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how can i run like my favorite umamusumes
Who would win in a free for all fight between rerollers, pirates and vegans?
>>531088608move one leg after the other really fast
I knew the director and tazuna weren't normal
they're definitely umas
Uma that Naruto runs when?
>Maruzen "I would've been fine with the outer gate" sky
>Got the outermost gate in the Derby during my run.
>Completely destroyed the race
Was her getting the outermost gate a scripted event or pure coincidence? Even so that was still absolutely KINO.
I am so bad at training my umas.
But I won't give up.
mambo
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Mambo mambo
Omatsuri mambo
gibs
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save me cygames... onegai...
rerolling just sounds exhausting, I donโt know how anyone could enjoy just throwing away all your progress in hopes of playing meta which isnโt even guaranteed so itโs possible your just stuck in an endless cycle of rerolling.
games getting less fun already bros...
>>531088698TOREINA
NO
DON'T DWELL ANY FURTHER
>>531088828>throwing awaybro, your data link?
>Do every race I can
>Failed final career check.
Well at least I got like 500 gems from the missions that win over 20+ races in a single career.
I dont understand why so many people have such a hatred for gachas. I mean, it is a predatory system, but basically all live service games have predatory systems, some (arguably) worse than gachas.
Is it a holdover from back when gachas were way more p2w? You can play 99% of the content in most popular gachas without spending a dime these days.
>>531088807sniffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>531088807i cant be finding gloves erotic
>passed "how to maintain a respectful workplace relationship as trainee and trainer 101" with an A+ in trainer school
>the Uma I'm training won't take no for an answer and keeps trying to drag me to a private hot spring and meet her parents
What the fuck do I do bros
>buttclenching the game the race (sponsored)
>>531088974It's a holdover from when gachas were barely games but just png collectors. Detractors felt they weren't worth spending money on (which was true).
>>531088804>Mambo in 6 months
>>531088698Please look this way trainer
>>531088974>You have to pay to play (the characters and content you want) instead of monetizing cosmetics>P2W>Paying is extremely expensive (~300 bucks to spark) instead of 20-30 bucks of a cosmetic skin while the rest is free
>>531089092>it's Montjeu's grandsonKINO
>>531088974For me, I think I just got spoiled, since I started with Destiny Child, and there you were just handed summoning and stamina hand over fist. I only ever attempt to pull for characters I actually like, rather than some meta chase or collection people pull for everyone, so I pretty much always have enough resources to get and raise all my characters.
>>531089092What the fuck? That horse has six legs!?
>>531088698Stop nooticing
>>531088828People who reroll are the same kind of people who get their rocks off by shaking vending machines in hopes of a free soda. They are thrilled by the concept of having a whale account witohut having to pay. It's about beating the system and larping as a whale equal.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531088974Same reasons people hate lootboxes. It's the gambling aspect.
Gachas are playable but they are pay2win even then, you can probably reach top 10% if you're good f2p but you'll never beat the whales.
is g1 jockey the only game like this?
>>531089306the jockey also has two backs
I really hope they fast track the race scheduler. My remaining trophies are all in year 3 and I get so absorbed into the career run I forget to do them. I feel like I need a txt file to track my plan for careers because I constantly lose track of something.
damn why is whaling out in this particular game so out of scale, it's fucking 70 bucks for like 5 rolls. Entire full price game
so how long until they start playing the idol concerts at the actually horse races? have they already played Uma music at any yet? I'm excited to see how far this goes
>>531089247Not very good since I only did races with a few Wit training after every 2nd one since she never had energy.
She was winning so much but the Arima Kinen at the end shattered her. All four clocks and she only got 4th as the best.
Should have also chosen better supports.
I have a newfag question bros, is the current career the only one or will we be getting a new one in the future?
>>531089435they wanted to emulate the 'owning a horse' experience.
>>531089421You can use the barebones schedule feature when you look for future races. Itโll give you a warning if you try to do anything but race that day.
>>531089435that's just how jap gachas go
>fail URA finals again with haru urara
>get a 8 star power spark in return
truly, she's only good as a breeding sow...
>>531089575We'll get like 1-3 new scenarios before the year is up.
New uma has just been crowned
Where is the uma i was promised uma saige...
This is my wife, i don't want to share her. The rest of you Please refer to other short haired tomboys like Vodka.
Thank you.
>>531089485>Old, retired frenchmen when umapyoi starts blasting at the end of the races.
>>531088990are you the 85mil fan guy
ha. is that Ryan's exclusive title?
cool
Since thereโs a new thread Iโll ask here too, whatโs the best horse to bang out runs to get lots of fans?
Can you possibly win with leveling Up nothing, but wit?
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Anyone have a gigamaxxed Strength support card up for borrow?
>>531089725You will die knowing your hobby has been fully supplanted
The future is now old man
>>531089679Lucky bastard, I keep hitting 3* speeds
>>531089701Showed this game to a normie friend who seemed mostly uninterested until he saw winning ticket, immediately locked in and became incredibly invested in seeing her win
She's a cute hors
>watch someone do a career with the same character
>there is like a 100 point difference in stats after the first race
>they have all ssr's where as i only have a few ssrs
i feel like having a couple more cards shouldnt equate to that much difference
>Can't even beat the Chapter 2 main story with my B+ rank Oguri Cap
>Ways for any of my trainees to get any more tropics for carats is disappearing
Honeymoon phase is over, this game just doesn't have the legs to keep people playing. And I definitely won't be bullied by this faggot game into spending AUD$60 trying to roll for Kitasan
I just like women that say uwawawa.
>>531089378>I'm a big adult that has been doing adult things for a very long time, ask my mom
>>531089692Nice, thanks for the quick reply anon
>>531089404>pay-to-win>reach top 10%Modern gachas are mostly single player games whose content can be beaten easily by f2p players, all except for maybe 10 minutes of high level content built specifically for whales.
It always confuses me when people call gachas pay to win because theyre talking about, what, a single floor in Genshin? A single hardmode mission in arknights? A single reward to claim in uma musume?
Why do people care that 0.01% of content is pay-to-win?
Urara
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L-Lewd...
>>531089839rudolf, anyone that can beat the arima kinen twice
>>531090049Not unless the SSRs are MLB'd
>>531090049In the grand scheme of things those differences are nothing and it'll equal out when people roll properly
>>531088921>39 fucking racesJesus Christ
>>531088974>I don't understand why so many people dislike this thing that I personally very much enjoyDo you react this way to people that aren't into your sexual fetishes too?
>it is a predatory systemCorrect. Literally what else do you need, besides the fact that most of them have zero fucking gameplay, or the gameplay that is there is shallow and garbage?
>b-b-but live service gamesWhich gacha are literally a part of, plus live service games are hated as well, but they're often combined with actual video games, not VNs with shallow gameplay additions.
>b-b-but this and that game or all this CHINK TRASHException to the rules don't matter or change the average and why people hate the "gacha genre".
>some (arguably) worseName five that are worse than the worst that gacha has to offer. I fucking dare you.
And you better not name five that have jack and shit to do with p2w and the like, because those are VERY rare these days, that's more of a f2p thing of the early 00s, all thanks to korea and other shit places.
>You can play 99% of the content in most popular gachas without spending a dime these days.Just like with literally any live service game, and yet here you are.
>B-B-but XYZException to the rule doesn't matter or change the average at large. Stop coping so hard holy shit.
>b-b-but youre defending live service gamesI'm literally not, and you should be able to tell as much by me putting them on a similar (if not the same) level as gacha games.
>>531089641I do that to some extent. It is too limited since you have to go turn by turn and can only schedule 1 race at a time. Even just modding the UI to be one giant vertical list with the turns as headers would be a giant improvement. It's mostly on me; I really just have to memorize when all the big races are and pay more attention to the month.
>Refuses to give you Maestro
which uma does the most ear twitching or tail wagging
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Tazuna, you told me the stamina was X, how the fuck did Urara do that
Stupid question, it's G3 and I haven't leveled any of the support cards, is this fucked or will the cards urara using change in career mode to reflect the level after I upgrade?
Whoever shared that maruzensky a couple days ago thank you, I got the Urara win at last thanks to the speed and power buffs
>>531089414It's baseball instead of horses, there are no idol songs and waifus but this game is basically just Konami's Power Pros but horse racing.
Some of the older games are in English.
>>531090184Thank god I have her. What spread of cards should I grab?
>>531088974>I mean, it is a scam, but...
>>531090180>Leffard is a 3 year old colt and has raced in 2025. He was sired by Le Havre out of the Montjeu mare Let's Misbehave. He was trained by Jean-Claude Rouget and has raced for Gerard Augustin-Normand, Ecurie Antonio Caro
>>531090168>it doesn't count as pay2win because it's not ALL the contentcope
>>531090049It isn't so much the SSRs as leveling cards so that the training priority is high. That's the difference between rainbow trainings on the right stats every turn and having all your friends hanging out on guts.
>>531089186Believe in the accelerated timeline
>>531090370oh right, whatever happened to that lawsuit?
I'm out of horse to train now
it's over
>>531090370Holy fuck I played this as a kid. What the fuck you just beamed me with the forgotten texts.
>>531088974Yes, its a holdover from when Most gacha games were super predatory, and fully paid games were not, but a whole shitton of gacha games are still incredibly predatory.
Check out Infinity Nikke for a truly awful time
When do we get Toresen Ondo
>>531088807I came to this
>>531090408Miss of Change lost... Nyoo...
>>531089839in jp it was maruzensky because she can run almost every g1
>>5310903792 speed 2 stamina rest whatever, set her to pace rudolf is quite ez
How are you guys reaching SS stats in anything? I'm already at my limit getting one stat to A and other to B+ and I see no way to get beyond that even if the RNG smiles to me as much as posible
Bullying Rice Shower positively arigatou panchi
>>531090328Don't listen to the green witch's lies. It's a sprint race so as long as you've trained stamina at least a tiny bit you'll be fine. I don't get the second question. Your support cards stay the same during a career run. The grade doesn't matter.
>>531090282>no maestro >have to cope with iron willfuck you mom
>>531089404Well honestly thats fine because the difference between top 10% and top 1% is literally the same reward tier so eh
Does El Condor's mask stay on during sex
>>531090282Sheโs just trying to get you to raise her potentials instead
>>531090621They're using the daddy's credit support card
when do i want to do optional races, are doing g1 races always better than training?
>>531090498Glad I could have that effect lol
If you can nail the down which one you played I think you'll be surprised by how well it still holds up, they're fun games.
>In the umamusume universe, this is a horse girl
>>531088857what matters is you had 70 hours of fun. you can stop anytime you want
>>531090282if you absolutely need maestro for your strategy you can run less SSRs so it becomes less likely you get bricked
I made it but I want to just roll it all on Meisho Doto instead of Kitasan
>>531090621with godlike RNG (it's not even good stat distribution it was just funny)
Iโm starting to sense sexual implications in the hot spring
>>531091073Why would you grab that support instead of like, a Teio or something which at least gives skills you can use for any position
Wait what banner are they rerunning for 24 hours?
>>531091051Is She the next banner?
You're supposed to be able to not eat for 10 days and still be fine right?
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I really want to get it on pc too for ease of use but I have my coworkers added on steam and they don't know my powerlevel
>>531090556So you're going to marry her, right?
>>531091196Because I was just spark farming and preferred the big statstick
>>531090621you start like this
I just watched the movie
Am I really going to need to wait like 2 and a half years to roll for Jungle Pocket?
Fuck.
I'm... getting addicted to Nice Nature
How the fuck am I supposed to find MLB cards and good Umas to borrow? Searching in this game is atrocious and spending hours spamming refresh on Friends tab in vain hope of finding someone nice to follow is something I don't have time for
>>531090586Last question, what are the minimum stats I need before I can just start race spamming? Or should I just do scheduled G1โs?
>>531091017That's probably a good idea, I have shit for SRs right now though. I really want to roll already so my deck isn't so limited.
I need more debuff skills
>>531091253"wait for powercreep"
>>531091202Are those her boobs or her knees Up?
>>531091285WE ALL HAD HER- BUT ANON? HE MARRIED HER.
>>531091274You can set games to private, you know. Look it up, if your a bitch.
>>531091352official discord
which uma is the biggest size queen?
>>531091307Welcome to the same boat that I'm in anon
>>531091352the discord has channels for this
>>531091472>official discordgo back
>>531091545The mare that laughed at Tamamo Cross to the point that he felt the need to end her existence. Beyond that, maybe Tachyon, she has a weird giantess fetish.
>>531091360she already gets 200k+ with just her career races, just schedule high profile G1s when you have time
What did she mean by this.
What do I spend my club points on.
>>531091696I hate discord but it's literally in the game nigga
>>531091779Don't you dare try and seduce me
Another crew has hit the building
>>531091718>>531091458thanks bros I didn't know I could do that lol
>>531091696>using useful service is.... le badnext you'll tell me you don't own a phone and don't use any email services and instead rely on carrier pigeon
>>531091352All I can offer is a Nice Nature with 2 power and 2 speed, sorry anon...
>>531091307People like Jungle Pocket?
>>531091810we don't talk about m***o
>>531091928I think her flat chest is hot.
Is it just me or is every run just varying levels of misery until you get to the first summer camp and start winning big?
>>531090621My most successful runs so far started with large guts sparks. I could mostly ignore guts training and speedmaxx
AAAAIIIIEEEEE SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME THEIR SLAVE
>>531089725you wouldn't make that face if the horses actually got on stage and started dancing.
How do you guys deal with having to wait for Umas?
I've already trained everyone I got like at least 4 times and some many more but the closest one I want is Hishi but to wait another month or two until then with no one new feels like it will be super boring.
are any of the boosted rate SRs on the Kitasan Black banner good, or do you just care about KB?
How do I play Mihono Bourbon properly?
>>531090914A gacha game but for cars as the girls would do numbers.
>>531092196Nah not really but theyll be MLB so itll be nice
>>531092143Congrats, you're a Made Man of the Mejiro Family. You'll be expected to carry out certain duties for them, but it should go well for you...
>>531092143>The musclehead's got her sights on the TrainerYou're not leaving the stables alive. My condolences.
>>531091851>latinx shit>leader with only 6millmao
>>531092182It will be a bit more interesting again once the new event comes around but really you should just do a daily then log out outside of big activity periods you're interested, it's not worth grinding.
>>531092143Remember toreinasan, if you sign a contract with a Mejiro, they have the option of making you breeding stock if they are satisfied with your performance. You cannot refuse.
>>531092231can you imagine the licensing nightmare?
>>531092308I just want the club points
>>531092143She'll "force" you to have sweaty post-workout sex in their stud dungeon with her. It's very spooky and stuff
>>531092143You're part of the family, anon. If you ever need a favor, they got you. But you might be asked for a favor somewhere down the line. One you can't refuse.
>>531092231It would also be a licensing nightmare I imagine
Especially those super cars, EA can't even get them to budge on damaging their exact digital models, no way they're allowing anyone to turn them into anime girls.
>>531092491TEIO THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE STOP BREAKING YOUR LEG
>>531092308going by the club leader name he's probably gonna reroll his account if he doesn't get kita.
>>531092390>>531092572Fuck this gay ass earth and the stupid rules we've allowed...
>>531092102your gameplay matches your deck and playstyle. I enjoy the early game, I run Tazuna who gives great early events for +mood and +energy while also not needing to raise her friendship before she's getting a rainbow-equivalent effect (She lowers energy cost and failure rates on anything you train with her). When I'm lucky she enables Dates early and those are basically mega-rests with no chance of failures.
>Game fucks you into a double rest
Are they going to do scamchas and such?
Like paid guarnateed random SSR Uma/Support or pick tickets where I just pay to one a Uma/Support?
How often will those occur?
Or even more free ones?
any spots in a club with quotas?
McQueen is the only good mejiro
ugh I want to throw away all my gems because I want to star up Nice Nature...
>>531092131Whoops wrong picture
>>531092491cute clingy brat
>>531091928People donโt?
>>531092231Well, considering you aren't even aware of its existence, it clearly didn't.
I must be fundamentally not understanding something about Goldship because I swear I get filtered as soon as the Long tracks start popping in.
>>5310926731 year anniversaries have a paid 3star selector that ranges from 30 to 70 bucks iirc
>>531092613Jesus, Mary and Joseph...
>>531092663the shitty 30 energy rest feels so bad.
is it pure rng or is there some stat that affects rest amount/good rest chance?
>>531092491Sheโs so fucking cute, I would instantly job to Teio giving me puppy eyes and Rudolf would get mad at me for spoiling her
>>531092882She doesn't care about speed nearly as much as others
She wants a lot of everything else
>>531092685make the club with a quota
>>531092882She got no gas in her tank left
>>5310928821:1:1 speed stam power, move her to pace, ez
i cant even join a club yet because i don't know if i need to reroll for kitasan
Is there no way to know which races and trophies have already been cleared while you're on a career?
also what are these classic year triple crown achievements, where do I learn which races count
does your fan count matter for anything else aside from allowing you to qualify for races?
>>531092882Start off as pace until you round out your power more then go end. She has lots of long races so you'll want stam > power > speed.
>>531092806I'm ambivalent towards her but I've pretty much only seen people shit talk her since the movie.
>>531093067Local Mad Scientist not so smug after being experimented upon
w..wait are there really royal uma families that force trainers to marry into the family or are you guys just meming?
>>531092942Wait $70 what the fuck?
Arent most usually just the price of a 10-draw?
>>531090370I remember playing this one in emulator as a kid. I just did random things as the game was in Japanese and couldn't read shit.
>>531093090how do horses manage to have so much power in their tiny little legs that look like sticks
>rainfall doll + parfait is easy mode right now for Time Trials
Most trainers don't build stam properly so intentionally worsening the tracks make stamlet umas die even faster
Why does Tachyon have a skill that activates when positioned towards the back but then another that clearly implies she's supposed to be ran as pace?
>>531093007King Haloโs got a nice body
>>531092982>2 lmao bumper platesNot that hard to imagine.
>>531093276It never happened.
>>531093290the higher priced ones have more carats in them, iirc the 70$ one has like 5500
>>531090408Surely this means Cygames will have made Montjeu a playable uma by the time we get to the Arc event ahahaha
>>531091928She was pretty cute in the movie.
>>531093186When you click on the races or upcoming ones in career mode, thereโs either a trophy or a dark spot in the top right so youโll know if youโve won it before
The various race groups are just a certain set of g1 races, you could probably look up the actual real life titles to see what they entail
>>531093409My GOAT Akebono is an ego lifter....
glad i'm not the only one who suffers from this
>>531093276It's true. I'm chained up in Rudolph's husband dungeon right now
Don't send help
>>531093186In career when you're looking at the race the upper right corner will display the trophy. It will be grayed out if you have never won that race yet.
You just have to look up the real series. Triple crown is Satsuki Sho + Kikuka Sho + Japan Derby. I don't recall what the tiara and spring TC are.
>>531093351Look up the anatomy of a horse's muscles
>>531093403I had no idea weather affected staminaโฆ is there a way to get more rain dolls?
>>531092651The safest bet is always to use old and defunct property.
>>531093351They die if you break one of their legs.
hmmmm I need a bit of advice with Rice, I lose the Tenno sho with around 580 speed and 550 stamina, power was around 400, should I rebalance that and throw more to stamina?
>>531093090bro who segregated the honse beach
>>531093290Those are the bundle ones, just a raw selector is about $20?
>>531093276no goyim, the uma rape dungeons aren't real... just carry on, stop nooticing...
>>531092143I understand, Trainer-san. You found paradise in my multiple G1 victories, from it you crafted a good trade, made a good living. The Director protected you and Tazuna promised her adoration... And you didnโt need a trainee like me for a wife. But now you come to me and you say, โMejiro Bryan, give me affection.โ But you donโt ask with respect. You donโt offer friendship. You donโt even think to call me โURA Finale's Winner.โ Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter Dober is to be married, and you ask me to give you heart-felt sentiment?
Nandato... Nandato... What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? But very well, Trainer-san. Yet remember this. Someday, and that day may never come- The Mejiro Household shall call upon you to do a service for them. But until that day?
Accept a Hot Spring Ticket post-game epilogue as a token of our newfound connection.
>>531093548I'm beginning to think wit doesn't matter for late starts as I still get them frequently even with 400+ wit.
>>531093675Get some skills nigga. Stats are good but you NEED gold recovery skills to not eat shit on longs
4th day without a new peak...
>>531093276It's true. I saw a guy chained up in Rudolph's dungeon. He looked pretty happy.
>>531093090>buncha horses shilling on the beach>shilling like this while sleeping on the ground with random schmuck half naked humans around@grok is htis real
>>531093746you need 600, don't listen to the memes
>>531093981she's terrifying
>>531093746i unironically trust the anon that said wit CONTROLS how much speed and stamina your horse will have during the race alongside more chances to use skills and navigate, but not if they get rushed or they start late, i could be wrong, but the game doesn't help
>>531089414>>531090370Speaking of, Shine Post: Be Your Idol is unironically the best game on the Switch 2 at the moment.
Thing is it's only in japanese so you have to get dekiru at nipponese but it also is basically just Powerpro (it's by Konami too) but with Idols.
Tokyo Watashi Collection and Palette Girls are amazing songs.
Also you can ruin the girl's dreams and watch them despair by doing shit like failing their goal and not even giving them a goodbye concert: https://youtu.be/zT6zZRy0uWM?t=2680
>>531093592Rain makes it more likely for the track condition to be bad, which makes umas consume more HP
>>531093746you need 800, don't listen to the memes
>>531093789Now that you mention it, that's it lol
>>531093627>Eishin Flash in Kuromorimine school/tank weara man can dream
My feed is now full of irl horses doing stupid shit
>>531093843Wuwa bros...
Not like this...
>>531093843no shit.
>no event. >everyone waiting for kitasanclear natural dip
Are sweaty clubs really looking for like 10 million fans? I already find it difficult to get more than one campaign done a day for the dailies, let alone using all my TP
>>531093981>Goldship FEARS this.
>>531094189>posts aislopyou deserve it
>>531094187that's a good thing
>the good ending actually happens before the Ura qualifiers
Feels good.
you must continue the Mejiro bloodline toreina-san
>>531093548I swear to god McQueen gets late start more than any other horse. But I canโt get mad at her because sheโs cute and wins anyways
>>531094187Isn't this what you wanted?
>>531094189good thing i quit that chink shit
>>531094187all according to keikaku
>>531094187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ1ctMVMTK0
>>531094280>ai badthe future is here old man
>>531091352Nips had gamewith
We unfortunately have to use discord
>>531094278You would too if her light grip could explode your balls
>>5310938434th day in a row where you haven't swallowed a gallon of bleach yet.
>>531094210you mean 10 million total right now? 10 million a month is nothing and nowhere close to enough for a high ranking club.
>>531094320I'll sacrifice myself and take Ramonu. Don't come back for me.
>>531094187Does anyone have that video of that one horse that refused to turn the corner in a G1 race and ran straight off the course?
>>531093729I was having a bad day from getting shit rng in my latest careers until I saw this, great post anon
>2LB speed bakushin starts with 2 bars
damn thats kinda broken fr fr no cap
>>531094320I will with Golshi and no one else
>bu-butNo, I am going to breed with Golshi
>chills in her free time like this
implying you wouldnt be afraid of this creature
>>531094187Hors
https://files.catbox.moe/jykcsu.mp4
>>531094627I sleep like this
>>531093746It literally does not, no stat affects late starts you just sometimes get fucked
>>531094054Every short interval during the mid leg, your horse rolls a random value and adjusts their speed up or down accordingly, itโs why you see horses shuffling around mid race
The higher your wit, the higher the ceiling and floor of this number are, if you keep high rolling but youโre not a front runner youโll then slow down to get back into a correct position based on distance from the front runner and conserve extra stamina by doing this
Once you get to the final leg of the race every horse ignores that logic and just tries to speed up
Does the club janny see how much I'm contributing?
>>531094278Gold Ship and Orfevre are wimps. My GOAT Fenomeno has no fear of a strong woman.
>>531094187Mine too, but I trained it to be like that
https://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1944445206604231103
>>531094743Yes, and multiple leaders have been saying that they're going to kick the leeches if they don't perform
>>531094743Everyone in the club can see your fans bro...
>>531094743you're actually next in line to get glued
Which future King Halo alt is better?
>>531094695>that fucking musicwhy is the instagram generation so obnoxious
>>531094472I'd rather support real people
>>53109455210 million for each person
I'm looking at my club right now and realize people generally aren't trying hard
Which uma is for a trainer with a tiny penis? Asking for a friend
STOP. ASKING. FOR. RED. SHOES.
>>531093276Racing means everything to umamusume and good trainers can help them achieve greatness.
You really think they sent Fine Motion to Tracen just to win and race?
>>531094603Happy to bring you a smile. Hopefully the next career mode run comes with more positive rng and plentiful desirable sparks at it's conclusion.
>no. 1 fav to no. 8 fav with one turn between the races
>literally the same umas
This gets me every time, the roiding is insane.
>>531094928super creek will love you no matter what
It's a real shame my skill selection at the end is absolutely dogwater.
Everyone said to reroll for Fine Motion but I'm not feeling the power from her bros.
best way to farm for moni?
daily runs give dogshit
>>531094897you get around 500k per run, so 10 million is only 5 runs, which can be done in a day.
>>531093843We peaked, now watch as we slowly drop cause no automode.
>>53109489710 million for each person should be the absolute minimum baseline by now. for the whole month everyone should get to at least 30 million.
>>531095029I'm talking about the actual horse
>>531095029>Pferde und PanzerFund it.
mule
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Why do mules even exist? Why not just make more hors? Whose bright idea was it to knock up mares with the semen of an inferior equinelet species?
>>531095036You get practice perfect and level wit to a good level early on. The card is good
>>531094627She doesn't want you to see this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BysR4YsYCro
>>531095036you were supposed to reroll for super creek
>>531095046Clear careers for the big bucks and sparks.
Why is she gaslighting us every fucking time?
>>531095145The way you worded the last bit sounds like you have a fetish not gonna lie.
>>531094897I am mostly waiting on Kitasan Black's card before going truly ham on it, expect 20 million reached soon
>>531092659people under-rate Tazuna for sure, her parts add up to so much value. little details that make her amazing not mentioned in this post that you don't see just by looking at her perks:
1. She has a GUARANTEED +Mood +Skill Points event for free after your first training, so you always start runs in a better mood.
2. Training with her even at base card doesn't just reduce energy cost and failure rate, it has a high chance of triggering a repeatable bonus event where she gives +3 speed and a chance at a free +Mood
3. If you go on a Date with her before the first New Years event, she gives another guaranteed event for +Mood +Energy +Speed and a hint for Tail Held High which is a pretty decent skill on any horse
4. Both of her Random Events are +Energy +Mood
overall she's a very easy way to keep energy and mood high an entire run, I wouldn't even consider playing someone with lots of -Mood events like Rice Shower without using the Tazuna card.
>>531095145>Why do tractors exist? Just make more sports cars
>>531095036It's more of a long term thing. There are other cards right now that are more impactful as a single card, but fine motion has a role that will remain useful for a year+ while other cards get supplanted with updates
>>531094882by real people do you mean the troons and faggots and other mentally ill retards that overcharge for shit art?
>>531094729Thanks for the in depth explanation. I guess I'll pick up focus more often. I thought it was a crappy skill that could be compensated by wit, but clearly that isn't the case.
>>531095145Why for South American even exist? Why not just make more Spaniards or Caucasian? Whose bright idea was it to knock up females with the semen of an inferior manlet species?
>>531095179>Sand in eyesGod she is so fucking cute
>>531095036>Is a card with straight away acceleration and corner adept goodTruly a brainlet take.
>>531095253I personally like the theory that she just can't comprehend the factors that could lead to losing a race on account of never having lost one, so she has to give whatever bullshit seems right at the moment.
>>531095381Europeans charge cheap, youre just poor.
Any other cards to watch out for in the next 6 months once Kitasan is done and over with?
Do we ever get better daily tracks?
Seems like very little monies come in even if you use all 6 tickets on that one hard track.
>Win the raffle for the first time
>When I'm in a bad rng Urara run
...fuck man, why can't this happen when I'm training Nice Nature
Countdown towards Kitasan apocalypse?
>>531095179What would she do if I called her adorable?
>>531095381Pretty cheap on skeb, bro, don't be poor.
>>531095254Imagine if you were a female livestock. Wouldn't you feel insulted being forced to give birth to a manlet?
Are you also being a productive member of your club?
>>531094864You're acting as if obnoxious music didn't exist before instagram/tiktok
https://youtu.be/c_H3MWVx6JU
https://youtu.be/TKfS5zVfGBc
>>531095000No. 8 fave in URA essentially means you are going to win. Anything above that I have yet to get #1 in.
>>531095381it seems you had some bad personal experiences
>"Um hello why yes I am a hooman woman I do not like running and I do not like grass"
Are you a human male between the ages of 3 to 95?
You are at risk of being catfished by an Uma pretending to be human!
Childhood friend who's been by your side all this time that you thought was a guy? Uma. You will find out the hard way once she enters puberty. Why do you think she is always wearing that cap?
A classmate who is overly friendly with you and active all the time? Uma. How else are you able to explain her always winning against you during play fighting?
Your silent coworker who's always eyeing you like a hungry predator? Uma. Why do you think she is wearing that funny hat? Whatever you do, do NOT accept her invitation to go out drinking with just the two of you.
The dangers of being tricked and spilling your seed inside the succuhorses are increasing day by day you must be careful or you will find yourself hopeless anamored by a uma, caught in her soft and tender flesh and becoming a trainer!
How can I find a good club to join bros I didn't know the rewards were so based and I'm jonesing for those free carrots now
fuck this game is literally making me into a horse
>>531095531so the troons, faggots and other mentally ill retards that undercharge for shit art?
>>531095528UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SO FLAT
>>531095145They are excellent livestock guardians and protectors. I saw photos of one of them fucking up a mountain lion.
What's wrong with my horse
Golshi is a beauty. if she wasn't a retard
>Get Karaoke on the recreation
Physical pain, every time.
>>531095537Not really, there is not a single SSR card that is worth rolling heavily into like Kitasan Black is right now. There is that one Nice Nature Wit card that might be worth getting tho.
>>531095253the green woman wants you to lose so you grow distant from your uma and give her the opening to steal you away
>>531095381With this statement, we now know you're into depraved shit.
>>531095650>Productive>Only 16 million fans>Club has 600+ millionHow about you start being a productive member of your club.
>>531095650Yeah I did a good Goldshi run today.
>>531095657That isn't what I'm talking about, you little shit.
Also Dreamscape is based and millenial/x-gen core.
I'm talking about the fact that the loud obnoxious music is there period, instead of letting the clip speak for itself, because zoomer need as much noise as possible or they get bored.
>>531095587It'll happen sometimes
Had a ticketed Tachyon run go sour because she was constantly getting bad sleeps. Getting almost back to back night owls was fucking aids.
How long before I get raped by Kita banner
Everyone in Uma&Co must have 25 mil by the end of the month
>>531095537Me? I'm waiting for the Rudolf pal SSR so I can cuck every uma by going on dates with rudolf for extra energy
>>531095710You call everyone you dont like a troon, who is truly mentally ill here?
>>531094897Top 100 is 350m atm and that's over 11m per person
it will probably be 20-30m per person by the end of the month
join chiller club and forget about S rank
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we love a photo finish don't we folks
when i roll 200x on the support card banner after struggling for weeks with dogshit cards it will be like rock lee getting rid of his weights fr. your horses are done for
>>531095818>>16 million
You fucking moron, thatโs solely Golshiโs fan count
>>531095850>chinesepandajak.jpeg
>>531093276It's real bro
Be careful who you train at Tracen Academy
>>531095908are these requirements going to be increasing perpetually? Like if someone starts 2 months from now they're a permanent brick for any serious club?
>>531095650Wish my general club was more active
There's like 5 that're actually trying, and everyone else is just playing for fun
The goddamn casuals
I have a feeling all eyes will be on /uma/ during the next /vg/ league
>>531095928if you win by anything shorter than "head" they should literally show a black and white photograph photo finish frame of the finish line
everyone is burning out already?
Reminder that since you're not realistically going to MLB Kitasan Negra, make sure you leave your friend list open and immediately follow the first MLB whale you see.
>>531095816we're on 4chan anon
>>531096015When someone leaves a club, they take their fans with it. So if a high class citizen leaves, it can completely fuck a clubs ranking.
So yes, if you're not able to farm like a motherfucker, you'll eventually get left behind hardcore, never being able to join a truly high class club.
>>531096046Whats your club?
Late surger is so fun to watch as a strategy, but I feel it doesn't work for sprint...
>>531095995More! You should at least have 100 million fans in that club! You have 100 million fans right anon?
>>531096015a late starter doesn't belong in a serious club until they've built up an account. someone with shitty starter cards and legacies will not carry their own weight in a serious club. after they play for several months and start getting good MLBs they can ask to get in, at which point the club owner likely watches them in a doc that logs before/after fan counts for each user at set periods of time to see if they're keeping up despite their lower starting count.
>>531096151Wait they never reset?
>>531096120Nah. If I can't roll my own MLB kitasan with 30k carats I'm out. Just wasn't meant to be.
>>531096151Does it work the other way? If I recruit all the 90m players I can get rank 1?
Reminder that some uma in-game even have their father being an ex-trainer and their mother being the uma he trained...
lol, lmao even
Spark farming is a meme.
What are our thoughts on Mejiro Dober?
>>531094189I like that chick because she's huge
>>531096015club rank is based on fans earned that month not total fans earned on the accounts
>hello, I'll be your trainer for the next 3 years
>your training regimen? why it's watching me date and fuck dozens of human women and other umas, of course.
>>531096291More like Mejiro Jobber
>>531096209I don't namedrop, but they're in the rentry
>>53109622542 mill and the leader has 66
>>531096151>Be me>In /uma/ CloverClub>Top 100>3 members leave>Drops to 400Pain....
>>531096259>Nah. If I can't roll my own MLB kitasan with 30k carats I'm out. Just wasn't meant to be.The seethe around these parts in 3 days is really going to be palpable, isn't it...
Is this bakushin good enough to beat the upcoming taiki shuttle legend race or is the stamina too low?
>>531096318Which uma deserves a trainer like this?
>>531095592these actually do seem like they would be cool as shirts but I'm not sure if I'd be brave enough to wear one
>>531096285its basically a 40-min single roll
just wait until you can auto train
>>531096316ok that makes sense
>>531094187Horses are smart.
SMART!
https://files.catbox.moe/4dt258.mp4
>>531096318Whose the lady in top right card? She looks like Kiryuuin if she got had a PTSD arc and became evil.
>>531096363Thanks for you're B+ Teio, your royality. I make good use of her.
Isn't it weird how every uma are only a single child and never has any hooman siblings? Might be something wrong with a hors genetic code.
>>531096249>>531096272The more accumulated fans your club has, the higher it's rank will be, which is why slacker that can't keep up get thrown.
Sure you can TRY to seduce a 100mil hardcore player to join your shitty club, but if you don't straight up pay him or some shit he'll likely leave since everyone else is a slacker.
>>531096389Pretty much, yes.
>>531095650I just do 3 careers a day but it looks like it's enough to be above average in my club
I wish the leader would kick the sub 3 million slackers that barely play the game and never ask for shoes but besides that at least the shoe trading is consistent
>>531096394That's way way way too low.
>>531096219>2nd>3rd>4thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>531096392I foresee half of the player population falling off after the kitasan banner ends. Who wants to be stuck borrowing a generalist card for decades and falling behind the entire time?
>>531096292Based.
Best part she can stay in that form indefinitely
UMAMUSUME!
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Bros I don't know who to choose
>>531096015Nah, but you'll have to take an interview and be on a strict quota every day or you will get kicked.
is there really that much difference between a 2 and 3 star spark?
>>531096423satono diamond
>>531096512Narita Brian and Biwa Hayahide are sisters in Uma Musume's world, though. There's also an uma who references having a human brother but I can't remember which it is right now.
>>531091051how did you get 30k im only at 22 and havent rolled once...
>>531096394damn A rank is just as easy as getting 1 stat capped huh
>276 staminalel
>>5310966349 star spark (grandparents involved) is 63 stats spread across good stats if the sparks are good.
And then the statue events during the run vomit MORE stats based on your sparks.
So yeah
>at 20m fans
>second highest in club is 5m
Help me understand,
>People say roll for kitasan black
>People say kitasan black is only good at MLB
>you wont get MLB kitasan black even if you do 200 pulls
So why would I roll for Kitasan black?
>>531096625>cute brocon imouto or a zoomerhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>531096593Fr all other cards are shit aside from Kita. Those SRs and Rs you get from rolling her? Trash.
>>531096676Your trophy cabinet, your achievements?
>>531096598Do larger women have easier time giving birth?
>>531096739Try having better luck?
>>531096739For all the other cards you'll get.
>>531096593I still will be here ritual posting
>>531096151I joined a random club early on and I'm going to leave because nobody is trading shoes and stuff for easy points. Can I still get my rewards if I join a new one now or do I have to wait for the next reward reset?
>>5310966346* blue spark is +36
9* blue spark is +63
>>531096739Only the luckiest will survive
>>531096593only retards like you care about "falling behind"
low IQ individuals susceptible to FOMO.
>>531096739you've been tricked by metafags to play the 6 month waiting game for the rerun / uncaps in the half anniversary. Metafags are literally telling you to spend all your rolls on something that won't pay out for half a year unless you are in the upper percentile of luckshitters.
Someone has a WIT cards tierlist?
Can you get Sakura Bakushin O to do anything you want just by telling her it's what a good class rep would do?
>>531096821Larger woman means larger babies so I don't think so
>>531096739You can uncap her without dupes in the future. Also, it's just a general excuse to strengthen your deck by pulling supports even if you don't fully uncap her.
>>531096739>>you wont get MLB kitasan black even if you do 200 pullsMaybe you won't, but I will
>>531096671Vodka has two brothers
I think I fell in love with Silence Suzuka
FUCK
>>531096739Kitasan doesn't HAVE to be MLB but also you still need support cards anyway so if you get other SRs it's good too
>>531096739You really don't need to. There's just endless posting about it right now because it's a high quality card to have at MLB and people absolutely love jumping on the trend of YOU'D BEST GET THIS OR YOU'RE A SHITTER. Never get too invested in hysterics.
>>531094897mine has some people over 20m but there are a couple guys who have been stuck at 4-7m for days now despite logging in everyday.
I wouldn't mind if they were trying to get more fans but they just aren't playing the game.
>>531096904>SSS tier- Fine Motion>F tier- all the others
>>531096841Your mind will change once the thread starts to slow down significantly. And then later you will sweat nervously wondering if you should stick around with cygames gripping you by the balls while the smart ones have already jumped ship.
>>531096739uncap items and her rerun and anni pick tickets will help you MLB her
>>531096863you should leave now
you need to be in a club for two weeks to get the rewards
>>531096739No idea but 1 copy won't hurt.
>>531096821Maybe? They're stronger but on the other side the baby might be bigger too so who knows.
>>531096927Fuck off Suzuka, I thought 4chan was banned on Tracen.
I'm telling Rudolph.
42 careers
12 URA finalists
4 hot springs
3* stamina super creek
I'm just built different
>>531096739Think for yourself for once in your life nigger
>ends event chain on first event
>>531097019this thread was comfy af when jp was holding it down
>>531097024>uncap itemshow hard are these to get later?
>>531096818shit guess i gotta start grinding
>>531097025Not him but what do I even use my club points for?
>>531096739I'm rolling because the next banner I care about is Cafe in 4 months
>>531096285In the JP version you can reroll sparks at the end of the run, and get 2 additional rolls for 30 carats. Then there is an event where you can upgrade sparks up to 3 times per event.
also you can pick one (1) (UNO) specific spark for 100 carats at the end of the run
>>53109702420% of us will get 0 with 200 rolls
>>531097019Nyo, Grass Wonder's and Tazuna's butt have me addicted. I will be playing for a long while to cum
>>531096863you get rewards as long as you stay in a club for 14 days before the season ends at the end of the month Might be 15 ddays instead of 14, either way you get rewards if you leave fast
>>531097114/umaJP/ doesn't exist.
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Erabe
>>531097143>4/8 EX trophiesbwoski...
>>531096739You will get a shit ton of other cards too, itโs worth it. HOLD THE LINE.
>>531096863Cygays should have implemented a tutorial about shoe trading since I think most random clubs have no idea that you can earn points that away.
>>531096739kitasan is alright at base, becomes really good at 3LB and broken at MLB
>>531097114>this thread was comfy af(shutupnigger) when it was dead afthats what a circle jerk tends to be, yes.
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>>531095650I did a lot more runs last week but now Im just doing 3-4 runs until Kitasan Black comes out and I'll get back on the grind
>>531097094>people paid hundreds of dollarydoos for this thing at MLB
I hate Teio's baby tier pitch
Why would anyone like this dumb bitch
>>531096907>a good class rep should show the ideal relationship with her trainer>we're going to bakushin not just in the race, but in our lives>come! bakushin to the chapel!>we'll bakushin babies so we can have compounding bakushin!>you must set an example to the students and have many babies with your trainer
Evens I roll for umas
Odds I roll for cards
>>531097212what other horses have branches in career like this
>>531096991why is fine motion so good compared to the rest?
>>531097123You get one SSR and SR uncap item when they introduce it. Then it takes months to make one SSR one. Events usually give like 1 shard, you need 20 shards.
>>531097019so do you choose which game to play based on which general has the most posts per hour or something?
feels like this thread's collective IQ just dropped all of a sudden the second someone mentioned kitasan.
>>531097212Do a coinflip it's more fun that way.
Just for fun, who's first time was with an actual mare?
>>531088974Partially a holdover, partially "thing, Japan" but in reverse
>>531097332or tachyon
or suzuka
or creek
>>531096598I WILL LOVE THE HUGE WOMEN
Uma musume
>>531096927Many trainers are saying this
>>531097318good luck on your Biwa roll!
>>531097025>>531097182Alright, good to know. I only joined so I could get rewards and stuff.
>>531097223Yeah, it feels like people are hoarding shoes for some reason even though I already have like 100+ of each type.
>>531097212I always send her to the Oaks because nobody else I've run with yet actually has it has a goal and so many have the Derby as a goal they can't to begin with.
How long until they remove URA?
>>531097094You get a fuckton of speed out of that card, but God do I hate gambling with it.
Do I get any special dialogue if I leave my uma with awful mood as much as possibe?
>>531091779>>531091846do NOT make me roll for curren chan by posting cute images.
>>531097323Matikanefukukitaru rolls a dice for what race you run
Every time I try out a new trainee I keep thinking I probably won't like them
But I like them every time
Happened with Top Gun
Happened with The Passing Condor
Happened with Agnes Tachyon
They can't keep getting away with it
>>531096046Listen, my support cards right now are shit thanks to saving up for Kitasan. I'll be far more productive when I'm actually able to gain meaningful stat increases.
>>531097550do NOT do that
>>531097330I trust Cygays to properly compensate us with shards due to the accelerated schedule (They won't).
have i been blessed with this horse?
>>531093729underrated post
>>531097616GENTLEMAN WE GOT A WINNER
Just foun out Gentildonna probably not releasing until 2027. Is there a site where I can endlessly scroll and easily see what every uma looks like?
>>531097692You have been visited by a horse.
>>531097323You wouldn't let Tachyon run on bad mood, right?
>>531097676I mean you aren't getting them any less since you get the shards from events. You are in fact getting them faster because of the accelerated schedule.
>>531097787https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
>>531097692>Speed spark>Not even a 9*Into the trash it goes
>>531097212Vodka is at Derby bwo
let her chase her rival
Nobody is rolling for Curren Chan everyone will be on empty
>>531097851sneed sparks are bad?
is special week easier/better as a pace chaser or late runner?
>Bakushin takes my A-class virginity
>spark is still shit 1-stam
You just can't win in this game
>>531097692you barely cleared step 1.
Now you have to use Special Week as a legacy, take note of her participated races, find another 3* spark uma with 80% same races and then train an uma that gets another 3* spark.
This is how you produce a 9* optimal uma. You're barely started.
I have a boyfriend to roll for, I got no time or sparks to waste on a cute imouto.
sorry but uhh, I'm just NOT giving you my dirt shoes. haha yeah I know I know, but I'm just NOT giving them to you haha.
Okay, I wanna make sure. Does Energy in Training window have any relation to Stamina? Because I entered a race with low Energy and the announcers were still saying my Uma was in perfect condition.
>>531095420It doesn't matter too much unless you're a front runner in which case I'd always grab it if available
>>531097924They'll be worthless in 3 days.
>>531097616Rice after I "train" her Guts every day of the week
>>531097851but her mother is so strong... even if her father is a deadbeat loser...
>cuck my horse
>this improves her mood and restores her energy
Are the horse girls cuckqueans?
>>531097773Bro your kitasan black?
>>531097630you will love all Uma and you will empty your wallet for them traina-san
>>531096318is there a card for otonashi
she and kiryuin are the only npcs I need to throw into my bed
>>531097924everyone's going to be rolling on kitasan black which gives umamillion speed so you don't really need even more speed(unless you bakushin)
>>531097892I refuse to roll for zoom zoom speak uma's.
What makes kitasan so good?
>>531097924they're good right now but Kitasan makes it really easy to hammer speed a lot during the run so the spark loses some value.
>>531093843>holding steady a50k for daysyou are a retard if you think this is anything but extremely healthy.
>>531097982I will rape you
>>531098050I don't care about Kitasan negro I'll just rent her from someone
>>531096318HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>531097975>take note of her participated raceswhy? do you mean literally the same tracks or just the same type like medium/long?
>>531097924you will be training speed 24/7 once kitasan is out. This means all other stats are underutilized. Everyone is currently trying to get a 9* Stamina or Power going.
>>531096318UHM, three of those are Uma...
>>531093843this may shock you but we'll either see one last peak with kita-san fallout, or never again. that we saw new peaks this far in is pretty impressive of itself.
>>531098235obviously taiki shuttle
>>531098049>from that day on she vowed never to feel anything less than Great again
>>531097984Energy does not affect races.
>>531091846>>531097786She REALLY reminds me of soppo, fuck
>>531098235A dupe of what your used your selector ticket on.
>>531098235She's right there, grats on Taiki!
>>531098049Dome definitely are like Rudolph and Goldshi
>>531093276>he didn't read the fine print of his trainer contract
>>531098320will the debuffs affect your horse if she uses the affected style?
>>531098380just about half of what you have
>>531098251the same race. Legacy parents need to match up with their participated races in order to produce Affinity, which is important for the double circle. Without double circle, you cannot produce the bestest inspiration possible. Also your 9* horse should also have similar participated races as their two legacies. You will then produce a 9* legacy with affinity to their parents, creating a triple 9* triangle combo that you can use to train any uma you like
>>531096486Horses (and animals in general) are so fucking disgusting.
Anime girls don't poop.
>>531098251Next time you browse through sparks, click on races like URA Finale. You'll find out they give stats, too.
>>53109838015k because I needed to roll for new honses as I was getting bored with the ones I already had.
I'll just sell some steam inventory items if I don't get her.
>>531098487Me on the top right
>god-tier run on Bakushin
>accidentally misclick rest when cancelling scheduled race
>she gets Sleep Deprived and Night Owl
I was so close to perfection bros...
>>531098487umโฆ I can seeโฆ
>>531098489No
They will also not affected teammates in team trials
>>531098487>>531098487>>531098487guys this is pornographic imagery of a horse girl
>>531098320post bvild I can never get my nice natie enough wit without jobbing ura
>>531098487this happen in her career?
>another dogshit artist being posted because it has bobs and vagene
>>531098621why are her cheeks so fucking CHUBBY
>>531097984No. This is actually a huge trap that catches new players out. I almost never touch rest outside of the summer event.
>>531098487COCKY LITTLE SHIT!
>rudolf literally teleports at the end
so trash how unfair the rng and rigging is in this game
>>531098507you wouldn't believe the things mayano has said to hishi amazon
>>531098653Only if you get the onsen ending
does Lay Low/Iron Will ever fucking proc? I never see it go off as a Late even though my bitch is always in heavy traffic
>>531098487I WAS TOLD THERE'S NO HORS PORN.
>>531098702is Wit training until you can do something else preferable to resting once?
This game needs a mechanic like the one in BA where I can headpat my horses on the lobby.
Or where I can play with their boobs like in AL
>>531098621Ka-chow! McQueen!
>>531098487wait a moment... i can see it, it's not censored correctly
>>531098702how are you coming out of race days with anything but spamming wit for 10 turns in a row?
>>531098691she's hiding the cupcakes i told her she couldn't have
Iโm finally getting the hang of eugenics.
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>>531096593the insane doomer misinformation people like you spread is funny honestly. Decades? When in 2 years it's not even going to be one of the top 10 speed cards? When even now it's already roughly matched in power by Tosho Sweep SR?
>64 careers completed
>these are the best horses I have
Fuck spark farming man. I make sure to get 600/600/600 minimum every run and yet this is the shit I get.
>>531098930>just wait 2 years before you roll
Whats the most cost effecient way of spending money?
The daily packs?
>>531098049I don't want weaklings to carry my superior trainer genes.
>>531098487Anon fighting the good fight against the yakuza.
so kitasan banner is a must roll?
>>531096498She's Riko Kashimoto, an executive from URA and replaces Akikawa (on a long business trip) during the Aoharu scenario and is way more strict.
Are we getting another free horse anytime soon?
>>531098525sasuga anon-sama... i had no idea how deep this went...
>>531098520i figured affinity just meant some weird thing like whether or not the girls were friends in the story. alright. i see the grind has just begun.
>>531098930>In 2 yearsYeah and before those 2 years are up it is the single best card in the entire game. Roll for kitasan or be forever bricked.
>>531098930Now THIS is misinformation
>>531098930Why didn't the meta players tell me to reroll for Tosho Sweep?
>>531099038The cheapest starter pack (the sub $10 one) and the daily one.
>>531098930Japs still run kita in high speed decks btw
Skills + Events + Race bonus breakpoints + Consistency
>>531099080I think we get like 1 at half anniversary then another 2-3 years later and that's it, could be wrong.
Someone posted a rewards chat recently.
>>531098621pinchable cheks
>>531095145They don't explode if you look at them funny, unlike horses
Are debuff skills ever worth it?
I don't think I've seen Dominator proc even once.
>>531098385Karen isn't a topdog tho
>>531098930there's no way the biko ssr is better at mlb what are these numbers based on
>>531099263They are, you're just training your horses wrong
>>531099320he's hiding that from you to spread his own misinformation
>Game is 90% easier when I have my own 3* blues
Thereโs light at the end of the RNG tunnel, just keep digging Torena
>>531099295nyoooooooo you cant post this!
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=awei
https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:transcend
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>>531099295She doesn't have quite the same energy, no, but she's cute enough
Also I can see it
>>531099434Once you finally get you own 3* sparks RNG will swing back and you'll get 4 mood down events before even entering classic year every 2nd run.
>>531099295KIRYU DONT LOOK
>>531099263I use hesitant pace chaser and see it proc all the time
>>531099295taht's one lucky toreanah
Spe you fat fuck, get that cake off of your head
I'm definitely not getting more than one kitasan black. I only have 18k carots, however my support cards are super lacking so I guess maybe I should just take this opportunity to go all out on support cards? most of the girls I like aren't coming until late year 1 or year 2
>>531099434Now the journey for 9* begins.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SFuQJKg2GUU
>>531099263you got low int or you're dumb and not running in medium races.
>>531099616With 18k carrots you're not even getting the one copy.
>>531099634>posting fucking yt shortsjesus christ end yourself
>>531090168The issue is that the content is designed for a progression curve meant to encourage spending and grinding dailies even in single player, often with little to no actual game beyond "bigger number wins".
Even games with gameplay (I'm looking at you, Arknights), have that as another mechanism for encouraging spending, because beating most maps is trivial with powerful units and a deliberate challenge run with f2p options.
>>531099320>what are these numbers based onAn extremely convoluted attempt to brute force power in a system that's essentially immune to qualification like that but also extremely subjective for hitting break points and highly dependent on what skills for what builds
>>531096394Is this what spamming speed looks like? That's a really low stam...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyetREnv8Y
what a mi doing wrong? getting hard filtered by this race.
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THE BIG SCARLET
So there I was, pretending to be retarded and shitposting about how you actually shouldn't pull for Kitasan. Fast forward today, some retard eceberty actually made a fucking video saying you shouldn't pull, and about 20% of the people are actually serious considering not pulling. Haha, terrible, irreversible damage has been done. I will perform a summary execution on anyone in my guild who does not have her.
>>531099470why is the panda crying?
>>531099810You are a nobody with zero impact on the world
>>531099810I think it'd be really funny if we gaslit people into pulling for this card specifically https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30080-sasami-anshinzawa
is practice prefect condition useful?
>>531099863He's disappointed that you failed the WIT check
>>531097403>"thing, Japan" but in reverseConsidering the reputation of the biggest western gacha game is Raid: Shadow Legend and how it works exactly like most gachas in the market, "thing, Japan" is very much in effect with this genre.
How did you guys win with King Halo? Late Surger in sprint feels way too inconsistent even when I had good power and wit
>>531098930you dont even understand what makes Kitasan (or any top-tier card) top-tier. It actually has less to do with their stats, race bonus, friendship bonus, etc. The raw stats don't matter, they are a big bonus though. Anyways, the biggest contributor is the "Specialty Priority". Assists are worth nothing if they are not on the actual attribute and pumping out rainbow bonuses.
>>531099810I saw the video you're referring to on my youtube feed. I can't believe this game is getting actual misinfo agents kek.
>>531088608where are you starting from anon? if your stamina is low, start with light jogging. look up vids on walking, jogging and running form, and see if you can adapt that in your stride. good running form will help reduce strain and damage to your feet and legs and make jogging feel less draining.
start stretching a lot to loosen your muscles, and work up your stamina from there until you can maintain a consistent jogging pace for at least a quarter mile (one loop around a standard outdoor track). from there, you can start practicing your 100m sprints (one quarter of a loop), then 200, then 400 (a quarter mile).
it's all about expanding your heart and lung capacity and getting your muscles developed to the point where they can maintain the exercise. racehorses are all muscle; soon you will be too.
>people still debating whether or not to roll in the best banner we'll get in ages
God the global drop in IQ is seriously depressing. I sincerely hope you all die, you know? Not in a ha ha funny way but geniuely think the world would be much better off.
>>531099806You don't need all that power for a front runner
>>531100028Donโt forget to train your damn hip flexors
you are a moron if you don't pull for a card that is useable for 2 years
creek is like 3 years btw
>>531100057this except unironically and its about (you) and no one else but (you)
die you SAD SPIC CUNT
So how do I cope when I see the run is not shaping good and I have the knowledge that is is not even gonna be close to a fine rank
>>531100062She has never had a thought pass between her ears.
how many more days until kitasan banner? relying on R teio and R suzuna is literally impossible I've lost ura finale like 5 times today
>>531099028work on your reading comprehension bro, nobody said or even lightly implied this
>>531099090Being theoretically better by .5% isn't going to upend the game, and you can still borrow it
>>531099112It's literally basic data. There's not a single JP player that's going to honestly tell you that Kitasan Black is on par with anything in the top row of the image I posted.
>>531099115It's an SR, you will get it to MLB soon for free. If you are one of the rare players that gets unlucky and doesn't get copies while the pool is still small, there are items given out later you can use to finish uncapping it.
>>531099154Japs that don't have all the best cards run it as like their 4th or 5th best speed card sometimes due to how general it is yes.
>>531099257Why is reading comprehension so low? It not being in the top 10 in 2 years doesn't mean it's #1 until it magically drops over 10 places all at once. There are already cards roughly as good as it like Sweep Tosho SR.
>>531099320It's based on the fact that Biko SSR has a better top end. You don't run generalist cards like Kitasan Black forever, because your collection grows over time and the ones with specific skills end up outclassing them as you'll have cards for sprinter decks, cards for mile decks, cards for long decks, cards for dirt decks, ect. Biko SSR is good because 20% training effectiveness is really good at helping you gain stats, and your sprinters will want Plan X.
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when is this umapyoi playable
Besides the KING, which other hors has a stupid amount of race coverage?
>>531099616>however my support cards are super lacking so I guess maybe I should just take this opportunity to go all out on support cards?This is 100% the reason to roll on the banner, it's not even about kitasan as much as this
>>531098930I have a friend who follows this chart religiously and it's so funny how branwashe gacha players are, he tried to argue that Urara is better than Orfevre for the latest scenario because she's slightly higher than her there lol
>youre retarded for not rolling on a card you literally can not MLB
fucking love gaslighting globalfags so they stop playing and kill the server to spite some japfaggots
How many extra carats and pulls do we get during events?
>>531100279i think about that image far too often
>>531100146just focus on getting 600 in power and stamina for the 3 spark
>get told that I don't need kitasan black so I roll for umas
>borrow a kitasan black from a whale and it fucking mogs all my cards and hits speed cap with ease
>check pvp and literally every deck used kitasan
why did you fuckers tell me not to roll for kitasan? now my account is fucking bricked unless I spend 200 dollars to hit a kitasan spark
t. 25% of the playerbase in a week
Hope I at least roll for Super Creek during kitasan shit otherwise I'm overbricked
>>531100143>the nerve has been hit
>>531100243Fuck all this Kitasan bullshit, this is the real question to be answered
>>531100146I just try to get as many of speed/stam/power to the 600 spark threshold and pray. If its not even going to get that far I just mercy kill it on the next failed goal race
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>>531100401>unless I spend 200 dollars to hit a kitasan sparkyou need to do that either way lmao
>>531099949what the fuck is the purpose of this card other than "it'd be funny if we added it"
>>531100498This is what will happen tk you if you don't pull for kitasan black.
just lost a haru final because she got boxed THRICE with +500 power and 400 wit
easily the worst mechanic in the game
>>531100401don't worry bwo the banner gets rerun in 4 months anyway, just borrow my kita ;)
>>531100249post sideboobs
>>531100401Bricked because you can't get top score in PVP? You really gonna drop money on that?
>>531100401the thing is, the uma banner on at the same time is terrible and just two of the worst alts for 2 characters we already have
ppl aren't going to dump on that
>>531100553I mean what's the alternative? having your uma quantum tunnel their way through Grass Wonder's fat ass?
is plan x a good skill for scarlet
Won't the game be piss easy once Kitty drops?
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>need 10 thousand fans in three turns
>game forcing me to do three races back to back
>win last race
>get hit with this shit
Iโm just gonna Umakill myself. Sorry Super Creek.
>>531100596zoomer have a desire to not miss out, to at he highest fucking degree, far more than literally anyone else
>b-b-but its a natural instinctnot like you disgusting freaks of nature
these faggots will waste money and time (on cheats) wherever possible to be at the top of some meaningless trash
>>531100528erm anon at MLB if you go on a date with her it gives you 70 energy ;)
>>531100731Yes but do it anywayy
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Anons what horse should I train for the daily Hard gold farming?
I use my condor but she wins like 75% of the time
>>531100553it happens
your position at the gate is always different and the number of front runners that cause a traffic jam varies
>>531100553>no navigation skills witlet
>>531095650I had 16 mil in a 30mil total club with like 12 guys so I left lol
>>531100528high risk high reward, pair it with spd MTKFKT for maimum minmax autism
>Biwa loves bananas
where are the arts of her eating them in an explicit manner
>>531100732Opera pads her chest.
>>531100703>what's the alternative?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C-aB09i30E&t=24s
>>531100528some people play for fun instead of only to minmax 24/7. she's a fun character and her events are kino so a card to let people see them more often and get more story on her is based. if you do happen to highroll while using the card you can get busted runs, and in a game where Legacies don't care if it took 100 failures to make 1 god-tier outcome that has value.
that doesn't mean you should use the card, but it has valid reasons to exist.
>>531100807I just put my Maruzensky there and she wins 6 out of 6 times.
>>531100528I am god's luckiest soldier
>>531100553Those are not very high numbers. Even the renty in OP recommends 650 Power for a late surger.
>>531100401>caring about pvplmao this is like when losers complain that their club isn't top 100.
>>531100807Daiwa Scarlet so you can Front your way through every RNG problem
aaa i only have 10k carats right now, is there even a chance to get 30k by kitasan black event in 2 days?
>>531100731The game is piss easy already what do you mean
>>531100528it's +20 in every stat multiple times tho? It's broken bro
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>People will brick their accounts by spending all their currency on Kitasan Black
or
>People will brick their accounts by not having kitasan black
either way, bricks all around
>>531100807I just made a 1180 speed Bakushin and she wins even with awful mood
>>531101024You know what to do anon-san
>>531099952very. it's "only" -2% flat failure rate, but if you've ever failed on a 1% or 2% training you know how easily that can ruin your entire run. it lowers fail rates just enough to make the risks low enough to go for 1 more training, so if you luck into +70 energy on your rest you don't cap out and only get like +56 and waste the rest.
>>531100731Having a 1/3 cance of rainbow training is very good, but it wont solve the game.
>>531100731Are you implying that the game currently is HARD in any shape or form?
>>531100057I roll on horse banners because horses are fun
>Kitasan banner is over
>anons did not pull
>spending the next 4 months borrowing (3 times max a day) it and using base level rs and srs
Can you imaging how utterly bricked you will be if you had to use the same r cards for months? Thats a quit right there.
>>531100253Maruzensky goes to mile medium and long races, she doesn't do sprint though
>>531100752But Anon, who will suck her tits after she wins if not you?
Should I level Fuji Kiseki SR up next? Looking like a decent wits card to me
>>531101193stop looking at me like that
>>531101210borrowing support cards is infinite bro
>>531099470Why do people use exhentai instead of nhentai again. Do you really not wanna show the hentai to people that are not in your sekrit club?
>>531100057haha look mom I pretended the question is whether or not the banner is good again and ignored that nobody will have enough gems to actually MLB the card at a reasonable chance
>>531101024Yeah, pay up piggy.
>>531101110There is not a single thing worth rolling for until Christmas Oguri anyways. Might as well throw a spark or two at the best thing we'll get for now.
>>531101210you can borrow cards as many times as you want
When do I get claw machine minigame
>>531101210>spending the next 4 months borrowing (3 times max a day) itYou don't even play the game do you?
I'm going to drop $100 on Black when the banner starts
I literally have never seen acupuncturist fail. I thought it was guaranteed stats and the text in the event was flavor
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i made it.........
>>531101298Show me the content that I just posted on nhentai.
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>>531100921isnt shuttle better for that? I have neither but I still have my 3* voucher so I could claim one of them if needed, I was saving it for after the kitsu black banner
>>531101017got it
>>531101114I have this bakushin, but she lost once
if you're going to pull only 1 Kitasan copy
why not just wait for her 0.75 banner?
>>531100413Anon the chance of getting Super Creek specifically when it's not her banner are 0.1023% and it's going to get worse with every card added. If you want her she'll have a banner in month and a half.
>>531101110I really hate that i'll brick no matter what, but such is life i guess.
>>531101220Go for Marvelous for the tits
>>531101446the initial banner is likely also 0.75
>>531100243never, she was created solely as an OC to be your rival in the 1st story campaign. they add more content for her (like the ability to train with her) in the future but she will never be playable because she exists to be your rival and the game loves doing things like locking supports if you're playing as that character to force story logic to work.
>>531100807This is the oguri I use and she wins by a huge margin even with the worst mood
>>531101298nhentai is a mirror of exhentai with less content and lower quality images
why would you ever use it over the site it steals from?
>>531101345Randomly when doing recreation during Classic or Senior year, though it can only trigger once per year.
>>531101298>sekrit clubAnyone who isn't an uber newfaggot has been on sadpanda for 5+ years, most anons longer and it's literally never been easier to get on.
People use it instead of nhentai because it isn't a bloated to death piece of crap.
how do you guys build your support decks for pace chasers?
>>531101446I still need other support cards anyway, might as well roll when the stakes are high
>>531101379thats not how you play roulette
>>531101446if the banner is 0.5 i aint pulling that
>>531100731>pveNo one cares about pve. It's all about pvp.
your bricked im bricked were all bricked none of us have the best rng account might as well just quit and just kill ourselves while we are at it
>>531101420idk what you posted because I never bothered joining the sekrit club when nhentai exists and has everything the sekrit club has.
>>531101110>people brick their account but throwing everything they have>not a single blacked gets rolledwhoa, truly epic!
>>531101515>likelyfucking lmao you faggots dont even know whats going on or to happen all of this shit is gaslighting of the highest magnitude
>>531101567Same way I do everything else. 3 Speed 1 Stam 1 Power 1 Wit.
>>531101304That's not a question at all, lil retard. You can MLB Kitasan later.
Give it to me straight: not rolling for MLB Kitasan is really that detrimental to an account? I just started playing 3 days ago and obviously don't have the carats for it...
>>531101590No one cares about pvp so eos it is I guess.
>>531101492I only have her as 0LB but yeah those two seem like a nice pair to have on wit
>>531100703>having your uma quantum tunnel their way through Grass Wonder's fat ass?No, that's my job
>>531101643why a wit card? I feel like thats a waste for a pace chaser.
>Have a comfy club
>Full with 30 people and a decent number of fans
>But the Leader is a casual retard with barely 2m fans that log ins every 21 hours once per day
Should I start a coup d'etat?
>>531101024 (me)
well i just started 2 days ago, tempted to just restart my account and just reroll for both 0LB kitasan and the super creek i currently have
So the hint skills are just completely unreliable memes that will never give you the thing you want? The thing I'm supposed to be looking at are the other skills hidden in another tab?
who is the fastest front runner on JP server
>>531101731Because you still want ~500 and having a wit card makes it much more efficient to click.
>>531101304Just reroll for it
>>531101428She's missing about 100 speed
I don't need to respond or engage with that, because the card will be 0.75 in 3 days and you'll be gone as quickly as you showed up to shitpost about it.
>>531100532Dantsu paizuri
>>531101592Nah I'm a casual who cares more about the career stories than sweating it out in pvp. I'm free to play the game as I see fit and not have to care about meta stuff people are having a meltdown over.
>>531101298Because exhentai has more than just porn on it.
It is probably one of, if not, THE best source for art books and non-h doujins still around.
>>531101731Wit helps with early-race positioning
>>531101612the bots nhentai use to scrape ex skip over a lot of shit and this retard thinks his SEA site has all of it
LOL
>>531101745the longer you let it go on, the worse it will be and you will regret not doing something about it sooner
>>531101446Oh god Satono Diamond's gold skill is fucking ironwill
>roll kitasan
>get invited into high tier clubs that get extra gems a month from ranking
>easily stay in class 6 in pvp for more gems
>dominate champions meet for more rewards
>by the time the kitasan rerun comes around, you'll have more gems than if you had saved
>its not the gaslighting tranny nigger that are shit posting its YOU, the #truthposter!
>>531101810Rerolling on Kitasan is optimal. Go for 3LB or more
>>531101695You get room races all the time, so people clearly care about it even without rewards. Your cope is weak.
>>531101936we told you she's pretty mediocre
>>531101936u tske it for her, I won't
>>531101693it's not since you can always just use her as a friend summon. there are a few ways to get her for free later but by that time she'll already be outclassed
>>531101984her name is tachyon you phony
>guest support runs
What a fucking waste of time
I would have rerolled my account but I got Symboli on my first pull and thought she was really cool looking, then I pulled her two more times and 4*'d her, so I just went with it. I also have no knowledge of the future events or releases so I'm just going to have fun.
>>531101468s-shut up... I need to roll for support cards anyway...
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>>531101984why is there so much handholding art of her?
>>531101693You better off rerolling for one kitasan+something good
>>531100401those players will be idiots for not understanding they are not the whales you fight sometimes in PvP, and that performing mildly better in PvP doesn't warp the game experience.
This is my 15th career. Just give me the goddamn hot spring already!
>>531101937>by the time the kitasan rerun comes around, you'll have more gems than if you had savedYou will, over the course of months, have possible 10 more rolls in total
>>531101827Kitasan blanco for mid and Kitasan rojo for long
I found out how to get gems super easy, if you grind out tasks at the labor factory for 8-12 hours a day they'll give you some worthless out of game currency that you can trade for in game currency!
>>531102119what does the orange carrot mean
Those who are saving up for Kitasan haven't pulled yet. They are all using leveled up R's and SR's.
They spent resources leveling them up.
Gonna start S1 of the anime tonight, what did you guys think of it
>>531102119there is literally nothing of value that can be done with friend supports because this game is a hard numbers game and you aren't going to be lucky enough to get usable sparks. anyone feel free to prove me wrong.
>>531102213You're acting like a baby which is what she wants so you have no bargaining power to make her roll the hot spring ticket
>>531102284it's like a bookmark you can manually set
>>531102021lol
Why even pretend to be this clueless? 95% of people play for the girls, the career mode and the VN stuff, Hell, the real pvp mode isn't even in the game yet, no one gives a rat's ass about pvp right now. It's shit most people skip to get it registered as a daily.
>>531101925Tell me a name and I will find it. There is nothing more pathetic than sekrit club faggots and sekrit club websites. No I'm not jumping through a hoop or multiple hoops to join a website just so I can feel special about it.
I'm wondering about grass
>>531102258that's called paypigging and it's a mortal sin
>>531102313Itโs fun. Donโt forget to watch the rest.
>>531101592Might as well come back in 4 years when everything in the game now is already obselete and then reroll for the meta of 2029.
>>531101210imagine shitposting this hard about a game you don't even understand the basic mechanics of
how do i choose which stamina ssr to use
rice shower, super creek, and mcqueen all seem decent
is super creek better just for not being a story ssr?
long lates need every stat, right? so i shouldnt take multiple stamina?
>>531102313it's nice, i like cinderella gray more though
>anon post his horse
><500 stam
>>531102306You need to level all your cards eventually, they all add up to the team trials bonus.
>>531102327It could've been good with a power spark, but I'm trying to make pvp horses with power/stam sparks and unique skills I don't own
>worst shitfuck of a run ever
>First 6*
>>531102313Pretty good! One of my favorite things the anime did was those cut-away gags or background gags.
why is her head so fucking big
>>531102561This is why I make sure to always have 500+ stam on my losing runs.
>>531101693No, not really. The reason the card is good is that it's a speed card that has an increased chance to be training her specialty starting at 3*, + a lineup of solid skills and events you wouldn't hate to get.
>>531102450super creek is better because Arc Maestro works for every track, every distance, and every strategy, while cooldown (the one mcfatty has) is only for long
when will we gest teio costume 2
>>531102403lmao the other anon already posted shit that your epic site doesnt have
only sub 50 iq redditor subhumans like you can still struggle to get into panda despite your ilk even making extensions to 'simplify' logging into it
>>531102450Super Creek is best for swinging maestro, Mcqueen is a good replacement for long runners
>>531101693Don't worry about it, people are spazzing out and shitposting because it all snowballed off of the fact that the card performs like 1.3% better than other speed cards do at the moment. You will be completely fine without it and if you want to use it half your friends list will have it MLB'd because the shitposters convinced so many people to save gems for it.
>>531102313It's a bit more comfy than other shows but it already shows signs of a hot-blooded sports anime, things only ramp up from there.
>>531102253ใพใใใใใ
>>531102596I regret not rolling Dream Journey....
>>531102403making an account on a website isn't really something I would consider "jumping through hoops"
>>531102596it's just that her body is small
>>531102306Yeah?
You do realize that there is an infinite amount of SP, Monies, shoes, sashes to earn by playing the game, but only a finite amount of things to spend them on.
Eventually, by playing the game long enough, you too will start leveling up R's
>>531102596Why is she so violent?
you should try joining public room match
I left a solo Mcqueen in this random room a few hours ago and she actually won
now I'm +1 mood
place your bets folks, after the kitasan banner ends and the dust settles, what will the shitposters that don't even play the game spam 24/7?
1. Smugly implying anyone that followed their advice/didn't follow their advice is bricked long after the banner is over and despite the fact that it doesn't matter either way
2. Never mention the card again because it's not that relevant, and start spamming 24/7 that you need to save every last carat to dump on Super Creek's upcoming banner instead
3. Wildcard
>>531102661Give me 1 good reason for the website to be a sekrit club and I will go through the retarded hoop and join. So far no panda faggot has been able to give me a valid reason
>>531102596she's really smol
Why do so many umas have a white streak of hair in front?
>>531102253The difference between winning CM group A and losing in group B is 10 rolls. There is 1 CM per month, with global's acceleration there will be 2, so in 6 months of losing in group B you'll be down 120 rolls.
>open race tab
>follow the whales that are high ranked
>now my umas are able to reach rank A
So I guess I should have done this when I started playing huh
I grinded alone only to reach B or B+...
>>531102968it's a secret club specifically to filter retards like you out, what better reason is there?
>>531102403You know you can just use e- for non loli porn, right? You fucking retard.
>people tell me speed is the only thing that matters in a sprint
>online race
>my sprinter has about 200 less speed than theirs
>both pace chasing in a 1200
>win because i have better other stats and way better skills/wits
horsetards?
>>531103018cause a lot of horses theyre based on also have it
>>531102596huge downgrade
Iโve been spinning my wheels playing with Bakushin to get career clears. Anyone else I feel like I have to pay attention and Iโm now locked into a run for what feels like over thirty minutes. Is there an easier way to streamline the process to make it as close to Bakushin?
>>531103038>Summer 2 hits>No RainbowsHeh, nice A Rank kid.
>>531103018what white streak?
>>531103020CM is entirely based on game knowledge and not meta
>>531103018strong sundayman genes
>>531102824>go on nhentai: watch hentai>go on 1337: pirate game >go on one of the shitload of anime streaming sites: watch anime>go on nyaa: pirate anime and anime related shitIf it works for them it can work for the panda any extra steps is sekrit club faggotry that I will ignore.
>>531103190star and stripe > narrow stripe > connected star >star > star and snip > blaze > bald
>>531103018blame incest, not the horses
>>531103219Anyon, your 2010 anime/vn knowledge?
i tried taking biwa for power long but instead of giving me power skills she gave me 4 conditionals
might just take vodka or something instead...
>>531103246You can just balance any medium/long runner's speed/stam/power and you'll have smooth runs
>>531103219>zoomers don't even know about amagamiSAD
>>531103038which one do you usually pick
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>>531101937non-delusional version
>roll kitasan>so did 60% of all people so nobody else cares>lose in pvp to whales>lose in champions meet to whales>by the time the kitasan rerun comes around, it doesn't even matter what you did the first time because the game has selectors and universal uncap items now so everyone can have a few of the best cards uncapped without worrying about it
>>531103250I only started 6 days ago anon...
>>531103307You're not gonna win any CM at all if you don't roll for any cards in the next 6 months.
>>531103219>today's anon doesn't know the GOATgrim frfr
>>531103340>nyaa>not animebytes
>>531103052ye that's usually the respone retards that have no answers give. Another retarded sekrit club faggot that thinks he's special for jumping through a hoop like a trained sea animal at a zoo.
>>531103440twenty skill points? and five wit? for FREE???? woweee what kind of idiot would ever pick anything else???
>late start
>late start
>late start
>late start
>late start
>late start
ARE MY HORSES RETARDED?
>>531103020the delusional part here is thinking that with a playerbase this large that anyone other than whales will win in CM consistently. if anything, you don't want kitasan black mlb early because that means you're going to end up fighting whales with full max mlb cards and maxed out horses instead of regular players.
>>531103582prease understand
>>531103514yeah you expect this illiterate retard to know anything other than the most obvious public honeypots seeing how mad he is that the panda is too secret for him?
>>531103547another midwit filtered
This is like an alternate universe where all the designs are bad
>>531103514not him but my account got killed years ago
christ why is Mayano such a whore for me it's actually reminding me of going to cons back in the day and having to deal with underageb& slags
>>531103684new shit front = good
>old shit back = bad
>>531103684most of these designs just have way too much going on
i call it korean mmo design syndrome
>>531103612There is no special matchmaking in CM. You will get matched with whales with S+ umas even if your entire team is B+.
>>531102565newfag, the bonus caps at 50% and you will hit it off of SSRs and the few good SRs alone before long. you do not level Rs for the tiny little drop of team trials bonus it gives.
>>531103472I'm not advocating for not rolling, I'm just saying you could beat CM with no kita, like most japs did
>>531102450All the gold skills are more or less the same, some just more conditional.
Super Creek is just good. Everyone has Swinging Maestro for a reason.
Rice is fine enough on long debuffers but bad on everything else.
Mcqueen is a solid choice for any long-distance runner.
>>531103440>Do I have Orange Bond yet? (Y/N)>NOption 1 or 2, especially 2 if it is early,
>>531103684don't be mean to my wife gentildonna
>>531102951It's really funny, the latest argument I've seen is that you'll replace Kitasan with specialty cards later. Which never happened in JP, even for the whales who had every support in the game. She was still in every single deck. Her position got replaced by another generalist card. And even now when highlander decks are being used, the recommended card you use for the speed slot is a generalist card, Almond Eye.
>>531103404>>531103424>>531103495>VN adaptationI'll read it instead
are there any ways to consistently guarantee the charming status? this buff is so fucking broken early on
>>531103514>animebytes>not xdcc
>>531103504she's really fucking stupid
pls be kind to her
>>531088921Going to attempt this soon. Do you train after the third or second race? I've noticed I've done three races in a row and nothing happens. So I'm guessing it's a chance for a mood down?
>>531103857Read THIS faggot
*unzips pants*
>>531103820so always prioritize the orange bond?
>>531102205tl note: japanese people write the family name first and the christian name last.
>>531102313If you just torrented it, do you have the magnet link? I'm lazy but might as well watch it tonight too and shitpost with you guys
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>>531100752Skill issue
I never got hit with the outbreak
>>531103190Do we have any bald horses?
>>531103682>le honeypotsKek this retard thinks the Feds are following him, that's why he went in the sekrit club. Pretty sure the Feds know your sekrit site is a porn site anon. The point of sekrit clubs is to make the members feel special not to keep the feds from shutting it down.
>>531103696Did you just not log in bro?
>>531103418Whenever I do that, 9 times out of 10 I cannot clear the last race of the URA Final. Only one who cleared it was Air Groove using what you suggested, but I know what carried me was the luck to get Swinging Maestro and an S rank for Turf
>>531103769*Mihoyo Syndrome
>>531102596she's supposed to wear a big school shooter trenchcoat that makes her body not look so tiny, her head looks normal on the trenchcoat.
>>531103952Orange Bond faster mean more rainbows. Ideally you want most of them to be Orange before summer 1 hits.
FINALLY CRACKED B+
I had her speed maxed out so early, I think before the second summer
>>531103857Unironically enjoy the game in that case. No idea if you thought this is a weird flex, insult or anything. The adaptation and the source are both great and nice entry points.
>>531103990kek this retard is too stupid for the most basic secret club, that's why he doesnt know how to stil get in
also this ESL is giving away his browness so easily by capitalizing feds LMAO
>>531103789>the bonus caps at 50%?
>>531103907no but nishimo flower is your best bet as of now
>>531103857You should. Just so you know best girl isn't even romanceable.
>>531104171do i care about the practice perfect status?
>>531104202>still no reason to join the sekrit club given
>>531103190bruhhh lmao that honse is bald
>>531103921I use it as well for seasonal shit.
>>531103038>follow the whales that are high ranked>this account has reached the maximum followershow do you find which ones you can follow
Ive got good ending on 13 umas, and 2 hot springs :D
>>531103857Based, but do watch the adaptation too
Nothing feels wose than botching a career, immediately retrying, then botching it even harder.
>>531104316>still not enough iq to get in the sekrit club, therefore there's no reason to joinyou aren't helping your case here SEAshit kun
>>531103971I used this one
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>>531103965referring to people by their family name is not unusual.
>>531089092>Is 3 years old>Its montjeu grandson>The trainer has lymphoma>The horse had a really bad race it was leffard first G1 and placed 17th but trainer and owner believed in Leffard.>Get a new jockey.>It's first G1 WIN and with the new jockey>It will compete in the l'arc de triomphe race.JUST LIKE MY ANIME
>>531101524>they add her>in the first scenario, the rival is replace by one of your top 3 record holders for the scenario when you are using her
>>531103440practice perfect because if you have any experience with this game you know how run ruining a single failed practice can be. it tilts the odds in your favor enough to let you take riskier trainings and not regret it.
umas that would watch anime with me?
>>531103971>>531104432>needs torrent links to be sharedIm surprised that you zoomer cunts are able to torrent at all, thought you were phone only turds, always and only watching shit through garbage streaming sites at 480p
>>531104181How the fuck? Even when I just did speed training and literally no other training I never got it fully maxed.
>>531104290If you like rolling near 20% fail rate then Practice perfect means less fails. If you keep it safe and don't roll near 20% then get the WIT and Skill points.
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What happens if I get the skill but don't remove the purple?
>>531104316content
try to post an nhentai link to the exhentai content from earlier
>>531104365How many follow slots do you get to begin with anyways
>>531103684I was about to say that most of those designs aren't even terrible individually and that it's just the lack of cohesion that makes it look so messy, but then I looked at it closer and kept finding more fucking bows and hairclips in the front girl's design that it's not even funny.
>>531104639How do you even get purple skills? I have been playing 100+ hours and haven't seen even a single one yet
>>531104639these are two different skills anone read them again
>>531104431Even if it was as simple as making an account I wouldn't do it. I do not need an account to visit a porn site and jerk off. Anything more than opening the site, searching for whatever I want to jerk off to and jerking off is extra steps for retards.
Will kitasan be the biggest upset in the game?
So many people are going to be pissed and might even drop the game for not pulling her.
>>531104365Dunno I got lucky I guess, checked out a good amount of players took me a few minutes to find a few good ones.
>>531104639read very carefully
I just won the uma finals...
I am gonna cry
>>531104720You have to do so badly on a race it mentally scars the uma
>>531104720some horses/supports get/give them as a part of their plot
>>531104639This anon's wit is a little low.
>>531104735Unironically based
>>531104668give me a name and I will find it without joining a sekrit club website.
>>531104720when urara jobs the arima kinen she has a chance to get so buckbroken she gets the track purple
>>531104720Choke so hard in a race your horse decides to kill itself.
>>531104818Who did you win with?
>>531104735>Even if it was as simple as making an account I wouldn't do ityeah, because we already know you're too retarded to actually do it, you're just repeating 'im a midwit' every time you reply crying about the secret club
>>531104316the reason is to keep you out
>>531104735No. You need to 3* her for her to be worth anything and MLB her to make her great. People who pull one of her will be as fucked as those who didn't.
>>531104745cute fanfiction but casuals won't even notice not having her because the game is easy enough as-is and they don't obsess over pvp they'll lose to whales anyway
i failed four runs with gold ship TODAY all targeting different builds. i am just going to rice shower her and myself on the track
>>531104905Special Week
My first career with her
>>531104818Congrats anon
โBelieve in the tears you shed that dayโ
nice nature is actually kind of cute...
Just use https://niyaniya.moe/
Panda sucks anyway
you niggas skip the races or watch them?
>>531104961Jesus fucking christ. If nhentai told me to make an account the next time I feel like jerking off there I will never go to nhentai again. Do you get it now? It's not about how complicated or simple it is. I am not going through a useless hoop to jerk off.
The only gacha I've played before this was SMT Dx2 and this metafag talk is reminding me of the PvP dicktwisting that happened there
At least this game doesn't seem as jewish
>>531105159Skipping races gives your uma a debuff.
>>531105191'I AM A MIDWIT DOCTOR HAN'
>>531104545nta but some of us grew up on torrented shit it's only those born 2006 and forward that can't into basic pc usage
>>531105159Watch occasionally, typically at higher speeds. Skip most races. Honor career and URA final races. I truly believe some of my racers donโt like me watching them because when I decide to, CHOKE
When people talk about 'rerolling' they mean restarting the entire account and trying to get some specific cards from just the initial free 30 or whatever rolls you get?
>>5311045634 speed cards and luck with rainbows
>>531091274scrcpy + usb C and just play on phone on desktop then
>>531106163yes. it's a terrible idea to reroll if you've been playing a while because the progress you've already made is worth more than forcing a few copies of 1 specific card that is very slightly above average in power.
>>531103038how, all the whales on top are at follow limit
>>531106163Rerolling is for crippling autists that do not understand the concept of fun.
>>531106163I rerolled in a game once and it was awful, and not worth it.
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>>531102123based symboli fan. God speed anon. I like how she says this a few times , like a little catchphrase hehe
>>531091253wait for power creep
>>531098487noooo its been deleted from pixiv
HEY GUYS WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME MORE OO-MAH MOO SUE MAY TODAY
>>531106163Yeah, and you have to autistically do it for hours, even days, in hopes of getting the card.
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