Thread 531203963

The King is BACK Edition

>News
$158 Pet: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24216434/unleashing-king-krush-hearthstone-s-first-interactive-pet
The LOST CITY of UN'GORO coming July 8th https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204896/adventure-calls-from-the-lost-city-of-un-goro-hearthstone-s-next-expansion
Arena Overhaul https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit

Previous >>530825463

forsen is staying with us... right?

>>531204089
wtf he actually did it? What was his deck

>>531204089
...no

>>531204323
Priest with lots of spells

>no patch notes
So we have another week of this shit? Or would the patch be tomorrow

>Kibler wants aggro nerfed even more
WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE FORCED TO RUN THE FUCKING NEUTRAL JUG FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOW MUCH NEUTERED YOU WANT BOARD BASED DECK TO BE YOU FUCKING DIAPERLORD

>>531204685
If there's a balance patch this week it'll be on Thursday with patchnotes coming an hour ahead of time and a teaser coming Wednesday afternooon

>>531203963 (OP)
this was probably the most obvious case of rigged RNG i've ever seen
he literally highrolled every single effect throughout 12 games in a row

>>531204690
He wants everything nerfed until he can play his “sweet“ arena decks

>>531205130
"Twist" should just be standard with the top 30 or so most commonly played or overtly powerful cards in standard banned.

i feel no joy when I win but if I lose my entire day is ruined

>>531205358
They should make twist where everyday they ban the cards with the highest win rate.
Until there are no cards left at the end of the season.

>>531204690
why are redditors acting like a 5 mana 9 charge damage is ok and it being in aggro decks proof that aggro is weak enough? it's far from the best card in aggro decks anyway

>>531206257
They've got it in their mind that Jug is a "bad" card that they are reluctantly playing even though it was hugely buffed and has had a ton of support added.

If there is a better casual game to play for 30 minutes a day, I would play it.

>>531206257
same reason they think a 4 mana 15 damage card is ok

was kel thuzad the inevitable a good card when it was relevant?

>>531205358
>>531205793
just make it the most recent set + core and balance accordingly

>>531206257
problem is contant card draw and tutor
is you jug and run out of gas its fine but not *next wave incoming*

>>531207323
Yes, it was good in the deck but i don‘t think skeleton mage was ever that good

>>531207336
Twist is for funny meme modes

>>531206949
im replying to you now with shadowverse before that other guy appears and recommends it to you and calls it cunnyverse

>>531207323
Yes skeleton mage was strong and kelthusad was part of why

>>531206949
I switched to tft but set 14 was pretty bad.

>>531206949
the bazaar

>>531207757
Tft seems even less popular than hs

>>531208560
he said better

>>531208560
is that game still alive, i dont see anyone besides kripp play it

>>531204690
what do you expect from the retard who insisted on playing imbue priest before it was buffed for hours at a time and seething that it was shit that he couldnt press button and discover an out every turn?

>>531211120
He complained about the Imbue Priest buff because it ended up becoming an aggro deck (this is supposed to be a bad thing), well fuck you diaperface, aggro Imbue Priest it's been my favorite deck since.

okay menagerie priest is even dumber than dk

>>531204690
It takes care of itself when Murloc and Loh get dumped on, every quest deck will go up 10% win rate and the game will actually begin.

>>531212240
it's a valid complaint. aggro priest is a shitty meme with flames-button-down vibes. "heh, u thought i was le control class, but ackshually, i am le heckin aggro class! get jugged on!!! heh heh..."
the deck is also boring as fuck too. it literally just plays a bunch of sticky 1drops and gives them reborn. congratulations. you scammed me by turn 3. very cool. le heckin epic twink boy anduin did the heckin epic aggro job
it's corny and deserves to be shit on

>>531214130
Who the fuck mulls for control when they see a Priest nowadays, it's either Imbue Aggro, tempo Protoss or Bandage OTK, that's on you, retard.

>>531214130
Poor babo pooped her diapees...

>>531214130
>no you have to be heckin control because... because i say so
no i don't think so
I'M FEELING PUNCHY

>>531214130
They‘ve decided that death knight, warrior, mage and warlock are control classes now so i‘m glad we don‘t have another one

What a sad state of affairs when the most complained card in the game is from the fucking core set

>>531214794
I miss zoolock and enrage warrior so fucking much bros. Mage can die in a ditch.

>>531214362
who's complaining about mulligan strategy?
has nothing to do with that. the class's hero power is a healing spell. that's the point. it's literally supposed to be a control class, and the "aggro deck" thing is a meme. undead aggro priest and other aggro variants were okay, but now it's been practically established as an aggro deck staple class, and that's stupid as fuck.

>>531215231
You took zoo away from me to turn it into a removal spam class so now it's only fair for you to give me aggro priest in return.

>>531215053
Enrage warrior died in wild too.
Its so fucking unfair.

>>531215231
They turned mage into a control class. Class identities don‘t mean anything anymore

>>531215685
>mage into control
ice block blizzard nova doomsayer combo was in mage like forever...

Is protoss priest fun?

>>531206257
Because you deserve to lose if you leave 3 different tribes on board going into turn 5, while it's much more common to only get 2 at most and for it regularly to be a dead card in your hand unless you're about to win the game anyway.

>>531214130
""""""""""control"""""""""" priest (playing the titan over and over and over again and hitting diaper up) left such a foul taste in everyones mouth they deleted the archetype completely

>High IQ chadtrol classes
Warrior, Priest, Mage, Warlock, BBB DK
>Low IQ "memerange" (Aggro-lite) turds
Druid, Chudman, DK
>Negative IQ aggrosissy faggots
DH, Rogue, HunTARD

>>531216408
The issue is that there weren‘t any good otk decks during that time. Nathria to titans barely had any iirc

aw shit
he just played a starship piece too

need help improving this deck, games end by turn 6 and deck feels very rogue-y
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>>531216835
Every deck in nathria was an OTK deck.
Thanks sire!

>>531216551
Priest is one of us now, controlturd.

>>531217157
That card was incredibly overrated

>>531216157
>oh, you dared to leave 2 or 3 of my many tribe/multi-tribe minions on the board? that'll cost you 6/9 damage face
and then you complain about control clearing your board every turn...

>>531216958
bully ALL diaper warriors into an early grave

>>531216958
not today

>>531217319
>*Plays the board the entire game*
>*Gets board wiped*
>Kael+Brann
>A TOAST!!!
>-50
>*Twerks on you*

>>531217393
Wow, a whole 6 face damage? That's rough. Oh, wait, what's that? You play a 5 mana 4/5 with Taunt that gains you 5 life and even a decent jugg turn was completely nullified by something you run two of that also builds towards stabilizing with the Exodar gaining armor? Life must be so hard for control sissies.

>>531217701
>needs 50 minions to die (while denathrius is in hand) only to do 50 dmg split across enemies
Even 50 dmg all going to face doesn‘t otk at that point in the game nowadays. People talk about powercreep a lot but they rarely mention how retarded life/armor gain has gotten for control decks

forsen stopped playing hearthstone, should I keep playing hearthstone?

>>531217728
not every deck is diaper DK retardus... even then the diaper player loses in that scenario since the 4/5 and armor are easily destroyed by the buffed minion...

>>531218560
And the only other meaningful control deck tries to play a 2/25 on turn 5 which locks out even a 3 minion jug even harder. Complaining about getting punished for losing control of the board against jug is hilarious to me with how strong control decks are, and the fact that they've got a 40/60 spread across even the entire playerbase which I'm sure gets worse at higher legends shows just how bad aggro into control is because of the insane powerlevel of removal these days.

How is this game so buggy?

>>531219367
we need some boost to our shilled deck

>make Niri burn deck
>first 3 opponents Diapers
NO WAY FAG !

>>531219662
Just deal 70 dmg bro

>>531219771
if you get lucky with griftah it wouldn't be that hard to do.

>>531219771
70 ? they have 100 armor we need bigger burn here

>>531219662
>make niri burn deck knowing that diaper warrior and diaper DK are like 40% of the meta
>play against diaper warrior/dk
>HAOW!?

what happened? i quit a few weeks ago and now im hearing that hearthstone is going to shit even more than before

>>531221080
expansion was a big miss

>>531220770
idk i love bully morloc and sissy nigs...
and of course she have double Yore (fucking useless card in sissy mage)

>>531221080
Forsen got 12 wins and moved on. It's all over.

>>531221080
It‘s basically the same meta except there‘s a new noobstomper now

Why does he make people so mad?

>>531222047
Controlcucks get angry when aggro can do something. Anything.

>ofc its ballhog
holy shit you just cant play new deck
we need new
mode asap

>>531222047
aggrobabs were the first to bring up jug in a bad faith argument though

>>531222158
Realistically how does any menagerie deal with turn 5 tortolla

>>531222158
more like aggrobabs want to have positive matchup gainst all archetypes

>>531222498
CHAD‘jin

>>531222498
You slam your entire board into it and then concede because even if you manage to chew through it and have a board left, they just gained like 7 armor and now have a free turn to further gain and stabilize

>>531222047
5 mana - if you have 3 minions on board destroy the enemy hero

>>531222702
I forgot
Why is he so fucking based bros

You dont need Niri vs brainless bots Tip the Bob in tavern every time he boardlock aggrotard

>>531222579
lol lmao even, I remember before the last miniset came out when imbue hunter was a meme tier 89934030 deck, the resident control schizo was crying for it to be nerfed because the sub 40% wr deck happened to beat diapers

>>531223205
except slophunter was fast enough to consistently beat aggro, thats why it had to get deleted.

>>531223179
murloc paladin isn't an aggro deck any more than Niri hunter is.

>>531223205
This is exactly why murloc paladin pisses them off. An aggro deck that beats control by outscaling them just destroys their cognitive

will midrange ever be a thing again?

>>531223739
no, it's either aggro cancer, diaper cancer or combo cancer, you don't get to have fun anymore

>>531223739
You can make starship dk worse by removing the removal cards for fyrakk, the 6 drop and free rush dudes and it‘d be considered midrange

Free wins LMAO

Oh damn quests made the game infinitely worst not like this has never happened before

Turns out pre-built decks make the game very boring!

so if I get the sword of a thousands truths do I just win?

>>531225415
unless your opponent has lethal on board yeah

...patches the pilot is a demon?
is that a glitch?

>>531227425
>patches the pilot
anon... its beholder
he just serve as pirate

>>531227425
what do you think patches is?

How does wilted priest beat control they will have like 80+ health
At most wilteds will deal 40 damage

>>531228151
It doesn‘t. It‘s yet another combo deck that beats anything that isn‘t super aggro or super control. Seems like this is what team 5 want combo decks to be

>>531228151
2 rips 8 bandages is like 100 damage

>>531227425
the fuck you think he should be?

>>531228151
the giga nuts hand for wilted priest is ~105 damage on turn 10

>>531228735
it's not even 90 damage
that breaks like half of garrosh' armour

>>531229429
if we're talking armor that's 112 damage (+14 from hero power)

>>531229937
still not enough

>>531230038
combo decks are supposed to go off before turn 37

>>531230159
and wilted priest does if you play it correctly, warrior's best chance of surviving is having a bulwark in play.

>>531230159
by turn 10 you're looking at a starship that gives the fucker like +100 armor

>>531229023
quillboar

>>531230159
dh gains 200 on turn 6 tho
ever thought about that, chuddie?

https://hsreplay.net/replay/ZWiWrQaZXyYPi2GP3ZVx76
absolvte control* masterclass

Science is being done

>>531232301
did you winned?

>>531232410
...no

>>531232410
...no

I RAISE
YOU FOLD

>>531231741
holy shit russian names of card just KEK god bless vpn

>>531232493
>>531232508
loser!!!

>>531232548
you think that's bad?

>>531233057
polska gurom polska gurom

>>531233057
>Zaraza
>Szpon Insekta
>DZbanek
omg i loled
>gibberish futbolista
but hog with vollleyball

>>531232548
do i need to be able to read cyrillic to get the joke

>>531233367
actually they good translated just sounds funny

>>531233057
szmaciany szlidzodzodzhgfah

Decks like Loh are so pointless. It's just praying you get the god curve and then scamming people, so completely uninteresting and pointless.

>>531233057
>red card
its literally red card in ukrainian

>>531232410
Yes actually
was hostage mage so my weblord made his armor gain elemental too expensive and played rebuke so he couldn’t iceblock

the good thing about Loh is that i drew him in a pack so i basically just got a free legendary

Decks like quest paladin are so pointless. It's just praying you get the murloc curve and then scamming people, so completely uninteresting and pointless.

Man quest paladin really can't do shit against aggro, you skip turn 1 and you're done unless the other guy also somehow draws no 1-drop.

>>531234479
>>531234791
quest paladin is literally quest rogue from OG ungoro it’s actually pretty funny
>rapes slow decks
>raped by aggro with no comeback mechanics whatsoever

>>531234791
i played token druid on the first day of the expansion and i thought it was a pretty good deck since i farmed all the murloc pallys
as soon as i stopped facing that deck i realized how shit token druid is

It legit feels like 90% of matchups in this game are decided on T1

>>531233706
Loh is super fucking baffling because it's basically a game-winning quest reward and the quest is "draw Loh". Like what the fuck were they even thinking.

>>531233706
Yes that's how scam works. At the drop of a hat you go from losing badly to somehow winning

controlchads run this thread

>>531235501
good thing everyone is playing their new cool and fun quest on t1 OH WAIT lmao

>>531237039
I mean, the game is certainly decided if you play any Quest other then the murloc one lmao

Personally I dislike Imbue Paladin so much more than Murloc Paladin. That deck would win from value if you weren't control and had ways to fully restore without any downsides and could nuke your board at the same time. Imbue priest is legit awful. Right now the meta feels boring, Murlocs are brainless and highly dependent on curve/random generation in a consistent way. I mostly only play standard for quests.

It's strange to me that a majority of Hearthstone's modes have been getting worse while Battlegrounds is frankly really good. If there is a singleplayer game as casual as battlegrounds and as diverse in it's playstyles, I would switch instantly though. (Balatro is good but doesn't have the ability to look away from the screen for a minute or two after each battle)

>>531237529
>If there is a singleplayer game as casual as battlegrounds and as diverse in it's playstyles, I would switch instantly though
>anon might like Balatro
>read rest of post
>lmao

>>531237768
Balatro is good, but not as casual as watching a video and taking a shit and then doing something. I do think autobattlers are rarer now since the craze has mostly ended outside of the Bazzar

YEAH DOESNT FEEL GREAT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU DOES IT? PRETTY FUCKING STUPID SHIT YOU FUCKING DRUID CUNT

>>531238284
so you won right?

>>531238793
yea like 2 turns later

>>531237529
One reason the game feels so stale is because there is so little influence in the game. Quest paladin will always beat any slow deck. But it will also always lose to every aggro deck. Control will get shit on by combo with no recourse, and most of the time beat aggro without much problem. Combo depends on how well it draws to win the game without interacting. Then you have stuff like Loh where the game is decided by the order the Druid's deck is in.
I don't feel an single game is decided by decisions or plays. Even mirrors are mostly decided by curve or in the case of the slower decks random discovers.

>>531238831
This is spot on.

the cards win the game not the player

>>531217157
They never reverted the nerf when he rotated

>>531236415
>Somehow Crush has returned

>>531237529
>>531238086
i agree on the battlegrounds sentiment. i half ass the matches with bad hero choices or anomalies, or if i get a shit trinket for the first go. If it's something with potential I'll pay attention, but mostly because I want to see how big my numbers can be.
i like making 1000/1000 beetles and saying to myself I am a bugchaser hmmmmmm

>>531236415
does this fat retard ever get tired of outrage baiting? shut the fuck up

>play priest in arena
>lose every game vs spell mage
>win vs everyone else
very ebin

>>531243152
he is currently dying from his galbladder shitting the bed and his leaf healthcare forcing him to wait for surgery for another decade.
you will outlive fat fuck zeddy

>got 1000 gold for 6-3
nice try blizz that wont make me not mad over the absolute bullshit that happens in arena every day

If they nerf murmur shaman i‘m quitting the game. Nothing else is fun

holy heckarino!

>>531236101
it really feels like a "we gave up" archetype
honestly though if i go back through time i wouldn't be surprised if i could find a bunch more decks that felt like this
but yeah.. it is baffling. it's so fucking braindead, it's just hard to believe that it's a real thing. but if you give the devs the mentality of "who even gives a fuck anymore, this game is a joke, i hate designing for this game", it does kinda make sense.

>>531238831
yup. and this is the modern game design wet dream for corporate america. they want the game designed in a way where decisions don't matter but the illusion is still there. they want whales to be able to drool and click buttons randomly while winning epicly just like their favorite twitch streamer does. and you accomplish this by dumbing down the game to the point where every single card is a catchup mechanic, you simply spend your mana and go on cora's magic ride and wait to be told by the game who the winner is
it's all about tricking whales into overinvesting into the game. actual game integrity and 'purpose' is a dead concept

>>531238831
>>531246130
youre not entirely wrong but at some point you gotta remember this is a card game
luck is always a significant factor. if you bitch too much about not feeling like you make any decisions, you're going to walk into "well play a different genre then"

>>531206257
brother, in 2017 you could do 15 charge damage for 6 mana with cubelock from literally nothing in play. and you're complaining about buffing 3 minions that survived a turn with +3/+3 each
you have to have at least 3 minions with 3 different types in play ready to attack on turn 5 and have the jug in hand, which is comparable to getting skull up on turn 5 with doomguard cube and pact in hand

jug is a non issue if every other card wasn't total ass

>>531204690
breaking news, kibler is a coked out retard that's coasting on his 20 something year old mtg performance (which he achieved playing gruul aggro btw)

NERF arkonite defense crystal
NERF ancient of yore
NERF zilliax
NERF exodar
NERF blob of tar

This is my first one of these special print cards

>>531247315
jug is just slop that makes any class able to play "aggro"
it incentivizes dogshit deck building and should be eradicated

>>531247819
I'm not going to disagree that jug decks are just bottom of the barrel slop.
but the reason they exist is that nothing else is good enough to replace them. print some decent class specific aggro/tempo cards and jug would immediately drop out of the meta

>>531247617
All of this unironically

>>531217935
>Defends OG sire
>Can't read
:)

>>531247617
whats wrong with ancient of yore
it's so slow

Nobody tell him, he really thinks he has a chance...
Also don't ask my rank, I am in dumpster legend and perma q'd vs hyper aggro.

>>531248603
100 dmg doesn‘t do shit either. Do you understand how long it takes to have 50 minions die, assuming you have denathrius in hand the entire time or else it‘d take even more

>>531248689
How it interacts with reborn, mostly, but also 5 mana draw 2, gain 10 armor is pretty nuts and then you get a 5/5 body at the end.

>>531247738
at least you got a viable one

>>531248874
>How it interacts with reborn
this is the only yore nerf I can support. dormant minions should not come back dormant when reborn. idk how they would fix it, give them all "battlecry: go dormant. while dormant, do things" ?

Play Cunnyverse

>>531249437
only if you find a different picture to spam

>>531239582
They should, he goes right into my even rainbow DK deck! Please I beg of you this class is so cooked man.

>>531248852
Holy fucking shit you retarded goddamn cretin, only 20 minions died, which means the entire board gets chunked for 20*2 which also heals the sire player.
Armor gain in nathria was absolutely ass and before the kael nerfs everyone just ran that shit.
Along with that this is the expansion that gave us DK aka "Spam little dudes that fucking die the class" so sire was designed for them to have a wincon.
Tiny fucking issue, kael+bran+sire was available to everyone so every other deck that didn't aim to win on T6 ran that shit and randomly killed the other player in a turn.
And even aggro decks ran him because the board wipe nuke and face damage is that good.
The nerf killed him, and he still hasn't been unnerfed.
Also, did I fucking mention this was around the time they "wanted to make the game more board based" which means shit like pic related barfing out a billion tokens to enable infuse?

>but in muh standard right now!1
In standard you can't play sire, so shut the fuck up you goddamn retard.
Also, because you clearly don't know how sire works it isn't split, it hits everything. So it was a board wipe, otk tool and heal tool. He did everything for no cost.

Every deck was an OTK deck in nathria because of sire, sorry this triggers your retarded need to fit in and be a contrarian faggot.

>>531249661
Play Feetverse

>>531250084
wow I never noticed the card is that ugly
leaf scales? hideous

>>531250084
sire is absolutely split noobie

>>531250363
Nathria, and shadowlands in general, was aggressively ugly.
Everything looks sorta fucked.

>>531250093
how do I get this card?

>>531250397
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Sire_Denathrius
>>>Sire Denathrius' Battlecry deals its damage to each of its targets in one instance instead of randomly split damage.[1]

Lol, LMAO.
Retarded little neutered sTRANSdard faggot, go ahead post a picture of sire "doing split damage" fucking moronic cretin.
I swear to god if we had ladder rank next to our posts little faggots like you would say less retarded shit.

>>531250084
You‘re retarded. Sire was just cthun with lifesteal

>>531250505
buy for an exchange ticket (rng in packs or guaranteed for $)

>>531250626
u never played the card and it shows newbie

>>531250626
>>>>Sire Denathrius' Battlecry deals its damage to each of its targets in one instance instead of randomly split damage.[1]
This refers to the animation but it was split dmg in functionality. Just watch a video of the card being played because you clearly didn‘t play the game during nathria

>>531251057
It's not just the animation, it does a single instance split between enemies rather than shoot missiles like most slimiar cards. This matters with cards like tortolla or frothing. Still split damage of course.

>>531250626
sire does not do X damage to each enemy you retard. have you ever played the card? it works like arcane missiles but only displays a single animation. the damage calculation is done instantly when the card is played because otherwise you'd be watching like 30 individual pokes and that's boring

>>531250084
Yeah Sire D seemed like it was supposed to be a blood rune DK card but changed at the last minute to get absolutely abused and raped by the class pet, druid. and yet again instead of addressing the mana ramp/maximum mana of druid they just nerfed the card and any other classes who may have had success with the card could just go eat a bag of shit while druid went on to rape something else.

>>531250626
classic wildchud

>>531251580
>supposed to be a blood rune DK card

>>531251434
>Still split damage of course
Right, so it literally doesn‘t matter unless the opponent has a card that wasn‘t around during denathrius time. The card was overrated and didn‘t need to be nerfed. I think shaman was the only class it was actually good in because they could repeat it with parrot. It got nerfed because shitters overrate infinite scaling like they do with kiljaiden and paladin quest

>>531251967
>so it literally doesn‘t matter unless the opponent has a card that wasn‘t around during denathrius time.
daddy d would get cucked by divine shield though. if he was splitting 20 damage and you had a 10 health dshield minion, that minion would eat some of the damage but it would all get blocked by the shield since its a single damage instance

>>531252210
THE CARD WAS SHIT. AND IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE SHIT TODAY.

>>531252331
I agree the nerf was unnecessary. but the way sire d's battlecry works is actually really cool and leaves both players with lots of agency for handling it

I think the #1 most annoying deck after nerfs is for sure going to be Quest Warrior. I guess when everyone plays hard aggro it will suck again.

What a gay faggot deck man. Hey lets get 8 damage a turn 2 mana and there's also a spell that does 24 then all these other bullshit minions and abilities.

Seriously though the best deck is probably Quest Lock but Q Warrior will be rancid.

>>531251914
It's a lifesteal pay off that gets better when your minions die. Certainly not a fucking rogue card

>>531252331
I played him in druid and control shaman and spooky mage and imp warlock and... NOT in naga priest. Nutty card. Best 10 drop ever.

>token druid
>turn 3
>finish my turn with the buff turtle buffing all my little shits to 3/3
>pass to my rogue opponent
>he plays 21 cards
>draws his entire deck
>plays 2 8/8s
>meterors kill my board
wath
why dont his cards cost mana
why is my deck so bad i got the quest for this deck so i wanna play it
atleast im grinding the meta quest where you have to summon 1500 minions but fuck i want to win atleast sometimes but the powerlevel difference is retarded

>>531252885
warrior is the hardest counter to aggro atm

>>531253226
>not a fucking rogue card
>>531251914

>>531253376
>losing to rogue
thats kind of your own fault

>>531254368
i played that perfectly though
i played my quest
i got 3 dudes out and the buffer to get a strong turn 3 board with 4 minions already getting me close to step one of three of my amazing quest for the everbloom
then my opponent sadly cheated and played 21 cards for no mana cost
unfortunate, will get him next time

>try to play a deck with any of the 6 quests i pulled
>get run over and raped and cummed inside over and over
fine
i will just turn brain off and play the murslop

>>531255851
i want to die

>>531256351
Imagine playing a single new card. I placed into top 2k legend with the exact same rainbow aggro DK list I've been playing for the past few months.

>>531255851
>gets rolled
>decides to play another shit deck
just play fishing priest if you want to win. its that shrimple

>>531255851
>and raped and cummed inside over and over
hot

>>531250093
damn is that real?

>>531260397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa58Bv-AhTE

>>531255283
sometimes you can never make a single mistake and still get raped and cummed in over and over again

>>531261102
hell yeah brother

Should I download this game

>>531264525
Until the balance patch, no

Science!

No one in this thread paypigged for a pet right?

bro might invent coa pala

>>531261102
Downloaded it, how do I get her

>>531267114
she's in the expansion in 2 days

>>531267981
damn I was scammed.

Hate discover as a mechanic so much. its rng slop but its overpowered rng slop since the odds of it going poorly for you are so minimal
The same goes for the “highlander” mechanic. its called highlander because you land every every single time no matter what anyway

>>531243152
He got 100K subs he can't be insane enough to believe he will ever get 1 million? Why even make a video a day now like "my theory about nerfs" just tell us what the nerfs are or STFU.

>>531244692
>his leaf healthcare forcing him to wait for surgery for another decade
waiting until he's too far gone so they can euthanize him instead*

>>531222047
I made several jug menagerie decks in the last brawl. earned several packs and had the most fun I've had in a long time with the game. Imagine they made a mode with limited expansions that constantly rotated in and out. As soon as a meta was settled you would just rotate the expansions and keep it fresh. Definitely don't make a core set that's permanently in with jades or cthun and other gay shit. you could call it like twist or something similar idk

>>531271138
What if we made a Twist only set of cards you had to buy? and then disabled the mode hahaha

>>531266838
one guy posted a picture of him getting 9/10 prizes from the faire.
might have gotten it from reddit tho

>>531205068
Because the sponsorship was ending and they had to allow him a 12 wins run.

synergies and consistency should never exist

>jug to +2/+2
>careless crafter only gives one bandage
>paladin quest to 6 murlocs
>resuscitate to 6 mana
>loh to 9 mana
>chemical spill to 6 mana
>delete ball hog from the game
anything i missed?

>>531283898
amirdrassil? diaper dk? yorelock? playhouse giant?

I wonder how many design team members had never heard of Naga Sea Witch until complaints about Loh started coming in

>Bralma Searstone fucks up City Chief Esho trigger (lol no buffs for you)
Nice, fucking nice

>>531283898
>Shield Battery only discounts by 1 and only gives 5 armor

Something about Starship DK also needs to get hit as well, but idk what.

Why did Blizzard kill non-Ranked? Why do I have to go to a 2 minute queue to play a game without rank?

>>531289620
because it's 3:30am

>>531289830
it's 9:30 in the first world

>>531289943
Yeah, I don't think so Ibrahim.

HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE is probably top 5 emotes in the game

i just wanted to try out a beast quest deck while doing my ranked daily quest

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs

Jaina titjob
Tyrande thighjob
Aranna blowjob

You must choose... NOW!

>>531292987
easily Aranna > Tyrande > Jaina no matter what sex acts we're performing

how the FUCK do you end a match with quest dh
inb4 concede

>>531294341
To end a match with Quest Demon Hunter, you typically cycle through your deck, convert excess resources into direct or tempo-based damage, and capitalize on condensed turns where multiple low-cost actions create a critical mass of pressure. Success depends on efficient sequencing and recognizing when to pivot from value generation to lethal setup.

hmmm today i will...
pick the green card and hit the face i think

>>531295414
oh no you're gonna make control diaper babies angry with this post

guys i just beat my first murloc pally
he kinda sucked, his hand was zero cards for half the game and i kept luckdrawing big taunty lifestealers

its no longer fun to me what the fuck

>>531297948
have you tried clicking on green cards and hitting face?

i hate this game when i lose
it's a pretty fun game when i win, though
but not if i win with a deck that feels unfair

guys what if the only new deck from the expansion was literally play green card and be rewarded for it

quadruple amputate every aggro sissy

balance patch when?

Is this any good or safe dust?

>>531301339
it's solid in a few decks, I wouldn't dust it unless you really need whatever you're gonna craft

Do you think any of the quests will be salvaged? I think maybe DK and Warrior find a home in diaper decks but other than that...

gonna be so funny when they nerf the murloc quest exactly like they nerfed zerg

this is so stupid but where the fuck do i change my hero? i realized i have liadrin and she's cute

>>531301897
top right in your card collection menu sis

>>531301897
in your collection manager there's a tab at the top right where you can choose what coins, cardbacks and skins you want to use, if you're editing a deck when you choose those menus it'll change the cosmetics for that deck specifically

>>531301653
Paladin is tier 1
Warrior can just slot into most control decks
Priest and mage have their shells for their quests but just don't work atm

the rest are too burdened by requirements, weak payoffs or the 5 mana tax to actually play them is too much

>>531223473
>control cuck can't read
Shocking!

rip aggro sissies eyes out
crunch aggro sissy skulls with a hammer

>>531301339
isn't this a free card and therefore undustable?

>>531302482
>Paladin is tier 1
Lol

>>531303096
Tyrande is OUR bitch now, cuntrol scum.

How is this okay?

>priest casts their last bandage when i'm at 7 health
>aha, i've survived it!
>i explode before the 3 health gets added after
how is this allowed

lynch every aggro sissy

>>531303930
>>531304306
>do nothing for 11 turns
>dies to meme otk
many such cases

I just had 4 players insta concede against me playing pally.....Ask Me Anything.

>can post deck if requested

>deck has 2 rares and 2 epics
>beat a 3d model using esports cardback signature card playing pet having diaper cuckold
name a better feeling

>play wilted priest
>bandagecucks ALWAYS last 5 cards of deck
>tutor never gives them to me

>>531305994
dragon paladin?

wallow decks are lame
they're just as bad as protoss mage decks
they play a defensive game until turn 8 and then "oh look here's my surprise 18/18 charge windfury OTK, you lose"
nerfs doko

>>531306652
lol. lmao.

>>531303510
it's a tier 1 quest, no other quest is anywhere near as ladder viable

>>531306652
they should just remove charge from gift it's dumb anyway

>>531308569
remove the fucking bullshit +4/+5

>>531306652
How can they play a bunch of arena cards to power up their willow and play defensively at the same time?

>>531306020
when you finally catch the aggro priest sissy with his guard down in real life (in minecraft)

>>531305721
>sleepy resident
>sleepy resident
>bob
>wilted to heal 14 and set up rip in peace for later

>>531308569
But then wallow would just be galvadon again.

this game is rigged as fuck
>t. top 2000 legend

>>531311795
Wilted doesn't run bob

>diaper launches starship in a last ditch effort
>I SHOULDA TAKEN A VACATION AGES AGO
enjoy your 2drops BITCH

>>531312372
ok fine so maybe i misremembered or maybe it's because i'm not in legend but i really don't appreciate being told that i do nothing for 11 turns!!! it's very rude of you!!!

10 games in a row my opponents have had a 3+ health minion down on turn 1 and multiple aoe board clears in hand
just saying

>>531313232
so you played against hog dks or managerie priests?

winning losing feel nothing
playing big tits small tits minions feel nothing
its done the game is just not fun
maybe its the weather

monk will save us
evoker will cement us

>>531313346
sure. who cares? the game is rigged as fuck. nothing is real. everything is scripted

what is the hottest night elf card in the game
i love night elves

>>531313628
Monk will Sneed us.
Evoker will chuck us.

why does every stupid druid buff/minion need to have taunt. dozing dragon can eat my ass among others
training wheels ass class

>>531304306
Its fucking whacky, iirc questlock can go to zero because of an effect, trigger quest, go to 1+ and be fine when it all resolves.

>>531294341
Plan A)
Barf a bunch of zero cost 6/7s and 5/5s or better.
Plan B)
Aranna+keytard to draw a billion cards and kill the opp

>Inb4 I mean standard quest
Yeah, you don't win with that one.

Its uppp!

>>531314937
He got caught with coke again?

what am i supposed to do now with forsen not playing hearthstone...

>>531315180
play it yourself I'm sure you will have fun

>>531314937
zeddy is such a fucking faggot.
"THIS SITUATION IS SO CRAZY!!!"
>it's literally just a common take about the state of the game
did it with rarran a week ago, doing the same thing with kibler now. shameless clickbaiting faggot. imagine being that guy, couldn't be me

>>531316495
Zaddy is right, its crazy hearthstone isn't dead yet

the game went to shit when this stopped being the biggest 1-drop

>>531316495
every single "content" creator is scum. that includes whoever you follow

>>531316863
why didnt they ever buff this card?

>>531316863
I wanted to try making a zoolock with the 7/7 since this is still core but the early game is utter garbage. They should unnerf the 2/1 that summons two 1/1s.

>>531316863
this but unironically

>>531316928
I follow firebat.

>>531316863
what if this was a 3/3

>Design card game to have zero interaction
>Create packages and make decks build themselves
>End result is games are predetermined and without decisions
Who could've seen that coming

hearthstone is so bad i tried the bazaar
that game is even worse

>>531319217
legit. hearthstone is slightly better at masking the rigging

>>531314685
can you post the deck?

bros ive just played against murloc paladin
it wasnt fun

you should be allowed to bot paladin decks
they are so good but so boring to play
just decks to play while you shit i guess

>>531320647
Questline DH?
They are all the same.

GIVE MAGE BACK POLYMORPH IN CORE
I FUCKING HATE YOU BLIZZARD GIVE MAGE BACK POLYMORPH IN CORE
I FUCKING HATE YOU BLIZZARD GIVE MAGE BACK POLYMORPH IN CORE
I FUCKING HATE YOU BLIZZARD GIVE MAGE BACK POLYMORPH IN CORE
I FUCKING HATE YOU BLIZZARD

>>531321209
try playing against players who aren't using murloc paladin decks

>>531321686
one of them has to be a bit better no?

>>531322031
Yeah wild questline DH can win games and standard quest is a turd.

WHY DOES PIECE OF SHIT SHAMAN GET HEX BUT MAGE DOESNT GET POLYMORPH FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BLIZZARD

>murloc paladin
>murloc paladin
>murloc paladin
>murloc paladin
>murloc paladin

>>531322608
solution: play murloc paladin
then the game will only queue you into decks that counter murloc paladin. easy!

NERF HOG OR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

NERF EVERY DECK I DON'T PLAY
RIGHT NOW
NOT KIDDING AROUND

Murlocalypse

so did anyone ever find that unicorn priest?

why does typhoon still cost (10) mana

>>531323451
Secret Rogue is unicorn priest.

CAN'T SPELL TEAM WITHOUT ME

never doubt cora and the team bros

>>531324067
it's a shaman card

Check how I got assraped in arena

>>531329594
they need to print more 10 mana dogshit dragons to nerf all these random/discover effects

>>531322967
>4mana deal 6 damage then revive me 35 times
i love ball hog

is that fucking faggot mech deathrattle combo the LITERAL ONLY THING warrior can do these days?
arena, standard, whatever, it doesn';t mattter, every fucking game comes down to those faggots playing the fucking faggot deathrattle minion and then triggering "deal one milliion damage to everything" over and over until they win
it's so fucking bland and stupid

>>531324067
it can add enemy minions to your deck tax (2 mana take or leave)

>>531323429
>best way to deal with murloc - damage his face directly
wait untill they start tech Ursol 30 lifesteal

is this what they call the diaper experience

>play asia to try out another class
>literally everyone has a 3d paypiggie portrait + pet
china keeping this game alive
you can play 10 games and see 15000 dollars of cosmetics

>trying to use patrons and corpse explosion to finish the new event weekly in casual
>people keep conceding before I can do it on turn 10
>even when im losing
Whhhhhhhhhhhy fuuuuuuck you beowulf you cunt

>lose game
>"draft new cards"
>they're all downgrades
sweet

>>531333758
A FIGHT? COUNT ME IN!

>>531329594
>dark gift on alex
which means they probably
>played abduction ray
>got the 2/1 warrior demon
>had another dragon to activate it
>discovered alex
>its active

WHY THE FUCK ARE DARK GIFTS STILL IN ARENA

BLIZZ USED TO KNOW THAT EXTREMELY HIGH VARIANCE RNG EARLY IN THE GAME IS REALLY FUCKING BAD FOR THE GAME
YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY MOROSE WAS NERFED INTO THE GROUND

BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE PULLING DARK GIFTS ON TURN 2 3 4 SO YOU CAN DROP A COMPLETELY OVERSTATTED MINION OR A BROKEN BATTLECRY SUPER EARLY IN THE GAME TO SNOWBALL TO WIN

IN ARENA NO LESS WITH GENERALLY LESS TOOLS TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and yes this was brought on by a shadowflame stalker dropping two 8/8s for 4 mana
just a casual like, 7 for 1 on that card

Quest Mage is such a shitty, aimless deck. Like okay I want to discover to get a weapon that makes me cast the other discover options, but for what? How do I reduce the health of the opponent face to 0? What is my win condition here? Most of the time you'll just end up with a hand clogged to shit because you have to pick the draw options so the game doesn't overdraw half your deck. It fucking pisses me off, what the fuck were they thinking? Why can't Mage not have a fucking clear win condition? There are other combo decks in the game why can't Rogue be a combo class too?

>>531337702
>What is my win condition here?
playing that 7 mana discover a 10 mana spell, getting all three options
twice

on my way to valuetown

nooooo

>game is shit for the 50th expansion in a row
>even the biggest blizzdrones can't stand it anymore
ashes of outland was the cue it was time to stop playing this garbage for good
next best time is right now

>>531337798
>play that card or wheel of yogg
>get quasar into wheel of doom
>amazing
concede

I CANT FUCKING TAKE DRUIDS IN ARENA ANY MORE

LEFT A MINION ON THE BOARD? WHOOPS HERES ANOTHER AND ARBOR UP AND IM GONNA HIT FACE AND YOURE DEAD NEXT TURN LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

>>531340027
at this point I'm just playing battlegrounds because I find it more fun, when a new exp comes I have a lot of gold saved up since bgs farms it well and I can just get all of the cards day 1
if they're worth anything, I'll play standard until the decks I find interesting aren't nerfed/deleted
if not, back to bgs
it's a win-win

Lmao

>Loh
>Ceaseless
>Carrier

see you retards after balance patch

>>531341030
Battlegrounds is just as fucked because anomalities + trinkets are absolutely not balanced and Murlocs are too strong atm.

>>531337119
i just had an opponent play a 8/9 careless mechanist on turn 3. that was sick

behead every aggro sissy

>>531341496
be even funnier if you had the card to steal an enemy's weapon

>>531341496
*dumps his hand to complete the quest*
*plays weapon and then pocket dimension for 7 discovers*

how long till the mini set drops?

Why is this card in arena
Why can I not kill the egg
Why does he get to discover instead of just getting a random one
WHY IS IT DISCOUNTED BY 4

>>531345040
druid must build a 1000 year reich in arena
only after such time has passed is blizz allowed to nerf the class

PATCH

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24217842/33-1-patch-notes
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24217842/33-1-patch-notes
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24217842/33-1-patch-notes

>>531345040
Its balance because they are only allowed to run 1 maindeck arbor up

>>531345284
nigga that shit is old kill ya self

>>531345284
Card Updates
Raptor Herald

Old: Battlecry: Discover a Beast with a Dark Gift.
New: Battlecry: Discover a Beast with a Dark Gift. Kindred: It costs (1) less.


BIG BIG BIG

>>531345284
CEMENTED

i'm so fucking tired of: rhea, dozing dragon, raid negotiator, arbor up, disarmed zombie, distress signal, timber tambourine, plot of sin, ravenous flock and that new retarded card that buffs small minions and gives them taunt

>pick mage in arena
>dont get discover quest
>dont get elementals
>dont get legendary spell
well thats 300 gold down the drain

>>531346705
dont forget horn of plenty which gives you nice 2 mana discount on whatever random shit you got on turn 2 so you can drop your retarded buffs even earlier
you know other classes get 1 mana discount or maybe it only lasts for one turn, but not druid

Malfurion is the main charcater of Hearthstone.

>>531346705
what, you dont like a casual 12 mana play on turn 4?
this is a great game that I will surely not quit anytime soon

>>531348629
I died two turns later fyi

>>531348395
oh yeah i forgot about all their smaller spells
WHY DO THEY ALL GIVE DISCOUNTS

>>531350250
>WHY DO THEY ALL GIVE DISCOUNTS
see
>>531345135

CHANGES

ez legend with Big Dick DK

>>531354717
>those buffs
I genuinely speechless, they absolutely have no clue what they're doing jesus christ

>>531354717
>all the broken druid arena cards untouched
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>531355508
arena balance is done seperately

>>531354717

hope you guys are ready for the exciting new nerfs/buffs! (+1/-1 mana costs) :)

>>531354717
>buffing dollhouse
literally why? it's only used for gay otk shit
>nerfing ancient, buccaneer, hog and that gay spaceship piece
took them long enough
>nerfing jug
are they too lazy to nerf the actual problem cards? jug is "win more" shit, that'll do nothing

>>531354717
>DH and DK quests buffed
>Paladin quest killed
>Loh killed
based

>>531355732
by 'seperately', you mean... 'eventually'?
cuz it's been like 9 months of druid dominance

>>531356241
>9 months
Druid was the bottom class by a wide margin 4 months ago and had been for the 3 months before then.

>>531354717
>>531354982
>>531355508
>>531355947
>>531356036
>>531356138
it's fake

>>531354717
Guess aggro DK is getting replaced by aggro priest since jug getting gutted doesn't really matter, but nerfing bucc is fucking retarded since it makes it only useful as a lategame play

>>531354717
>no rogue quest changes
>no hunter quest changes
>no shaman quest changes (while nerfing jug)

There are million more that really should have been caught at development, like making the rogue 1/2 shuffle legendaries hit different classes so it's a burgle card, make the spitter summoning card cost 1 with kindred and it would still likely be a dead card, just so many things where they obviously don't know what game they're playing.

>>531357354
I was hoping the King Plush buff would make it obvious enough. a little "wait... what?"

>>531356916
not in arena, there it's been top dog for a while now

control players do not click on this spoiler
I'M FEELING PUNCHY

>>531357813
literally yes in arena retard. 6 months ago top classes were DK Shaman mage hunter, if you were playing anything else you were getting your shit stomped, especially druid.

>>531357681
>kill card
>hold on, let try to fix it
The king plush buff on the picture made sense in my head

>>531358101
mage and dk were strong too, but so was dk
dunno what arena you were playing where you were getting your shit stomped

>>531359405
*so was druid

weapon rogue is secretely the best legend deck

>>531357354
blizzard's will be worse... now I'm sad

>Makes thing do thing for the rest of the game.
genuinely baffling

is herenn dk fun
i'm bored of starship

>>531360816
Who the fuck lets their 9 year old play some f2p slop like HS? Give that kid some Mario games or something.

>>531359610
druid was 33% winrate then

>>531360816
>>531361091
this it should be illegal to play live service crap games before 13

>hunter casually draws 8 cards on me, a WARLOCK, while never skipping a beat and putting max value on the board every single turn

wtf is this shit
why am I this cursed in arena
the one time I play warlock I queue into two hunters, whata fucking joking
but my last priest run, no hunters to be seen there, instead I queue into two priest mirrors with decks even gredier than mine
reeeeeeeeeeeee

play shudderblock shaman

### quest
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# Year of the Pegasus
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# 2x (1) Mountain Map
# 1x (1) Murloc Growfin
# 2x (1) Pop-Up Book
# 1x (1) Spirit of the Mountain
# 1x (1) Vicious Slitherspear
# 1x (2) Ancient Raptor
# 1x (2) Astrobiologist
# 1x (2) Hydration Totem
# 2x (2) Missile Pod
# 1x (3) Carefree Cookie
# 1x (3) Emberscarred Whelp
# 1x (3) Fairy Tale Forest
# 1x (3) Flight of the Firehawk
# 1x (4) Baking Soda Volcano
# 2x (4) Blob of Tar
# 1x (4) Elise the Navigator
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# 1x (5) The Curator
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>>531357832
wrong, control players are now filling their diapers at the sight of this gigachad

>>531304306
I play wilted priest and I think that's not a fair interaction. the bandage should have to resolve before you can die. so if you're at -3 or higher after the shadow(s) attack the priest should need 1 more heal effect to kill you
but they also need to fix the interaction where a 2nd shadow won't attack if the enemy goes below 0 from a 1st shadow's attack but then they get healed and survive

>>531301339
>>531301528
that's the free prerelease legendary sisters....

every day i'm juggin'

>warlock casts trolley problem on 3
>casts another one on 4
>game is over
awesome stuff
nothing like arena

it's honestly incredble how many fucking early game snowball cards blizzard allows right now. you know, was everyone fired that learned these lessons in early hearthstone? no super rng card early, no super snowballs early or the experience is fucking random and miserable

I love even DK. I love plying the board.
I love cucking m*ge troons with leeches and disease.

>>531360816
how about just telling him its 158 dollars and a waste of money? your kid retarded too?

>>531371218
He is a good sissy piggy, born of a sissy piggy and a fat whore, so yes.

what is my legendary

>>531371341
kj

>>531371218
That's unfair and you shouldn't side with the company by saying It's a parent issue. These horrible people have paid professionals trying to bait people into spending money. That's totally unfair to say the kid should be immune to propaganda.

>>531371341
one of the un'goro priest legendarys, quest or bird.

>>531371341
xavius

I mean murloc pally is good but I'm not winning constantly. How are people winning like 15 in a row?

>>531371341
sexo whitemane skin

>>531371804
>>531371965
>>531372485
yogg
just got a lucky lethal against a druid with the yogg wheel spin that gives 0 cost spells

i find dk and priest most fun, i just love deathrattles, resurrecting stuff and reborn
what's a fun dk deck that isn't menagerie or starship

>>531373251
Murloc pally gets giga-farmed by actual aggro and aggro is what, 50%+ of the meta right now?

I've had fun playing this game nearly every day since release with the goal of making it to Legend rank with a few self-imposed rules to make things interesting.

1. Warrior only. This was so I could focus on obtaining as many competitive cards as possible without giving Blizzard a dime. The only money I've ever spent on this game was for the Magni portrait when it first came out.

2. No net decks. I barely read anything at all about this game. I know what a control deck is because that's what I prefer but beyond that I couldn't tell you what ramp, or combo or tempo means. I've done a fairly good job just building my own unique decks and I regularly get to diamond 5 with my best month ever being diamond 2. I almost never see anything like the decks I'm using and I find that fun and challenging. It's also fun to see people trying to react to novel decks they're unfamiliar with.

3. Spend no money. Ever since Bobby Kotick and friends ruined the company I've had a strict rule about never feeding Blizzard a single dollar. All my cards must be obtained with in-game gold.

These were my terms for playing and for the most part I enjoyed myself. This season feels different though. Often, you'll face a deck or maybe two that feel way unfair or broken and you play around them but this season it feels like I'm playing Wild while in Standard. There are way too many ridiculously stupid mechanics at play and it makes me realize that care isn't really going into this game's design anymore. It probably hasn't been for some time which I'm sure you guys are well aware of by now. That priest shit with the zero mana healing mugs is inexcusable.

It's a shame I'll never reach my goal and it looks like I'll be just shy of 8,000 wins. Anyway, this is kind of an end of an era for me and I just figured I'd post about it to the community for closure or something. Enjoy yourselves, everyone. It's been real.

>>531371218
Kids that young don't understand the concept of money. To them the 150$ dinosaur in a video game and a 5$ dinosaur toy from walmart are the exact same thing.

>pick shaman in arena
>get to play nebula in a match
>win
>dont get to play nebula in a match
>lose
riveting class
another flawless design

nebula is fucking retarded and should probably be removed from arena but you cant even argue that with a straight face because shaman is so goddamn ass in arena, even with it

>>531373437
fr she got some nice pits and DSLs in that one
wish she was bigger though, can barely see her

>>531374748
he's 9 not 3

>>531374427
That's been my experience, I'm tired of niggas saying it's unbeatable

>>531375563
diapers can't handle having a bad matchup vs. the only midrange deck in the meta.

whats a decent asteroid shaman deck? im using this right now and its kind of fun but i feel like somethings missing

>>531377506
>decent asteroid shaman
no such thing.
also, why no shudderblock?

>>531377654
>shudderblock
OH thats probably whats missing lol
gotta craft him i guess

>>531377759
lol lmao glad i could help

>>531377506
you also need patches the pilot if you're going to be playing cookie and drawing your whole deck.

>>531377957
so what cards should i replace with patches and shudderblock?

Protoss Priest is kinda fun but I only have one mothership so I'm relying on discover lmao

>>531371341
>>531373512
yogg wheel spin carry, unironically
think i only played regular yogg once

>>531377506
could probably drop 1 murmys and 1 braingill

play quest priest in wild, shit's fun. you get farmed by combo decks because you gain 0 armor and its kinda slow but you can grind out control pretty well if you shadow vision for amulets and diligently trade them

>>531381673
whoops I'm retarded and forgot the picture and code

AAEBAa0GAtfOA6iWBw7RwQKp4gLZrAOTugPi3gOMgQStigSEnwSKowSitgSmnQaZwAbFlAe7lgcAAA==

supposedly the next expansion will have hero cards instead of quests. i cant wait to see how shit they are

>summon almost 300 minions in a single game with Corpse Explosion + Patron in a normal starship DK list in casual

Lmao

DARK GIFTS BE LIKE YOU GET REBORN BUT ALSO COME BACK WITH FULL HEALTH BECAUSE FUCK YOU. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

hold on this is a warrior skin?
>Shandris Feathermoon has unique voice lines when the spells Explosive Trap, Deadly Shot and Wilderness Pack are played
the incompetency of this team cannot be understated

>>531382815
kek

>>531382815
lmao, guess they realized hunter is so unplayable that no one would buy it

So is there a single dude playing arena and posting/screaming about it, a single guy playing standard and sighing over it, one wild chud saying nothing most of the time, two zeddy will die soon posters and one guy that gets yelled at whenever he mentions he plays battlegrounds only?
And maybe four more posters just shitposting blizzard in general?
Is that all there is left?

wait mini sets have different and new cards from the main sets??

pretty retarded to be honest that this still costs 5 mana

>>531386508
you forgot the casual meme deck shitter (me)

is there any whitemane hero portraits?

>queue up patron corpse explosion meme for quest
>up against the absolute terror, the strongest deck in wild, the mighty discardlock
>control them without much hassle
>but they didn't let me do the combo so I'm still mad
this game sucks

>>531386838
Coil cost 3
Holy nova cost 3
you pay tax for choose one word

>>531378714
game should end for you before turn 8-10 you win or you stuck with diaper dk/warrior

>>531389725
>holy nova deals damage to enemy hero AND heals you and your shit
>starfall cant do that with either option
>coil generates you a random protoss minion
>doesnt generate shit
its a stupid fucking over priced tax it should cost 4 at most

How cemented are we?

oh... no no no my gay little bir- ACK!
he conceded after this

IS EVERYBODY HERE FEELING CEMENTED???

>>531391021
>>holy nova deals damage to enemy hero
it hasn't done that in years retard. it was changed to minion only in 2020

>>531393687
shut the fuck up

>>531386508
I make post about HS being cemented

Is Leech DK still playable?
*click*
Or nah?

I FINALLY WENT BACK SILVER 5
I WAS STUCK IN S4 ELOHELL FOR WEEKS

Lmao. I just made legend playing Protoss Mage. A deck that doesn't even show up on HSguru. I did make a few tech changes, basically adding the sleep dude. The deck basically runs over Murlocs.

i like this hero skin but why is she so far away? she barely takes up 50% of the frame
the base ones and many others are much better in that regard

>>531397087
Blizzard forgot what portraits are.

>>531398238
post your art

>>531397087
Where's the bow string??

>>531395451
You mean pure blood with the 6 drop? Every dk deck runs the other leech cards

>>531400412
Aggro doesn't run the 4 mana draw 2, it's way too slow.

>>531398332
Elementary logic

aw yiss had a great session capped off by killing a turtling warrior in an 18 minute knucklebiter
maybe... maybe this season isn't so bad... maybe hearthstone isn't that awful after all...

>>531407214
The meta itself isn‘t bad at all. The issue is that there basically hasn‘t been a new expansion so people that played during the last one are bored

>run into another guy farming summons in casual with the Patron + Corpse explosion combo
>get to play my combo into a Patron he had left on the board
>turn takes a solid 3 minutes of animations before the failsafe kicks in

>>531410336
ranked counts 3x anon

>>531410454
Patron isn't in standard, and I already hit legend.

>>531410526
that's why you do it in >>>>wild

>>531410603
Does Wild count as Ranked? Not that it matters, since I'm about to hit completion anyway while having fun because it's just Starship DK with two cards cut for the Patrons and I don't care about winning.

lmfoa
>quests on 30%wr

>>531382018
They are recycling old concepts at this point.
Nothing new is being added.

>>531410719
it does. and yeah dying too fast was kind of a problem, but then I ran into a hostage mage and reno shaman who let me explode my patrons for +300 quest progress each

>>531387585
Only if you bought a bundle back in 2023 or if you see her in the store for 1k gold.

>>531410948
Fair enough, though I probably wouldn't have run into the Renethal Highlander Warriors that I had fun seeing my demons get to +30 against even if he eventually did outvalue me.

>>531408018
the only new deck that's not total trash is wilted priest which will definitely be nerfed because
>oh my BASEDIENCE IS THAT A COMBO DECK AIIIIIIIIIII BLIZZARD SAVE ME *fills diaper*

>>531410773
uh sweetie the unicorn quest decks WILL start appearing any second now

>>531411802
After or before the cement settles in.

I rerolled the ranked win weekly quest
I just can't be fucked anymore with this
Don't even know why I'm still compelled to earn gold. I only play BGs and even that is utter powercrept cancer atm. This whole game is a fucking trash fire.

>>531377506
where's your murloc growfin?
>>531377759
also consider incindius if you are playing shudder

So kiebler quit. rarran and zeddy are in open revolt. Is this the end? I think this team is worthless and can’t actually make a good game.

>>531419167
Cemented

>>531419167
They stopped receiving hush money.

>>531419167
And what is little bitch Zeddy going to do about it? Still buy the stupid 158$ dino but be a bit upset about it?

The Kibler situation is CRAZY.

>>531419167
i legit thought rarran quit years ago

>>531424690
Kibler's rant makes no sense. He needs to sit down and write down his points because his points are all over the place.

>>531424592
Zeddy doesn't buy cosmetics anymore outside of hero portraits, he said too many and too expensive.

>>531425974
>Outside of Hero portraits
Lmao, whipped little piggy

>>531425647
I thought it was pretty clear. We have years of retarded card design so nerfing the top deck won't do shit because the next cancer in line will immediately take its place.

Exemple: nerf ancient, ceaseless, the 1 mana 3/3s, bucaneer
LMAO now we're back to protoss otk, quest murloc, imbue crap etc
nerf that? now we're back to handbuff cancer and druid spell damage otk

We'll never have a good meta again until they nerf ALL the retarded shit they've printed over the last 2 years but they'll never do that.

>>531418561
>where's your murloc growfin?
why?
>incindius
i guess thats my next target
a bit poor at the moment after crafting patches and shudder lol

just raped a full board full hp aggro priest on turn 6 with three ugly bastards fyrakk shudderblock murmur ama

>>531382815
>skipped buying the DK ursoc skin even though he looked cool cause dev's fucking put all his voicelines on warrior cards
>pulling same shit on tavern pass

why doesn't protoss priest run colossi

>>531430935
>why?
its a good replacement for murmy as half of it can attack an enemy minion immediately, and the giant version is also a good target for shudder effect.
I just see it as more value. Oh, and another point over murmy, can net you two cards with braingill.

>>531382815
>>531431617
>paypigs complaining about the devs
lol "people" like you are the only reason they still have a job, why would blizzard care if the devs are comically bad at everything as long as the game keeps printing money because retards pay for shitty gifs?

Really wish I could switch over to MTGA, but the economy in that game is so fucking trash and greedy.

>>531430720
feetverse: soles beyond

>>531434121
Time to become an adult and play mtgo

>>531432936
makes sense, thanks

>>531434121
Nah I like when games go past turn 2.

>3 mana 3/4 deathrattle gain 2 cards
Does Team 5 know that it's actually legal to not give cards max stats?

only thing that would redeem Blizzard at this point is to roast Cora slowly over a spit and make the rest of her band of freakish goblins eat her remains

>>531440484
If it isn't 3 attack how is it going to kill a 1 drop?

>>531434121
Is Marvel Snap any good?

>>531440683
That's not even enough to kill a 1 drop at this point

>>531440874
Maybe that's a problem.

>priest opponent on turn 1 played two 2/4 pirate undead minion with the coin and gave them both +1/+1 and divine shield
I love that my opponent has two 3/5s with divine shield on turn 1, I love that they took out or nerfed all good board removal while at the same time keeping the massive tempo aggro decks can push!!!!

>>531441423
still loses to control so whatever

>>531441423
redditors kept complaining about removal while demanding board centric gameplay. what they didn't tell you is they want their opponent to trade into them while they spam face.
>531441649
kys

they should give every minion taunt

>>531442493
What if instead every minion could block attacks to face... as a choice you make....

>>531440510
They should call two angry players to spitroast her.

why, man

The meta is so bad that Thijs is not even streaming

why is DH a top winrate arena class? what broken gimmick do they have?

>>531444050
Their legendary bucket is above average.

>>531444050
crewmates and random dh demons are strong

>>531443780
booba

>>531444031
i thought he died due to aids?

balance patch???

The meta is so bad that reckful is not even streaming

>>531447207
tomorrow, notes today

>>531447207
not needed
game is perfect right now

>>531447207
teaser in 4 hours

>>531443780
sexo with the two on the right

>>531443780
nex with ser'zhul

kill all aggro sissies

>>531440841
Gameplaywise is fine, but getting new cards after Series 3 (the last series where you are guaranteed to get all cards) is an eternal struggle. The game goes out of its way to make aiming for a specific card hard and newer players will take forever to get new viable decks. It's still "mostly" balanced, so you can still grind and get top rank with mostly basic cards, but if you like deck variety, Snap will make you work really hard to get archetype defining cards.

I have never seen rarran this mad, is the game actually cooked?
https://youtu.be/dHaBh_9UKHs?si=9DqlLOck17REFGxr&t=80

>>531450562
What is this phenotype called.
Fat hairy dude cries about card games.

>>531450562
I don't think it's unjustifiable to get commissioned for something and it being treated that badly, especially if they take profit share from it.

>>531450815
He got a lump some before, but apparently the aftermath is awful, also he is mad about the stupid pet
Also imagine doing thumbnails for hearthstone and not putting day9's face on it, wild

>>531450562
I think content creators are vile scum, but blizzard is still retarded. they clearly need competent people

>>531451703
rarran is the biggest bloodsucker of all of them, hes constantly complaining about his viewcount and shit, lamenting how should switch games like roffle did. If you hate the game stop playing and stop being a sellout. The fact that hes the biggest HS creator in 2025 is an indictment on hearthstone as a whole.

>>531301058
>>531304827
>>531343440
>>531449949
Least unhinged control troon

>>531450562
When hasn't he been mad? Other people steal his content and get better views, he has done everything possible to try and leave hearthstone for years but can't since he can't gain traction anywhere else. Dude is stuck with HS knowing he can't do anything about it if he wants to keep making a living as a CC.

>>531451957
I mean thats the personality it takes to be a big social media guy. I am sure his bank account is pretty full

>>531453360
He is always talking about doing fancy stuff with his gf and that's cute, so I assume he is fine, and he genuinally likes hearthstone, so I feel for the guy

magecucks really believe i'm going to sit there for 20 minutes while they play 35 spells a turn in a casual game huh

my quest druid deck is gonna be so good after the balance patch
just you wait

Sorry to all the bronze people in Wild I'm about to waste your time with Grim Patron+Corpse Explosion to finish the quest.

>buy arena run
>it gives me the 3 lowest winrate classes
>throw draft away, instantly retire
>buy another arena run
>it gives me the 3 lowest winrate classes
>throw draft away, instantly retire
hey, that was fun. good job blizzard

why grim patron + corpse explosion when playing a steamfin thief counts as 21

Because I didn't see that on reddit.

>>531458967
ZASED.

>>531459048
The chance of getting the 3 worst classes as your 3 options is 0.6% and the chance of it happening twice in a row immediately is 0.0037%

>>531459636
yeah, exactly. the game is rigged
if i'm being a turbofag about it i could be very precise and say "it gave me a bottom 5 class every time" or whatever, but the point is, the game wanted me to lose. this is real. this is literally happening
i can't remember the last time i was offered druid or warlock. it's been effectively infinity years. and i get offered shaman, pally, hunter, rogue, priest every single time
it's rigged. layer 1 of rigging starts at class selection. then it continues to rig during your draft. then it rigs your matchmaking. then it rigs your RNG in the middle of the game. then it rigs your reward RNG
the entire thing is rigged from top to bottom. cora's wild ride.

>>531459636
You forgot the loony troony 4channy buff to mathematically impossible situations.

>>531460246
what set of 3 classes were you offered twice?

>>531459048
>throws 2 runs away because he didn't get the classes he wanted
what a baby

New card
What do you guys think?
Picked it up from a pack yesterday

>>531462105
>bird with teeth
kinda spooky

>>531462285
What are dinosaurs.

489/1500 on the quest after playing 5 games of M****c P***din

>>531462105
might be ok in managerie priest

>>531462105
thank you cora for not putting this dogshit legendary in arena

>>531462105
It's good in Managerie Imbue Priest, one of the best deck in the current meta. You pulled one of the like 4 playable legendaries in the set.

>>531463995
it is in arena though, I drafted it. Has resuscitate in the bucket

>>531462358
It's more like birds are teethless dinosaurs.

>>531462105
>>531463542
it feels like a win more card when i've been playing big fat juggs priest. if you play it early and they don't have an answer right away you've won... but if they don't have an answer to early big boards you're already winning?
might get nerfed but i think they'll be nerfing our big fat juicy juggs first.

>>531462105
It's good but less good than you might think. It'll probably become broken in some future expansion.

>>531465180
It's not worth a craft right? I've been running an Acupuncture instead and the deck still wins a lot.

>>531465349
I'll let other anons be the judge because I don't think I'm good enough at the game, but my super quick take is if you have the spare dust it might not be bad.

you are not poor and bought the pet for your son right

>>531466625
my son stopped playing after his favorite deck rotated.

>>531466625
he's the son of my wifes boyfriend, but yes!

>>531466625
I'm a 33 year old NEET

>>531466625
No, my son just plays Murloc Paladin while Bluey is on the TV and Roblox is on his iPad.

>>531466625
My son doesn't like dinosaurs, he loves trains tho
We will roll for a train pet if Blizzard releases one

>>531469089
Thomas the tank engine crossover miniset when?

>>531469364
Soon

>buffed up obsidian revenant with reborn my last line of defense
>four deathrattle minions that cost 3 or less
>no taunt among them
>I die
should I be butthurt over this?

>>531469641
I still fully believe this expansion will come some day.

>>531469783
After the End of Time expansion, the Warcraft universe will be destroyed and replaced by Cora's universe where everything is about food and childish things. This will be the first expansion of the next year to introduce the new universe.

>>531469783
It'll be a "joke" a "meme" a little bit of a "goof". They'll be doing the community a favor by putting in a "reference" to a funny little "gag" that was popular.

>in arena vs warrior
>guy plays spore on 5,6,7 and 8
is this a fucking joke
he has drawn zero extra cards by the way, just fucking me over on natural luck
at least his minions arent great

>>531469996
Finally, diapers canonized.

>>531466625
>scalpers take all the pokemon cards i wanted for myself i mean my son
>hearthstone trying to fomo my son into guilting me into buying cosmetics for him when i could be buying pokemon cards to resell i mean buy for my son

Not clickbait this time

>>531472153
looks like we will be playing milllock and protoss mage

>>531472153
>buffs to quest priest, dk, and rogue
yay
>nerf to juggs
but i love big juggs why must they continue to take away muh big fat juicy bouncy juggs
>nerf to two murlocs but not the quest
faggots

>>531472153
I prefered the clickbait

>>531472153
Protoss Mage is so fucking back

>>531472484
Nerfs to the 2 draw engines of the Murloc deck is a huge nerf. That means it is possible for them to now run out of steam midgame.

>win in arena
>match was so bullshit I am mad anyway and close the game