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>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
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https://www.umavpn.top/
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>>531019124SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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big horsie dollars before kitasan
Impulse pulling chads stay winning
It took me 3 career runs to notice the cat sounds from the Director actually come from the cat on her hat and not herself being some weird autist
I don't care what the Director might say, I'm making it official!
>>531019439took me a bit at first as well, but not THAT long
>>531019439The actual horse she's based on has a friend cat, it's cute.
>>531019439Oh. It makes sense now.
>>531019115 (OP)Where are my G1 hunter bros?
would you say its worth it to spend 400 pulls on kitasan banner
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>>531019415I have 30 fucking clocks, fuck
>>531019415I love Daiwa Bright
>>531019518Don't our horses graduate after the ura? What's the director going to do other than cry about it?
Is it better to be on the inside or outside gate? Assuming no skills.
What would you do in this situation?
im new, what should i be looking out for?
i got deiwa and she won the tutorial career
>>531019669you faggot posted seconds before i could fuck you
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>rare tachyon when you dont give her breakfast
H-Holy cute...
>>531019314I NEED MY GREY DAUGHTERFU
LET ME ROLL DAMNIT
>>531019656Depends on what position your uma is running. Generally it's better to be on the inside, but if you're playing an end closer, she'll have to go towards the outside anyways to overtake the whole pack at once.
>>531019641>hors>graduatingRudolf's been in highschool for 20 years and still hasn't managed to pass enough classes to graduate...
Which Uma has the fattest dick again?
I have ideas
Geez lay off the cakes McFatty.
all the umas based on stallions should have been traps...
>>531019546>The actual horse she's based onlol okay schizo, what's next, tazuna is also based on a horse?
Is going wide on the outside track a bad thing stamina wise like in the show?
>>531019823so dependent on her guinea pig, how embarrassing!
>>531019704either commit sudoku, or face death by student.
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>>531019926Is this what they call gap moe?
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>>531019867Train more wit then.
>>531019752>insufficient speed
>>531019926i can hear this
>>531019941It'd be a surprised if Tazuna is actually Sunday Silence.
>>531019996sir thats not a simple gap, thats a whole canyon
>it's the year 2021
>cygames already made the perfect girl
WTF how did they do it bros?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531019641Jokes on her, I am marrying her too!!
>>531019415>Neicha gets 2nd in Arima Kinen>Then 7th>Then 12th99
Is there a rule of thumb for how many umas I need to skip for each banner I want to have a guarantee for? Is it reasonable to expect being able to pull something like 1/5 umas for example? f2p btw
>>531020161>It'd be a surprisedI just had a brainfart holy shit. My brain mixed "I'd be surprised" and "It'd be a surprise".
>>531020256Eishin... SEX?
>>531019715No matter what you do or what banner you choose to roll it will be the wrong answer and you will brick your account. This game is impossible unless you whale.
sniffing Gold Ship's stinky feet
She did it bros. She Bakushin'd her way to the top.
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>>531019518>be me>director of tracen academy >watch my beloved students succeed through their first three years of racing >theyre all so happy with their trainers >feels good to be director >be at graduation >watch all of my precious students molest their trainers the moment they got that shitty paper >some of the trainers are even begging for help >realize Iโd get drawn and quartered if I stopped this >my precious students are not so precious
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SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
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how do i build mayo top gun
Man, I don't think I can dislike a single uma that isn't King's mom.
>just barely misses SS+ speed in ur path
>>531020327rule of thumb is I got every banner girl so far so just keep rollin'
>>531020405>realize Iโd get drawn and quarteredBut isn't the director also a ho-ACK
>>531020547play a lot of volleyball
Asked in the wrong thread so I'll ask here again
How do you unlock casual outfits for home, I want Tama's oversized shirt
>>531020547Donate 5% of your yearly budget to the game
Hug Tokai Teio. Give forehead kisses to Tokai Teio. Take Tokai Teio out on a nice date. Win Tokai Teio plushies at the claw machine. Play video games with Tokai Teio and let her win cause her victory celebration is cute. Take Tokai Teio dancing. Go on a walk and hold hands with Tokai Teio. Share an umbrella in the rain with Tokai Teio. Brush Tokai Teioโs tail. Take Tokai Teioโs first kiss. Propose to Tokai Teio once her racing career is over. Marry Tokai Teio. Take Tokai Teio on a beautiful honeymoon. Spend your first night together consummating marriage to Tokai Teio. Have several cute umas together with Tokai Teio. Grow old by Tokai Teioโs side. Die and leave Tokai Teio alone because she will outlive you by hundreds of years.
>>531020405Tracen clearly needs to emphasize human on human relationships, as god intended.
>>531020650didn't know there was mcqueen-satono version of this. what's with the kid umas these days..
>>531019669How can cat and hors be friends? Shouldn't the hors try to eat the cat because it's much smaller than him?
>>531020405You say this like she isn't in on this government conspiracy to find Umas reliable husbands.
>>531020684post her feet lingerie
>210 carats per 7 episodes of a character's story
Kitasan funds coming right up.
>>531020678Get them to rank 11 affection.
>>531020684I have now lost all respect for her
Is anyone actually rolling for the anime MAKWEEN despite her being so ass?
>>531019912If she looked like this sheโd be perfect
>>531019115 (OP)Just end me bros...
>>531020405FAKE, she would support it
That uma you like? She's breeding with Mejiro Dober now.
>>531019926Aggressive tail wagging
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>>531020828How can hons win if even people lose to the true boss of the farm?
>>531019926She's peak housewife material.
>>531020943big big titty big big big polease plaese please please big titty PLEASE
>>531020650One v thirty will not go well no matter the horse
Youโre a sick mother fucker if youโd fuck a human woman when thereโs perfectly good horse girls throwing themselves at you
I really like Seiun Sky's design. She's really pleasing to the eyes imo.
>>531020405Sorry director I only have feelings for my fellow trainer Kiryuin....
>>531019641see them off together with the Bovine University graduates
>>531021154They are school girls anon! Why wait for them to be legal when you can date Tazuna or that other trainer?
>>531021176I like when she goes nyahaha
horses are kinda silly if i'm being real honest
>>531020939fucking village bicycle..
>>531021181>Davidactual mob NPC trainer name
FUWAMOCO PLAYING UMA MASUME
BAU BAU
>>531021293horses scare me
if you happy and you know it:
>>531021154They're all daughtercore. Except for Mayano Top Gun, they summoned a succubus instead of a horse.
>>531021154>>531021181>>531021210What if I wanna date the director tho?
>>531020895Where do I roll?
I want to see some Japanese popularity polls. I'm curious where my favorites line up.
Who's got em?
>>531020547This is how I built her and won the URA, she's doing decently in PVP as well but it's probably not optimized.
>>531020985>>531021469https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>>531021452Sheโs your boss. Thatโs just unprofessional
https://youtube.com/shorts/fs-Y7EZa2vg?si=l5uuBZI52Xy0ODfp
Nishno Cute
>>531021452>Anon didn't pick the secretary
Are we not getting free supoka from next event? Or is it so shit that no one ever talk about it?
>>531020895it's ok bro you used up all your bad luck on the simulator so you'll definitely get multiple copies for real
>>531021181LMAOOO THIS NIGGA'S NAME IS DAVID
>>531021527POST PROMPT TOO
>>531021634next one is guts
>>531021479https://rankingoo.net/articles/sport/02188a
I came to Tamamo Cross doing pullups
>>531021652Prostate milking
You do have the 120k support points and 240k coins ready to actually mlb your kitasan black right anon?....
>>531021634Will we get monthly guild rewards which has carats before Kitasan banner ends?
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>>531009959I have like 1000 medium and mile shoes.
>>531021479https://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-characters
this is all-time but you can filter by range
>>531021479Gentildonna is currently the most popular. The newest batch of mares in picrel is also very popular too.
If I have an uma with A in both front and pace, and say for some silly reason I get both front and pace skills, what does PVP choose?
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>Has a pet condor
>Actually it's a hawk
holy shit
>>531021779>he thinks he's going to get enough copies to MLB itSilly anon, unless you've got your wallet at the ready you won't need half that amount
>>531021906El condor pasa is the most patriotic american Iโve ever seen. The fact the hawk shows up in a victory animation is the cherry on top
>failed triple crown
>failed spring crown
>had medium finals instead of long which I needed
playing goldshi is suffering
>>531021479There's nothing like official popularity polls or anything, so the best you're going to get is ones from random websites or random Pixiv metrics.
>>531021869Anon... You set the position yourself in pvp. Maybe try not hitting auto select everytime.
>>531021850bwo, your brian?
>>531021779Biggest issue I dont have cards and carats
Kitasan banner is gonna reality check all of the tourists who've never played a Cygames gacha before.
>>531021779No, having the materials ahead of time will activate the desire sensor.
>>531021906it's illegal to have a condor as a pet
>>531022028I come from azure lane.
The first moment I saw that some banners were paid currency only I burst out laughing.
As if I'd spend my money on gacha.
>>531022028The panic posts from people who spend 20k gems and get nothing are going to be delicious
I don't have any of the meta cards and I blew all my pulls trying to 3 star Super Creek (she's still 2-star)
Is it true that the Mejiros lust the most for trainer cock?
i wish i never installed this game...
>>531022028the reality check is that you're a man not a woman
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>>531021849Why gentildonna it sounds like genitalia
>>531022028What's the alternative?
>>531022182No shit I'm a man. I have hairy cock and balls and take great pride in them.
>>531022150Lies and slander
>>531022150The bloodline must continue no matter what
>>531022150>trainerMore like public use meat dildo.
>>531021847>mcqueen thirdI knew japs had better taste than w*stoids who keep talking about irrelevant shitters
Why is every vtuber giving pull and meta advice? Is this game really that sweaty?
>>531022232Find a whale and borrow it.
>>531022273DO NOT FUCK THE TRAINERS
>>531022315Dunno, go ask in your containment board instead of /vg/
>>531021906El has a hawk too huh?
>>531022216No clue where the gentil came from. Her mom's name was "Donna Blini" so it is some combo of those 2.
>>531021634I've heard many people say that Special Week (speed) is one of the better welfare ones. How long, if at all, do we get one that useful again?
>>531021634>anime collab Teio and McQueenFor the xth time I'm begging new Uma fans to watch Umamusume S2 since it's so good S1 has good world building but you can skip it if you don't like Spe so much
>>531021847um.. where's urara?
>>531022028I've played more harder gachas before where rolls matter a lot more than this. I'll manage if I don't get kitasan and if I MLB with 200 rolls I'll rub it in your face.
Is it true that Silence Suzuka only fucks black stallions?
>>531022441I watched the entire first season and movie within 2 days. Please give me some time to watch s2
>>531021847legit my 4 fav umas are in top 5. Which i happened to pull. Could change in future but yea. Heh.
>>531022320Borrow it forever? Okay that's reasonable.
>>531022273dober has already taken enough cock to birth a whole empire, I don't think the mejiro's are gonna run out of spawn anytime soon.
>>531022464>more harderoh ESL-kun
>>531022390gold ship's literally a vtuber you retard
>>531022028>Rage of bahamut>GBF>Dragalia>Shadowverse>World flipper(played global till EoS)>Shadowverse 2I dare say I am well prepared.
>>531022017That's weird. These kinds of things always have official popularity polls.
>>531022216Gentle Lady in Italian or something, I only know Latin, but Italian is close enough so I guess it's the same
>>531021847>top 1-6 aside from golshi is a certified flattyI HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE, DETEST, ABHOR, ABOMINATE, DISDAIN, DISAPPROVE (OF), HAVE IT IN FOR, EXECRATE, SCORN, DEPLORE, DEPRECATE, DISCOUNTENANCE, DISFAVOR FLATKEKS SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT I HATE (YOU)
>>531022563Yes. That's what you're already doing with that one support your borrowing already? How is it any different to a shiny new one they release?
>>531022563>Borrow it forever?Until a better speed card comes out, which the whale will get and use instead.
>>531022641>gentle lady>absolute behemoth that scared stallions
>>531022657Big boobs are fucking disgusting
>>531021181Why are these screenshots always so funny. I hope jamal is okay now.
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>>531022028Yes please screw me over so I can go back to my generous gacha again. Im not even sure which banners start first 2bh. Kitasan or Elegg
>>531022573The Mejiro IRL is extinct. Dober is the last one alive right now. The Mejijro clan no longer exists.
I wish to have sex with King Halo
>>531022657Flat is justice. Cope milkfag.
>>531021847>No HaruJaps ALWAYS have shit taste so I'm really not surprised.
>>531022028I have bottom tier luck in genshin. I'm used to going all the way to double pity for anything.
Pity not carrying over here is annoying but whatever. I'm picky af about who I roll anyway.
>>531021847>Tachyon>15thyou'd think after the movie she'd be up around the top 10, not that im complaining though 15th's still pretty high.
>no special weekkek
>tourists this
>tourists that
I remember when we used to just call people newfags.
>>531022690>super creek and FM need to be 1LB minimum to be any good>now you need to borrow Kitasan on top of itit's cooked
>>531021847>Bourbon above Rudolf Scarlet and TachyonHOW
>>531022724>generous gachathe game that shoves cash shop shit in your face every time you open it?
Will there be better ways to earn money?
100k for a simple potential raise seems like a lot
>>531022716That's it. You're playing Goo Goo Babies
>>53101941560~ should i be worried?
>>531021847>Tokai Teio up topIsn't this the hons that gets beaten up the most in fanarts?
>>531022657if they really had that preference why is top gun so low? they just like the characters because they were in the anime and had more exposure to their personalities.
Any clubs with open spots?
>>531022390goldship is a vtuber
>>531022767Maurice will ensure the mejiro blood lasts forever
>his dam line goes all the way back to the very first mejiro, Queenpretty crazy
>>531022913No?
Just because a handful from a mentally ill gook get spammed in here doesn't mean that's representative of anything.
>>531022840These people come from reddit, they can't say the fag word.
>>531022873just play the game, money isn't the bottleneck
>>531022708She wasn't that big, the uma version is an exaggeration of the tackle incident
>>531020895>0.75retard, it's 0.5
>>531022968Chat, is this real?
It's not even worth playing Tachyon without the floppy sleeves outfit, bros...
>>531021847Who is the uma for high IQ trainers?
>>531021847Teio at the top is probably because Uma S2 went so viral in Japan it revived the franchise after being dormant for years and made Uma game released successful
>>531022947Vodka and Haru Urara were also in the show but didn't make it in.
tachyon is more reddit than oguri
So is the strat to get Urara to win her career is to ignore late surger shit and just train her as a front runner?
>>531021847>Top 3 are the main characters from the most kino seasons in the anime
>>531022825it's because it's cumulative. She's at 7th if you filter the range to like last 6months
>>531023148That's the strat with every horse in this game anon.
this is why i don't want to roll on current kitasan banner, i'll wait for rerun with better %
>your umas will never get more story except if you pull their alt
>finished all the story (2 chapters)
will there be more soon?
>>531023148Treat her like Bakushin, yea.
>>531023136Don't care, still want to fuck Tachyon.
Those that are rolling on the sim can you save your results and on the 17th post again with your actual results?
>>531023021epic troll my friend
>>531022859Her seiyuu is mega popular
>>531022863stop responding to baits, all of you are retards
>>531023206which site is this?
>>531023021On TW/KR they changed it to 0.75% so it is assumed that they will correct global the same way
>>531023043Haru because you need to be big brained to get her to win the Arima Kinen
who's the uma with the beanie? I like girls wearing beanies
>>531023043King Halo, Rice Shower, Mejiro Ryan
>>531023116But does she need you?
>>531022847>having to work around limited resourcesIt's meta strategy
>>531021847Special Week...
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Reminder to prep FM+SC or SC dupe accounts from SSR tickets to reroll for mlb kitasan black in a few days or forever be behind.
>>531023356nakayama festa
>>531022859because of season 2
>>531023356Nakayama Festa, GolShi's brother
>>531023356Nakayama Festa
>>531023401Would suck the smog right out of that exhaust
>>531023356Nakadashi Festa
>>531023302>which site is this?(you) are currently on 4chan.org
>>531023427Bro why arent you rerolling for 3 kitasans and just roll 30k gems on supercreek
>>531023401is this a buff or a debuff
>>531023401tsuyoi! tsuyoi! kore wa tsuyoi!
>>531023116I got you homie
Is this in the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqQwUrcuWE
>>531021987>The fact the hawk shows up in a victory animation is the cherry on topI love it
>>531023427I'm glad I'm not the only one. 70 accounts on average should do it
>>531023490Why does festa look like someone who does knife crimes?
>>531023043Haru when you genetically modify her to win the triple crown and Arima Ken (it is possible)
>>531023401how did they get away with this
>>531023427You can just borrow MLB creek or FM if you reroll for MLB kitasan
also i don't see the point of making accounts ahead of time unless you can make 100+ to ensure you get a god roll on kitasan
>>531023374Yes
>>531023567Perfect. Thank you.
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Is this guy cheating, how do you get this high stats with this many races and like 20 skills too
>>531023338>>531023680The smartest trainer is required for the dumbest uma
Holy shit why is mcqueen such a fatass
i want to let every uma who wants to compete in something they're bad at succeed... is this how i get baited into grinding sparks?
>>531022913you're actually a retard, also uma musume aren't horses
>>531023691>make 100+That's exactly what I'm doing
>>531023579Not yet. They may add it in if there's a future Cinderella Gray collab story event, like how the next event is the anime season 2 collab event.
>>531023796Cushion for trainer cock pounding away at her guts
>>531023446>>531023474>>531023486>>531023490when will we be able to get her in the game?
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ummm it's not looking good...
>>531023819I can't imagine how long this will take, rolling for SC and FM on its own already takes hours if you're unlucky
>>531019912Something about this McF(l)atty seems... Off...
I know (you) want a reply but I won't do it. Kill yourself
>>531019115 (OP)Hello anon can you cross play from your steam game to mobile? I made thr steam one first so I wanted to see if I can use it on my android
>>531023796Paku paku desuwa~
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There must have been a better way to describe Air Groove's vice grip...
>>531021847uh....... spe-chan sisters???? our great general of nippon...
>>531023796what
>>531023840 said
the real mcqueen had an overeating issue
Sakura Bakushin Ois a stupid name
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Even the npc trainers have a good life...
>she picked up Fast Learner
It's over. I was having such a good run...
>>531023745No that's about average for an Oguri run.
>>531023745How the fuck do you cheat a server-side game
Most you can do is probably speedhack and bot for finishing runs faster
>>531023995Thighs too thick
Sakura Bakushin Ois a great name
>>531024193too big, but I do like them perky
>>531021847WHO THE FUCK IS SCHWARZGRAN?
Scarlet's pretty fat for a runner
so it's possible to get 3 with 100 roll
>>531024083This is so cute
>>531024301Stamina is stored in the tiddies
>>531023745It's easy to still get decent stats while doing a lot of races though
So if I'm doing a run specifically to create a horse parent focusing on stats, should I still do the G1 races?
Is it possible to get 5 kitasans in 70 rolls?
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yall were not kidding about her
>>531024064Big American paizuri with El Condor Pasa and Taiki Shuttle
how do i get A rank in career
Uma musume fanfics where?
>>531022019I'm just a retard, thank you
>>531024421If the current training node is lacking, winning optional G1s still give plenty of stats + skill points.
>>531024037AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531024064I want to having loving hugs and handholding with el condor pasa
>get my first hot spring event
>skip it on accident
fuck
tell me i can rewatch this somewhere
Which uma has the most oji-san fans?
am i supposed to inherit pace chaser A onto vodka or something?
i got her to ~700 speed/stam/power but she just can't close the gap to front runners as a late surger and i had to clock 3 times to clear the URA finals
>>531024485farm G1s on your days off
why is the thread so slow?
>>531022869>inb4 used up luck on sim
i wish excess mood converted into something else so i didnt feel bad about doing recreation then getting a mood boosting event
>>531024141actually nvm jesus fuck she's going to end up capping speed even if I never do another speed training for the rest of the year
>>531024569this week is a dead week and farming sparks is soul crushing so people are already burning out
For a long distance runner are standard or non standard distances more common? Trying to use up my last kill points, leaning towards non standard but want to be sure
>>531024064How can Special Chud hope to compete?
>>531024569honey moon period is over, we downhill now
>>531024534Same, El-chan is so cute...
>>531024382Maruzensky is a HAG
I rerolled too many times on the sim
I got 1 kitasan like 3 times in a row before getting 5 the next time. then the next 3 rolls were all 0. I think I killed my luck forever
>>531024512There are a bunch in pixiv even the porn ones (surprisingly uma porn fics are okay? idk) just google translate them.
>>531024569FotM buff is over
>>531024539Check the Archives
>>531024671Desperately need more fan art of clingy el.
What do you think a mule or donkey uma would look like?
>>531023862It's OK bro you've gotten the bad luck out of the way in advance
>>531024585>so i didnt feel bad about doing recreation then getting a mood boosting eventwhy the fuck would you press recreation if you don't want a mood boost????
>>531022947i liked teio and suzuka because of their designs. Fortunately their personality is also great and probably even my 2 fav voices
>>531024512They're mostly written by women so they're pretty dark and involve lots of leg breaking
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>>531024319or even 3 Dias
>>531024540Mayano Top Gun. Think about it.
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>>5310244184 SPD 2 PWR, just messing around with rando builds now.
>>531024540>Which uma has the most oji-san fans?
Children with this American with a Peruvian song name and a lucha libre personality!
>bakushining3 speed 1 power deck
>4 friends at stamina>4 friends at stamina again>skill at stamina...
>>531024773i meant from a random event after it, obviously
>>531020371...
Damn really?
>>5310246351154 before URA hits cap
>>531024569How do I make you win the triple crown god damn it, your skill never activates even with 300+ wit.
>>531024446she misses her dad
so you get to her surrogate dad
the more in-between the lines you can read the more adorable it is than seductive
>>531024878It's fine, I've literally won bakushin runs by pressing nothing but speed and wit
King Halo needs anal sex correction.
guys help how do I get more support cards without dipping into my kitaasan funds
>>531024141How the fuck do you get fast learner?
>>531024635>that staminabricked
>>531024765What about a zebra uma
>>531024427only a 1 in 5000 chance
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Mayano Top Glue Gun
>>531024864The gap moe between her confident luchador personality and her getting super embarrassed without the mask and being meek is super good
>>531023272>seiyuu is mega popularThen why isn't Orfevre number one?
fuck i'm already down to 60 TP recovery items
How good could silence Suzuka have been?
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>at least one poor guy is going to fail to get her and then whale another spark out of frustration just for this to happen
It's going to be a fun day.
>>531021847>play bourbon >finally win career>first 3 speed sparkI kneel my queen. Truly one of the best characters.
>>531025081Her unique helps with stamina reqs but I didn't get Maestro this run so it's fucking bricked.
man does this game have any good maguros
bourbon is autistic in the wrong way
is manhattan?
>>531024418how many skills do you have
I just got the Winning The Soul concert with Air Groove and her voice is perfect for it
>>531024837I love Tosen Jordan. She's one of the umas that reminds me I still have that youthful vigor that I thought I lost.
>>531025261goo goo gaa gaa
>>531020371It's not that hard to be f2p and competitive in this game. You just need to reroll for 5 copies of kitasan black from the initial pulls. Then get the 3 meta umas this year in a 10 pull each and your account is pretty much set to mlb every meta support as long as you buy the monthlies, value packs and double top ups + resets.
>>531025176Yoko is washed. Not even a singer in Afterglow.
>>531022028excuse you i've played limbus
>>531025226can't wait to delete my account and start over with reroll account haha
>>531019715Uninstall its not worth it
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This is what's going to happen on Wednesday.
>>531024869Or down syndrome
>>531025083vitiligo. Blackface?
>>531025284Nyo, but it will take awhile.
>>531022028unironically it cannot be worse than FGO
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>>531025332the latter half of this post seems to contradict the first half...
>>531024864Is this the same artist that did the "Cool JK girl to clingy borderline yandere wife" series?
Mejiro McQueen's pink butthole
How come only Haru Urara is the only one getting sent ryegrass? Does the EOP fanbase hate the other horses?
I have all EX trophies and will now grind G3 and the rest, but what do I do now? Try and create my own 9x sparks of stam/strength/speed?
>>531025332What are the odds of getting 5 Kitasan blacks from the initial rolls? That would take forever
>>531024421I dumped info on G1 races about 6 threads ago, want me to post it again?
>spooked by Opera O
>Don't get around to her
>Get her again today with a single roll
>Decide to try her out
>Win
>Win
>Hot spring ticket
>No failed trainings
>Total flawless victory in every capacity holy shit
>Closest I ever got to an A rank too
I guess she owns me now but it's ok because now I'm a full on believer.
>>531025350Sheโs one of my fav umas alongside Rudolph. That dance scene on the roof was really sweet
>>531025516sometimes they just throw you a juiced up competitor and fuck you even if you've got good stats
>>531025504Grass Wonder and Meisho Doto got more donations than Urara
>>531025498I donโt know, I just found the image under the umamama tag in pixiv, in japanese.
>>531024635>no Speed Star>no MaestroAIEEEEEEEEEEE ANOTHER VICTIM OF AN EARLY FAST LEARNER
Also too many dead turns where I had to either race or do a sub-optimal training because everyone kept fucking going into the speed room. If they actually went into other rooms I could have made this is a S if Wit was 1100+ and Power was a bit higher and I actually got Gold skills...
>>531025284did someone say maguro
Remember, Umas are weak to emotional damage. If they try to rape you, guilttrip then back
What is wrong with this dumb bitch? Do Lates need to balance speed and power with guts too?
>110 careers without a 3* spark
At least if I don't get a good amount of Kitasans I can comfortably reroll this account because clearly it's got a bad RNG seed
how do i get speed star reliably
>>531025516Itโs all about speed baby. Donโt concern yourself with any of that book nonsense.
whats the difference between pretty derby and cinderella gray
I finally understand why the nip artists draw DaiSca as a slut. Man this one's been through a lot of horsecock.
>>531025756it's speed power and stamina
they also need to pump enough wits to consistently proc their skills and navigate the course from the back
what's mayano's good end like
>>531025793>missing the pointanon, that was mid race with every opponents got halved the stats of mine.
>>531023043King Halo because you have to run every length race
>>531025007n-no!! the middle school girls are definitely romantically interested in me!!!
>>531025491Is it possible to save 30k gems in 2 months
August-September for Summer Maruzensky
October-November for Christmas Oguri
>>531025559Someone said its 1 in 5000. If you reroll 10 instances at a time that's 500 batches. Takes about 2-3 minutes per batch so it'll only takes 1500 minutes or 25 hours at most on average.
>>531025798there's no pretty in cingray
the "answer" to late surgers and end closers seems to always amount to
>train EVERY stat PERFECTLY
>>531025827Dasca's had 11+ babies since retirement. Let that sink in.
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>>531025798one's a derby that's pretty
the other's a gray cinderella
>>531025475Got $300 ready to spend next banner. No problem
>>531025332I know you're shitposting but it really isn't hard if you plan out your rolls well. A lot of players in jp basically only had kitasan as their mlb ssr for a long time and were still placing high in chanmi.
>>531025491So long for my wife Helios...
>>531025931>Is it possible to save 30k gems in 2 monthsdepends on the status of your account and what the 2 months are. I'm unsure on those 2 months because we don't know what the accelerated schedule will look like at that time, but if you have leftover gems to scrounge up at that time (like from earning trophies or watching stories) you might be able to make that work.
>>531025841Sheโs pretty cold but cares so trainer feels as if she deserves better because he doesnโt get that she cares since he canโt get a read on her
>>531025983NTA but all mine btw
>>531024382wait, susuka and week are half siblings?
most of the cast are half siblings?
sunday silence in when?
>>531025946>>531025559You don't need 5 Kitasan on reroll. 3 is enough. 4 if you're feeling like rerolling for hours. then get the last one from the spark.
>>531025845These are they/them's stats at the end of this shitty career where she died at the 3rd goal race. For some reason she always gets stuck in the inner track and held back by pacers late into the race and so can't proc her ult.
t. 2 day old trainer
>>531025756Late bitches need to inherit stamina from 2 parents. I dont want to deal with their crap without those
>>531025931No. F2P cannot chase meta. There's a reason why this game makes so much money in Japan.
What is considered a good pvp uma?
>>531025007seeing all the low IQ people look at the umas as sex partners disappoints me.
i guess this is why most men can't become teachers too.
>>531025979Yeah, pretty much
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Tracen is just a more direct legal process for trainers to get horse wives.
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Meeks...
>>531025798hype moments and aura
>>531024418how do you do something like this? when do you want to train vs go for races or do you always do g1 races and skip any training
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Hello I would like to transfer this onto my real account
>>531026150I like the one eating, who is she?
>>531026120>how far?unprotected sex
>>531025317I only recently noticed her during GolShi's campaign and like her a lot already.
>>531026231>Wasting your gacha luck early
>>531025540Yes, and farm 7+ pink sparks for every position, length, and field. With as many white sparks you can get.
>>531024382how does this work
was there like a line of trainers knocking on ji-san's door to get their horse fucked with champion sperm
Any advice on how I could improve this team?
No idea who I should train next and what swaps to make.
Thinking about a bunch of swaping is making my head spin so I need some advice.
>>531025798kitahara JOOOOOOONES
how come i cant pat/rub the girls like in other gacha games
why is BNW a team when BN and both extremely mean to W
>>531026092If you spark a copy that most likely means you're giving up on summer maru or xmas oguri. Maybe even both
>>531025792please respond.
>>531026297They pay. Top dollar by the way.
>>531026110How many active players are there in japan anyway?
>>531026046Does each character winning a trophy work or once for each account, theres barely any left for me. 107/143
>>531026274I love them so much in RTTT
>>531026120kissu
I just to give her a big hug and lots of cheek kisses after she runs a race
>>531026251Sol Badguy (horse)
>>531026297Anon, good horse semen is worth millions
>>531026115ones that can win, has lots of skills, and can activate them for bonus points
I didnt think it was possible
IS IT PROGRAMMED SO YOU CANT WIN RACES WITH MIHONO BOURBON???
>>531026390But you're going to need to do that most likely because you'll want SRs and potentially Super Creek at minimum
>>531026110Then what is the point of playing?
>>531026103You probably ran out of stamina
Either bring 2 stam cards or find some parent with a high level spark to compensate
>being attracted to beautiful horse girls isโฆ.LE BAD!!!!
Is there any other training games that are similar but not horses?
>>531026414it's 1 per account. they'll add more over time as well, like every Legend race adds 1 so we get a new one tomorrow and 4 more at the end of the month.
>year1 hopeful stakes
>number1 favorite, with my stats overshadowing their stats
>have a recovery skill, an acceleration, firm ground on scarlet
>17/18
how the fuck, i wanna spend a clock on this bullshit or atleast see the replay
>>531026297In some countries the regulatory bodies ban test tube foals. It's called "live cover"
>>531023021It's 0.75, stop watching grifters who just regurgitate outdated information.
>final Arima Kinen race
>been running her as Pace Chaser the whole time
>she just says fuck it and jumps out front from the start for some reason
>get worried she's going to tire out
>she never does, didn't get the rushed debuff, never even uses any stamina skills
>she lead fucking wire to wire and won by 5 lengths
Oguri is fucking insane
>>531026297they have a guy jack off the horse and then sell the cum to the highest bidder so other people can get the good race horse genes. you can only imagine how much cum a horse makes and how much is actually necessary to get a horse pregnant.
>>531026297ranches pay to arrange a breeding sesion and thats it, not complicated
well sometimes an owner believes he has the horse with the golden balls and doesn't accept any breeding outside the horses he owns, and a whole line gets born in house
also a lot of horses are constantly born, like all of them have half siblings from other champion stallions etc etc, most are kind of failures but not on a compelling way like urara so no one cares and some are born with diseases or fucked up from all the inbreeding and don't make it far
>ใฆใใชใชใชใช missing one member
who's the lucky guy
>>531026495it's programmed so that you need to play better than you currently are to win races with mihono bourbon.
>>531026652you got boxed early on and probably failed to trigger the skills on top of that.
Getting into the horse cum and mare piss trade and becoming ridiculously wealthy.
I had to skip all mile G1 races except the mandatory one. Probably should've just used a spark to do them but whatever.
>>531025176Because everything about Orfe is aimed at women to a huge degree.
>>531026447does shebecome available?
>>531026554I don't know man, enjoy raising horse girls? You must have some serious brain deficiency if you're seeking for pvp in a gacha game
>>531025504because nearly all of the other horses in the franchise are dead/not on retirement farms, anon
only the more recent batches of new umas are from modern gens and those are still in prime breeding age where they don't need poor little gaijin's money to feed a horse that costs 130 grand a jizz shot
>>531022216in hk chink shes translated to ่ฒดๅฉฆไบบ which is like a noble lady
>>531026115For team trial, just train them to the highest score possible for you, and give them a bunch of skills. eventually you'll have 9999 parfaits so winning would be trivial so the only way to gain higher score is by proccing a lot of skills.
For champion's meeting (monthly pvp) study the track and find the best skills/running strategy for it
first CM will be in this track, good luck
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>>531021502nyo... spent all my kita chan luck on a shitty simulator...
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>>531025798One is Pretty, and other is SEXY.
>>531026823forever NPC like happy meek
>>531026695yeah the inbreeding is fucked. if you look at the horses in the game on wikipedia, a lot of them have the same horse listed twice in the recent generations.
>>531026741Rice shower is like unstoppable , shes in another city during your race
>>531026103Neicha works best as a late so you don't need that much speed at that point in the career. Get more stamina and pump speed a bit later.
>>531026823No. She is one of the two boss uma of the next scenario.
>>531026713We already have an invite sent to an anon who requested to get in
In any case I'm starting to keep a better eye on people who aren't requesting shoes or playing the game much. Better to do some housecleaning now and hopefully build a bigger wall from Top 30 than to worry during the last week when all the other clubs are doing last minute rushes.
So is she Mexican, or Japanese?
>>531026676>>they have a guy jack off the horseI prefer the Mr. Hands method personally.
>>531026894>one of the actual good tomboy designs (ryan is trash)>gets put in the same NPC jail Happy Meek's ugly face is inGrim
i wish i was paid to jack off horses
do i just train everyone as a front runner/pace chaser to actually win careers like i heard JP did? Only winning a one or two a week is getting boring.
>>531025148I really liked her hot spring scene and how she just slowly becomes comfortable with talking even without her mask, it was really sweet just spending time with her like that
Sundayman and his consequences have been a disaster for the nip horse race
>>531022641Italian:
In medieval Italy, "Gentile" evolved to signify nobility, courtesy, and refinement.
>>531026092>from the sparkWhat spark? New accounts don't have 200 rolls.
>>531022767sounds like a good plot for a light novel
>>531026903the game seems accurate since my sparks indicate rampant incest and cloning
>>531027038latin american
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Go get em champ....
My the passing condor...
>>531027093from all the shit you can get in 2 weeks before the banner goes away
>>531027038white-bread kentucky girl
Is Tamamo Cross going to be meta?
Do you guys save the pink trainee scout tickets or just spend them as you get them?
I only got 22k carrots, am i gonna make it bros...
>>531026495You need good stamina/speed very early on if you want to succeed with her. Half of must races are long
>>531027047>ryan is trashshit taste
I want to be Dia-chan's meat dildo
>>531026980>>531026595Thanks anons. Sometimes I wish I could just give my horse (pronouns they/them) an M4 and be done with it
>>531026258we call that umapyoi here bro
>>531027154Pink draw tickets can be saved and count toward sparking. You can use it on all the F2P banners unlike the fixed pool tickets.
I can't decide who to choose with my SSR voucher so I've decided to go to each girls top rated girlbooru page and choose whoever has the best picture.
How much inbreeding is going on? Is that why the umas are all retarded?
>>531027047>one of the actual good tomboy designs (ryan is trash)Vodka is right there, dude
>>531027313>Is that why the umas are all retarded?No, that's because hors dumb.
>>531026819The fuck is Bodoque doing here
>>531027257Neither have I. Iโm thinking about Teio or Rudolf.
>>531027069don't neglect power as late surger/end closer
one important thing is you don't need that much speed to clear career
>>531027159just say no to drugs dood
Why are we collecting shoes whenever we win a Legend race
>>531027210She looks nothing like that ingame. Ingame she looks like an ugly boy with fucked up hair
>>531027370>He didn't know
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I am ready for the 3* wit spark. Give it to me.
Mihono ALWAYS LOSES
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
>>531027439without the shoes they are just an uma
>>531027335That statement was mostly to shit on Ryan's design
>>531023210main story yes, next ones are winning ticket then brian then suzuka into special week if I remember correctly
>>531027020career twice a day is okay r-right
>>531027373I've narrowed it down to these two as well.
>only good tomboy uma
>it's just Ryuko from KLK but horse
guess you can't improve perfection
>>531027475hello police help
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Iโm gonna fuck Haru Urara (real life)
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kusoge ass game
Telling Super Creek you're a big boy and too old to be doing baby play.
>>531027257I picked oguri but I think if it was about sex appeal with would be suzuka
>>531027642some farm stallion probably fucked her while she was AWOL
Every time Special Week isn't on-screen, the other characters should be asking, "Where's Spe?"
do NOT make fun of the face of the franchise
>>531027695That's a big no-no. Now wear the bib.
Do we get a horse selector on anni? I kinda just want to cash guarantee Seiun Sky or Summer Maruzensky that way
best uma to farm 3 star sparks with?
>>531027647noguri cap users get what they deserve
It's not right for Umas to date their trainers!
>>531027083>we've been Sundayman posting for nearly 4 years
Refrain yourselves from posting yuri.
special (read:retarded) week
>>531027858just the paid one I think?
>>531027852No one said anything about Gold Ship
how much does a difference of 25 speed make? I was just shy of 1200 when I finished my URA Finale but I have a bunch of speed skill only I don't know if all speed hard caps at 1200.
How did we winned so hard?
>>531026947I found triumphant pulse was a good safety net on bourbon. Will probably be less useful as supports get more uncapped.
>>531027038She's unironically a pure-blooded American born from Kentucky
>>531027859The one most suited to your goals. Compatibility, distance aptitudes, unique skills. You want to get 9* to cover all bases.
>>531028016>paidI'll buy it. $30 is small beans.
>you can date tazuna
Huh, I guess human to human relationship isn't frowned upon the academy?
Actually that makes more sense, dating of the playable umas for real would be kinda bad in-universe
El Condor Pasa is pure aryan with A10 eyes
>>531028071>not 5 starsit's over, it's too shameful, eos soon...
I think when you get an Uma to 5*, they should be able to run naked.
>>5310279405 months until the 4th Anniversary of the first sundayman post
>>531028125Should be cheaper in dollars, same price as buying 1500 karats.
>>531028145>he doesn't know
If any club that has free spots could add me, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also just looking for more friends in general, thanks!
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>>531028245amazing ass hair
>senior year
>800 skill points
>600+ wit
>still no recovery skills
bricked run
about to start this game
which horse has the biggest milk bags
cringe shower
reddit shower
crippled shower
>>531027409I can never get my stats that high...
>get better parentsI already do that. I already do every "advice" thats gets thrown around here. No matter what I try I can't get any wins on 90% of my umas. I see everyone here calling the URA "easy" but I can't through most careers. I've been playing since global launch and it just feels like I'm missing out on actually progressing...
>>531028303You got her for free at the start.
>>531028303the american for now.
>>531028172Before the umas even make it to the paddock she has already ran 5,000 simulated races in her mind
Bwos, am I dumb?
The secretary lady keeps telling me that one of my girl's attributes is lacking, but when I invest on it for the next race, I end up fucking up even harder.
I only won the URA thing with two of my girls (Bakushin and Suzuka), but most of them hardly reach the last two or three missions...
What am I doing wrong?
>>531027613My brother in tomboy love, Ace is indeed the platonic ideal of a tomboy, but the other tomboy umas are good too.
>>531028383And she threw 4'999 of them for fun.
>>531028354Roll some supports to get more lb ones.
how do you build longs? evenly, or do you focus on stamina cards?
frontrunners specifically but also i dont know the others either
>>531028354What do your deck look like?
Do you get all of your support card bond gauges up to orange by Summer 1?
>>531028146That's like saying Neo Universe is from wakanda
>>531028472I whale for she
>>531028050anyone? pls respond I don't know if I bricked my bakushin
Tazuna but she has bigger milkers
>>531028469I try to focus on speed, stam and wit
>>531028354>Befriend people with 8/9* sparks>Pump friendship early game then spam rainbows in the lategameIt's really not that hard
I bet El has some nasty diarrhea
>>531028391>What am I doing wrong?You lack the big three
>>531028539Depends on what you wanna do with her
>>531028391The secretary lady keeps telling me that my horse lacks GUTS but I know all her internal organs are in there.
Daitaku Helios is supposed to be a gyaru, right? why did the localizers decide to translate gyaru speech patterns as western zoomer "bussin no cap frfr" speak? I've never seen them equated like that before.
>>531028354I don't know what to say. My cards and parents are nothing special either. I suggest using kiryuin so you don't get dunked around by mood downs.
>>531028539>>531028050Stats is hard capped before you race, but during race your skills can help you go past your speed cap.
For example, the green skills add a flat stats boost that go beyond the cap if you can get them to proc.
I ended up choosing Silent Suzuki
>>531028472>>531028528Hishi Akebono reminded me of a certain big girl from idolmaster collab in GBF years ago
>>531028660Same reason they make kansai dialect into a Boston accent.
>>531027475How do you play goo goo babies with your life on the line..?
>>531028627sprints pvp, 1176/550/638/318/733, no recovery, all yellow skills
i purposefully lose urara runs for lore reasons
>>531028354Your deck bruv?
>>531028717because she is voiced by kirari too
>>531028660because gyaru speak and zoomer speak are basically the same thing, only difference is that you can understand the later
Did RL Teio stupidly break their undefeated streak with a long race too? (animu s2)
>>531028738You don't consent, she'll googoo you while raping you dry/halfdead I guess
>>531028738If (you) break character then she rips your innards out.
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>>531028382What's Angela from limbus company doing here
Trying runs with Urara for dirt races, how exactly are you supposed to play her?
>>531028694phew, thanks for confirming
I want to breed this granny
>>531027220I wish I could give your head (the pronouns was/were)
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when are we getting her
>>531028583I don't always get rainbows on the stats that I need. I'll take several speed rainbows then never get a stam one and lose by not having enough stamina.
>>531028660they can't really translate it unless they just made her speak in half japanese, it was already somewhat gibberish english in the first place
>>531028914Deck issue
Don't run 5 spd cards + creek
what's the highest pvp class right now? is it 6? How strong are the umas up there, I can only seem to browse within my class..
>>531025372Limbus is probably the most generous gacha out there with the crate system
>>531028660It's not just that she's a gyaru. She's on some other incomprehensible level so they went with zoomer speak since it is pretty close to incomprehensible.
>>531028717Lots of early Uma is inspired by CGmas.
>>531028906At least 3 years
That was fun.
The King Halo's story transitioning between the different race lengths like that somehow made the training sessions feel a lot more intense with needing to time the training of each stat specifically for the timing of the next race, and a nice change of pace from your more standard career scenarios.
>>531028772You keep failing with that in URA or what?
>>531028391the game isn't omnipotent, it's giving you 1 potential reason you're failing when there's probably many reasons. it also doesn't know where the balance issues are, like guts is pretty weak right now and they buff it in the future.
>>531028814Hot. I'm on board.
>>531028821AIIIEEEEEEE OGURI HELP ME
>>531029074you are homosexual
>>531028860Passionate handholding anal sex with this boy
>>531028717guess who voices her
>>531029072no I just got my shit kicked in for pvp so I went out of my way to make her fast as possible without needing recovery.
>>531028974Maybe if all my stam umas didn't hang out on guts the entire career I'd get enough stam rainbows. I've messed with 3/3 4/2 and it seems to continually happen.
>>531028660She speaks in incomprehensible paint-huffer speak in Japanese.
>>531028807how did the gyarus manage to create a completely new language.. I thought they were dumb sexcrazed hags
>>531029180no fucking way
How do I like Tachyon without being mistaken for a tumblr user?
>>531028810teio got an injury and couldn't run in kikkasho
>>531028792>>531029037>>531029180Cygames is not trying to be subtle at all huh
>>531029185Mhm, your's looking a lot better than mine and she's doing okayish in pvp. There is always some rng involved
>>531029024>most generous>have to grind the same shitty mode for hours daily if you want to get most units>and you HAVE to buy passu otherwise you won't get as much crates>and there's also limited shit
>>531028991it's 5, and most people cycle between falling to 4 one week then jumping to 5 the next one
>>531029262the original producer for the franchise was an imasP
>>531029262cygames worked on that game too though didn't they
>>531028660>why did the localizers decide to translate gyaru speech patterns as western zoomer "bussin no cap frfr" speak?it's extremely simple:
In Japanese, Daitaku speaks in an extremely youthful modern slang that older people will not understand at all, and the cast occasionally get confused or annoyed because she uses lots of slang buzzwords that don't give her sentences true meaning
In English, Daitaku speaks in an extremely youthful modern slang that older people will not understand at all, and the cast occasionally get confused or annoyed because she uses lots of slang buzzwords that don't give her sentences true meaning
there's no better way to translate it than zoomer speak. they could have invented a made up fake "youthful slang" but it wouldn't give the same reaction because you wouldn't be able to vaguely recognize it. they translated it this way because it makes you have the exact same reaction Japanese players have.
>>531029024Yeah but it's a tedious piece of shit with awful "endgame" modes.
Bro question, do I need a support card for a stat if my character already has a 20% bonus in that stat? For example, I want to build Tachyon with at least 800/800/700/350/350. She has stat bonuses in Speed and Guts. But a medium runner like Winning Ticket has a 20% stat bonus in Power, so does that mean she doesn't need a Power support card? Since Tachyon doesn't have a bonus in Power, does she need a Power support card to make up for it?
>>531029374sorry to say but tazuna is an u
>>531029374but anon that's a
Are the girls in this game for (You) or is it yurislop?
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>>531020895see you in 3 days and 16 hrs
>>531029374I love hUMAn wome
You'll end up with Tazuna, if you fail your run. Be warned!
>0 rainbow friendship training in summer
>>531029439yurishit is exclusive to the first 3 seasons of the anime, this game is for straight people since female trainers are not canon
>>531029374>ningen womanyou fool
>>531029374I'm suspicious of any "human" wearing a hat.
>>531029374I like that going on dates with her is a reliable alternative to rest RNG
>>531029564female trainers are canon albeit
>>531029352nah cygames always reused their VA from their other projects
i think the original P only influenced milimas seiyuu like machico, tadokoro, and takamina
>>531029564So skip the first 3 seasons then?
>>531029374>FB_IMG>retarded post
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>Ohhhh abububu never train guts!
>Don't train it
>Get railed for the first time ever
What the fuck are you guys smoking?
>>531020939not if i breed her first
>>531029187you better be picking stam even with no rainbows during summer if you're gonna bitch about rng forcing you not to have stam.
>>531029642you can watch RTTT, the movie, or CG then if you hate yuri so much
>>531029579>deletedthey're silencing the truth...
>>531029651Umas are not for lewding. Too much lewding and Cygames will have to shut the game down.
Ugh, I can't help but have the biggest boner every time I run Super Creek career... why the fuck do they say to not make porn of these girls when my dick is THIS HARD for Super Creek
>>5310294161000 spd or 1200 spd with the same deck and luck.
you could try to trade away some spd to be more balanced, but you only need enough stam/guts and power. overdoing it does nothing.
speed, wit and skills are the only difference makers.
How do i make my golshi less retarded and stop getting boxed in at the end of races
>>531029416it's usually better to double down. get 20% more of something you plan on clicking a lot. that 20% is useless if you're clicking the things getting rainbow training because you have cards on them, and the rainbow training is useless if you're clicking the 20% bonus that can't get rainbows.
>>531029651Even with global taking off, I can see Cygames shutting down global if the JP side starts complaining.
>>531029692That's what I needed to hear. Tired of everyone saying 'just take the rainbow training' when clearly you need to take whatever stat is the weakest link.
>el condor pasa with mask on has no problems showing pda
>mask off gets super embarrassed with hand holding
>>531029776ahahaha no. it was about swimsuits and other ecchi stuff but not obvious NFSW.
>>531029564I'm not canon? Thought itd be like gbf where i have an avatar but haven't bothered changing. Technically still a female trainer tho
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She is so cute
>>531029802>less retardedliterally more wit
>deleted
holy shit, "they" are monitoring the threads..
>docs say STAMINA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPEED
>doesn't say what ratio they should be in
>oh btw just reach these numbers lol
ngiger
>>531029416You get supports for the stats you want to train or for specific skills/events. If you're not going to put stacks on Power training, then the only training purpose of your Power card would be friendship training during summer camps if you're lucky. Depending on its skills/events and what other options you have, that may be worth it or it may not. The better option would probably be a speed card that gives power bonus (like the upcoming Kitasan Black 1+LB) and power sparks.
>>531029883it was a joke, female trainers even get different dialogue for certain umas
>>531029651i mean its not even exclusively to uma, it's called common sense to not post R18 shit on public forums
>>531029904I refuse to believe it is 1/5. Clearly guts/wit has a higher weighting than the good skills
>>531029904desire sensor too stronk, just slog through 50+ careers first and let it happen naturally
>>531029579THEY FUCKING GOT HIM
>>531028494ORE NO AIBA GA
https://youtu.be/9dYKrCVWWgc
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>>531029658Nothing personnel
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she keeps randomly losing g2s and g3s along the way REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531028660if they translate it 1 to 1 you might need to start learning japanese, her dialogue was ultra jap humor
the localization was unironically pretty good to make you understand her character in english
>>531030001i alluded to not *actually* being fem
>>531029998No fucking joke, I've had guts and wit rolls 4 times in a row.
>>531029957>needing them to tell you the ratio when the end goal number is right in front of you
scrump clear your follower list nigga
>comfy winning career run with Grass
>kusoge decides to brick my finals race by putting me in the inner bracket (prime BOXED position) with M*ruzensky as one of the other runners
>either end up blocked or cucked by the hag
HATE HATE HATE HATE
>>531028660literal translations are ass
you need to translate the same vibe
>>531028730Boston/New York accent is a better choice for Kansai than southern
weird that the current roster is a fraction of a fraction of what JP has as of now
>>531029681Enjoy your STDs anon. That pussy is looser than Sleipnir himself.
>>531030152no lol, told you to stop rerolling
>>531029986til. I got in the habit of rushing careers to mlb spec in time and hoard carats. Will eventually not skip
>>531029904it's insane how consistent this is
It's like when you hit 600 on the key 3 stats it triggers a flag that raises the guts/wit chances
>>531030080only race in g1s
I just slapped Haru Ulala for losing the race
>>531030260not even her father hit her...
>>531029957bwo... you need more wit to calc percentages...
I want to roll for kitasan now
I need to know if I have to reroll
>>531030030i find myself listening to this guy's cover of the song alot more than the actual one, it's great
>>531029776stop posting this utter fanfiction. the IP has been getting porn for 5 years. the horse owners are getting more money than ever on royalties now. literally 0 of them will say "oh no my income is far greater than before, time to remove the source of my income out of spite after 5 years of all benefits and no downsides".
again, you are parroting fanfiction with no factual basis. the IP is 5 years old and exactly 0 owners have pulled their permission, it does not happen.
>>531019115 (OP)Does this game have any codes or no?
>>531030286I am her father now
>>531029374>humanThat's a horsegirl posing as a human, anon. The director too.
>t. global peasant who figured it out since the tutorial
Haru urara more like pinktard lol
>>531030260I'mma slap your brain with a bullet nigga
>>531028660she uses incomprehensible zoomer slang in JP -> she uses incomprehensible zoomer slang in EN
this translation/localization is a godsend by modern standards and you're just whining at this point, ultra-literal translation with 1000 autistic TL notes doesn't fly outside of anime fansubs
Breaking m*ruzenky's legs with a steel pipe
>>531030341yes but you gotta buy the CDs and DVDs for codes
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>>531030234What I don't understand is why the highest stats can't be weighted. That's literally how breeding works IRL.
>>531030025>just slog through 50+ careers first and let it happen naturallyLol. Lmao even.
the "literal translations are bad" people have arrived, i see.
Why would an uma pretend to be a ningen...
How good is 9* TURF exactly?
pouring recently brewed coffee on top of Teio's head
Wow she finally did it.....
>>531029957look at the top ranks in pvp and just copy their builds. 90% of them have 600 stam + 2 gold recovery skills for medium and 800 stam + 2 gold recovery skills for long. this is the #1 on the leaderboard's long mcqueen right now.
>>53103018028 playable characters vs 115
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>>531030080>trying to clear that triple crown achievement with Tachyon since her goals already cover it>Manhattan keeps assassinating my attempts and making her place 2nd on the last crownS-she's strong...
>>531030445they are if youre not autistic
>>531030463Not as good as fucking your mom last night
>>531030080g2 and g3 are pointless
>>531030445There is literally nothing wrong with translating Japanese zoomer slang as English zoomer slang.
>>531030569I'd slap that on a shirt
>>531030501>just get 700 in 4 stats lmaofucking HOW retard???
Can you currently earn any Umas beyond the 1 free 3* ticket you get?
>>531030249>>531030596not enough g1s for the 25 wins cheevo
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>>531030434this game is a roguelike. too many elements that remove rng destroys the entire concept. you are supposed to have normal runs and rarely get the god run that makes you lose your mind in joy, if every run was the "perfect run" they would all be dreadfully boring.
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>>531030448Why would a trainer hide his past and true occupation?
>>531029904I have five Gold Ship sitting with between 1100-800 Speed/Stamina/Power and all of them only managed to get one 2* wit and one 2* speed. Just realize it takes time and a lot of runs.
Cafรฉ's long front bang must be snipped off.
>>531030729Trainer is an out of shape c*ck
>>531030445because they are, glorious nihonese and english are too different for you to directly translate without things coming out comically dry and borderline incomprehensible. It's a different situation if you're watching an anime super heavy in japanese-culture-specific references with a lot of TL notes or something since that can be interesting in it's own way, but for a large scale product like this it makes no fucking sense
>>531030323I will keep posting it cause it's a good meme.
>>531030629max spark parents and good run luck
>>531030629By having 4 LB support cards, that should be obvious. But that anon is also dumb for giving the worst example ever
If I left my clan, could I join one of your guys? I only have 17 mil fans.
>>531030717>the game is meant to be shit on purposeBattered wife moment
>>531030445by all means explain why it makes sense to translate something in a way where the intended audience can't actually understand it or even get the same general vibe the original media gave off. you can't, you're a contrarian.
>>531030717I have played a bunch of roguelikes but I don't know of a single one where you can't force a win with knowledge and strategy.
>>531030341It does
there's actually a code you can input that activates a dialogue when you use the shortcut: Alt+F4
>>531030249>>531030596Just trying to get the 30 wins achievement for the carats.
>>531030812being able to force wins applies here too
Yeah i'll train King Halo wants I have more uncapped support cards.
>>531030630that's what pulling on the uma banner does
>>531030812even slay the spire isn't 100% consistent for the best players
>>531030906Won't change anything. Her mother is right about her
bakushin almost won her spring s
she didnt trigger her unique...
why do none of the umas want to be sprinters? i feel so bad...
>Never even knew you could fail the power check for the carrot planting event until anons talked about it, it hardly even appears and I've only ever succeeded it when it does>Fail it for the first time while making a frontrunner Rice JobberI fucking swear; Cygames has unironically fucked with her RNG to make her bad luck real.
>>531030906>wants I have moreWhat the fuck, illiterate-anon.
>>531030812well you clearly don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Slay The Spire is one of the top roguelikes, and not even the best players in the world can achieve 100% winrate on the high difficulties.
This game is fucking trivially easy, it has metaprogression that makes campaigns 100% winnable within days of account creation if they're not already 100% winnable by default (they might be)
>>531030620This could be you and I.
So let me get this straight, you as the "trainer" are supposed to be in your mid thirties and you're shipping yourself with high school girls??
>>531030445look, if you translate helios' speech literally you'd just get stilted english because the way jap letters work is different
trust me on this one, i've complained about a lot of priconne's retarded localization but this one is actually okay
>>531030889Not really when the objective isn't to win the game but what comes afterwards. It's fucking frustrating when you're trying to get a 3* train going but every time you fail it doesn't bring you any closer to success. Except of course with the slight benefit of getting more gems and money to get small upgrades.
>>531030813rofl
+100 internets
don't forget to delete system32 XD
>>531031012sprints are the baby tier of horse races. All the big boy races are medium and long
>>531031062they put on the wedding dress themselves?
>>531030629us f2p scrubs might get close after we blow our loads rolling for kita and getting some SR copies
>>531030807no you don't understand having to do research to understand what makes a joke funny or whatever weird quirk of japanese is supposed to convey a character's tone which there's no english equivalent to really makes things work
>>531031098calm down Helios
>>531030919>>531031060Damn, looks like I already wore it.
>>531031057>>531030937Well I haven't played slay the spire. I've mostly played nethack, CDDA, urw, Noita and Qud.
>>531030801maybe work on your reading comprehension, you failed to understand the post you replied to.
Cool game you got here, umabros.
https://files.catbox.moe/j1w4dw.mp4
>>531030736>slender bodyuoh
>>531031062Nyo, your only job is not resisting when they ask for it.
>>531031179Maybe if Helios was turning 33 this year
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>this nigga got on a multi page debate about how power doesn't matter for frontrunners
What do you think, anons? Is he right?
>>531031062>shipI'm just here to train and lead them to victory to further my career and add more money to my retirement savings.. and pray that I don't get raped
HOLY SHIT! I'm glad that's over.
>>531031309>1.6What the fuck happened?
Didn't pick it up because everything after p5 has been shit, especially royal
>>531031083I agree it should be easier to force sparks but I feel like it's something you're supposed to approach more as a long term goal than something to immediately push towards. Plenty of modern roguelites have things you need to unlock over tens or hundreds of runs so something like this really isn't too far from the norm
>>531031298It matters for front runners, you need some acceleration to get ahead of the pack. If you get left behind, it can cost you the race. But it matters far less than speed and wit imo, and endurance if you're doing longs
>>531031062theyre presenting as high school girls, but technically RL race horses only have a lifetime of like 3 years. So... you start getting into age and its all timey wimey bullshit
>>531031309They intentionally put the global on milking mode to try to scam as much money as possible and then close it in less than a year. Game deserves to die pennyless.
>>531031370Ramp up the schedule without ramping up the gibs.
Think uma but if we didn't get another SSR ticket and 1500 jims.
>>531031298if power doesn't matter, how come all essential niger skills are acceleration related?
>>531031239That image made my dick twitch
>>531031202Honestly. Are we getting official merchandise?
>>531031298>acceleration doesn't matter for the type of umas that need to desperately accelerate faster or they die and passed on the final straightHmmmm, nyes, very sound logic
>>531031298The bakushin method has been a huge detriment for teaching people how to train an uma
>>531031298without power, they won't be able to reach their top speed in the final stretch if it's a short track.
>>531031170that's the best part, in this case it's not even like replacing an untranslatable joke with a new joke instead of trying to make a similar one work. if you translated her dialogue literally her character no longer makes sense on any level, it would be utterly incomprehensible and none of her scenes would work.
>>531031370it's literally P5R with a bunch of horrendous gacha mechanics being shoved down your throat and worse writing
>>531031404There's a reroll spark mechanic on jp servers apparently, I don't understand why they can't introduce it to global.
>>531031484Not if you're a burger!
>>531031062maruzensky is probably as old as my mom
>Urara has an event for winning arima kinen
alright...I'll farm for turf and long spark...
>>531031502>it would be utterly incomprehensibleThat's frankly how I feel with 95% of her lines anyway if they aren't just shouting ใใใผใ.
>>531031062Yes
I'm specifically waiting for Nishino
all clubs are full... is over
How come I can't file a restraining order against super creek?
>>531031484they could release the sans energy drinks for burgers but I highly doubt it would do well
>>531031062trainers are a psyop by the ningen government to keep umas docile and happy. if it weren't for trainers keeping them happy, fed and pregnant, umas could easily topple the government and establish their own uma-centric government.
>>531031062based, nothing is better than prime JK horse girls
>>531031636Because babies are cared for by their mommies.
>>531031502yeah that's something I really like about this translation, things aren't being translated directly because it just doesn't work that way but there's clearly a lot of effort being put forth to communicate the same character and tone that the original japanese had rather than adding/replacing traits like a lot of localization does. There's clearly loads of effort being put into keeping the translation quality so it's insane seeing people complain about it
Where can you see which umas you haven't done a career for yet?
>>531031489They don't need to accelerate though, just maintain speed
>>531028807Gyaru's probably closer to valley girl shit, but the retarded failed writer trannylators don't know anything other than the "dialect" of "urban youth", so they can't do anything other than niggerify and kikeify everything they (((localize)))
>>531030609>ayo bix nood fried chickkun muhfuhgga?>Ongcap y'gnaw'm'sayin' y'all rizzg'yatt'bussin'Stupid broccoli-headed wigger
>>531030807>no, you see, us subhumans are the intended (((modern audience))) for everything, which is why we need (((localizations))) and yellow paint slapped on everythingOr maybe we can just disregard the opinions and needs of subhuman retards.
Anyone else just keep training one uma until they win the uma finale???
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>>531031702You say that like every world leader isn't actually just an uma wearing a hat
>>531031404essentially this
>>531031529You don't understand because you don't ask. Global is the same game with minor QOL fixes and a translation, starting from the base game and moving quickly through the old content. They can't just copy paste a 2025 event into the 2021 version of the game, which we are currently playing. We will get the spark improvement events when we reach the part in the timeline when the first one exists.
It's not a reroll either for the record, you earn the ability to just +1 a spark on a unit. So if you have a 2 speed unit you can make it +3, same for the pink and green sparks. It's multiple uses per event as well, so you can easily make several 3 star units the first time the event comes. Until then, actually play the game, you won't enjoy it more once you lose a major source of motivation for playing.
>>531031803i did that with haru but mostly because I don't really care about any other uma
>>531030772I miss when shit came with gratuitous TL notes
Haven't really watched much anime after since like 2018, but considering all the fansubbings sites I used to go to are dead, I'm not very hopeful for the fansubbing scene.
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>>531031786>braindead poltardisms from someone who clearly doesn't know japanese and just wants to whine about culture war garbageit all makes sense now
>>531031370Global version is less f2p friendly. In other versions characters are added to the standard banner right after their banner ends. Global had a post saying that they would not be available immediately but in a future patch (no eta).
They also took away soft pity from the banners.
>>531028050I can almost guarantee you that if you need to ask this question, then your Bakashin doesn't have enough Stam and that's gonna be her failure point in pvp anyway. Ignoring stam works in career because all umas get +400 to everything other than wit, but once you leave career, that means every veteran is now 400 stam short of where they used to be.
>>531031803This until everyone gets MLB Kitasan and beats URA in one attempt.
>>531031803That's ineffective, you need to pump out better parents first in order to make the training of your favorite umas more efficient.
>watch the anime
>haha special is generically cute
>play the game
>HAHA SPECHAN, YOU'RE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE
>>531031298isn't this the retard that's makes those dogshit advice threads on the grok site?
>>531031601But you understand she's speaking zoomer speak at least, which is the same thing the average JP player was meant to grasp. If instead she was saying shit like "The chicken party now, let us commence please trainer-san!" you wouldn't even be able to reverse translate it to figure out what she was originally trying to say, let alone what the phrase means in context of Japanese Gyaru engrish slang.
>>531031781No, they need to accelerate twice at minimum.
Once out of the gate to the front of the pack which is why ๅฐๅบใ is such a core skill, and at the start of the final spurt as they move from INT-Target Speed to Speed-Target Speed.
>>531031529it seems like they're introducing QoL as it came out in the japanese schedule since it's part of the game's progression and they want to preserve the original experience as best they can. at least they've added some minor things like pity on the first event's bingo system to clean up the completely bullshit mechanics
This game is surprisingly addicting, I can't stop myself from going "ok just one more career"
So much friendship point grinding to do. Is the urara card decent, or are the stars the only thing really worthwhile?
>>531031950>just make better parents!!!>but you have to wins URA finale to make good parents!um ok
>>531031910Global continues to be the second class citizen in gacha
I'm straight up autoing through Nikke until another shitty anni happens or we get even a fraction of what CN got, which I know deep inside isn't happening.
>>531030445It's prime time in SEA so that's not surprising.
>>531031998cute girlfriends
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>>531031805Because she is
>>531032049Urara card is a very good welfare once they actually fix guts.
>>531024991If you can't meet the stam requirements to run pace set her strategy to late for the long race even if you have bad aptitude, works for me
It's very rough getting all the stam needed in time for the last race without good cards
Wit does nothing to help her unique to activate you just have to pray
The trigger conditions are strict right now but will be changed to be easier to activate when we get the 1st year anniversary patch I believe
>>531031835We do have a reroll mechanic though, you know the one where you spend TP or ninjin or get a reroll from pass or event.
please post successful urara runs idk wtf im doing
>>531028660>>531029395I wonder how they'll do someone like Jordan, who is more sterotypical 2000s gyaru, City, a model type gyaru, and Loves, who's a livestreamer. I can't imagine them going with the same zoomer talk all the time.
>>531031786go put ใกใณใใฌใใใใใฆใใผin google translate and show me if it makes any sense blud
>>531031370>backloaded a lot of the early rewards u get hoping ppl will pay>level 30 cap at first palace boss so ppl will refill stamina n grind or wait a few days to continue story>non limited character not going to standard pool or at a much later day>gimped gifts although schedule is accelerated n many more
>>531031871basically everything is just on nyaa now, although we've unfortunately moved past the era of fansubs with explanatory fansubs nowadays; at least they're still more accurate than whatever crunchyroll shits out when groups bother to make them
>>531031890>doesn't know japaneseNeither do they.
>culture war garbage>t. trannylator defense force faggot mad that it turned into a "war" where people oppose them instead of the unopposed cultural vandalism they hoped forDon't you have some asscreed to play?
this is why i don't argue with rewrite sympathizers.
happy holidays and enjoy your jelly donuts.
>>531032101>>531031805why are her ears green
>>531032118Loves speaks completely normally though.
>>531032154"they" aren't handling this translation though, it's obviously being held down very firmly by cygames and you just want to aimlessly bitch
>>531031803I spent the past two weeks doing that with Creek
>>531030445ใใใ - Sorry
ในใซใผใฌใใ - Scarlet
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ใใชใฃใกใใฃใฆ - Having become late (for you), and (I) regretfully/unintentionally ended up that way!
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>Sorry! Scarlett, (I) ended up becoming late (for you), and I feel bad/regretful about it (it happened unintentionally)!Less verbose version but still literal?
>Sorry! Scarlet, done ended up late!or would you rather have actual english
>Sorry I'm late. Scarlet!
>asscreed out of nowhere
jesas
>>531031737it's as simple as tiny brained people that can't understand context. they see zoomer speak and all context and thought leaves their brain, it just becomes "zoomer speak bad, this bad". they cannot fathom the idea that it's a good translation exactly because it's zoomer speak and JP bros that hate zoomers react negatively too.
it's the weeb equivalent of people that get upset when a character isn't a good person by irl standards, so they have to rush to condemn the character instead of understanding "wait, this character is flawed on purpose, their personality drives the conflict of the plot and the media is not advocating for this behavior to be ok just because it exists in the media".
>>531032191at least its not silly like nice natureโs
>>531032158If there was justice in the world, the argument would start on the roof and end at the ground floor.
>>531032256Any (((localization))) trying to push that fucking wigger "music" "stan" shit in place of Oshi and other idol culture mainstays should be fucking mocked and the vandals flayed alive.
>>531031890I can understand Japanese. That was an awful translation.
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>22 wins with 5 races left
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>>531031062>you're shipping yourself with high school girls??Mayano Top Gun forces herself on me every day, I would say rape but you can't rape the willing.
>>531032393I'm not talking about his unrelated screencap it's pretty blatantly the standard californian bullshit, I'm talking about the TL of the actual game the general is for
>>531031786>>Gyaru's probably closer to valley girl shitYou have absolutely no idea what you are talking about on any level. the character isn't even out yet, but I've read several Helios scenes where Trainer-san clearly doesn't understand what she is saying and questions what she means. This is untranslatable if you just give her a valley girl tone, because valley girls don't have an entire dialect of words that normal people don't understand.
There's not a single line in the script for Uma Musume that was translated as some edgy flavor-slammed line like in your image. You might as well say all dogs are dangerous and point at a rottweiler to convince us that chihuahua will murder our children.
>Or maybe we can just disregard the opinions and needs of subhuman retards.Or maybe you can fuck off because the translation exists for the normal people that make you seethe just by existing. If you had a job maybe you could comprehend why they are translating it. If you touched grass maybe you wouldn't so violently seethe over other people existing.
>>531031221https://litter.catbox.moe/ihsn9w2oohhwmjnp.mkv
It's pretty cool
>>531032049She's the best general use guts until orfevre (year 3 in jp). No skills but at this point it doesn't really matter.
utoken descara ha ha ha ha ha
>>531032524>>531032609There is NO excuse for pushing that "Stan" shit just because some wigger used it in a song. It is NOT a replacement for Oshi or idol culture, yet it's used several times in this game because the usual suspects managed to sneak it in as they constantly try to push it in everything.
And explain pic related, then. It's apparently impossible to just have random japspeak/references, yet here they are putting tacospeak in the sentences when she didn't even fucking use any. She fucking said "bueno" once when she showed up, yet half her fucking dialogue for the rest of the conversation is beaner-babble. So Japanese in the Japanese-made game is verbotten, yet even more of this thirdie third language, which is neither the source language nor the target "translated" language gets added on.
>>531032191it's called clothing
>>531030920Ok but nothing that I can do if I wanna save carats for kitasan?
>>531031996They've said they want to make sure QoL comes timely and might get backported sooner than it originally did, the bingo pity is a perfect example and we'll get more like that. But major events aren't QoL at all, and that's what we're talking about with the Tachyon event.
>>531033174>The bingo pityWell thank fuck they backported that.
I hit pity on the bingo cards three separate times.
>>531033258I would have dropped the game if the bingo had no pity and I racked up 50+ rolls without getting the Spe card
>>531032118City is already in game with dialogue, she speaks essentially normally just like she did in JP. Loves will surely also speak normally like she does in JP. Jordan has a scene cameo with Gold Ship's SSR and seemed to speak normally too in the little we got, at the least she's not going to be Helios 2 (and she wasn't in JP either). Helios was pretty unique in that her being an insanely incomprehensible trendy party girl was her defining character trait.
>>531032158Nothing got rewritten baka. It's not a rewrite to correctly translate something to preserve the intent and meaning the author wanted the reader to experience, which is what Helios got.
The closest I've noticed to a """rewrite""" is the odd choice of "goo goo babies" as a translation for engaging in baby talk, but I'm guessing they wanted to avoid it sounding like fetish play. Given the memetic status of "goo goo babies" as a phrase I'd say it worked out in their favor, IPs like this live and die on memes and "goo goo babies" is funny.
Name your favorite uma quick or they will get a new trainer.
>>531031249I mean Helios was racing in the 80s
>>531033738>they wanted to avoid it sounding like fetish playThey failed.
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>>531032191she's wearing ear-warmers on them, you can see the stitch line clearly in the animated screenshot and vaguely on the sprite. Now, Ines I'm unsure on but I'm guessing it's just the odd choice to have an ear-warmer on only 1 ear.
>>531032998I think her luchadore schtick is cute and funny
>>531034170Yeah, but there's a fine line between translating her quirkiness and rewriting it to be flanderization.
>>531034342Would you (pronouns they/them) be satisfied if there was more culturally distinct language among the rest of the horses?
>>531034007Ines has freckles but it's very subtle.
Can someone post the original text and the translation so I can read it for myself and make up my mind already.
>>531031221https://files.catbox.moe/xcnn5y.mp4
Testing.
>>531034450Are you retarded? She was speaking Japanese in that line. You can fucking hear her speaking Japanese. Instead, they rewrote it as tacobabble.
Now, are they supposed to be translating to fucking tacobabble? No! So why the fuck is it there? She didn't fucking say that and it's not even a translation or localization because it's in the wrong fucking language!
The "people" responsible are monkeys who swing from trees and not in the way they should.
>>531032998>the usual suspects managed to sneak it in as they constantly try to push it in everything.Your conspiracy theory nonsense doesn't hold any water, there is no coordinated evil group translating every IP at once.
>There is NO excuse for pushing that "Stan" shit just because some wigger used it in a song.No it's a perfectly acceptable translation actually, because unlike Oshi the majority of the target audience actually understands what a Stan is. You are out of touch and seethe impotently, while the translation accomplishes exactly what it intends to for the target audience, giving them an understanding of the media.
>It's apparently impossible to just have random japspeak/references, yet here they are putting tacospeak in the sentences when she didn't even fucking use any.Because you el stupido. Like pic related, Spanish is deeply tied to "masked wrestler" culture in English media. English speakers in recent generations almost universally grew up with this trope, just like Japanese people these days grow up with Engrish. The translators even go out of the way to have her do the stereotypical foreigner speech pattern of saying something in their native language, and then saying what it means. You don't need to already know what Hasta Luego means, because the character then immediately tells you it means "See you later".
>yet half her fucking dialogue for the rest of the conversation is beaner-babble. Do you seethe this hard when Japanese media uses Engrish, or is your hatred fueled solely by racism alone? It's funny someone this afraid of foreigners is even into weebshit, you don't cower in fear when you hear Japanese?
>>531034993Judging from your verbiage I speculate that you are in your late 20's to mid 30's
>>531034993Rewrites pass as localizations these days, I found that out after letting my nephew play my JRPGs in English after I had already beat them in Japanese.
If I'm understanding this correctly, the game loop revolves around leveling up specific sparks to pass on in your breeding program?
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>>531034993It's a fine translation, because anyone native to English can understand it. The goal of a translation is to allow the new target audience to understand and enjoy something, not to be as literal as possible arbitrarily. I can think of a dozen different media properties like pic related that strongly tie masked wrestling culture and light spanish together in the English culture viewpoint, Uma Musume uses no Spanish above the level of Mucha Lucha which is perfectly understandable to English-speaking 5 year olds. Do you have less comprehension than a 5 year old?
>>531035478That's 1 long term grind available to you yeah. As a trainer, breeding to train better future generations is a really satisfying path to long term replayability, past some people getting frustrated at how it can be annoying early on when rare drops can have a significant impact on your grinding tempo.
I want to murder Taiki. Glue factory is too good for this retard.
>fails a 1%
>refuses to recover from practice poor for 2 turns
>immediately goes mood down after recovering
>keeps losing random shit that should be easy clears that I've done hundreds of times
>>531033738I'm with the other anon, but honestly I think there's no way to make that kind of situation not seem a little bit fetishy regardless of the language because toreena-san is a grown-ish adult engaging with it
Is there a page to see which races my horse has to do? I bough a lot of mile skilla for Daiwa and then bitch switched to medium
Anon told me trannylators removed "master" from Bourbon's lines.
>>531035831essentially yeah. they went with a meme-worthy name which I think gives the game better flavor anyway.
>>531035795Taiki isn't responsible for you pushing her past her limits anon. Don't take risks if you'll seethe at a consequence the game is upfront about the possibility of.
>>531035897Click the banner at the top with the word Goals on it. It's available before selecting a campaign too so you can check it and give them sparks that help with their goals in advance.
>>531035950the context doesn't work the same way, English speakers would think of it as a submissive fetish thing or a karate master thing and it's neither when she calls trainer-san "master".
>>531035081>the majority of the (((target audience))) actually understands>some stupid fucking wiggerbabbleNo humans would have known of that shit if it wasn't being pushed by them to begin with.
>"masked wrestler"It's a fucking luchadore. I know what a fucking luchadore is. Everyone knows what a goddamn luchadore is and anyone who doesn't can find out with a quick google search. But you're the sort of nigger to try to call it a fucking "pork cutlet rice bowl" instead of just a fucking katsudon. They use fucking "stan" instead of Oshi and try to cut honorifics as if the language doesn't already have plenty of loan-words or as if people actually interested in consuming foreign media can't be expected to learn the first thing about it.
Because they want everything to be like their sterilized Hollyslop and the only foreign influences they allow are from brown thirdies. They slapped that shit in as a rewrite because they're fucking hacks and failed authors mad that people prefer Japanese-made Umamusume over whatever shitty LGTBQIA++ POC fanfics they've written.
>when Japanese media uses EngrishThere's a stark difference between the author using Engrish and a localizing rewriter inserting random shit to blow a character's quirk out of proportion. That's not what El Condor Pasa said and it should not be presented as such.
>>531035770It's not about whether it's understandable; it's simply not what was fucking said. I get that you "people" lack probity and have no concept of truth, but you really should be able to understand that literally making shit up is in no way a translation.
>>531036062you can make as many excuses as you want but we all know what it is, a cucked translation, but global deserves it I guess
>>531036062>t-the context doesn't work the same wa-That's not why (((they))) removed it and you fucking know it. A product of a foreign culture will and in fact must bear foreign concepts. To remove it is nothing more than plagiarizing the product as a basis of shitting out more of the slop that made people switch to Japanese media to begin with.
>Pic related; an excerpt from Nabokov's 1941 essay The Art of Translation, a legendary author who knew multiple languages and wrote his books in each by himself because he rightfully didn't trust translators after seeing exactly the sort of shit they were pulling even 80 fucking years ago
>First time Maruzensky
>Win everything
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>>531036126>No humans would have known of that shit if it wasn't being pushed by them to begin with.Your conspiracy stuff is cute. So you think culture is dictated by evil shadow groups, and humans have no free will in what they say and do? Which shadow group do you think demanded chicken jockey go viral enough that kids say it in school all the time now as a lolrandom punchline?
>Everyone knows what a goddamn luchadore is and anyone who doesn't can find out with a quick google search.And yet you are seething like a cartoon character with smoke coming out of your ears because the translators understood this and accounted for it when translating the luchadore character.
>But you're the sort of nigger to try to call it a fucking "pork cutlet rice bowl" instead of just a fucking katsudon.No, I was just assuming you're underaged and so sheltered from foreign cultures other than Japan that you didn't know. It's funny that you're so terrified of cultures you actually have some baseline knowledge of.
>They use fucking "stan" instead of Oshi and try to cut honorifics as if the language doesn't already have plenty of loan-words or as if people actually interested in consuming foreign media can't be expected to learn the first thing about it.I find it deeply ironic that you simultaneously go "NOOO WE'RE BEING FORCED TO READ A FEW WORDS IN PRESCHOOL-LEVEL SPANISH" and then turn around and immediately go "NOOO WHEN THEY TRANSLATED THIS FROM JAPANESE THEY DIDN'T LEAVE CHUNKS OF IT UNTRANSLATED AND DEMAND THE AUDIENCE GOOGLE WHAT IT MEANS!". Do you lack all ability to understand how hypocritical this is? Other than mindless racism, why do you think it's different?
>It's not about whether it's understandable; it's simply not what was fucking said.Source? I actually understand a significant amount of Japanese unlike you, and that sounds like exactly what she said to me, translated into how a luchadore in English media would say it.
>>531036454>That's not why (((they))) removed it and you fucking know it.I don't use /pol/ so I don't follow your conspiracy nonsense. They translated the luchadore to speak like a luchadore because that is how an English audience will expect a luchadore to speak. It's an entertaining and endearing part of her character, she would be dull and boring if her dialogue was all literally translated Japanese -> English with no flavor and no life in it. Absolutely none of the target audience would complain about it, you complain because xenophobia instilled in you by the media controls your entire life.
>A product of a foreign culture will and in fact must bear foreign concepts.Correct, that's why the Spanish-inspired character has Spanish infused into her dialogue when the media is presented in a language where basic Spanish phrases are extremely well known and the audience is expected to understand them.
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damn they really ruined her dialogue with this over the top flanderization, using "wanna" instead of the accurate translation of "want to"? Really?
>>531037349For real, how did they ruin The Condor Passes dialogue this much? Everyone knows that The Condor Passes speaks in perfectly fluent English straight from Webster's Dictionary.
>>531036645>>531037083>evil shadow groups>conspiracy nonsenseThey literally talk publicly on xitter(and now bluesky) and brag to each other about how they fuck with translations.
>The next three blocks of bullshitNice strawman, but, no. Because the problem is that they literally made shit up. It's not what she said, it's not a translation; localizers should be gassed.
Subhuman little snake.
>Source?The event itself. Where she's speaking in Japanese and not Spanish.
>t-translated into h-how a luchadore in Engl-She's not a Luchadore. She's El Condor Pasa, an umamusume whose father is a Luchadore and that's not what she said.
When she says "Bueno" it should be "Bueno".
It should not be "el pollo loco del taco amigx, jajajaja" when she says mata ashita. Just because some retard has ADHD and no ability to make a compelling character without flanderization does not mean they should start vandalizing other people's work under the guise of translation.
>Flanderization is the process through which a fictional character's essential traits are oversimplified and exaggerated to the point where they constitute their entire personality over the course of a serial work.She uses some Spanish words in the original Japanese and it should be kept because that's the actual intent of the author. Translating random parts of her speech because w*stern trannylators have no fucking sense of subtlety is not part of the author's intent. Some retard (((localizer))) thinking he knows better than the author is irrelevant and should take his opinion and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Her character isn't all about her fucking le quicky chungus tacobabble, but also her desire to live up to the role she's taken up by putting on the mask, her need to cope with the fact that simply saying she's the best doesn't make her so but that the road to success involves a lot of hard work and oftentimes setbacks.
>>531037349>>531037695>samefagging THIS fucking hardPathetic.
>>531037775Bro, I just found out they relocalized The Condor Passes as El Condor Pasa, I'm totally with you now, how dare they force me to read a few words in Spanish
>>531037775>When she says "Bueno" it should be "Bueno".Uh oh, somebody hasn't learned what a translation is.
>It should not be "el pollo loco del taco amigx, jajajaja" when she says mata ashita.It's funny how you have to make up absurd fake examples because no real examples exist in game. Really makes your entire argument fall apart.
>>531037775You do understand you're seething out of your mind because a character that logically should not only speak spanish, but cherish spanish culture enough to build her entire public persona around being spanish, including using a name that is untranslated spanish, uses roughly 1 preschool-level spanish phrase per 10 lines of dialogue, right?
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If im rerolling my account in 3 days, how many kitasan should i aim for in the initial pulls? Would 2 be enough for a non-sweat?
>>531038490It's not what she said. No amount of excuses or samefagging will change that.
Coming in and reading the thread up till now as an observer it's funny how you guys would waste so much time arguing with one schizo while simultaneously fervently defending the slop translation for free.
>>531037775>Translating random parts of her speech because w*stern trannylators have no fucking sense of subtlety is not part of the author's intent. Some retard (((localizer))) thinking he knows better than the author is irrelevant and should take his opinion and stick it where the sun don't shine.Source on the author's intent?
It's far more likely that the character called "El Condor Pasa" doesn't use much Spanish in the Japanese version because the author didn't know enough Spanish to confidently include it in his writing. I'm more inclined to believe the English version is actually closer to their intent, given again that the character's name is literally an untranslated Spanish phrase and the author DID sprinkle in some Spanish in spots where they were confident enough to. If you don't have a source where the author claimed otherwise, you should let them speak for themselves instead of white knighting by assuming it's impossible their Spanish skills weren't high enough to fulfill their vision and the translators just helped bring their vision even closer to reality than the original text.
>>531038896>I'm more inclined to believe the English version is actually closer to their intent>"I, for no apparent reason, and without any form of communication from the original author, fully believe that the decisions made by some random wannabe-author from the USA or some SEAmonkey are closer to the author's original intent than their own work."So this is the power of global... impressive.
>>531039287I accept your concession that you can't actually argue against the points I made and need to carefully quote half a sentence while avoiding the actual argument provided in order to strawman your own point to fight instead.
>>531039287No yeah true it's impossible for creators to have limits, any time a white foreigner character speaks Engrish instead of flawless English in an anime series it's an intentional choice by the creators, not a limit of their resources and skills.
>>531039403I'm not even the same anon. Also when the entire post starts with
>Source on the author's intent?Just for you to then follow with a baseless assumption about what the author's intent might have been, it makes it completely pointless to even attempt any kind of discussion since it's already evident by that point that your entire position boils down to blindly believing that the localizer is doing everything right.
>>531039519And you know said creator's limitations, because...?
>>531039612He localized the game, and his work is Cygames approved so suck it.
>>531039740>his work is Cygames approvedYou have no idea how much I wish this actually meant anything. Unfortunately, it's japanese corporation culture to try and resolve any issues or disagreements behind closed doors and project an image of approval and cooperation to the outside, even if someone is just plainly fucking everything up.
>>531039612The burden of proof is on the anon insisting that the author's intent has been broken, not the anon provided a plausible reason it might not have been.
>>531039612>And you know said creator's limitations, because...?No yeah you're right, when a character says they're American in anime but then they speak in English, it's a subtle sign from the creators that the character is lying and they're not actually American at all. We can't possibly know the Creator's limits, they must be making them speak Engrish with their true intent since that what they did.
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