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>>531226760
how long til this thread self amortizes
>>531280369@grok what this mean in hindi?
i simply cant believe jhnd is back after announcing his departure for the 7th time
who cares youre being just as annoying as he is
>>531280593omg i love mazzy star
>says amortization
>describes arbitrage
anon...
why everyone talking about ammonite crabs?
roll call for all my girlies! lets roar!
*fondles your looting bag* you like that little weam?
>>531280493It means
Tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak, da da da
That's a tuna potato right?
if u dont know hindi y r u even playing rs in the first place??
coney island coney island
Is there an actual good
>What I expected vs what I got
osrs meme?
what is with the reddit tier questions rn why is this happening
>dont understand how something works
>search it
>every result is about sweaty endgame min-maxing
anyway, I'm a new member and it feels like I've just been thrown into the deep end
how should I level up my Slayer (13)? I keep getting shitty tasks to fight things that I've never even heard of or seen before, which requires all kinds of running around and doesn't seem to be working very well. now I have go to fight beetles in a desert that has some kind of thirst minigame or some shit, what the fuck?
can I just go smash generic "slayer monsters" like the crawling hands or am I misunderstanding how that works?
have you tired reading the wiki
the thirst minigame is end game why would they tell u to do this, u should ask for a refund
took me years to workout the thirst minigame, one of the hardest bits of content imo
>>531281247just go do quests man, you get tons of xp from completing them
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new players install the quest helper plugin to make the game 1000x less tedious
you didnt actually think people enjoyed your sloppy game right? you realise it was only the power of WoW that got the bond price up right? You understand youll always be a sub par korea mmo knock off right??
>>531281247>How do I get xp for skill under 40?Wiki-skill-quests that reward skill xp
>Every result is about min maxingThose guides are updated but also old. You can go to a skills page on the wiki, then look at every recipe and see if there is something you can buy a part of, farm the rest and profit while making gold. Usually this is done for you by showing gold per exp cost. It's all there. I. 2005 I was using salmoneus wiki to devise a plan of farming blue dragons and selling their bones for like 13m per week. That is still one of the best ways to farm gold and magic xp in the game. If that doesn't sound fun quit.
gimme that gimme that gimme that food
>>53128026wow postin ur cooch is a bit far no?
>>531281716NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO READ THE DIALOGUE AND USE CONTEXT CLUES NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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wow players buying bonds from the website and selling them on the ge would make the price of bonds go down stupid
if ur a new play y r u even playing the game? lmao
I'm the armored titan and he's the colossal
I wish I could experience Dark Souls and Tileman again for the first time.
>>531282114wow that graph its an actual ded game rn omg
Nobody buys bonds from jagex, they are so crazy expensive. People buy gold and buy bonds with that, this inflating the price.
i do my 7 plot herb runs every hour and a half like a good girl oh yes
Come to think of it, why DOES Dark Souls 2 scratch the same kind of abstract autistic itch as RunEscape?
>>531280147Rs3 actually has enjoyable skills for the most part. Osrs skills still feel like they are meant to be a punishment half the time. Box traps are fucking evil.
>>531281371You would get a rune scimitar from drops, which you can see by looking at the wiki page for it lol
i just harvest my one kwuarm patch once a day usually
dark souls 2 is hot ass wdym
i hope u voted no on the gold loss clan chat and the extra disease free herb plots for the stinky elites like a good osrs gamer, y should they get extra? they already get extra plots
what does swag on you mean
osrs quest design is supposed to be obtuse to prolong membership
I replay 2 the most. It's streamlined and theres no real early game wall. Mostly I like the environments and the rolls weren't ruined by 3 yet.
>>531280660Brother that's not arbitrage...
obtuse rubber goose green moose d3k juice
>nooo why would you unscrew my balls?!!
>put them back in the vice!!
this is what you sound like
>>531282806have you never played osrs?
>>531282186I saw sodypoppin play it
id fuck up a chocolate shake
id fuck up a chocolate frosty
>>531282806bobby brown moment
im partial to chocolate soft serve
i dont think any of u play the game no one here has good game knowledge u can sense these things when u have good game knowledge and u guys dont
>>531282871My account has a username. I stayed up late to drop mine iron on the family computer until 72 before I gave up. I eventually got 85 with a bot in the mining guild after weeks. I absolutely hate what the game was before for most skills.
call me rick. pickle rick.
call me runedle. todd runedle.
so ur new and u bot and u dont actually play the game, ok point proven.
Has anyone tried a YouTube challenge? Any TileGODS itt?
>embark upon a perilous quest to recover a blessed artifact, the holy avenger known as Silverlight
>use it for about 60 seconds then throw it in the bank and never think about it again
Kino....
Isn't that why they revamped it and made a new quest for the lvl 75 versions?
er you literally use it again multiple times
you need silverlight and later its upgrades to do good melee damage against demons stupid wow tourist idiot
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild. But now that's how I'm getting paid
What if after a certain point you start getting benefits from experience milestones instead of just lvls? they could add more excitement to the final 20 levels.
what did our general do to deserve this
are the noobs in the room with us right now?
im running out of blood runes
>>531284015GO BACK TO FUCKING WOW HOLY FUCK
my mind runes are getting low again i didnt buy enough for this task
>>531284247are you an iron
>>531281247Get a rat task from the Burthorpe slayer master and kill Scurrius in the Varrock sewers. Use a bracelet of slaughter and don't kill the minions. Also do the museum quiz if you haven't yet
if i was a rune id be a smoke rune cause i keep that kush up on me
WoW?
That sounds more like Melvor Idleโข, another Jagexโข product...
>>531284352i was going to drop 100k mind runes on you if you werent
Did you know? You can right-click any fairy ring to travel to any other fairy ring without passing through Zanaris.
>>531284458did you know that you are a fag
>>531284590only half but yeah i knew
>>531280660Arbitrage is more like how back in the day you could buy lobbies from players in Karamja for a certain price and then sell them in varrock for slightly more
basilisk knights are some of the most boring content in the game
ok thats it im gonna fucking say it
anyone else get a little sleepy after organizing and emptying out their seed vault
Should I just not use a ring if I don't have 4m+ to spend on a Brimstone or what have you?
Nobody seems to discuss anything "lower" than that. Is there just nothing else worth using before then?
wow random i just got a brimstone key what a coinckeydink
>>531284980Lightbearer is like 2m and is generally useful but damn brokie how you gonna not have 4m? Do some ranarr runs lil bro
gotta lock in gain
this pornwha shit is too addicting
>>531285148I've been playing for like 5 days.
Good to know though, thanks. (You) too 531285031.
I was just at the lobster fishing deck at Musa point and saw that it was empty.
I feel like crying now.
I remember all the people there chatting away catching lobs back in 2005. I remember even before then I asked some of those guys had to beat that one pirate quest to smuggle the rum out. They were just fishing and chilling.
It was a different time. It was a better time. All the memories. Why does time have to go by bros?
Why cant we live in those happy times forever?
Im just so sad...
i got banned for fishing there
>>531285557But you had fun doing it!
How'd you managed to get banned? Worse I ever got was a 3 day mute a couple times.
sorry but lobs = xp waste
(imagine doing that in 2001+24)
they call it a Quetzal but i dont think ive ever seen it quezt at all
y would u fish lobs suboptimal lol do u even play rs??
is quetzal pronounced like pretzel
I fish lobs because im uim (btw) and cant cook shark yet and they are readily available
wow suboptimal uim u hate to see it
uhn yeah
in the kraken cave i be splashin
in a private instance so they dont be crashin uhn
>>531286716can you vocaroo this
>>531286608Uim is fun tho
they should add mounts and flying too the game
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i was able to get rid of a lot of stuff and i still have more stuff to get rid of but im tired of messing with it right now, bye
>>531286757https://vocaroo.com/1ml6i0gyqsmf
whats the point of uim when you can cheese all your stuff into a pseudo bank anyway
look m8 life is all about arbitrarily deciding on a goal and chasing it no matter how retarded or pointless the whole thing is and some people are just looking for a way to burn 3-4 years
10 quetzal feed is like really expensive tho :/
>>531287513The pseudo banks are fun since you have to plan around them
my brain's so fucked up i just went to downstairs at the lobby of my apartment complex and now my brain is telling me that i wasn't wearing pants like wtf is wrong with it
classic wow so far is better than osrs
>tfw you will never again meet a cute girl while questing at draynor manor, develop your first crush, and get married in front of all your friends a few days later
I wonder if Jilly_225 still thinks of me bros...
thank you for saying that it really makes me feel at easy
and thats why we call her easy A
>>531285492New main? Start doing ranarr runs ASAP and do that Scurrius thing I mentioned for early slayer.
>>531286757https://vocaroo.com/19qwfEAZ0YO1
alot of quests are really ez 4 me cause im just good at quest i guess idk just born w/ it i spose
quests always call me out for being prepared ok do you want the rope or not
some ppl born w/ it some ppl not born with it thts just how it is i dont mke the rules ya knw up 2 god
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wow how did they trap that little sun on the michael chip
a lot of quests are really hard for me because im just bad at the game and i always forget items or die and have to redo entire sections idk just born retarded i suppose
Day one quests when there isnt a guide is one of the most fun experiences when you see everyone running around like a drooling retard trying to figure shit out
https://youtu.be/nc3N-hHd9ik?t=102
Post clips of people dying to jad
ye im more of a day 2 quester jus luck i spose
Do people just not have a job to buy members outright? It sounds pretty miserable especially if i was a new player trying to chase a bond every two weeks.
did jagex cancel the eoc update today?
much of the playerbase is unemployed neets yes
im not a neet but i am neat
>>531289630it's not so bad once you get to the point where you can do things like afk vyres to pay for it or whatever but yeah if you're only actively playing 3-4 hours a day then your entire game time would be spent on bond upkeep..
i ratted around for a couple weeks and got a bond + 10m on f2p
now i flip a mil a day easy plus herb runs to pay for my bonds while still growing my bank it's really not that hard
doings
gotr
listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D1vLM3ku_Y
was feeling kinda demotivated on exercise shit but i just did 3/4 of a chin up holy poggers im gonna be jacked in 3 years
>>531290015why are you trying to get 4 chin ups kinda weird number to aim for
>>531289931doings
herblore
listenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtH6m5n7LW0
no i did 3 quarters of one im crazy out of shape its kinda pathetic but im going for 8 then switching to pull ups
just did 15 pushups im gonna get so buff playing runescape
im a girl i cant do any pushups :3
>>531290337body type a or body type b
>cant modify ge offers if your inventory is full
omg that is the point then
just did 3 fuckin pullups lets go beasts
every time i stand up im basically squatting 300lbs im like arnold schwartzenweiner
i am 150kg i dont know how much that is in cheeseburgers
>>531290714that means ur a big lass
you are 833 cheeseburgers
i hate having a huge ass as a dude
i wish i had a fat ass i feel like sitting down would be way comfier than with my bony butt
when is odablock win gilinor games
when you have a big fat butt you dont fit in many chairs and if ur heavy enough you will squish the foam in the chair faster and itll ruin the chair faster
i break my chairs before the foam takes noticeable damage
might be time to invest in a couch
is d3k here i have a sexstion
It is literally impossible to kill spindel 912 times without getting pk. How in the f word is a hcim supposed to get void waker?
having to wear a normal dhide body at 98 slayer 2152 total is so humiliating
>>531291709max as a level 3 skiller then work on getting revenant weapons on a high total level world while keeping low level attack defense and prayer so that you stay as low of a combat as possible while being able to access high total level worlds then when you get your weapons go for the 2k total and youll never get pked because pures are bad and dont skill
>>531291889I can access 2k worlds
>>531291709you pay a clan to protect you, good luck shelling out a few bil
>>531292143yeah but are you level 60 with 2k total or 120+ with 2k total because if you're 60 you wont really run into other people ur level with that total but every bozo 100-126 has 2k total
>>53129224390 with 2k total
>>531292308yeah youll be in 20-30 wilderness so you'll run into up to level 120s and most of them have 2k total so its time to restart your hcim
there will be so many bozos on 2k worlds when sailing releases and crashes the total level market
>>531292407oh I am not the hcim I am one of those pures the hcim might worry about
>>531292453yeah you would be one of the people he would probably lose his status to
>>531292453Lazyflex will just release 2300 worlds and call it a day
do u get anything cool from sailing or what
wtf was the point of fagex releasing echo boots and spider boots if the next content its gonna be completely useless with barrows boots?
im strangling my wood at vardorvis
just did 244 dust devils and now i have done 100 nechs and 0 superiors did i turn it off or what the fuck is this shit
neehh a thihh bihh to fuhh
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>>531293124all you gotta do is complain and you get what you want
they removed scout from the game when they did the combat rework
>>531293342didn't drop a heart though so where the fuck is my heart`????
>>531293124I was so dry on superiors yesterday too but then Igot a few
When people say they're doing 300 toa do they mean normal mode or what
>>531293730the easiest option to be considered "expert mode"
some people have insanity on others dont in regards to this
>>531295604i have similar cg stats
You get a lot of superiors doing wildy slay but theres also mean pkers
anyone tried kreeara with the halberd?
I love wildy slayer!!!
I just go the seed pod thing but I'm really struggling to see how it's better than amulet of glory
INSIDE I
STAND ALONE (stand alone)
why jagex make armadyl canonically gay?
nooo i have to do birdhouse runs i hate this shit
what if instead it was emo latka and he was a crying potato pan cake instead of a sweating potato player killer im just asking the questions no one else dares
omg just found out that all chuds are nonces thats not really surprising but i thought theyd be less transparent about it
mithy platebodies or adamantium darts
>nonces
your lack of dentistry is showing
for me its barronite shards
uhm ok sweatie two things well more than two but ill only mention two things first is that is a hugely problematic post and leans more on the chud+nonce meter than anything else and second is that we use nonce in this thread its thread culture
Assuming I had 90s in my combat stats and gear worth 500m-1bil or less, what are some top tier gold farming methods and how much gold per hour is it?
90s combat thats high enough for oathplate contracts so id start there
I was at nmz for over a half hour with auto retaliate off
that seems suboptimal but go white girl go
>>531289320thats so hot skirt can i lick your ass
man i dont wanna do muspah but i have no super restores
>>531282114The wow players will be gone soon. Runescapists stuck with their shitty game after they removed pvp and trading and started selling xp lamp lootboxes, meanwhile all it took to get WoW players to give up on the game they played for 16 hours a day was adding panda bears
>>531298985artio is great for snap seeds
jarvis can we get a check on whether people currently playing wow well currently until the last month or two quit wow because of panda bears or if thats a hallucination from a different LLM
I hope soda leaves he is a massive bitch the rest can stay tho
I like callisto and I am not even canadian deep cut ikyky
LTB (looking to buy) ADAMANTIUM BARS (addy bars)
do they call it adamantum in burgerland
>bronzeman
literally going full circle to back to 2007-2010
i would play mithrilman mode because mithril is my favourite in game metal
my favourite metal is iron because it reminds me of the rustic yet timeless cast iron cookware so i think id be an ironman
Combine every settled challenge into one and call it barrowsman mode
>told that DPS was king
>blue shield is 700m
why you niggas be lying
>>531303850Can't DPS while you're dead.
>>531303850Max DPS armor
>650mMax tank armor
>Least valuable drop from ToB
>flutten abandoned her clue snowflake
>settled has not uploaded in a while
>ballscape is mia
where have all the tubes gone
>make a pure or a zerker
>doesnt pk on it
why do ppl do this
>>531280369that was really funny
>flutten
don't care for jimmy adjacent foid
so meripuu is just some indian? or what? if that's a girl who doesn't show any proof of being one then why are we even paying attention to them
>>531305123a big part of it some people get really bent out of shape when a pure or zerker manages something they have not managed
also idk if you were talking about me but I pk there was a video in an earlier thread about it at bearcave
https://files.catbox.moe/5xypnw.mp4
>>531305623we like to talk to people who talk about the game
oh yeah 20k adamantium bars to go im smithing im scaping
>jagex references a shitty reddit meme in the blogpost
>>531305925how do you have 30 ping as a fin? must be from helsinki or turku
RuneScape Is Winning The MMO War
there was a war or am i too zoomer to understand?
>>531306657i can call myself a veteran
not really wow has been steadily losing players for like a decade+ now and ff14 is kind of stagnant only osrs is growing
Akkha is still such a terrible slog of a fight. Truly the worst boss in the entire game.
>>531306897>there's no war now that my favorite game is losingfuck off everyone knows wow players have been on their high horses for the past 2 decades thinking that their game is the best
runescape veteran here, just so you guys know ok?? now thank me for my service
most poeple that i know play both wow and osrs you can even do it at the same time if your screen is big enough or you have two screens
>>531307059what i only play osrs i only played wow during legion-shadowlands and the 2018 classic
if king von played osrs what kind of account would he have had
i am learning the moons of peril
i have learnt the moons of peril
how come no drops?
>>531307152yeah after you wasted half a decade on that shit you finally after wow is clearly losing admit that osrs is better lol
I saw a wow player training at sand crabs with his dragon full helm / obby cape combo
basically theres a mechanic called drop rate where you only get a certain chance at a drop any time you do an activity
oooh la la la look at mr king over there with his two screens
>streamer cattle
god i hate streamerscape
well i personally actually just have one screen its just really wide and it curves a little and im a girl
well wtf how come the drop rate is broken for me and im not getting million gp drops do i need to reset my game?
>>531307521you have bad karma and rngesus will bless you if you bless me with a bond
ive contacted many of the girls in here not in a creepy way tho on discord
>>531307283it's 1/18 you have to do a few more
>>531307283You get a unique every 500 chests on average
wow i should be so lucky. what kind of things do you say to the girls in here on discord non creepily?
>>531307283moons has one of the better drop systems in the game next to yama
when people see your acc theyre like wow player
when people see my acc theyre like wow, player!
well im going to do 25 anyway but i dont like this drop rate stuff i will be contacting jagex personally to see if they can fix it
>>531306058uhhh... no... we really dont... you're in the wrong thread, GUY
>>531307739i mostly reject them in a chill way
I should really get around to learning the inferno.
oh thats sick i got rejected in a chill way but it was like via my friend which made it even chiller
>>531307739mostly just talk about runescape nd stuff and sometimes we send piccies, the girlies love my piccies
@grok is all caps misgendering passive aggressive
https://youtu.be/2XwLeMTCA18?t=257
Post funny deaths
dont tell me what to post
i've only ever added st0ck on discord and it was such a success I don't see the need to add anyone else
im at over 100 moons chest with just the blue moon staff so how about be grateful you little punk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
this is what jhnd has been up to since he left us in a chill way
yeah but im expecting at least the dual maraccas from my lunar chest, 25 kills is alot! if your goal is just a stupid staff then thats your problem not mine
i had multiple 150+ dry streaks at moons personally
i have only killed 26 moon chests myself but it felt more like 300
As previously said, ticks are king here, so we're looking to change our virtualisation platform for Game Worlds to move from a co-scheduling CPU scheduler (ESXi) to an asynchronous scheduler (Linux CFS/PreemptRT tuning under KVM). While there's a lot of technical wording here, the key takeaway is that doing this will help reduce missed game ticks under high load conditions.
linuxsisters we cant stop winning fuck vmware
my fav part of the moons boss so far is the blood part where you have to whack the panda because with the sound on it becomes a rhythm game
need my panda whacked rn fr
sis your psychotic for liking blood moon
no shes right blood moon is the best and chillest one if youre not a dpslet
blood moon is the only good boss tho, the ice one is okay but its a bit obnoxious, i dont even light the braziers now because its only 100hp they heal and id rather just stand still
It's been 3ยฝ years since my last pet why is my rng so shit?
whats wrong with eclipse you can basically just nuke it with dh
i hate timing the stupid walk with the gay ass orb that you have to hide behind ugh
if youre not a dpslet why would you be at moons
eclipse is okay but sometimes i miss which way to look and its not as fun as blood my tier list is
1. blood
2. eclipse
3. ice
bloon moon hat looks cute
>>531308923you just turn walk on and start walking as soon as it starts moving
some little cheesemo when i was watching a video on how to do the bosses cause i ws new then had the tiles marked on which ones to click for the eclipse orb and i was like how the fuck did he do that like how he set that up cause idk about how to do tiles yet
im not a timing genius okay i always go too early or too late
every moon boss has the same problem where if your weapons flop a little bit you are stuck waiting for 30+ seconds doing literally nothing useful but i find the blood moon waiting around mechanics the least fun because you have to pay attention the whole time
fuck i need to do rumours because jagex is gonna add more stupid bird stops
alot of time in the blood dripping phase u can just stand still tho i think i move like twice when it rains blood and then i never get hit by blood
you shouldnt be needing more than 1 moon cycle to kill them except if you get unlucky with blood
i gotta lockin now cuties ill brb when i get 25 ok x
i think the problem with modern jagex boss design is the lack of what theorywiseos calls "flow state calm" this is why toa is so hated and cox is so loved you can get in the zone and grind chambers for hours but doing 1 toa leaves you exhausted and burnt out
ok and in a cycle there are two waiting around doing nothing phases
i kept all my bird kibble in anticipation of this happening they need to shorten the bird animation on the whistle if they want it to be a nice teleport by the by
Monkey room bad. Monkey madness bad. Monkey madness 2 bad. Demonic Gorillas bad.
>>531309984wow karamjan hate in the big 2025?!
>>531309984dont forget monkey agility bad and monkey hunter bad
d3ks raped me and left me battered and crying on the bed
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m0edhd/behind_the_scenes_of_osrs_maintenance/
multiple redditors are asking for south asian worlds the game is going to freaking die
Do I actually need a blowpipe for inferno or am I fine with just my bofa?
Sodapoppin Officially Mastered Tempoross in OSRS
>>531309984That track that plays on Ape Atoll is pretty banging though, it's one of my favourite tracks in the entire game.
>>531310321(you) need a blowpipe
>>531310314as someone who lives in SEA i wish i didnt have to play with 150 ping
>>531310459now i understand the anti-monkey posting
>>531309984demonics are fun
>>531310314asian servers will be the worst thing to happen to this game asian players are worse for the game than bots
wont somebody think of the expats
>>531310314i find it very difficult to imagine a south asian or african person playing runescape
>>531310509i am white with bleached gf
ayo more like sexpats if i be in asia i wont play runescape i be busy playing tonsil hockey with them fine ahh abgs ya feel me mon
>>531310579ditter and port are two of the best players in the game bigot now accept your new delhi worlds with 90% off bonds for indians bigot
>>531310412Unfortunate, I will have to swing by zulrah then. At least he drops good seeds.
there are nearly 50 times more indians than there are venezuelans
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good morning, i got a bird's egg
niggas here think ping is the thing gatekeeping them
>>531310972dont put all your eggs in one basket lol!
what do you mean its one egg it can only go in one basket you cant break an egg into multiple pieces it will spill everywhere and just be pieces of shell she doesnt even have any baskets
>>531310981ok how can jagex fix me being a fat chungus retard with no aura no clicks no bitches through server maintenance
>>531310314>SEA just add a vene or indian server at that point
the game doesnt need more gold farmers but seeing clans of venes pking against clans of indians seems very funny
im freaking HYPED for varlamore the final dawn i just know the jmods absolutely COOKED
the slayer blog is this week ive been saving up my points
how the frig am i supposed to get a spindel world when i have to compete with carlos chang grok and rajeesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j86ObpRMcl4
>>531311647i propose geo-locked worlds only available to players from europe, north america and australia
geolock seems really dumb because how many people are called geo ur really gunna let them have a server too themselves thats like five peoplemost
how autistic would dealing with south koreans or japanese be?
im convinced none of you have ever set foot in the wilderness getting a boss world isnt even that hard
im convinced you arnt a helmie
i have 1k spindel kc it is really bad there even at off times and not that bad everywhere else
>>531311647>What do bout annoying people in OSRS wilderness
>>531312134Just play on a high risk world, ez.
its usually pretty easy to find a world but over the last month the wildy is completely infested with bots
when they pk you in the wild and instead of jajajajaj they drop ใขใใใใใใใใ
>>531312346attack rajeesh and he simply crashes the world by asking his relatives to all log in at once
Distressing Things From The Internet
yeah its not finding a world thats a problem you can just crash a bot. the problem is that there are bots hopping worlds every 30 seconds and it takes longer than that to get back if you have to teleport out and if they tag the boss your kill is wasted
at least the bots that crash you and hope to get pid all seem to have been banned
>>531312134i only visit the wilderness on 2200 worlds for clue scrolls and 99% of the time, it's completely devoid of player activity
when i greenlogged the crazy archaeologist and the chaos fanatic, i did get pked a few times though
it was really difficult to find a black demons world today will whatever youre talking about address that problem
yes india worlds will address the problem sir
>>531312576Oh no, more free loot keys in singles
saar jagex add bharat worlds bloody benchod bitch
imagine pakistan vs india multi wars
>>531312046mobile only online 24/7 will refuse to interact with anyone not from their country extremely competitive and looking to let out repressed rage
>>531312046japs and koreans would never take to OSRS, the game just doesn't appeal to the east asian mindset
>>531314450why not its an insane time sink you can pay to win and at its core its about gambling all thats missing is the anime girls
>>531314450east asians need that instant dopamine because their every day life offers none
>>531314450koreans would be all over 1 tick manip and shit like prayer flick zero damage bandos
i miss our japanese crossdressing twink poster from like 2020 all the weeb girls would try to speak to him in japanese but all he wanted to do was game and guam
>>531314716whatever happened to inspector-san
did he die or something
guys ur my best friends, don't go out to the wildy later today...
what i was about to go why shouldnt i go???
>>531314804was that his name im really bad with names anyway he probably graduates and had to become a salaryman or something soul crushing like that
lots of osrs players died when jagex got hacked and ppls computers blew up :/
>>531315123>he probably graduates and had to become a salaryman or something soul crushing like thatowari-da...
wus called fally masscer iirc zezima did it
i think it was durian 24601
>>531314450thing is, i think youre wrong only because i live in one of those "medieval" towns and every summer we get groups of asians here taking photos next to old english shit because they watched game of thrones.
we're not even the best medieval town we're like the bottom tier.
is midzy a blood or a crip
>>531314531idk just give nieve bigger tits
>>531316029nieve is a child
I'm at 23 runs, two more runs till my guaranteed maraccas
just took a non spiced healthful multi pound plarp and feel so fine
plorped a mound of brown that peaked over plarp lake and the some
ok so run 24 is cursed ive crashed twice with runelite now
>>531285512There was a time that tons of f2p would go to crandor to fish lobsters.
well you used to fish lobs or pick flax for money, now both of those things make no money
almost through my snape grass seeds and im free from allotments
I completed my first hard clue on my hardcore, but I only got some alchables...
im a weam so its hard to do contracts while doing other things cause you need to dedicate so much space to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSD7iEDyM48
'sup
Wave2:green: selling 1k d bones 1200 each!
i hate jcws voice so much
how does chris archie prod still have a job at jagex, he doesnt do anything.
predictions for the delve boss?
bugs, abuse early abuse often, shit loot apart from the uniques, far from a teleport, chip damage, the works.
>>531314450Savix is hooked
>>531318650sloptuber bro is obsessed on that grift
so im back after my 25 runs, no marracas, think the game is bugged desu.
also runelite only picked up 23 chest idk why
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>>531318858runelite loot tracker can be very derpy, it thinks my seed packs have herbs inside of them
>>531318858Full runs every time?
Maybe it gets confused on a 2 boss reward chest vs a 3 boss reward chest.
Also the quest reward chest might be different than the regular reward chest.
theoretically the loot tracker is backed up to their website but all of my old drops have been deleted
also this isnt a runelite thing but tome of fire isnt clogged for me even though i got two of them at the start of my account. one is still empty
>>531319151yeah full runs everytime, but runelite also did crash twice during the run so maybe thats it. And you're right about the quest one.
>>>/v/715521783
what did they mean by this
>>531319486hes right but its not just irons im not sure what his deal is with ironmen
>>531316015he's a bloody cripple is what he is mate
>>531318801jasons fault for being an autist
if you see me out in ottos say hi but if i see a tbow on the ground im a malicious guy
>>531314450British games appeal to no one.
midzy laughed at me when i said hi and then went offline
Overall was perilous moons worth it?
>No.
Why? Because I spent a considerable amount of time there, I could've been doing other things. I gained no levels in any of my skills, granted my strength is now close to 90% of the way to 88. But herb runs would've been more profitable during that time and honestly pest control would've given me more XP.
The only thing that I got were some points in the combat tasks and now I probably wont go back there.
personally i greenlogged moons as all the uniques are useful in some capacity
Also turns out while I was doing perilous moons, the fucking herb market is crashing.
i dont see a use for eclipse and blue moon just sits in a stash but yeah i glogged too
>>531319486V is a shit hole.
>>531320027not true, south americans love the GTA games
eclipse is essential for the bowfa skip do you even play
>>531320509Old rockstar was EU? Pretty sure they are American?
>>531320674Rockstar is a british company lad
wtf is a bowfa skip?
you can use the altlalalala
and not have to deal with CG?
>>531320674rockstar north is british, they've made all the GTA games
>>531320796Then why is the voice acting in English and not British?
>>531320420eclipse i havent used since i got my bowfa blue moon is decent as tribid mage/melee blood moon is op and should have its strength bonus lowered
bowfa skip is a meme gnomonkey did shitty chambers runs with it and got giga spooned a tbow and now sycophants think its a genuine strat
Doing: MTA hell
Listening: https://youtu.be/bb-XAY8AkTY
Drinking: Iced tea
My clanny showed me his clog and he's over 1500 dry on tbow. He said he would sell me his leftover rng so I would take over his 1500 misses and have a better chance of the drop if we run cox together. He's only charging 2 mil per run. Is it worth?!
>friends in my discord keep talking about this guzu guy
>finally fucking tired of it
>ask for the twitch stream
>hes a balding norwegian middle aged man
>I ask him in chat "who are you"
>he reads the message
>"Who am I? Oh... nobody important"
>He smirks
>I close the stream
what a faggot
>gnomemonkey
this retards opinion should be completely discarded unless you a giga autist with a receeding hairline
>>531321495I can give u a quick rundown
luckshitter who caught the topwave of initial classic hype
kept a small following and suckled off the teat of sodapoppin's onlyfangs
suddenly decides to play osrs and has skyrocketed in popularity
gets visibly upset when u mention his hair, wojak crying mask image
guzu is a nobody leech too. people like zaryu, soda, savix at least were all at some rank 1 in wow at some point guzu is a shitter whose only claim to fame is being in a retarded streamer guild if that pukepost is real im pissed
You will never be a balding middle aged man whose income is from playing vidya. You are green with jealousy let it go.
I HATE SAILING I HATE SAILING I HATE SAILING I HATE SAILING
>>531321956it's not my fault my family has good hair genetics
i hope savix stays hes retarded but in an endearing way like meriipu and nut bladder
i remember armada talking on stream once that the only reason hes able to support himself is because he can supplement the pittance he makes off streaming with euro welfare lol
savix is one of the best to ever do it please put some respect in his name
savix played a ret paladin which was the huntard of wrath onward
what are some red flags to keep an eye out when looking for a clan? im a retarded autist and i dont want to stumble into a gamer dad clan, stoner clan, simp clan, elitist clan etc
b0aty or bruhsailor's guide?
i guess this is growing up !!
>>531321152erm actually two of the best gamers in osrs b0aty and acoldone are doing the bowfa skip get with the new meta gramps
>>531322559gamer dad clans are the best clans
>>531322564luckily pawgmonkey knows all about exogenous hormones shell get that hairline nice and femme
>>531322559this sounds like a guy who wants to do ToB but doesnt want to join the humiliation cord
>>531322748why? it seems like they just whine on reddit and dont do any content
>>531322640b0aty still does guides? i don't believe you. Dude doesn't even make playlists for his vids he just throws them up there.
>>531323127you mean narcissist post on reddit
>>531323097thats me im that guy. although im not quite geared for tob yet, i was expecting to infiltrate over several months and eventually get invited
all the dad guilds/clans I have run into in wow/osrs were some of the most toxic hateful shitters ever. at least with tryhards you know where you stand
the osrs clan im in has dads but its not a "dad" clan you gotta know the diff
>fun toxic chats
join minigame grouping chats from the official menu.
>good clans
all iron clans.
im not responsible enough to join a guild because i keep saying stuff that gets me muted when i get too comfortable
once I saw a dude with goy in his name at the GE and posted a screenshot of it here. Of course, the person was actually a poster and member of osclan. Small world.
thats like me but on 4chan, i dont post on 4chan btw dw
im too inhibited i never say anything so i never get invited to anything
i talk all the time in my clan because im normal and save my nigger posting for you gals
my cb lvl is too low to do anything with you hardcore gamers atm
haha totally dude i love weed and ummm marvel movies *forced laugh* btw anyone wanna tob
i used to chat A LOT but now I enjoy watching the younger people stir shit instead.
i never say the nigger word to be honest its almost always something hitler related that does it
its funny when someone with an offensive rsn fucks with me in game normally i wouldnt be so quick to push the button on a mf but when you make it so easy...
my ironclan just talks about the game, playing the game together and sometimes plans on what they will be doing in the future while playing the game
for example now someone was doing barrows and then some other ppl were like wow it would be epic if we all did barrows now were all doing barrows and gzing the lil guys on their epic clogs #wholesome
who even does barrows like lolwtf are u fucking five?
how do i find an ironclan
I cant be bothered to deal with a bunch of normal niggers in some troonscape clan because i gotta deal with that shit all day at work
>>531324091how did you find this clan and how did you vet that they arent freaks before you joined
this is my ideal setup except for the part where theres an osger in the clan
I'm tired of these no-pet obsidian cape retards telling me how to play the game
>>531324170i was minding my own business fishing in barb vilage when 2 young niggas rolled up and said hello. They invited me to a very active clan it is very nice.
>>531324297this has happened to me before but i assumed it was an elaborate lure
i got the mining pet yesterday (nobody gzd me btw i hate you all) can i tell you how to play the game?
>>531324242the clan leader walked up to me in rs3 and said "do you want to join an ironman clan? :)" and i said yes and we play osrs instead now
this is just my personal opinion but as for me im not a chud and i dont have tourettes so i dont feel the impulse to spam hate speech and scatological humor in a video game chat
>>531324421i remember that post, and i thought i did gz you
maybe it's all the brainfog, i do have memory problems these days
>>531324574you don't belong.
>>531324421i didnt get a gz for my mining pet why should you get one
>>531324452do you mind double name changing and allowing me to steal your identity so that i dont have to find a clan for myself
im tired of abyssal the nigger giving me daggers
wow just because u didnt get gz 4 ur pet doesnt mean u should take it out on other ppl desu
i wasn't able to get a gz on my tempoross pet when i got it because i was banned at the time
what really hurts is all the small goals taht don't get called out by the game at all. I hit 55 alch on UIM and it was such a great feeling. At least when I posted it in cc my clannies gave me plenty of gzzzz
which world do we play on bros
yes it does in fact people are usually really mean unless they mistake me for one of the famous girls im a monster created by society and its all your fault
my alch skill is lvl 0 how did u get 55?
>>531324297this is similar to how i got into my clan but its mostly mains so ive been thinking about trying to find an ironclan as id imagine its easier to raid because people arent expecting splits as much
jhnd is attentionwhoring in the v thread lol
the account im playing on is over 20 yrs old. When I went back and looked at my old ban logs... fuck I was cringe but what I really noticed was how easily I was baited.
lol y do u keep tlkin abt ironman that film came out aaaaaages ago lol
>>531325427if you are iron definitely find one. I prefer doing bosses solo but lots of people are being spoonfed gear drops in groups these days. It can be hard to get a regular thing with that until you gear up, but it happens a lot.
i think the thing i dont like about jhnd is he acts like hes a prs06er but hes actually a nusger and thats cringe
is it better to be in a small medium or large clan if youre just in it for tob and stuff? ive been lurking the discord clan section but idk what im even looking for
just join clans and try and get involved in the content you want to until you find one you like
rsingle looking 4 clan 4 trans xox
i dont talk in my cc or gz anyone so they all think im dark and mysterious
it seems like you cant just join these they all have application processes and stuff. one of them i saw gives you a month to get certain clogs and if you dont do it you dont get in
Ryan Gosling from Driver plays osrs? I knew it.
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>just join wdr
>wdr
sounds like a gay clan i wouldnt personally want to be in
>play full world
>too much competition, game is stressful
>play empty world
>too little activity, game is depressing
wtf
I joined a clan when I first started playing OSRS in 2020, and I've been wanting to leave for like 4 years now, but I don't want to make it awkward or start drama, so I just keep my private turned off 99% of the time now.
>>531326049that sounds extremely gay the only requirement id accept is cg completion so it doesnt shit up the chat like the subleddit
>>531325436cool i just went and posted
>>531326237yeah i feel like there should be some small filter so its not just 1200 totals doing obor but i dont know how any of this works so idk what application processes are normal and whats a sign its run by a bunch of assholes
its like they corpo bloated the raid clans so much i gotta talk to the HR lady in order to raid lmao
>>531326216literally no one will care
After barrows what do I even farm these days? Seems like all the guides expect you to afk 99 combats and go straight to raids or get carried through them.
>>531326605moons of peril
slayer bosses
GWD
>>531326470You are entirely correct, and this is also true in real life for pretty much everything I do, but I can't help myself.
just got a reply to my wdr application from 8 months ago apparently theyre very impressed with my account but unfortunately theyre going with the north korean intelligence agent pretending to be an indian from san bernardino instead
>>531326605What do you want to do? Is there any item you strive to own?
>>531326605erm just do whatever you want duuuuuh thats the beauty of the game
>>531326605clog one of those baby's first bosses like sarachnis or the crazy archaeologist
is that jhnd whining about the quests
>>531326605cucked yourself out of untrimmed slayer cape nice job dumbass
>>531326730CoX. Otherwise IDC. I've been lazy to look up all the mid game bosses because there's so dam many now. Zulrah is basically QBD right?
sarachnis the babys first boss uninstanced in multi exclusively camped by cloggers and their 10 alts
the boss that some clogger will afk in full tank gear
>>531326996sarachnis is dead, there's nobody there
t. sarachnis clogger
>>531327158yeah cuz you subhumans ran them all off
i close my eyes so tightly
the tears are welling up
>>531327243get your own fucking spider
v says brighter shores is garbage and dead
going to get drunk af on cheap beer tn
just talk to me babe pls x :(
>>531327469But it's a Tuesday.
is the seething wowcuck here i have a question
im a wow veteran i fought in the wow wars that trump sent us too
I dont wanna box trap hunter hamsters
>>531327692what am i gonna do not drink?
>>531326958Well then go gather your cox setup. Why does anything else matter?
u rly shouldnt drink on a tuesday :/
>>531327954Uim. I won't step foot in there for months. I'll be lucky to start slayer by August.
>>531328076>Uim.I cannot help you then and neither can most trained professionals.
>>531320420I use eclipse at tds
>>531327929Maybe just have a tipple of Frangelico to wind down in the evening, rather than gulping down gallons of that liver-rot swill.
>>531326187play a medium world ya big idiot
is it true that quest cape is end game
>>531328941I've never gotten one
>>531326605Well you answered your own question. NMZ, chin/burst to 99 funding it with vorkath/herb runs/cg and then do nex duos or raids. If you don't want to do that then just do whatever appeals to you.
>>531329046Oh fuck uim nvm sorry why not say that?
people need to stop suggesting herb runs the entire market is collapsing
>>531328649sounds like some faggy french shit im an american i drink beer
frangelico is nice its like nutella i havent had it in a while though, usually its used in cocktails
>>531329182>im an americanI see. In that case, guzzle to your heart's content.
personally i like to get sauced on jaeger or vodka
Yeah, I think I'm going to equip my Rune Halberd and go train on the Wizard Tower lesser demon for a while.
I hope the Rune Med drops, wish me luck!
theyre shitting all over us in the /v/ thread girls
d3k got raped by a pack of dingos so i've heard
i dont post on 4chan anymor so pls dont link it ok??? x
>>531330113true
give dungeoneering instead
soda W
veibae W
xaryu W
guzu W
savix W
madseason W
jhnd W
mod north W
mod arcane L
troon L
>>531329875remember when we got the epic GET and these "people" acted like they were better than us
i know nobody will care but i just wanted to say that i started playing osrs again for the first time since its original release in 2013. i feel really old because 2013 is literally 12 years ago, which is insane, and in my mind osrs is still "new." i've made more progress in the past 5 days than i did in 5 years as a 10-15 year old kid back in the day.
>>531330468yeah the only one i ever see posting nude lolis here is the bitcoin is getting fucked poster and he seems like a tourist
actually the original release was in 2004
>>531330803well i was referring to old school runescape.
>>531329174It's 2m/hr best money til vorkath pvp notwithstanding ig? Not sure
g2 shave my pubes got 2 hairy dwn there lol x
>>531330767yes that's a chinese gachafag
>>531330903https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
dont use periods towards me bitch
>>531330336boss ass nigger post
girls we're replying a little too much let's keep out shibboleth posts lowercase and without numbers ok
yeah but it wont be that good if people keep doing it, fuck off my herbs
>>531330678you were doing so well, what made you get sucked back in again?
>>531330678https://voca.ro/19swAq5pNqrd
keep going and remember to post your progress we like to see it
how do i level herb from 44 to 52 in a way that doesn't make me wanna pull my hair out? i'm okay with spending 1m
>>531331059sybay corny ahh troonie
andrew gower W am i right brighter shores chads
what the tuna is a shibboleth
I don't get the appeal of wow streamers. They're all just
>Noooooo I'm not going to unlock fairy rings that sounds hard and complicated
>GUYS FAIRY RINGS ARE THE BEST THING EVER
>Noooooo I'm not going to learn the motherlode mine that sounds really hard and complicated
>GUYS MOTHERLODE MINE IS THE BEST THING EVER
>Noooooo I'm not going to do birdhouses that sounds really hard and complicated
>GUYS BIRDHOUSES ARE THE BEST THING EVER
>>531331139buy unfinished potions from GE and put the herb in it
okay then dont watch them whats the problem
>>531331081stresses of starting and running a company, i need 2-3 week long degenerate hiatuses to cope with it. last month it was battle brothers with additional difficulty mods, and now it's osrs
>>531331297They need to go back to their own country
>>531330985Ok tell me what here is more profit than herb runs before vorkath that's not pvp
wow streamers are being enabled by reddit. they love that shit
>get crashed at crabs
>bring maxed main
>they start crying i brought max alt
cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen
>>531331417the only thing that enables streamers are donations and subscribers, meaning people with severe mental illnesses that pay millionares for no reason other than to try to get their attention
>>531331223It's kind of like amortization but with less arbitrage
>maxed main
>Obsidian cape and torag platebody
my obsidian.md doesnt have a cape how do i turn that option on
you just described reddit posters tho
>>531331453this is like pulling out a knife in a fist fight
its more like two retards fighting at the lunch table and one retards older retard brother comes because the only people killing crabs are retards
>>531331675in a street fight anything goes
yes well im the victorious tard so theres that
need a bitch like yuna or an al b*ed like rikku frfr
When are they going to add the varrock museum rare fossil boss?
>>531331389high alching slayer drops duh
you can alch slayer drops while doing youre herb run ?
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>A PAIR OF TITS (FORMER WOW PLAYER) PLAYS RUNESCAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!
>>531331389Making wooden cats
>>531331947sulfur naguas have actual drops and nmz has overloads and is more afk
>>531332284>dyed hairis it really that hard for a woman to not ruin their body
its former wow veteran actually dont diminish her accomplishment ty
>>531332379women have a pussy so it comes preruined
>>531332379crabs drop fossils though
>>531332284I always report scantily clad female streamers whenever they pop up on the Twitch homepage. Most of them have been ignored by Twitch by one actually had "action taken against them thanks to your report."
>>531332379Just be glad she's not fat.
>>531332485nigga have you not seen the clip of a twitch ceo showing off his "for you" page? he only had scandily clad women on there, they want them on the platform so bad. he cooms to them. its also the reason they banned the word simp lmao
>>531332518i dont like bursting fake boobas i need some natty saggers to bury my nezzy helm in
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poggies
there are no fun WoW youtubesr to watch
i have only logged into twitch once to tell a tranny streamer that theyre just a bloke in a dress and not fooling anyone and then they had a breakdown on the stream and started hyperventilating and i was banned for a month
i love breasts so much its fucking unreal it should be a crime to have big tits and not show them off god damn
>>531332284There was a female OSRS streamer years ago who had a feetcam instead of a facecam, and I cannot remember her name for the life of me.
I miss her.
i would recommend you some but you would need to understand wow to enjoy them also tbqh osrs youtube content is so much better than the wow streamer slop that exists
you guys think if emily didnt fake cancer she would be in geilinor games?
>>531332895well did he stop streaming? if so you did a good job
>>531333147so what happened to her anyways? I saw her nudes but stopped following around then.
i remember emilys nudes circulating on the ice poseidon discord she could get it in spite of everything
>>531333335please post her nuds
i think you mean in despite of everything
>>531330985i feel you man ive argued with the people here for months about how feeling like making money as a newish player feels impossible.. i remember being like sub 1 mil and trying to claw my way back up out of that, but you are right to be looking at vorkath, that is how i ultimately funded my 99 magic. before that though, you can do amoxliatl and moons of peril for some relatively easy money where it actually feels like you are playing the game, the only thing in there that feels like kind of a cheat code is learning how to do the step unders for blood moon, what are the rest of your skills looking like? can you complete these quests?
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Perilous_Moons
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/The_Heart_of_Darkness
check one two check one two
despite everything is fine in spite of everything is fine but in despite of everything is def wrong sis
>>531333380even if I had them they were incredibly dissapointing. Some women just look better in clothes.
>>531333565You just do slayer and unlock high alch. Unless you are researching things to sell on the side, or want to bank your hunter drops, it's all slayer high alchs. specifically gargoyles changes the game entirely.
hmmmm breasts.................
>>531331389meant to reply to
>>531333565:
>>531333691i didnt learn about gargs until way later because i had put off training my slayer largely until after i started doing inferno attempts. inferno made me need to train slayer so thats when i started making some real money
>>531333593true. thats how i feel about that big titted runescape streamer that wears a mask. idk why niggas are watching her when her nudes are a google search away.
>go to MTA
>hate myself until I run out of runes
repeat
im running out of prayer pots...
trying to rush endgame is sovless. All the fun is midgame.
>>531333304i did my part
>>531333319idk. I did however check a few days later and they were having another breakdown, talking about how the female version of themselves feels good and the man version of themselves fucks everything up.
What set me off and forced me to login and tell them theyre a bloke in a dress originally was that they were in a group call with an actual woman, and they kept telling the actual woman "you're so fucking hot", and the actual woman sounded put off because this was entirely inappropriate but they couldnt say anything as the tranny is protected. and they were kinda getting away with it because of the tranny line "Im just a girl lol and I know ur not gay".
the tranny was late 30s wearing fake tits with a neck seam and overweight.
>>531334239>the tranny was late 30s wearing fake tits with a neck seam and overweight.was this jim sterling? lmao
>>531334498how did i never hear about this what the fuck
>>531334498it was not jim sterling, i can try to login in to twitch and see if their is a "history" or something
ok thats it im creating a new account and pressing start stream my title is a work in progress but im thinking former wow player (multiple world firsts) tries osrs
little do they know i have two 3rd age pickaxes
>>531334626his channel is on the decline ever since he trooned out so it makes sense.
>>531334228what are you referring to as endgame because getting to the point where you're starting vorkath, starting cg, dt2, quest cape is all beginning the midgame. even inferno is like midgame now since its practically expected that you are able to do it with crystal armor and a bowfa. endgame is like finishing up maxing, have a lot of bis pieces (maybe not megarares), colosseum. and then i guess the real endgame after you have everything is just pet hunting
i think getting your first 3rd age pickaxes is the start of the midgame and your second 3rd age pickaxe is the beginning of the late game
i draw a distinction between late game and endgame personally for me endgame is done with all the reasonable grinds and just grinding like corp and pnm
end game starts at 2277 and ends at 4.6b
>>531334790i checked that niggas patreon hes still pulling 10k/month and only avging 50k/vid crazy
gm CAs, pet hunting and collection logging is the actual endgame. everything before that is just midgame. most players struggle to break into midgame and end up quitting because they cant handle the grind
gm takes like 2-3 weeks from start to finish so i dont think so
>>531334854by endgame im referring to the newest raids which I am at least 6 months away from entering.
>>531333565Moons is 1.7, herbs are 1.8-2m
thats actually early game endgame is as i said when you get your second 3rd age pickaxe
>>531335209they arent mutually exclusive, you can plant your herbs, go do moons, then take a break and replant your herbs
>UIMs have to become gay to do wintertodt
how does wearing a rainbow make you gay
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plant ranaars
do slayer
alch slayer drops
replant ranaars
repeat until you have millions of gp
use millions of gp to train the skills you need to get your quest cape
once you get quest cape the entire game is open to you and you can do whatever you want
its impossible to make money early game these sand crabs dont drop anything
>>531318431Remember to bully wow players out of all places they reside
you are making fun of them but i genuinely feel their pain i know what its like to want to quit because it feels like making money is fucking impossible
>>531335756everybody should experience being poor because it makes you appreciate wealth more once you have it
it might not feel like it now, but you're building character (metaphorically, as well as literally)
>>531318431not quite runescape suck now but im not racist or homophobic im an ally
lolling at the concept of these tourists getting upset about wow tourists
runephews talm bout the game gonna get easier cause wow babies like rooftops didnt come out >10 yrs ago lmfao
3 updates this year
- yama slop
- varl slop
- vampyre quest
20 dollars a month btw
what happens to your items if you die in wintertodt? Are they in front of the door?
>you now remember the Fatigue mechanic
why can't I right click the run button and sit to rest instead of having to walk?
>>531336676Oh shit we're getting a vampyre quest? That's cool.
>>531332692gen x and boomers were a mistake
>>531336832i didnt play back then so no i dont remember it
>>531336832I clicked random page and got here a few minutes ago. What a coincidence. Maybe I should go for a pet.
>>531336923run energy is cancer. easy answer is train agility
people will tell you graceful is a scam but i found it insanely helpful while questing, this was before the run energy changes though so you have it easier than me
what's the fastest way to make 150m on a maxed RS3 account without doing endgame bosses in order to pay for my OSRS bond?
>>531336832i don't remember this because i'm under the age of 40
>>531337132the first thing I did was farm 70 agi so it hasn't been that bad.
>>531337415nice did you get enough marks for full graceful?
>>531337146unlock priff and make your flasks every day. that and herb runs should do it passively. Also standing at gargoyles or abby demons for a few hours works. Also your vis wax.
>>531337523yes. i probably dropped about 50 marks?
remember when bonds first dropped in osrs and they were like 1m and rs3 bonds were 15m
and now osrs bonds are 15m and rs3 bonds are 150m...
>>531330767>yeah the only one i ever see posting nude lolis here is the bitcoin is getting fucked poster and he seems like a touristI've been goldfarming RS for over a decade
>>531337640sick it really makes a huge difference on how fast your run energy comes back i still use it every day, it was the first thing i did when i got members and i still use it every day
>>531337776ULTIMATE agility bro.
>>531337801get. out. faggot.
>>531337815and to this day i still use it every day
im wearing my graceful set right now. no recolor
will i get the drop today chat
ive come to terms with never getting the drop i seek so no i hope you dont
if you could only have 1 item, twisted bow would be the best pick right?
ive got a twisted bow already i got it off the dead girl
>>531338812fuuuuuck i remember the b0aty streams when this just came out now. That was right before I stopped watching.
>>531338619id rather have a 3rd age pickaxe (i already have two btw)
i have over 300 days played with no bowfa and 0 raid completions..
you have all the quests done then i'm sure?
>>531339228get in cg what are you waiting for theres 0 risk
do not look at bowfa as something to aspire to have
look at it as an inevitability of learning cg
is rsn knotgirl here i have a question
>>531339314cg is not possible for me
find a boss you like to fight
Cg is the easiest minigame in RuneScape. If you can't do cg maybe you should pick an easier game like farmville.
>>531339718first of all i dont use f keys second its too much to handle the tornadoes and everything and i just dont think its fun im going for 200m farming instead
>>531339856I have about 450 cg kc and I have never touched an f key in my life.
remap
md5: ef72b47940fd7cc8f9c6e6169b8671fe
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>>531339856>first of all i dont use f keysuse key remapping and set it up in a way thats comfortable for you. trust me, you can do cg
cg is easy but the prep is the worst thing in this game
>>531340069i like it. i wish there were more things like cg, 0 input 0 risk money makers that actually make you use your brain
>>531340058wow thats huge tyvm
>>531340004i think it would be more efficient for me to do regular gauntlet because i wont die
no matter what version of rs you play there is always an input lag that annoys the shit out of me.
>>531340302Normal is better for learning, yeah. I did 50 regular gauntlets and then started corrupted.
>>531340232>cg>use your brain
oh my days reldo cow field north of lumbridge into charlie the tramp into reldo al kharid mine
well since no one told me what to watch after invincible amazon prime i guess ill watch reacher amazon prime i need to inject my eyeballs with as much slop as humanly possible
i know that reference but I don't understand it cause 10 years too young for it.
>>531340302only do regular gauntlet to get an idea of what you are supposed to do, if you already know what you are supposed to do then you should be doing corrupted because the rewards are so much better for the time you're spending
even if you're only able to clear it twice or 3 times an hour you will be making so much gp compared to people who dont have access to it. look at this graph, this is my journey with cg. you start out only being able to clear it a little bit but eventually you'll be clearing it more than you're dying and at that point its just an infinite gp fountain
we dont have cg in f2p but even if we did i probably couldnt do it because im a level 3 f2p uim skiller not a killer
>>531340986wow thats an insanely restricted gamemode whats your rsn
>>531340496its not input lag, its the tick system. enable your true tile in the true tile indicators plugin and understand that the tile is where you actually are, it feels a lot better when you do this
>>531340986i saw a 10hp uim with many maxed skills the other day.
>>531341154i thought you were done with this game
>>531340862Hahahahha you died in RuneScape what a piece of shit
f2p uim isnt very impressive or cool its just boring
>>531341080the ability to be freaking annoying
im a temporary f2p hardcore ironman (pending hardcore loss status)
imagine the guy who made a big deal about leaving a half dozen times but who always came back making a big deal about leaving but coming back who could have possibly predicted this
erm isnt f2p mining meta to powermine iron and smelt it like terrathrone
>>531341154wow that's trippy
>>531341154thanks this is really helpful
>>531341514posting about the state of the thread is the worst kind of posting.
I thought people at the ge on 301 would say I looked cool with my bcp and fire cape and voidwaker but they all just begged for money
it's going to take me like 10 hours to get my attack from 60 to 70...
im never going to get my whip bros...
did jhnd really come back im not scrolling up jhnd we dont need you anymore mettya is our daddy now
whats the best place to bankstand if i care about impling spawns
>>531341837it took me 2 days. wasn't fun but once it's over it's over for a while.
>>531341837Everyone gets attack from 65 to 70 while grinding for the dragon defender
>>531341879prif if u value crystal u can even run laps around prif while doing bankstanding skills if ur freaky
100m and still no pet, no fire cape
i prefer to put off the fire cape until it will take me like 30mins.
>>531342041i only care about dragon/lucky imps
>>531342243u didnt have to flex on me like that
my cape getting order is quest cape -> untrimmed slayer cape -> cheese cape and then after that idk but im still on step 1
personally i think getting a fire cape on a new account with like 60 ranged and a dcb is self empowering
yeah i do it at 70 ranged with msb and a crystal bow for jad it takes an hour losing 30 minutes of efficiency is worth not being a subcheeser imo
osrs youtube is in dire straits oh my days
ya im gonna sandcrab 70 range soon and get fire cape just before i start slayer grind.
Just melee the whole thing retard
realistically how would a 70 mage run be for fight caves? full infinity and a god staff 70 mage?>
i bet its really bad without shadow that tends to be how magic works
i thought they are all weak to water/air or some shit
>>531340302CQ is literally impossible to complete i dont know why those other posters are trying to bait you into wasting your time. good luck though
Jad has a magic level of 480 so it was retarded until they gave him a 40% weakness to water last week.
What do I do with these? 66 crafting and got high alch.
>>531343556whatever u want
>banking
>take item out of equipment tab
>put it back in later
>it doesn't go back in the equipment tab
what the fuck is wrong with this game lmao
it's 2000 and twenty-five for ffs
>>531343556leave in bank forever
>>531343796trying to get 71 crafting for blue d'hide because I need it for a clue
>>531343556rings from bh runs should be used for recoils/dueling rings
games necklaces and sapphire bolt tips for muspah
emeralds are pretty useless you could make bracelets and alch them i guess
ruby bolt tips and digsite pendants
expeditious bracelets and dodgy necklaces
>>531343556i turn mine into jewelry with gold from smithing when i dont feel like doing glass stuff
>>531343813why arent you using placeholders? are you retarded?
>>531343556sell most of them 50 at a time at void knight general store
do you think we'll get chargeable teleport jewellery soon
I think the community would accept lodestones if it had a proper attunement quest and lvl 60 requirements.
>>531341706nice, yeah it feels so much better when you realize you're controlling that little square instead of your character
>>531342028yes
how much gp do empty light orbs get converted to if i suicide with them in the wildy
I can't imagine going back to doing slayer without a venator bow
>>531345878thats what im working on right now
no shards yet
another 200+ abyssal task, hopefully this nigger gives me my last piece for the bludgeon
>>531345968gl, in my case I got lucky with an imbued heart drop and used the money I got on that
>>531346145seriously the n word?
we say bwana in this household
>>531346174holy shit nice. congrats
I couldn't play an iron man, and I've been at this since 2002
Yeah that's bad for rng now you're not going to get it and you'll have to do more slayer and your dad will call you a loser
torva masori and ancestral should require upkeep
I don't believe the 1/200 superior spawn rate for one second I get them maybe 1/1000 kills maybe
>>531346501I one bloodveld task I got 4, in the next one I got zero
>>531346501it seems like every time i do nechryaels and i look away from what im doing a greater one spawns and i almost die
i could never play more than one account at at ime
>>531346501I always play somewhat zoomed in so when I do kurasks and a large one spawns I get a tiny little heart attack. Happens at least once per task it feels like.
nechryaels are so scary!!
just checked the scale 147 lbs im so fucking fat now i need to watch what i eat AAAAAAAA
>>531346767just freeze the motherfucker
>>531347598im 5'10 105 lbs
yes im a uim type b :3
>>531347598you need to BULK
>>531347854that's really skinny. east coast?
wow streamer clip in the subreddit = automatic 5k updoots
*steps on scale*
*reads 180*
*belly sloshes around*
uofff... i should lay off the neapolitan....
>>531348231jaycutie..........
What do we do about the bot auto report epidemic?
dude just got 5 Aranea boot drops today, within the span of 3 hours.
jayplarpies sour scent (not erotic)
>>531348215they're just gonna leave during mid-game, the grind is boring as hell
>>531348332>muhhh honkin dead internet theorybruh mass reports have been a thing in mmos for 20 years
>>531348526the big grinds are entertaining. Just look at Settled
doesnt wow have a lot of grinding
all the wow streamers are going to quit since their retard audiences made them play helmies
not really. It's more competing with other people for drops. The only long grinds are for achievs or useless cosmetics.
you can change from iron to regular.
>>531348996this is what will happen
mass iron exodus when they realize how autistic ironman is
>>531348621watching someone do it and actually doing it yourself are 2 different things. nothing in wow is even close to the cg grind
remember that guy that deironed his maxed account so he could own a scythe and immediately regretted it and proceeded to start a new iron
then their 1300 total level reddit audience will screech about how theyre not playing the game right and will collectively shit themselves watching their streamer buy a whip off the ge
Dude there's this YouTuber named Sodapppin who used to be a wow streamer but now he plays RuneScape.
dude just got his 6th aranea boots drop....
>>531349237whoa realy a wow streamer playing rs??
>>531349062getting ranged weapons/chins on iron is fucking cancer
i gooned to sodapoppins gf's vtuber avatar
she also plays osrs
>>531349071what is the cg grind? what items do you need to get?
we actually agreed earlier that this would be the last osg. We're moving to /v/.
Why's every rs youtuber like
>Hey guys I'm a tremendous homosexual teehee I'm a gay catboy teehee now here's my wife Sheryl
>>531349443bowfa is 1/400 so at an average time of 10 minutes per run that would be 66 hours to be on rate
Devious, Boaty, Settled are not like that.
>>531349673ok make the thread
oh no, i won't be taking any responsibility or contributing at all. sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>5313494431/400 for bowfa, 6 1/50s for armor and to even access requires a lot
https://youtu.be/wcgaBQ0N9S8 this is what everyone who wears an obsidian cape looks like
what about ardougne cloaks...
>>531350175>effeminate white male gets yelled at my bald autistic muslim humiliation ritual
tldr on the pride mass reply schizo?
>>531348621Rune crafting is entertaining, really ?
>>531350527one guy blew up because he spent months on his iron soloing CoX
>>531350713he boosted which invalidated the solo aspect of his grind imo
cant believe this is the last osg ever
