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we donโt post losers here
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inari sex
>got that obnoxious fucking "BOO HOO THERE'S SAND EVERYWHERE" event FOUR TIMES that ruins your mood
>on top of her bitching about her mom and ruining her mood in her story
>still got there
When did you realize Kingu is the best uma musume?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
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Please replace my current sleep paralysis demon
I need stamina legacy... please share your stamina 3* ID anon...
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>>531204181lmfaoooo it wasn't even close I thought this was just gonna be a meme build wtf
Goldshi spanked my ass so I fucked hers
>>531205979I fucking love ojou-sama types
That classic oh ho ho gets me rock fucking hard.
And she's actually has a pleasant personality
would you cuddle with her and watch a movie?
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when will this retarded website allow even 10mb file?
https://youtube.com/shorts/kV-SZ926TmM?si=nuP_F6WsF0vD7Z96
please, I need the gif of swole goldship exhaling
I know someone here has it
>>531206062fuck off gooner
>>531206108when will you stop using youtube shorts's page and swap the URL to watch
>>531206096That's a boy
...but yes, I would
>>531205982Here you go bro
I can't give up my sources but I have near undeniable proof that Tazuna Hayakawa and the Director are actually um
>>531206096Cuddling with the Overlord and forcing Doto to watch it!
Will there be suptix or anything more valuable than guaranteed starting SSR?
>>531205701 (OP)Where can I find small clips of each uma so I can quickly find a favorite if I don't want to wach all 3(+1) anime seasons?
I have information that could lead to the arrest of Sata
>>531206283Dating me.. together. I'm sorry, I couldn't pick.
>>531206343Suptix are bought directly with cash.
Thereโs eventually Step Up gachas but those are a long way away for global.
>>531206326Doto joins in too
>>531206463well here goes nothing...
i heard cinderella gray starts before season 1 of the uma musume anime. should i be starting with that first (timeline order), or season 1 (release order)?
AAARRRRRGHHHH YOU INBRED BITCH WHY DON'T YOU HAVE GOOD GENESSSSS
>>531205926still not a single 3*
So when do I get my salary from playing this game? Everyone told me gacha was a job but I haven't even signed any papers or anything.
>>531206470LOOK AT HER GO
>>531206228i shit in your mothers mouth and use her tongue as toilet paper you shit eating tranny
>>531206528S1, they introduce you to the world as a whole
>>531206528You can watch them in either order doesn't really matter
>>531206096She's such a dork
how in the hell is gold ship placing 3rd consistently with this shitty ass run
>>531206470Look how bouncy Daiwa's chest is at the start. Perfection.
does this look good for goldship
i need help
>>531206421go search ใฆใๅจ on tiktok or something and scroll down for a few minutes
Wake me up when we get more free shit.
haven't done
>air groove
>super creek
>winning ticket
>matikanefukukitaru
>mejiro bryan
which umas are able to fill the gaps here?
Beware, highly dangerous rapist roaming about
>>531206603Uh oh, someone upset the jeet!
>>531206528You can start wherever but you should start with season one so reaching the Cap, as in peak, will hit better than if you had started at the top right away.
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should I do it, bros?
Smart falco has a cute butt
i jack off to umas everyday
>>531206421Your favorite Uma is Kita Black
>>531206603Settle down, okay?
>>531206905I wanna blow raspberries on her tummy
>she has cute ear wiggle
activates my almonds
>download JP to see what its like
>press the auto play
>my run dies and I get a D rank somehow
h-huh
>>531206901>rapeyou literally signed the marriage certificate, trainer.
>golshi campaign
>focus too much on speed
>not enough steam for races
>focus too much on stamina
>now enough power for races
I may be retarded but one day...
>>531207104Kitasan if she was Montenegro.
>>531206908Isn't this a decent support card? I guess do it if you're sure you'll never need it.
>>531207104She's 100% BLACK
>failed a 1% wit chance
How is that even possible how low even are the odds for that to happen?
>>531207154anon if you give her all speed legacies and just focus on stam/power/wit deck you can hit 600 across the board and wash career
>>531207097Because unless you toggle the option to do so it wonโt get fans or do non-specific race objectives in Auto.
>>531206985First things first.
I was bored and decided to throw a tenner at the gacha
How's she?
King Halo more like King Gaylo
>>531207426Sorry I don't read moonrunes.
Dia-chan is not a rapist and is a sweet girl
>>531207438You all really canโt control yourselves
>>531207438Suzuka is great, pretty easy career.
>>531205878please do NOT lewd my daughter
>>531207154Just spam power training. Speed meta is a meme.
the rerollers yearn for the mines
>>531206887Apparently Air Groove is really good at sprint if you can get her aptitude up for it, otherwise she's a great miler.
Super Creek is good at long and both Oguri and El Condor Pasa can go dirt if you give them some dirt sparks
Did we seriously not get any compensation at all for the scout maintenance?
>>531207438The flattest girl in the entire game, even on jp
>>531207526She can rape me
>>531207601With all due respect, I am fucking your daughter
>lost my ticket because of king halo jobbing at the ura yesterday
>got a new ticket today with EL CONDOR PASA
It's my redemption arc anons, pray for me
Who are the smallest and biggest girls in game right now?
>>531207438Excellent chopping board
>>531207759she doesn't look very happy about it
>>531207704Small indie company, prs understand
uhhhhh thats a first lmao
>>531207704what do you want them to do? subtract carats and give you 1*s?
>>531207438she crushes frontruns
>>531207836mcqueen is both at the same time
Why do people suddenly want to fuck Nice Nature?
>>531207708How did this happen
>>531207836>smallestHaru Urara followed by Rice Shower
>biggest Taiki Shuttle followed by Biwa 'big head' Hayahide
Ummm where's my compensation for not being able to roll so I can keep not rolling?
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>>531207708Maybe I'll be the one to go out on a limb but fuck it, she had it coming and I'm glad mambo was crucified.
>>531207964>suddenlywe've had a nice nature fag in here since the start
why are (you) SUDDENLY here shit posting?
Highlight of my entire birthday today. I don't think anyone irl ever said something so nice to me :(
>>531205926used up all my luck yesterday
>>531207510Here's a visual aid to get you up to speed on your immediate future.
>>531208024She cried, she prayed.
>>531207925>Frontyou deserve it
>>531207501>>531207709>>531207865>flattest flatty flatThat's the best endorsement you could've given
It's great when poor impulse control is rewarded
>>531207540>>531207939And that's good, too.
>>531207601Sir, with all due respect, I am FUCKING your daughter
>>531208163Take her to the onsen anon
>>531208152Itโs insane how sexy she is
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>>531207759If your Uma fails a run after she wins a ticket it's because she doesn't want to go to the hot springs with you.
these horses look so derpy
I got a 3* power spark followed by a 3* stamina spark in not even 50 runs
I'm pretty sure my luck has been entirely spent right before kitasan. it is over
>>531208163Happy birthday fag.
>>531207708what is the source on this
I saw a webm of it but never found it
>>531208189Nice can't wait
>>531205926I turn A ranks into 300 support points
>>531208214>Wins the very next race easy peasy as front, as she has my last run>Change to pace>Gets moggedhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>531208356Mamborot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UJ10MO7ZhA
>>531208163happy birthday nigger
I was told to hold onto fp to get Urara's support card for the skills, but what the fuck is this?
Is that card just an fp sink?
>>531208163>big brotherfriend zoned hard, time to reroll
>>531207954How does that work?
>>531208058Thanks.
>>531208163Happy birthday cocksucker
How do I hagmaxx with Maruzensky properly? Got her today from pull and I want to make her shine
>>531208425my emperor could never
>>531208592she is the flattest and the fattest
>>531208163I hate when they translate onichan to big brother, just keep it oniichan or use something that makes sense in English. Nobody is calling their trainer big brother unless he's literally their big brother
is 8* stamina spark worth sharing here?
it's got 5* long too and some other ok stuff.
so what does it mean when a hint training doesn't give you a hint? you already have the skill?
>>531208310the smile on this fictional (real) character (horse) slighty brightens my day.
>>531208679I keep saying it but people (trannies) refuse to listen
Translate it to "big bro" or "brudder" like a chad
>>531208163Happy Birthday bitch
Is this shit actually happening or is it just flair
>>531206901>>531207526I want to be Dia-chan's sex slave..
>>531208527>he listened to the Japs. I seriously hope you're not gonna waste all your carats on Kita too
>>531208163Happy Birthday tranny
>>531208836Yeah it's real, she can just do that. Same with Tamamo's lightning
I LOVE YOU MOMMY SUPER CREEK
I WANT TO BE MOMMY'S LITTLE BOY FOREVER
I WANT TO HAVE MOMMY SUPER CREEK SPECIAL MILKY TIME
I WANT MOMMY SUPER CREEK TO CHANGE MY DIAPER EVERY DAY
I WANT TO HAVE SPECIAL MOMMY PLAY TIME
I LOVE YOU MOMMY
It's so doable. It's entirely possible.
>>531208695not really, it's pretty easy to find 9* sparks by checking club rankings
>>531208836forced animation
>>531208163Hey, our parents fucked on similar days
Happy Birthday
>>531208527Shes gonna be incredibly strong in the next scenario
Because that one
Has a lot of races
A lot of races
So many races--
witsmaxxing makes races so fucking funny to watch
they always end up going too fast at the start and overtaking the forward strategies and then the overtaken umas have to haul ass to fix things
Bwos... I don't have enough trained horses aaaiiieeee...
>>531208163Happy Birthday cunt
>>531209067so what, you use a deck with wits shit, or what am I suppose to imagine here?
>>531205926It's a 1* wits kinda day
>>531209006Happy Birthday to you to Anon!
>>531208836doto actually fast?!
>>531209004forced animation would be that one piece clip where that one guy took like 2 entire minutes to punch once
>>531207704this is modern cygames
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>Every stat is 600+
>get the roll on the 312 points of guts
at least i figured out how to turn every medium runner into an A rank
Is this bitch bugged or something this keeps happening to her specifically
Where the FUCK is the compensation? My horoscope said I would have good luck yesterday and I couldn't fucking roll the gacha and now it says today I shouldn't take chances. I got fucked out of who knows how many SSRs because the fucking retarded devs broke the gacha when the planets were aligned.
is this how niggas on wall street feel right before the new york stock exchange opens up
>>531209184train wits instead of resting
what does the director's fan do?
>>531208939newfags only know fuking mambo now, rip ei ei mun
>>531209067Watching a late uma rush from the back like she's shot out of a cannon at the last corner never gets old
I want to creampie McQueen
that is all have a wonderful day
>>531209347I do that a good bit, barely ever does shit, I feel.
>>531209328see what the green hat lady has to say.
>>531209109>need to spend all my rolls on the next banner>have no horses for my team slotwtf do i do???????????????
>In lore Umas are just ordinary girls with horse features
>They can be born from a normal human couple
>Someone in lore named their daughters Vodka, Happy meek, Gold ship
>>531209207Doto was a top tier horse and a worthy rival, she's an absolute simp for Opera in game though.
I want to cream Goldshiโs ass
>>531209408But thatโs how girls get pregnant
>>531209207every named horse in uma musume is a top tier horse except for ash blossom
>>531209328its the hopeless stakes bro.. slayer of too many mcqueens..
>>531209517>In lore Umas are just ordinary girls with horse featuresNo they're not?
>>531209517Happy Meek isnt even a real horse so her parents just named her that.
>>531209384I listened to ei ei mun remixes for 5 hours at work last Friday just for ojisan
So do I roll once on the horse gacha as a newb player or save EVERYTHING for the ultra meta SSR support coming soon?
INB4 Credit card no jutsu for the guarenteed SSR pull
Gonna ruin Nice Natureโs beautiful body by making her carry a baby
Trying front Daiwa Scarlet
What should my stats looks like at summer 1, summer 2 and uras?
>>531208765That is shit too. AFAIK oniichan or oniisan do not just mean big brother it can also refer to a guy that is still young but usually also older than you. If there's a word in English that is like sir but a little less formal that is the work they should be using.
>>531206062JPfags are so reteraded and entitled. They don't know when to use the proper thread. It's always the one that is created first.
LMEOW glue factory rofl!!!!
>>531209696save for kitasan negro
>>531209654Wait did you thought they were actual horses?
>wake up
>guy who posted mcqueen smut got his twitter closed and pixiv banned
whoa....
>>531205926I got 2 3* in 20 runs, but they're both the same character and so they're both only 8* total.
6* stamina 2* speed, Opera has 2* URA
If anyone wants it 453669524594
bwos I did it
I got my 9* speed meme
>it has Frontrunner too
now I can train Mcqueen
I just want this stupid kita banner out already so I can just roll for some decent support cards already.
>>531209517>congratulations on the baby, what would you like to name her?>how about a nice normal name like lucy?>I'm afraid the hospital can't accept that, the baby is an uma>potatoooooooo it is then.
>>531209575Even Haru "0/113" Urara?
>>531209696I'd do one ten roll of horses, but I also burned all my starting carats on Bourbon like a week ago
They updated the news post. 12 hours to fix the banner video. At least they confirmed compensation is coming.
>>531209783I only enjoy refined Japanese humour like 'turn that horse into sashimi'.
Gib friend points pls. Need to mlb Haru Uraraโs card.
>>531209696i did a ten pull on the horses and now im saving
>>531209776good morning saar
your split is very good and bountiful, please keep it up!
you will get you're divegrass team soon!
>>531209919I see I'm not the only one who did that
Worth it though
>Out of Black
>Immediate
>Kleine Kiste (Little Box)
Thank you, Japan, very cool!
>>531209517could've just brush it off with
>its a stage name that hit me during an inspiration as a kid
>>531209862isn't mcflatty better as a pace chaser? front is so hard to train for long and medium, due to the stamina reqs
>try the epic """wit game""" strategy
>lose 4 careers in a row without even getting to URA
back to 6 speed cards
What would you name your Uma daughter?
>>531210065THIS IS MY WIFE
AND I HAVE CHOSEN HER
>>531210206brainlet-chan...
>>531210129yeah but I wanna use this
>>531208984link for this?
>>531210242Darknesshero Rance
>>531210302>leading by a large margingood luck with that, better hope you have 1100+ wit
>>531209804Is this just a third worlder trying to bait or something?
Umas are physiologically different to humans, they don't just have horse ears and a tail
Wait wait fuck already I dont have enough horses
>>531207878>>531208323I'm so fucking happy bros..
>>531209809>see this >go into a mad panic>check twitter>reliefOh thank god, it's some other Mcqueen smut poster.
>>531210242Sergeant Major
>>531210449the mask stays ON
>>531210354https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>>531210424it should work if I'm the only Frontrunner
>>531210242Kitasan Blanco
I just want the signature uma outfits not these default ass starting ones...
>>531209536UOOOOHHHHH MCQUEEN GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>531210242Yes Your Majesty
>>531210285Need a side mode where we raise the NPC Umas
>>531210518i'd like horses more if they didn't have those weird lonely hair on their lips
>>531210242Sharky the Sharkhorse
When is the Kitasan banner again?
>>531210242Hugh G Rection
>>531210242Fall from the East
>only 450 apologems for the catastrophic on their part
dead game
>Always scared to shit of using Late, much preferring Pace/Front>This fucking plays outUsually I win by 1-3 lengths at best, not something this blatantly busted.
Did they ran out of stamina or something, what the fuck happened?
>Arima Kinen race right after was tight as hell for 1st-4th place>>531210518Ever just pull the snout of a honse?
Mile racers better be ready because this absolute Menace is coming for them.
>Urara Career mode
>she somehow fails 8 different single digit trainings, including a 45 speed beach training with a 1% chance of failure
Punt this retarded midget
>>531210517Wow this really puts into perspective how awful things are going to be in 2 days if 2 copies in 200 pulls is actually 'good' luck.
Nice I got 450 apology gibs
>>531210724they are just big rats
>the banner will really be up by 12PM JST because JP devs are asleep
If you suckle her nipple many Kitas are guaranteed to come to you.
>>531208836man the movie really is just hype moments and aura, other than Tachyon there's not a single salvage character there
>>531210830>for the catastrophic onESL
>>531210830>for the catastrophic on their partseafag-kun...
>training: failure
>training: failure
>training: failure
>
What the fuck is going on, Daiwa
>>531210983I can see her Kitasan...
>>531210518This kills the horse
>check other thread
>it's all AI art spam
>>531211065the umamusume tax... grim
>>531211079post full coward
>>531211063Goldshi is influencing her
>>531209328Are there any differences between view results and the race options?
anyone have the chart of mission races and when they show up?
>>531210724But they are important for hors stuff
>>531211065They charge so much because ruining an uma's hair is a death sentence in that world
>>531211216I like Wahoo more
>>531211270yeah theres a hidden bonus if you watch your hors
I heard jpdacchis watch real horse racing together how often does that happen?
>>531210242Pussy All Night
Giraffes look like horses, they should put in a long neck Uma Musume in this game that's based off of a giraffe.
Why can't we tame giraffes to be able to ride them? It would be sick as fuck. Same with zebras
Kitasan is a literal goddess
>>531210242Tommy Two Socks
>>531210860That's your Speed + Power buff kicking in
>>531211340Let's all watch the Arima Kinen together!
>>531211297I didn't expect Flashposting
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>>531210517Guys I'm totally fucked aren't I...
>>531211380You can't see where you are going
>>531211298oh hey its the spaceflight girl artist
>>531211403That a thing? I thought the "+20%" and such in characters windows imply better training or something?
>>531210242Breastless Cult Sin Archbishop Cutting Board Representitive Shions BoobsArePettan-Conti
>>531211168this would be a good meme if Rice wasn't in the background
Pubic hair helps with chafing and wicking sweat while running
Sorry but your umas are hairy down there
>>531211380Zebras are very mean. Giraffes are chill.
3 star speed Rudolf, Hot Spring Tachyon, 30k secured for Kitasan Black, today is a very good day
>>531210242Hayitsahorsepun
>>531211390You're not getting a single copy without a tribute no matter how much you grovel bro
>>531211541You rolled hundreds of times resetting after 200 pulls each time to get that though.
>>531211668Been cumming to Kita daily for weeks in preparation of this moment
>>531210517I'M GONNA MAKE IT
>>531208163Happy Birthday nigger
It took 5 tries, but I finally won with Top Gun. I didn't think I'd be so invested in her, but I really wanted her to succeed after she kept floundering late game runs.
Does anyone else think her campaign has a difficulty spike or am I just a shitty trainer?
>>531211692>AI slopPost some real cow tits
>>531210860Late surger is busted OP. You can have a 1200 speed 1200 stam front runner flying at full speed the whole race, and yet a 1200 speed 1200 stam late surger, who was lengths behind, will somehow start gaining on you. It's almost like being a late surger boosts your top speed limit by 300 points to 1500 so their +velocity skills can potentially put them above the front runners at the end.
>>531209809he can sue them for this
Post your sexiest Nice Nature. Please.
Wit training is important.
>>531211340Whenever there's a notable race, usually a G1. Not only in Japan, but any G1 where Japanese horses have a significant presence, like the Dubai World Cup a few months ago.
Please anon, share your 9* stamina legacy Umas, I beg you!!!
Can I disable the AFK timer
>>531211921It's A LOT more than 300 points.
>only 45k away from the line
I'm so fucking dead Class4bros
>>531212034>read nigga read
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Iโm prioritizing skills and depending on which style Iโll pick up a speed or power card as the guest, but are raw stats more important? Should I replace the R and SR with SSR and ignore skill synergy?
>>531211789happy emperor
happy wife
happy life
>>531211921>who was lengths behind, will somehow start gaining on you.what the fuck? how? suppose I'm going to try this a bit more often with luna from now on, instead of spamming pace/front, see what happens. going for stam/speed is a bit refreshing as well, so fuck it.
>>531210483This dude should stop being an idiot and stop using the horse and gameโs name in his posts
Why do hors have goals that are "run in X" only to lose
>>531211862Your post looks more like AI slop than the other post does though.
Power is so important bros.
Finally won my Daiwa campaign because I kept stacking power. Make your uma's strong.
>>531212195this is very cute
>>531212102How do you possibly beat that as a front runner? You can only make so much space before the last spurt. Is playing front runner a trap?
I WANT TO ROLL SO BAD PLEASE CYGAMES RELEASE THE BANNER NOW
Who is the Michael jordan of the Japanese race umas?
>>531211057>>531210992EOP niggers are legit biting any and all perceived ESL mistakes even when it's obviously humorous.
>>531212028Cum in her tum
Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower should be friends
>>531212028https://litter.catbox.moe/s2m11b4zrc6utki1.jpeg
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>>531212290hard mode races for a special prize if you overcome fate and win
>>531212401>noooo its not an esl its this and thatcope and seethe harder you freak
I just got 300 apologems!
>>531212372You build up a big enough preliminary gap.
>CONGRATS IT'S A NEW SCENARIO RECORD
>1* Guts
i think this is where i'll stop playing.
the novelty of the gameplay has sorta worn off (especially after playing nonstop the past 2 weeks)
i'll still browse the general for fanart tho.
and also watch the anime soon
>>531212518You can't even speak English.
why does rudolph dress like that
>>531212290it's in the text you're skipping
HOW DO YOU LOSE 2 DEBUT RACES IN A ROW
YOU HAVE 300 SPEED
>>531210919Which supports did you use for this
>>531212294Are you genuinely retarded, look at the eyes and tiara and then the second cow daiwa, look at her eyes and how consistent it is
>>531212517Her technique SUCKS!
If you don't get Biwa your account is bricked. GO ROLL!
Alright anons I have a conundrum. I was browsing a well known hentai site yesterday, and entered some of my usual tags. I found something with a nice cover and checked it out. It blew my fucking mind. Despite usually checking out of a comic the minute NTR shows up, I kept reading because the art was nice and it especially touched on a few things I liked. Now a few days later, I havenโt looked at anything since then, but this was so wild that I think I fundamentally broke my brain. My options are as follows.
Recognize the degeneracy and just back out now. Lay low and take it easy for a bit and move on. Or possibly explore other works in the same genre, and see where it takes me.
Appreciate the advice. Hereโs a Haru run from earlier that I was happy with.
>>531212102>>531212372This isn't quite the full situation though, anyone not front running needs to make space, position sideways, or push through other runners which all impacts their acceleration, then you've got to consider whether they'll actually be going fast enough to overtake front runners
Outside of early days, front running is a gimmick though
>>531212090Please anons!!!!
>>531212640>lateYou have no skills and a billion speed just play her front and youll never lose
What's the free SSR card you get from story?
what are the odds of getting an onsen ticket anyway? Highest I got was a deluxe burger
>>531212034witGODS we eating good
>>531212636I get why, I'm more wondering why I have to watch hors lose. Just tell me hors lost instead.
>>531211927>help I'm being oppressed by the copyright ownersHe can't do shit, boyo.
>>531212640Should have gone for more POWER
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i swear they made nishino flower's pits more detailed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJWYKK3ymss
>>531212654Real fan artists are not always consistent. The suggestion that if art isn't perfect it's AI is dumb.
>>531212740Fucking dumb unintuitive videogame
>>531212654yeah the second one looks more like the ai slop pajeets love
does anyone have the ma ma mavelous Nice Nature webm?
>>531212843Yeah that's the right way to go about things!
>>531211547No. The way the mechanics work just give Late/End horses a huge buff at the end of the race. You gain hidden Speed buff for being a late, you gain velocity based on your Power when you pass, and you enter last spurt which makes your horse try to burn her excess HP (which you have also saved up from being a late) and turn it into max speed.
All together, you just gain a massive amount of speed in a very short time. If you have the stats, you can just catapult to the finish line while others are still accelerating.
>>531212673 post the sauce of what you read
i wanna see some nice artstyles
How do I get rid of this? Infirmary isn't working.
>>531208527its her day-off bwo
>Born in superior Americaโข
>Obsesed with Japanese culture
Fucking weeb
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time to replenish my clocks
So if I want to try and build a "good" horse starting with this, what's my plan? Use her to inspire my Gold Ship, farm G1s, and pray I get another couple 3 star sparks? Then Use that Gold Ship to train another Special Week? Should I try for a second parent with similar sparks or look around for one with good stamina inheritance or something instead?
>>53121295234k, sitting pretty now.
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I'm ready
>>531212765I'm at 34 million and I only got it four fucking times so far. Take of it what you will, anon.
>use guaranteed ssr horse ticket
>get teio
>>531212673Which doujin was it?
>>531213082It's a terminal condition (fetish), we're going to have to put you down.
I finished Cinderella Story.
Now what?
golshi's skill never activates and does nothing. her stats can't be minmaxed because she dies of everything. can't get her past tenno sho to save my life
>>531213209at least its not rice
>>531212654The first one looks better idk what to tell you. Your prompt didn't even generate a tiara.
I got 18k carrots and a credit card.
I have 0 because I just want goldship outfit and its not giving me the outfit
>>531213078As fucking insane as it sounds, I feel like I might get permad by posting the link. And I donโt have many network connections left.
Any chance we're getting 10k carats from the next event?
>>531213372Yeah thats a MLB Kita
>Do custom race for skill points>See a 3600m one and take it>It's snowing>Pic related happensQuality racing
>>531213043>No.Obv they won't change this, but that makes the +10/20% thing a smidge misleading then.
>text textIs that why my current (Late) run is working so well then? My power ain't shit for this late(last obj/arima) in the game or for Late, yet she keeps surging to the top, provided she ain't boxed to tell. Gets worse the longer the track is as well, which I suppose makes sense.
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f2p MLBGOD reporting in
>>531213285read the march story
>>531213102gold ship with a special week parent won't contribute as much to compatibility if training another special week
>Start uma anime
>It's about Special Week
Can I skip the first season?
>>531213292Give up and make a pace Golshi
>>531213372I got 16k and a Gibson Les Paul ready to pawn
>>531213292golshi is a meme horse. play her as end closer and pump speed, stam, guts, and then wit instead of resting. i never watch her race because im tired of getting kicked in the head.
They should let you finance your rolls with Klarna
>>531213372At worst it's 2.1k for hard pity MLB kita
For team trials should I be using filler Umas that are C/C+'s at C3? I'm seeing people use E's in certain slots so they lose it with higher Umas taking up others so they win. I don't know If you gain anything overtime by being a certain rank
>>531213315Actual art doesnโt have the tiara melt into the hair deepshit
Or how about the eyes being some weird shape instead or being round?
>7 more hours till kitasean blacked
are (you) ready?
>>531213501technically you can skip everything and only watch CG, the movie, OVAs or S3. they aren't strictly connected, so you can watch in whatever order you please really.
>>531213430710 if you get all the event point rewards
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>Do three runs today with my friend's 9* Power legacy
>Win all 3 without any clocks
>All pretty good stats
>1* Guts and 1* Wit all around
At least this Natie turned out decent I guess.
>>531213136We're gonna make it.
>>531213556>7 hoursBwo...?
>mood down
>mood down
>slacker
>mood down
>slow metabolism
>mood down
>mood down
>migraine
>mood down
This was an absolutely ruined Rice Shower run
>>531213556>7 more hoursisn't it tomorrow?
>>531213556>anon is living in the future
>>531213556It's 31 hours, anon...
>>531213498shit. so i need to use a third horse?
>>531213102>and pray I get another couple 3 star sparks?Yeah basically, what you've made is a solid grandparent
When optimising horses, you want to train specific parents for passing down pink aptitudes and unique skills using a larger roster of generic 3* grandparents
You then use these specifically trained parents to raise your final child horse
if you cut an uma's hair the wrong way you are sentenced to jail for at least 20 years, since their hair doesn't grow anymore after they hit puberty
>>531213689It's actually on Wednesday.
>>531208968I say all of this
>>531213556it's on 16th Anon
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>>531213537I need more cards anyway.
>>531213556>Hors training fried anon's brain.
>zebras are temperamental and easily prone to aggression
>native to africa
>can only fight and not much else
>hard to tame
>their physiology makes it so they have weak backs so they aren't really good for any kind of labor
what is it about that continent that produces such creatures. its the same all over
>>531213501>Its about best girlWhats the problem
>>531213552Neither have round eyes or are you just talking about the cat eye pupils? Idk I just prefer the first one, the one you posted looks kinda generic and bitchy the first one has Sovl and looks cute and embarrassed which I like.
what do you buy with club points?
do you just buy cards you have and then turn them into cleats?
>they passed out apologems but i didn't get any because fuck you
what the fuck. i want an apology for the apology you slanty jews
>>531213209what's wrong with Teio...
>>531213979>best girlwrong
>>531213975That uma's got a fucked up head alright.
>>531213971>THE OBLITERATOR>Natural ShooterBanger names
Kitasan sisters we are all going to make it
>>531213971>the obliterator
I have a 9 star speed tachyon if you need
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I don't know about you but I get 2 and 3* spark by losing career midway rather than finishing it
my haru urara has 3* speed 3* sprint after failing career around 50% in
my mcqueen has 2* speed 3* turf losing career like 30% in
my rice shower has 3* stamina 3* pace losing career too
meanwhile after spamming BAKUSHIN 1150+ speed career it always wit and gut 1* all day every day
shit's rigged
>>531213971THE OBLITERATOR goes too fucking hard.
>>531208527Have you checked her career skills?
>Post AI slop
>Gets mad when its called AI slop
>>531213730Depends if you can make up the points elsewhere
Yuri series. Global audience agrees.
>>531212517finally character void got some personality
I unironically like kitasan for who she is as a person and not just because she's the meta speed card
>>531214185>Using starting gate as materialLOL
LMAO even
>>531213897Same, I'm just wondering if I buy carrats now and spread the purchases out or at the time. I don't think my credit card reports my gacha shit as strange activity, but then again I've only done at most 1k in a period
>the /pol/ xitter tranny is trying to rile people up again
NOT TODAY NIGGER-FAGGOT
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>>531214117I might not have to spend money if I can squeeze out another 1950 carats from somewhere. Time to grind G3 races.
I literally just got a 3* stamina spark on the run right before this one. I know now that I will get 0 Kitasans to make up for this.
Y'all were right
That was easy
Could have done that with my eyes closed.
>>531213971For me, it's Max Money
Post your slop going into naisu
>>531214236hope she sees this bwo
This serie is low-key transcoded.
>>531213971I need THE OBLITERATOR in the game
Seeing as how Kitasan is releasing in two days, this is probably a pointless question, but was rerolling and got two copies of Super Creek with 2.3k carrots to spare.
Worth sticking with?
Who comes up with horse names? I swear they are taking the piss when they do it. It's so unserious :loudly_cying_face: :wilted_flower: :wilted_flower:
>>531214261I buy through steam, since I save like 30% that way.
>>531213638show your cards, I need help winning her career
>>531214390You only need 750 to MLB kitasan so might as well try it before rerolling again
man this Grass is a world Wonder
no wonder people told me to touch it
>>531213971I need to meet whoever THE OBLITERATOR's owner is and give him a fucking beer.
>>531213678Be careful who you sniff, Anon.
>>531214269It's just an interesting observation.
On one hand, many good girls are coming.
On the other hand, none of those girls are in my game yet...
cleaning mcqueen's butthole with my tongue after she went to the bathroom
>>531214359Even the beginner races are named Pre-OP...
What are some good cards for Teio? I cant decide
>>531213498I just wanted to make sure I'm not kneecapping myself with this set up. Is this a valid good config for winning ticket?
Though I honestly don't think I have the stamina to farm this out. I got incredibly lucky with my 9 power Agnes.
>>531214390do you even going to play this game enough that it matters
i havent seen a single
>oh i have to reroll for the perfect f2p start imagineable actually keep playing after the initial week
I don't have a single good stamina support card yet and most of my long distance careers are getting fucking torpedoed because of it. borrowing creeks helps but sometimes it isn't enough
>>531214396horse names are kino when they play off of the mother and father's name, all the japanese names that are just the owner/company prefix (mejiro, symboli, daiwa, agnes, TM) + some random shit suck ass though
>>531214690>oguri incestoh no....
>>531214684Unnecessary, the horse anus is a marvel of biotechnology...
>>531214697>do you even goingsasuga jeet-kun
>>531213971I know that on this screen everything is in caps because of the font, but I like to imagine that THE OBLITERATOR's official registered name is in also just all caps
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why couldn't you just have won the medium finals...
>>531214535So not worth sticking with assuming no Kitasan? Asking as the "standard" banner leaves when Kitasan arrives, which closes some doors.
>>531214697I have no idea how much anything matters. I've put like 40mins into this, so I'm just trying to figure out how good a starting point this is.
>>531214697A guy who spent 3 days rerolling for 4 copies of Fine Motion is still active in my club.
>>531214390if you're going to be autistic about rerolling and having the optimal setup, hitting all the breakpoints, etc, you're going to rive yourself insane
you WILL NOT be able to keep up with whales, you will fall behind and have to just be happy with what you have unless you want to whale every good banned hardcore.
>>531214840Currently unsure if I will use the same oguri in the right and left half if that may not count as incest...
I have a 3 Speed 6 Power Oguri but the parents are not correct for winning ticket (or anybody it was a totally random get)
>>531214945It's worth sticking with for now. Stockpile carrots now, roll when Kitasan comes, then figure out whether to reroll based on what you get.
>>531214697Esl's are so amusing.
>>531210830it would be funny if they interrupted the kitasan black banner shortly after release so that a bunch of people would lose their clovers and be forced to paypig to reach 200 haha
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>>531215136Cutie patootie
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hell yeah, I'll take it
>>531215136Cute!
>>531214697>do you even going to playHow does one manage to fuck up this bad, ELS or not? Do you brow faggots never check what you write?
>>531215136headpats for good horsie
I remember eating horse goulash once in germany. It was pretty good from what I recall.
Are we gonna keep on having dead weeks?!? AHHHH!!! I NEED EVENTS!
>>531211921you gaslighting niggas keep saying this yet all I see in the rooms is your ace being a pace chaser
>>531215259I DIDN'T GET THIS WTFFFF
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Does anyone want 6* Power 3* Stam? With 3* Mile?
>>531207438the fastest, the flattest, the cutest.
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>>531214429I used this plus level 50 super creek from some random whale I followed. The SSRs came from me being retarded but lucky and wasting 50 pulls on the Twin Turbo banner. She needs good Power parents as her legacies so you can focus on Speed for the first half of the run and once you reach about C+ you can do Stam and Wit training.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obbMgAa-eIw
when will Tracen Ondo come to Global?
>>531214697You may be a retarded and brown but you're not wrong at least.
Rerooolers should rope.
>>531214052If she was her anime self I'd be fine with her, but she's kinda lame in game.
So what's the next must roll after kitasan?
>>531215136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSVkvRCQ80
yep
>>531214945Getting Kitasan Black to 3LB (i.e. 4 copies) would be an insane starting point for anyone who doesn't want to spend money on the game. Not only do you get the best speed card (and you always use speed cards) which frees up your friend slot to borrow any level 50 card you want (like Creek), you also get a lot of good SR support cards from a pool that is still pretty small.
>>531215259why did we even get this? And why 2 instead of 1 with 450?
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we did it!
>>531215136I don't trust any animal that could kill you accidentally.
>>531215418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
>>531215464Sasami Anshinzawa SSR
>>531215483due to minor issues like the banner being down and connection issues recently. 2 because it's 2 small apologies and not 1 bigger one.
>>531215387That's a plank.
>>531215073Awesome, cheers. Will give things a go so.
>>531215021This is just trying to get off on the right foot. Like, I'm a dolphin/whale in other games, but I'd like to know for sure I'm happy with the game before spending any money on it. Having a decent start gives me a better idea. I might not ever spend money in this, but I'd still like to take advantage of the heads up I have at the start, y'know?
>>531215480This sounds like a lot of rerolling. I don't think I got anywhere close to 4 copies of the rate-up when I was pulling on that banner, but something to keep in mind.
Cheers, all!
Can I get 100 rolls for Kitasan, not for release but at least before the banner ends?
Wait so what do sparks actually do? I got a 3 star speed spark on one horse. Bred it with another horse and got guts spark instead. Does this mean that your best pvp horses arenโt necessarily going to have a good spark for breeding and you might have some shit C class horse who has the three star spark instead?
>>531215529i don't know what happened but i played since release and i just got promoted to class 3, might have been a blessing in disguise though to have some separation from everyone else
King Halo's mom is right, she's destined to be trash
>>531215365because everyone has the ssr special week from the week 1 event that gives a pace chaser rare, the story mcqueen gives pace chaser skills, fine motion gives pace chaser skills if you rerolled for that
it's a lot harder to actually use your skill points in an efficient way if you're not on pace chaser
>>531215704They give you +stats and +affinities at the start of the run and when you get inspiration
>>531213552>Actual art doesnโt have the tiara melt into the hair
>Manage to win Triple Crown as King Halo
>She jobs during URA
dafuq
power seems to be the worst stat from all my testing, is this true or just feelscrafting?
>>531215576Nice, free money since neither of those issues had an effect on me.
>>531215917Feelscrafting, Power is pretty damn important for Late and End.
>>531215720First week they fucked it up and only accepted the top 5000 players or something instead of 90% plus of players. As compensation they gave a whomping 50 Karats though :).
>>531215917depends on the horse and race type, power on medium-long horses matters a lot
>>531215917Depends on the strategy you're using
>>531215998All that speed and not a crumb of stamina?
>>531214690Let your guest horse do half the work for you. Find one with the correct 3* you want, doesn't have to be a 9* unless you're really trying to max, and run careers until you have your own 9*. To prevent incest make sure your main horse doesn't appear as a parent at all.
>>531214590I'm willing to accept almost any punishment in exchange for sniffing Grass Wonder..
I want all the end chasers. They're funny to watch.
>>531216016No risk, No fun. That's our motto!
>>531216029WTF literally scammed
I have 2 good 9 stars
6 stam 3 power
3 stam 9 power
Both have mostly medium and late surger as sparks. Which one should i put on my profile?
I'm so bad at getting sparks.
>game rigs ura to make you lose
>have to wait 24 hours to play again
very fun
>>531216090Narita Taishin coming soon
so what am I supposed to do after getting a 9 spark speed in 10 years?
9 spark stamina?
>>531215665If youโre gonna reroll for that you 100% have to do multi instance syncโd with an emulator. Anything else is asking for days of trolling
>>531214590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yubBEFRl5iE
>>531212193Someone answer this I need to know too
>>531215665>This sounds like a lot of rerolling.it would be, the people suggesting spending days on end rerolling have no lives so they don't realize it's not a normal ask
Alright, I'm gonna use THAT. What's the best value for whalebucks? The single time purchases?
>Last run of the day
>Get terrible infirmary luck and flunk out on the URA finals
>Still get this
It's so close to perfection...
Fucking three Spe-chan and two Wife Suzuka
>C rank Uma
>Get 3* sparks
>URA Champion GOAT
>Get 1* Guts spark
Uhhhh...
>>531216248All the limited packs have better (((value))) than the standard packs. Never buy the standard packs
>>531216146and by 9 power i meant 6 power
>>531216029I don't get why they didn't just correct it instead of giving apologems unless they have a retarded codebase and don't keep historical data.
Other gachas will keep shit like what rolls you did/got so if they find a bug they can just undo and give you something else. Keeping the last period's PvP ranking just in case you need to recalculate who moves up seems important.
>>531216119Actually I made a mistake. It was 25 Karats.
>>531216248>The single time purchases?yes. especially the one that you need to log in daily for.
I apologize for doubting you, witCHADS
>>531216291Blue sparks only care about your stats.
>>531215678We're probably getting around 50 pulls total from weekly pvp, monthly club rewards, new event, another 1500 gift, and another set of special missions but zero chance you can reach 100 pulls
>>531216314That's the appeal anon
>>531216447post stats witGOD
She is called one inch of love because horse clits are massive in size.
>>531216248buy the one time stuff first but don't buy on mobile, I made that mistake and all my paid carrots are stuck on mobile and inaccessible on steam.
>it's another "4 speed cards and none of them get on speed" episode
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>>531215136I never realized it as a kid but there were horses all around me all the time.
My parents house was right next to a small horse farm with 5 horses, two of them belonged to my neighbor. I even remember their names, King and Stella.
At school I was sharing class with a girl from another horse farm, who were teaching all the kids from that class horse riding and equestrian vaulting for free if they wanted to. My grandma was living a car hour away and they had a big veggie garden right next to a horse farm as well where me and my cousin would feed the horses with veggie scraps and dare each other to grab the electric fence.
My first date ever was with a girl that had two horses, just a walk to the stables and riding the horses over the track before I got a kiss on the cheek for helping out with cleaning afterwards.
I wasn't even a big fan of horses, they were just everywhere around me that I never paid attention and just figured it must be everywhere like that. Only know talking about horse raising and racing here in /uma/ I'm a bit more aware how little I actually paid attention to them.
>>531216465Shes not plain. She's got the wonderful ass
>>531212640>LateNobody tell him
>>531216632I love when all my stamina and speed cards crowd around on guts for the entire first half of the run
>>531212640another day another latechud L
>>531216634Funny how your brain works out life like that, isn't it? Never paid much attention to the horses in my area either, besides going "horsey" while taking the TRAM or some shit. Now days I look with more fascinating at them.
>>531216146Which ever has the 3* on the parent and not the grandparent. Prioritize stamina.
>>531216510nothing impressive, took Iron Will because I was panicking over the final Long goal race
1* guts 1* medium sparks btw
>>531216932Not time for you yet, get back in the stable.
>watch friend play
>keeps bitching about his skills never activating
>fag has been skipping every race to the end
>actually try watching an entire race
>the skills are all being activated early and before the final corner
this is why you need to actually watch races sometimes if you wanna learn what some skills actually do
>>531216203>9 spark speedskip and go for stamina instead
Homestretch haste seems so clutch
how long do I have to keep holding my pulls? I'm at 15k+ free carrots already
Anons, what stats did you train for yourself today?
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>>531216461>but zero chance you can reach 100 pullsthere is one way...
>>531216913I do my 600/600/600 runs with Teio. Got a couple nice 2 stars so far.
>>531216932I'll get you with my guaranteed and not more.
Because I'll get your horse card later instead.
>>531216924Well they're 9 stars so it's 3 stars all the way down. I guess I'll pick the 6 star stamina then
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I think goldship and tachyon SUCK
>>531216934>steamy solidaritypost it
>>531217204BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>531217134Sloth and lust.
>>531217204BASED anti reddit GOD
>>531217132>15kI'm sorry anon.
>>531217156The forbidden techniqueโฆ
>>5312171341 hour stamina goon session
>>531217204I heckin' HATE all the popular umamusumes!
>A wide distance from 2500 to 3600m is selected in the long distance of the stadium
>It is difficult to secure stamina that can handle the entire distance, so it is recommended to aim for 2500-2600m
So people just don't build ultra long racers and hope their matches are shorter?
>>531217239I don't think so, those huge bazonkers are all mine
>>531215136I hope I can be that happy in retirement
Should I get rid of poor practise?
>>531217204>two biggest meme characters are also the two best pvp characters at launchcygames...i kneel
>>531217186I'm thinking of the pink sparks
>>531213971What would The Obliterator's cute nickname be
>>531217134I still got muscle soreness in my legs from the weekend. No stamina training for me...
can someone post the Teio trotting gif i forgot to save it
>>531211862we like AI slop now?
>>531217392If your mood is maxed and you have to rest anyways might as well.
>try to let my horses do their preferred running style
>lose
>try to put them in front runner
>still lose
>stats are always perfect in either scenario
Why are my fucking horses choosing to lose
>>531217438Obachan, She hates it.
>>531217204they really should suck me
>>531217156No Anon! You can't, once you start down that path... there's no coming back...
How rar behind is global? I'm waiting for a character to release and I don't know if we are on an accelerated schedule.
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Waa!
>>531217438el condor pasa is el-chan, so clearly the obliterator would be the-chan
>>531217302I've managed to beat her twice and both times felt lucky
None of the mambo posters will actually roll for Tannhauser
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she cute
Alright gang, Arima Kinin is in 1 turn. I finally got enough hits to get both Long and Turf to C. Before you comment on the stat spread, yeah its not the best but was working with the huge stat down from poor aptitude in mind and didn't want to have high speed just to have absolutely trash stamina/power.
What skills should I go for? Swinging Maestro just seems like a obvious pick, might grab right-handed since I heard the buff applies after stat downs from aptitudes. I plan to try and run her as a End Closer since I'm assuming her stamina is no where near enough to close it out before she's overtaken, but open to any thoughts.
>>531217628Power stat on that zipper?
>>531217490There's no excuse for ai slop for a game as popular as uma musume.
>>531217302I've only been able to beat her with my long horses even though my medium ones have better stats.
>>531217625He looks so happy
>>531217369>Golshi shows up with 900 stamina and 4 recovery skills.
Rerolling is so slow and time-consuming. Isn't there a script out there to help automate it?
>>531217628ใณใฃใใใใ
Why yes I always watch the idol concerts after a race, how could you tell?
>>5312176204 years behind but we are accelerating, about 1.5x faster
>>531216206>>531216247Yeah, maybe that's not for me.
I'll save the roll I have, and maybe try for a bit on Kitasan's release. Decide then.
Thanks again, all!
>>531217552Training issue
>>531217740Beeline burst is insane every time I've gotten it
Do we have enough for Kitan Black?
>>531217885Anon started at launch and still on his second run.
>>531217843What do you mean? It's really fast. You enter your birth month, accept the tos, enter your name and then you can do your pulls. Then you go back to the title screen, reset data and go again.
>>531216932I need actual Uma Kitasan badly
>>531217767It was inevitable after the yakuza killed off all the umaporn artists
why the fuck is vodka's career so difficult
>>531217740What are you doing man
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>>531216893Dunno, if you told me 10 years ago that I would like to ride a horse again for funsies, I would've called you crazy.
There is a farm nearby with horses on it but I think it would be weird if a 30 year old shut in would show up and be like
>hey I wanna pet your horse can i please
>>531217940Its annoying as shit to get because the director event is so rare and it's an agemasen skill from ssr nishino flower.
>>531217302Beat her 6 times in a row with my Vodka
>>531217740Swinging if you think you'll run out of steam.
Beeline if you think you'll be outrun.
I wish this shit was on the Epic shop because they give you credits for buying shit.
>>531218037I don't need another mid/long uma.
>>531217740Go with the flow is good insurance and you have it real cheap. I'd pick up an acceleration skill since power looks a little low. Maestro is for sure a must.
Guts 1 ruined my perfect streak of 2s.
How stupid of an idea is it to pull for normal horses until I get King Halo so I can get a trophy for Falcon Stakes to fill out the board
uuuuhhhhhhhh.... bros? Can I get a roll like this in-game please?
>>531218170Funny how Shadowverse 2 is on Epic but uma isn't.
>Trainee Kitasan black is nothing special
>Can't even use her own broken card
>Mogged in cuteness by omachi
>Gets torena stolen by Dia
Why is she even here?
Main SSR UMA are also in limited banners?
Feels so good getting a flawless run with my king and not using any clocks...
>>531216932Imagine spunking into a vial and it being worth millions of yen. Kitasan, I kneel.
>>531218236you're going to need three sprinters eventually and sprinters are a pain to find, if you're above 30k i say do it
>>531218241thanks for giving us your luck bro
>>531216248The monthly sub is the best value. The rookie packs are decent if you're lacking 3* umas and cards. The limited times packs are slightly better than the permanent ones. The limited packs don't refresh btw so don't fomo over them
>>531217893I'm gonna be waiting a while, then...
>>531218078Trust me, I feel very much the same way. Not sure if I've ever ridden a horse, only remember that I was very close to some when very young for some reason, maybe even got to pet one. Now days tho I have the urge to see some honses close-up, pet and feed 'em for the hell of it. Riding would prolly be super cool, but I'm not sure if I'd want to force them to lift my fatass.
>but I think it would be weird if a 30 year old shut in would show up and be likeLiterally call in advance, if possible, ask if you can come around and can bring some carrots or whatever. Just try not to be a sperg about it, I'm sure if they have time they'd be happy to have some free food to go around.
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Surely the game just rounds up and this is just 99.99%
>>531218174Sheโs cute thatโs all I care about
>>531218217When do I get to ride Hishiama
Did TM Opera O make a wrong turn on the way to Revue Starlight or something?
>>531217959I don't care about Kitan Blacked and I'm not rerolling over it.
>>531217940>>531218102Yeah that was a skill I was strongly considering, got lucky with Director which was nice, cause even though I was running Nishino I only ever got 1 event from her chain.
>>531218061Not giving up on her dreams, that's what.
>>531218129>>531218178Think I might pick up the first level of greens on top of those, depending on the condition of the track to scrounge up as much stats as I can.
>practice perfect
>double rainbow
>only 8% fail rate
>fucking fail anyways
FUCK THIS GAME THESE RATES ARENT REAL HOW THE FUCK DO LOW RATES FAIL SO OFTEN
>>531218217>because it's funI need to start running again
>>531217924bwo your songs?
>>531218520I had 0 energy and it still shows 99%
>>531218558Had to find a new gig when revue shut down.
>>531218296I'm sure diachan would be willing to share her trainer with kitasan.
>>531218594how is this allowed in the 70s?!
>>531218558An overlord has to be flashy
>>531218436imagine taking away a front runner's shoes
7 or 8 decides which 3 star to selector.
Still havent spent it since I was finishing the quests for the free 3star pulls first, got Rudolf and Rice already so they don't count
>>531218296A-at least she has one over her in cards...
>>531218619Also I've got the choice between taking the Chukyo Dirt race before Arima, or going for one of these trainings. Each of them only have one trainer so its really just what stat I want to get a slight boost to if any.
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I dont get how I won the URA (and first tried the arima kinen) with this daiwa...feels unearned since i didnt get my speed to A and power to B like i wanted.
Does the number of stars for the trainee matter or is it only cosmetic?
>another 1* guts
Just one of those days
>9% multi rainbow fail during summer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUCK NOOOOOO AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
THIS IS SO BAD I'M POSTING A PINK WOJAK IN AN UMA THREAD
>>531218594Based take as expected from a hagGOD
https://x.com/ACuteLilDoggo/status/1944197213934002213
>>531218620what a thrill!
>>531218630You should too. I did too and it feels good, despite my lacking endurance and speed.
>>531218558It's good that she stands alone upon her pedestal.
Shit would get obnoxious real quick if others started acting like that.
>>531219062Sex with a car.
>>531218296>>Trainee Kitasan black is nothing specialher original version was meta until her first alt came out and replaced it, and it stopped being meta after her second alt came out and replaced it...
I hate how the announcements aren't in game in the steam version; I had no idea limited time missions were going on until today, 2 days in.
On the subject of those missions, is there a doc, searchable database or list of every single graded race in career mode and when it is and which uma musume can't participate in them because of their personal career goals?
>>531219061Some days you visit the hot springs, the rest are full of tissues.
>>531219273https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
It's a crime that they aren't allowed to race in their casual outfits.
>>531219228Sex in* a car.
>>53121795923 pulls. I only need 5
>captcha HMMMM
>>531219371Thanks, you rock!
>>531219464Grandma please...
>>531218594Let's face it. Maruzensky is probably the only launch uma where she and her trainer were already banging before the onsen scene.
>>531219464Grandma got lost again
>>531219464My -trying to be hip- wife...
>>531219383screw the rules
>>531219037any tips for using her?
Imagine actually getting that luck. You could've won literal lotteries worth millions of dollars, instead you blew it on some gacha.
>>531207414>7 pullsYou first.
>>531217134Whatever stat that's needed for a cleaning shift at chick-ifil-a and mowing my lawn with a manual push mower afterwords
>>531219650hmmmmmmmm...
nyo
>>531219650>AIslopno thanks
>recycling
This isn't commiefornia
>>5312196501. >ai slop
2. too early
3. >aislop
Bros, I want Agnes Tachyon on a level so primal as I have never experienced with any other 2-dimensional representation of a woman ever before...
>>531219171I think I will. Thanks Anon.
>>531205701 (OP)Just unlocked clubs. Are there any clubs looking for a member?
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>>531219549I can see it with Maruzensky and super creek, those two are jumping the trainer's cock on the daily
>Check how much a jockey earns
>Average of 44K yearly (in usa)
WTF, it's way less than I expected, I mean horse races make millions of money it's a bit sad
>>531219835Can I bully her sexually?
>>531217134does shitposting to bait (yous) count as training wit?
>>531219968horses also do the most, not to mention are they (kinda) short term investments, can't be easily replaced like jockeys either
>>531219780You sound like a natural born guinea pig.
>>531219968you can get a good meal for much cheaper and rent an apartment for much less than in Burgerstan, though.
>>531217134trained guts (got rejected from jobs)
>>531220067Yeah that makes sense if you think about it
>Also the highest-paid jockey earned $2.1 million in 2008. The highest-paid jockey made more than $22 million only four years before.
>>531218241>wasting his luck on a simulator Oh nonono
I hope this won't happen to you guys
>>531219968>owners take all the money while the ones who do the work get shitSounds about right.
>>531217134Push day today, so power.
>>531220054Stop debuffing the other anons!
>>531217134Rest day, because I've fractured my knee.
Found this, now that's a lot kek
Wasn't Yukata Take Suzuka's jockey?
THE TEIO BULLYING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ANY LONGER
>>531220134That's rough. Keep going anon, wagmi.
>>531220273Oh hey I cash sparked on this banner...
>>531217628God. Almond milk poster has done more for almond eyes than any other horse poster combined.
>>531220491>Mike E. Smith>MikeesmithThat's a fucking horse name.
>>531209298Tell me about it. I'm gonna have to make the dumbest retard most illiterate horses to ever exist.
>>531220491How do you even become a jockey?
This seems tailor made for manlets looking to actually make some cash from their stature.
>>531220761its tailor made for manlet italians
>>531220273thats some next level unlucky, sasuga MTKNFKTR
>>531220761>This seems tailor made for manletsIt is, if you're over 5'2 you ain't got a chance.
>>531220491he was the jockey when suzuka died, yeah
also the jockey that got "picked" by super creek and won his first g1 on him
that was 35 years ago and he's still going, he even won the most recent g1 with meisho tabaru
>>531220491Amongst other horses. Air Groove, Kitasan, Deep Impact, McQueen, Oguri, Spe, even Super Creek chose him.
>>531220879you do, the issue is getting under the magical 40-50kg, or whatever the avrg weight was
>>531220951Damn, that dude is the chosen one huh, good for him.
>double triple crown and tenno sho
>jobs in the finals
The box is too strong.
>>531220951that dude fucks
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Her career mode is so confused with what she wants to do, and I was also confused with this result and her 1* guts spark. Still, I really like this horsegirl bros.
>>531220951>>531220926>you will never be "picked up by a horse"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
>>531221496It's AI generated
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>already styling on class 2 nublets
heh... nothin personnel...
>>531220997>same height as Take, 110 pounds according to wiki>been training for MMA lightweight, probably can't cut weight to that level anymore even if I wanted to
>>531219968It's just averages.
Renowned jockeys make a lot, but there's not a lot of those.
>>531221657can they give her a denim shorts alt to make her sluttier
i spend 4.5k carrots to get nice nature... go on without me...
>>531221496this one right here take away his human rights
>>531220107I want her to test the effects marriage and a loving relationship and starting a family has on racing ability. We won't know until we try!
rudolf is hacking isnt she
>>531222061I see you were the primary test subject for pic rel.
>>531222116at max level, her ability might as well be hacking, yes.
>>531222028My Super Creek took massive advantage of this skill when I first ran her.
>>531222116She's just built different.
>>531221103And he's still going. I can't think of any other sport where you can have a 30 year career and still be on top for that whole time.
>>531222249>My rudolf gets her ability to lv4>she also has debuffs for every running style.Jesus fuck, I wasn't even attempting to do this shit.
>>531222206Based. She is so based...
I'm NOT ALLOWED to get 3* sparks!!
>>531222206She operates on a different level.
11 million fans in 10 days isn't too much is it?
My friends keep calling me addicted
>>531222767>5th guts spark in a row on horses with S/SS rank speed
>>531222839depends. 500k for peak careers is damn efficient, same goes for 350k rudolf runs.
>>531222767sorry bro I'm stealing them all, got a 3 * Power spark on my first King Halo run I ever did
>>531223007WHAT THE FUCKKKK MAN
>>531223007>power and milehory sheet i could really use that right now
>>531222839im at 22 million fans and i dont even hardcore sweat with TP refills or anything
i just run the game on auto once i read the horses story bits
>>531222839my yoonion wants 1.4 million fans per day
I play the game for 12 hours a day but yknow i have an arbitrary restriction that makes me seem normal
>>531223007>no URA sparks
>>531223223>I play the game for 12 hours a dayDo you turn carats into energy or something?
>>531223007breed me daddy
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>>531223007I wanted 3* Power but got 3* Stam instead. Owell 9* is a 9*
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post your best uma NOW
Unlike your club leader, my club leader is smort and makes big spreadsheets to keep track of club progress
>>531224005wrong tab witlet, show sparks
>>531224124good for you and your hyper autistic leader
>>531224143yeah she's a sparklet but i already have two 9stars so whatever
>>531224124>he leaks for free
>>531224005Highlander has saved my bacon so many times
>>531224124THANKS FOR THE LEAK FAGGOT
just sold all my R cards to pull 2 more R cards and 2 1* horses!
why are there two breads and why does the other one have shitty AIsloppa
>>531224556>aisloppa OP>surprised that its full of aisloppa posts
>>531224124How you can make 3-5 million fans daily? refill?
>>531223429Daiwa Bright..
will i kitasan? or should I save for the rerun?
>>531224124>Rank 1 Club is TachyontranniesGrim.
>>531224698people in my club post 500k+ runs
whales can do that easily and buy refills as much as they want
>>531224556I'm more inclined to believe that its just a case of multiple threads being baked accidentally rather than deliberate thread split lineage wars
>2nd on the final
and here I thought I cracked the code... went so well for 15/17 races as well
>>531224698With the right setup 3M is only 4 runs
If you don't fulfill the quota, your wife will be gangbanged by the whole club
>>531224974>3 power cards>529 powerbwo?
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anon, are you running the sims?
https://mee1080.github.io/umasim/race/
>>531224974those stats are high, how did you do it?
>>531224974>>531225062You fucking tell me. I have no idea how people manage multiple S level stats in a run, seems impossible to me.
>>531224920Check the end of last thread, he made the AIsloppa thread on page 6, while the current thread wasn't made till 8/9 as per usual.
Calling the sloppa thread anything but deliberate trolling is silly.
>>531224994NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HUGE PLUSHIES NOOOOOOOOOOOO
REMEMBER TO AVOID DRIPPING HORSES
BE CAREFUL WITH DRIPPING HORSES
>>531225215Sometimes you have to ignore the rainbow trainings if you're already good on that stat. It's a tough choice to make but has saved multiple of my career runs.
>>531224974use 3 speed cards, even if some of them are the shit ones
medium /uma/ race
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enter 1-2 horses, starting when full
>>531225534Already doing that early on when trying to max friendships, but doing that on top of everything else can get messy quick. To me everything seems really tightly timed, making it a challenge to get super high stats, which makes some stuff people post extremely impressive to me.
>>531225612Going back and forth to try things out now, been going with 3 speed for the longest time. Wish I could make runs like pic related more consistently happen, that one was super fun.
>>531225904This one was super fun as well, by far my best run score wise as well.
>>531225893Alright I put in my 2 hons
>>531225418Dachi, they're not going to understand what that means...
What did she mean by that
>>531225893Fs in the chat for the A who came in last
>SWINGING MAESTRO x10
>That goldshi push to the win at the end
GET FUCKED SUZUKA and MACQUEEEEEEEEN
>>531227039I want to have a swinger party with my club
>>531226496I wonder what they translated that skill as. Probably something boring, but I'm too lazy to check.
>>531227039so called free thinkers when they have 300 skill points
>>531225082No
Why
Why would anyone--
>>531225893>>531227039https://files.catbox.moe/wdtv8p.webm
>>531225082I CAN'T READ THIS CHICKEN SCRATCH
>>531228342basado but also holy buffering
>>531217134I'm injured rn so lot of Wit days in the near future
>Club lost 2 ranks overnight
>Club leader raised fan quota from 1.4 million to 1.8 million
We are not horses...
>>531231731i know your kind, you'll do anything.
>>531232171sex with Eishin
>Accidentally take Urara to the URA finals and win on my first time training her
>Now every horse I take into career is going all the way, often winning almost every race.
Have I figured it out? I'm basically just stacking skills. Fuck, my Pasa has so little stamina she can't even use her signature but she's so full of stamina regen skills and general speed skills that she's just at top speed from the word go. I could probably run her as a fuckin' front runner if I wanted.
>>531233398there's multiple Eishin horses
>>531234634all of them then
>>531232171>i know your kind, you'll do anything.trve
what horse to use for the medium and up dirt G2s and G1s?
still haven't used my 3 star selector, but how hard is it to breed a dirt 2 star
>>531235973Take the Urara pill.
>>531208163Happy Birthday Umadacchi
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