Shaved Hroths Edition
>Moogle Treasure Trovehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202507/5jc8r6hlb2
>Patch 7.25 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3c12f110983c5f4288d43aa5ac2ed3c022a75b48
>Meetups• July 13, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | /xivg/ Plays the Game: Forked Tower ver.
• July 13, 07:00PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club
• July 14, 05:00 PM EDT | Primal, Excalibur, Empyreum W15 P56 | HDF Inaugural Matches
• July 16, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane | NA Umineko Teahouse RP Meet
• July 17, 10:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Eulmore | Pride & Prejudice 1980 Watch Party
• July 18, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | 90's Cartoon Watch Party
Last Time:
>>531090061• July 19, 10:00 PM CET | Materia, Sophia, Kugane | EU Umineko Teahouse RP Meet
• July 19, 18:00 PM BST | Lich, Light, Empyreum, Ward 7, Plot 48 | Transformers one
I thought you were my friend.
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Sunnieday
Start of thread, everyone will notice that kyoppi is on Epstein list.
>>531102924I'm sorry I didn't know how to tell you how I felt.
>>531102973>Thi?THESE NUTS
>>531102916Trans get the rights and the lefts.
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lalers
>>531103173Sending them to the EXPLOSION realm
>>531102660NYE deets, now
>>531103150need those ears tickling the back of my fiddie's throat
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Sir? You will show respect to my mava sir. I paid top dollar.
My moonie is about to do FL on LIIIIIIGHT
>>531103150Older women are the best.
i need a goatee or beard on my fem character at short notice. could anyone help out please and link a mod? please help!
>>531102924Why would I ever want to be your friend? Half of you buckets have no aspirations, no hobbies aside from textfucking.
>>531103031Please be on Crystal.
Sea Lion
Gremlo
Malachite
Dominic Toretto
You may not like it but those times were peak ffxiv
>>531103301without me? ;_;
>>531102916Which ones? Because if you look like a girl, you're going to find out what a real man can do to your holes.
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>>531102660>concealed pon>concealed>pon...what now?
But also, whatever happened, that sucks.
>>531103173I need that thing on the left
>>531103301It's too late for me to join today, but I'm sending you my energy so you can get lots of wins :3
>>531102924I thought I was too.
Just fucked another F+ rava again Male bros.
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>>531103338I visit sometimes
>>531103150Yes we do!
>>531103305Based, friend.
https://files.catbox.moe/678kik.mp4
i will cook you dinner tonight, anon
Do you think if they made happy meal-esque toys for FFXIV it would be notable NPCs, or would they make figures for each of the jobs
>>531103301Ganbatte moonie!
>>531103507why not just play the fucking sims at this point
>>531103457tell me your secrets. I don't believe that any f+ like bunboys.
qdw qwd
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>>531103441Thank you! i will make sure to bully people extra hard today
>>531103548*smooch*
>>531103526Both, i.e. if there was a Sage toy it's definitely be of Alphinaud
>>531103425"Pon" is just triplet in japanese.
>>531103301i will join the queue!
Post sunnies I need inspiration
>>531103385you can join! just dm me!
Is there such a thing as being too happy?
Perhaps. Not in the joy itself, but in the way it sharpens the edges of everything around it. Like a still lake so glassy you begin to fear the ripple. A moment so perfect it hums with tension, as if the universe has taken too long a breath and now must exhale. Maybe it's not that happiness invites ruin, but that we, in our fragile humanness, can't help but glance over our shoulder when things feel too right. As though the stars, in their perfect formation, draw the attention of fate, curious, maybe jealous, ready to scatter them just to restore the chaos we’ve grown used to calling home.
Dragonfucker cleared UCOB why haven't (You)?
>my fiddie targets you and does this emote
Your response?
>>531103594 i also pvp, raid, and will hop on to do content anytime someone asks me
the sims doesnt have that methinks
>>531103460Cat Atris is cool. Almost as cool as Fiddie Atris.
>>531103632nta but my fiera+ likes those
>>531103704I thought pon was only for making a call on a discard, and a "concealed pon" was simply drawing a tile to complete a koutsu and silently holding onto it, without any need to declare "pon" for it.
>>531103831/dm me! "h-hi!"
I just did!!
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>>531103918WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM
I MUST KNOW
>>531103901I'm not Tom's Refurb.
>>531103918I slice her jugular
>>531103704I'm not sure if that's true in Japanese, but that's not how it's used in Riichi terminology. Pon is a tile call for an open triplet (giving you a minkou). What you had was an ankou (concealed triplet).
>>531103632There are more F+ who like males than you might expect.
Anyone wanna join a parade? It's in Rafflesia, Dynamis.
>>531104005yet my dms remain empty! it's oki just queue up and have fun fren
>almost fuark tower time
OOOOOOOOH WHOSE READY TO DO BIG DICK DAMAGE AAAAAAA IM BERZERKERING MAN MODE
>>531104004Don't think too hard about it.
>90's cartoon meet up
Are they going to be a surprise or do you have alone up already?
>>531103901I don't have a hard on for bahamut
>>531103901I have though?
>>531103981THAT'S NOT A SUNNIE
>>531104037under the witch
>>531104106I joined a lala event yesterday already, too many of those!
>>531103901If my wife isn't there to help prog for her, I'm not doing it again.
How do you feel when someone recognizes you from the thread in game? Do they say anything strange to you?
>>531104103wryx what's your favorite race of futa
>>531103901I'm not interested in playing Ultimates. I'm fine watching.
>>531102803 (OP)Whats with all the meets on unemployement hours?
>>531104118Right here boss man!
>>531103980Go away Fiddie Atris
https://files.catbox.moe/sg9rm5.webm
reminder that it was already over a long time ago, if there was any hope left for you then you wouldn't be spending your days in a place like this.
You were supposed to be my friend.
>>531104265they always rape me...
>>531103632Mine is completely fine with male characters.
>>531103998What kind do you like?
>>531104103>There are more F+ who like males than you might expect.I keep hearing that but I never get to meet any.
I don't get it. They made it so you can queue food but there's still an ungodly delay before you can use a gcd after eating so what was the fucking point?
>>531104362Who might this be?
>>531104248>>531104037Don't bother. The game has weird fart and scat shit going on. A lot of feet sniffing.
>>531103632Keep trying Jean, you will find one one day.
My maleroe is not longer gay
Need to sink my fangs into someone~
There was once an attempt to teach me mahjong, but I just don't get it. However, funny tiles. I will attend your meetup, Mahjong Man.
>>531104442One must chew their food before swallowing it.
>>531104352wow I love jewish media!
>>531104484Is Claire truly back?
>>531103763Here, have my former sunnie
>>531103901I did, though...
>>531103918Unprotected breeding sex.
>>531104352Tommorow is another day, anon
Anyone want a mentally ill transbian eb?
new tren twin video sisters
>>531104103>There are more F+ who like males than you might expect.I'm starting to learn that.
>>531104376>>531104343Goofies
>>531104103Do you play majsoul with anons? I finally got into it a couple weeks ago
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>be possessed by ancient
>she makes your hair into the same style she gave her dog
KEK
>>531104106what these midgets playing at it aint even christmas yet man
Anybody here has a genuine DSR clear?
>>531102803 (OP)I don't know how to feel about that picture
>>531104606As long as you're a catgirl, yeah.
>>531103901Not interested enough to pursue it outside of friend groups.
>>531104103You know what I'm talking about, that's what matters.
>>531104606sure but I play a male character
>>531104352>dude it's hopeless it will never get betterMight as well kill yourself then huh
>>531104476>fartin in my loli porn gameSick bastards…
>>531104706PS2 had better looking boots.
>>531104640Christmas in July is always a big trope.
>>531104660Think of it as one of those Sphinx cats.
>>531103918>>531104248>>531104476>game starts out with a kino premise and character design and then progressively becomes grosser and grosser and the girls become less and less attractiveYes I'm mad, Dealer was PERFECT and criminally underused
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q frontlines
>>531104682I will fanta for you if we match well
>>531104892No. Won back to back to back, pushed my luck hard enough already
>>531104352Man I hate the fucking French.
Don't try to use xiv as a dating app for starters. Go on an actual dating app and get some hobbies.
Get rid of people like in that webm who make you feel like shit. Idgaf if theyre you're grown ass eb or text fuck buddy, ditch em.
my girlfriend always looks at me lustfully whenever I start talking about whatever hyperfixtion im on like warhammer or interesting facts about animals.
>>531104892only if i get to rape you
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>be worthless in your path
is there ANYTHING he did that was actually cool? I cant remember
>>531104941What are you now?
>>531104615Which f+ tried to rape your croc/wanted to get raped by croc?
>>531104352I accepted this long ago, bro
>>531104769If I didn't have people and pets that rely on me, yeah...
>>531104606do you like other mentally ill transbians
>>531102961we really need more lowlanders in the thread
>>531105163Nice blank...s...
>>531105067his intro. pretty much it.
>hey wol want to go to war again after an shitty expansion crying about the horrors of war and its toll on people?>hey wol want to see my story about my toy instead of yugiri? >hey wol you want to see my wolf brigade general do something? too bad.
>>531105067Take the NPC limit break from Lyse sometimes in the Ghimlyt Dark
>>531105163/pet /mofu
I guess sappho had a fucking giggle with the amogus
>>531103150I happily fuck older women.
>>531105163Raping the catfoxthing
>>531105067he monologued for a full minute while Gosetsu was holding up an entire roof after being shot several times
I want an EB that will do what I want when I want and just be happy to be with me. Yeah, we'll do what you want as well, but only when I feel like it.
>>531104874I like the VA's, they're all sex.
suuankou
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>>531104271Just a slight reshuffle of my favorite regular F races. Probably catgirls and fiera at the top since femra+ can be really hit or miss despite having a slight edge as my favorite race aesthetically.
>>531104420If you're not specifically looking within the thread, I'm sure you can find some at the Quicksand or the bench. Plenty of F+ have "pan" either in their comment or F-List. Within the thread, there are still plenty who are open about their preferences.
>>531104618Not often these days. I still play it a fair amount myself.
>>531104716True! Just being a terminology nerd. It took me way longer than most to learn it, and there are still things I look up all the time. Related to that, Suuankou = suu (4) ankou (concealed triplets)!
>>531105067He plapped Cirina while forcing Yugiri to stand guard outside his tent.
>>531104685Stop posting this bro
>>531105151kill yourself pedophile
>>531105313That's kind of cringe sis...
>>531104265I always rape them.
>>531104892no, every single fucking time i saw your ginger cat in frontlines you spent half the time standing afk near spawn
fuck off
>>531105358thats the duty of all doman lords.
>>531105313my eb was like this
>>531104706Small indie company please don't look inside your dirt-filled boots
>the biggest gooner known as Sapphirae Nyx browse xivg
why am i not surprised
>>531105313My EB is exactly like this.
>>531103150I MISS MY HAGLALA FRIEND......
>>531105360They asked for sunnies bro, I'm just posting me sunnie... u_u
I want an EB that I can run lots of content with, hang out with and just make happy.
>>531105495Where have you been anon?
>>531105514I don't think they are reading the thread right now so probably not.
sorry gang I didn't have the heart to tell the cute sprout fiera dancer to partner me so the dungeon would go a few minutes faster
>>531103836no. you can't ever be too happy before reality checks you.
>>531105590I don't remember making this post
>>531105151we need more to turn into buttsluts
>>531104685Keep posting this /pet
>>531105357>111999pShould've gone for chuuren poutou if you'd gotten luckier
>>531105086>wanted to get raped by croc?Couple rava+
And surprisingly a of femboys.
>>531103836this feels super pretentious and i hate how much it resonates with me, fuck you. what's it from
>>531105524I'm sure that you are a delectable little morsel
>>531105313I'm like that but every time I get close to someone they just space out and ignore me to doomscroll all day until I come up with something for us to do. It's so tiresome
>get puppet bunker in araid roulette
>type "sorry my cat is throwing up I have to attend to it"
>afk and play another game for the majority of the raid
>come back for final boss
easiest xp of my life
>>531103150I love older woman (immune to the ravages of time due to aetheric fuckery)
My femezen is about to be schizo'd, for hanging with "the wrong people"
I just feel it, look forward to it
>>531105717We're back!!! ^_^
>>531105357>Probably catgirls and fiera at the topsunnie+ stay winning
>>531105358this must've happened when yotsuyu was under her care
>trained ninja>lets the amnesiac former viceroy under her care escape to go pick up persimmons
>>531105793just cut the rope
>>531105313this is my eb but the other way around where they never want to talk about or do what I like and it makes me resent them
YOUR FEMEZEN IS A BITCH WHORE SLUT
i hate moving i hate moving i hate moving aaaaaaaaaa
>>531105793You're on Balmung, aren't you?
>>531105495don't you know? he's literally asexual, it's just his commissions that are lewd
>>531105151Truer words have never been spoken
Is it sad or is it funny that the only time casual queuers finally target a GNB is when Devil'von Panzerfaust is playing?
>random group I joined in FoE got R1 dead stars and R1 dragon (we weren't even trying on dead stars)
>world first raiders on twitch try to put together an FT run to steal the r1 speed kills back from us
>they don't break a single record and they disband the group
>their last magi kill had like 40 deaths, most of them zerk tanks fucking up(or their oracles fucking up) which led to random DPS dying to autos but they still killed it
hehe
>>531105778Hello ma'am. Chloe representative here, we've assigned you one too many stickers this week by mistake,, please give it back at this moment
>>531105738What if im.... not male
>>531105357>If you're not specifically looking within the threadI sort of am, weirdly enough. I usually get along with xivggers better than normies, and I'm not really just looking for gooner hookups. Maybe I'm just getting in my own way.
>>531105067no, he's worse than lyse or lamat
>>531105086>wanted to get raped by croc?Couple tribal rava+
And surprisingly a lot of femboys..
Just took a fat Dawntrail, did I miss the trans roulette?
>>531104660*advances on you with trimmers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg6W1JFQqPY
>>531105925Any content and othergame too. Anything they want as long as I get to see their smile.
>>531105969best looking catgirl in this general
my femezen is laying miserably in bed even though she planned to do a lot of leveling today because her new meds are making her uber nauseous
>>531105960both but more funny than sad
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>>531104874that's just what happens when you rely on patreonbux
the dev wants to cater to the people dumping lods of emone on the project and the only people mentally ill enough to pour funding into a long term H-game scam are all going to be absolute degenerates
>>531105960Nothing in this world makes me laugh harder than watching Devil'von get fucking clowned on so hard they throw the match
does anybody want to Do Anything or Hang Out on the crystal datacenter btw
pvp meow
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i just discovered a new tech in seal rock specifically very cool
>>531106146didnt ask. cumming on your face
>>531105590I wanted this at one point but I've given up..
>>531106146Show ass in that g string poyo so my cock can go poyooyoyoying
>>531105978Sure, you can have it back. Here. I get the gold three-line thing, right?
>>531106180Why not participate in the lalafell Christmas in July march with me? It's in Rafflesia.
>>531105915No, im not a denizen of the 'mung
>>531105964Yeah, its you...
>>531105878What
>>531106207Uuuoooohhhh! Cute miqitten! (ToT)
>>531106159you say this but the h-game patreon's raking in the big bucks are the most milquetoast and bland shit imaginable
>>531105590>>531106286same, but mostly because i have realized what slop 14 actually is
>>531106139What othergames do you othergame then?
>>531106286Same bro, now I just explodepost at people who actually managed to make it.
My femlala wants a notEB who is happy being a notEB, and understands e-dating is worse in every way to friendship (with some lewd as a joke).
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>>531106315*Shakes fist in a rage*
>>531106341patreon doesn't allow certain nsfw content so it has to be that way
>>531104874Brother that shit was a brap foot fetish game from literal day one
>>531106315Where in Rafflesia?
>>531106513I could be mistaken but I don't remember any brap/scat/piss stuff in Dealer's chapter. Foot stuff yeah, but that's okay cause I like feet.
>>531106482I, too, hate the Wondrous Funny-book of sticker collecting.
>>531106594New Gridania ( 12.3 , 13.0 )
>>531106410Its fine in moderation.
>>531106432Helldivers 2 is one such game pretty open minded about othergaming ideas
>>531106482*shakes balls in a cage*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjMiqVeiG8
>>531104321I am not that cat.
>>531104874High collar witch reminded me of a humanized Wisp. Also the big brown gypsy woman was 10/10 especially since she was bullying the PC's dick with her gorilla grip sphincter
>>531106450I wou;d accept that but you would also have to accept that I will never lewd you and you can't complain when I lewd someone else. But you'll still be my friend that isn't my EB.
>>531106713NOOOO COME BACK
Is Lost Ark a good game for washed up XIV gooner ex raid monkey that doesnt wanna hardcore raid anymore
>>531106770that game is entirely endgame raids, you will be miserable
>>531106719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEAntK9rc9U
>>531106746>I will never lewd you and you can't complain when I lewd someone elseFuck that noise and anyone who falls for it
>>531104352i have someone very important to me who i hope will want to hold me like this someday. but i'm happy with things as they are now, too. i treasure that person a great deal, and the good times are more than worth the bad times.
>>531106731Built for holding hands with and putting a smile on her face.
>>531106770no, it's p2w garbage and only exists in it's endgame raids
>grapefag
>c9
queueing down
>>531106690I haven't othergamed that since AT-AT update
>>531105719God, that one's on my to-do list, but it's ridiculous how lucky you have to get. Depending on game state, I'll spend a few discards going for it if I start off with (e.g.) 11999, and maybe transition out into a defensive honitsu or something if it didn't work.
>>531106016There are several F+ here who are publicly into male characters and a couple more who aren't public about it. There's nothing lost if you ask someone about their preferences, either on here anonymously or in-game.
>>531105960We don't need voice chat or macros to coordinate spikes... we just need an enemy to unite our targeting.
Octavia had the same energy when she played.
>>531106315i am strongly considering it as a gesture of friendship but i am no good with meetups and things like that, i will be honest
when is it?
xivg bis
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90% of you are wearing this
>>531106996Bro, just counterpick him and beat his ass
Civ 6 xivg lobby. let's do it
>>531106914You are a grown ass man and he is a grown ass man.
>>531107137I only play civ 3
>>531106914>who i hope will want to...You poor friendzoned bastard, I hope the rejection doesn't cut you too deeply.
>>531106770need cat like that
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:DD
>>531107137Are we playing with the Better Balanced Game mod?
Any sunnies need a sunnie+?
>>531107063Literally right now. Don't go here if you don't feel like being in a big crowd - it's a lot.
Me:
>I'm gonna make you dinner and then I'm gonna get a quick shower
>I'll leave dessert in the fridge, I'll be done by the time you're finished eating
EB:
>"Yeah ok"
>Immediately jumps in the shower
>Destroys the bathroom, top to bottom filth everywhere
>Takes a 30 minute shower and then wanders around for another 20 before coming down for food
>I go up and spend 30 minutes cleaning up before I can even jump in the shower
>It's 30C all day today and he still decided to turn the bathroom into a sauna and have the hottest shower imaginable
>By the time I'm done and washed and finished he's all pissy and stroppy because "I wanted to go to bed early tonight"
Kill me.
>>531106770Try GW2 unironically.
>>531107046I wish to know more. Getting an introduction or two would make this so easy for me, but I feel like that's asking too much.
Crystal CC 10:55 ET
>>531107137I would not mind this if it was an actual thing. Would be down.
>>531107137Nahhh lets fire up starcraft 2, 8 way ffa where we gang up on the lala players first
>>531107350make it happen on that first hop it'd be funnier
How we feeling tonight zivgee?
>>531107046not that anon but do f+ ever approach you first instead of the other way around?
>>531107247>Cheater showing off his end of match scoresNice P
>>531103031https://files.catbox.moe/58uqyp.png
>>531106770It's a miserable experience that gets made slightly less miserable if you spend money in the hundreds
>>531107359Meursault my husband
>>531107137someone play Cleopatra and findom me
>>531106450Can I lewd you and others?
>>531107420same as every night
like shit
>>531107341Tell them not us idiot
>>531107417no it wouldn't
>>531106719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40nhzsapiWo
holy shit heel cena
thinking about the other day when i saw a happy couple while ocean fishing emoting at each other and one of them had the last name puppy
i wish they had fallen in to the ocean
>>531105969How many clears are you at
>>531107526>t. hodrick or someone with a sense of comedic timing
>>531107341Maybe try not dating a manchild?
>>531107427NTA but I'm a f+ that will do the approach if I can tell you are interested and I'm interested myself.
>>531107247i was in that match on flames :3
>>531106770Yes. Poop is better than xiv right meow
>>531107509I can't. Any suggestion of change or consideration or basic respect for others is met with "ALL YOU DO IS CRITICISE ME!" "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE THEN LEAVE!" etc.
>>531106335Not a kitten and i hope to never see you again
>>531107398Starcrap is not a fun RTS
>>531103901if my friends want to start progging it i will but i wont be PFing it i don't care enough
>>531106410It's fun enough with friends or an EB, I just enjoy other games more when I'm alone...
>>531106446understandable, I do the same thing
>>531107420tired and a little anxious. heat exhaustion is a bitch but i called outta work today so i'm takin' it easy
>>531107313I thought that bluera was my friend's for a second.
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>>531107420It's gonna be my first time in Forked Tower... I'm anxious... I'm reading guides and watching videos while smoking some Marlboro to alleviate the tension.
>>531107617in what context
>>531107417the big flourishing spin beforehand gives it buildup
>>531107660Guess you had better leave or commit your life to a terrible experience
All these looking for the same kind of EB, ever thought about meeting up? Maybe some of you would hit it off.
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>>531104352Anon… and anyone else who feels like that webm speaks to them...
Please, stop feeding into that hopeless narrative. You are not defined by the experiences you missed out on, nor by the negativity that sometimes wells up inside you. And nothing about your future is set in stone.
It may sound naive, but it's true: if you want to improve, you really can start improving. Many of you are waiting for some dramatic, life-changing event to give you a reason to begin... but what if that moment never comes? Don’t let yourself decay while waiting to be "saved." You are a person. You do matter.
Start with small, achievable goals.
If you're overweight, take control of what you buy and eat.
If you're weak, put in a bit of effort to grow stronger.
etc...
You can shape your life into something meaningful. You can find a reason to smile each morning.
>>531107313nta, I'd join but I wouldn't know what to do with myself (plus you might recognize me, that would be awkward)
ventures
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just capped my venture coins
please clap...
They REALLY need to update Grand Companies.
PLEASE let me get max rank. I don't even care if there are no rewards. Just let me be max rank in this decade old content. It'd be nice if I could use every Grand Company unique glamour as long as I have obtained it at least once as well. Each Grand Company has like 1 or 2 usable glam items, but you cannot use them together and it's bullshit.
my femra says 'my life for aiur' when you click on her
>>531107663Seems like a you issue
>>531107873we've got real yearners here, not real action takers.
>>531107313it's really funny to me how much i can't stand being in big crowds in xiv when i have like, almost no issues with any sort of feelings like that irl.
>>531108013my moonie mishears it as "my wife for hire"
who the fuck made this mission
>>531107875This is true though it's not naive
>>531108004I've heard they haven't advanced it because the guy who did it doesnt work there anymore and no one else knows how to do it. Peak Japanese game design
>>531107914Worry not, anon. I have the memory of a mote of dust. I couldn't remember you even if I tried.
Who are you again? You should come to this, if only so that we can hang out.
>>531107761Does the name 'Hairypickle' ring a bell?
>>531107526>>531107620meant "without" but now I get to post this to cope
>>531107873I've tried a few times but people always chicken out unfortunately. It kind of sours my experience with meeting with people.
>>531107971I didn't even know you could cap them. Interesting. I have like 3k and I don't even know if it's possible to use that amount.
>>531107356I'm headed off for a bit and don't like namedropping specific people if I haven't checked with them first, but offhand there are a few catgirls+ here who have very publicly said they like male characters, and if you see someone post who interests you, catgirl or otherwise, you can always ask if they like males.
>>531107427From the thread? Yes, probably because I'm open about it both on here and on F-List (and fine in general with being approached).
>>531108013I loved playing Chargelots so fucking much.
>been playing since stormblood
>close friend has tried a couple of times to get into the game
>never lasts long, often quits before end of ARR
>currently on another of his characters
>we're hanging out in ul'dah as he slowly progresses msq
>tells me he made a pretty glam for his femra
>wonder how because his glams always suck
>ask him to show it, he goes to the inn to make sure he got it right
>comes back
>same glam
>ask him what's wrong
>realize my friend is an elderly Doman man
>pulls out his Makai Hand Mortar and presses it against my skull
>forces me at gunpoint to beat him in MAHJONG or his confederate goons will banish me to the lands of the Yi (their term for WAR mains) for eternity
>>531108248for me its immortals
https://files.catbox.moe/zzz90s.png
Be honest, would you?
>>531107875i didn't even watch the webm, i just liked the picture. i'm already working hard to improve myself and seeing the benefits, i've made some really great friends recently and have someone i've been spending a great deal of time with who genuinely cares about me, even when it's not convenient (ie when i'm being a sadsack.) things can always get better, there's always more good times ahead we know where to look. thank you for being kind and trying to make the world a kinder place, anon.
>>531108013My maloonster says "This is Jimmy" when you click on him, which is weird because his name isn't Jim.
>>531108248i might approach you on my femraen+ if you don't mind then. this is WA right?
>>531108167If the mobile game gets max rank GC before the main game does, I might make the permanent switch.
>>531108059Yearning should have been motivation to do something, it is for me.
>>531108225I'm really sorry to hear that but I can relate, meeting people through thread interactions can be very hit or miss.
>>531108306I wish I never saw that
God I wish the retarded admins of this site would ban catbox links
>>531108310supposed to be if* we know where to look, sorry i'm retard
>>531108306No, but only because of the cutting scars. I cannot deal with another cutter, never fucking ever.
>>531108013My moonie does this when you click her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVMWQPNUOw
>>531108306>refused to connectAm I spared a bad fate?
>>531108489What happened the last time, bwo?
>>531103763Don't be too inspired by sunsluts. They're wicked creatures
>>531107875Alright but if I die before I find a reason to smile each morning I'm going to come kick your ass
>>531108441Just stop clicking on them bro
You know its some sissy faggot posting his cock so just don't open it
>>531108182>'Hairypickle'No
>>531108134Me. I did. Yoshida personally congratulated me on a mission well-made. I'm in charge of all future missions now. Please look forward to them.
>>531108441https://files.catbox.moe/5sef7b.webm
Crystal CC 2:35 ET
I'm going to play Death Stranding so last call from me yall
my catboy says this when you click on him https://youtu.be/Y03L5KlXDLg
>>531108401yeah, it should be! i've managed to meet plenty of stellar people from this place (platonic or otherwise), it's just a matter of sifting through people who have no intentions of actually linking up.
>>531104352Retarded doomer shit
>If you didnt have young love you cant have love at all!!
>>531108248>there are a few catgirls+ here who have very publicly said they like male charactersYup, I'm one of those. I don't mind male characters and have interacted multiple times with this anon.
>>531108248>Wryx is a filthy 'toss abuserDROPPED
My femra is like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6OaVnbqaY
>>531108013my malera has a secret annoyed voice line if you click him too many times
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Yoshi is worse than Hitler
Crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room filled with tanks, and tanks make me crazy.
Yuri EB who hates Futa...
>>531102803 (OP)>• July 13, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | /xivg/ Plays the Game: Forked Tower ver.Is the PF going up at 6pm or will it be earlier?
>>531108697can you possibly post catgirl?
Forked Tower meetup is going in 35 minutes!
Feel free to show up to the meetup spot now. I'll be putting up a PF at XX:30 (about 5 minutes from this post)
Admittedly, sign-ups were a bit low, so parties will be FFA.
>>531108697>interacted multiple times
how am I, as a man, supposed to resist when fiddies are this good?
>>531108182I wanna be friends with Ndja!
>>531108874just jack off before you post dumpass
>>531108619That is a dumb and cute drawing. I'd put that in my notebook for fun.
Buzz Buzz~
https://litter.catbox.moe/hhfk0xwx35mfaypw.mp4
>>531108874you can't. it's not possible.
Yuri EB who loves Futa...
>>531108697>I don't mind male charactersi don't like futas, but this kind of "meh" language is so common and demoralizing and really has me thinking about just fantaing to femezen
I wanna be sex friends with Ndja
I need a big tall dark futa inside of my sunnie
>>531108256ah you bitch, I can't believe you're back
>>531108735i think when your sub has been inactive for two weeks all your houses should be auto demoed
>>531107873Nobody on my world is interested and I am anchored by two houses and won't transfer.
>>531108971Hey... do you like femlala...
Claim your femlala wife before it's to late
>>531108578Nothing specific, it just wears you down like crazy to see someone you care about doing that to themselves whenever they get frustrated or upset at anything, or hell even when they just want attention. I eventually got her to stop and she's been better ever since, afaik, and I'm very proud of that... but I don't have the energy left to try that feat of patience ever again.
>>531108924They steal my seed bro
>>531108950I know!
>>531109007I would break an entire mattress factory warehouse dicking down ndja
>>531109037Sis stop posting this, it cant work...
>>531107471You may, but only if you are discreet
>>531109037I don't think Hodrick wants me...
>>531108441anon when he finds out we can crosslink porn from nsfw board to sfw boards and that catbox links are easy to filter
>>531109018nuh uh, 180 days grace period.
>>531109015I've been here all the time!
>>531108978you are not allowed to join our noble race without fixing yourself
>t. malezen
The only way xiv is enjoyable is if you're drugged out of your mind. Can't imagine playing this game sober
I am a moonie that has sewn together a hole in some old pajama pants, and was surprised how easy it actually was
I will now be dungeonspamming on Aether while drooling violently to fiera
>>531108182builded for purring lap-pillows
no
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>>531109037Hodrick WILL be mine
>>531108908And you can be! Just don't be surprised when you're disappointed with my veena.
>>531109007Depending on how much you like I refuse to engage in this topic here and repeat the mistakes I made years ago., you might either be disappointed or extremely impressed with the results of this. You'll have to ask in person.
>>531108256they added the lands of the Yi to the game though? it's occult crescent, bro
>>531108940blow your nose bro but nice lilacs and bees
The housing system should require you pay monthly taxes and you should be allowed to put gil in escrow to pay them during the time that you're unsubbed.
>>531108815Yeah, no problem. A bit too occupied to take a fresh screenshot so this one will have to do.
>>531108829In various ways /wink
>>531108978Yeah I respect that and I'm sad to hear you are having such a demoralizing experience.
>>531109037Nobody would want a femlala like me
I'm not bitter about it or anything
I just yearn for it but I know for their sake and health that its better this way
>>531109275respect evil moonies
>>531109309Don't worry, I will be more disappointing than you!
COME JOIN FOR FORKED TOWER GAMING WITH YOUR /XIVG/ BROS AT Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6)!!!
time to bed rot with tiktok again.....
>>531109129With others, or just you?
>>531109420My femlala has done this before
>>531109018I think homes should only be illuminated if someone's inside (like animal crossing) because I have false hope my neighbor's home every time I see the lights on.
>see a white blur the other day>run over>it's the moonie neighbor running into their house>start to type "hi neighbor" >they come out, afk for a couple seconds, then log>tfw he does this only to reset timers and doesn't even harvest his cropsI should be able to egg this house
PF is up! Password is 5813
Queue The Final Day on Crystal.
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Time for some m6s!
Lava prog
>it’s adds prog
Bridge prog
>it’s adds prog
C41
>it’s adds prog
……
Adds prog
>it’s desert prog
>>531109469I'm not knowledge 20 and i have no ciphers so i shan't. i hope you guys have fun though!
>>531103031Finally, the best day of the week
>>531109037rekka ken forever altered the desirability of femlalas with this doodle
>>531109481instagram reels are better
>>531107884I do both if it was unclear
>>531105995It matters not, all are welcome~
>>531109210the correct way to solve it is to add instanced housing for free* for everyone but have ward housing be similar to how it is now, you keep your houses so long as you're subbed but once it lapses for a month (giving grace period for brokies to pay their sub money) you lose your house(s)
*starts as a small but can upgrade size as a gil sink
>>531109469any guide or pov that I can check to know how to beat it?
I don't want to join 40+ dudes and make an ass of myself
My Fiddie likes to have her hair pulled
>>531109270But viera don't purr... according to XII, they snarl and go berserk.
>>531109441According to /xivg/ legend, that is statistically impossible.
>>531109604https://raidplan.io/plan/w8wd3ca3br4kx2w6
>>531107875i wish it were so simple
my dream cannot be fulfilled in this life
all i have are little day-to-day comforts
>>531109493With me, but honestly I wouldn’t trust you to be discreet with me if you weren’t with others.
>>531109037I don't have a femlala wife to claim...
>>531109309I don't want to intrude on you and the other bunny...
>>531109469I'd come with my friends but none of know the fight and none of us want to look at a video or a raidplan
>>531109037i want.... nay, i shan't name them....
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i forgot i was heightbeasting until this max height femra ran alongside me and i had to do a doubletake
Ppppooooooooyyyyyyyyyooooo
>>531109604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUtda6NLox0
probably only need to know the first boss to not make a fool of yourself.
>>531109554oh hey it's you. Wanna swap spit with my suncat again?
>>531109570my instagram reels are all whores and racist videos
>>531109309REFERRING TO SIERRA KARN, ARE WE?
>>531109772my two soon to be pregnant wives
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It's the best MMO because it has tons of free movies and frens to plap and get eepy with. Oh, what's that? You watch movies by yourself? Yep, you're a pedophile.
>>531109597>the correct way to solve it is to add instanced housing for free* for everyoneYeah… maybe like an apartment complex….
>>531109846I meant more just making the chocobofucker mistake again. You sure do like bringing up Sierra Karn, anon.
>>531108735The fact that they didn’t pause demo for the Texas floods was my canary in the coalmine moment
>>531109823it only shows you what you click on, my reels are all shitposts and misc minecraft mods
>>531109418you dicked him down, didn't you
>>531109772>heightbeasting
>>531109270i'm so proud of your moonie. i think it's so satisfying sewing things together!
VPR feels so awkward compared to SAM
so much double weaving fucking sucks
especially when you have to try and weave feint/AL/BB during reawaken
>>531109418Oh, it's you. Very cute cat, but also intimidatingly lewd
>>531109823sounds about right for a good sleep night
>>531109913Turkroaches matter more than amerimutts.
Why do they do it
Why do they shake the can
>>531109508>I think homes should only be illuminated if someone's insidewould be super cute but would show just how dead most housing wards are in this game unfortunately
>tfw he does this only to reset timers and doesn't even harvest his crops>I should be able to egg this houseokay i agree that guy should just die
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cute meowder
>>531109642need to pose you with my femezen
Where’d my mentally ill transbian eb who wants a catgirl go chat…?
>>531102803 (OP)>>531108802>>531108824>>531109469>>531109514Look, you don't need a speech. You know what's right.
Come to Fork Tower.
Come blind. Come fresh. Come for fun. You are welcome. Just need lvl 20 in OC.
We have people who've cleared. We have people with 50+ kills on first boss. Last time we went in as xivg, we went 31 people and saw all first boss mechs at least twice.
We can do this. It's the weekend. Cum now, finish up, and get over - you have time.
>>53110761346
I found out this person named "Ruby" hosts degen runs that go for HOURS in the ABBA discord. I joined from a ping at like 7pm yesterday and we just kept spamming reclears all night. I left at 4am and they were still going. They just leave and refill after every run and everyone wants to join because it's fast and consistent. I was like "how often do you do this?" and she was like "every day pretty much" so I'd been missing out on these speed run marathons all this time.
I like what her runs do, they have rangers pre pop ALL supers with no thief. They just learn where to fish and max range all supers so there's never any super trap meme wipe. Even on bridge. As we pull the adds that phantom bards have to interrupt, the ranger goes ahead and pops the supers next to the bhoots and a tank is ready to yank them off the ranger. Then they pre pop the super before the mini boss and when the mini boss is pulled they pull it back a bit to let rangers fish for the final super so there's never that anxiety of "what if someone fucks up and runs into that super tho?"
I'm gonna suggest that in any run I join now.
How do I bot gathering skills in this game?
Like, what plogons would I need to get?
I can't get the ChocoBot to work. Can anyone spoonfeed me? It just does nothing.
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What's the appeal of fat bitches?
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what do
>>531109037Think im gonna go for Sunana
>>531110151It is just SITTING THERE
FUCKING HARVEST IT REEEEEEEEEE
>>531110196While I'd love this, I don't want to ask anything of anyone when I'm too lazy to gpose and don't like it from a roleplayer's perspective.
>>531110209Watch this be empty because it's not a movie meetup. Who the fuck plays FFXIV for the gameplay? LOL
>>531109680Alright, you're my new notEB
>>531109037Chi Abrakadabra
post a picture of you are crush
>>531110056>so much double weaving fucking sucksBro, your job has a longer than normal GCD to compensate
If you're struggling, either change your Hotbars or get gear that has less Skill Speed.
>>531109642>viera don't purr...Moonies do. I'm pampering today, instead of being pampered-
>they snarl and go berserk.I'm already unfathomably down bad for fiera, you don't need to entice me further! ...but I'm not saying stop, either.
>>531110016It's so nice watching the hole disappear, even if the actual stitchwork could use a lot of work. I should do this more often, it's kind of fun.
>>531108824what's the password
>>531109037Hihimi Chere...
>>531110498no they broke my heart
>>531110356How much of a roleplayer are you? Actual lore and stuff or erp?
>>531109037my femlala wife has been claimed by another
>>531110293they suck dick like a dyson
>>531109808Depends on which suncat
Also, nyot tonight. I am physically and emotionally beat down from destiny 2
>>531110090Yeah, thanks. I've been toning it down a bit on the thread because I've realized was getting too carried away with the lewd stuff in thread. To be more in line with how I am in person. Doesn't do me any favors that my moods been extra spicy recently.
>>531110507IS THIS WHY I CAN TRIPLE WEAVE SOMETIMES? I NEVER KNEW
I WANTED TO TURN OFF NOCLIPPY BECAUSE I GOT SCARED
>>531110597tanned, muscled abs and the fluff ball hair
>>531110574and you're STILL crushing on them?
I honestly don't even know what to do in this game anymore
>>531110714Damn, maybe I should have left myself open afterall... Love this suncat *smooch*
>>531110775want to farm moogle tomes with me?
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>>531110597Getting in the last moment grind before expansion... /despair
>>531110498>>531110463i respect their privacy and don't wanna stir up shit while they're not around
>>531107137I will unironically host this if people want.
>>531110584Both, though my lore knowledge of XIV is undeniably weaker than my lore knowledge of WoW. I know a fair bit about the individual FF games, but knowing about materia and having a basic understanding of aether doesn't really help when people talk about shit like who the guards in Limsa are.
>>531110515Oh! Well, that would be quite nice. My bun doesn't get pampered... ever.
>>531110904Let's do it Mioh
>>531110830Do it anyway~ *smooch*
>>531110904I would join if it's in a few like, in an hour or so?
>>531107398You'd probably lose against me
>>531110641VIP is just cool like that
>>531110209fuck off we're getting eepy and goonin
>>531110507ok now try weaving something during the 11 second long reawaken window without clipping your GCD
>>531110515mending things and working with the hands is a killer combo for feeling good~ i like sewing patches and embroidery onto my clothing too.
Real Gs will join party F :^)
>>531111031not us, we're 20 people already. anyhow, i said clearly, you have time to finish your erp before hopping over. everybody wins today.
>>531110896My anxiety affects even asking clanmates for content, so pushed stuff to very end. Trying to finish of RotN title for the shader, but god damn does Ultimatum have hands...
>>531110056VPR is the literal retard glue eater class
>>531110958*loud incorrect buzzer*
>>531110990Works for me, I have food to go eat and a knife to go sharpen. I'll remember how the multiplayer works and post the code equivalent when I get back. I would ask for any sort of identification on your part but this thread is a nightmare to do that in.
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>>531110507>>531111001and it's funny that you're including GCD speeds at all without the haste buff
>ShB made me care about a literal who like G'raha Tia
Sasuga.
>>531111035>NOOOOO I CLIPPED MUH HECKING GCD>NOOO MY PAAAARSEI literally don't care nigger use, your fucking ranged filler attack, there isn't a single fucking duty in this game with DPS Checks so tight that a quarter second of GCD drift will cause you to fail.
>>531110983I'd be willing to log in to at least chat, I need to eat and maybe punch a wall or two
>>531111216I mean, just let anybody who wants in from here in, you know. No need to identify ourselves
>>531111365You're kinda right... I just foresee people leaving before we get out of the first age.
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>>531109913As far as I know, they've never actually resumed autodemo on EU even up to eight months later. Or if they did it was silent and they forgot to post a notice for it.
We need a impromptu movie meetup right meow
>>531111472Sure but what can you do really
>>531110631>Doesn't do me any favors that my moods been extra spicy recently.That has its own appeal, I can't lie...
>>531111365>>531111216Do I need all the DLC or is this one of the cases where host only needs all the shit?
>>531111334did I say parse?
where did I say parse?
>>531111557Host it then nyigga
>>531111470>yuribaitingthere it is d00d
>>531111590Not sure anon, sorry
>t. Immortal player who never plays multi
I'm feeling it... I'm gonna fuck up at the fucked tower...
we need a hypnosis meetup
>>531111674>No rebuttalI accept your concession, retard
Did they ever make old PvP Series items purchasable like they said they would?
I got my Fierce Tyrants set already (second dye channel when, japs?) but would still like to buy what i dont have
Where are the croc cat boxes
>>531109913>>531110096They disabled demo in NA for like 8 months also. I think it was the Carolina thing and then the California fires. Weird they aren't doing it for Texas though.
>>531111470Please do nyot become a modbeast, your femhroth is much cuter vanilla
>>531111729That is literally all of Val's pictures.
>>531111729Girls just wanna have fun.
>>531110631We've had more than enough people try to cull their behavior to appease others rather than enjoy themselves.
>>531111138I didn't bother doing any RotN stuff but now the FOMO is kinda hitting...
>you can just pop sprint and fucking run away from any melee and it won't get turned off or interrupted or anything while they're trying and failing to hit you
This is fine in CC where it's just a series off corridors and an objective that everyone has to stay on but wow it makes FL retarded
>>531109909Ndja fucks chocobos?
>>531111352Sure, where do you want to meet?
>>531111767I don't think it would work on my sunnie though
>get two ultimate weapon black mages
>normal boss takes 10 mins longer due to dps
is this just the nature of blms or were they lazy ass raid trannies?
>>531112007That word is a forbidden word...
So many femlalas fell victim to male middies...
They were OneShot as it was said...
>>531111761that's okay! i will res you. the important thing is that you die bravely.
>>531111826Kate insisted because only chuds were affected.
>>531112014Which is why you'll be showing up and you wouldn't miss it for the world.
>>531110730pollo you hurt me more when you hurt yourself
>>531111901wait till you learn about giving it the ol' Mount command while running away from a melee who just burnt their only gap closer
watch 'em seethe
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redpill me
RIGHT now
>>531111939Please refer to the spoiler in this post.
>>531109309
>>531111795I don't think everything is available but the trophy shop or whatever does have some of them.
Pushing the entrance time back by 30 minutes, to 6:30 EDT
Come on and join for Forked Tower! PF is under A.B., password is 5813
We're almost to 24 people, we got a shot at doing this!
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>>531111758Actually I do have all, probably bought at sale at some point and forgot. WTB someone to carry me :3
>>531110939She's too cute to nyot be pampered from time to time, this is a crime!
>>531111057I'm gonna work on getting the basics down from "notacably bad stitch" to "passible" before I start on patchwork. Proper patches look to nice to ruin with my imprecise stitches...
>>531111767>He forgot about the hypnosis meetupMany such cases!
>>531111795they'll probably add the season 2 stuff next season and just go ahead like that, adding stuff from the beginning back into rotation over time
>>531112114Oh you're right i wouldn't miss it!
>>531111767Another meetup where femlalas aren't allowed to participate in..............................
>>531112118 the new mount while moving is so crazy for making fun of people while you escape. i can't stop myself.
>>531112131blind is okay right?
haven't tried it since xivg first tried to get together and ended up doing instance roulette
I skimmed a video in here linked earlier but I'll be up front and say I need to see the mechanics for myself to really learn much
>>531112129so yes
>>531112119Ndja fucks chocobos
>>531112131sorry I got TOP in 30 minutes (we probably won't clear we have to pug a melee)
>>531112325NO
YOUR ASS WILL GET REMOVED
>>531112152Gonna be difficult to carry you unless we do something like anonsVS AI?
>>531111898I wouldn't worry about it, you'll just be stuck with 36 weps to clog up inventory like me :)
>>531112003I idle my crystal alt at the crystarium bar on balmung
>>531112119Water isn't wet. For something to be considered "wet" it would need to have a dry state which you can then wet, but water is always water and no, ice isn't dry water.
>>531112251Your femlala is getting taken backstage after she drools all over herself...
>>531112191> Proper patches look to nice to ruin with my imprecise stitches... hide the crimes! the secret is you buy thread the same color so nobody except you will ever ever see the stitching.
>>531112325I'm hoping people at least watch a guide, but I also want as many people as possible to be comfortable joining
So yea, fresh and/or blind is perfectly ok!
>>531112130Ah is that where its at? Neat, almost capped out on Trophies
>>531112209Alright ill keep an eye out
>>531112372still owed naked dogeza for that shitter discord vc elitism you told us.
>>531111576Is that so? Color me intrigued... Could I tempt you to meet up sometime and have a chat?
>>531111890You given me something to ponder on there, however I feel like I may have been coming off a bit too strongly with that behavior.
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>>531111767ooooOOOOoooohhh... youuuuu will suck my maleras diiiiiick....
oooooOOOOOOHHHHH~~~ you are getting VERRRRYYY HOOOORNYYYYYY OOOOOOOOHHHH!!~~
>>531111795I want them re-add all the emotes.
>>531112019paypal legends
>>531112241stop saying that
>>531112423Water. As a noun. Is wet. Water. As an adjective or verb. Is not wet.
The more you know friendo.
>>531112072Sechen Torglub.
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>>531112423Water is wet. You're misunderstanding. It's not in a state of wetness, water IS wetness itself.
Source: me
>>531112514>Is that so? Color me intrigued... Could I tempt you to meet up sometime and have a chat?There's always a risk of me chickening out, but sure... when is sometime?
How hard is forked tower?
should i draw or level picto with trusts
>>531112398You'll just put me on the same team as the strongest player and I'm balancing the game by debuffing them!
>>531112547fru and top are pathetic lmao.
>>531112486Atma really is a good bean
/pet
>>531112708the hardest part is just getting a chance to go in and try to do it.
reminder that hypnosis can't make anyone do anything they would never ever do
it just makes them more suggestable
so anyone falling for my hypnosis would, under the correct circumstances, become my insatiable cuddleslut begging for more warm kisses and tighter hugs
>>531112514Those that want to match your freak (compliment) would not be deterred. Those that wouldn't regardless would still complain.
>>531112941Sometime the cucumber the better pickled
>>531112941Anything covered in water is wet by definition
Any amount of liquid that is more than one atom is covered in itself
Therefore, water is, in almost all cases, wet.
evens i log in
odds i play blue archive for another 5 hours
0 i go bully someone to give me money for no reason
>>531112998Your mum. It was so your mum, sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGDR3sHvpWw
>>531112941as wet as a femra getting taken without asking for consent
>>531107137can we do this
Best skin color on sunnies?
>>531112325>>531112498yes it's okay, the other anon was trolling
>>531112708its easier than DRS if you can get in and know what you're doing, if you've cleared that you should be fine
>>531110297Hi, post contact plz…
>>531112698Not up to anything right now so... Are you available? We could meet up where ever suits you and go for a little chat and see how things go.
>>531112796Very true, I did catch myself starting to care too much and I've corrected that behavior. Just need to leave the baits alone too.
>>531113090Become my new account friend
Okay checking for GENUINE interest, please anons who would play a CIV6 game tonight, let it be known.
>>531112429I wish people would
I would come to the Fork Tower meet but I dropped OC because it was boring FATE grind slop
>>531112708to start with, only concern should be first boss. which, once learned, is really, really straightforward. just need maybe five good attempts and most people understand the whole thing very well and need minimal callouts (varies person to person obviously). so your best bet is to try it and start to build familiarity.
>>531107137can we do Civ5 instead
>>531113265Final Fantasy XIV?
>>531113265i will scrap my plans to do grocery shopping and just order a pizza instead if we're doing civ 6 tonight
>>531113279fork tower isn't like OC, though. best to come and see something new.
we are 25/48 now so we have enough and will be entering. more bodies welcome and you have time to get over here.
>>531112941honestly its up for debate
>>531113321No, SHUT UP YOU DUMB FUCK THIS IS WHY DAD LEFT US
>>531113328Game Director literally tells us to go play other games
>>531113163Pale of course
Hey, so... you people get eepy and play other games and stuff? Hm..
>>531113391fuck that shit. get the groceries, pizza, and play civ 6 retard
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>>531113445I'm not even level 20 in OC because I dropped it because it was FATE grindslop
>>531113567should've logged out over there, anon
>>531113567Cactuar, Aether!
>>531107398I'd play but SC2 sucks compared to SC1
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>>531113407Glubben Glubgud
Just saying if we wipe to towers on boss 1 I am never joining this again
>>531113567Is my wife there?
>>531113565putting my laptop on the shopping cart using a hotspot off of my phone to remote play civ6 in the grocery store and deploy nukes on every ebin while i grab a gallon of milk from the coolers
>>531113163pale or tanned both are good
>>531113684that's fine then because meteors wipe is the real danger.
>>531113679no. it's boring
>>531113121Did somebody show up?
>>531113756why the fuck would anyone play 7
>>531113761You just havent had good dick babe
>>531113143>>531110904We should, it would be very funny
>>531113526Sometimes I get horny too...
>>531113756i was a sucker and bought the most expensive preorder and i have not touched 7 in months
>>531113756Not playing (or buying) 7 until they fix their shit
>>531113826that's true but i'd rather just lay on the sofa and cuddle to some soapy tv drama
>>531113176If niggas ignored obvious baits, the thread would be a better place.
>>531113913See you in civ9.
>>531113679i stopped because it made me feel bad
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Am I blind or did they really fucking skip season 1's rewards and now you can never get the archfiend gear?
>>531113679I do a lot of thirstposting but I don't actually like (penetrative) sex much
>>531114037Whats the name of this dumb dance mod you keep posting?
>>531113567Any real reason why Aether is like this? Genuine question
>>531113679I'm really craving it lately...
>>531113679present your feet
>>531114097How about non-penetrative sex?
>>531114175raider data center
>>531114074you're blind. it's in the shop
it's not a coffer, you have to buy the pieces separately
>>531114175Same reason as Balmung. It's the "place to be"
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Fuck FIDDIES ARE SO EROTIC!!!
>>531114175Retards devs. It's like they want to kill the game
>>531114146featherbrew - hakari dance with music
i think there's something wrong becuase it doesn't work for males for me, but it works for my friend who plays male elezen so i dunno.
>>531114074>Consulting a Wiki instead of just going to the wolves den
>>531114175Me. I'm raiding there
>>531114074you can buy it
t. bought it like a week or two ago
>>531110990You available? Making the thing now and idk what rules I should put together since I usually get blackmailed into playing Civ5 rather than Civ6.
>>531113841I mean shit, wanna be one of the clowns?
>>531114097You might change your mind with me but first you should start sucking.
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>>531103031happy sunnieday, and good evening everyone, especially malezen ^_^ had a hectic day, but glad to be settling in. hope today treated everyone well. might run ain roulettes later and perhaps some cc before gavv/gozyuger :3
>>531114279Thank you slightly broken elezen man
>>531113407AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>531114286Sorry, I admit I'm black.
>>531114243Fiddie kids even moreso ToT
>>531112708not very
first boss has like 6 mechanics and 4 of them are "do the opposite of the cast bar"
>>531114243permission to call this fiddie a stupid dickbaiting bitch cunt?
>>531114230it's neat, I like giving blowjobs and that sort of thing
I'm not completely against it but it's not something I require very often
>>531114286Well it's in the "Universal Gear" menu at the bottom, I thought "Universal Gear" was what they called the cyberslop outfits as in like "whoa dude far out like cyberpunk future maaan like galaxy and the universe maaaaan so schway~".
>>531114403i am a petal drifting through gardens. i am not broken, distress through time
>>531114375Hey, are you interested...?
>>531114370I'm avalaible but I don't know for rules sorry, like I mentionned to another anon, I usualy only plays solo on Immortal/deity, dunno how online civ 6 goes
>>531113176I think I'm too shy... I have to chicken out for today. Sorry...
>>531113679i just did last night and this morning but now my body decided to be a nausea vessel.
>>531114370>nobody likes 7its over
>>531114461Based and trve!
>>531114474Why would you say that to a little girl
>>531110297>>531113172Hello? Transbian wife?
>>531114175Genuine answer? Prease use Dynamis an Prymal missur America man, no use popurated data centar
im so fucking low elo and stuck in these low elo games where i can tell how bad everyone is including myself and it makes me feel awful
>>531114554because she's erotic!!! ToT
>>531114363i love Lyna even more now
>>531114528Perhaps... race?
>>531114234>>531114349I figured it had to do with it being the Raiding Center, but its crazy that all servers are congested in Aether. My static is forced to come to Crystal to raid lol
>>531114237>>531114263I guess so
>>531114534That's fine, I'll be waiting patiently for the chance you may feel more comfortable with it sometime, all within your comfort zone and on your terms /pet /pet
damn, if only they'd tried out some sort of technology to help with aether and balmung's congestion issues. something that'd let them scale server loads to demands
if only...
>>531113679My character could use it
I on the other hand am a fucking disaster and no one should be subjected to intimacy with me. I think I have a screw loose somewhere in my head.
>>531114557I'm not really trans, sorry...
>>531114685Moonie, how about you? Still interested?
>>531112007people keep saying that a biofem one shot me and I'm not sure what they mean
>>531114891I can work with it if you have a mommy personality
>>531113936Hey I recognize this person probably. Sent
>>531114950Transcoded toon
>>531114659TRVE!!!!!!!! (I keep forgetting to flatten her in C+)
>>531114529>>531114551I have no idea how this works hosting wise... try and find me if you can. I'll leave this open if any anons want to join. Say "Meowdy" or some other shit when you join.
>>531113679Nyo, I am a moonie created for cuddles and sloppy kisses but nyothing more...
I wish my sunnie got croc cock
>>531114175Self fulfilled prophecy, Aether was considered the raiding DC for so long, that everyone just moves there to raid, primal, crystal, dynamis. Aether is NOT actually full, but they are artificially blocking access to try (and fail) to have people do shit in other DCs
If they made the server tick 1.5 they'd be able to make dot classes.
>>531113679https://youtu.be/LI1ThTPTDO0?si=dT_j5t6eMH5ViHfz
EKSEEEE
>>531114175To keep your pedophile ass out of there, nigger.
>>531115152>Aether is NOT actually fullNo shit, they outright announced they were lowering the amount of people allowed in before the server would go congested.
>>531115239Ndja did anybody show up?
>>531115189Don't have any yet, unfortunately.
>>531115197Thanks!
>see female character that looks really attractive
>know for a fact it was made by a dude or tranny
>see a mid female character with no thought put into them
>know immediately that they're a biofem
I've cracked the code you guys!
Where's the rival wings hub now leviathan is dead?
>>531115252Ayo? Does she like mi'qittens?
>>531115000mommy kink sucks, the only good thing that is associated with it is nursing handjob and that in itself has been ruined by the mommy kink
>>531115010is this just because she's a femra or is it specifically because of the purple
Paging Rori Chan come in Rori Chan
>FT queue system gets fixed
>universal praise for finally fixing the problem
>xivg starts to host FT meet ups
>people don't show up
Explain why you still deserve our precious oxygen.
>>531115381>/xivg/ is 98% biofemWHOA
Do I bid for a small or a large on Aether?
>>531115341People showed up to it, and now we're just both waiting for stragglers and forming up battle plans.
>>531115162the game isn't built for dot (((classes)))
>>531115452>Fix the queue system>Don't fix the actual raidJust because you can turn on the faucet doesn't mean you should drink the shit coming out of it
>>531115452people have showed up! we're 26 people and organizing parties now.
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I can tell you for a fact Romani was the one schizoposting most people on Light.
>>531115579>Don't fix the actual raidbut there's nothing in the raid to fix
>>531115253Want to meet up somewhere and have a chat in more detail?
>>531115656the fact that you think that shows exactly the type of person you are
>>531115452ITS ME....
Your thread enemy, and I am at the FT meetup. Why arent you?
>>531103930Will you RP cook for your wife? Deal with her tickling you while you cook? Trying little stolen scraps from the cutting board? Groping and smooching you while you try to perform precision measurements?
>>531115631I can tell you for a fact no one cares you jobless nigger
>>531115681yes you do, you wouldnt be browsing this thread otherwise. thats all you fags care for - drama and gooning
>>531115737romani is very jobless
>>531115725I don't know what you mean by that, FT as is pretty fun.
>>531115757rather than does
>>531115534wait what are you doing?
I was making food and then washed dishes so I will join FT if the party opens up again
I will also be blind, forgive me
>>531114370Apocalypse mode is funny, but it REALLY sucks to have your whole empire spontaneously combust and the game is incredibly swingy to begin with.
Barbarian Clans is actually really cool, but it leads to even more city states that spawn in the arctic tundra
Dramatic Ages makes it so your game basically implodes if you ever fail to make a golden age
Heroes and Legends are overpowered and poorly implemented
Monopolies and Corporations are OBSCENLY overpowered but are actually fun to play with
Secret Societies are kinda cool, vampires are silly, and Roleplaying as the Illuminati is fun I guess.
Tech and Civic Shuffle is completely inoffensive, It can be pretty nonsensical at times and it will often screw you over when it comes to getting Eurekas (This is actually a good thing)
Please do not turn on Zombie Defence
>>531115073Need to download Detailed Map Tacks (Please do not use map tacks in game, they cause lag and desync issue in Multiplayer)
>>531115780no, i do not care
>>531115905you clearly care enough to reply to my post. If you truly didn't care you would have just ignored my post.
>>531115631Water indeed is wet!!! This and more shocking news at 11.
>>531115870This is the FUARKED TOWER meetup.
*makes u kiss my moonie against ur will.*
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water is wet and so are femlalas when you threaten them with horrid abuse
>>531116007Oh you're going for that, I see...
>>531115975(You) right now
>>531115812If I need to read all this shit to be able to complete a piece of "casual" content, then I will gladly sit my happy ass down on my lawn and tell you to go fuck yourself.
>>531116008I would love it if an attractive woman forced herself on me. Sadly that shan't ever happen to me...
>>531116008This but it's my femra and there's consent between both parties.
>>531112510I don't know if you read my followup post, I clarified that I talking about the current run I was in when I said we didn't kill them on purpose and that was the group that left them behind. And the sniper was the very same one from my static's run. We intentionally killed them on the static run (b-but we were just following orders from the raid lead) and he only changed his mind after multiple people said they were uneasy about it. So most people in the group were against it. However, some of them could've been just looking out for themselves because of the recent ban on that one guy.
I was arguing for their side because I can understand their perspective and it was so one-sided here in the thread. Personally I was okay with bringing them along especially since we weren't even full. I used to be one of those "kill all snipers" people but I've found zero actual greifing snipers in my 46 clears, they all just wanna leech free kills but they aren't killing the raid on purpose at least. More often than not it's a regular member that kills the raid instead lmao.
>>531115886Marking all of this down, thank you anon. Though it seems no one is gonna happen outside of a buddy messaging me to "Play China"
>>531115631he's very bad doing it because he didn't schizo me
>>531116054I wanna fuck that femwa, bwohs....
>>531116127My moonie is NOT attractive, sry.
>>531116132that's boring.
>>531116008But... you can't reverse rape the willing!
>>531116178you were probably one of his sideplaps
>>531116127My moonie will forcefully make you kiss her and then...
>>531116008My malera will throw her to the wayside for such an act
>>531113679ERP counts right?
right..,?
>>531116141>"Play China"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxj2iHAtzE
>>531116110That entire thing are alliance raid tier mechanics, you just need that many pages because XIV players are retarded.
>>531116135this looks so much worse when animated
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>>531115036Didn't even notice this was the captcha
>>531116135Buildered for defeated heroine rape
>>531116375The second I sent that people started joining kek.
>>531116141Question anon, are you in NA? If so, will an EU player joining make everyone lag?
>>531116110OHHHH NOOOO THE BOSS IS CASTING ROTATE LEFT OVER FIFTEEN SECONDS
*moves to right half of boss*
*continues to do nothing for another full minute*
AAAIIIIEEEE THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT ULTIMATES ARE LIKE SAVE ME R/FFXIVDISCUSSION
>>531116135Imagine being gatekept by this thing lmao. No greater disgrace.
>>531116530No fuckin clue, I would imagine not since it's turn based? We got 3 people in here so get the fuck in you dork.
>>531115631I'll believe it when I see proofs
>>531116530It shouldn't be terrible
You might hate life if you get into an all out war with someone though
>>531116676You will have to proof its not him first
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>>531116135why does this look so smooth and uncanny, is that a mod?
>>531116202*palms ur head like a melon* nu uh
>>531116178I'll schizo you instead so you don't feel left out!
There is nothing to do in ffxiv so my femra is going to unbraid her hair instead.
I wish SE was more inventive with their weapons so we could get (more) hammers for PLD and WAR, or scimitars or something for SAM. Their lack of creativity is very sad.
>>531116291her lips, don't be weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>531116141i thought i would have more time before we began so im unsure about joining cause i gotta get dinner sorted
>>531116804i'll finally make into the list!
>>531115452Remove the res restrictions and I will gladly join, until then y'all can go fuck yourself. I'm not wasting my time.
>>531116798PLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE
So the game is truly dead...
>>531116798EXTREMELY sniffable crotch.
>>531116751That's not how it works. Innocent until proven guilty, nigga.
>>531116751The burden of proof is on you nigga
>>531116880You are mentally weak.
>>531116987my fiddie's ass is not running lighthouse
>>531116836What kind of a braid are you wearing? I've been braiding my hair a lot lately but it only takes like 3 seconds to unbraid mine.
>>531117051No one is impressed by your ability to shovel shit into your gullet.
Why does Sage get its own dedicated team of 3D modellers and artists to make weapons with 100x more effort than every other job gets?
>>531116880>I should be allowed to be dead 99% of the raid and still cleari'd say kill yourself but that's what you already want to do
>>531117046Not on /xivg/. Here's it's guilty, period. If you were innocent you wouldn't be getting accused, now would you?
>>531116987It's a lame raid, that's why
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how do we get simonne to play a nigger again?
>>531117086im also the femra
>>531117086My femra is at the mahjong tables, ready to place some funny tales in various formations.
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>>531117248is alma there too?
>>531117061>>531117190But I need to do it, it's in my quest log...
>>531117183>I should be allowed to be dead 99% of the raid and still clearHow is being unable to play not punishment enough? So I cleared while dead on the floor. So what? How does that affect your enjoyment of the game?
>You're dragging me down!But we cleared and you claim to want challenge and adversity, do you not actually want that?
>>531114950This femra is on my fiddie's friends list.
>>531117086afk playing league of legends
Do the futas at the Crystarium ever hit on anyone or do they just sit there and wallflower all day like low confidence losers
>>531117081Just a bunch a tight, box braids since there's a lot of hair. I wish I had the hair texture to go much simpler and take only that amount of time...
>>531117323Shitters like you DON'T want to play the game so that's not a punishment at all.
>>531117185You would, here on our beloved /xivg/ and on a whim because someone thought it funny.
>>531117373>playing lolFemras not beating the mentaly ill allegations
>>531117280Impregnating sex
>>531117387IT'S OVER FOR ME! I LOST!
>>531117086YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FEMRA
>game keeps crashing when I'm trying out mods
How do I fix thisssssssss
>>531116839the abyssos sam sword looks like a scimitar
>>531116141Is this still up?
>>531117410So what?
It's just pure spite then? What a sad way to live your life.
>>531117537what kinda mods
>>531117183>Some dudebro fucks up a mechanic and causes a cascade of deaths>I lose one of my limited lives or worse the entire run fails then and thereYou're a fucking idiot if you support res restrictions.
>>531117323>How does that affect your enjoyment of the game?Bosses hp scale depending on the amount of people inside FT so you're quite literally making the raid harder for everyone else.
Hmm... Aside from halatali what are some places that have cages in the enviroment?
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What do you guys think of my miera?
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>>531117682YOU LOOK LIKE A CHINAMAN
>>531117662Hmm... For what purpose do you wish to know?
>>531117662amal'jas camps
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>>531117373goddamn this shit looks horrendous next to smth with actual textures actually ai upscale save me
also what are u playing on league
>>531117456this isnt news
>>531116839SAM actually has quite a few really unique and nice looking swords that aren't just "katana #12" or "MGS", i do agree the other jobs could use some more variety though
>>531117639I thought you guys liked challenge though?
>>531117682I hid the post
>>531117662I took some in a cage in i think it was Southern Thanalan
>>531117736>SAM actually has quite a few really unique and nice looking swords that aren't just "katana #12" or "MGS"and every last one of them has a bunch of ugly shit stapled to the scabbard ;_;
>>531117727Spicy gpose.
>>531117705I'm looking for a pretty large cage, idk if a house could be as large as what I'm looking for.
>>531117730>>531117831Gonna go take a look right now ty.
>>531117779What would you improve about the design?
>>531116987are you one of the dps
>>531117126people are actively unimpressed by people who avoid any form of mild challenge
>>531117682He looks very nice and handsome! Unlike a lot of other smelly Miera here!
>>531117409My hair is pretty thick but it's very straight so I just wear it in one simple braid.
>box braidsThat looks like a lot of work, so good luck with it /cheer
>>531117086Unbraiding my hair (it's done by the time I've updated the thread).
So fucking gay I have to DC travel to Light just to get queues to pop late at night.
>>531117565Just started up... sorry sis...
>>531114263they really are.
data center travel didn't kill raiding scene, blocking data center travel depending on (imaginary) "congestion" did.
Everyone travels to aether before peak hours and stays there as much as they can. Nobody returns to primal to raid even if off hours.
>>531117938Going to teach this brat a lesson
>>531117682not the worst one in this thread.
>>531102803 (OP)Mahjong Club will be beginning shortly!
>>531117950>very straightYeah, mine is much more naturally curly in that regard which can be annoying sometimes.
Thank you for the good luck though anon. ^^
>>531117760Inflated boss hp doesn't increase the challenge, it only makes it more annoying to kill.
>>531116853what, no neck kisses? shoulder kisses? hands, thighs, collarbone, tummy...
lemme get weird and kiss those feet too geheheh
>>531117460Hey initials
>>531117503Yeah that's been my experience everyone is afk or no one is horny
TUMBLRCHADS... HOW WE FEELIN?
>>531117736mundo in arena
>>531118138Not there right now but hopefully soon.
>>531118096If you kiss my moonie's feet, the sweat has mind control effects and you'll crave them the rest of your life. I can't do that to some random stranger.
After 110 minutes... The lighthouse has popped
>>531118146I'm feeling okay
>>531117926I've played this game long enough to know that you lot are about as reliable as a brown bag full of water. You want people to join your group, then make it so that the ones who actually play the game are able to drag the fucking anchor you call a corpse across the finish line. You claim these are alliance raid mechanics, well pal I've done more than my fair share of alliance raids and I can fucking tell you now that you assholes can't even resolve a fucking simple single digit math problem.
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>>531117831>>531117730Yeah, I found another option but these should work too. Much thanks anons.
>>531118072I do sometimes wish I had curlier hair, but I can't deny this has its advantages.
>>531118269What world are you from at least
is there a mod to make viera go earless?
and where...
>>531115452>Explain why you still deserve our precious oxygen.I spent my entire sub leveling my jobs that I was saving specifically to level in OC, without ever actually stepping foot into OC, and now my sub is inactive.
>>531118089>Inflated boss hp doesn't increase the challengeThat's all FFXIV has going for it. Damage sponges and "simon says" dances where if you make 1 mistake you're done.
>>531118625Just wait for next patch, it'll be a vanilla option (unironically)
>>531118568Its me LW, from sargatanas. Sitting in line to get in on balmung again tonight, to hang out a bit.
>>531118625why would mew want that
that's their cute point
do nyot cut off viera ears
are mew evil
>>531118280I don't think it would work on my sunnie
>>531118280waow... that makes them sound really dangerous...
i had no idea moonie feet were so powerful
>>531117962Don't come to Light or I'll rape you!
>>531118058I'm forking out. Good luck jong gamers.
>>531118029No you won't, this brat already knows everything anyway! What could YOU possibly teach me?! Ahahaha~!
>>531118078Hag?!?!?!?! You lie!!!! wtfugue
>>531118675If they're so simple then just do FT.
>>531118684Drama seems to follow you everywhere, I'm not interested
>>531118987Younger! More childlike!
>>531119152That's a real shame. Nothing on the thread is real though, have a lovely evening!
>>531118987We'll see about that, there won't be any of that laughing once i'm done with you.