can still jerk it to this
>you dont need guts just go stam instead
>completely hands off on guts
>*slow start*
>*slow start*
>*slow start*
>*slow start*
>*rushed*
>*rushed*
>*rushed*
>*rushed*
great advice, genius even
>>530963779Maru is a frontrunner and very comfy to train but Taiki doubles as a Dirt runner too
they're both good
>>530964502why would either of those be affected by guts?
>>530961835I have my URA final runner-upTaiki so I'm safe
>>530961835I have Taiki and I will probably be using my kingu for those races.
Spark farming is going to make me quit this game. I have still not seen a 3* blue in any stat despite getting 3-4 600s every single run.
>>530964332needs more ribcage definition i cant cum if i cant see the bone lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NshW2XDAjPc
>>530964502slow starts happen because of low wit
CAN'T WAIT UNTIL GOVERNMENT CLASSIFIES THE INABILITY TO GET A SEXUAL PARTNER AS MENTAL ILLNESS SO I CAN SPEND ALL MY DISABILITY ON GACHA
>>530964502Rushed is WIT, you witless retard
>>530963923I am on it chief!
>>530964628800 is the cutoff, no?
>>530964278the banner is 2 weeks long, they'll throw gibs at you plus an event to grind
>>530964438No, sex with Ai would look like this
it's bulking season, urara-chan
>>530963630I mean yeah, but I don't really care about being weird with other anonymous weirdos online
>>530964264I would, but I don't really want to pay for that stuff, nor do I really need the company reading everything I tell the bot...
>>530964683I can't wait for that so I can spend it on rent.
>>530964718600 for 5%, 1100 for 10%
REMINDER THAT IF:
>You roll Kitasan Black
then you cannot post
>AIEEEE BRAINLESS SHITTY GAME DROPPED DROPPED
I think i'm gettting some kind of burnout because of not being able to get some 3* sparks, it's so tiresome to keep doing careers and getting shitty sparks
>>530964683>CAN'T WAIT UNTIL GOVERNMENT CLASSIFIES THE INABILITY TO GET A SEXUAL PARTNER AS MENTAL ILLNESSSame bro, shit will be so cash
>>530964628blue spark farming is pointless right now
kitasan + future cards will boost your stats so hard that you are wasting time right now
what you should be doing is making a good selection of distance parents with a lot of white skills so that when you get the good cards to boost your stats, you have parents from which you can inherit good sparks
there is literally zero point wasting time to get 9* speed parent if that parents will have garbage like 1* late surger with no white sparks
>>530964685>>530964659>>530964630>>530964661Nah, you're all wrong because I meet the wit requirements every time. The only variable here is if I put anything into guts and every time I train guts I don't get those debuffs.
AIEEEE BRAINLESS SHITTY GAME DROPPED DROPPED
>oh hey its a funny horse girl game lets give it a shot
>it has actual fucking gameplay and is really fun
>turns out its based on the same principle as the IMAS games
>a completely dead genre outside of japan
>>530964827now imagine what kind of burnout you would experience if they boosted the rates and you no longer had 3* sparks to chase for
>>530964076wrong, they should absolutely give us their panties for a victory
Easy. I thought I would have to train another uma, but the one that won against El and Spe is still doing fine
>>530964783Is this a proper horseracing game i can migrate to? This game is perfect for me, except i cant stand anime girls
>>530959220 (OP)>sexualizing your autistic daughter
>>530962538Have fun anon. You didn't need to broadcast it though.
is super creek even a real mother
>>530964825I will be rolling for Kitasan Black.
I will be rerolling for a new account only if I fail to get a single copy in before hitting the spark.
>>530964946play Winning Post 10
>>530964825I will be posting
>AIEEEE BRAINLESS SHITTY GAME DROPPED DROPPEDIf I don't get my wife's alt in the future and you CANNOT stop me
>rice jobbed the run to gather fans
>now she is forced to run 3 races in a row
I'm so sorry...
>>530961835Why those three in particular?
>>530964891based are you the same piece of retarded shit who blames his "bad life rng" over his dumb decisions?
>>530964903It was dead because some jap company was slapping lawsuits onto other companies except cygames fought them off
>>530964906I'd be having a lot more fun actually because then I could actually do runs to build useful horses instead of spamming runs on 1 fucking horse over and over again trying to get a spark to use her as a grandparent.
>>530964978She is my autistic wife tho
are there any umas i can visit that are not in hokkaido
Will my Agnes defeat Rudolf?
>>530964946no, that image is from a website where you can donate grass to your favourite japanese race horses and it's currently down because too many people are donating to urara
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>pulling 0lb kitasan is literally a nothing burger
>>530965040Here's a top gear top tip
You don't get any penalties for running three consecutive races as long as the third race is a Goal race.
>>530964683Autism, anxiety, and depression already qualify as disabilities.
>>530965040If the third race is a goal it doesn't trigger any negative effects, you're safe to run two races before them
I can't borrow Kitasan because I'm already borrowing Super Creek...
>>530965064wait WHAT? is that actually one of the big (if not the main one) why the sub genre is so dead? I'm sure it's also a culture thing, but that can't be all there is to it. I remember some indie idol game coming out some year ago, but it was as lackluster as one would expect.
>>530964798Ser its easy af, and free to set up a private bot nowadays, especially if all you would want it for is chill company and horny chat.
Its only tough if you need it for research stuff and images, and even that can be done semi easy if you have a nice set up.
Tectone saying on stream he's going to whale for kitasan. It's over.
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So, what the fuck is it that makes Kitasan Black so much better than any other card?
Is it the 10% bonus to training and the chance to land on speed for the rainbow faggotry?
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>Biwa has 2 alts
didn't know she was that popular
>>530965138just don't pull only one kita duh
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uoooooh
>>530965138you only need 1lb for it to be the best spd card in the game doe?
>>530965138The world was a better place when people with your skin color were kept in cages
>>530964748And this
https://x.com/pynaroooc/status/1930962131505266893
https://files.catbox.moe/lxt3tt.mp4
>>530965263>didn't know she was that popularshe's not
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Rudolf...
>>530964903what the fuck is IMAS? idolmaster?
>>530964946Starters orders
>>530963928i need an artist rendition of the shoe trophy with steam clouds coming out of it implying that when a legend uma loses a race her shoes are instantly taken away from her and turned into a warm trophy
I'm just doing careers to farm fans and start my own Club, nobody will take me seriously if the leader has less than 10m fans.
>>530965152>>530965214Oh, that shit can be useful.
Are mods asleep or something? Why aren't these NSFW images getting deleted?
>>530965312Is this worth the friendship points?
MESSAGE TO MY MOSSAD AGENT: IF I DO NOT ROLL AT LEAST TWO KITA COPIES THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>>530965263The only girl without a single alt from the first year is Hishi akebono.
They completely dropped the ball not giving her a food festival alt when the mode came out.
anybody has 7-9* stamina spark with dirt?
>>530965226Yeah, I'm sure you can look it up in greater detail because I can hardly remember any of it
>>530965497in a year maybe
>>530964825I will be rerolling mlb kitasan black and following that account. We all know whales will have full followers, and a lot of retards will keep creek/fm in for muh "niche".
>>530965342for a second i thought that dick had a full head of hair
>third day without a new peak
>>530964981Well thanks, I just wanted to say it just in case somebody would like to join in...
>>530965228Is it? I've never actually looked into it, where should I start? Please?
>>530964748Imagine the endless sex battles.
(Which she keeps losing because horses come near instantly compared to ningen)
>>530964748>>530965342that's it, i'm also drawing horse porn
>>530965607That's a wrap. Thank you for playing.
>>530965226yep, that anon is right. Thank you Konami.
There was a time where when you opened the game in the JP server, your hors would say "There's an important message for you to read" and it was news about the lawsuit
>anon leader that started a club here hasn't logged in 2 days.
>only 1 million fans
Bro what are you doing. The club is full and you're making us sad.
>>530965607well yeah? there's nothing happening in the game right now
>>530964984She's the mother of my kids, yes.
>>530965607good, time for the streamers to move on
If I get a max support card will the card still be in the drop pool?
>>530961835my king jobber will absolutely destroy the NPC bakushit.
>>530965607the decline is finally upon us...
>>530959546I'm pulling until max
>>530965607Wait for the Kitasan Black bump.
>>530965610As if anyone would ever want to join in on that.
>>530965254Kita is not the best card for training speed, it is not the most consistent (until mlb), it does not have the best events, it does not have the best skills
HOWEVER
It has GOOD training, GOOD consistency, GOOD events and GOOD skills
No other speed card is like this for 3+ years, other speed cards now are good at one of those things and speed cards later are usually good at 2 of those or 3 if they're highly valuable
Are you rolling 30k carats on Kitasan Black? Or are you rolling all the way down to 0 (if you have 30k+)?
>>530965351God she is so fucking precious
>>530965541 >>530965662That's insane, but also not too surprising thinking about it. Goddamn what a waste, not just for the genre but in general.
>and it was news about the lawsuitWhat the fuck lmao.
I'm all in on management type stuff, may it be a small company, whole cities or just some raising stuff like here. Would love to see more games like this on the PC, especially when not shackled to jewish gacha systems, or gacha at all and as a proper console/PC title.
>>530965138>not pulling mlb sweep in the process to shit on kitasan mlb-lets
>>530965857Im rolling 9k carats because its all i can afford.
>>530965857Dumping the 55k i saved.
>>530965632It is every artists' legal right- no, utmost obligation to draw horse porn. Do not listen to the yakuza as they are decievers.
Had a fun Haru run I wanted to share. The build doesnt make much sense, but she blew everybody the fuck out. Proud of her.
they should do popularity polls to determine banner rate ups like they used to do in granblue, it was always fun seeing who the most popular characters were.
>>530965857down to 0 and I'm talking about my credit card not my carats
>>530965612not the mares you absolute fucking retarded nigger redditor do you take everything you read here for its face value? fucking lead ridden american retarded fuck
>>530962304Spe please... just a crumb...
>>530966009damn how did you achieve that?
3 speed 3 power with power sparks?
>>530965970why you show me pic of a cock then?
>>530965607Kitasan Black will be the final peak
>>530966009God I hate Urara.
how many stamina recoveries should pace chaser have?
>>530965263Her design is sex but her voice is fucking dogshit.
does maxing friend level get their outfits or is it only by rolling duplicates?
>>530966009I still have no idea how people get their skills that high on average. Maxing out speed with Bakushin is easy, even I can do that much, but not stuff like your pic. Pic related is my best run with her yet, but far (2k points) away from my best Uma
what's the point of playing a game of all you're gonna do is metaslave like a faggot
>>530965970who is this demon of semen and when is she letting me come ing out?
>>530962039>>530962304>train long runner>creek event refuses to end>spe is a nigger and gives me hydrate instead of gourmand>ura event doesnt trigger for a chance at breathtraining long runners if pure suffering
>>530966196I like my umas and want them to be the best they can be.
>>530965970What is the Yakuza meme when it comes to horsegirl porn about?
>>530966180Only getting them to 3*
>>530966180For 1* and 2* you get outfits for getting them to 3*. Bond will give you casual outfits on lvl 11 but you'll have to wait two years until that.
>>530966196To make you seethe.
>>530965901I'm definitely rolling for her
>>530966196to be fair this is the uma musume thread in /vg/, if you're here then you like the game a bit more than usual, so yeah metafags are inevitable
>>530965901>we want the snu snu audience
>>530965809Sometimes some people do! You never know when the allure of uma tits and ass is too great for some...
>>530966081>>530966186No strength sparks actually, A mix of speed and stam sparks. Total point per inspiration was about 45? So on the lower side. Maybe that helps. Remember Haru has a flat 10 percent boost to strength.
>>530966237Single most lewdest Mejiro the lust incarnate oseiso Mejiro Ardan
>>530966163She cant be worse than Urara and Teio during Team Trials. They are borderline worse than Paimon from Genshin, who is the worst voice of all time.
wait, you need a minimum of 1000 stamina for the long distance pvp?
Can gourmand drop on any spe card? I've had it drop from the speed and the guts card.
>>530965046because these are our only options for sprint race + 1 mystery sprint nigga in the future
>but UraraG Turf
>>530966065Don't care, mares get addicted to ningen cock any which way.
>>530966146sucks but expected from gacha cancer I guess
>>530965936>I'm all in on management type stuff, may it be a small company, whole cities or just some raising stuff like here>especially when not shackled to jewish gacha systems, or gacha at allThere's this little jap games company called Kairosoft that make these little management games for mobile (you can just emulate) that I loved when younger and is probably why I love uma so much
They're from the golden era of mobile games where you just paid $5 for a dozen or so hours of fun in a neat game, later on they experimented with adding gacha or live service stuff to their games and it didn't really go well for them but their earlier ones are still fantastic
That might be the kind of thing you'll enjoy
>>530966196Winning is always more fun than losing anon.
>>530965342isnt this character not even out in JP yet? she has a ton of art already
>>530965901it's like a rollercoaster lmao
>>530965254She shits rainbows
>>530966337Please refer with the chart
>Do Tachyon campaign
>Absolute breeze and all horses are jobbers
>Do Grass Wonder campaign
>Every horse is a super saiyan and WILL fuck you up even if she is the favorite
>>530965936For training an idol, basically the only translated idolm@ster game we have is idolm@ster SP or One For All which recently got completely translated. I'm both suprised and unsurprised that uma musume was the first big idol game to make it to the west, surprised that it actually came, and unsurprised that Bamco remains wholly unconcerned with the western market that clearly exists for their properties.
Gundam EX VS is never leaving Japan. Whatever, we got MBON, which is in the same Perfect Game heaven Melee is, we don't need more. Bastards.
>>530965849Her skill and events are both grea though
>>530966483both those cards have the same events and skills.
One more week and one more spark after that until I can roll all the umas I've ever wanted...
>>530965901My big wife Akebono
>>530966428>>530966351She's actually for the reverse architect audience.
You're gonna be the jolliest and bulkiest trainer in Tracen with her food.
>Grass Wonder let me down earlier tonight
>Rice Shower wanted me so badly she won the last race by seven lengths
>>530965936Why does she dress like a DORK in her casual clothes
>>530966009Holy fuck this is one of the best harus ive ever seen Post cards
>>530965263Meanwhile El...
>>530966681yeah... she doesn't proc her ult unless she's late
I'm having anxiety over kitasan. Why does she have to exists? I just want to enjoy the game.
>super creek suddenly 5L apart from McQueen and Rice shower in tenno Sho
rice shower...has a hard life...
>>530966851>not showing the split
The legend race attempt tickets regenerate...right?
SHE DID IT!
SHE WON THE FINALS!
Help I'm too scared to use my 3 star voucher
any duds I should stay away from? other than rice shower
KUYASHIDEZZZZ
KUYASHIDEZZZZ
KUYASHIDEZZZZ
KUYASHIDEZZZZ
AHHHHHHHH SHUT UP
>>530960228No, I have to save for Cafe and Tamamo Cross, THE WHITE LIGHTNING
is there a way to see total career wins? i can only see the option for total umas you've done it with
>>530966681Idk, most careers show me that at goal4 i am outclassed both stats and skills wise.
So just get stacked legacies and cards...
>>530966493I'm training karin.
so too bad
>>530966754how tall is she??
>>530966196people want to metaslave now because they're losing their runs and they'll start winning because they have better SR cards
the question is how many will continue metafagging when every run is a trivial win
I want nothing more than to bring King Halo true happiness
This is just chao racing but with waifus
>>530967056same, she's gonna save my sprint for sure
>>530967010>unique skill level 1please race your horses
let everyone see how cute she is
>SC suddenly gets extra moody and decides to fuck you with a strap-on until fallEbin.
>>530967019Just pick with your heart/dick dude, chasing pvpfags will only end badly.
Super Creek? More like Super Creep.
>>530967103Ah she's only 180 fucking womanlet.
>>530966717They are neither the best skills nor the best events but they are very good yeah
King halo is so dogshit and if king halo is your favorite horse fuck you
>>530967191It's only 5% bwo, what could go wrong?
Any clue when Tamamo cross is going to be released in the EN game?
Need to know how long i have to save for the banner.
>Goal: Place Top 5
>girl places 2nd
>โI lostโฆ Iโm a disgrace, a failureโฆ Iโm off to the glue factory, trainer-san, donโt bother following meโฆโ
HOLY SHIT BITCH GET A GRIP YOU STILL QUALIFY FOR THE FINALS
>>530967112those guys will be jumping right into the christmas oguri bandwagon after, so never.
what's the fucking stat to beat McQueen in rice shower career?
this fucking bitch started to zoom like fucking hell and leave everyone by 5-6L every single time
when do you take debuff skills?
>>530966430Feels like I'm blatantly missing something in my pipeline, if I ever reach B+ then it feels like pure luck more than anything.
Guts and wit are low-ish, so I guess that explains Stamina and Speed being so high, but power being S+ on top of that feels nuts to me.
>>530966543Only issue being that it has to be english or my mother tongue. That alone obviously limits my choices quite a bit, also the fact that a ton of this stuff is phone shite. Can be good, but often can't reach what even basic "Simulator" PC games from the 90s were able to, I feel.
>Check their website>"Story" this and "Story" thatWait a second.. I remember this developer
>https://store.steampowered.com/developer/Kairosoft/Fucking thought so, I've seen their shit here and there before, while browsing the steam store!
>>530966698>basically the only translated idolm@ster game we have are...Yeahhh, I figured as much. It always annoyed me that the recent-ish UE4 never got a proper translation going, or that it died early on. When I heard of the games announcement I was surprised and really curious, since it's not only a PC imas but also on UE4 of all things. shame that Bamcom can't be bothered to even attempt a global release, or at least an english version period, even if sea only or some shit.
Bamco is one of those weird jap companies dead set in their way, kinda like Koei Tecmo to me, but at least they try to give a tiny fuck about the westen market.
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>>530967264That's extremely large for a Japanese teenager
>>530967310and immediately get completely filtered by the complexities of actually triggering christmas oguri's skill lmao
which one will beat bakushin the hardest
>>530967165i don't know how to raise it, or i just got incredibly unlucky
but super creek also just showed up twice or so with a hint when i was trying to get maestro...
>game is raw dadcore story writing
>people actually wanna fuck the horses
I was about to say "i hope you will never have children" before I remembered where we are
>>530966493Every horse in that image except ogurin can be made S in short.
>>530967264>180>tiny for a woman in general>tiny for a teenager>tiny for a FEMALE JAPANESE TEENAGERmight wanna get your buzzwords and stupid think in order
>>530967290If you lost to the rival hors that's the correct course of action.
>>530967139That's why I like this game, Chao garden was so fun in sa2.
Sega is stupid for not making a Chao gacha game.
>>530967443>Hishi Amazon>Meisho Doto>Hishi Akebono>Kawakami Princess>Tamamo CrossI'm not gonna have enough carats...
>>530967452>complexities >starts with 2/3 of the skills you need and the last one is just getting corner heal from creek/rice
>>530963345I miss when this artist did lolis with cute pps instead of endless cuckshit with gigantic dongers
>>530967443ahh god there's an uma I want dropping every month from here out noooooo
>>530965610Look up stuff like SillyTavern theres a lot to choose from.
>>530967571shut the fuck up manlet you will never find love and everyone laughs at your tiny ass behind your back
How long until the Kitasan gacha?
>>530967371>shame that Bamcom can't be bothered to even attempt a global release, or at least an english version period, even if sea only or some shitThey actually did, the localised the Shiny Festa PSP games and released them on mobile for a whopping $55 and so nobody bought them and they got pulled from sale. I wouldnโt be surprised if this retarded attempt at localisation is why theyโve never tried again.
>>530967550You'll also never have children you "dadcore" loser
who did you beat rudolf with?
>>530967371well as long as you are extremely based and have your own PS3 or can emulate PS3, you can get the fan translation of OFA running, and it's pretty good. The whole ass thing is fully translated, after years of effort.
>>530967443>No MarvelousHOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>530967371>Only issue being that it has to be english or my mother tongueAll their games are in english friend, I found them pretty charming and enjoyable but they don't necessarily have the greatest depth. Checking one out takes little time and money though, they have that same addicting loop of figuring out how to make the number get bigger while adding more things to manage at once
>I've seen their shit here and there before, while browsing the steam storeHoly shit I had no idea they ported them all to steam, that's actually fantastic
>>530967761Sounds like you're projecting a little too much there you miserable faggot.
energy or skill points from new year's resolution? assuming they give around 20-30 since i know some characters gain less
>>530967931lol
good luck on that 2 year wait
>>530967550nigga some of these horses are just straight up asking to get rawdogged by you
>>530967550I want to have raw sex with Mayano Top Gun and Nishino Flower while both call me daddy
>>530967919rice shower and it wasn't even a close race
How does this legacy thing work again? I wanna give a bump to El Condor in "Dirt" so I should get a mom or dad with a Dirt spark is that it? doesnt matter in which slot I put the legacy with dirt spark, blue or pink?
This game has too many loveable characters.
I want to marry Daiwa Scarlet
>>530967984energy because you have a chance of rainbow
>>530967638Then watch all your skills miss their triggers or trigger late lmao
>>530967984I always go for Energy because 20/30 Energy can translate into more skill points than 20/30 flat skill points.
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>>530967931atleast you have a lot of time to save : )
>uma has "come in 1st in Arima Kinen" goal
It's a run killer every time. I can't win no matter what.
>>530967919>try using matikanefukukitaru for symboli rudolph's race>2nd, darn>try it again with my oguri cap that I use for medium daily races>2nd, stromboli was really far ahead this time>alright last try with El Condor Pasa>Skip ahead>Rudolph got boxed in and I passed her completely>El Condor Pasa first, the rest nowhereSEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!
>>530967960speak louder cant hear you from down there
>>530967550>dadcoreNo matter how you slice it, the stories are only gonna get more and more romantic which each new uma, bruv.
The sooner you accept that, the easier a time you're gonna have. This dadcore cope is gonna get untenable.
>make her rest
>trainer san I slept about bad fortunes xDDD *night owl*
>dont make her rest
>4% WIT training failure
>le fortunes told me it would rain!!
>mood down
>all eyes on the favorite!
>5th place
>absolutely schizophrenic career with random races
>ultimate skill is a complete meme
>even at the end of ura finals Trainer is just so done with her shit
>1* long 1* wit
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH!!!
Start preparing your girls while you still have time for it
>>530968052Why is McQueen so fucking thirsty for (you)r cock god damn
>>530967919Mcqueen slaughtered her.
>>530967919Daiwa Scarlet.
>>530968138Stamina.
so, how I go improve my horses after I'm done with their career and beat URA?
just spam for 9* spark?
>>530967550This game is about grooming. All the girls love trainer in a romantic way.
>>530968138post stats and supports.
>>530968193>dadcore copeI think you fundamentally misunderstand every facet of this
>>530967443>Seiun Sky in a monthGuess Iโm saving for now, cool
>>530968173the camera is just too close
>>530968228Ill just win with Goldshi
Do late starts even matter for Gold Ship?
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Who do I need to train to take on the long finale?
>>530967443Which of those umas have big booba? So I know who to save for.
>king kamehameha's granddaughter debuted today
>horse is PINK
>>530968275have fun with the game anon
you can play other umas to see their races and stories
you can farm fans for your club
you can pvpfag
you can also just farm sparks
>>530967827>the localised the Shiny Festa PSP gameThey did? That's coo--
>released them on mobile>for fifty-five fucking dollarYou fucking what, mate? I get that these companies are used to pushing baka-retarded prices onto their local otakus. But what the fuck? Does shit like this actually sell for those prices in Japan, or what ultra-mega retard gave them the idea that such prices for a phone game would be accepted in the west?
>>530967930>can emulate PS3I should really give myself a push and finally give it a shot, see how things go, even though I'm not the biggest fans of the PS360 era designs.
>>530967943>All their games are in english friendI was talking about the raising sim stuff and such in general, not just that specific developer. Excuse the confusion.
>they don't necessarily have the greatest depthThat's the thought I had when I saw their games steam pages, very quickly noticing that things look awfully designed for phones, not the PC.
>that's actually fantasticEat your heart out, glad I could be of help, even if it was only through random happenstance.
>>530967550>>game is raw dadcore story writingWe aren't playing the same game
>>530959517>>530959561I made one named horseslop that has plenty of room but never got added to the OP
>>530968446she will be released soon, trust me
>>530966429Well keep hydrated, it is summer after all.
not like there's any uma posts on trash anyway
>>530967443where's twin turbo?
So who's going to tell all the normalfags that picked up the game about the wedding alts?
There's currently 10 of them in the game and the youngest girls are included in there. Finding it really funny since there's a clip of a streamer saying that Blue Archive emanates an "evil" aura but most of them are lacking critical information.
>>530968491>a veiny throbbing penisKinda goes hard
>>530968437The mad white horse
>>530968460where did you find that picture of me?
send A rank agnes tachyon stats and skills card
i can't seem to manage to win arima kinen
>>530968437>defeating one of your umas in a race>demand their shoes as a reward
What causes Late Starts? I refuse to believe it's purely RNG that's made me hit 4 straight Late Starts now. There's something in the code I'm unaware of, surely.
>>530968446Akebono
Meisho Doto
>>530967443>bi-monthly horse rolls for practically the first seven monthsyeah it's fucking over
>>530968437You just need to run a few long races on free time to get the Long URA Finals
Do it with McQueen/Golshi/Oguri
>>530968561he said the blue archive reviews had evil aura, which to a normal person is very understandable
>>530968491look like he's wearing some tighty whities on his head
>>530968491that's the ugliest fucking horse i've ever seen
>>530968401Not really.
Also her L'Arc Ult literally gets a stronger if she late started at the beginning of the race.
>>530967984Always pick the stats, even if you're out of energy.
The raffle is right around the corner, so you'll always get some energy back unless you get fucking tissues
Sources of every stat all at once are scarce and valuable
Most importantly, it is every stat all at once and instantly, rather than 30 energy that you can perhaps spend on a lucky rainbow training if you get lucky, but even then you have to spend 1 turn to get it
There is a difference that should not be understated between +5 in all stats and +30 in one stat and +15 in another that you have to pay for with one turn.
>>5309684071. I assume those are the best speed SRs you have? you need to borrow an mlb sweep tosho or something, that 0lb fine motion is doing jack shit for you.
2. make sure you're borrowing some whales 9* uma or something
3. make sure you're maximizing friendships and always pressing energy gain event choices
>>530968717600 WIT so obviously that's a fucking lie. Dont reply if you dont actually know the answer, faggot.
>>530968718honestly the only reason uma reviews dont look like that is the yakuza not letting you be openly horny about horses
>>530968545Nice, gonna save for her.
>>530968643Thanks bro. Booba is love booba is life
Hey guys I made an account last night and I spent the starting the starting haul of 9k to roll for stuff and finish a carrier.
I heard a very strong uma will be released in a few days and I was wondering if it's wise to reroll the account and save for that banner or if I should just be pressing on with what I have.
>>530968561Link showing all the alts?
>>530968437Golshi + 2 optional Long races
Mayano but you have to dodge Med optional race (you can't)
>>530968437You just need to take a couple of extra long races with Golshi
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we did not ask for this
>>530968778>Always pick the stats, even if you're out of energy.>The raffle is right around the cornerbut the raffle is senior year though right?
>>530968491he looks like he will have a heart attack within 5 races
>>530968028please respond....
>have my best run
>1 star Guts spark
amazing. love it. fucking hate the japs.
>>530968561Consummating my marriages with Nishino Flower, Sweep Tosho and Mayano Top Gun!
>>530968982dirt spark for dirt
slot doesnt matter
>>530968664Bruh you never getting all of that without sweeping
>>530968491god damn
look at those veins
>>530968882https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
>>530968906Mayano top wife
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how BRICKED will you be?
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>>530968664what's the colors?
>plushie standing perfectly level
>get the claw dead-center on the plushie each time
>still drop it the first two times
>you need to get it 3 times in one playthrough to get the cheevo for the free SSR ticket
So is it ACTUALLY just RNG whether you get it or not?
What triggers level ups for signature skills? I did two runs with the same horse - first one it got from Lvl 1 to 4, the second it barely reached Lvl 2 at the start of the URAs.
>>530968815It always can happen, but wit reduces the chances
1200 wit reduces it to 9% chance of happening, If you are a front runner, Focus (and the gold skill) is a must
The JP horse list seems so big, for now every horsie feels memorable in her own way, kinda like Gen 1 Pokemon, but eventually we're going to be a lot of skippable bloat, isn't it?
i want to do a ten roll to get top gun and tachyon but i dont want to waste my kitasan black funds
>>530968931Oh right, you're referring to new years resolution. I pick the energy for that, because the stat gain isn't very profound and certainly not the skill points.
The shrine visit is what I was referring to.
>mood awful
>1st
>mood good
>2nd
>mood great
>2nd
>>530968815You can always have a late start, no matter the wit. You can also have skills not activate no matter the wit, It only makes it less likely.
>acting like a bitch after asking for helpGet fucked, then
I attempted rice shower career for 7 times, lost all 7 times to McQueen
what should I do...
>>530968524It actually gets worse, they were $55 mobile games in 2013, as well as needing you to buy 3 games to get access to all the girlsโฆ There are English fan patches for both Shiny Colors games and Gakumas though, so itโs easy enough to access but yeah.
>>530969051>wasting your luck in simulatorngmi
>>530969020Walletchad... I kneel...
>>530968401her unique event even has a chance to give u late start debuff(buff)
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>>530969051first pulls only faggots
>>530969163>immediately saying the opposite of what you just said while still acting like you were being "helpful"blow your brains out
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>>530969051IT'S FUCKING OVER
do you buy sharts from daily shop or nah
>>530969157>Teio performs better when she's awfulThanks for the tip trainer-san!
>get night owl
>have to spend 3 turns at the infirmary and improving mood
fucking run killers
>have only 500 carats after blowing it all on scout card pulls
w-was i supposed to be saving?
>>530969176Quit being Rice's trainer and accept that you're officially Mcqueen's bitch.
>>530968815YOU FUCKING MORON
>>530969028No neetbux either. It's over.
54826958
1 uma per trainer
long
>>530967443>Umadol>Hishi Mamazon>Doto>Kawakami>Yaeno>Palmer>Shakur>Nakayama>Tarumae>WindyI got my targets but the schedule is really brutal. Basically having to roll an uma per month.
>>530969237Its a debuff not a buff.. right?
Being an end closer still matters to that anti skill doesnt it?
>>530968123>jan 2027Really nigger?
>>530969051>sucking anon's luck on the actual gacha with a simulatordevious and cruel
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everyone under the sun is playing uma ......
Is Guru-nee retarded? That bitch got 5 sleep deprived events and 2 night owls before the start of the third year.
>>530968545No we get happy meek first then a double banner of little cock and the negro. She'll be after that
>get a rainbow
>42% failure
Thanks...
>>530969313I feel like an Uma could just beat the shit out of you with its horse strength if it really wanted to
>>530969248Imagine being this autistic, yikes
It would make sense to grab a single copy of Kitasan right? I should eventually be able to MLB it using that special currency, and most of all I can get some more upgrades and build out my collection of SR cards
Some people make it sound like if you can't MLB it immediately it's not even worth pulling?
i only go through the story for the umas i care about
>>530969428They're just paying anyone to play at this point.
why are narita taishin and biwa so fucking mean to winning ticket? it's pissing me off
>>530968293I'm not the one assuming that the restraint Cygames had with trainer-uma relationships at launch will not wither away with time, as has already happened in JP. You're playing a galge in the making.
But do enlighten me.
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>>530969051Easy game easy life
>>530969523No, the smart play is to just find a whale to follow who is going to MLB kitasan so you can just use that instead
>>530969194>$55 mobile games in 2013>buy 3 games to get access to all the girlsLmao. What the fuck were they smoking?
>yo guys *takes coke* what if, like, we re-release imas in the west, but on their phones, and at full triple a prices, and you need to buy expansion packs like its a fucking RTS, also at full price!Might unironically be some of the funniest shit I've read all week.
>>530969345is it okay to join with a bad horse...
>>530969452Sometimes you gotta take a chance. Highest failure rate I beat was a 37% rainbow speed session
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>>530969051get fucked (im not rolling)
>>530968906I asked for this.
>erm you actually aren't supposed to fuck the horses you're just their trainer
Say her name
I don't know about anyone else, but I WILL be getting Kitasan Black.
This will also my Carats stash for a good long while. God it is great to not be poor.
Is there any way to find someone who gives a specific card? I've been sitting here refreshing the borrow card list looking for a 2nd Wit card (I have FM and nothing else) but all I'm getting are shitters with lvl 1 R cards and gibberish names (what's up with that btw?)
I only have 21k carats...
>>530969603That's what I am gonna do either way. But eventually it would be nice to max it myself so I can borrow the next big thing
Hows it looking
I havent been chasing random G3/2/1s, is it worth the effort?
>>530969051I used up all my bad luck
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>>530969628is she cute?
>>530969051lol
lmao
there's no way I'm swiping for this man
>>530969703>whaling on a game that will die in a monthngmi
>>530968718i like loli as much as the next guy but why did the english BA fanbase become this way
>>530969731Go to the team trials menu and check the top 100 players from your class. See if any of them have open follow slots and good cards/umas set.
>>530969075your number of fans iirc
>>530967317that's just tachyon in a wig, pulling samples for her experiments.
>>530968815>why did I get 4 late starts (maybe in a roll>low wit >NO WAA WAA WAA
STOP FUCKING YOUR TRAINEES YOU SICK FUCKS
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>>530969703Good job piggy. Make sure you keep the server alive for f2pGODS.
>>530969051It's that easy, bwos.
>>530969894Her tits are too big to be Tachyon.
I know my cards are dogshit but which one should I set as my support card?
>>530969858This is just like my umas.
>fail 1 training at 10%
>bitches suddenly stop showing rainbow on speed
>all of them are max "friendship"
These fucking whores...
>>530969293for the 3 star umas, yes
the common 1&2 star, no
>>530969947Looks like trainer-san didn't have enough Carrats, maybe using your credit card will help!
>>530969835she looks and acts like this
>>530967010
>>5309699470 kitasan after 200 pulls is actually slightly below-average. Most people don't even count on a single rate-up card.
i will always be my uma's coach no matter how sexy they get.
>>530969692You aren't supposed to fuck the horses, you are their trainer.
Okay how long do I have before wedding cunny horses?
>Anons got baited to use up all their look on simulators again
love to see it.
>>530970038The 35 wit probably everything else is just basic stuff everyone has
>>530970065I mean I don't think she has a chance to be honesttttttttttt
>>530969703Thank you for your service. Us dolphins couldn't do it alone.
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>>530969703Thank you so much for your patronage to Cygames.
>>530970138>>530969947I only got the bad luck out of the way. I'm set now.
>>530970228what's going on with her legs?
>>530969703thanks king for keeping global alive
>>530969703holy piggerino
>>530970230but she'd be cute while coming in last!
>>530967919Condor + Tickezo failed. GolShi came through in the end.
>>530969703Actual Qatari oil baron, holy fuck.
>>530970138I would fill this horse's pussy with so much cum it's unreal
>>530970038you just put up your welfare special ed and hope to get used by random newcomers and bricked accounts that don't have her. nothing else will be used.
>>530970349>ponytailseggs
>>530967443December until tamamo?
Damn thats a while away, may as well blow carots now, plenty of time to regain before then.
>>530970349Neicha is so flexible...
Is this real. What the fuck is goo goo babies
>>530959220 (OP)Move aside hag, the beast is here.
>>530970349Look at that frumpy old lady trying to hang with the youngsters!
>>530959220 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>530969703what's the conversion to real monies?
>>530970138I want to enter the Marvelous Dimension
>>530969703Jarvis, calculate how much money this nigga has spend.
>inb4 russian credit card fraud
anyone have a 9* power for a newfag to borrow
I want to play goo-goo babies!
>>530970349is that dictator king jobber or something? why is she giving my authoritarian energy?
>Maruzensky raced in the 70s
Is she the oldest horse in the game
>>530969345>>530970332Joint it NOW NOW NOW JOIN THE ROOM NOWWWWWWWWWWW
1 UMA PER TRAINER RETARDS!!!!
>>530970349Does she run while holding the pom-poms?
>>530970278>wasted his luck on fake pullsohnonono
>>530969320Was it fun? You were supposed to be having fun!
>>530970117Good news: Mayano wedding should be pretty soon
Bad news: There's a two year gap between Mayano wedding and Nishino wedding (Not counting acceleration)
For spark farming should I just bring 6 cards of the stat I want and tank my career? I feel like I keep falling short in getting the target stat to 600 and the 1* guts sparks are really tiring me out.
lmao
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I love fake games with fake stats that don't do anything I also love the fact it has the nerve to say to your face you didn't have enough of a stat when the opponents all have sub-100 stats
Is that grass donation thing on twitter real or they just stealing the money
>>530970187fuck.
>>530970401>>530970547the yakuza will remember this.
>>530970538thats about 2000$
>>530970538if he didn't do any currency tricks, bit over 2k usd
>>530970665That episode was fucked up man.
>>530970671Maaaaaaaaaan, I want that McQueen alt, but I know it's a trap.
>got 2 in 100 pulls
NOOOOOOOOOO I WASTED MY LUCK
Whaaaat am i doing wronnnng?
I am hoarding carrotgems for next week banner but her performance can't be THAT bad.
This is the first race she is required to get 1st place (middle career) and there is ALWAYS some uma that triggers 5+ skills in a row, gains a massive advantage over everyone else and becomes impossible to pass, mostly mejiro mcqueen or simboli.
Other uma would snatch 1st place easily at this point of her career.
>>530969863I've been leeching off the people in top clubs but everyone is fixated on sharing their MLB event card or SC/FM. All I want is a Wit SR until I can get my own...
>>530970674That's the highest stats make debut loss I've ever seen. Did she race as a front runner?
>>530970672Just bring a good deck and clear the run with the best stats possible.
>>530970538>>530970548Assuming he went 5000 carats every topup. 5000 is $70. So this is over $2870
>>530970646Oh man my first room match. Hoping to at least get top 10.
>>530970674me watching a generic uma front-runner pass my 1000 speed Mayano and sandbag me in the URA finale
if you wasted your luck in the simulator just slam another 300 rolls until you have really bad luck then you're good for the real deal.
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>>530970548If my math is correct, that'd be around 3000 USD just in paid jims.
>>530970671>fantasy Grass Wonder & El Condor PasaAm I to believe a future career path will be isekai themed?
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NO MY LUCK
>>530970908it took me 900 rolls for a single copy I'm ready
>>530970671That bad news is good news because I can save after consummating with Mayano.
>>530969315and the exact fucking same thing happened in the same run again
>>530970674>>530970906>bakushin>think im pretty fast and have alright power for front>keeps randomly ending 2nd place over and overthe rng in this game is nuts and really annoying
>>5309705483,036.09
Damn...
>>530969051We're all gonna make it
>>530959220 (OP)When is the Kitasan Black banner?
>>530970860I don't know how this keeps happening but I end up clearing careers with sub 600 stam+power. I can usually make it to URA finals but lose since I panic swap to the stat I wanted to spark. I suppose I just gotta plan better so I win AND get a better shot at the spark I want.
anyone have a meme with a picture of Tazuna that says dont believe her lies (from Memento)
>>530969703holy shit nigger
>>530971082Anon ur luck.....
>>530970878>>530970919Eh.
That's how much you can save up in a year on NEETbux if you just eat instant ramen and drink tapwater.
Guy probably isn't "rich", he just doesn't value his money.
Or stole a credit card, who fucking knows. But I learned when people brag about money on 4chan there is usually a catch.
>>530969703I kneel oil prince-kunโฆ
>>530969703>God it is great to not be poor.you just know this nigga spends all his money on gacha to not feel poor. how ironic.
>>530970585>hownew.ruThat's cheer squad captain to you.
>>530971206>redditcap no you didnt lmao
>>530970671do the anime variants and other skins just enter the general pool so you don't need to wait for a banner rerun the same way the base girls have so far?
>>530970646>can't join within 15 min of start timeWhy can't it be 5?
54826958
8 spots
if your uma wins it her breasts grow by 2 cup sizes and she starts to lactate
>>530968539Application sent
>>530971191They need all the nutrients they can get.
I made my favourite uma shine and she won the URA fianals, Im so proud of Vodka
Why am I only seeing spotlight scouts. I dont want another shitty guts card
>>530971310not joining if that's what happens
>>530969428>7 hour long stream vodhonest question, what is with this game somehow getting some people autistically hooked into the gameplay loop
>>530971293I don't think there has ever been a limited banner in the game.
Everything gets added to the general pool, but the debut banner is when you can actually spark for it and have a rate up for pulling it.
>>530971310>cannot sign up 15 minutes before startdamn
>>530971356>shine>default clothingget her her outfit you faggot
>>530971309shit didn't know about that
new room soon
>>530971310No one can join anymore, just start it already
>>530969703bwo you already had enough for kitasan...
>>530970927No it's just that they try and pick fun alt skins and Fantasy was hip in 2021. There's 2 of them because banners run 2 spotlights sometimes starting with the next one, and they obviously want the 2 to share a theme.
>>530971575Plus size more like party size.
Wait, so if you don't meet the goals on a single race, you just take the girl out back and shoot her? This fucking sucks, man.
>>530967443Five fucking banners per month, and that's ignoring support cards. What's the f2p pull income looking like? Wondering how many skips I need to budget for per guarantee.
>2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd
what the fuck is up with this run lmao
got so much seemingly great skills as well, including 2 gold ones
trying to get her stats a bit balanced for once, more stam and shit, but she keeps fucking up in weird "nose length" kinda ways.
Anyone know an ID with a MLB guts card? Can be any of them except Urara
>>530971265Well actually I spend most of my money reinvesting into profitable business opportunities so that way I make more back on investments and have money to blow on the funny anime horse girl game.
If you ever see an empty plot of land or a gutted house and you know its in a prime location buy that shit.
>>530970349> That one S3 eyecatcher with Nature's visible abs
>>530971679>finally wins>do a 29% speed spark>failure>AWFUL mood>practice poorlove this bullshit
>>530971310>my gold ship was stuck behind slow ass lates the entire race and could never get throughI'm never entering one of these room matches with her ever again
>>530971310someone make the next room
>>530971652you send her to the glue factory. really though meeting the goals is the point of the campaign, it's a roguelike and you failed the run. it gets much easier fast between you getting better as a player and your account gaining advantages from better support cards and such.
I don't care if I get kitasan or not, I'm just happy to finally be able to roll
>>530971839it's 29% retard
I keep hearing conflicting reports
How much STAMINA is enough for a PACE CHASER IN MILE ? assume maestro 99% proc rate
>>530971807yeah man all the successful businessmen I know spend thousands upon thousands on free games
>>530969501blow your brains out, faggot.
>>530972050that doesnt justify the debuf on top of the failure you NIGGER
>>530967443>Air Bride in August>Amazon in September>Flash in OctoberMy funds...
Before the first race in career, should I always try to get as much friendship points as possible even if it'd train a stat I'm not prioritizing?
>>530972052for ura finals? like 450
>>530969918this post is gibberish and you're a retard that should kill themselves.
>>530972174>when I say something, it's accurate and true!>when you say something, it's projection!blow your brains out, you autistic little faggot.
King Halo Career succesfully done, without using any Alarm Clocks. She jobbed 4 races (I still have no idea how on earth she could come 11th on Senior Year Victoria Mile when she exceeded the Power check by several hundred and Wit by 50) and had couple of really annoying temper tantrums with meme conditions that needed to be cured, but she wasn't as bad as people made her out to be. Then again, Charming during Junior year helped a ton
>>530972039then roll now you dishonest freak
>>530971667yeah that's what happens when they 2X the speed of the updates so we can try to catch up to the original game from 2021. this isn't the sort of gacha where banner units are exclusive, if you miss a banner you can still get spooked by the girl showing up randomly on any banner.
It's also important to keep in mind most banners are pretty easy to skip if you want. A lot of people recently brought El Psy Condor to 3 stars from her legend event, and those people don't need to pull on her Fantasy skin spotlight banner if they don't seriously care about the cosmetic aspect, because the gameplay aspect is very similar.
>>530972172pvp too
I think 600 is overkill
I lost every single legend race...
>>530972170I only do training instead of recreation if I get 4 supports at once
>>530971310Wasn't expecting second but I'll take it
>>530971191horses eat anything that gets close to their faces anon
may god forgive me but tonight imma shoot a fucking horse behind the barn, and her name is bakushin
>>530972154>I spent money gambling and lost all the gambling money>that's bad, I don't have any say in this at all, out of my control, I don't deserve to lose moneyis this faggot retarded?
>>530972325yeah people are forgetting that we are going to get a selector every (less than) 6 months and with spooks on top of that it isn't actually too bad as long as you can sate your dangerous thirst for having everything you want the moment it is released.
>>530971191https://youtu.be/GKYAYPWI268?si=Q_H5tvCdXqkz0Wwk
>>530972267how do i unsubscribe?
>>530972328I love this horse
>>530971679>>2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd
This game has snowball mechanics, a win gives more free stats and skill points than a 2nd place. If you get 2nd it's possible to fall behind and keep staying under par.
>trying to get her stats a bit balanced for once, more stam and shit, but she keeps fucking up in weird "nose length" kinda ways.well yeah she doesn't need balanced stats, it's harder to give her balanced stats than braindead ones. 665 speed bakushin that late in the campaign is not that good, the other stats don't make up for it.
>>530971191they can rip out chunks of flesh with their teeth anon. I've never seen it happening but I've seen the scars
>>530972554keep going and I'll tell you when to stop
>>530972554anything larger than Suzuka
>>530972438You wouldn't do that to her, right?
>>530971191how many times are you dumb nigger faggots gonna ask this question so some faggot can post THAT yt video or webm? fucking christ you faggots are like mentally ill children that keep laughing over the same stale joke.
yes, animals eat whatever the fuck you give them if they're hungry or feel funny that day, get over it you mitwits
>>530971667Reminder that this chart is completely made up and not official.
They wouldn't speedrun the entire time, as the longer they do it the more of a crash players will get when it slows down.
>>530972519The selectors donโt let you get seasonal costumes right? Just their default looks?
>>530972581bro needs to brush his teeth god damn
>>530971652Heh....Welcome to horse souls......
>>530972581Last time I was at a pasture some horse kept trying to bite my arm, so I just turned it sideways. Couldn't bite shit.
>>530972678Selectors give [Any horse except new horses from the last 2 months] if I remember. The pool is the same as the anniversary updating gold SR tickets.
I need to cum on Bakushinโs forehead
>>530972328I love when their ears go floppy when they are sad.
>>530972784It seems like it would be a pain in the ass to get all the tail hair through that little hole
>>530972636will and already have.
>>530972565i wanted to make something more viable for pvp or whatever since spamming speed wont do shit there, at least not in my case
>>530972154It completely justifies it. The entire concept of the game is that you're training them. You pushed them past their limits after they told you they don't have the energy to train any more. In real life you could have broken their leg or something else career-ending, the game is merciful in comparison.
Stop taking risks if you're not man enough to accept the consequences of your failings. You are never forced to train a girl that isn't able to train without risk.
>>530972554maybe 3x or 4x that size
Not gonna lie, EL is kinda cute without her mask
>>530972678seasonals are in the selectors
there are a few horses in modern jp uma that were advertised as not going to the selectors, but remain in the now bloated gacha, those you need to watch out for.
>>530972843>>530972924Thanks guys. Do you know which ones are advertised as not being in selectors?
>>530972554Doto can never be too big.
hope thats enough for Bakushin legend race
>lvl 1
lol
>>530972328Why is there so much art of her like this? Did she break her leg and/or get coffee poured on her in the anime or something?
>>530973028Jungle, Gentildonna, Orfevre
>>530972669Its a good approximation based on the speed we're going at now. I don't know when they plan to slow down since I can only assume we'll be on an accelerated schedule until we catch up, maybe they'll slowly extend events so we'll go down to 1.4x, 1.2x, etc.
We still got many, many years before we'll actually sync with overseas and have to worry about an abrupt stop. It's like what, maybe 5-6 years considering they're still getting all that new content while we're playing catch up.
73899438
new room
tokyo turn 2400m (medium)
ONE uma per trainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>530964825what so good about her?
>>530972784Cuddle with your bwos...
>date with aoi
>+35 energy +37 skill points +mood up
yeah I think I'm gonna NTR my horse
serves this bitch right for getting night owl at every rest
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Gotta start finishing the trophies I think I'll work on that at the same time I go for 30 races in one career.
>>530972252A lack of vocabulary variance is often proof of low IQ or lack of understanding of a language. So you're either an ESL SEAnigger or a braindead retard. You were given a right awnser and threw a fit for no reason. I'm sorry you're filipino
>>530972784bro posting aint allowed in these parts of the galaxy friendo
>>530973069That stamina...
>>530973254>>530973151thats more than she has
Do the legend events ever rerun? In case I fail to get a trophy
>>530972325I'm just trying to figure out the balance I need to hit so I don't miss out on the umas I 100% need (so far that's only Cafe for the foreseeable future but that list can only grow I'm sure) while also being able to drop a tenner here and there along the way because I don't know how long I will survive with just my 7 starting umas.
Should I ever be taking non-story races during career playthrough?
>>530972581bruh honse is such a funny animal
>>530973304Thats a pretty smart Bakushin
staminafags are becoming more annoying than gutsfags really quick
>>530973361If you want the first time clear trophy, the skill points, or the fan count yes.
>>530973321they get added permanently in like a 2 years
>>530973361It is good when there are no other trainings and your energy is too high to rest. Just make sure you have good skills to spend the points on.
>>530973416>t. staminaletThanks for the easy wins in pvp bro
any new peaks on steam today?
>>530972817it wasn't really trying to hurt you
>>530973406I find them terrifying. The only animal I'd never work with
>>530973361If you're trophy hunting or need the skill points and isn't running a friend card, feel free to do it. Just don't meglect training if you're trying to beat the career
>mayano gets a wedding alt
Uooooh top cunny
>no good cards
>no good sparks
>won't pull kitasan black
>won't be able to afford my oshi when she drops
how do people not go crazy playing these games? all I feel is agony and rot
>>530973601>she doesn't know
>>530973117At least there's time to save
>>530973476God sheโs so fucking flat
>>530973552S sprint on a mile hors? Reroll
>>530973658bro your credit card?
>>530973552not enough GUTS
sorry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnWDV3ndl7c
man rudolf does not like proccing her ult
also footjob with shoes on
>>530973601>he doesn't know
>>530973214Your brains. Blow them out.
>starts seething about "ESL"You're a yank, aka a mutt, aka not white. Here in the white world, nobody uses the term "ESL" because English is all that matters. Now kill yourself, mongrel.
>>530973658Years of playing other gachas conditioned me into being a disgusting impulsefag, so the exact moment I hit enough for a tenner my autism kicks in and compels me to roll. That strategy usually let me get away with being a luckshitter OR being a lucklet.
>>530973680what makes her a mile honse?
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I feel like I can't get a good build going. I keep trying to build a miler but always get something else. I thought these cards would be at least good for Bakushin, but even she fucking dies in the semifinals.
NTR and Poke are by far the worst and least impactful protagonists in the franchise
>>530973662>>530973821no i do not, care to enlighten me
>>530973726the paid currency is so insanely overpriced I would never even contemplate it
maybe if they offered a paid selector ticket
>>530973130realistically even if we stay on 2X it'll take 6 full years yes. I'm betting they'll keep it on 2X for at least 6 months, and when they slow it down it'll be gradual where they stop overlapping events as much (like how the Legend events are starting a few days before the story events end, instead of starting after they end).
4 Uma's left I haven't completed Career with yet, enough juice for one more run today. Who will become the next Champ:
Agnes Tachyon, Air Groove, Super Creek or Mayono Top Gun?
>>530973680>>530973730fug
no chili fries for oguri tonight. she gotta lock in with turbo again
>>530973906she can spend her time on dates instead of drama
>>530973849You need to be over 18 to post on this website
>reddit spacinggo back
>>530973906When Kitasan Black exists?
I dunno about that
>>530973959top cun if you want a challenge
tachyon if you want easy mode
>>530973959Air Groove's career was comfy
>>530973959Get those goo goo babies
>>530973637fear the honse?
>12 pace
It's going to be good
>>530974046moot was a "redditspacer" on 4chan before you were even born.
you really need to pick a lane btw. this scattershot firing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks is really embarrassing. watching you bounce around from "YOU'RE UNDERAGE" to "YOU'RE NOT WHITE" to "YOU'RE PROJECTING" to "YOU'RE AUTISTIC" to "YOU'RE A BITCH" makes it really obvious how seething you are and how you're unable to cope with that level of seething.
now, little faggot, blow your brains out.
Why can't real horses look like this?
>>530973854Nothing. Most people use her on dirt which is mile but you can build Oguri for anything desu
>>530971151fine. I made it myself
>>530974125the entirety of S3 is about Kitasan, in RTTT you can remove NTR and nothing changes, and for the movie Tachyon is obviously the real protagonist
>>530974252Everyone got swallowed by the fucking pack.
>>530974316god she's so edgy
she's not tall enough to pull that off
>>530974157>top gun>challenge
>>530974348>another new buzzwordlol, you're sweating with rage. blow your brains out, faggot.
>>530974369retard opinion
>>530974358Why would you not believe an Uma?
>>530973361I usually go for at least a couple non-story G1s, especially if my uma had a slow start or doesn't have many G1s in her career, to get at least enough fans to level her unique. Only other reason would be to skew your URA races towards a specific type.
>>530974369>>530973906what the fuck this game has NTR? nobody told me this was cuckshit
>>530974316get this poor girl some visine, she hasn't blinked in years
>>530974046>reddit spacing
>>530974475good counter argument
Wait, so how are you supposed to unlock the Umas using star pieces if they cost 150 each and you can only buy 25? It's not like you can get em from dupes of an uma you don't have.
What should I do if I have 300+ skill points but none of the options are particularly good? Save it all or spend a small amount on something that's passable until something better appears?
>>530974616they restock at higher prices every time you buy them out
My girl got the bronze trophy lets gooo
>>530974510>another onei have utterly demolished your fragile little ego by merely pointing out that you're an amerimutt (not white) that can't cope with their own seethe over being told to kill themselves on 4chan lmao. blow your brains out, faggot lol
>>530974616bwo your daily shop
>the first person to wish me happy birthday today was oguri cap
haha thanks..
>>530973134Debuffs for everyone!
>>530974556When this website started going to shit.
>>530973880Shizuka and Nishino Flower Speed SSRs are great for Bakushin, Mayono Top Gun is great Stam card as well since it increases your chances of getting Focus which mostly eliminates your Front getting cucked by Late Starts. Mihono Bourbon is also amazing Power card for Front runner like Bakushin. For your 1 With both Marvelus sunday and Matinekaijufi are solid picks for Front runners, pick one which suits your playstyle. If I were you, I'd make use of those Cards
>>530974693get your negroid memes out of here
>>530974725happy birthday faggot!
Horses built for NTR? (the bad kind)
>>530974727Nope, all Maestro!
>>530974616You can buy more than 25 they just start costing more each time you reach that 25 piece cap.
>>530974725Happy birthday anon
>>530971679Look at her stats. You didn't go full BAKUSHIN which is why she's only able to get 2nd. You're wasting shit on stamina when you should ONLY be training spd and wit.
>>530974616This is like Priconne. You can buy more pieces but they'll be more expensive. After the 1:1, it will be 2:1 and so on.
>>530971151>>530974358sorry didnt see your post but theres one in the uma global guide already thats been posted before
>>530974725happy birthday dork
>>530973906yeah because pokke has like 1(one) real accomplishment in her entire career
>>530974616You can't buy shards from umas you don't own in there
>>530974451nta, but it took me like 8 tries to clear her Career
I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to make her work towards the endgame.
>>530974725Happy birthday
>>530974725happy birthday anon, here's a honse
>>530974716This? I don't wanna do PVP....
>>530974678Ah, gotcha.
>>530974725>game came out seven days after my birthdayIt's not fair...
At least Daiwa mentioned it, I guess...
>>530974771the more she loves (you)
>>530974764I'm gonna keep posting more
>>530974904every reply you give me only further proves me right. i have ownership over your psyche purely. you are obsessed with me. you should STILL blow your brains out.
>>530974725Happy birthday, bwo
>>530974725HAPPPPPYYYYY NEWWWWW YEARRRRR TOOOO YOUUUUU
>>530974369>the entirety of S3 is about KitasanI suppose I can't entirely disagree with that, I interpreted "impact" as emotionally impactful, an engaging story rather than directly how much did.
>in RTTT you can remove NTR and nothing changesThat's just in bad faith. Vega, Opera O and NTR are all the main characters. You could say that about any of them. Their relationships and how they push each other forward was what made it good.
>and for the movie Tachyon is obviously the real protagonistCome on now...
>>530974943You must do pvp for the fans or else danchode will kick you
>>530974875Oh, I guess you can't. How are you supposed to get 150 sharts to exchange for the umas you don't own, then?
I bet Goldshi gives super-paizuris
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I got fucked over by a late start so I finished second in the ura semifinals, but I had to redo the qualifiers twice so I can't be too mad.
>No Maestro shows up
>long race victories literally stolen from me
>>530974725happy birthday, anon.
>start tun
>swinging maestro event doesn't trigger
>bricked horse
Nice game umatards
>>530975118Legend races, daily shop
>still not a single 3* blue spark
haha yeah this is a really fun grind lol i sure feel rewarded for the time i'm putting into this game
>>530975162forgot the image
>>530975076see? i own you. all by using 5 simple little words. "blow your brains out faggot". now bark for master yet again.
>>530974698>at least i'm not americanDon't know why you think this is an own, probability just means that you're yellow/brown/black.
>>530975140My nyagga, get yourself a Support Card(s) that give Focus so you don't get cucked by Late starts
>>530975118From the daily shops and the Legend races.
>>530973880take my babies
626159240119
>>530974725do you get anything in game for your bday?
>>530975236umm opera, you can't do that
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>>530975208I hope you are at least G1 and skill maxing or that blue spark is gonna be low value when it lands
>>530975162You need a very high IQ to activate SM.
>>530975208seethe less, the game is not more fun once you enable turbo-easy mode.
>>530974943>I don't wanna do PVP....shops also trigger from the daily and event races
also, just do your daily team trials (pvp), it gives free stuff and cheevos
doesn't matter if you win or lose, just pick the lowest rated opponent and fast click through it
>>530975264you dont need to sign your posts
>>530975270>read a post specifically making fun of how non-white Americans are and how shameful that is>"This person is definitely not white"you yanks really don't help yourselves, do you? lmao fucking retarded shitskin mutts
>>530974316best design in the entire franchise
>>530975318seems like shit
>>530974863Use her for sprint races you retard.
>>530975292>>530975197Nyo.... I'm gonna have to do PVP after all....
>>530975356I'm doing every G1 possible
She's fucking massive. She'd be the most popular girl if it wasn't for her dumb cowboy outfit
>>530974898I legit couldn't get her to lose a single race even though I was neglecting training and spamming races for trophies. I'm guessing as long as you have good parents with speed sparks, long race AIs can't keep up because they have everything in stamina
I watched s1 then watched s2 because it had McQueen and Teio. Then s3 just focused on some random characters that weren't in the main cast from s1 so I stopped watching. Was it any good?
>>530975302>9* speedI mean I'm looking for stamina but I'll take it.
>>530975438you're gonna miss your dilation
>>530975318>early raceInto the trash it goes.
>>530975318Mid if you have high str-spd but subpar guts.
>>530975438yeah, yuropoors pretending they're ""white"" muslims is far more embarassing than being brown SEA monkeys
>>530975494not really
rice is flat as a board and still the most popular uma by far
>>530975307You get happy birthday messages from your horses
>>530975470*gets boxed in because their Uma couldn't see shit*
Heh, nothing personal torena
>>530975318depends on the honse. nearly useless for frontrunners that should already be ahead, very good for honses that can get caught in the pack like front runners since it lets them avoid getting caught and keep ahead of everyone but the front runners.
>>530975494bruh the cowboy outfit is the best part. I love her animation where she does finger guns before PvP results come in.
TT isn't PvP at all btw bwos
You (and your horses) are in for a rude awakening
>>530975524>another buzzword>and it's again a 2016 election transplant staplekek
>>530975558you are literally not white LMAO imagine that existence
>>530975508and 5 mile. you wanted to make a miler so go slap together someone useful
>>530975424>the game is not more fun once you enable turbo-easy mode.I want to actually be able to start building proper horses, not bash my head against a wall trying to get the very baseline of a build.
>>530975481Legend races are not pvp dacchi, have you not been doing them? We already got condor and spe
>>530975438Why are you so frustrated? Don't take it out here.
>going to be promoted to class 3
>don't have 15 good umas
>still have mediocre umas in need of a retraining
I am suffering from success.
>>530975302Another one to add to my collection
>>530975487ok good, yeah it sucks seeing all the 9* stamina fags running around when the game decides to ramrod your asshole with bad spark luck
>>530975632how mad are you right now?
>>530975429>Doesn't matter if you win or loseThank god. The game is saved. I'm used to Epic Seven level PVP involvement, so the word itself sends shivers down my spine.
can you get more than 3 legacy borrows per day?
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>>530975641why? then you'll just complain when your horses don't come out perfect instead. it's in your nature to complain and you haven't changed this.
>>530975660thats same for me and probably 90% of the players that gets a promotion
why does nobody like meg ryan?
why does nobody like winning tickezo?
>>530975638>i am a proud white "european"LMAO
>>530975656>>530975713>u-u-m-m-m-m-madYou exist beneath my heel, mutts. I'm only surprised it took you THIS long to resort to this particular buzzword. But maybe I shouldn't be, considering the brownoid zoomers (you) probably lean towards their twitch terms over the 4chan staples.
>>530975653Aren't they really hard? I just started, I haven't even beaten a career yet.
>>530973880i unrionically used this deck on my last bakushin run and she sweeped the finals but i might've just gotten lucky
don't remember if she maxed on speed because i glued her for giving me a 1* gut
>>530959475i use the unnoficial one and it seems fine. the friend id spam is a searchable shitty-discord-forum and has plenty of 9* horses that aren't full up. haven't found an MLB creek yet though.
Any tips for getting a good matikane? What supports/legacies do I run?
>>530975208I got a 3* speed Golshi from my fifth run (she had <800 speed), but I didn't know what I was doing at the time so her inheritances and skills are both awful. I may never get this lucky again...
>>530974358cleaned it up a bit
>>530974835thank you
Are we being raided? Why is the thread suddenly so aggressive?
>>530975859Need one with speed
>>530975718Team Trials is just high score autism. You get more points for winning/win streak but it's all about the skills.
Can people ride umas? what does it look like?
>>530975660>>530975723just play new umas the next few days. they don't even need to be good, if they get shitty C ranking it's at least going to let you get more points and bond for them for free.
>>530975765no but eventually you won't need to because you'll also have legacies worth using.
>>530975857I dont want to date men
i'm actually going to go fucking insane all my horses end their careers with 1 star stat sparks
>>530975857>why does nobody like meg ryan?i do
tomboy is love
>>530975965Yes. Usually it involves lots of hand holding and kissing.
>>530975660I only need to train Haru for Long races and I can confuse so many people when I use Haru, Bakushin and King Halo for my long race Uma's lmao.
>>530975983how brown are you?
>>530975660I'm in the same situation and it's all because the dailies made me run way more pvp than I wanted to. Now I'm heading for brick city.
>>530975884Not really, as long as you have a B hors you can beat her, and even if you can't you still get shards, which is nice.
>>530975890Bro, spd sparks are the least desirable ones. At least grind stam or pow.
>>530975951>Why is the thread suddenly so aggressive?modern/nu 4chan loves derailing everything into aggressive shitposts, racism, politics and every single poster masturbating over how they're the sole smart person alive and everyone eklse is idiots
>>530976013Just accept the odds and you'll suffer less.
>>530975884For a new player yeah you wont win but you should still do them you get some rewards even if you lose
>>530976084seethe and cope, little mutt faggot. cant stop laughing at you being so personally stung by reading insults directed at someone else that you got involved lmao typical brownoid behaviour
>>530976064remember to take your meds
>>530975638You know what that's actually fair enough. I will be using her for Vodka. I just wish my stamina sparks were any better.
>>530975883>>530976215>brown yuropoor mutt pretending to be whitea tale as old as time LMAO
>>530975951I miss the comfy pre-global threads umadachis....
>>530976238Was this event real? Did a horse vaporize next to a 5G tower?
I just got pizza
uma for this fell?
>>530975951American (non-white) hours. Happens every time.
what should i put for my last 2 cards for king halo?
>>530976116>B horseHm, better train more, all my uma's base stats are still around G.
>>530976120i like to keep my options open...
but i've mainly been trying for getting a second power, only got this so far and 2 style 3* (so basically useles)
>>530976365Thread is almost dead anyways
>>530975951Yurpoor (non-white) hours. Happens every time.
>>530976362yes but they hid all news and evidence about it
I haven't raised the potential on anyone yet, is it worth it for random characters or should I save for the best?
>>530975901I cleared the URA with her, but she lacks a bit in stamina. I also dont know what I was thinking with those cards. It looks schizo now. I'd go for a good stamina parents and 3x Speed , 2x Stam and 1x wit
>>530976116nta but she blows me away even with my 1100+ speed 800+ power B+ hors :C
>>530976236so, VERY brown then lmao
>>530976276>you're from the race of people I'm descended from?>YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU'RE BROWN>B-BUT I'M STILL WHITE I SWEAR I'M STILL WHITEeven in your own "europeans aren't real whites" fantasy, all it does it make you MORE brown lmao
>>530976457you should be picky for a while, it's expensive for new players and not all whors have good inheritance. It is very very useful for training on the ones that do, though.
>>530976457Save it all for Suzuka.
>>530975660You're assuming that everyone doesn't have to retrain everything once kitasan comes in few days. What you should be focusing on is sparks.
>>530976489umm your stamina bro?
>>530976395halo needs to win some longs in career so you probably want a 4speed 2stam deck.
>>530976457I have my Tachyon maxed out because I love her. I don't really see a point desu.
>>530976457Higher number = better.
Your favourite is always the best.
>>530976489>didn't state his stamyou know the issue
I've been winning with distance with way less spd and pow
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>>530975901mine turned out pretty good, and the sparks and my skill options were pretty mid. I think balanced stats work really well for her. you want SSR Super Creek like usual for the energy restore. I ran mine as a pace chaser through sparks but late worked fine in some runs too.
also give her lucky 7, she deserves to test her luck for being such a good honse.
>>530976628doesn't she need to only participate in a single long?
>>530976532holy COPE from the brown muslim mutts!
>>530976457i got pot2 on all my hors and pot3 on my 3-stars. it gives them a cool golden border :)
>>530976025>>530976452>>530976702All I can think about when I see divination characters now is that dumb lady from Squid Game
>>530976636Fucking tachyon being ridiculous as always
>>530975302Thank you, good friend.
what am I doing wrong with Air Groove? I keep focusing speed and endurance since sheโs pace. But I canโt seem to have a successful career with her.
>>530975494middling design and grating voice, no thanks
>>530976610>>530976796seething brown lmao even in your WILDEST FANTASIES you're actually just MORE brown kek I bet you faggots even have brown eyes LOOOOL
>>530975901try to balance her first 3 stats. early g3 races screwed me, but once she got her inspire she rolled every race
Anon died! Long live anon! Join UMADash!
>>530976636>King Halo's inheritance is as schizo as her URA schedule
>>530976395>go to team races>check what top ranks used>???>profit
Speed O'Light, Suzuka
https://files.catbox.moe/fd03zk.png
>>530976897he's still going pretending he isnt a shit colored citizen of the yuropoo union
kek
>>530976374You're the one shitposting though... really makes you think......
>>530976532It's the turn of the hour, did you take your prescription already?
how do i get 1100 stamina
>>530976636>Gold Ship's FOV skills are rated 4Hmmmm, something seems fishy
Fukukitaru is extremely wifeable.
>>530976917I will never leave my club for better rewards. You can't make me.
>>530975951>Why is an fast thread attracting people who enjoy doing nothing but shit up threadsTruly a mystery
>>530977000>>530977015>>530977021the amerimutts did NOT like being reminded of their shit-coloured eyes LMAO
>>530977027you don't, even on a mid/long hors like Rudolf with +20% stamina I have trouble doing it without throwing a shitload of G1s.
>530977110
i accept your concession, brownoid
>>530975951One retard asked a question and started acting like a bitch while having a meltdown when he didn't like the awnser (that was correct, btw)
>>530976881Her unique wants her to be a late surger bro
>>530977137you can definitely do it with a 2spd/ 4 card stamina deck
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>>530977137so how do you people farm stamina spark? 600 stam and pray?
yuropoors are getting uppity again
>>530975965save a honse, ride a cowboy
>>530976772oh you're right, and unlike rice she doesn't even have to place in it.
she does have to run the japanese derby in y2 which at 2400m is the very upper end of mid so she still needs a good amount of early stamina but you can probably cover that with sparks + summer camp
Oguri Cap is the only likeable uma
>shitskin, poo-coloured-eyes amerimutts seething so aggressively that they can't even quote correctly anymore
>others trying to sneak in the last word by not replying to posts directly
and just like in real life, the white european owns the brownoid american.
>>530977362I like McQueen
>>530977212This dumbass made them.
So what's exactly the point of spamming G1s? More skill points? G1 spark?
>>530977243nice try pretending to be me, yuropoor
>>530977395>>white yuropooreans in 2025LMAO
>>530977212croix du nord musume doko
>>530977221You build a long horse normally.
You want a 1200 stam horse even with 2-3 gold recoveries for the longest tracks
>>530977478please don't carry this into the next thread
please
>>530977450your country is literally under 50% white lmao and you have eyes the colour of actual fecal matter kek
>>530967443ah
El Condor Pasa's 3* version comes out just two banners after Seiun Sky's
Sorry Seiun Sky, looks like you're not all that important after all.
>>530977513But stamina grows so slowly, even with sparks and 3 stam cards I get fuck all
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>Another Triple Crown winner with 3 600+ stats with a 1 Star Guts Spark>>530977432All of that and shared G1 wins between parents also contribute to affinity. You also need to level your unique.
>530977547
>the state of "white" (shit skinned) yuropeans when they know they can't even namedrop their countries because everyone would immediately laugh at the fecal % count
>>530977362I won't lie her head shaking was pretty cute in the show.
>>530977628>You also need to level your unique.NTA, wait why
>>530977673Higher levels of your unique increase the odds of a 3 star Unique spark
>>530977609Inherit stam too, if 3 cards aren't enough. Raising the LB of the free McQueen should help as a stat stick too.
Finally got the song on my jukebox
>>530977640>he's trying to sneak in the last word by not replying directly againthis was supposed to convince people you AREN'T a shitskin? fucking lmao
Also, every single country in Europe has a higher white % than America does. Every single one.
>>530976452Is it still possible to hear soundposts on Chrome?
Somebody post some uma tits summon the Yakuza so they can delete this thread
is it worth using the Club Points for extra copy of Mejiro McQueen & Rice Shower cards?
>>530959220 (OP)Is there a cracked or private client? I dont want to waste time and money on it but i wanna give it a shot
>530977810
oops, was i right the entire time?
entire country full of brownoids that he's too scared to even google a single country he can larp as being from and """white"""
kek
>>530977890McQueen is good, Rice Shower sucks ass
>>530977902my country is 96% white as of last year's census. you can figure it out from there. well, you could if you weren't a non-white 50IQ retard lmao. fucking sub-50% white nation trying to talk shit about anything LOL
>>530976013the game was not designed for you to spaz out over not getting lucky. you should enjoy as you play and be happy if you randomly get it, not expect it every time and be shocked when you didn't get very lucky. they'll add events that let you fill in stars later if you don't ever get lucky, just chillax.
>530978054
>m-my country is really 96% 'white'!
oh, just more cope from a brownoid LMAO
>>530978298I accept your concession, you literal brown person lmao
>>530975857Tickezo is great but I am a luck shitter and screw up her prized Derby race.
>>530978565i already accepted the brown yuropoor concession from you 10 posts ago though
thanks for playing, shitskin :^)
>>530978719>:^)you could not possibly be angier lmao. all over being reminded your eyes and skin are the colour of poo
>brown yuropoor crying about getting the last word yet he's still here seething about his 0.096% "white" purity
L M A O
M
A
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>back to trying to sneak the last reply with not quoting me
>after being scolded by his friends in the new thread that sent him back scrambling here all embarrassed
lmao jose rajesh fernandez de guzman steinberg is FUMING
LARP as white and then the brown monkey genes are coming out for a real chimpout seeing how mad he gets the longer the thread goes
LMAO
reminder: your entire mental breakdown is over reading a post directed at someone else purely because it said yanks are sub-50% white (this is a statistical, demographic fact) lmao
and then you spiralled out of control when reminded your eyes are brown (the colour of poo) kek
reply one more time. just because i told you to. prove once and for all you're just a little brown mutt obeying his white master.
mohammed larping as a white man then fuming as his shitskin nature makes him inevitably chimpout while trying to convince people of his 96% racial purity (brown)
mohammed thinks im the same retard who responded to him initially
i just enjoy putting yuropoor chimps in their place every day seeing as i know they can't post on /pol/ without being flagged for their mutt population
L O L
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>>530976910There's an interesting build in the reference doc if you wanna try your hand at it, might be worth to get Stam 3* sparks.
>>530979658are they implying it would be good to un-level their SSR?
>even the charts he finds confirm america is more brown than europe
kek
>even the charts he find confirm yurope is majority black and browns
kek
>>530979658I might give this a try. sounds fun if it works
>>530979948looks too whale-like, but it's fine
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I surprised I don't see people run Tazuna that often, it's goated. Energy and mood problems solved, not just from the dates but because her free story events are really great and she lets you squeeze in way more training in the critical early turns while you're hunting for Rainbows (since she reduces energy costs and failure rates on her training spot)
>his own chart shows my country having less % muslims than america
kek
>his own chart shows my country having less % browns than america
KEK
>his own charts prove he is brown and I am white
KEKERONI
what the fuck does any of this have to do with anime girl horseracing.
>>530969703Thanks for funding the game
So, I started the game, did the tut, got all my stuff from box. I had two SSR Head Start supporter tickets in there.
Having rerolled due to not getting anything else, I now do not have said tickets. Did I fuck something up?
My club is running urara only races kek
>>530980525I tried using her and my King Halo run choked. I ran without her and despite bad RNG events I cleared the career without clocks. Tazuna is nice and her dates are fun, but I feel like she's overrated because she tends to blow her Mood boosts too early to be truly useful and the status recovery dates are very situational
>>530986878There's no such thing as too early mood boosts, you don't start at max mood. if you fall back down later, 4 out of 5 of her dates give mood up, only the 2nd doesn't. and they all give energy so you just do them when you would otherwise rest, they're basically rests that can't give night owl and raise mood and come with bonus stats.