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>>531147065>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing
>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Is okay to marry with your trainer
Should i ask what is good about kitasan?
Should i roll kitasan banner?
Should i skip kitasan banner?
Should i roll into kitasan banner if i dont have pity?
Should i reroll my acc if i dont get pity?
Should i wait till next kitasan banner?
Should i just borrow MLB kitasan?
Should i quit if i dont get MLB kitasan?
Should i learn how to google?
Should i think for myself?
Is it over for me if i dont have kitasan?
Can someone tell me what to do?
Why should i only have a 0lb kitasan banner as F2P?
Why is kitasan still relevant?
Why is kitasan not relevant?
Why is kitasan powercrept?
Why is kitasan numbers inflated from rental decks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjmkZUcPVO8
>Another uma breaks into my apartment
What the fuck
Dont these girls know that doork and locks arent cheap?!
i was playing battlefield 1 earlier and some people were talking about uma musume. has this game really broken into the mainstream?
>>531157840the bitch tried to make me betray my uma her trainer needs to punish her
>>531157951don't care, gonna roll.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531157731That's our bro, bro.
>>531157951Don't ask me questions
>>531157883The Expertsโข say YES.
>>531157790 (OP)Doto is gay for Taiki though
>>531157883Is that a question, a statement... a threat?
>>531157954Trainers have no human right.
>>531157954>he didn't get the PSA from dorm security not to bother with locks
As a new player (started 2 days ago) where is the biggest source of carats? I only have like 15k but everyone is talking about 30k being avaible
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Tsundere Groove
>>531158019That's my wife!
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE
>>531157973>Battlefield 1
>>531157954>He thinks some puny lock can protect his pelvis
>>531158251Her career story is great
Probably one of the better showings of Trainer and Uma growing closer over the course of a career instead of hitting it off immediately
Can anyone post the image of him with the awful mood bar? I might as well make a filter for that one as well and share it with the rest of you guys.
/ptGvLgvEPngSu9PhD4OfdQ==/
Our boss Susumu Fujita spent 1 billion yen so please buy some jims...
Why this fucking game loves teasing me so much and why is the trainer such a fucking faggot
McQueen bros Rice Shower CANNOT get away with this...
>>531158310>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HERBut unironically.
a rainbow always shows up right when i run out of stamina
>>531158314damn that pic makes me sad. ww1 was seriously fucked
>>531158310>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWERI do this
Please borrow my 9 star uma
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>>531158338>open paint>add a single black pixel>save>post it againwhat u gonna do 'bout it bitch boy
>>531158348It's buffet time.
>>531158157The Ruler of Japan is gonna take us back to the days of old.
>>531158310All me btw
>>531158438>9* speedThanks but no thanks
>JP power creep has made it so itโs impossible to fail and you only have to worry about PvP
Awww man, itโs ironically more fun when thereโs some risk
>>531158217Get trophies from the races in career
Watch the character stories
Do the quests
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post a better winning screen, i'll wait
>>531158479What's wrong with that?
>>531158473ill do it again
>>531158310>HAHA RICE SHOWER PISS ON MEI unironically do this.
This is what you are supporting by playing Umamusume (Cygames is a sponsor of Kentucky Derby among many other horse races). If you don't want to stop playing please at least think twice before spending money.
>>531158481They added some flavor by having super umas in your campaigns, but it's not much. Most of JP plays for the campaign narratives at this point because they're keiba people.
Why are the umas only born during the first half of the year? Does this mean you can only sex them every six months?
>>531158319My door's always open for Dia
>>531157954There is no escape. That being said, she's easier to tardwrangler than most umas.
>>531158310>HAHA RICE SHOWERyeah
>>531158310HAHA I'M GONNA BREED THIS FUCKING HORSE
I think I'm regretting rolling for Teio now
>>531158610>stupid americans are too dumb not to kill their horsesI dunno anon sounds like an American problem
>>531158338American hours are over soon.
Incoming comfy
>No tranny obsession>No Reddit obsession>No e-celebpostin>No charts>No numberfaggotryJust unfiltered pure uma kino.
>>531158438don't borrow this dude's virgin speed spark horse. borrow my superior 9 star power spark instead. plus i have a 1LB Super Creek
>>531158610This is Nipponese horse racing where horses are treated like samurai, not like cowboy gweilo horses.
>>531158546in the current 9* speed is not needed since it is easy to max out speed already without speed inherits
the valuable inherits are primarily stamina and power
especially stamina since the first two CMs are Medium 2400m and Long 3200m
players will be mainly borrowing 9* stamina or 6* stamina 3* power in the near future while prepping for these races
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT 2 YEARS I WANT HER NOW
>>531158430the war that made the horses as disposable as the men riding them
>>531158546NTA but I guess is because 9 speed spark is the most easy and abundant to get
>>531158610just bought the daily pack, you can thank me later.
>>531158689haha yeah glorious thousand times folded horses of japan would never die *hides the rice shower and silence suzuka sashimi*
>>531158684whatโs the issue?
>>531158705forgot to attach friend code: 664 580 003 696
On my screen the races are all very simple but on my wife's screen also PC she gets wild anime looking shots from in front and right beside, what option did I fuck up to disable that?
if you think the game is big now just wait until the english dub comes
>>531158684Rudolf, bring me my coffee.
>>531158610I know US has a history of doping horses, but I'm not sure if Japan does. Also the US circuit has been on the downturn for decades now.
>>531158645Fucking disgusting
>>531158531Super Creek G2 G3 victory
>>531158805>two examples across the years against the 12 mutt horses that died in a single eventNice try, mutt
>>531158610>sports are a riskyou don't say!
>>531158610I was gonna stay f2p, but now you convinced me to buy at least the starter packs
If you don't watch your Uma's concert after every G1 win she gets, then you should uninstall the game now
>>531158481I wish they added a difficulty option to the career mode.
You could try to force onsen runs more easily, just do a chill run to see a girl's story, or set it to hard to get a bit of that release day experience that initially hooked so many.
It doesn't seem like it exists even on Jp so it ain't happening but it would be so good.
>>531158828are you playing in landscape races while she isn't?
>>531158873>he thinks its only two
>>531158828Landscape mode uses TV camera style
use Portrait mode for dramatic camera
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Which would you guys rather borrow?
>>531158927Only if its Winning the Soul
i wish teio was my room mate
When is new jersy uma PIE-OH-MY and legendary trainer support card Anthony soprano joining the game?
>>531158659it was a late start and mcqueen was in the lead so rice shower really just stole it from her
>training a late surge (nice nature)
>out of alarm clocks
>arima kinen
>late start
>mejiro mcqueen's fat ass blocks her at the last spurt
im going insane, i swear late surge has a 20% chance to proc in any race
>>531158947>>531158954that must be it, thanks
>>531158805Rice and Suzuka have actual graves and people memorialize them. Calling them sashimi is like mocking Joe Theismann's knee injury as he lay there in pain.
I'm not good enough for my uma
she's beyond my league
I don't deserve her
So when does club rewards drop exactly? Is it a fixed date for everybody, or is it according to the date you joined the club?
>>531158927fuck you
make better songs
the ones currently in the game all suck
Is the google docs written by frontniggers? I started losing more on late end when I went for their 3speed 3stam deck setup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5whaA_kZ0
umamusume trafficking...
>>531158610Japan unironically treats its horses better than America these days. (and that's with boomer shits like Kaneko still around and running horses to death)
It's shameful.
>>531158850Deep Impact, the would have been best japanese horse in the last 2 decades, was accused of doping, which is why he became infamous
>>531159063>look guys we made a whole grave for the horse we rode to death it's fine
>>531158927I stayed up for like an extra 30 minutes this dawn because I watched almost every Super Creek concert during my run.
>>531159023>late surgei meant late start
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>>531158951>b-but what ab-https://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/kentucky-derby-deaths-horseracing-1.6863671
Not interested, mutt.
>>531158610Amerilards have been doping their horses literally to death for many years now I don't see what's the issue, that's normal over there
>>531159104They have disgusting speed cards that give insane power cross training that they can cut out power cards.
>>531158927>listening to idolshitLmao no
Air Groove is even more tsundere than Daiwa Scarlet its so cute
HAD TO WASTE THREE FUCKING TURNS DURING URAS BECAUSE OF ONE FUCKING FAILURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531159104I unironically think 2 stam is still too much
>>531159023unironically if your still earlyish like me
if you can parent her to A in Pace
take more general skills and run her as Pace in career then run her as long in pvp until you can comfortably get URAs
>>531158927I didn't even watch the concerts the first time they opened, I skip the shit out of that cringe
>>531159158just did it with el, it's close to the 2nd summer event but do schedule it so you don't miss it
>>531159158just go to races and click on it during the career what's the problem
>>531158935It appears that I already follow you
>>531156321Symboli Rudolf's clothes themselves aren't bad, in fact they give her a more formal or business-like aura. The real offender is her specific type of eyeglasses. That's what makes her look like an older woman and not in a good way. If she changes those glasses to a round rim or just ditches them entirely she'll look even more magnificent.
>>531159072When the month switches (August 1st)
Note that only clubs made in June will get the rewards
Any club made in July won't get any ranking rewards until August finishes (September 1st)
Sorry bros but she's mine.
Here is the new filter, adjust it based on your own needs.
/b(NL|Northernlion|asmongold|ludwig|Norhterlion)\b/i;
>>531159238Explode ironic weeb.
Seriously? in front all these people?
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damn this is actually kino I can't believe there are hours and hours of content like this and its all free
>>531159076Better the songs and designs only get better with time than frontloading.
https://youtu.be/HLtqNqDw8Ec
>>531159162Those don't exist, Anon~
Is it true that kitasan will kill the game?
>>531159313Does Happy Meek ever become playable?
>>531159263kek, ive been shilling my friend code too much
>>531158610Kentucky Derby has been a cesspit of corruption and rigging for years now. Horse owners unironically have no problem physically maiming their own and others horses for a guarantied profit.
>>531159191>They have disgusting speed cards that give insane power cross training that they can cut out power cards.Should have known. The rest of the docs is still good but I guess anything that's not related to the underlying mechanics of the game can be ignored, whales are playing a different game.
>>531158927I'm just doing daily runs at this point but when I go and sit down to actually read their career stories I watch concerts.
>>531159312I had the fucking hot springs ticket too man this is bullshit
I don't get the whole idol concert thing... I feel like it's just three or four of the voice actresses doing the singing, there's no way they got every single one of them to record the songs or that the game gives you a version for each uma besides visuals
>>531159235I only run 2 stam cards if I wanna build a horse for long PvP
Otherwise 1 stam card with stam sparks is more than enough usually
Don't worry guys, uma would never dare to abuse their innate physical advantages over human trainers (in an environment that is over 90% uma). The acting chairwoman said so!
>>531159173it's almost like if one horse trips and then a dozen behind it can't stop in time it piles up and causes a chain reaction. a shame there's no similar concept, like with cars on the road, so you had no reason to understand it I suppose.
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>>531159286>Any club made in July won't get any ranking rewards until August finishes (September 1st)Man they have so many anti-cheesing methods in place.
>got used to oguri extra comfy career mode
>any other horse feels like a fucking chore to train now
>>531159389no OC uma has ever became playable
>>531159413they actually did record every single one with the voice actresses. cygames isn't exactly some small indie company you know
>>531159413depends on the song
umapyoi has voices for everyone though, it's mandatory singing
>>531159413Only Umpayoi/Make Debut have lots of VA singing. Other songs have a limited selection of singers.
>>531159389No, unfortunately.
>>531159413Only certain lives have voices from every uma like Make Debut and Umapyoi
>>531158079Kill yourself.
>>531159146If you're gonna approach the problem from that angle, are you okay with stuff like youth sports driving kid athletes to the brink of their bodies breaking down? We're seeing an increase in young athletes having achilles tears and tommy john surgeries in the majors.
Same principle except it's with the horses.
>>531158310So?
https://youtu.be/zVyh-ezF7C4
>>531159495This is so sad....
>>531159387it will kill the shitposters because when people realize it doesn't change the fundamental game at all they'll ignore it next time they cry wolf with "you NEED this banner because its BROKEN (it is .8% better on average)".
>>531157951Both of their "f2p" strats talk about the $20 ssr selector which isnt f2p....
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You think the people who pulled their horses out of the game regret it now?
>>531159538>are you okay with stuff like youth sports driving kid athletes to the brink of their bodies breaking down?No? Why the hell would anyone be okay with that
>>531159413that's just what happens when multiple people are singing the same song.
you can stage a concert from the button on the homepage and actually hear the differences between picking the characters.
>>531159389wait for the now real happy meek to finish up her career and retire
What does "confirm goal" mean?
>>531159493Oguri runs are like comfort food for me. I've seen some anons have complain about her mood down/bad events before and I can't imagine who else they played that had it better besides Bakushin.
>>531159617two of them certainly did
Where are the apology carats for all the scouting issues fucking Cyjews
>>531157951That first video guy has literally no idea what he's talking about. Why even link that?
>>531159617Fatman is still filthy rich. Uma could be the modern Fortnite and he can still say no.
>>531159387I think their whack coding may end up killing the game first
Post your best
>failed the 1%
reaction images
>>531159235Swinging Maestro + 400-600 stam wins career. Not viable in PVP but good enough to get the career win.
>>531159690I ate them all.
Will their be better ways to make money in the future.
>>531159617No because the guy who pulled out is the most successful private owner in Japan and there's nothing Uma can offer to make him reconsider.
>>531159617The game is what it is partly because they pulled out and lit a fire under Cygames' arse.
>>531158927I wasted too many years with Love Live and IM@S that it just does nothing for me, so I skip them
>>531159664you can select different races as your next objective with a few horses, Daiwa is the biggest example
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Wow I didn't know her story mode went that hard
>>531159617*sensible chuckle*
>>531159690>ใใใฏ20ใซใฉใใใใใใใชใใ<3
https://youtu.be/5k30DgQeBRc?si=ndJCjTBkH_kNEeUY
>>531159495>>531159632Interdasting
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/
>>531159690100 in the mailbox in just a few hours
wasn't there a new event or something on the 13th?
its the 14th now where is the new event?
>>531159617We got some back but honestly them pulling out saved the game. It would have been in the shadow of other yuri idol mobages.
>>531159793wait I lost so many gallons to this guy's art to not recognize that art style
>other's careers are set on specific goals
>half of urara's is just gaining fans which equates to balling it in races regardless of stat
kek
urara is a funny girl
why are you faggots replying to that /v/ tier post?
>>531158348My autistic daughter Oguri dresses like a granny
>>531158310I say all of these
>>531159618It's the problem of modern sports. You either ignore it or accept it for what it is and cast a blind eye.
Tyrese Haliburton and Damar Hamlin are no different from Silence Suzuka in this case, except they're luckily still alive.
>>531159664it means it's not a standard goal and choices influence it, or since you're playing motherfuker, the gods choose for you.
wait, you can only have 200 veteran umas? Does that mean I should be deleting bad umas???
>>531158040That paper is sus since there is no uma with the name "Northern Taste" in Tracen
imagine if uma released as the kancolle clone it once was, cygames would have gone bankrupt by now
>>531158310>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HERbald people should be euthanized
does cygames usually have big apolo gibs? I need all the carats I can get.
>>531159937Save them for the uma trafficking event.
Why is Spicaman so broke when his Umas are the best in Japan, Teio and McQueen being 1st and 2nd?
I actually rage quit this game I'm so mad I didn't want to rage at the Umas, it was right in my fucking hands dude right fucking there.
>>531159809Damn, I need to play her
>>531159765What if Cygames made horsegirls real and offered him the first test tube baby sample to try out. Would he reconsider?
These girls need to understand that they're more like my daughters than dates
>>531159993you get more for deleting them then? when's the 1st one?
>>531159892>Tyrese Haliburton and Damar Hamlin are no different from Silence Suzuka in this case, except they're luckily still alive.The obvious and immediate difference is that at some point Haliburton and Hamlin could have said that they're done and gone to do something else instead
No such luck for horses
>>531158684Teio lacks any sex appeal. She's a tiny midget with a shrill voice.
>>531158546it forces people to deviate from their 6 speed cards and it makes them very uncomfortable
>>531159892you're replying to a troll, you'll never get an honest response if you continue to engage with this person.
we all know that competing comes with inherent risks to your body whether it be horse or person.
I'm about to ask a very important question. Will there be more bangers added to the jukebox over time?
>>531159892Jesus it looks like his Tibia is fucking pulverized. Poor guy I hope he's ok
>Seeing people with 40-80 million fans
fucking how bro, are you even enjoying the game at that point? 50+ hours for what? 500 carrots?
>>531159997>forced to take care of special fatass, mejiro mcfatty and gold shipFood. It's all food expenses, anon.
>>531159870deep impact, orfevre (eventually got added), i forget, and king kamehameha
>>531159909owners for those pulled their likeness rights because the first preview video for uma was so fucking awful
>>531160040You sell your hors to other trainers, just like real life!
>>531160058yes, more of essentially everything. the content we have now was startup uma musume from before it was successful and grew.
>>531160054>you're replying to a troll>the "troll" position is that riding horses to death and forcing children to do sports until their bodies break down is badAnon?
Do I get to sniff the uma's shoes after they race?
>>531160020Real horse girls would be fucking disgusting and uncanny
>>531160082It's people grinding for 3* sparks
>>531159997I wonder why..
>>531145186I need this, but with Orfevre running away from Gold Ship.
Because in my autistic headcannon, Gold Ship is the only racer Orfevre fears because, unlike everyone else, the only person who Gold Ship races seriously is against Orfevre and, hence, she's the only one who had seen her running at full force and it utterly terrifies her.
JP anons, how generous is this game with carrots once the honeymoon phase is over?
>>531159617i miss old orfevre, i miss her alot
for bakushin what should her non speed stats look like at ura final?
>>531158941It's more the scenarios themselves being made more absurd in terms of stat/skill gain than anything p2w added in the gacha.
newer cards are better, but not so significantly more they break the game, it's entirely the scenarios that do.
>>531160116>because the first preview video for uma was so fucking awfulWhat the fuck were they even thinking with that stupid PV?
Any sensible person would start with things as safe as possible, and only go lewd when enough money rolls in that the owners no longer care about how their horses are portrayed.
>>531160002Uma and ragequitting have been a happily married pair for a while now.
>>531160046Yes but if they choose to go back to it, are they any different from racehorses?
Speaking of which, there's a funny story about Daiichi Ruby (RL JRA racehorse) who intentionally sabotaged her races in her late career because she wanted to breed.
Orfevre's 2012 Hanshin Daishoten is a stuff of legends when he intentionally slowed down then sped in the last quarter once he realized he was losing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRh2DaAei5k
Gold Ship is a complete case of his own.
Don't say horses don't have free will, you're denigrating them.
ok i dumb and i haven't seen a proper explanation
do you just need to 600/600/600 if you want 3* spark the 3 main stats? (mainly stamina and power) or is there something extra? cause i faintly remember 1 loading screen hint saying only 3 star umas can get 3 star sparks
thanks in advance
Ooooooohhhh despite Special Week being the mc of the first season, the trainer's actual chosen uma is Suzuka
I see, I didn't connect it at first
What are the trophies for? Should I dump them all for star pieces?
>>531160298Enough stamina (around 300), decently high wit and power.
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>>531160273What happens if I pull off her mask?
>>531159892Clearly the solution is for more American athletes to be injured but rather than brought to safety, is shot right then and there.
Second amendment finally has its use
>>531160261the only time this game became stingy is when they implemented the obligatory scenario cards, otherwise it's always been generous, the future umapass gives so much free shit buying the premium version (like 5 dollars) is only useful if you want to uncap th free SSR cards from the shop, Kita ends there eventually btw
>>531160319I've played BA and its a long haul to get a spark too, with around 2~ months of grinding for a spark.
Is it worse?
>>531160082probably people farming sparks, also is easy to get 200k or 400k in a good run if you do extra races, japan cup is free 30k fans
>>531159997when you got 7 umas on your team (two of which are fatasses, your wallet is bound to be drained
>>531160435You're sparking maybe once a year in this game bwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg
>play 1 star Gold Ship for the achievement
>have to deal with her bullshit events and cursed mood swings
>brings her A game to every race despite her fuckery and carries me to an easy URA finale win on the first try
Golshi-sama I kneel
>>531160261less but it doesn't need to be. horses you only need 1 copy of and they can spook you easily. support cards get powercreep over time but it's slow enough that you have tons of time to get carats and pick upgrades to your account.
half of why kitasan black is worth pulling isn't even that it's amazing, it's that it's generally good, probably just below super creek in that regard, so if you own it you don't need to be chasing as many speed cards. once you have like 5 speed cards MLB'd you really only get more for minmaxing specific builds and variety. my JP account could never get gems again and I'd be fine for years because I already have a wide stable roster and powercreep is slow enough that I'm not worried about the stuff I have not holding up for any team I want to build.
>>531160054>whether it be horse or personthe difference is that the horse didn't chose to be there
>>531160482Typical case of umas abusing the trust of a good and earnest human man. Human women would never.
>>531160319>>531160506Why do you lie like a fucking rat.
>>531160423it would be extremely painful. for you.
>>531159997He's (You). AKA always picks the optimal food option that gives energy back so he can maximize training.
>>531160482I hate his retarded haircut so much
I've only seen Satono Diamond from fanarts and I already want to bully her with my dick
>>531160363Someone post the globalonly spark info
>>531160363graphic
>>531160309which pv is it? I'm interested in seeing it now
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>>531160046it's said that most horses enjoy racing
I'm not sure they would walk away from it if they had the option
have you ever enjoyed something that's bad for your health?
>>531160574schizos from other gacha threads hateposting because this game is popular right now.
>running a race that I haven't gotten the trophy for yet
>blocked
>boxed in
>every single fucking time
It's like the game knows what I'm doing and is constantly working against me.
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>>531160617Yes, anon, give yourself over to the heiress whose family can buy a dozen mansions. I'm sure nothing wrong will happen
>>531160617You're not the one doing the bullying here, anon.
>>531160640>people are blue spark farming when this is on the wayKEK
>>531160696I love the noises she makes
>>531160617The only one getting bullied will be you, anon.
Satono is a deviant, you will be begging for mercy after a week.
>>531160656that's a retarded argument, they don't get a choice either way
>>531160273I'll never forget Ryotei, especially since there's so little art of Stay Gold acting like a bastard.
she actually won unlike scarlet, i wonder if it's because i actually got vodka to do random races in between training
is that the trick? you need to do a few races here and there to get more skill points and only go for the gold and blue skills?
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can I get a qrd on what exactly each of these mean, and perhaps some tips on what honses are worth doing them on?
>>531159904I heckin love motherfucker. In 40soy she'd be a chaos cultists for sure
>>531160363Refer to this.
Multiple 600s just means that you increase your chancesof getting a star with 3 star spark. Instead of just, say speed, now it's possible to get 3 star sparks from Speed, Stamina, Power, or Wit, assuming they are 600 or above in stats.
>>531160734that's 4 years away bro, and you'll still need two 9* speed genes to compete against other normal players
>>531160515post your golshi
>>531157951Use your brain and decide for yourself instead of being a complete tool only doing what other people tell you to.
>>531160571umas aren't bad, they're just needy. you just got to be monagamous instead
Someone was looking for this version of the Urara Baki meme but I was too drunk to find my copy of it at the time.
If you're here, I'm sorry I'm only posting this now anon.
>>531160753And neither do kid athletes who are pressured to play by their parents and peers around them. Then once the talent is found, they're taught and trained by coaches to believe that it's their only way to success.
You think a kid would have the courage to say no to all that social pressure without any backing from anyone?
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>>531160823whoever made that needs to be hung, Jesus Christ how do you go from this to that fucking mess
>>531160732I want her to bully my dick with her feet
Uma trafficking is back on JP.
>finally get the random trainee ticket
>scout feature is down
wtf
>>531160908Isn't this the weekly renewable one?
>>531160839if you dont answer me ill just ask chatgpt to tell me what to do
>>531160923Make a fuss, maybe they'll give us more free shit.
>mambo
she aint referring to matikanetenhauser right
>>531160887>needs to be hunglike a horse?
>>531160431>UmapassAh, they should have implemented this from the start, it makes more sense with the steam release. I'd like to ask, on average how much does max Kits boost your uma's ranking/score? So far I'm still stuck around the 7k ceiling
>>531160537Would pulling like 10 times for Kita be reasonable? I want to at least get some SRs to uncap, and spend the rest on umas I want to get, how long does it take for a spark?
>>531160887the original image was a joke stating that you were going to get 1* every time
the guy updated it to be """accurate"""
>>531160908You fulfill other trainers's requirement and send them the umas they want. Rewards tend to be better than just turning your extra vets into glue.
>>531160967Yes, but it used to be the event they put up during dead weeks. It takes 3 years in until they make it a weekly permanent type of event.
how hard is it to get a horse pussy license?
need to fuck a trainee real bad now
>>531160482I always thought they wanted to draw spicaman smoking but that would put the umas' health in danger so he's just eating lollipops 24/7
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>>531160834Just realized she gave me my first undefeated run. I will never doubt the unsinkable battleship again.
>>531160619>>531160823>>531160887ooohhh i get it now, thanks anons!
>>531160887Its for those who are too regarded and needs visual aids to understand numbas
>>531160978she's referring to her el condor
>>531160803Spring Triple Crown is Osaka Hai, Tennou Shou Spring and Takarazuka Kinen
Dual Dirts is Champions Cup and February Stakes
>All 1st wins
>Medium and Long are S
>Stats are sort of balanced B+, Power is A
>Sparks pic rel
This is the only part of the game I hate the most.
Is Kitasan the only armpit uma?
Tachyon abuses you. Why do you put up with it?
has anyone done power or stamina only failed runs to try and get a spark?
Which horse is canonically the most breedable?
>>531160871Nah, an athlete can quit whenever they want. Pressuring someone to do something isn't the same thing as literally forcing them to do it. If we grabbed kid athletes from their parents and forcibly made them run from the moment they're born you'd have a real comparison.
>>531161098Also, the stats and horse.
How do you guys think Opera will react if she finds out her admirer was pregnant with your baby?
What about the other way around?
>>531161067what cards/inspiration? you say it's your first try but it's better than my 5 golshi runs lmao
>>531161158I can fix her.
>>531160624>he doesn't knowThis was Umamusume's very first PV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>531161009>Would pulling like 10 times for Kita be reasonable?pull as many times as you're willing to basically.
>I want to at least get some SRs to uncap, and spend the rest on umas I want to get, how long does it take for a spark?ideally you want to pull in batches of 200 because that's when you spark. there's no rollover between banners so if you put in 199 and not 200 you get essentially nothing (less than 1 regular pull) in return. horses are cool and worth pulling for but they don't need all your pulls, it can be worth it to focus on kita now and then you can put all carats into umas for weeks or months if you want.
>>531161178not rolling to get URA finale winner is throwing, just finish the run it's not that hard.
>>531157790 (OP)Is Kitasan good or bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjmkZUcPVO8
>>531161158i live to serve
Anons out here would question the usefulness of the quadratic equation, but would remember horse lore for 400 race horses, how many children they sired and when they got turned to glue.
>>531161009it's hard to gauge how much of a direct increase she is since you're still playing against RNG but she helps a lot for both speed and power due to her crazy high speciality for the time and +1 power bonus, making it easier to reach higher stats with one less speed card
>>531161125how did she manage to tan the insides of her thighs but not her tummy? what caused this?
>spd/stam/pow over 600 on yr3
>do a random g1 event
>lmao 15th enjoy
i fucking hate this game
>>531161158im gonna pretend to go blind after she forces me to take her next creation
maybe that would make her stop
>>531161198Daiwa Scarlet pumped out 11 kids.
What type of mental illness does Mihono Bourbon have?
>>531161158I know that she cant live without me and would turn into a messy neet otherwise or die in a freak lab accident.
>>531161338I need the quadratic equation to calculate the speed of my horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU2nwrgpw5A
SPEED, POWER, STAMINA
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
>>531161432all the horsnes have autism
>>531161348No, I hate it.
Also I have unrelated to that question. I saw someone's Nature with this costume on. Is it unlockable and how?
How true is this statement?
>three fucking hundred posts in 3/4 hours
too fast... slow the thread...
>>531161084>her el condorYou mean her pet eagle?
Is there a list of what the white sparks do and how to get them?
>>531160849Bros
I think I love adult women.
>>531161432Her dad raised her wrong as a joke.
>>5311614913* her
she runs in that costume when she shows up in other uma's races too
i still dont get why she's christmas themed
>>531161294>>531161339Fair enough, I'll try my luck and see just how lucky I get... Thanks for the responses
>>531161460I can't stop watching Creek's tits BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
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>all these white sparks
>1 wit
>1long
>>531161573Nips think Christmas is when people are most likely to have sex
>>531161309just here to see the whales kill each other
>>531161232I know they get screened for health before the auctions are held. That's why there's a 1 year gap before the horse trafficking auctions. Those that fail the qualifications are kept around as regular horses. And any time a pre-debut horse is deemed to be unfit, whether by health condition, injury, or simple attitude, they're scratched from official racing record. At least that's what Japan puts on paper.
Failed financial investments are best trashed early while they're still new rather than ride or die and lose even more on the race entrance fees.
>>531161536it may not pasa but you should still respect its identity
>>531161158I lost my rights
So, what's the story of Brand New Friends? Gaijin umas?
>>531161232>just say no lol>"son we're poor and we can't afford to give you the training to bring out your talents so we're entrusting you to these strangers who can bring out your talent and when you win can you send back some of your winnings so we have something to gamble with- i mean eat">"dear you ABSOLUTELY have to WIN the GOVERNMENT or THESE COMPANIES are spending their precious hard-earned money to fund your meals your training even your equipment and travel expenses so you better train and win">"bro you're a diamond in the rough! we'll polish you so you can shine! just sign this contract that keeps you under our thumb for like 5 years but you can get a fuckton of money which you can't actually use since all of your athletics-related expenses will be deducted from it anyways"yes anyone can technically quit anything whenever they fucking want but the consequences of quitting are very real that it's not even worth considering in the first place
>pressuring someone to do something isn't the same thing as literally forcing them to do ityou can call being held at gunpoint/with a knife to your throat "just pressuring" someone too
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>>531161279Nothing crazy. Absolutely no 3 star umas in there in her legacies. The green ult sparks I got had insane synergy. First Gold Ship fires Warning Shot to move up the late race, causing her to pass the weak generic umas which fires off Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might, which then causes her to surge forward even more and into a Triumphant Pulse to seal the deal. She was overtaking URA finale horses in just a few strides it was insane.
>>531161573>3* herNo..... I don't have stars for that
>>531161594>when the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken again
>rest
>sleep deprived
>rest again
>sleep deprived
>mood down
>night owl
>two turns in infirmary
>rest again next time
>sleep deprived
>mood down
>night owl
>right before summer
>go to infirmary after summer
>FOUR turns in infirmary
MAYANO PLEASE
>>531161501do not believe any of her lies, anon
>>531161662dude
who cares
umamusume
>>531161561Is this her dad?
>>531161662>wall of copePressuring someone to do something will never be the same thing as forcing them to do that thing. Go try to grab a child from their parents and force them to compete in races and see how quickly your operation gets shut down
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>>531161290damn, this is the one that pulled out? that creepy smile gives me serial killer vibes, a shame they didn't make it in
>>531161685>>531161279forgot cards. Tazuna helped a lot with Gold Ship's insane mood swings
>>531161705mindbroken by 70s eurobeat..
>>531161764It's just a modern sports principle. Replace horses with human athletes, and you get almost the exact same cycle.
What fraction of the blame for Japan's demographic collapse lies on the release of Uma Musume?
>>531161746Too much masturbation seshs you gotta dick her
>>531161746maybe it's time to rest your Uma for good...
>>531161158i gave her a child
Is there any trick to ensuring the other plushies attached to the one you picked don't fall off or is it just rng?
>>531161304Post more pictures of girls holding their own plushies
Question about the data link.
Does it not show in the menu if you made one already? I thought I set one earlier but when I went to check if one was made it asked me to enter a password again.
>>531161501im gonna rearrange her guts if she doesn't shut the fuck up
>>531161573>i still dont get why she's christmas themedher real horse has a red and green mask on and those are the christmas colors so it was a good opportunity for them to theme her
>>531161904training tazunas guts...
>>531160861> Thicc SuzukaSomething's wrong with this.
>>531161279fuck me forgot image
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>>531161290Who's this qt supposed to be?
>>531161705Need a Maruzensky gf so badly
>>531161501she's probably right, guts is a multiplier on your HP consumption
>>531158610https://www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/hunter-s-thompson-the-kentucky-derby-is-decadent-and-depraved/
You need to read this if you ever want to be good at Uma Musume. It's more important than MLB'ing Kitasan.
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>>531161628Yakuza will really break kneecaps of f2p and small ttime players
>>531158310Accurate depiction of Agnes trainer
>>531161890whether they fall off or not is rng. but you maximize odds by pulling up the ones that sparkle with big gold sparkles as they spawn, those are the ones with lots of hanging bonuses usually
>>531160819geg what a funny horse
>>531161824well she got put back in, just with a drastically different design
>>531161985Isn't it bugged right now
>calls me her destined partner
>couldnt even get the onsen ticket
I think not
Also i havent gotten the onsen ticket once since this game released on global...
>>531161904She wants to babytrap you. Don't do it!
>>531162021are those higher or lower priority than the big fat ones
>>531161501it's true but only in the sense that guts does act as bonus stamina at the end of a race. that doesn't mean you want a lot of it or that it's truly why you lost instead of something like bad stat distribution or bad skills.
>she is under the impression that any misfortune befalling those around her is entirely her fault
Who hurt Rice Shower? Why is she like this?
>>531162116the first 300 points of guts is better than 300 stamina
>>531162124This is literally how I think irl.
[controversial news] I like every uma.
Yes, even that one.
>everyone says how good fine motion is
>put it in every deck
>get another speed ssr finally to replace it
>start winning more careers
what was the point in even rerolling?
>>531162124It's based on h i s t o r y
>>531162165have you SEEN top gun
Should I be swapping to Pace if there's less Umas in that position and I have proficiency? I'm trying to build a Late Uma so I usually take a few late specific skills.
>>531162124we, anon...
humans are horrible
>>531162124Sometimes life goes to shit just because you're nearby. Just ask Tastiera.
i feel like raising friendship during the first year is a meme
i have to do dumb shit like guts training too often and end up lacking speed which leads to losing races
>>531161791>Pressuring someone to do something will never be the same thing as forcing them to do that thing.Then set a very clear and defined definition of what's "pressuring" and what's "forcing". Physically strong-arming them into doing something? Promising them a bright future with a contract so obtuse they can't understand it all and then when they try to back out cite at least 5 different clauses and sue for damage that they can't realistically pay off so they just continue doing it anyways?
>Go try to grab a child from their parents and force them to compete in races and see how quickly your operation gets shut downWhat if I try to offer the parents a scholarship for their kid to enter places they can never afford but with conditions instead?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that Big Sports is all evil, but there are lots of circumstances that can turn "pressure" into "being practically forced to".
>>531161898Anyone? I want to make sure I didn't mess anything up here.
>>531158310>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAIYes.
>>531161309>you get 1 rainbow crystal fragment every 5 monthsbros....we literally need to play the game for 10 years to get MLB Kitasan
>>531162209ryan's clit is bigger than your penis.
>>531162213Winning careers is trivial. Building pvp horses is what you need to prioritize and a 700 wit horse with proper skills will send yours to the glue factory
>>531162293i kerchow evry tim
Hey trainer please come inside Mayano's van I have adult magazines, beer and two gameboys with retro coop games!
>>531162213Super Creek has always been the better meta card because Swinging Maestro is just better and not limited to Pace Chasers.
>>531161290so Umapyoi Densetsu really is the theme song of UmaMusume huh
is there a single stat distribution Gold Shit actually does well with? I have failed every single build, starting with stam+power which I thought she wanted
I JUST FUMBLED A SUPER CREEK HOT SPRING TICKET RUN FUCK
I KEEP FUMBLING THE BIG TITTY UMAS FIRST IT WAS WINNING TICKET NOW SUPER CREEK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>531162372do you have battletoads?
Finallyโฆ Iโm free from this gooberโs grasp
>>531162305Everything in balance anon
also it's usually a lot easier to win debut's if you just use your horse as a front runner (regardless of compatibility), basically a free win
>>531161970Looking at
>>531159617 closer she has the same bow on her ear as the top leftt so I guess it was deep impact. That's a shame.
>>531162418Stamina training are limited to medium and long horses
>>531162308>grab child from their parents without asking for the parent's consent or the child's>make them compete in racesDo you think this is legal? Nah of course not, you're just being a disingenuous piece of shit.
>>531162426There's nothing to be scared about, Anon.
>>531162305guts give you speed thoughbeitly. I mean you still gotta balance your stats so you don't straight up job and still meet your goals. If there's a 2 support spd vs a 3 support guts button then you know which one to press
WHAT DO YOU MEEAAAN SHE ISNT FOREST
MATURE IS IN HER FUCKING NAME
>>531162484nigger tier """art"""
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>>531162426I know someone who can help with that
>>531161992This wasn't helpful at all...
>>531162478Wait until you find out she was once of a best fans and sparks farmer
>>531162359who cares, everyone will have mlb fine motions by the time that really matters.
>>531162418an mlb super creek is better anyway. and for that you can just support. a level 30 super creek is barely going to be noticeable.
Umas with big tits need bigger tails to keep their center of mass low. We know this basic science from t-rexes.
god why did they make Agnes Tachyon so perfect
>going through the top 30 clubs
>many of the members aren't maxed followers yet
>find this
Jesus christ. I guess people just follow whoever has a MLB support and ignore support umas.
Agnes Tachyon is allright
just allright
>>531162498Of course physically kidnapping a child is illegal you obtuse retard. But you don't even have to resort to crime to get people to do what you want. My point is you can take several steps to ensure you can "grab child from their parents" and get them to agree even if they don't want to.
>>531162325that just show fucking clueless those youtubers are
how in the fuck that asshole suggest people to use crystals on old ass cards when there are much better options
Okay that little story she tells you after winning the URA finals after bringing you to the shrine you met at is really cute.
i roll for hors to unlock cute clothes
their shoe-trophies are evo points? thats... huh...
>>531162490Front runners can get you through sprints and miles.
>>531162767>My point is you can take several steps to ensure you can "grab child from their parents" Yeah and those steps include getting consent from the parents and the child
>>531162650Fan farmer makes sense but I feel nothing but pity for anyone trying to spark farm with her. Sheโs very annoying to raise they did a great job making her fit the personality of the real horse
>arguing in good faith on 4chan 2007+18
Shiggy
>>531162801I NEED ONE MORE SUPER CREEK TO 3STAR HER
Reminder that flat is justice.
>>531162305How do you go about with friendship farming?
I usually prioritize either training slots with 3+ (or 2 lowest friendship level) umas or trainings that have innate bonus from the trainee.
The farming early game is so you can spam summer rainbows and get stats faster, then you focus on what you're missing/specializing on
>>531162801I wish we could have the casual outfits so bad
>>531162872If the parents want the money and convince the child signing the contract is a good thing, is that considered free will or abuse of guardianship?
>pick my cards based on the skills they give instead of just Speed
>don't have enough skill points to buy any of them
>can't get enough skill points because I can't win races
>can't win races because I have no skills and my stats are ass
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>>531162790I fell really bad for her. I went in expecting nothing, but her screaming about bad luck. She's really cute and my umawife
>>531162995Many such cases. We can't do this now with weak decks and inspirations
Bwos I just read Biwa's story and I feel bad for her now...
>>531162995you'll never have enough skill points to buy everything
just avoid assholes like biwa with 4 conditionals and their only good skills locked behind random conditionals
>>531162954Dura-chan, my beloved.
>>531163009put the lab coat back on
>>531162984Not as bad as forcibly grabbing the child from them, at least they get something out of it. The kid also gets to decide whether he wants to keep going as he grows older, and can quit anytime he wants.
do fans reset? I doubt they can keep climbing to the billions even in uma land
>>531162261Prease respondo
>>531162872>get them to agree even if they don't want to.At least finish the fucking sentence you're quoting
Neicha died at 35, it's like 105 in human age
>Translation: thank god for journo mode
So, when is someone on twitch or youtube start pirating japanese horse raising broadcasts?
Because I kindda want to watch those now.
thread is astroturfed by peta hide your umagfs
>GUTS 2*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>wins every race on first try and on first place
>doesnt get sick
>amazing stats
>never failed any 20%
>reaches the URA finale
>loses 3 consecutive times on third place because she starts her last sprint too late
GOLDSHIP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU LOSE NOW
>>531162965fr
I want Mayano's and McQueen's
>>531162530You can play horse girl decks in their card game?
>>531163183LMAO. Bakushinbros....
>>531163156>agree>don't want tolol ok
people just like money
>>531163243anon her wit...
>>531163040Her trying to hide how grateful she is just for having met you behind a story of a girl who met a messenger of the gods at the very shrine you two met at was great.
Though her fucking career kicked me in the balls, probably one of the worst runs i've had in the game, was constantly battling mood downs, migraines, and nightowl the entire time...
>>531163183bakushin is now a real retard icon
>>531163203>loses 3 consecutive times on third place because she starts her last sprint too latesounds like you need to level up guts!
what the fuck is a horse raising broadcast you retard
you think they have cameras 24/7 like your american celebrity โdramaโ shows to follow horses?
>me who has no idea what the fuck is going and and just keep speccing into speed power and stamina and sometimes wit, but rarely ever guts
What is going on lmaooooo
>>531163234Mayano needs love correction
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she's too fucking powerful i cant stop looking at her
>>5311633262 more days until I borrow it from a whale!
Where does the money in horse racing come from? As in how is it economical to buy a horse for several hundred thousands if not millions of dollars? I know the races have prizepools, but those are usually only a few million and not enough to offset the cost of the horse.
And sure, you can make huge amounts of money by breeding your successful racehorse, but that still begs the same question. Why are people willing to pay so much for a racehorse?
Is it just some massive cyclical scheme? Buy a racehorse to breed it and sell it to other people trying to profit by doing the same thing? Are racehorses literally just crypto?
Why do you not do Guts training again? Why is it considered a waste?
>>531162995I tried doing a career run without buying skill points and it's just impossible lol. I still spend the first two goals building up friendships and praying I get the acupuncturist for the Charming condition, but it's annoying when the supports go into Guts training.
>Just placed in a race I had a bad matchup in
Alright I'm starting to understand this game now and get the fun of it, pretty hype when you're against the wall and manage to get a high placement/win with enough faith.
>>531163101>The kid also gets to decide whether he wants to keep going as he grows older, and can quit anytime he wants.In a vacuum, I would agree since sports are sports. They can walk away anytime they want.
But let's say the kid wants to stop, but the coach gives the parents more incentive to convince the kid to stay longer. Or a scholarship is dangled to a good high school or college that would normally be too expensive for the family to afford.
Would the kid have the courage to say no to external pressures like that?
I'm just using my personal experiences as a kid and had my shoulder cooked for a year.
I really like Fuku, I think she's my 2nd favorite Uma after Urara. I also like Air Groove because somewhat cold, stern and serious woman with a soft side is peak.
>>531159738i i wish quick mode didnt skip through these, they dont seem to be in archive either
>>531163361>Why do you not do Guts training again? Why is it considered a waste?a youtuber said so
>>531161898>>531162317Thanks for nothing everyone.
>>531163361>Praying for accupunctureAs someone who brings nishino and sweep, I can't relate
>>531163394Have you played Mayano yet?
What is the drop rate for the onsen ticket? I think Iโve gotten it once in over 100 runs and choked it
>>531162995Try to build your deck around what stats your uma likes to train on, I dedicate for example 2 and 2 for the 20% and 10% innate stat bonus respectively, and the rest are freebies you can spend on stats like stamina, speed or wits if missing
>>531163358Billionares do not seek for more money, rather they seek fame
>>531163378Then you weigh the risk vs benefits
If you chose to keep going you judged that the (very respectable) amount of money you can make from your career is worth it. The horses don't make money from their contribution, and even if they did they never got a choice
>>531163305she did get it on last attempt
>>531163486I haven't pulled her yet....
>>531158376McQueen got a hug from the trainer. She might have lost the battle but she won the war.
>>531163539>running gold ship as paceThis should be illegal
>jobs at arima kinen
oops, i forgot this bitch has to get first place for that shit
Gold
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>"Iove gold ship that's my trans autistic daughter"
Why are these people like this
>>531163354Your swinging maestro bro?
>I think you guys should find a different tr-
so if you are a new player who isnt in a big club already and dont have mlb spe card you are basically bricked?
whats up with these game design decisions
>>531163358yeah bro im sure the saudis got into horse racing to make a profit when their crown princes are spending close to billions on all of their horse ownership ventures
>>531163610You've made up people to be mad at, a classic blunder
>>531163459Dont be a baby
And no it doesnt, just log into the device you linked and you will know if it worked
>>531163685You can live with fully uncapped SR cards. Just get them while rolling for Kitasan Negro.
>>531163665>Straight recovery I will be fine
>>531163695Literally verbatim what someone in my friend's group said but whatever
>>531163582and both parents had late stars
she just decided to take the one star from one of the grandpas and get S pace
something something life something something lemons
ARE HINT SKILLS A FUCKING MEME I NEVER GET THE ONES I WANT. DO I JUST IGNORE THESE FUCKING EXCLAMATION POINTS
>>531162783Whats that and when do we get that?
>>531163597>Bought Iron Will
Historical photograph of umamusume cavalry right before raiding a countryside village and stealing all the virgin men
>>531163781>my friend's group
>>531163361Think of it like this
>High gutsUma has not enough speed or stamina so they slow down, making them irrelevant when guts matters (last spurt)
>Low gutsYou focused on stamina and have decent speed so your uma is ahead and guts loses purpose because your uma got good stamina
You lose a lot of training value in guts training if there's no relationship points gained, training wits, racing or resting is much better
>>531163597You have wronged Bourbon trainer. You wonโt achieve her excellent ending like this.
Agnes
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My daughter... You will bear many strong children...
horse's body are this giant block of muscles, how much do uma's weigh theoretically if they can run as fast a car, they never disclose that info in the archives.
>>531158610America isn't a real country
and i live here
i wont sperg out like im pol but god damn not even racing horses are safe
>>531163697So basically, enter in a password there and never go to that option again unless you need to transfer?
>>531163940495912984354
Not sure if her or my 3SPD/6PWR Oguri is better for helping friends but I'll put the Agnes up for now.
>>531163837>wow her voice is borderline annoying while still being charming i wonder who her voice actress is>Kaori Mizuhashi>voiced Michiru in Grisaia and Michiru in BAlike pottery
>>531163906You create a password, save your user ID and said password, then use your user ID and your newly created password to link the account to another device.
You only really need to go in there to create a new link password.
So should I roll for Kitasan if I don't have enough for MLB or no?
What are the future cards worth of rolling?
>>531163531I can't argue against that. Most horses are have an innate love for running and moving around, so they can get competitive on their own.
But yes, horses don't get compensation outside of fame, which some horses like Gentildonna, Hokko Tarumae, and Gold Ship have actually motivated themselves with.
But it's easy to tell when a horse is motivated to run and when he's not.
Gold ship has the classic BPD bangs and she's fucking crazy. Genuinely, every single woman with this haircut is like this.
>Ay YO traina-san those Finals were straight up BUSSIN' fr fr no cap on JAH my brother in Christ
>Your big dick energy just passed the vibe check so hop in the whip, after the onsen we can Netflix and chill I mean SHEESH your rizz got me shook fr fr
How do you react?
Thinking about big sweaty Taiki Shuttle breasts
Taiki shuttle is ugly, and is only good for her body
>>531164153her voice is fucking annoying, made worse by the engrish
>roll on the kitasan simulator
>5 kitas twice in a row
did i just fuck myself up?
Are some umas just poorly designed and not winnable without legacies/luck/whaling? I thought that there was supposed to be a "correct" strategy for every girl, but some of them just can't stop losing even with clocks. Strategy guides basically tell you to completely modify their stats and affinities with legacies.
>>531164257It's zero on the real thing I'm afraid
>>531164178She would NEVER do this
I somewhat want to be the one with the collar
>>531164257you've released your luck into the aether, its mines now
>>531164257yea thanks for releasing all that good luck into the cycle bwo, I'm next in line to inherit all of it
>>531164067i bet they would be bestest of friends
>>531164153Nah she's face cute, also absolutely gorgeous in her casual outfit.
>>531164287its called winning a dice roll, money and grinding makes it easier yes.
What's your guy's team trial score?
>>531164340she looks a little retarded and also sounds a little retarded, desu
All umas are pretty cute too, the only ugly one I could say is Ryan
>>531164067must say, it's impressive how fast those sort of talk and slangs died out, they usually last a bit longer
>>531163303I had a really smooth time with her, despite me going in blind with not really knowing what to do. I have a soft spot for her, it also helped that she cured bad conditions of another trainee for me.
i-it's okay i can just manifest kita through sheer will like in other gachas, reminder that luck is a skill and you can feel it on your spine
>>531164067>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>531164437anon the current age of modern internet cycles out memes extremely fast. I remember when Harambe was a thing and it lasted years. These days memes come and go in 2 weeks and even the biggest ones last less than 3 quarters
>>531164367I'm not proud of saying that but I am a pure person all around
>>531164438>>531163303>>531163040I really really want to get her and I hate that pulling on the horse banner is such a bad idea right now because I'm like decently likely to get her from a few pulls. I just can't justify pulling with Kitasan right here.
>>531164437zoomer lingo is already normalized unc, you just fell off
bojack horseman cameo on uma musume when
>>531164287Nope
While it makes some umas significantly easier its not required to have good legacies to beat their careers
You just have to know what their races are and build their stats for them, also level up your cards
Oh also most of the late surgers you can just switch to pace chasers and it will significantly help with not getting boxed in during races
How do bond levels work? Not the friendship training that comes up when I search it. I noticed it goes up a tiny bit when I use her in team trials, do I have to keep doing that for months or something?
>>531164257>If you roll on the simulator and get kitas then you brick'd yourself by rolling your luck away>If you don't roll on the simulator then you'll brick yourself by not rolling your bad luck away
So what are the SR uncap targets besides Sweep Tosho?
Its time to turn off my brain and play some Oguri Cap.
>>531164035just do 200 rolls for at least a copy and MLB later with selector tickets
the next "good" card don't come until 2 years later
>>531164352Was kinda hoping the devs would have actually tried play testing every girl for viability with default legacies and not insane supports. I hate needing to look up guides to clear.
Whatโs desirable when it comes to pink sparks?
>>531164547All in due time, trainer-san.
>>531163361guts is good to train if you want a nice even stat spread for spark farming
>>531164314Would Suzuka be into petplay?
>>531164574Your bond increases by a decent amount after going through a career run with her. Way more in comparison to team trials
>>531164354>only 17k caratsWhat's your setup? You pulled in the character banner didn't you
>>531164586The answer is to get unlucky on the simulator to invoke Karmic rewards on the real thing
>>531164437I don't actually remember much of her dialogue but I know she says simp squad and both of those are still often used.
Now if she says goon we're cooked.
I'm bored.
There's nothing to do in this game between events if you don't want to farm sparks.
>>531164628the goal has always been about opening your wallet, now get hyped for kitasan black, wouldn't want to brick yourself now right chuddie?
>>531164696this but unironically. It's technically another luck check because you need to be lucky to be unlucky on the sim and thus get lucky on the real thing
>>531164621*stomach noises*
Flesh fangs are not cute and anime characters with them are lovecraftian horrors
>>531164696or you blow your luck on the sim
>scouting is under maintenance
I BETTER GET SOME FUCKING FREEBIES FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO WHALE CYGAMES
>>531164521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqmh26nZAA
>>531163671They have to understand, I'm just building inheretances for them
Why are they like this?
I'll come back to them when the stats are right
I fucking hate the club system why did they lock so many monthly carats behind this shit?
>>531164728brother it's a roguelike, there's nothing to do in any of them if you don't want to grind the content loop. you play because you enjoy the gameplay loop. if you don't, why are you here?
>>531164606Eishin Flash
Kingu
Taishin
Cafe
Daiwa Scarlet
Marvelous
>>531164736stop clock checking me every thread!
>>53116473641. Danchode is gonna filter me because I stopped saving dead runs that only give 20-50k fans
>>531164671Only if its cute and involves cuddling
Just what did she mean by this??
>>531164757White teeth fangs are a lot better, I don't know why the flesh fangs became more common.
>>531164757Did you get bullied by one?
>>531164873because they're easier to draw quickly, just a quick v while drawing the mouth outline and no need for a swap in color
I wished they upped the donations per day, I need more club points to buy Top Cun star pieces
>>531164736I read it as clog check and was like huh?
Anyway I have 0 because I wasted all on Nice Nature runs which I kinda regret but whatever.
how long until normies start running out of clocks, I need some gibs badly...
>>531158825followed you anon
>>531164868Wtf is this real?
>>531163671Spreading rumors at the tracen dorms that the trainer is quitting and moving overseas!
>>531164696>>531164746>get unlucky on the simulator>didn't get unlucky hard enough to invoke karmic retribution>karmic cycle continues to make your luck bad>by the time you stop rolling is when the karmic pendulum finally decides to swing the other directionIt's over.
My friend told me to not roll until like what 2 or a day from now
But I will not just roll and try to win with the Pink Urara girl with the default supports
feel like it should be illegal to have races over summer camp
>>531164959As soon as I ran out of clocks I decided to get good at the game and now I don't lose anymore.
>>531164552well I dont interact with anyone 10 years younger than me so that could be
>>531164521i know i know, is just that slangs do tend to last a bit more since they are actually used in day to day, not just for some quick memes, I guess mixing the two gave them a swift death
>>531164715I think simps is more of an actual word/definition than a lingo/slang so it makes sense that it endured
and now that I have your attention, are potential levels good for anything? they seem like a skill points trap for careers
>>531164959I have 102 clocks is that considered a lot?
>>531164732Whaling is always the ultimate to goal but usually launch characters are supposed to be viable with base configs to hook you.
>>531164691>You pulled in the character banner didn't youYou bet your ass I did. Wanted my bourbon and some costumes for my enjoyment.
>>531164067daaaaamn shawty
you this boomer acting up
fr fr you rizzing me up real good
now show me that gyat
i feel like killing myself, would still hit
>>531164802The game needs more depth to career mode
Which would rape Trainer faster? Creek or Diamond?
>>531164830Licking Daiwa Scarlets stinky ass!!!
Super Creek's ult never triggers
>>531164868god what a girlโฆ
What are you implying Miss Nature...
>>531165116Why does it have to be stinky? Why can't it be clean?
Daiwa Scarletโs large, lewd chest
>>531164736ZERO
E
R
O
My pulls aren't even that great, might just start over with a fresh stock of clocks.
>>531164868every few days we get a new funny dialogue snippet from top gun and people ask if it's real
and it turns out to be very real
it's really funny
what does raising stars even do? sure it gives more skill but is that skill obtained by default or do I have use skill points in career mode?
>what if we named a character top gun
>also her dad is tom cruise
>also she's a genius and she can run in any position
>also she cannot sit for 5 whole seconds without mentioning how much she wants trainer's dick
>also she's literally 12
what was cygames cooking
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>>531165134she's implying i can invite lolis to our sex nights
>>531165194She feels the need, the need for seed.
>>531164574Bond goes up with stadium races and careers. But stadium races go up +2 and careers can go +12-19, more if there's a bond campaign. They incentivize completing them later on with
>9: Special valentines chocolates and messages>11: Casuals in homescreen and uma data
>>531165050in truth its really not hard, just memorize a bunch of the events and what they do, most of the uma's even have the exact same outcomes in the same position but with varying text.
That or read it up online and make yourself an even bigger metafagtryhard
>>531165194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
So I want to craft the super winning ticket. I already have a 3 Speed 6 Power Oguri Cap. Do i just use her or should I try to get a 9 power or maybe 3 stam 6 power?
>>531163913that fucking purse lmao
>>531165143From training all day of course anon, it's clean, but oh god it's sweaty...
>>531165303you beat me to it
>>531165134Sheโs on to you. You filthy loliconโฆ
>>531157790 (OP)Holy NTR, I hope the guy behind her is the MC's bully
>>531165194>also she's literally 12Out of 10
>>531165338stop stabbing steak with a carrot, that shit is foul
So I can't ignore certain stats?
Does wit do anything for Urara and Goldship
Horses are measured in hands.
>>531165356Plus me, 6โ5โ adult.
>>531165452It's tasty, when it's roasted!
>>531165194Is there a 2* selector or something? She's the only one I'm missing and I already wasted too much kitasan currency trying to get her.
Do people actually like canned coffee
>lose by a nose
>lose by a neck
>lose by a nose
ura final is fucking bullshit
>>531165194>real horse is known for suffering a lot of injuries, being a decent winner and being a bit of a weird cunt>MAKE HIM A RETARDED CHEERFUL BRAT AND THEN GIVE HER SOME HUGE FUCKING TITS!I want to know what the underlying logic was with this one.
Tickezo's final Arima Kinen race is actual bullshit. If it's not Biwa mogging everyone in the front it's Taishin going Bullet Bill from the outside. Don't get me started on if somehow the Teio jobbing decides to activate her ult.
I want to put p0n0s inside Marvelous Sunday's vag000. That's all.
are we gonna do character poll anytime soon like last year?
>>531165558The stuff you get from a jap vending machine is pretty good
>>531165558...i like canned black coffee
>>531165546Do NOT imagine the smell!
>>531165558The main appeal is the convenience but you're right that it's pretty mid. Even JAPAN'S NUMBER 1 COFFEE BRAND Boss is way too sweet despite actually being the best canned coffee available in my country.
>>53116473625
I was starting to collect them back, but I was getting walled hard by Mayano career and burned a bunch of them
They're really just not going to update the DMM client like that?
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Wait so Ryan has no choice but to go for Power and Ive been building her wrong with Pace?
What cards distribution should I actually give her that has mix of mid to real long races, this game is really complicated, I lost her last story mode so bad I didnt even bother retrying due to not even having a 600 stat line
>>531165690Maybe I will make my own meatloaf with roasted carrot and post it here!
>>531165593Gonna have back problems with those honkers!
>>531165565Why not horse cock sizes?
Zzzzzzzz wake me up when scouting is back
>>531165558The Jap ones are very tasty
Do you think we'll get 10k before kitasan's banner ends...? haha
>>531164772What was wrong with it anyway?
>>531165749They're still updating DMM for nip players?? It also got the same 4K live update as JP Steam release.
>>531165338>Toreina-san... don't cry. I knew the risks, but I had to try to achieve my dreams. Alas, my greed has consumed me.
>>531165194Not related but it's weird just how many references to 80's american culture there is in this franchise. Like there's a goldship animation that directly shouts out Indiana jones, the last thing I'd expect the japs to know about.
>>531165764Pace likes some power though.
>>531165782Imagine rolling for Kitasan over this
Couldn't be me lads
>>531165916flat as a board
>>531165783Why is there white stuff coming out of the part it's stabbed into?
>>531165916Why is she so flat
>>531165764She goes speed because her unique reaches her top speed in seconds if it activates. It's interesting
>>531165949Good thing that she's free.
>>531165928The owners are old and plenty of these horses are from the 70s and 80s boom period.
>>531165764I think we've all been there, they blindside you with how rough her career is. I just forced her through with late surge and high stats.
>have director max friendship before year 2 starts
>dont get the event
>>531165764She has like 4 long races in her career, with miles and mediums in between, don't feel bad if you can't get her right.
She works best as a late surger with good stam and power, the idea is to have her use skills a lot so she can speed up and overtake, so try 2 power 2 wits 1 stam and 1 speed deck, with legacies that give you A in long and mile track fields
Is Nice Nature prone to late starts or something? She late started pretty much every single race.
I say there is a roughly even chance Tracen academy would be able to locate the body of someone who so much as looked at the trainer wrong around the girls
>>531164728Read the story nigga READ
>>531165593>WE NEED A NEW HORSE STAT>we got this weird horse that's not special really>GOOD ENOUGH, ANY DESIGNS?>we got another normal highschool gir...>BULLSHIT MAN, WE NEED TO DIVERSIFY>the smallest demographics are lolis and huge titties, and...>HELL YEAH, MAKE'M HAVE BOTH
I keep jobbing at the Tokai Teio.
>still haven't gotten a medium Uma above C+
KILL ME PETE
>>531166023[uplifting news] if so
>>531166097I'm not playing a story that's not english dubbed bwo
So, is Uma Musume one word or two words or what
>>531165969so you can feel her heart doki doki when you hug her
>>531165593her sundaes are marvelous.
that's it.
>>531166162Any of them, it's a G3 race in Senior Year March.
>>531165035>1 Star Gutslol no
aside from blue skills and generic accelerations do any of them even do anything?
>>531166176>dubfagging a VNThis game really became too big for it's own good.
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>>531165876They're restoring the original support banner ( the one we rerolled FM and SC) because people complained about bug (something about it ended early?)
>>531165964Yep I am gonna cook it! Maybe not this weekend, but this month for sure! Prepare yourself!
>>531166162Hanshin Daishoten is a long race. It's one of Mayano's goals.
>>531165883I don't know. I always play on my phone but since the Steam client got the horizontal window feature I figured I'd try booting up the DMM one but it's still the same old vertical main game screen window only.
>>531166257White Ura Finale = huge stat boost
But the endgame is obtaining good stats AND other horse unique skill to create a deadly combo for your pvp horse.
>>531164728i want to farm sparks, but i can't because drinks are limited.
>>531166197Uma means Horse
Musume means girl/daughter
Kantai Musume is Fleet girls
>>531166423Horse daughter...
>>531166280Please post pic when you do it
>>531166491SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX
>>531166491Love springs..
>>531166491share the sex later
>>531166423Why is it one word on the steam page?
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we're going to make it f2p MLB bros.
>>531165194I can't play this career because it hurts my heart too much
>>5311665521% is huge in gacha, go get it king
>>531166585>f2p MLB>30809 caratsohhh no no no he doesn't know
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>>531166050How much power is too much power?
I still lost in the semis I think or was it in the finals I cant recall. Any idea what Im doing wrong?
Why do a lot of guides recommend higher power and lower speed on longer tracks? Doesn't that kind of seem counter-intuitive?
>normalfag proudly admitting he doesn't read because he can't listen to Kari Wahlgren or some shit
You are the wackest motherfucker in this thread
>>531166658a lot of guides are retarded
>>531166491How hard is the Ura on jp these days? I assume the onsen stuff is an Ura scenario thing only.
>down 2 clocks after only 3 races
this game is starting to infuriate me theres no skill involved it all just rng bullshit
>>531161995Wow guys who saved 30k +400! Ez munnie.
>>531166727As long as the scenario doesn't break a horse's main career in favor of a custom scenario career then you can get the ticket as long as there's a raffle event.
when can I start rerolling? I just finished the tutorial and the scouting tab says is in maintenance
>>531166116How? I just unlocked her today and I just won the career?
>>531161309>>531162325You get an SSR voucher, 1 rainbow LB, 23 rainbow fragments. Since 20 rainbow fragments = 1 rainbow LB. 3 copies!
So before the first anniv, you basically can have Kita to 3LB if you have 0LB now, or MLB if you have 1LB now.
>>531166741Just walk away, if you need clocks that early. I only use them on the final goal or URA, if I really need her to win.
>>531166638You only need 5 pulls
>>531166727piss easy most of the runs you just farm skill points hoping you get all the good ones and then buying all of the skills at the end. stats don't even matter
>>531166791just play the game and wait for 3 days when the good banner drops
Any clubs adopting new players?
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>>531166741yep, you just gotta rng enough times to get you to the next ledge to hold on to
it does get more bearable
>>531166638Just buy another spark and ur fine
>>531166658Power matters, but stamina matters much more in long races.
>>531166727Anything after URA is piss easy honestly, probably why a lot of people got bored and quit. Only L'arc and Legend scenario had some kind of final boss difficulty that will eat up your clocks but you wont get onsen tickets from those scenarios.
>>531166638Thats impressive Im still at 22k
>>531166741there are plenty of horses that need 3 clocks but not that early. are you just picking wit every time with r support cards?
>>531166885killing myself if I don't get that 6% bros
I can't imagine how fast the thread will be during kitasan banner. The amount of post crying and gloating will be crazy.
How the fuck do I tell uphills and downhills? Every track in this game is flat.
The local shopkeeps are a good bunch
>>531166642you power should never be higher than the speed, other than making sure you have all the stats in the right place try fishing for hints whenever you see them to get some good late surger skill as soon as possible, not much else i can help with
Silence Suzuka has failed me for the last time.
She's going to the glue factory
>>531167000Natie is a really cute nickname
>>531167000>>531166772Stop making me want to do a career run with a background Uma.
>>531166849>>531166938Interesting, thanks for answering.
So it's really just the pvp and the VN stories after a while? Mixed feelings but it sounds comfy as a daily game I guess.
>>531166638don't you only need 4 if you roll 200?
>>531166996https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/hakodate
>>531166964nope I get max friendships in the first year then spam rainbows in summer
i was the 1st favourite in the race but got 9th 3 times in a row as goldship my skills were fine my speed stam power stats were circles in the prediction i have skills that make me not get boxed in
>wondering how people in room matches are getting these monster umas with A's in almost every stat while I struggle to get just 3 of my stats to A rank
>compare our decks
>they have multiple MLB or near MLB SSRs and SRs
It really is all about whaling for cards that have high training "effectiveness", isn't it?
>the game is fun because thereโs challenge
>if you roll for good support cards the game becomes easier
Isnโt the game more fun if you donโt roll for meta then?
>>531167063They will roll out Master Challenge, which are Legend races but hard enough compared to PvP. It's one way to overcome a challenge for people not into PvP autism.
>>531167082how likely do you think it is to pull off a 0.75% chance 4 or more times in 200 tries
>>531167082oops meant to reply to
>>531166963
You can do fine with just 3LB Kitasan btw
>want Silence Suzuka after reading his irl story
>used my ticked on Oguri because I like silver hair
>got Taiki Shuttle with the event ticket (she sucks)
KILL ME ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your favorite Uma is obese
I've been blessed from the jap side of YouTube
https://youtu.be/af8OPoz1BgI?si=3RizakYV0TlLdNlP
I have a question, does power influence how your uma moves around corners?
If I'm understanding this right, for girls like Urara, sprinters, speed and power matter more, right?
For mediums like Daiwa or maybe long racers, I should slap on more stamina and probably guts
They're both fronts so that's what I figured
For girls like Bakushin, the pace thing reads like I should raise some wit for position
I should read the guide
>>531167204Thanks, I tried really hard for it.
>>531166885Just so you know these chances are for rate ups with a 0.75% chance.
Kitasan negro is gonna be a lot worse since she's 0.5% lol
>>531167118Gacha pvp is always a battle of bank accounts
>>531166554because the word Uma does not exist in their world
only Umamusume
I'm making shit now idk
>>531167204She always loses the weight after digesting a bit.
>>531167171The more i do her career the more she feels like my wife.
having some issues with this game, don't like the idea of jerking off to a horse but the game is fun. But I feel like I'm missing out
>>531166963I'll just cry tears of joy Im free. Instead of wasting hours grinding 3* at 5% at 20% chance of being chosen
>>531166963Congratulations for easily pulling this Kitasan Black
>>531167262So the 58% is more like a 45% or something?(Idk I'm retarded) Regardless if you're lucky enough you can get away with only spending like $200
>>531162296>win derby because the horse that was going to win had a fucking heart attack on the last corner>win in hong kong, nobody cares because a triple tiara winner diedbeing tastiera is suffering
>>531167348Have you tried not being gay?
>>531167348we don't lewd horse around here
>>531167141So she drains horses at night? Foul demon!
>>531167204with all the grass donations probably soon
I think umas like satono diamond need to be filed with restraining order
Why isn't tracen doing anything?
Im getting filtered by Mayano's long races bros...
>>531167158>Master Challengethey are WAY harder than actual pvp, which I have no problem getting 1st in my group every time
I only managed to beat this bitch on the final day of the event, she is rigged as fuck
>>531167321Now post the special week one
loreq
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Lore question: if I go into a museum to find Napoleon Crossing the Alps, what would it look like?
>>53116746520 SEPTILLION TONS OF RYE GRASS TO URARA
>>531167516>don't win anything>win the hearts of the massWhat happened
>>531167469If you try reading Tracen's financial record, you may find some familiar names who donated a large amount of money to them.
>>531167230No that's Wit (and skill)
>>531167514An uma with Napoleon shoulder to shoulder
>>531167418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSFDuxoBTY
wtf bros you just told me earlier this thread that japanese horses don't die like roided up and abused american horses...
>>531167230it does because of acceleration
>>531167586Yea but she's putting the Trainer in jeopardy
Trainer can't, well, train, if she keeps trying to fuck instead of doing training and races
Akagi
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>>531166921Donโt worry Yagi.
>>531167568Perseverance is one of the pillars of humanity.
which option do you take?
Okay, I am a massive retard, how much do corners matter? I feel like the start and the last stretch, which are mostly straight lines, matter more
Pls enlighten me
So like we're the Mongol tribes Umamusume ethnostates
>>531167491Don't have it, but she orders way less than the Grey Monster.
>>531167230whenever your uma slows down she needs acceleration to pick it back up
>>531167769Train and have fun.
Free practice perfect.
I can't even remember what the other two do.
>>531166921I hate how fucking ugly everyone's noses are in this series, I'm sorry I've heard amazing things about it but I can't stand the noses.
>>531166963I've already accepted with my luck spark may be my only kita
I was luckyish w/ my GBF pulls but often below the total rate
>>531167813And power influences acceleration, yes?
>>531167240medium and long need more stamina and power
pacer typically better at medium and long
if you're starting out and don't aren't whaling or worried about high end pvp and want to get careers done
Long Pacer
Stamina>power>Speed>Wit>Guts
Sprint front
Speed>Wit>Guts>Stamina=Power
another way to start off as a new player is get everything to 300 and everything after that is defined by length and strategy
>>531167227what happened to hyadain. you'd think he'd be churning out hits in this tiktok riddled hellscape.
>>531167568>>531167754>fuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweball
>>531167805Yeah Umamusume's equivalent of Genghis Khan raped so many men
>>531167769The last one for practice perfect
>>531167874>medium and long need more stamina and powerthe longer the race the less power you need
Are there any open /uma/ clubs?
>>531159286>Any club made in July won't get any ranking rewards until August finishesis this true? if so I'm going to kill myself
>>531167830>missing kino over something trivial fag
>>531167795Its one of the best skills
>>531167830It's a really good show/manga, but yeah I can see where you're coming from.
I just accepted it as part of it's charm at this point but they really stand out, they even joke about it a couple of times. Mamiya is probably the most attractive girl in all of Fukumoto's works and she just looks like Kaiji.
>>531167874>another way to start off as a new player is get everything to 300This is what I mostly thought for career mode but all the girls I have start below 100 so I guess I have to build them over and over until the legacies land stats at 150+ by default
>>531159286>>531159479>>531168007Wasn't it 14 days? i.e. If you made the guild before June 16th it counts.
>>531167769i take last one always for guaranteed practice perfect
>>531168181That's for joining a club I don't know if it works the same for the club itself
Satono Diamond being a rapist is pure fanfiction. The real Satono Diamond is a very pure, submissive and gentle girl, who would make the perfect tradwife.
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